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>play for blots
>get blood clots
First for Stars wining the Cup
MAD AT SANDWICHES????
Dude that's not something to be joked about
>>66556133
Their Russian goalie
>>66556101
>the shitty of publix fags
>Publix """"""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""
Seem to be a lot of blood clot related things going on in sports lately.
Guys, I eat Publix subs all the time. Does that mean I will get blood clots too?
>>66556147
Ben Bishov?
>>66556147
kek
>tampa bay clots
>>66556140
>fincucks
>>66556141
>we
>you
Ahahahahahah those sandwiches fuck with their brains too
>lying about blood clots so you don't get injured before being overpaid by the laffs
>>66556162
Maybe only shitty Tampa Publix causes it. Bjugstad eats Publix and he doesn't have clots.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>mcardiovascularsystemw someone near me said publix was "good"
top kek
pubelix cuckolds on suicide watch
>the mad at sandwich meme is back and its stronger than ever
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>66556177
the fun thing is that this whole cuckolding thing is extremely anglo phenomenon
>>66556204
You could always commit suicide, just head down to your local publix and help yourself
>mfw the blots publix meme has forever been tainted by stamkos's weak, childlike body
>>66556190
>yet
why do we trigger /hoc/ so much?
Press F to pay respects
>>66556192
your mfwaasfnm muscles are weak, you messed up the order
>>66556232
>implying
>>66556195
this just revived the sandwich meme more than ever before
I was really hoping for Stamkos to be the next GOAT, instead of that bitch ass Crosby. But the guy just has terrible luck.
>>66556229
Might not end in suicide if one of the many gun toting niggers is there
Bad news is the publix meme is officially over.
Good news is there is literally no better way it could have ended.
>a professional fucking athlete with a blood clot from shitty grocery store food
>>66556206
yeah 99% of finnish people wouldn't even know what it means and it doesn't even have a finnish word for it. I didn't know it was even a thing before browsing 4chan. Anglos are really obsessed with it, it's really weird.
>>66556257
>photo.jpg
you answered your own question, dumdum
>>66556259
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>>66556278
don't worry, i'm pretty sure this is somehow all yzerman's fault.
>>66556278
Stamkos has as many olympic golds as Finland
>>66556257
who can stop them?
>>66556298
I've called people cucks accidentally before and then I had to explain cuckhold to them. Its really just a fag thing
>blots
>clots
>poison sandwiches
>>66556289
>publix meme is over
WEW YOU WISH LAD
>Keep Stamkos at the deadline
>For free
>Out 1-3 months
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOO
>pubcucks
>pubcucks
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at least the playoffs are soon and don't have meme OT
>stars play ass defense
>got away with stabbing the other team on the ice and discarding the weapons in front of the linesman for their win today
>somehow stars fans think they'll make it through a seven game series
someone explain this logic to me, I just don't understand.
Tampon pls take 1st place in the Atlantic so >we can get an easy 1st round
CONTENDERS
>Kings
>Stars
>Caps
>Rangers
PRETENDERS
>Isles
>Shorks
>Hawks
>Preds
>Pistons are gonna make the playoffs
>Wings are gonna make the playoffs and play a Stamkos-less Bolts team
>Tigers opening day is Tuesday
I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK THAT IT'S SNOWING OR THAT TODAY'S HIGH WAS 29. WHAT A GOD DAMN TIME TO BE ALIVE.
>>66556375
>kongs fans are still mad at "refpuck" against them
>/hoc/ so mad at sandwiches its literally a "im mad at a sandwich" edition
top autism
>>66556375
I guess you've never watched a playoff hockey game? The refs shove the whistles up their asses
>>66556316
>Canada in charge of winning olympic golds
>>66556375
the heat's finally getting to their already warped minds. it's easier just to pretend they're not here
>blots lose in the first round again
>either broons or wongs move on to the second round
literally a free pass for metro teams
>>66556388
the flyers will first round exit no matter who they play
>>66556394
>wings are going to make the playoffs
Every single commercial on CBC is race mixing propaganda
Bank commercial?
>shitskin woman and numale cuck
Coffee commercial?
>nigger telling his white in laws what they can and can't keep
>>66556403
If you have pain or numbness in your arm I suggest putting the sandwich down and seeing your doctor
>>66556389
>3 cups in 6 years
You can't really call the Hawks pretenders. Not as good this year, sure, but you can't really bet against Toews and Kane when the series is on the line.
>>66556389
> >rags, stars, kongs in contenders
>hawks in pretenders
>>66556161
I'm not a doctor but how exactly do blood clots form when you're a professional athlete? It seems to make no sense.
>>66556413
Only the winter Olympics matter, and even then, only men's hockey matters.
>>66556443
>this is the position I let the first refugee fuck me in
>>66556452
>"STICK ON STICK"
ayyyyyy lmao
>>66556389
meme/10
>>66556452
didn't meant to quote, my apologies for (youing) for nothing
t. >>66556466
>>66556413
>all those golds but no olympic hockey gold
What a sad life Binland
>>66556375
Must have been watching a different game because the Kings were out played most of that game. They should try playing in the other teams zone longer and stop playing the lazy collapse in front of our net game.
>>66556487
No problem, Olli. Here, you can have it back.
>>66556440
google Paget Schroetter disease
didnt stamkos bascially not exist in the playoffs last year
>>66556101
are you fucking shitting me
now some literal garbage franchise is gonna win the east
fuck this gay era
>>66556493
>Z E R O
>PLAYOFF BERTHS
>>66556527
I seem to recall this as well.
