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Saturday (EST)
>7:30
Pacers @ 76ers
>8
Pistons @ Bulls
>8:30
Raptors @ Spurs
>9
Kings @ Nuggets
>10
Heat @ Trailblazers
any lads want a pistons thread?
>>66521539
I can see the Spurs getting "upset" by OKC and even the Rockets might push them
I don't see anyone giving the Warriors trouble. It's going to be a cake walk for them really.
>>66521603
Oh yeah and muh kobe
god I can't wait for him to fuck off
>>66521578
i am just happy with the general
>NEW CLIPPERS MASCOT!!
>http://m.imgur.com/ohRuM4J?r
>Warriors aiming for 73
>Plays the Spurs twice
>Spurs sit their 3
>Warriors hit the mark
>No one gives a shit besides ESPN because it's a story they get to regurgitate for month straight
>mfw the Warriors lose to the Spurs in the playoffs after ESPN felates them as the greatest team ever
>>66521649
this, I'm comfy, and I'm keeping up on more than one game
Is Ontario California close to Compton California?
>>66521664
>greatest team ever
>>66521680
nigga, you on Google
just bring up Maps
>>66521693
the fuck is google....... i only heard of altavista
holy fuck Jalen Rose just sucks ALL the energy out of the room
>>66521691
Watch it. If Golden State beats the record and wins the Finals again, they will be touted as the greatest team in NBA history by ESPN. There's no doubt in my mind.
>>66521786
And why shouldn't they?
>>66521786
>and faggots from Oakland will become even more unbearable
at least the Raiders suck
>mfw this mootgle theme will be gone in 2 1/2 hours
i was just getting used to liking it
>>66521818
Take his dick out your mouth fuck
>>66521603
Yeah, i think the warriors may even go fo' fo' fo' fo'
I dont see OKC upsetting the spurs because they cant close out games. So unless westbrook and KD actually get lucky and hit those forced shots they jack up... Thats only how i can see them beating spurs (and if so warriors in the WCF) But it's a long shot (pun intended). Rockets are a mess and wont do anything.
And you know the Clippers are gone in the 1st round. But no one gives a shit about them or expect anything from them anymore.
WIll be nice to see thje raptors in the ECF.... but the Cavs will beat them and stumble into the finals and Lebron willl lose again.
Fuck i hope im wrong and the playoffs will have nail biters, upsets, every game coming down to the wire.
Oh and Kobe's farewell tour.... who the fuck cares.
>>66521835
mind your own fucking business, Mildred
>kobe farewell tour
If I was Lelkers owner I'd have fired him by now.
>>66521875
>Jose Romero
>Straya Football
got my first athlete name here
feels pretty based
>>66521885
thank god we don't let 3rd worlders run our franchise.
>>66521885
just fire Luke!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
7-1
>>66521835
'koff
>>66521859
OKC's athleticism always gives the spurs trouble, if they get lucky it could go their way
These playoffs are a foregone conclusion but as far as upsets or whatever I can see the Spurs getting upset but that's it. Maybe the Cavs might lose but that's unlikely because LeBron but they're not doing shit in the finals.
>>66521955
fuck off tasha i aint in the mood for your black female sass
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 4 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
13. unfriended his own home town on twitter/instagram after the accepted him back
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
18. ruined johhny footballs career
>>66521748
>inbred nigger
>hue
wew
>watching ball racket hit
>in the battle of burgers washington made the declaration of delicious
my sides
>Ratsell
I GOT BOARDS IN ATLANTA
What are the bitches like in Utah?
>>66521885
He still makes the Lakers a FUCKTON of money... and will for many years to come.
Anyone hoping that Kobe will go completely insane in about 2 years 'cause all he has done his entire life is basketball. Maybe end up being another OJ.
>>66522024
>he does not into gruntswat
proletariat scum
WHAT A HEART
>>66521908
>defending an unmotivated nigger who ruined the last two seasons of the team
You are one of those niggers who complain about Curry winning everything, right?
>>66522043
either chaste and awkward or willing to give blow jobs or take anal
Mormon school girls are depraved gutter sluts that only want to go to their special planet so they can fuck forever and make space babby for Space Jesus
The Wolves should never play Lavine at PG again after this season
Is /nba/ ever right?
>W-Wiggins is better
>>66522038
Twisting dunks, layup, and the fadeaway
>>66522083
Well his wife is pretty damn ugly, he sure didn't win in that department
>>66522138
I don't get how he's this explosive. He looks chub.
