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A's
Closest MLB player to my name wins the 2016 mvp
>yfw the mets miss the playoffs
>>66513760
Someone was Cameron Beltran in the last thread
red socks to win the world series
>>66513760
Lee Trevino confirmed 2016 MVP
>>66513760
Luis Severino?
my name is the 2016 NL Cy Young winner
>>66513741
>Frazier
>>66513767
>Dickerson
>>66513771
>Saunders
>>66513783
>Gonzalez
we /mlb/ nao
>>66513821
Jk this one
>>66513839
The first full name we get for an MLB player will be this year's MVP
I will hit a home run off Kershit in NLDS Game 1
what opening day game are you most looking forward too?
>all these girls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, GET OFF MY BOARD
>>66513947
>looking forward to an opening day game that your team isn't playing in
>>66513964
sexist cis scum faggot
>>66513966
not just enjoying baseball
kershaw get
>>66513706
2 days bros
>implying any of this will happen
sneks win it all this year 2bh
>>66514345
TYB Doug Padilla and Dan Szymborski
>>66514345
I'm surprised there isn't any outrageous picks to win the world series. It's the same 4 to 5 teams per league.
>tfw marlins meme another championship
>>66514345
It's all over the place this year. It looks like ESPN is falling for the >even year meme too.
>>66514345
Seeing the Cubs plastered all over that makes really anxious
>Carlos Beltran, A-Rod, Adrian Beltre, and Jimmy Rollins all make it to the HoF in my RTTS career
The other ones make sense, but Jimmy Rollins?
>>66514500
>yfw we may see the Cubs win the WS in our lifetime
>>66514405
Someone believes. I guess one of us will have to.
>yfw the Astros are rated 1st overall in MLB 16 the show
9 ounce balls
>>66514665
Who are the top 5 teams?
mets desu
So what did your teams do for April fools today?
https://mobile.twitter.com/whitesox/status/715931779580960768
Got a chuckle out of me but am more looking for the sjw backlash because muh racist stereotypes
>>66514506
>A-Rod
LOL
>>66514736
Both Bonds and A-Rod will make it.
>>66514711
Using live rosters
>Astros
>Giants
>Blue Jays
>Cubs
>Dodgers
Using Current rosters
>Astros
>Giants
>Dodgers
>Blue Jays
>Cubs
>>66514794
LOL
>>66514730
kek
>Rick Monti
>@whitesox ah, nothing like a good Italian stereotype to piss me off in a Friday
ayy, get fucked monti
>>66514730
Lol they sure fooled us
>>66514852
Even the developers are falling for the giants even year meme.
If i get a players name, his team will win the eries
>>66514866
it will happen, you just need the retarded old guard to die off
My name will get BTFO in the playoffs
>>66515287
>woman
>in the mlb
>>66513879
Carlos Correa?
>tfw Gints-Cubes stream wont load
fucking broken Eurocuck streams
What the shit is this new layout
>opened ng day in 3 days
>>66515405
Oh wait, april fools. nevermind.
>>66515407
get hype
>>66515407
Feels good.
>>66515238
>>66515238
>Mexican supports illegal activities
Poetry
>>66515343
Due to Rob (Wo)Manfred and his quest to pussify baseball even further (see takeout slide rule), this is actually a possibility.
>>66514730
Gave away opening day tickets
>>66515450
We already have that softball player during commentary for ESPN. It's only going to get worse.
>>66515469
commentary doesn't really bother me desu
women are capable of being just as knowledgeable and not annoying. Most arent though.
>>66515450
What's wrong with women in the MLB? I coach a little league team and there's a girl on my team and she can bomb it better than some of the boys
>>66515496
kek
I guess if there's a woman capable of playing dudes then fair enough.
I just don't want the league to make it easier. I don't want a shitty watered down league that panders to women
>>66515496
Have a (You)
>>66515493
Hello cuck
>>66515527
Na of course not, no rule changes. I just don't see women becoming pitchers tho honestly, outfield or like SS or 2B mostly
>>66515496
Surely she will remain just as competitive through college and into the majors
>>66515613
If she keeps at it and works hard I'm sure she will
>>66515566
Fuck off, I said most aren't and I've never heard one on tv that I liked
>>66515572
Yeah she'd have to be a real bull dyke to even compete
>>66515641
Jessica Memdoza replaced Schilling last year and she's shit. Do you even watch baseball?
>>66515671
Did you read what I said at all?
