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Jupiter and beyond the infinite edition
muggy accy BTFO already subedition
Old thread: >>66509519
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>tfw not on Chelsea
Euan so shrewd sub-sub-edition
>>66534656
>tfw on chelsea and they will find a way to draw
what a joke
all my money was tied up so couldnt get on chelsea 2nd goal
>>66534819
lmao
>>66534851
ok
>Didn't bother getting on Chelsea -1 @ 2.75
feels bad man
What's the bet?
>>66534869
i got on chelsea -1 when the price was still 2.1, feels bad too. im also on chelsea ht/ft though @ 4.33 so thats pretty neat
>>66534746
It's literal nonsense
will the 2nd half be a severe booty blasting for villa or goalless
Chester game delayed due to traffic problems - on Chester -1 uuuge
bielefeld pls ; ;
>>66534869
Got on @2.7
lost last 8 bets
heads gone
>third goal chelsea was 2.00
>>66535116
reback?
>>66535116
there was no value in it
or this game in general
but whatever, mugs have to have their days too I guess :^)
>>66535194
i hate it when i make loads of profit on something that "had no value"
really ruins my day
>>66535209
truly the worse feel
>>66535209
>caring about profit over value
pmsl
>>66535194
*tips fedora* good to see another sir who only bets on obscure u16 lithuanian women's matches such as myself
Anyone know if Linfield will be streamed?
Cant see anything at all.
>>66535209
nice short-termism there buddy. I bet you have a 3 digit roll and a greasy barnet to boot
>>66534549
:^)
>>66535209
>>66535241
>weekend /bet/
lol
>>66535243
i was on 4th goal too
>crapton villa
pmsl
>>66535337
>crapton shitta
just need west ham to perform well today and ill be up enough to get a hooker after my night out with friends and getting rejected a dozen times by average slags. sounds good to me tbqh
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CHANGE BETFAIR TIME ZONES WHY THE FUCK IS IT AN HOUR OUT THEY KNOW IM ON BST FUCKING SORT IT OUT
BT wants £500 on Gent Women II -2
>>66535407
they dont even offer betfair in german so i cant choose my timezone either. what a shit site.
Three hours.
luminosity -1.5 LARGE
cant wait to get my 1€ back from my penny acca. good thing i applied dat dere acca edge.
>betting on monaco.. ever..
ocean tempest lads 2.45 donny
>>66535568
e/w?
OH FUCK OFF BURNLEY
BT can't stop backing Gent Women II -
>>66535652
>>66535524
>germans
born losers
>>66535652
Fantastic for me m80
>>66535667
thanks lid
>>66534942
Delayed until 4:30 now - rebacking
>>66535902
im personally on
>>66535902
This is the official /bet/ of 2016
>>66535974
It really isn't, it's some greasy little dullard trying to force something no one cares about
>>66535902
agree
>>66535902
>He's not on
>>66536001
zzzzzzzz that's clearly implied, can't wait for Easter holidays to end ffs
Norwich and West Ham double
Is getting on vitality sw @1.4 worth it?
>>66535992
>Miss the value
>Get mad
kek
>>66536159
just stop its embarrassing
>>66536159
This really sums up my life recently
>>66536159
Great post.
>bettin on click of legends when csgo is available
pmsl virgins
>He's not on fake albanias fake fix
TEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
Two hours.
Imagine not being on RoPS +0.25 and Over 1.75 goals pmsl, so many Turks in Vantaa
>>66535568
How did this go? Can't see results anywhere
>>66536302
pixelslave
Tears at Albania.
Imagine not knowing Lurgan Celtic's sub midfielder plays in goal for a GAA football team.
>>66536359
Posted that 2 minutes in, you silly cunt. Egg on your face come full time, slug.
No more bets.
>tfw turf flat season is back
>People with this bad a grasp of mathematics and probability unironically exist
chelsea AND man city dont fuck up? is this real life?
>>66536373
Tears at me. They didnt start him.
>>66536460
Surely irony
>>66536422
£110 down already
>>66536503
unlucky m8, got 2 winners and a place already :^)
Here is what I need to make today GREAT;
A Euan tip at 5/10 or greater.
A Flatanon tip
That e sports bet that Reddit is on to lose.
>>66536530
...on the AW which is nothing to do with turf.
oops
got on city after no bets for a year
now regret not putting more or getting on the handicap
is this it? the slippery slope to becoming a degenerate once again?
>didnt get on o14 goals
kill me senpai
>>66536606
I also thought that I was out a year ago or so...
the ride never ends m8
all this money betting on next goals in the chelsea and city match
shame it wasnt good value though
City going HAM
why did I bet on bournemouth or draw?
>>66536626
Post slips.
literally going to cry if west ham doesnt win this. got my hopes up though
>>66536606
>tfw winning your bet after 20 mins so no adrenaline at all
this isnt why i bet
Anyone know of any way to get meal voucher money on a bet365 account?
