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Thank Crunchie Its Friday : Edition
>waiting for Euan sub edition
Old thread: >>66494847 → →
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any free bets about ladz?
Need Euans LARGE desu ;)
what the FUCK is this OP?
absolutely terrible
seriously tho ladz any free bets? i've got a complete banker just need to lay one out quick time
whens the chink gonna change my 4chan back
Nick Goff
>>66509519
pmsl classic advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljqs63uYZ5s
>tfw need a shit but waiting for a phonecall
fuck
>Not YOP! edition
Euan is gonna tip one of these Finnish Womens games, I just know it.
what the hell was hiroshima nagasaki thinking sub sub edition
>>66509615
I need a shower and a shave and I'm waiting. It's awful
And I don't even have a bet to tide me over in the meantime
jaish are a far better team, just underperforming right now, i expect them to win. @ 2.30 right now
One of my elast favourite parts of /bet/ when some utter reddit slug makes the OP and its always fucking shit. This and no Euan tip has totally ruined my weekend. Cunts.
>>66509679
Hope so. Got my accounts all ready.
Euan here. Been destroying lines in asia myself pmsl
>>66509839
>euan
>destroying lines in asia
Not a chance pmsl
>>66509730
>caring this much about the first post
Ill never understand why people race to be the OP or care so much about what the OP content is
Thosefucking horses! Get in muthafucka
>>66509880
the OP represents /bet/ to the rest of /sp/
if someone sees something funny, interesting or informative then they will assume we all hold these qualities
if they see something mongy as fuck like the current OP (made by someone with a 3 digit bankroll btw) then we will be seen as all mongy
wtf is up with this layout? only just updated on new thread
>>66509933
APRIL FOOLS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I wish they would play a funny/interesting joke, not just something that makes the site more annoying to use.
you can add s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css to your adblock filter rules to go back to the old design
>>66509928
>>66509880
Agree with this to an extent.
Perception, yeah? I'm taking these guys into battle but I'm doing my own stapling.
>>66509880
/bet/ prides itself on the quality of all its posts lid and the OP is just as important
Post graphs
>>66509967
Thanks bec
>>66509982
lost most of it after i stopped tracking single bets on the site, so my graph is pretty much meaningless..
Did anything ever come of this?
Can I also get a Mackers status update? Not heard much about him for a few days.
>>66509981
faggot
>>66510072
>thumbnail
pmsl wtf
does anyone have the full pic
>>66510072
>60x125
New here, what does the +1.5 mean or O 5 U 5 mean on bet365
I couldnt find anything on their help section
>>66510069
what was on march 11?
wtb
>>66510114
+ 1.5 means that team will start with a 1.5 goal advantage
-1.5 means the team starts on -1.5 goals, so basically they need to win by 2 clear goals for the bet to pay out
If you pick -1.5 and your team wins 1-0 in real life, that means the actual score is only -0.5 - 0 so your team didnt really win
O 5 means over 5 goals
U 5 means under 5 goals
California Wildcat 3/1 1:20et Aqueduct. Heard it straight from the horse's mouth.
i remember when /bet/ used to be pretty shit
>>66510166
that was an acca. i dont usually play them so its more or less an outlier
>>66510245
ah ok. never do them desu
>>66509880
pakis out
any tips?
>>66510072
Tears
khroub 13 shots off target already, jeez
>>66510233
>used to be
>>66510072
you'll be wanting this
>>66510342
Still makes me pmsl
>>66510233
I remember when /bet/ was good. Last summer was the best period in /bet/ history.
>>66510390
kartepe was best /bet/
>>66510410
A WILD MEES APPEARS
>>66510342
PMSL
it's like watching an IQ of 80 talk to an IQ of 120
>>66510410
not it wasnt
last summer was superior
surreal bets almost every day, it was ridiculous
>>66510430
nada
Anyone here in estonians group?
Euan tipping a 3/10. Thought there was a LARGE lid?
Suppose the fud is used to lining up a worldy and settling for a 3/10
>Euan tipping a bet available in Asia that I'm on
Fuck off and stick to your fonbet specials, it isn't going to win now
LARGE
Unpopular opinion incoming
Euan's bet is decent regardless of whether it wins since other bookies have that priced around 1.3-1.4
>>66510668
It's @1.61 on 365.
>cos i said please
PMSL
>>66510729
Wish I could give that guy a swirly tbqh
>>66510668
Think you're on the wrong side pal.
