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Super /rug/ Weekend - Round Six


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>Friday 1 April
Highlanders 32 - 20 Force

>Saturday 2 April
Lions v Crusaders, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg, 6:00

Blues v Jaguares, QBE Stadium, Albany, 19:35

Brumbies v Chiefs, GIO Stadium, Canberra, 21:40

>Sunday 3 April
Kings v Sunwolves, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth, 3:05

Bulls v Cheetahs, Loftus Versfeld, Pretoria, 5:10

Waratahs v Rebels, Allianz Stadium, Sydney, 18:05

Byes: Hurricanes, Reds, Sharks, Stormers
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First for a Poos win.
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billy on notoriety watch
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http://linebreakrugby.com/2016/03/the-confusing-future-of-welsh-domestic-rugby/

Reminder that the Welsh are joining Super Ugly and there is NOTHING you can do to stop it
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/poog/ on pooicide watch
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8nd for Falkirk is not a meme
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poopspouter on Jefficide watch
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>>66505036

>Andrew Hore.

Stopped reading after that tbqh.
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LAS FALKIRKS SON ARGENTINAS
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>>66505048

You can't spam your own meme you cheeky fooken prawn.
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Billy is already gaining favour with me. He's already made a better impression on me than Jeff has. Might promote him soon.
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>>66505059
It's not the Andrew Hore you're thinking of. This guy is the incoming CEO of the Waratahs after working at the Ospreys not the rugby player.
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>>66505025
>>66505036

Why dont England/France and the rest just have one league, like the Super League, but with a conference system. They can still have individual promotion/relegation.

Wales joining Super Rugby is just so fucking retarded, although I guess the flight from Wales to SA is similar to Nippon to Australia
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14th for ghostdwarves
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>>66505083
>>Wales joining Super Rugby is just so fucking retarded

No more retarded than Argentina<->New Zealand, Argentina<->Japan etc
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>>66505067
>hvw (hierdie voel wanneer) 'n swart man van
Argentiniƫ dink hy die Falkirks eie
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>>66505114
Meme language
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>>66505106
Current format is unworkable and will be a transition couple years

Hoping for another Japan team and another Argie team. 4 groups of 5. Then leave it the fuck alone for ten years and let it grow organically ffs
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>>66505114
>not speaking in afrikaans while recording tongue clicks on vocaroo

poo demonstration
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>>66505083
I have been reading the yuro press and they never really answer this question.

They seem to believe if they change the dates of the six nations it will somehow stop people from coming all of a sudden. Same sort of thing with the clubs, there is no real clear reason given. Other than "The big money clubs would have something to say about that" and the same worries about changing the dates will somehow ruin crowds.
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>>66505127
>another nip team
for what? For the nips to fill it with foreigners to the brim too?
If saffa land doesn't have enough for 6 teams not straya for 5 then as hell that nipland doesn't have for two
they don't have depth for one actually
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>>66505127
>Hoping for another Japan team and another Argie team. 4 groups of 5. Then leave it the fuck alone for ten years and let it grow organically ffs

The presence of the Kings pisses me off to no end.

Of the original SANZAR nations, South Africa is, by far, the least deserving of a 6th team. Hell, I doubt even New Zealand has the depth to field a decent 6th team.

The Kings were created for political reasons (muh quotas) and someone AUS/NZ let them do it.
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>>66505128
there are no clicks in Afrikaans, that's the African languages you're thinking of. Afrikaans is all about keeping a healthy amount of saliva in the back of your throat and simulate the sound you make when you draw it from the back of your throat to spit it out, whenever you see the letter "g"
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>>66505149
>someone

somehow
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>>66505156

Afrikaans is an African language lad
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>>66505145
Youre gonna have to sacrifice quality to get a workable model going. Be one of those situations where a team based in a half decent town has to field ANYONE just to make up the numbers

I dont think theyd be that much worse than the Sunwolves. The derbies would be a laff
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>>66505156

Lekker bru.
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>>66505082

So you're saying there's more than one retard with the name Andrew Hore?
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>>66505149
>muh black lives matter

You're not the only one that is baffled by their inclusion, if they end the campaign with a solitary point it will be a lot. that Kings team doesn't even dominate the domestic cups, and I'm not talking about the Currie Cup, am talking about the division below that.

The worst fucking part is that I am so sure that the commentators here have been told to praise the Kings, irrespective of the result. Not once has it been mentioned that in every game they've played they've been given a hiding, only praise for their attacking abilities. Its beyond a joke now, its becoming lamentable
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>>66505201
>Its beyond a joke now, its becoming lamentable

I really really hope they get 0(zero) points.

But they're playing the Sunweebs who got fucking met by the Lelbels so who knows
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>>66505201
>The worst fucking part is that I am so sure that the commentators here have been told to praise the Kings

Something about the South African broadcasters always ticks me off.

I watched the last couple of Brumbies games in SA and they always seem to do shady things. There was one example at an important moment in the Brumbies vs Cheetos game where the referee wanted to check for a dangerous tackle by a Cheetoh on a Brumbies player. At that exact moment the big screen "broke" and the broadcaster wouldn't put the footage up so the ref just moved on and ignored it.
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>>66505059
What, he's a top lad.
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Admitting the Kings and fucking Japan almost killed super rugby for me. If they introduce some pom shitters, I'm done lads.
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>>66505201
>Curry Cup

>>>/cric/
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>>66505249

how did you even know that?

Seems like YOU are the cricket nerd lad
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>>66505249
>>66505258
/rug/ is a bully-free zone, pls play nice
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>>66505232
I think the SA refs heavily favour the Bulls and Sharks over teams like the Cheetahs. I'm sure there's a whole lot of corruption going on in SA rugby. Have you seen the new Bok coaching staff? an absolute joke

There loss, just means they get dicked abroad and in internationals.
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>>66505258
The Currie Cup is a domestic rugby comp. It was a joke you fucking dullard.
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>>66505258

You just got outed as being a complete normie fuckwit, how does it feel?
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>>66505279
>There loss, just means they get dicked abroad and in internationals.

They (the government etc) don't care lad

They got knocked out of the Cricket World Cup semi-final because the Minister for Sport called up the team management the night before the game and ordered them to drop a white player for a coloured player.

That meant they had to drop Kyle Abbott who was their form bowler and play Vernon Philander who was nowehere near fit. That was THE singular reason they lost.
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>>66505279
It's not the refs so much, it is the TMO which is almost blatantly biased in some SA games.
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>>66505307
The TMOs have been fucked this year. Its a disgrace.
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>>66505305
>They (the government etc) don't care lad

Pretty much this, the department of sport itself has announced that we should get used to losing while we are """""""""""""""""transitioning"""""""""""""""""""", there was major outcry after that loss to NZ in the semi's because Philander should never have even made it onto the plane, let alone be selected for the match
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>>66505340
>there was major outcry after that loss to NZ in the semi's

im guessing that outcry fell on deaf ears
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>>66505305
>>66505307
I'm worried for the Boks. Their front 5 will be world class as usual but dont rate their backline, or even their backrow, at all

9. Paige
10. Pollard
11. Fuck knows
12. De Allende
13. Kriel
14. Fuck knows
15. Le Roux/Kolbe

I mean its not world class and their not gonna develop more talent playing Bulls/Sharks rugby with biased refs
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>>66505340
>this unprecedented level of damage control
Even Japan beat you.
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>>66505360

The reason they aren't developing backs has nothing to do with refs or quotas

It's because all their teams just play shit-tier NH style hoofball

Literally only the Bulls even attempt to run the ball
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What went wrong??
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>>66505361

Who is New Zealand's main Rugby rivalry going to be against if the Boks go to poo?

