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Friday (EST)
>7
76ers @ Hornets
>7:30
Mavericks @ Pistons
Nets @ Knicks
>8
Cavaliers @ Hawks
Magic @ Bucks
Raptors @ Grizzlies
>9
Timberwolves @ Jazz
>10
Heat @ Kings
>10:30
Wizards @ Suns
Celtics @ Warriors
how is that bum still in the league?
>>66511772
How is my dick still in your mom's bum?
>>66511648
Austin Rivers is a scrub and will forever be a scrub.
This is the highest point in his career. A double cinched throwaway resting game on the way to the playoffs.
Stay delusional clipanada.
>>66511791
fucking tranny bitch my mom would never fuck one of you. she'd let Latrell Sprewell choke her with his nigger cock before she fucks a tranny
>>66511791
そうだね
>every single one of his name's hasn't been a famous person or fictional character
>>66511964
DELETE THIS
>>66511975
>Jaime Day
>A woman convicted of abusing her stepson was sentenced to 30 years in prison Friday in state district court. Jaime Brooks Day, 31, was found guilty Nov. 13 of second-degree cruelty to a juvenile. She faced up to 40 years in prison.
Before the sentence was delivered, Day wept as she asked Judge Clayton Davis to “please have mercy on me.”
>The boy testified during trial that Day only allowed him to eat grits, ramen noodles and rice; made him eat his own excrement; hung him upside down by his ankles in the bathroom; burned him on his back with a sock full of rice; had one of her three biological children help her Saran-wrap him to his bed; hit him in the face with a dustpan; threw a screwdriver at him; burned him with a blowdryer; and made him eat a handful of salt.
>The 9-year-old boy reportedly weighed 38 pounds, was badly bruised and had hair growing all over him from malnourishment when he was taken to the hospital in early 2010.
“He’s going to see those scars every time he looks in the mirror,” prosecutor Lori Nunn said. She said he was always going to be asked how he acquired the scars. “People are going to be asking a lot longer than 40 years.”
>Nunn read part of a victim-impact statement written by the boy: “I wish she didn’t hurt me because my feelings are always upset. I’m always angry at her.”
Day was motivated by anger at the boy’s father, Murry Day, “and she took it out on a vulnerable child,” Nunn said.
who /highasfuck/ here?
>>66512229
Gonna rip gbs all night senpai
curry
this aprils fools thing is pretty dank
>>66512229
>>66512240
Fuck off
>>66512389
It's pretty annoying.
My eyes hurt.
>>66512391
>one letter away from high
No u :DDDD
>Lakers' Julius Randle fined $15k for his Sam Cassell dance the other night in a win over Miami, the NBA announces.
If repeating numbers, the Celtics will EXPOSE the Warriors tonight.
I have a future in the NBA i'll be getting drafted next year
>>66512432
>>66512432
What is this
>>66512424
>>66512070
Mods are getting it right for a change.
>>66512424
lmao meanwhile curry cripwalks all over okc and draymond hoots and hollers like a chimp after every play
>>66512424
>baby hands
>thinks he has big balls
>>66512494
Curry boi
>>66512490
Hello ismet
>>66512490
What school you go to Horace
>>66512586
>>66512577
>>66512556
White women already all over my dick and I ain't even in the NBA yet
>>66512615
>being a lesbian
>implying it won't be the WNBA
>>66512615
>Ali
>white
Get your shit right Shelby
>>66512639
>being a spic
I shiggy diggy
COME TO ME WHITE WOMEN HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>66512713
Fuck off you sandy dyke.
>>66512713
lols
>tfw you found out today 4chan is 85% women
white man name get
>>66512713
>>66512728
cat fight
>>66512740
>tfw still no gf
nice basketball discussion losers
you may only reply to this post if you've got broads in Atlanta
>>66512745
>Gail
You're a girl.
>>66512773
>Flora Dickerson
>>66512772
>being named Ellen
>>66512746
>having a grandma name
>>66512452
Roll
>>66511648
Prepare for the Chicago Bulls
Prepare the Bulls
Prep the Bull
Lebron James is still the best player in the league, you all have no basketball knowledge.
reminder that the Spurs are winning it all
>>66512773
BLACK X6
PHANTOM
>>66512836
>the shitty of Kelsey
Big guy name get
>tfw you fall asleep watching Forensic Files and you have the weirdest nightmares
>>66512841
WHITE X6 LOOK LIKE A PANDA
HUNDRED KILLAS HUNDRED HAMMAS
>>66512772
>/nba/
>basketball discussion
>>66512899
>Hector Alvarado, Jr., 40, of 637 Sterling St., had been on trial for murder and felonious assault in the Jan. 1 stabbing death of Ms. Henderson, 23, and the wounding of Stacey Bowen, 26, at the former South Beach Bar and Grill, 2114 W. Alexis Road.
IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO TF UP
>>66512967
I'M FUCKING UP LIKE I'M SPECIAL
>>66512928
any on topic discussion was murdered the moment we became google+
>>66513040
Yeah okay Stacey
>This name
>This flag
>This topic
I fucked your mom Stacey
When is there gonna be dick surgery so I can get a bigger dick I mean it's fucking 2016 I figured there'd be dick surgery by now
>>66513097
What is your name gonna be post tranny surgery?
>>66513148
Seth
If some basketball discussion doesn't happen in this thread soon I'm gonna go insane. STOP THIS NONSENSE....