>>66556527
yeah but he worked as a decoy to draw top competition
>>66556528
TB wasn't gonna win anyways.
>>66556533
A Canadian player is a key factor every year for the cup winner. There is no other country that can say this. Canada wins again.
>skate into someone else's stick
>get powerplay
>>66556568
theyre pretty much the only team with a chance of stopping the craps
>>66556533
>can only win with canadians
cuck
>>66556568
they had objectively the best chance, but now with stralman and stamkos out it's fucked
I'd rather it be them than crapitals, shitbirds or rags
So stamkos has played his last game as a bolt. Where does he end up?
>>66556533
nice pic, mind if I save it?
>>66556592
>Your national """"professional""""" leagues are equivalent of our minors
let's be honest about who the real cuck is here
>>66556619
Blues
>>66556592
hawks doesn't seem to have problems winning it with americans and finnish guys being their most important players.
>>66556619
tampa
>eat at publelix
>get blood clots
>>66556619
khl, nobody will sign him now because of the long term implications of the injury
>>66556619
Montreal tbqhwyf
>>66556654
>be Canadian
>no playoffs
Who else /BandwagoningSanJose/ here?
Stamkos is going to the Kings my dudes
>>66556641
14 canadians on the team last year including the conn smythe winner
You couldn't have picked a worse example
gg purds
SHARKS
>>66556688
>vinny and stammer
NO REEE
>>66556706
Vinny is retiring senpai
>>66556686
/bandwagoningreimer/ here
>>66556689
it doesn't matter where the grinders are. The skill guys are from finland and america. You know the guys who actually play.
>>66556686
Anyone who wants to bandwagon the cup winners tßh
After all, it is
>our year
>>66556725
so he says
>>66556732
conn smythe winner was a grinder? Bustland is delusional as fuck
>>66556732
>What binland actually believes
Holy fuck that's just sad.
>canadians forced into damage control mode
>in their national sport
I thought this was your fifth season and all
>FINLAND
>SKILL
LEEEEEEEEEEEELMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66556732
get the fuck out of my thread
>>66556689
Their two best players Kane and Toews are red blooded Americans
>>66556732
Jesus Christ is finland this stupid?
>>66556786
>kane
>american
I like binland and canada :)
>>66556619
from what i saw from Dupuis, stammer's all but done. if it happened once, chances are it'll happen again
>>66556779
Is being a massive bust a skill?
>>66556776
>Caitlyns calling out Canadian teams
>Doesn't understand that shit tier teams like the laffs and the oilels keep his shitty team afloat
>Or that 50% of all teams are made up of Canadian players
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>>66556779
>>66556781
>no team in the playoffs
>find out the top teams do not use canadians
>Finland dominating wjc
i understand you guys, you have it rough atm.
>>66556828
Fleischmann has a clotting disorder and he's still around, it doesn't have to be a career ender
>>66556403
I wouldn't say anyone is "mad at sandwiches", but they sure are...cloating over it.
>>66556847
ZERO
OLYMPIC
HOCKEY
GOLD
Finland is the JUST of hockey countries.
you may only post ITT if your favorite team has twice as many road wins as losses
>not so fast, every other team
>>66556407
They had already given Sharp a soft boarding penalty so they weren't about to give a high sticking penalty to a guy because another player skated into his stick.
>>66556847
Thanks for the understanding. No one knows hockey failure like the Finns.
>Average American "woman"
lads will I get a blood clot by shopping at publix?
>stamkos dies
>/hoc/ becomes active again
>>66556869
>The land of no playoff slots calling the land of somali migrants a cucknation
The irony is too much for me
>>66556694
I don't get this meme
This predators are horrible in overtime meme needs to die. They could be in top 3 in the central easily if they werent so bad. Sick of this sht.
>>66556907
Yes
It's best to avoid all pubshits grocery stores unless you want to get weak bones or blood clots.
>>66556900
But they are Armenian anon
>>66556786
>Toews
>American
I know you have shit tier education down there Caitlyn so I'll let you try again.
>>66556688
>quad dubs
goddamn
>>66556894
actually we don't because Finland actually makes the playoffs on their league.
>>66556528
But that happens every year.
>New Jersey
>Carolina
>Tampa Gay
>rags
>>66556900
Excellent hockey post
>average Canadian female, for reference
>>66556921
>1980
You can't even medal LEL
>Average American couple
>>66556892
>This obscure a "stat"
Shorks fans everyone
>Stralman dead
>Stamkos dead
Whelp. Pack it up boys.
>>66556940
Toews went to college, he's obviously American
>>66556954
tampa bay doesn't come close to the rags or peng pongs in garbage franchiseness
>>66556940
>playoff newfag tourists have already arrived
>>66556967
replace it with the dog, publix memes, >rags and edited pepes and you have all of /hoc/`
>>66556568
Don't even bother. There is some serious delusion in these threads where Tampa Bay is concerned. People don't seem to realize that they are basically the same team as the Ottawa Senators were during their "great" years. Get ready to lose your good players and watch them win cups elsewhere.
I thought Hedman was supposed to be Tampa's no 1.
>>66556968
>winning over 2/3 of your road games
>obscure
Canadian education on full display
>>66556949
Than why play over in >our league if yours is so great binland?
>Average American wrist
>>66557021
that isn't a foot?
>>66556619
Top line center for the Las Vegas Memes.
