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NJ:Cory Schneider (knee) hopes to play Thursday
CHI:Source: Crawford dealing with head injury
PIT:Pens will start Matt Murray against Sabres
MON:Habs' Gallagher hopes to play Thurs. or Sat.
BUF:Evander Kane (UBI) doubtful for Tuesday
SJ:Joe Thornton scores game-winner vs Kings
CAL:Sean Monahan nets game-winner vs Coyotes
CAL:Sam Bennett leads Flames to 5-2 victory
ANA:Corey Perry leads Ducks past Oilers
TB:D Victor Hedman posts goal and assist in win
TB:G Ben Bishop excels in 3-0 shutout over Leafs
WAS:Nicklas Backtrom grabs two points as Caps win
who was the rat
When will NA go to sleep?
Just want to know when the ded hours start
>>66475507
probably in about an hour
>>66475493
made my own thread on accident and now it won't let me delete it
also
>old news
baka senpai
SJ:Logan Couture's hat-trick paces Sharks to win
DAL:Jamie Benn scores two goals in win over NSH
STL:Vladimir Tarasenko scores in win over COL
MIN:Erik Haula extends point streak to nine games
NJ:Cory Schneider (knee) hopes to play Thursday
CHI:Source: Crawford dealing with head injury
PIT:Pens will start Matt Murray against Sabres
MON:Habs' Gallagher hopes to play Thurs. or Sat.
BUF:Evander Kane (UBI) doubtful for Tuesday
SJ:Joe Thornton scores game-winner vs Kings
CAL:Sean Monahan nets game-winner vs Coyotes
CAL:Sam Bennett leads Flames to 5-2 victory
>>66475507
I'll still be here for you binland
>>66475512
this is a cute picture
>>66475496
>>66475495
Leling irl desu.
How does /hoc/ always do it
>>66475506
That's Cook on Savard
cute picture general
>>66475531
>>66475530
Cook used to always do that shit. Everything he did was just barely not a penalty.
I'm a pongs fan though so I used to love it tbqh.
>>66475531
Voi hellan lettas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s041jUNbU1Ie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvtAsrx4W50
so is colin campbell confirmed a tool
>>66475551
I hope he Karlssons' Crosby next faggot so you know how all the other teams feel about him.
>>66475531
Don't mind the faggy logo on the bottom, I don't even know why it is there
Gonna cry when he retires after this year TBQHWY
>>66475588
>300 Butts
>600 AIDS
>>66475584
Mirtle is such a fag. >laffs fans gobble his cock so hard
>>66475595
>French people
>>66475595
He used to argue with me a lot but he doesn't anymore, I think he blocked me
>>66475588
He will stay for another year. He likes working with Mantha.
>>66475588
1. Why would he not want an extra 5.5 million
1. 35+ contracts count against the cap even if the player retires. That's a 7.5M cap hit for the Red Wings, which would be a dick move
>>66475595
literally who?
I hope Canadians bandwagon the Wild during the playoffs.
The (Yous) power us
>>66475653
Have fun getting raped by Chiraq again.
>>66475672
That won't happen tho, but whatever stale memes are stale
>>66475678
Just like you didn't get swept last year Chubs.
Lel.
> Doug "Whine" Wilson
> Bob McKenzie of TSN tried to get Katy Perry banned
> McKenzie being a member of /hoc/ confirmed
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2778992-NHL0031593.html
John Lu Verified account
@JohnLuTSNMtl
#Habs Therrien in response to how many full practices Price will need before playing: "Le plus possible." ("As many as possible.")
>>66475758
kek
Which games are most likely to go into overtime/prolongation tonight?
>>66476034
Tonight? None probably desu. Flames will get meme'd on by the Ducks. Caps will blow out Philthy. Senators and Jets might I guess but they both suck dick.
>go to sleep when the Pongs were getting BTFO'd 3-0 by Buffalel
>wake up and it's 4-5
wat
Meme
>>66476506
Turpa kiinni
>>66476522
Vittu mä hakkaan sut
>>66476529
Sinä olet homo
>>66476532
Isäs oli ku sua teki sun mutsi raiskas sen
>>66476541
isäs oli Inva kun sua teki
>>66476570
>Average Finnish genes
>>66475584
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66476581
Success is in our genes
>>66475585
I have masterbated to this image one too many times
>>66476620
I've masturbated to picture of you too many times
I hope Vesey gets something broken by another player in his first game for Boston.
What a little cunt.
>rags
>>66476704
shit team
>>66476730
shit fans
Is kaalilaatikko as disgusting as it looks
Daily reminder caps will win the cup this year
>>66476779
It's cabbage casserole
>>66476797
That sounds pretty terrible tbqh
>>66476779
It's pretty good, you faggot
>>66476780
>craps
>>66476812
Shut up you stupid cuck. You eat falukorv glazed with arab semen.
>>66476803
Only underage think it's shit
>Swedes will try to educate you on food when those fucking neanderthals eat smörgåskaviar
>>66476820
>he's sitting at home, thinking about arab semen
>>66476831
>he's sitting at home, eating arab semen
>>66476826
>tfw I just had a sandwich with kaviar
>>66476845
--> >>66476844
No :)
>>66476819
>he doesn't have the wicker man as his ringtone
>>66476853
https://youtu.be/1oTEQf1d9Iw
They should play this every time Ovi scores 2bh
It's almost gaureenteed the 2 Finns will end up on a Canadian team.
>>66477079
i don't know who i should feel worse for
>>66477085
Well to be honest if the laffs got either Laine or Pulju I would be pretty happy. Probably even buy their jersey.
Bob McKenzie Verified account
@TSNBobMcKenzie
Jankowski's Providence College teammate Brandon Tanev, who is UFA, expected to sign today. Destination TBD but not believed to be VAN.
>>66477147
fuck off
>>66477186
>Hongcouver
>>66477193
excuse me?
