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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
(((LIVE NOW YOU GOOFS)))
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
News:
Jon Jones vs OSP for the interim LHW belt set to headline UFC 197
>>66555073
JON JONES
JON JONES!
nevermind
The music for this event is so early 2015
Jesus, did they push the WSOF main card back another 30 minutes? It's 11:30 now? I thought it was 11?
Will the main events on WSOF be worth watching?
>>66555116
Do you have something better to do?
Official MMA org power rankings
UFC>Bellator>One FC>WSOF>Shooto>Corrupt Russian MMA
>>66555134
I could play a video game I guess
>>66555145
UFC > RIZIN > Bellator > ONE FC > WSOF >>>>>>>>>> Everything else
>>66555116
It should be. That 2nd gaetche palamino fight was insane. Ive never seen both dudes get rocked so many times bak and forth
>>66555166
>>66555116
You only live once. Don't look back on this night twenty years from now wondering if you made the right choice.
>>66555107
>>66555116
there was some news on it moving.
prelim headliner, first main card fight, last main card fight
You are a bookie
What do you open Jon Jones vs OSP at?
-1000 jones / +750 OSP
seems like it for me
>>66555145
>>66555176
UFC>Bellator>Legacy>WSOF> boxing>rizin>shooto anything else
>Bas adlibbing Russian shit
>>66555176
RIZIN is a big league joke
>>66555223
>>66555176
>>66555145
UFC a trash org they just lucked their way to having all the most of the fighters
Anyone with a superman tattoo on their chest needs heemed
>>66555215
JBJ -600
OSP +470
>>66555215
Literally -675 and +450
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15120452/jon-jones-opens-7-1-betting-favorite-ovince-saint-preux-ufc-197
i would put a cheeky hundo on OSP desu
USADA AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS FIGHT
>>66555265
Seems a little low
GSP was 1100 and Matt Serra was +700
This seems even more lopsided in comparison. OSP doesn't even have the puncher's chance. We have seen Jones fight through battles with DC and Gustafsson.
>>66555215
Jones at 1.15 or some shit
OSP probably at 8-9.00
So, does WSOF not drug test?
Goddamn, the stream on WSOF.com just dropped in quality
>>66555307
with the odds its almost worth it. 3 fight parlay jones losing and the the other two being pettis winning and mightymouse winning
WORLDSTAR
>>66555295
everyone is about to drop money on bones
>>66555332
full natty brah
>>66555318
the new 185. Bas was like HES HUGE
>it's a stall against the cage until they both gas episode
>>66555360
When you are favored that high you cant make money on that bet. Better to bet on osp longshot
It's a fucking decagon
>People are seriously considering OSP at only +470
PLEASE do not gamble
>>66555332
>>66555318
apparently neither have been tested by usada yet
>>66555254
Best org is pretty much just a which org has the best fighters
If harris could kick I'd like to see what he can do with that strong lower body
>>66555381
No that's not how betting works. All you do is bet whether or not the odds reflect the actual chances
Do you think Jones wins the fight 6/10 times?
Of course he does. Put money on him and collect. There is no reason to throw away money on such a pitiful return with OSP
He would need to be at least +550 for me to put money on him. The line is definitely going to move to reflect this. Jones could come out of a car wreck and beat OSP
This is like Kimbo vs Dada all over again
what do you think bas feels like having to commentate these fights and fake excitement when all he really wants to do is jump in and heem both these roiders with palm strikes
Oh man these dudes are so gassed you would think they were Shell stations
>>66555418
I'm the closest to the actual odds of anyone in this thread my man
It looks like 2 alt costumes of the same character fighting
>>66555418
well Boner Jones hasnt fought in 15 months
HOLY SHIT THE FATMAN CHICKENED OUT AGAINST JON?
/heem/ you should announce things like this for the rest of /sp/ to know
>>66555465
kek
>>66555461
About as funny as a carcrash
>>66555332
Nick Diaz could KO both of those freaks
>>66555464
that's not what he said. He said it's stupid to put money on him at +470
Which it is. The line is going to move. Wait until you could get a better return. That's far too low considering OSP chances.
>>66555476
>implying casuals care
>implying any of them had heard of OSP before today
is this nigga wearin a fcking thong??
I'm from the future, UFC 197 goes as follows:
Jones wins by 2nd round TKO
Mighty Manlet wins by UD
Pettis wins by 3rd round TKO (trusting Barboza's glass chin lmao)
Whittaker wins by UD
Fili wins by 1st round TKO
sixtuples and OSP heems Jones
If numbers OSP beats Jones
>>66555448
The return on jones is terrible what are you talking about? You never bet on someone with that high of odds its makes nothing
>>66555562
I should've foreseen more people would've went for it. fucking shit
>>66555555
>>66555598
A better question is why you're talking to the tripfag?
Is it just me or is the WSF stream shitting itself?
>>66555598
Betting on the fight is retarded. Jones is guaranteed by all the laws of physics that govern the universe to win, and the return is shit, so why bother?
>wsof loses sound
>>66555634
Died on me after refreshing
>>66555634
My stream is shitty too, but my internet has been acting up today
>literally paying to be on tv
>>66555637
I remember this bants with conor too
>>66555634
Mine has no sound now and is jumpy as fuck. WSOF streams are usually shit.
