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black hleb
Fuck Barca admirers edition
>>66451706
Wenger In
Höwedes In
>old thread lasted more than 5 days
>>66451725
Plastics leaving in bigger groups than usual.
Athletes you hope attain the level of success possible at your club
Pic related, Alex Iwobi is the new Hleb
well lads it looks like another 5+ years of no trophies
T-thanks again a-arsene
>>66451758
pls, him & el neny
>>66451725
Internationals are always the slowest period
At least they didn't lose to Everton, would have just been rage for two weeks
Do you think Wenger pulls a hector and benches walcott for iwobi permanently?
>>66451790
>Wenger
>Not giving Walnut his 94th chance
>>66451798
It's entirely possible though. Remember when he pulled the plug on Verm after years of muh captaincy
what is this höwedes meme?
>tfw everytime Arsenal crosses your mind all you feel is despair and rage
When will I become numb to this lads
>>66451812
when you go support the flavor of the month team, barca is pretty popular right now
>>66451725
>no games
>no meaningful games upcoming
>no sexy rumours
>oxshit still at club
what do you expect
>>66451706
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YO HOLD UP LEMME CATCH MY BREATH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I RATE OZIL
>LE SPICY MEME
>AGENT CECH RUINING ARSENAL FROM THE INSIDE
>LE GIROO IS A GOOD STRIKER
>ZERO CLS
>2 TROPHIES IN 10 YEARS
>MEDIOCRE SMALL CLUB
>RELEVANT
>FIRST AND LAST ACTUAL CHANCE TO EVER WIN THE LEAGUE AGAIN
lads im dying someone help me
>>66451895
So never then
Who's actually good in our youth teams:
My money is on Jeff Reine-Adelaide, Malen, and Reiss Nelson making it
Fortune too
>>66451939
Volta pro 55, escória.
>>66452023
>Malen, and Reiss Nelson
who
>>66451664
they play the kind of football arsenal wants to play since wenger got a boner for technical manlets
>>66452134
Nelson's been making some u21 appearances this season even though he didn't turn 16 until december so his hype is understandable
why do arse players magically become shit after a year of brilliance?
>>66451939
wow rude
>>66452362
wenger gets to them
>>66452362
Who?
>>66452345
Arsenal's u21 team is bang average and I assume at this point in the season most of the good kids or out on loan or injured.
Every u21 team in England has 16/17/18 year olds playing regularly.
Who /depression setting in earlier than usual/ here
>>66452362
>look around
>still no signings
>feo is still at the club earning lots w/o doing shit
>why should i give 100% only for 4th place trophy again
>>66452439
yes u21 teams are usually 17/18 but making sub appearances at 15 is still on the fast track
>>66451812
Giroud was scoring from crosses fairly regularly last year.
>>66451803
>Verm
>Deboochy
See the similarity?
Wenger only cucks defenders, maybe CMs as well.
He's got a boner for attacking midfielders and strikers and is willing to give them a million chances (Walcott, Ox, even friggin Gervinho before he was sold) based on 1 or 2 good performances per season.
Meanwhile you have Campbell, Iwobi etc getting frustrated on the bench and losing their edge.
I really do hope that he gives Soupman and Kenobi more chances until the end of the season, it would benefit the club greatly.
It would also benefit Walcott when you think about it, he's better as a supersub (same can be said about Giroud, hence DatGuy should be the starting striker)
>>66452533
Depoopchy got unlucky twice and reacted badly to Bellerin being picked. Can't blame Wenger for that.
welbeck out
walcott out
ramsey out
wenger out
>>66452439
our youth teams usually have good attackers but woeful midfielders/defenders
>>66452468
fast track to nothing based on Arsenal's track record with youth
They spend millions bringing in kids and produce sod all
>>66452591
I blame Wenger for buying such a shit player in the first place
>>66452637
I blame arsenal for destroying a decent defender
>>66452610
>our youth teams usually have good attackers
Name one who isn't Afobe.
Are Arsenal the most beta club in football history?
>>66452023
What about the other French bloke we signed with Jeff?
Isn't he supposed to be quite good?
>>66452362
Pressure.
This squad is perfectly capable of winning the title, they just don't have the mental strength, and when the pressure gets to them, they collapse.
>>66452766
There was literally no pressure on them when they lost to West Ham, West Brom, Swansea or Watford. There wasn't even any pressure when they played against Utd's B team.
They pressure only comes after we lose lad.
There was absolutely no pressure on the team when we were top of the table in January.
>>66452760
>you now remember le tallec and sinama-pongolle
>>66452647
>newcastle level
>decent
okay
>>66452637
He wasn't shit though.
>>66452647
He was decent for us. Not sure where people are getting this shit from.
>>66452797
West Ham and West Brom were both fluke results.
There was pressure on us during Swansea, Watford, and United because we had been in a poor run of form, and because around January/February we reached that point of the season where the table starts to solidify and the champions begin to become evident, so every match became a must-win. We couldn't cope with that.
Of course there was pressure on the team when we were top of the table. We were fucking top of the table.
>>66452760
Fortune, who is mentioned
>>66452856
Yes he was. Worse than Santos in fact.
>>66452876
That's objectively completely incorrect.
>>66452797
>>66452862
the team actually responds quite well in do or die situations
when they beat leicester, the rescuing of points against spurs, the olympiakos game, the run to save 4th etc
their problem is when they expect to win. monaco, west ham, the first couple of cl games, all those games you listed
they go into the game thinking i know the game isn't over yet but come in it's ... we've already won let's celebrate
and then they lose. their game plan goes to pot because they are careless and they don't know how to rescue it.
>>66452912
nah
>>66451758
This nigga and Zelalel.
>>66451722
They need to replace mertesaker with howedes
>>66452766
>This squad is perfectly capable of winning the title, they just don't have the mental strength
Which makes them incapable of winning the title. Also, they're not that good and nowhere near disciplined enough.
>>66451939
>he doesn't rate ozil
>>66454827
>u will never be that doge
>>66452456
this is very accurate to be fair
>>66452915
They can respond well to do or die situations when they're below expectations.
