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Roosters vs. Warriors AEST 2:00pm
Panthers vs. Eels AEST 4:00pm
Who is watching the footy show lads?
Anyone excited for the return of Matthew "Twink Faggot" Moylan?
>>66555437
>Who is watching the footy show lads?
Me lad
>the state of joeys NSW team
r8 my NSW team lads
1. Tedesco
2. Radradra
3. Inglis
4. Jorris
5. Dugan
6. Soward
7. Pearce
8. Surgess
9. Farah
10. Gallen
11. Cartwright
12. Frizell
13. Woods
14. Merrin
15. Fifita
16. Tamou
17. Klemmer
>>66555456
What was it? I missed it
Also, tfw you will never eat Yvonne Sampsons asshole
Reminder to set your clocks back an hour if you live in a daylight savings state.
Another reminder that it's still free data day until midnight for Telstra mobile customers.
>>66555561
1.dugan
2.trbojevic
3.roberts
4.jennings
5.Ferguson
6.austin
7.sezer
8.woods
9.farah
10.gallen
11.cordner
12.frizell
13. jackson
14. cartwright
15. klemmer
16. tamou
17. Wade Graham
Who /oak/ here? Vanilla-malt masterrace
Sean Walker, WalkGod Ltd. CEO
>daley saying he'll pick dugan 100% somewhere in the backline if hes fit
Rate my State of origin NSW team
I dare you to say it isn't GOAT
1. Dugan
2. Tedesco
3. Jennings
4. Jorris
5. Mansour
6. Moylan
7. Sezer
8. Woods
9. Peter Wallace (no joke)
10. Fifita
11. Cartwright
12. Cordner
13. Frizell
14. Wade Graham
15. Merrin
16. Klemmer
17. Tamou
>>66555829
>dedesco on the wing
>cartwright and wade graham in the same team
These are the things I really really don't like.
>>66555900
Tedesco would be great on the wing. Great at taking it out of trouble. Really solid defensively, and spectacular in attack. The only problem is he wouldn't be in the game much. So I guess I could push Dugan to centre, drop jorris, put tedesco at FB and pick a specialist winger.
Graham and Cartwright are the best we have, they need to be in the team. It is was Queensland would do. You just pick the best 17 and find positions for them. Structure is less important because they have only a week to train. You need to pick a team to blow the other off the park.
>music for freddys pass the ball
KEK
>channel 9
MUSIC FOR FREDDY'S PASS THE BALL
>>66555966
I just think graham and cartwright fill the same position of edge backrower with added utlity. I think its a one or the other.
I'd also drop jennings instead of jorris 2bh
>>66555437
>Roosters v Warriors game is first
>uses an action shot for the second game
KILL
YOUR
SELF
>>66556006
>>66556009
what music is it?
Seperating the Forwards out. THis would be my unironic forward pack
8.Woods
9. Farah
10. Tamou
11. Scott
12. Cordner
13. Merrin
14. Cartwright
15. Gallen
16. Fifita
17. Klemmer
>>66556230
It was a black slide that popped up on screen whilst they were doing the betting segment
mckinnons got some sick wheels 2bh
Kevin Falters will unironically put Boyd at fullback and will pick other broncucks shitters like oates and memeford in the side.
The broncucks old boys club will be back, and Qld will go back to being shit. Reminder they only won 4 times from 1990 to 2005 when they were stacked with broncucks.
>>66556458
I thoght memefords banned. Also talk of inglis moving to centre next year at club level so wouldn't surprise me if Boyd is picked at FB and inglis left at centre
>>66556542
kek, those "bans" won't mean shit after they get blown away in game 1.
>>66556596
JT cronk and morgan are all in front of him though, so they'd need injuries, not results
>>66556252
>woods
>farah
>gallen
Disgusting
>>66556635
Morgan was only in front of memeford under Meninga.
Walters and Bennett will pick memeford on the bench.
>>66555966
Could struggle defensively and you also lose a huge asset in his game in his uncanny ability to create the extra man ala Stewart and hold up the ball. Tedesco needs to be in the middle of those shifts, not on the end of them.
Roosters on season revival watch
Warriors bout to get BTFO
Warriors
Eels
>>66556687
Morgan being able to slot into the backrow WILL put him in front regardless of memefords ban
Sup casuals, just thought I'd let you casuals know that the "surrendering is a penalty" isn't a rule anymore.
>>66556252
Cordner won't have played enough, would be a risk picking him to start
roosters
eels
>>66556736
stay delusional
within the next 2 years, the entire maroons side will be broncucks shitters
>>66556741
When did it change?
>>66556771
For this season.
>there are "people" in this very "thread" who think that the roosters are a chance of "winning"
kek
KEK
Reminder that obesitychicken captained memeford.
>>66556808
they will win
Poo Peeland won't be able to handle their resurgent attitude and muscular elite Trobinson tactics
>>66556808
There are no certainties in rugby league.
>>66556840
touché
I unironically tipped the Roosters.
>>66556840
the Roosters winning is as close to a certainty as it gets
>>66556874
>>66556870
>>66556874
Good point.
I'd rather be reddit than be wrong.
>>66556769
Memefords best chance are injuries or retirements from JT and cronk NOT pushing for the bench spot as a 5/8 / FB utility.
>>66556252
Why Cartwright over Graham?
>>66556870
same here m8
>>66556923
He's an origin certainty.