>Less than 2500 viewers
>The stream can't even handle it
What a joke
>>66555634
>>66555647
>>66555650
Been complete shit for me, taking a bunch of time to buffer at certain points and the overall quality is pretty bad. Stream is still up for me but I have no sound now
>>66555668
>>66555634
Yea no sound anymore but vid is all i need
link to stream lads i want to share in the fun of no sound and lag
>>66555689
>>66555683
>>66555668
yep no sound now also williams is a fucking bitch
>>66555598
The return is better than the odds should be.
IF OSP were to win it would be undoubtedly the greatest upset in MMA history
However it's not even close to upset lines like Holly Holms/Ronda or BJ penn vs edgar
There is no reason not to put money on jon jones at -670
Yes the return is not 1:1 but you can't expect that on someone who is pretty much guaranteed to win by every single metric. Outside of Jones fighting with some mysterious injury we don't know about he is going to win.
Therefore take your returns. Putting any money on OSP is throwing it away. It's not even good parlay odds. He should be way higher as an underdog.
>>66555723
It's not as if OSP is a complete bum and Jones has never lost a round in his career, OSP has a way to win this and Jones isn't invincible
>>66555723
>There is no reason not to put money on jon jones at -670
This is why heem never will be good at gambling
khabib brother up next
>>66555764
>put money on jones with those odds
>Eye poke DQ
Ok this got me so mad I gotta type it out, how is this considered a fight.
He wasn't even looking for anything and he was just going for a clinch for the sake of having a clinch he wasn't looking to do anything or improve his position anytime, I know he's like 30 and got knocked out once already but if you don't want to fight you don't fucking fight anymore.
>>66555750
OSP is pretty close to being a bum in terms of UFC quality
He is the Uriah Hall of LHW without any meme moves
His apex is beating Shogun at a time where a stiff breeze could beat him. I can't think of anything he does well that even warrants a discussion with Jon Jones. They shouldn't even be sharing a ring.
Think of how much better Cormier is than OSP and how Jones handled him.
This is a complete farce.
>>66555787
That would be awesome
if Taylor had a blood test for Steroids he would test positive for all of them
pls gib wsof stream
>>66555863
you have acestream player putin?
>>66555863
findminecraft.com/WSOF-720-MMA
>>66555919
Please post it. Does the acestream have audio?
who else watching shooto?
best ring girls desu senpai
the line went up to -800 already
I knew that shit was too good to stay.
>>66555919
yes
>>66555938
acestream:// f7b5faa515b1ff88635857649a3ca1a96cd6a93d
hd vid and audio. for the future, the one thing reddit is actually good for is finding HQ streams for everything. /r/mmastreams is how i got this one
the wsof stream is backup with sound and khabibs brother is fighting
>>66555927
Thanks, paddy
>>66556005
Thanks chief
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353334/jose-aldo-conor-mcgregor-was-full-of-steroids-in-his-body-before-ufc
Is Aldo the biggest cuck alive?
>>66556005
TOP LAD
O
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A
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>>66556085
>>66556047
>>66556005
buffering ;(
>>66556065
Nice to see you irish guys posting again.
Truly happy about your return
>>66555493
i watch every ufc xxx fight, and some fight nights, i have literally never heard of osp, how the fuck does he get a title shot
>yfw Rothwell vs dos Anjos has 4(four) heavyweight fights on the main card
>>66556176
he's good enough to be ranked 6th. literally this would have been the phil davis shot if he stayed
damn, khabibs brother fights just like him
>>66556205
just means it will be a shit load of filler and commercials
>>66556176
>watching only PPVs
>missing out on dank fight nights
There's your problem m8
>>66556205
isn;t there a 5th HW fight on that card too? cannonier versus the SA white dude?
>>66556176
>being this casual-ty
/heem/ is dead
>>66556213
It's hilarious how weak a division becomes once it gets a dominating champion. LHW used to be stacked
Now we have bader and texeira and osp in the top ten
>>66556205
>dos anjos
>>66556205
Marcin Tybura reppin M-1 whats up
is the stream showing wsof 29 for some reason?
>>66556274
whoops
>>66556274
not gonna lie made that same mistake talking about dos anjos before and called him RDS
>>66556294
Your life is just all fucked up
>>66556213
i'd heard of phil davis though, this cunts outa no where
>>66556294
mine isnt but the prelims are over now
>>66556321
pls mma is my only joy in life i need to know if i've descended into a past memory or this is real life?
>>66556237
Yeah, 2nd fight on the fightpass prelims
>>66556324
He literally beat Cummins, shogun, and calavante>>66556324
seriously a 1 hour break before main card? WSOF pls
>>66556324
davis fought on a few ppv, and osp is younger
you don't remember osp landing the Von Flue choke and uppercutting shogun?
>>66556205
>Fox Sports 1
>Nearly all Heavyweights
Wew laddies prepare for 15 minutes of actual fighting over 6 hours for this one
>>66556324
6 out of 9 of his ufc fights are on fight nights thats likely why. You are missing out
This was a fucking waste I fucked my sleeping sched to see two good fighters
>>66556344
You've left reality behind my friend. Between WSOF 29 and 30 you died, and now you're stuck in a continuous timeloop where every Saturday night you are forced to watch WSOF 29 while posting the same heem memes.
I am so sorry.
>>66556324
Don't comeback pls
>>66556344
Im not watching wsof, cant tell you
>>66556360
and lost to bader so ooop
>>66556393
nooooooo eternal bushleague mma
How did Khabib's brother do? I missed the fight.