>>66515671
she's much better than Schilling, though it'd be hard to be worse than him
>>66515685
Hello SJW cuck
>>66515701
shut up Amelia
>tfw you don't have based Len and Bob working together anymore
>the roid sux are literally paying $38 million dollars this seson for 2 bench players and a AAA scrub
>>66515721
Cubs?
who is /maeda/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfH0gAuoyuc
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/seasonpreview_wsbluejays/why-toronto-blue-jays-win-world-series
I think I know who is not going to win the world series
>>66516434
I spent the whole day looking at names on boards and shit
Clayton Kershaw is a possible name in the pool
Guys.
>>66516511
>only 8 hours left to get it
MULTIPLE
>yankees name sabathia 5th starter
top kek
>>66516253
Yes
I miss Bob, he was hokey as fuck
>>>/mu/63733595
What's Jon Lester doing on /mu/?
Can the Cubs win it all this year?
>>66517024
>a guy projected cubs winning the ws
>zero games played
>actual NIGGERS believe
If im alex then the rockies win ws
1st for Royals winning the eries
desu I wouldn't mind if this layout stayed as an optional theme (though I'd personally stick with yotsuba b)
>>66516326
>homer
nice
>>66517277
>dubs
nice
>ad painted into the edge of the outfield grass in Vegas
orioles win WS if my name is george
Hey Guys, long time Jays fan here. Why dont pitchers just pitch the whole game?
Expos get a team in the next 5 years if my name is Dorothy
Cubs don't win another world series for 100 more years ifmy name is Steven
>>66517612
The Yankees will win if my name is Abigail.
What do you think Pablo Sandovals eats on a daily basis?
>>66517845
a cesar salad and some kale chips
>>66514345
>>66514640
>ottoman humor
Makes me lol everytime
>>66517845
What do you think Pablo Sandoval doesn't eat on a daily basis?
>>66517882
kek well said
Could Sandoval out-eat Billy Butler?
I get a hunch Pablo would win with seafood, Billy with BBQ.
>>66517845
Anything he sees
>>66514345
anyone who picks the marlins to make the playoffs is a retard
they have no depth at all, maybe the worst offensive depth of any team in recent memory, capps is gonna get tommy john, they have no chance of competing in september
>>66518006
>runner hits triple
>winning run 90 feet from home
>Sandoval eats him
>pinch resolved
>Season starts in 2 days
Who else hype?
>>66514444
Quads quonfirm the even-year dynasty
>basedball is back
>>66518112
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
BASEDBALL!!!!!!
Hello
Go Mariners.
>>66516838
They were based. Especially when they would try weird foods at different ballparks
>>66518112
Awww yeah
>>66518044
>tfw Stanton and Fernandez are stuck on that shitty team
Fuck I miss watching Vlad Guerrero
>>66518309
Ichiris HOF career went to die there
I guess its fitting since he built his career in the dosappointment of Seattle
>>66514852
>>66518344
>>66518387
You can watch shirley guerrero baby
>>66518387
Yeah you're right Shirley. The mariners only made the playoffs once I think during ichiros time there.
>the shitty of Seattle
Friendly reminder that he's the GOAT
>>66515629
I expected that kind of response from you, Sonja
Hopes/expectations for your team this year, /mlb/?
>Astros fan
>Hoping Springer stays healthy
>Rotation without McCullers is iffy
>White looks solid at 1b
>Still expecting worst case scenario of everything blowing up because all the heads are picking the Astros to win the West and a few picking them to win the AL.
>>66518577
>tfw no basedball team because no bandwagoner
>>66518577
another trophy for the collection desu
>>66518461
His rookie year, wasn't it? Also even with his stint with the yankees, he still didn't make another postseason smdh
>>66518474
At steroids, yes
Montreal Jays vs Montreal Red Sox gamethread where
>>66518577
>jays fan
>Boston or jays seem to be picked to win the division
>rotation is average but could surprise some people if Sanchez can improve on his command
>scared as fuck that Russell Martin might get injured and if he does they are so fucked because Josh tole is the backup (who?)
>offense should carry them just like it did last year
>I would give my left nut to see tulo play an entire season without sustaining an injury
>pretty intrigued to see a full season out of Ryan Goins and how he can improve with his bat
>>66518577
Mariners
Hope for playoffs
Expecting dissapointment
Same system every year
>>66518629
Yeah it was. And I think he did with the Yankees in 2012 or 2013
https://youtu.be/zHMh0H546lY?t=56s
What did he mean by this?
if my first name begins with C, red sux finish in last
>>66518821
Red sox ws confirmed!