>>66557005
ill get right on it
>>66556967
>average
Nigger please
LEL holy shit I have never seen Canada this fucking mad
Unreal
>>66556990
>>66557004
WE DONT WANT TOES FUCK OFF REEEEEE
>>66557019
I could ask you the same question
>>66557069
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>>66556781
>>66556802
It's a meme, fuckwits.
>>66557095
your life is a meme
>>66557063
ikr, not even after all their shitty team got BTFO of the playoffs.
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>>66557084
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOO
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>>66557106
>memes have evolved to point where they are discussing with us
it was bound to happen.
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All the injuries don't seem quite as bad now, thanks Tampa :^)
>>66557150
>ducks
>injuries
You don't know pain
>>66557133
You did this, Finnie. You guys just had to meme it up hard as fuck 24/7, didn't you?
>Grubauer getting the start over Holtby against a free win sparkledogs team
Does Trotz not want him to get the wins record or what?
>>66557181
>>66557150
Follow, lads. I will teach you about injuries.
>>66556967
>large forehead = above average sized brain, able to fashionably wear beanies without covering his eyes
>glasses = probably literate, can use as a focusing lens to start a fire in an emergency
>D.A.R.E. shirt = health conscious, not physically held back by drugs or alcohol
>skinny jeans = use less fabric (better for the environment) while maintaining style, cuff roll allows room to grow several inches without having to spend an extra $50 on new jeans
>gray vans = great, comfortable shoe that looks good with almost any outfit and still maintains arch support and limited athletic utility
9/10 would go to prom with
>>66557181
don't worry senpai, next year is our year
>>66557187
>playing back2back a week before the playoffs
i think he wants him alive
>>66557207
autism
>>66557207
>calling toques 'beanies' or 'knit caps'
pls no
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Not really a /hoc/ friend, had a question for you lads.
If the net is only six feet wide, why not just find a morbidly obese person to stand in front of it and win every game?
>>66557239
Pad size limits and the fact that no one is actually 4x6, not even americans
>>66557232
Why are you shitting on him, he's Canadian
>>66557122
>>>66557084 (You)
>>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOO
>>>pubcucks
>>66557122
>>>66557084 (You)
>>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOO
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>>66557239
there's a video of a sumo trying to play net and they had a 4th line plug George "The Stache" Parros shooting on him. He lit him up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA
>>66557239
>le fat goalie meme
>>66557280
/hoc/ is about memes against teams, not nationality stupid /int/ posting faggot
>>66557239
Goalies are effective because of speed and reactions, not size (Lundpads notwithstanding). Nobody capable of getting on and off the ice is fat enough to cover 6x4 with no holes.
>>66557239
There's no way to get the fat to stay up around his head so they would just score top shelf every time
>>66557239
hmm very good idea we should put our scientists on it. It would make american goalers the GOAT obviously
>>66557208
I hope so. I can't go through another season like this one tbqhwyf
>>66557280
I am laughing at the diet of incredibly annoying sunbelt "fans" contributing to thier star player having health problems.
>>66557297
What /hoc/ do you frequent
>>66557311
pussy
Memetthews is at Yotes-Caps tonight
>>66557206
>>66557214
tanking for half a decade isn't called "injuries"
>>66557005
hows this
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>Bolts meme to SCF by killing a 4th line player who was raping the Triplets and their beta faggot coach crying to the NHL until the #1 D is suspended
>Next season Stralman dies and Stamkos is out
Karma you stupid cuban faggots
>>66557349
kek
>>66557349
I don't hate it.
>>66557349
Saved/10
>>66557349
accurate
>>66557344
https://www.mangameslost.com/nhl-man-games-lost-april-2-2016/
Keep in mind these are fake injuries like Nathan Horton. The Oilers d corps is so decimated that they've been running 4 rookies for the past couple months
>>66557349
Isn't there a meme girl you can replace her with? That preggo Tampa fan maybe?
>>66557376
*aren't fake injuries
>>66557376
No one cares about the fucking Oilers
>>66557380
>yfw she wasn't pregnant it was a clot all along
>not playing through a blood clot
I thought he was canadian? what a disgrace
>>66557380
Kippers
>>66557294
>'top' sumo wrestler
>not even Japanese
>>66557376
Behold, the glorious sub-AHL defense that >we're running tonight.
>>66557409
He has been eating dogshit food and living in a polluted humid shithole. He will get healthy when he signs elsewhere
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>>66557376
> "running 4 rookies for the past couple months"
Even Montreal's called up rookies replacements are getting called up. 15 defencemen after tonight
>>66557442
holy shit now that is a new level of mad
>>66557442
>mad
>at playoff teams
>The doctor said I had blood clots, but I ain't Jamaican man
Lol anyone get this hot reference.
>>66557452
>>66557464
autism
>Once an Oiler always an Oiler
Well we can't say that's wrong, we can't say it's a good thing either.
>>66557452
>>66557464
pubcucks spotted
get checked for clots yet?
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>>66557472
Says the faggot clots spammer
>>66557498
Enjoy getting swept first round retard lel
>>66557490
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>66557490
Fan of a non-playoff team spotted
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>>66557446
Oilers aren't that high but they have had to replace the replacements a couple time. They also haven't had their full top 6 for a single game this year and most have been played without 2 of them. At one point Benoit Pouliot was second line centre.
>>66557501
Fuck off faggot don't reply to me
>>66557502
>>66557512
>mad at clots
WEW LAD
>>66557533
Literally clots tier lel
>>66557502
>Mad at memes
Absolutely Disgusting
>Clots
>Blots
>The Janitor city of Tampon Gay
I don't understand how blood clots keep a player out for that long. I'm not saying Stamkos is a pussy or anything like that, it just doesn't make sense that a blood clot means 1-3 months recovering.
