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formule e girls> f1 ones
mad amx will die 2moro
LAND OF THE SHIT
>>66551674
nth for poorly sung national anthems
>singing us national anthem for a Formula E race
fuck off with this shit, stop this fucking shit
Horrible anthem, as it always is.
top 10 for nicky
>>66551689
echoed
Go Di Grassi!
SO MUCH FREEDOMS
SO BEAUTIFUL ;_;
>>66551715
nicki*
>tfw no HAM ROS VET
>>66551720
shut up
>HAMrosvet
>hamROSvet
>hamrosVET
What time is Indycar tonight?
Does anyone have stream?
this segway shit is so shit, can they not just walk
Okay Familie, viel Spaß!
>>66551730
I know you were talking about having agimmick but do you really need one.
If you're the only Paki, then you're just, "That one Paki"
Just like "That one Nauru" guy
>>66551771
No. This is the FUTURE of transport guize
Quick Nick will win this one
>>66551790
>nauru
curaçao
>>66551674
Nogger
>>66551794
Might actually be, though
>>66551805
>a fucking liqueur
BIRD
I
R
D
that rastafari livery is the worst fucking livery i've ever seen
GREAT CLEAN RACING
>>66551718
Thanks sisu bro.
You know sisu and the American go-getter attitude aren't too far apart.
Finland-USA bromance 4lyfe.
>>66551845
He's Greek
>>66551845
10/10
>everyone finishes the first lap
Driver standards confirmed better than Pirelli World Challenge
>>66551856
>>66551845
>>66551860
Holy shit, lol
> Americans
>Bob Varsha not knowing anything and leaving it all to Franchitti
always find it so hard to take this serious, the sound makes it sound like rc cars
>>66551689
Fuck you
>>66551856
Hey Pakistan, why you got so many methane powered cars?
Lack of sound from the cars gives a feeling of special olympics
>>66551856
>>66551860
>>66551868
OMG Ameridumb stereotype confirmed
>>66551869
bob isn't the one who can't tell teammates apart, though
Race starts at 17:00
What a shit time.
>>66551899
You can tell Dario is a bit flustered having to be a main commentator.
Usually it is Jack with Dario adding some extra stuff.
it's robin FRAYNS, god dammit bob, not robin frins
>ugly cars
>terrible whiney whistle sounds
>gimmicks everywhere
>literally impossible to pass
why does this series exist? for the sole purpose of giving drivers with failed careers something to do?
>>66551941
thank you
>>66551923
I feel bad for him desu, I think he's a quality commentator, just a bit out of his comfort zone.
>>66551877
A shitty meme fuel the government tried to push to curb spending on oil imports.Also checked Valtteri
>piquet jr using more energy than anyone else
>still last
LE CONSERVATION MEISTER EXPOSED
>>66551941
They're both wrong though.
It's Frayens
TOP KEK BOB
>>66551946
You talking about Formula e or Formula 1 there?
>>66551946
P.R for Tesla
why are they allowed to speak french reee
>>66551923
Yeah. Bob isn't bad; he's been doing racing commentary for over 20 years, but he started and has always been a sports commentator, not necessarily a race enthusiast.
BUEMI
U
E
M
I
Who /Haas/ here?
>Post yfw Haas gets a podium this year
The music in the replays always makes it look as if it's a highlight race and not live
>>66551985
>Not doing whatever the fuck you want in the land of FREEDOM!
ebin gimi memes
>>66552009
Sounds like DiRT Rally's replay/menu sounds.
This is boringer than boring. Boringest. Just closed the tv with a voice command, in disgust.
>pooemi
>buemi
>>66552045
watching with one eye 2bh
>the genius of Sebastian Buemi
Whining imminent.
Also, based Di Grassi.
>Booemi
>Switzerland
>bulelmi
>BUEMI
WHAT A FUCKING CHOKE ARTIST HACK
>Hitting someone on the head.
It's not heavy or flying through the air
>BUEMI
>>66552045
Racing is a shit sport to be fair, F! is only fun because of the memes
>music and sound effects
So fucking retarded.
This fucking music.
>Heidfeld got a boost
The win is still on lads
>>66551982
Tesla is actually making their own GT electric series instead of going into Formula E
>>66552045
The human eye can't see faster than 150KM/H anyway, faggot.
>cars missing massive amounts of aero parts
>barely any slower at all
What's the point
poor frijins
>frijns de dutchman is fading
its the 18th century all over again
D I G R A S S I
FAN BOOST!
What is happening?
>>66552079
WTF.... I hate Buemi now
>>66552105
less aero less control
big deal
>>66552102
One can hope. TAKE MY POWER HEIDFELD
REEEE
>Streamer stopped streaming
welp
if poo emi wins this championship it will be such a farce
>>66552095
I guess. But I honestly think F1 has the best meme game of all sports, by a long shots No fucking clipart animals, tsuuuu and other shit.
>>66552123
>>66551674 cursed the dutchies
>Ram someone and destroy their race
>no punishment
>huge debris on the track
>no yellow flag
>no safety car
wow
Stream ded for a bit there.
Also now that I think about it it was quite similar to how Alonso tried to pass Gutierrez.
>aero literally useless in this series
>>66552123
>>66552144
>>66551689 even, if only i could quote properly
>>66552150
Tyre pressure off by 0.05 - DSQ
>Poortugal BTFO
>>66552150
in Formula E Renualt is never punished, it's one of the unwritten rules
They should show way more from the front view.