>>66536740
stop gambling with peoples tax money
>tfw 13% yield in asia
If the Vitality bet goes well I'm kinda tempted to get on TSM @ 3.5
C9 are rightly favourites but I don't think it should be as heavily slanted in their favour as it is
why did I get on Albania's tip ffs
>>66536931
>Stop talking about bets on /bet/
Please have sex
>>66536885
desu been talking to 2 of my buds, who actively play top tier LoL, and both of them think Fnatic is gonna take this one
>>66536912
just saw his tip.
horrid
>>66536952
What is their reasoning? I've heard a few people think Fnatic will win but none of them have been able to give any sort of acceptable reason why.
>>66536988
>be German
>lose an accy
>>66536973
The whole reasoning behind original post was that the players are individually better, while they don't quite agree with that
PK-35 Vantaa and RoPS is a 1/2 fix
>>66536993
e-sports kid, sports right there in the name
should be taking advantage of the bookies who are pretty clueless in this field
>>66536988
>betting on the probability of round leather objects crossing a line demarcating an area bounded by three lengths of wood over or under a certain amount of times
>>66536460
>2/1
kek
No idea why the e-"sports" fags dont go to /v/ and talk about it where people care
>>66536993
Bet you don't complain about the politics or Eurovision bets. Bet you talk about The Apprentice in here and consider that discussion perfectly acceptable.
Don't act like /bet/ has ever been just sports betting.
>>66537044
Talking big sense there pal for a change
>>66536305
Shite lad
Value is in laying Fulham, green up at half time.
need west ham goal to put food on wife's kids' plate
>>66537065
Correct and correct, what I object to is two greasy little virgins spamming the thread with something that literally only those two care about. Eurovision, politics and the Apprentice is part of /bet/ culture, penny punting virgin nerds will never be.
>>66537017
I wrote the original post and individual quality wasn't the only reason, it was just a big one. Fnatic haven't shown a consistent play style, they have poor synergy in their team, and Vitality have played consistently well being able to carry from all lanes. I really don't see how they can disagree about player quality either, particularly in top lane and support positions. Spirit is individually probably better than Shook but jungle relies so much on working with your lanes and that's where Shook is performing way above Spirit. Febiven/Nuke/Rekkles/Hjarnan is a push and there's very little in it even if you think the Fnatic pair are better, that's likely not where the game is going to be won or lost.
>>66537115
WE DID IT LADS
>>66537125
Things I like are /bet/ culture, things I don't like aren't.
>>66537173
How are you enjoying your first month on /bet/?
>>66537125
I agree this bet is overhyped and needs to have been posted about less and I say that as somebody who is following it and has only once posted about it (other than this discussion) but its pretty easily ignored. Seen far worse spamming. See tez tier gimmicks that get repeated every single day as well as discussions about things that are completely off topic whilst this is at least on topic.
man i swear bet365 needs a fucking confirmation or abort button for the cash out. second time i accidently click it. fml
pmsl at Albania
>>66537141
You seem to know your stuff, I don't personally watch e-sports so even if I cared to remember their points, I can't argue on it.
For your sake, I hope you're right, because /bet/ will want your head if it doesn't go through.
soiler Overhyped games never go through /soiler
>>66537234
That is why they keep it fucking miles away from anything else that needs clicking.
>>66537253
yeah but you have to hover over that area to scroll through your bets
http://strawpoll.me/7258058
http://strawpoll.me/7258058
http://strawpoll.me/7258058
tick as many as appropriate
>>66537240
>soiler
Go to the bathroom m8, looks like you need a p
>>66537220
Don't worry mate. These types often come by for a month or so and after losing all their money they are never heard from again.
No goals by linfield, I feel lied to
>>66537220
been on /bet/ since before you were born
>>66537275
>no getting nibs from Euan option
BT surreal
>>66537365
when did BT leave anyway?
>tfw win or lose my vitality addict bet that a brit promised would make me rich my gf will leave me in the morning after she finds out I bet half my bank roll on it
bad feels
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
Cheers Albania!
>>66537107
1.85 ---> 2.14
>Not making a quick £13.68
I forgot to delete my bet on Bayern -1
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>66537240
Upsets can always happen, but I can't think of any times when the 'on paper' inferior team has won a best of 5 series against the superior team.
I think there's a good chance we see a 3-0 from Vitality, but anything can happen in one game. Over the series their quality will shine through.
Fuck you Albania you little cunt
>>66537413
He didn't, I'm STILL waiting on his Eurovision writeup
One hour.
all my legs are winning but i have thrown in a liverpool win as the last leg and im not confident in it at all anymore. should i ride it out anyway?
