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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
(((PRELIMS START AT 8:00 PM ET, 5:00 PM PT, 1:00 AM BST)))
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>DC IS OUT, SUCC POSTPONED (could be an april fool's day joke)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/1/11351428/daniel-cormier-injured-out-of-ufc-197-rematch-against-jon-jones
>Cyborg talks about Dana White, Ronda Rousey
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11346626/cris-cyborg-talks-relationship-with-dana-white-says-ronda-rousey
>Max Holloway taks about jumping weight classes
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11339508/max-holloway-is-cool-with-conor-mcgregor-jumping-weight-classes-on
MMADIGEST: https://youtu.be/BAeg9BBRF84
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, RDA, Tate don't have fights scheduled, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
All Australians are kangaroos
Jones is getting a new opponent, tune into sportscenter in 15 bings to find out who
>Jones isn't the future GOAT
10 million buys
>>66550555
Who is this dork and why do you losers always post his picture ffs
italy screen capture espn please
>>66550522
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
hear that, it's the gass
artem
>check up on Polaris 3
>"X v. X ended in a draw"
>"X v. X ended in a draw"
>"X v. X ended in a draw"
>"X v. X ended in a draw"
>"X v. X ended in a draw"
jesus christ Eddie 420 had the right idea
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
Sakara vs Leben
http://www.time4tv.com/2011/09/espn_04.php
Dana white announces shit in 8 bings
Likely Jones Opponent
1.Rumble Johnson
2.OSP
.
.
.
3. Mark Hunt
4. Gus
Sorry if you already answered, I just want more opinions since all of you train and are gym rats.
Is this body possible without any steroids?
>>66550648
>Proud of being a casual
>>66550686
Judging from the twitter caps last thread it isn't Rumble, even though that's the obvious choice
>>66550659
>needing a stream to watch ESPN
>>66550698
Yes
>>66550698
yes
>yfw
>>66550686
If it's not Rumble I'm going to stew in my hate
>>66550705
>not wanting to watch a couple of faggots wrestlefuck each other to a comfortable non-risky stalemate with zero competitive spirit
inorite what a justbleed casual
>>66550698
Yes. Lighting is very favorable for her abs in that pic.
>>66550705
they're not even black belts
wouldn't uchimata
>>66550788
You didn't even watch the card, friend. There were a lot of good matches.
>>66550788
The only difference is EBI is has an overtime session to determine the winner. Polaris had a lot of really high level grappling today.
FUCKING COMMERCIAL BREAKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66550832
>>66550850
you are right. I take back my irrational outburst.
>>66550788
at least it's not soccer
I bet I could cagehug everyone here to a decision
Will Jon accept his apology?
@dc_mma
>The decision to not fight on April 23rd was one of the hardest decisions I've had to make. I've been scheduled to fight 18 times and I have made that walk every time. I want to apologize to Jon Jones, Lorenzo Fertitta, Dana White and all of the UFC fans for not being able to defend my title. This truly saddens me, but as with everything else in life, it goes on. The recovery should not take very long and I can't wait to compete and defend my title again. For all the fans, thanks for your support, I appreciate each and every one of you. DC
HUNTO
PLSSSS
>>66550865
Where does that "REEE" come from? Unironically asking.
>>66550768
Yeah longer reach than Gus by like half an inch with not even close to half of his boxing skills. If Jones fighting OSP is the clear choice since the only other really proposed one is Rumble and the fight is risky for both fighters.
The UFC wants to give Jones an easy one to bring him back and make 197 sell. Shit fight for us and we will have to hear about how brave Jones is for taking a new opponent so soon when theres a 99% chance it will be some bum.
What happens when Northcutt gets arrested at the canadian border with 25k of roids and coke?
>>66550911
its OSP
who else is pissed off that this means Jon breaks his undefeated title fight streak?
>>66550921
OSP is in the top 10 though
>>66550926
he'll be tried as a minor lol
>>66550914
That alpine coaster vid where he heems that girl
Thats his battlecry
>>66550926
he tells them that he is only 19 and they let him go
>>66550939
Titles are a social construct
>tfw you still don't quite believe DC is out
Meanwhile Nate is doing well with the girls.
