>Milner will captain and start
>Forster, Sturridge, Rose confirmed starts
>Drinkwater apparently might start too
>Cillessen injured so Zoet comes in
>literally dont know anything else >neverlands
is it coming home?
I hope Welbeck plays at some point just so he has a chance of getting injured. Walcott too
kek
Who can stop us?
>>66446495
The match which fucks Rooney off for good?
>>66446740
dont worry mate, he will score a screamer when it doesnt matter and be invisible in the euros
England will win and itll make them that much more hyped which will make it infinetley funnier when they dont advance out the group.
The group will finish:
Russia
Wales
Slovenia
England
In that order
>>66446740
If he's starting and we lose, then yes.
who/hopingwoyplaystheoldguard&getbtfo/ here?
We need to play youth/the team on saturday in the Euros.
"World Cup winner Sir Geoff Hurst has backed Jamie Vardy to become England's star of Euro 2016.
England's hat-trick hero from the 1966 World Cup final believes he can see shades of himself in the Leicester City striker."
>>66446791
if youre so sure stick a tenner on it
>>66446791
>Slovenia
>>66446791
Everytime I see our group I realise how hard it actually is.
You'd expect expansion of teams that we'd get some relative minnows to us.
But that's a solid group. Could easily finish 4th.
>>66446864
*you'd expect with the expansion of teams
I've been watching this thinking, has Rooney scored a better goal for England?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCvPPGY8aUY
>>66446690
I like this post mate. Just thought I'd let you know x
>>66446890
Jack Wilshere has.
>>66446928
Wilshere doesn't play on the shoulder of the CBs.
>>66446690
KEK
looks like the US roster except better
>>66446913
cheers lad
>>66446864
I mean england might scrape a win past slovenia but Russia literally always beats England and Wales will meme all over you.
>>66446943
Neither does Rooney tbf
Who can stop us?
>>66447108
swap lallana for barkley
drinkwater for henderson
then we've got a good team, not sure about the formation though
>>66447049
mandrama fans
How bad will the shitposting be If England lose to one of the worst netherlands of late?
Just give us the cup already
>>66447049
Woy can.
>>66446864
They are all shit. They each have like 3 decent players if that. England has a whole squad of quality. We will walk the group with 3 wins out of 3
>>66446890
Welbeck scored the same goal but in a meaningful match
https://youtu.be/MKjhh7V9Y3w
What is it with this cahill meme? He's not been playing for Chelsea. Get shawcross in!
Why is Nathaniel Clyne being picked ahead of Kyle Walker?
>>66450490
>England has a whole squad of quality.
So how many of that squad of quality will even be called up for the Euros, much less get a game at all?
I can only hope England beats us completely so that that hack fuck Blind and his fraud boss Van Oostveen piss off out of football forever
>>66446987
>Russia literally always beat England
Whats the point of just making shit up? England have played Russia twice, won 3-0 once and lost 2-1 once.
Including results against the USSR, England's record is W6-D4-L4. Not a great record but hardly Russia literally always beating England.
>>66450847
Your first mistake was responding to an American flag
Why is Cahill being picked ahead of Huth?
>>66446791
>Russia
Nah m8. We are shit desu.
Did van Aanholt play just as a try out or is he seriously in the Netherlands future plans?
If it's the latter they've sunk to new depths.
>>66450911
>Vorm
>vardy on the wing
END THIS SICK MEME
PUT STUDGE OUT WIDE
>>66447006
underrated post
>>66450981
Better get used to it, Rppney has to play somewhere.
He'll be a pundit for ITV tonight.
>>66450981
is vardy incapable of running diagonally or something?
just tell him to stay high and get a midfielder to cover him
>>66450981
Vardy is a victim of his own unending hard working nature in that regard. No way Woy would put Sturridge on the wing since he's a lazy shit
>>66446791
>Wales
Will this meme end? Literally struggle to beat Israel.
>>66451158
Drew with NI and lost to Ukraine too. A very mediocre team.
>>66450911
>Vorm
>Blind is captain
>Huntelaar
>Depay
>Veltman
welp, were going to be molested
>>66451051
>rppmey as a pundit
not sure if serious
blind out tb
>>66450981
I wouldnt mind Vardy on the right
>>66451187
He is.
Rppney has 7 league goals this season, Kane and Vardy have 40 between them.
England is going to win the Euro and there isn't a damn thing anyone is going to do about it. We are still the British Empire and still rule the world !