>>66537661
Pmsl
>>66537661
are the two vitality guys brothers? they both look like they have downs
>>66537661
Would test every delicate chin in that picture
>>66537661
What the asian is on fnatic's team?
fuck..
>>66537811
Yeah Fnatic have two Korean's, one of them is a former World Champion
>>66537837
I mean he was runner up in the World Championships, not winner, my bad.
>>66537275
Hey how is your poll going Euan? e-sports bettors getting absolutely btfo right?
Albania proving he's an absolute FRAUD after this pmsl
accrington destroying my dreams ; ;
>>66538098
What did he tip?
>>66538145
Linfield -2.75 pmsl
https://www.twitch tv/riotgames
And we're off, first game pick ban starting now. Should be a quick 3-0 for Vitality and money for all the believers.
I would like some advice, especially from norwegians.
I'm trying to start making my millions but the norwegian government are making it difficult.
Obviously, can't use my bank card to depsoit,tried PayPal and see now you can't use them, signed up to Skrill and they don't let you deposit for gambling as it always asks the question what you're going to use the money for.
If I say not-gambling then use it for gambling does it matter? Or how can I easily deposit / withdraw on gambling sites from within Norway.
Thanks for any helpful answers!
pmsl no wonder /bet/ is so shit these days.
>that guy asking how to bet e/w was serious
/bet/ is dead
Wow Vitality know exactly what they're doing game 1, instant picks.
>>66538219
Are you saying online gambling is banned in norway?
the fuck i thought norway was a utopia
>>66538244
>vote goes your way
>TEARS HAHA I WAS RIGHT
>vote goes against you
>No wonder this place is shit now
Must be nice living in a world where you can't be wrong
tfw no interest in obscure things you can bet on
>Kassadin
TOP KEK
bank roll vitality game 1
>>66538329
Lowest I ever saw it was middle and even then only about 2 or 3 votes off the top.
>go to Betfair Sports book RIGHT NOW
>bet on Brock Lesnar to win @2.25
>go to Paddy Power
>bet on Dean Ambrose to win @2.25
small stakes but cant say no to free money
>>66538329
>literally lying on a chinese cartoon picture website
E-sports discussion is so dull it makes me long for the days of /wcbet/
>>66538268
>the fuck i thought norway was a utopia
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAH are you joking?
>Easter holidays for schools
>e-sports posting increases
What a surprise
>>66538268
Not quite banned but they make it more difficult by blocking as many lines as they can. It is pretty frustrating.
RoPS fix is so obvious, keeper palmed it into the net. Looks like Wilson Raj is back to his old tricks in Finland.
>rochdale losing to one of the worst teams
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>66538393
up hundreds, thanks anon
>>66538393
>tfw don't have a big enough bankroll to make arbing profitable atm
>tfw found bare >10% arbs recently
>no idea what's happening but commentators saying Fnatic are ahead
This was destined to lose
Has the match or game or whatever started already? I'm on Vitality to draw first blood for amusement only
For a second then city where 2.00 to win
would they have honoured it if I was quick enough?
>>66538605
>Best of 5 series are over 9 minutes into the first game
Fnatic aren't even ahead, it's just if there wasn't a lane swap Fnatic would have got stomped
>>66538605
>Not even end of the first match
This would be the equivalent of having more possession in the opening 10 mins of a football match. A good start and indicative or taking control but far from enough to suggest you're absolutely going to win.
Rochdale HAVE RUINED MY ACCA
FFS
REDDIT OUT
>>66538493
shaking
>>66538647
oh it lost. great
I think the time has come to officially ban esports from /bet/. There are plenty of boards (/v/, /vg/) that are more appropriate to host an esports betting thread (/e-bet/ if you want).
Moving to /v/ or /vg/ will also bring more educated views and appreciative audience.
Please fuck off. Feel free to cross-link your thread here for a few days for people who missed it but please leave. And PLEASE have sex
Euan seething
>>66538746
WEST HAM OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>66538833
Shut up you nonce
Well that's the first map gone to fnatic. Imagine thinking there was actually a discernible difference in skill levels when it comes to a bunch of autistic asians playing a man made video game.
>>66538823
first blood is lotto m8
Imagine not being on the fix pmsl
I think the time has come to officially ban politics from /bet/. There are plenty of boards (/pol/, /biz/) that are more appropriate to host a politics betting thread (/pol-bet/ if you want).
Moving to /pol/ or /biz/ will also bring more educated views and appreciative audience.
Please fuck off. Feel free to cross-link your thread here for a few days for people who missed it but please leave. And PLEASE have sex
>>66537022
how the hell did you know?!
