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>>66559155
Based McCarthy showing these refs how its done
neetrex lads
Big John the fuckin goat of this shit learn how to referee Herby
>>66559155
i love her and i can never have her
>>66559190
*mazzagatti
>>66559155
I miss Rachelle Leah.
She was absolutely top-tier ring girl.
WEC Britney was good too, it's a shame she destroyed herself.
Always had a thing for Natasha Wicks too. She's not perfect but a nice girl-next-door type with a fantastic ass. Takes care of herself too so you know it's good for the long term.
>>66559199
don't hate he is just a betting man, you would do the same if you had 6 months of wage available anon
>This portapotty comes into your home and uses your laptop without your consent
What do heem?
>>66559212
>I'm with my dog on my pc haha
roastie cunt
>>66559211
Mazzagatti = so bad
>>66559212
fuckin ROASTIE
>>66559206
I should post some Rachelle for newbies who do not know her greatness.
Fucking perfection.
![Daniel-Cormier-UFC-192-Post_4582-440x250[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3dlFNBD.jpg "Daniel-Cormier-UFC-192-Post 4582-440x250[1]")
>The decision not to suck Jon's dick on April 23rd was one of the hardest decisions I've had to make. I've been scheduled to suck 18 dicks and I have made that walk every time. I want to apologize to Jon Jones, Lorenzo Fertitta, Dana White and all of the UFC fans for not being Jon's pussy. This truly saddens me, but with everything else in life, it goes on. The herpes should not stay very long, and I can't wait to compete for Jon's dick again.
>>66559212
shoot her right here
lads i might just go for a wank, this fight is poopy. which heem approved qt should i wank to?
>>66559235
more of a Logan Stanton guy sorry
>>66559212
im disappointed that it wasn't rin nakai instead
>>66559235
do you have any of the asian ufc ring grills
>>66559212
Start screaming at her like a neanderthal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM
>>66559236
funnny bro nice original memes
>>66559235
Best part of UFC All Access
>>66559212
>that keyboard hand layout
wew
>>66559212
exercise my rights as an american citizen and shoot it
>>66559235
What about AND THE LOVELY CHANDELLA
>>66559212
wait till she leaves then sniff the chair
>>66559245
Don't be sorry. That's some good taste. She was in and out so quickly I forgot about her.
I'd have her 2 behind Leah in an attempt at objectivity, and 3 behind Wicks in my personal taste.
Pic related: That sweet, sweet, Wicks ass
Kingbury is a lucky fuck
>implying Jhenny isn't the GOAT ring girl
Smh. Step it up lads.
>>66559279
she kind of looks like the green chick from Guardians of the Galaxy
>this is what aussie posters' mum's look like
no wonder you guys are stupid lad
>The decision to suck Nates dick again on July 3rd was one of the hardest decisions I've had to make. I've been scheduled to suck 22 dicks and I have made that walk every time. I want to apologize to Jose Aldo, Frankie Edgar, Dana White and all of the UFC fans for not being a true champion. This truly saddens me, but with everything else in life, it goes on. The potato famine should not stay very long, and I can't wait to compete at memeweight for the rest of my career
>>66559295
She looks like Caol Uno with a wig
>we will never see pre-surgery Brittney and Arianny along with the lovely Chandella ever again
>>66559298
takedowns, lay on top for him for 3 rounds and win a UD
>>66559298
single leg sweep, ground and pound
>>66559311
nice tranny on the left, i need to see her dick
>>66559270
Average black chick. Not for me. I'm not racist on purpose but it's incredibly rare I find black chicks attractive, and they're usually mixed. Like Zoe Saldana.
Sucks tho cause they can have some nice butts.
That's ok. More for you right?
>>66559275
I've actually done this once. Does that make me a defenerate, bros?
>>66559309
You look like Caol Uno with a wig
>>66559324
no everyone has done it
>>66559324
no i do that to my mum all the time lad
>>66559329
no u
Posting Logan cause she's gorgeous and this fight is pretty meh.
>>66559311
But we live in glorious times lad
>pic related
>>66559341
get rid of the plastic monsters, get a bitch with big natural tits, also a redhead
I got some fuck nothing money coming in soon. Thinking about getting UFC 2 alongside some other stuff.
Reviews that haven't been bought by EA keep complaining about the ground game. Are they doing it because they're shit at it or because it's legitimately shit?
>>66559336
>>66559341
vanessa best girl
>>66559324
Depends. Part of me wants to say it's healthy curiousity but another part wants to say it's because you don't have a healthy sex life.
Quit jerking off. Quit watching porn. Quit doing creepy shit like sniffing girls. Those are outlets that take away from your natural drive to get girls.
Quit doing that shit. Start talking to them. Get laid. You'll be happier and your desire to do that shit will fade.
dada kimbo tier
>>66559357
I don't know much about video games but it seemed pretty unreasonsive and shit. I preferred the older ones, undisputed I think.
The black jon fitch
>>66559341
more plastic between those 4 than Legoland
you guys want to watch wrestlemania together tomorrow
you know... for shits and giggles haha
>>66559389
>fat midget chink
""""good"""" """"""""""taste""""""""""
>>66559365
>healthy sex life
>2016
Kek. The deck is stacked against the majority of men in this day and age. Either you're a Chad Thundercock or you're a slave clawing your way on to the slightest piece of pussy.
http://larrybrownsports.com/mma/ronda-rousey-ex-boyfriend-brendan-schaub-travis-browne/299137
>49-44
how?
What about Ms. Red Dela Cruz?
It's such a shame lads. Sarah could have easily been the GOAT ring girl had it not been for her brit bong face. Still top tier bunda tho
>>66559429
2 point deduction for illegal knee
>>66559433
100% she has a penis
Also polite reminder that your favourite ring girl must be selected from the UFC endorsed set, seen at:
ufc.com/octagonGirl
>>66559447
would gladly suck with an ass like that
brehs,
when's the last time all ufc fights went to decision?
fucking boring as fuck tobehonest
>>66559458
>Tom and jerry
My negress.