My guess: England will crush them. Everybody will be happy and we get another episode of its coming home/its our year just to see england drop its spaghetti in the group stages again followed by days of >englel
>>66451216
>T H I S D E N I A L
Just admit it to yourself now hans, it's coming home whether you like it or not
>>66451206
he can barely speak in whole sentences, what the fuck are they doing letting him talk on tv? he's a dribbling moron.
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS ,
10 GERMAN BOMBERS
10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR.
AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT 1
DOWN
AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT 1 DOWN
AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND, RAF FROM ENGLAND
THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT 1 DOWN.
>>66451231
Who knows?
This is a trend with Rppney, he's always crocked and injured before a major tournament but still plays.
Making him Captain for club and country was a massive mistake.
Please reck us so hard so they send Blind back home
>>66451230
EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW THE SCORE, THEY'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE
THEY JUST KNOW, THEY'RE SO SURE
plz beat us but no injuries thx
>>66451230
your team got infiltrated by our saboteur years ago.
>>66451256
THAT ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY, GONNA BLOW IT AWAY BUT I KNOW THEY CAN PLAY, COZ I REMEMBER
>Top English scoring forwards
Harry Kane: 21
Jamie Vardy: 19
Jermain Defoe: 12
Troy Deeney: 9
Wayne Rooney: 7
Michail Antonio: 6
Raheem Sterling: 6
Connor Wickham: 5
Andy Carroll: 4
Saido Berahino: 4
Theo Walcott: 4
Who would you take to the Euros?
>>66450911
>Veltman
>Blind
kill me already
>>66451272
From those lot I'd say Kane, Vards, Defoe, Deeney, Antonio and maybe Sterling
>>66451272
Out of them
Kane Vardy Rooney and Sterling
>>66451270
50 YEARS OF HURT, NEVER STOPPED ME BEING DELUSIONAL
>>66450911
spanish referee, unfair
>>66451291
Not sure those are the right lyrics, Arjen.
>>66451272
kane, vardy, pooney, sterling
>>66451291
See you in France lad, right?
>>66451184
>>66451278
We were going to spank you all anyway. Doesn't matter who plays. You chat shit? You get banged.
>>66451291
0 (zero) (noll) (صفر) world cups
like half of our squad is injured, please don't rape us too hard anglos
>>66451406
Only Robben is of value from the injured ones so stop with the premature damage control
Fuck these weak dutch posters on here man
>>66450911
Mfw
>>66451744
You'll be looking at England 7-0 Holland come the end of today.
>>66451406
To be fair. >we are missing out on a first choice goalkeeper, leftback, winger, centre mid. Rooney is missing also.
>>66451765
>Milner captains
need i say more
>>66451765
Forster is just as good as hart pham, you have 3 great goalkeepers. we have 1-2 decent ones decent for the eredivisie it is...
>>66451272
welbeck
kane
vardy
carroll
Who /hyped/ here?
>>66451870
>7 hours to kill
>>66451272
Kane Vardy Rooney Sterling
Sterling always puts in a shift with the NT, can't deny him that.
That England feel
Through whispered heart, souls depart, my brown eyes do see a goal at the start, it's Jamie vard, he's gone to Mars, to take his rightful place in the stars
>>66451272
Defoe is retired from internationals right? From that list:
1. Kane
2. Vardy
3. Wickham
Is Antonio really a forward? Thought he was playing on the wing for wet spam. Deeney is the definition of championship-tier.
>>66451971
>championship tier has more goals than rooney
>>66451956
you can see my flat in this pic
>>66451983
Rooney has been absolute shite this year, he doesn't deserve to be in the squad. I think about half of Deeney's goals have been pens though?
DON'T TAKE ME HOME
>>66451986
posh cunt
Think Holland might do us here lads
>>66446668
Holy shit is that article real? Has journalism gone too far?
Antonio should definitely be going. Not even joking .Anyone who watches West Ham on the regular should realise he's pretty good. He's literally le pacey black man, BUT he's actually good at defending, tracking back, heading and has a decey shot on him. Literally and unironically better than every English winger right now.
>>66451956
THAT FEEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lvL4Bzyumg
>>66452058
Go look up other Sunday Sport headlines. They are fucking hilarious.
>>66452058
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexfinnis/boiled-mangled-orange-burst-bellends
Fun fact: If the US lose tomorrow night they will fail to qualify for the World Cup.