I'm an edmonton fan.
say whatever meme for us you have. (i'm only here once a week, i don't know the new memes)
NHL has 10 years until bankrupt maybe more but not much
>>66477265
European superleague coming
Finally we can see real appreciation towards the game of hockey, instead of NHL's anti-winning communist system
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/kelly-unsealed-emails-show-an-nhl-in-midst-of-an-existential-crisis/article29419071/
>That is the image the league desperately does not want to portray – of a conglomerate pushing a group of half-shattered employees out onto the ice night after night to kill themselves by inches for the sake of entertainment. Mr. Shanahan seems to confirm that the worst rumours about hockey’s combat culture are a reality.
>a conglomerate pushing a group of half-shattered employees out onto the ice night after night to kill themselves
>to kill themselves
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN
this is all your fucking fault canada. the only people that watch hockey in the US actually like hockey so we don't bring this shit up. you pussies are going to fuck this up for everyone
>>66475585
>doesnt know about brazzers
>>66475595
That's twice as many aids virus than asses he's fucked.
>out of control
>>66477462
>They should be obvious to the NHL by now: Embrace the majority opinion
IF ENOUGH PEOPLE SHOUT SOMETHING IT MEANS ITS RIGHT
I don't even care about this concussion bullshit but this is such poor "journalism" canada youre fucked
>flyers sign ray emery right before they face holtby
top geg
>>66477658
>negrodelphia chimpers
explain finland
>7s
Wings most likely missing the playoffs
What the fuck went wrong? Was babby that good? Is blashill that bad?
Seriously. Almost everyone on the team is having a Career worst year, even zetterberg and datsyuk.
What the fuck is happening? Is it Holland's fault for signing shitty contacts
>>66476780
They better after dominating that hard and getting so many easy contracts
Who the fuck just gives away tj oshie like that?
>>66475493
did somebody say
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>>66477658
DAS RITE WHITE BOI YOU AINT TYING BERNIE PARENT'S WIN TOTAL WIT ME IN NET
>>66477786
Swedish textbook made by swedes
>>66477812
Datsyuk is just a pane of glass senpai
>>66477926
is finnish textbook teaching your kids swedish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Wxm6hw8MA
campbell is cool in these emails. completely clean hit too
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/female-nhl-coach-question-not/
its that time of year again! is this duthtin's mother in law?
>>66478182
Why are people freaking out over the nhl being violent and dirty
It's been that way for nigh a hundred years
>>66477943
He's not but his stats don't back that up :(
Legit he's the only one trying out there, aside from the 4th line, but they aren't good enough
>>66478370
canadians are being willfully brainwashed
>Scribbles on waivers
praise
>>66478390
Easy there americage
>>66477812
Aging stars
Garbage defense
Young guys not as good as you thought
The only thing keeping the wings in was Larkin but he has cooled off and looks like another nyquist
I don't think coaching is really the problem, the wings barely made it last year
>>66478611
Tatar and Nyquist regressing instead of replacing Zetterberg and Datsyuk as the top scorers wasn't good either
>>66478687
>it's the buttblasted canadian
>>66478672
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
LITTLE
CANADIAN
PENIS
>>66478738
>62%
>>66478792
Dude we're not much better
That's going to be dropping below 70% once the census is done this year
>>66478906
And what makes you think the Americans won't drop below 60%? You think it'll stay that way forever?
>>66478792
At least we have a chance to MAGA
You're stuck with the cuck for a while
>>66478906
76>62
And they are going to drop to 55
>>66478944
electing a menopausal lesbo won't help
>>66478944
Regardless of who wins it'll be just as fucking bad as twink Trudeau.
>>66478938
Oh I totally agree that America is going to drop like a rock as well.
It's just that we don't have much room to talk when Canada has been in an "immigrants are the best!" phase for the past few decades
>>66478987
Lets all just agree we're both fucked
>>66478987
> countries are doomed because brown people
Lol get out more, dude
Even if it's true, who fucking cares? Live somewhere else, you have complete freedom over your own decisions
How many games will Keith be suspended for?
>>66479216
>>>/reddit/
>>66479236
5-7
>>66479236
My guess is he will get the remainder of the season which I think is 5 games?
>>66479414
probably. would like to see him get one playoff game just because
>Jimmy Vesey reportedly choosing to sign with the bruins when he's a FA
Not entirely shocking considering he grew up a bruins fan.
>start watching show on netflix
>they take it off few weeks later
Looks like I'm stealing it
>>66479649
What show fám?
>>66479715
Nevermind netflix search function just stopped working a few minutes I guess but its there again. Oh well only 37 minutes til im done torrenting it fuck them. Its mad men.
>>66479792
JON HAMM DIES AT THE END
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He gets thrown off a building.
Non playoff teams
I laugh at the laffs
why so quiet hoc?
>>66480185
I'm playing old memes
http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
>>66480185
Mad at Minnesota
>>66480169
>mfw
Which playoff team are you hoping wins?
I'm going with the sharks because while they are a huge meme and seeing them shork is just the best, I don't actually hate anyone on their team and their fans are just middle-of-the-pack faggots. Kind of like the lightning I guess.
>>66480204
Sorry anon my team is a playoff team
>>66480185
>Canada is rekt no playoffs
>Yuros are getting comfy in their beds
>One decent game today
>>66476253
>he's not aware that the pongs are winning the cup this year
Don't worry lad you'll realize it soon
>>66480204
flyers desu because GOAT jerseys
>>66480185
Did someone say memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXsiaRqpZZc
>>66479787
Keith now has 3 major headshots and 2 face hacks, as opposed to 4 fights
>in the Fights to Keithshots statistic
>Alexandre Burrows is several times greater than the man whose hair he pulled
>Boston
>Bruins
>>66480235
Keith confirmed for being a hack
How long of a gap is there between regular season and playoffs?
>>66480299
couple days usually. like 2-3
>rags
>rags
I think Canada is pretty fucking awesome. Can we please stop fighting, guys?