METS STAY WINNING
>>>/v/332818951
LEADOFF MAN
RAISE YOUR DINGERS
RAISE YOUR DINGERS
RAISE YOUR DINGERS
RAISE YOUR DINGERS
>2016 NOT RAISING YOUR DINGERS
>ISHYGDDT
>>66518704
>Red Sox
I don't understand why they're being picked to win the division. Adding Price and Kimbrel didn't solve their problems, it didn't even address them. Yeah, the rotation wasn't great, but adding Price doesn't make them a contender all of a sudden, and the line-up still has Hanley, Sandoval, and Pedroia. Maybe Pedroia just had a bad year, but it could be regression too. I just don't see it, I don't think they're good enough to win the East, not unless the Boston Marathon gets bombed again
>>66518926
Boston's rotation is pretty terrible. If it weren't for price they would have the worst rotation by a country mile in the AL east quite possibly the entire AL.
If I have a girl's name then the yankees will finish last in the ALE
wew
>>66519015
Bob can be a girl's name...
>>66518751
You copied the url too late, you need to start at 0:45
>Taylor Teagarden suspended
perhaps there's some truth the the AlJazeera accusations
SAY MY NAME
>>66519181
shut up, Eula
>>66518577
>White Sox
>hope for .500
>inevitable disappointment
RAISE YOUR FUCKING DINGERS SPRINKLERHEAD MAN IS AT IT AGAIN!!!!
Who
D I N G E R S
I
N
G
E
R
S
here?
>>66519356
>dingers
>read niggers
>Donaldson's hair
Oh my fucking god
>>66519356
>dingers
>against Boston pitching
Itsfuckingnothing.png
>>66519345
>Sale and Rondon
>No idea what the field or offense looks like
Thats a shame, that could be a nasty 1-2 at the top of the rotation if Rondon gets better. Fucked if I know what the ChiSox have other than them tho
>>66515343
Some French girl actually registered with MLB internationally. She's eligible to be signed.
>>66515496
The problem I have with this is things like charging the mound, takeout slides, collisions, fights, etc. It's socially unacceptable to hit a woman for any reason whatsoever according to white knight faggots, but if you let a woman beat you up you're a bitch. If a woman in mlb gets hit by a pitch and charges the mound, what the fuck is the pitcher supposed to do? Fight back? No, he'll be seen as a monster. Just take it? No, he'll be seen as a bitch. Run away? No, he'll just seem like a pussy.
>>66519633
Im convinced that woman pitchers in mlb will be the final push for NL DH's
>baseball when?
>>66517916
I think he would just eat Billy Butler instead out eating him.
>>66519752
I don't think so. Rob would probably be too afraid of the feminist backlash. "Women can hit just as well as men can!"
>>66519854
In fact, if women pitch in the AL they might try taking away the DH. How glorious would it be if everybody had to play the whole game?
If a woman ever plays in the MLB she will not be a pitcher, velocity is more important than ever now, and women top out at around 80 MPH
>>66519963
>women hitting a 95 mph fast ball
Yeah okay.
>the city Jonah Keri's voice
Sneks gonna win the division
>>66519963
>velocity is more important than ever now
>>66519963
So light hitting shortstops?
Hotter versions of Brendan Ryan?
That toronto girl
Hnnnnngggv
>>66520009
>>66520100
exactly, weak hitting, but good defense, good walk rate, and speed
good speed is what would probably get her the call up
Munenori Kawasaki comes time mind, but younger, more speed, and a vagina
>>66520079
hmmmmm
>>66520181
basically a scrappy small ball player
>>66520210
I don't get it
>>66520271
They look the same
>your team will never have a qtπ leadoff hitter
What's wrong with mookie betts face
When's Zach Wheeler expected back?
>didi spaghetti all over again
IT'S OVER
>>66520523
All star maybe?
>tfw mlb name
>>66521035
Too bad buddy
Kersh get
>>66521105
>he hit .110 in little league and never recovered
good job beaner, now go get my fries
>>66521105
>Bonilla
Neat
Gibs me dat
First person to reply with a timestamped pic of their teams hat on a dog wins the eries
>>66521220
'no'
I'm considering going to a Mets @ Phillies game this month. I'm a Mets fan. I'd be alone. I'd be wearing Mets gear. I'm very quiet and mild-mannered.
What kind of experience should I expect?
>>66521319
I dont need your permission Canada
I was just asking to be nice
>>66521375
you do need my permission because you need my blessing to allow your dingers, since we own the rights to them
>>66521483
With your pitching i dont think anyone neds permission for dingers
>>66521567
could say the same for you
>>66521601
Baltimore has the worst pitching in the division I'm not sure what he's talking about
>>66518926
I don't get how it seems to be universally agreed upon that muh O's are going to be in the basement this year. Our lineup has improved (even moreso if Rickard continues to be an OBP machine) and we kept O'Day so our bullpen will be just as solid as last year.
