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Super Rugby games this weekend:
>Highlanders v Farce - Fri 17:35 AEST
>Loins v Crushedchurch - Sat 4:00 AEST
>Bloos v Hags - Sat 17:35 AEST
>Bumboys v Chufs - Sat 19:45 AEST
>Kongs v Sunweebs - Sun 2:05 AEST
>bulls v Cheetos - Sun 3:15 AEST
>Tards v Reblels - Sun 16:05 AEST
LGTSS
>fucking state of the game times this week
>fucking state of the fixtures this week
Talk about rugby you fucks.
good news: fuckstel are including bein in their sports package now
https://www.foxtel.com.au/got/whats-on/foxtel-insider/foxtel/sport/football.html
>Foxtel is adding three new sport channels, beIN SPORTS 1-3. All will be available in HD.
>The new beIN SPORTS channels will bring much more rugby to Foxtel.
>Fans will get LIVE matches from the Wallabies and All Blacks Spring Tours, International Rugby Test Matches, the RBS 6 Nations 2017 and some of the best European club rugby.
>>66500076
that's breddy gud I guess but I don't know whether I'd bother paying $50 a month when literally all I would use it for would be rugby.
Maybe I would get it with no lock in for like... a month where there's going to be a lot of games on but I couldn't make a long term commitment to it.
>>66499988
>Kings v Sunweebs
Fuck why couldn't they have played in Japan so it was at least on at a decent hour. I love a good cripple fight as much as the next man, but at 2:00am?
>>66500124
an improvement on the extra $20/month for one or two SD channels though
>>66499988
Basedbies vs Chiefs is going to be a goodun you shitlord
>>66499988
You get points for Crushedchurch however you should kill yourself for the not calling the Blues the Poos.
Brumbies/Chiefs should be a good watch, I'm a little bit nervous for Waratards game though
>>66500707
>Folau at 13
Gibson OUT
those times are AEDT
>>66500777
They are AET
Can't wait to see Australia's only good team lose to the Chiefs
>>66500859
Just watch our fucking sport
>Maro Itoje: "Yet it’s when I ask if he is a feminist that he really becomes animated, saying: “Very good question. I describe myself as a liberal feminist. I definitely think we live in a system of patriarchy. Society has put unreasonable and unfair restrictions on women and has blocked many opportunities. Without a shadow of a doubt males have more opportunities to succeed. It’s partly due to sexism and partly due to attitudes towards women in this country and all over the world.”
This makes me unreasonably angry. I already had a dislike for being a meme player but this new age faggotry is unforgivable.
Is Super Rugby the "NFL" of Rugby Union?
>>66501062
Internationals are more prestigious and there are multiple club competitions in Union so it's hard to compare. In terms of the most entertaining/highest skill level it is agreed Super Rugby is the highest quality by almost everyone except a few butt hurt yuros who harp on about defense.
>>66501062
you're gonna have to define what you mean by the "NFL"
>>66501098
Is there like a Club World Cup in footie where the winners of each major club competitions worldwide compete?
Anyone gonna head up north to go see the Jaguares? Excited to see them in the flesh for the first time :)
GO JAGS!
>>66501109
League with the highest quality of club competition
>>66501062
No
But for all intents and purposes, yes.
Please watch our sport.
>>66501130
no
>>66501148
probably, but as kiwi pointed out its one of the few sports where internationals trumps club competition
>>66501148
Yes.
Now roll a die and pick a team
Chiefs
Crusaders
Brumbies
Highlanders
Hurricanes
Jaguares
If you don't pick one of those you're a meme
>>66501130
There is plans for the winners of Super Rugby to play the Winners of The Champions Cup (The Biggest international European competition). Which would only be a one off game, but essentially would be some sort of World Club bragging rights. Who knows if it will happen though there are so many games now they can't squeeze any more into the calendar
>>66501178
Well I'm from Florida and my college football team are the Hurricanes....
>tfw going to go see my team get cucked at home again
G-go blues
>>66501188
Just support you Jags because they are in your timezone so you can actually watch the games
"Support" Lellington and you'll never watch a game
BRUMBIES (15-1): Aidan Toua, Joe Tomane, Tevita Kuridrani, Matt Toomua, Robbie Coleman, Christian Lealiifano (co-captain), Tomás Cubelli, Ita Vaea, David Pocock, Scott Fardy, Sam Carter, Rory Arnold, Ben Alexander, Stephen Moore (co-captain), Scott Sio
Reserves: Josh Mann-Rea, Allan Alaalatoa, Leslie Leulua’iali’i-Makin, Tom Staniforth, Jordan Smiler, Joe Powell, James Dargaville, Nigel Ah Wong
CHIEFS (15-1): Damian McKenzie, Toni Pulu, Anton Lienert-Brown, Charlie Ngatai, James Lowe, Aaron Cruden (co-captain), Brad Weber, Michael Leitch, Sam Cane (co-captain), Tom Sanders, Taleni Seu, Michael Allardice, Siate Tokolahi, Hika Elliot, Mitchell Graham
Reserves: Rhys Marshall, Atu Moli, Siegfried Fisi’ihoi, James Tucker, Maama Vaipulu, Kayne Hammington, Seta Tamanivalu, Shaun Stevenson
>>66501190
>Tana fucking with the midfield again
Now we have our halves sorted since god knows when lets start fucking with another section of the backline. I wish he would just leave Moala/Ranger in the midfield and give up "tinkering".