>>66513183
>Pedro
>Ho
you're literally an asian spic lad
Sometimes I listen to the Tony Kornheiser show in the morning and he literally does not watch sports once football ends
>>66513236
>Roach
>>66513270
>downs
HAHAHAHHA
>>66513296
>Being the test tube baby of Dwight Howard and Shaquille O Neal
Gee...Wonder what DRuss did to prank Soggy P on April Fools Day.
dat new Iggy track is fire
>kanye BTFO
>drake BTFO
>/mu/ BTFO
>>66513296
>Dwight Oneal
THE SON OF SUPERMEN
>>66513314
Sounds like a winning combination to me, herb
>>66513296
Nice name
>>66513319
are you black?
Why is it that the 8th seeded playoff team will be facing off against the Cavs? Doesn't seem fair making the 8th seed face the 1rst seed in the first round of the playoffs.
>>66513296
BLACK AS FUCK
>>66513533
Epicccc :DDDDD
Lamar get cheers after OD'ing/getting f'd up AGAIN and Russell gets boos for doing a harmless stunt! I will bet you Russell learns his lesson FAR better than Lamar EVER learned! ALL have seen far worse from pro athlete's! We all fall, Give the kid a chance.
what do raptors need to be champions
>>66513561
trade for curry
>>66513561
VIEWS FROM THE 6 BABY
d'angelo Russell is a snitch nigga and a bitch nigga
>>66513561
Whiteside. A giant athletic centre to compensate for jonas' missing defense would make the team complete once Carrol is healthy.
>>66513593
Ew no.
Wonder what my name is tbqh
>>66513808
fuck off izzy you bindipper
GET GOD ON THE PHONE
>>66513870
THIS NIGGA MADE OF GLASS HAHAHAHHA
>>66513881
shut the fuck up rufus
>>66513893
Go suck a dick Darlene
>>66513906
>Taylor
>>66513870
>bindipper
Well, I guess that's my word of the day.
>>66513893
>Darlene Whitehead
Made to suck black dick
>>66513930
you can only use it to describe scousers, it's not a general insult
>>66513950
>Beth
Every Beth I've known is white trash BBC chaser
IM SO FANCY
>>66513972
Hello from the other side
>>66513969
Thank you bong-land, I don't want to poorly implement your vernacular. Scousers are people from liverpool, right?
WE DID IT FAMALAMS
>>66514007
>>66514007
>>66514007
>>66514014
correct lad
sigh i think i'm finally doing it /nba/ i finally got the courage.... thanks for bein real friends /nba/ i really appreciate it... see you on the otherside
>>66514087
God's speed anon. I have no idea whether it will be better or worse, just know I'll be joining you someday. We'll eat taquitos, drink blue raspberry faygo, and watch reruns of classic 90's games for eternity.
>>66514087
Rest in power
CHEF CURRY WITH THE POT BOI
>>66514087
Fucking stop with this you faggot
Bully Ball is dead
D'Angelo Russell is a bust
Deangela Russell is a bust
Kobe is overrated
Steph Curry is a meme flash in the pan
>>66514204
>>66514187
>>66514238
The lakers will make the playoffs next year.
D'snitchelo will be forever remembered as a snitch, but will blossom into a fine nba player.
Julius Randle will be a low tier starer, or a high tier backup.
Kobe is rated adequately and is undoubtedly one of the best players of all time.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYT1 CANADA BTFO
>>66514273
Cucked hard baka
>Just saw Austin Powers
>>66514273
>The lakers will make the playoffs next year.
i am the greatest
>>66514297
Your name is rose. That's the name of a plant. You have the name of a fancy pointy red plant.
>>66514304
>Drake
>>66514350
A girl named Rose wanted to suck my dick in high school but I didn't let her
>>66514380
Sure
>>66514327
Oh, just wait for it. Remember the principle of addition by subtraction. If you take away bad things, whatever is left has to be better.
>>66514448
Fuck off Laker shill, you revealed yourself as a member of the Bryant family. No wonder you said Kobe is one of the best of all time.
Wizards all day
Qbp all night
april fools1
The Oklahoma City Thunder announced on Thursday that they’ll finally hang the 1979 NBA Championship banner in the rafters of Chesapeake Energy Arena.
The Seattle SuperSonics won the 1979 NBA Championship over the Washington Bullets 4-1.
The Thunder will release the banner on Sunday vs. the Houston Rockets, a game that will be nationally televised.
AHHAHAHAHHAHA SHITEATTLE BTFO
the go wizards conglomerate sponsored by qbp is recruiting, we expect to have 5 members by the end of 2016, up from 2
>>66514482
this 2bh been high as fuck all day, got some errands done and am trying to lift feels away before watching some /nba/
>>66514484
Holy fuck, that's priceless. I bet shithawks fans are on suicide watch.
>>66514532
Lucky you senpai I'm stuck at work but gonna smoke mad blunts and gbs all night senpai teebeeaych
>>66514544
yeah I got a surprise day off so I'm making good use of it. I'm gonna play dkc when I get home ayyy
>>66514499
kay kay
>>66514484
>Fans will receive a green and yellow glove to honor Gary “the Glove” Payton as well as t-shirts with the phrase “One Franchise, One team, One family” across the front.
Blake Griffin get when?
>>66514570
My niggaaaa I'm playin smash tonight
Who /Marth/ here
>>66514601
I'm /robin/ and /lucas/ senpai
>>66514465
Every word out of your mouth is just like the squawk of an ugly pelican.
