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Scenes! Ronaldo!
Ronaldooooo fuck all the slugs who backed barca
Real Madrid +1.5 huuuup
UP TWO FIGUES
Rough loss on the Vitality pick but I'd not let /bet/ down so I'm here to get your money back. The bookies have bought into the meme of "Hai shotcalling" and made Cloud 9 ridiculously heavy favourites against a TSM side that is more mechanically skilled across every lane. TSM have brought in a new coach for the playoffs to help work on their communication which is their biggest weakness, I expect a huge improvement in this area by them. Sorry about the shorter write up but the game starts soon so get on:
TSM SW @ 3 LARGE
lux dac
>>66547738
pmsl
>>66547738
Swear he's always on mainstream shite, probably as big an addict as dackers pmsl
>>66547733
The bet is TSM in play @ 6
>>66547412 (Your post)
>http://strawpoll.me/4188140/
Hmmm... I see 10 votes FOR and only 4 against
There is a demand
I shall stay... for now!
Euan down to a 0.86% ROI in Asia on his TT bets after that Louisville shocker
76 units staked to return a 0.65 unit profit
>>66547852
Welcome back
>>66547738
That delusion, kek
>>66547904
Thanks!
>>66547877
Enjoying these posts
>barca fucking up my roi
i actually wanted the + from 1-0 too
>>66547877
even cheser has managed a better ROI this year
I'm ready to start betting. How does the account setup for Bovada work? How do the payouts work for us americans?
>>66548044
get fucked grandpa
>>66547939
Just getting the stats out there, nothing wrong with profiting from bubblegums if you have the accounts but making his ROI in Asia clear should keep that gigantic ego in check
>>66547877
>win 2 5/10 bets
>~10% ROI
Kinda pointless counting atm desu
Turned the Louisville match on and it's not even particularly windy. What are you doing Euan you bad mong
>>66548184
It's his new method of backing both sides during the course of a match
NEED that screenshot of 1k on esports
24.7% of Euan's total staked units on TT have been on Asian bookies, 75.3% on bubblegums
>>66548331
That should be 26% actually taking into account the NYRB II +0.25 tip on SBO
DAC
Don't know what to do, chasing losses is like entering a rabbit hole
>>66548165
Far more reliable than his doctored spreadsheets
>>66548433
>>66548165
I would say at least 100 bets, so about 400-500 units, would make the stats significant
Team Solo REKT
How many bets do i need to post for a decent sample size?
>>66547843
As expected TSM banned out the problem champs from the first game and are dominating the second game. Tears if you didn't get on.
Down sums upon sums, need the city of Barcelona nuked
>>66548544
For tipping, I say 100 for a rough guess but a run of wins or loses will have a big impact. 1000 should be not bad depending how many you place per week.
>>66548719
>mainstream shite
come on uni, you've been here for a while
euworldan
That NYRB II goal sees Euan move up to a 5.71% ROI in Asia with 4.57 units profit from 80 units staked
>>66548871
Good gimmick this
>>66549106
Give me Emily Webb's facebook.
>>66549125
emily.webb.54
>>66549144
pmsl cheers lid
>>66549144
woof
>>66549106
why the FUCK are you here?
>T4tW Towers
mfw reading euans posts
TSM down to 2.62, this is your last chance to get on them before they're heavy favourites
You've been warned
>>66549326
literally pissing myself
what the fuck is wrong with him
>>66549144
>2 mutual friends
sent her a friend request ;)
>>66549617
Here lid x
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH8K8mPtyXQ
>boavista are never gonna score again
This esports shit has killed the spirit of /bet/
I think some lads are down so much that they're looking at some shelf stacking applications
Pls don't post your lotto shite here anymore which includes corners
>tfw you large staked euans 1/10
E-Sports guy so shrewd
TSM winning
>>66549993
>not betting on corners
It's like people hate money
>>66549687
>Not caravan of love
official /bet/ bookie: www.lottoland.co.uk
>>66549993
Not defending anyone, and unlucky to those who bet, but betting on esports is a bad move to begin with
>>66550192
take us a pic of T4tW towers lid
>>66549687
>not https://youtu.be/lPKjlbXHP3E
>>66550192
>t4tw towers
pmsl
>>66550286
tune
>>66550192
I literally shuddered when I read t4tw towers. It's up there with calling your girlfriend Mrs t4tw
>>66550492
I would if I had one. She would have a twitter account I would occasionally reference
>>66550537
>not calling it The Euan Universe
>>66550537
>"Mrs t4tw has bet on Miami tonight, what a mental case!"
>She ends up with a higher yield than you
who's getting on >Moneybets large
>>66550627
More like "Mrs T4tW is just done noshing me off, what a star"
>>66550621
>not Euaniverse
>>66550621
>>66550726
This, fucking amateur
TSM to win their next game. Everyone knows the LCS is scripted and one of the commentators accidentally let slip that this is the last game before quickly retracting and saying 'potential' last game.
