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Morning lads
I drank and transferred last night and accidentally bought a striker with "match highest earner" clause. Will be commiting suicide later.
secret dad?
>>66503869
post him
>>66503869
Why did they even include this clause in the game
s-sorry tom ;_;
lmao
>>66503883
>almost every player at the club, even the shit ones, are still saying this
help
>PSG 1 point after 4
>BarcLELona out
>Porto out in groups as holders
lel, great season m8
>>66504134
At least you're out of denbts
>player wants deal for good form
>contract runs 4 years + 3 optional
>lol nope.jpeg
>team is angry
>"If you take a step back, it diminishes your chances of getting a new contract"
>"OH YEAH BOSS YOU ARE RIGHT"
how and why? I can'Ät understand how that can remotely work.
>>66505233
Because the guy is getting paid so much more, there's a chance that you won't be able to afford their contract rises in the future.
>>66505233
Yea player interaction has always been shit even though Sports Israel trys to make it seem like a big new feature every year.
>>66505511
>Obnoxious manchildren shitting the board
Where do you think we are
>>66505442
>player earns 2.7m/year
>20goals/6assists in 22 games
>earns as much as a rotation player
>have 200m/year unused wage budget available
lel, if they knew :^)
>that guy only has 41 goals in 121 games
>AI being capable of anything
>>66505511
All sports are escapism you drunken ding dong, this is just sport in vidya form
>this new 4shit look
>>66505846
holy fuck thank God I opened this thread yesterday (in Hiro time)
>>66505846
What the fuck is Hiroshima Nagasaki playing at?
>JUSTing your own site
DAMN IT HIRO QUIT STEALING MY POST COUNT
also, how fucked I am with this promise?
>>66505846
We reddit now
>>66505950
>>66505921
It's made to look like Google (yknow, no privacy and all that shit) and it's April Fools Day.
Wait has it just turned April in Japan? Looks like I need to sleep through this shit.
>>66505946
Prolly not fucked at all since you'll leave this save after a few days anyway
>>66505998
B T F O
>day of tripfagless 4chan
i can live with this
>>66506080
Instead many people shitpost about rolling their names on many boards now
>>66505972
i think its because moot works for google now
>>66505972
What's that explosion in France? Was it really a gas oven or was it cultural enrichment in action?
What a whirlwind career
I don't like this new look
>>66506737
fuck off kike
hi guys i am new to fm and i need some help
i decided to pick barcelona and my tactic is not working why isnt neymar and messi scoring lots of goals like in real life? i also use a program called genie scout to get the best young players cause thats what barcelona does in real life cos of theyre amazing scouting system so i think it is fair that i use it.
also just a tip for you guys before you get in a big game save the game so if you lose you can go back and play the match again.
>>66506780
>women gamers
What is going on?! I want to get off now please. :(
>>66506801
i am not a girl why is my name say june singleton? i am a man
i must be the worst manager in history
>>66506818
kek
>>66506831
>Adriana
You can say you're a man all you want, it doesn't make it true
>>66506780
>>66506831
>June
>Adriana
>I'M NOT A GRRRL >:(((
right
>>66506864
look dickhead my body might be female but I identify as male okay? fucking pig
>>66506883
>Two female names
Can someone post that "OP, his thread, his life" pic with the single fan in the stands?
>>66506890
why is this website hacking my name
>>66506910
tits or gtfo
btw I'm a girl
>>66505846
>croatia
>Claude Rush
>>66506835
You aren't jendrok
>>66506835
>thinks he's shit because a systembabby doesn't perform in a mens league
What the shat xD
>>66507181
Lmao!
>>66507181
Haha, that's a great pic! I really, really like it!
>>66507181
OMG diana you cant just ask people what the shat is
>>66507234
>>66507196
Ha ha! They trolled me! It turned out to be april fools lol O_o
>>66507181
Great pic Diana, thanks for posting x
More April Fools guys! haha
>>66507264
Bro, No Way! :D Haha, What A Great Feature! I Like SI For Always Implementing Such Funny Features :D
I <3 MILES x3
>>66507289
>Cummings
>>66507289
>VICElelona
lel 7th year in a row 2nd in La Liga, Real Always won
Why does this place look like facebook? Is this a ebic april fool's by chink moot? I don't really mind 2bh, looks more fresh
>>66507345
It's an aprils fool jab at moot for joining google
>>66506835
Messi?
>>66507345
that's google+ because le moot is at le google now
>>66507353
yep
failed FFP to sign him, will have a 5 point deduction next season
>>66507351
>>66507358
>mad because mootkins achieved something in life
kek he must feel like such a twat after buying this shithole
>tfw still uncucked
>>66507374
>mad
totally not mad, don't even care who runs this place and what happens as long as /tv/ shitposting and /trb/ exists
>>66506835
>2015/16 - 16 goals 8 assist
>2016/17 - 15 goals 5 assist
Wow the realism in this game is amazing
>>66507392
iktf :^)
>>66507374
>thinks hiro is mad
have you lived life?
>>66507373
>4 goals in 6 matches
>7 avg rating
>mfw
>>66507373
https://soundcloud.com/mulemusiq/5-dj-jenifaaka-gold-pandadresscode
>>66507449
What the fuck is this?