>>66522083
"Surly" you don't think the Warriors can beat Lebron if he goes full villain mode
>>66522138
He's scary explosive at times, like a light Kemp or Dominique
>>66522157
>murrican sports fans
>home Jazz game on the ROOT
these broadcasters suck, so much
why is their apehoop in SLC??
nothing belongs in SLC except Mormons and righteous thoughts
>>66522157
i'd give his squirrely wife deez nuts if you know what i mean..and if you don't i mean i'd sex her baginals.
MY BAN HAS BEEN LIFTED
did you guys miss me? I was forced to go on reddit god was it awful
>Cavs are choking the fuck out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
captcha: Bananas B-a-n-a-n-a-s-
>>66522255
i missed you, Steve
don't ever go back there, it's terrible and will give you the Normies
GET THAT GG SCUM OUT HE IS A WORTHLESS PEACE OF SHIT
Jabari Parker is that dude
>Knicks now have a winning record against the Nest
As it should be
>>66522289
jabrari parker for dlo russell one for one...deal?
>>66522254
id let her see my old man river walk, and im not talking about my limited edition tim duncan life size poster.
she's very very average but i have a fetish for chipmunks, what can id say?
DALLAS ARE FUCKING CHOKERS THAT CANT GET ANYTHING DONE GET THEM OUT
Name get.
>>66521955
>OKC's athleticism always gives the spurs trouble, if they get lucky it could go their way
Yep, but Pop will make the spurs play slower than any team in history. I can even see The spurs geetting several delay of games Westbrook will get frustrated and start chucking and trying to dictate the pace, but the Spurs will just take it all slow. KD will try to bail out westbrook.
Dont get me wrong though.... Westbrook will have amazing stats probably get a few 40+ games and some triple doubles, and KD will be KD
But it will end up being the same thing in crunch time. Westbrook and KD forcing tough shots, while the rest of OKC will stand around with zero movement (apart from a screen from Adams or whoever... but every player knows that the roll man wont be getting the ball.
NORMAN
O
R
M
A
N
>>66522304
fuck no
MFW im always the last one to notice the new thread
>>66522279
i will never go again
why so sad....
WALKIN AROUND WITH THEM BLUE FACES
>>66522320
probably
The difference between the two is the Spurs just execute everything to a tee and OKC just doesn't. It's a shame because I think OKC matches up better to the Warriors than the Spurs.
>>66522343
Karadzic was a cheeky fucker
>>66522320
Westbrick will break the NBA playoff record for most missed shots in one game in a Spurs/Thunder semifinal.
DID SOMEBODY SAY WESTGOD THREAD?
>>66522402
>they've only existed for 8 years
well that shouldn't be difficult
HWAKS with the lead
>Gianni's about to get another triple double
Damn.
Cavs
Doing
Cav
things
>Baines
game over in detroit
>Rosemary Weiss
Simply epic my friend
>>66522453
I meant that in the likely event of a Spurs/Thunder semifinal, I predict Westbrook setting the record for most misses in a playoff game. He'll have a bad shooting night and keep on chuckin.
>>66522402
Jordan owns that record with 26 missed shots.
Players don't know how to run fast breaks anymore
why are fat bitches getting so attractive?
>>66522529
>>66522533
I could see westy doing this
>>66522502
Shieeeet dallas payed too niggerish anyway
>>66522536
did you see the miami fastbreak vs lakers?
pathetic, guys are getting lazy and not practicing the fundamentals.
I've only watched basketball for one year and even I think that two years is too early to call curry a goat
>>66522540
because your testosterone levels are falling
eat a steak
whats the point in shooting 2 when you can go for a 3 everytime? what logic is that?
Damn Barea went HAM!
Why the fuck was Carlisle starting Felton? I swear RC is the most overrated coach in the league.
>>66522570
>Darla Noble
because b8
I've only watched basketball for 2 days and even I think that two years is too early to call curry a goat
>>66522558
no you got a link?
I just gained eyesight for the first time just this this moment, and this is the first thing I've ever seen, and even I think that two years is too early to call curry a goat
>>66522544
i might see if i can put a bet on him breaking the record. I wonder if i can find a betting agency who will take that bet... What am i saying, i'm Australian and gambling is legal here and we bet on fucking everything.
i actually have a bet that i made 2 years ago that Simmons would be the #1 pick in his draft year. Got $150 on it with 7:1 odds.
Parker just yammed it again
>>66522618
>Micheal
>>66522618
why is he in Turkey?
cavs about to fry these georgia chickens
>>66522618
Turkey eh? scouting another draft pi... sorry i meant bust.