>>66559412
That's a myth perpetuated by guys on the internet who don't leave their house and talk to girls. I'm objectively unattractive physically but manage to get laid and have relationships by making up for it with confidence, personality, and more importantly... LEAVING THE HOUSE AND TALKING TO LOTS OF GIRLS.
I'm serious anon. Go talk to girls. Put no pressure on yourself and don't feel bad if it doesn't go well. Just keep doing it. You'll get better, you'll get lucky, it'll happen.
Source: have a cleft lip and terrible teeth, get laid semi-regularly, always have at least a handful of girls interested in me to a degree. Not rich either.
>>66559489
This. I'll even let her like the ones without Chuck Jones
>>66559530
>have a cleft lip and terrible teeth
Did we find you in a favela and sponsor you for surgery?
>>66559155
Hall is going to hadoken Sliva's face into the mat
The spider is done
>>66559458
>weight: 0 lbs
>>66559255
science is cool
>>66559552
Nah. Born in America. Got surgery immediately but it's pretty bad. Lip curves up slightly but really it's my nose that looks awful. One nostril is like 50% bigger than the other. From some angles I look pretty normal and from others I look like a fucking monster.
Having a beard helps but there's no covering it up.
>>66559530
> promoting cold approach in 2016.
> expects to be believed at face value on the internet.
Incel.
>>66559530
Tyler, you post on /heem/?
>>66559595
Not cold approach. Social life.
Very rarely have I been alone and walked up to a complete stranger of a girl.
I just mean get out there and have a social life.
>>66559615
Lol. I listened to David DeAngelo actually. Was 19 year old virgin and listened to that shit a bunch. Understanding the mechanics helped a bit but the real switch was when I turned 20 I said "I completely fucking give up, I'm gonna die alone. I'm too ugly. It is what it is. But knowing that, I'm gonna go enjoy my life"
As soon as all that pressure was off I started meeting people of both sexes and lost my virginity pretty quickly. Since then it's been pretty smooth sailing. Taking the pressure off and actually being confident in myself (because I didn't care anymore) was the big change
Sorry I'm not trying to turn this into a seminar. Just want people to know that I've fucking been there and I swear to god if I can get the girls I've gotten then there's no reason anyone else can't
I'll shut up now tho
>>66559654
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT SILVA VS HALL
What's the name of the Svandinavian chick? Probs the only naturally attractive ring girl. I'm literally gonna heem myself if she went full tard mode like Arianny and became a silicon monster.
>>66559665
Literally whos
>>66559665
Because they're going to stare at each other for 15 minutes and then hug at the end
>>66559672
That's the Lovely Chandella
>>66559311
>pre surgery
Those tits disagree
>>66559672
GTFO faggot. This is a /heem/ thread. You want tits, go make your own thread on /sp/. This thread is exclusively about knockouts and waving man junk in another man's face
>>66559665
both have failed to be spicy in awhile.
on paper it could defy even god, but it also could be a dancing competition
>>66559530
I've got a cleft soul
._.
Do /heem/ approved movies exist?
Warrior was ok, never back down is shit but fun in a cheesy way, red belt was just terrible.
Anything else worth watching?
>>66559698
Bloodsport.
>>66559698
Here Comes The Boom
>>66559654
Glad to see the fight has been booked. What's that little Croatian bitch? I'm sick of waiting.
>>66559155
Why the fuck is it jones vs some garbage gatekeeper instead of jones vs johnson
>>66559698
if you haven't seen it already then JUST stop
>>66559698
Anything with Tony Jaa, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, Jet Li, or Jean Claude Van Damme.
>>66559712
Rumble says he had dental surgery and can't fight.
3 days ago he said he would step in against DC if Jones went to jail tho.
Bullshit.
But that's why.
>>66559698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42t0ij0wj-U
>>66559698
Never back down was garbage.
Southpaw is boxing so who cares.
Jackie Chan/Bruce lee is faggotry because they never really fought and their styles wouldn't work IRL
So no, not really.
>>66559295
Rin's face is unfortunate
>>66559713
Oh of course I've seen Choke and Smashing Machine. Wasn't even thinking about documentaries when I made the post. Those are obvious.
>>66559731
Bruce Lee fought plenty. That's why he had to leave Hong Kong wasn't it?
>>66559726
Wrong link. Oops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkggLZf6w_0
>>66559735
virgin faggot
>>66559736
then watch Fightville
>>66559731
I really liked Southpaw but I went in without having seen the trailer...the girl I was with had seen the trailer and said a MAJOR plot point was spoiled. Probably wouldn't have dug it as much if I'd seen the trailer.
So anyone who hasn't seen either... Avoid the trailer, watch the movie
>>66559751
That's the one with Porier and his fuckup of a training partner right? If so, check.
>>66559731
Bruce was a legit martial artist.
But either way who cares if it wouldn't work in real life. That's one of the main Purposes of movies existing. They're fictional. Fantasy. Fun.
>>66559779
Fuck off. I only watch Dogma 95 films with natural lighting and zero cinematic affectation.
>>66559764
The Striking Truth?
>>66559724
2015/2016 year of the fags
Aldo, Cain, Werdum, Dos Anus, and now Cormeyfag
In all honestly, if you get injured, that's on you. Train with better people, know your limits.
I have no sympathy for injuries. If you're stupid enough to hurt yourself, that's on you.
Should strip DC of his fake fried chicken title for this stupidity
>>66559441
that face is truly unfortunate
>>66559764
this is great too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRzPMDDdBs
Cro Cop talking about his life and fucking around with his friends during the leadup to the Sakuraba fight
>>66559804
considering you're a fat ugly virgin weeb, i'd be surprised if you could a 5 to stuck your dick
>>66559747
are you retarded or just have the autsims?
>>66559791
Yeah but it was shit. It's a shame because I think you could make a really interesting film with GSP as the focus but it was just really poorly made. The Primetimes with GSP in them were LEAGUES better. (I reccomend those if you haven't seen them)
Anyway now I feel bad. Maybe I've just seen everything.