>>66501188
That's good enough. They have three of the most meme players in the world although one has had a season-ending injury.
Although >>66501204 is right about timezones, Jags are the Argie team and should be good for you
>>66501190
See you there!
I'll be wearing the black Jags jersey
KEK
Why are you nerds still clinging to this meme of a "spoort"
>>66501248
>>66501204
Cheers, thanks.
>>66501272
Fuck off back to your containment thread you degenerate piece of shit bogan
>tfw I would probably be an /nrl/ "fan" if I was born into a poor family
>>66501213
you're in your own 22 and this guy smacks it through the uprights - wat do?
>>66501305
>this guy smacks it through the uprights
does he really?
>>66501305
That smile is him enjoying the smell of his own fart
>>66501341
>>66501305
can't wait for HUGEcock to check his privilege t b h
Highlanders 60 - Force 12
>>66501137
Why would I want to head up to Little South Africa?
>>66499988
>mfw the poos beat the hags and the destitute Argentinian loses his shit again
>>66501474
if Argentina cant beat the Poos then they should just an hero
>>66499988
Highlanders should walk this. All their injured players are recovered except Banks (back next week), Naholo (3 weeks) and Buckman (season ;_;).
Bench has been a bit weak so they've faded in the last 20.
>>66501522
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>>66501062
Well it's the only rugby comp with a conference system I guess. And also the only one that is mainly franchise based.
So yes.
>>66501305
Wait for him to kick away possession with meme chip kicks like he did all last season.
>>66501553
freshcunt
>>66501557
>sexy
>>66501213
>Co-captain
no.
>>66501013
kekkits sucking his cock, unbearable.
reddit dot com slash r slash rugbyunion slash comments slash 4csa3u slash
suh
>>66502308
Actually, it's just one MRA getting btfo by people who are like "seems like a nice lad" because the MRA went full frothing at the mouth "feminism is a cancer to society".
>this hair will be unleashed on NZ in the summer
Sensitive New Age Guy XV
1.
2. Stephen Moore
3.
4. Maro Itoje
5.
6.
7. David Pocock
8.
9.
10. Mark Ella
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
Who else makes the team lads?
>>66502446
why did MRA faggots have to corrupt the term red pill
Show me one person who isn't mentally ill that doesn't support "Wimminz rights" within reason. Having to define yourself as a liberal feminist is just self serving buzz word bull shit. You might as well be jerking off in front of a mirror.
>it's an Ausfailian OP
>>66502808
>it's a there were no /rug/ generals for a week because all the kiwi's hands were broken from beating their missuses
>>66502822
>Rug
>Missus
Error 404
>>66502822
missii
>>66502822
we don't actually need generals; they're for fuckwits. next time, make a super rug thread and do it properly or I'll fly to Woolongong and fucking bash you.
>>66502870
>he thinks /rug/ is subject to the degeneracy on the rest of 4chan
>he's not a based muscular handsome elite second rower working as a solicitor or doctor
I feel bad for you.
>>66502891
>Wollongong
If I was in Wollongong I'd bash myself.
>>66501295
you're addressing a muscular Best Australian and I would appreciate it if you showed the proper respect that someone of my status deserves
>>66502914
haha nice.
seriously though, I'll bash you.
Gaylanders or Farce lads?
>>66503041
how is that even a question
>>66503055
just encouraging dialogue, no need to get upset you fucking fairy.
>>66503041
'landers by 30
>>66503055
Never noticed how sad the Reds koala logo looked till it was #16 on the table above Kings and Sunwolves
>>66503055
based Blues not bottom 5 yeeaah
>>66503123
the state of super rug
>>66502931
>you're addressing a muscular Best Australian
my condolences, gatebitch
>>66503213
why are you namefagging you fucking homo
>>66503223
because I'm sure that all the other Brits here would prefer that I distinguished myself
>>66503235
what brits you fucking dopey cunt
Expecting a cricket score tonight lads.
Sorry I couldn't make the OP lads, I was getting married.
>>66503254
how many of those guys do you reckon had a turn
>>66503254
>black power
>the whitest group of kiwis anyone has ever seen
>>66503254
you just KNOW.
>>66503262
we'll all have a turn getting married one day mate.
>>66503238
freshcunt
>>66503262
probably wager most of hamilton has had a turn
>>66502308
rugby sunkekkit had taken a noticeable dip in quality. It's got too big and is no longer underground so all the regular kekkitors are flocking to it
>>66503291
go back to /cric/ you sack of shit.
hehehehehe might have another lads
>>66503307
you're going to have to make me buddy
>>66503308
I think I'll have a drink if you're having one. what you drinking? woodies? mavericks? diesels?