It's at 2.1 on b365.
>esports
>>66550689
More like "Mrs. T4tw won't let me in the bedroom, anon is on LARGE."
>>66550726
You're quite funny actually. Better than Michael Owen at least
>rafaela
>>66550760
Euanposting doesnt work towards me. I know I said it.
>>66550643
i get 1.29 for o1.5, b365 misprice?
>>66550803
im a cunt, its 2 matches
>>66550726
EUANVERSE
SHAKING
FUCKING SICK NAME
>>66550803
that's a double, second match is in some jap league
>>66550627
>"Mrs. t4tw's son is /outshaggin/ tonight."
Appalled at the current state of this thread
pmsl
>>66550990
Pics lad.
>>66550743
Please stop now
>>66551075
My first post in the thread concerning esports pal, but your loss if you don't want to put your greasy shelf stacker money on it.
>>66550990
What's her insta
>>66550990
I fancy loads of chicks from South America, even if they're plain looking as long as they have a nice skin tone and decent body I'm in love. Are you the guy who's planning on moving out there?
>>66551105
>shelf stacker money
Gets me everytime
>tfw made parlay of cloud 9 and vitality instead of just bankrolling villanova -2/under 144
>>66551228
>tfw make losing bets instead of winning ones
>>66551411
iktfb
>>66547843
cheers
seriously though how the fuck is inplay2g on a 12 win streak
I dont follow him but doesn't he just post straight rball bets all the time?
What absolute gem is going to link a Fort Lauderdale stream?
What's the bet for wrestle mania?
>>66551481
Just like the Royal Rumble, it's Triple H
:^D
>>66551228
>under
You're retarded
Imagine pre staking because 'the odds won't stay' and them not budging at all. pmsl
>>66551481
The matches are too unpredictable.
Got any good props on your bookie?
>>66551563
Think about torturing the virgin click baiters to death.
>tfw Chiefs +5 didnt win
Reminder
Nashville ML
TSM surreal
>>66551123
Yeah lol. South American birds just absolutely insanely fit. This one's got hefty native blood in her, love it.
>>66551632
>The matches are too unpredictable.
Top kek you can't be serious
>ft launderdale strikers who are playing Miami fc, used to be called Miami FC up until a couple of years ago
Just blows my mind lads
>>66551740
Who do you think will win and why?
The main 3 matches could go either way. If I was forced to pick I would go Reigns, Lesnar, Shane, but I dont see how any are obvious.
>>66551774
What are the odds for those matches?
>>66551774
because they aren't obvious
WWE writers and especially Vince are crazy as hell
SYRACUSE +9.5 (vs north carolina)
NCAAB
MEDIUM STAKE
>>66551804
>because they aren't obvious
But they are...
>>66551466
Ello lads. I cant find a ESPN 3 stream and apparently it is on there. Its on some local channel but cant see a live stream on their website.
>>66551795
Why the fuck are you asking me that and not checking your bookie?
>>66551804
I am saying they arent obvious m8
>>66551822
prove it m80
>>66551822
tell us who is going to win then or fuck off
>>66551832
My bookie doesn't offer mandrama betting but I can tell you that this card is relatively easy to predict except for one match.
>>66551852
Prove what bro? I actually do watch this stupid spectacle. It becomes less obvious once you know whats going on.
>>66551874
Not with that attitude Nigel.
>>66551890
>its easy to predict but im not telling hehehehe
>>66551890
Fucking esports fags and now fucking sweaty man drama literal homosexuals. What is worse?
>>66551890
I'm also watching m8
Brock just has to win because he's BAAROOOOOOOOCK LEEEEEEESSSSSSSNAAR
Roman wins because they're fucking stupid
>>66551907
I honestly was going to post the predictions till I read your post. Get fucked.
>>66551908
Please have sex
>>66551908
you droning on about it, t b h
>>66551908
Wrestling has been discussd in /bet/ for years.
>not remembering the guy who put a ton of money on undertaker at like 1.01 when he lost
>>66551939
But they like things I dont like!
>>66551955
Dont mind that but this is about to break in to him talking about how scripts will go and why rather than just telling us who wins
>>66551939
this.
euan SUCH a dullard who think he runs the place
>>66551929
Okay I just checked the odds. Brock is definitely winning, I can't believe he's not a huge favorite. Roman wins but at those odds it's not worth it putting money down.
>>66551955
>1.01 odds
was a little better than that
https://twitter.com/jordanwilbraham/status/453004845188792320
>>66551986
>HURR TELL ME NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You need to go take a walk you addict.