>>66510729
I sent him a message because he said please desu
Not really sure about this Euan tip desu
>>66511037
this tbf
>>66511037
>muh rball
How do I get more (you)s? Running desperately low
>>66511227
HERE
>>66509982
Good month
>>66510342
Still can't read this without literally pml
WTFIGO?
Also, WTB?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3519201/Quick-thinking-children-Easter-egg-hunt-form-human-arrow-POINT-suspected-robbers-hiding-police-helicopter-pilot.html
fucking tory grasses
>>66511454
No chance this is real
>>66511483
Why not?
https://tipstertube.com/profile/betting
So where can i find these odds?
>>66509595
>did not piss
>did not laugh
Rena pls go.
>>66511059
With Jews you lose
>>66509967
You're my LARGE, Becs.
Any day now...
Reminder to get on California Wildcat at Aqueduct. 10 bings left
>>66511635
Fraud
>>66511792
Why have they not paid out yet ?
>>66511792
>it's been a year
fuck man
>>66512286
Fixed so allegedly they are "investigating" before deciding whether to payout or void
Which actually means they're sat on their arse hoping you'll forget all about it.
>>66511792
Why did you place multiple bets at 16:48, why not just all together ?
Smashing up the flat.
DAC
Why oh why do I bother following a Euan tip if its in Asia? Why havent I learnt?
get your torches and pitchforks ready lads
pmsl Euan still can't crack Asia
>fnatic
REEEEE
going LARGE on leicester
Someone hacked my tt lol
>>66512476
Such a deluded little fud pmsl
>>66512317
GOAT name
Euan is a legit fraud tbqh. No doubt he'll spew some utter tripe about how it was a 'good bet' and should've won. pmsl
>mushroom
pmsl can't win a bet today
Nice excuse james
Didn't realise google chrome was so drastically different on windows
>>66512503
Who are/were you?
Why do you tards hang on Euans every word, especially in Asia
The kid is a fraud
I cant wait for his usual self implosion when somebody questions his record
Jesus christ, this St Pauli game is the worst ive ever watched
There has been at least 25 throwins in the last 15 minutes and the ball has now went beyond the centre circle in an attacking fashion
>midfield passes back to GK
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66512564
martingale rebacked, cba
Euan I hope you get bollock cancer you cunt.
I know you're lurking Albania :^)
Another winner @ 3.4 today after a rough patch. Possibly a LARGE stake tomorrow. Get following!
>Union Berlin with a throw in at their opponents corner flag
>ball goes back to keeper from throw in
This should be punishable in modern day football
Didn't follow, wouldn't have cared either way if it won or lost, at least Euan tips something rather than endlessly shitposts about others. That is all.
>>66512697
Pmsl get a life perm boy, so obvious it's you. Remember those times you got exposed for shitposting as anon lmao
STOP PASSING THE BALL BACK TO YOUR KEEPER YOU GERMAN 2ND DIVISION CUNTS
STOP BOOTING THE BALL UP FIELD
ACTUALLY PASS IT TO YOUR FUCKING TEAM MATES
Christ on a bike, how do managers cope ?
>>66512697
Euan is the biggest shitposter on here and has a go at anyone he thinks is a mug despite him not realising what a massive pseudo he is. Trip on.
Leave t4tw alone, it was a good bet. And at least he actually tips rather than endlessly whinging pmsl
EUAN4PRESIDENT
MAKE /BET/ GREAT AGAIN
Euans big night out
>meets a girl
>she asks what he does
>I .......... I ........... I ........suggest highly researched, statistically certain scenarios of sporting events on the Asian continent.....
>she turns 360 degrees and walks away
>>66512568
MADMAN
Im convinced this St Pauli game is a fix for a draw, the players are not even making an attempt to shoot on goal
>constantly passing it back to keeper in attacking situation
>>66512984
No one cares about your lotto shite
>St Pauli keeper now standing with the ball for a clear 60 secs
>female ref doing nothing
>drops ball to feet for another minute
>not challeneged by opposing team
>>66513015
Nobody cares that you've bet on correctly priced shite.
>>66513015
alright mate calm down, put a tenner on u0.5 after your 3rd post to appreciate your efforts but you're really pushing it
STOP PLAYING THE BALL BACK TO THE FUCKING KEEPER !