Fuck first overall I want the laffs to draft olli juolevi
>>66480590
>>66475530
It's funny how after that lockout in 2004 they preached to the fans that the game would be quicker, more open, and allow for smaller skilled players to succeed. Now that may have been the case for the first couple of seasons after, and they even managed to trick a few teams into drafting manlet forwards thinking that was the way things were going to stay, but the inconsistent penalty calling has thrown all that out the window. If they still called all the hooks, slashes, and grabs than those manlet players would still have a place in the league. But it seems they have a different agenda now, and it just so happens to favor the big California teams who rely on refs to call the game the way it is currently being called. I'm betting as soon as one of those teams becomes smaller, or if Las Vegas gets a team and is smaller, Bettman will pressure the refs to start calling more penalties again to open up space for the malets once again. If they would just add 2.5 ft on either side of the rink, then the game would be faster and much more difficult for the large players to slow down the small speedsters. It makes the trap much harder to play too.
>>66476822
Cabbage lowers your test, bruh.
>>66475551
Ever watch those HBO shows detailing each teams lead up to the winter classic? Refs give that little fucker a hard time. If he tries to complain to them about a call/none call, then they will just call him Cookie. "Shut up Cookie" "That's enough Cookie". Fucking hilarious.
>>66480623
Biannual reminder that casualties per capita in Iraq/Afghan for coalition contries had three tiers: Merica, UK/Can, others
>>66476042
>there's never upsets in the NHL
>the biggest parody league in all of sports
>>66476609
>it took a whole cast of good 'ol Canadian boys for Selanne to win the cup
>it took a whole cast of good 'ol Canadian boys for Kurri to win the cup
Finns ride on the backs of their betters.
>>66477147
>Brandon Tanev
Apparently the Jets signed him....they will also have Kyle Connor signed for next year. Their whole prospect pool is basically made up of NCAA players. Americans getting cucked by Canada's worst city.
>>66477305
Nobody over here will watch your "superleague". The NHL will go through a couple of lockouts every decade, but still continue to be better than any soccer on ice shit you can find over in Europe.
>>66477658
>ray emery
That niggers played on three different teams already this years, now four with the Flappers. His stats were mediocre in the AHL, and pretty shitty in the DEL. Why the fuck are the Flappers bothering with him? Is he really going to shiv Holtby/Ovie so the Flappers can get past round 1?
if the nogs in minnesomalia burn down that city and take their domestic terrorism over to st paul, would the wild still be allowed to play in the playoffs?
what would happen if a playoff team lost access to their home arena?
The Lightning will win the cup
>>66480954
they needed the goalie depth as both neuvirth and labarbera are out for the foreseeable future. afaik emery can't play in the playoffs as he was signed too late.
>>66480881
Who the FUCK would pick Winnipeg
>>66478182
I've said this before, they are pussifying the game. They have already basically removed open ice contact from the game. The only time a player can get away with it is if the player being hit gets up quickly. Players also turn their backs near the boards now so hitting them there is basically impossible without getting a game misconduct. You notice how bad its getting when you watch how many times players skate with their heads down through the neutral zone. They are just asking to be hit, but nobody ever hits them because they're afraid they will be ejected and given a suspension. What they should do is utilize the camera footage to make the right call on plays like that. The refs obviously made the wrong call on Letangs hit, so there should be a third ref watching the footage and he is allowed to veto retard calls like that.
>>66478299
It's true though. Not so much because they have "earned" it but just to appease public opinion. Burke most likely doesn't believe any female coach would do a good job, but that the way public opinion is going, a female coach will most likely happen a some point. Most likely will jump from being a meme female league coach to being an NHL coach too. And if Bettman thinks there's a large untapped female market, then he will rig the reffing to favor that team as well.
>>66478580
Not even news worthy tbqh. They are looking to free up roster space, and the only way to do that is to send him down, but he needs to clear waivers before that can happen. No team is even considering picking him up. But with that said, the Flyers did just pick up Emery, so weirder things have happened.
>>66478611
Larkin is still young. He could still become the top center for them going forward. He's their best hope at the moment anyways. Athanasiou has looked pretty good too. They definitely have the depth in young players, but unless Mantha blows up, they are still missing that top line talent.
>>66479236
Rest of the season, maybe the first round but probably only a few playoff games.
>>66479591
>Not entirely shocking
No, not entirely anything tbqh. Who the fuck is Vesey and why the fuck should anyone give a shit?
>>66481269
No idea he's just another highly ranked prospect. I think they had him as the 8th best prospect in the NHL.
>>66479818
It was a pretty good twist desu.
I'm still shocked that Pete and Roger turned out to be the MAD MEN.
>>66481209
I know I sound like the biggest hater but Larkin is the luckiest player I've ever noticed. Like half his goals are due to goalie incompetence
>>66481269
The next mike reilly
>>66480204
Bruins, because there is never any Bruins fans on here. Plus, the butthurt on /hoc/ would be great.
Will he be the best Minnesotan to play the game?
26 goals, 28 assists, 40 games played his freshman year for the best collegiate team in the world
>>66481304
>mike reilly
So just a depth player?
Literally nothing
>>66481323
Why aren't there any Bruins fans here anyway
They're a huge market, you'd think there would be a lot
>>66481377
The next Matt Martin
>>66475530
I can't wait for 2070 when all the players are seven feet tall and weigh 300 pounds
>>66481382
they're all too dumb to use computers
>>66481393
But anon, Boeser is 1st round talent that in hindsight would be taken in the top 5.
He's already broken Parise and Toews' college records
He'll probably win the NCAA championship this year. Not sure about Hobey Baker
>>66481404
You can play EASHL in the NHL games if you want to see what that looks like
>>66481323
There's a fuck ton of bruins fans but they only show up when they're good have you not been here before? /hoc/ hates them because they're so bandwagon
>>66481379
yea
>NCAA
How does it feel Canada?