>>66503322
cody's mate
cody's
>>66503323
sry, I'm not really a bogun RTD guy, just trying to fit in.
>>66503334
you gay or something mate?
>>66503371
Probably doesn't even suck dick, what a faggot.
>>66503371
yes.
meet up?
>>66503385
>i don't get it
>>66503308
>>66503322
>>66503323
>>66503334
>>66503371
>>66503380
>>66503382
>samefagging this hard
>>66503394
no (you)
>>66503394
how many (You)'s lads
got 3
>>66503405
3 here. pretty sweet.
>>66503399
>>66503405
>>66503412
>>66503418
working furiously on that photoshop I take it lad?
>>66503425
might have another hhhhhh
i, for one, do love cocks
>>66500773
wot
>It's a Tanaka on the bench episode
Why even live?
>>66503438
>its a marty banks on the bench episode
cheeky 80 minute droppy is on lads
>nz /rug/
>>66503438
This is his first game since returning from injury so he probably couldn't start even if Smith needed a rest
>>66502772
>mentally ill
>within reason
you're as good at thought experiments as the force are at playing rugby union football
>>66503425
why not take a break?
KEK
>Osborne
HAHAHA BIN SMUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhylanders
Back 3 status: Exposed
kek
KEK
> box kicking
> in opponents half
> at home
fucke em up force
>smelly scarfies BTFO
>the zoo BTFO
>Otago rugby EXPOSED
that legs fucked
>>66503455
I wasn't implying someone mentally ill could think within reason. What I was saying is anyone who isn't mentally ill most likely supports women's rights to a reasonable extent through common sense.
The Force have a very good ruck and a decent lineout, and they love kicking the ball.
If based Matt Hodgson's mutinied and taken over the coaching, and they can get up a decent performance all game, it could be interesting.
>no sopoaga, buckman or naholo
our backline on suicide watch
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Vintage Whylanders
>>66503496
>good ruck
Hodgson, before last week, had the most turnovers and Cowan had the most turnovers of any front rower
>poo peeland rugby
B T F O
T
F
O
Wow! Good show from the force so far!
rip the women of otago
>>66503513
Jeff on raging alcoholic watch
>>66503513
Jeff, do me a favour and glass yourself.
>>66503513
>tfw sevens finally gives you a reason to not completely hate the olympics
>>66503519
You won't make it past pool stage m8.
>>66503519
Why do you hate the olympics? its 3 weeks of sport m8
>>66503522
>liam gill probably going to play
nah well be fine
>>66503528
3 weeks of meme sport that can't stand on its own
>>66503522
They aren't doing bad in the sevens recently. Usually they struggle to make it out of the quarters a few times a year but now they do it consistently
>>66503528
not him but im completly indifferent to the olympics
90% of those "athletes" dope. Literally one whole country (Russia) might be banned
thats going to be the case in any "sport" which is almost purely relies on athleticism and has a very low skill component
and that applies to most olympic sports
>>66503530
>liam gill
>>66503532
weightlifting
track cycling
shooting
volleyball
hockey
that's all pretty solid
Winter Olympics > Summer Druglympics.
why are there so many empty seats
>Drop the ball 5m out and barely recover it
>'Classic Highlanders rugby'
>>66503540
>we live in a world where Australia's first 4 choices at open side flanker are unironically better than New Zealand's first choice
>>66503538
every sport dopes though, and if they all dope does it ruin it? not that i take the olympics seriously, but it is three weeks of sport
>>66503542
>unironically preferring the go fast down slope olympics
ice hockey's the only good thing
>>66503542
Agreed.
>>66503541
im not a fan
>>66503553
>ice hockey
>a good thing
jesus all these fucking meme opinions.
Can you cunts cut it the fuck out and just watch the game?
>20 minutes into a landers game
>no fekitoa slag spamming
Disappointed, /rug/.
>>66503547
the difference is, in skill based sports like soccer and cricket the advantages that doping give you are so minute that its basically just not worth doing
>and if they all dope does it ruin it
yes it does.
"sports" like cycling have nothing to do with who are the best athletes. It's all about who has the best doctors
Winter X games > Winter Olympics
If you're going to watch ski down hill fast might as well see a few broken legs
>this highlanders back 3 getting exposed as fuck
also
>show slags in crowd
>they could both eat an apple through a chain link fence
>>66503558
>watching the game
nice meme
Highlanders really missing Sopoaga's playmaking by the looks of it.
Why didn't that white Australian stop the Fijian man?
>>66503559
Not together any more, so it kinda takes the fun out of it.
>>66503543
nevermind I worked it out, they're all at home watching the steel
>>66503569
That's racist m8 can't do that
>>66503564
>>this highlanders back 3 getting exposed as fuck
just shows how bad the Lelbels back 3 is
They should stop having their 10 drop back to take kicks.