>>66537729
Lay Fulham with the force of a thousand suns
>>66538910
There are a LOT of Turks in Vantaa m8
>west ham
>stoke
fucking why
>>66538746
mine too. theyre throwing the game because they are cunts and dont give a shit at this point. no way would they lose to doncaster if they were trying
FUCKING STOKE
I think the time has come to officially ban euan from /bet/. There are plenty of boards (/dac/, /negyield/) that are more appropriate to host a Euan betting thread (/park-bet/ if you want).
Moving to /dac/ or /negyield/ will also bring more losses and a bigger pmsl audience.
Please fuck off. Feel free to cross-link your thread here for a few days for people who missed it but please leave. And PLEASE lose bets
>>66538393
WWE writers could make millions by betting on the outcome of their own matches
baka desu senpai
>>66538904
thanks a lot lid, owe you a drink at the next /bet/ meetup
>>66538905
pmsl spotty acne ridden NEET detected
IMAGINE seething this much
>>66538393
tfw it's a double count out draw
>>66539019
they will hold, right?
>>66539021
Imagine getting mad at copypasta
>>66538997
Lays are about £50 though
>>66538995
Tez post mate. Back to the drawing board
>>66538997
not really cause stakes are too small and with big events like Wrestlemania things can often be changed last minute without the writers knowing cause Vince does what he wants
>>66539021
desu Vitality seems chokey af
>>66539021
>>66539095
did not mean to quote
On a heater! All I do is win win win no matter what! Got money on my mind, I can never have enough! 12 Winners in a row!! :)
>>66539019
I'll be wearing the usual yellow shirt
>>66539051
its a street fight, has to end by pin or submission
>>66539214
drink it up, son
>>66539214
Will never understand how he is so profitable
>tfw cant actually afford helium to kill myself
pmsl Albania such a FRAUD
>>66537514
top fucking kek
won in injury time
>>66537022
I owe you one m8.
Only absolute pennies on lel
Vitality 3-0 bet DOWN.
>>66539500
It's gonna be 0-3, vitality can't stop making mistakes
DOWN INSANE
Reminder this game was predicated to be a "stomp" for Vitality.
why are odds for spurs so high?
>>66539500
April fools was yesterday lad, pls don't joke about these things
>>66539655
because liverpool usually smash them
>>66539655
it's liverpool
tottenham +0.5 @ 1.8 got to be taken
topping up on vitality @2
Excellent, now I can reback Vitality.
>>66539777
>0-11
>>66539831
was it a bad decision idk anything about this dumb nerd game
>>66539863
Vitality played too scared in the first 25 minutes
>>66539887
If a soccer team starts choking during the first 20 minutes, do you expect them to pick up the pace or keep choking?
Price me to go bald
>>66539958
Shit comparison for starters due to things like the pick ban phase evolving throughout a series, but yeah, plenty of teams have a poor start but end up winning in football.
>tfw on top tipsters leaderboard
>>66539978
it's genetic so the result is fixed lid
if the odds for under are slightly lower, shouldnt odds for win & o2.5 be higher than win & under?
>>66539958
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35902640
I mean here's a game today where Swansea were 2-0 down with just over 20 minutes to go and they ended up coming back. Losing game 1 sucks for Vitality, but it's by no means over.
>>66539990
Well, I guess apehoop quarters would've been better, but w/e, I don't watch e-sports that much anyway.
>>66540113
Not saying it's over, just saying don't hop on memes without knowing what you're buying into
>>66540168
You've literally just said you don't know what you're talking about so why are you offering advice on not getting on stuff you don't know anything about?
My USL model has Charlotte Independence on a -0.75 tonight instead of the -0.25 they are currently priced on. It looks like traders are overrating Harrisburg again after they did the same last week and they lost 3-1.
Just KNOW this Estonian tip is going to lose
bankrolled Vitality @2.2, going on a long walk
>>66540277
Sorry m8
>>66540253
Cant disagree with this pal. #on
Wouldnt go as far as -0.75 but definitely the better team
>>66539233
Not really they make it up as they go along
Standard lanes is good for Vitality.
>>66540217
m8, it's 7.30pm and I'm drunk, stop questioning my motives for shitposting pls
>>66540269
what is it?
>>66540331
What?
>>66540379
If you were the /bet/ manager you've got some nerve showing your face around here pal.
i need to stop betting pre-game, las palmas proves it yet another time. luckily valencia is garbage too, so theres a chance for a comeback.
>>66540472
I'm some other proxy fag, dw
Vitality -1.5 bet DOWN.
Fuck this Brit cunt, wish I could test your chin cunt
>That guy who had a grand on
top TOP kek
Vitality need to stop overvaluing Azir, the lack of TP mid is fucking them
Down beyond life, chasing hard on De Graafschap SW
>>66539536
tears, you weren't on
Fucking fraud
>bet of the year
Pmsl at the greasy little virgins, hope you fuck off for good after this
metaknight was the only enlightened e-''sports'' tipster
>>66540755
>bet on favorites every time and cash out
>bet on easy """""game"""" that's now removed
>bankroll a team that goes 2-1 and loses 2-3
Betting on e-sports. More fixes than in anything else. Silly boys, when you back at school?