>>66551615
zzz boring cunts with their 50 quid lays so dull
>7 minutes in
>odds are still holding
muh model
>>66552002
won't bet on this anyway because like I said you never know how mad they are
>>66552029
pmsl thanks for clearing that up
>>66552029
>>66552082
this can't be real
risking 35.000 for 500 come on now
any "free money" predictions for nba ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoyxhuSV4OY
As if it couldn't get any comfier at a Riverhounds game, dat soft, gentle sound of the rain coming down.
>>66552060
>Definite locks
AJ Styles, Brock Lesnar, New Day
>50/50
Sasha Banks, Kevin Owens, Braun Strowman
>Wouldn't touch with a rusty pole cause of possible shenanigans
Undertaker, Roman Reigns, Kalisto
>prestaking
>muh friendlies
>>66552111
spurs/nuggies/indy ml
raps +12/miami +6 are good as well (only if wade plays)
>Euans pre stake
Actually pmsl how much of a moron the lad is
>>66552114
>dat
why are you writing in ebonics?
Sasha banks a good bet? Hearing she's very likely to win it, but odds seem to good to be true
Euan pls
Fort Lauterdale are fucked
>>66552152
>>66552160
which game?
>>66552175
Yes she's winning
Reminder games are 20 min long and only the first goal counts
>>66552160
I'm actually crying. I put my winnings from Real Madrid to win at odds of 6.5 on this game
Idk maple I'm seeing a lot of tips against Nashville
>>66552217
Begging you to have sex
>>66552217
Reminder that the line won't hold pmsl
>>66552217
Thanks for clearing that up.
Means I can go to sleep now/
>>66552217
I'm not even angry, I'm just done mate.
>>66552159
thanks ameribro
>>66551908
Wrestling is so much better than esports you can't really compare them. It's a top 10 sport along with darts and Eurovision
>>66551908
Please post more research games from U-16 Indonesia.
Those are much easier to predict than scripted shows with storylines or dancing with the stars.
>>66552082
Wow Euan is so clever!
>>66552217
>0 (zero) shots on target vs 3
>6 (six) dangerous attacks vs 10
>0 (0) goals vs 1
>>66552175
if my bookie had it i'd for sure be on that
>>66552317
>0 (0)
Thanks for clearing that up
>>66552317
>0 (0)
>>66552340
I'm actually crying LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Euan zooms about from obscure league to obscure league and convinces himself he can find value in it.
He ends up having an ROI of <10% in that league, but tries to convince everyone they were all good tips ("TWO shots cleared off the line" etc.). He then gives up on it, and moves on to another league no-one itt knows anything about.
Does he genuinely think this makes him appear shrewd, or is this just a kind of autism?
>>66552170
I'm black pal
If Euan had any dignity he would void that last tip. Not a chance anyone could get on. Know he won't though
>>66552380
>>>/cotton fields/
pmsl actually went medium on lauderdale and charlotte
also 0-1-4 on last 5 bets which could all have been cashed out for profit, the tears never end
>>66552398
Of course he won't, he's desperate enough for Asian winners as it is
Early goal. If I was to reback, it would be 3/10. Or -0.25 FT is another good option. Charlotte doing the attacking
>>66552457
>Charlotte doing the attacking
it was end to end a minute ago
>>66552380
https://youtu.be/w50j_iPy4SA?t=170
>>66552398
Am I measuring my judgement of matches or people's ability to get on bets?
Since I'm not paid and have no intention to use this record to go paid, the former.
>>66552502
>what is counter attacking football
>>66552534
don't click on the embedded link, doesn't start the clip where I want it to
>>66552536
>>what is counter attacking football
I don;t think you know
>>66552616
>>66552534
Looks like im watching Peep Show tonight.
>>66552534
i think it does mate
>>66552642
>tfw only wanted to see the security office scene and now I'm into the whole episode
>>66552701
Okay """"""""mate"""""""
I'm gonna re-watch from season one now """""""pal""""""
>>66552785
Sure bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-MhfGqNbhw
Sir Paul really getting on my nerves now. Used to feel sorry for the bloke
>>66552817
Think we should have /bet/ watch along comfyness to go along with the matches.
Post 3 links in the OP to a series next thread like.
What do you think /bet/? wewuan?
Toronto
>>66552900
>Report submitted!
go back to /int/ or /tv/ you student spastic
>>66552917
Thanks for the tip. On large.
Here is your photo of a big night at T4tW Towers
>>66552973
Turn a light on, not good for your eyes.
>>66552939
Like betting is sports related antway.
It's about as sports related as mandrama.
>>66552973
Turn your light on lid its bad for your eyes
tfw no argie gf
>>66552973
>4 (FOUR) fucking screens.
>>66552973
>>66553043
>TV with the lights on
it's like you WANT to be uncomfy
>>66552917
???
>>66552973
Get some proper lighting in that room. Don't wanna be wearing glasses so soon do we?