SOMEONE STOP HIM
UPDATE
The Wolves and the Jazz are still both very mediocre
Oh my god this Bucks - Magic game is insane
>>66522612
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/3/30/11335784/the-heat-gave-a-lesson-on-how-not-to-run-a-3-vs-0-fastbreak
>>66522687
all these basketball nerds are sucking Utah's dick for some reason
I sorta want the Hornets to win out and get a 50 win season tbqh
Won't happen though
>>66522716
cause it's something to do
Celtics V Warriors Dawn of the upset
Hezonja can shoot the ball
was /NBA/ ever right about anything?
these names suck, where are all the names you'd see in real life
God damn Hezonja's third three in crunch time
>>66522738
F I N A L L Y a reasonable comment
>Iguodala
>>66522723
>Won't happen though
It's all about getting one for buzz city
>>66522793
>greece man who wants bully ball to be traded to the celtics so bad is randles momma
what a surprise
>>66522793
>>66522738
see you next season celtikuks....the rise is upon us!!! enjoy marcus smart LOL
>>66521786
If they win 73 and repeat as champs, it won't just be ESPN proclaiming them GOAT.
People need to stop getting hyped about teams beating the Warriors on the second end of a back to back AT THE ORACLE.
It's not happening you twats.
>>66522723
>remember them being under .500 in mid season because of a shit ton of injuries
>at one point were like 22-26
>they have went 22-6 since
>Raptors cucking fans out of Portland vs Clippers
STOP
>>66522835
What part of the Bay area are you from again?
>>66521786
>ESPN
Who gives a shit?
im sorta smfh at craptors not pushing for the 1st seed realizing how big an advantage it would be against the cavs
guess they know they a first round exit... LOL
>>66522822
go back to the kitchen miranda
make some tacos
>>66522828
All time GOAT. Too bad that Michael kid couldn't beat him.
>>66522825
kek u really think u ll make the playoffs next season? that's so pathetic i feel sorry for you
>>66522861
>top team in the East
>in the east
>the east
>east
rolling for a decent name
So i just realised something. LeBron has never had a good coach in his career. His best coach was Spo.
We always wondered why he never seemed to take that extra 10% and be the player everyone expected him to be.
Imagine is he had a Phil, Pop in his early career?
Wait.... i just worked out who would've been the best person to coach LeBron.
Larry Bird.
Seriously. Think about it. LeBron has never respected any coach (Pat Riley kept him in line in Mirami, but LeBron still didnt respect Spo. So he goes to play with Bird as the coach (or even with Bird in the front office like he is now)....
What can LeBron ever bitch to Bird about? Nothing because Bird would just tell him to shut the fuck up and that LeBron has zero excuse.
Man... Bird could've humbled LeBron and taught him that "killer instinct", that extra mental toughness that LeBron has always lacked.
LeBron bitches during practice/a game/to the press etc etc... Bird would chew him out then hit a corner 3 turning around without evening bothering to watch it swish. Because he's fucking Larry Bird.
>>66522903
>2 teams .500 or less in west in playoffs
>lakers still can't make it
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah holy shit
>>66522925
LeBron would slap the shit out of that piece of garbage
LeGod > Bird shit
Lebron is still our guy, and he's the best player. Stay upset and shook.
>>66522925
>"killer instinct"
The new killer instinct is so good
>>66522964
>our guy
>our
what member of the leaveland organization are you?
Who goes to the finals from Eastern conference
GIANNIS WITH THE TRIPLE DOUBLE
kek
Westbrook is trash
>>66522049
>tennis
boring af desu, I'd watch porn and jack off if I want u weirdo
>>66522861
>>66522861
talking shit about the lakers? excuse i believe we stomped your shitty asss team the last time we played...lets see how the celtics do against them...STAY MADD FAGGOT
HOLD THIS L
>>66523005
Fuck off bandwagoner
so far aaron gordon is the only nba player who posts in /nba/
>>66523027
>Rufus the moron
>>66522963
Bron would wet his pants if Bird glanced at him with mild annoyance.
>>66523009
>Ted Sheppard
On December 11, 2013, Ted Sheppard was arrested on suspicion of uploading child pornography following an investigation that started back in November when the Tucson Police's Department's Internet Crimes Against Children Unit received a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.[4]
The investigation led officers to a residence in the 1600 block of West Woodbridge Court, where, in December 11, 2013, a search warrant was served at the domicile with the assistance from the U.S. Marshals. During the service of the search warrant, detectives located Sheppard's large collection of weapons, and numerous potential explosive devices, inside the home.[5]
Detectives from the Organized Crime Unit as well as Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives personnel responded to assist with the investigation regarding the weapons found. Sheppard was booked into the Pima County Jail for ten counts of Sexual Exploitation of a Minor, and was subsequently released without bail under his own recognizance until the appointed court date.
Sheppard was sentenced on June 4, 2014.[1]
Loling at these epsn announcers sucking Atlantas dick.