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND ITS BACK TO THE KEEPER A FUCKING GAIN
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
>>66513079
>>66513123
PLEASE have sex
>>66513138
Im the OP, this is my thread, Ill post as I like
NAC GOAL DISALLOWED
FUCK MY LIFE
Im not even taking the piss, but Union had a breakaway on and they turned and passed it back to the keeper
THIS IS A FIX
>>66513171
yep, that sucks
THAT IS FUCKING PATHETIC
2 mins of stoppage time for 5 subs
2 injuries, and a mini bout of handbags from players
Taking my cashout option away at 85 mins too
FUCK OFF BET 365
FIX
FIX
FIX
does the britanon who used to post WORLD and desribe them in a concise but most poetic manner still post here? i remember some /bet/mafia goons tried to replicate his style unsuccessfuly
>>66513300
PMSL
M
S
L
>wolfsburg @4
massive value
>>66513300
Are you going broke? How you going broke when you an NBA player?SMFH
>>66513300
I heard Milwaukee is cold in april
What we thinking for the weekend then boys?
>>66513586
Pres at Euans then off to Bamboo to look for Rossy tbqh lid.
So so strange how Euan insists he profits in asia despite all the evidence in the world disproving this.
"Euan shite" fast becoming the biggest loss category on my spreadsheet.
this Mushroom tip better come through
>>66513683
It's always bad luck though m8
They had the ball cleared off the line TWICE this time pmsl
>>66513749
Him and Mackers both with a -20% roi for me.
>>66513820
Shouldn't be taking mackers main group bets senpai
How do I get into PGA?
>>66513857
Pay
>>66513869
That's step 2 m8
Lux with another bubblegum tip zzz nearly as much as a fraud as Euan
>>66513837
Yeah but he does occasionally post some good bets, just need to be a bit more careful with what ones I follow.
Do Keflavik cover?
wtf, missed when this happened:
>Red for Rodriguez Y. (Not on pitch, Unsportsmanlike conduct)
Mushroom so shrewd
>>66513917
Stole tip from Mushroom too
tfw had a cheeky tenner on Brugge RT9 @8
>>66513857
the link is literally in this thread you waste man
>>66512486
>he was on fnatic
navi -1.5 and clg +1.5 was it
3/4 correct, 1 game tied and no cashout option.. goddamnit bet365
UAC off Euan's LARGE
/bet/ give NAC your power
ONE MORE GOAL PLS
BREDA PLZ
>>66514925
>>66514976
>betting against Sparta
did you even look at the table?
Whats the QPR game like?
need Bird like AIR
>>66515030
yes.
>>66515030
Value lad.
You casual fuck
Mr Christopher fucking TEZ
>Bird
literally lost already
one day
>>66515146
S H A K I N G
>>66515146
Such an autistic DULLARD
>>66515146
fuck off nerd
>>66515146
N E R D
E
R
D
i was stupid enough to include monaco in 2 @100+ accas, only leg thats losing. fuck im retarded.
>not putting shekels on Minnesota and Boston ML
Tears
liquid to win round 1 @1.8
>>66515477
why would you do such a thing?
>Penalty with no card
small on igualada slags u4.75 @1.85
>>66515528
>it's 2016 and people are still betting on how good a mood the referee is in
>>66515491
down to 1.72
tears if you weren't on the value
>>66515587
but they lose the pistol
This bird tip isn't going to win is it? Gonna top off an absolutely miserable day.
Face down on the floor for one more card.
>>66515604
Nah
>>66515617
up!
>bird
>>66515587
P M S L
Bird SUCH a worm. Bet the greasy 4 eyed little virgin stinks of World of Warcraft.
need bird to take a tumble down the stairs
>>66515680
>it lost so it was a bad bet
E-sports posters so tedious
Just seen Euan buying some tins in saindburys pmsl
wtb?
BT STILL hasn't posted his Eurovision thoughts, might just cash out for a loss desu, he was probably trolling me.
Fjolnir this Fjolnir that, why didnt you just tip Fjolnir +9.5 you smelly cunt
/bet/ seems angry tonight.
Bird SUCH a fraud
check out las palmas women stats after first half
>>66515995
>he doesn't have 100% win rate
>H-He's a f-fraud
need 15 points in 3 mins lads
>>66515900
I'll do it tomorrow lid I promise, had too many deadlines lately
Big Bazza has come round to either give you how much you are up at the moment or to collect how much you owe. How fucked are ye?
Bird SUCH an underweight little virgin pmsl
What was Bird's tip?
>>66516074
not made a bet in days
>>66516093
Akranes/Fjolnir o139.5
on 128 with 2 mins left
BIRD SURREAL
b i r d
Hate bird so much
on o136.5
SHAKING
>>66516113
I got on over 138.5
SHAKING
>4 points in 34.2 secs
will they do it lads
BIRD SURREAL
1 MORE POINT PLEEEEASE
HAHAHA UP THOUSANDS
bird surreal
Bird SUCH a bird
Bird so so lucky
>took o140.5
>2 missed free throws in last min
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>66516299
*last second
HAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
How do I follow Bird?