>>66514601
you trash bro whats your id i'll destroy you
>>66514629
I only play Melee senpai I used to be a lot better but I don't play much anymore
>>66514651
you a bitch lori
reminder that the Spurs are winning it all and are going to spoil the Warriors meme try hard >regular season
>>66514680
At least she isn't an NFL dropout hahhahahahhahahha have fun in the canadian football league bitch
>>66514695
Buying a Timmy jersey if they do
>>66514703
>This coming from another NFL dropout
We got a bunch of NFL failures up in this thread
Lads I've been at work 3 hours and have another 2 hours to go I'm mad bored what do I do
Also go check pornhub
>white """"""""""'people"""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_zwl-lnmc
>>66514716
fuck yeah
>>66514744
play Tetris on your phone
>>66514744
Will do Melvin
What the fuck
>>66514804
thanks lad, i didn't want to have to browse the normie boards to see all the name gets
damn /nba/ dead today....it's a sad day for /nba/
>>66515028
everyone is away shitposting on other boards for name gets
>>66515039
Deep down in my soul I always thought Jason kidd was Mexican
>Ayesha Curry got her own show on the Food Network
lil mama pussy soakin, yea it's bath time
>>66515142
ok ella calm down
>>66515114
>He will be the first guy to lead the league in both PPG and SPG since AI
>His team will go 74-8 and win the title easily
>His wife gets her own TV show
How does America deal with Steph Curry rubbing his superiority all over their faces?
>>66515225
America Loves curry and his family
>>66515114
>was written on the 31st
>it's real
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2629372-ayesha-curry-to-host-new-cooking-show-on-food-network
John Wall get
>>66515241
Speak for yourself Pablo's granddaughter
>tfw a tripfag and my real name is in here
jesus christ, asian moot
Wait a minute... there's an Ontario California?!?!
Also just got this on a captcha
>tfw think i've grown my virginity back
>>66515361
>tfw we will never have a harrison get
>tfw my ex gf hates me
feels like shit bros
They're everywhere
>>66515375
It's a shit city though, desu
https://youtu.be/ALX0vK23-zI
https://youtu.be/ALX0vK23-zI
https://youtu.be/ALX0vK23-zI
>that salt from Skip when SAS says he would have no problem with CP3 over Kawhi
>>66515417
I know a woman named sherrie richards
She has like 6 kids, is a single mom, one of her daughters ran away to Texas to some Crack house or something, and she fucked my friends 20 year old brother and let him live with her and her children for like 6 months
>>66514219
oh shit its gowiz's girlfriend
>>66515437
SAS is a coon
and I just follow angela...simmons
boy I got a crush on angela..simmons
>>66515437
Diet Mt. Dew sucks.
All diet soda sucks.
>make April Fools joke comment on /r/NBA
>get warning that false news is an bannable offense
>ask for the reasoning behind that
>get banned
>I tell the people in my team's subreddit what happened
>Everyone laughs it off and calls the mod a retard
>He shows up in our thread and says he doesnt regret it and he would ban my ass again if he could
>Our mods ban him
/r/Lakers doesnt play around motherfucker get wrecked, we aint time for that bullshit, we getting ben simmons and running to the motherfucking nba finals next season,
>>66515513
there's no reason to drink caloric drinks except like milk
>>66515539
>>66515542
What about beer
>>66515539
Fuck off faggot
>>66515539
>lelker fan
>downs
Now I know
rate my april fools bars
[Hook]
I play all my hoes like its April fools
Watch me play my role, April fools
They ain't bout it, they just joking, April fools
They actin' like they blowing, April fools
Actin' like they got it, April fools
I don't like stacks I carry wallets, April fools
Actin like they from the projects, April fools
Now I ain't the trending topic? April fools
He say he cashed out, April fools
He just bought some shell-toes and some fake ass Trues
He say that life he about, April fools
His ass be in the house, I ain't no fool
Fucking with them O' boys, you gon' make the news
He say he squeezing 30s, April fools
He say he ain't lacking, April fools
Then how he get caught lacking?, I ain't no fool
[Hook]
Boy you ain't getting money, shoulda ate yo food
Say you gon' make a move, nigga April fools
Boy you hang around a bunch of April fools
Niggas say they gon' do, what they ain't gon' do
10 grand a lot of money, nigga April fools
I hit the Louie store spend that on Kay Kay's shoes
100 grand a lot of money, nigga April fools
I spend it on a foreign, just to make a move
>>66515542
>not drinking sugared tea
WHO BUCKS HERE
>>66515437
I actually agree with this list surprisingly. As long as Westbrook doesn't shoot contested threes this season and works on it in the offseason, he's still second best. Durant needs to work on his drive and defense but will always be a better scorer.
>>66515630
Durant>westbrook tho
>>66515630
>Durant needs to work on his drive
lol what?
Durant is straight up better than Westbrook, who's still probably top 5
Curry
Durant
LeBron
Kawhi
Westbrook
>>66515645
Not right now. Westbrook is a triple dub beast.
My name will be the first pick in the 2035 NBA draft
>>66515666
>triple doubles
who gives a fuck
>>66515666
Durant is the second most efficient scorer in the game and plays good defense. I'd take that over westbrook grabbing 9 rebounds a night desu tripdubs are sort of a meme stat
He's more "exciting" but I'd still take Durant
>>66515677
7kt is spinning in his grave, fucking woman taking over the NBA
>Westbrook shitting on Lebron James
>/nba/ BTFO
/nba/ has literally never been right! ever!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66515659
His ability to drive to the basket is great but he fails at it more often than Westbrook who acts like a pitbull in a fight with great danes. He's able to get over big guys with athleticism, take a foul/and 1, and swerve through defense with eurosteps on par or better than Harden.
Talking about in the moment, not all time this season, look at the video.
russell westbrook isnt even a top 10 point guard rn foh
>>66515682
Anyone with an appreciation for traditional basketball.