>Player that threw a shitfit demanding to leave scores an own goal in the first game against me
>>66507467
for chelmsford
Not bad
well, now to get another loss against a newly promoted team
>Krsko were a goal away from getting promoted last year
also
>misclicked pressconf question about opposition manager
>claim that "we're gonna go out and play, they're just gonna try and injure us"
>their manager claims post-match that "my comment "got to them, but hopefully other managers are more professional than me"
salty af
Hello mates.
Anybody had much success buying cunts off free transfer/bosman then selling them 6 months later for mad bank? Don't even really need the money desu
>>66507869
>gamer girls
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Marc_Bosman
>Some of his money was lost due to a bad investment in a special T-shirt line. Bosman hoped that the players who benefited from the Bosman ruling would support him by buying one of his "Who's the Boz' T-shirts. He sold only one, to the son of his lawyer. In order to pay his taxes, he was forced to sell his second house and his Porsche Carrera.
>>66507886
Verna sure sounds like a girls name to me
Bitch I'm prettier than you
Control or Attacking?
>>66507945
contain
>this shitty 4chan April Fools joke
>>66507869
just pick up shit tons of cheap youths for pennies, raise them in your system for a few years, then sell for a couple million.
>>66507928
gday mitch
>>66507964
>just pick up shit tons of cheap youths for pennies, raise them in your system for a few years, then sell for a couple million.
I'm going to start a system of signing free youth, loaning them out so I don't pay their wages, then selling them once they reach their peak. Guaranteed megabucks
should i sign him on a cheeky free transfer?
>>66508134
He's not great and he's not going to get better at that age
He'd make a lousy tutor too
I wouldn't bother unless his wage demands are incredibly low
rest in peace dear Holdampf
he died too young
>>66508178
never seen a player die harder than stendera
rolling for frank
Other team scored 4 goals in their first and only 4 shots
My team missed 20 shots overall, scored 1
Just quit, uninstalled, logged out of steam, changed password, deleted all FM files, deleted any trace of ever playing FM
See you guys never
>>66508573
see you in a few weeks
Afternoon lads
What in the fuck happened to 4chin? I guess this new look is only for today, right?
Posting a rare beautiful crest.
Has anyone ever had Roger Gomis ever become half decent on the save?
>board pays off the 5 million to clear debt
thats nice of them.
>>66508445
That may be a systematic problem
>>66508178
Reminder that serious viral infection is ball cancer
>>66508956
maybe he means Neil Patrick Harris and it means players have to go pray the gay away
>>66508956
Is there some kind of patch that amps up the injury factor by actually having random players develop serious diseases like cancer, tumors, and having to go into recovery or maybe even passing away?
>>66509030
Or maybe he means its AIDS
>>66509041
Well Macca's db certainly does
>>66509106
>forgetting pic
Should be a match ban
>>66509106
>a dead leg
lol legs can't die. that's pretty funny. this is why i come here, for the great oc
this layout hurts my eyes. i should sue.
>>66509106
"Condensed milk related indigestion"
Never change, Argentina.
>>66510518
this
the name thing is a pretty good gag, but why do they have to make the website damn near unnavigable. it fucking hurts
Family problems.
>>66507789
GOD DAMNIT GO DIE IN A FIRE SURROUNDED BY YOUR CANCER RIDDEN BABIES YOU GODDAMN COMPLACENT PISSCUNTS
>>66511198
>arsenal
>losing against a conference north side
you're welcome lad
>0 caps until i took the job
shocking
what the hell is this thing
>>66511758
looks like an uruguayan winger to me
>>66511198
Great post
>tfw you win a game 3-1 away and think your form is finally turning around
>remember it was just a cup game and they mean basically nothing
wtf is this pitch supposed to be
>>66511920
Probably a MLS pitch on a Baseball stadium.
>>66511920
>mfw people think 2d match engine is superior
>>66511920
a desperate attempt to get italian teams to use wingers
Have you gone blue for autism yet /trb/?
>tfw need ref to make possession and shots count
>>66512112
Not sure if its a joke intended to trigger autism or somebody honestly thinks its a good idea but I can't think of anything much more autism triggering online than images that look like you've accidentally highlighted them by dragging your mouse over when they are not.
>>66512112
I'm already blue from autism, desu.
>>66512112
only non-autist normies unironically use twitter
>>66512454
what if i'm a non-autist normie and use twitter ironically?
>>66512112
I'm still BLACK YELLOW RED for Brussels senpai.
>>66512454
What if I use twitter just to stalk groggie?
>>66512531
hello king how are you?
>>66512608
Err that is clearly Mamie Walker not king
What do you guys think of the idea that Premier League B teams would compete in the Johnstone Paint Trophy lads?
Regen get
Nevar 5get
>>66512932
>>66512882
Disgusting. Plus most of them would be out in the first round.
what the fug
>>66513281
well their home kits do look similar
>>66513281
thegonkfor90minutes.mp3
>>66512932
>>66512956
>the despair in the managers eyes
>>66513336
>Johnathan
What sort of animal spells Jonathan that way?
>>66513654
whatever it is, it surely doesn't smell a bad as you :^)
>>66513684
nothing smells as nice as the stench of your sisters used knickers though eh mozzy?