PS I read GSP's book too
>>66559812
>if you could a 5 to stuck your dick
lolwut?
>>66559812
top kek
youre projecting hard bro.
>tfw gf
>tfw gf at least a universal 7 if not 8
>>66559822
She's way cuter. Humor is a legit attraction factor.
>>66559829
pics or it didn't happen
so, dc vs jbj in ufc 200?
>>66559829
Congrats. I had one of those. She was crazy tho.
Enjoy the sex. Never let her stop putting out, even for a day. Slippery slope.
>>66559735
her face is meh, but she's a muscle-girl short-stack who does cosplay which is so rare that even CP is easier to find
>>66559844
this OSP card is a joke
>>66559822
my laughfu
>>66559857
yeah, my life is too, look at that flag, but seriously. All the bull shit fights in the 200 is much worse than if that happens.
>>66559155
Botax
>>66559821
Only GSP primetime I like is the BJ one (because of BJ) and his segment in the Diaz/Condit one that he later tried to pretend never happened. He's never been that much of a fascinating character to me.
>>66559839
>posting pics of your gf on 4chan
ayy lmao
>>66559847
shes not crazy. shes just a lazy, self centered, unmotivated, weed head. but i dont mind because she doesnt mind me being cheap and the lack of motivation means she doesnt have friends so i dont have competition.
>>66559857
Yeah, I wasn't going to order it either way but now I don't even think I can be bothered to find a bar to watch it in.
Maybe one of my friends will stream it.
I am gonna place a bet on OSP tho. Just in case.
>>66559155
Am i the only one excited to see silva fight again so soon?
Its a shame he's old. He really is a true fighter. Born in the wrong time though.
Long live the spider
>UFC 199: Rockhold vs Weidman 2
WEW LAD
>>66559856
body is legit 11/10 but her face is borderline young boy with down syndrome. i tried fapping to her once and her face killed my boner
>>66559896
Anderson-Hall is a shitty fight though. It'll be a staring contest between two hesitant counter fighters.
>>66559892
I see that. I just admire his work ethic so I enjoy seeing him train and hearing him talk about his mindset.
>>66559893
That's called a co-dependent relationship. Sooner or later one of you is gonna decide the other one is dragging them down and leave. And even if it's you who makes the decision, it's gonna be painful and hard to adjust.
Enjoy the sex now anon. And start working on yourself so that IF I'm right you can bounce back quickly. Cause if y'all breakup and you're still where you're at when you got her... It's gonna be tough.
(I realize I'm projecting, but it sounds A LOT like my old situation)
>>66559896
Fuck no but that asides it sure is weird that Souza/Belfort is co-maining over Anderson
>>66559458
>tom and jerry
based
Is Jones the GOAT?
>>66559950
>inb4 he deletes it
>>66559950
the fuck is wrong with your screen m8?
>>66559955
If something was wrong with his screen you wouldn't be able to see it on a screencap dummy
>>66559950
Does this mean the dc dick sucking memes are gone for a while now? I kinda liked them :c
>>66559702
i guess you're right both look amazing but are still coreographed quasi-WWF-style enactments.
>>66559698
basically, any female-empowering feel-good movie.
>>66559964
leave it to the hipster messi-hating argie to always post some useless bullshit
>>66559926
Its because of that shit show silva put on last fight.
Flying knee to a guy without his mouth guard, then celebrates. Then does his usual cage antics that made him lose his last two fights to weidman
additionally, got busted for roids, who knows how long he's been on it
anderson silva is a disgrace to MMA. I hope uriaha hall brain damages that insect into retirement
>>66559950
No. GSP.
As long as he beats Rumble, DC again (not required to beat him twice but obviously he can't lost to him), and OSP (kek), he'll take over the top spot.
Really just needs to beat Rumble but can't take an L before that.
>>66559910
i'm not going to flame you cause I get why you wouldn't like her. it's just when i fap to just pics or solo vids, i jerk it to what it would feel like actually fucking her, rather than what she looks like.
Sounds retarded but the gist of it is I know she could drain my balls with her vag muscles simply flexing without any movement needed and that's what I find so hot about her. Shes the only woman on the entire planet that actually does that for me which is either sad or bizarre or both.
>>66559955
Capped it on my phone. I have a blue light filter on my phone. Pic without it.
>>66559995
He celebrated because Bisping looked literally dead for a second there and he figured Herb would stop the fight if someone was clearly out lel
>>66559995
If Anderson is a disgrace to MMA then there are very very few fighters who aren't.
But yeah I haven't dug his antics lately
>>66559993
>messi-hating hipster
what? I think you might be talking about some other argie.
>>66559993
dont be mean bro
>>66559995
>disgrace to mma
i sincerely doubt it
Jones is way more dangeorus to MMA
>>66560005
I get the initial celebration but he really hammed it up trying to get a stoppage. Feigning ignorance when Herb is telling him to quit his shit.
>>66560027
>dangeorus
hmmm
>>66560003
i figured it had to be a filter. good on you caring about your eyes m8
>>66560027
not really
we all know jones is a sociopath, we don't give a shit
>>66559999
quads checked but whatever gets you off bro
i personally, think about actually having sex and when i have sex eye contact is important and fuck me, i wouldnt be able to stay hard looking at that downsy face
>>66560005
getting excited that you kneed someone trying to get his mouth guard back is literally scumbag level BS
he did roids, its no secret silva thinks he's better than everyone is, as if he deserves the right to be a piece of shit
most narcissists are
Wrestling is literally 10 times more applicable in street fights than boxing, pussy niggas can't stuff takedown attempts.
>>66560078
what happens when the guys friend stomps on the back of your head and another kicks you in the ribs
>>66560087
you win by DQ
>>66560087
>implying boxing would give you greater awareness and prevent similar attacks
>>66560104
>Implying you can even get a takedown
You don't even know how to wrestle
>>66560104
The only thing you wrestle with are intrusive gay thoughts
THINK YOU CAN HEEM ME BITCH
LOL
TRY IT MOTHER FUCKER
HIT ME PUSSY! HEEM MEEEE!!