Samoa?
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>>66505388

You stupid mother fucker this is the second thread.
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>>66505352
Yup, nothing has changed, as you can see from our performance in the memecup
>>66505361
Tbh, had it resulted in us being able to finish 2nd in our group and postpone meeting NZ until the final, irrespective of the result, it would have been perceived as alright here. I, myself, thought they were trying to do that purposefully but then went back to playing normal rugby because the group became too tight
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>>66505388

Imagine how good >we would be if those two shit-tier sports didn't exist

;_;
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>>66505399
>damage control
lol
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>>66505360
They should give the Lions players a go.

Mapoe, Combrinck, De Klerk all look like they could be good if given the chance.
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>>66505400
>had it resulted in us being able to finish 2nd in our group and postpone meeting NZ until the final

You would have just lost to >us in the quarters lad
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>>66505382
> Bulls
Its not 2009 anon

Habana and JP pietersen have been carrying the offensive backline for some years now. With on form Le Roux sparking something when he had all his chips for breakfast

>>66505408
This is what I would do. Theres been a lot of buzz around the Lions team and I rate Whiteley but theyre not THAT good tbhwy
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>>66505405
i cant imagine many afl skills transfer to rugby
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>>66505136
70 odd thousand turned out for Ireland v Romania, and there was a sell out at Georgia v Romania game
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>>66505415
Not with based Joubert on our side lad ;^)
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>>66505432

not as pros but if those states had all those kids playing Rugby as kids then we'd have a massive fucking talent pool

The NRL and AFL each have $1billion TV contracts

If Australia only played one football code, >our league would have far more money than France

There's really very little money in Rugby. Shane Watson earns double playing 6 weeks of mickey mouse in India than Dan Carter does in a year.

Even #ForeverFaster has probably earnt more in his career than Bitchie McCheat
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>>66505477
NRL has a $1.8 billion TV deal, and AFL has a $2.5 billion TV deal.

Imagine if that all went into rugby...

>>66505432
They would make elite wingers.
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>>66505477

I think you're over thinking this tbqh mate.

NZ has approaching 5 million people, and we are the GOAT at rugby (not being arrogant) and regularly smash the shit out of the frogs and pomgolian whom have millions more players than we do.

Simply throwing numbers at the game isn't going to get you top tier.
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>>66505508
it would be our no.1 winter sport though
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>>66505405
if AFL had rucks and lineouts it'd be a lot better
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>>66505537
wouldn't make up for the fact that points are so frequent they lose all excitement until the last few minutes
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>>66505508

I dont know about France but certainly in England Rugby is more like it is here, a private school niche only played by part of the country.

NZ obviously are the GOATs but I also thinking you're underestimating Australia. The only sport that >our entire country plays, cricket, >we are the eternal GOATs at and cricket has a much more competitive international scene than Rugby.

At the moment Rugby is the (by a distance) 2nd most popular code of Rugby in 2 states. We're saying what if Rugby was the no1 football code in 6 states.
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>>66505508
I think realistically they would be better than us if they even focused one state entirely on rugby. But they won't so it doesn't matter
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>>66505508
That's not how you use whom, son.
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>>66505559
>points are so frequent they lose all excitement until the last few minutes

this is why i dont like AFL

>>66505568

Unless that state was Cucktoria, in which case >you would still smash us
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>>66505508
but England and France are just shitter at sports. It probably has something to do with culture and their shitty climates. France has loads of great soccer players but their NT plays are as bipolar as the rugby team

But Australia (and NZ too) seem to just be really good at sport, punch well above their weight. We've won a fair few winter olympic medals, and the socceroos won the Asian Cup etc etc

so if there was no afl and mungo, i'd be confident in saying we'd clearly be as good as the ABs (or our cricket team)
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>>66505559
yeah thats true. they really love scoring 6 points but then again theyre cucktorians and the littlest shit gets their heart racing
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>>66505574

Whom the fuck are you?
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>>66505564
French lad at work said in the south-west its the main sport, and there's no class divide
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>>66505591
if the whites from here could secede from the rest of the country and pick teams based on merit, not skin colour, we would fuck your shit up
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>le funny names
kill yourself poomoot
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is there anything that unites Australia more than >our repulsion of Melbourne?
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>>66505606
I am a man to whom you should listen.
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Well this is a new low.
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>>66505646
our repulsion of lebos
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wtf is this weeb doing to the layout
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>>66505667
oh wow I thought you guys were just being your usual unfunny selves
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>>66505646
Your jealousy of NZ?
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>>66505633

before apartheid ended why didnt you all just go into one corner of the country, i dunno durban or something, kick all the kaffirs out, build a giant fucking wall and declare yourselves an independent country and leave them to it?

im guessing its because SA has alot of resources and shit and >you didnt want to give that up but it probably would have been worth it
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STOP CHANGING MY INTERNET YOU ANIMAL
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The rugby league team at my uni is made up of autists and manlets. Constantly on the defensive about they're 'sport'. It's quite funny really, they obviously couldn't crack the union team and sperged out.

The union team have a borderline alcoholic drinking culture but are actually pretty cool guys on the whole.
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time for bed lads
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Fuck this shit 4reddit bullsit.

Kill yourself if you're a trip faggot.
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>>66505680
>>66505701


ugh

hopefully someone writes a 4chan X script so I can change it back
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facebook theme would have been better. im assuming this is google plus but i don't really know what that looks like
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I've a feeling these are all names of feminists and SJWs
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>66505715

HAHAHA I've been well meemed.
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this shit best be removed by the cumbies queefs game

going to go watch some goat black mirror
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what the actual fuck is this theme?
>1st april
thank god
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>>66505711
Do you know anything about the league cross over Charnley joining Sale? I read he scored something like 148 tries in 151 games
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>>66505696
It was proposed lad, it was proposed

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkstaat
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anyone noticed the date?
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namefags BTFO
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fake AMS on suicide watch
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>>66505729
WHO I AM
also kill nip
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What the actual fuck
>>66505769
>>66505769
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no one get rekt too hard today please or this theme will ruin a great screencap
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https://twitter.com/sunwolves/status/715857710768459776


I don't even as far as I can tell where that will be
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>>66505941
what?
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Not going to bed until I get a rugby name.
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Willis Halaholo any good?
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big muscular polynesian name please
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>>66506074
+(You)This post

He looks decent, hasn't had enough game time to really be able to say though
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>>66506086
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Can we go to /f1/ please desu senpai eat a dick faggot?

HAMROSVET
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>>66506108
Cardiff Blues have signed him for next season that's all.
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fuck cambodian moot
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Rolling for the name of Fekitoa's father who left him. Leading to a life time of angry outbursts, eventually being unleashed physically on a poor innocent white girl.
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>>66506150
should have given us names based on national stereotypes
so you'd get DeJamaal LeShawnsen
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Rolling for ironic name.
Also
>kiwi genetics
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these names aren't funny enough
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Better names

Harry Balls
Lou Skunt
Jack Mehoff
Hugh Janis
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>namecunts
You're all scum
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i wonder what my name will be :^)^:^)^P^)^:P^)^PPPpPPp
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Looks like Hiro got trolled so badly by me that he caught the brain damage and fucked up the names.