He will play this year and next off the bench, and obviously will get a starting halves position once Thurston and Cronk retire.
>>66555966
The biggest issue with Tedesco on the wing is that you need a creative fullback back there because of the lack of options NSW have in the halves.
1. Tedesco
2. Brett Morris
3. Jennings
4. Jorris
5. Ferguson
6. Josh Reynolds
7. Adam Reynolds
8. Woods
9. Farah
10. Tamou
11. Bird
12. Hoffman
13. Gallen
14. Cordner
15. Merrin
16. Fifita
17. Jack Bird
This SHOULD be the team to play game 1 (assuming everyone listed is fit)
Cameron Smith should just retire from rep footy and let based Andrew McCullough take his rightful place as Queensland and Australian hooker.
>>66557020
Cameron Smith could play till he's 37.
Despite failing at rep level year after year, there are people who STILL rate the Morris twins.
These guys are the reason NSW is so shit.
>>66556998
>bird
Literally why
>>66556925
Largely, I think hes a better fit to play in the centres if a back goes down injured and a better half/hooker if an injury occurs there.
>>66556998
which bird
>>66556958
>He will play this year
He's fucking banned from the team this year you retard.
>>66557067
picked both to save confusion
>>66557045
They both were a massive reason NSW won the series in 2014.
>>66557073
Why did Milford get banned? I am so fucking out of touch.
>>66557045
They are good, just injury prone
>>66557020
Agreed.
I'm literally seething that McCullough has been made to wait for so long while old man Smith makes a fool of himself in Origin.
McCullough is literally as good as Smith was back when he was young and not shit.
>>66556998
This meme team >>66555541 is STILL better than this piece of shit team you've pieced together
I think the same side as last year with new halves and Tedesco at fullback would compete
If fucking Dugan is picked at 1 and Pearce or Hodkinson get a spot there we might as well give up now. Forwards and outside backs aren't the problem, just upgrade the wing with Fergo or Turbo as well
>>66557099
>smith makes a fool of himself in origin
>52-6
kek
KEK
>>66557045
This.
I can't believe people rate those obese down syndrome retards.
They are fucking slow, have a poor attitude on defence and are incredibly selfish. They always try and score themselves rather than pass to someone in a better position.
We have much better outside backs, but those two ALWAYS get picked for some reason.
Is their father a big name in the NSWRL or something?
It boggles the mind that these two shitters keep getting picked.
>>66556998
Jack bird SHOULD be 18th man that trains with the team as injury cover NOT be in the starting 17
>>66557143
>They are fucking slow
Top kek.
>Erin Molan dropping ELITE truthbombs on WWoS about womens sport earlier
Anyone else see this?
>70 posts
>2 images
kek, nice "community" you have here
>>66557179
fuck erin mongface
>>66557073
THE "BANS" DON'T MEAN SHIT, YOU FUCKING RETARD
IF QLD GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ON GAME 1 OR HAVE AN INJURY CRISIS, DO YOU FUCKING THINK HE WILL HESITATE TO PICK THE "BANNED" PLAYERS?
KEK
THOSE "BANS" WERE JUST FALTERS TRYING TO PUFF HIS CHEST AND TRY TO GET PEOPLE TO RESPECT HIM.
If you think Hoffman, Greg Bird and Gallen won't be the first players picked you are a supreme casual that belongs on reddit
>>66557143
fresh cunt spotted
>>66557164
This is understandable considering they only have 2.5 legs between them
>>66557125
That was all JT.
Would have been 80-0 if based McCullough played.
>>66557212
You can't make assumptions like that.
>>66557194
>Hoffman
50/50
>Bird
5% chance
>Gallen
100% chance of being picked
>>66557191
WalkGod dropping elite truth bombs on freshies yet again.
Thank you based WalkGod.
>>66557224
Why do people still rate Gallen? He's old and slow. He's not even captain worthy in his own fucking club. He's an angry grub way past his prime.
Early NSW SOO team speculation is the best part of /nrl/ 2bh
>>66557224
all 3 will be picked, and they will be the 11, 12 and 13
>>66557241
Literally won the game for his team yesterday m8
Reminder that Dane Gagai is an Origin winning winger.
>>66557241
kek. Based walkGOD
>>66557250
As long as Jackson and Cordner are fucked off i'd be ok with it.
>>66557256
Literally the first game in years I've seen him perform like that. He was still a seething filthy grub and he does NOT represent a good image for the club. Not that Cronulla has a good reputation anyway.
>>66557268
Daniel Tupou is an Origin and Premiership winning winger
>>66557268
not nearly as bad as Reynolds and Hodkinson being origin winning halves
>>66557191
I'm not so sure.
Hunt and Milford can be replaced with Mbye and DCE.
Edrick Lee, Valentine Holmes and Munster can be replaced with Barba or Gagai
Wallace, Napa and the other forward that got banned can be replaced with Lillyman, Gavin Cooper or Ben Hannant.
>>66557283
Well, he is your prototypical grubnulla player.
Paul Gallen epitomises what it means to be a grubnulla player.
He is LITERALLY grubnulla: The Player.
what's the most meme ground?
>>66557313
>grub
back to NRL memes
>>66557316
1300smiles
>>66557313
Why would you not want to turn the image of your club around? He can't handle the pressure of being a captain. He whinges like a little bitch at the ref non stop. He can't have a mature conversation with one without swearing and carrying on. He as a captain still gets into fights and doesn't even try and be the better person. He's almost 35 and he carries on like a fucking 14 year old.