>>66452082
who they playing
>>66452082
>yfw Canada can still qualify
>>66452082
Not true but they'd be very close to being knocked out
>play Vardy on wing
>he doesn' play too well out of position
>use it as an excuse to play Rooney instead
THANK YOU WOY
>>66452095
Guatemala, who they recently lost 2-0 to
>better make my son captain hehehe
Please trash us
>>66452214
I find it ironic that the first time Roy plays Vardy down the middle he scores a world class goal from a top class run.
>>66452082
I hope they qualify, it's much more interesting to follow them from an /sp/ perspective than some mickey mouse island nation that would take their place. It would probably also kill the interest in sawker in USA
>>66452250
I feel bad for you. Your team is seriously not looking good right now, what went wrong?
>first time ever that I can go into a match against Holland fully confident of a win
although that has as much to do with us being good as it does with their shittiness
>no Kane, Alli or Dier
Into the trash it goes
Can Rooney play CM?
>>66452250
Blind Jr is horrible under LVG.
It's bad enough he's slow as fuck but watching him take shit corners and then running the entire length of he pitch every game is depressing.
>>66450510
Friendly reminder that Cahill has won the CL and EL for Chelsea whilst starting all or most games. Shawcross has never played in a big match in his life. It's retarded to even think that he should be playing ahead of Cahill, our most experienced defender.
>>66452266
He can play CM better than henderson at least
>>66452252
They need a period of hurt like us.
Remember when they were saying muh illegal immigration will win then the cup in 2050.
>>66452265
Hes got to test other options out on top opponents while he has the chance
Any of these player could get injured
>>66452267
>Blind Jr is horrible under LVG.
literally false
he has great vision desu
>>66452064
If i lived in england i would get a subscription
>>66451971
>Wickham
Has literally scored 3 goals from open play this season and 2 of them were against West Brom. Deeney is twice the player he is.
Also I don't think Defoe is retired.
>>66452271
>Friendly reminder that Rooney has won the CL and PL for United whilst starting all or most games. Vardy has never played in a big match in his life. It's retarded to even think that he should be playing ahead of Rooney, our most experienced forward.
>>66450510
Fuck off mate, Cahill is fantastic. When woy goes on about this 'experience' meme to justify playing that shit out of shape slob Ronny, Cahill is who he should be referring to
>>66452276
He's the Dutch Carrick.
>>66452271
Cahill is shit without Terry telling him what to do
>>66451765
>Rooney is missing also
good
-----------------Foster
Clyne Smalling Stones Rose
------------------Deir
-------Rooney Alli Barkley
-------------Vardy Kane
What could go wrong
>>66452294
>implying Carrick didn't used to be a top, top midfielder before getting old and slow
>>66452288
Stupid post. Everyone agrees that Vardy should start, Shawcross and Vardy aren't exactly comparable with what they've produced this season. And again, no one wants Rooney to start in a position where we have much better depth than at CB.
>>66452300
>Stones
>Rooney
>>66452300
>What could go wrong
Rooney.
Antonio should be playing there instead desu.
Or maybe Hendo to fill the Liverpool quota.
Also Stones is far too shakey to be a starting CB.
>>66452303
I cant remember Carrick ever doing anything ever
>>66452295
You mean like in the CL semi against Barca that Terry was sent off in, and the final that he was suspended for?
I literally cannot get my head around Antonio being English and I dunno why
>>66452314
Oh fuck off mate Antonio is wank
>>66452303
He'll be lucky an MLS team will sign him up. Or he'll be a BT Spurts pundit.
OR Woy will take him to the Yuros benching everyone else.
>>66452294
he's not that bad, he's too weak and slow to be a serious CB but positionally he's much better than smalling who is overrated as fuck
I really don't understand this Rooney witch hunt , why do we constantly keep attacking the best player with have before the tournament
>rooney is bad
When will this absolutely terrible meme end?
>>66450911
>vardy on the wing
fucking roy reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66452264
>Fully confident of a win
Im not
>>66452276
Blind is decent and has his moments. The problem is that he plays way to safe with his side passes any player can look decent if he never takes a risk
>>66452323
Sorry lad, completely forgot about Drinky. Let him play there instead.
>>66450911
If England fuck this up, they're really shit and I'm not a lifelong fan anymore
>>66452348
>he plays way to safe with his side passes
Although he's guilty of that sometimes Blind is quite happy to play a superb ball up the field for a forward to latch onto. Wasn't he the one that set up RvP's diving header?