Elitespouter here btw
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>>66506553
Name says Marla Bowman m8
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>>66506589
Yeah its my new gimmick

Elitespouter here btw
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>>66506609
No I'm Elitespouter dickhead.

My god do I love sucking huge throbbing veiny foreign penis. As long as it's not white it's alright is what I say lol :). Catch you later guys
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>>66506589
blackest name ITT
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Want a good rugby name desu
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>>66507491
close faam
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I have brought salvation
Make a personalized filter in your adblock and fill it with this
*/css/md2016.*
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>>66507592
inb4 some argie plants a bomb on my computer
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>>66507605
if i wanted to do that i wouldn't need your help for it and you wouldn't be posting in the first place
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>>66507592

Thankyou my white friend, this is great
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>>66505212
nah the sunwolves are bad, but even they will comfortably beat the kings.
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>>>/tv/67715645

>Scottish rugby legend Nikki Walker
This is fun lads
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How is April Fools for you?
http://www.portaldorugby.com.br/noticias/selecao-brasileira/brasil-lanca-candidatura-oficial-para-receber-a-copa-do-mundo-de-rugby-em-2023
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>>66505432
I'll give you a hint you thick fuck.

It's got to do with kicking a ball 60m accurately.
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>>66505388
literal autism
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>>66508753
>want to host world cup
>country won't even qualify for the tournament
breh
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>>66509412
>not knowing april fools
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bump for loins
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Poooooooooooosaders

Should be a good game. Only Brumbies v Chiefs looks to be a better match up this week
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Loins by 4
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>>66511455
Looking forward to Poos v Jags 2bh. Should be fun
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>>66511498
Blues playing in Albany their cursed stadium where they have an embarrassing record. Jags will win it
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> whitley vs read

should be a laff if read can be asked to play
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DOLOLO giving away free tries again
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> lions
> ''future springboks''
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inb4 token black guy takes Combrincks springbok jersey
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>>66511698
> implying that wasnt all mapoe
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>>66511720
Could have easily choked that try timed his pass to mapoe perfect. Mapoe is very good too, I would like to see him and De Allende in the midfield
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Crockett racks up his career 10001 scrum penalty
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Saders pack doing the job
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Literal refball
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Where can I find a stream?
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>>66512700
http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/lions-vs-crusaders-live-streaming
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What happened with Bath this season?
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based crotty
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>>66505088
Where has this recent interest in Duendes come from?
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>>66516020
Just memeing about it last weekend.
Nothing special.
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>>66505232
South African rugby commentators seem like they are both speaking english and watching rugby for the first time in their lives.

>mfw they pronounce Lachie Turner "Latch-y"
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>>66505232
>tfw no SR matches with comments in zulu
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>>66511457
Is Sheila Little related to Walter Little?
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>>66515132
Is Jenny McKenzie related to Damian McKenzie?
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>>66515063
Saracens are just a lot better.
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>>66505784
>english poster
>gets randomly assigned the name "patel"

kek.
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Where are polynesian names in /rug/ threads?
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>>66505127
4/5 NZ teams have a Super Rugby title, 3/5 Australian teams have a Super Rugby title, 1/6 SA teams have a Super Rugby title.
Argentina and Japan haven't even had a victory.
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>>66516056
Fuck off m8 Aussies can't say debut properly

DAY-BOO
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>>66516444
>Dat Bulls team

Man Morne was on form back then some of the best FH performances in Super Rugby history
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>>66516444
Trips of Truth.

Is Hugh Clark related to Eroni Clarke?
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>>66516444
OnƧas won Chitas away in 1st week
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>>66505395
Nah mate, Ausfailia.
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>>66516044
I actually played there lad. Have the jersey sitting in my drawers 8 feet away.
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>>66511558
The away team is consistently the better team whenever a rugby game is played at North Harbour stadium.
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>>66516502
South Africa were invincible for the 2 - 3 years following their 2007 World Cup victory.
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>>66516918
That's pretty rad actually. Post jersey.
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Will the Falkirk become argentinean tonight?
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>>66517187
Yeah you can have it.
You'll never take Albany though.
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>>66517163
Sorry, just checked and it isn't there. Must have left it at my parent's house because it was always a snug fit and I have more comfortable jerseys that I wear when I'm bumming around home.

Here's a photo of the Imhoffs.
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Are namefags like Spastic Shitspouter literally on pooicide watch lads?

>based gookmoot
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>>66517207
>Albany
The city in NY state? Or am i lost?
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>>66517215
>lying to impress others on the internet
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>>66517235
You're lost, just like your team.
They're playing in Albany, Auckland, NZ tonight.
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>>66517278
Eventualy LAS NUEVA ZELANDAS and LAS AUSTRALIAS will SERAN ARGENTINAS tho
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>>66517215
Did you get fucked by them Heather?

Are you a colossal slut?
Were you the clubhouse official slut?
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>>66517325
>Ben Carr
More like Wayne Carr
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Blues have a token Englishman playing 12 for them instead of a Moala/Ranger midfield for some reason. He better not be shit, apparently he couldn't even get a Premiership contract after injuries and was going back to playing the division below premiership rugby in England.
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>>66516056
saffa commentators sound like they're watching a round of golf for all the excitement they generate
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>>66517513
Francis is South African. He is also a first five, an average one at that.
Ranger/Moala doesn't work. It's too much of the same thing and the ball stops in the centres. Moala/Ioane should be tested with a back 3 of Li, Ranger, Visinia/Nanai.
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>>66515198
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Any good rugby name gets yet lads?
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>>66517650
Jorge Meyer, sounds like a Saffa
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>>66517650
>>>/int/57242308
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good chance munster aren't gonna make top 6
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Pounding the liquor and watching Trailer Park Boys.
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theme theme go away
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>>66519797

>he doesn't check the thread before posting
fucking strayans, fuck off
Also spoonfed
>>66507592
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>>66519797
Lrn24chan
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>>66519826
I saw it but I don't know how with ublock origin
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>>66519878
just go to personalized filters and make a new one or install adblock
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>>66517325
I played with Juan and Pedro (the one on the right).

Juan played 10 and fullback, Pedro played inside centre. Pedro is now the captain of the Duendes premier team and he's playing half back. The older brother of De La Fuente was in our team as well. He had a staunch dick.
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>>66519903
>he had
how do u know?
why had, did he lose it?
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>>66519944
Because you have a shower after training or the game.
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>>66519992
Duendes is a relatively well off club, my shitty 2 cents club had fucking individual showers, so it kinda weirds me out that Duendes doesn't.
Also you aren't supposed to lood at everyone groins, are you an homo?
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>>66517519
Excitement is racist & patronising against blacks, who have to spend all their days oppressed
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>>66520021
Mate when someone in the team has a big dick it's not a secret.