>>66523050
>Lebron fags BTFO
>>66523094
Well that's a very appropriate name for /nba/
>>66523094
top KEK
lebrick did it again
>>66523103
YOu know LBJ's has to be chapped and sore
>and tiny
Bucks win!
I'm out
>>66523192
nah
>It's a foul and then the player hits the open 3 after
>>66523192
see ya, Ben
rolling for lebron james name...
MAKE ME FAMOUS
As a Heat fan watching this game, Atlanta losing would be better for a playoff seeding, but Cleveland losing would give me immense joy.
Remember how everyone loved how classy LeBron was in the way he left Miami? El. Oh. El.
>>66523253
>Lourdes Chan
Your Majesty -_-
>Jizzlies
PATRICK PATTERSON JUST FUCKING REKT THEM HAHAHAHAHA
>>66523262
he should have started by being classy about leaving Cleaveland
and then he should have stayed even classier by staying the fuck away from Cleaveland
cavs announcers are annoying af
>>66522825
See you Sunday lelkers when you get BTFO and Marcus Smart exposes Snitchy D
>>66523262
4chan just chose the last name of Bermuda's best winter olympian. Nice job, 4chan.
>Randolph DEEP 3
Jesus, Lebron basically told Atlanta what he was doing and they still fucked up
Warriors lose tonight by 8 points cap this. Also check my name.
Reminder that if you watch Celtics @ Warriors you are basically wasting your time
>>66523301
I've been to the states 7 times never been to Cleaveland (and never will obviously because it's Cleaveland)
Is it the most bland, boring, depressing city in the USA?
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Bucks win the YOUTHbowl
looking forward to rematch to see if Orlando can even up the series. Parker and Giannis pretty legit tbdesu.
I'm the 2nd nba poster
Nice offensive foul
LADS PLEASE ANSWER!!!
>http://strawpoll.me/7222874
>>66523410
Parker and Giannis are going to be fun to watch for a long time.
>LeBron no called charge
>Kyrie gets beat easily anyways on the other end
>>66523406
watching basketball is a waste of time period
>>66523432
everything is a waste of time
>>66523390
>Alton Coleman
Alton Coleman was an American spree killer. He was executed by the state of Ohio for the murder of 43-year-old Marlene Walters of Norwood, Ohio during a six-state killing spree in 1984
>>66523361
Nice to see JV and T-God play well in the end
>LEBRICK
>leshit
>TEAGUE
IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING ONE FOR DA LAND!!
CAVS
DOING
CAVS
THINGS
fucking hell just put up a fucking shot you worthless fucks
>>66523445
I bate too chris
>Teague
>LeBrick
I thought elite players were supposed to be clutch
>>66523408
all that and more
serial killer capital of the US
toxic environment
crushing poverty
>refball
Over/Under Bucks make the playoffs next year?
Delly will win it in overtime with an across the court underhand buzzer beater.
https://soundcloud.com/hamburgerhelper/sets/watch-the-stove
Where were you when Hamburger Helper had the hottest mixtape of the year?
>>66523528
>Over/Under on a Yes/No situation
How dum r u
KLOVE IN THE CLUTCH, CAP MY NAME!
Is it Horford or Millsap that misses EVERY clutch shot?
>Giannis tied with Lebron for most trip dubs before turning 22 (in a season)
>>66523537
fuck off Tom
>nigaboo boogaloo
Wtf is up with these names? Too many tripfags?
>>66523408
No but it's close. Detoilet is actually worse than Cleveland now.
Gary, Indiana takes the crown for worst city in the entire United States though. I had to go there once on a business trip. Never fucking again.
>>66523567
Yes
>jr shit
>bank shot 3
>>66523605
we reddit now, didnt you get the memo? here have an upvote
>>66523605
4chan pulls your Real ID name directly from the Google account you're logged into now. It's to prevent spam and subversive content.
>LeBron "Offensive Foul" James
>LeBron just killed another hawk and still hasn't been ejected
Why does LeBeta hate Basedmore
why this nigga always surrounded by a fucking army of assistant coaches?
>>66523675
Bazemore is too lightskinned for Lebron's taste, the BLM movement leader prefers darker skin tones.
>>66523516
>serial killer capital of the US
interesting and not surprising.
>it's a Korver doesn't do anything in OT episode
lbj doesn't care about the win, he just wants his triple double
>LeBrick
Sunday the Warriors will become the 2nd team to get 70 wins in NBA history
>>66523708
>Ana Harrison
>Lebron in the clutch
my sides
>Missing clutch FTs
dubs and Korver game winner three cap and check my name
>play basketball for you entire life
>still miss freethrows
Why are some of you so obsesed with LeKing and the Cavs? Are you mad we're a lock to win the East?
