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BISPING IN
NICK IN
LOBOV IN
WENGER OUT
GSP STAY OUT
CARLOS OUT
did bangbro die?
will swedecucks leave?
are we for gi or no gi?
post memes or die
>will swedecucks leave?
lmao no
>>66562658
REDEMPTION SONG
>>66562658
I don't get how you can type shit like that up and not feel like an idiot.
Someone make a new bread. This one is absolutely atrocious.
>>66562658
Do you post in /hoc/ as well? This is memeing bordering on autism
Who will Mac be training with this time?
Who is bangbro?
>>66562799
a pornsite
>muh OP
fuck off cunts, good op op
thoughts on PVZ as a Christian and a fighter?
Please recommend some more Spicy Rollers.
Demian Maia vs Ed Herman
Alex Caceres vs Jimy Hettes
Alex Caceres vs Roland Delorme
Carlos Newton vs Kazushi Sakuraba
Diego Sanchez vs Nick Diaz
Demian Maia vs Gunnar Nelson
Ayaka Hamasaki vs Amber Brown
Phil De Fries vs. Rob Broughton
Fabricio Werdum vs John Olav Einemo
Alan Patrick vs. Damien Brown
Nam Phan vs Jimy Hettes
Paddy Holohan vs Louis Smolka
Charles Oliveira vs Hatsu Hioki
>>66562918
Jimmy Fricke vs. Gus Hansen
>>66562918
your abo mum and her indian bull lad
Now that I think about it there being an interim featherweight title fight on the same card as the lineal champion is absolutely apeshit and doesn't make any sense at all.
>>66562895
>makes normal faces
>OMG I'M SO WEIRD xDDDDDDDD
She should just die.
>>66562943
Calm down, weirdo.
Absolute banger
https://youtu.be/XAFqnHQGm-k
>>66562951
r-reeeeeee?
>>66562918
Brendan Schaub vs Cyborg at metamoris
>>66562895
i usually hate on paige but damn, datass
>>66562895
her face when she turns looks literally like a chimp lad
>>66562943
Welcome to 2016, where everyone is a unique snowflake despite everyone doing the exact same things and acting the exact same way
>>66562985
>UGH people these days
sup heem
>>66562985
>2016
Where have you been since Myspace?
>>66563007
sup kaant, you gassed up m8? YOU GASSED UP M8 HAHA LAD WEW
>>66562951
fuck off cunt she knows she is in some lewd ass hugging tights and some stalker like yourself has taken a photo of her in said lewd clothing
and she is desperately trying to look like oh i didn't mean for men to take pictures of my ass lol
fuck off i hate cunts like you
she is being a huge slut and there's nothing you can do about it
>>66562799
bangladesh lad
>>66563045
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66563007
Morning, Cro Cop.
>>66562974
>datass
There's barely any ass there.
>>66562918
Diego Sanchez vs Karo Parisyan
>>66563045
>some stalker
Probably two bit paparrazos that give an iota of a shit about her now that she's on Dancing With The Stars
>>66563054
>>66562961
i was backing you up
or is she your waifu if said she's a huge slut suck a fat dick and get pure fitefu like me
>>66563078
>dancing with the "stars"
since when is that two-bit barely a fighter a star? wew lad
>>66562895
her former trainers labeled her as immoral.
she sucks as a fighter - a 6/10 looker in a division full of 3/10 doublebaggers so she's on danas hype train.
>>66563091
Srsly, the random can off of the Invicta prelims?
She looked like she had the fight IQ of a field mouse
>>66563001
You can't deny that social media does this to people.
STOP BULLYING PAIGE
>>66563091
>monkey """""""""""""""pure"""""""""""""" fightfu
step-up nigga
>>66563146
>>66563163
DELETE THIS
who is your favorite boxer?
>>66563135
who the fuck are these dudes who try and flirt with her?
anyone know a good website to watch past fights? ive been using mmaversus but its not that great.
inb4 cuckpass
>>66563189
>so sexy
>>66563189
Fightfans.
Is pvz half chimp or does she just not take out her mouthguard, ever?
>>66563189
Nu males
>>66563198
fightpass, literally 10 bucks. go suck an abos willy lad
>Will you marry
>tfw i can marry every here
>>66563189
Here is one of them.
>Conor will win the rematch
>will you marry
>>66563285
He will
via the most ridiculous standing stoppage ever courtesy of Dirty Herb
Are you really complaining about girl acting like a girl, you pussywhipped autists?
What about Sage or heaps of other fighters posting their shirtless or chad pics?
>>66563268
how can paige say no?
>>66563268
>it's a poo in the loo
>>66563295
What's wrong with his skin?
Why do Americans have shit tier skin? Is it the food you eat or what?
>>66563268
>the gorilla man
t.yung gorilla
based poo in the loo confirmed for knowing heem memes
>>66563268
>
>>66563302
we're gay lad, matter of fact, pls post some lewd twinky pics again i fapped to the ones i have already
>be Conor
>lose that one time
>whole nation takes the mickey out of you
Damn nigger
http://www.independent.ie/opinion/columnists/carol-hunt/my-week-conor-mcgregor-34593867.html
>>66563319
he has a shitty diet and is probably 17-20, ofcourse he has shitskin you thick cunt
>>66563362
who cares what some bitch imagines
fuck all of you for this shitty thread, fuck you, why are you discussing some dumb bimbo cunt? the fuck is wrong with you?