>le meme points percentage are all that matter
who /saintpablo/ here?
>>66515732
He's the second best pg but like the 4th best player I'd take Durant and maybe LeBron over him teebeeaych
>>66515744
>this whole post
I ain't Fallin for it
>>66515689
>is a meme stat
In the the trash your opinion goes.jpg
>>66515756
>Le my guard getting rebounds is helpful to the team
>>66515744
>traditional basketball
Wait how is Westbrook 'traditional' in any way?
>>66515717
http://stats.nba.com/tracking/#!/player/drives/?sort=DRIVE_FGA&dir=1
Durant is shooting a higher percentage on drives and is a better finisher at the rim, so meh. Westbrook has some nice highlights which alter our perceptions but for every eurostep finish he has another off balance off footed clanker at the rim
stats are a meme
5 rings bitch kobe the greatest
>Russell Westbrook is the 2nd best PG in the league
>>66515787
This Robert Horry is truly the goat
>>66515707
>Hurr durr Thunder are going to lose, hurr 4th quarter choke
>Thunder keep their cool and execute plays, Adams plays great in the post and tips in a key missed shot
>Cloppers choke in key moments and Austin Rivers despite an insane season shining moment air balls a 3 and misses a layup drive in the last seconds
>/nba/ is wrong again
>tfw gotta turn off 4chan x because this dumbass theme is fucking with it
>>66515825
>westbrick only better in 1 zone
lmao westbrick just got obliterated
>>66515778
It is faggot.
Learn to basket in ball.
>>66515780
Traditionally it's seen as a mark of great ability and athleticism of a guard. A mark that set people like Magic and MJ apart.
This layout is ass and has no future just like Snitchy-D
>>66515807
>Chris Paul is better than Westbrook or Curry
test
>>66515878
Big men getting triple doubles are way more impressive than guards getting triple doubles
You can easily stat pad to get a triple double as a guard. It's harder for a big man to get an assist than a guard to get a rebound. A guard can just run in there to get more rebounds.
And again, Durant scoring is way more impressive then westbrooks rebounding
DHL tracking is trash why they had to ship my product using it
>There are people that will defend this
>>66515947
OOOOOOOOOOH SNAP HAHAAHAHAHA THE DUNK KING
Any good new meme rappers?
>>66515947
>Checking myself
>>66515947
OH SHIT
NBA PLLAYER DETECTED
>>66515947
>being worse in the corners
>le PG's need to be good at meme shooting meme
>not recognizing the difference the higher volume differences at the rim
>>66515947
>545 attempts at the rim
jesus christ
But real talk CP3 last year had one of the all time underrated seasons
>>66515967
Lil yachty
>>66515947
Nigga you ugly as shit
>>66515947
>ironically dunking on the Ellen show
>mfw /nba/ scrambling to find meme stats and excuses for Lebron getting BTFO by BeastBrook
it's all over from here on out for Lebron, i'm just glad i was able to witness his fall and watch /nba/ languish in agony over it
this are great times to be alive
>>66516092
/nba/ never supported lebron
>>66516092
That's a Texas as fuck name.
>>66516092
>finding a new player to shitpost with
>>66516106
he's baiting you and you took it
>>66515947
AARON TO THE RAPTORS OH SHIT
who /jojo/ here
What my name is what my name is
Say my name say my name
>>66515947
WE DID IT BROS
>>66515558
well yeah cuz it gets you fucked up. I'm talking day to day
>>66515585
I don't like tea desu
>>66516092
Do you think he eats dog food too bros?
>>66516183
>I don't like tea
>>66516183
>I don't like tea
Lowry
Derozan
Carroll
Gordon
Griffin
>>66516183
>I don't like tea
>>66515947
>last season
yeah, everybody knows Westbrook struggled shooting last season
>>66516226
>Griffin
>>66516200
>>66516213
>>66516232
tea is overrated lads
>>66516239
Lmao I didn't even realize that it was the wrong year.. thanks though
>>66516256
Tea is fucking great you traitor
>>66516239
Lel Cp3 is still higher
>>66516289
don't really like it desu
t. tea expert
>>66516256
>this flag
>this topic
Suns should trade Bledsoe/Knight for picks and young guys and draft Buddy Hield. Buddy + Booker would be the next Meme Bros.
>>66516106
>>66516118
>>66516120
>WestGod wins a title before LepoopyPants
/nba/ has literally never ever ever ever been right about anything. it's uncanny and comical
no exceptions!
GET TURNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7n_u25Rls
>>66516527
>Cavada
>Lebron
Is Westbrook, dare I say it, our guy?
Who else /superb/ here?
>>66516615
i hereby declare Westbeast the king of /nba/ by special espn decree
welcome your new king
>>66516527
How many titles does westbrook have?
>>66516626
Over here my good man. I just finished my daily browsing session of Reddit. I'm currently rewatching old Spurs highlights and pondering the implications of Pop's next master plan. I just put on some classical music, Mozart to be exact, and I'm sipping on a nice mug of coffee. I find a delicious sense of irony in both Pop and Mozart being strategic geniuses and improving my superb life at the exact same time.
>>66516648
All hail Westking!
>>66516665
>titles
>>66516726
>win 0 titles
>better than a man with 2 titles
Hahahaha
>0-1
>muh triple doubles
Dr. /nba/!
I'm CIA
>>66516806
He's a thin guy
>>66516615
>>66516648
>>66516718
i literally dreamed of this day. when Westbrook would one day be better than Lebron. this is like IRL anime on /nba/
today /nba/ became a little bit more /fa/
thank you west god
Sorry white women, westbrook isn't our guy.