>>66540794
Should I cash out?
>>66540755
>implying
He was ten times worse. Not because his tips were necessarily worse but he actually thought he knew what he was doing when he was literally one of the most clueless people to ever come to /bet/
>>66540794
you just don't understand him, little tadpole
lol vitality getting absolutely raped, glad i avoided the hype
>>66540815
congratulations, your ability to perceive sarcasm is american-tier, metaknight was a literal meme
>>66540881
s-sorry
>>66540804
probably would get pennies for it, would just stake some on fnatic to win game 3
>>66540821
>"""""understand""""" him
good to know you support betaknight's shitposting and his dumpster storage unit
>>66540835
probably the most overpriced team on par with SKT
Fnatic 3rd map at 2.00 is a special. No need for a four page autistic write up, just look what has happened so far.
>>66540635
111111111111111111
Please refer to the suicide hotline in the op
>>66540899
forgot to attach pic my bad
>>66540985
hup hup
>>66541005
>i will never be this muggy
feels bad
>>66541005
surreal
>>66541026
nvm
How has Dortmund not taken the lead yet, pls
Imagine thinking it was possible to predict a video game in which autistic Asians pick little characters to play as and then go and stay dragons.
>>66541064
>>66541098
as I said in yesterday's thread if st-etienne wins i'm quitting betting. it's literally the muggiest accy i've ever done lmao and it's winning so what's the point in researching dark markets, line movements and misprices...
>>66535863
PMSL
after a big cash out all my bets are losing, looks like life is back to normal. could quite literally bet the opposite of each and every one of my picks and consistently make profit.
>>66541485
so saint-étienne or ajaccio?
>>66541174
gl brah
>>66541506
st etienne or draw
why SHOULDN'T I put my roll on barca tonight lids?
>>66541506
are you the canadian that ive talked to about the monaco game who wanted to consider betting on bordeaux dc?
>>66541556
You should, barca 1st and 2nd half with Suarez to score at anytime
>>66541556
you should. Ronaldo isn't playing
>>66541560
yep and who did lmao thanks for that. i literally just had $15 on but hey $15 is $15...
>>66541556
i see lots of "special offers" and enhanced odds for a real win, so i guess barca is a pretty safe bet.
>>66541637
is that an accy? if so i'm sorry for that... also genuine opinion, should I cash out my muggy accy or hope for the best?
>>66541556
Because that's what /bet/ would do
>>66541670
Cash out and put it in a safe rball bet, preferably one tipped by inplay2g
What a surprise Vitality drop the Azir pick and they look good again. Such a shame they threw the second game with it.
So the e-sport bet lost???
I am PMSL.
Love it when some mug comes in all arrogant and talks a bunch of shit then gets BTFO.
>>66541670
yeah just a fun accy but i kinda went with monaco in it because i wanted to prove you wrong.
id cash out
>>66541732
not over yet liddo
>reasoning is arrogant
>>66541754
Reasoning isnt arrogant, but the way the guy tipping it has acted is.
>>66541754
Don't try to play it off.
>>66541733
Ouch sorry for that. And ok I'll stick with it then thanks...
>>66541789
luckily didnt go with my plan to go large on monaco dc though, you made me reconsider, so at least i didnt lose any money.
>>66541732
Hopefully the spotty little nerd has done his roll in, imagine being so clueless that you think the best bet of the year is a team to win a best of 5 easily, even tipping 3-0, yet they're down 2-0 pmsl. Funny how he's gone so quiet now.
>>66541957
I don't understand betting esports
>post tips i know will lose to /bet/
who /mischief/
>>66542260
i do it half the time, kek
>>66542260
i do it unintentionally, but just think of me as the felix53 of /bet/ and you will find a way to be profitable using my tips
>>66542318
Great to see my work popping up again
V I T A L I T Y
Tears at mugs that think a best of 5 series is over after 2 games pmsl
>>66540979
PMSL
IMAGINE not chasing on my tip. A real tip on a real sport.
>>66540979
top top kek
>>66540899
>>66540979
JUST
>le shook man going god mode
vitality got a decent chance to reverse sweep after that booty blasting, assuming they don't get outdrafted or buy into birdman
>>66542344
YEP MY METHOD EXACTLY
jokes aside i'm glad i made you reconsider... ligue 1 is my best ''mainstream'' category of betting and as i said yesterday i was already thinking of the bordeaux dc bet before you felix53'd it for me.
im on both liverpool & btts and tottenham & btts (enhanced odds). this can only mean that this game will end in a draw. you heard it here first.
>>66542486
Gone ginormous on it lad.