>>66556374
i will have to step up my bundaposting if thats the case
>>66556406
This is a WHOLE new OSP
>mfw Pettis leaves the UFC to fight Bendo for the Bellator LW belt
>>66556429
To be honest I'm confused as fuck too. I'm watching the Acestream and the canvas says WSOF 30 but as far as I can tell Copeland vs Hayes was on WSOF 29.
So I guess I died too.
how do you get into the fight game
i wouldn't mind being a promoter, agent, talent scout or match maker
i think it would be loads of fun
>>66556522
>tfw your stuck watching this fight between two shitty heavy weights for eternity
>>66556526
low level shit in russia needs help, take a low paying job doing one to get experience, been tempted myself, seems fun to organize and put on a show
>>66556520
Bendo's challenging for the 170 Bellator title breh
Didn't want none of Will Brooks
strem for wsof lads
>>66556520
is nothing left sacred in this world?
>>66556526
ask your billionaire friends to buy a dying org
>>66556573
I think the WSOF 30 prelims are over, and WSOF is unprepared to cover the time until the main card starts in 45 minutes, so they're just showing WSOF 29? I guess?
In 45 minutes we'll know if we've been banished to the shadow realms or not.
>>66556520
What do if i like the nonmakeup side better
>>66556598
dude where have you been
>>66556588
nope :6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9EF-r4LMUI
>>66555847
>Hitomi Tanaka
Her face is too good for that.
>>66556574
>he searches from dagestan to siberia looking for russian talent for his low level org
i like it
>>66556616
its a replay of the prelims buddy
>>66556646
getting sprayed by OC and learning to shoot a shotgun from 75 yards
>>66556647
This is probably the number 1 reason why i'm suspect every time i see a ""cute"" asian girl.
There are actually very few naturally cute asian girls.
>>66556636
Stop being a faggot Gertrude nobody likes you
>>66556683
Fucking scrub
>>66556714
You really want to fuck with me right now bitch?
I thought i set you straight yesterday
>>66556005
I cant get it to work?
glad i've got my alienware rig drinking my xience energy drink and eating some corn nuts
CORN TO THE CORE
>>66556763
corn nuts was actually good. I would never buy them but I wish I took more from the vendors at the UFC event
>>66556763
Now that's old school
>>66556647
What's life come to when I'm watching makeup videos at 4 in the morning
She doesn't even really end up looking like Swift all that much desu
>>66556790
>corn to the core is old school
>>66556399
>>66556761
>install Acestream
>click media
>click Open Ace Stream Content
>paste that bunch of letters and numbers in the box
>click play
>wait for it to buffer for a minute
>feel uneasy that your data is being mined and sold to Russian malware developers while enjoying glorious HD fites
>>66556805
Very nice
>Gaethje fighting at home
Ho boy this gunna be good
>>66556647
Do women know that makeup is the reason theyre always so broken out? Do you ever see guys over 20 with 10000 pimples?
>>66556746
You're on Steroids.
>>66556005
how the fuck do you play this? what do i add to the link
>>66556812
2011 was a long time ago lad
Go catch up with the fight nights, then come back and talk shit
>>66556843
They use the makeup to cover the pimples. It's a vicious cycle.
>>66556846
Im full natty
Im surprised youre not tired from getting eiffel towered by Everyone
>>66556817
I got it working I just fucked up
Is it an old card?
can someone give me a fucking link for fucks sake
>>66556843
I always seem to have one subcutaneous zit somewhere on my face. I have to use a hydrocolloid bandage for 24 hours, then I pop it. I dont get a scar because of how the bandage works, but still it's annoying no matter what i eat or how i wash and take care of my skin there's always one
>>66556636
If she didn't shave her eyebrow it would look better.
jon fucking fitch
>>66556896
Very funny Gertrude. Your childish """wit""" never ceases to amaze.
What kind of name is Gertrude anyway
>>66556810
It's all part of reaching enlightenment, senpai. Next step is ASMR and tantric spirals.
HEEM STOPPY
LEG FUCKED UP KEK
>>665555555
what he said
>>66556902
Yeah, the prelims ended before the main card so they're showing the last WSOF card. The main card starts in a half hour.
>>66556936
Its the name you get so people know the greatness youre meant for.
You dont share a last name with your parents cuz they didnt want people knowing the whore is their kid
guess who got fully carbed up today lads
>>66556983
oh so the mainc ard will be on soon?
his leg broken gg
didn't this fight already happen wtf this isnt live
>>66557000
card is done dude lel go to sleep you've earned it
>>66556988
>greatness
All I see is foul mouthed rudeness. Don't bring my parents into this. You DON'T know my past and hhave NO clue what I've been through
>>66557000
Yeah it starts in 27 minutes
You guys are literally watching a fight from a month ago.
That's Gaethje you bunch of casuals
>>66557051
lmao
>dumpster tier promos with joke stream quality have more and better finishes than big UFC cards
J U S T
U
S
T
>>66557033
>its another "dont judge me if you dont know me" episode
Literally the go to for every whore on the planet
i am sick and tired of watching these old cards for free and getting scammed of watching the real shit
are the prelims still on? just back from the unc vs syracuse game
Hi
>>66556843
i tell that to my son's mother but she never listens
>>66557103
is he your son biologically or are you a cuck?
am i the only one watching the roid hues?
why are all these commercials in non english
>>66557140
because fuck you nigger, post stream
>>66557130
I am, there has been better fights
>>66557076
I can't believe you. You are just the fakest person. It's unbelievable how fake you can really be. It is amazing, truly amazing.