>>66552153
Except, yknow, not at over 200 mph and directly up the back instead of a glancing blow.
>tfw we'll get to see two cars run out of juice in the middle of the track
so what the fuck is frijns supposed to do now? drive like my grandmother to save battery?
>>66552173
They generally punish themselves enough.
Why don't they just change the front wing like the commentator said?
>>66552173
the full name of Formula E is FIA Formula EDams
>>66552003
>mfw they doubted The Greatest American Hero since GI Joe
I mean, I'm not saying FE has no potential.
>More power (Elon Musk will handle this in due time)
>Better tires
>Go to proper race tracks
This is a long term project I hope.
>>66552211
> Formula EDams
new meme
>broadcast numbers team radio
>broadcast all team radio
>broadcast technical data team radio
This series is so amateurish
>>66552243
I hope Elon Musk dies soon desu
>>66552243
Oh, and get rid of the ridiculous car swapping.
>>66552211
>Ferrari International Assistance Formula EDams
That's a long name for a small sport.
>>66552256
Formula e's MWL
>>66552256
kek it's a meme I tried to force towards the end of S1 but didn't take off
at last poo emi gets a penalty
>>66552243
Street track best track
Did Prost just do a 1.06.9 pit stop?
RIP DURAN
0%
Prost is under the minimum time, Buemi got a drive-through, it's fun seeing Renault get almost all of the trouble this time.
>>66552243
the tracks are good - they punish bad driving unlike most F1 tracks
>>66552299
Heidfeld in first
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66552299
>>66552318
i'm sure a single tenth is in the margin of error honestly
>Bird
BIRD THE TURD
>BIRD
Fuck
>that sound when he crashed
lyl
>>66552267
SEASON FIVE BABY SINGLE CAR FORMULA E MARK YOUR CALENDARS
Ouch, I was rooting for Bird to finish on podium. That was kinda stupid.
SAMBOOST
>ABT 3rd
Get naked and dance
>JUST BIRD MY SHIT UP
>no safety car
sensing a Heidfeld win btw family
>>66552338
So is 0.05 PSI
>>66552358
This reminds me of how often Senna would win the Fanboost in season 1,only to bin the car half way through the race
I see the formulae website Sarrazin isn't second
>>66552375
very true
but this is formula e and their stewards decide what action to take by throwing darts blindfolded
A raceing sport where you get punished for being to fast.
>>66552407
You mean this is FIA
>>66552394
kek
everyone knows he's shit now though so he never gets it
>>66552394
JEV had a run of several races were he'd qualify well and get fanboost, and then be cursed in the race getting mechanical failures or being crashed into
>>66552409
It's their way of dealing with the fact that their they have to make an asinine mandatory carswap in order to deal with the fact that they can't make a car that lasts longer than 25 minutes
>electric cars are the future
>prost penalty
glorius
Prost finally gets penalty
>Just
RENAULT HAHAHHA
fuck offf french faggots
>>66552409
You mean every pit lane in every series
>>66552409
What, how does that work in FE?
>>66552488
there's a minimum pitstop time to make sure the teams strap the drivers in properly during the car change
>>66552488
Mandatory minimum pitstop time so they can't save time by not properly strapping in the drivers.
>0.1 under pit stop time
>Penalized
They should add a margin error and attribute it to unaccurate timing
how will di Grassi be disqualified this time?
not sure if frijns is falling behind but it looks like hes doing very well conserving his battery
Germans on 2, 3 and 4. Top Cuck (
>>66552503
>>66552514
Oh, I see. Cheers.
>formula pEnalty
>Energy overuse penalty
Every fucking time. TOO MUCH POWER.
>piquet
>piquet
>Piquet
>dario begging for a SC
>Piquet
>Crashing on purpose AGAIN
PQ no
>Piquet
>Piquet
>Inevidible SC
>Di Grassi Cucked
Pat Symonds strikes again!
odds on the woman rear ending the guy in front
>YELLOW FLAG SOUND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That was a lot of curb.
>>66552592
I'd like to rear end her if you know what I mean
The amount of people
SAFETY
C
A
R
>>66552579
kek
SC finish basically, welp.
SAFETY
A
F
E
T
Y
Heidfeld pls
pls
Is this the worst race of the season so far?
>>66552626
DANCE
the i8 is the best part of FE
>le socially-conscious actor without Oscar man
Piquet has a nice butt, just sayin
>my feet hurt
>>66552592
that's called pegging and it's very lewd
i'd totally let her rear end me
>>66552661
>without
DI CAPRIO
I
C
A
P
R
I
O
>>66552640
>yes
This season is shit compared to S1 meme mastery
>>66552661
he's got an Oscar now
>>66552678
>>66552681
I know, but for literally years that's all anyone had to say about him
Senna got a little bit more boost there. Could sneak something here if doesn't bin it into the wall
>fuck it
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
>tow truck cunt in charge of moving cars
>>66552680
S1 was GOAT, this season has been hit-or-miss
So why can you get penalized for overusing energy? Because otherwise you might run out?
This is the first FE race i have seen and honestly its fucking awful
>>66552676
>fanboost
I take it Heidfeld has never won in FE?
>Talking to drivers mid-race
Imagine the memes if we had this in F1
Green white checker incoming
38/41
It's over isn't it?