Guess Score
brb killing myself
>>66512882
It sounds fucking stupid and disastrous.
>>66513748
2-2
>>66513748
1-5
>>66513748
2-1
>Hip injury makes a player retire
Suppose it's accurate desu
the match engine is obviously working realistically and fine and crosses are definitely not OP
Reminder that last years FM16 announcement on April Fools day was actually true and just announced on April Fools day to throw people off.
So potentially this is the first feature announcement of FM17
>>66514228
what were the OP tictacs in older FMs?
>>66514301
de grid
>>66514301
they've changed over the years
the grid is one
pacebabbies were once OP
then there were the corner tactics
may be bad memory but IIRC 12 and 13 didn't have anything obviously broken
in 15 f9 and IF combo was OP as fuck
14 IIRC big target men were OP
>>66514437
was the grid 2011? I think I remember having fun with that one
Is it just me, or Messi never performs in the game as incredibly good as he does IRL?
>0-0 against Chelsea in a relegation battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOgToHw7ABI
>>66514687
WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS BOARD.
Please tell me it's an April fool
>>66514936
We Google now
>>66514578
Not just you, the game literally can't simulate his GOATness
>>66514936
it got bought out by google
thoughts on this manlet?
>>66515086
>>66515106
and I also forgot to link
>>66514230
Hopefully there's a beat-up feature like in those weird games I used to play on Newgrounds for when I'm frustrated after drawing 2-2 for the 8th game in a row.
Will players from other teams be more likely to join me when my own players are speaking well about me in the press?
>actually finding buyers for all of the old players i dont need anymore
wow this never happens.
>>66514230
>Reaching out to the furry market
Is there any depth Jews won't sink to?
>>66514936
Yes. This is first thing that's obnoxiously different for no reason, yet is happening on April 1st, to not be an April fools.
And Nige is voting remain.
>>66515754
I wish they'd just retire/go to the MLS.
Saying that, a lot of aging Italians seem to hit up the Romanian league a couple of seasons before packing it in.
One promotion down, six more to get to the Premier League
>>66515988
>And Nige is voting remain.
I am undecided
>>66516079
Stop pretending to be me
>>66515988
>All these people all day saying they hope the new layout remains
>>66516425
I'm not. Quit pretending to be me
>>66515988
>I wish they'd just retire/go to the MLS.
I've noticed that for a couple seasons after doing a pre-season tour of the US, I'll get more transfer/loan offers from American teams. It helped me offload an aging DM to NYCFC, even though I only played against NASL teams.
>>66516509
>>66516425
No I'm Nige
>>66516425
>>66516509
>>66516548
I'm Nige and so is my wife
>>66516565
>my Nige's wife
jesus fuck i can't wait until these names are gone. it's somehow affecting me that they're not all Anonymous or a trip.
>>66517135
The thing that's really fucking me up is that they don't stay the same in each thread
>>66517149
they don't stay the same from post to fucking post. even that doesn't satiate my autism.
I like the names because I've been a middle aged woman every time.
>>66517206
>middle aged woman every time
>Frank Beltran
right.
>>66517230
>Frank Beltran
>Beltran
>Tran
>Trans
He's obviously a late transitioning transman now, stupid.
They got me.
>I'm disappointed in your for getting sent off
>Looked motivated and inspired
>>66517521
He's just happy knowing you care.
>tfw no one's posting murrican and british regens in hopes of getting the same post name as the regens
>>66517318
I thought I left r/cringeanarchy
>>66517326
with jews you lose
>>66518067
great post
>>66518067
You can't escape r/cringeanarchy with me around, Ms Mays.
>>66518265
that's a nice UK flag you got there Marq
FM2016 any good? Wondering if I should finally make the switch or wait for the next one, I'm still on 2012.
>>66518592
It's kind of meh
>>66518801
2017 looking to be better?
I've grown so fond of my save I only want to switch to a really good version.
>>66518815
From what I know you're best of buying them biannually because the changes from one year to the next and 16 is very similar to 15. I hope for big steps in 17.
>its no longer april 1st
>we still have this terrible theme
>>66519157
Time zones, innit.
>>66519157
>>66519222
cute names desu
>>66519157
still like 8 hours of April 1st until really over. thank Hawai'i for that.
>>66519310
FUCK YOU JULTZ
another year,another shitty intake
just fuck my youth up
>>66518989
>I hope for big steps in 17
you're really naive, anon
>>66519424
Did you just? Wow, I can't even right now. We've literally seen mascots added.
the 1.SNL is currently ranked 11th in the european league rep table, and I'm pretty sure most of that is bobby C's work
thoroughly average striker with a continental goals per game record to rival the best in the world
>>66519424
maybe he just wants taller players
>>66519404
At least they are all English. Here are my "French" regens.
>firefox crashes
>have to suffer the theme
i love this guy already
>>66519828
you'll always be gloria to me
is romas in the random names?
>go on mobile
>theme isn't complete dogshit anymore
I guess I'll be using my phone until Saturday
>>66519983
>Gay
>I love this guy
lel
>>66519828
I thought it was pretty cool your name was Morse, but your attention name is Morz.