You're a terrible human being. You are fucking scum of the earth. I wish we were in the workplace so I could spit in your face.
>>66557140
Do you think it's possible that we're watching a stream from a country that doesn't speak English? A country like Denmark?
>they're going to keep streaming this 1 fight over and over for the next 20 minutes
that nigger has some of the whitest soles off his feet I've ever seen.
>>66557171
The only time you might see me is when i take a stroll to Jenna's office before going home and enjoying the benefits of the new promotion leah's dad aka my father in law gave me.
>>66557193
trump cant build that wall fast enough
does anyone wanna heemspeak for wsof?
i'm about to 420blazeit and get weird
>>66557237
get it right the mexicans are building the wall and paying for it
If any of you have apple tv or wanna watch the event free on android or iphone google fite tv on google and then go to wsof free and download the app
Official stream
>>66556205
but we all know the real fight is my homeboy Big Nig taking out curtis, violently and with ease.
Big Nig 2016/17 you heard it here first
>>66557247
>420 blazeit
fuck u desu, i wish i had some rn...
>>66557234
I actually admire that you can be so fake and delusional. You're like a chameleon
>>66557254
desu the illegals will happily build the wall
>>66557271
thats capitalism for ya
>>66557270
>fake and delusional
Im real, and so is the reality around you. Im winning life and youre upset your constant bitching got you no where
>>66557314
Gertrude, piss off.
Post predictions
>Khabib will be LW champion after he beats Ferguson and gets the title shot
>Jones will decisively lose at least 1 round of his fight with OSP, but win a UD
>Ben Rothwell will heem Miocic with a counter after he rushes in, becoming HW champ
It's amazing how quickly Bellator 149 went downhill.
That first fight was a fucking neat fucking grappling match.
hey pussy are you still there?
>>66557314
>>66557335
keep it civil ladies
>>66557314
how do you know you are real and reality is real gertrude?
>>66557335
Rebekah you degenerate youre just an irrelevant receptionists.
>>66557355
are you talking about bellator or the roy jones jr meem card
>>66556993
thats the most american looking chinese damn find some real food burger
>>66557347
>Tony Ferguson would roll to a kneebar and destroy khabib carrer, khabib announces his retire afterward
>Jones will submit OSP in the 2nd round
>Ben Rothwell would get outmemed by JDS stopping his winning streak
>>66557368
Dont try to get trippy with me guy, i dont get high and all i know is im drowing in cash and pussy
>>66557369
Gertrude you're so shook you're making basic spelling errors.
>>66555073
If Jones somehow manages to lose this fight, will OSP be considered the real LHW champ?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353726/daniel-cormier-apologizes-for-having-to-withdraw-from-ufc-197
>>66557384
>tfw american chinese food is admittedly pretty close to authentic chinese food. Australia you have no room to talk with those snack pack heart attack mounds of garbage that are the rage there
>>66557355
it was the best card of 2016 and you know it
>>66557407
what is snack pack
>>66557388
don't you ever put my name in the name of autism, lad
why tf is this fight for an interim belt?
fuck this interim belt bs, the ufc is just fucking with us at this point
like the diaz brothers have been saying for years, the belts mean shit
>>66557393
>not getting high
>drowning in money
You arent even real gertrude
>>66557382
I still got to watch that Roy Jones shit.
>>66557408
Card? No. Show? Fuck yeah.
>>66557405
I dont make errors, if its from me, its correct
>>66557347
>rothwell main eventing a show
i just wanna see this, will be good motivation for us autistic retards that anyone can make it
>>66557408
one fc is the goat card
>>66557424
If im not real who are you talking to
Link?
>>66557423
UFC has achieved its goal of establishing itself and MMA as a legitimate "sport" in the eyes of the public.
Now they're transitioning into the same man-drama warasslin we loved and watched as kids, but with an extremely violent gladiator-esque twist of reality to it.
We memes now.
>>66557421
whatever those giant plates of fries covered in meat cheese and garlic sauce or other sauce. Its like my morning shits on a plate. I forget what they are exactly called
>>66557456
who said I was real or was talking?
>>66557492
Me. Gertrude, a real man
John Bitch fitch gets ko'd plz
>>66557508
Gertrude you arent a man or real
>>66557431
>>66557456
Gertrude you're getting emotional again
Al Jourgensen > Trent Reznar
by the way, what do you think of pic related
>>66557530
Many grils would disagree with me not being a man
My bank accounts prove im real
>fighting out of Germany
>of Moroccan descent
HAHAHAHAHA
>Vinny Maghalaes still fighting
for what purpose?
>>66557555
based desu, fuck trump and hillary
>>66557555
pants on head retarded fiscal policy, cuck social policy
he seems like a nice guy though
>>66557557
>many girls
>real
pick one Gertrude
can I have a stream you top-tier qts?
>>66557477
we dont have these or if we do no degenerates in my area eat like this.
getheemed
>>66557596
>implying you understand any fiscal policy or social policy
schaub get
>>66557612
r/mmastreams
>>66557630
Heem yourself, my man.
>>66557622
>tfw you got heemed by your own food culture
>tfw your only good fighter can barely make the heavyweight max
>>66557624
>implying implying
>>66557612
http://antenasport com/stream19.html
look yourself next time though
This fight is rather spicy.