Our rotation could still potentially be shit but it could also be average, and we were a .500 team last year with a shit rotation so...
It may just be fanboyism making me delusional, but I really can't see how a shaky rotation automatically puts us at #5 when we have probably the 2nd best offense in the AL behind Toronto, elite infield defense, and 2nd best bullpen behind the Yankees.
JUNICHI TAZAWA GET
this name does do nipponese right cause of mook?
>Bombstob red cucks fielding
>>66521796
it was off the bag how is that their fault?
>Canada
>low test beta
Pick deux maple syrup
People keep saying he's shit even tho he's been the best batter in spring training. Maybe he just needed a change if scenary
>>66522143
>darrel
Niggers on /mlb/
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Casey Kotchman still plays baseball
>>66522189
Fug you
>escobar first pitch triple
God damn this place is dead
this layout is fucking terrible.
>test guy for roids
>test says he didn't do them
>suspend guy for roids
>>66522377
Hmmmmmgggggg
>>66522434
Who is Alex Rodriguez?
>flipping through the sports channels
>find random Georgia v. Alabama baseball game
>top of the 9th, 2 out, crowd on its feet
>quickly realize I'm witnessing a no-hitter
>first pitch
>Alabama kid golfs it off the top of the scoreboard in deep right
I-is it my fault, /sp/?
>>66522423
Because everyone is too busy with the April Fools stuff to have any actual conversation
>>66522456
You blew it, Eula
>>66522456
'yes'
>>66514345
What the fuck is Andrew Marchand doing
>>66522429
Yeah, this has to be an April fools joke, right? It looks like 4chan got bought by fucking google.
God, I fucking hate april fools day
>tfw working in my team's stadium
Who //mlb/ h2h fantasy league/ here?
draft room is open
>>66522820
B-more Bag Snatchers, here
>>66522841
sup pham
>>66514345
>Giants
Wait what. Where is this coming from? What did I miss?
>>66522873
Not much, waiting to make decisions I'm gonna regret later
A's/Giants where
>>66522916
mlb.tv is free for today
>>66522970
Meant gamethread
is the draft for the h2h league in an hour? I got an alert for it but I'm not home yet
>>66523004
Wait till the season starts.
>>66523014
45 minutes from now, but yeah.
>>66523014
45 minuets
>>66523004
>preseason gamethreads
shameful shit
>>66523014
>tfw missed it and it's probably full
Player with name closest to mine has his team plane blown up by ISIS
>>66523051
>>66523040
>>66523037
>that last name combo
>>66523040
It's only shameful when someone gets butthurt
Looks like I'll be shitposting in here boys
>>66523066
how's the lifetime b& going, Jenrry?
>>66523036
>>66523037
Thanks senpaitachi
>>66523066
It keeps going
Can I have an MLB name?
>>66523060
>1887 Detroit Wolverine William Burke
>team plane
Doubt.jpg
>>66514345
Jesse Rogers picked the Mets. That #triggers me
White sox score and lead padres 1-0
>>66523397
He's not the only one. Why does that "#trigger" you? Who is he?
>that vegas ballpark
>all those fucking ads
>>66523429
thx hawk
>>66523247
HOLY FUCK ALMOST, CHECKED
>>66523438
Benetti*
>>66514345
>falling for the cubs meme hype
>>66522377
/r/ing a Yankees Pacha
>>66523435
He's the ESPN Cubs guy. Wish he'd pull a Mike Ditka, that guy is fucking loyal
>>66523518
>knowing that character's name
I've watched that movie within the past year and even I only know him as the John Goodman guy.
>>66523568
>that pic
so the Dodgers are the Raiders of the MLB?
>>66523582
it was a good movie fampai
>>66523592
the angels are
>someone actually has to win the AL Central
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>66523592
No one watches your sport.
>>66523622
>not enjoying the goat sports combo of mlb and nfl
shig
Reminder the /mlb/ h2h fantasy league draft starts at 11pm est
Get in here, bros. 10 minutes.
Kenta mae2a
AROY: MIguel Sano
ALMVP: Robinson Cano
ALM(anager of the)Y: Scott Servais
ALCY: Justin Verlander
NLROY: Trea Turner
NLMVP: Jason Heyward
NLM(anager of the)Y: Joe Maddon
NLCY: Zach Grienke
The only true outcome
>>66523822
>NLROY: Trea Turner
I think Trevor Story has a real shot at it.
>>66523822
there are 3 true outcomes you casual fuck
>>66523822
>Robinson Cano
>>66522874
half of the last 6 years
>tfw Tigers might be good again this year
is he elite?