Individual showers after a game is fucking gay as fuck. You're all little closet gay boys who are afraid that if you see a dick you won't be able to resist sucking it.
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Why are all sites going full retard. Shitposting isn't a prank
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Standings so far:
Highlanders - 22 (6)
Stormers - 18 (5)
Brumbies - 17 (5)
Sharks - 16 (5)
Chiefs - 19 (5)
Crusaders - 18 (5)
Hurricanes - 15 (5)
Lions - 14 (5)
Rebels - 13 (5)
Waratahs - 10 (4)
Bulls - 10 (4)
Jaguares - 7 (4)
Blues - 7 (4)
Cheetahs - 6 (5)
Force - 5 (6)
Reds - 4 (5)
Sunwolves - 2 (4)
Kings - 0 (4)
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>>66520304
Highlanders are only up so high because they're played 3 of the Australian teams (and the Reds next week)
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>>66520145
>strayans are this obssesed with dick
it was never an issue, i never even thought about this till now, but it's obvious you guys put a lot of thought into this
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>>66520577
we're all secretly jealous of your big African dicks
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that seems like the absolute worst time they could have put the jags game on
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>>66521529
we know
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>>66521535
they are pissed because they have to play at an uncomfortable time when they come here so they wanted to take revenge making it umcomfotable to us
They forgot that we live easily 2 or 3 hours later than you guys and that staying up until 2 AM is commong during week and up to 8 or 9 AM in weekends like now is also common if you are a normie that goes out
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>>66521535

why?
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>>66521598
>staying up until 2 AM is commong during week and up to 8 or 9 AM in weekends

WTF

Do any of you even have jobs or is Argentina like Spain jr?
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>>66521643
Sleep 4 or 5 hours, work 8hs, take siesta after work
Repeat eternally
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>>66521669
>Sleep 4 or 5 hours

No wonder your country is inefficient, corrupt and poor as fuck
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>>66521624
argie time
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>>66521549
>sherrie berry
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>>66521684
The body gets used and works normally, the hit only comes if it's 10 pm and the siesta never happened, in which case you fall asleep at 10 and wake up fresh.
Our problem is that everyone pulls towards themselves instead of trying to improve as a whole.
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>>66521702

Still seething about the RWC final starting @ 3am AET because the poms just HAD to play it at 4pm their time

Hope the Poorthern Hemeroidesphere never gets a RWC ever again
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>>66521737
who are you answering to fellow same continent brother?

>>66521755
this
they should give us one already
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>>66521755
Either way it's always inconvenient to watch rugby that's outside of NZ/Aus.
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>>66521826

But if they started it a normal hour like 7pm or 8pm it would atleast have been at a watchable hour here

Fucking pricks. I bet they LITERALLY thought that >they would make the final

kek

KEK
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>>66521826
>it's inconvenient to watch rugby outside your own time frame
i can complain x2
Yuro time is different but yours it's fucking 12 hours
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>>66521867
Just check how many little helps here and there NH got during the WC, they referees were given orders to try and make it a NH final. Just imagine how hard they would have lost if it weren't for the refereeing
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>>66520396
>>66520396
They're going to lose to the reds though.
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>>66520577
>strayans

I was talking about my experience playing at Duendes. I played second row, if I'm comfortable grabbing a handfull of a FSP's shorts and shoving my shoulder up their arsehole how the fuck can I seriously be squeamish about having my dick seen by the other lads in the team.
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>>66521643
Even argentinian highschool goes from like 7:00am to 1:00pm - it depends on how many subjects you have on a given day though, some days I would finish at like 11:00.
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>>66521956
>reds
>winning this year
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>>66522082
>highlanders are the quintessential "play like shit against shit opposition team"
>have a weak scrum
>playing away from home outside of their hermetically sealed, temperature controlled bubble

reds by 4 desu.
>
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>>66522185

>this one poolusional Speds supporter

You're going to be furious as fuck when Simmons and Holmes are the ONLY Speds "players" in the Wobbs
>>
Did Crushedchurch win?
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>bookies have the Kongs as favourites to beat the Sunweebs

are the bookies clueless?
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>>66522292
yes looks exciting
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>>66522356

>South African Rugby
>exciting

lel
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>>66521873
>>66521867
Exactly, the time zone should be catered to the host nation.
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>Legendary commentator Ray Warren will make a surprise switch to rugby union commentary, with the voice of Nine’s NRL coverage to call Wallabies and Super Rugby matches in 2017.

Kek
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>>66522228
I literally won't care. I don't think either of them deserves to be in the wobs.

Are you upset that I just know more about rugby than you do? Because I'm fucking crushing the tipping comp.

LGTSS

>Lydia Curtis on BTFO watch
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>>66522431
>Because I'm fucking crushing the tipping comp.

I'm not even in it but what are your picks for this week?

I'll come back and laugh at you at the end of the weekend if you're wrong
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>>66522405
>believing april fool's day posts
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>>66522405
did you see the date that was written
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>>66522472

ugh, they really need to remove those the day after
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>>66522460
I'm not giving out my upcoming tips because the plebs will change, but I picked Highlanders by 9 and Crusaders by 4 so I got the win point and margin point for both tips, as well as a bonus point for being the closest tipper to the highlanders score.

Everyone thought the highlanders were going to win by 18+ except for me and the kiwi lad who, surprise surprise, is in second place.

Everyone but me and him are fucking retarded.
>>
>Wallabies stars Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell are on track to play before a club rugby world record crowd when France’s Top 14 final is contested at Barcelona’s Camp Nou.
>The final is usually held in the Stade de France in Paris but has been switched to Barcelona FC’s 98,000-capacity venue this year as the French national stadium is being used for the European soccer championships.

Europeans can sell out the Camp Nou for their shit-tier club comp and yet cant play the sport to save their lives. Top kek.

Reminder that the Tards literally couldn't sellout the Super Ugly final, not even close.
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>>66522431
You are only winning the tipping comp because of bonus points. I have the best global score even despite the site glitching and not awarding me 2 GSPs.

You will not even finish close to me kid
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>>66522562
will be interesting to see how many spaniards attend
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>>66522576
>you are only winning the tipping comp because you are able to consistently pick the result and scoreline of games

get rekt georgey boy.
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>>66522653
You get lucky bonus points m8

I have 3 more correct tips and 2 more margins than you. My global total is 4 higher than yours and should be 6 higher. You arent even close to my level
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>>66522693
Who's winning doe?
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>>66522431
>I don't think either of them deserves to be in the wobs.

So you'd just play both Basedbies locks?

Don't think there is a better tighthead than Holmes in Australia either
>>
Anyone here going to the game tonight?

Let's go Jags!
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>>66522725
Me because I have the highest rank out of anyone in the pool. You've schedule babbied your way to the top but it won't last
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>>66522737
The reds scrum has looked top notch without Slips.

Simmons is the last player to every set piece and I can only assume that he's either carrying an injury or his conditioning is just shithouse - when Kane Douglas recovers from his injury I would seriously consider dropping Simmons rather than Neville, and Neville drops ball all the time.

The only players who I think should really be in the conversation for the wobs are Holmes, Ready, Fa'agase, Gill and Kerevi.
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>>66522769
>highest rank

is that a way of saying you have less points than me?