>>66552708
>Because otherwise you might run out
yes
>>66552713
>DON'T TALK TO ME IN THE CORNERS REEEEEEE
>>66552713
>team radio is not used in f1
Could be good finish this. Get em Heidfeld
>>66552713
>kimi
>.........
>kimi?
>.......
>>66552710
He almost did
But he was upside down
>Prost
>>66552710
he hasn't won in single seaters for 15 years or something
>>66552730
But isn't that a penalty in it's own right?
>>66552760
>But isn't that a penalty in it's own right
yes
So let's make a guess at a reason why is Di Grassi getting disqualified this time.
Zzzzzz
>>66552811
swearing
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How much lighter does the cars get when the batery drains?
>>66552811
I'd go for underweight again. Fucking cheating Audi cunts would be stupid enough to repeat their mistakes. Death to Audi.
>>66552811
Raising his arms out of cockpit when other cars were near
That was pretty boring.
I have seen a couple of formula e races, they usually have more action. F1 is a lot better than this.
Good night lads, see you tomorrow for race.
To be honest, I'm more excited for motogp.
>>66552839
72.5 grams per kilojoule
Seriously though,is there any 2nd generation driver to have ever surpassed their dad/uncle?
>mfw the wrong Villeneuve technically counts
This isn't a world I want to live in
#4thePlayers
>>66552890
still hoping for Ralf Schumacher
An okay race, not the most exciting but enjoyable enough. Really happy for Di Grassi.
Not staying for Indycar, don't want to fall asleep mid-race, will catch up tomorrow.
>>66552890
Al Unser Jr
Michael Andretti was very accomplished in his own right (not surpassing Mario, obviously tho)
>Heidfeld under investigation
>>66552912
I think you mean Mick
>>66552873
night n***
>>66552883
Thanks, bro, figured it wouldn't be much!
Race wasn't amazing compared to FE standards, but still more enjoyable than most F1's
>Bird under investigation
>Hiedfeld under investigation
>WHY
>>66552956
Yea
>>66552944
Good old Heidfeld penalties, I missed them.
>>66552890
Verstappen is going to and its going to be easy because Jos was such a shitshow of a driver
Rosberg is basically a much better driver than his father, has more wins as well I think. Keke does have the WDC but his actual driving success and performance was quite sporadic.
>Nicki will never get ex-CI-ted about your dick
>>66551881
underrated
>isn't it ironic
Best anthem is going to be played again
Wait, isn't this the first time in Formula E history a girl has scored points?
Hell fucking yeah.
WHY DO THEY KEEP PLAYING THIS ROYALTY FREE MUSIC
>>66553103
surprised they're not doing some progressive trap remix
>>66553116
Yay girls!~ <3
>>66553116
based simona
>>66553139
I think they did in fact compose the OST specifically for Formula E
https://soundcloud.com/formulaej
It does sound a bit generic wub wub, but some tracks are pretty great and they have this slight but unique electric zapping feel.
Also "when the lights go out" is fucking awesome.
So anyone else staying for Indycar?
>>66553178
Good for her. My female open-wheel waifu will forever be Katherine Legge, but Simona is alright. Hope she continues to do well.
>>66553213
I really, really wanted to but it's already 3AM and I'd have to stay up until 6AM, not looking reasonable even to root for Aleshin and Rossi.
>>66553213
when does it start?
Sarrazin be like, what am I even doing at this Abt party.
THIS CIRCUS MUSIC KEK
>>66553208
I actually like that a lot!
>2 kisses
plebs
l
e
b
s
the champagne smoke machines always make me kjlasd
>Trophies given by models
Better than F1
10/10
>the entire Abt team and poor Sarrazin who can't find a place between them
I'd feel bad to be Sarrazin whose podium was somewhat ruined by this.
>let's stand together
cocks out boys
INDYCAR WHEN
STREAM WHERE
L-LEWD
>Post yfw this is the turning point of the championship and Di Grassi takes the championship from Buemi in London just like Piquet did last season
>>66553445
I'm still not sure Di Grassi won't get DSQ'd so no face from me yet.
But if he doesn't, picrelated.
>>66553265
Sorry, been fappin'.
in 1 bong, 22 bings i believe
>>66553517
>starts at 9:41 pm EST
wat
>>66553517
thanks pham
>>66551674
7 and gimi wins
>>66553594
finland loses again :D:D::D:DD
>>66553594
Go to sleep Finland, you're drunk
As usual
>>66553594
3 and mad amx doesn't die
>>66553632
t-thats not how it works
>>66553632
fucking anglos
>>66553532
er, 9:30 EST. I am also bad at math.
>>66553694
>anglos
i'm welsh, you schweizer
Moto3 and F1 at the same time, why goddammit
>>66553756
Anglo = anglosphere, which you are a part of.
>>66553733
That's okay, just confusing
>>66553784
Why care about Moto3, It's a shitfest with kids
If you want to see young teenagers in amateur rides the internet has millions of sites to offer for it
>>66554094
i like it.
>>66554094
>Curaçao
>Colacao
>want to make quali more exciting
>want to mix up the grid
>force a system that does neither
Guess green flag is actually dropping at 9:15. Sorry guise
We have a thread here
>>66554261
>>66554469
To be fair, it does shake up the grid for the lower and midfield teams, it just doesn't affect the top teams, which are the problem.
>three beers in and still no stream
kill me now
http://www.gpone.com/it/node/22156
RIP Hamilton
>>66554549
There is literally no argument for this format over 2015.