>>66523769
sup TT's muscles
>announcers wearing autism awareness pins
>LeBron yelling at Kyrie
>>66522326
>held hot nigga to 12 points
>didn't miss a shot
>>66523769
>win the Least
Lechoke has displayed often that the East is weak and he can't carry the team in the p/o's
>>66523610
Yeah but... Robocop was set in Detroit.
So in my drunken Australian view
>Detroit - RoboCop = +1
>Cleaveland - not Robocop = -1
Besides LeBron (and pretty much having the worst sports teams in the US? I'm not a big follower of baseball or gridiron - but would i be correct in that?) I can't think of anything Cleaveland has produced.
>>66523808
April Fools m8
why this nigga always look shook af?
>lebron chimping out on kyrie
He's leaving lads
>>66523830
>anything Cleaveland has produced.
crippling depression
Oh, look, LeGod passes Oscar for 11th all time in points scored, scores a triple double, and leads his team to an OT win vs their conference rivals, and /nba/ goes absolutely silent
just like pottery
so yea
https://twitter.com/bballbreakdown/status/716096261066108928
TBQH fampai I'd really like to see Lebron get a ring in Cleveland and retire but damn is it funny to watch him chimp out on his teammates and cause massive trainwrecks.
>>66523839
me on the right...
go cavs!
>>66523876
>Shooting 5-23
I would too
>76ers: 2nd team in NBA history w/ 4 losing streaks longer than 10 gms in 1 season.
>The other team? 1972-73 76ers.
>>66523876
kek. how much you wanna bet LeGOAT was the one holding that chick's hand in that insta pic? he probably purposely cucked kyrie because he was getting too comfortable
>>66523855
So... basically LeBron was doomed from his birth because he was born in Cleveland then?
I get it now.
>>66523876
lmao cleveland will never ever win a title with irving you can tell that nigga just dont give a shit about winning
lebron should have never went back
>You will never be Lebron.
Did anyone know Kris Humphries was on the hawks?
>>66523933
Akron desu
but yes, he's a tragic villain/hero depending
>>66523954
I imagine Kris Humphries knows
I would drop 21 on anybody ITT and I wouldn't even need to take off my warmup gear.
REFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBAAAAALLLLLLL
>>66523979
I dropped 2 into ur mum's anus
>cuckrie
>>66523951
Well i'm thankful for that now because of what you guys have been telling me about Cleveland.
>Kyrie
>Horford
What the fuck was Horford thinking
>ywn get pegged in the face by a Lelbron full court he man throw
;_;
>horford
HOLY FUCKING CAVS REFBALL
/nba/ hates on lebron all night and he wins yet again hahahhahahahahhahah is /nba/ ever right?
Throwing the ball like LeBron just did really should be a technical. Throwing a ball as hard as you can towards crowds of people isnt exactly smart
OH I'M SORRY, WHERE ARE ALL YOU FAGGOTS TALKING SHIT ABOUT CLEVELAND NOW?
>hurr there's so much problems in Cleveland, LeBron's not staying
We just beat one of the hottest teams in the East
>>66523979
I'll take off your warm up gear desu ;^)
>>66524060
keep cryin barb, you bitch
CURRY SPRAINS HIS ANKLE, CAP MY NAME
>>66524063
>we
W E W L A D
king james GOAT
>>66524063
I'm right here, watching the Dubs game
good game
LEBRON JUST GOT HIS TRIPLE DOUBLE AND CURRY IS SPILLING HIS SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my god whatshisface from the celtics just hounds the fuck out of curry every game
Based LeGod
Based GOATrie
Based Pipe
Based Delly
How come the Hawks never let >le aesthetic 3 man take the shot
SLIPPERY WET ASS CURRY
>>66523979
pfft i'm a lock down defender kiddo
you stand NO chance against my length and quick foot speed
>curry has 5 tos at the end of the first quarter
hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha holy shit hahhaanhahahhahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah
>>66524136
>Stephen
>>66524136
But m-m-muh MVP
>>66524120
tell me more about your length, Nikki
LeBron and the Cavs almost fucked that game off baka
>>66524136
>>66524150
>>66524151
stephen
beasley
rose
what is going on here...
This CBI game is tight af
>the city of the board that is /v/ right now
Cavs are supposed to be a super team with a "big 3" and yet the Raptors are only 2 games behind lmfao nice super team hahahahaha
My god just reading about Cleveland is depressing me.
>>66524161
New broship SBR confirmed
>>66524206
m8, please don't
it's really not worth it
Celts are gonna be unstoppable when they get a star.
rozier will eat curry and zpit the bones
>>66524210
>Morrison
just keeps happening.
im starting to like these random names thing...literally cant tell whos who, trips are dead...
we should make this name thing permanent but bring back the old layout.