>>66557316
Suncorp.
>>66557281
Corndog off the bench is fucking retarded,he needs to be playing 70-80 minutes to be worth selection. Jackson just shouldn't be let anywhere the team
Who's at central coast stadium to watch the game today?
Reminder that Dane Nielson is an Origin winning and premiership winning outside back.
>hating Gallen
>>>/reddit/
>>66557316
brookie
>muh fortress
>muh bog
>muh fans
>>66557348
>>66557300
Dane Nielsen could be chucked in as a replacement for Lee, Holmes or Munster too I guess. Even Justin O'Neill.
>>66557334
>He can't handle the pressure of being a captain. He whinges like a little bitch at the ref non stop. He can't have a mature conversation with one without swearing and carrying on.
Perfectly describes Thurston too
>>66557370
This is undeniably true. He's the golden child though and people don't see it. He's a huge smart arse and a bit of a grub too.
>>66557334
Grubnulla have cultivated their image as le mongrel, tattooed, shitcunt alcoholic bogans for 50 years now.
It's an image the people of the Shire are GENUINELY proud of, and have no intention of changing this.
>There are "people" ITT who don't understand its the captains job to motivate his team by being the grubbiest player on the park and firing up his team with aneveryone hates us attitude
>>66557385
Not all of their players seems to be like that though. I mean, I could be wrong, but I don't see players like Holmes and Bird having that attitude. Fifita is by far the worst though. That cunt needs a psych evaluation. Grubbiest cunt I've seen in years.
>>66557383
It honeslty Irks me that he's blatantly questioned the NRL and refs integrity after a game and never copped a fine.
Meanwhile Hasler tells the touchies they need to go to OPSM and he cops a 10k fine.
Do you rate Gummi Bears this round?
Serious question and I'm not memeing:
Why shouldn't Peter Wallace play State of Origin in hooker role? - he is much better than Farrah. Watch him this arvo, I'm dead serious.
>>66557401
>forgetting penis who is literally the biggest grub in the league
>forgetting baloney
>>66557413
he's shit
>>66557413
kek. kys walkcunt
>>66557387
Sounds like the Raiders need to take captaincy off Croker if they want to be taken seriously then.
>>66557402
Thurston is the perfect golden child in the NRL's eyes. You can't touch him. He's aboriginal, got his life together, isn't an alcoholic smoking degenerate living off welfare. Not only that, he's captain of the North Queensland Cowboys. He gives away his headgear at half time and full time. He's one of the GOAT kickers. People can't see past this and if you dare questioned his attitude you'd probably be called a racist pig or something of that nature.
Aidan Guerra starting at 5/8 again
>>66557401
Holmes and Bird are the worst offenders.
Have you ever been out on a Friday/Saturday night in the Shire?
Those retards are the biggest dickheads around, abuse every woman they see, and pick fights with everyone.
If they went to your school, WalkBro, they absolutely would have beaten you up, and you would hate them much more than you do the Nikorimas.
>>66557413
Wallace is slow and incompetent. Drops the ball a fuck load. I'm surprised he hasn't retired or even been dropped.
>>66557448
I don't live there so I wouldn't know, sorry. I just see them in games and they don't seem that grubby. Obviously I was wrong.
>>66557440
AND they swept his rape allegations under the carpet
>>66557438
Yep, They need to give it to Boyd
>>66557457
Keep a close eye on Bird next time he plays.
Most games he deliberately stomps on players hands.
>>66557443
Time to change my tip to the warriors
>>66557488
yes because Jayden Nikorima starting just fills me with confidence
>warriors
>winning consecutive games
>>66557459
What rape allegations? Hasn't this happened with the Broncos in the past with Thaiday and a few other players?
>>66557480
Will definitely keep an eye out.
>>66557500
I'd love to see it happen though.
>tfw tipped the roosters
>tfw about to be 6/6
Which players have you met that were actually decent blokes?
>>66557457
He is quicker than Farrah. Are we even watching the same game, he never drops the ball. He is far more skilled than Farrah and his front on defense is up there with the best. He has the playing style of cameron smith. Just watch him today and reevaluate you retarded opinion.
>>66557526
austin
>>66557532
Wallace has nowhere near the skill of Farah.
>>66557532
I've been watching him for weeks and while not a terrible player, he has a fair few ball errors and he's definitely slower than Farrah imo.
>>66557526
Josh McGuire. Used to come into my work all the time. Lived down the road from me. His brother was a fuckwit though.
>>66557526
Andrew Fifita
surprisingly intelligent
>>66557511
All NRL rapes are covered up or go unpunished.
It's not unique to JT, and if you think it is, you're an idiot.
Thaiday and Boyd raped a girl in a toilet that went unpunished.
Brett Stewart, Matty Johns and everyone from the bulldogs all got away with rape.
>>66557553
How the fuck do things like this never get re-opened and investigated. I know people on 4chan joke about this shit, but in real life, that's pretty fucked up to think about.
>>66557526
Went to school with Daly Cherry-Evans and even briefly worked with him at Cactus Jacks.
He was pretty cool.
>>66557553
Matty Johns didn't rape anyone. It was consensual. She just felt bad about it years after the fact.
>>66557553
>>66557566
samefag
>>66557566
Because people like this >>66557578 exist, who will turn a blind eye, and even blame the victim.