>>66552988
???
Keke has a championship, roster only wins races when Hamilton dicks around and because the Mercedes has been the best car for two going on three seasons. Keke would have a lot of wins too if he had such a good car
>>66552988
keke BTFOing a carbabby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0kdfyNpzYU
>>66555130
Rossi is GOAT I will fight you
>>66554549
>it does shake up the grid for the lower and midfield teams
Are there really a lot of lower people who are out of position? Nasr may have messed up, but Kvyat already explained his struggles and Wehrlein also knew he was capable of more than just second last place and hoped to get into Q2.
>>66555494
They are equally bad. Keke only won the championship because Pironi nearly died and missed the last 5 races.
Make the elimination time 4:30 but eliminate 3 drivers at once. That way if a driver is in the red zone they have time to go and do a lap
>>66556444
And Didier was only in a position because Gilles literally died earlier in the season.
Keke was still a great-tier driver tho, as is Nico.
>>66556603
Might as well just make the elimination time 15 minutes (AKA go back to the way it was before)
perfect qualifying scenario: all teams boycott qualifying and pseudo-qualify during FP3
WHY CHANGE QUALIFYING.
PUT IT BACK TO HOW IT WAS
WHAT FUCKING SPASTIC WAS BORED WITH HOW IT USED TO BE
WHY DO PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING
>>66557132
It's truly magnitudes worse than it was before and no one was complaining about qualifying anyways. It's just mind blowing.
>>66552003
I don't get people who buried Haas before the season even started. They literally have a not-as-good Ferrari chassis, last year's Ferrari engine and Grosjean has progressed well as a driver. I'd say yes for a podium but I think it'll come from a few DNFs rather than race pace.
Motorsports related question: has the Argentina motogp race been running smoothly? or were there any issues?
Do you guys think there is a chance for a F1 GP to be organized in that circuit? or in Argentina for that matter honestly.
Thanks
>>66557301
>last year's Ferrari engine
Don't they have a 2016 Ferrari engine?
>>66557301
dallara's performance with hispania wasn't great.
>>66557434
>Don't they have a 2016 Ferrari engine?
yes.
>>66556444
>>66556609
Keke managed to win in a naturally aspirated car when tey were quickly becoming obsolete compared to the turbos.
>>66557577
Development was halted so many times and rushed in the end because Hispania or Campos at the time, had no funding. They allegedly didn't even get the blueprints and the car had literally zero updates over the season regardless of whether they were at Monaco or Monza. Very bad example
>Hamilshit getting away with fucking reversing
Someone help
Post tracks in Italy that could realistically replace Monza with minimal changes to it
>>66558060
mugello and imola.
Based Ricky in for a podium lads?
>>66558100
Only with retirements
>>66558159
#believe
What would happen if they had a Formula E race on the Carl Vinson
It's about a 1/3rd of a km across so it's definitely big enough for the speeds they go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lAIx6MrePw
>>66557615
Like I said, I still hold Keke in high regard, but 1982 was just at the point where turbos became obviously better than atmos. Around street circuits or those that had more corners than straights (i.e. Dijon), atmos were still superior because of their engine response and drivability.
/F1g/ you are my onlyu frends
>>66558818
why the dirt
>>66558060
What does /F1/ think of Misano?
>>66558159
>Alonso retires from racing
Ricky WDC confirmed
>>66553239
>USA <3 RUS
My favorite Indy drivers too.
Is there any link for the race? Are acestream codes still a thing? I've been off for a while.
>>66559424
race is tomorrow m8
>>66559452
I know m8 I just wnat to avoid the pre-race circle jerk
>>66559498
eff59157efd2f748c3f95b3075cc14d5a770f440
some people were using this one. Its from henno not sure if stays the same for the race. all i got.
>>66559536
Thank you
Kvyat is going to get DROPPED for Mad Max. Would they ever move drivers during the season?
>>66551757
vintage meme
>>66559662
what did kvyat say was the reason for qualifying so shit
>>66559797
Meme format probably
That or getting cucked by how Red Bull release him into traffic
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
HAHA TIME FOR HAMROSVET
nice situation for williams, they can save one pit stop.
also k mag and perez with 3 new ss can try agrressive strategy
>>66560489
manor podium confirmed
Indy Car > F1
>>66560533
we know that
>motogp and f1 on at the same time
i thought these jews had an agreement so this would never happen
Anyone else comfylurking /f1/ from the bed?
>>66560751
Just comfy waiting for the race desu
>>66560760
8 hour wait
Why Campechano is always in the arab countries?
>>66560769
6 hours away is fine
>>66560751
Yea just wake up to be honest because I stayed up and ruined my sleeping schedule for that shitty Formula E race last night lol
Did anyone watch the Indycar race yesterday? It just got uploaded to youtube so I'm wondering if it's worth watching?
>>66560751
i might be doing that for the race. 1am start. :/
Haven't seen anyone talk about Alonso blowing Herbert THE FUCK OUT yet.
http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10226616/fernando-alonso-confronts-sky-f1s-johnny-herbert-over-retirement-claims
>>66560957
should've been here yesterday pal
>>66560966
Damn what thread? I'll look in the archive.
Rate my bets
X means both will not drive to the finish.
>>66560970
well it wasn't much of a talk but rather "sick bantz" "herbert btfo" spam
>>66560985
Fucking phone
>>66559053
The show must go on.