>>66552973
>Euan's typical day is spent staring at 4 screens
No wonder you're so grumpy and clueless
>>66553066
Oh well, they're your eyes pal
>>66552534
watching this wasting precious time for betting
>this villanova team still playing when the games been decided
>break the under with a minute left
JUST
>>66553152
You can always get surgery
>>66553066
Get a lamp you mong
>Drumph @1.77 to be the republican nominee
>>66553066
are you forcing something here?
you NEED lights until you go to bed lad, having that much ligjt from a screen in the dark is really bad for you.
Stay safe kids.
>>66553431
@1.95 on the Betfair Exchange lid. Is the meme over?
>>66553440
>>66553381
>>66553152
>>66553112
>>66553043
>>66553025
PMSL nibs. Cheers for the (You)s lads.
>>66553431
>>66553475
No. He isnt finished yet.
>>66553482
jokes on you pal
>>66553475
>>66553431
it's idiots reacting to the abortion stuff when the polling hasn't changed
>>66553536
Yeah, it's a shame. Definite misjudgement there.
>>66552917
Literally just cashed out before the dangerous attack suspended.
>>66553575
PERMa dac
little story
>today i wanna /bet/ the first time since 2 weeks
>pp told me this
>got about 4k on my bank acc
anyone there that got a little bit trust that i would send him 31€ immediately back ive he would send me it.
cheers
>>66553782
Yes
>>66553782
sent :)
>>66553782
Has Merkel banned gambling in the new caliphate? pmsl
>>66553936
This is a convincing case to do so pmsl
>>66553782
Think you are going to want to phone them up lid.
>>66553782
>/b/ tab opened
Explains it
>>66553919
ohhh man would be rly nice
[email protected]
all american marine / airforce / navy co spams are blocked :)
Tempted to paypal some cash to a brit to put some mandrama bets down for me but idk if I can trust you addict brits with money.
Large on Montreal Impact DNB
>>66554078
Cant you use Bovada? They have Wresltemania bets
>>66554078
>mandrama ?
The wolrd is big enough for hate and prejudice maybe i can give you some reason to faith in mankind in about 5 minutes... :)
>>66554078
Sure, just send it over
[email protected]
>>66554078
Why would you bet on the outcome of a fixed /tv/ tussle unless you're the one picking the outcome?
would love /bet/ to provide 1(one) good tip tbqhwyfs
>>66554177
sent ;)
>>66554180
Same reason people bet on animals to win races, reality tv shows and elections.
>>66554189
LARGE on cashmachine
>>66554213
Animals do have an edge if you have reasoning.
Reality TV shows is bullshit but if it's fan voted there's at least some edge
Politics and elections are fairly obvious depending on what info you have and polling.
Mandrama is literally fixed pointless men in underwear touching eachother.
>>66554097
I'm betting more on this to recoup my esports losses. Pray for my roll
>>66554267
Please have sex bud.
ask yourself is it worth coming here. there is no benefit. /bet/ is -ev
>>66552159
Actually missed this one and already turned the laptop off ffs.
>>66554267
Lol this is the dumbest post I've ever seen on here
>>66554297
bunch of snidy shitstains; aftertiming, enjoying others pain, general pmsl. we should work together. let's smash the bookies
>>66554078
>>66553919
sad still no money income :/
>[email protected] 31€
trust you get it back in 5 minutes
>>66554389
How can you be -30k on paypal?
>>66554389
Sent :^)
>>66554405
Some organizations forcefully take your money even if your balance is at $0
>>66554405
lol read it wrong twice. Too many screens, not enough background light
>>66554405
30k ?
30€ !... so I cant send any cash
>>66554189
Olympia warriors -1.5
USL model anon is surreal. Cant wait to someone pretends to be him next week and I end up dac.
>>66554455
Yeah, just noticed. Send yourself the money from your bank?
Napoli -1 is THE bet
>>66554484
sure i could do this and it seems so thats the only way
nobody send me the money... its just it needs about 3 days to use the pp acc on monday the send the money maybe the money is there on thuesday
>>66554508
>>66554474
on LARGE in a double. in /bet/ we trust
>>66554589
I can get a bank account to send it to using my mobile banking. Somewhere on the site they have a sort code and account number you send it to and it is instant. Idk if you have it in Germany.
>>66554628
Why don't you send it him lid? Pennies for you surely eh.
>check bank account
>have like 2k more than i thought
surreal
>>66554673
Dont have money in my paypal atm
>>66554628
no we got not but its ok i wait that my bank send me the money but thanks bro
>>66554678
I added my bank balance and account balances all up yesterday and had £200 less than I have in my spreadsheet. It's like losing a medium stake for me
can a shrewdie please explain why MLS matches barely cover o2.5 goals when they used to be goals galore games
>>66554673
You're disgusting. Doesn't matter how much money someone has, there is no way you are entitled to a bit of somebody else's hard earned money
>>66554719
It's the start of the season and they're all still rusty
MLS unders every tine
>>66554736
Pmsl, tory voting slug.