Robin Black is a cuck
>>66557543
>>66557611
Fuck you, all of you
You need people like me, you need people like me to point your fucking fingers and say "thats the bad guy"
I do this for 18 fucking years, i am forever and always Gertrude
>>66557638
>jelly of my get
lose weight lad
>tfw Fight Pass™ Prelims for Rothwell vs dos Santos start at 7:30 am
Wew
>>66557658
> jog on m8
>>66557658
Movie quotes, really?
You are pathetic
>>66557655
>meme series of meme
>spicy or good
good one
>>66557658
>18 years
>many girls
>literally meant little girls
>gertrude
You arent real Gertrude there is nothing to point at
/heem/ I'll try to keep this short cause y'all don't like blogposts. I've been dealing with addiction and depression for over a decade but I always had my family and for several years I had a great girl by me. In this past year my family moved far away and the girl left. It exacerbated my addiction and depression problems and this year has been really tough for me.
But tbqh, despite how pathetic it might sound, watching cards and shitposting with you guys has genuinely helped me cope at the times I felt most alone and lost.
Thanks anons. I love y'all.
>>66557624
>implying you even know what the word fiscal means
how do i achieve bitchmade fuccboi status like bas rutten lads?
Bas Rutten is probably the worst commentator of all time, and at the same time one of the best
>>66557406
Jones is the lineal champion, so yes.
>>66557688
>that name
>calling anyone pathetic when you want to be someone else desperately.
Heem yourself
>>66557700
What if i told you im real
>>66557708
good lad
>>66557725
He's no Mike Tyson.
>>66557708
I love you too anon. I wish they would let me next door so I could hug your fucking body
BASED MORROCAN BROTHER, GET HIM 7ABIBI
>>66557733
We dont live in a world of what ifs gertrude
>>66557708
man the fuck up you pussy
quit wallowing in self pity
>>66557708
Same for me. /heem/ is comfy as fuck
>>66557759
this is quite the spicy banger
>>66557762
We live in a world were im real
Davis boxing is really, really low level.
>>66557766
>wallowing
Reading this made me think this is probably the biggest word in your vocab
>>66557781
Gertrude you faggot.
>>66557778
this desu, hope my bro pulls it through, fuck davis
>>66557793
>an addict thinks he smarter than me
no wonder everyone left your dumbass
>>66557708
nothin like watching fights with /heem/ and gettin (you)s from the other lads
>>66557795
Shutup Francine
>>66557781
>were
I guess that ends it, Gertrude isnt real
you guys know what abu is short for? can't be his real name right? literally means dad
>>66557802
>Thinking im the same person as the other poster
kek get btfo defensive fag
>>66557817
abu is Anyone But United lad
>>66557810
I had a name, an identity
I finally found myself and you took it away
>tfw sage hasn't posted autism in a day
how am I supposed to get (You)'s now?
Is Chris Weidman the best jewish fighter?
>>66557836
Im sorry gertrude if it helps, time isnt real either
>>66557844
paul heyman lad
>>66557800
im too casual to be overly familiar with the fighters but im enjoying the card
how exciting are the belt fights coming up?
>>66557766
I'm not wallowing at all. I'm showing gratitude to the folks of /heem/ for helping me through a difficult situation.
>>66557844
He's an ex jew though
>>66557825
haha
epic
>>66557844
I hope you're not trying to have a laugh at the expense of MY BOY.
I really hope so.
>>66557866
ignore that goof lad
it's just a 14 year old trying to be edgy
>>66557862
no idea desu, this is my first wsof. they sure don't USADA do they kek
>>66557866
you totally are dude pulling the whole poor me act
>>66557866
>>66557882
/heemcomfy/ :3
My exgirlfriend has a new BF. He's a manlet. Should i heem him?
>>66557882
>>66557890
go to r/mma for that hugbox shit
you come to /heem/ for that real shit, not my fault this dude cant handle his life without some drugs as a crutch
even the diaz bros handle their shit and stay high 24/7
>>66557675
just torrent the entire card in the afternoon. I don't wake up before noon on the weekend fuck that noise
>>66557891
Pay for all my expenses like foid and travel and ill do it for you
>>66557882
Well to be fair to him sometimes people need to hear that type of shit. It just doesn't really make any sense as a response to my post, but yknow... He was probably trying to be helpful
>>66557891
How good lucking is she
those nazi fries looked good tbqhwy lads
>>66557867
not possible
>>66557708
sure thing lad
now get you something good with those (You)'s
>>66557898
>trying this hard to be edgy
im cringing
>>66557911
that's my screenshot lad
>>66557935
mr anon sir, i like your post, have a (You)
>>66557922
>burger getting aroused by a mcdonalds commercial
pottery
>>66557891
Heem yourself lad.
He is fucking the girl you love and you still think about her.
The definition of cuck
>>66557948
there's nothing edgy about defending the quality of your mma thread
this addict needs to take control of his life instead of being an emo pussy, coming to /heem/ for e-pity
>>66557912
Me and her
>>66557898
I'll slap you lad, sit down
>>66557961
FUCK, i need to regularly check his twitter so I can (You)-farm, I was too focused on his facebook, rookie mistake...
>>66557979
you'll do nothing carl
>>66557889
>>66557898
This is the depressed "poor me" addict here. You're reading between lines that aren't there. I didn't and don't blame anyone else for my problems. They're mine. And I've managed to keep my job and pay my bills n shit so I'm "handling" life just fine.
But that doesn't mean they aren't problems. That doesn't mean it isn't difficult. Acknowledging difficulty doesn't make you weak and if you think it does you've probably never experienced any. You should probably seek some help because such a vitriolic reaction to a simple thank you is incredibly unhealthy.