>I read about cleveland for free
>>66524222
Franco!
These figures check out.. nice work..
>>66524218
I can't stop now... it's like watching a bad movie but you have to keep watching to see how bad it really is.
>>66524252
best thing about it is that tripfags are nowhere to be seen
>>66524284
>Cleaveland is the Manos: Hands of Fate of America
nice
>>66524158
fuuuarrrkkk cecil harvey is my fave FF protag
QUICK
SHITPOST AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO GET NBA PLAYERS WE ONLY GOT A FEW HOURS LEFT
>>66524308
i agree kristina
>>66524321
this, rolling for legod james!
>>66524093
sauce senpai
>>66524321
>few hours
nah, they leave this on over the weekend
maybe even keep the name thing after the theme reverts
>List of people from Cleveland
>Clark Kellogg
Wow... it just gets worse...
Will LeBeta overcome destiny?
> people are shitposting in here instead of an active primetime game thread
this is why /sp/ is dead. fucking generals.
MAKE /SP/ GREAT AGAIN
IT'S BOBBY BITCH
BOBBY BITCH
BODIES BITCH
MAKE THAT BODY FLIP
>>66524321
I summon Kevin Durant.
>>66524432
off by a first name
>>66524401
Dear Mr. Parker,
Please be informed that /nba/ is comfy.
With regards,
Clyde Drexler
>plsplsplspls
Rolling for Isaiah Thomas.
>>66524401
we are watching the game while we shitpost..it's all good senpai...its april fools.
>mfw I haven't seen a Nigel yet
>>66524463
Gamethreads are comfy. /nba/ is comfy when there are no games on. Broships are bad mmkay
>>66524339
traprapunzel
>>66524401
>MAKE /SP/ GREAT AGAIN
>AGAIN
u wot m8
I SUMMON RUSSELL WESTBROOK
COME ON 4choogle
>>66524502
here i am famz
>>66524510
blacked lol
Charlotte 3rd seed incoming. Prepare for the Kemba, Craptors
>>66524521
MAKE 4CHAN 4CHOOGLE AGAIN
this message brought to you by Steve Kerr
At this point I would be okay with a WNBA players name.
I GOT 100 ON MY DASH
GOT 200 IN MY TRUNK
>>66524549
>Carlton
Ima NBA player btw
>>66524590
NAME IN THE GRAB BAGS, PUT MY BIBLE IN THE TRUNK
>>66524611
make me a sandwhich, Elsa
>>66524632
>Drake
ohhh tough break there mate
>>66524632
sup drake
I didn't get to watch the game, how'd Giannis do in his first game as a permanent point guard?
4 IN THE MORNIN, AND I'M ZONEIN
THEY SAY I'M POSSESSED, IT'S AN OMEN
is dlo already better than Kobe?
we got the lead senpaitachi
>>66524632
call me caitlyn
> 2011 + 5
> posting in a general thread
> tfw realizing this meme is 5 years old
god damnit
GET ME THAT BUDDY HIELD CUT HIROHITO PHAM PIE
IF BUDDY HIELD APPEARS IN THE THREAD SOONERS WIN THE NCAA CHAMPIONS HIP
>>66524726
REEEEEEEEEE
who am i?
>>66524728
>Being named after a Jimmy Buffet song
I SHIGGY DIGGY
>>66524728
>2011 was 8 years ago... but we all remember it like yesterday
>>66524776
>yesterday may as well be a million miles away, for you'll never see it again
>When I first started posting I was getting MLB player names and one comic book hero
>now I can't get a single relevant person's name towards the end
Who /jah/ here?
>flips over to Wiz@Suns
I think i might just read more about Cleveland...
WHO AM I?
>Kyrie
>>66524835
>Westbrook
Basedbrook is coming home to new york
reply to my post to receive the name you will be drafted with to your nba team...
last three digits determines your team...
first digit from the left, if even its western conference, if odd eastern conference.
last two digits 1-5 determines the team...
>>66524158
>tfw about to invite /v/
People still put their ketchup in the fridge
If you get a girls name pls kill yourself
>>66524886
Rolling for Lakers
>>66524868
welp where's Lebron going next year?
>>66524886
meant 1-15
>>66524158
AW SHIT
>>66524886
>>66524915
Wow, now I have to go rot on the Sixers
>>66524886
Demetrius D'Shawn Carl Lemetrius the 5th.
> tfw the Celtics rebuilt their franchise correctly and have nowhere to go but up
> tfw Lakers are imploding in every aspect of their rebuild
how do the celtics do it? theyre like the reincarnation of the 04 pistons
>Splash Brothers - 4-13
>Manlet - 0-7
>>66524835
>Cousins
Boston.