>>66550898
>apologizing to jon
my god what a cuck
DANA LIVE
http://www.time4tv.com/2011/09/espn_04.php
http://www.time4tv.com/2011/09/espn_04.php
http://www.time4tv.com/2011/09/espn_04.php
Why is Jon taking a fight? Why don't they just leave it and then he can fight for the title at a later date? Maybe even 200
>>66550898
This reads like a kid writing a heartfelt apology to his mom
>>66550914
It's the noise an angry frog makes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
OSP VS JON JONES CONFIRMED
JONES VS OSP
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THIS
Rumble is injured.
OSP gets the fight.
>OSP
>>66550958
I thought it was a set-up so Jones could be on 200
OSP VS JON JONES THE FIGHT FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HOLY SHIT!!!! I'M BUYING THIS PPV
>JBJ vs OSP
So not hyped for this
Opening Line
Jones -3500
OSP +1750
>athletic and explosive guys
meh
Black on black crime confirmed
Jones is going to run through this champ like the old days. Should be fun.
AT least JBJ will finish the fight
intersting fight considering OSP is basically the same height/reach
DC is even worse off now that he won't getting Jon coming in off a long lay off.
WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS
>>66551008
could just be Dana trying to protect Jon
What do I have to do to see Mark Hunt walkoff KO Jon Jones?
>OSP
Im 6'4 215lbs right now, call me Dana
INTERIM TITLE
>INTERIM TITLE
Huh, slightly less meh now
>>66551053
jones going to heavyweight obviously
OH SHIT
INTERIM TITLE IS ON THE LINE?
DC ON SUICIDE WATCH
>for the interim title
>>66551029
>OSP +1750
damn
cheeky tenner anyone?
>>66551045
He lost to Bader...
>INTERIM TITLE
Dana is such a jew
>interim light heavyweight title
STOP
FUCKING STOP WITH THESE SHITTY INTERIM TITLES
FFS
DANA
STOP
A FIGHT ISN'T BETTER IF YOU GIVE THE WINNER A TOY BELT
STOP
>>66551051
>Protecting Jon from a fighter less skilled than DC
>Protecting Jon from le 1 punch meme
ULTIMATE
ENTERTAINMENT
CHAMPIONSHIP
>>66551081
Jones lost to Matt Hamill, most overrated fighter in MMA history
>>66551087
>>66551083
>>66551072
>>66551070
>>66551068
>>66551063
>implying DC's title wasn't just an interim title all along
>>66550898
>The recovery should not take very long
>they said 4-6 weeks just now on ESPN
Fucking jews not delaying the fight. If they didnt want 197 to be shit then they shouldve put more than the rematch on it. MM is a fucking curse.
>Interim title for someone who got rag dolled by Teixeira
>This is all just clever marketing so that Jones can say he has a belt for when he eventually does fight DC
>>66551081
I'm not saying OSP has much of a shot, but mma math doesnt guarantee anything
>couldn't even beat Ryan Bader
>>66551118
>implying jones should fight for anything but the belt
>>66551115
MM vs. Cejudo is one of the most interesting fights that can be made right now. All of you faggots should stick to felony fights and worldstar heems.
so, DC vs Jon Jones II to unify the belt
UFC 200 or UFC @ MSG?
>>66551126
>mma math doesnt guarantee anything
There's a difference between mma math and knowing when someone doesn't stand a chance.
>mfw OSP heems Jones
YOU GET AN INTERIM BELT
YOU GET AN INTERIM BELT
INTERIM BELTS FOR EVERYBODY
>>66551144
MSG more likely
In ten years the UFC will have the interim belt, the junior belt and the super belt lol
>>66551140
MM flying around the octagon like a hummingbird is not interesting
>>66551107
Of course it kind of was, but having 2 belts at the same time when the champ defended in the last year makes no sense
>>66551144
MSG 100% for sure
Why is Conor ducking Frankie Edgar?
jon shouldn't have to fight for the belt it's still literally his
>>66551166
>>66551140
One of the most interesting fights for that snoozefest of a division. This is the first time I've shit on MM but its a fact he cant sell a PPV. If the Jones fight was pushed back it would fuck the whole card.
So guys I just got a call from dana, I had a fight with my lil sis and he said we'll do it on saturday for an interim interim belt he said it is only fair for both of us to get rewarded for the hard work we've been putting in.
>>66551162
fuck it m8, this is Jon Jones we're talking about
he's already beaten DC
I doubt Jones would've fought if a belt hadn't been on the line
>>66551166
because if he loses at 145 he really looks like a jackass
>>66551154
isn't that a while away? Like Autumn?
NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND EYE POKE YEH
>>66551146
>Ronda
>Sage
>Paige
>Conor
>Jones
Rooting for OSP here
>>66551204
salty
>>66551160
>Most skilled fighter in the sport isn't interesting
>>66551186
Jones is still fighting you moron. Anybody calling 125 a snoozefest, doesn't watch 125.
Is Jon Jones LITERALLY CAPABLE OF LOSING? He went from in jail to a pay raise and a free interim belt.
if Rumble cant take the fight then I prefer OSP to anyone else in the top 5 getting it
>>66551186
I legit feel bad for DC right now. can we all take a moment and think about how down he must be. Hes always come up short in life. You could tell how much it meant to him to finally be the champ. It's one thing that a lot of fans/haters never got behind him as the champ, but now there is an interim title because he pulls out of one fight in his entire career? That is bush league, Dana. He defended less than six months ago...
>>66551155
I can see this happening. maybe more like interim belt, unifying belt, true belt, ultimate belt, world champion belt, universal champion belt
as soon as you move up from prelim fights you get your standard main event uniform with belt
Werdum is a truly great guy and i hope he wins
btw good video, it might make you like Werdum a little more
https://youtu.be/vVKTvh16aE4
>>66551234
>Anybody calling 125 a snoozefest, doesn't watch 125.
>>66551234
NO SHIT JONES IS STILL FIGHTING
They threw him a free paycheck to show up and save the card. It was obvious I meant if the fight was pushed back to a later date for DC to recover then the card would be a disaster with MM headlining.
>>66551259
he gets to keep his title a little longer
>>66551278
It's a slap in the face tbqh
>>66551267
prob my fav mma montage
>>66551289
do you think DC likes to get slapped when he's giving head?
>>66551234
>Anybody calling 125 a snoozefest, doesn't watch 125.
End your life casual, just because they're fast doesn't make them interesting.
>>66551259
They're giving Jones the interim title so that they can market it as a unification fight for more shekels. That's how these things always go.
>>66551267
>Rider the Tiger
is it a new cartoon character?
>>66551304
>do you think DC likes to get slapped when he's giving head?
Probably, but I hardly see how his sexual preferences are relevant to the disrespect the UFC is showing him.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xtreme_Fighting_Championships
>Le I'm an mma fan who only watches UFC MW and above men
>>66551319
nigga he didn't even win the belt in the first place jesus christ shut up
>>66551332
>Gets butthurt cause people dont find the 125 division interesting.
Even women's strawweight is more interesting than that horrid division.
UFC shitting the bed once more. Save us Coker
>>66551332
manlet
>>66551340
Yes he did. They should have let Jones hold the belt indefinitely even though there was (at the time) a real chance that he might end up in prison? I'm not trying to meme when I say Jones legitimately removed himself from eligibility
So now Jones is fighting a can, the headline is a manlet fight, the first two fights are full of literally whos? and Pettis vs. Barboza is literally the only good fight on the card. I'm not even bothering to stream this shit.
>>66551276
>>66551268
>>66551305
If you don't like flyweight and bantamweight you may as well just watch wurlstarr
be honest /heem/ who are you picking for this spicy banger part 2?
>>66551332
I still watch the fights, I'm just not going to pretend that 125 isn't absolutely awful
>I watch manlet wars
https://youtu.be/dfyNnUgK8qE
>>66551391
>tfw the Khabib Ferguson card is better
>OSP
>INTERIM TITLE
FUCK OFF FAGGOTS
>>66551403
You seem awfully triggered
People can like whatever divisions of fighters they like. They just shouldn't pretend to enjoy the technical aspects of fighting, rather than the spectacle, if they shit on the lower weightclasses.
>>66551329
great belt design
>>66551406
Tecia is my girl but I think Thug Rose has improved a lot and will win with a cheeky sub in round 3.
>>66551442
I just specifically dont like Mighty Mouse
>OSP is a can
lol isn't he literally the highest ranked guy in the world available for him to fight?
>>66551406
My literal girl
>>66551170
it's not his belt anymore. he lost it due to criminal activity.
>>66551491
No, Dana is protecting Jones from fighting the Incredible Hulk. Typical DC fan
>tell casual DC is injured
>"This is bullshit UFC is a pussy sport everyone pulls out"
>>66551267
I never liked that cocksucker luke cockhold.
>>66551491
>unironically losing to Glover Texeira
>>66551508
>
>I rate Jon Jones
JON JONES DINDU NUFFIN
>>66551465
Interesting. Did you like his fight against Cruz? I can understand it being boring to watch him when he is just clearly a step ahead of his opponent the whole time. I don't think his fighting style is inherently boring.