I've said my peace so I'm done arguing about it, but seriously man, get some help. You seem to be overcompensating for something and sound very fragile and weak. I hope things get better for you.
>>66557975
my shadow on the right
>>66557961
haha i really really like this picture
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDRKaxxKGp1/?taken-by=supersagenorthcutt
did they fuck?
>>66557991
Do you have sauce on that pic?
I didn't catch the meme in time
>>66557973
have you even been on r/mma
connor posters and extreme casuals make up 90% of the userbase, it's good for quick news and streams though
>>66557999
i'm a former addict myself man, it bothers me because i've been where you're at and wallowing in your self pity isnt gonna solve your problems at all
it bothers me because you sit here and whine publicly for e-points and attention, just man up and deal with your shit
roid hues memeing
>>66557999
>You seem to be overcompensating for something and sound very fragile and weak. I hope things get better for you.
btfo, nice trips lad
Wait I missed the result what the fuck, did abu or davis win
>>66558013
no i havent, but thanks for the update
maybe you could stay there
WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO LEAN ON
OOOOAE OOOO OAE OOO
streams lads
http://cdn.livetvcdn.net/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=403291&lang=en&eid=403107&lid=403291&ci=840&si=75
http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/mma-world-series-of-fighting-30-las-vegas-live-streaming
>>66558032
stfu you edgelord cunt, your shitposts are trash
>>66558026
Abu won
>>66558026
abu did adelaide byrd is judging tonight
>>66558026
i don't think they even showed it, now their feed is all dark, the fuck is this amateur shit lad
>>66558016
That's understandable but it was a genuine thank you. I've been in these threads for over a year and I'm a little sentimental because I'm watching WSOF alone but I don't feel alone, and that's because /heem/ is here.
Not trying to derail the thread but I guess I did a little, so fair point.
>>66557908
That's a pic of Conor McGregor btw.
>>66558048
>>66558050
wew lads
>>66558063
b-b-but he's major against that, he said so on his press conference
>>66557973
>quality of a thread
being this cancerous
>trying this hard to be edgy
>thanks heem for being there is now considered seeking pity
You have alot to learn bud
KIM WINSLOW <3
THAT "FIGHT" IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
>it's the tard pointing mouthpiece checker
kek
Long time since I last saw the best ref in the biz.
The dude with these cuck star tatoos needs heemed extra hard. Star tattoos are worse than superman man tats
>>66558114
literally bimbo slut tier
wow vinny didn't get BTFO in round one, kind of surprised tbqh
>>66555073
wow wsof has kids playpen level canvas, look how that garbage bunches
>>66558114
>Left pec: cliche'd skull with helmet?
>Right pec: Last name in shitty writing
This guy sucks
>>66558131
Shouldn't you be raping Nickelodeon stars?
But yeah I wanna see Vinny get a sweet sub. Gogo plz
>>66558131
name
how has wsof been?
>>66558126
>>66558143
His taste in body art is triggering me
>>66558154
prelim stream was laggy as fuck, but the fights were good
this first main card fight is ok
Did this star tattoo cuck just try to throw a backfist without even spinning? what a shithead
Vinnie kinda sucks
>>66558154
Didn't watch the prelims
(Did Nurmagomedov's brother win?)
But the first fight on the main card was a good scrap and Vinny vs Huen is ok so far. Nothing special.
>>66558154
Prelim stream was a shit show, quality was asspoor and still managed to lag constantly. The fights themselves have been hit or miss, with some pretty decent fights overall. Main card is shaping up to be pretty good
>>66558162
>>66558126
>>66558143
he is no allesio sakara
>>66558193
One of those guys who is SO FUN to watch when he's fighting lesser competition tho.
His jitz is nasty against scrubs
How many Demetrious Johnsons could Mark Hunt heem with one punch based on raw striking power?
>>66558193
she looks like an autist, would rather big john destroy my pucc instead
>>66558209
probably 3
>>66558209
2.5
>>66558194
Nurmagomedov won by KO
>tfw giving everyone (You)'s but getting none
>>66558228
*TKO
>>66558023
Thanks anon.
Let's enjoy some fights. :3
Of course Vinny finds a way to fuck it all up after looking like a new man.
>>66558232
I hate this culture of openly admitting to fishing for replies that's popped up recently
17 year old fighting on Shooto now
>>66558232
Here's your (you) bud.
What are your picks for the title fights?
I got Branch and Fitch.
Branch is legit underrated. Fitch I'm giving the benefit of the doubt but he has been on the decline lately so I'm not as confident in that pick
is khabibs lil bro good? was he big?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66558255
It's not any worse than purposely making controversial statements just cause you know people will reply to your idiotic claims. And that's been like 90% of 4chan for a LONG time.
nice feet on the white guy desu
>>66558286
True, but it isn't helping things
Anyone gonna order the BAS?
God I hope not. Feel bad for all the retarded casuals that think that's training.
>>66558263
And he lost
those body shots are gonna leave a mark, i have heun taking that
>>66558306
Did he look good
Did he get heemed or subbed
How old was the guy he was fighting
>>66558301
>t-t-take my anonymous indian chicken biryani recipe board seriously REEEEEEEEEEE
fuck off yank
>>66558301
Yeah but if you admit you want replies that can possibly lead to an ACTUAL discussion, whereas the other one can only lead to more shitposting
That fight should have been stopped.