>>66563319
Is this a pattern you've noticed from your extensive time spent in America?
can someone post the chimp vanzant picture
>>66563437
perhaps you should suggest a better topic instead of just inviting some bait replies and being a bit of a bitch
>>66563440
he's a damn fool.
>>66563319
>americans have a lot in common among each other cause they are all 'americans'
My shitty tribute to the king of spicy
How boring was WSoF last night?
>>66563498
>>66563319
>croat on croat crime
>>66563507
whats with that spicy meme? i don't get it
>>66563440
Yes. I've been working in Texas for the past 3 years.
The amount of high-school kids with pizzaface is ridiculously high compared to Europe. There's even a fuckton of adults with acne.
>>66563533
I think somebody described a "banger" as "spicy" and it just stuck.
Travis on suicide watch
http://larrybrownsports.com/mma/ronda-rousey-ex-boyfriend-brendan-schaub-travis-browne/299137
>>66563533
you can leave lad
>>66563536
>texas
theres your problem lad
>>66563536
It's the junk food.
If I lived in the USA I would be a fat motherfucker, a meal here costs 3x more than it does in USA
>>66563520
>Fitch 25 minute decision victory
>Branch 25 minute decision victory
Real fucking boring it would seem
>>66563567
>I’m just glad he got a break from folding Ronda’s laundry to post
no acne on THIS face
>>66563608
>there are people in this thread who say she's unattractive
>tfw knowing a fight goes to decision completely kills your interest in watching it
>>66563608
now that i look at it real close she looks really chimpy
>>66563608
>cville_1
>>66563622
She's like the uglier Jessa Rhodes.
>>66563583
>>66563628
there's always a chance for a spicy 5 round war ala Condit/Lawler or Gus/Bones
>>66563635
>heemster's first day on Instagram
>>66563635
https://www.instagram.com/cville_1/
>>66563567
Travis knocked him the fuck out and took his woman, doubt it's going to affect him much 2bh
>>66563664
http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Jessa-Rhodes/Portland-Oregon/Jessa-Rhodes-Denounced-And-Condemned-Portland-Oregon-1162476
wtf
Why and how Travis Browne became so shit-tier fighter?
I hope everyone is having a blessed day :-)
>>66563726
>became
he was always shit
>tfw not getting (You)'s but giving everyone thought out (You)'s and oc
>>66562895
>paige is getting thick
Sherdog is watching her
>>66563726
he's big and athletic for his size which is enough to be top 10 in the UFC
>>66562895
>oh he's here just like i asked
>let me tilt so he can see my ass
>got him haha
wew lad
>>66563073
Was that really a roller? I seem to remember it being more of a banger.
>>66563813
buteful werk champ
>>66563726
he started training when he was 26
he was always shit
>>66563713
>fans ask her on twitter about doing interracial scenes
>tells them she doesn't fuck nignogs
>they get bootyblasted
>>66563608
She's literally disgusting
>>66563726
Moved to memedale with top boxing """"""""trainer"""""""" Edmund Targaryan
>>66563608
>show a picture of your feet
>>66563816
Why are you retardedly separating great mixed martial arts fights into stand up and ground battles when the best fights have a bit of both
>>66563726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzxFgVYyMcE
post an opinion deserving of this reaction
>nate will get koed by c-conor this time, he just got tired
>>66563768
Here (You) go blud
>>66563673
Certainly not when Fitch is involved, don't know much about Branch but I think he had to wrestlefuck the guy who heemed Thiago Silva
>>66563882
>>66563868
>>66563813
so this guy is like Stipe Drviš in Cro Cops corner.
>>66563702
SCHAUB HAS T-SHIRT MONEY BRO WE'RE TALKING FUCKIN' ROTHSCHILD MONEY BRO MR. CLOTHE YOUR GIRL AKA CAPTAIN COTTON AKA THE SULTAN OF SHIRTS AKA THE PODCAST PUNANI AKA KODIAK BLACK AKA THE MVP OF BBC AKA THE DUTCHESS OF DETERGENT AKA THE MAYNE WITH THE ALPHA BRAIN AKA AKA AKA AKK AAK AKFDF FDSIJSDFJOIFD
>>66563863
my sides
>>66563901
Conor is definitely going to defend a belt one day
>>66563873
I need to keep my lists pure you fuck.
>>66563702
Get your facts straight. Schaub dumped HER. And right before her fight, too. Pretty based.
>>66563949
>tfw Cro Cop could've been HW champ if he just got a decent camp instead of sticking with his shitty one
>>66563879
how many days ban was that?
>>66563768
i got 10 (You)'s unironically so far, so here's one for you
>>66564020
roider
corrupt cop and politician
>>66563518
holy shit
that's going in the sleepy chokes folder
>>66562658
OP you absolutely SUCK!