>>66452340
Remember when all the papers where calling for him to be dropped before the 2014 world cup.He scored a goal and got and assist but people still hate on him.Even though it was fucking Gerrards fault we got knocked out
>>66450911
>Lallana keeps starting for England
>>66452340
This, friendly reminder that Rooney has been our best player for years in a terrible team and will continue to be our best player in a better team at the Euros
Above all else, friendly reminder that /sp/ is absolutely ALWAYS wrong
>>66452360
>He scored a goal and got and assist
yeah, and he otherwise played like wank
the goal was a fucking fumble anyway
>>66452357
> has his moments
He got hyped for that pass. I'm not saying blind is shit but he's lucky to be at united
>>66452318
he conveniently had david luiz, one of the best centre backs in the world, next to him
>>66452320
he has a foreign sounding name
>>66452378
>I'm not saying blind is shit but he's lucky to be at united
not that united, there are like 6 players luckier than him to play for united
>>66452366
How to make a sunday sport story.
1 person/celeb
Shits/fucks/perverse acts
Food/object
Bonus dwarf look alikes
>>66452273
lol fuck no he's awful in midfield
when will this meme end?
>>66452387
Sadly true but the name united is still 'big'
>>66452371
he played really well in the Italy game.I admit he was kinda shit in the ur-a-gay game but it wasnt his fault we lost.Also he got him self into the positionfor his , who cares how he got it into the back of the net
Andddd he had a greet game in his last international game against France and scored a great goal
My point is Rooney is going to start so we might as well get behind him
r8 out of 8 pls no h8
>>66452285
If Wickham would ever get fit for more than 2 matches in a row I'd take him as a wildcard desu
>>66452412
Fine apart from Rooney who isn't nearly good enough based on ability, form, fitness or leadership
>>66452412
I just dont see woy playing without wingers
>>66452412
This could honestly work desu.
>>66452412
probably the best we are going to get, although i don't know why people keep putting clyne over walker
maybe switch rooney and alli and tell rooney to just focus on kicking the opposition playmaker and playing hollywood balls
>>66452423
You would seriously be fine with Drinkwater over Rooney
KEK you had me
>>66452426
never said it's what we will play just what we should play imo
>>66452420
Palace fan here
I dont think Wickham would slot into the teams style of play very well , hes not that kind of stricker
>>66452438
i put clyne in just because i trust him slightly more defensively but it was pretty close
>>66452446
Fair
Id probs play Henderson over Maymaywater
>>66452461
harnassing the memes is the only way we will win in the summer. i think drinkwater has a better range of passing and works hard in defense i can't see henderson bringing anything major to the table that drinkwater doesn't
>>66452412
rooney midfielder is one of the biggest memes of the last decade
Best team lads
>>66452489
tbf i wanted him more as a deep forward as oppose to a contributing member of the midfield
>>66452454
>trusting Clyne defensively
I thought the whole point of him is his occassional bombing forward?
He's a fucking liability in defense.
>>66452489
Did it not work well with prime rvpee?
Im throwing this into the mix
>>66452323
What are you on? He's been class this season.
>>66452489
His best position has always been as a second striker, so playing in the #10 role isn't too out of position for him.
>>66452502
>>66452493
frontthreemind
>>66452502
>leaving that defense that exposed
>>66452502
>>66452493
>Vardy and Sturridge as wingers
>>66452493
Omg r u my twin
>>66452502
>>66452508
it is though, if you want to play him as a second striker then you have to drop vardy and play him behind kane
his last performances as a 10 for united have been dreadful, he needs like 3 touches to control the ball and the only thing he does is spraying long balls to the left
>>66452520
yes thats what is suggested
got a problem?
can we play rooney at centre half?
not like we have anybody good besides cahill
>>66452599
>besides cahill
cahill is a liability. been shit for a year now
This man will end 50 years of hurt
>>66452613
Remember people saying that about Rooney and he was twice the player at his age
>>66452599
Smalling is literally out only good centre half right now. After that, Jagielka is probably the least worst
>>66452635
Rooney was at his peak then. Hairline was already going.
>>66446495
How the flying FUCK does Milner get anywhere near the england squad? I am fucking sick of having to watch this uselsss lump of shit pretending to be a football player. HE IS FUCKING SHIT WOY YOU CLUELESS FUCKING SPEECH IMPAIRED OWL LOOKING FUCK.