>>66516319
tipstertube.com/profile/bird
>>66516332
but it sends a request, is he paid?
Following Bird, Ausclick, Euan and S_U_M_S. Anyone else from /bet/ tip?
>>66516419
bird isn't from /bet/
>>66516399
>being this new
PMSL
>>66516419
Yes
>tfw you match some girl on tinder and start chatting to her despite not finding her attractive
fuck sake
>>66516431
made an exception for him tbqh
>>66516432
Im not new I just havent followed Bird on TT.
>>66516419
Rumour has it Big_Al was the first person to start a /bet/ thread on /sp/.
>>66516446
Post pics slug.
literally second time in a single match that my + bet conceded 2 instant goals withing 3 minutes of placing it, on my knees for the unders that i posted here to hold
slags, never again
>>66516545
LE BET ON EVERYTHING MAN XD
What is THE nba bet tonight then lids? Payday today and I feel like winning major dosh to fund my webcam shemale model addiction
Need 4 non English bets for my student accy
>>66516748
Like the Bucks tonight at home
>>66516748
Raptors/Grizzlies O198
>>66516975
>Grizzlies
>going over
okay mate.
>>66517026
You're going to look very silly in a few hours m8
>>66517026
>The total has gone OVER in 10 of Memphis's last 14 games
>>66517062
>>66517100
we will see.
Can't stop backing Keflavik DC
>>66517409
they've been quite shit for most of the match lad, not sure why you would do that
>>66515538
won
>>66513953
nope
>>66517409
I jumped on evens on Huginn after they scored. Keflavik just aren't in it tonight.
>>66517660
Pakis out
>>66517694
Harriet m8, 3rd generation at least
>>66517409
Lost.
I like some of you guys, you're alright.
>>66517716
Why not second?
I ask, even though I'm second generation and called Hassan.
How do you guys pronounce it? Guys at uni pronounce it Hass-an, and back home they call me hassan with no break between - ie. hus-san
Having a bit of an identity crisis lads
Really want to put my whole paycheck on Nishikori tonight.
cant sleep, got too much on
MESSI
>>66517933
on what?
Dear horsebet tipster dude, sorry i forget the trip you used.
Thanks bro! Please please send some more of them our way if you get the chance, some heavy odds came in.
sincerely, /bet/
eastconnect started following bird
2 hours ago
lel
>>66517970
guess
>>66518011
You having less than £100 on whatever bet this is @1.01?
>>66517751
Are you a limp wristed lefty?
>>66518133
guess again. £500 @1.72, £300 @2.62, £200 @6
>>66518178
>esports
>>66518178
Please have sex
>>66518161
No and I'm not a tory scum either
>>66518207
will be ordering hundreds of trap prozzies and have sex with them if all bets come in desu
>>66518178
Nerd
>>66518332
Charlotte -14 and o210
TheWinnersClub
hey pall its £20 per month, i have 2 places left if you want one?
let me know
is USL anon here? wouldn't mind some thought on richmond tbqh
Cant stop taking the value
Wont stop taking the value
NEED a ladbrokes account. Willing to pay £100 night now
>>66518757
Why not make one?
>>66518757
why?
>>66518757
I will give you mine for 1k.
>>66518777
Coolest random anon name goes to Zachary Shields
>>66518776
I already have.
>>66518777
To place a bet
richmond value @2.87 imo, don't deserve to be underdogs
>>66518757
will sell.
>>66518806
Why not place a bet on your account?
>>66518820
Im not allowed.
>>66518816
PM me
>>66518816
Ladbrokes account is woth at least £1000. So are all true bublegums.
365 account is worth 10k.
>>66518812
info? seems very even to me
>>66518843
Thanks,
>>66518836
£750
>>66518873
No thanks
>>66518862
they looked good in the season opener and in the game so far, wilmington had a huge turnover in the squad plus were last in the conference the previous season, not that much quality brought in
richmond now favorites so most of the value gone already
ffs when is this theme going to be removed, I want to get attention by posting with my trip
>>66519018
Really enjoyed this time without trips tbqh
>>66519018
FUD
U
D
>>66519018
>impersonating me
>>66519018
>>66519106
Hate it when the Buck brothers bicker like this tbqh
>>66519018
>>66519106
>>66519167
PMSL ACTUALLY PISSING THO
>>66519167
We're using the same IP lol
Just tilted and lost BIG. I'm still up from my initial deposit but my account is empty from the losses/a withdraw. Should I put money back?