>Fronk loses to Aldo
>Aldo gets injured before fighting Goober
>Fronk doesn't get asked to fill
>Cerrone fills and gets his liver memed on by Goober
>>66564068
>tfw 14 (You)'s so far
>>66564095
and football player lel
>>66563768
here a (you) big guy. i much hespect you
>>66563991
this 2bh. After he loses to Nate again he will vacate the 145 belt and make a speech about starting fresh at 155 where he can crush some more cans and never get past a relevant top 5 fighter
>>66564191
>>66563768
Explain this behaviour.
>mfw McGregors game plan is going to be "spam nasty ass kicks to the knee for 5 rounds"
>>66564191
Nice and flowy Artem
>>66564191
whos better, sabonis or savickas?
>>66564249
That's probably his only chance of winning.
>>66564191
guys what if lithcuck is a bit slow and we end up matching him up with a legit genius in estonia who is already much physically superior?
what if we get a retard killed?
>>66564176
Anyone else find it weird that people show more affection at the end of a fight than they do at the end of mainstream porn?
>>66564249
I don't think even conor expects to last more than 3 rounds no matter who wins
>>66564297
i'm sure this is already illegal
>>66563882
>>66563882
Still beautiful to watch.
Thank you Holly.
Thank you Andrei.
Thank you Wondermeme.
Thank you, most of all, Edmond.
Leicester are doing it lads
>>66564297
perfect filename
@66564191
not giving a (You) until you do this lad>>66563879
>>66564297
>a legit genius in estonia
>>66564345
Geathje is a MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNSTER!
Though honestly running through Foster like that is legit impressive.
>>66564297
he looks like vegan or some shit like that, i would heem him in first round desu
>>66564365
LOL MOTHERFUCKERS
>>66564297
i just get the urge to ram my cock down his throat, such a top tier qt
>>66564402
big man talking now
i would legit bury you nigger
it would be a straight funeral
>>66564422
that's a /HIGHTEST/ comment
>>66564441
come at me bro. this is me. post pic of you
>>66564481
this is an old photo of me
>>66564438
>>66564445
you better step it up niggas im owning this thread right now, only way to beat this major (You) lead is for lith to post lewds
>>66564481
All me btw
>there are people in this thread right now that legitimately use jewriel smellwani as a credible news source
>>66564580
Protip: this look is gay as fuck
>>66564621
wats that? DC is not injured?
Any word on what's DC's injury?
>>66564623
you tell em ahmed
only moustcheless beards and shitty black hair is halal right?
>>66564654
Lumbersexual detected.
>>66564654
Protip: I am not Dutch, or from anywhere where Muslims are thing really.
Also, the whole hipster/lumbersexual look is objectively gayer than homosexual sodomy,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS WRONG WITH LELATOR
wait Saint-Preux is fighting Jones? FUCK THAT SHIT m8. FUCK
>>66564734
>not wanting to see Jones just kill someone in his return
>>66564697
>>66564713
keep going ahmeds we'll trim our moustaches if that's what you want???
WHY DOESNT JON JONES GET A NATE DIAZ TIER REPLACEMENT?
this is such bs, ufc protecting their stars
they had to fuck over conor cuz he got too big for his britches, but cant mess with their goat's status by giving him a tough replacement fight
Who /readytohearhowOSPisoneofthebestP4Pfightersintheworld/ here?
>>66564783
LEGIT. KNOCKOUT. POWER.
>>66564718
you'll ironically watch that card for "le memes" but none of the shows that actually have legit fights in the main events
>>66564783
>OSP vs Jon Jones is a very important match up that bears very significant consequences for the lhw division
>>66564783
I can't wait for Joe Rogan to tell me how this is going to be a competent fight and OSP is a real danger to Jones.
>>66564783
A MONSTERRRRR
>>66564783
The hype job on this one is gonna be cringey as fuck. I think I'm gonna avoid all forms of MMA media for a while.
>>66564756
jones is my boy 2bh, and this is good thing for him to have a little easier fight for his return, but dammit, i was really hoping for Anthony...
>>66564776
newsflash: the lhw and hw divisions are the most shallow divisions in the ufc
Is there anything Joe Rogan won't do for money?
>>66564848
literally no, he's a major cuck
>>66564848
tell the truth
are nootropics a meme?
>>66562968
what's going on in that pic m8? did Edgy vomit after a match?
>>66564848
host fear factor again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C7vP061iqs
>>66564848
The Jones/OSP promo is especially hard for Joe to ignore because he gets to fellate two black men in the same promo
post yfw when OSP chokes Bones in fifth round
>>66564848
Be sober
>tfw no hunto vs jones
typical jbj, ducks rumble and hunto and fights the meme literal who
>tfw just got an adjustable tempurpedic bed
this is new levels of comfy
>>66564848
get a degree so hes qualified to talk about some subject with actual authority
read a research article from beginning to end instead of a tweet of half a sentence from a 100 page research article
be not a manlet
y is dc letting some other nigga suck jon jones' dick?
i thought he said he'd die for this?
OSP has a better chance beating Jones than DC
daniel cormier is 37 (THIRTY SEVEN) with shit knees
really thinking of going in an isolation tank high lads...
>>66564909
he literally did though
jon jones is like an abusive bf and the ufc is his bitch
that dick must be good yo,no wonder dc wanna suck it
>>66564994
how old?