When they hit a shit patch and the questions start being raised about whether this'll be the year they drop out of the top 4, they'll rev up the engines and become good. Or whether they'll be eliminated from a shitty group in the group stages of the CL, they'll rev up the engines and turn things around.
But ACTUAL pressure, real pressure, actually living up to expectations, they can't deal with. They lower the expectations, and then exceed those low expectations to make it look like they're good at "exceeding expectations" and all that shit.
If that makes sense.
And yeah, they also underestimate smaller teams.
>>66454793
A squad with Alexis Sanchez, Mesut Ozil, and a 20something goal a season striker in attack, Coquelin, Jack, and Ramsey (even though he's shit now) in midfield, and Petr Cech, Monreal, Kosc in defence is perfectly capable of winning a Premier League title.
They are that good.
They just don't have the mental strength or the discipline to actually challenge.
The staff at Arsenal needs some serious looking into desu. The manager's shit, the medical team is shit, and their clearly needs to be a better form of psychology at the club, because players drop into irrecoverable periods of shit form for way too long (see Ramsey, Ozil, Ox, etc) and the team as a whole doesn't seem to have the mental capability to challenge for an entire season.
tfw no based wilshere
Who's fault is it for the poor development of a lot of our young players like Jack and Ox?
Is it their fault? The club's fault? The media's fault?
I don't think I'll ever get over the frustration of knowing that Jack and Ox still aren't top class players, and there's a high chance they'll never reach that level.
>>66455685
>What are constant injuries due to shitty training regimes and even shittier physios
>>66455624
worst arsenal feel desu
>>66455685
>wilshere
>poor development
lel
Wilshere at 16 is better than everyone in this team except ozil, cazorla sanchez and based campbell
>>66455725
I think it's more than just the injuries, you know. At least with Ox.
I mean yeah there's definitely an issue with our medical staff because the constant injuries to our players is no fluke, but I think there's so much more to it.
Why is it that these young English players at Spurs are able to seamlessly come up into the first team and into the international setup with seemingly no issue?
Dele Alli and Oxshit have come from very similar circumstances. Both joined a big Premier League side from a League One side. One showed a lot of promise but never built on that promise and then just started to regress. The other showed a lot of promise, built on that promise, began improving, forced his way right into the first team, and is now an established international and it's pretty much unanimous that he deserves to be in the England setup.
Ox was supposed to be the one with the most potential. But look what's happened.
I guarantee if Ox went to Spurs he would be becoming a fucking Bale-esque world beater.
>>66455685
>>66455834
also he has developed fine except for injuries
>>66455834
People forget how inconsistent he is.
I guess that's partly attributed to injuries though.
But he's always been better for England than he has been for Arsenal.
>>66455685
>wilshere
His main issue is injuries, if he didn't have them I'm sure he would be great, he looks good most of the time anyway, but the added game experience would help him become better
>chamberlain
Think this one has to be down to Wenger. He's just never really been taught how to play football. Wenger doesn't care about that.
>>66455685
Jack is genuinely a top class player already. It's just the club's fault that he never plays. Every time he's come back from an injury he's looked better and stronger than before.
"Poor development" doesn't apply to Wilshere at all. It's just poor management of his injuries by Arsenal.
As for Ox, it's a combination of him not trying to develop and the club/manager allowing him to be complacent and get away with not improving. Feels like they've never gave him any instructions or training.
>>66455838
the problem with chamberlain is his attitude
he thinks he has made it, that he is a top player
dele alli could fall just as hard. oz was good in the 1st season then became shit in every other. difference is alli doesn't rely on speed like chamberlain.
personally i think ox has to play as either 10 or 9 for a lower level or foreign club. his shooting is too shit and cant shift across from wide to get into scoring positions. also loses the ball too much to play in c mid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9hEQZHOS0
>>66455925
>oz was good in the 1st season
But it was a different level of good than Alli.
Ox scored a few goals in the cups and looked a decent player, was given a chance in the first team due to injuries, took it, but didn't exactly cement it. Not that many goals or assists and there haven't been many since.
Alli forced himself into the team much quicker, kept scoring, kept assisting, got called up to the England squad, scored a goal, forced himself into the England team, etc etc etc.
>>66456078
Should have signed Martial and Carrasco on that day desu
>>66455582
Coquelin can't get into the French squad, half of them can't stay fit and outside from Özil and Monreal, none of them can perform consistently over a full season, Giroud is shit.
They're good enough only in a hypothetical situation that will never occur anyway. Granted, they're not getting much help by being managed by someone who isn't good enough either.
Friendly reminder that Monreal isn't that good.
>>66456460
He's consistent and almost always gets 7/10 performances which is good. I would say that he's been Arsenals best defender this season
Should have signed Kante 2bh lads
>>66457507
>come back from charlton
>about to get sold
>gets a surprise start against city away
>win 2-0
>become integral part of team
>never get a call up from france
>some fufu eating midget joins leicester
>they call him up
>he scores on his debut
>meanwhile you're stuck on your hotel room reading one piece
is there anyone more BTFO than coquelin?
>>66457721
>meanwhile you're stuck on your hotel room reading one piece
Kek.
If Coq never got injured and never had to play alongside Ramsey he would have got a call up. Fuck that Welsh cunt.
>>66457721
There's no way he won't get a call up at some point.
It's a shame he has to wait, but it's a matter of when not if.
>>66458500
Lassana Diarra is getting call ups before him.
It's not going to happen for Coquelin unless he learns how to play football or unless other niggas get injured.
Pretty sure it's coming home this summer lads
>If I play well, I will end up at Arsenal
What did he mean by this?
Oezil scored and it looked like he was having quite some fun in the first half - much different to the last game for Arsenal.
Did Girpoo score (or played at all)?
>>66461528
Giroud scored the other day. Also pulled out one his trademark godly first touches and megged a guy.
As for our other strikers, Welbz and Walcott have both been terrible.
Garde when
>>66462149
Where've you been la?
>>66462196
Working Tbh
Also I don't post if I'm streaming a match because my netbook a shit
>>66462332
Shane Long confirmed yet?