Parker and McFaddes look shit under the highball.
lads
>>66503518
Don't mind if I do, friend :)
>>66503584
Are you at Shadows?
>>66503581
LEFT
E
F
T
>>66503581
freshcunt here, which one is the /rug/oddess
>>66503581
With my 15m lotto win tomorrow i'm going to buy the blonde a nice set of tits.
LANDERS
GJ FARCE
BTFO
T
F
O
>it's a force get a big early lead but lose by 30 points episode
>>66503589
KEK he is
Jeff exposed
Congratulations! Whylander has evolved into Highlander
>implying the poorce would stay ahead of the highlanders
Who let the newcunts into /rug/?
>>66503589
Maybe
>>66503558
i posted my mad insights already and got nothing >>66503496
execute name fags
just injure our team up family
Might go down to shadows and beat up Jeff, aka daniel
>>66503546
What is Australia's best backrow now?
I'd go:
6. Scott Fardy
7. Sean McMahon
8. David Pocock
Liam Gill on the bench.
Fardy is le big hard working man. McMahon is the best ball carrying loosie in Australia and Pocock is the pilfering merchant. Gill is the best all-round loose forward in Australia and is the best to have on the bench.
I have nothing against Hooper, think he is a good player but McMahon is basically just a better version of him. Also too small to put on the bench. But Cheik will start him anyway because muh Tards
>Dan Linert-Brown
>He lay inert and is Brown
who /ghostdwarves/ here?
that was a really dumb quick throw and kick.
the force were all out of position
>10 hours between friday games
what fucktard designed this
>>66503614
pick me up
>>66503614
Who's Daniel?
>>66503615
Fardy
Pocock
Holloway
Hooper/McMahon on the bench.
Early days for Holloway I know, but fuck he looks talented. Covers lock too.
>>66503614
>>66503625
+2 swing past Parnell?
>>66503630
you rekon Holloway is better than McCalman?
He is definitely faster
>>66503615
sounds about right.
need McCalman in there somewhere, the Force needs at least one player in the Wallabies even if its a token and/or meme
>>66503615
Fardy
Pocock
McCalman/Holloway
McMahon on the bench
Starting 2 sevens is a massive meme
>>66503631
>parnell
ah nah it's, kind of, out of the way, and we, uh, don't have much gas...
>>66503629
Based daniel dropping red herrings
>>66503631
>>66503625
Wheres the parties at lads?
unconmemested scrum
>>66503617
Duendes here. Don't fit in to my jersey any more though I don't think. It was always tight and I'm a lot swoler now.
>>66503642
its our meme though
>Super Rugby has literally become league
I missed it, why are scrums uncontested?
>>66503646
the party's in your mouth and Daniel and Jeff are coming
Don't mind if you lads come join, the more the merrier :)
>>66503660
no tight head
>>66503636
So far this season yes, but it's only round 6.
>>66503660
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>66503660
both highlanders loosies are off
>>66503639
They'll get a few more than one. Coleman should be given a go. One of their hookers too if tpn/latu keep injuring themselves.
>>66503639
>the Force needs at least one player in the Wallabies even if its a token and/or meme
Jono Lance then
Lelifano can start @ 12 in the Giteau role, Poomua on the bench, Lance in the squad
>>66503581
more images of left needed
>>66503660
too many tightheads
>>66503663
How many are there with you?
>>66503669
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>66503645
>>66503646
>>66503663
I can't drive, had half a bottle of wine, but can chip in for gas money.
>>66503660
The Highlanders are trying to develop an alibi now for the arseraping the Reds scrum will give them next week.
>>66503672
>One of their hookers too if tpn/latu keep injuring themselves.
Right now it is
1. Moore
2. TPN
3. Ready
Ready is possibly already ahead of TPN
>>66503660
both highlander tightheads are off injured. as is their blindside flanker.
>>66503679
Not sure, depends if you count the jugs hahaha
>>66503681
>calling petrol gas
When did you buy the ticket to aotearoa Davis?
>>66503691
>Not calling Petroleum Distillate "Gas"
>>66503687
Shit list, no chibba. Too early to tell on Ready, only had 1 good game at SR level, but looks promising
>>66503672
dont want latu near the squad, and im a tahs fan. le immature undisciplined player
Bumwolves are in for a hard time in the RSA lads.
>>66503681
>half a bottle of wine
>already past 8
Kek catch up pussy.
>>66503703
Neither, but cheiks will pick him because he is le big islander tahs player. Skelton/Palu/Lousi should also be nowhere near the team
>>66503703
He's from the TPN school of can't throw for shit too.
Lads I'm at shads, want me to expose Daniel?
I will for a couple (you)s
>>66503707
Not against the Kings lad
>>66503728
gogogogogogogogo
>>66503728
daniels already been exposed mate
>>66503728
>Daniel
>going out
It's not him m8
>>66503728
Maybe if by expose you mean reenact the once were warriors scene where jake attacks uncle bully at the pub with a broken beer glass
>>66503740
unironically only saved 1 lad
>>66503716
Surely Palu won't get anywhere near the Wallabies this season.