Any medfags who can explain?
>>66557376
except lets stop pretending like your D and the other injured players other than McMeme are good and that you would be even a half decent team with them healthy anyway.
The oilers are a fucking unmitigated joke.
>>66556935
They're bad in shootout, not overtime
The big problem is the Predators don't have a lot of good trick shooters, maybe when Kevin Fiala gets in the NHL
>eat a sub
>die from a clot
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>>66557558
>so mad that you spam about sandwiches
>>66557548
Fuck off faggot don't reply to me
>>66557561
Because blood clots can kill you. Also it means there's like a 90% chance that Stamkos is blood doping.
Could you imagine if they call up Drouin and he carries them to a Cup? That would make for one hell of a story.
I don't get the publix meme
>>66557561
a couple players in various sports (for example Bosh in the NBA) had clots and missed a hell of a lot more than 3 months. I think it has to do with the fact that strenuous activity (which affects blood flow) leads to increased risk factor for something that's already pretty dangerous and can happen at any time.
What is publix American friends?
>>66557564
>lol ur not gud so nothing matters
>>66557586
Back to r/hockey then
JUST
>ever doubting the collective wisdom of the IIHF accreditedâ„¢ pro scouting community of /hoc/
Barkov confirmed for elite desu senpai
>>66557575
>easy there Carlos, don't loosen up your clots
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>>66557564
Your disdain has no effect on me, sirs.
>>66557528
Seasons from hell Oilbro. McDavid and Price both down. At least you got your star back. All >we have is the slight glimmer that is the Patches-Chucky-Gally line.
>>66557349
Looks kinda like a grill I'm chasing desu
>>66557567
The preds are like 1-12 in OT
>>66557603
Better start filling that bucket, pro scout.
>>66557597
but it doesn't. If anything those injuries are helping you tank and keep getting better picks, rather than being just a mildly bad team that wouldn't even make the playoffs but have a worse pick.
>>66557575
>Mad
>At a fucking MEME
Weuuuu lad is your blood boiling? Might be a clot :^)
It's only a clot in his arm. He'll be fine. His career is near over though. Better enjoy him while he lasts.
>>66557600
CLOT
Joe Smith
@TBTimes_JSmith
#tblightning Yzerman on potentially calling up Drouin: "Certainly something we have to consider."
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>>66557629
FUCK
TANKING
I don't give a shit about picks or MUH FUTURE. I've been hearing that for too long. I wan them to win some fucking games.
>>66557594
its a grocery store in the southern US, specifically Florida that is known for having really good sandwiches
Isles fans: how's Berube - Sandstorm working for you?
>give every other team 4+ powerplays per night
FUCK
>>66557647
id rather they call out vermin 2bh
>>66557659
>So good they give blood clots
No thanks.
>>66557647
Why wouldn't you? You have no choice.
>>66557647
kek
KEK
KEK never seen so much butthurt. Clots fans utterly BTFO
>>66557671
They've been weak calls that the Oilers would never get.
>>66557691
Is this the hockey gods punishing them for nonstop shitposting?
>>66557691
you're doing G*d's work
>>66557691
>talking about butthurt
>hes obsessing over (literally) bread meat cheese and vegetables
this is an all time low for you canada
>>66557584
>Also it means there's like a 90% chance that Stamkos is blood doping.
This is the real takeaway here
>>66557702
According to oilers fans this why their shit:
>muh refpuck
>muh western conference
>muh injuries
Anymore reasons why their the worst franchise in sports?
>>66557619
how many were shootouts though
Personally I think the Preds will be fine in the playoffs if they can get past the Kings which is a throw up in my opinion
>>66557691
>42:00
>>66557709
>43:01
something is fishy here
>Keep Stamkos
>For free
Everyone, let's celebrate the birth of the new memes.
blots clots, being mad at memes, and literally zero playoff berths
Why do only Canadians act pleased when they see a hockey player hurt? It's a real shame that Stamkos has to miss the rest of the season. He's truly talented. Only fucking losers and cowards like seeing the competition drop that way.
Sorry blots bros. Caps fan here rooting for your team
>>66557734
try again, cuck
>>66557659
Ok never even heard of them desu, I know target though.
>>66557750
i know how to use paint too
>>66557730
Theyre 4-2 in shootout. The issue is with the 3on3. Good thing is the 3on3 is only for the regular season.
>>66557729
Kevin Lowe is the dumbest man in sports. And the refpuck is real. Colborne bodychecked Talbot and refs needed video review to see it. I sometimes forget which team killed a ref this season
>>66557754
target is all around the US i think. although i heard they completely failed in canada. shame, theyre a lot nicer than walmart or any other similar places
>>66557763
>flag of the faggots proves my claim
>>66557548
>Lecavalier
>Richards
>St. Louis
>Boyle
Seems like Tampa forgot what made their team good.
>>66557730
That's specifically in ot, they're 4-2 in shootouts
Look, more importantly does this mean Stamkos still GOES HOME this offseason?
>>66557729
Add poor management and d men.
>>66557719
Hi clots fan
Better watch your blood pressure :)
>>66557787
They're probably the biggest meme "elite" team in the NHL and don't even realize it. It's pretty funny desu.
>Their sheer denial about the impending cap rape
And it's going to happen Chicago style without the success lel.