>>66560985
>>66561006
So you're betting on either Vettel or Gimi to not finish?
how many bongs please
>>66561041
Yes.
In order to win I need to have everything correct: 8 / 8
If one fucks up, I lose. Vettel / Gimi is locked. It gives me a free win.
For example if Bottas wins over Massa, I lose.
>go sleep wearing undies
>wake up without panties
idk why tbqh
>>66560489
using the mediums for a two stop compared to ss and soft for a three stop is slower though
their strategy is as brilliant as always :^)
>>66560985
You will not win any money on this my famalami
>>66561115
t Bottas
>>66560526
please meme magic make it real
>>66560489
>Williams
>no new soft tyres
>no new supersoft tyres
>>66561078
That's one mighty multi m8
You need to have some more faith in Ferrari. SURELY they can't fuck up Gimi's car two days in a row right?
right?
>>66560489
>>66561095
What are the pitstop strategy predictions like anyway?
It's got to be a 2 stop, i highly doubt even Merc can make it a 1 stop with the medium considering how high tyre deg is on a track like Bahrain. It does cool down a bit but still.
SS - Med - Softs seems like the most conservative choice
SS - Med - SS dunno if its possible
SS - Softs - SS probably not possible at all
Maybe Haas or some of the other teams from Q2 can pull off a Soft - Medium 1 stop but even then seems like a lot to ask for without a safety car (which is extremely unlikely considering there's 1 km of runoff everywhere and we haven't seen an incident all weekend
Rate my ticket.
>>66561177
Beautiful table mate
>>66561172
SS-S-S-S or SS-SS-S-S are the fastest
SS-M-S is the only other viable strategy but is slower
>How do you want your front right tire temperature, family?
>>66561177
/rare/ 2bh
>>66561196
Optimal.
>>66561177
Rich Arabs/10
>>66561177
I'm going to assume you don't actually live in Bahrain until proven otherwise
>>66561186
It's a pretty nice hotel.
>>66561209
It was actually easy to get tickets, flights, hotels on short notice. It's nowhere near full.
>>66561215
I'm white.
>>66561229
>I'm white.
>>>/out/
>>66561224
Nope, just visiting here. This was a rather spontaneous idea, there were plenty of tickets available, so...
>>66561229
enjoy the race mate. what grandstand are you sitting at?
Where is the bingo´?
Do we have an ISIS attack slot?
>>66561229
I want another picture of the table
>>66561243
Did you go yesterday?
I want to know what kind of food an event in Bahrain actually has
>>66561246
No idea where it's located. All I know is that it's supposed to be somewhere along the goal straight. It was the most expensive normal ticket.
How long until the race begins?
https://twitter.com/F1/status/716545042375020544
lmao what the fuck
>>66561281
That looked extremely fucking fast
>>66561258
Here you go m8.
>>66561261
Nope. Stayed around the city instead. The circuit is pretty far from here, like 40km. And transport options aren't that great here. I expect the food will be standard fare. In general there's a fair amount of Indian, Persian, Lebanese food here in addition to standard western things. If you know what Dubai is like, it's similar here.
>>66561270
http://whenisf1on.com/
>>66561270
5 bongs
>>66561281
Holy shit, nice! I think Valtteri was a bit late on the throttle, could've been even faster.
>>66561297
>pebbles
Was the dirt/sand spent or what?
I want that fucking table though. Have fun anon, enjoy it.
>>66561297
are you worried at all that you'll be kidnapped by qatar and made to labour in the construction of the 2022 world cup stadia
>>66561297
>Indian, Persian and Lebanese
so that's like curry and kebabs right
sign me up senpai, sounds delicious
>>66561177
Of all the places to see F1, fucking MONACO, you picked Bahrain. What a fucking retard you are.
Or better yet. You actually live in that fucking hell hole. Have fun with that shit when the oil money stops coming in and you get your head hacked off for being a Westerner.
>these people thinking Gulf states are safe
>>66561297
how much is the whole trip costing you
>>66561319
Dunno, would have to ask the decorator.
>>66561325
This place is very safe for visitors. I'm white so I'm in no danger of being mistaken for one of the curry imported cheap laborers.
>>66561327
Yea, and anything else you can think of. I think I'm going to have a burger and beer for lunch before leaving for the circuit.
>>66561335
>he can't even afford a business class flight and 5 star hotel stay in Bahrain
Stay bitter.
>>66561335
>Monaco
The whole place is a meme.The track is ass & it's just a small town full of southern poofters. More of a joke than Canada with it's fucking leaf flag. At least they have an ok track.
>>66561335
Probably because going to the Bahrain GP is nowhere near as expensive as going to the Monaco GP you absolute plonker
>>66561378
Plus it was easily available on short notice. You have to arrange your trip to Monaco, lodging, tickets who knows how long in advance.
>>66561374
Monaco is probably awesome if you are a millionaire. Then again just about anywhere is awesome if you are a millionaire.
I have no idea why normal plebs want to go to Monaco, even for the F1 race. It's famously incredibly expensive and it's literally just a small city in Southern France.
>>66561371
>brag about money
>fucking Bahrain, shithole
>>66561386
>actually I couldn't afford Monaco
TOP LEL
>>66561416
I went to Monaco in 2008 to see the F1 and it was the absolute GOAT. Best race I've been to, and I've been to quite a few. That said, it was a rare good race at Monaco. You don't actually stay in Monaco itself unless you have money to burn.