People can't accept that their "heroes" are nothing more than dirty fucking dogs.
>>66557572
I met DCE and Greg Bird when they were having a night out and they were both pretty cool.
>>66557553
I thought Stuart was acquitted and actually innocent? Seems to be the general consensus on this board from what I've seen. Some guy said he saw him once walking on his own and he looked super down and depressed.
>>66557547
Kek. I bet you're not old enough to remember when Farrah was the sole reason Wallace was dropped as half in state of origin in the first place. Shit service from dummy half desu.
>>66557608
you are being taken for a ride you fucking redditor
>>66557608
You would be depressed too if you know you did something abhorrent and didn't have to atone for it.
>>66557607
I bet those cunts go hard on the piss.
>>66557608
>stuart
>>66557640
Mitchell Pierce
Who do you think is the most "together" stable non grub NRL player?
People shit on him but Cameron Smith seems to be just your average normal father with a partner and seems pretty happy with his life.
I once witnessed Ben Barba rape a girl when he was 17, and I did nothing.
I feel kind of bad about that.
>>66557656
was it your mum?
>>66557511
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/02/28/1077677017509.html
>/nrl/ is thriving
>it's all on topic
This is nice.
>>66557673
>implying he could witness his own conception
>>66557695
It's because I'm here honestly
I'm quite intelligent and know how to create thought provoking discussion in a small community, I'm thinking of working in social media/marketing when i graduate
>>66557695
it's just poosterwoman talking to herself
>>66557681
Thanks. Taking a read now.
>>66557695
kys walkcunt. this thread will be dedder than roosters season the moment the game starts
>>66557720
If Roosters win, then it will be dead
If they lose it will be full
>>66557710
BASED MATT
>>66557710
You reek of arrogance friend.
>>66557673
No, it was a girl named "Holly" who was NOT his gf.
>>66557191
If he does that then everyone will look at him as an exploitable coach and act up and the QLD culture will be irreparably fucked until somebody new comes along.
Just watched Se7en. Pretty tame shit, not sure what all the fuss is about
>>66557651
Most players you don't hear anything about generally just have their lives together. Ben Hannant has like three kids and a wife and such.
Warriors WILL win.
>>66557743
confidence and arrogance are seen as the same thing by insecure humans in my experience
>>66557756
He's got like 7 kids m8.
What a top bloke.
>>66557413
hahaha
Should be Peats if fit
>>66557760
I hope so but my head is saying roosters. if the roosters were 0-5 to start the season though that would be great
Roosters 32-18
>>66557756
Yeah Hannant seems like an alright guy. Actually a lot of the Cowboys seem to. Morgan, Coote, Granville, Scott etc all seem like nice guys. Tamou is probably the only one I think is a grub.
>>66557526
GutherGOAT
>>66557752
>mfw Somerset was the real killer in Se7en
>>66555437
Just borrowed Machiavelli's "The Prince" from the library lads
>>66557808
Cooper Cronk's favourite books are The Prince and The Count of Monte Cristo.
>>66557808
*Yawn* we had to read that in like grade 7
>>66557834
He seems too nice to enjoy that book.
>>66557784
I just feel like NZ have partially got their shit together now. Anyway, we'll find out soon.
>>66557808
I'm waiting to get a book called "Three Men In A Boat". Apparently it's a great read.
>>66557850
Based Cronk.
Reminder that Cooper Cronk's website is down.
>>66557896
;_;
Anyone else watching Dance Academy right now?
Found walkcunt.
>>66557917
Listening to Weezer.
Cooper Cronk read the entirety of Brothers Karamazov in the sheds before Origin 3
>>66557923
>Whitehead
>his whole head is white
CERAMICS
E
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A
M
I
C
S
>>66557937
How Handsome and intelligent of him
just changed my tip to warriors after being confident in the roosters all week, lads
>>66557937
Wouldn't that depress the everliving shit out of him?
What was that Latin chant Cronk was shouting in the Origin sheds?
>>66557937
Is Cronk quite intelligent or something? He seems very well spoken in interviews.
>>66557951
>making an emotional spur of the moment decision when you have previously come to a logical, rational decision
Bet you are really successful lmao
>>66557937
Based. Patrish choice.
>>66557951
Good lad.
>>66557960
Cogito ergo sum
>>66557962
Cronk is second in intellect only to the noble and omnipotent WalkBro.
>>66557998
I'm pretty average if I say so myself. I was the one who asked the question initially.
>>66557968
i'm 5/5 so far. for all 5 of those tips i didn't even bother changing my original tip as i was confident those teams would win. this one though i'm not sure, just got a feeling the roosters will continue to lose. also i'm predicting rts to have a massive game against his old team
>>66557960
COGITO
ERGO
SUM
>>66557993
>cronk
>rationalist
'no'
>>66558010
>>66557993
What was the pasta that went along with this?
>5 minutes before kickoff
>QLD are in the dressing room and Michael Hagan is giving the final speech
>all of a sudden everybody turns around as Cooper Cronk drops the copy of "Le Temps retrouvé" he was reading
>there is silence throughout the dressing room
>Cronk stands up and joins his teammates in a huddle
>he slowly starts chanting, building faster and faster as the game approaches
>COGITO
>ERGO
>SUM
>COGITO
>ERGO
>SUM
>COGITO
>ERGO
>SUM
>the entire team is chanting with him now (except for Mal Meninga)
>Cronk runs out and goes on to lead the team to victory in historic fashion and Cronk gets a statue in front of the Queensland State Library for his performance
>>66558040
I dont have it but if i recall he gets the whole team to start chanting with him
Love how the threads always die when the game is about to start.