Come at me scrublord I'm fucking ripped.
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>>66522528
where is this tipping comp? I missed when it was organised, but with my superior tipping abilities I'll prove that (you) are wrong

>Garrett Johnson on suicide watch
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>>66522881
I have more you pleb.
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>>66522844
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>>66523017
That's not what the scoreboard says famalam.
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>>66523086
KEK. This will change very shortly when the Blues win tonight and your hopes of a GSP are ended.
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>>66523151
>he hasn't locked in his picks and seen that I picked the bloos by 2

mate, does your memery know no bounds?
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>>66522971
Anonymous Fri 26 Feb 2016 14:14:08 No.65802154 ViewReport
Super Rugby tipping comp. Remember to join.
Season starts in a couple of hours

http://www.superbru.com/superrugby/pool.php?p=11524861

Pool name: Super /rug/by 2016
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>>66522584
they tied with germany and got rekt both, away and home against Romania and Georgia
Lost away to Russia
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>>66523203
wait this one has a code

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Anonymous Fri 26 Feb 2016 14:14:05 No.65802153 Report
Quoted By: >>65802184 >>65803161 >>65803849
>>65801660

Tipping info below lads.

http://www.superbru.com/superrugby/pool.php?p=11524861

Pool name: Super /rug/by 2016

Pool code: sumsbans
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>>66523214

"Spanish" Rugby team is probably just British expats
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>>66523188
Nice bluff mate. Very clever. Dumb Australian
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>>66523238
Haha, we've got the same tip you fucking spanner.
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>>66523267

You are LITERALLY flipping from one tip to the next in a desperate attempt to confuse me but my superior New Zealand brain will not fall for such dastardly tricks. I know what you are trying to do and I can easily counter it.

Little do you know what my intentions are, even now, your slimy Australian brain is trying so hard to figure out the grand design of my complex scheme. If you do figure it out, it will be too late.
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>>66523237
nah, it's some french expats with maybe a grand grand grandfather of spaniard origin, some argies on the same boat and only a couple brit expats
They had a relatively decent youth program that was working thanks to hanging onto the tails of our own but a resurgence of nationalism and pride during the previous WC qualy made them kick out their actually competent french coach, don't call up the nationalizated players and cut ties with us just for end up smashed by russia which in turn tied at home and lost away with U r a gay hence U r a gay went to the WC
Now they recalled the foreign players but no competent foreign coach is taking the job and we went onto helping chili and the hues so they couldn't reestablish the bond either
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>>66523203
>>66523224
cheers lad. I used the first link but it seems to be all good
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>>66523224
ok, treat me nicely, have only played ole's footy first division online league and the Urba top 14 which is our rug 1st div or an equivalent at least
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Blues: 15 Lolagi Visinia, 14 Rieko Ioane, 13 Rene Ranger, 12 Piers Francis, 11 Tevita Li, 10 Ihaia West, 9 Bryn Hall, 8 Steven Luatua, 7 Blake Gibson, 6 Joe Edwards, 5 Josh Bekhuis, 4 Patrick Tuipulotu, 3 Charlie Faumuina, 2 James Parsons (c), 1 Nic Mayhew
Replacements: 16 Quentin MacDonald, 17 Sam Prattley, 18 Ofa Tu'ungafasi, 19 Hoani Matenga, 20 Akira Ioane, 21 Billy Guyton, 22 Matt McGahan, 23 George Moala

Jaguares: 15 Ramiro Moyano, 14 Emiliano Boffelli, 13 Matías Moroni, 12 Jerónimo de la Fuente, 11 Manuel Montero, 10 Santiago GonzÔlez Iglesias, 9 Martín Landajo (c), 8 Leonardo Senatore, 7 Rodrigo Baez, 6 TomÔs Lezana, 5 TomÔs Lavanini, 4 Guido Petti, 3 Ramiro Herrera, 2 JuliÔn Montoya, 1 Roberto Tejerizo
Replacements: 16 Facundo Bosch, 17 Santiago Garcƭa Botta, 18 Enrique Pieretto, 19 Juan Cruz Guillemaƭn, 20 Pablo Matera, 21 Gonzalo Bertramou, 22 Nicolas SƔnchez, 23 Joaquin Paz

Date: Saturday, April 3
Venue: QBE Stadium, North Harbour
Kick-off: 19:35 local (06:35 GMT)
Referee: Mike Fraser
Assistant Referees: Ben O'Keeffe, Angus Mabey
TMO: Ben Skeen
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>>66524046
>no Cordero
>Baez over Matera
Its ogre
Wake me up from this nightmare
HELP


At least Sanchez is being punished for his permanent mistakes the last game
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>>66524095

its the fucking Poos m8, they couldn't even beat the Speds. >You'll be fine
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>>66524095
are you the depressed one
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>>66524371
nyet
he had other problems more important and apparently offed himself
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>>66524400
>apparently offed himself
according to whom
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>>66524439
he stopped posting
he was the most active
now im alone
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>>66524439

well he did say he was never going to watch rugby again (fucking kek)

and based on what this guy >>66524472 said, i guess he has stuck by it so far
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>>66524579
>yfw he comes back during the game
that's a possibility too kek
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>>66524614
>>66524579
>his fw Jags win today
>his fw Jags win every single game from now on and he will never watch that
what would his feel be?
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>>66524614

i think he was here yesterday >>66504503
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>>66524650
dont worry lad, atleast one Argie is going to win the comp :^)

cant wait for the game tonight and for ManletKenzie to get snapped in half
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>>66524741
does he even play or is he an eternal sub?
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>>66524777
he's started every game lad
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>>66524666
Good find devil
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>>66524777

Started every game, but he needs to cut out his Latin indiscipline, and quickly

He was brought in as Nic White's replacement, who got poached by France
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>>66524791
then we have starter for the RC


>>66524816
>Latin indiscipline
give it up
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>>66524857

he got yellow carded for petulance, just kicking the ball away when he absolutely did not need to

otherwise good half-back
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>>66524927
that's weird
our indiscipline isn't so much in the way of being a cunt and more on the way of doing something stupid at the worst moments
>>
Pooz or Fags lads?
>>
Latest on the Brumbies fiasco:

>Canberra Rugby Presidents have decided to sack the board which tried to sack the CEO. That is going to happen on April 13
>Judge is going to deliver a verdict in the next couple of days on whether the CEO can continue in his role
>The Australian Federal Police are investigating the sale of the old Brumbies HQ

dont suppose anyone wants to JUST the Brumbies logo up?
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>>66525347
Poos by 5
>tfw I wanted to go to the game, but none of mates would go with me
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>>66525347
Ugly 3pts tie
>>
Sam Burgess is the only 'rugby' name i've seen
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>>66525370
>not Steve Walsh
Fuck this name thing has been a really gay disappointment
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>>66525370
time to relocate them to Townsville so their players will be closer to home
>>
>>66525442

>oh look, its the SEEEEEEEEEETHING and JEALOUS Queerslander again

No need to be salty lad that the Basedbies are 'literally' better at finding players in your own state than >you are
>>
>for some reason can't post on the Superbru league
>start writting stupid shit
>suddenly can post
lel
>>
>the referee that officiated the lions game had previously been banned for being biased towards the lions

>the city of rugby officiating
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>>66525648
>>the city of south african rugby officiating

ftfy

The TMO's are the worst.
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>>66525370
Sell 6 million dollar land for 10 million, a couple years ago. Spent alot of it before it even sold.

Someones pocketing the rest, while handing out brown paper bags.

Then thinking you can live off that land sale, instead of tickets and sponsorship. Meanwhile that money literally runs out in 2017.