The only reason he's playing for the Waratahs this year is that he was dismissed from his Japanese club because he couldn't pass the health examination. Concussion was too much of an issue.
Jesus christ that Audi ad is cancer. Who the fuck is it appealing to? Middle aged people trying to reclaim their youth?
>>66503716
Lousi's a Kiwi I think
>>66503751
Had more but I deleted them fuck.
>>66503681
>wine
Now we're definitely not picking you up.
>>66503757
That's literally who buys Audi m8.
Lads Daniel isn't here. He ran away lmao
>>66503728
Leave him be.
But say hi from me.
>>66503676
>>66503740
>>66503751
>>66503771
is this some dumb /cric/ meme?
>>66503776
Jokes on you I'm actually a gril.
>>66503767
Yeah played for the Warriors until last year.
Wouldn't be eligible for another season or two, not that you'd want him when you've got Simmons/Jones/Arnold/Coleman
>>66503793
everything new zealand /rug/ related these days is a dumb /cric/ meme
If someone had a /rug/ getogether at their pad, say for the final, who'd go?
>>66503793
Stop with the brunette is the best meme. The Blonde is so much better it's not even funny.
>>66503806
not my meme lad not my meme.
this is my waifu anyway. the only other man she can have is HUGEcock
>>66503781
I've got an Merc as a daily and a BMW as a weekend car, at no point has an Audi ever appealed to me.
>>66503802
Sorry I'm not gay
Anyone else here want to bash a cunt with a manbun?
>>66503802
depends how many islanders would be present
>>66503797
ugh
>mungo
>big islander
please no Mr Cheikapoleon
>>66503816
Sorry mate I wasn't saying it was, just telling the other sperglords that the blondie is way better. Pic related.
>>66503822
Got a boyfriend atm?
At half time the Force were down by 4 against the Hurricanes and down by 2 against the Chiefs.
I hope they don't concede a billion points in the final 30 minutes like the last 2 weeks.
>>66503826
when will mullets become the new manbun?
>>66503826
look so much like women your instincts kick in?
>>66503828
Poopeelians aren't invited.
>>66503802
Yeah but only if everybody brings at least one girl. I dont have time for sausage sizzles
>>66503828
Already had mullet-nouveau early 2000s
>Parker
reee
this is why you're 3rd choice lad
>still for 30 seconds
>no use it call
'ok'
>>66503837
The Highlanders might find it hard to counter attack a team that is a conservative as the Force
plus got a sneaking suspicion Matt Hodgson is coaching the team
>>66503834
i prefer my cock's opinion
>>66503848
Can it be my 9/10 asian missus or does it need to be a butterface NZ whore?
>>66503836
Na I don't, is your friend single?
>>66503862
Plus theyll have learnt from the Masirewa quick throw that led to a landers try
husbendo down lads
Bin Smuth, what a softcock.
>>66503867
Bring both of them. I said at least one.
Also bringing statschink doesn't count and he's definitely not a 9.
>getting btfo by your own fat smelly coconut prop
>4/7 backline gone
are the whylanders finished?
>the current state of the landers
JUST
>living in dunnybin
JUST
Why is Charles on the bench? Dropped or injured?
BASED SMITH
FLOODGATES
great try
GOATRON SMITH
execute australian rugby
Good ol' Dick pic Smith
>it's a force concede 30 points in the second half episode
Am i watching soccer? Semen slurping OUT
Best Smith
>>66503956
>implying soccer rugby isnt GOAT
If cunts don't stop dabbing I'm gonna stab someone.
Is Hayden Parker related to Joseph Parker?
I could knock both of them out t฿h
KEK
>farce
>>66503950
;_;
when does superior muscular nrl start
>>66503966
Is Hayden Parker related to Hayden Paddon?
Just watched the new Top Gear trailer - looks pretty fuggen good! Gonna be great to have two competing car shows.
>>66503987
Never heard of her
>>66503987
Tradie wog sport gtfo.
>blatant wheeling the scrum
kek nice 'reffing'
>>66503993
Can't wait for more over produced fake races to whogivesafuck
>>66503987
GTFO
>15 (fifteen) handling errors
>>66503993
Im thinking of starting my own car show but just with cars that pooni students drive. Im looking for hosts so email me if you're interested
>>66503993
I dunno lad. It's going to depend on the new personalities.
Top Gear was entirely carried by the good/amusing chemistry between the 3 hosts.
>>66504021
that's a record low from the force
just got an email back from Gookgear™ lads
im in
>killing your own teammates
Jesus, all these fucking injuries
>>66504024
...You're too young to remember the Undie500 aren't you.
>>66504027
I hate Chris Evans, but Joey, Sabine and Monkey should be pretty good. The black guy doesn't even appear in the trailer for some reason.