>get an interview with a club that's been underperforming
>"If we were to hire you, we would like you to keep playing the exact same way we've been playing this season. Is that something you'd be willing to do?"
No fuck off
>tfw just seeing this for the first time now
>>66521289
Well you won't have to endure it much longer, some of us have been dealing with it all day
>>66521314
Makes me feel better.
>off the pitch event
>most important CB's Determination goes from 10 to 16
>I'm freaking out, want to take screen and post it here
>game crashes
I have never hated FM as much as in this moment. legit considering using an editor right now desu
>>66521016
>tfw play possession football philosophy
>tfw none of my players have kit number preferences
why can't all of my players have (mostly exotic) numbers that they want?
it irritates the fuck out of me that my jersey numbers are so uninspired and boring (from 1 to 25), but I just dont know what else I could do with them. using a random number generator for everything seems so stupid and, well, random, but just giving them the numbers 1-25 seems so uninspired and makes my players look like nothing but machines that are supposed to serve me
>this thread is still alive
ok hand sign lmao
>>66523149
you want wingers and flair players who like #77, #99, etc.?
>play this shitty backup player as left W(a) because all 3 of my left wingers are injured
>he has scored 4 goals and drawn 2 pens in 63 mins, with maybe more to come
jesus fucking christ
I wonder what kind of monster he could have been if he was a left winger
>>66523234
exactly
>>66523149
>Have a DM
>Preference is 9
>Star striker doesn't even have a preference
Absolutely disgusting.
>>66523366
>have a playmaking CM
>his preference is 4
>striker's preference is 6
>CB's preference is 8
these are all autism inducing, which is why I wish they'd have more exotic preferences that dont trigger me
misread the table going into the match, thought a loss would put us into the EL assuming inter beat waxtap. yelled at my squad for being underforming shitters as a result
turns out they're not retarded, I am
>>66523466
>Inter
>>66523500
they're getting better now
>>66523545
Lel I was just amused at them going out on 12 points
>>66523545
tell me about inter
why they become lower-midtable team
hello are you dead or is posting possible?
>>66523577
they managed to lose 4-0 against me for reasons I still can't understand, they managed a bunch of good results in a row afterwards but it was still retarded
>>66523633
it's weird man, I don't know
it's not like they go broke and turn awful due to losing their good players, they regularly turn themselves into relegation contenders WITH a squad full of CL-level guys
Aird update
he's doing ok I guess
>>66523636
I am dead
>people claiming inter goes to shit
>in my save they just won the cl final
>over juventus
>which was juve's second lost final in a row
>>66523633
Nuh uh! Not all the time.
I think it's mostly because Juve let they're starting IX turn into OAPs though
I'm trying to simulate ahead in the future with my like 100 league custom world database and it's probably frying my hard drive, don't be me (ever)
>>66523234
I give their birth year to any flair player who I like basically
>>66523975
looking over their league history in my save and I guess it's less that they're shit and more that they're horrendously inconsistent
2-3 year spells of finishing in the top 4 punctuated by seasons where they barely escape relegation
>>66523899
wew
>>66524021
*their
Great shame.
>>66523899
still not the best canuck I've seen
>>66524396
damn. was he legit canadian, or just a spaniard who happened to have a canadian grandparent or whatever?
let's support FULL TIME PLUMBERS vol2 in their CL adventure
dead thread?
post enganches at least
>>66527495
>could improve by a slight amount in the future
FUCK
>>66527754
got this guy too but he's basically özil 2, disappears way too often
>>66527495
Rate my season finbro
>>66529681
how domestic & homegrown is your team?
>>66529792
Not in the slightest, ive been buying improvements for my team wherever I can find them since brits are overpriced and my youth system still isnt fully operational since I had to get us here from league 2.
Add to that the fact that ive had a 10k+ capacity stadium for only two season now my finances are hella tight and spent on upgrading facilities and buying unsettled wonderkids from real madrid.
Ive got 3 players in my last two youth intakes that are going to play some role in the first team when they fully develop though, and hopefully that trend continues.
>>66529893
>foreign legions
tho the recent LLM is a mitigating factor
buy cheap unsettled quality players, play them for a season or two, sell them for huge profit, buy regens and improve youth facilities
8/10
comme ci
>>66530096
How much do you usually spend on bringing in unsettled players? Currently I get ~40mill€ transfer budgets, and im trying to stretch it as far as i can.
>>66530134
I haven't bought unsettled players in a while now, only 16-19yo promising italian regens
usual buys were in 5-20mil range, then sold for 40--50mil
scouting for transfer listed players and ones with 6 months remaining on their contracts is a good tactic. and you need a shit tonne of scouts to find promising players all over too
rate his average rating
>>66530364
8.93/10
Please no.
>>66531623
You had a good run, champ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ENX3aHlqU
>mfw teams i knocked out of CL tries to plunder my first team for loot
why /sp/ still has the dank format but /lit/ doesnt
Sup all can I get some advice on my tactics & instructions I bang goals in for fun but leak them like crazy
>>66532683
imo high pressing, direct passing and counter isn't a good combo, your players will spend too much time running after the ball, use high pressing with possession tactics instead. IME in 16 you concede a lot more if your players get tired
congratulations, you've won the prize of being a cup exclusive player
>tfw squad is getting thinner and thinner and i'm nearly 2mil in debt
>>66532838
>Signing PeepeePoopoo
>"Just talent is not enough," Rakitic said. "If you take the best in every position, it will not be the best team.