>>66519462
No, you are clearly a fucking idiot.
On the other hand, you are the kind of person who pays my rent so go right ahead
>>66519502
Deposited $200, went up to $500, withdrew $400, with the $100 left I got back to 492 then lost it all. I decided to raise my larges and lost three in a row. I tilted and put it all on a coin toss that lost.
>>66519573
>lost 3 larges in a row
You obviously dont know what a large is
/outshagging/
James Luxton is LARGE on Blyth Spartans and Hemel Hempstead
>>66519622
Yeah I got greedy and misjuged my larges. Then again I know I can up my account by 400% in a week so I'm tempted to get back, just focus on emotion control. I'm new to betting and I learned big time from the time I spent this week... Went from betting on main events to betting on line movement in Asia.
>>66519694
le steal from PGA and prestake non-asians man
>>66519736
>I know I can up my account by 400% in a week
That is called positive variance and you will almost 100% will not be able to do it again. Betting on line movement alone isnt profitable.
>>66519811
I didn't bet on line movement alone but what I meant is that the learning curve was real. $100 is nothing for me so I'm really tempted to do it again but then again betting takes time.
>>66519622
It's not ridiculously unlikely for 3 larges to lose in a row. If it was, everyone would bet 30% as a large, rather than 5 or 10 percent. Maybe you have no balls?
>>66520118
Im just going to let others tell you that you are wrong. Im pretty sure there werent 3 larges that lost in a row last week either. If there was, then Im the king of swerves
>>66518428
Literally just got in and been drinking. Just gonna inplay shit.
>>66520265
You're very conservative with your larges. I guess they win more often but you're sitting on less potential money.
Why is it always fucking Canadians who think they're betting experts yet us ridiculous bankroll management?
>>66520420
What a ridiculous statement.
>>66520460
Why is it always the brits that act as if they're absolute shrewdies yet never back their claim with tips or any proof of their success whatsoever?
How to make /bet/ great again
>remove Canadians
That's about it
>>66520566
The first /bet/ thread ever was started by a Canadian have some respect you fucking degenerate.
>>66520615
The cold is going to your head, mate. Get wrapped up before you lose it completely.
>>66520615
pmsl
>>66520615
Betting is haram anyway, why are you on here? Abu Trudeau will send sharia henchmen if you don't log out Zhang
>>66520778
>log out
>of 4chan
fukin clueless namefags
>>66520862
Couldn't resist to bite eh Rasheed?
>>66520778
The irony of this post lmao. Of all places Britain talking about immigrants overruning the country...
need a richmond goal like A I R
>>66520916
Mate you have no redeeming quality, you and your Canadian friends derail threads with your dull characters and I'm getting rather sick of it. I come here to bet and have a decent time with the lads, but I have to bear sharing it with people like you, who I try my best to escape from irl.
Do yourself and us a favour, log out.
>>66521133
/bet/ as a whole agrees that /bet/ is only good when brits are asleep/at the mosque, except brits of course.
>>66521255
PMSL. Brits ARE /bet/
>>66521304
In numbers. In quality it's not even close. Actual betting is only discussed when brits are off (or lately banned for off topic posting).
>>66521255
you could poll in /bet/ or any flag board really, and the clear consensus would be that canadians are the worst posters
that's just the cold hard truth
>>66521133
actually standing up and applauding this post
>>66521349
Please don't lump us all in, we're not all cunts
>>66521349
pmsl. All you have discussed is losing money
>A fucking leaf
Any Aussies on? Crows vs Power? Both at 1.91 at the moment.
>>66521704
Not touching it m8, I'd say crows lead at halftime tho
>>66521888
Ye. It's just that it's a selected match for the in-play promo, and I want to hedge. 50/50 guess as to who will get the early jump.
Devonport city line is -1 should cover easily Underrated team this year with their captain coming back from South Hobart who won the league last year, also tipping Hobart zebras to cover, Clarence are a new team this year and are shite
>>66522694
On m8
>sums on lima -0.75 from 0:1
>dominating completely, dis goal
>equalised seconds into the 2nd half
>game gets interrupted and abandoned 5 minutes later
had to get it off my chest, goddamn riot monkeys
>>66516949
Won
>>66523394
Do you only have a 365 account?
>>66523484
nah, got about 8 more accs, mara pinny and betvictor are my most used other ones
though since coming back i haven't deposited on them as 365 gave me a nice bonus to lure me back in, don't want to deposit more yet
Is Peter Webb a virgin?