Vancouver LA Galaxy BTTS NO. I've never had a (you)
>>66554736
>hard earned
everybody works hard you capitalist pig
>>66554760
Lib dem actually.
>>66554736
He wasnt asking for money, just to send it to him on paypal and he'd send it to your bank. Bank to paypal has a few days delay but paypal to paypal and bank to bank are instant.
>>66554815
even the spoonfed basement dwellers?
>>66554862
>>66554862
Nice tip on the unders in the women game lad, unreal
>tfw no qt commentator on the Real Monarchs stream this week
Also seizure guy not playing.
Match confirmed boring as fuck.
>>66554863
the proletariat don't have houses with basements
>>66554913
Cheers mate :)
Need some 22222s in the Tulsa game. Kelly is going to score a hat trick some week. Just wish he'd stop dicking about here.
>>66554947
>THAT GOAL
USL has some quality keepers
>>66554953
/bet/ is NEET neckbeards barely breaking even
CR O1.5
>>66555079
pmsl
>>66554815
>everyone works hard
wat
>>66555079
>This gk
>Euan tipping unders
>>66554719
First week was a massive fluke and threw everyone kff. Early season MLS is heavy unders. July/Aug is when the overs fun starts
Pmsl at Euans overs tip. What an odd little man
>>66555294
DOWN
So many missed chances. Feel embarrassed for anyone associated with these teams
ONE MORE PLS SLAGS
>>66555463
Not sure why I still follow your American tips tbqh. Absolutely shite.
pmsl ewan pop the champagne
>>66555463
HUP
>>66555490
Hmm.
What's everyone watching?
>>66555577
Hopefully Euan melting down but he just got stupidly lucky
>>66555577
UAC today so R&M
>>66555577
Lots of shit American football.
>>66555482
My fault for jinxing it.
I cashed out at 89 minutes
>>66554913
>>66555658
Incredible jinx here mate. Please never interact with me again. Hope you die in a house fire.
>>66555691
Probably for the best desu pal
>>66555691
To be fair to you m8, this genuinely was a good bet. It's just slags tend to be shit at keeping, even worse than they are at shooting
I just cant get back into betting. Can anyone help?
For like nearly all of last year I was doing good then had a little break at end of 2015 into 2016 as I was no longer profiting and now I dont have the motivation for it like I did before.
Only got on Euans u2.5 slag tip. Absolutely down a cunt.
>>66555755
But no use feeling sorry for ourselves, onwards and upwards eh? Tomorrow looks decent.
I'll keep you in my prayers lad
>>66555768
>only getting on a 3/10 and not a 5/10
>>66555758
Look back at your spreadsheet and places you tipped stuff
>>66555758
Something to do with dopamine desu
>>66555530
Hmmm...
>>66555802
Your 5/10 lost tho.
why are the bookies still against Leicester? overprice them every time
wtb on the NBA?
>>66555837
5/10s also won. No one forces you to follow. Watch the games and decide for yourself or fuck off.
>>66555852
ask Nick Goff
>>66555802
Whitecaps 2 on a +0.25 on 365 if you'd rather tip that
>>66555917
Which 5/10 won tonight mate?
>>66555852
Syndicates m8
>>66555925
I'd rather tip 3/10 on bigger odds for DNB. Still early but Timbers defence looks tez.
>>66555967
Red Bulls
>>66555921
>Head of Football Trading at Coral. Frequently mistaken for Coral Customer Services. The only Wolves fan over 35 who wasn't at Chorley.
his bio puts me off
does /bet/ have aims/goals? why have a bankroll at at all? what are you working towards?
>>66555916
You to lose money on mug shite @1.4
>>66555995
Pmsl.
>>66555921
>>66555983
ok he actually talked about it
>the big syndicates
pmsl
>>66556054
Something funny, cunt?
>>66556089
Yeah, your perm.
>>66556139
>being jealous of my naturally curly hair
Didnt eat your crusts as a child?
>>66556183
Pizza or sandwich?
>>66556183
Damn Euan #clapbackseason
>>66556067
Remember when Euan wouldnt shut up about syndicates?
Prob thinks if he maintains a 20% ROI on TT he will get a DM from Will Wilde PMSL.
>>66556385
Already had Bloom on the phone desu. Told him Im finishing uni first and will think about it
>>66556424
>implying lizards can use phones
I started betting on onehash.com can somebody explain to me these odds and how they effect your payout? Image related
Whats that site that had the previews for every week of NZ games last year?
Shaking at the amount I have on Sasha banks.
>>66556665
lel post slip
>>66556576
Literally multiply your bet by the number stated to get your total money back including stake.
Its not hard.
>>66556665
I know bro. Literally shaking.