>"We can speak about Gaudi -- he was a genius, he had unique ideas. But behind him there was a maths expert, with a structural plan, to support the genius idea. Or he would not have put up those buildings. They would be very pretty, but they would fall down.
>"If Messi were an architect he would be Gaudi, [Jacques] Herzog & [Pierre] De Meuron, [Norman] Foster and the minimalism of [Ludwig] Mies van der Rohe. I would be his assistant, as I am now."
>>66532290
>beat PSG 5:0 in group stage
>beat Benfica 6:1 in knockout round (double leg)
>loss to Madrid 12:0 in quarter final (double leg)
is this real life?
I feel like there are some people in the upper terraces who are getting screwed by the roof here.
>>66533029
Well, some Arsenal fans have paid 54 squid for this
>>66533097
They are probably more shocked it only cost them 54 quid.
>go to scouting reports
>sort for unhappy
>buy those fags, sell them one year later
it's like a perpetuum mobile.
>tfw only one player in your squad is old enough to tutor
Celebrating World Autism Awareness Day by playing /trb/ all day, as I do every day.
>>66533097
>Shite Hart Lane
>Miagza gets a start for Chelsea before Pato
>Crash dump after bottling 2-0 lead
:^)
>this form
winning the league next season confirmed
>>66532989
Just like Real let Makelele go because he wasn't good enough technically and barely won anything until the next generation came in. This, or because they kept being BTFO by Juninho's freekicks, I dunno. Gotta need some water carrier for the "artists".
>Inb4 "for the autists"
>>66534392
heh Real need 11 Ronaldos~~~
I was going to buy this guy, but hes injury prone..
He could immediately compete for the first team spot and would surely improve to be world class, but im about as torn as his knee ligaments will be in the future.
>>66534613
Before signing him you should ask, does Hefele gap in your team?
>>66534646
>Villel
>>66532989
well i'm kind of impressed with his knowledge of architects. pays homage to the local one but drops a few others to where i can't tell if he's actually got a working knowledge of architecture and architects, or if he's just memorized that little response.
>>66534845
He loves architecture
>>66535052
damn, i like Rakitic even more now then. was over the moon when Liverpool was supposedly in for him a year or so before he went to Barcelona. always neat to find out some footballers have proper interests outside of their careers.
>2007-08 Derby
>11 points
woof. somehow this joke of a season for Villa isn't as bad as that.
Villa will be fighting off relegation again next season. What an absolute shambles of a team.
>Qualify for Europe on the last day with an 87th minute equaliser
epic
>>66535453
my team are the absolute madmen lads
I'm the king of 1-0s
too bad Real Madrid got the draw in the very last second. Now I need a win to top the group and it's just not going to happen, if they had lost a draw would've been enough.
Hi guise
Pedro is GOAT
>>66524784
born in Toronto
damn it feels good to be back in a real team
>CD with shorter passing
>always hoof it towards the target man
I just want to strangle this fag.
>>66536132
>Target Man
There's your issue. No matter what your tictacs/instructions are, if you have a TM your players will hoof to him because he's a TM and especially if your back line has shit mentals and/or technicals. Change your TM to something else.
squad morale is plummeting after 4 losses in a row
what do
>>66536406
win
>>66536406
win
>>66536406
hold a team meeting
>>66536437
>>66536438
t-thanks
thankfully I have an europa league fixture and villa coming up
>>66536406
replace your entire squad
>>66536453
that literally never works, they always get mad at me
>>66536455
ok
>>66536406
Buy the squad happiness DLC
>>66536481
christ, he's identical
>>66536472
no I was just kidding, you need to win
rotating 3-4 players will help though, if you have nearly-good-enough kids with high morale in your reserves or youth team
>>66536504
I have a couple of U21 hopefuls in my senior squad, going to rotate them in for this next one
kek I had forgotten about this lad
>>66536472
I'd hold a team meeting. Just tell them things have not worked out lately but you have faith in them
>>66536564
OK but I just had a team meeting because they were butthurt my rotation right back wasn't getting first team football, aren't they just going to get more mad at me? I don't want to make things worse
>>66536495
You didn't see when Miles found that pic?
You couldn't make it up.
He said he was looking for receipts to claim back expenses and found that pic.
>Looking for receipts
>Find 40 year old photo
He must've REALLY wanted to claim those expenses.
>>66536586
well idk if you just had a team meeting 2bh because I barely use them.
I think it would most likely just have no effect.
>>66536652
It's k, my team is absolutely crushing these poor Belgians. Next up is Villa, should be squad morale sorted
>when your full back accidentally scores trying to put a cross in
mongadbladabadgach something fired me right before the winter break
wow fm 16 sucks
just showing you my starting CBs
>>66537047
>CBs that can't jump
are you for real
>>66537142
I knew you were gonna say that but look how good they are ffs
Also Badayco is homegrown and Stoychev won the Golden Ball in 2030
just showing my reserve CBs
So i am so sceptic about this transfer window.