Only getting like 7000 to 12000 a game, even with like 13 starting Wallabies (and the other 2 played Australian 7's).

Brumbies should clear out everyone in management, and find a legal way to not pay out a single cent.

Then move to QLD, or Western Sydney asap.

Brumbies are fucked
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>kick South Africa out of Super Rugby completely (they should be in Europe because of timezones)
>attach Japan to AUS, Argentina to New Zealand

competition fixed
>>
>>66525936
fuu
>>
Bump.

We aren't even at 320 posts.

This is embarrassing.
>>
>2 of april
fuck you chink cunt
>>
Oh this funny new format, you friends can't even see when I'm posting!

Hope to see some of you guys there tonight, and maybe some Jags supporters too!

- Jeff
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>>66525936
Israel Folau was
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>>66527216
How were the freshies you picked up at shads last night m8?
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>>66525719
was it stuart berry?

i remember that lions v reds game in 2014, where Berry used to literally play for lower division side for the Lions, and was reffing them at home. The penalty count was a ridiculous 17 to 4. 11 to 1 in the second half alone.

Just horrifyingly biased reffing. Like a 6 man Reds scrum (2 had been yellowed), winning and yet the ref blows a reset because the lions player slipped (this was after the ball had been fed). And Gill making a turnover with noone contesting it, he's literally got the ball in his hands, and then someone from the lions arrives, and its suddenly "hands in the ruck".
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>>66525805
They spent it on 50 years of pre-paid rent supposedly.
>>
>>66527558
It was Stuart Berry yes.

He was generally OK apart from the scrums where again like the Reds match it was a reset if the Lions fucked up, penalty if the Crusaders fucked up.
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On this day...1982 – Argentine special forces invaded the Falkirk Islands, sparking the Falkirks War.
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>>66528601
>tfw i get a free day because it's a national commemorative date
thank grand uncle for helping in sinking a brittish destructor just to get shot down right afterward by another ship that was in the same formation
>>
>>66528750
>because it's a national commemorative date

kek

KEK
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>>66527558
i will never understand biased refereeing in a franchise based tournament
it makes no sense, what could attach you to a team when they are all plastic fronts create by companies making money through them and not a club


>>66528782
we are supposed to show respect to the fallen
if you go to church here today you'll end up praying for all the deceased in the war from both sides
i didn't knew in Australia it was badly seen to show respect to the deceased in a war
>>
LAS FALKIRK SON .....
QUE SON LAS FALKIRK /rug/?????????
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>>66528782
>makes fun of showing respect to the dead
*tips fedora*


Why are all australians such gigantic cunts?
>>
Literally our year lads

t. CruBASEDers fan
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>>66529534
>mfw poolusional CrushedChurch fans
>>
it'd literally be our year if ARU aka NSWRU didn't pay off all the refs to hate us

t. Reds diehard
>>
>>66525648
He was good last night though
>>
>>66529697

The Tards are nearly as shit as >you ya dingbat

There's only one respectable Australian team. >MY Basedbies.
>>
>>66528821
Australians are scum t.b.h.

When Lomu and Crowe died they had threads everywhere insulting them.
>>
>>66529817
Until based off field drama ruins their title chances.
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>>66529833

UNUSUALLY
>>
LARGE
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>>66529833
>Lomu

>LITERALLY pooicided

>Crowe

>wifes son LITERALLY read the sermon at his funeral
>team-mates and "friends" were too busy playing golf to attend his funeral

kek

KEK
>>
BENIS
>>
BOWEL
>>
BOWEL
>>
MOVEMENT
>>
when does the Poos Fags game start?
>>
>>66529833
his death literally involved poo to be fair
>>
>>66529907
>>66529918
>>66529913
>>66529937
>>66529866
Disgusting


>>66530028
We talked about this yesterday saffaland, you are transforming into an strayan
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>>66529907
>knowing these many details about foreign ''''''spooorts'''''people's deaths just because they were big strong new zealanders and you might (might) rump-rustle a few fairweather redditors that only show up for match threads

literally poobsessed lad
>>
>>66530060

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because you probably dont ever interact with South Africans other than the odd poster on the 4channels

They are far bigger cunts than >we are. I'd know, my suburb is overloaded with them.

Imagine your generic stereotypical racist Australian. Combine that with a bible-bashing American and you get your average white South African.
>>
just farted lads
almost died
>>
Who are you tipping lads?

Jaguares
Brumbies
Sunwolves
Bulls
Rebels (don't want melbournebro to neck himself)
>>
>>66530117
What part of perth are you in?
>>
>>66530135
Jags
Brumbles
Sunwolves
Cheetohs ;^)
Rebels
>>
>>66530153

There are far more of them in Sydneys Eastern Subs than P*rth lad
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>>66530135
>>66530160
>Rebels

stop this meme

The Tards are average but the Lelbels are horrendous. Arguably the worst Australian team.
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>>66530135
Jags
Bums
Awoo
Bulls
Rebels
>>
Stop calling the Blues the poos. You are hurting peoples feelings and could be opening yourself to a lawsuit. Do not joke funny man
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>>66530117
>ausfags are THIS mad
kys
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>>66530179
>literally announcing to the world that he died from an unusually large bowel movement

what a legacy.
>>
> cric stream showing enlgand 2003

God save the queen lads ;______;7
>>
Whats the difference between league and union?
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>>66530221

Why would I be mad lad? South Africa has never done anything but make Australians laugh in sport
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>>66530179
He's done it
The absolute madman

>>66530206
Which is why it would be hilarious if Michael "Eye of two seperate tigers" Hooper and the lads lose to them
Also because the Waratahs are playing so shit that the reds had a chance, so who knows what the rebels can do
>>
>>66530256
A decent upbringing and stable home life.
>>
>>66530256
One is a patrician sport for handsome and intelligent gentlemen, the other is union.
>>
>>66530249
>living in the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQt37taw9Lc
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>>66530272
Which one has it and which one is for white trash?
>>
I saw Josh Kronfeld at Briscoes a couple of days ago. AMA
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>>66530256

League has 'downs' so it's more like Big Strong American football sir, I recommend that you please watch their sport and grace their threads with your bulk instead

Thankyou
>>
>>66530276
So they have the same rules or what?
>>
>>66530315
just watch a game mate ffs

americans are so obnoxious in their ignorance
>>
>>66530256
League is simpler and is popular with meatheads and niggers. Perfect for you m8.
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>>66530315
Yeah same rules, just a different governing body.

Like of their was an American football league not affiliated with the NFL.
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>>66530295
League is white thrash and thus popular in straya
Union is more complex, harder to play, more beautifull and also more relevant
However murrika is shit at both and recently fucking brazil, literally our pets on a goldenfish level, defeated you
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>>66530315
All you need to know is they had to ban all League players from owning pets because they wouldn't stop fucking them on camera.
>>
>>66530310
So league isnt continuous? Thats interesting. Ive always thought rugby was football with all action
>>
>>66530341
Based Jack.
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>>66530303
What is Briscoes?
>>
>>66530341
Jack lives here.
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>>66530341
Solid game last night m8
>>
Thank you all for the education ill puss off and sleep now
>>
>3:30 am
>back at home pretty drunk
>jags about to play
i love this super rugby matches time
>>
Blues got this lads
>>
>>66530341
how does it feel being the slowest outside back in the NRL mate?
>>
>>66530341
Congrats on the win last night.
>>
>>66530365
Shorthand form of 'Brisbane Broncos', aka the world's greatest rugby football club.
>>
>>66530315
PLEASE

>>66530310
>League has 'downs'

the PC term is "differently abled fans"
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>>66530365

Brent Briscoe is an actor m8
>>
>>66530381

>le Argentinian stay up late meme
>>
>>66530348
Rugby Union is the more continuous code.
Rugby League is more stop-start code.
>>
>>66530381
Hi, are you my depressed brother?
>>
Goatistic Elitesprooter here? Owes me money he does
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>>66530415
well memed
>>
Crotty had a great game, nice second try

12. Crotty
13. Fekitoa

With Ngatai rotating in
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>>66530398

why aren't you in your containment thread, Davo?
>>
>>66530348
Union is very stop/start m8.