>>66557789
The only place he's going is the ER
>>66557707
Yes
>all that stupidity and shitposting
>players dropping left and right due to eating shit tier sandwiches
>>66557786
maybe r/hockey is more suited for you
>>66557729
>their
>their
>>66557729
>semi-pro defense
>bunch of actual children on offense
If the fans think the real problems don't lie with the team itself then they're completely delusional.
>>66557749
>Why do only Canadians act pleased when they see a hockey player hurt? It's a real shame that Stamkos has to miss the rest of the season. He's truly talented. Only fucking losers and cowards like seeing the competition drop that way.
Sorry blots bros. Caps fan here rooting for your team
Winging It In Motown
@wingingitmotown
Friedman says there's a chance Datsyuk returns to Russia for family reasons this summer. His $7.5M cap hit would count even if he does that
>NOT_LIKE_THIS.PNG
Gonna fuckin cry when it happens
>>66557629
The young players need confidence though. By losing they are developing into zero confidence players that only know how to lose. If next year goes the same, they should really sell off all assets that aren't named McDavid.
pens gonna win the cup desu senpai
>>66557813
>can't refute me
>tells me to go to Reddit
You live in Tumblrland
>>66557772
The attempt to move into Canada is the stuff you would as a business major.
I wouldn't have minded another retailer either.
>>66557830
>Wongs
>>66557763
edgy
d
g
y
>>66557823
Other than calling out a fucking phone auto correct how about you answer my fucking question faggot.
>>66557883
Yeah. I love Pasha and Im gonna fucking cry when he retires but he might REALLY fuck us in the ass right here.
>>66557881
How about you fuck the fuck off phonefag
>>66557830
At least it's for family reasons.
>>66557858
desu wasn't really a demand fr it, dont think canadiens care about that much variety in general stores
walmart and the real canadian superstore is all you need desu senpai
>>66557729
The reffing has been pretty bad lately. To be fair, the previous games were against California teams, so it's expected. But they have gotten a few soft calls against the Flames tonight too. It doesn't make sense for Bettman/refpuck to choose the Flames over the Oilers, but maybe they really want the Oilers to get the #1 pick again. Katz and Bettman must be really good Jew buds.
>>66557798
>you will literally never obsess over a sandwich on an indian anime figure collection forum
who /bandagonning an American team this year/ here
Let's go Pongsssss
>Not thinking that the Pens are winning the Cup
>>66557691
Pretty fucking funny tbqh. It's a nice change of pace after the April Fools American "memeing" non-stop yesterday. I really hope he was banned for life.
>>66557926
since they ditched their literally who coach and stopped trying to goon it up every fucking game, they've played entertaining hockey
>>66557926
>>66557929
>2 crosgod posts in a row
is this the year? are pongs ELITE?
>>66557934
What'd I miss yesterday? Worked all day.
>>66557749
>Stamkos
>hockey player
He's a professional model though. Just happens to have a good shot so Tampa uses him on their pp.
>>66557934
I didn't go on 4chan yesterday what was April fools.
>>66557903
Perhaps but damn target blew it.
Stamkos out 3 months lmfao!!!
He's played his last game as a Bolt and Bolts fans didn't even realize it was the last time hahaha!!
>>66557936
that's cause Sullivan keep the players disciplined, something Bylsma/Johnson never could do
When Pongs keep their emotions in check and just play their game they're a stanley cup powerhouse.
When they don't, they lose a first round series 4-2 to the Flyers.
>>66557985
are you the laffs fan who thought they could get mcdavid in the next few years?
>>66557970
a pedophile and a monkey were shitting up all the threads yesterday
>>66557892
If he decides he wants to jet back home this summer, could he just retire?
>>66557801
I'll be laughing. But the whole league is going to be fucked soon. Too many over paid players and too many large contracts given out recently, even thought the cap is likely to go down. Incoming Bettman readjusts the rules so teams can go over cap like the NBA.
>>66558020
Pretty much. Chicago basically fucked the entire NHL with their contracts that set the standard for positions because they're dumb fucks.
Shit fucking sucks m8.
>>66557830
Couldn't they put him on the LTIR? Hide some of the salary that way at least.
>>66557942
Come on, at least say "Godsby".
DOAN DYNAMITE
>>66558034
I don't think he can play in the KHL if he has an active NHL contract, or at least they KHL has been pretending like they care about respecting NHL deals.
>holtmeme will never ever break the wins record
Heh heh heh
>>66557903
This. Target was just another American Walmart to most Canadians. A bunch of useless shit that you don't really need.
>>66558005
Hometown players always want to come home. Lou will bleed the c*ilers and blots dry.
>>66558020
We'll just have to relocate some Canadian teams to American markets, where the local currency isn't monopoly money. That should stop the falling cap.
CAPS GETTING BTFO BY SPARKLE DOGS
>>66558020
Lol wasn't it the summer after last lockout where they gave clarkson like 6 million. Just set themselves for another lockout.
>>66557978
>google+ style board
>random names every post
>no moderation
>constant shit posting by one American in /hoc/ under the guise of "memeing"
It was cancer.
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>66558077
Holtbys not even playing tonight
>>66558081
or disband the shit American teams that Canadian markets are keeping afloat
>>66558077
Of course he will. Don't be ridiculous
>>66558081
Won't work. Majority of American "fans" don't support their teams unless they're winning/contending for the cup. Say what you will about 1993, you need our shit Canadian teams to keep this league afloat. Our fans actually support or teams when they are losing.
>that "crosschecking" call
>>66556938
Both her moms are white, papi.
>he thinks the Penguins won't win the cup
>>66558051
Can't Detroit offer him out on loan to whoever they please? Then that team would also cover some his salary cost.