Its only begining of 2nd season and Newcastle is so much different
KEK
reminder that this guy exists
>>66537202
:^)
yeah they're a really great pair
Than God the 1 April meme is behind us
Having fun on the android version of this shit
>>66537459
Another site I used turned their site upside down.
60% of posts were people complaining, 30% were people telling those complaining to chill out and it was just a joke and it'd all be back to normal soon. 5% was people asking if it was a bug/hack and the other 5% were just regular normal posts.
And the total amount of posts made was about a quarter of what they get on an average day. People really can't handle the bants.
>>66537513
Looks sorta like the old CM games.
Payet is the best free kick taker in the world.
>>66537142
who needs jumping when you can just set up the defensive line at halfline
>>66537654
>dat kick
nice
>>66537654
Then the standards have lowered.
>>66537943
he's been scoring FK goals pretty much every match for the last month or two
also the last one was pretty much a perfect FK
>>66537943
He's no Beckham but there are no other players in the world right now that I would be confident of them scoring a free kcik
>>66537996
juninho>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>beckham as FK taker
>>66538209
I'm already surprised he has 16 FK considering how inconsistent he is with his deliveries.
>>66538209
>Penaldo
>even an "okay" player in these times
>Important Matches: 1
and the player who broke the eternal MESSIMESSIMESSI is...
>>66538389
he didn't even get nominated
>tfw i got cucked by a 17 year old in contract negotiations
>>66539163
absolutely disgusting
Whats the best player you've ever had ruined by injury?
>>66539430
>after the doctor released him from the hospital before he was fully patched
>giving a 19-y-old a new contract
>5 year length
>3 years optional
>sell him at his peak with 25 for a shit ton of money
>only gave him 1m/year
lel
>>66537654
>Payet is the best free kick taker in the world.
That's not how you spell Pjanić...
>>66539872
>serie a
My nan could score free kicks there
>>66539872
even Calhanoglu is a better FK taker than Payet
>Antonio Adan
Hard to see why Real didn't keep hold of him
>>66540189
thunderous strike from Griezmann
>>66540189
>this is the guy that Mou said was better than Casillas
>>66539872
pjanic was phenomenal maybe a year ago, I don't think he can touch payet's current form though
>>66540189
>we might be seeing that goal for sometime
>>66540383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP9Oba3s7y4
stop making a fool out of yourself, senpai
> that coutinho dive
ronaldo himself could not have done better
>>66540312
that may still be true
Why is this allowed?
>>66540189
Bravo miles
>tfw away from the internet during the April Fools
Pretty lucky.
liverpoo are going to fuck up and let spuds win, aren't they
ffs
>>66541557
>wanting either side to win
I mean either Spurs win and keep the pressure on Leicester or Liverpool win and clearly nobody wants that.
Best to just hope for a draw.
>>66541557
From the look of things, a draw is the most possible route here.
FUCKING AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
every save I promise myself to not buy any Africans for this exact reason and every time I forget or ignore it and regret it
Welp time for reserve and youth team players to start important matches
>>66541597
>Liverpool win and clearly nobody wants that
i want that 2bh.
>>66541774
Never, EVER dip your hand in the negro jar
>>66541776
fuck off yank
>>66541807
>yank
lmao
>>66541829
You're a yank
>>66541776
>Ameriscousers
Off yourself
I want to sell off my 2nd keeper, he's getting old and useless. Got a transfer offer that is way above value.
But it's only the winter transfer window, and I'm not sure I can get hold of a good keeper, and my U21 keeper of choice is not that great (yet)
What do?
>>66541844
while i may be living in America right now, i'm an immigrant.
>>66541845
>implying i'm any-part-scouser
yeah nah.
>>66541887
Just try and change the transfer date until the summer
>>66541887
Sell him and just loan a backup keeper for a few months if you're so concerned about it.
>>66541910
Oh, I didn't think of that. How do I even do that though?
>>66541887
Just use your u21 keeper. You never use him anyway. Its good for getting that +1 free homegrown.
>>66541922
How?
>>66541949
There should be a transfer date or something similar to that option in the transfer screen.
QTINHO AND STUDGE BACK AT IT AGAIN
>>66541976
I think he edited all of his players to be CL-level superstars, just too see what they'd do
or maybe that was a different belgian
>>66542121
>too
kill me
anybody got fully home grown PL starting XIs? pls post, it's my fetish
>>66542121
This is correct
it's less fun than I had imagined, in fact it's boring as hell.
Notable notes: - I just set asking prices of 80m for all of them and promised I'd accept bids for them to ward off the interest, no bids have come in yet. It's too easy to keep them happy
- The minimum expectation my board set for the FA Cup is to reach the final. That's pretty unrealistic for a Conference North side, imo
- Pretty much all my players are in the England U21 team but I'm surprised they haven't been called up for the main squad yet, they are under 21 but they should be good enough for senior call ups
- The player values remain like betwen 10-30k. I'm surprised it hasn't gone up
>>66542252
I mean is it entirely dependant on wages? I thought value was a combination of performance and wages
>>66542285
it's mostly reputation, and i'm assuming you didn't edit that
no matter how well they perform in a shit league, it won't go up that high
>>66542315
fa cup has a pretty good rep though
Fuck me, look at that hair.