>>66560122
>>66560111
great digits guys
proud to share a general with you
>>66560078
>>Wrestling is literally 10 times more applicable in street fights than boxing,
kek
Steven Thompson national kickboxer BTFOs NCAA wrestler Johny Hendricks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKxWLlBDSYk
Keep rubbing your balls against other mens faces and call it a sport
>>66560111
I bet I could take you down in a heartbeat mate.
>>66559665
because silva is an exposed no chin meme
>>66560126
>College wrestler
>National kickboxer
Two different levels of competition m8
>>66560132
You'd be screwed. I have a 78" reach, I will crotch lock, pick you up and kill you.
>>66560126
one is a manlet with low testosterone, the other is a world-class kickboxer.
>>66560094
LOL
>>66560126
holy shit i was going to respond with a cheeky ">drops mouthguard" meme, but GOTDAM big rig got rekt. how recent is this? man he got fucking REKT. looks like it was pre-gsp.
>>66560142
>>66560132
lol at these two internet fighters.
i bet both of you are manly men. be quiet now.
>>66560132
shte te ytrepam be ei pedal putka ti maichina
>>66560132
You live in bulgaria. Your wrestling teams are shit. Your judo teams are sub-par compared to the regional superpowers around you. Your sambo is non-existent
go back to your 3rd world sad excuse for a EU member state and keep fucking your sister, mate
>>66559433
shes my favorite
>>66560148
That was both of their last fight.
It was like 2 months ago.
>>66560148
Umm, it was like 2 months ago dude
>>66560151
>sambo non existent
>literally have multiple gold medalists one of which made Fedor look like an ameteur
topkek
>>66560148
I could've guessed your flag just by reading your post
>>66560138
NCAA Division I is literally the highest national level wrestling
Only thing outside of that is Olympic level , and Thompson isn't an Olympic kickboxer
Mad fags are made. Can't accept that given a striker and wrestler of equal skill, the wrestler gets heemed 9/10
Look at how rousey got dominated by Holm. She isn't even that good. But against one dimensional shemales like rousey, her striking is too much
>>66560174
Blagoi Ignagov or some shit right?
Sorry Bulgaria names are weird. Where I lived people are named John and Steve
>>66560181
You're an idiot, Hendricks and Wonderboy are mixed martial artists
>>66560185
>>Bulgaria names are weird. Where I lived people are named John and Steve
le
l im remembering this one for the family reunion
>>66560185
Too bad you don't blend in, Miguel.
>>66560174
Have you looked at Bulgarian rankings lately?
Your country is a former shell of what it once was
Bulgaria is a garbage country
HOW CAN OSP EVEN COMPETE?
>>66560212
i'm still gonna throw down a cheeky tenner on OSP, you never know
>>66560210
>haha nice sambo rankings Bulgaria
Jesus Christ this might be the worst flag banter of all time
>>66560226
kek
Are there any notable non black fighters known for consistently fighting dirty?
because I just made a short list of dirty fighters and only came up with Gilbert Yvel, Yoel and JBJ
>>66560212
Jon Jones is literally a ticking time bomb. When he loses its going to be the beginning of a glorious train of destruction
His major career wins have been against one great fighters who were on the tail end of their careers
His only asset is is range and his eye pokes
He turned down the Anthony because he didn't "feel like fighting"
the real reason? He knows he's only been fighting old men with one foot in the grave of their careers.
Johnson will behead his next opponent, then he'll end jones. For good.
inb4 jones dies of coke OD after losing everything
>>66560240
Rousimar Paul Harris , if he counts for white
>>66560226
I'm not american, dipshit
>>66560148
>>. how recent is this? man he got fucking REKT. looks like it was pre-gsp.
literally both their last fights. feb 2016
when you watching a fight and it's a lanky one up against a stocky one, which do you find yourself cheering for?
>>66560264
Dunno about that situation but if there's ever a bald fighter against one with hair I cheer for my bald brethren.
>>66560264
lanky
>>66560264
lanky or the american
>>66560270
this desu
>>66560272
you still ready to get your ass beat bitch?
>>66560282
your life is literally ending on the 9th
>>66560240
this is an amazingly timed post bulgaribro, considering a big chunk of the blacks (america) are asleep.
short and sweet of it, most, if not all of the dirty fighters, embrace their niggerdom and are truly black.
>>66560246
>the real reason? He knows he's only been fighting old men
like gustafsson? evans?
lol fucking heem
>>66560248
not even close to being white lad
>>66560303
As if you'd know what white is
>>66560305
t. Jose Olé
>>66560305
http://revaltours.com/images/tiny/30/tallinn-laulupidu-0367-058-j-nilson.jpeg
>>66560311
Why are you posting here?
Go find some underground britbong boxing shit
>>66560305
nigga I'm the whitest there is
>>66560305
>>66560319
murika BTFO
you guys talking about fighting should make your own reddit post on keep shitposting their, we aren't really interested in your online shenanigans and shitposting.
Stay burger amerifats
I didn't mean to start any racial discussions I honestly just drew a blank on non-nigger dirty fighters ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4YyiDjDV1g
new Nate montage
Where does he get all that protein?
>>66560330
must have gotten 31 votes with 0.01 % voter turn out
>>66560355
on the gas m8
>>66559155
Anyone actually surprised that joe rogan actually knows how to fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWC6x4Qqwe4
>>66560355
your liver can turn oily food into peptides.
>>66560354
His arms are made of cobras
>>66560356
he actually somehow got 516 (1.98% of total votes)
>>66560363
Hes been training since the fucking 80s, of course he knows shit.
>>66560126
Stephen Thompson got beat by Matt Brown when he couldn't wrestle though. His wrestling is way better than that of just a kick boxer now.