Is that faggot Fekitoa wearing a Guido headband?
JUST
>>66504055
*smooch*
heem sleepy
we've got a cripple fight lads
>>66504047
I dont live in a cave lad. I'm sending an application to watchme right now for funding. Just need to finish the proposal
is that the guy that just debuted like 30 seconds ago?
>all these head clashes
Ban this "sport" tbqh.
We should focus on t20 cricket from now on
>>66504082
Excellent lad, keep me in mind to host. I've done radio so I have a wicked awesome voice.
dunner slags lads
>these beefy Otago girls
/nrl/ is having a fight about whether stoners are fags or not
Forces second half game plan - Smash your head into anything solid
based tanaka
It's probably a good thing after all that there's no game in Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane tonight. This game looks like running overtime...
>>66504103
Dumb fucking nip.
You have 10 seconds to explain why test rugby doesnt last 5 days
>>66504118
polys can't last that long
Having 3 of your players injured is definitely an advantage
>poi e
This is my jam
>white bois dancing
execution needed
>>66504131
They'll all be getting some pussy tonight mate.
And you?
>>66504124
comms are bit retarded tonight eh?
>ben smith goes off injured
>emery will be a fine replacement! (emery is a centre)
>>66504118
FSP's cant last longer than 20 overs
Sin bin.
>>66504139
the 10 year old I was commenting on will be getting pussy tonight?
REFBALL
on ya reffy
>>66504172
Yes. He's a kiwi.
might glass the ref after the game lads
>>66504140
>assuming there is no cross position training for situations exactly like this
Not the ideal replacement but not a shit one
Force for the droppie I reckon.
how many handling errors lad
>>66504201
We will double it before the end. It's a touch rainy in that glass house
>that 'scrum'
kek
>>66504179
Well NZ does have a comparatively high record of sexual abuse so he could be a victim any day now you're right.
Cheeky force Intercept incoming
Another head clash when?
>>66504252
ill go bash the wifey after the game mate hold your horses
Lads I just got to Shads, where are you sitting Jeff?
>>66504284
I'm sitting behind you.
OZZY
chehhhh hooooooo!
>>66504304
Don't make it weird, I'm actually posting from the urinal.
>>66504315
I'm shitting.
Farce never really created much. They scored a couple of meme tries at the start to cover up the fact they can't play 80minutes anymore
>commentators in charge of knowing the rules
Emery on All Black watch
>this ref
what a shocker
really gonna glass him
>>66504330
Is it sad that's probably true?
>>66504324
Jeff on pooicide watch
How many of you are shitposting in here
>>69546446
>>66504349
good one
>>66504349
I'm going to be going for a booze pool once the highlanders score again
Shouldn't have taken the quick tap. They forgot you can have a lineout from a penalty after 80 minutes this season.
Sharks on a bye this week lads?
LOL
FUCKING LOL
kek
KEK
K-E-K
KEK
EKE
KEK
Kek lads.
That whole 5 minutes was kek.
Rugby is so much better without stoppages.
>>66504345
More like GOATicide you utter fag.
time to glass the ref lads
>tfw I'll never be a big, stronk Australian
feels bad man
>>66504391
Jeff on poorious apooplexy watch
pretty shit to go all the way back for that marginal knock on
>>66504398
Don't worry lad I'm sure building a huge fucking wall will make you strong
>that entire sequence
>>66504408
the quality of your shitposting is improving t b h
>>66504398
El mehicANO
>>66504418
Don't encourage him.
>>66504423
Bring me another coke, waiter.
>>66504408
Jeff is literally pulling uni slags as we speak while you jerk off in your coatesville hovel.
>>66504436
poopspouter on jefficide watch
>>66504431
what you talking about, you are the ones smuggling coke into the USA for your BIG MACHOTES
Where'd all these foreigners come from?
>>66504429
I'm not a /rug/ regular lad but I know how much he annoys you all so I thought I'd just come along and give him a bit of an ego boost.
:^)
Can someone confirm for me that goatspastic is actually South African?
>>66504452
>goatspastic
>not NEETistic Bitchspouter
learn your memes son
>>66504436
Shitspouter BTFO yet again.
>>66504452
No, fuck off, he's not one of ours, he's your own mess
>>66504431
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico_national_rugby_union_team
>Mexico 18 - 22 Cayman Islands
> Brazil 76 - 5 Mexico
>World Cup Appearances 0
The footy threads are somewhere else mate, you don't belong here
>>66504460
Sorry I'm new to the 4channels.
>>66504449
We are watching your sport, lad.
>>66504446
>tfw no BIG MACHOTE
feels bad man
>>66504436
I'm going to meet with some high profile lawyers and accountants for drinks and chat to celebrate the end of the financial year.
Nice to see you're thinking about me though
>>66504468
>losing to the jewman islands
kek lad
Pls post stream
>>66504472
No you're not.
>>66504468
>Cayman Islands
kek
I literally have no idea where or what that is. I assume its a tax haven
Riley Reid is overrated to be honest families
Kings to get smashed by the fucking Sunwolves of all teams.