Pmsl the meltdown as I said is happening and mugs are crying their eyes out for they were credulous enough to believe a shitty write up and lump all their money on it
pmsl pmsl pmsl
>>66542591
>Choosing to post this after Vitality just completely crushed Fnatic in game 3
pmsl
>>66542459
Pmsl thought you had left out of embarrassment, no bet of the year would go down 2-0 in a best of 5 no matter the final score. Begging you to just have sex, you spotty cretin.
>>66542486
Can't agree with this one, line looks right to me and Miami aren't as bad as you think. Would happily back both of them vs other teams though.
>>66541174
I followed you on the bet lid im shaking
Absolute MOUNTAINS on birds tip, the 4 eyed little virgin better be right
>>66542635
the whole accy or st-etienne only? game just began i'm literally shaking harder than anybody has ever shook before
>>66542674
you better tell me the what the bet is
>>66542710
UMF Snaefell (W) sw in the basketball lad
>>66542633
Vitality ended up tunnel visioning in on a champion pick that didn't fit their playstyle, but now they've dropped it they should comfortably take the series. As I said before it's just a shame they didn't realise it after game 1 and dropped a second game, but that's the beauty of best of 5 that they have time to adjust throughout the series.
>>66538268
>Are you saying online gambling is banned in norway?
No, it is not. They've made it difficult to use credit/debit cards to deposit money to gambling sites. Some use a proxy, like Nordicbet, you can deposit money directly there. For others you have to use a different option.
>>66542459
Why are you pretending to be happy? Arent you the mug who flat staked SW and the handis so will still be down?
Post slips if not. Doubt youve got more than £50 on.
>>66542759
is that you?
>>66542260
>>66542838
Just go look at his tt you fucking mong
that was SCARYY
>Market suspended as I was placing a bet that would have immediately lost.
Thank you based 10 second countdown
>>66542761
I expect to see a slip of you large on the win @3.25
>>66542811
That's because of international rules and doesn't only apply in Norway. Most sites use a third-party like swiftvoucher to transfer the money as a means of bypassing the laws. Check out the episode of Luksusfellen with the guy who lost a mill on online-casino's for an explanation. It's one of the newest episodes.
>>66542912
Talking big sense mate
If this bird tip loses I'm going to be down absolutely insane tbqh
>That Dortmund heart
>>66542635
Got a little too drunk last night and Followed the whole accy also on for $80
UNREAL
>>66541005
>0-1
Nice
>>66543014
bird SUCH a worm
>>66543103
surreal
De Graafschap PLEASE
should I cash out $1000?
>>66543191
Don't do it anon! /bet/ magic will guide you
>>66543191
what's your bankroll anyway?
>>66543187
pls post pics of you eating mackerels for breakfast
>>66543191
Wew lad
called the liverpool draw 25 minutes ago. why would i EVER win a bet?
>>66543216
ten times that. that $1000 isn't ludicrous money but it's almost what I make on a week so yeah...
Could be winning £324 if it wasn't for /bet/
>>66543279
>a fucking leaf
>>66543101
>mfw pulisic is already GOAT
>>66543217
can't afford it lad, everything's gone
#important. We finished our 25 football bets( Y:46%, Wratio:75%,profit:66). We showed, what we are capable of, and its time to go private(tip with analyses posted). 10 Euro/Month. From 7 april.
Hope bird loses his glasses tbqh
DOWN SO MUCH
EYES COMPLETELY GONE
Fucking bird, absolute cunt.
Bird couldnt tip a wheelbarrow ffs. How the fuck is them being the best team a reason to tip it
>free throw missed
zzzzzz
>>66543515
>Best team in Iceland
>Free throw missed
>>66543534
Still more profitable than you in Asia
If this loses I am genuinely getting myself a flight to Iceland and I'll fucking carve bird up. 4 eyed wet wipe
>>66543609
>b365 only
>>66543624
I'll join you
Leicester into 1.6
LARGE lay desu
>told /bet/ that Riot wouldn't let Fnatic not qualify
>got shouted down by the average gamblers fallacy pleb
>not realising esports are as fixed as WWE
>worm
Vitality down?
Need an English team to bandwagon next season tbqh. Since I was a little kid I chose Liverpool cuz muh Beatles but that was always a casual and fairweather following.
Should I commit to them? Maybe Spurs? Any suggestions?
oops, Ronaldo is playing. need to fire my private investigator desu
>OT
feel like an American sweating a shit NBA acca
Down a fucking cunt today, did that e sports bet lose? Hope it did, serves the nerds right. STILL waiting for BTs Eurovision wrote up desu, worried he's just having me on now.
>>66543762
Leicester seems to be most suitable for you
Vitality SW bet DOWN
>>66543762
United is the only choice m8
>>66543762
Leicester because now you love to Drinkwater
>>66543946
Really? Ahah
Hope the esports lot fuck off now.