>>66560363
>those hard af kicks
guess schaub wasn't kidding wew
would he heem punk?
>>66560429
probably
>>66560426
kek
Lost be decision, not submission.
>>66560363
he heemed some guy in a taekwondo tournament in 1987.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_nyuuuJjh0
>>66560458
that was uriaha hall hadoken on TUF level vicious
fuck
>>66560458
Was that the All Valley Championship?
>>66560458
wew
when is neetrex fighting next?
OSP going to win by KO.
>>66560363
No, but I was surprised to learn that he's a comedian.
>>66560363
>2 time BJJ black belt
>High School Wrestler
>TKD Blackbelt and Champion
Not that surprised really.
>>66560464
1987 US Cup in Connecticut
>>66560492
every nigger is a star
so /heem/ how badly does OSP lose this fight?
>wake up
>jon fitch is wsof welterweight champion
>jon fucking fitch
>according to logic, next step should be defend it, retain it, knock on ufc's door, rematch gsp, rekt him, retire
GO, EARS, GO
>someone saved my screenshot and made it OP edition
Th-thanks
>>66560548
the mma world would collectively shit itself.
sage is a big guy
>>66560287
>those abs fighting each other
Lllllel
>tfw People are scared of you having a main event
>>66560572
MM must be the least profitable fighter in the UFC
>>66560572
Fight Pass division as a whole.
>>66560568
faggot's totally pushing up his biceps with his hands
>>66560572
Well considering the audience will literally leave after whatever stacked co-main he's inevitably following you really can't blame them
>>66560586
being this jelly of sage's natty gains
>>66560572
Demetrius "Guaranteed under 200k buys" Johnson
Fuck, can you even trust MM to headline a fightnight?
I'm going to go do some research on this
Why have an interim bout for a championship that was defended 6 months ago?
Dana is a fucking goof.
>>66560572
little guy little draw
Anybody have a link to Polaris 3? Not paying for jitz and I can't find it anywhere.
>>66560600
Imagine if Sage didn't train traps. My photoshop is out of date unfortunately atm, but someone delete his traps and lets see how he looks like then.
>>66560612
because its just another way of saying "the winner gets the next title shot no matter what"
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/2/11348652/demian-maia-i-dont-have-to-act-like-a-clown-to-get-a-title-shot-ufc-news
Why is MY BOY! being so overlooked?
>>66560636
not as bad as I imagined.
>>66560458
>Rogan already had a bald spot in 1987
>>66560662
>rogaine was created to save poor joseph from his early onset baldness but not even it could save him
>>66560649
Poor guy must be taking lessons off of Bethe's book
>>66560654
fixed the last edit
>>66560319
>you
>white
nigga you look like some chinamen
>>66560364
where would it get the nitrogen from then
oil has no nitrogen
>>66560708
every time
I weighed in at exactly 205 lbs this morning, I stand 6'4" tall and my reach is 80", I'm the closest thing to Gustafsson there is. Put me in Dana, I'm ready to go.
>>66560627
who is that
>>66560719
Why don't you find a /heem/ster to fight with that reach?
>>66560719
you get to fight Anthony Johnson as a warm up
I weighed in at exactly 260 lbs this morning, I stand 6'9" tall and my reach is 80", I'm the closest thing to Struve there is. Put me in Dana, I'm ready to go.
>>66560363
>Dat high af dude behind the camera
Topkeke
>>66560734
Anyone here in my weight class? I'm a black belt in street fighting.
>>66560742
delet this ;_;
Speaking of Struve and being ready to go, it's weird to think that one of the fighters in the co-main of FN Holland is probably going to get cut off of the loss
>>66560761
>Weightclass
This thread a open weight m8 and fights are determined by call outs
>>66560774
They wont cut struve. Hes an important gate keeper and 95 percent of his fights are exciting or end in a finish.
>>66560761
210lbs 6'5 checking in, im you but better. Meet you at a catchweight you little bitch boy don't be scared
>>66560774
they wont cut struve, hes a contender with a LOT of potential and will probally win the title when he gets more exp
>>66560801
will you ever learn man
>>66560773
no but have this instead. He got real close to winning for a bit there.
>>66560803
Struve is my boy but he has shit fight IQ and already has a ton of UFC experience. Doesnt help that his chin is not that great and keeps getting Heemed.
>>66560812
Between this and the Rumble Punch he took I think DC has the best chin at 205
>>66560801
I'll outbox you with my reach advantage
>>66560819
wouldn't that be great if he somehow got matched up with Stipe and managed to heem him the fuck out again?
>>66559593
Same but low test->no beard. Good on you m8
>>66560834
stipe was truely no match for him
He needs to get a title shot if stipe beats werdum
>>66560824
yeah that was a fuckhuge shot he took. I dont see him getting knocked out. Maybe Jon can pull it off if he's improved as much as he says he has.
>>66560834
>>66560834
Not saying hes not good but hes never going to be more then a gate keeper.
for some reason every person I talk to(whos into mma) in real life hates struve
I wonder why
>>66560873
because he's an gigantic fucking failure probably
why waste time liking him when you've got Semmy Shilt
>>66560860
oh I totally agree with you. He's frustrating to watch, I dont understand how a guy with his height and reach cant utilize either properly.
>>66560880
most people hate semmy schilt too
not even kidding
>>66560885
wtf why?
>>66560824
I maintain DC was mostly off balance (which is the reason he "flew") during that. Dude got up immediately and there wasn't a hint of wobbliness or whatever afterwards
anyone got a slowmo webm or anything, can't remember how clean the shot landed
>>66560894
very non explosive point fighter
>>66560885
really? what about Aerts?
>>66560899
I dont have a slow mo version unfortunately, just a regular webm I posted here >>66560857
>>66560912
everyone absolutely loves aerts
>>66560873
I would rather root for a battler with a ton of heart over a "Dutchman" who was actually born in England whose on the gas.
>>66560910
>Point Fighter
>KTFO dudes with Front Kicks and Jabs
fucking casuals
>>66560899
He still took a punch from god damn rumble.