>>66558057
Meanwhile Meninga is in the sheds wondering what the fuck he was talking about.
Look 1 million times better already
Didn't expect that.
Roosters on resurgence watch
Expect the unexpected.
Jonathan Thurston, doctor of petroleum.
Mitchell Pearce, doctor of veterinary science
>>66558157
kek
Reminder that Blake Ayshford is a seasoned NRL player and you are not
THANK YOU BASED ROBSON
TRULY OUR GREATEST ALLY
soft penalty
Is Kane Linnet related to Kane Evans?
>>66558214
Because they're both called Kane ? Wtf?
>>66558227
Nice try.
Ferguson is elite imo.
>>66558253
lol
what the fuck happened to the defence out wide this season
I swear Robinson training with Ferguson at fullback all offseason has totally fucked that side of the field in defence
>>66558253
good one
>>66558196
I think you're lost lad, this isn't r/nrl
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Should have checked that.
His feet went into touch before grounding.
>>66558253
Piss poor defender.
>>66558253
Haha is that sarcasm? Baldpatch Ferguson just cost yall a try
>>66558278
What a surprise Fox Sports didn't even show a replay.
Refball 2bh.
>>66558281
>>66558279
I wasn't even joking. Maybe he's shit in defence but from what I've seen him do in attack so far this year he seems to be one of the few Roosters players that still seems to give a shit. Just my opinion.
>>66558295
>I'll discount an entire facet of the game and deem someone elite
Would Mannering still get supercoach points from that offload?
>>66558295
He's a top tier attacking player but you could say that about a lot of guys.
>>66558313
Think it counts as an error.
>>66558295
WALKGOD
A
L
K
G
O
D
>>66558314
Yeah I wasn't really thinking about his defensive playing. My bad.
>>66558314
You could even say that about Hurrell and Hurrell is unironically one of the worst players in the comp
Should be a penalty try
>>66558295
He doesn't have a kicking game, so he'll never EVER be elite
Professional foul.
>>66558364
This.
>>66558363
>>66558365
they were fighting for the ball and there has to be 100% certainty he was going to score
Off topic but do people actually live on Tasmania?
I fucking HATE wasted penalties. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>66558365
by a professional fowl
Hate it when players run shoulder to shoulder and compete for the ball, and people say one of them was "held back" and deserves a penalty.
Soft as fuck.
>>66558378
Not allowed to outstretch your arm to impede a defender. Shouldering and nudging are ok but Guerra blatantly held on the jersey
Was the last penalty try Lyon's in the 2013 GF?
>>66558389
yes which is why it was a penalty
Some warriors scrub literally running off his line to get in the way of a kick chaser
When will this bullshit be stamped out of the game
>>66558364
>>66558372
His elite kicking game literally was the reason the Roosters scored in this game, retards.
>>66558384
Bait. He pulled him by his jersey.
>>66558347
Still a better player than Ayshford.
>>66558403
No, he touched his back but didn't grab.
>248 / 5 / 18 / 1
>18
>>66558417
Bullshit watch the reply again. He slung him down to the ground before he got a fair chance at grounding the ball.
>>66558419
Nice "poomunity"
>>66558419
230 of those posts were by me though 2bh
>Ben Matulino with his back to the defence looking to offload
>DON'T TACKLE HIM MATE
Diving at the legs seems to be the trend of 2016 so far.
>>66558428
KEK, old man Hoffman just tripped over himself while competing for the ball.
What a mong.
>>66558383
>fowl
>roosters
nice unintended pun m8
Based Kata.
fuck this fucking team
soft as fuck
Watch as this is called a try despite the obstruction.
Why do the NRL want the Warriors to succeed so badly?
Kata is the most 1 dimensional player in the competition. Prove me wrong.
Bitchral Bitchrell Ltd.
Taking the two when you've got the other team out on their feet has to be the dumbest move ever.
>>66558467
Even I knew he was going to dive over, Roosters are just retarded
LMAO POOSTERS, oh man this is great.
>>66558465
Lmao he didn't even ATTEMPT to tackle him.
>>66558488
based matt
>>66558465
What fucken obstruction? He just played the fucken ball, do you want him to disappear?
>Roosters fans confirmed for being as weak as their defense
Reminder that the Bulldogs are THE team to beat this year.
No side even comes close to us.
>>66558504
But Parramatta already beat the dogs.
/nrl/ is so easy to bait these days
Is Pauli Pauli the smartest player in the NRL? Reminder that he is a chess extraordinaire.
>>66558465
Is that why they didn't give that penalty try when it was justified?
That feel when the Roosters win despite all the warriors refball.
>>66558517
>these days
nice b8
>>66558511
Nuff said, really
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck the fucking roosters
nice defence Robinson you hack
Pauli Pauli, doctor of medicine.
Jesus christ that gap was massive
jesus christ poosters
what the fuck was that
>last 2 tries scored from obstructions
wew
>>66558522
You were saying?
Your defense better improve exponentially and quick, son
Guerra is unironically the worst player in the NRL
How do you get so shit so fast
>>66558560
You're not even trying to be creative.
Fucking Warriors getting all this refball. Why do the refs hate the roosters so much?
I read that Pauli Pauli has an IQ of 260.