>>66523659
There will be some nice bets in about an hour or so on Mara, not sure if other sites will carry is all.
Early rounds of FFA Cup are always great for making bank on.
>>66523693
I still remember Broadmeadow Magic, although that was in June/July iirc
>>66523720
That was a great night. Had the kickoff time not been so ridiculously late/early that would easily be considered near to UCD tier but as it was I think there was only about 5 of us on.
This may be too american/unshrewd a question, but if you put a 100 on warriors to win outright every game this season you'd be up a good amount right?
>>66522694
Off to a good start
Are Northern Rangers that bad this season?
>>66524267
They are pretty shit weren't good last year either, South Hobart a re probably best in the league though
>stake -0.5 FH asian
>score 5th INSTANTLY
shaking
>>66524768
same lad, except i missed out on the 3rd and 4th
this type of late night gambling is a guilty pleasure of mine
>>66524833
this is the kind of shit there was all last summer and made me loads of money
Eternal Suspend of the Butthurt Trader
Any bets in these Australian games lads?
It just went on suspend and I don't think its coming back but Adelaide Blue Eagles monstrously mispriced on willhill, had them at 2.37 while most bookies had them at 1.1, priced up to win by 3ish goals.
And yep they're correcting now. Noticed too late to even get on myself.
Campbelltown well on top, can imagine they bag 2 or 3 more
>>66526054
>not on 365
why bother
>>66526456
Because I've barely looked and know at least 4 other bookies are carrying so its hardly niche shit that nobody can possibly get on
zzzzz this April fools joke is long. Can I have my trip back please
>>66527109
Attention baby bitch, why don't you just go try to suck your own dick?
How do you request a bet on Skybet?
I need to do it for Wrestlemania.
>implying bookies have a clue about what will happen
I have $80 on the muggiest accy I could come up with.
Chelsea
PSG
St-Etienne
Arsenal
City
I don't do these usually but for once I actually think it could win. PSG scares me the most if I'm honest, they've thrown the season away and Nice need the win.
>>66527296
Addie
I really really really like this post
Can I save it?
What happened to Nestle?
>>66527307
Hit them up on twitter
Watford +1.5 SPECIAL
>>66528816
pmsl
Trust the Demons to be the first ones to lose to a semi-pro team. Did not see that coming. pmsl
Nine hours.
>>66531084
already cashed out my 2% profit. too shrewd to see /bet/ go down like this
>>66531084
Til what spud?
0 Days.
Reckon I offended the little Canadian boy? Hope he knows it was just banter pmsl
Getting downvoted to 0 after providing this sub profit is the last thing I expected.
Removing my tips, I hope you guys do well with your betting anyway
>>66531532
what a strange young man you must be to still be thinking of that
>>66532272
I always upvoted you man
>>66528204
>City
HE DOESN'T KNOW
>>66532379
Thanks lid
Got 17 now
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/4cwfad/daily_picks_thread_sat_02042016/?sort=new
>>66532383
Paris won't win either it's the muggiest accy in the history of muggy accys.
>>66532479
P$G will win
Also normal 4chan is back
>>66532562
If I win this I quit betting to be honest. All that time spent researching dark markets and my biggest win ever would come on the muggiest accy I ever came up with.
>>66532579
I'll take the 1.01 you will be back :^)
Seven hours.
>>66532692
PLEASE have sex
>>66532692
Keep me updated every hour lid.
>>66532643
If I win this odds are at 1.004 that I'll have rolled over the win in a week max lmao
SILLY amounts on man city tbqh
>>66532846
Madman
Never mind the actual title, Brighton v Burnley is a proverbial six-pointer for the antepost Championship handicap market.
fuck me a whole thread and not even one mention of the absolute lock of the century in WINX to win the doncaster.
too busy making muggy soccer multi's you plebs
BT still hasn't posted his Eurovision thoughts, Frans drifting too zzz
>>66532937
nine winners in a row
>>66532940
Can't stop topping up on Netherlands
Won't stop topping up on Netherlands
>>66532972
Why? Song doesn't stand out for me.
Reminder Lurgan Celtic are without a recognised goalkeeper for today's semi-final against Linfield from the division above.
Linfield a LARGE
>>66532937
>aftertiming
Who Gold Coast +36.5 here?
tipped it a few days ago to some aussie anons and it's looking like a winner so far ;-)
>>66533003
i don't usually come here m8 i just saw it on the frontpage and wanted to see what the tips posted for the races today were and can't even find a single tip
>>66533002
How much do they win by?