>>66552250
close game between nugs, spurs/indy came in
even though philly took a little longer to collapse than normal
raps +12 came in, not too confident about heat +6 now without wade
>Shane McMahon @4+ everywhere
Undertaker winning would kill the entire angle. I NEED TO BET ON SHANE.
Sweet thanks
>>66556665
Can't stop topping up
What does /bet/ think of onehash.com it appears to be unique. I'm focusing everything on Bitcoin betting now
>>66556909
>$3
>>66556015
Degeneracy
>>66556929
That's an entire week's wage here
>>66556924
>>66556576
Shill plsgo
>>66556816
>trusting the nuggets with 3 way as last leg
>the city of me
NBA is more lotto than NHL
>>66557220
can that return cover your next medical bill? pmsl
Gold Coast City U20s looking good and still on a + at 1-0 up.
Sacremento Republic also looking nice and above evens.
https://twitter.com/BBCTwo/status/716245755875299329
>3-0 up and playing against 10 men
>Concede right after I get on -0.5
Thanks you shitters
>>66557458
always back another goal desu
>>66557473
Yeah reckon I will desu.
>Was their first shot on target too
Absolute cunts
>>66557485
that implies hurrikane should spoon his first effort of the game to please /bet/
>reminder that Snoop Dogg is being inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame as we speak and he is related to Sasha Banks
get your entire bankroll on her slugs
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sitting watching my penny-punting addict in-play accas waiting to be spoonfed
>>66557544
lose weight
Thoughts on these picks? Looking for a low-risk combo. New to sport betting, but I looked each up and they seem fine to me.
>>66557704
please explain what 'looked each up' entailed
Ahahah Whitecaps 3-1 up. What a fucking judge I am.
I make that about +10 from 25 units.
Imagine being the seething anon who tries to hate on me when I just gifted him the freest money he will get in is life.
Imagine being me and doing this >for free.
IMAGINE not getting on the possible league Im going to post tomorrow.
>>66557665
>ameriblob
>>66557828
Take your meds mate.
>>66557840
why are you still awake?
>>66557828
You know we dont actually hate you right? It's just nibs. If you werent so easy to bait and rile up it would happen less.
>>66557828
thanks, lid
>>66557864
i'm not, night lids
>>66557828
>possible league
Need sleep. Hope I wake up before the possible LARGE.
>>66557897
Nah, there are dullards out there.
any bets in the aussie games lads?
Taken South Melbourne women -0.75 as a medium/large
Trader has priced this as the South Melbourne side that finished 1 place above La Trobe uni in state league 2 last year, however the South Melbourne side in the premier division didn't get a license for the rebranded league this year, so they've merged the state league and PL teams as one. Some players have left, but the captain Alex Cheal has stayed, Sara Alberici who was 13/4 with South Yarra last season has joined, Rachel Jarvis 13/0 with Ashburton and Tayle Mure 12/0 with Bulleen Lions. So lots of top division experience this year.
South Melbourne beat Berwick City 4-1 to get to this round. Berwick finished top of the other 2nd division regional state league. So you can see they are comfortably better than this level. La Trobe got a by to this round
Only the La Trobe line-up has been published for this game, and they have practically the same squad as last season. Don't see why South Melbourne should fail to win this comfortably
>>66557746
I looked at their previous results. Team A could beat teams that Team B couldn't, for example. And Team B had very poor results.
>>66558106
nailed on. don't suppose line-ups have any influence
>>66558102
What bookie is this with?
>>66558155
I don't know how to research that. Like I said, I'm fairly new to sport betting. So far it seems to be working ok. Got 11/12 earlier on 27odds, but barca fucked me.
>>66558172
what you've got is a hit n hope. better to wait and get more info. accas are so easily bust
>>66558102
Early rball looks dece. On.
>>66558172
Why not make single bets instead of accas?
>>66558165
10bet, 365, mara, others
>>66558216
365 doesn't carry those games for us oddly enough. Same goes for the men's reserve matches before NPL games.
>>66558204
>>66558210
I'm trying to play it safe and bet on shit other people seem to think is very low risk. I only know about e-sports. I don't wanna blow it all on some random team, so I just go with a few "low-risk" matches.
Looks complete rape lids. Reback
>>66558274
research negates the random to an extent. with mugy accas you should have no expectations. by the 1000th let down you'll get the idea. i'm pretty new to /bet/ myself but well informed singles are the only way to go for long term profit
Lost al my money on that fraud Brit vitality bet.
Fuck you cunt you are responsible for my death.
>>66558102
this is what bet should be. regardless of the outcome thankyou anon. desu senpai tbqhwy
>>66556924
>onehash.com
Its shit use cloudbet or nitrogen
>>66558331
why would you put everything on one bet? whats your IQ?
>>66558331
Be quiet cunt, you lost me good money a while back on a Wizards tip
>>66558331
see >>66547733
>>66547843
TSM smashed it 3-1 and you should have been on to make up for Vitality choking.