How does it feel to be trash at your own sport?
>1993
>>66481457
I'm just going to wait until it's the future and there are farm teams on the moon tbqh
>>66481475
They are no where near as bad as LA or Pittsburgh or even fucking Chicago.
>>66481304
Since his great start teams began marking him tighter as well, and trying to get under his skin.
It would be interesting to see how he would be doing on a team with good/balanced goal scoring.
>>66481516
No bully, eh.
>>66481434
But he's tied with someone else for points? Two people broke the record in the same year? Must be a weak year.
>>66481516
Your points are so off base. How does the teams from our cities being shit correlate to our hockey ability? Considering we dominate the sport and are the majority on every team, I'd say it feels pretty good.
>>66481675
>1 9 9 3
>9
>9
>3
I wonder if canadian teams are, by percentage, more or less canadian than the rest of the league
>>66481675
Americans delude themselves into thinking they are good at hockey by pretending a team of mostly Canadians winning is an "American win"
>>66481644
Rookie records you dip
>encouraging country based shitposting
Getting real old
>>66481675
>replying to stale shitty old b8
>>66481728
Wild are mostly American and Yurosemens, especially for top end players
They'll win the cup.
>>66481734
it's master of chubs he always shitposts and pretends it isn't him doing it
>>66481751
It isn't. I've posted 3 times in the last hour and it all has to do with Brock Boeser. Get a grip you dip
>>66481751
proof >>66481747
Chubs is LITERALLY the only one delusional enough to think the mild ever have a chance at the cup and Canadians used to bully mild fans regularly especially when max was a tripfag
>>66481767
stop lying you autist
you shitpost here, shitpost in /cric/, you shitpost in NFL, NBA and even /asp/, you shitpost on /tv/ and i'm pretty sure /ck/ too
stop your rampant autism
>>66481769
These are my only posts
>>66481767
>>66481747
>>66481732
>>66481434
>>66481377
>>66481751
This
From now on we reply to country shitflinging with
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>66481706
Oh no! He's right, I'm so butthurt now...
>>66480204
>wins
>sharks
lel
>>66481727
Winnipeg has one of the larger percentage of Americans the most teams. Frogs and Vancouver would probably have the least Canadians on the team. Edmonton and Calgary would have the most, probably close to top in the league too.
>>66480687
It has nothing to do with location fag. Too many concussion happened when the game was open. And they don't want to end up like the NFL's situation.
>>66481899
maybe later tonight I'll look at teams' rosters and count players with 10+ GP
>>66481548
You keep saying that about pittsburgh yet I'm always here
>>66475531
what does this filename mean
>>66482217
The power of Pub's subs is back.
>rags
shit team
>laffs
>>66482387
>gimme the money and no one gets hurt
>>66477116
>>66477121
hivemind
in other news
PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME
>>66482414
Implying he isn't worth every penny
Implying Wild fans ever criticize Parise's contract
>>66482746
>Zach "moneybags" parise
>not incredibly overrated and overpaid
Fuck off chubs you fat pedo cuck
>>66482746
Chubbs do you purposely try and make us all look bad? Or are you actually handicapped mentally
>>66482919
Chubs or not do you actually have a problem with Parise on the team? It's what your post implies
>>66482979
No not at all. He's a great player, not 7 per great, maybe 5.5-6
>>66482994
Nahh, he deserves the 7 and not a penny less.
Jiri Huddler is a 5.6, Parise is a 7
>>66483004
This is why nobody takes you seriously chubs
>>66483004
He would deserve 7 million if the salary cap was 100 million
>>66483004
Look at the other players with 49 points. Thier contracts are like half of parise
>>66483097
b-but m-muh hat tricks
>>66483097
Pretty weak year tbqh. And his PPG are still high.
He came in clutch when it was needed
>>66483161
lol parise is not even close to worth 7mil per you fucking idiot. I would trade him as soon as i can
Percentage of Canadians on teams. Took way too much time making this up, but here it is. Some of the percentages are slightly lower than they should be due to injuries since I only considered the active roster.
Cucks 57% led by two Canadians
Pups 57% led by a Swede
Ruins 39% led by a Canadian
The Eichels 48% led by Jews
Flim Flams 65% led by an American
Sugarcanes 43% led by a Canadian (then a Swede, then a Canadian, then a Swede)
Blackcocks 30% led by an American and a Russian
Snowdrifts 57% led by 2 Canadians
BJs 43% led by an American
Sars 48% led by 3 Canadians
Wongs 35% led by a Russian and a Swede
McMemers 48% led by a Canadian meme
Kittens 52% led by a Czech and a Finn
Kongs 57% led by a Slovenian (followed by 6 Canadians)
Mild 43% led by a Finn and 2 Americans
Frogs 43% led by 2 Americans
Prehistoric Kittens 43% led by a Swede and a Canadian
Debbies 30% led by an American
Island Juice 61% led by a Canadian
>Rags 43% led by Rags
Snes 70% led by a Swede
Flappers 57% led by 3 Canadians
Pongs 39% led by two Canadians
Shorks 57% led by an American (followed by 2 Canadians)
Blose 61% led by a Russian
Sandwiches 35% led by a Canadian
Laffs 57% led by a Muslim
Cachinks 48% led by 2 Swedish sisters
Craps 39% led by 2 Russians and a Swede
Jest 30% led by an American
So by this it looks like the Cucks, Flappers, Island Juice, Kongs, and Blose have the best shot at winning the Cup this year. Craps, Blackcocks, and Sandwiches most definitely meme teams that will lose first to second round.
>>66481934
>It has nothing to do with location fag
What are even trying to say? Geographical location, or location of body contact? Both are retarded by the way.
>>66482387
>ywn see two players fight at center ice using their sticks
This sport is going down hill
>>66483004
>Hudler
>worth 5.6
>Paris
>worth 7
Minnesota in charge of keeping players salaries inflated.