Was this event worth watching?
>>66560923
yes he has some finishes but hes not exciting for most people
Is Giorgio Petrosyan the p4p best kickboxer in the world right now?
>>66560920
What about MY BOY Rico Verhoeven? is he well known and liked?
>>66560910
no, sem is a beast, just like aerts, hoost, and bonjasky. overeem is just a pussy and unfortunately struve kind of fits in that same category.
>>66560945
not that well known since kickboxing is currently ded
he is liked yes among the people that know him
>>66560943
hes half and half for finishes/decisions. Thats pretty good I think.
>>66560944
>Not Nieky
>>66560938
Not really, main event is pretty damn good though (and amazing in context)
>>66560944
not since he lost to a dutch negro
>>66560951
>sem fought like aerts or bonjasky
good joke
>>66560938
The main event was, everything else was pretty average. It was only really good if you were a fan of Werdum and understood the context. You don't really need to watch it big boy just watch the heem approved GOAT montage. Werdum will be your boy after watching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4&ab_channel=werdum9405
I haven't payed enough attention, but has any other fights been confirmed yet for HEEM FC 1? On a more official level than just call-outs and shitalking, I mean.
>>66560956
What about Bonjasky?
>>66560986
literally when and where did he say that?
>>66560938
alvarez vs melendez was FOTY, definitely recommend it
it does start a bit slow but gets very exciting later on
>>66560994
Yeah, the first fight is happening saturday
>>66560991
that fight and everything surrounding it, before and after is complete gold. I'm so glad Werdum has the belt now.
>>66561011
Alvarez vs Melendez is arguably the best UFC fight of all time
>>66560995
very liked
dem flying kicks mang
>>66561013
you mean fake Sage and the black dude?
Some Rachelle Leah goodness. Jesus I would trade every girl I've ever been with LIVES to fuck her once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLFtGt-SbB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t62EBNPDrGg
>>66560938
Yair Rodriguez is a flying meme and fighting at 198, he is worth watching.
Giblert vs Alvarez was pretty spicy and has a classic webm moment after the first round
Gastelum vs marquardt is a good showing of kelvin actually ahowing up to fight
Cejudo didn't look too impressive,but Camus is (was) generally good at making people look worse than they are. Might want to watch it if you are curious about him in particular, but the fight itself wasn't that great. Also, he had bad tacos.
Mainevent is a great fight an definitely worth watching.
>>66561036
Yeah
If one of you guys wants to step into my guard right now I'll sub you. Show you how it's done.
>>66561036
>fake Sage
who?
>>66561058
>implying i would let you get close
k bud
>>66561070
>i can't let you get close
>not only lets him get close but decides to take Wandy down thus making them even closer
What a lying piece of shit
>>66560938
Worth watching the main card
>tfw European wrestling championship is hosted in my town
>tfw Ukrainian female national team is crashing in my hotel
>tfw some of them are qt3.14's
>literally have no clue how to get the attention of a wrestler slut
>Wake up, Luke. it's all over.
>>66560881
>I dont understand how a guy with his height and reach cant utilize either properly.
That's simple
Lanklets, when will they learn?
>>66561091
Are you even on this bored legally?
While your here give me money for my wall
>>66561086
Do you do a Martial Art yourself?
>>66561091
we need another lanklet vs manlet fight night card filled to the brim with nobodies again, those were fun.
>>66561099
Is your dick even legal size? I mean, is it on par with an average adult?
>>66561112
The Lombard Magny fight had great Lanklet vs Manlet banter, never forget
>>66561087
Watching Werdum speak fluent Spanish in interviews and on the Ultimate Fighter whilst Cain spaghettied tourist level Spanish was hilarious to watch considering Dana tried so hard to market him as the South American cash cow. Pretty sad how badly he got cucked desu, lost his belt and got embarrassed in his """"""home"""" country.
>>66559186
this isn't funny as a meme
his arms were literally short enough to naturally look "off"
further exploitation of this isn't necessary
>>66559279
literally just filling a quota
probably hired the first black woman who wasn't fat and had a real education and spoke English
>>66561121
wait, I need to zoom in on this. Estonia seems to be in a very dark area.
>>66561121
>literally editing this photo
I'm black senpai, my dick is 200% the size of yours
>>66561134
>Viper, sent ya rushing to da hospital
So /r/bjj has a podcast and this week one of the guys is arguing for using berimbolos and de la riva guard in self defense scenarios.
>>66561121
are you seriously resorting to ''this pic says my country has a bigger dick than yours''?
>>66561156
>I'm black senpai, my dick is 200% the size of yours
highly doubt it
>>66559833
except we're not talking about humor faggot
>literally staring at a fat white ass and thinking about her personality
>>66561181
You can have your doubts, but when i have your closest female relative gagging in the first what will you say?
>>66559698
never could get an answer to this in /wsr so here goes --- fight to the death cagefight movie. it was a sequel. i think a 3rd followed the sequel. the scene i had on VHS was white guy with a mohawk vs black guy with braids that could lift his foot over his head like a gymnast. nog eventually spears whitey to death. name of this movie?
>>66560680
is this is a fucking gomer pile face
he's clearly not natty, he's a huge faggot, look at his white trash "hey gunther pass me a beer" face
>>66561169
Of course a Redditor is a guard puller
>>66560991
I'll never get tired of Werdum styling on Browne or making fun of the AKA sewing circle.
>>66561202
That you raped her, because literally none of my family likes blacks. :)
I'd probably find you and kill you as well and claim it was self-defense to get off free from charges.
>>66561230
>because literally none of my family likes blacks. :)
I think you'd be surprised.
>>66561228
Me on the right tbqh
>>66561241
I think you'd be surprised as well.