>>66561429
I spontaneously booked a business class flight to Bahrain and a suite in a 5 star hotel. And I can't afford Monaco?
>>66561446
>only race uncle managed to get to was first race at Valencia because his mates had tickets & they wanted to try getting him into racing.
>>66561446
No you're wrong, listen to the people who've never been even close to Cote d'Azure tell you how it's totally shit and inferior to snow nigger land. Boy I sure do love that snow nigger land and all its mongols! So nice and comfy.
>>66561453
>And I can't afford Monaco?
No, you can't. The fact that you even think you could makes me believe you're underage and your parents paid your trip.
>>66561362
Couple hundred for the hotel. About 320eur for the f1 ticket. Flight was more expensive, around 3k.
>>66561461
Then do tell me how much attending the Monaco gp would cost? I will tell you if it's within my price range.
>>66561461
I think what he was saying is Monaco is a pain to attend because it requires booking tickets, hotels, flights, etc a long time in advance due to popularity. And this Bahrain trip was a spontaneous trip for him.
also stop posting you sound insufferable
>>66561466
>I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY, LOOK AT ME
>c-couple hundred for the h-h-hotel
>I CAN AFFORD MONACO I JUST DONT WANNA!
I'm losing my shit.
Stop.
>>66561177
lend us a few billion mate
>>66561482
You sound buttblasted. May I suggest you go get laid, it will help you loosen up. If you can't afford the brothels, no worry, I'll meet you for beers and then give you some change so you can go to a hooker.
>>66561482
You're too young for this site, child.
>it's a HAMROSVET episode
Just end me now.
>>66561482
hans, warum so saltzlich heute?
>>66561429
just jelly here still
>>66561482
very mad jelly
>>66561177
glittery. i printed my own one for melbourne. have fun!
>>66561481
Interestingly enough, a few years ago Bahrain was like that as well. It was a pain for people who were visiting Bahrain during f1 for other reasons. But now? No problem at all. You can still get f1 tickets right now at stands in malls if you don't have one yet.
>>66561482
Some people can afford shit others can't, why is this so hard to admit for you? Seriously germanbro cool down man
Careful with upsetting Germany familia, remember what happened last time - they weren't allowed any cool military toys for aaaaaaagggeeeessss.
>>66561497
Sorry mate, I don't have a few billion lying around. I'm just a poor white guy who used the last of his life savings for this trip.
>>66561499
>i f-fuck b-b-b-bitches
Still laughing.
Love all the butthurt replies, too.
>>66561571
It's time to kill yourself, Hans.
>>66561577
>k-k-kill y-yourself
Okay, snow nigger.
>>66561571
>>66561584
hans time for your pills
>>66561555
Kek now that I think about it, that's how WW1 and WW2 started too. I guess Germans never like to admit it when in rare moments some folks are more fortunate than they are.
>>66561571
Hey man don't let me say it another time. Just chill already
>>66561594
Out of rebuttals already? Sad.
>>66561599
>going to Bahrain
>fortunate
That's like saying you're fortunate to travel aboard the Titanic, bro.
>>66561601
He said 'pills', not 'pils', Germanbro - ease up on the drinking and you'll ease up on the shitposting.
As much as like Altbier your beer is overrated anyway...
>>66561571
This is now a "post last hotel room you stayed in" thread. Until Hans shuts up at least. Here's mine. Dutchbro, your favorite table there on the left.
>>66561616
Cheeky German lad thoughts on losing this track due to your new Muslim friends? I actually liked this track even with Formula e shit.
>>66561626
You actually did it. Now I have definitive proof that you're a poor nobody. ACTUALLY boasting about a hotel room that cost a couple hundred.
This is pathetic beyond anything and I've screencapped all of it :3
I'm leaving now, rest easy.
>>66561626
That's a legitimately comfy-looking room.
Or screw that. Lunch thread. I mentioned earlier that I was gonna have a burger and beer for lunch. Here it is.
>>66561619
I don't think he is old enough to drink.
>>66561653
Bye bitter jelly retard.
>>66561661
What are the beers & western foods like over there?
>>66561626
I just want to lick that table so bad
>>66561661
>Heineken
I feel for you, lad.
What is that thing in the top bun?
>>66561653
Glad to see you're taking the nap you obviously need disgruntled germanbro
>>66561661
>Heineken
I thought you would know better than this. I do want those peanuts in the background though
HOW MANY BONGS: BINGS UNTIL RACE TIME?
>Bring up Muslims
>German leaves
tfw will never be a cuck from Cologne
>>66561680
not him, but alcohol is not allowed f a m.
some f1 stuff:
jean cuck:
>We cannot be guided only by social media. We are aware of social media, but social media should not be what guides us to run our organisation
ron dennis:
>The position of the FIA, I feel, is to ensure the safety of the other drivers. If a driver feels a bit of pain, and wants to drive with a bit of pain, I think that’s the driver’s decision
kvyat MAD:
>Of course it's easier to go through this, but I'm just fucking tired from all this shit. I didn't want this kind of start to the season again
buttonsteer:
>The car's been really good all weekend, I've had a reasonable balance, mostly struggling with a bit of understeer, but quite happy with it, and on my last run, for no reason at all it was the complete opposite, with massive oversteer
>>66561718
1456
>>66561653
Bye.
>>66561660
That's just the living room. The bedroom is another room on the left.