Went through Euan's bets in Asia on his TT and he is up 2.65 units profit from 74 staked, I didn't include the Charlotte Independence/Louisville game as he backed both sides.
>>66544014
Talking big sense pal
>Suarez
nevertheless Barca clearly better
>>66543909
Yeah, Russia have shortened and Swedeb have drifted. Going to be down insane.
>>66543974
It would actually make sense if I started cheering for them when they are shit.
>>66544018
That's a 3.58% ROI in Asia
>>66544018
Wonder if he has any response to this. He claims to consistently profit in Asia
>>66544099
I'm a lifelong United fan myself. Join the losing.
>>66544101
Which would be fine if he bet in big money, mainstream markets rather than the leagues he "specialises" in
>vitality
Wrecked
FNATIC!!
>>66544140
I'm in.
ABU's can get fucked.
I told you guys, but you wouldn't listen.
"b-but anon said"
>not betting against hyped up bets in /bet/
It's like you guys don't want to be rich
>esports tipsters
Shame that Vitality tunneled in on the Azir for the first two games, really messed up their chances in the series by not playing to their strengths.
3-1, Fnatic win the series with ease.
3-0 Vitality SMALL DOWN
Vitality -1.5 MEDIUM DOWN
Vitality SW LARGE DOWN
>>66544308
HahAHAH
PMSL
BEGGING for a collage of the e-sports tip then the guy hyping it up for days then a screenshot of the result. PLEASE.
tears at anyone who actually followed a tip about e-"sports"
Did anybody actually went through with the Vitality tip or was it just that one guy rehyping himself? I didn't lay the tip but I sure as hell didn't get on it.
>>66544366
Some Brit put almost £2k on it
>>66544354
pmsl not realising it was /bet/ mafia moving the price so they could green up on fnatic
>>66544273
You can't profit on a "sport" which is decided by which gay little character autistic Asian's choose at the start
>>66544398
THIS.
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
>that mug who counted down to losing money
pmsl pmsl pmsl
Everyone who bets against Fnatic should they are the best when they are the underdog, they have showed that time and time again.
>>66544018
Should have taken Charlotte v Lousville as a 3/10 to Lousville but doesnt matter. Doing God's work, anon.
>>66544101
I have 3.4% on my spreadsheet for the T4tW filter in Asia for the past month (since I tried to select asian bookies on tt) or so so cant say this is wrong
>>66544418
thought the mafia was a bit too obvious with this one but these mugs still fall for it hook line and sinker
sp quiet in here wonder why
>doubting fnatic
>ever
It's the final round of fixtures for the Premier League. Coral's head trader is found slumped at his desk, and you, a mere junior trader, are tasked with pricing these fixtures ahead of the last weekend of the season. Leicester HAVE to win away at Chelsea to win the league. Chelsea have nothing to play for. What handicap do you set Leicester at?
>>66544504
Yeah me too. Original post was good but that constant hyping it up multiple times per day was getting a bit too much.
>>66544749
-6 @1.4
>he didn't cover virginclick losses on Norwegian apehoop
>>66544249
How've you been?
>>66544749
2.40
>>66544749
0.0
>>66544749
>Implying Chelsea aren't known for cucking teams out of the title
+2
>>66544749
will be on a low +0.25 desu
>>66544749
0.0
>>66544749
+0.25
>>66544749
oh handicap yeah 0.0
>>66544749
-0.25
>>66544749
+0.25
>>66542933
>That's because of international rules and doesn't only apply in Norway.
Ah, I didn't realize.
>guy who lost a mill on online-casino's for an explanation
Saw that dumb nigger in the paper.
>>66544749
LARGE lay on whatever Euan says pmsl
Did Team Vitality fucking lose to Fnatic or what?
>>66544856
>>66544773
>>66544797
>>66544806
>>66544894
worms
PLEASE be my bespoke bookie
>>66544809
>>66544831
>>66544862
charltons
>>66544749
+0.5 @1.825
>>66544788
Sober and getting my life in order. Could of course be better but I'm content with where I'm at considering how I was living for the past 5 years.
>>66545025
Yeah, but did they win or not was the question. Not if /bet/ mafia are the shrewdest shewdies that ever shrewed.
Nashville ML and Tampa 3way are THE bets tonight.
SAINT-ÉTIENNE
>>66545048
Baby steps m8
keep it up
Reminder that greasy students are more profitable than some of the coffee-addicted, in-play glued, no sex having, poor hygiene slobs on here
>14.9% roi in asia
is this good?