>>66564907
Based Edgy Brah cucked the Gracies again and Royce got mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUscaK2ikY4&ab_channel=Nicknotify
>>66564936
>we will never see Hunto walk away KO Jones
>>66565041
42 YEARS OLD
>you will NEVER be the autistic neet who starts every other thread and has some jon jones ill suck your dick or brendan schaub 'hilarious' meme to go with it
feels really good man. i cant believe someone wastes their life doing that. i hope theyre paralyzed or something so its all the fun they can have
>>66565041
A man can dream
>>66565015
kek
Kirk Douglas vs Kimbo when?
need some edgy brah brahs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnt57vtEY9w
>>66565117
what's he thinking about?
>>66565116
>i hope theyre paralyzed or something so its all the fun they can have
This thought never occurred to me but it makes too much sense
>>66565127
say what you will about kimbo, his cucking of tank abbott was top notch
post best UFC tattoos
>>66565156
thingken about heems, greygoose and cheezus
>>66565194
there is no such thing as a good tattoo
>>66564651
Only thing I've read is "lower leg injury"
>>66565156
Being nice to others
>>66565187
he should have be a boxer when he was younger. too bad he's a stupid gangsta nigger
>see a white fighter lose to a black fighter
>"Oh man, what a cucking! He just got cucked so hard! His wife's gonna be sore tomorrow!"
I don't get you people
>>66565233
>>66565194
Bas' palm tats are pretty based
>>66565233
>girls with tattoos
literally a warning sign
DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH
>>66563198
mma-core
>>66565325
same applies to men
instant human trash
>>66565306
nice feet for a judo fighter 2bh
>>66565295
combination of repressed dreams and trying to troll others
>>66564756
For real. I think this works out way better than rematching with DC right away. Jones will very very likely beat OSP, and rebuild his hype even more for the DC rematch.
I wonder if they'll add Jones/DC to ufc 200
>>66565346
nah i know at least 1 good guy with a tonne of tattoos. i cant go out anywhere nice with him cause he sticks out like a shit thumb, but hes a good guy
maybe the difference is i dont have to worry about him going crazy as fuck and a tatted up girl is just saying "you can fuck me but i will go mental afterwards"
>I rate Jon Jones
>>66564879
that's not even what that word means
natty or not?
you decide /heem/
>>66565194
Sara McMann
>>66565441
>UFC """""fighter"""""""
>natty
pick one my dear friend
>>66565441
nice tits desu
>>66565441
natty as fuck
>>66565450
>lots of detail
>color
That will age like shit.
joanna is an ugly goblin with cankles
>>66565233
Wtf am I looking at here? what body part is this? God that woman is vile
>>66565450
for real? this is the ugliest tattoo ever top lel
>>66565194
alessio sakara is based as fuck
anyone watching mandrama tonight lads?
Why do women weigh in in bikinis instead of their underwear?
>>66565580
who is fighting? brock?
>>66565450
>that lions face
>>66565650
>fighting
>>66565650
Brock is on it, so is the Undertaker. Will watch for the memes and a throwback to my childhood. Also how many of you watched mandrama as a kid before transitioning to MMA?
>>66565710
I watched with my dad back in the 90's
>>66565710
I did and it's cringeworthy as fuck to watch now.
>>66565580
me lad, hopefully bmj makes an appearance. the takeover show was fucking awesome. cutting out raw and meme ppvs makes me enjoy it more tbf
>>66565756
Your dad is a fag.
>>66565563
a little bit over the top, but i like it
>>66565710
Me.
Mandrama & Steven Seagall movies -> Cro Cop in K1 and Pride -> UFC.
Jones will get heemed by OSP and these dubs confirm
>>66565796
He was an olympic qualifying athlete and a marine
You were raised by a single mum
Arianny
>>66565821
>you will never get to absolutely fucking ruin a girl like this
Feels bad man
>>66565450
Holy shit that's a terrible tat
>>66562707
Is he... is he really that small?
>>66565838
>not being intelligent
>being a roid babby
your dads a bitch
>>66563062
spanish are not used to big asses
>>66565870
>Holy shit that's a terrible tat
every single one is
>>66565800
yeah its ultra nationalistic but at least its in good taste the art is quality instead of the shit you see on bec rawlings lol
>>66565866
escorts man. if you get the money you can get whoever you want. saudi princes are fucking hollywood a listers and shit, and if they werent someone else would be for less. pussy aint shit.
>>66565897
Fuck off desert yank
>>66565954
your mum fucked your dad cause he was on roids and wanted an alpha but he has shitty natural test so you came out an estrogen filled bitch
>>66565929
that's not true
>>66565840
>veiny hands
>disgusting feet
>butter face
>bad hairline
>fake tits
>no ass
>fucked up pointy elbows
>no fashion sense
Yeah that's a 3/10, if I've ever seen one.
____ beats power.
____ beats speed.
_____ beats Nate Diaz.
>>66565949
Thanks for the inspiration. Gonna go and study for my exam now. Shitposting on a mogolese carpentry website is never gonna pay the bills
>>66565993
Meet at hyde park and we will see whos a bitch
>>66566033
Spinning shit beats power.