>>66561086
>go up to one of them
>smirk
>say "I bet I could take you down"
works every time
>>66561230
>Not liking blacks
We literally lead this country and carry it on our backs, stop being ungrateful teenage bitches
>>66561276
>spic
>doing a racist white man speech
>>66561273
Your ancestors worked as pack mules. Congratulations to them. And you haven't done shit.
pol pls go
>>66561249
>when you're meant to announce the winner of the match but you remember that YOUR BOY Chris Weidman lost his belt
>>66559804
She actually reminds me of wallace and gromit, i'm not sure which tho
What do we do about eyepokes?
>>66560742
Not using the ''culturally enriched.webm'' version
>>66561288
>Havent done shit
Look at the President, the murder rates, colleges, prisons.
We are literally filling all slots in America so it can be a functioning country.
>>66561257
that Jon Jones sure is a charming fella
>>66561298
We drop our guard and try to reason with the referee midway through the fight
>>66561301
I switched the filenames because I had another one named that
>>66561344
Let us see the other one
>>66561298
Weed out t-rexes and let actual men participate
>>66561344
i have a file called first-person cultural enrichment.webm
would you like to see it?
>>66561298
Point deduction because they're intentional 90% of the time.
There were hardly any eye pokes back in the day because fighters were keeping their fists closed. The only reason to keep your fingers out while going for opponents face is to poke him.
>>66559745
womens """""mma"""""
>>66560612
Because Jones is still fighting on the card.
When the champ pulls out of a fight, and the challenger fights somebody else, an interim is usually given.
>>66561364
>The only reason to keep your fingers out while going for opponents face is to poke him.
Or to push them away which is a tactic used in Boxing and Kickboxing all the time.
>>66561298
Pride-style gloves or instant point deductions, both of which have significant drawbacks
>>66561377
Ronda Rousey would heem you
What now? Does Jon get too confident and snort literally a metric ton of cocaine?
>>66561185
man I wish I had a dad like that or just a dad at all
>>66561387
What is the drawback of Pride style gloves?
>>66561364
i'm a casual that's only seen one of his fights. he poked a guy in the eye then turned around and ran away.
>>66561394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCIvJwGT-U
>>66561401
Fingers didn't extend fully and it made RNCs a lot harder to pull off, and they're one of the most common and effective subs
>>66561169
Oh god, the same guy is an IT guy and later tried to make a case for worm guard.
>>66561413
Lol, no it doesn't.
>>66561422
Well that's what I'd heard and you hardly ever saw chokes in Pride so I figured it was right breh
>>66561364
He can't keep getting away with it. Hopefully the ref deducts a point the first time he pokes OSP.
>>66561384
You can easily push away with your fist. In fact, if you watch Pride fights, you'll see that's what they do.
>wake up
>there is snow outside
Bush league
>>66561434
Besides, it would have the same effect on the main defense of syncing the choke which is hand fighting
>>66561437
Get out Egg
>>66561353
Nice one kek
>>66561387
Pride style gloves do nothing for eyepoke protection.
Ex-pride fighters rarely poke anybody in the UFC, which they would be doing if it was the gloves.
I can't even think of a single eye poke from Anderson, Shogun, Wanderlei, Rampage, Werdum, Nogs, Gomi...
It's fighting style.
>>66561477
>It's fighting style.
It's Jon being a dirty scheming cheat
>>66561484
>i'm just going to hold my fingers out in your face and if you run into them it's your fault
fuggen Jon
>>66561414
We need a heem cast
>>66561504
shut up
>>66561436
Its way stronger to push with the palm then a closed fist.
Well it turns out the Pride gloves actually did stop you extending your fingers without conscious effort
>>66561504
Already have one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
>>66561484
No hes just stiff arming and keeping a guy away from him.
>>66561491
If you are dumb enough to run head first into a person standing with their fingers pointed at your face then it is your fuallt.
>>66561516
>10 seconds in already talking about getting cucked by black shrek
exactly what i expected
>>66561515
Those pride gloves are just too big for that person's hand. More finger is exposed when they are the proper size.
>>66561298
Bisping would have smashed cock guy if it wasn't for the headbutt
>>66561528
>If you are dumb enough to run head first into a person standing with their fingers pointed at your face then it is your fuallt.
Sure, kid.
>>66561515
those gloves would be even worse for jbj
>>66561553
Thats different since he is actually jabbing his fingers into their eyes. Using it to stiff arm and push your opponent away is fine.
>>66561553
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Everything he's doing there with his hand open he could do with jab. He is keeping his hand open because he is trying to poke.
>>66561515
Have you forgotten all those interrupts for glove mal functions
does anyone have any footage of sara mcmann competing in projitsu4 last night? she has my favorite bunda
>>66561611
I literally did lel
>>66561548
Yeah maybe if you're Zuluzinho
Still going to tell me that it was le honorabu Japanese fighting style and not the gloves?
>>66561637
haha
>I rate Jon Jones
Does Werdum have the most underrated fight IQ today?
>>66561749
no, Werdum is a jiu jitsy baby, real fans know that Minakov is the best HW in the world.
If you're gay, you're gay.
But these dudes ain't even gay .
-Kenny Florian.
Lads its been a week since I hurt my knee and it still hurts to walk, should I go to the doctors?
>>66561764
why do HW champions keep giving Scott Coker a hard time
>there are people in this thread who think that UFC is real
>>66561764
>Your face when, the entire Bellator heavyweight division get memed on by Meathead Mitrione
my body is so ready.
>>66561776
That sounds a bit serious so maybe check it out.
Then again I am a hypochondriac
>>66561815
Minakov > Kongo > Memehead
Le cunnilingus man is going to heem Jones
>>66561815
Yfw when he gets shit on
>>66561819
Ive got it in a brace and have been resting it but it hasnt gotten much better, might make an appointment for next weekend maybe it will be better by then
>>66561871
Dont push it tho. My mum had her arm bothering her for a while and waited 2 weeks before getting it looked at. Turns out it was broken.
>tfw can't tell if our FN cards actually are better than the others the vast majority of the time or if I'm just completely biased
>>66560995
In my gym there's a womanlet with ass and legs like that, ugly face though. She's a pretty good grappler, I rolled with her a couple times and she felt so soft.