>>66504468
I actually know some rugby players of the current NT, literally nobody watches this sport but I think it's cool.
>>66504478
no, go to bed man, stop being neet, sort your life out
>>66504478
game just finished, nothing till tomorrow
>wanting to watch Farce games
top wew lad
Also if >you don't beat the Poos, you should probably Sudoku
Lions Saders should be a good game. Lions being the only SA team thats not a meme
What's this soudane thing from 4chanx? First time noticing it
>>66504492
no
>>66504496
i probably will, not only for that match but it will play a small part
Just found out Sean Fitzpatrick uses emoticons on twitter. I died a little inside.
>>66504487
You're OK Mexico, you can stay. Argie just thinks he's a special little snowflake and wants to be the only spic here.
>>66504482
it's full of crocodiles and tax evaders
>Game lasted for 123 minutes
too many stoppages.
stop getting knocked out you soft cunts.
>>66504482
Yea it is, I've been there a few times. I had an HSBC Cayman Is account until they closed in 2014.
>>66504472
>constantly lying on the internet
At least RC's bullshit was occasionally interesting.
>>66504480
I met some people through an nzica event who work at kpmg and deloitte. I'm thinking about interning at a big 4 this summer. Said they need a handsome and intelligent lawyer to do some work.
>>66504515
It's hard when your teammates keeping headbutting you.
>>66504529
how did you go from being a doughnut technician to a lawyer in the space of a few months?
>lying on the internet to impress literal teenagers
>>66504529
>poopspouter will probably hang himself when his narrative falls apart
JUST
>>66504542
Um technically I can DRIVE a car would you call THAT a TEENAGER? GROW UP
>>66504519
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Rugby_World_Cup_%E2%80%93_Americas_qualification
GO GO CAYMANES
>>66504550
be nice, /rug/ is LITERALLY the only thing keeping him alice
>>66504529
Big step up from the Donut shop! Just kill yourself already faggot.
>>66504542
Manager and lead pastry chef was my summer job.
Im in law school now. How hard is that to understand.
>>66504559
Why would you intern at an accounting firm if you're studying law? Jesus you're not even trying at this point.
>>66504559
>hard to understand
you spelt believe wrong
>>66504565
Because I went to a commerce event and talked to people in finance.
Do you not realise the amount of law involved in tax and financial accounting.
>>66504553
I would call that a "what the fuck are you on about cunt" tßh
Why don't you guys just filter this idiot?
he's clearly not an impressive enough person in society, so he feels the need to try to "impress" absolute strangers on an anonymous imageboard. All you're doing by replying to him is fueling his fantasies of actually being meaningful in any aspect of life.
Just filter and move on, nothing of value is being added by him
>>66504598
Because we only have a few South African posters. We can't start filtering them.
>>66504598
This tbqh.
I can't post here without you guys going full on fanboy on me. I mean im here for the same reasons as everyone else
>>66504583
If you are indeed studying law, why the FUCK would an accounting firm take you in as a summer clerk for their legal team?
I summered at a big 5 law firm and my girlfriend did the same and ended up working for a big 4 accountancy firm. Your story simply doesn't compute.
and so i have beseeched upon thee
an incredible cacophony
my gut writhe and my anus doth clench
never shall thee escape my stench
Ahhhh that's better.
Either you faggots have forgotten or are too new to remember so let me remind you of the /rug/ rule book.
1. Never reply to tripfags/name fags
2. Never reply to trolls from other sports generals
>>66504619
it's easier with 4chanx
Only got it to filter strayans when im not in the mood to laugh
>>66504612
Wow you sound like a real cock.
>>66504628
Nice, what filter do you use when you don't want to remember that the Falkirks belongs to the English?
>>66504629
Na I'm actually pretty chill bruh :-(
>>66504612
Lad i had a brief convo with some people from accounting firms and was considering putting an application in. I like to keep an open mind and it may be a good experience. Just weighing up options.
Not sure why you're so pooper poorturbed about my minor considerations.
Thanks for your thoughts on why I shouldn't though.
>>66504619
Hello newcunt
>>66504644
SAVAGERY
>>66504644
Falkirk's in Scotland la.
>>66504644
>falkirk
who cares, they are scottish and have been since william wallace
and their footy team has a cool crest, tho is shit even for the scottish league
>>66504624
KEK nice rule "book" youve got there
>>66504662
>>66504667
Sorry lads, you know what I mean tho, I've literally just gotten up from sleeping at the my workstation
im froced to filter my black brethren
>>66504583
>Do you not realise the amount of law involved in tax and financial accounting.
And that would only be relevant if you were actually studying tax law
But ofcourse you hadn't thought to weive that into your narrative yet
>>66504687
>filtering the 1 or 2 saffas that post here every half year
>>66504685
Just have a coffee before the sledging starts m8, that's all we ask.