>>66558132
Was just about to post this. What the fuck? I'm not a >muh refpuck guy, but that call was soft as butter.
>>66558130
That rabid support is part of the reason why Canadian teams are so memey.
Why improve when you're already selling out every game and selling tons of merchandise? Guarantee the oilels and >laffs would get their shit together if fans stopped supporting them until they were contending for the playoffs. American teams have to be competitive if they want to have fans and sell merchandise, so there aren't any decade-long rebuilds where nothing gets accomplished.
>>66558105
Last seems normal desu.
Some soft calls in the oilels game.
>>66558130
Maybe you should break off and form your own league then
Fuck you laffs.
You legit can never do anything right.
>>66558206
enjoy Rask, then
>>66558177
the game would be more exciting if the talent pool wasn't diluted by borderline players needing to play in shit markets.
Less teams = better players on each team and more competition to actually make it into the league
>>66558156
I think you can only bury 900k that way
>>66558221
>talent fixes everything
Edmonton and their one million first overalls contradict that statement
>>66558238
No talent on the blueline
>>66558206
>trade away Seguin
>employ Rinaldo
>finnish goaltending
Looks like the Ruins can't do things right either
>>66558177
It's also the reason the NHL even exists. If it was all American teams it would be bankrupt.
>>66557764
well fuck you're right, maybe it's because Weber isn't a good dman for 3v3 he's kinda slow and a traditional dman, not really suited for fast pace 3v3,
but yeah I think the Preds will tear up 5v5 overtime as long Rinne can get his shit together
kek Barkov singlehandedly destroyed frogs last night
>>66558272
3v3 is a trash format. It gives a huge advantage to speed teams and fucks over bigger/more physical teams.
>OILELS
>>66558266
Maybe you should break off and form your own league then
The Oilers would be funny if they weren't literally stealing and ruining a generation of talent.
>that "hook"
>Oilels getting BTFO by the Flamemes
TOP
LEL
>>66558318
Hi Bombston and LA
>>66558327
We did, it was called the NHL.
>>66558342
>muh refpuck
Stop. You're embarrassing yourself
>coilers
>>66558357
The refpuck needs to stop happening for me to stop complaining about it.
Anybody else wish they were dead?
>>66558352
That's weird I thought four of the original six were American
>>66558391
ITS KARMA FOR FUCKING GOONING AND CRYING YOUR WAY THROUGH LAST YEAR RAFAEL. FUCK YOU.
>>66558391
Poopjarvi probably
>>66558391
Drinking Pubs iced tea and vodka until my liver fails
>>66558397
>thinking the original 6 are the first nhl teams
lol americausuals
>>66558411
He has a 20% chance of not being an oiler though. The >clots have a 100% chance of sucking for the rest of the decade
>>66558415
>Seneshits
>Relevant
Stamkos needs to stop being a pussy and just play through it. I mean what's the worst that could happen?
>>66558327
Or they could stop expanding into non hockey markets. Expecting a bunch of mexicans to know what hockey is. Built to fail from the start tbqh.
>rags
>>66558408
Christ do I hope Detoilet misses the playoffs.
>>66558411
Nah he's the smugest fucker on earth and instead of dwelling in misery he will make oilers great again
>>66558449
At least we are and forever will be relevant to the NHL you faggot wetback cuck.
Enjoy your irrelevancy when Stamkos leaves and you end up cap raped.
>coilers can't score on the worst road team who also has the worst goaltending and defense in the league
M-mub Cunny McGayKid
>>66558457
He's a defenceman?
>>66558461
>Forever relevant
>Dats about to ditch to the KHL and leave a 7.5 hit behind
>Z is about to retire
>Tatar and Goose are shit
Other than Larkin the entire team is a joke this year
>>66558373
Dude, it's so depressing. I just want this season to end and see Chia shake this team up with some big trades. Tired of watching this parody.
>>66558408
>says the goon team who tried to kill kucherov
how the fuck do you even know if you have a blood clot? What if I have a blood clot and I just don't know it?
>>66558497
I agree. Trade everyone but McDavid, Draisaitl and Talbot.
>>66558493
The entire forward core is solid enough, but you're high if you think you get the caliber of player that replaces people like Zetterberg and Datsyuk without getting REALLY lucky or sucking colossal cock.
Scoring isn't even the biggest problem on the ice for Detroit it's that Holland has done fuck all year after year to improve or fix his blue line and it's starting to finally show.
>>66558473
heres jesse getting ready for his first big game! doesnt he look excited?
>>66558510
Numbness is what tipped Stamkjos off iirc
>>66558516
Lidstrom carried them for so long they thought that Kronwall and Eriksson are top pairing defencemen
what a shit night of hockey
>>66558516
Holland would rather sign Cleary and Kindle again than anything of of value.
>>66558516
inb4 "but we'll just pull another HoF player out of our ass in the 6th round"
>>66558536
Kronwall is a top pairing imo. I think he works really well as a physical and offensive defenseman, but Detroit has no defensively solid people that could slate into the pairing to allow him to do that, unfortunately.
Ericsson sucks huge flaccid cock, full stop though. Im still mad about his contract.
>>66558513
Basically this. Hall, RNH, Nurse, Yakupov, Eberle, and Reinhart should all be used as trade bait this offseason. Pull the trigger on deals that get the Oilers some actual competent defenders.
>>66558537
this
>>66558508
>Waaaaah Im a faggot cuck who has never played a game of hockey in my life
You're actually a huge pussy faggot.