Very similar to NFL in that respect.

I think you would like our sport.
>>
>>66530440
>buckman probably wont get a start till next year
>>
elite muscular kickoff now
>>
Who /cric/ here?
>>
>>66530455
>Union is very stop/start m8.

without the adds tho, which is weird

surprised they haven't gone full NFL by smashing in some adds during scrums and penalties/conversions etc
>>
Can a 2nd Australian team scrape into the top 5 AUS/NZ teams?

If so will it be Tahs or Rebels?
>>
who /GOATuares/ here
>>
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>>66530477

my nigga
>>
>>66530440
I'd go with

12. Ngatai
13. Fekitoa

Rotating with

12. Crotty
13. Ranger
>>
>still standing up
>calling for release
>>
>>66530518

Here. Any other argies awake?
>>
>>66530506
>Vincent Flowers

That is a good name
I'd fuck me
>>
>piers "couldn't handle ITM cup" francis is starting ahead of moala

wow
>>
Only seen the Jags play occasionally but they look poorly coached
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Lets go jags!

-Jeff
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>>66530541
no idea lad
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>>66530547
>with hopes that his experience scrumming in england will help
>against the argies

cant wait for the first scrum
>>
Whats going on with this 4chins?

Is it some april fools day thing?

What is it with
>Alexander Lee
>Caro Pham
>Michelle Charles
>>
>>66530256
Union = 15 players
League = 13 players

Main difference is that in Union both teams contest EVERYTHING.

Ball gets kicked out - lineout contest
ball gets dropped - scrum contest
tackled in play - ruck contest
>>
>already fucked up a try
holy shit
not again
>>
>butchering that try
blues lucky
>>
suicidal Argie on suicide watch
>>
>>66530583
>7:38pm, 2nd of April

Clearly not, this is the future we chose m8
>>
>>66530583

Fucks sake Glenn sort it out m8
>>
The cosmic spaghetti has begun
>>
>>66530597
blues already won, it look like it will be a repeat of last match
>>
>at the start of the season all the plastics were saying that the jaguares were going to win and that it was guaranteed money to bet on them to reach the finals

How's that looking know you clueless fucks?
>>
Suicidal Argie will finally top himself.
thank you based blues.
>>
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>>66530596
>>66530608
>>66530622
>>
>>66530622

I have more faith than last time
>>
>>66530622
on the bright side they'll have cut out the errors by international season while other teams will take time to gel.
>>
>>66530641
they just fucked up another one
shiiiiiiiiieeeeet
>>
damn the Hags spill alot of spaghetti

its like watching the Paki cricket team
>>
HAGWARBLES
>>
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>>66530641
>doubling down

oh shit nigga what are you doing?
>>
does lavanini ever do any work in the ruck
>>
Just kick it, i give up, let's go full yuro and take three
>>
im amazed that Dana White was the best /sp/ could do
>>
>>66530624

They'll be fine, they only have to get near the top of their conference, which means they only have to outperform terrible saffa teams on the points table, still plenty of time for that.
And since this is essentially the pumas, they can use this experience losing to SH teams to humiliate northern hemisphere teams with >us.
And at the end of the day, isn't that what it's all about?
>>
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>>66530604
>>66530607
>>
>>66530694
it's in your blood lad
>>
>Iglesias kicking today
ayy pls send help, he only has some strenght, any relatively hard kick is doomed
>>
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>>
>park the bus
>>
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3 is the most dangerous lead!

Good kick Enrique!

-Jeff
>>
>the slap ball goes to them
we are never lucky heh
>>
ranger looks like 10 years older than when he left
>>
>>66530624

I'm not saying they're the best but they could've won every match they've played so far. They spilled spaghetti and ruined their chances.
>>
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>it's a moaning Argentinians episode
>>
>le coconut discipline
>>
>>66530742
>Judy
>Jeff
can't fool me lad
>>
PARK THE BUS
THREE ZERO IS A WIN
>>
big strong argentines already running away with it
>>
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>>66530751

one of my favourites 2bh
>>
>>66530785
what sort of fucking name is that family
>>
>>66530743
There was one game last year where the Chiefs conceded 2 (almost 3) tries by doing those dumb slap balls near their own line. Maximum spaghetti from Lowe and Mckenzie
>>
that poos uni is too bright
>>
>>66530799

kek i said that myself

>Luz
>>
> they call him the PANTHER
> held up
> maul

kek
>>
>spaghettied another try and then penalty to play in our own field
We truly have some italian in us
>>
>Hags 5 metres out
>spill spaghetti

every time
>>
>>66530799
spic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Camilo_Z%C3%BA%C3%B1iga
>>
Jags by 40 desu. Blues surely warned next penalty.
>>
pls blues, keep making penalties so we win the spaghetti bowl
>>
>>66530830

Pantorn ACL desu
>>
jags are so impatient with possession
>>
>>66530256
League is not worth watching unless it's the State of Origins.

Seriously, league is monotonous as shit. It will really benefit from the 7 and 9 point try rule they've been experimenting in Europe
>>
>>66530740
>Ruby Wagner
damn sounds like a fuckable german teen
>>
>coconut discipline
thats what you were meant to fix you shit tana
>>
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>"HE CANT SPEAK ENGLISH"

RACIST RACIST RACIST
>>
>tfw game ends with 59 to 56 penalties for a 3-0 Jags win
>>
jaggies running in without support.
>>
why is Sanchez dropped?
>>
STOP FUCKING UP
ANOTHER RUCK LOST


>>66530880
ofc they are, they are used to referees fucking them with a penalty for keeping the ball hald a second just for that same referee giving 20 full seconds to the other team
>>
>>66530922
jaguares are resting 10 players.
>>
>>66530886
>>Gail Wagner fancy a fuck with Ruby Wagner
The idea of German lesbian incest porn never crossed my mind before, but I can not stop thinking about it now
>>
>>66530922
Resting him apparently. Same with creevy
>>
>worst
>>
>>66530922
Because he failed 11 points from the foot last game, of which 8 he normally makes easily
>>
>west
kek

KEK

you now remember everyone from hawkes bay/auckland hyping him up as the next carter
>>
>poos
>>
Noice
Now pls don't fuck it up
>>
>Blues
>>
>>All those spaghetti