>>66537301
>Coloccini to Madrid
kek
>>66543277
Future talent, future styles.
>>66537301
>Balanta
>Depay
>Mammana
kys
>all those cunts yelling during the moment of silence
Halal Madrid abso disgusto
>suarez
lol
should I let my ass man handle OI?
Forgot why I don't watch much La Liga, a gust of wind would knock a player over here, christ above.
Ref isn't helping much either
>>66544534
And then he doesn't blow up when Messi gets hacked down, fuck me.
>>66544649
lmao refereeing in general is a mess.
>>66544534
>messi almost gets amputated at the knees
>diving
'no'
>>66544764
I wasn't talking about Messi, just the rest of the "fouls"
>>66544764
>literally missing the post where he points out he was wrong
>ask a player to leave his agent
>He does
what impossible feats have you achieved in the game recently?
cue CR& blasting this one over the crossbar again.
>>66544872
>non-oilrich club puts in a lowball offer for a fringe player
>negotiate it up to the point where they're paying ~25% more than his estimated value and most of it is upfront
>they actually agree the transfer
>>66544487
anyone? is it safe?
>>66545079
depends on his tk and JPA IIRC
>>66545079
maybe, maybe not. a better strategy is usually to handle it yourself, but see if he has any tips when you go into the game
either way make sure you don't set too many, as they tend to draw your players out of position
>>66545103
9 and 15
>>66545126
I mostly just do weaker foot and going in hard on manlets, it's just a chore desu
>Handed Athletic Bilbao in third qualifying round for europe
B-bye money
take a look at what the bookies are saying, mr. laoubi. it's usually a good clue
if he's "surprised" when juve claim a 1-0 win at home against some literallywhos I hope he's equally "surprised" when he finds himself without a job
Ivan assisted :3
>13 of your players have been called up to the slovenia u21s
nice. I guess it'll look bad on me this time when they lose every game like they always do
>4-5* PA canadian
>model pro
>winger
WHY
>Ronaldo has scored
>it's an important goal
>in an important game
Have I fallen into some parallel dimension?
>>66547805
>NOT using wingers
are you, dare I say, a homo?
>>66548301
some kind of trollball bullshit
>>66548301
>important game
eh
>>66548458
he's kind of shit, independent of being a winger
I'll make space for him somewhere I guess
>>66548506
>get excited for 4-5* potential
>open the player expecting something great
>It's that abomination
how did you feel?
>>66548708
kind of shitty 2bh. if he was great I'd definitely consider setting up a tactic with a winger or two to use him, but as it is I'll just retrain him to AMC.
I guess my staff got high off the pace fumes.
here's another really debatable winger that was rated highly a couple years back
retrained him as WBR and put him on a wingback training schedule, but only his physicals increased
>>66548462
>game against your big rivals not importation
>>66544872
>agents
>>66548892
>any La Liga game
>important
>>66548823
>AMC
>Vision 6
>Decisions 3
Tutor him then decide. His mentals are horrible.
messi
big matches: 1
>>66549118
not bothered with that too much. I often play with 3 AMCs in domestic games, doesn't matter if one of them is a pacebabby with no brains as long as the other two are competent
won't be tutoring him either, don't have anyone with comparable professionalism. will probably get his determination up to 10 or so with fines and warnings
Reminder that Cristiano is not gay
i've succumbed to evil
>>66549445
if you succeed - you succeed
if you fail - >lavorpell
pretty much a win-win
>>66549406
Did they win a title or something?
>>66506371
In one of my olde saves on fm15 i signed him back to spurs, played him at left back and he scored on his debut, was amazing
>>66549658
Yes, champions at the World's Gayest Team Photo competition
>>66514936
Just paste this : s.4cdn.org/css/md2016$stylesheet,domain=4chan.org in your adblock/ublock filter list
>>66549658
Ronaldo collecting his "Best goal scored by a team with 10 men on the pitch" award
>>66549712
It has literally been back to normal for more than 12 hours
Fuck off, fucking refball.
>two matches in a row a 1-0 lead is thrown away to a 80+ min set piece
yeah, totally unscripted
>Tim Dellor: "It's an interesting spin because any way you look at it Vydra has not scored for you in the Championship yet. If you look at the number of points that are won by Reading when he is on the pitch it is incredible the disparity between when he is on the pitch and off the pitch. I think quite a lot of people, including myself, are surprised you keep picking him each week."
>Brian McDermott: "Well there you go. Life is full of surprises, Tim."
>TD: "It is. Are you not concerned about his complete lack of form in front of goal? I mean his misses today were unbelievable."
>BM: "I think you're being really quite harsh on him."
>TD: "I have no doubt I'm being harsh on him but..."
>BM: "No, I actually think he is working his socks off for the team and I am asking him to work his socks off. He has had opportunities and he has not scored today but there's no way in a million years I'm going to make comments about Matej Vydra that are detrimental to him. He's a great lad, he works his socks off, I see him every day in training so... I am never going to single anybody out like that because it's just wrong in my opinion."
>TD: "For you because you are the coach..."