>>66558544
I will give Detroit this, they have pulled random fucking magic with their drafts and developing. The fact that Larkin made the team as a 19 year old is something that never happens on the Wings.
>implying >we won't still win the Cup
>>66558610
the Calder Cup maybe since that's the caliber of team you have
>>66558594
People think it's magic, but Detroit actually just has fantastic scouting and development, but they've been relevant and good too long and it's biting them in the ass finally because while they have a pretty solid to good core they have fuck all for upcoming allstars aside from Larkin.
>my stanley cup hopes down the shitter thanks to late season injuries
>>66558651
You know that isn't even close to true. Don't be so salty.
>>66558666
We don't get to feel bad anymore after Stamkos. Perron and maybe Despres are the only ones who will miss playoff time.
>>66558666
it's not fair
>>66558585
"waaah i support goons"
is that u boston?
>>66558701
>Being this asshurt his team is a bunch of vaginas who cant take a hit
l e l
e
l
>>66558698
Karma for being the worst fans on /hoc/ desu
>>66558708
you got me brad. you had me going there for a second
>>66558712
You know a fanbase is fucking terrible when they're worse than the >rags, Chiraqis, and Frogs desu.
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>>66558712
>that flag
>that post
tell me how you feel about this picture
>>66558712
Nothing worse than Canacucks.
>>66558712
this
>other teams mad they cant meme like professionals
>u guys suck :'(
>>66558749
Not him but that looks delicious.
>>66558712
this
>>66558749
>food related blood clots
>>66558666
what major injures do the ducks have?
Smuk please come home we all love you and just want to know you're safe.
ROFL
>>66558764
>2nd best team in Florida
>>66558773
How many cups does Canada have this century? Surely they'll win another this year right?
>>66558780
Perron, Despres, Rakell, Lindholm, and Andersen. Rakell and Lindholm are sick, Andersen has a mild(?) concussion, and Perron has a shoulder injury. Not sure what's wrong with Despres, but most of them will be back by the playoffs as another Ducks fan said.
>>66558799
nice meme
>>66558804
I don't think a Canadian team will lose a single game in the playoffs this year
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~250f5a96e389b1715ae40787d6d87f135916be11cac102cc568364167a7ae563a&pass=1
pw: shaw
Come play haxball
>>66558666
You weren't winning anyway faggot
>>66558828
Even ex-Pens get injured right before the playoffs.
>>66558799
i cry everytiem
>>66558804
Lol why do Americans think Canadians care about other Canadian teams.
>>66558803
just because your country is a meme doesnt mean you actually know how to meme
>>66558664
Holy shit. Just looked at the Red Wings draft history. Your last first round dman was Smith in 2007. Ouellet has been the highest drafted dman since in the 2nd round. 2014 was all forwards and a goalie.
Why wouldn't they address the gaping hole in their prospect pool? That's just poor management.
>>66558869
Because Holland is a fucking retard and most Wings fans think he addressed the defense issues by signing Mike Green because they're equally fucking retarded.
>>66558845
It sucks because he's been so good
>>66558749
Sorry, I think I'll stick to my chicken fired rice, thanks though.
>>66558878
Remember when Mike Green scored like.. 40 goals a season and was good? WTF happened?
>>66558878
Will all be forgiven if they make the playoffs?
>>66558933
He got old. Dude is 30.
>>66558860
Because we can't tell exactly what team you cheer for, but since all Canadian teams are shit and have been shit for 20+ years, it's an easy way to banter.
Edmonton Oilers Verified account
@EdmontonOilers
"That's the exact crap we're trying to eradicate from this group... That's really disappointing after 200 days together." Coach McLellan
>>66558966
Savage
>>66558966
Surprisingly honest. Eberle's "backcheck" on the first goal should be a tradable offense.
>>66558955
But even the Oilers and Flames have made it to the SCF in the past 2 decades. Sharks, Blues, Predators, Stars, Wild, Avalanche, Yotes, Panthers, Islanders, Sabers, and Blue Jackets can't say the same. It would seem America has some explaining to do.
>>66558966
They are cultivating ̶m̶a̶s̶s̶ draft picks and still can't win. I love that trainwreck of a team so much
>>66558966
Damn.. Memes aside, can you imagine having to put together lines and a system for the Oilers? All this front end talent and still as shit as ever.
Mike Halford @HalfordPHT 7m7 minutes ago
I counted two damns, two craps, a frickin and a bull***t in Todd McLellan's post game tirade.
>>66558966
>6 days off
>expects a bunch of kids to give a shit about the last three meme games
They should have called up some of their AHL players and play Kassian with Hall and Drais. But I guess this way RNH and Eberle have cemented their place on the trade block this offseason. Feels good desu.
>>66559023
I'd start McMeme on defence
>>66558966
Imagine what the Fins are thinking. They're probably the only people on the planet outside of Edmonton hoping the Oilers win the lottery.
>>66559011
There's like 4 banners among those teams though, am I being baited?
>>66559033
If you pay a guy a couple million dollars to play a game, you expect them to show up and give a fuck. It's why nobody likes Kessel.
>>66559070
I'm pretty sure he's saying while two Canadian teams have at least made a SCF this century a bunch of American ones haven't.
>>66559079
But /hoc/ loves Bill.