WHAT THE FUCK IS TUPOU DOING
I can't watch this shit
I'm out.
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66558560
OBSTRUCT THAT BITCH WOOOOO!!!!
RIP my SC H2H
>>66557951
Looks like my decision paid off lads
>>66557968
>(Poo)
Tupou? More like TOOSLOW amirite?
>Johnson clearly offside
>better blow the whistle immediately and not check it
Refball
>>66558511
>>66558543
1.They are cheating the salary cap
2. No Lichaa or Borris
>>66558601
if you flip flop based on emotions you might be right once, maybe even 100 times but in the long run you will always lose.
>>66557968
Elaborate.
>LEE FUG LEE WOOZDAHS XDXD
These refs are corrupt
>>66558601
>Looks like my decision paid off lads
It's literally the Warriors in the first half. They constantly blow huge leads in the last 20 minutes of games.
>>66558566
This logic implies he was ever an elite player to begin with. He was always a plodder but hit a purple patch of form in late 2013/early 2014 due to being a system babby and he wasn't able to sustain it
>>66558644
>WOOZDAHS
fucking kek
>>66558634
women make decisions and act based on emotions, they are largely irrational
Men should be logical and rational and make decisions based on facts, data and evidence
watch this get overturned lads
IT WAS CALLED A TRY
YOU CAN'T FUCK US BOTH WAYS IN 2 WEEKS
>POOSTERS
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>66558672
i hope so
Get fucked bunker this is a try
>19 unique ips
I'm out
Warriors refball in full swing today.
Clear try will be denied.
>>66558681
20 lad, you can stay
We are literally SKD: The Team this season
>>66558681
>Literally the two worst teams in the competition
>One of them doesnt have fans
>The other is from a country where I am the only poster
I hope they miss the conversion the fucking hopeless cunts.
the roosters are terrible
>>66558695
they may have no fans, but they sure as fuck aren't likeable so are guaranteed replies
>>66558685
>>66558672
Haha just proved yourselves wrong.
Roosters just suck on D. More ways than one.
C O M E B A C K
>>66558693
Not really fair on Tauk
>>66558709
NZ are multitudes more likeable than Roosters
>>66558711
>implying I wasn't reverse jinxing it
>implying I didn't tip the roosters
SKD has unironically been the best winger this year. le large coon betrayer man hasn't even come close
>>66558711
Ebic.
>unironically supporting New Zealand
>any year
>against any team
Reassess your life
Watch as the Roosters win this despite all the warriors refball.
Thank you based Roosters.
>>66558724
>implying you're not a faggot
>>66558721
his knock on led to the Warrios having about 20 minutes of straight possession
Locky and Joey's early Origin lineups from
Locky's Maroons
>Inglis
>Boyd
>Gagai
>Chambers
>Oates
>JT
>Cronk
>Scott
>Smith
>Myles
>Guerra
>Thaiday
>Parker
>Bench - Morgan, Gillett, Papalii, Lillyman
Joey's Blues
>Dugan
>Tom T
>Jennings
>Roberts
>Ferguson
>Austin
>Sezer
>Woods
>Farah
>Gallen
>Cordner
>Frizell
>Jackson
>Bench - Cartwright, Klemmer, Tamou, Graham
>>66558726
SKD is a poor man's Trbojevic
>>66558742
>>66558742
>that joey "team"
disgusting
>>66558728
What? I'm a fucken Kiwi and proud of it. I'll support them every year against every team win or lose.
You need to reassess your life, bitch
vossy's losing it lads
>>66558754
Joey's team is basically spot on. I mean, I wouldn't pick Tom T or Ferguson on the wings. Or Roberts in the position Josh Morris would have to literally die to give up. The halves aren't really tested yet either. And the back row is a bit of a mess, with Jackson out of position and Cordner yet to play a game this year(?). But apart from that it's a solid 13.
why does reddit hate the roosters so much?
>66558755
Don't do that
>>66558742
>gagai
>oates
>lillyman
>gillet
>>66558769
>no tedesco
>poogan at fullback
>ftizzell
>jackson
>gallen
>woods
>Wade graham
It's fucking abysmal
>>66558726
no man, curtis rona is way better
>>66558779
You're so bad at life you can't even quote properly.
Just give up already.
>>66558785
You can green text names all you want but who are you gonna replace them with you stupid shit?
>>66558504
>beat Panthers, Manly and depleted Souths
WOW JUST GIVE THEM THE PREMIERSHIP RIGHT NOW
Thoughts on superdry?
>There is a New Zealander in this thread
>>66558785
He doesn't want Tedesco in the team until Brooks and Moses are established and then the Blues can have a complete spine from one club.
>>66558821
Never had it. I try to stay away from the big mainstream beers. Only Aussie beer I usually have is Coopers or Little Creatures. Tooheys old and amber pale ale is alright too.
>>66558838
>Tooheys old
My negro
>>66558827
That's fucking retarded reasoning. Tedesco by all rights should be playing for Australia in the test match.
>LEE FUGG LEE MAYNESCREAM BEEYAH XDXD
>>66558802
Tedesco at fullback.
Greg Bird at lock.
Beau Scott over Frizell (he's been in top form this year, 0 missed tackles and high as fuck workrate)
J moz at centre.
Jennings at centre.
No Dugan at all.
Peats at hooker
Halves should be Adam Reynolds and Maloney
Gallen should never play origin again, he's a fucking hog and will likely waste an interchange as he'll die. Put Merrin in over him instead.