>>66462482
>tfw only Irish Arsenal prospect is Crowely and he'll just choose England anyway if he turns good
We're just not good enough
>no injured players
nice desu
England really miss Wilshere. Every other midfielder bar Drinkwater is an idiot
>>66456078
>it's an opposition player walks down the other end and scores episode
>>66462090
>Giroud scored the other day. Also pulled out one his trademark godly first touches and megged a guy.
Good to hear that.
>As for our other strikers, Welbz and Walcott have both been terrible.
Man, I honestly don't give a fuck about Walcott anymore, but Welbz, shit, we need him.
>>66462950
Agreed.
>tfw you wanted the autistic trips to leave and now they did and /arse/ is ded
>>66455838
Ox somehow never learned how to pass or do anything other than dribble at people in the time he has been here. Look at Iwobi and even Gnabry a couple years ago. Solid passers who link up with others well.
Its like he has accepted that running fast, dribbling, and hitting the post are his only strengths.
>>66464174
They didn't even post that much within the past year before leaving
>tfw I'm pretty sure I post on here the most now
>>66464245
I still pop in at least for an hour morning and evening anon
>>66464245
>tfw I'm pretty sure I post on here the most now
probably me m8
pick one
Arda Turan: "I knew that if I played very well I could end up at Barca. If I played just well, I'd end up at Arsenal."
looooooooool
>>66465824
nice tits on the one on the right
>>66465824
right
>>66465824
the one that doesn't personify lost youth
>>66465824
>tfw not manlet
Feels good desu
>>66466141
keep telling yourself that
>>66451722
>Höwedes
PLS
>>66466211
5'8 and below -manler
5'9-6 - average
6'1 and above- tall
Wenger Out
Ozil In
Arteta as manager Y/N?
>>66466562
Anything below 6'1 is manlet status lad
>>66466654
Manager of arse no
A manager somewhere so doing what giggsy does with laang baal sure
>>66468173
Haven't alot of players in the squad and Wonga himself said that he's got potential as a top manager? He's also said that Bellerin and Iwobi looked very promising and he expected that they would have break out years which they have
>>66468303
Artekkers and Wonga next season?
Thrusting him straight into lone manager doesn't seem like a tip top idea lad
>>66468303
Everyone in the squad has a lot of respect for Arteta. He articulate and seems pretty intelligent.
>>66468423
Trial by fire tßh also expectation wouldn't be too high but yea would like to see him like Giggs next season
>>66468453
Doesn't he know something like 4-5 languages too?
Fuck Arteta desu. He might be a good manager but we don't need an AKB manager.
>>66468506
Well we know he knows French and Scouse
Can't remember the last time I enjoyed an Arsenal game desu lads. Maybe Stoke home last season. We've seriously been playing like shit.
>>66474787
Everton was good senpai
>>66474821
>Everton was good
It's precisely because Everton weren't good that we actually had a decent performance.
>>66474787
bayern home
olympiakos away
zagreb away
based campbell making arsenal fun again
I woke up today and we still haven't signed anyone
Wenger Out
>>66460336
He's bragging because he's permabenched at barca
fucking manlet cockroach
morning wenger
lads out
how many bongs till signings lads
>>66476367
Just bought Romelu
>>66476400
DUBS CONFIRM
ARSENAL"S SAVED THE SEASON SAVED
OUR LAST WEEKS LADS THE TITLE IS OURS TOO
I hate Barca so fucking much.
>>66476478
What provoked this post?
In other news, Xhaka coming to Arsenal accourding to BILD.
Let's hear your Granit Xhaka chants anons
>>66476851
inferiority complex
>Wenger will extend his contract
HAHAHAHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH FAILSENAL
>>66476863
>Mourinho will win the title with ManUtd before Wenger wins it
>Wenger would still stay
>>66476851
Xhaka already said he spoke to Coquelin because he wants his shirt number if he signs for us.
But it's just another one of those episodes where a good player wants to join us and Wenger doesn't sign them.
>you now remember being hopeful as fuck when >we finished the year on top
>>66476894
Wenger spoke to his family in Germany senpai it's all good, you're allowed to be happy
>>66476926
>tfw you actually fell for Wengers lies and thought Arsenal would win the league
Never again
>wenger extending contract
>signing another midfielder when we need a striker
>tfw welbeck first choice striker next season
>sanogo LANS
>>66476949
Wenger talks to player's families all the time. He spoke to Rabiot's too.
He also took Buffon out for dinner m8. It means nothing.
>>66476972
desu we do need another midfielder... and even more
>1 RB to replace Debuchy
>1 LB to replace Gibbs
>1 CB to replace Mert
>1 DM to replace Flamini
>1-2 CM to replace Arteta / santi's getting old / wilshere's still injured
>1-3 Wingers to replace Rosicky/Walcott/Ox and Joel if Wenger still continues to overlook him
>1 striker
tl;dr we're fucked
>>66476979
I wonder if he took Ozil to a shisha bar before he signed
>you now remember tomas rosicky
>>66477080
Wenger will probably keep faith in several of these players. I just hope he doesn't offer any of them new contracts. My guess is >we're getting one new midfielder.
>>66477080
>chambers 'can' play DM, RB and CB
>welbeck, ramsey, wilshere 'can' play on the wing, possibly even bellerin
>sanogo striker, theo, alexis 'can' play there
>gibbs will stay so add another potential winger
whole war chest on xhaka, maybe get chilwell. 'I am happy with what we have' and no more signings confirmed.
>>66477113
You forgot:
>There's no quality on the market
>There's more money and very few top top talents
>If someone exceptional becomes available, we will try to make it happen
>>66476926
I was even stupid enough to think we had a chance after beating Leicester the 2nd time. I should have listened to Austria.
>11 points from the title
AKB's defend this shit please
Does the Ox still have a future at Arsenal? He hasn't seemed to have done much in any season there.
>>66477321
I'm puzzled as to why Wenger and Hodgson rate him so highly. Would like to assume it's something I'm completely missing in his game. Still think he's very one dimensional and developed very little during 5 (five) years at Arsenal. Mid-table player to me.
if you could sell one of either walcott or ox, who would it be?