>>66523956
He will be if he can stay healthy
>Yankees fans
>jints trying to challenge a bad call
>in ST
wew lad
>Doyers
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
Top kek
>>66523325
Jesus David! Give it a rest
>>66524250
gotta stress test the whole system
>The implosion of Los Angeles Dodgers
Texass.
Just saw these wonder if they're salted by real cardinal fans tears
>that feelio when no good pc baseball game
should i just get the new rbi baseball?
>>66525264
Just get MVP 2005 and mod the crap out of it
Who /went to spring games/ here?
Saw Lester knock a dinger
Votto is about to have one of the craziest seasons ever. He will win MVP. He might crack 1.1 OPS for the season. He might get over .500 OBP.
Why does no one talk about the best hitter of our time
>>66526133
He's widely acknowledged as one of the best hitters in the game, what are you butthurt E!SPN doesn't talk about him?
K E L B Y
E
L
B
Y
>7th inning hits
>all the starters are replaced
What's even the point of watching anymore?
Ripip AJ Pollock
>>66526832
Imploding bullpens
Barves have given up. Might hang on just to watch games with Frenchie again though.
>>66526898
>jshitty
>puke
>put'namonbase
>Dan jenny
Hopefully Jones and Robertson will be good enough to get us to average at least
>Dbags
That Shelby Miller trade looks even worse now because they really need Inciarte with Pollock out.
H2H League Draft just ended, obligatory post making fun of my descisions.
H2H lineup r8
37 bongs until the season starts
>>66527451
looks like you had 4th or 5th pick
>>66527716
2nd actually
>>66527451
Gardner will be shit this year, there are better OF out there
>>66527753
and you took kershit at 2?
here's mine
>>66527821
I may have
Aight /mlb/ I made this from an article. Some tears behind the anguish.
Each interview actually had an audio clip behind it too. You can just hear the depression and anguish.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/01/sports/baseball/ny-mets-kansas-city-royals-opener.html?_r=2
>>66527821
If ya wanna make more fun of me heres the draft order, bottom to top
>>66528061
rolling for Alec Orso name get
>that quote
I bet he posts here.
>>66528349
Was actually thinking that when I heard Alec Orso's quote. Sounded like it came straight from /mlb/.
>tfw had no clue how weekly would work but prayed the league would be
>tfw its daily setup and espn is blocked on my work pc
rip
>>66528221
Not that bad of a draft, but kershaw at 2?
goldie, harper or correa should have been your picks at 2. Here is mine. I picked 2
>AJ POLLCOCK
>>66528811
use the phone app
>>66528826
desu I just wanted an ace unlike last year, I think I was 9th last time and took Bautista and Jones as my 1/2
>>66525257
why would we be salty lol
>>66528934
yeah but there were alot of quality in the first 2 rounds, regarding aces. I mean, i get it, but a pitcher at 2?
>>66528957
I may have a mancrush on Kershaw
> Reddick
>"AJ Pollock, welcome back! It's an RBI double."
>"Pollock does not look like he's a player that's been out of action for as long as he has."
>Pollock confirmed ded
DBAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>tfw no thicc gf to feel up on in the bart
mfw the rays farm system becomes elite
>>66529101
shit id DG territory
>>66527753
>>66529101
>you will never lure kershaw from his christag wife and see him choke on BBC during an SF roadtrip
>>66529553
mfw da rasy win da worlds eries
>>66529865
mfw
>tfw /v/ got Pete Rose
>>>/v/332883353
>Yfw Seattle wins the WS
>>66530474
i'll allow it
>tfw no baseball name
>>66530762
keep trying, we still have 12 minutes
>>66530823
Why does /v/ or /pol/ get the sports names and we get like nobodies.
>>66530762
I got Mike Schmidt in a /sp/ thread earlier and only 2 people cared
>>66530863
That'rs lame as fuck. Also, is anyone else going to miss random name mode? Shits like Anonymous but in a much more hilarious way.
>>66530863
i'm sorry, Charlotte
If we get a baseball name before 12, whatever team he plays/ed for will win the WS
>>66530823
Does it end at midnight pst?
If so, one last baseball name roll. Make it count.
>>66530957
rolling
>>66530882
noice
12:01 and it's not over
Rollin
idiots
it's only a matter of time before the NL adopts the superior DH
Come on, I just wanna be a famous athlete for one day
>>66531146
Fuck you, go get bit by a spider.
>>66531146
Prisoner.
>>66531162
you get nothing
Just to chime in
>AJ Pollock
>the non-existent city of the Dbacks fanbase
LESS THAN 48 HOURS
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUKFUDVSHDNDJDNXBDJDNXJXNDHXBDUDHDUDJDUDHDHD
AHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm not happy.