>>66560363
Rogan is really bad in sparring however
>>66561867
great post
>>66561991
Did you let her roll you over and sit on your face?
>try jiujutsu
>get to roll with some smelly dude with dreadlocks
fucking hell
>yfw osp wins
Predict McCut's career in the near future.
>>66562015
Hard to be excited because I know Jon would just get an immediate rematch
>>66561993
Are you basing that on the JWP clip?
>>66562026
Champ in every division
Finished watching TUF 1 and now at TUF 2 episode 1 and I'm wondering how some guys could be selected for it while being so mentally weak?
>>66562035
Yeah, I imagine it's been a long time since he sparred and he is paranoid about braindamage but he was real garbage there
>>66562026
>>66562026
Lose to Nate, lose to Frankie, lose to Ferguson, Fight Pass meme, The Notorious Podcast.
And I'm only talking about 2017.
>>66562026
>lose to Nate in rematch
>lose to Aldo in rematch
>move up to 155
>beaten by every ranked fighter
>cut from UFC
>depressed
>broke
>an hero's
>>66562031
at least he'd finally have a loss.
i cant stand or support fighters with undefeated records desu. i love a fighter with a good amount of losses, seeing them bounce back and shit. it's why lawler is so spectacular to me.
>>66561940
usually better because not many title fights. I'm getting sick of all these title holders faking injuries 2 weeks out from a ppv.
>>66562008
>>66560995
Who is this semen demon?
>>66562026
loses to diaz again, from then on has spectacular rises and falls and ends up a beloved legend like randy couture or some shit.
>>66562052
>>66562049
Has contrarianism gone to far?
>>66561991
Why would a man roll with a girl?
>>66562008
It kinda happened actually, her ass was basically on my face during an armbar attempt.
>>66562071
ask a stupid question
>>66562068
>rises and falls
How come? It's 3 or 4 years until he retires. Not enough time for rises and falls, no?
>>66562048
To be fair they had trained for an hour and a half before that
Hard to look sharp at that point
>>66561353
Should've shooped in one of those crazy straws in his drink
>>66562048
JWP put the clip into context on his podcast, said it was a small portion after they had already been training for a couple hours beforehand
>>66562076
Because we change rolling partner and sometimes you end up with a girl. Also, sometimes she's the only girl in the class.
>>66562071
I personally think he dominates at 145 because with the exception of Edgar and Aldo (who seems to be on his way out), it's a pretty thin division. 155 is gonna be real tough for him. Too many big, durable grapplers, plus guys like Pettis who can probably out strike him, too.
>>66562123
what do girls smell like
>>66562026
Loses to Nate at 200.
Drops featherweight belt
Moves to 155 for immediate title shot vs RDA
Loses to RDA
Drops back to featherweight for immediate title shot
Loses to Frankie
Bellator
>>66562143
spoiled shrimp and gun powder
>>66562143
a bag of sand and salty coins
>>66562143
Cinnamon and laundry detergent
>>66562142
>Aldo (who seems to be on his way out)
He's had like, one loss
>>66562147
No way in fuck the UFC ever lets him anywhere near Bellator. Bellator could hype the shit out of him, have him heem cans, get all the casuals watching, and do massive numbers. Fuck, Bellator pulls huge numbers right now with Tito and Kimbo and fucking Shamrock vs. Gracie in 2016.
Not a chance. UFC keeps Conor under contract forever, then gives him a cushy job as an analyst for Europe cards or some shit.
>>66562163
Yes, but he's also got to deal with USADA now, and Brazillians have not looked the same since. Can't say for sure Aldo was juicing, but where there's smoke, there's fire.
Plus, he's had injuries, long layoffs, and he hasn't looked as impressive in recent years. He hasn't really just destroyed anyone in years, he just squeaked past Edgar, had a competitive fight with Mendes, and had a one-sided, but unimpressive win over Lamas.
>>66562163
Tbf Frankie should have won the first fight and is going to heem him in July.
>>66562092
he's a top ranked fighter so he will never have to claw his way up the rankings again really. he could very well fight for more than another 5 yrs. with 2 or 3 fights a year that's plenty of time.
>there are people in this thread that dont think nate has been paid off to take a dive against conor to reignite his hype
you dont know dana very well do you lads
>>66562220
>USADA and brazillians meme
>>66561134
Holy FUCK is that Viper
>>66562220
>he just squeaked past Edgar
why is this meme still around
he kicked the shit out of Edgar
>>66562235
yeah i do. he's financially secure and runs the uncontested biggest mma promotion on the planet which has a big star pop up every few years without fail.
>>66562236
It's true, though. There has been a very noticeable increase in Brazilians losing since USADA rules came into effect. It's not a meme, tons of analysts have been talking about it. Brazilian fighters do not look the same as they did a couple years ago. There were always rumors about all these Brazilian gyms juicing, this does seem to corroborate that.
>>66562262
No he didn't, he clearly won the first two rounds, 3 was close, 4 and 5 were probably Edgar.
>>66562316
the fight didn't look good for edgar, it was very evident that aldo is the far superior fighter if they're fresh.
>>66562259
yes
Would people be mad if I add one sided domination to my Spicy Roller list?
>>66562502
it's YOUR life you can do whatever you want with it
>>66562502
I would absolutely kill you if you tried something like that
>>66562658
>>66562658
>>66562658
get in here
>>66560568
how bad do you think he's gonna get beat up training at tristar?
>>66559731
Bruce Lee advocated grappling and a hybrid of Muay Thai and Boxing.
He still taught Wing Chun because it was his foundation.
>HATING JACKIE CHAN
You stupid worthless mong, you're actually insulting Jackie Chan when that man has endured and is more athletically capable than most MMA fighters? Seriously, fuck you. How can you hate on Jackie Chan. Guy makes one of the best action comedies in the history of mankind and is a nice guy,
>>66559792
>I've never trained a day in my life and have no idea what I'm talking about