>>66477345
>developed very little during 5 (five) years at Arsenal
more like declined considerably
>Mid-table player to me
in the championship maybe
>‘If at any time an offer of €100m (£78m) or €120 million (£95m) for Aubameyang comes to us, then we will discuss,’ Watzke told Kicker via AS
>>66477309
>you now remember us being top of the table in January
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/4ck2hk/shut_up_about_xhaka/
>plebbit
>>66477398
>Wenger will unironically put in a bid of £35 million
>>66477378
We could probably con someone into paying a decent amount for Ox this season. I've seen him linked with Southampton, West Ham and Man City all in the past couple months.
Doubt anyone at all would be interested in Walcott.
>>66477378
Probably Walcott as he's older and earns way too much. But like >>66477416 said Ox would be easier to offload.
>>66477410
>plebbit unironically wants lukaku
holy shit ameridumbs are truly the worst
is xhaka even good?
seems like a lot of money for a bundesliga player
>>66477547
nope. he's really not anything special.
reminds me of that dm that used to play for city a couple years back.
waste of money
>>66477632
javi garcia?
>>66477649
yeah
>>66477655
swiss dubs confirm xhaka a shit like elneny
>>66477733
rip
5 says Kondogbia is coming
is we gonna win next game?
>>66477782
sure why not
>>66477801
is spuds gonna beat livapoo?
>>66477857
No.
>>66477863
so if >we beat whu then we are 0 (ZERO) points behind spuds
>Arsenal fans tried and failed miserably to make "The Wonder of You" into their own YNWA/Blue Moon
LOL! Harder than it seems to create something iconic, eh arsecunts?
>>66477923
>if
Coq will definitely foul someone at some point and Payet will score another 30+ yard free-kick.
>>66477923
>if
Payet's going to destroy us.
>>66477946
whats wrong with trying to provide entertainment to fans? should they ban clapping and mascots.
just because u fags killed 96 and made us have no fun allowed doesnt mean we shouldnt try.
>>66465844
I don't get how thats a diss desu. Pretty obvious we are not as big of a club as Barca.
>>66478393
>Pretty obvious we are not as big of a club as Barca
That's what hurts
>neville
>the township of neville brothers
>>66478806
what happend?
>>66476851
The fact that everyone licks barca's balls and treats them like humble lads who play for the fun. In reality they play dirty everytime we face them, they tap up players and they have an obsession with belittling Arsenal.
>>66478883
got sacked
bit of a random time
Neville IN
>>66479023
As expected desu.
Henry was at Roster teeth.
>You know, I've actually thought about making lets play myself but it is a very huge time commitment.
Would you watch lads?
>>66479603
is that danny drinkwater?
>>66479603
>Henry
>Rooster Teeth
I would like that.
Still in hiding lads, won't come back until the summer, saw on instagram we are signing someone name Xhaka, done deal? Is it true? Is he good? I'm staying away from twitter too, been in /vg/ and /tv/ since we loss to Man U
why dont you guys just shutdown the general till August? you niggas are only arguing about delusional dreams till the end of the season
>>66480099
>believing rumours
you should know better than this mate
>>66480141
I hate this club so fucking much, fuck this
>>66480153
>not taking comfort in the fact that Arsenal is the only thing in your life that will never change
>>66477080
>>1 RB to replace Debuchy
Jenko LANS
>>1 LB to replace Gibbs
Gibbs will stay
>>1 CB to replace Mert
Mert will stay
>>1 DM to replace Flamini
Elneny will suffice
>>1-2 CM to replace Arteta / santi's getting old / wilshere's still injured
Wilshere LANS after playing decently at Euros
>>1-3 Wingers to replace Rosicky/Walcott/Ox and Joel if Wenger still continues to overlook him
Akpom LANS, Iwobi fills gap
>>1 striker
Hahahahahaha
literally what's going to happen. maybe >we get götze but don't really need him. that's all.
Who /eternal despair/ here?
Im tired lads.....
>>66476926
I never was hopeful.
And pic was still related.
>>66480183
Gotze is going to Liverpool la. Kloppo tapped him up already
>>66480099
>since we loss to Man U
More like because of Dark Souls 3. You can just forget about Arsenal when it gets released to the rest of the world in 2 weeks.
lads
I just realised that the league is unironically still possible this season
Spuds have a tougher fixture list and Leicester's last 3 games are JFMSU tier
>>66480320
>implying chelsea and united won't throw their matches against lestah
>>66480346
I don't really believe either
Van Gaal is going to cock up again
Wet Spam are probably going to choke again
I definitely think Chelshit would throw the game if necessary
So, yeah, it's basically over ;_;
>>66480320
just have to win all our games ;)
>>66480320
Don't know why you lads still do this to yourselves
>>66480320
No one has fucked Leicester's shit up this season aside from, ironically, Arsenal. They are the favorites in every game from now till the end of the season. Leicester, who have only lost 3 times all season, need to lose a further 3 times and Arsenal have to win pretty much every single game left this season.
Rate
>>66481651
Stupid AKB/10
Xhaka IN
4 players left
>>66481651
>welbeck
>false 9
WTF
>a car will run you over before you see Arsenal without Wenger
>>66481651
>>66481772
>Santi on the wing
Do you guys watch Arsenal games?
Also
>Wijnaldum
N-no thanks
This AKB/Howedes Brazilian lad might be my new least favourite poster desu
chile 4-1 venezuela
alexis involved assisting 2 goals, missed a 1 on 1 with the GK and did an overall good match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFoQjSXux_o
>>66481772
>Campbell on the right
>santi as a winger
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/mar/30/arsenal-dortmund-henrikh-mkhitaryan-midfield
>more midfielders
>>66480307
>>66482722
He can also play on the wing
WENGER OUT
Will Cazorla be here next season?
>>66482869
He would be shit under Wenger. Tuchel made him great. Wenger is a hack.
>>66483366
Hope
Not.
>>66483366
Does it matter? Wenger will still be here.
>>66483603
This
Imagine we had a manager that actually improves players
Cazorla would actually score goals and would be Payet tier
>tfw this will be the only arsenal related silverware this season
http://www.bcfc.com/news/article/jon-toral-blues-birmingham-city-junior-player-awards-3033280.aspx?