>>66511648
predixiuns
76ers @ Hornets
Hornies
Mavericks @ Pistons
Peestones
Nets @ Knicks
Knicks
Cavaliers @ Hawks
flip a coin
Magic @ Bucks
Magic
Raptors @ Grizzlies
Grizzlies
Minny@Jazz
Jazz
Heat@Kings
Heat (Boogie is out)
Wizards@Suns
Wizards
Celtics @ Warriors
Warriors
>>66516836
4U
>>66516840
Westgod is love, Westgod is life.
>>66516876
Westgod has enough love to give to all women, regardless of race. Accept him into your life as your /nba/ lord and savior.
>I try to spam Robert Horry's picture whenever someone brings up titles to make it seem like titles don't matter
>>66516876
>>66516910
why wasn't he king before all this? he's the king of triple doubles and /nba/ loves "Advanced Stats". i guess /nba/ was still hoping Lebron could squeeze out one more for the "land"
>>66516912
>i didn't get baited
>>66516908
>Magic @ Bucks
>Magic
yield for hield
>>66516965
/nba/ lived in darkness, hoping a savior would come. LeBron was but a prophet and not the Messiah.
But the Messiah has finally come.
King of Court and Air, in West and East, Westgod has come to deliver us from evil.
Wow rapts clinched the division again when the celts lost last night
BACK 2 BACK 2 BACK
WOH
>tfw playing ball with a legitimate BIG GUY
There is no comfier feeling in the world desu just feed him and let him dominate
>>66517044
bucks suck at closing games Jonathan
do other /nba/ members really think what they say matters? my opinions and thoughts are the only ones that matter in this general, rest of you should just shut your air intake valve.
what i learned today
>Horrey > Lebron , who would you rather have as a teammate?
>Westbrook is the new king of /nba/
>/nba/ only counts titles when it's Lebron and not anybody else because he only has 2* titles
>/nba/ always liked Lebron just never admitted it so it could bandwagon
>brits don't like tea
>Arron Gordon posts on /nba/ (might be 7kt)
>Westbrook isn't even a top 10 point guard but still better than Lebron
>Gowiz hates bullyball and dlo to unhealthy levels
>Dwight Oneal was born a bastard
>>66515947
>>66517245
wat i learned 2day is ur a moron
Got a Lebron James jersey today from Buffalo Exchange for the $12
>>66516626
Well frank, I'm /superb/ as fuck.
>have a job tutoring at my college
>make $22 an hour
>all of my students are female and attainable 5-7/10 aspies
>they're into things like anime, videogames, sci/fi etc.
>I don't have to actually teach anyone anything, or even know anything
>all I have to do is describe methods for spewing written bullshit
>I just show up, drink free coffee, and shitpost on /spee/ all day
>today I spent 3 paid hours high as fuck watching horrible dunk attempts while my students completed writing exercises i got off google in 30 seconds before our sessions.
>>66517157
you now know that ernesto is the name of our PMs son
>>66517272
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Belinda Curry
you can't make this shit up
BTFO
T
F
O
>>66517305
enjoy your bedbugs
>>66517245
>2-4
>rbl
>>66517272
curry
>>66517047
and also with you... westgod is a powerful and just god sent to save our souls from evil
>>66517463
>Annie Gay
BTFO and don't come back ya heard
>>66517489
t. AA
how awesome would it be to watch Westbrook dominate your gf
boringball
>>66517381
Who's that?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO 4CHAN
WHAT IS THIS
Is Bruce Bowen the best wing defender ever or is that Scottie Pippen?
>>66517638
le ebin april fools joke xDD
>>66517679
Steve Novak's dad
>>66517573
Monte Ellis father
>>66517463
Rudy Gay's wife
>>66517272
Steph Curry's grandma
Hield to the Bucks desu
how is Charles Barkley always right and /nba/ always wrong?
don't you guy's watch inside?
you should you might learn something
http://www.csnphilly.com/blog/700-level/charles-barkley-thinks-dangelo-russell-best-player-draft
>>66511648
>>/pol/69625307
>>66517784
What website?
>>66517784
i ain't clickin that shit nigga looks like the Italian flag
>>66517245
add me to the screencap
>>66517835
>he doesn't like italy
What kind of pleb doesn't respect pizza's motherland?
>>66517316
im trying to forgut Shannon
>>66517638
I swear to Gawd, everything was fine until you entered our threat Francois
>>66517904
his balls are bust
his basketball is fine
trade him to us
>ESPN is unironically doing a top 10 Curry 3s right now on Twitter
>They're showing all of his 3s at 7
>>66518046
So? They do top 10 dunks all the time and guess what, 3s are more exciting than dunks.
How many games do each of the top 4 in the Western Conference rest for the remaining season
>>66517863
Andre from Quebec PLS
Birthplace of vera pizza italiana is Napoli
Nothing to do with Italy
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 4 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
13. unfriended his own home town on twitter/instagram after the accepted him back
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
18. ruined johhny footballs career
>>66518107
What's up, spurs are the best
>>66518073
t. Jamie Deleon
>unironically putting together a compilation of 350+ 3 pointers
>suckling that much cock
Can these games fucking start already
>>66518126
i want to stomp this thing's head
>>66518107
Lue the human coat rack coaching tonight or LeFlop James?
>>66518128
Riley Curry is the ugliest kid on this planet.
rate for tonight bros
>>66518139
ikr we have some sleep 2do too
>>66518144
can your knees handle it?