>>66558863
>Maloney
FUCK no. He can't tackle to save his life and is always good for 3 penalties a game
>>66558742
LITERALLY copy pasted word for word from r/nrl
kys redditor
>taking an origin line up with gallen or any morris in it seriously
>>66558848
Teddy isn't a winger and it would be the wrong move to shove him in for the sake of it.
>>66558875
That's why you have Beau Scott the meme body guard man
Sean Walker Pty Ltd
>>66558846
Yeah I was skeptical but it was so fucking smooth. Loved it.
>>66558893
Tedesco is in better form than Inglis and Boyd. He should be the Australian and NSW fullback.
>>66558893
Meant he should be playing fullback. I should've clarified.
Roosters will have 30+ put past them sadly :(
Season of nightmares
>>66558922
Yep.
>>66558893
You fucking retard, almost every Queensland player is out of position in Origin and it always works.
Do you seriously think they have some secret recipie to get players to be elite in a position they don't play in at club level?
People like you are the reason we keep picking the wrong players and get blown away.
Doctor Petroleum Pty Ltd
>>66558922
They WON'T lose 5 in a row to start the year
They WON'T lose to the Warriors
>>66558883
half the posts ITT are reddit pasta you SEETHING fucking casual
reminder that /cric/ and reddit RUN /nrl/
>>66558935
We'll see soon enough.
>>66558929
Plus to be fair Tedesco played a mighty five (5) games at the wing for the tigers.
Can we have SKD framed for domestic violence and sexual assault every offseason?
Real talk here, You can't pick an Origin backline that doesn't include a player that can slot into FB if he gets injured.
For instance If you pick Dugan at FB, you must have another player with experience at FB playing on the wing or at centre, like a Hopoate or Ferguson
Dugan at centre makes sense if you are planning on Tedesco at FB, but a backline of Dugan Mansour jennings, Jorris Tupou would NOT work
Guerra is a weak piece of shit
Hope his kid chokes in their sleep
>>66558953
>Tfw no more qt hayne
>>66558964
Thank god.
Greg Inglis Advanced Mathematics Pty Ltd
How the fuck can a professional NRL halfback not make a ball stop inside a 10 metre long area
It astounds me
>you are now manually remembering Hayne on the wing for NSW.
He was indiviaully elite, but wasted by not getting enough touches. THe same thing will happen with Tedesco
>>66558984
Are you perfect at weighting a kick?
>>66558984
Clearly takes his kicking lessons from Pearcey
>>66559000
Am I a professional halfback?
>>66558997
Literally this. Didn't Hayne win motm every single game he played fullback and won except for game 2 2014?
>>66559009
That you mitchie?
Based vatty
How can a professional team be this bad?
>>66559012
Dunno about that but he was even better at centre than wing. Absolutely man handled Hodges there.
>poorbison
Buderus is so fucking dumb, holy shit.
>>66559047
Wasn't his fault
>>66559039
Yeah, the Warriors should be up by 30+ by now
Roosters are milking this for all they can.
LE NEXT GI
Great fucking try.
Literally the highlight of the season
>>66559060
Agreed.
A team like Brisbane would absolutely capitalise on all this refball.
Warriors too shit.
>>66559051
>>66559051
He was better than Smith desu
hastings doing his best to fuck that up there
>>66559075
NZ's break away try was 10x better
>>66559080
he literally played it perfectly
>>66559077
They would capitalise on it by taking the 2
hastings has a good kicking technique 2bh
RTS FUCKING EXPOSED
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Based fucking Aubbo
>>66559102
Taking the 2 when it's on offer has been the difference in many broncos games.
>tfw tipped Roosters
THANK YOU BASED AUBS
>SLOW A VASA SCHECK
FUCK
>>66559089
It only happened because of bad defense, that Roosters try was pure class and reminiscent of the form that saw the Roosters create their recent dynasty.
RTS on suicide watch.
That was Kata's fault.
>>66559123
Hindsight is 20/20. It cost them the game against Penrith and it's cost Roosters last week and could cost them this game.
>good defensivly
nice meme joel
>who's so good defensively
Joel Caine confirmed for disgusting casual
Great to watch but we will still lose lads. This team doesn't have the composure to hold out, too young
>>66559127
Now you're just exaggerating. It was a good try, but come on, it wasn't anything overly unique or memorable.
Hastings being talked about for Origin WHEN?
>>66559148
It literally sparked the Roosters into the brilliance they are showing now. With this sort of confidence they will be near impossible to beat.
>>66559148
Confirmed for disgusting casual who can't see the beauty in deception and the elite Roosters angle running.
>napa
>Napa
>>66559138
It's a tactical decision that smart teams like the Broncos use mostly effectively.
Not taking the 2 when it was on offer cost the Broncos the game against Penrith, while taking the 2 was the reason they beat the Cowboys even though they scored less tries.
If you jumped from outside the field of play and touched the ball in the air, is it out?
How did I know this was going to happen
KEK
>napa literally lost this game for the roosters
lmao
Kata so smelly and dumb he risks scoring himself rather than going for the sure thing.
Kata needs to learn to pass the fucking ball
>>66559171
Yes I think so. Interesting point
don't worry, johnson will miss
Meme to teams playing the Warriors: If Kata has the ball, tackle him. He doesn't pass. He will dive from dummy half every time. He will never pass to his winger.