>>66483655
They are not even close to being the same type of players and Cazorla has been great for us anyways.
Is this one of those lets blame random nonsense shit on Wenger episode again?
>>66483655
>Cazorla would actually score goals
No he wouldn't. He's lost his goalscoring ability with age.
He used to play the Ozil role except more direct and more goalscoring, now he plays deeper in the midfield. He's had to adapt his game to his decreasing physical ability, similar to Arteta.
He was like Payet when he first came though.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-watch-transfer-target-granit-7658283
XHAKA AND KROOS
I N
N
>>66483708
We're the Champions of The Football Association Community Shield la.
>>66483756
>He's lost his goalscoring ability with age.
Earlier this season he scored two in a match for Spain and looked like he was 1st season at Arsenal Cazorla.
Wenger must have coached him out of shooting so often, but fuck knows why he always decides to shoot at defenders these days.
>>66483738
How are they not the same? They are exactly the same type of player
Wenger just ruined Cazorla by putting him on the wing
>>66483909
No they are not at all. Payet is those moment of magic players who literally does nothing for most of the game. He's more comparable to Arshavin.
>>66483769
Welcome to the club lad
>>66483980
Um, no. Behind Ozil/Messi he creates most chances in Europe for several seasons in a row.
kys
>>66484026
kys is a bit harsh I take it back la
>>66484026
nice stats lad.
>Nacho Monreal says that Arsenal have turned their form around by sticking together and defending as a team
>3 wins in our last 10 games
Nacho out desu
Signed vary and Mahrez fo 3m combined in fifa, fuggg
>>66481772
Wijnaldum out
Kroos in
>>66485008
This desu
>tfw ozil plays for arsenal
Good feel desu
>>66485103
Not for long though which feels bad
'Samuel Galindo'
>>66485526
total failure
dubs and Wenger gets sacked
dubs and wenger wont be sacked
dubs and Sweden fluke the Euros
>>66485819
Wenger is never getting sacked. Surely every Arsenal fan knows this shit now.
The only way he'll go is if he decides its time. The decision is up to him sadly.
>>66485990
I accepted this a long time ago but it's still mad. The other day he came out and said he will definitely be manager next season and the choice is completely his. That's the kind of thing only the board should be able to announce.
good morning and hello and where are the signings
>>66486142
Xhaka confirmed
Mkhitaryan next
>>66486190
not bad. can >we get obamayang too or is he shit now
>>66457721
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3516374/Arsenal-lining-35million-deal-secure-Borussia-Monchengladbach-midfielder-Granit-Xhaka.html
>>66486221
Obamaman is going to Madrid
>>66451706
get ur moneys worth of thread photos before he leaves
>>66486299
before who leaves? A ball is an inanimate object, idk why youre calling it a he.
the weird thing is arsenal are just like me in real life - going nowhere in life
i started my first year of uni at 19 and now im 24 and in my second year after a string of failures and medical timeouts from uni
if that isnt a metaphor for the team i support i dont know what is
>>66486356
Wenger did this to you.
>>66486356
come on its not like you're 30
>>66486395
I'm 27 and arsenal have ruined my life
>>66486221
Obama isn't going anywhere lad Ibra incoming tho
>>66486356
Wtf 5 years and only on ur 2nd semester? What happened
>>66486333
>balls aren't people
Get out shitlord
>mfw my 30 day ban is over
That wasn't fun. Anyway, what happened to those "wonderkid" Nigerians? I thought they signed.
As for Arsenal itself, Arsenal was never going to win without a top striker. Sanchez has been one of the worse players for Arsenal, I've seen shitty Brit sketch shows taking the piss out of him already. Giroud is doing his season collapse. Walcott has dropped in form, but not nearly as much as Sanchez and Giroud. Elmemey is trying to be Frank Lampard. Coq has collapsed too.
There is nothing good in the team. Arsenal need Top 4 again and to finally get a proper striker. Ibra wants to move to EPL, he has no reason to stay with PSGWINSLOL league. Unless he's a merc, he's more likely to move to Arsenal than United.
>>66486434
y were u banned and idk what happened to the kids probably gonna be closer to the first team in 3 years
also
>tfw
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10817517/Is-watching-football-making-you-depressed.html
>>66486434
>30 day ban
wtf did you do
>>66486434
>actually serving bans
u wot m8
>>66486434
>That wasn't fun. Anyway, what happened to those "wonderkid" Nigerians? I thought they signed.
One of them said they signed their contract already, but he's not 18 yet so he can't official join us. Not sure about the other one.
You ever been tired /arse/?
>>66486647
literally everyday for the past like 5 years straight.
>>66486647
I have a form of brain damage which basically makes me a walking meme. So, yes.
>>66482722
>Mhki at Arsenal
>>66455886
"injury"
you spelt coke habit wrong
>>66486878
Wilshere slander will not be tolerated here m8.
>>66482869
Irrelevant. Arsenal need a proper goal scorer. The last one we had was Henry. I guess you can claim RvP was OK for that one season. Walcott shows he can do it, then collapses.
One day... You know what makes it worse? The chairmen have the money to help Wenger buy whomever he wants. They'd rather spend £500m on a fucking ranch.
>>66487042
he owns land thats bigger than the size of LA
i know what i'd rather have
>>66487067
I know he does, but the guy could give £50m to Wenger every window, along with £50m from the other guys. That's enough.
But no. They're happy with Wenger living on a shoestring and making them bank. United used to brag about this shit, now they've given in to the Jew and gone full shekel splash.
>>66487117
Yeah but united won titles? What has arsenal/wenger won besides 2 FA cups the past 12 years? Also the shoestring budget is a fucking meme seeing as how arsenal has rhe most cash reserves and Wenger bought one ONE fucking outfield player between summer and january transfer windows.
>>66488432
Those cash reserves aren't for transfers. They're general money.
United spent £300m in two seasons and have nothing to show for it. Wenger has spent £550m in 20 years.