>>66551532
>Glover Texeira
literally top 5 in the world
Is Jone Jones still ducking Phil Davis?
Typical DC pulling out with a sore toe.
Conor fought Chad on two weeks notice with a torn ACL.
>>66550962
>those saggy tits
>>66551442
>le technique
Woop there it is
The lighter weight classes aren't more skilled, they're just faster. This comes at the expense of power. If you genuinely think that the top ten at 125 is on average more skilled than any of the others, I don't even know what to tell you.
>>66551584
yes he knows that he would be grapple fucked, just another reason why real MMA fans watch Bellator instead of that commercialised crap that is UFC
>>66551572
>>66551549
>boring to watch him when he is just clearly a step ahead of his opponent the whole time
this for sure, also I hate they way he talks
OSP has never been out struck in the UFC. He's 6'3 with an 80 inch reach and an iron jaw. Weak cardio though.
Glover also grabbed the cage to save himself against OSP.
>>66551612
I think OSP will heem Jones, good wrestler, athletic af, serious power unlikes Jones, long reach, good standup and no pressure what so ever
>>66551596
FW is deeper than HW and MW combined.
>>66551612
>Weak cardio though.
Yeah and Jones is used to going 5 rounds without gassing out.
I don't see any way OSP wins. On the feet or on the ground.
I hope Jon Jones runs over and kills all of his supporters.
If you aren't looking forward to this one you're a casual.
>Im excited to see two niggers fight
Fuck off anti white nu males
Go worship your spooks on reddit
Why the fuck did they make it for an interim belt?
UFC does the same shit boxing does and just comes up with belts whenever its convienent
Will OSP be the most physically imposing opponent Jones will have faced?
the city of USADA
>>66551719
That's odd
>>66551667
No shit.
When did everyone else realize UFC had fucking goof tendencies when it came to hyping a fight?
>>66551667
>whenever its convienent
more idiots will pay for a 'title fight' now and a 'unification fight' later, it's win win if you're digging for shekels
MIKE HAYES IS NO LONGER MY BOY
>>66551719
her clitdick grows stronger
>it's an AKA fighter gets injured episode
>>66551667
because Jones is the undefeated champ and never lost the belt
also it gives them an excuse to have a title unification when he faces dc
it makes jon happy, it saves the card, it makes the ufc happy
>>66551667
It's called marketing. At least now Jones has a reason to have a belt.
>>66551719
who cares she's obviously natty
Is Jones vs OSP the best option they had?
Are you going to steam in a bong italy?
>>66551667
>champ gets injured and his challenger is fighting a highly ranked contender in his stead
There's literally nothing wrong with this being an interim title fight, and that's not even mentioning the obvious reasons like the mad bank they stand to make
>>66551667
So Jones can show up to the next DC/Jones press conference with a belt and not look like an idiot
>>66551768
full natty brah
>>66551686
think so, Rampage is the other one that comes to mind. You gonna watch Shooto in like 1 bong?
>>66551773
Yes. Jones has beaten everyone else (except Rumble)
>>66551780
I'll stream now if people want
I was waiting for the announcement to cool off
not even USADA cares about the manlets
>>66551791
dunno, wanted to go sleep
if I'm still awake and there's heemspeak maybe
>>66551816
Oh shit the prelims are already on?
Please do.
Rumble is not my boy after this.
>>66551842
I meant Sakara fights
I never stream live events m8
>>66551749
No, it's a much needed start to keep title fight rolling instead having to wait for glass shithead like Cain, Cruz, Pettis, Weidman among the others to fight for the title.
OSP has way better chances than what people may think. I swear I won't be surprised if his goofy unorthadox punch will KO Jones unawares. Osp I fast, powerful and unpredictable with them due his athleticism.
>>66551838
>Cruz tested 5 times in 4 months
>>66551839
ill go on heemspeak if you want to watch the fights
>>66551839
>heemspeak
how bout you hang yourself instead weirdo
>>66551880
get on board, I'll call it in
>>66551637
Why can't he win on the feet?
>>66551146
>mfw putting a cheeky tenner on OSP like I did with Nate
>>66551838
>Cruz getting tested that many times
>>66551896
>he beat old man Shogun so he can beat Jon
Wew lad
>>66551870
Aren't you our neighbourhood Yoel fetishist?