Lulz
>>
>pOOS
>>
LMAO

>poos
>>
>ariges think the jags are bad
KEK
>>
They are not poos don't laugh they are brave strong rugby players
>>
>watching english speaking stream
>all the names pronounced wrong
lel
>>
West would be a meme if anyone rated him. Could become a scottish legend if his cats from glasgow or something
>>
>>66531022
Ihighland West.
>>
why do this defense never open?
fuck break it already
>>
White boi ref can't tell the coconuts apart lel
>>
>poopeeta pee
>>
this Levita guy is a huge cunt, disgusting dirty play all the time
>>
Whats with all these names lads?
>>
>>66531010

Kiwis can't pronounce 'i'

for them six=sex
>>
If I have to hear that god damned Lorde song one more time
>>
>>66531072
typical coconut mate
zero discipline
should stay in league where they belong
>>
Nice brain damage you got in there pham
>>
>>66531078
4chins went full SJW and was bought by Google
>>
>>66531085
sux
Idiot.
>>
>>66531097
>went for the kick
proper brain damage lad
>>
>Sanchez in

Come on, nico, I believe in you m8
>>
>>66531089
o i am laffing
>>
HAG U WAY GRES
>>
He ded
Sanchez coming

>kicking
we are NOT winning this if we don't even go for the try with one more
>>
new thread reminder lads
>>
is it just me or has there been a fuckload of concussions in super ug so far

also

>going for the kick the one time your work for a try actually pays off
>>
>Hags go for the 5 everytime
>finally get the Poos down to 14
>go for 3

Why are Sudacas so dumb lads?

>>66531104
>Sexton

BTFO
>>
>>66531100

>t. Joe Santana
>>
>blues try with one less
God hates us right?
>>
>>66531085

That's an australian belief, stemming from the way you also mispronounce vowels and what you're therefore accustomed to. It's more like sux to other anglos. Our "sex" does objectively sound like "six" though
>>
>>66531158
Yeah well Suxton's not a name innit
>>
>they go for the try with one less
I hate the Jags, everyone is mocking them
>>
>>66530206

>winning 3 from 4 matches
> worst team in australia

nice call fuckwit.
>>
>fucking that there
IM TIRED
IS NOT FAIR
>>
>Argentinian handling
>>
new thread where?
>>
fuark me i like the jags but their decision making leaves much to be desired ay
>>
>>66531072
Yet another Blues player who has been hyped up as an AB despite only having ever had 2-3 good super rugby games.
>>
>>66531085
ben is also bin source: sister when she went to nz for a week or something
>>
Randwick would destroy either of these teams
>>
Can't these guy do absolutely nothing right?
It's like they are scared of the ball. they don't wan't, won't keep it. won't take care of it, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
New thread where?
>>
Poos should go for FG
>>
>they never mishandle the ball
so we are never recovering it
i just want them to score to finish up this eternal siege
>>
L U A T U A
>>
LUATUUUUUUUUUUUUUA!
>>
spics btfo
>>
lavanini is such a lazy useless cunt

all he wants to do is carry
>>
Is Luatua, dare I say it, back to his 2013 form?
>>
Welp, i guess this is the last from the Jaguares, they are over
>>
>>66531289

>South Americans are lazy

who knew
>>
LUATUAAA

Jags need to learn when to back out of rucks
>>
I hate this sport
>>
Blues to win it all most impressive first half Ive ever seen
>>
hang yourself west
>>
>>66531291
Hope so m80
>>
Why do we even have this team? I prefer having no team at all if this is all they will ever be able to offer
>>
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>peefail worst
>>
>>66531304
>Michele Hooper

lad
>>
>>66531304
>Michele Hooper
pretty close lads
>>
>>66531293
Have a moan about it, just to mix it up a bit.
>>
Rolling for Michael Hooper.
>>
>>66531304
Wew lad
>>
Knockontina
>>
STOP GETTING RID OF THE BALL CUNTS

They are just not good enough to play rugby
Not at a professional level, i meant at all, they are scared of the ball
>>
How many argies are here?
Reply pls
>>
>>66531322
I'll show you my pena, Lindsay.
>>
YOU'RE A FUCKING FLYHALF WHO MADE A BREAK! HOW ABOUT A GRUBBER FOR YOUR TEAMMATES TO CHASE!
>>
Lets get this bad boy to 1000
>>
>>66531348
Me, about to leave, too dissapointed for yet another week
>>
>jags playing like shit to slough off the fairweather cunts in their early super rugby days so the true blues can enjoy their future glory

i can respect that
>>
>>66531273

I'm not surprised you're here on a Friday night, youre behaving very bitterly.
>>
>>66531351
gimme that Nettie Dick lad
>>
>>66531348
Me.
>>
>>66531304
>>66531340
>Michele Hooper
>Marty Burke
>>
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>>66531304
ffs
>>
>>66531304
>Michael Hooper
>>66531340
>Matt Burke

kek
>>
>>66531348
About to kill self
>>
>>66531348

Here.
>>
>>66531313

Ron, m8.
The Pumas/Jags aren't going to get better by wasting time in NH club competitions learning jack shit. Even if they lose every single game from here on they'll be better off for it. Come next world cup the NH will be so rump-rustled by SH dominance that they will literally start their own "only NH teams allowed" world cup for 2023 so that England doesn't get knocked out in the pool stages a third time.
>>
>tfw been holding it in since the start of the half

fuuuuuuuuck me i've got to take a slash ay
>>
>>66531361
>>66531386
>>66531387
We might be the only 4 people in all of Argentina's land that are watching this """"sport""""
>>
>>66531363
>these cunts refuse to play as expected of them
>believe everything will be fine even if they never in their lives put in any effort on anythingand just go through doing barely enough while dissapointing everyone
>im not supposed to dislike it
IIEE
>>
>>66531398
me? ive gotta take a massive shit
thanks for asking lad
>>
Can professional rugby players learn you shouldn't lead with your head to try and tackle another player's knee?
>>
>>66531417
We should run and join our people, this is awfull
>>
sry was having a big poo
>>66531425
>>66531425
>>66531425
>>
>>66531418

jesus christ Dianne
>>
>>66531418

it's their first season and they have to travel more kilometres than any other professional sporting team in the world

relax
>>
who would win in a fight
queensland origin vs. all blacks
>>
>>66531422
In fairness, he's learnt from expert suicide tacklers like tpn
>>
>they keep attacking
it has been over 10 minutes without touching the ball
>>
HOLY SHIT WHAT A OFFLOAD!
>>
>>66531448

Well the All Blucks include $BW who is the World Boxing Association heavyweight champion* so I think it's pretty obvious who would win m80
>>
WEST

> poouares
>>
Are these the best 2 XV's Australias for right now? I didn't include overseas players, nor has-been tiny dick fobs like TPN, Palu, Skelton.

1 Sio
2 Stephen Moore
3 Holmes
4 Simmons
5 Arnold
6 Fardy
7 Hooper
8 Pocock
9 Phipps
10 Foley
11 Speight
12 Toomua
13 Kuridrani
14 Tomane
15 Folau

1 Smith
2 Hanson
3 Slipper/Alaatoa
4 Carter
5 Coleman
6 Jones
7 McMahon
8 Vaea/Timani/Holloway
9 Stirzaker/Frisby
10 Lealifano
11 English/Shipperley/Hodge
12 Beale
13 Kerevi
14 Horne
15 Hunt/Placid/ Haylett-Petty


also there were about 3-4 other opensides I could have added. Gill, Colby Faainga, Reid etc.
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