>>66483384
you shouldn't have wasted your time typing the shitty fag names
>>66483384
>writing shitty meme names
JUST your own shit famalam
>entire Ovechkin line consisting of centers tonight according to Fanduel
SHENNANIGANS!
>>66483384
>Winnipeg
>30%
>canadian team
>Edmonton
>48%
>canadian team
>Montreal
>43%
>canadian team
>Vancouver
>48%
>canadian team
>>66483470
>>66483487
Anaheim 57% led by two Canadians
Arizona 57% led by a Swede
Boston 39% led by a Canadian
Buffalo 48% led by Jews
Calgary 65% led by an American
Carolina 43% led by a Canadian (then a Swede, then a Canadian, then a Swede)
Chicago 30% led by an American and a Russian
Colorado 57% led by 2 Canadians
Columbus 43% led by an American
Dallas 48% led by 3 Canadians
Detroit 35% led by a Russian and a Swede
McMemers 48% led by a Canadian meme
Panthers 52% led by a Czech and a Finn
LA 57% led by a Slovenian (followed by 6 Canadians)
Mild 43% led by a Finn and 2 Americans
Montreal 43% led by 2 Americans
Nashville 43% led by a Swede and a Canadian
New Jersey 30% led by an American
New York 61% led by a Canadian
>Rags 43% led by Rags
Ottawa 70% led by a Swede
Philly 57% led by 3 Canadians
Pittsburgh 39% led by two Canadians
San JOse 57% led by an American (followed by 2 Canadians)
St Louis 61% led by a Russian
Tampa Gay 35% led by a Canadian
Toronto 57% led by a Muslim
Vacouver 48% led by 2 Swedish sisters
Washington 39% led by 2 Russians and a Swede
Winnipeg 30% led by an American
Better?
>being upset at how a near billionaire decides to spend his money on for his real life "Be a GM" mode
>>66483541
Indeed, thank you:)
>>66483541
yes and now that you get rid of all the extra spaces I can actually read it. thanks this is pretty cool
>>66483535
Winnipeg is still suffering from Atlanta's miss management which drafted way too many Americans and Europeans.
Vancouver thinks Swede's are good.
Montreal and Edmonton just have a shit ton of injuries. Both would be over 50% otherwise.
>>66483384
>being this unable to handle the bants
>>66483596
Oh, that's right. Didn't think about their past as Atlanta.
>too many Americans and Europeans
How many teams with at least 50% canadians have a chance at winning the cup this season?
>Vancouver thinks Swede's are good.
With swede you will succeed
>Montreal and Edmonton just have a shit ton of injuries. Both would be over 50% otherwise.
Alright, fair enough
Someone tell me a good hockey non meme joke
>>66483671
what do the leafs and the titanic have in common?
>>66483671
What did the Finn say after he was drafted?
benis
>>66483642
The ploff teams with over 50% Canadians are Anaheim, LA, St. Louis, >rags, San Jose and Philadelphia
Out of those teams, Anaheim and LA have the best chance at the Cup this year
~~~NEW PROJECTED OILERS TOP 6's~~~
Draisaitl - McDavid - Stamkos
Hall - Malkin - Matthews
Whitney - Potter
Belov - Nikitin
Aulie - Ference
Shooter tutor
Scrivens
>>66483686
kek
>>66483703
now thats what i call meme
>>66483691
Correction, replace >rags with Islanders
>>66483671
>>66483682
they both look good until they hit the ice!
>>66483712
lol, bitch got rekt
>>66483712
BLOWN THE FUUUUUCK OUT
>>66483691
Missed the Ducks tbf. I guess two teams isn't too low
>>66483712
#r-rekt
This is what it is like being a glorious Minnesotan in /hoc/
>>66483882
balding?
>>66483161
hes not even in the prime of his career anymore and he has nine (9) more years of regression left
MY SIDES
>>66483882
Actually its usually the minnesotans touching the children tbqh
>finland
>>66483882
Dead?
>>66483671
The Toronto Maple Leafs
How are my bets looking senpai?
My Letang bet was preseason. Pens bet was yesterday
>>66484265
not good
never bet on your own team
>>66484275
Gotta love nigga
Anyway the Pens bet looks pretty good
Odds dropped to +650 since yesterday's game
Did you guys see the blackhawks revenge porn guy got to walk free because he did it while he was in michigan where its legal so illinois convent charge him. Fuckin awesome
>>66484299
>gambling
You're never going to make it
>>66484301
What are you babbling about?
I don't care about the Reddithawks so this is all gibberish to me
>rags
>>66484265
>My Letang bet was preseason
And it was only worth 200 on 10? Letang's a little overrated tbqh, not really a fav for the Norris trophy.
>it's a panger episode
>>66484299
So as a Ducks fan, how much should I bet for the Caps or the Panthers to win the Cup? You guys said not bet to on your won team right?
>>66484535
I'm the guy who bet and I wouldn't touch either the Caps or the Panthers
In fact, I just put a bet on the field winning the east vs the Caps. The Caps aren't that good of a team. They just had a really good first half of the season
>you will never cuddle with braden holtby
>>66484535
Neither. Both are led by bad playoff players. If your not going to pick the Ducks, then pick the Kings, Blues, Preds, or Islanders. The last two would get you the best bang for your buck.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/icehockey_nhl/nhl-ice-girls/ss-BB8f3Je?ocid=Sports
why is this allowed, /hoc/? seems problematic to me.
This is hilarious.
>>66484845
I will
>>66485025
Caps @ Flyers
Average Wild fans
Last digit of this post = how many games Keith is suspended
>>66484962
They've really made me like campbell
>>66485065
Homosexuals?
Minnesomalia literally have uncontrolled ape riots tonight
>0 cups
>1 riot
>>66485065
>N-no homo
>>66485413
have they started yet? I'm just getting home its probably not even dark there yet
THANK YOU BASED BIG BUFF FOR DEMOLISHING THAT LITTLE FAGGOT STONE
>>66485383
>>66485425
They're no-homo sapiens, brahs.