Minimum 5 steaks a day beats speed
Blunts beats Nate Diaz
no one over 5'5 can take dat left
Fresh Focus lads
Conor vs Nate edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK9FEllOiyQ
>>66566091
why blacks look so natural in that prison uniforms?
>>66562895
From far away she looks good
>>66566224
Fuck yeeaaaahhhh
>>66566224
that fat manlet in charge of writing about fighting
>>66565821
who dis
>>66566224
Fucking terrible
Sounds like a spastic presenting thier book report in year 10
>>66566375
she's with the jane goodall institute
hi i am esther lin
>>66566417
>hurr hurr muh bestiality meme
If you don't think she's hot you are an actual faggot.
what is the honest to god reason for training in a gi?
should you split your training evenly in gi and no-gi?
>>66565194
rondas ankle tats
ankle tats are hot to me for some reason
>>66566547
you should train in gi 3 times a week MINIMUM along with 3 steaks and 30 bananas MINIMUM every day to get good, Bigg and carbed
>>66566552
what about joannas
Do nootropics work?
>>66566552
Ronda bulking up to take on Gabi?
>>66566552
i don't get why she pigs out this much in the offseason, very stupid desu
>>66566552
what about fat ugly faces to go with those ankle tats?
how does OSP win?
>>66564966
based. how is it? that is one of my goals in life to buy that bed
how do you get an hgh prescription? my body just breaks down too much after working out desu
>>66566404
Don't you DARE say anything bad about Esther Lin again or...
*cocks big left hand*
...or I'll have to send you to sleepy street without a blanket
>>66563268
Tbh he would smoke half of /HEEM/ easily
>>66566820
DQ (Eyepokes)
>>66566552
I want to fuck ronda here
>>66566765
eh. she's hardly ugly. she has a real nice face imo.
she's only unattractive during weigh ins, despite most people saying the opposite
>>66566853
which state do you live in?
OSP is very brave moving up two weight classes to fight one of the best fighters ever on a 3 weeks notice coming back from a 2 year layoff.
>>66563268
>a pajeet
How unsurprising
>>66566908
washington state lad
>>66566224
how can I not fall a sleep during this?
>>66566836
Incredible. Can adjust the feet or head so I can sit up and has a massage setting for head, legs and back separately. I don't know if I'm going to get up tomorrow.
>>66566927
cant wait for the return of ovince 'rush' st. preux
>>66564848
The lovely Chandella
>>66563673
Will there ever be a fight as great as Griffin vs Bonner 1
>>66566927
hehe
http://www.sherdog.com/videos/videointerview/Cris-Cyborgs-Message-to-Ronda-Rousey-Come-Back-Soon-9089
Why do UFC fighters all try to cut weight? Are they too scared to fight in the heavyweight category?
>>66566879
lol
how do i set and achieve goals?
>>66567328
manlets
OSP is a worse matchup for Jones than DC
Watchu think hemies
Pic related because I am not spooked by rankings
>>66567328
how can u be so retarded to work out like this at 50 with multiple injuries and no real reason to be that strong
>>66564309
Well I think fighting, or really any kind of physical competition creates a special kind of bond between people, at least that's my experience. I remember some studies about adrenaline, endorphins and dopamine released in the brain make you feel closer to the people taking part with you.
>>66567378
Start small and gradually increase the tasks you are trying to accomplish. don't take on more than one thing at a time. Don't overwhelm yourself with too much change at once. Don't dwell on any missteps along the way. Don't compare yourself to others. Try to be improve a little bit every day.
>>66565499
NATTY
A
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Y
>>66567466
>no real reason
theres so many benefits for having maximum musculature (natty) + the endorphins from exercise etc
so many reasons
>>66567466
kettle bells lad dynamic lifts its the future
good morning /heem/ i hope you are having a delicious and nutritious breakfast containing sufficient carbohydrate content
>>66567512
this looks like a man wearing a dress for the first time
>>66567466
Hmm I have all these surgerys done to me from all these athletic related injuries, maybe I should consider the types of excercise I do especially now that im getting older. Nah ill just pound roids and trt, thats onnit dot com
>>66567584
Yeah, my husband looks just like that in a dress.
>>66567276
jesus christ she looks like an ugly tranny, why would a person do this to themself
>>66567416
No, because OSP is fucking trash
>Jon...
>>66567635
ronda is an inspiration for my wife's son and his crossdressing pursuits
>>66567635
Don't you have some Harry Potter to write?
>>66567675
Do what? She was born ugly.
She's lucky she's somewhat decent because it's not like there's a modeling or movie career waiting for her after.
>>66567416
Probably not, OSP will be eaten on the ground
>>66567512
she is so juicy i'd love to mate with her and have fedor babies
>>66567839
Are you talking about the lovely chandella?
>>66564776
OSP is ranked 6th and Diaz was ranked 5th. OSP is a Diaz caliber replacement, just different environments in their weight-classes.
OSP was the highest ranked guy willing to take the fight. And desu, if it's not Rumble...who cares anyway?
what's the deal here?
who do you breed to make the best fighter babies?
I think brock and ronda tbqhwy, maybe jbj and holly
>>66567964
u just kno
>>66567964
What do you mean?