>>66558303
Already have 3
>>66558317
He was fighting a legit black belt, got dominated, but he showed heart and looseness
>>66558319
>yank
miguel pls
wew robbed desu, 30-27 white cuck
>>66558333
A beanur would have said gringo not yank
>>66558322
Australia has George Percival don't ever talk about when a fight should end.
>>66558320
I don't mean fishing for replies in the sense of "I want to discuss X", I mean in the sense of ">tfw no (you)s"
>>66558317
He was fighting a 34 year old guy with a black belt, got arm bared in round 1.
Looks half decent though if he gets to the UFC he will be 185 probably
>>66558322
Not really
when will erick silva be debuting for wsof?
Joe, their smiles are virtually identical
weidman will be in lellator by late 17 early 18, screenshot this
Is AKA the worst gym in terms of injuries?
>Cain
>Khabib
>Cormier
>>66558377
one more fight in UFC, Thatch vs Silva, book it
>>66556917
Try fresh towels on your pillow.
black jesus is fighting in shooto right now
>>66558351
Yeah I got that but attempted to start a discussion about the fights with him. I view it as sort of "hey wanna talk". Yeah you're not offering much of value in your post but someone can take that and turn it into a discussion if they so choose.
But to be fair he never replied once i actually asked him about the fights so... It's a wash
Technically it sparked this discussion tho
Is Zeferino any good?
>>66558385
ugly blacked hag
>>66558387
dc got a throat injury, he pushed that dick too far down desu
>Osiris Maia
Nice name you got in there pham
>>66558400
hes legit
>Zeferino's hairline
>>66558387
In high profile fights, absofuckinglutely.
I think their average is brought up by Cain tho.
This is the first time DC pulled.
Rockhold is always injured but always fights anyway cause he's based.
And pretty sure Khabib was injured in Dagestan.
But still. So many high profile fights they're connected to get cancelled. And the type of shit they have Cain doing looks REALLY unsafe.
>>66558388
I quite like this fight. Guaranteed standup, Thatch gets a much needed win and gets to keep his job, hopefully giving him some more time to shore up his holes... And Silva gets heem'd and cut like he deserves.
HE'S HURT MIKE
>>66558445
post hairline with timestamp now
>>66558445
>>66558454
hairline and timestamp
night night /heem/
My sisters rehearsal dinner for her wedding is on the night of UFC 200. Fuck wedding traditions and normal Bullshit FUCK. Im so fucking angry right now I'm missing 200 because of a FUCKING REHEARSAL
>>66558475
Sounds like Someone is insecure about their own hairline.
How about I just say "my hairline is terrible". Happy?
Doesn't make his any better
need this to end in a heem
it looks like Fitch is going to get heemed
fitch needs to move more laterally. He canst stick in front of him like that. Hes getting tagged
>>66558482
sleep tight pajeet
>>66558494
Surely you can get out of that? Do you have an important role in the wedding?
>>66558494
>rehearsal dinner for her wedding
>murricans have to rehearse how to eat food
>>66558494
Don't go, fake and injury, fake a cold, fake dengue fever, watch it on the phone in the bathroom, don't go with your phone and don't enter to any site that could spoiler and then watch it the day after
how would a wsof vs ufc welterweight bout for both belts go between robbie and zef
>>66558494
Watch it on your phone, poker face, win
>>66558514
One of the groomsmen. I'm fucked lad.
>>66558385
Clever intrusive quote.
>>66558494
pullout, outsource it to bangbro, will probably do it for cheap
>>66558494
Say you broke your foot and your socks don't fit. It worked for RDA
>>66558523
robbie via necessary sanctioned sacrifice.
anyone notice hendrick stutters now and he didn't in 2013
>>66558515
Its a wedding rehersal and a dinner following it you fucking goof
Jeez i didnt think marriage was this foreign of a concept in zippyland
I don't see OSP making it past the second round.
>>66558535
Bite the bullet. Order it on your phone and participate as little as possible. They have to forgive you. Family.
>>66558494
The main card wouldnt be till late anyway tho
>>66558494
broken ribs like aldo but like aldo don't supply any xrays
>it hurts to breathe sis i'ma stayin at home
>"""people""" tought that Fitch was going to be the guy to dethrone GSP
ayy
>>66558565
or the first
>>66558494
better than going to a funeral which is what I'm doing tomorrow. drinking and watching heem so i'm too tired and hungover to know how to cry
>>66558578
and that guy was me
Why are all the current fighters so shit compared to Tito ortiz
>>66558565
I don't either but honestly aside from Rumble it's the best matchup imo.
Jon seemed to struggle with Gus' length and OSP is a long motherfucker but WAY more athletic than Gus.
Also there's a lot of questions with Jon coming back. I know everyone assumes he'll be better than ever cause he's sober and got bigger but there's no telling how he'll look when he's actually in the cage.
I'm reaching to make it interesting but it is MMA. Weirder shit has happened
>>66558613
Could you imagine that being real?
who ironically going for fitch
#EMBRACETHEGRIND
>>66558578
>argie """""people"""""
>>66558578
I did too.
I don't know if I legitimately thought that or if I was just stoked to finally see him get a shot after not being well-known for so long.
Holy shit GSP put an ASS WHOOPING on him tho.
>>66558565
Agreed. He will KO Jones before the end of the second.