>>66551896
>it's a brazilian leading with his chin episode
>>66551891
aight la, just gonna finish heeming people online at ufc 2, brush teeth, get in bed and i will be on
>>66551944
what a fucking faggot
who would you have Jones fight at HW?
Hunt was apparently was offered the fight
>>66551944
sounds good
>>66551962
don't be scared
>>66551596
I don't know what your point is.
>Jones vs OSP
why would OSP even sign for that fight?
is he suicidal?
>>66551927
Don't you have allah to pray to at this hour?
>>66551989
what is it? a play on words of teamspeak something for gaming?
is it free to download? i want to hear you fucking douche canoes talk fighting.
>>66550962
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that fucking thread
Why are the GOATs at light weight all asian or part-asian?
1. Aoki Shinya
2. BJ Penn
3. Benson Henderson
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno
OSP about to get raped AKA wrestlefucked to death tb h
>>66552011
Because an hour ago most casual fans didn't know who he was. Now he is headlining a ppv against the returning GOAT for an interim title. He has everything to win and nothing to lose
>>66551107
No it wasn't. JBJ lost his title.
>>66552100
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
get real doofus
>>66552125
He is right.
>>66552100
>>66552137
lol you fags would have a point if DC actually beat Jon
there's literally nothing to discuss here
>>66551896
Jones doesn't lunge in open like that. He's mostly a point fighter like all the other Jackson-Wink fighters (Conduit and Holly)
>I'm prepared to die in there to beat you, Jon!
>Just as long as I dont get any booboos while training
>>66551170
No it isn't. He was stripped off the belt.
>>66552157
So GSP is still the welterweight champ? Nobody let Canada know or he will never stop shitposting.
inb4 198 becomes an Interim HW title fight
What's a good Heavy Weight matchup for Jon Jones?
>>66551191
>he's already beaten DC
That means, he's going to win every fight that happens from now on amirite?
>>66552137
>>66552100
but the champ was forced from his upcoming title defence so two contenders fought for the belt in his place
That's like, the interim championship scenario to a T.
Unless you guys are going to just argue the technicalities
>>66552157
What did he injure anyway?
>>66552213
Hunto
>>66552213
Stipe would be a very competitive fight i bet, Ben Rothwell is a giant so that would be a good meme fight to see if Jones can handle the big bear dick
>>66552213
Roy Nelson
>>66552218
he's got a bruised foot
>>66552223
>implying
Hunt would get beated into a pulp like in the fight against Miocic and then forced to retire
>>66552218
broken vagina
>>66552216
When Jon was stripped of his title there was no way of knowing when/if he would be eligible to fight. he was 100% illegible for competition. I don't know what you mean by technicalities. You mean the actual facts of what happened? I am speaking about reality.
>>66552218
torn vagina yeh
>>66552258
I reckon he'd get circlejabbed and poked in the eye anytime he manages to start having some success
>>66551596
>The lighter weight classes aren't more skilled
Yes they are.
Im glad they didnt rush Rumble into the Jones fight
GET ME A COFFEE NAYTE
Does somebody has a polaris stream?
I wanna see Rousimar Palhares vs Tonon
>>66552286
That too, but he is not stopping Jones takedowns.
>>66552264
I mean yeah it was the legit title fight, but it was really just an interim title in practise
>>66551641
Underrated post.
>>66552296
Why wasn't Rumble training anyway? If I was him I'd have started a training camp too knowing one of these chumps was gonna pull out.
>>66552296
Rumble actually turned down the fight cuz he had a mouth surgery and can't put on the mouthpiece
>>66552296
They tried, rumble said no.
>>66552307
No, it wasn't. Interim would imply Jon had a return date when they stripped him. When he was stripped, for all the UFC knew he could be going to prison for the next five years. Its not the same.
>>66551766
>because Jones is the undefeated champ
He is neither undefeated, nor is he the champ.
Chump.
>>66552214
let's be real, do you think DC would be able to beat Jones?
JON IM COMIN BOY!!!
JUST AS SOON AS THE SWELLING IN MY PINKY TOE GOES DOWN
>>66552343
>he could be going to prison for the next five years
No.
Jones said he was so distraught he told Dana and Lorenzo he was done with fighting, so they did the logical thing and stripped him. He says it in that interview walk with Nosewani
>>66552343
Fuck you're dumb, I'm saying that everyone knew Jon was the real best 205er in the UFC regardless of who technically was the world champion after Cormier/Rumble