>BM: "No, it's just totally wrong."
>TD: "Not wrong from me though because I'm just trying..."
>BM: "No Tim, you can ask whatever question you like and I have to answer it. You are entitled to ask whatever question you like but I have got so much respect for Matej Vydra."
Tim btfo
>>66550054
The only thing scripted is how bad your set piece defending is.
>My personal best regen, back in FM12, he was unstoppable, ended up leaving Southampton to manage Barca and bought him for 40 mill, I can't find other pictures but here's one.
>>66550104
>back then I didn't know English that well, plus I kind of used genie scout a couple of times..
>not winning the CL and 6 consecutive Bundesliga titles on a budget
>tfw have 760m in the bank
>not running your team as a jewish player generating machine
lel
>>66550422
>Alex
>winning the CL
Sure you did
People with new desktops/really expensive processors: are you able to run like every league in the world at a playable speed?
I have an autistic world database with eleven regional league pyramids, but between the AI transfers and regens spawning the thing only really "works" if you load everything.
I can putter through on holiday but it's too slow for me to actually sit down and play a game on my laptop like that, 11 leagues x 5-7 divisions per league is nuts
>>66550422
Good joke
>>66550131
Disgusto
>>66550647
I seem to recall there is a point at which even FM limits you and won't let you load anymore leagues.
>biggest snowfall of the year
>happens April 2nd
>>66551211
Guess the weather also wants to do April Fools.
Free kick taking 20 for Payet when?
>>66527754
>potential to be a world-class attacking midfielder in the future
IT'S STILL ON
>>66551211
>17 degrees
>haven't seen a cloud in the sky since monday
I'll try to stop being smug, but I'm not sure I can
>>66551424
>but I'm not sure I can
If you don't stop you may lose that nice looking AMC you've got going on there.
>>66551424
The Notorious B.U.R.N.O.U.T
>>66551750
"Attribute relocation"
Vardy gonna get btfo
Foxes? More like Fixers amirite?
>Arsenal
lel
>>66552834
>>66552858
They should ask for their money back
>>66551750
I've been starting him since he was 15, hopefully all that exposure to burnout will have helped build up his burnout immunity
>>66553134
>I've been starting him since he was 15
>>66551424
Mmm those are some beautiful mentals and technicals, he's going to be amazing as long as that vision soars.
>>66548506
the first steps of a future canadian hero
>>66553479
Don Cherry would be proud if he wasn't so xenophobic.
>The Tanaka family
>>66553565
>It says he represents the Tanaka clan
You don't look like Tanaka...
>Cheyrou shown two yellows in three minutes
An FM special!
>tfw my 20 mil striker is a bust
I can't afford to lose on the big transfers as Palace
>>66554521
He's only a bust if you stop playing him. Keep playing and he might start doing something. I spunked my whole budget on a striker who did fuck all for like 10 games but then he got a MoM performance with a brace and an assist. Just gotta believe.
>>66554521
Pics of him? I like a good striker
>>66554573
Sorry no pic.
>>66554559
It's such a touchy issue because he's been mostly no shows and he can't stay healthy for stretches. My plan is to keep playing him while he's currently healthy and see if I can break even on a sale (currently valued at 26 mil)
>>66554642
>Sorry no pic.
Seems suspicious. Didn't FMRTE him as well as you thought you had?
>>66554642
Just believe
Today was a good day. FUCKING Barça got rekt.
>>66554674
FMRTE?
>>66554642
Why no pic?
>>66554731
Don't have Internet at my place. Posing from >phone
>>66554702
Nice cover. No one suspects a thing.
>>66554749
Just pretend you're a professional footballer and take a picture with your camera
>>66554749
>don't have internet
>won't just upload a picture of his screen from his phone
>won't just hotspot
Die
>>66554756
>>66554761
Pls no bully
>>66554823
Don't feel like it nigga
How does this make you feel?
>>66554938
>no Millwall
Cleaner than it should.
>>66554889
Gneiss editing kek.
>don't feel like it
Lmao why don't you just savescum until he's good.
>>66554985
Okay
>>66555159
Very FM-esque.
>>66555159
>this league believes it's on par with MLS
>>66555232
Get Millwall in the PL pls
>>66555278
I think it's better for them that they stay clear of PL
lel get fucked Jair
>>66555323
Found this while looking for Milwall. Pretty funny 2bh.
>>66555159
>Its the gk's birthday tomorrow
Doubt many of his teammates will be wishing him happy birthday
>>66555377
Amazing.
>>66555440
Indeed.
>>66555486
The ultimate yo-yo club.
>>66555486
>Port Vale didn't go down
THEY'VE BROKEN THE CURSE
>>66555757
Imagine the party at the port of Vale
>>66555913
They'll definitely be partying in the streets.
>>66555913
>Those recent results
>inb4 they go down this season instead
>>66555934
And in the boats.
>>66555978
Maybe.
>>66556057
Who will win League One if both Port Vale and Sheffield Wednesday go down?
>>66556081
If they go down, I'll active the league.
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>>66555278
>this league believes it's on par with MLS
To be fair, USL believes it's on par with NASL. NASL believes it's on par with MLS.
Up to you whether the transitive property applies to soccer leagues.