>The decision not to suck Jon's dick on April 23rd was one of the hardest decisions I've had to make. I've been scheduled to suck 18 dicks and I have made that walk every time. I want to apologize to Jon Jones, Lorenzo Fertitta, Dana White and all of the UFC fans for not being Jon's pussy. This truly saddens me, but with everything else in life, it goes on. The herpes should not stay very long, and I can't wait to compete for Jon's dick again.
>>66558636
>Jon Fitch actually has 1 fan
Don't you feel lonely?
This guy sucks, he clinched with him when he was doing well in the standup against Jon
>cain
Fitch putting his hands on his hips otw back to the chair makes me think he is gassing. He's winning so far tho
>>66558655
I started rooting for him after he got cut tbqh. I fucking hated watching his fights in the UFC but it looks like he's evolved a bit at least
Fitch won't pass the drug test.
>>66558729
>WSOF
>testing
Okay bud,
>>66558748
>bud
bad meme tbf
>>66558729
wsof will go the way of bellator fighting exclusively fighting on indian reservations
>>66558748
Already failed once if you didn't realize.
>Bas calling out Mayweather
>ynr conrad wanted to box mayweather
>>66558720
I typed out a long reply to this and it got 404d for some reason.
Short version
>hate Burkman
>Fitch beats the shit out of him and I'm there live to watch
>meet Fitch after and he's very nice to me
Always be a fan myself
Can't lie about how shit his fights have been lately thi
>>66558786
>ynr
what
>the canuck still didn't PHWTS
i guess i win then eh bud?
>>66558786
>thinking boxers and MMA fighters talking about each other is anything but an easy way to keep their name in headlines
>>66558800
Your nose when
>>66558800
Your something reaction?
>>66558832
your negative reaction
your nigger reaction
your natty reaction
>>66558832
>ynr
>Your Somewhat Reaction
DUUUUUUUUUUUR HUUUUR DUUUUUUUR
its you now remember you dribbling mongs
>>66558822
>>66558832
>>66558844
>>66558852
You now realize
>>66558852
just type in you now remember you lazy troglodyte
Another Fitch decision.
Yeah I don't think he's the right fighter for me.
>>66558872
>you lazy troglodyte
this is America, no one knows what that means get it right muddar fucker
>>66558613
never 4get
>fitch doing his best fitch impression
>>66558888
>doesn't enjoy grappling
>muh meme knockout spicy bangers
gtfo casual cunt
>>66558795
if he had an ounce of personality in the cage or in interviews he could have made so much more money during his career.
GSP was boring as fuck but he had the French-Canadian accent that made women wet and watch his fights.
Jon Fitch destroys my hype.
pretty boring fight desu...fitch new champ i guess not that i care
is anyone on heemspeak
>>66558908
GSP is way more exciting to watch than Fitch, it's no even close.
>>66558908
gsp makes me wet desu, p4p top time qtest fighters. right up there with rockhold and amirkhani
>50-45
BTFO KEK
BASED FITCH
>>66558494
Is your sister hot?
>>66558908
GSP is def more appealing than Fitch but let's not pretend the reason he was a needle mover was because he's the only athlete from Canada that doesn't ice skate
Had an entire country behind him. Living vicariously through him, actually
>>66558889
used it to imply "brutishness", which was intended as a different way of saying of saying retord nigger fagget
Dubs for Jones losing
>>66558563
abos just heem a girl with a rock then drag them off to a cave lad, don't worry about him
SOMEBODY MAKE SUM NOOIIIIZE
>>66558750
>>66558454
>>66558475
>>66558907
Okay that's it heem. You've been very mean to me all night and I'm not liking it. I want an apology from everyone who was mean to me.
>>66558962
gsp at least had dynamic slams, striking and sub attempts,
usually couldn't stop a fight, but he did bloody up his opponents a little
>somebody make some noiiiiiiise
>used it to imply "brutishness", which was intended as a different way of saying of saying retord nigger fagget
you dropped this senpai
>>66558987
didn't mean it in a condescending way famalam, just explaining my usage of a word that may have not made sense to some in the way i used it
>>66558975
literally all me
thanks for the (You)'s
>>66558981
GSP is my pick for GOAT and I quite liked his fights. Not arguing that.
Just saying, much like Conor, his popularity is wildly inflated by being the only successful fighter from his country.
>>66559021
>big words are autistic
shiggy diggy
>>66559017
cote and newton
only accessible casual sold fighter
>>66558962
GSP is white, was a champion, and had a foriegn accent. the only women who don't drop their panties when they hear that are tumblr dykes
>>66559043
He was good looking, that's the most important thing
>>66559043
Would you agree that Conor has way more sex appeal to women than GSP?
>>66559040
Newton? Really?
Cmon y'all have Goulet and Menji and you mention Newton?
And anyway Cote is solid but until recently he couldn't put together a solid string of wins. Not the type that build hype anyway.
But yes I realize other fighters exist in Canada. We basically agree. Semantics
>>66559054
literally brit-tier post, good job cunt
>>66559093
yes, conor is literally a 10/10
>>66559054
How old are you?
Anyway. Best thing you can do is let go of it, wear it on your sleeve, and talk to bitches. Takes the pressure off you and you'd be suprised by the amount of girls (drunk idiots, but still, they have vaginas) that would sleep with you just because you're a virgin
The nig's shorts has "delicious" written on his ass what kind of gay shit is that
>>66559120
it is a nice bunda tbf
based big john
Very good point reduction by McCarthy
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>66559169
Right here laddy>>66559169
>>66556176
I want the shepherds to leave.
>>66557555
Literal omega commie cuck.
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