We're all Fulham today aren't we?
reminder that Vitality first bloods are still @1.8
>>66533009
Yes!! Was about to say thanks but still early days. Looks like it should comfortably cover tho.
>>66533047
good lad.
money to be made on early AFL lines, I'll post tips here if people want.
will also post tips on VFL lines as I am quite intimately involved with a VFL club at present.
>>66533042
good spot anon, however lotto shite these are I'm on for every map
>>66533096
Hahah should probably have left that last bit out. They'll track you now. But in all seriousness, do it. The more knowledgeable the better!
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9gK2fOq4MY
Getting the popcorn ready for the meltdown ahead. pmsl you'll all be eating crisp sandwiches for the rest of the year
>>66533133
who's they?
sounds like some conspiracy shite that I would expect from a Canadian anon desu.
>>66533148
Why? wtb?
BIG on West Ham lads
>>66533027
4? 5? 8? who knows?
>>66533150
Haha just be careful. Found out this week that any player/coaching staff registered with the FFA is legally not allowed to place a bet on any football match, locally and internationally. I don't know if it's the same for the AFL/VFL.
going stupid big on chelsea win first half @ 2.10
>>66533162
>not Chelsea
>>66533162
>>66533223
>Doubting villa
>>66533211
oh ok, thanks lid.
my VFL bets will be placed on a fresh account not in my name :-)
Finally I can post with my trip. Thank god. Being anon and equal to you plebs was painful because Im obviously superior.
>>66533252
what was the potential large yesterday lid? Was the rball shit or something
>>66533252
Iktfb
would you bet on city to finish in the top 4 @ 1.67
>>66533249
>>66533252
>villa
>>66533275
TiPS but it turned out they were shit
>>66533293
Dont ever @ me again, cunt
>>66533287
No, bad price.
>>66533307
Tears at missing the best bet of Finnish ladies yesterday
missed Euan desu lads
>>66533307
>villa
Imagine pricing Atlantas on a -1 pmsl
>>66533295
LOL
>>66533287
Yep, they got De Bruyne back
Willing to bet 100% of my roll that Euan hasn't spotted the large coming up even if I give him a hint by saying it's in Belarus
Winnersclub going paid then tipping a loser pmsl
Estonian been SUCH a waste of MONEY.
Love these lower Australian leagues. So much value in them
Zawisza +1 rball SPECIAL
>>66533379
charging £20 lol
>>66533403
how has it been?
>>66533377
This is bate.
>>66533307
Stop using my gimmick you perm headed cunt
If you're really a #BIGBOY you'll be trading stocks too
>he isnt on the west ham and leicester o4.5 double
Liverpool Tottenham will finish 0-0
>>66533460
Fuck off I got large on o1.5
Tempted to cash out my Eurovision bets for a 300 quid loss desu
>>66533460
>Spurs dropping points to liverpoop
Is West Ham -0.5 the bookie's trap of the day?
Reminder Chelsea -1 is a lock
The first 3 replies to this post with PL predictions will be the official /bet/ accie of the day
>>66533632
>That shit squad
>>66533649
Arsenal -0.5
>weekend /bet/ again
fuck
Kane FGS @6 is best bet today btw
>>66533649
Aston Villa HT
zzzzz greasy students already posting mainstream bets
>>66533649
West Ham -0.5
>>66533666
These greasy students are STILL more profitable in Asia than Euan pmsl
>>66533666
zzzzzzz
>he's not all in on a shock villa upset
Swiggity swooty lids
Arsenal -0.5
Villa HT
West Ham -0.5
Threefolds @ 14.31
gl
x
>>66533699
I know this is bait, but have a (you)
>>66533729
this is the official /bet/ acca for today. it wins m8
>>66533751
only the LEADER(Euan) of /bet/ can make it official
230 kempton mr bossy boots 9/1 1pt e/w
300 kempton Mukaynis 13/2 1pt e/w
410 kempton Volunteer point 2 pt win
330 Navan Admiral Brian 9/1 1pt e/w
440 Navan Smashing 5/2 3pt win
240 Uttoxeter Kayf charmer 9/4 3 pt win
420 uttoxeter Loves Destination 9/4 3 pt win
455 uttoxeter Very live 8/1 1 pt e/w
>>66533786
where can i even bet on horses? betfair wont let me.
>>66533786
I know this is a dumb question, but do you select eachway for the e/w picks?