------------------Forster-------------
Clyne---Smalling--Cahill--Rose
-----Drinkwater-Dier-Barkley----
---------------------Alli----------------
-------------Vardy-----Kane--------
>>66452493
swap jags for Stones and Barkley for sturrshit and you are good to go
>>66452502
Yeah, this would be mine if I was the coach and we had no injuries
OH YEA, NEAR-QUALIFICATION HERE WE COME
LUXEMBURG, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>>66452687
>had no injuries
>no Robben
What?
>>66452657
------------------Hart-------------
Clyne---Smalling--Jags--Baines
-----Carrick-Barry-Milner---
---------------------Rppney----------------
-------------Sturridge-----Carroll--------
How about this one, lads?
>>66452687
How the mighty have fallen
I miss when Holland were good and had great players
>>66452687
that guy promes didn't look too bad, and I thought bazoer was a CM
>>66452687
>bazoer right wing
what the fuck are you doing maatje
I'd really like to see one of two scenarios:
1.
-England wins with a 4 or more goal difference, blind gets sacked, oostveen goes down
2.
-Netherlands wins with a 2 or more goal difference, shutting up all the arrogant English pricks
Anything else isn't worth it.
>>66452699
He'd quit by then. I don't want him to end his career in embarrasment
>>66452657
This wins us the euros
>>66452711
I don't know, I feel like a battered housewife thanks to Blind and the KNVB
>>66452668
I'll take that
https://instagram.com/p/BDfeTzWRoPQ/
>>66446668
>english """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""journalism""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66446690
kek
>>66452520
Sturridge literally played as a winger for Chelsea and City.
>>66452748
then got moved to the middle at liverpool and scored a bajillion goals
Damn that holland squad looks shiteee! We got a chance of.fucking this up tho with players like Milner in our first 11!
>Milner Out!
>match will start when my first class starts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i guess I'll just sit in the back and try and watch it all cheeky
>>66452368
he had to be in the form of his life consistently for one season in southampton before being called up for a place on the bench in the WC.
he has since joined liverpool, where form is no longer irrelevant and will not jeopardise his position.
>>66452799
mad skills tbqh
If Pooney is miraculously dropped from the starting line up for the first Euros match, who captains the team? Cahill?
>>66452909
milner
>>66452909
Henders proble, or Hart who knows
>>66446690
you fucked up the one position that is guaranteed to not have a white lad :')
>>66452909
Brave 'Christ' Smalling
>be Dutch in Bongistan
>going to watch the game in pub with mates
>have to endure all their 'banter' when inevitably Holland gets destroyed
>can only pray for a 5-0 or more so at least Blind might get sacked
At least you'll buy me drinks r-right...?
>>66452923
>>66452929
>Henderson and Smalling both start in a match that Cahill plays in
>Cahill is captain
are you literal retards
>tfw no English girlfriend
>>66452931
Stay strong Jeroen
is bongland going to secure the european championship tonight?
>>66452944
Fair enough to her, crip girls deserve a shag too.
>>66452778
is that manager vinnie jones? all bongs look the same
>>66452340
>>66452370
>>66452405
>>66452440
>unironically defending rooney.
>>66452707
slightly prefer clyne to walker but meh they are both good, that's a pretty decent team lad tbqh
>>66452944
was ready to fugg until the Utd part
gross
>>66452931
je kan je maar beter bezuipen vriend
>>66451272
Its gotta be the big caz dog. scores when you least expect it and that doesn't include when you need him to.
>>66452909
hart or milner
>>66452946
Open top bus already ordered vlad
>>66446495
Reasons The Netherlands has become a joke
Dutch FA wants
> "Hollandse School" football style
> Living of past glory
> Has not adapted to modern football styles
> Forced all clubs to keep to Financial Fair Play, even though it has not yet been ratified by UEFA
Dutch acadmies in general
> Too much focus on creating technically educated players
> Not developing skilled players
> Too much emphisis on ball possession
> Always building up from the back
> Endlessly passing the ball around
> Not daring to attack or make an attempt on goal
Ajax
> Entire club is a mess
> Academy is crumbling
> Too many former stars are now at the club that firing any of them would be seen as heracy.
Feyenood and PSV
> Sells too many of it's players
> Not enough from the academy are flowing through
> The ones that do flow through are not good enough / ready
How to fix this mess
> Dutch FA, Ajax, PSV and Feyenoord need to watch this video : https://vimeo.com/51391314
> Watch from 30min 50seconds onwards
> To see how Germany changed it Club and National team football
> In short The Netherlands need to follow Germany's example
>>66450752
I agree.