>>66559011
>kiprusoff never won a ring
>the stinky oily city of Calgary
>-5 outside
>April 3rd
WHAT THE FACKAJKSAFLJAKLDSMJA
>>66559020
They've never had a solid base to build on. They were itching to sell off every last piece of the playoff team they had at the start of the rebuild, and ended up leaving a bunch of kids alone with no mentors. It's a terrible way to rebuild tbqh. McTavish and Lowe fucked this team up and now the young "stars" have learned complacency and have no confidence. McDavid is their last hope, but it will take some creative trades to surround him with capable veterans. Eberle really needs to go. His lack luster work ethic is a cancer to this team and should be kept far away from McDavid. Then either Hall or RNH or maybe even both should be moved. They should ultimately look to bring in competent defenders who don't crack under pressure, and also bring in decent top 6 veteran forward. They have the assets to make a fringe team if they make the right trades. This offseason will test Chia's abilities as a GM.
>>66558966
>>66559030
MR CHIARELLI.
TEAR DOWN THIS TEAM.
>>66558840
Come play we have 6 people
>>66559079
>It's why nobody likes Kessel.
don't you talk shit about bill
>>66559122
>not "TRADE THIS HALL"
>>66559023
I'm not impressed with any coach yet because none have benched Eberle for lazy back checking. The player needs a wake up call in the worst way. You can't fucking play like that when your making 6mil. Until they get a coach with some balls, they are going to be struggling.
>>66558966
he's definitely mcLeLin'
>>66559079
You can at least tell Kessel loves the game. It's the only thing stopping him from killing himself. He just isn't into all the extra shit they need to do to prepare.
>>66559137
Fuck, that's pretty good. I'll work with it.
>>66559011
The Stars, Avalanche, Panthers and Sabres can say the same
Raleigh, NC
Tampa, FL
Dallas, TX
Los Angeles, CA
Anaheim, CA
>>66559215
Good post
>>66559100
>>66559133
I'm so sorry for insulting Bill friends. Please forgive me.
Why the fuck are Edmonton incapable of rebuilding right like Buffalel
>>66559229
>33-35-11
>good at rebuilding
>finland
>>66559248
Have you seen their prospects, pool, and their future in general? They're just gonna keep getting better with more high picks too.
>>66559229
I'll wait until the Sabres are consistently good before I say they rebuilt right. Remember when Calgary had the best defence in the league? Or when Colorado totally awesome? Or when the >laffs did anything?
>>66559269
Potential is nothing until it pays off. It's looking good so far, but being good in the future on paper means nothing.
>>66559272
What the fuck was with that one year for Colorado? I still don't get it. It's not like their team has changed much, but they went from shit to awesome and right back to shit.
>>66559293
patrick roy's red ass
>>66559229
they literally traded for no one and only now went after an actual coach
that's the difference
buffalo, despite not yet actually having their rebuild pay off, have at least gotten rid of pieces that haven't worked or fit right
they also had a coach like ted nolan who pushed their unimportant players to "play themselves out of town" for the sake of getting new players and picks.
oilers have kept trying to make all these pieces work time after time, but the lack of brains behind figuring out how these pieces fit in are the hockey equivalent of a child who can't figure out those shapes-into-holes wooden toys.
>>Also Canucks and Senators. So 4 Canadian teams have made it since 2003-04, while 11 American teams have made it since that time. There are 7 Canadian teams (even though Winnipeg wasn't a team again until 2011-12) so 57% of Canadian teams have made the finals since 2003-04, while only 48% of American teams have made it since that time. Too break it down even further: in the West, only 7 teams have made it to the finals since that time, with 3 of them being Canadian. So out of 4 Canadian teams in the West, 75% have made it since 2003-04, while only 36% of American teams have made it in that time.
Is it a universal law that EVERY philly sports fan has to be retarded
>>66559104
We all know the Flames got shafted by that one goal review. Bettman is no doubt responsible.
>>66559293
PDO babbies just like the flames last year, the >Laffs in 2013, the >mild in 2011-12, the >stors in 2010-11 and the 2009-10 avs.
>>66559314
>Is it a universal law that EVERY philly resident has to be retarded
ftfy
>>66559305
And you have zero wins to show for it LEL.
>Ty
>Conklin
>>66558799
A lot of arenas do this, including Nassau.
>>66559338
>implying Nassau was good
>>66559202
Sorry, shouuld have been more exact. see >>66559305 for a better description.
>>66559326
At least the Mild kept up playoff runs and didn't go from the bottom to the top and to the bottom again in 3 seasons.
I still think the Laffs only made it so the hockey gods could punish them and make them lose in the worst way possible. That game was so great.
>>66559374
ERLEE
>>66559229
Because Edmonton jumped the gun on their rebuild. They should have kept their veterans around for longer and made a fringe team, slowly picking up prospects and training them, then when they had enough decent depth, they should have made the move to rebuild. Instead, they did it when they're young players needed to be all-stars out the gate. At least Buffalo has some vets around their young group to shelter them. Also, meme conference vs actual hockey conference.
>>66559345
I was really implying that there's a degree of a double standard here. Everyone knows that one end of the Barclays is fucked, but people just pile on it for things that are fairly common(not as loud, crying about workers, this, etc.)
>>66559371
Mild didn't get good until they spent a hojillion dollars on two free agents. If Suter didn't go there they would be a garbage team still
>>66559304
Buffalo had more to work with too. Before Eberle and Hall, Edmonton really didn't have any young prospects worth trading. Not like Zadarov and Gigerenko. A lesson to be learned by other would be rebuild teams: don't start the rebuild until you have prospects with trade value.
>>66559402
Or they should have done it right in 2007 instead of a half rebuild.
>send gagner back to junior
>don't fuck up the next 3 picks
>send coglianio to the AHL
>don't waste picks on Dustin Penner
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