>>66531764
SHUT UP CARROL
Mlb player get
>>66531903
Sounds like a random RTTS name
>>66530474
mfw
Athlete name GETTO
>>66532167
Make way, actual athlete coming through
>>66532270
lol ok faggot
>>66532435
FUCK
>>66532435
Get a load of this "athlete," everyone
>>66532513
Get a load of this gay faggot cock lover, everyone.
padres will win the WS god wills it
2 seam FB
Screwball
Knuckle Curve
Whats my 4th pitch /mlb/?
>>66532658
submarine
>>66532679
...anon...that's a pitching style, not a pitch.
https://twitter.com/Storm_Baseball/status/715983706536747008
I was honestly rused by this for a moment
>>66530882
bretty gud get
Anyone know how I can get an authentic NPB hat?
>>66532658
S W E R V E B A L L !
>Doyers 5th starter is from AA ball
>>66533231
That's ok, Giants' fifth starter is Matt Cain.
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
>>66533231
as iffy as frias was last season I have to think we are tanking for draft picks giving that faggot the start rather than him
>>66537549
>Jane Lee is a 10/10 in Brokeland
You have my pity
Stone cold Leslie Reporting in
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/01/sports/baseball/ny-mets-kansas-city-royals-opener.html?_r=0
>>66521220
>implying
>>66540519
Never said 10/10, she's just a cute.
>>66540695
I'm just shitposting m8, she's alright
>>66532658
A changeup, you knob
who /kcr/ here?
>>66541321
>pablo
>>66532658
Shuuto
>>66514405
I know why they're so based.
>>66541421
what?
>first pitch 97 fastball on the inside part fouled off
>second pitch 98 fastball taken up high for a strike
>third pitch go with 87 changeup low in the zone that gets golfed 424 feet into the batter's eye
So much for this shitty game being realistic
>>66541493
Git gud faget
>>66541600
>haven't played an MLB game since like 03
>thinking of buying a ps4 almost exclusively for the show
Is it worth it? Should I go ahead
>>66541468
Arent you a yankeea fan amigo
>>66541758
Ten years ago I saw the Mexicutioner throw a perfect game right there, live on the park.
I root every team he's in ever since.
>OOTP had a glitch where teams did not sign free agents because they thought they had too many foreigners on the roster
kek
>>66541744
Yes. There's also uncharted soon and a bunch of other good stuff to
>>66532111
Who tbqh
Real basedball in literally 24 hours.
So for that league that drafted yesterday, is there anything stopping the #2 pick guy from starting only Kershaw and benching everyone else?
>>66542696
>dahdee memeky playing meme pitchers only
>Joe Ross' final line is one of the stranger ones you'll see: 5 IP, 12 H, 8 R, 8 ER, 0 BB, 8 K. (attn. @jaysonst)
what the hell?
>>66535970
>Jay Areita
impressively close, but not good enough
just like real life
>>66543093
What was deleted?
>>66541493
Depends on who hit it. Was it Trout?
>>66543319
Never mind, I thought a guy rolled a baseball name but he typed it himself after the forced namefaggotry stuff had already ended.
I still have the thread loaded from yesterday so the layout is still the Google-style shit.
>>66541884
As a royals fan I remember them talking about his mexican league perfect game back in the day. I had forgotten all about it until you mentioned it.
Besibol is officially commencing tomorrow. Can we all have a bully free season?
>his teams season opener isn't tomorrow
Might as well forfeit your irrelevant seasons
>yfw da giants win da worlds eries
>>66544941
>>66544952
build wall
who /seager/ here
>>66545242
I-i-i said no bully.
>>66542817
How is that weird?
>having another man's face on the back your wife's son's head
>>66545317
Im /Kyle/
>The Dodgers will win the World Series and /sp/ won't be able to prove me wrong
>>66545121
>he doesn't know the jints """""rotation""""
>both pitchers are historically bad in the postseason
>muh """""""""meme magic""""""""""""
Jints cucks can't be this autistic. The Rockies have a better rotation as of now.
>>66545574
>14 injuries
Hard to win the world series if you fail to make the post season.
>>66545630
>>66545574
>>66545574
Feels good Man
>>66545651
Best farm system in baseball: http://www.baseballamerica.com/minors/organization-talent-rankings-list/#BjBBUR60qAIoU46p.97
>2016 worlds eries MVP desu
>>66545696
>your seager will never win a world series
>have the objectively superior seager
R8
>inb4 homer/10
>>66545760
>trans franshitsco
>cant beat the lelkers
>>66545914
Isn't he injured?