>>66485413
What for? I don't live near the cities?
>>66485474
STONE BTFO
>>66485474
Ron and Jackie Buyfooglian are happy parents tonight
>>66484845
Faggot
Bruins
>>66485106
He's gone for the rest of the year tbqh
>>66485413
hi rivae
>>66485510
Some dindu was beating his girl and then started interfering with the paramedics once the cops broke it up. He continued to fuck with EMTs and trying to beat here so he was shot and killed. Cops were found to have done the right thing this afternoon. And thus the media and BLM have selected another horrible martyr.
So are the jets going to wear down the snes tonight. Or do the snes just get more memey on the second of back-to-backs.
>>66485749
That shit was fucking months ago. Fucking coons can't hold a job for 3 months but they'll protest a suicide by cop for 3 months.
Ughh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zdeno_Ch%C3%A1ra
>In the 2015-16 season, the upstart Bruins team was headed for the playoffs when Chara singlehandedly crashed the team into the ground. For some reason, probably because he is very tall, he is still beloved by fans.
>>66485785
today the cop court case ended and he was found innocent. BLM officially said since they can't get justice in the courts tonight they will get it in the streets
>>66485785
The cop/cops were determined to be right/innocent by a jury this afternoon.
is there an /sp/ bracket group?
>>66485840
This is why I hate niggers.
Fucking 5 years ago I had subwoofers in my car blasting 50 cent
>>66485925
kek I have 2 10inch subwoofers in my truck but the damn amp broke over a year ago but I keep them in there for some reason. I should find a 16 year old to give me $200 for them
>>66485925
>>66485848
>>66485840
There is a whole board for this cancer. Fuck off back there.
>>66485967
phone poster hugbox pls go. the conversation already ended and now youre bringing it back up
>>66485967
Minnesota discussion is /hoc/
Fuck off Darnell, sorry your people are shit
>>66485967
On topic autists like you have turned 4chan into reddit so good job i guess
>>66486006
>>66486007
>>66486022
Kill yourselves
>>66486022
>pic related is real life now
>>66486035
haha isn't it hilarious that its that easy to tell who's a phone poster? why do you have this on your cell phone nerd
>>66486035
Meta bait. Bait2.0
Fuck yourself.
>>66486051
>>66486059
fuck off back to your containment board, autists
>rags
>>66486074
/tv/ is all capeshit right now, so I'm comfy in /hoc/
>>66486113
So talk some hockey my man
>>66486125
don't you love how few black people play hockey?
>>66486125
Minnesota is inherently hockey
>>66486149
Minnesota is like a Canadian province. Been there a couple times on hockey trips
>>66481434
>in hindsight would be taken in then top 5
I'm from Vancouver and I even I call bulshit on this. He looks like a fantastic player though, we're pumped for Brock. Shoot-first guys like this are always cause for excitement.
What's even better? He's not even the best Canucks draft pick in college atm.
Also, I hope Chris Tanev's brother has a better shot than he does... we love the Tan man here, but his slapper is atrocious. He usually just wrists it from the point because his shot is so weak. If he were better offensively he would almost be a 1D, the guy is one of the more intelligent D men in the Western conference. Just, not an all around star, unfortunately.
>>66486204
>responding to a 6 hour old post
>the city of me that's such a turd I answer back within a minute
>>66478611
Detroit needs to draft well this year, because not everybody is panning out, you're right. Mantha has all the tools, but he hasn't proven anything yet.
Larkin's cooled off, but that can't take away from his accomplishments this season. The kid is a beauty. Same with Mrazek in goal. Detroit has a nice looking future core, they just need to find a real game breaker.
My name alekasneder ovekskin. Sorry bad englandsky. I gorw up in small famr to haev make potatos. Father say "aleskander potat harvest is bad. Need yuo to play profes sional hokey in amerikas for make moni for hed-scarf for babushka." bring honor to kmorade an babushka. hail put in.
>>66486397
POTATO GAME STRONK BITCHES
>>66486397
I think russian broken english is cute
Am I the only one who really doesn't like ovie
>>66486503
A bit sad he'll never, ever win a cup
>H1LLER
>>66486558
>F1umes
>Hill2l
>Hill2r
>Hill3r
>>66486652
>7 minutes ice time
>Hill3r
>sportsnet running a lengthy piece on how calgary never wins in anaheim
>already down 3-0
kek
I though Flim Flams were supposed to have the best blueline in the league
>swiss goaltending
>>66486672
Not when they play at the Ponda Center.
>>66486678
>swiss cheese
ouch
>>66486708
>tfw finnish goaltending is actually improvement
Nightmare goggles etc.
>ho1tby
>>66486718
I think Hiller's NHL career is over, feels kinda bad
>>66486672
>mfw going through the archive at preseason threads
>FLAMES R A LOCK FOR WCF GUISE I SWEAR
>>66486672
There are posters in this thread who weren't alive the last time Calgary won in Anaheim (2004)
>>66486729
are you autismo? its just shitposting tbf ham
>>66486724
Probably, unless he is willing to take a shit contract money wise to become a backup that might end up being sent to the AHL.
>>66486724
The fun thing is that Backström is fucking done too
>>66486724
I does kinda feel bad man.
Especially as a Ducks fan, he was pretty solid up until the vertigo. He was never the same afterwards.
Will the Canucks ever win again?
>>66486672
>>66486804
Yes. The draft lottery.
>>66486757
the whole thread was going off about the flames going to be elite. pretty funny desu. are you a butthurt flamer?
>>66486804
No 2bh
>>66486822
>anyone other than the oilels winning the lottery
>>66486822
quick go make fun of the bj's fans since they were being serious too
>>66486793
I miss hearing 'My Name is Jonas' after a particularly good save.