SUN DON'T SHINE IN THE SHADE
>>66518159
>john wall costs more than lebron james
I run this place.
>>66518203
U do
>>66518203
Yeah
>>66518203
yes
NEED a gf desu
>>66518203
Of course
>>66518203
Go ryan king of nba
>and guess what, 3s are more exciting than dunks.
>>66518203
Based
>>66518203
indeed
>>66518203
Excellent
>>66518203
reported
>>66518279
the more you need one
the less likely it is to get one
>>66518203
ur so coool
>3s are more exciting than dunks.
>>66518311
Canada, what are you doing?
>>66518203
Yay!!
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
>So? They do top 10 dunks all the time and guess what, 3s are more exciting than dunks.
>>66518087
>Rip westbrick
>>66518311
>mfw I have those exact sunglasses
>>66518483
Fag
>guess what, 3s are more exciting than dunks
>Warriors and Celtics tonight
>Cavs and Whos? on Hue TV tonight
FEELSBADBRO.jpg
theres nothing exciting about dunks
non nu males are the worst
>I see nothing wrong with this
guess what, 3s are more exciting than dunks
3s are only exciting when Steph Curry is shooting them. Not even memeing. Is it fun watching McDermott shoot 3s? Not really.
>>66518535
>it's on ESPN and not on Sportv
Thank god.
what are some good drake songs
>guess what, 3s are more exciting than dunks
>>66518614
There aren't any.
>>66518600
thats true
Didn't I tell /nba/ to shut up? You aren't allowed to discuss basketball unless I give you the go ahead. I'm the only basketball intellectual here. You guys are here to be my meme making slaves. Let me win the debates with statistical evidence that is impossible to debate.
>>66518600
not even related to Steph Curry. 3s are only exciting when someone drains a bunch of them in a row, which usually only Steph Curry does. when Rodney Hood hit 9 threes in a half, it was just as exciting as Curry. a meme shot is only fun when the guy shooting is on a hot streak, cuz every time he throws the ball up the whole crowd gets into it and its like "OH FUCK HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT"
>>66518698
>not even related to Steph Curry. 3s are only exciting when someone drains a bunch of them in a row, which usually only Steph Curry does.
that's....literally what I meant
Steph Curry is the only guy where you get excited every time he shoots the ball
Wow he did a dunk? *yawn* any grown man can dunk a basketball into a hoop from 2 inches away
>Steph Curry is the only guy where you get excited every time he shoots the ball
>>66518727
when he has an off night like hes been having recently, hes pretty boring. usually tho i agree especially after he hits a couple in a row
>>66518748
Do you ever contribute anything except green text a post along with a meme reaction image?
>>66518767
'no'
his handling and layups/flooters are fun too
>Michael Jordan made the best sports movie (Space Jam) ever made, grossed a billion dollars and saved the planet in the process
>Lebron made a straight to netflix chick flick with a fat white chick that looks like miss piggy and only had a token black bit part in the film (the corny black friend that ahh shucks a lot)
here you go /nba/ hold this L, this is the fork in the road you chose
>>66518770
>Do you ever contribute anything except green text a post along with a meme reaction image?
>Is it fun watching McDermott shoot 3s? Not really.
>>66518797
nah nothing about those are special. its not like hes horrible to watch like James Harden is, but when hes not draining meme after meme he doesnt do anything that stands out.
Do you guys just like watching Curry 3s, or enjoy Kawhi/Redick and them because they hit at a high %
>>66518864
i freaking hate red dick
>>66518835
pleb
3 time Atlantic division CHAMPS
Drake is about to drop the hottest album of all time to celebrate our new championship banner
Today we are all Atlanta Hawks
spursbros:
https://twitter.com/IAmDPick/status/716001089317945344
also damn why does this board look so shitty
https://twitter.com/TeamLou23/status/715311515436322816
hahahaha based Lou
philly starts stronk against CHA
How do you guys feel knowing this piece of shit will have 2/3 of the greatest FG% in a season of all-time?
>>66519023
>first post is someone butthurt that ESPN ranked Kobe #12 all time
is there anything more deluded and casual than lakers fans?
>>66519084
which part of the bay area are you from again?
If you guys want to get rid of this theme, block
>http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css
in your adblock plus or similar program
>>66519268
nicememe.exe
>mfw /nba/ said Lebron would never leave Cleveland a second time
Guess what!
surprise niggas!
you were wrong once again keeping your record of being wrong intact
>>66519268
thanks, going to put it right next to the one that blocks all the ads on this shitty website
Franchise tag on me Bron Bron
Steph Curry wrists nigga Oakland
>>66519268
worked, thanks bruh
now i can use 4chanx again
Anyone /cavs/ here tonight?
MY NIGGAS SHOOT SHIT
JEREMY LIN
>>66519463
his hair makes me mad
>>66519439
i'll be watching that game 2bh
>>66519476
he looks like a grown asian man now
none of that teenage tier asian haircut he had during his knicks/rockets/laker tenure
>>66519476
>if players spent less time caring about hair and more about basketball people would not be that mad at curry and warriors
>>66519505
what part of the bay area are you from again?
Ah, the original Man of Akron. Somehow lost in the (well-deserved) coronation of Stephen Curry as the NBA’s Golden (State) Boy and best player
Marcus Morris is on fire
>>66519530
how many L's can Brazil take before he just leaves?