> van Oostveen been too politically correct and bending ovey every way possible not to offend anyone
> Blind has too little expierence to be coaching
>>66450752
>>66453146
Weren't you saying the same thing when you played France? still didn't get humiliated and won't tonight.
@66453123
>still peddling your autism pasta
>>66453192
I'm not sure France didn't take it easy on us
>Milner will captain and start
>>66453192
>won't tonight
Will
>>66453214
He's giving everyone play time. He won't actually play in the Euros lad
>>66453192
The Netherlands was humiliating to watch.
The dutch players could not even pass the ball to each other without loosing possession, or passing it in a wrong direction.
Every Dutch pundit has been saying it for the last 10 year.
From the 1990s onwards the Netherlands has stopped developing it's football.
Whilst other small nations have become better technically and tactically.
My Swamplands has been standing still.
>>66453255
Are you forgetting that you made the WC final in 2010?
>>66453146
Hoe is het toch mogelijk dat we in een situatie zijn waar Danny Blind bondscoach is...
Die dwaas zal helaas nooit uit zichzelf opstappen omdat hij weet dat hij daarna nergens meer aan de bak komt.
Van Oostveen durft hem nu niet weg te doen...nee we moeten eerst wachten tot het tijdens de wk qualificatie ook fout gaat, dan pas ingrijpen. En dat is te laat.
Kunnen we hier geen referendum over aanvragen ipv fucking Oekraine
prefer milner to henderson as the third in cm after dier and alli tbph
>>66453270
With ugly and destrcutive football.
Even your own BBC says so.
The Netherlands can not play football.
When they come up against an opponent whom is technically and tactically stronger, the Dutch play ugly and destructive football.
BBC's - 50 most shocking world cup moments
# 39 - Battle of Nuremburg - 7 yellow and 2 red cards for The Netherlands
# 4 - Grudge match, Rijkaard spiting in Vollers hair
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Nuremberg_%282006_FIFA_World_Cup%29
BBC's - 50 most shocking world cup 2010 moments
# 49 - Dirty Bommel
# 3 - Ugly world cup final - 9 yellow and 1 red card for The Netherlands
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_FIFA_World_Cup_Final
Should I go on, regarding how dirty the Dutch are ?
Also how incapable they are of playing football normally without resorting to destructive football?
>>66452059
THIS
He's like Welbeck but actually decent
>>66453271
>die vlag
>deze taal
Dit maakt mij banger dan ik zou moeten zijn.
>All this hype and expectation pre tournament
>That inevitable feeling when somehow we will go out in the group stage
>>66453270
The Dutch campaign at WC 2010 can be summerised with :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLLUuSjiK8M
>>66452379
>the fact that there is even a slight possibility of you meaning this genuinely
>>66453310
Can I see the other 5
>>66453310
Not the groups. We have an easy group.
You Holland lads wanna stop giving it the bigun yeah?
>>66453123
>> Watch from 30min 50seconds onwards
> To see how Germany changed it Club and National team football
> In short The Netherlands need to follow Germany's example
>yfw tottenham and leicester city are the only ones to come close for england
>>66453244
It's like you don't know Hodgson at all.
>>66453389
For some reason I believe this one.
>>66453312
>Thinking your ream is dirty
They're not dirty, they're just shit.
https://streamable.com/7w9e
Drinkwater does things like this every week, can't wait to see how your ponce midfielders come up against Drinkwater and Vardy u lttl rats.
>>66453271
>impliceren dat gebaseerde Koeman niet gewoon wacht tot het hele zooitje in elkaar flikkert, om tegelijkertijd eerst Memphis naar Southampton te halen (is tenslotte een 'flop'), vervolgens hoog te eindigen in de EPL en dan in alle rust binnenwandelt bij de KNVB nadat ze zowat smeken om hem omdat Blind weer voor de zoveelste keer verloren heeft van San Marino
>>66453310
>three comfortable group stage wins with the hype at full blast
>lose 1-0 in a limp last 16 performance against someone like Iceland or Turkey
Would be typical
Realistically. How much of a chance have we got of winning the Euros?
>>66453451
I think 6 was the peak desu
>>66453422
>leave Stinkwater to us
>>66453485
All 3 have literally been in his backpocket this season.