>>66488451
At least they are showing ambition. I know one of Wengers biggest fears is spending big money on a bust but inactivity like the club has had recently is inexcusable and the money has been there for transfers for years the board and that kike kroenke prefer lining their pockets.
>>66488626
That's the problem. Kroenke and Co aren't going to give Wenger £50m to spend on a player if there is a chance he'll flop.
The amounts United, Chelsea, City and Liverpool have spent in recent years is insane. Arsenal would be a real force with that kind of spending, but there is no desire to do that with them. I don't know why.
>>66488683
I think you underestimate how much power wenger has
>>66476949
>signs Xhaka
>kicks out Coq
>>66477080
Just buy the whole Lester City team already, Jesus.
>>66477948
>Coq will definitely foul someone
Or Gabby P. Or Mert. Or Ramsey (if he's alive).
>>66451725
This board has been killed
>>66451725
>Wenger lasted for more than 20 years
>Xhaka in
Shit. I was hoping for Zlatan, Lewy and Krycho (+ maybe Piszczu too).
>>66483366
Yes.
He's to be buried under the pitch turf, right next to Arteta and Wilshere.
>>66488683
>I don't know why.
More money for the board? Are they getting an interest or whatever from unspent dosh?
>>66489825
>Cucking the Coq
Not even Wenger would dare.
The delusional rumours have started pretty early this year. I mean come on sure Xhaka is probably coming, but
>Kroos
>Mkhitaryan
>Any world-class striker
You'll get young black "talents" that will disappear into obscurity in the next two years and you'll love it.
>35 million for Xhaka
Kek, Arsenal getting jewed hard
>>66489962
>paying millions for average players to finish fourth
Isn't this pretty much the Arsenal business model?
>Britain leaves the EU
>Wenger gets deported
Its the only way to get rid of him. Do your duty.
>>66490028
But then who's going to lead the mighty Arsenal to fourth place and continued mediocrity?
i
believe
we
can
win
lads
>>66490028
Wenger has the protection of the Queen la
>>66489931
>and you'll love it
I'd love Arsenal being great again. I'd love Arsenal taking real chances at winning things. I'd love Arsenal being serious about football.
eboue banned for a year. hold my sides. he's still providing the lels
I am coming.
>>66490313
me too, in 2021
>>66490313
>implying it's not United
>>66490313
>signing a finished 50 year old for £30+ million
Sounds more like Van Laal signing to me
Lel Sunderland have sacked Eboue.
>>66490557
>>66490126
Shit, really? What did he do?
>>66490570
He got banned by Fifa for not paying his agent
>>66490581
Blimey
>Rosicky back in training
just in time to win the league and finish his career with a bang
>>66490581
>ban on taking part in any football-related activity that will last for one year or until he pays the total outstanding amount owed to his former agent if this occurs before the one-year ban has elapsed
don't see why they'd end the contract straight away, he'll clearly just pay the money to his agent
>unironically not signing the next lewandowski
he's almost as handsome as lewa too
>>66491174
T H I S
B
H
>>66491174
>balding
no thanks
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/mar/31/arsenal-oligarchs-tv-billions
>12 years of misery
>wenger plan BTFO
WENGER OUT
Would have Gary as our Giggs since City poached Viera tbqh.
>>66491453
I like Gary now but we can't be having a Man U lad as our manager desu
>>66491271
>but look at the sweep of the past 12 years and it becomes apparent there is also one huge underlying issue. That is not to say it is the only explanation or the even the most significant explanation, but in answering the question of how Arsenal got from there to here, it is the broadest in scope: Arsenal, through no real fault of their own, found themselves on the wrong side of football’s economics.
Dropped.
It's not about money. It's Wenger's fault.
>>66491498
Would probably make dat guy goat
>>66491518
Don't be stupid. Welbeck will always be shit.
Neville would play Wilshere every game and make him captain though so I wouldn't hate him at all.
Why are we being linked with Kroos? Zidane seems to be having an actual defensive midfielder do the defending now so Kroos doesn't have to. Doubt he'll be up for sale now that Rafa isn't playing him out of position.
>You are now aware that Eboue won three league titles and five domestic cups after he left Arsenal
how much did the new stadium end up costing?
>>66491551
Less than West Ham's new one.
>>66491566
got any numbers?
>>66491543
Probably wants a new deal
leave the 9th inning to me
>Wilshere back in full training
Am i dreaming?
>>66492330
YES!
THE MEDICAL TEAM TRIED TO KEEP HIM DOWN BUT SUPER JACK IS BACK
>>66492330
>it's real
>>66491271
What a shit article. Offers nothing new on a subject and viewpoint that has beated to death.
> post unpopular Arsenal opinions
Pires > Bergkamp desu. Bergkamp has never played better than 01/02 Pires.
>>66492839
Song should have been bought back
>>66492978
Shouldn't have been sold in the first place to be honest
Still not sure why he was
>>66492978
Vermaelen shouldn't have been sold
>>66493083
Vermaelen was permacrocked and not that good, no problem with this one
But he should have been replaced
Occasional reminder that Spurs or Leicester are going to win the league this year.
>>66493083
Bendtner, Diaby and Rosicky should deserve/d a 1 year extension for a testimonial.
>>66492839
Wenger in
does anybody still support this plastic soulless club that exists purely to benefit its shareholders and not to win titles ?
>>66493157
Based Rosicky doesn't deserve to be mentioned ith them two.
>>66492839
The entire plan surrounding the move to the Emirates was retarded.
Hleb is one of the best midfielders Arsenal had in the last 15 years.
Chamberlain and Ramsey should've joined United and they would've been world class now.
Elneny is shit, Coquelin is shit, Gabriel is shit, although I doubt the latter is still unpopular.
Wenger is mismanaging players.
Gunnersaurus is a cool mascot.
Beautiful football hasn't been part of Arsenal's identity for close to 5 years now, Stoke is more Barcelona than Arsenal these days.
>>66493342
>Coquelin is shit
>Gunnersaurus is a cool mascot.
Disagree with these ones desu
>Wenger is mismanaging players.
Not unpopular at all.
>>66493342
>Lenny,Coq and Gabriel are shit
>>66493342
Chamberlain? Perhaps, since SAF would have just stuck him him in a wing friendly system and he knows how to handle those types of players.