>>66486841
oilers must have some dirt on buttman with all the fucking picks they get.
>>66486879
I bet he misses it more.
>>66486856
>bj's
>fans
good meme, flamer, not as meme as your defense though lel
>>66486793
Yeah, that Silfverberg goal he gave up was a goal given up by someone who knows he's done, just looked like a broken man who didn't even want to be there
>simmonds
>>66486960
>President's Trophy
>>66486920
so you now think I'm a fan of 2 different teams and you were wrong both times. I thought you were reading through a bunch of off season threads how don't you know what I'm talking about?
>>66486999
only a retard would fall for that bj's and stars nonsense. whoever was doing that is really bad at b8
>flyturds
Retarded goons
>>66487023
and youre the retard that fell for the flimflams one well done
>>66487068
>i-i-it was b8
>I-I-I was just pretending to be retarded
>>66487092
so now you go back to thinking I'm a flames fan? this is fun lets keep dancing your mother is a whore
>>66487122
when did I say you were a bj's fan?
Im starting to think you arent just pretending to be retarded
>rags
>holtmeme
>oshie
>backstr0m (the 0 stands for faceoffs won)
>detoilet
>muh streak
FUCK YOU CAPITALS YOU FUCKED THE STREAK ENJOY YOUR SECOND ROUND EXIT
>>66487174
Holtby was actually great today save for shootout. Oshie was mediocre and Bäckström was garbage
t. hokei analyst
>crapitals
TYBMMMMM
>that guy has said the flyers are elite so much that its coming true
>>66487190
Holtby got illegally attacked by goonturier who will certainly be suspended for that violence with intent
Is Blashill done for with the Wongs after one season if they miss the playoffs?
Congratulations Detroit for setting a record that will never be broken
It was a good streak
HEY NOW
>>66487187
>second round exit
try first round
they play >us in the first round
lmao at their lives
Caps confirmed pretenders
East comes down to blots v rags round 2
Maybe pongs
>>66487211
ha ha you fucking pansy
>>66487144
you caught me
asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;
>>66487213
If I was in charge I would fire him. That roster should make the playoffs.
>>66487222
Niggers need to leave now
Pooere and Beecock emerick on pooicide watch
Craps are so fucking bad it's unreal how bad a team could be, what a joke, how did this team win the president's trophy? PDO luck?
>>66487238
I could tell by the fact you can't read.
>>66487254
>muh high scoring slav
Why is everyone talking shit about the Caps? I guess success breeds jealousy but still. Maybe they are afraid of facing >us in playoffs?
>>66487295
FALSE FLAG
>>66487295
lets look at the craps track record real quick, what reason is there to be afraid of them? one should fear the kings or the hawks, not the craps
>Fl4mes
>>66487211
>being this mad
>>66487300
?
>>66487301
You mean how they've been able to win tight games constantly and literally won Presidents before any other team in East clinched playoffs? Seems good to me
>the Flames are only a year removed from the ploffs
How can one team be so memey
>>66487317
keep going
>9 SOG
>4 GOALS
Best blueline in the NHL everyone
>>66487318
>muh offensively gifted manlet rookie
>>66487254
>how did this team win the president's trophy?
Did you see the shit they get away with during a game? It's not hard to win in the regular season when the refs set up a double-standard.
People actually think caps gave a shit about this game?
I love how /hoc/ celebrates sonmuch whenever the Caps win. I guess they have to get all their hate out at once because it doesn't happen often
>>66487341
Flyers got away with more arguably. IDK what are you on about
>>66487242
I would say, "what? That roster with one legit defenseman?" and then I remember that Philadelphia is doing exactly that.
>>66487345
Oops i accidentally typed win instead of lose because they do it so much
>>66487333
RU AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING? THEY WERE JOKING U IDOT
>>66487368
Some were, some were serious.
>Fl5mes
>tfw guaranteed Cup next year
>>66487254
Caps get more power plays than their opponent: win
Caps get less power plays: lose
It's that simple
>>66487402
>Flame5
>>66487403
Is your AHL affiliate projected to be that good?
>>66487353
Yeah, okay, buddy, let's forget that Couturier got a penalty for making contact with Holtby, but Beagle got nothing for skating through Mason. Or that Chimera put the butt-end of his stick into Gostisbehere's gut directly in front of a referee with no call. Don't boohoo because Ghost swatted Chimera in the thigh earlier; Chimera had him in a headlock a few seconds prior. Simmonds and Voracek couldn't skate with the white jersey's permanently attached to them around the shoulders.
And Wilson doesn't even play hockey. He's a bigger Zac Rinaldo that a team wasted a 1st round pick on.
MY BOY THEODORE
Will the Ducks break 10 goals tonight?
>11 SOG
>5 Goals
This is the part where they're supposed to forfeit the game and save everyone's time
>Ottawa calgary and Vancouver were in the playoffs last year
>>66487414
>>66487423
>healthy Price
>Pacioretty
>Galchenyuk
>Subban
>Matthews/Pulju
Literally unstoppable
>>66487418
>And Wilson doesn't even play hockey. He's a bigger Zac Rinaldo that a team wasted a 1st round pick on.
Yeah but Pierre told me he was going to become a very important power forward and he's not even dirty like he was last year
>look at Ben Scrivens' twitter
>SJW shit all over the place
The must be why he's a terrible goalie.
anybody watching the ducks game?
cuz FUCK DIS DUMBASS CHALLENGE SHIT
>>66487418
Beagle tried to stop though. And what about simmonds gooning backstom up in the neutral zone without the puck? What about Giroux constantly slashing Caps? Your players aren't saints either
>>66487453
>look it up
>its true
wew glad he's on waivers now
>>66487464
nice argument.
>>66487455
Surprised they didn't just take it away for mercy
>dat Cousins SO goal
>dat #MasedGod save on Kuznetsov
>detoilet
>>66487487
can I bandwagon your team in the playoffs fãm?