>>66558328
literally today
(i'm joking sweden do don't accys that was lucky as shit)
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>>66558484
I like it because if your a degenerate gambler like myself it forces you to slow down your urges to take live bets, make big loser parlays and teasers. There's not even a spread so you go with your straight up gut pick. It's also crazy how your not betting the house but rather your fellow betters. All the money is put in a pool, it's crazy but I'm still eager to see how I can cash out and make some coin.
first reply is my overnight /bet/
>>66558810
The betting other people seems like it would just limit the amount you can actually make unless Im misunderstanding but I too used to make shit parlays but I realized that was not the true path to profit. Losing rball twitches is just something you have to live with until you become a proper J U D G E
>>66558820
Pittsburgh Pirates
>>66558820
>being so much of an addict you need a bet on while you sleep
>>66558855
>4 dubs in a row
surreal
>>66558855
mirin quad dubs
>>66558855
i've yet to find a better feel than refreshing my balance in a morning. I feel alive
>>66558925
But if it loses you wake up and are immediately DAC
>>66558939
i only back winners
>>66558855
rub-a-dub-dub
>>66558958
Post last 5 bets
should i double down /bet/?
>>66558854
plz gib pitcher action
>>66547412
>Official thread strawpoll: http://strawpoll.me/4188140/
What the fuck is this shit? Get these threads off of /sp/.
>>66558993
Wainwright vs Liriano
>conceding
>>66558854
>>66559098
not overnight but ON SUPER LARGE
>>66558992
what? people actually think he'll win?
who else comfy?
free money from rugby, olympia up 4-0, UAC. Dominoes for dinner tonight lads
>>66554474
slightly HUP
>>66559277
He will. People love him.
who /understakeregrets/ here?
>>66559377
every bet that wins desu
>>66559349
Eh, depends mostly if Bernie endorses Hillary or not later on
Tell me why I shouldn't bankroll Citizen AA -1
>>66559377
Nah I'm quite happy with what I staked here actually for once. Cheers for the tip mate.
Staking a fifth of my roll on Leicester +0.25
>>66559457
wtf is going on with these odds
9999999999999
>>66559577
>betting on fixed games
>>66559643
How do I know it's fixed :^)
AC Milan yes or no brehs?
>>66559873
DnB, not a very trustworthy team
>>66559349
no he wont pmsl
>>66559443
shillary wins either way. Trump will get the young person vote, but most other demographics would be just fine with Hillary
>>66550643
Uafc desu
>>66547733
Thank you based esports bros
The first two replies to this will decide the official /bet/ Sunday EPL accie for the day.
>>66560671
Everton +0.5
>>66560671
Leicester Soton o1.5
>>66560671
Lesta SW
>>66560671
Leicester SW
OFFICIAL /BET/ ACCIE OF THE DAY
Everton +0.5
Leicester vs Southampton - Over 1.5 goals
DOUBLE @ 5.6
gl to all who follow
x
>>66560693
*******CORRECTION*******
Everton +0.5
Leicester vs Southampton - Over 1.5 goals
DOUBLE @ 2.52
gl
x
*******CORRECTION*******
>>66560704
>>66560693
on both of these
>>66560704
On so big for the sake of memes
>>66560704
Official /bet/ acca literally can't lose!
ON
>>66560704
took Everton +1.5 instead
wins
>>66560704
On smedium
reminder that SC Unicov are @1.5 to win the game from 2-0 up at half time. 3rd in league vs 13th.
>>66560851
>1.36
>other team well up on rball
>hurr something must be wrong
t. retard
>>66560870
>he missed the value
>he hasn't looked at teamsheets and seen that the teams out are equal in ability
>>66560889
>implying you know some random chech teens
>>66560889
>soccerway says they have same number of appearances, they must be equal!!!!
>>66560915
>>66560922
>dropped to 1.28
glad you missed out lads
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/125692
>>66560928
>low liquidity markets jumping around
CALL THE POLICE
>>66560928
>now 1.38
lmao
>>66560955
>>66560963
UP SUMS
hope you got on, anons :)
>>66560974
>it won therefore it was a good bet
Don't forget to slap your fiver on Everton DC today!
>it lost therefore it was a bad bet
Agree/disagree?
>>66560984
it genuinely was a good bet, anon. I don't know why you're in a bad mood today, you're usually sucking up and thanking me when I post good bets on here. Did you get a late night?
>>66560990
disagree
>>66560851
Slovacko red card and 3-0 up, looks like another winner ;))))))
where's that guy who's subscribed to ProTips?
any leaks?
Thanks
>>66539489
how did you guys know that this match was fixed?
le fix crash course plex
Genuinely had a dream that BT posted his Eurovision write up last night zzz
>>66561150
He didn't
>>66561150
It wasn't
Is McBrutus Euan's new bf?