>>66567893
no i'm talking about rousey lad
she is so chunky her babies would be thick as fuck
JANITOR APPLICATIONS ARE LIVE LADS
MAKE /sp/ GREAT AGAIN
>>66567964
Gina wants that circumcized cock
>>66567964
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66567964
>Gina will never pity fuck you
>>66567983
What is Gina up to with that look of hers?
>>66567696
Won against Glover in the standup before git taken down, but now has better wrestling because of such loss.
He will heem Jones and I won't be surprised
Jones was lit up by Gus, someone who has similar reach to his. OSP doesn't hit as lightly as Gus, so if he hits it does hurt you pretty bad.
>"For me it would be a home-cooked meal," Tate told Maxim in a Facebook live Q&A session.
>"Surprise me, vacuum for me. And make dinner for me. I absolutely love pad thai. And obviously cupcakes afterwards," added the champ. Well, her nickname is 'Cupcake', so at least one of those things shouldn't come as a surprise.
>Maybe it's time for her boyfriend and coach, Bryan Caraway, to up his game.
>brian cuckaway
>>66568006
Fedor is pretty thick too
He was always a small heavyweight but put next to regular people he looks enormous
>>66568085
keep telling yourself it's out of pity you beta
>>66567965
this guy and roxanne modafferi
Have I been wrong yeh?
>>66568161
Mark Kerr would've been a world beater if he'd come around 10 years later
>>66568133
I bet she pegs him daily.
>>66568108
Did you watch the interview that screencap is from?
Ariel thanked her for being nice to him and "giving him his confidence" early on in his career. She smiled like a proud mother and gave him a hug afterwards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh3mm2U5ZQc
Around 14:30
>>66568118
He won't have improved his wrestling that much, also you're overrating his power a lot I guess because he is black you think he is Rumble, dude has 9 tkos in 19 wins while Gus has 10 in 16, but it won't reallt matter his boxing is shit and he won't connect.
>>66568292
>not using your winnings to buy fightpass
I've got the next couple months set now
>>66568337
i bet she fucks dudes and he cleans up with his tongue afterwards, fucking cuck. if she was all over a prelim faggot infront of everyone then that's the tip of the iceberg lad
>>66568522
>giving your money to dana
get a load off this faggot? not s smart one are you eh bud
>>66568337
are you implying there is anything wrong with that
>>66565710
Watched it once as a kid, the entire episode I waited for them to fight and nothing happened, an hour of childhood wasted. How can people enjoy watching that trash?
>>66568596
Smart enough to be able to spare $7.99 a month without a second thought. Save up your allowance for a couple weeks and maybe you can get it too!
Putting 100 quid on my girl Thug Rose lads
Bring me Tecias head on a platter
Damn Jon, back at it again with the deleted tweets
>>66566552
Shes kinda ugly and looks a little bit like a fat tom hardy but I would fuck her.
What's the best site for a non-American to throw away their money and bet on MMA?
>>66566908
Nevada
top kek lads
found this random album in Estonian uploading website and merged some pics.
>>66568389
Gus's knockouts were in a different fashion, not one shot and you are gone or heavily rocked type, whilist OSP proved that he has that kind of power. And it doesn't matter if OSPs boxing is shit, Jones gets struck a bunch, and against someone with reach as long as his, he is bound to eat some of the shots. Anyway,like I said, if his boxing is so shit, why he was outstriking Glover before taken down?
>>66568833
kek
my dad did this to me once (on the arm)
hurts like hell
So...........is the dc dick sucking meme over?
>>66568133
https://youtu.be/O6mNCXYeQlc?t=6m5s
>have you guys ever seen vikings? ragnar lothbrok
>ive seen a couple pictures of him, hes ok, not a bad looking guy
>that giggle
wew, just, wew
>>66568941
sounds like a nice guy
>>66568796
bovada
>>66568522
>gambling on fights and spending your winnings on FightPass
lorenzo would be fucking proud of you boy
>>66568911
Because Glover also has shittier boxing, it's lhw there are 4 good fighters and OSP is not one of them, wrestling has been a problem for a long time and he has still not fixed it, he might stand a chance with a single lucky shot but as soon as Jones gets close he is fucked
>>66569039
fuck jessie desu, fucking faggot
i'm so fucking bored. what do?
>>66568941
my dad did this to my hand once, had my hand on the tap for 10 minutes straight... shouldn't have told him to do it, my mom threw a bitchfit kek
>>66569127
nice bait m8
>>66568118
>>66568389
>>66568911
I..is Lithcuck saying he thinks OSP is going to beat Jones?
Shit nigger what are you doing?
>>66569196
I want you to imagine that your life was a movie....
>>66569196
ummm wank?
>>66569196
cook some rice
>>66569196
Cook rice and then eat it.
>>66569196
activate some almonds
>>66569305
hungover is too strong for that
>>66569082
I also seeing Jones winning by wrestling, but in the first round, or second depending the activity, osp is a strong guy and might easily negate Jones takedowns, even do some goofy ass choke that his athleticism allows. Though yea, if he gasses slightly, the fight might as well be looked upon as concluded
>>66569196
smoke some weed then lets get drunk and have a party /heem/
>>66569270
He was also saying Nate would beat McGregor, he likes underdogs, but he also seems to be right sometimes.