Ramsey? Fuck off. When will this meme end? Dude was shit before his 3-6 month meme run and he's been shit after that too. I cannot respect anyone who rates him highly.
>>66493572
I don't rate him. But you bet your ass that he would've been a very efficient mdifielder under Ferguson because he wouldn't allow him to become complacent and incompetent like he is now.
Imagine Ox under a proper manager. He'll probably leave for City and then score +10 league goals per season ffs
>>66493664
This SAF meme again? The guy has had his fair share of failures.
desu you guys just need to accept that certain players just suck and its not entirely Wenger's fault.
>>66493664
Chamberlain is too old now to do that
>>66493783
The guy also replaced Ronaldo with Valencia and won the league easily and has a history doing well with absolutely shit players.
Fine, world class is a big exaggeration, but Ramsey probably would've been better off joining United.
>>66493891
He's 22.
>>66493943
So? By the time you are 22 if you are wank you are wank.
>>66493965
Yeah, I'm not doing this, fuck off.
>>66493986
>muh potential
>>66494025
That's more of an individual thing than a "this scenario counts for every player ever at this age" kind of thing.
>>66494129
Some players develop late and get better sure. But chamberlain hasn't improved in years. I can't see him going down any other path but the one trodden by all pacebabies before him
Should Theo Walcott be lynched
y/n
>>66494652
racist
>>66452607
>welbeck
>out
cute
>>66495893
trip on
Reminder we'd be as irrelevant as my little spuds if it wasn't for Wenger.
Wind your necks in and show some respect, you fucking runts.
wenger out desu
>>66496902
You mean the little spuds that have a much better chance of winning the league than Arsenal?
Stop living in the past mate
>TWELVE YEARS since the last title
Who can stop us
>>66498067
Wenger, Bellerin, Koscielny, Ozil injury, Ramsey, Alexis injury, Walcott, Ox, Coq injury, Gabriel, Cech injury, Ospina, Shad and his team, the AKB board.
>tfw you realised Arsenal could/should be on the cusp of their 3rd FA cup - league double right now
Should be facing Palace in the SF & 4 pts clear at the top (3 v Swansea, 4 v Liverpool, 3 v WBA, 2 v Norwich,), not even including our other jokes of games.
>>66498067
anyone with a good defense and a strong midfield.
>>66494652
What the hell Sweden
>>66498067
>Wilshere making more than 5 appearances a season
>things that will happen
Pick one and only one
>>66498336
he's fixed now
>>66498067
Chelsea. As per usual.
>>66498403
>implying Gabriel and the medical team won't try to break him again
Came here for the daily laugh.
HA HA HA LOSERS
>>66498458
wow you're such a troll!
fuck off faggot
Lads, Ozil has been praising Wenger again. Feels bad that he's a filthy AKB even in the situation he's in.
Also, my resources have informed me that Ozil has verbally agreed to a new long term contract and they will begin to discuss the details at the end of the season.
>Xhaka
I wish this meme about us buying "x" player before the window starts would die. Especially when that player is shit.
>Arsene Wenger has signed a contract extension that will keep him at #Arsenal until 2021.
Good news lads!
>Wenger started Oxlaide Chamberlain against Barcelona
>>66499640
>Ox played well until he got fucking rekt
What now pussy???
>>66499808
>missed a sitter
>did absolutely nothing else
fuck off
based iwobi's siblings
I miss Cazorla :^(
>>66500013
do u miss me too bby?
>>66500371
Piss off Gerardo
>>66500384
:^)
>>66498981
That is good news. A new manager isn't going to be given funds to buy players.
The problem is the board. Everything went to shit when Dean left.
You cannot prove me wrong. A new manager isn't going to get any kind of cash and isn't going to pull in any kind of talent by name alone. Unless it's Pep.
You WOBs are fucking clueless and think that a change will always = success, despite FUCKING OBJECTIVE EMPIRICAL FACTUAL EVIDENCE SAYING SWITCHING MANAGERS DOES NOT = SUCCESS.
>>66452607
this
>>66497615
And? What does that mean? Isn't it like 40 years since Spurs won a title?
who /hyped for the new roof/ here?
https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/657131/Stunning-Arsenal-revelations-Emirates-to-install-sunroof-star-players-reveal-their-views
>>66500749
everything went to shit after dean because he was the only one who gave a shit
the others just let wonga do whatever he wants
>>66501100
Look at the date
>>66501144
But that's not true. Wonga can't do what he wants. He had his budget slashed after Dean left, he had to sell his best players to fund the stadium. Dean and Wonga were great friends and if Wonga wanted a player, he talked to Dean, who talked to the board, and they got him.
Now Wonga has to beg and plead and promise X and Y won't be a flop.
>>66501741
>1st of April
almost got me
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10221628/arsene-wenger-sacked
L A D S
A
D
S
>>66502012
Yeah and we're signing Messi for 50 million + 1.
>>66501100
Sunroof LANS
>>66502137
>no trophies this year
>no gf either
Cazorla getting injured is the reason we lost the league this season
Coquelin injury was almost as bad but we could have coped
Ramsey can't pass or retain the ball under pressure and Wilshere is ded
Ox is a head case
Only solution would have been to play Ozil deep but he would have lost his assist mojo
Until Elneny signed we had literally nobody who could actually play CM well
ironic that people shit on the defence and strikers but the real issue was losing Santi and having everyone else who could play that specific position injured
Appropriate that there's an Arsenal thread on April Fools Day.
>>66502830
There's an Arsenal thread literally every day m8
>>66502012
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11871/10221780/sherwood-and-neville-to-replace-wenger-and-bould
# H A P P E N I N G
>>66491174
Nigga, I've been mailing Wonga about this since August LAST YEAR. Fucker didn't even respond.
Same about Krycho and Piszczu.
>>66493783
>>66493664
I somewhat agree with Holland guy here. Something very wrong is going on in Arsenal that makes the team not develop one tiny bit. The signings (if there are any) change nothing and the players already at the club don't really progress forward rather than backward. And don't get me start on the fucking injuries.