>>66561150
>>66561170
This.
Although you can tell if large amounts suddenly start getting staked on one market or another but its far more complex than that, you won't be able to learn about it all from just one post.
>>66561168
>>66561170
>>66561187
anon posing as BT/BT himself said the keeper palmed in the late RoPs contact goal which was soon followed by 2 more
is it just wishful thinking that i finally caught le xif posted here?
>>66561244
Slim chance it was actually fixed and he knew something but going by the amount of "fixes" anons post that don't come in it is far more likely he was just a shitposter that got lucky.
>Calling a losing tip void just because that bookie wasn't carrying
>>66560990
disagree, sometimes good bets can have circumstances such as a team getting a red card or a key player getting injured
>>66561361
FRAUD
>>66561244
live stream was on bet365, looking for highlights atm but can't find any.
really want to know if it was fixed and some britbong knew or it really was a lucky shitposter
>>66560946
Good petition
>>66561274
true, a broken clock is right twice a day. i'll keep thinking it was the man in the yellow shirt himself pulling the strings and making phonecalls to mongol mobsters
>>66561361
pmsl, TT is a dog-eat-dog world, our lad euan is turning into a monster
>>66561361
No one was carrying it though
>>66561468
Bet Euan would've still called it void if somebody else had carried. Gotta remember despite the fact it may not have been value at the odds offfered on other bookies (if they had offered) addicts gonna addict so it should count as a tip. Also doesn't change the fact that he was wrong so had it been available he would've lost those units.
Large lay on whatever Euan is on
>>66561361
A quote from the man himself:
>Am I measuring my judgement of matches or people's ability to get on bets?
I rest my case
>>66561569
Big fan of this post
EUAN
FRAUD
>>66561569
But he tipped pre-game odds 20 minutes in. "Unders" was obviously value
>>66561651
I believe the point is he used that line when he tipped fonbet specials nobody could get on and still took the positive yield for that so why should this be any different
>>66561651
Even worse. So had the game been in play the odds would have been much worse or the line a lot lower and he still has the audacity to void? Unbelievable.
>>66561361
Is there ANYONE who respects this man?
>>66559349
>>66559443
>>66560578
As much as I want the Trump dream to be true, I fear he's just a power play for Shillary to split the conservative vote and alienate a bunch of close to center voters.
Friendly reminder that I have a 33% YIELD on Blogabet, after 27 tips.
All tips verified, no bubblegum bookmakers, only value bets. Follow to get tips in real time.
I will soon have more tipped games than Euan and have double his yield, with verified odds in non-bubblegum bookmakers. Screenshot this.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
>>66553782
fuck off hans you sly kraut
>Truro @ 4500/1
Is the dream over lads?
2 LARGE stakes coming today lads!
>>66561791
why are you trying so hard m8
>>66561791
Bet365 is your most used bookie, bubblegum slug
>>66561791
Tears at the amount of bet365 bets, you would be struggling if you weren't relying on that bubblegum site.
>>66561814
Yes, for ease of tipping there.
About 90% of the tips are on Asian handicap, and these games are available in Asia.
Bet365 just follows Asian odds most of the time.
It's so easy to tip on odds of Bet365 live than through Betbrain on Blogabet.
>tip 5 winners and 2 losers
>complain about a mistake I made at half 2 in the morning after watching 6 6 hours of shite football
Oh boy it must be sad being a hater in the Euaniverse (tm) these days.
>>66561791
Based mate
Keep it up
>>66561813
Teach Euan how to /bet/
>>66561844
Cheerio friendo!
>>66561849
fair enough
now tell me about yesterday's RoPS fix
>>66561844
>>66561791
This. Keen follower.
Don't the Euandrones get to you, they c an continue to be DAC
>>66561876
No point at all discussing a past game.
There will be some fixes later though.
>>66561881
I reckon it is just Euan shitposting to get attention.
Would LOVE to test his chin tbqh.
>>66561842
Just to double check. If you tip a bet which is impossible to get on and it wins the bet stands but if it loses the bet's void? Just want to be sure.
>>66561903
If I tipped Barcelona SW from 1-0 at pre-game odds by mistake, it would be void. If I tipped Chelsea SW from 1-0 up @ 1.9, it would also be void. If I tipped Chelsea handicap at real, live odds from 1-0 and they scored 2 min later it would stand. It's impossible to take on to account the notification lag.
>>66561936
Ok, thanks for clearing that up.
Whats the go on west indies vs england?
>>66561970
It's coming home lid.
>>66561800
>cant put a penny on
>>66561989
How certain are ya chap
albanian tears
Has Euan given up on the S-League now?
>>66561998
even if they win 5 matches in a row they're still 2nd
>>66562050
Don't even watch cricket tbqh lid
need a you
New
>>66562164
>>66562164
>>66562164
>>66562169
Here lad
>>66562188
>3 posts early