>people unironically """"""thought"""""" Conor was going to knock out Nathan Donald Diaz in the first round
>>66569382
Jesus dude
ITALY, stream some good fight. Jones vs Gustafsson, so you fools who think Jones lost that fight finally change your mind.
>>66569435
no stream diaz vs condit
diaz won that fight
>>66569382
Cool man, so you've manages to say "OSP has a punchers chance, especially in the early rounds, and nothing else" in so many words. That's quite the risky prediction.
>>66568609
>being a fag
>>66569456
boring as hell either way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diPRj1_ZP60
>>66569270
Whenever there is a big underdog there is a faggot who goes for it, and it's incorrect 99% of the time but that 1% will never stop telling you about how they picked Holly over Rousey or shit like that.
>>66568609
are you implying that there isn't?
>>66569413
I am wont to argue about underdogs I perceive have a good chance, so my defense of underdogs might be conspicuous as opposed to the times I go with the favourite
>>66569549
>He will heem Jones and I won't be surprised
>I also seeing Jones winning by wrestling
You're a dummy tbqh
>>66569419
holy moly, at that point I knew what MMA stands for for maybe 2 weeks and I knew that it's going to be Nate by submission.
>>66569354
>tfw cooking some rice
>tfw going to get carbed up
feels good
>>66569666
The odds are in favor of OSP beating Jones in first rounds, then very severely diminished I I see him start gassing
>>66569542
Picks wise I am about 50 50 with heavy underdogs, but consider I should be like you said only few percents right. I make money out of my picks
>>66568911
Just re-watched the fight (courtesy of Fight Pass). OSP hurt Glover with a body kick and was throwing lots of them but the boxing looked more or less even. OSP got taken down pretty easily and dominated on the ground although he did have some nice escapes.
>>66569542
i picked overeem over jds hehehe
>>66569850
I picked Miesha over Holly :P
>there are people 'applying' to become janitors
How long until Gabi Garcia is on the cover of Sports Illustrated?
>>66569811
>The odds are in favor of OSP beating Jones in first rounds, then very severely diminished I I see him start gassing
This is basic level analysis and you're not making any prediction. presenting the paths to victories for both fighters isn't a prediction.
>>66568948
In a few months time they'll be back, and in greater numbers.
>>66569915
oh boy are they taking applications?
do they pay with hot pockets?
>>66568332
But then he would actually get tested
>>66570099
Why would you admit this?
>>66570174
>filename
kek
>>66569196
Throw 250 left jabs and 250 right straights(if you are a southpaw then opposite hads ofc). Then 250 high kicks with each leg.
>>66569459
Will arlovski ever be good again?
>>66570315
No, Overeem will delete his non-existent chin once for all times.
>>66569947
Don't be a dummy.
There isn't clear estimation if someone will win or not. You analyse and make arguments that move favoring eye on either of those picks, so you have betting oddlines showing how much is someone in favor. I see osp having much better chances than what people think in general and made appropriate arguments, but this doesn't mean I don't see Jones strong points or way he van win too.
I am picking osp, but then abandon my hope of winning looking how gassed osp looks since I know he isn't in favor anymore
>>66570400
So you are hedging your bets for when you get BTFO because you don't really believe OSP can win. You just want all the reward With none of the risk. Got it.
Would you guys want to se tournament in UFC, like K1 had? Grand Prix? Middleweight GP would be fucking awesome.
FOTY? This is a real fight btw. Weapons, biting, all that stuff is legal. Not like UFC that has rules and shit.
>>66570507
Serious question, how do people enjoy watching pro wrestling?
>>66570507
i watched WWE once and i must admit that that was the most ridiculous thing i've ever watched. btw, i miss celebrity deathmatch :(((
>>66568146
That photo is distorted. Fedor isn't that wide.
>>66570477
I want an openweight GP more than anything desu.
>>66570560
stipe* ,new champion 3bh
>>66570587
that thing worked then, now when MMA became more serious thing, smaller fighters just would not be able to fight bigger ones.
>>66570453
That's how you make bets, congratulations. You minimize risk looking at highest reward.
Are you implying you pick people just by "real" belief?
I believe OSP can win, but I am no idiot to go blindly by this belief seeing how fight fares.
anyone watching wrestlemania ironically today? literally >for free
>needs full camp
''lel'' - Nathan Donald Diaz
>>66570662
You were trying to present yourself as making some bold underdog prediction, when in reality it's not something you actually have confidence in.
>>66568359
She's the women's MMA star we need, but we don't deserve.
Daniel Cormier is likely out until August or September. Are you disappointed you won't see him at UFC 200?
Source: Meltzer, mmafighting.com
>>66570835
L O L mother fucker
>>66570732
I am lad
>>66570900
He's going to headline MSG vs Jones
>>66570900
I think he should be ready in time for the MSG card which makes DC/Jones 2 the obvious headliner.