>>66498067
>no Milik, Krycho and Piszczu
>>66500749
>Unless it's Pep.
Pep and his bullshit short contracts are memes. Arsenal needs a long-term solution and not getting Messi, Iniesta and Pep for one fucking season.
>>66503010
Every day is April's Fool Day ITT.
>>66502598
agreed desu
people talk about wengerball and beautiful football and what not, but there is a serious lack of good passing CMs in the side, there's cazorla, jack for the 2 months he isn't injured and that's it. Ramsey can barely string 2 passes back to back and he rather prefers bombing forward after passing the ball to the wings.
>Wolfsburg look to terminate Nicklas Bendtner’s contract immediately
>The Danish striker joined on a free transfer from Arsenal in 2014 but has failed to make an impact and has had several disciplinary issues this season, including being fined for oversleeping and being late for training.
Now that wilshere is back we don't need to sign Dhaka or whatever.
Still got cazorla and elneny so would be an utterly pointless waste of 30 odd mil
Wenger didn't deny Xhaka rumours this morning, happening lads
>>66504952
Watched him on youtube. He looks shit 2bh familia
>>66504988
I'm expecting his impact to be what Dele Alli did to Spurs this season, similar player and level.
You are now aware that most Arsenal fans hate Man United and Chelsea more than Spurs.
If you could buy one of these players bellow, would you?
Dele Ali, Rppney, Costa
>>66505105
yes
>>66505129
Good for you
our year lads
arselel
>>66505437
desu
watched to the very end of that sun roof video, and only realized when they said it would be completed on April 1 2017
feel like an absolute mug desu
>>66505478
At least you weren't duped into thinking we're going to win the league this season like I was. I still feel like a fool.
>>66505518
wew
>>66505518
What was the exact point when you stopped believing?
>>66505936
United away.
>>66505936
For me it was the second Chelsea game.
Fell for the same shit the second time and it happened after two games where they lost fucking points like stupid fucking bitches.
I'm never going to forget this season, Wonga. And I'll never forgive you.
Guys, why does everything look like Google+ plus?
>>66505518
It ain't over until it's over, la'. Remember 1989
Lads what is this new meme with the names and all
>>66506252
Either Google bought 4chan or it's April 1st.
>>66506254
>Chelsea
REEEEEE
Check this arsenal player name
>>66506289
>Google bought 4chan
It's ogre
>>66505936
Man u away at least then Arsenal were somewhat still in the race and maybe like 5 points from 1st but now >we're 11 points from first
>>66506252
>>66506254
>>66506333
tits or gtfo
>>66506407
>Yuri
L-lewd
>>66505936
When RVP left.
scared to refresh desu lads
Rate my profile picture lads
>>66505478
was fuming at first
how can i add you guys to my friends list?
>>66507106
そ う だ ね
>>66506642
Me in pic tßh
im a girl btw
Hello I am your new signing
>>66507437
>Mexican trap
Gross
>>66507479
>ladies
who cares
So apparently Iwobi was good but was still sick (food poisoning) so he only made late appearances. In both games he came on and vastly improved Nigeria's attack
>>66507483
>canadian fish
>>66507719
>american fruit
Ramshit out.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2016/apr/01/arsenal-could-win-league-title-says-wenger-video
I'm the new up and coming player who will win Arsenal the league, will Wenger sign me or not?
Is there room on the bench for another RB?
>>66508071
this
>>66508071
>t. daughter of George Best
>tfw next season is our final season with Wenga
>>66508855
I'm not sure what this face conveys. Could you perhaps post a picture with clearer emotions?
>>66508855
>tfw next season is another season of Wenger therefore the last season of my life
I WANT OFF WENGER'S CRAZY RIDE
>>66509193
when your dad is thierry you could only be so lucky
every time wilshere comes back he seems to have aged at least 5x the amount of time he has been injured.
>>66509377
He's also looked a better player every time he's come back though
>that signing you wanted Wenger to make but didn't happen
what's her name /arse/ and how'd they do?
>>66509469
Aubameyang
They turned GOAT and score goals for the fun of it now
>>66509469
Suarez :')
>>66509377
Has wilshere ever considered that his massive thighs put too much strain on his tiny, fragile ankles?
>>66509469
Van Dijk.
I wanted him signed in January last year when we got Gabriel.
I appreciate the fact that /arse/ didn't start any name-related memes.
We're going to beat Watford, right?
>>66510065
I wouldn't get your hopes up
>>66510065
>We're going to beat Watford, right?
>>66509837
THIS. Tbh I'd never seen him play before this season but he is class. Way better than Gabriel and probably better than all of our defenders.
Hope Koeman brings him with when he comes
>>66506642
>filename The GOAT
>last name Ferguson standing above pic
lol wenger btfo
>>66509469
De Vrij. Lazio was on course to finishing 2nd until De Vrij picked up a knee injury. He's better than Van Dijk, is the leader of their defence and was basically the best defender in the Serie A in his first season.
rolling for Alex Iwobi
Rolling for Joel Campbell
rolling for Carla Humphrey
>>66510972
rolling again
my name is who we gonna buy next
>>66510065
Like how we were going to beat Norwich and Swansea, yeah.
>>66511144
Reroll desu
>>66511107
one good name please
Luis Enrique IN
>Ranieri admits Leicester will not stop Kante leaving for a big offer
Kante IN
>>66511180
Shane Long confirmed.
>>66511571
>big offer
Kante to PSG
>>66511645
>Maxwell
PSG confirmed.
>>66511645
More likely desu
>>66510526
I'd seen him play for celtic and what not.
Also, if you gave him the chance he's really good going forward.
He'd easily slot into a CDM role if required, I wanted him so bad as he'd be a starting CB nearly straight away over Mert and could give cover for Coq
test
>>66512171
<<<<our next signing
What's my name...!
>Wenger staying another year means we'll probably miss out on brenny
>>66512367
Wilma Bush
wenger wenger treat employees just like slaves
>>66512383
That's a good feel senpai
>>66513540
>Wenger staying is a good feel
Fuck off Andy.
>>66514520
>7 posts early
>>66508855
this