>>66519530
braziltown, it's 7,1 miles south of mission district, comfy favela desu
>>66519550
>implying I cheer for warriors
>you are literally forbidden to like a team if you don't follow it
Amazing that Dirk is still this good
http://deadspin.com/report-lebron-looking-for-a-new-home-1768491655
sides? what sides? i didn't need them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I still can't believe LeBron traded Wiggins for Love. What a incredibly idiotic move. He could have had Wiggins on a rookie contract, and then let Tristan "le one rebound one point" man walk and retool in the summer. With the cap going up, he could have potentially had
Irving, Wade, Wiggins, LeBron, Whiteside as his starting 5
holy shit, what a fucking idiot
finally got rid of this April Fool's prank
Will Steph finally recover tonight?
http://sketchtoy.com/66820562
>>66519558
Listen here Lynette, stay in the kitchen and off the bandwagon
>>66519582
kek look at this damage control
http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2016/04/lebron_james_leaving_the_caval.html
>>66519594
Terrible fucking lineup.
Literally all of them are isolation scorers. Three of them cannot pass at all and only Irving is a respectable shooter.
Casual.
>>66519594
Lol Wade isn't leaving the damn Heat fool
Remember when Lance Stephenson was cool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C02WBFWDiqE
https://youtu.be/9NsHXXrcax0?t=42s
>tfw spurs got leonard, bertans, and hanga in 2011
that madman
raptors vs. grizzlies official game thread:
>>66519683
>>66519476
I felt the same way when he had the mohwak earlier in the season. HIs hairstyle is better now
>>66519626
>kek look at this damage control
even espn is in on the narrative to make people think he's going to stay
poetry
>>66519715
he's rocking dat tony leung hair. jelly
>>66519692
hey tannecuck put your trip back on
>>66519685
>that flag
>this topic
I'll humor you, Nigel.
>Literally all of them are isolation scorers.
>only Irving is a respectable shooter.
This team would very rarely need to setup an offense. You got motherfucking LeBron James running the break with Irving trailing for a 3 and Wade and Wiggins running with him. Even in his old age, Wade can still be a force on the break and Wiggins, nuff said.
>Three of them cannot pass at all
Whiteside is the only average passer, you are underestimating Wade and Wiggins court vision.
>>66519794
oh snap when did that happen? ive never seen that webm before
Grizzlies will start Farmar, Allen, Barnes, Randolph, Andersen on Friday.
jesus
>>66519463
>Big Al
>Psycho T
>Kemba Crossover
>Frank the Tank
>Linsanity
>Based Batum
are the Hornets, dare I say it, >our guys?
Marcus Morris has 16 in the first
i don't understand this april fools. what is it in reference to
>>66519868
>Larry Mercado 04/02/16(Sat)01:13:43 No.66517638▶>>66517679 >>66517901
yes
>>66519814
>that name
>this topic
opinion discarded
>>66519868
Their next 2 games are @Cleveland and @Toronto. If they win both, they'll be our guys
I come from the future /sp/ and I have news, When Lebron retires he will finish with a 4-7 NBA finals records. Sooooo the whole 2-4 meme will end. Sorry to bring bad news.
>>66519868
id say yes he's one of us
holy shit espn is going in on the Lebron is leaving thing
where does he go next /nba/? Lakers? Raptors? Kings? heres your chance to finally get something right!!!!!!!
Whos getting turnt tonight
>>66519989
You know it's all about winning one for the (LA)nd
>>66519989
Wherever he can get the most rings/stat pad
I could see OKC in the conversation if Durant stays
>>66520003
maybe we can together, derek ;)
>>66519990
Delete that bro, my boss just walked in on me and now i'm getting written up
thanks /nba/ i think i just lost my 100k a year job
who the fucc up for the splash bros
stop posting bad stuff im sitting in the living room with my mom
>cavs btfo
Who the fucc up for Bucks basketball
>mfw no one on /sp/ remembers Godsap
April fools!!!
Hahaha i got you guys good
Cavs are barely above .500 since firing blatt and getting BTFO right now
>LeBron trying to kill Bazemore
LEBRON JAMES JUST NESRLY KILLED KENT BAZEMORE WHAT A ACUMVAG
Should be an ejection
>>66520285
What happened?
>>66520343
https://vine.co/v/ijnDpaLDndz
>>66520320
>the post
>the flag
>>66519940
>tfw no a v e r a g e Korean gf
Guys guys
Did you see them tits behind Cavs bench?
>>66520292
>>66520285
>MJ tries to kill someone
>GOAT
>Lelbron tries to kill someone
>what a pussy vagina bitch.
/sp/ in a nutshell.
>>66520358
Holy shit
connection too slow tonight
no hope of watching a game
>>66520395
>>66520365
t. Lifelong Cuckland fan
>>66520358
Lebron is a fucking scumbag
>>66520358
yeah no this isn't okay. way to late to set up shop in the post to be considered a correct defensive stance.
>lebeta cheap shotting basedmore
fuck the refs for not kicking Lebron to the curb
>basemore throwing up on the sidelines
it's not good bros he's hurt bad
>>66520358
what is the problem here? LeCrab got there in time and tried to draw the charging foul, its not really his fault Bazemore tried being Michael Jordan in Space Jam
>atlanta was a heavy favorite to win the chip last season
What happened?
>>66520412
you watching bucks?
>>66520463
Agreed. I dont see a problem with this.
>>66520463
>got there in time
no
>>66520412
>not watching on tv
Who /comfy/ here?
>>66520457
concussion protocol just kicked in
>>66520463
>>66520485
>got there in time
seriously now
Lmao he got Curry'd
>>66520463
LOL he literally stepped in front right when he took off
>>66520483
tryin to watch philly...