>>66504685
>tfw im now filtering the word falkirk
lel
>>66504693
Tax law at Auckland Uni is actually a 4th year elective, but we won't let that get in the way of his bizarre fantasy.
Further to that, Taxation Studies is a Masters course for your LLM.
>>66504701
you're right lad
>>66504703
I apologise Argentinabro, I will wait til my shitposting game is back up there before I engage in some bants
does anyone know what this chink shit is? appearing on a few of my posts
>>66503297
Agree with you, neck. I've stopped going on there considerably. Was actually decent for news.
>>66502446
saying you want to smash the patriarchy and being a liberal feminist warrants a gassing, though.
>>66504745
based original AMS
>>66504055
>*record scratch*
>yeah guy with the number 4 on his back.. that's me and you're probably wondering how I got here
>poortastic shitspouter on aborted narrative watch
>>66504755
you're good
>>66504770
you're not
>>66504739
its me lad, thats how I transport aids through the Internet.
Sorry, was meant for that tripfag
Anyone else in britomart tonight?
>>66504770
I know, but not because of that.
You literally told me you used to browse /r/rugbyunion. You also told me how le sad :( you were over doxxing daniel.
>>66504739
It means "that's right"
and the last time I saw it was when the paki /cric/ weeb posted it as a comment.
>>66504794
Going to the Falkirks tonight lads
>>66504803
I literally just sent you something on plebbit because you reminded me I told you. I figured it was either because of the copy-pasta or you were krazy.
What are you doing on /rug/?
>>66504794
manning the graveyard shift are we lad?
>>66504803
>google /r/rugbyunion
>get this
>https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/4ctbhu/proposed_superrugby_format_including_the_celtic/
Rugby players you could take in a fight.
https://twitter.com/prorugbysd/status/715681949952532480
You have to wear either this San Diego jersey or one of the pink flowery Stade Francais jerseys. Choose your poison.
teach me how to namefag
>>66504826
I've been on /rug/ aslong as I've been on spee. I'm the Brumbies fan.
I'm only a "pseudotrip" on /cric/ because statsloser autistically notices the patterns in my posting style and feels the need to point out every post I make.
>>66504850
Stade Francais
>that nigga music
lel
>>66504855
whats your gimmick
>>66504849
smugkenzie is only 5'9
>>66504875
he'd fuck you up billy
>>66504873
whats available
>>66504875
>billy
cuck or tomgirl name
which one are you
>>66504833
I'll put u in a grave if you ever come out of your basement
>>66504892
its a relatively common name here, my Mestizo friend
>>66504883
Fun Police persona is available lad
>>66504870
I always wonder why guys with good hairlines choose to shave their head. Dude literally looks better bald.
>>66504892
who the fuck names there daughter billy
>>66504883
talking and creating a narrative of your fullfilling life as a succesfull lawyer in falkirk
>>66504909
tomboy : boyish girl
tomgirl : girlish boy
>>66504919
what if someone from falkirk calls me out
>>66504934
doesn't matters, just insult him, call him a lliar back and talk about you working in a local donut store during the summer
Daily reminder that the Falkirks are English
I think Jeff is asian
LAS FALKIRK SON ARGENTINAS
>>66504955
apparently so is statschink
>>66504951
Have we stumbled across a new maymay this evening lads?
>>66504970
it won't last we're not that dedicated
kototanga to Falkirk waiwera tuanuku Foreshore and Seabed proposal ka whakawhiti ka tawahi
>>66504985
tl pls
Hola, im pancho
>>66504847
This is so unbelievably retarded, so I expect SANZAAR to approve of this expansion after 2020
>>66504993
the foreshore and seabed of the falkirk belong to the mighty Waiwera tribe
>>66504998
What's your gimmick Pancho?
Man fuck this thread already.
>>66505012
>>66505012
>>66505012
>>66505016
He's the only white person in Argentina
>>66505006
THIS is an active thread on /r/rugbyunion right now
https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/4cpqva/welsh_domestic_rugby_where_do_the_wru_go_next_is/
>This article was inspired by the recent comments by Andrew Hore about the Welsh regions joining Super Rugby.
kek
KEK
K__E__K
>>66505016
he wears a poncho
>>66505016
Im an activist for our claim over the Falkirks
>>66505027
>tfw when in celebrations i do
it was part of the uniform for the cavbarly divisions that formed part of the northern army, im a direct descendant of a high ranking officer that died in battle so im forced to
Is smugkicking the next big thing lads?
>>66505063
I'd wear a poncho too tßh.
>>66505073
it's black and dark red
pretty cool actually
Peace time
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GMabymuv638/UFPsxhYPyPI/AAAAAAAAAnE/IVaz0sgy97E/s1600/16632140.jpg
The one they used for battle
http://www.portaldesalta.gov.ar/fot2010/infernal1.jpg
High ranking officers used variations of the next one, tho less complex since the one in the pic was a general
http://www.portaldesalta.gov.ar/fot2009/expoguemes/gu-28-g.jpg