>Harden
Situational awareness courses, followed by a cocaine overdose in Las Vegas
>Dazed and Confused: The Remakening
>>66524158
FFIV a shit
>>66524972
>losing in the play-offs
>rebuilding correctly
>literally going to lose to the memes tonight!!!
AHAHAHAHHAAH.
>lakers
>avoiding the meme era
>have 3 future hofers in development, bout to draft a 4th
>getting dank free agents.
delusonal memetics fans ladies and gentlemen,
>>66524886
rollin
>Curry 8 to's
>>66525003
"LeBron's girlfriend taking a photo with unknown teenager"
>name posting
rolling for sage steele...
you just know she has pointy tits.
I SUMMON SKIP BAYLESS IN ATTACK MODE
Your move 4choogle plus.
>Disne!yspn.com
Unacceptable
>tfw I was banned for posting Arenas IG post on DLo
c'mon mods, that's sports related
btw check the name
>what happened to that boi
no just no....
Jesus, even Elliott Ness who took down Al Capone failed in Cleveland
>rolling for names
>all you guys get is fat mexican and black girl names
get on my level
>yfw I get Scottie Pippen
FUCK CLEVELAND GOD DAMN IT WE WERE THE BEST IN THE EAST JUST A YEAR AGO UNTIL THAT FAGGOT DELLY FUCKED EVERYTHING UP
FUCK REFBALL ATLANTA STILL RUNS THE EAST
WHO ELSE /FTAD/ ?
ROLLIN FOR SIR CHARLES
I'm a little triggered by the lack of Polish and German names desu
THIS FOOKING NAME THO
>>66525213
I've been seeing a few German names off spee.
>>66525175
>THAT FAGGOT DELLY FUCKED EVERYTHING UP
Pump your brakes, kid, that man's a national treasure.
>>66525231
>Ryan Stout
Horrible comedian.
>>66525259
>that man's a national treasure.
this...he's the curry stopper. the only name that should be compared to Jordan's.
warriors should rest curry till the playoffs desu
wgaf about the record
KEVIN LOVE FOUND
>>>/gif/8343242
>>66525272
Kevin confirmed for a Brazilian faggot
that should have been our get...
>>66525288
a try hard like steve kerr with something to prove to his buddy Jordan, that's who
>>66525272
>Trap thread
>>66525272
KEK
>>66525326
imma be mad desu
>>66525272
>kevin love
>wanted sauce on a trap
make sense tbqfh
check the name
>>66525359
hey Dubs have a 40% chance of getting to the Final Finals, imo
and that's just because The West
So far, we've found:
>Chris Paul
>Michael Jordan
>Blake Griffin
>Kevin Love
ROLLIN REGGIE JACKSON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
>>66525401
>France's glass
>>66525413
Aaron Gordon too
link to BG?
>>66525396
great name for a country performer
not sure if I like Giannis being a PG (why not keep him as SF and make him the "new LBJ") but it's working so whatever
>>66525413
Put Howard O'neal in there and we've got a starting team.
>>66525413
Do you have the caps for CPIII and Blake?
>>66525436
>Billy Graham
underrated name
SLIPPERY WET ASS CURRY
>>66525436
Holy shit, that's a great name for the most famous preacher from America.
>>66525450
>Love at the 3
>>66525444
why?
Giannis
Long Shooter
Middleton
Jabs
Center
Fucking amazing
>>66525458
no, they didnt make it past the 2nd post of the thread.
>>66525432
Blake Griffin:
>>66514007
Thread might be dead
inb4 Curry scores 44 in a qtr
i am robert the robot
go lakers go
>>66525503
> Dominique
my nigga...
>>66525495
Doesn't have to be a percent starting 5, but they both play forward. Love can shoot to.
IS SOMEONE MAKING A /sp/ NAME PRANK COLLAGE ???
we really can't let this go us by
>i only show up in these threads when the Cavs win
>>66525540
>Ervin "no Magic" Jones
so close...
>>66525551
NBA GET
>>66525458
4 u
J
A
M
E
S
If one of the next 5 posts isn't a basketball related name, all our moms will die tonight.
>>66525571
canadian clopper bringing the bantz
>>66525624
Savior here
>>66525624
PANIC
what should i eat
>>66525624
go magic
>>66525639
>Dickson
kek
>>66525649
DOUBLE NBA NAME
MOMS AROUND /nba/ SAVED
WILL STACIE MYERS EVER RECOVER?
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>66525649
KYRIE AND AUSTIN CONFIRMED FOR BIG 2 NEXT SEASON
CURRY HIV+
HOLY FUCK IT'S OVER
STEPH CURRY IS BLEEDING, WE DID IT BROS!!