>>66533802
also bet365 pulled all markets off the German version. don't know why
>>66533816
SURELY SURELY SURELY bait. Please stop this awful gimmick
>>66533473
post slip friendo
>>66533827
What is wrong with you? He just wants to learn about betting. Serious question, why do you come here when all you seem to do is have a go at people who have genuine questions?
>>66533865
I've seen 18 yo girls who have never bet before manage to place e/w bets for Cheltenham. I'm sure it isnt hard to work out for anyone with an IQ above 65. It is quite obvious bait, my friend.
>>66533817
theyre cunts. nah seriously though, if its some legal shit then i dont get why we can still bet on greyhounds.
>>66533865
>waah waah please spoonfeed me waah
people like you are the reason the good tipsters left /bet/
>>66533898
BT here. I left because of arsey pseudos like Euan
Euan posting HUGE losses on blogabet pmsl
>>66533885
of course it is not hard, but when money is on the line people want to make sure they do everything right. especially those that are new to betting or not used to taking risks.
>>66533885
You go to an ex-poly and can't profit in Asia, you're in no position to have a go at someone for being thick and not knowing about betting.
>>66533898
That wasn't being implied at all in my post.
>>66533925
Which poly did he go to? Need a good laugh.
>>66533421
1-0 Zawisza, up BRAINS. Hope somebody got on x
>>66533250
That covered easily. Wish I had gone larger.
>>66533925
>how to place e/w bets
>profiting in asia
yep, those take about the same amount of knowledge.
>>66533834
Cash out bar not there but not in a good position.
>>66533421
22222222222222
pmsl so easy, I win every bubblegum bet I post by 2+ goals nowadays
>>66533885
I asked because there is always an option to pick each way, but even if you don't pick each way it says 'win and each way' in your selection.
It's easy to see why that would be confusing, you dumb cunt
>>66533966
same. only had a large on the line.
literally tipped gold coast on my work's tipping comp but didn't have anything on SW.
So I accidentally checked the boxes in the wrong order and instead of a bayern win I've got frosinone by 2+. Hold me bros.
>>66533983
HOLD!
>>66533992
If you bet e/w, then your stake doubles. This is literally betting 101 and can be found on literally any betting intro website. It's probably in the OP too. Fuck off and google stuff.
>>66533983
Oh dear, oh dear. Looks like /bet/ mafia have gobbled you up here.
>>66534015
Alright, don't have a cow man
>>66534015
Pmsl all those nibs and losses are getting to you, this place is so much better without bitter pseudos like you
>>66534015
>Euan just posted a tip
I'm gonna get on it lads!!!!
JK, this post was bate
>>66534052
kek
KEK
K E K
>Chelsea @1.8!!!!
Euan needing pointers from here for his tips again pmsl
>>66534015
Chill out nerd
>>66534075
/bet/ accy officially +ev
laying euan
LARGE on euan
>>66534117
It's a good bet this time but clearly he's pixel punting or else he would have tipped it during the drift after kick off
>>66533786
I'm counting on you today
BRAINS
+1.75 on HEARTS
what was euan's bet?
>>66534172
BATE -0.25 FH (1-0) because it was half loss min. And is going to half lose.
>>66534172
who the fuck is that eunuch and why there are so many cucks following some random tipsters? where the hell is old /bet/ and its money trains ??
222222222222222222222
just got back from the local public gymnasium centre
what have you nerds done this morning
>>66534184
surreal
>>66534195
lmao you've been here a week
B A S E D
A
T ears if you werent on
E
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""free"""""""""""""""""" healthcare
is this the biggest meme of our time?
on chelsea +1 btw janny
Can he really stop the Donald?
>>66533042
Reminder that first blood is a lotto and that Vitality are more well known for their great late game than early aggression
>>66534236
I got on -1.5. You think that -1.25 from here is worth a tiny?
>>66534297
>>66534238
Of course it is. Even if we enslaved the doctors or nurses (hot) and made them work for free we'd still have to pay their maintenance costs. Nothing is free in this world.
>>66534378
Stopped watching. I tend not to bet on things like that because it comes down to the team continuing to try rather than their ability. Would only do it if I had a stream to go off of.
chelsea gonna fuck this up
>>66534408
wouldnt expect anything else from them
reback chelsea?
>>66534408
Wouldn't be much of a shock, they're playing a pretty weak team.
need o1.5 in 20 more games today lads
>>66534378
tears liddo
>>66534549
>games last 59 minutes
didnt end up rebACKING, JUST NEED ONE GOAL AND THEN ANOTHER GOAL
zzz official accy down already
>>66534564
>caps lock
Zalgiris -2 is a LARGE from here
chelsea to win 2nd half 2.50
free money