>>66545984
he played last night m8, bank on him to play on monday
feels good man
>>66545822
And how many of those prospects are on the everyday roster?
>>66546041
>le high one-month BABIP SS who can't play defense and cost the doyers the postseason by forgetting to cover 3rd man
Why do people take him seriously again?
>>66545866
I know you're desperate to post memes, but you're not even trying at this point, Jints cuck.
>Johnny Kekto
>Jeff Shitmardzja
>over 200 Gorillion spent on starting pitching that sucks in the postseason
Step aside, it's the Doyers year.
>>66546129
>he thinks the doyers will even win a pennant
>>66546129
It's been the doyers' year for 28 years now. Exactly the kind of pennantless year that defines them.
>>66546122
>Seager
>Stripling
And don't forget Barnes is coming up. The future looks bright famalam
>>66546128
He's a rookie, give him time m8
>http://m.mlb.com/news/article/170151966/d-backs-aj-pollock-needs-elbow-surgery
Sneks on suicide watch now?
>>66546226
>Dads and whos have both won pennants more recently
>>66546176
You're not even assessing my argument. It just shows how naive you are. At least we haven't overpaid anyone this offseason, you're just trying to add choke artist starters so you can give us more of a chance.
>>66546226
>urias and barnes will be called up later in the year
>kershaw still elite
>rest of the rotation looks solid
>bounceback season from puig
>a-gon will hit 30 HR again
>unbelievable depth in both the majors and minors
It's our year, there's nothing you can do about it famalam
>>66546129
>being this mad
>>66546383
>>66546542
>m-muh past
It's 2016, your even year streak is almost entirely coincidental, it's not like you're going to win a World Series this year. Statistically speaking the Jints are FAR worse than the were 2 years ago. Their rotation in Spring Training has been horrible and they don't have Sandoval to deliver them the clutch hits they needed. You might not even break 3rd place with that roster. It's the Doyers year. There's nothing you can do about it Jints Cuck. The D-Backs will literally do a repeat of last year's Dads, the Rockies, while they have a chance to contend, are at least a year away, the Dads are the Dads and the Jints are an overrated bastion of hot trash for wasted gorillions.
The Dodgers will win the NL West. You cannot prove me wrong, m8
>>66546755
>yfw Barry Zito has a ring and Kershit doesn't
>>66546821
>we have 2 future hall of famers (kershaw, gonzalez)
>not a single giant who's won a worlds eries will make the hall
>>66546755
>blindly ignoring the great lineup
>only argument for the rotation is spring training, despite the last 3 appearances getting better and better
The delusion is strong with this one
>>66547026
Posey could retire today and be a first ballot HoFer
>>66547026
You think hall of famers trump a world series wins?
Tell that to Ted Willaims after 1946
>>66546755
>m-muh future
2016 season hasn't been played yet young nigga.
>>66545574
why is kershit so bad in the playoffs?
>>66547305
To be fair, Kershaw can be counted on to do exactly one thing well in the playoffs: get strikeouts at a nice clip. But he can't do anything else to prevent hits and runs.
>>66548276
Hochevar is a goofy fag
>>66543718
>mexican league
It was in the Mexican Pacific League, huge difference. that one is AAA level.
WIll Sonny Gray get traded at the deadline or will Beane wait until the offseason?
>Your 2016 Regular Season Predictions
>AL East
1. Red Sox (1st)
2. Rays (5th)
3. Yankees
4. Blue Jays
5. Orioles
>AL Central
1. Indians (3rd)
2. Tigers
3. White Sox
4. Twins
5. Royals
>AL West
1. Astros (2nd)
2. Rangers (4th)
3. Mariners
4. Angels
5. A's
>NL East
1. Mets (3rd)
2. Nationals
3. Marlins
4. Braves
5. Phillies
>NL Central
1. Pirates (2nd)
2. Cubs (4th)
3. Cardinals (5th)
4. Brewers
5. Reds
>NL West
1. Dodgers (1st)
2. Diamondbacks
3. Giants
4. Rockies
5. Padres
>Wild Cards
Rays over Rangers
Cubs over Cardinals
>Division Series
Red Sox over Rays, Astros over Indians
Dodgers over Cubs, Pirates over Mets
>Championship Series
Astros over Red Sox
Dodgers over Pirates
>World Series
Dodgers over Astros
>>66548725
It's hilarious how red cuck and doyer delusion go hand in hand
Khris Davis senpai
>>66548725
sup, DG
>>66548725
>royals last in their division
Stopped reading
>>66548725
AL East
1.Toronto
2. Baltimore
3. New York
4. Tampa
5. Boston
AL Central
1. Kansas City
2. Cleveland
3. Minnesota
4. Detroit
5. Chicago
AL West
1. Houston
2. Texas
3. Seattle
4. LA Angels
5. Oakland
NL East
1. New York
2. Washington
3. Philadelphia
4. Miami
5. Atlanta
NL Central
1. Chicago
2. St. Louis
3. Pittsburgh
4. Milwaukee
5. Cincinnati
NL West
1. San Francisco
2. Arizona
3. Los Angeles
4. San Diego
5. Colorado
AL playoff teams: Toronto, Kansas City, Houston, Texas, Seattle
NL playoff teams: New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Arizona, St. Louis
World Series: Toronto v. Arizona
I thought Span was good before today, desu jints fans
CHECK 'EM
>>66549022
>shitattle better than analslime
when will this meme end?