>>66453476
Better chance than everyone else. People think >Wales will beat us because of >Bale
Loling my arse off
why can't kane ever close his mouth lads
Here's my newly updated 23 man squad lads
thoughts?????????
>>66453518
bazoer? when?
>>66453485
>Thinking your coming up against someone pedestrian like Henderson
>Drinkwater starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUxBS-nIRU0
Holland tears tonight, 5 - 0 incoming
>>66453565
Fucking solid lad
>>66453565
forgot the image haha
silly me
>>66453351
Literally me.
>>66453566
>when?
Tonight.
>>66453532
>People think >Wales will beat us because of >Bale
Cracks me up every time tbf. Starting alongside Bale will be Joe Allen, Aaron Ramsey, Sam Vokes and Hal Robson-Kanu. They think they're world beaters because they scraped past Belgium in the qualifiers when they're probably the weakest team in the group.
>>66453579
>Welbeck
>Wilshere
>Stones
>Vardy on the right
This team wouldn't even beat Holland.
>>66453579
Sadly realistic
OFFICIAL EURO RANKINGS
>teams who actually have a chance
Germany
England
France
Spain
>Memes
Belgium
Portugal
>next Greece
Austria
Wales
>once dominant teams who still think theyre good
Italy
Croatia
>will have one big upset but not pass the round of 16
Turkey
Northern Ireland
Slovakia
Poland
Russia
Switzerland
>why the fuck did you even come?
Albania
Hungary
Ireland
Romania
Ukraine
Sweeden
Czech Republic
>>66453579
Apart from stones, you have my blessing
>>66453619
>why the fuck did you even come?
>Ireland
Ireland are gonna pull a 2014 Costa Rica, mark my words
>>66453579
Apart from Welbeck and Stones, you have my blessing
>>66453598
They're only saying it because it happened in the rugby world cup. Somehow that translates to football.
>>66453619
You missed out Iceland.
>>66453560
Because his mother is also his sister
>>66453619
>England over Italy
>>66453574
>England supporter
>You've never seen your country in a big final in your life
>You probably never will
Stay mad lad.
>>66453685
Italy are losing it
>>66453579
Apart from Hart & Stones, you have my blessing
>>66453695
You've only ever seen your country lose big finals, keep your rocket in your pocket fella. We've actually won the golden cup.
>>66453695
It also means I don't have to watch them lose said final, can you say the same.
when does it start lads?
>>66453695
You'll hang onto history like the melon you are whilst England go out and create history.
>>66453705
>Italy are losing it
>outplayed spain five days ago
>>66453731
>Spain
Drew to Gypsies, I'm sure italy are the dogs
>>66453731
Spain are shite, Romania out played them
>>66453695
Where were you in 66' la?
>muh Ajax academy
Unironically mastered by the Stocksbridge Park Steels youth team who produced Jamie Vardy.
>>66453714
>we
>wasn't even alive at the time but is taking credit for it
>>66453715
"no"
>>66453725
Never reaching an European Championship final, let alone winning it, surely is great history to expand.
>>66453731
Doesn't take much anymore. They also only managed to draw that match too.
>>66453757
>Never reaching an European Championship final, let alone winning it
Imagine not even being there while Wales, Ireland, Northern Ireland are.
>>66453750
>>66453759
Spains goal legit had 2 Guys offside. Refs are always biased against Italian teams desu.
>>66447108
https://youtu.be/UHe64dyhCGA
>>66453777
Rather see my shit team not emberassing themselves even more.
Still better than being one of the big shots with lots of talent and fucking up before the semi's because of muh attacking football.
>>66452059
He is pumping at the mo. Just like Mark Noble, MARK NOBLE FOR ENGLAND EUROS WHEN?
>>66453779
Your point being?
>>66453803
About to get embarassed tonight la.
>Drinkwater assisting Vardy
Book it.
>>66453803
You're going to see your team embarrass themselves tonight.
>>66453843
that the equalizer should have been disallowed and Italy legit beat Spain 1-0.
>>66453803
wouldnt you rather a big defeat to get rid of blind?
>>66453869
So Italy beat Spain 1-0 in a friendly, it literally means fuck all. England beat Germany 3-2 but i don't expect a repeat if they meet in the euros
>tfw watching our team play
Did I died and go to purgatory?
>>66453846
>>66453865
Be sure to make it 4 goals or more muhammads, so we can sack blind and van oostveen.
Also, how retarded are you if you make your own son captain? It's like he wants the hate from the fans.