>>66561680
Limited availability and expensive.
>>66561699
>>66561708
It's not like this place is famous for its beers. You take what's available.
>>66561661
Shit that looks bland as fuck.
watered down beer
white fries
sad lettuce...
>>66561725
Uh yes, alcohol is allowed here in hotel bars. Like in Dubai. And just like Dubai, Saudis always come here to drink and fuck hookers.
>>66561750
oh. british tourist office said it's banned, kek.
>completely missed the start of the F1 season
>completely missed AusGP thinking it was tomorrow
fug, how was the AusGP lads? Was it a good race or just another Mercedes winslol?
Is this season going to be Rosbeta's or what?
>>66561743
Probably just a result of too much light. It's hard to photograph food actually.
>>66561763
They dun goofed. Bahrain is probably the most liberal Arab country. It's almost like the Vegas of ME.
>>66561771
the first number of laps before the red flag was fucking great, ferrari took off like they meant serious business and hamilton fell into sixth(???) place behind mad amx and whined on the radio he could just not get passed him, then there was a red flag and the race when back to MWL with mad amx crying all fucking race on the team radio
Ok beer snobs, this any better? Will have to be my last one because then it's time to head to the circuit.
>>66559053
>>66561030
love eerie pics like these
>>66561785
or maybe they don't want brits to get drunk and in trouble. who knows.
>>66559053
>>66561030
did they die?
>>66561796
>irish beer in bahrain
why do i find this so funny?
do the women wear headsvarves?
>>66561808
no deaths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8qnieWKLGA
>>66561771
Well here is one photo that is a pretty good indicator
But for an more complete answer: the first half was very entertaining and the second half after the huge crash was meh. What mostly made the second half worth watching was mad MAD amx verstappen. The team made a mistake but the kid went completely insane about it. Probably the first time we've seen actual teen angst with him
>>66561807
Could be. I also think there is no alcohol available on the f1 premises.
>>66561818
Some do, some don't. Foreigners obviously don't, except if it's something like visiting a mosque. Local women vary. Some go full covered, some headscarf, some just plain western.
>kinda tired
>race starts in 4 hours
>if I stay up I may struggle to stay awake for the entire race
what do lads
WHAT THE FUCK? REEEEEEEEEEE.
>The Bahrain meeting brought no decision on qualifying mode. Team principals will meet again thursday next week
>Claire Williams says a whole new proposal is to be voted on, not a hybrid system as before. No details yet as to what that proposal is
>>66561846
thanks for the info lad.
>>66561851
Either sleep a couple of hours or take a cup of coffee m8
>>66561839
fuck the car crash the dude in the black shirt and white pants nearly got taken out by the car skidding across the grass
>>66561626
Is that really a 5 star room?
It looks like a regular 3 star room with a bit of fancy shit added. Not that I am jealous or butthurt like that German autist but just seems like a bit of a case of diminishing returns when a 3 star room is more or less the same, just more basic. It's not like I ever spend any time in hotel rooms anyway other than for sleep so as long as the room is clean, it doesn't really matter to me what it's like.
Maybe the 5 stars comes from the actual hotel services and food etc?
RISE
>Instead new ideas were floated - three according to Paul Hembery - and they will be evaluated this week and discussed again on Thursday
Is there an acestream already?
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO:
>So no decision on qualifying, teams will discuss again on Thursday. Going back to 2015 format not an option. Talk of an aggregate system
>>66561883
Man if it wasn't for all the religious extremism, terrorism, beheadings and bombings i'd totally be down for middle-eastern fashion/women/culture(that had nothing to do with the fore mentioned problems)
>>66561872
There's stuff like available services etc, yes. But that was just the living room, the whole thing is bigger. This is the bedroom, next to that living room.
And it's not like this is the super mega presidential suite, just a nice spacious room/suite.
>>66561893
Sky broadcast starts in 2 bongs 20 bings
Dunno about the other channel. Has anyone even watched the other broadcast, if so, is it any good or better than Sky? Sky is getting a bit boring as of late especially with Herbert and Di Resta getting so much airtime.
Then again I don't pay for either so I can't really complain lol
>>66561904
WHO IS STILL IN FAVOUR OF THIS
WHY IS 2015 NOT AN OPTION
WHY IS THIS SPORT SO FUCKED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66561885
>>66561904
BUREAUCRACY
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>>66561907
The robes look comfy as fuck to be honest
>>66561907
If you want Arab qts, go for the 2nd gen immigrants. Their parents are strict, while they want to be western and party like their friends. Many of them are huge sluts. That, or exchange students from Arab countries.
>>66561912
That's pretty nice nonetheless my man. How do you get to the circuit? Taxi I am guessing?
Is Bahrain an "actual" city or is it basically the same deal as Dubai/Abu Dhabi?
>>66561915
channel 4? steve jones fucking sucks.
they had a good feature yesterday. kvyat, ricciardo and coulthard racing in red bull cars and having bantz over the radio. not sure what track.
>>66561796
i didnt think alcohol was legal there. you get a cheeky illegal deal or is it just not stringently enforced?
>>66560751
Aye. Perfect hangover meditation time aaaaaall the way till F1 start.
>>66561854
>Claire Williams says a whole new proposal is to be voted on, not a hybrid system as before. No details yet as to what that proposal is
ONE-LAP QUALIFYING
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>F1 needs to "learn how to optimise qualifying" according to Todt
can this cunt please get run over by a car.