LeBron hates Bazemore and that was definitely intentional. With that in mind that should be a fine or suspension but he's LeBron, so obviously nothing will happen.
>>66520428
disgusting, I'm a spurs fan.
Just pointing out an observation senpai.
>you will never sit on your arse all day flipping between games on league pass getting paid to write about basketball
feels bad man
dallas vs Pistons stream is much better
but i hate the result so far
>>66520517
i never said he got there in time. I just think you all are overreacting.
>>66520358
>>66520457
>>66520524
>>66520559
Lebron undercut him so bad, i saw it as it happened and that was a chicken shit move by Lebron.
FUCK THIS LAYOUT, WHY CANT THAT CHINK JUST BAN CURRY SPAMMER...FUK
AND JULIUS RANDLE GETS FINED??!
THE LEAGUE HAS IT OUT FOR US.
WORST DAY EVER!
>>66519990
>they blurred more area out to make it seem like he has a bigger dick than he really does
lmao
>>66520621
>>>LeCrab got there in time
>>Agreed.
>i never said he got there in time.
australia...
>>66520524
why he grab his head nothing happened to it
that's a flop
>>66520586
Based Greece. I'm a Greek-American living in Detroit.
We fuck our men with hemp oil instead of olive now.
>>66520807
>We
>>66520585
>sports "journalism"
just bunch of retards and losers
CAVS DOING CAVS THINGS
SAY MY NAME BITCH!!!
I swear there are serious tits and slim waist in the first row, in front of the right stairs @ Hawks game.
will the celtics vs memes be worth watching? or should i go outside for once?
also
>>66520885
sup huertas wife.
>>66520947
sup Brady's sister
>>66520585
Just start submitting dumb, ill informed slideshows about Warriors/Spurs/Cavs/Lakers/Heat/OKC and/or Kobe/LeBron/Curry/Westbrook/Draymond/KD/AD or for bonus points. Write about players that you never saw play and only just a few youtube videos of Wilt/Dr jJ./Russel/Willis Reed/Bird/Magic/Kareem etc etc. Then make sure to use some obscure advanced stat that proves whatever point you are trying to make (trust me just come up with anything about any player in history. You could probably find some stat that proves that Andre Drummond is the greatest free throw shooter with 7:23 left in the 2nd quarter when his team is playing away and the pistons are up by 6.. Seriously there would be some stat somewhere like that).
Do all that and submit your articles everyday to bleacherreport. Eventually they will publish some of them. And if you are persistent enough and never EVER change your opinion about ANYTHING you have written... you might start getting a few bucks.
/nba/ calls Bully a bust
next thing you know
>triple double
>game winner
/nba/ is like gowiz gf at this point, fat and turnt out by the whole damn crew
test go basketball
Jesus hawks
>>66521159
I'm moots brother!
>Derek Williams
>16 pts
>four consecutive threes
It really is April Fools.
>>66521159
How rare is a 9-minute dry spell? Anyways the differential isn't as bad as it should be with the cavs playing like they are.
>>66521057
Oh you can also make some templates quite easy that you can use for the future
example:
LeBron on the way out?
During last nights game LeBron _________ and after __________ He was caught on camera _________ Will Lebron leave after this season? Or will he ________ that _______ be traded for ________
At the press conference LeBron ______ and noticable ______ was seated ________ him.
just fill in the blanks and submit it before anyone else.
>>66521199
is it something you are supposed to be proud of ? purge yourself.
pistons will take the lead by the end of the quarter screen cap this
>Lebate
>tfw all you do is watch sports every single day
>>66521275
Pretty common once everyone starts jacking up threes
DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT
>>66521309
It would be pretty cool, I hear he's loaded
>spent past two hours on the side of the road bouncing between making out and vomiting with chick i've been into for the past year
>mild hypothermia
>knicks winning
Life is good... i think.
>le piss ton
>>66521364
and how is it a bad thing ?
all you do is taking black cock up the arse irma
>>66521159
who's this qt?
>>66521387
Mashallah brother
>>66521411
58-58 wew lad
>>66521413
>vomiting
say again?
>german fetishes
>>66520154
What's wrong with Milwaukee?
>Hawks
>>66521433
/masha/
>>66521454
There's an amazing bar chain over here that has like 300 different shots. Never league there in decent condition
>>66521467
knicks-nets thread i think
>>66521501
*leave
anyone wanna make a pistons gamethread?
>>66521501
well make sure you both brush your teeth
Man i hate the tail end of the season.
Also, does anyone think this season has actually been very boring? Warriors going for 73, Spurs home record. It seems like the whole season is exactly what you expected.
I really hope there's some upsets in the playoffs.
>>66521539
worst season in a generation
>Kobe XD
>>66521532
Probably a good idea...
>>66521472
seriously 7abibi, who is she?
>>66521501
>>66521413
>Autistic German Knicksposter is vomiting in a woman's mouth on the side of the road
>Still has the time and dedication to make a Knicks gamethread
how the FUCK is Germany so based?
>germans
>>66521648
Maria Sharapova you fat inbred nigger.
>>66521725
surly your not mad and smuckers? are u?
>>66521651
priorities breh, i'm disappointed i missed the first half.
>tfw not actually sure if she made it home
>>66521767
>surely
>shirley
Don't call me surly
>>66521806
>only not immigrants get that meme
>tfw my post in reddit got downvoted 6 times
>>66521886
Kill yourself.
common detroit fight for our draft pick
>>66521886
get back to /r/nba where u belong
this place here is onli for us smartpants
jj you freakin pygmee
i hate you
common stan van gundy u feckin pornstar, do your magic tricks to win this game