>>66523930
>>66548725
doyerlusional as always
>john danks
>>66549069
probably this year desu
the mariners are actually under the radar for once. ketel marte will be an all star
>>66523930
>might
The heart of the Tigers offense is insanely good. Miggy, JD, Upton. Not as good as the Blow Gay offense, but it will compete with KC.
>avi garcia
Based Lee
>>66549441
wait whos lee? This is a new Korean I havent heard about
>>66549635
they're all named lee or park
>>66549635
Dae-Ho Lee, back up 1B for the Mariners
Neat Sands ties the game
And Anderson for the lead!
>JB suck
>>66549653
>insulting the grand honor of the Kim and Chan clans
>>66549255
>ketel marte will be an all star
this. marte will be great
>>66549886
so Kentel Marte is a white guy with an asian first name and latino last name?
>>66549975
yes.
>>66549975
>Ketel
>Asian name
>>66549975
That's not him. Do you even google image?
>>66550070
>do you even meme
Post discarded move along memener
>>66548725
>Doyers win das eries
>Stros win the AL
I'm literally OK with that
>>66550156
back to landscaping my garden, chavo
Do any Boston Bros know if Blake Swihart is going to be his good? I got him in a fantasy draft with like my second to last pick because people were taking two catchers for god know what reason, since we set lineups weekly.
>>66549022
decent predictions, but seattle being good is a meme
>>66550319
>but seattle being good is a meme
no
>>66550206
using meme insults for us based fans
Mad one of your fans got jumped, puto?
>>66549255
Can't tell you how many years I've heard those two sentences.
Fuck off
>memeiners
>>66518577
Mariners
>hopes
Felix returns to Even Year form
Walker develops
Cano gets back in shape
wild card spot
>expectations
finish above .400
Walker goes above 200 IP
someone hits 40+ dingers
>>66550498
rekt
They won't even win 60 games this year
Is Matt Chapman elite?
>>66550658
yes fampai
20/20 threat, cant wait for us to surprise everyone
>>66550704
I wonder which team >we trade him to for more minor leaguers in 2-3 years
>>66550746
dont get down senpai
he wont even be traded, he is the future, maybe even better than donaldson if we luck out senpai
>>66550551
underrated post
cant wait for shitattle to finally suck in all pro sports
>>66550809
Now I know you're falseflagging
>>66550809
Is Billy Beane still the GM for the A's?
>>66550873
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/10/athletics-promote-billy-beane-president.html
who /alreadypickeduptickets/ here. tfw cozy nights start in 5 days
>basedrianza
ISHIKAWA!
>jeremy guthrie
gg jints
>7 run 9th
Good lord save some of that offense for the real baseball
>>66551208
gg a'ss
>>66548725
C-could this be the Doyers year? Let's hope so anon
>>66551265
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season
>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)
>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season
The Dodgers win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>66551352
I think I'm in love with you.
>>66550861
da Hawks will never suck :^ stay mad ninerfag
>>66551379
I'm a Rams fan you Seacuck, believe it or not, not everyone who hates your embarrassment of a team is a 49ers fan.
>>66551409
>embarrassment
kek
KEK. You won't win 8 games next year senpai
>>66514444
Q U A D S
U
A
D
S
>>66551485
And neither will yours with that offensive line
Keep it to /nfl/ though.
Winnah! Time to now get ready for real baseball now. Shit the hype is real.
New thread where?
>mfw someone wasn't hype for baseball near me
>>66551640
Probably fans of shitty irrelevant teams. Anyone who isn't hype is a traitor to America.
>>66551093
Bought tickets a few weeks ago to a game on may 7th against the doyers.
>>66550551
To be fair, they should flirt with .500 all season
Probably end 2 games under
>>66550809
Good thing you didnt trade Donaldson