>>66551674
>formule e girls> f1 ones
Yeah, because they're actually allowed to get in the car
>>66561935
Weirdly enough, Middle Eastern 2nd gen women are actually generally quite westernized and "normal" whereas the men seemingly make no effort whatsoever to assimilate.
Finding an Iranian immigrant woman who isn't a muslim and actually Persian and not an Arab would be GOAT but those are pretty rare obviously
>>66561935
>bang arab slut
>weeks later her parents are on the news for honor killing her or throwing acid on her face
yea nah i think i'll go latina or find one of those extra light skinned desi high-cast indian girls... then make them roleplay in arab costume
Who won qual?
HAMROSVET?
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>>66561943
I will try to catch a free shuttle bus from the hotel. If I miss that then yes, taxi.
Bahrain is more authentic than Dubai, as in it has been a trading hub for centuries. But it's just one tiny island so there isn't much.
>>66561945
Alcohol is legal here, just restricted. Fancier hotels can have bars, just like Dubai.
Snuck this picture just now. Notice the guy in the background.
>>66561982
really hope hes going to beat button
>>66561982
ugly cunt looks like di resta.
>>66561945
It's dubbed the "Las Vegas of the Middle East". It is fully legal there I am pretty sure. RIch Arabs go there to party and get drunk. Pretty sure that's like 85% of their national industry
>>66561948
>perfect hangover meditation
>not perfect hangover medication
>not drinking in bed
why?
>>66561958
This will surely increase the show! The SHOW is important guys setting fast laps is supposed to be super exciting to watch! Just remember back to all the previous great qualifying systems like the one lap or the hour long open session borefest! True classics
>>66562004
same desu, he deserves a spot in f1
>>66561968
Iranians are not Arabs, they are quite western and modern in comparison. Unlike their govt. But you knew that I'm sure. Pretty much every Iranian I have met has been very chill.
>>66561968
>You'll never marry a hot kurdish warrior woman
why is max verstappen nicknamed mad amx
specifically the amx bit
>>66561988
kek. i read that the saudis love black label.
>>66562004
He will probably score McLaren's first points of the season while Button remains anonymous and ends up P13
>>66562029
He specifically requested it
A true madman
>>66562040
THE ABSOLUTE AMX MAN
If Mad Amx rode dirt bikes he would be Mad BMX
>>66562029
because i was trying to get first post saying mad max but i can't type for shit i kept hitting amx instead
> 2015 qualy was too efficient and easy to understand says FIA tip top man Sepp Blatter
>>66562108
funny xd xp
>>66562029
>>66562109
then some brit kept bullying me for it*
desu why not do away with qualifying and start in reverse order from the last race?
>>66561904
>>Going back to 2015 format not an option
I'm off to the circuit. See you guys! If there is a F1 thread around when I'm back from the race maybe I can drop in and post a picture or two.
>>66562140
bernie ecclestone pls go
>>66562140
THINK OF THE SHOW
THE SHOW THE FANS WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED
The elimination quali could work if you gave the teams like 6 sets of tires specifically for quali and made the elimination so that instead of 1 car every 90 seconds, you made it 2 cars every 180 seconds because this would give a driver about to be eliminated a chance to set a new lap
The 2015 quali system was easily the most entertaining quali has ever been and promoters are fucking complaining about it? That's literally why it's being changed, promoters want to sell more tickets to quali sessions.
>>66562184
>If
there will be, have fun
>>66562184
Have fun la
>>66562184
Be sure to get some Gimi on camera :DDD
The one-lap qualifying is objectively superior. I don't know why they keep trying inventing new retarded ways to qualify when perfection already exists.
>>66562210
One lap, while saving some suspense for the final, is a snorefest until then.
>>66562210
Because
>Giving equal TV time to lower teams than top ones
Not happening
>>66562228
So like now then.
>>66562210
but its le boring and people have an attention span of 10 seconds so its not going to come back
only 1 car on track at once come on
>>66562238
I didn't praise the current system. And it definitely isn't "like now", now Q1 is a little interesting then it's lolnocars.
why not have a system where there's two sessions pitting teammates head to head?
Q1 determines the bottom half of the grid and the slower teammate is eliminated, Q2 allows the rest to go for pole
Promise you guys will post vlc stream okay?
Should I watch this or turnleft?
Which will be more entertaining?
>>66562108
If Mad Amx were a rapper he would be Mad DMX
>>66562281
The shitposting will be stronger in /F1/
> Although teams had favoured going back to the 2015 format, it is understood that FIA president Jean Todt and Ecclestone are more in favour of a different solution for China.
> Williams deputy team principal Claire Williams said that teams had reached a conclusion that simply going back to the 2015 format would not be a positive one for F1.
literally too fucking busy engineering a positive public relations effort with no idea of a future direction for qualifying.
>>66562108
If Mad Amx was fat he'd be Mad BMI
>>66562281
You should watch the first 5 laps or so. Then usually it becomes a borefest, but keep an eye on the thread just in case something happens.
>>66562260
The one-lap is not boring, at least I liked it. One car only on track, yes, but at least you're able to focus on that driver, the mistakes he makes, the way he drives. Now there's so many cars trying in the last moment it's almost impossible to follow them all the same way.
>>66562338
are you fucking retarded?
>tfw they're broadcasting volley instead of f1
Do you have any sopcast links?