Rough loss on the Vitality pick but I'd not let /bet/ down so I'm here to get your money back. The bookies have bought into the meme of "Hai shotcalling" and made Cloud 9 ridiculously heavy favourites against a TSM side that is more mechanically skilled across every lane. TSM have brought in a new coach for the playoffs to help work on their communication which is their biggest weakness, I expect a huge improvement in this area by them. Sorry about the shorter write up but the game starts soon so get on:
TSM SW @ 3 Medium
>>66545356
Over how many bets? You'd be one of the best tipsters on the internet if you had that long term
>>66545241
Appreciate it, truly.
>>66545424
only 30, just started tracking them recently.
>>66545385
Pmsl
>being a gusty gambler
>>66545385
inb4 this actually wins
>>66545385
Absolutely >due
ON
>>66545385
you have some nerve
>>66545497
>placing a windy wager
>>66545559
Some more info for you:
TSM went 1-1 with C9 over the regular season, so for them to be priced this far out shows a woeful lack of research from the bookies.
>>66545497
>Breezey bets
>>66545385
chasing my losses on this lmao, fml
>>66545607
>research
Pmsl
>>66545635
Chin up lad, the two knowledgeable analysts just predicted a TSM win, and the clueless memer thinks C9 will win.
>>66545607
Some more info for you:
You're DAC on some bet you did a whole write-up on then hyped non stop for days, this shows a woeful lack of research from you.
Your new /bet/ of the year 2016
>>66545807
when will the e-"sports" meme end?
>>66545807
the absolute state of these nerds
>>66545665
Mate, showing that you're laughing using abbreviations on the interwebs is about 7 years due
>>66545828
lol
on my knees for a barca win
>>66545763
>The bet lost so it wasn't value
>The bet won so it was value
Eww you're one of those, aren't you?
Based juventus
>got on this losing Bird tip but not the first one
pmsl
>>66545807
>that freak 2nd to left
pmsl
>>66545385
TSM have dropped from 3.5 to 3 to 2.75
Get on now before you miss the value completely
Wonder what BT has been doing over the last 3 days which has prevented him from posting his Eurovision thoughts.
hahaha >the wind is in
>>66545999
He doesn't post anymore
>>66546029
Yes he does
>>66545999
Just lump all on russia like all the other mugs
Need a Ramos read like AIR. He should already be off
>>66546172
BT said to lay them
wtfb
pooan losing, again
11111111111
>tfw put money on virgin click bait by /bet/ mafia
Never again. Fucking virgins.
>>66546309
water is wet
SURREAL
>>66546545
Good on you mate, take a nice holiday
>>66546545
well done m80
you're out for good now right?
>Barca
>>66546561
thanks mate
>>66546579
yeah i think i'm withdrawing my account. either that or leave like $300 and make $15 bets just cause I genuinely enjoy betting.
>>66546655
nice, how much did you make after all?
>>66546545
FUCKING LEGEND.
Job well done, leaf.
>>66545385
Tsm getting wrecked.
>>66545385
Pmsl you have no shame
>>66546840
Didn't realise best of 5 series are over in 1 game
>>66546840
pmsl really?
>>66546125
hasn't posted in about a year
barca pls
>>66546887
Not this shittu again.
In other news, I'm sure I put money on El Clasico BTTS, but I can't find the bet on any bookie. Did I fucking imagine it?
>>66546887
>25 mins
>18-5
Yeah they were absolutely wrecked game one. I never said shit about the overall result you sperglord
pmsl these euan tips, all 3 will lose
>>66546740
about $5000 in three years i'd say. lost around $5000 on my first year though so that doesn't help.
>>66546789
thanks norway i appreciate that
>>66546971
well, similar pattern with me.
anyway, have a good one m8
>>66546655
>$15 bets
Just so know, if you have a large bankroll it's almost inevitable that your stakes will get larger as time goes on, especially if you win with those small stakes.
>>66546900
Yes he has. I can spot his posts from a mile off, he also loves Eurovision. He'll post a write up soon, he's just been busy.
Would genuinely kill this esports slug if I knew his address
>>66547095
How much you down m8
You mugs are clueless, TSM are well known for dropping the first game in a best of series but being really good at adapting throughout. Rebacking TSM.
BARCA PLEASE
Anyone working on a collage pic of that e-sports tip?
>el Classico refball
Oh I am laffin
Bale been robbed
>>66547262
>>66547268
GOOD need barca like Africa needs condoms
Cacking meself laughing at the slugs losing money on virgin click
Rightly disallowed according to Mugston pmsl
Disallowed goal then red card lol such refball it's ridiculous
I have returned!
New
>>66547412
>>66547412
>>66547412
MADRID
A
D
R
I
D
REAL
>>66547020
I plan on leaving only $300 on my account and really just play for fun. So that even if I up my ''$15 bets'' to ''$100 bets'' and lose the $ it ends up not mattering in the long run.
>>66547061
What posts do you reckon are mine lid?
>>66547095
Salt that cunt and watch him melt.
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