>>66570900
>leltzer
kek
>>66570902
good lad, made me a cheeky new email to get the >for free tbf. i wanna see brock, is the guy he's mandramaing good? dean ambrose? never heard of him tbqhwy. Triple H is still champion in 2016 is pretty fucking hilarious, he's the reason i stopped watching kek
>>66570551
It's all just a performance. You see how everyone enjoys Conors trash talk, wrestling is sort of like that but when it comes to the actual match it's scripted. It's basically just a serial TV show
>>66571022
how do they pick who will be the champion? the guy who have most fans ?
>>66570900
>disappointed
I don't even like watching him fight, he's a whiny bitch.
Literally the biggest crybaby since Tank Abbott.
>>66571070
Whoever will make them the most money I'd assume. Kind of like how Conor doesn't have to fight Frankie because it makes the UFC more money with Mcgoobz as champ.
>>66571070
well its more who makes the most money lad. well until triple h married the bosses daughter and drove away all the fans including me
>>66571087
>doesn't like to watch DC fighting
srsly?
>>66570999
i don't watch it that much but tend to be relatively in the loop, Ambrose is a madman and should bring the memes. Triple H is the champ only to give Reigns his big win at WM.
>>66570835
Did Gus actually get the offer?
>>66571087
DCs most boring fight was against Jon Jones
>>66570853
Did you even read what I said? I have much more confidence in OSP than what odds say, in fact I favor OSP for round or two.
>>66562849
goddamn, she got hot
>>66571128
>reigns
wew, looks like a cheap jason mamoa, the fuck is wrong with his eyes kek. hope hunter brings the bants and wins forcthe laughs
>>66571203
Yes, I've read what you've written.
>He will heem Jones and I won't be surprised
>I also seeing Jones winning by wrestling
You're pretending like you're saying something when you're saying nothing at all.
>>66571362
Reigns would probably be a top 5 HW with 6 months of training
>>66571206
>>66571306
i could tell she would get hot from the videos back in the day tbch
>>66571432
there was no telling she'd grow such quality milk jugs though
>>66571397
>superman forearm
kek, he looks like a big guy, idk if i like him tho, looks like a douchebag desu. is he supposed to a be a face or heel?
>>66571474
true, anyway here http://m.imgur.com/r/LiaMarieJohnson; I'll stop shitting up the thread with this, I wanna discuss mandrama tbf
>>66571070
Sometimes it's fans, but most of the time they make decisions that seemingly make no sense and seems a bit random. Some are better actors than others and it's just sort of who they decide they like that gets the main belt. At the moment they keep forcing a big Samoan who gets boo'd to shit because people don't actually like him but they keep going
Bad guys and good guys can have the belt so it's not always about fans
>>66571432
>>66571516
Face but fans don't like him so he gets boo'd
The Rock literally came out to help him win the Royal Rumble and he was still bood whilst THE ROCK was there in the ring celebrating with him
>>66571516
he is a face but i think that most hardcore fans dont like him because they keep pushing him down their throats
>>66569196
become the change that you compassionately want to see in the world. give to others. smile lots. espouse happiness. eschew hatred. vote bernie. laugh lots. embrace the grind. drink a cup of coffee and become an adorable source of change in the world. give back to the universe and the universe will grant wondrous bounties of plenty and sexual pleasure upon you and your comrades in arms.
>>66571654
How can you watch this and not feel terrible about yourself? Not even memeing
>>66571703
Good advice brah
>>66571654
>>66571676
kek, sounds like fun desu, will be funny if the fans go hogan v rock and boo him. anyway off to asp to be called newfag over and over...
>>66571723
desu you're right senpai, this is what happens when Dana decides not to put a card on though
>>66571847
I like the edition, but you made it early when we're moving slow as shit anyway
Literally what the hell are you doing
Could have at least waited TWO minutes
Didn't I tell you faggots?
>>66572155
Guess who I'm thinking Of right now.
B_ _ ndan S_ _ aub
any baseball fans here
>>66572318
I can give some hints if you guys can't figure it out
>>66572318
Bartem Slobovaub
>>66572432
Nope.
Hint #1: he is a retired UFC fighter
>>66572318
Bbundan Sassaub
>>66572318
Bshuab Arlovski
>>66572489
>>66572494
Good guesses but nope.
Here is another hint.
Hint #2: he mainly hangs out with manlets to inflate his already oversized ego
>>66572470
Chuck Lidell
>>66572318
Buundan Sokaub
>>66572539
*Liddell
>>66572470
Chuck lidell
>>66572597
>>66572597
>>66572597
here
>>66572539
How much do you think he rakes in selling his snake oil?
498'th reply get
>>66572554
>>66572539
>>66572591
Alright, here is my final clue.
Hint #3: he had the first successful D'arce choke in the UFC heavyweight division.
*hint* I think you might be surprised *hint* when you realize who it is
>>66572659
Ben Rothwell
>>66572637
NEW
>>66564925
Jones is the only boy Dana has left before he commits suicide
>>66572659
Is he a D'arce himself?
>>66565156
Jesus
>>66562918
>Alan Patrick v Damien Brown
You mean the one round where it was competitive and the 2 other grapplefuck rounds by Alan Patrick?
>>66563056
Jesus Christ, what a mom on facebook tier meme
>>66571603
>gazongas
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