>>66559183
>>66559175
>player scores
>criticise him
>Konbad
Fucking kek
>>66559171
Depends if your foot or any part of your body has touched the ground outside, if you're in the air and bat the ball back in, it's sweet.
>>66559171
No. Foot has to be touching the line.
based hurrlel
>been a good move putting him on the bench
literally said after he drops the ball off the kick off
>>66559195
Because he went for a much riskier option. You always pass to an unmarked winger no matter what.
Kata put him down safely. Soft penalty.
Kek, kata confirmed for eternally anally devastated over ferguson completely destroying him last year. Reminder that game kick started the warriors losing streak
>>66559195
He's a bad player and his try scoring rate does not alleviate the issues he has in his game.
Would you say Merritt was an elite winger when he was going on try scoring streaks. Would you have called Everingham a future immortal in 2012?
No. As I am typing this, Kata chimps out like an idiot.
>>66559213
can't go past the horizontal
>didn't even put Kata on report
Kata is so bad lmao
you guys should watch union
it takes more skill
Someone will fall for it.
>2nd time in 2 days thats happened
KEK
No they won't
>>66559233
had /rug/ fuming over the mere mention of NRL last night
>>66559238
Couldn't believe it.
>>66559238
>followed by an easier penalty which they also took for 2
>>66559238
And they got another penalty. Literally the same game. Watch roosters score a quick follow up like barba did.
>>66559244
This triggers them beyond belief.
>>66555437
Top 3 worst centres:
Jack Reed
Kata
Ayshford
N E X T
E
X
T
>>66559276
Jack Reed is the slowest back in the comp.
based coconut intelligence
Feeling pretty confident about my Roosters tip.
>>66559287
Chris Heighington could probably beat Jack Reed in a footrace
>>66559297
Feleing pretty confident about my tip in your mum
>>66559297
At this rate I have no idea what's going to happen.
>>66559303
Gallen could run down jack reed
looks like he landed on fergies knee
Ben Pomeroy and Luke Covell could beat Jack Reed in a footrace
Heartbreaking loss incoming :3
For the warriors
>SHITORIMA
>Ferguson clapping Hurrell losing the ball
Play to the whistle you stupid fuck.
Hurrel literally got away with a knock on right there.
>the warriors unironically signed jeff robson
>>66559372
That non call will cost the Roosters this game imo
BASED WARRIORS
Why the fuck is Moa throwing a short ball 30cm from the line inside their own half, down by two with 6 minutes to go?
>taking the 2 when the poosters were fucked
Robson dropped when?
>jeff robson is a professional NRL halfback and you're not
>>66559398
They have to after last week
Just got back from the game lads, SKD puts a FG over in the 77th minute
Johnson for field goal.
Warriors don't win consecutive games.
>>66559415
>leaving the game this early
>>66559425
what your watching is a delay m8, the game finished an hour ago
fucking refball man
heartbreaking loss just on time, self inflicted once again
>Sean Kenny Dropped
Hurrel literally kicked that ball away.
Fucking warriors refball, get fucked.
>>66555437
>Thread #1
A bit presumptuous there lad
>standing 2m away
>gets the videoref
>checking a missed field goal
Good lord, WHY do they want the Warriors to win so much?
>sending the field goal to the bunker
Mitchell fucked them there
Why did Hastings run directly into a warriors player?
Napa literally ruining this game for the roosters
Soft penalty 2bh.
2nd time this year Hastings has run it when setting up for a FG
That was a fucking elite shot from Napa
Poor cunt can't do anything without getting penalised
>golden point
fugg
Thiswill definitely end in a draw. Both of these teams have blown games already this year due to their inability to set up a field goal, and they both just blew opportunities to win this game
>Johnshit in charge of kicking field goals
>>66559488
Latrell Mitchell will set up for a FG and then run it in for a try
>>66559482
Napa is a grub.
Hope Mannering can use this opportunity to pad his way to a decent score.
heartbreaking lel
this fucking season man
WHAT A TRY
LOLOHEA BEAST
>poosters let RTS go
lmao
>poosters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahaha holy shit
>poosters
Regret not changing my tip now.
Fuck these cunt refs
L M A O
who /roosters/ here?
Still have faith we can turn it around, could easily be 3-2
Chicken Little on suicide watch
>The roosters would be 3-2 if they had a goalkicker and competent referees
>>66559529
Why are you supporting Roosters?
Can't see the warriors making the 8 after that performance.
ZERO AND FIVE
>>66559541
Because they deserved to win
>poosters
>there are "people" who are actually blaming the referees for the roosters loss
Can you damage control any harder?
>>66559540
only need 12 wins to make the 8, there is 19 games left and we won't have many in Origin this year.
I'm seeing enough from these young guys to say we can make the finals this year.
>>66559533
>>66559540
>>66559543
>poosters fans on suicide watch
>>66559561
>Hurrell knock on leads to Warriors penalty that ties the game
>Hurrell kicks the ball away in the play the ball when the Roosters are on attack
>>66559581
both those Hurrell calls were pretty dodgy, Roosters still should have played the whistle though
>>66559600
They could only have done that with the knock on, and the responsibility lies with the referees. The kick in the play the ball was out of their control.
>the one kiwi that posts here is in full damage control mode
>doesn't even support his own country
the ultimate cuckhold
>>66559653
This.
Fuck that fake cunt
walkcunt on suicide watch
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