>>66525649
>>66525658
saved
>tfw saw a Lawrence Frank but I'm the only one who noticed it
I know my nba
Can Charlotte cuck ATL for the third seed?
>>66525624
Jokes on you my mums already dead...
...now i feel even worse.
>>66525649
UNCLE
NCLE
CLE
LE
E
DREW
REW
EW
W
if any of the next 5 names are nba related you all will get raped by a zebra in the ass
>>66525742
Check it
>>66525732
>Carl Good
>is bad
Gettin that Kenny Smith
i am kobe bryant
>>66521627
Kobe is GOAT
Hmm.... i wonder if /pol/ is rolling for Hitler
>>66525732
Carl Good?
Carl Bad
we are only getting half NBA names...
WE NEED FULL NAMES!
>>66525753
LANCE
YOU FUCKED US AGAIN
>>66525764
We did get Richard Nixon to say "I hate Reddit"
this one is for kingsbro
>>66525762
>Lance
>>66525753
>Stephenson
>>66525798
Nice.
>>66525798
This is an NBA name in theory
LIKE YOU SOME FANCY CLOW
Golden Shower Warriors
>>66525565
>>66525826
I was thinking the same thing
that or an inmate
>>66521680
Cali bro here
Ontario isn't even close to Conpton
>>66525649
kyrie confirmed fat fuck
hol up
>>66525755
>Rodney Good
SOO CLOSE
>>66525849
>that or an inmate
now rolling for Michael Vick
>>66525900
WOW, i went to school with a girl with that name. and it was my post
>>66525864
Got a NFL player here.
>>66525925
My name took her virginity
BOGUT DED
>>66525925
did you ever give her the ol' venomous serpent, m8cuntlad?
>>66522646
>>66525925
What is this meme magic
reload the thread newfags the mootgle theme is over
>>66525755
>one letter off
>>66525950
ohhh so close, she got fucked by a guy named Chris. Not sure if he popped her cherry though.
Check my name and curryposting is never allowed again
HR Hawks x Raps broship where we at?
>>66525969
half brothers
one's pa is Spanish, the other Italian
>>66525970
thank god will do
>>66525998
best Ghetto black name in the thread.
ANOTHER ONE
>>66526019
Now this is a German name.
Kobe get
>>66526013
>GRANT JORDAN
Grant Hill and some guy named Jordan? I guess DeAndre Jordan? not ringing any bells here
>>66526030
>Roxanne
>Played by Sting during the ASG
memes are getting BTFO
>>66526030
WE THE BEST MUSIC
are you guys going to watch mandramamania?
>>66526106
nah senpai making some bully oc
>>66526092
HERE'S SOME MONEY
>>66526106
why do anything else when we have /NAMEBOWL/ ?
>neither my first, last, or middle name has been on here yet
>>66526150
>tfw it's almost over
are the Celtics legit?
Warriors are playing like shit but refs have been all for the Celtics baka
7KT/OCD must leave /nba/ forever
RASHIIIIIIDDOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66526141
GO BUY YOUR MOMMA A HOUSE
GO BUY YOUR WHOLE FAMILY HOUSES
>>66526150
when will the names stop?
>>66526204
WIGGINS!
>>66526204
buy new glasses brazilfag
>>66526205
stalker anon leaves forever
>>66526204
OYYYYYYY
Is there a reason why Atlanta fell off hard? Carroll is useless though so it can't be him.
If you aren't watching this Warriors game you should be, its playoff tier.
Curry's got 24 in the third quarter
>>66526205
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/grayga01.html
good bye faggots 7KT/OCD
>>66526176
We need to win /NAMEBOWL/ we need everyone working on this /sp/
>>66526224
...the names will never stop. /g/ is working on a random name generator for us as we speak.
Why do teams shoot so shitty from the line against GS? I swear I've seen 10 games this season where teams shoot at or less than 50%
>>66526239
>>66526239
>>66526239
see
>>66526259
>>66526259
>>66526259
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66526254
shut up Theresa Mccormick. That's just the sort of name a femnazi like you have. Go protest more.
>>66526269
/nba/ squad roll out
>>66526253
it got gay as fuck
a kid got assraped in atlanta this week. there's apparently a 50% gay population there
>>66526270
can we at least change the theme?, this is too bright 4 me.
>>66526324
fuck off i don't want to go with rest of /sp/
ill just do it in the next /nba/ thread
>>66526344
Damnit Jack, we dont need excuses like that. Get out there and WIN CORTEZ
>>66526344
adblock plus
block http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css
new gnereal when?
New Thread
>>66526434
>>66526434
>>66526434
>>66526106
Will there be a free livestream? Then sure
new general never
THANK YOU BASED DENG
>>66526523
We can Hope...