>>66487455
honestly I'm watching the minnesota riots. they've taken the police station hostage its hilarious
>>66487479
No one is going to pick up that cancer either, he won't even be able to get a job with Trudeau either since he's a fucking white male
>>66487503
>Bandwagoning a team bound to exit after 1st round
Canada seems to hate winning ;^))
>>66487503
Of course.
>>66487505
minnesota riots
>white people
>good at rioting
Jesus christ. Big Buff MURDERED Stone. What a fucking hit.
>>66487530
dummy its blm
>>66487517
>not rooting for the underdogs
fuck off mongrel
>>66487503
depends, who's your usual team?
>>66487534
BASED BIG BUFF
>>66487530
White people protest, niggers riot
Did backstrom have a family member or three die before tonight's game, what was up with him?
>>66487547
well shit
>>66487558
Montreal
https://streamable.com/ib2d
KEEP YO HEAD UP BITCH NIGGA
>>66487548
I root for the team I've rooted for since 04-05 lockout not gonna change that just to be hipster and side with the underdogs
>>66487572
eh alright sure. i actually legit feel bad for you guys.
>>66487595
what team would that be?
nothing wrong with bandwagoning during the playoffs and hoping for the most memey results
>>66487615
>>66487572
oh btw thanks for taking care of detoilet the other night, much appreciated.
>>66487617
unironically Caps
>>66487615
th-thanks
>>66487590
FOCKING ROCKD
>>66487626
Caps used to be my go-to bandwagon team but they always fuck me
I've legit picked them to meme their way to the finals for 3 straight years
Hopefully Gibson was pulled for precautionary reasons due to the score, but I'm worried he is hurt. Dude is made of glass.
>Canadian professional hockey teams
>>66487659
Man, >we're getting so banged up at the worst time, thank god for that dman depth
>>66486022
This basically. I was banned for posting one image of Trudeau in /hoc/. Apparently reaction images and mfw/tfw images have to be of athletes or somehow related to sports. Mods on this board are retarded little bitches.
>>66487683
I'm getting real fucking tired of all these injuries in meaningless games against meme teams.
>>66487691
i don't pay attention to canuck politics, why is this guy hated so much?
>>66487736
he's a literal cuck
>>66487736
Literal SJW
What if the Flumes become the new 9-1s?
Where were you when Stone got his bitch ass rocked? That's what you get when you don't keep your fucking forty year old looking head up
>>66486856
But almost everyone that frequents this general was going on about how good the BJs were going to be after the Saad trade. I was one of the few on the other side saying Saad is just another Chicago baby and Chicago won the trade by leaps and bounds. But after they gave up Dano and first rounder for Ladd, I'm not so sure anymore. Depends if they win the cup.
>>66487791
fuck that faggot
>muh wrist
>>66487780
Nope.
>>66486887
Katz and Bettman are in the same secret Jewish society. They are setting Edmonton up to be a dynasty in about 5 years, but just before they are good, they will be moved to Las Vegas.
>>66487806
I fucking hate him
>oww I microfractured my pencil dick
>>66486841
>>66486887
>tfw no lottery email leaks
I'd love to see Toronto's bitchfit
>shinkaruk is a point per game in the NHL
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66487228
Don't forget about the Isanders. They are quietly coasting right now to save their gas.
>>66487843
autism
COMEBACK
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
>>66487295
Are there even any Finns on the Capitals?
CANADA OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED
ITS CANADA ELIMINATION DAY
ITS CANADA ELIMINATION DAY
ITS CANADA ELIMINATION DAY
ITS CANADA ELIMINATION DAY
ITS CANADA ELIMINATION DAY
ITS CANADA ELIMINATION DAY
>>66487858
True story: The 2015-16 season in my NHL 16 Be a GM mode has the Flames winning the Stanley Cup and Hiller winning the Conn Smythe.
>>66487882
stay mad.
>>66487896
>>>>>>>>>>
https://twitter.com/DarrenWHaynes/status/715384219355078656
I think it is going perfectly.
>>66487896
The Brits did that though
SCAAARRRR
>>66487896
>>66487912
go back to school, kids
>Flamers
God damn Gibson please be okay.
is this game even for real
>0-23
Literally how is it possible for a team to be so shit in another teams building for so long?
Final score of this game is gonna be 11-6
>>66487517
>57% Canadians on their active roster
>led by 3 good 'ol Canadian boys
Sorry Finn bro, but Philly is going to upset everyone in the playoffs. The Islanders (61% Canadian, led by Tavares, another good 'ol Canadian boy) will too.
Islanders vs Flyers ECF
Preds vs Ducks WCF
Screen Cap this.
10 for anaheim pls
Seriously Anderson
Gibson was going to have a shut out and you let in three goals
Piece of shit
>>66487896
what year did that happen?
>>66487989
My dubs for double digits for the Ducks
>>66487989
When do I get my free Hooters?
NEW THREAD
>>66488009
>>66488009
>>66488009
>>66487590
So did Buff get a penalty or ejection or anything?
>>66487736
He will literally suck your dick if he thought enough people would like it/retweet it. Basically why the Millennials voted him in; they can relate.
>>66487843
>shinkaruk
What did Vancouver get for him again?
>>66487895
Those games always make the Canadian teams better than they are because they know the majority of the people buying the games are Canadians. I had NHL 15 and Hall was an 87 overall, Eberle was an 86 overall, and RNH was an 85 overall. Sim one season, Oilers make the playoffs, next year Hall is a 90, Eberle is an 88, and RNH is an 88. Fucking ridiculous shit man. Hall should be an 85 at most. Eberle should be an 83, with all good stats in hand-eye, dekes, and passing; all defensive stats should be atrocious. RNH should be an 84.
>>66487905
So who fought your war of independence then? Because you techincally weren't Americans yet, so I guess the Britt's fought themselves in that one eh?
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