>>66453871
Gladly tonight yes.
>>66453871
I'd rather have a meteorite hit Zeist
>>66453881
Actually germany England should have ended 3-3, Gomez first goal was onside.
>>66453904
Kroos' goal came while Butland was injured.
>>66453917
That was Englands fault not the ref's.
>>66453579
>A formation I actually agree with
>Alli and Barkley interchangeable instead of trying to crowbar them both in
>Welbeck starting
I like you. Only change I would make is probably putting Stones at RB and Jaggy in his place.
>>66452271
Cahill gets mugged off by any player that takes him on 1v1
who here /CHAT SHIT/?
>>66453952
Based Luxembourg
Can't wait to see if Vardy just drifts inside on his own accord tonight.
One thing is for sure, as soon as Drinkwater picks that deep ball up, there's only one man he's going to be looking for.
>>66446495
>Milner will captain
JUST
It's weird, I dont feel anything for tonight's match. Since we dont participate at the EC, i really dont care about friendlies. And I probably will root for England at the EC. Most Brits are always respectful towards Holland on tournaments. And most definitely the British commentators are.
if your lineups dont have atleast 3 liverpool players in theyre delusional meme lineups and your ABL would cost england a chance at glory
>>66453988
Fuck off la
>>66453579
Apart from Kane , Sturridge , Welbeck , Sterling , Vardy , Rooney , Milner , Alli , Barkley , Wilhere . Henderson , Dier , Drinkwater , Rose , Bertrand , Stones , Smalling , Cahill , Walker , Clyne , Hart , Forster and Foster , you have my blessing.
>>66453619
You can never underestimate the Italians in a tournament , no mater how shit the team looks on paper
>>66453988
Clyne is the only shitter from LFC I'd even consider
Until England beats, Argentina/Brazil/Uruguay/Chile/Colombia/Mexico/Costa Rica/USA/Nigeria/Ghana/Algeria/Japan/Australia/South Korea In Official matches then I'll consider them elite. Uefa teams are a joke below the top 9, considering how big europe Is.
>France
>Italy
>England
>Spain
>Netherlands
>Germany
>Portugal
>Belgium
>Croatia
>his line up isn't symmetrical
Is Vardy playing today and should I watch the game?
What time is it? Bings and bongs?
>>66453988
don't worry lid Woy is definitely starting Lallana, Henderson and Clyne at the tournament
He knows best after all
>>66454027
>this flag
>this post
>>66454044
its in 2 bongs and 40 bings and sturridge and milner are the only confirmed starters
>>66454027
You forgot Guatemala
>>66454027
American """""Experts""""""
>>66453665
pretty easy to do desu but I think theyre in the upset category
>>66454066
ta senpai
>>66453685
its coming home la
god save the queen is so depressing and droning it puts our lads to sleep before the game even starts. we should just cancel it and have the crowd sing youll never walk alone or something to inspire them
>>66454111
Jerusalem on nothing
>>66454111
rule britannia ;..;
>>66453904
ahh yes the germans NEVER have goals against them wrongfully disallowed...
>>66454111
Kasabian - Fire, or something.
OOOOOOOSH
>>66454111
>have the crowd sing youll never walk alone or something
Fuck off you scouse prick.
>>66454127
Rule Britannia is great but not a England song
What about fucking in the bushes by oasis
Anyone eles watching thee chase ,I wanna shag hellen rotten
>>66454111
What about Don't Fuck Up The Base by Big Narstie?
>England goalkeeper Jack Butland is likely to miss Euro 2016 after scans showed he fractured his ankle in Saturday's 3-2 victory over Germany.
JUST
>>66454141
"When you go on the pitch and you hear the song from Kasabian, that means they want warriors. I want to see them as warriors for the fans."
~Ranieri
>>66454174
That's not very nice mate ,he worked really hard for that
Will Cruyff be disrespected again just like friday? The players in the field certainly don't seem to give a fuck. How can you conceide a goal in the 14th minute. Stupid fucks.
>>66454189
harry kane will do a cruyff turn before scoring in the 68th minute
>>66454189
EBHK did him a honor agaist the world champs
Truely the futurt GOAT
>>66454189
Hope Welbeck kills himself as a tribute desu
post yfw when roy starts kane and rooney at the euros, there's 15 minutes remaining and we desperately need a goal and he takes kane off and brings welbeck on
meanwhile vardy and sturridge remain on the bench
>>66447497
barkley is useless
>>66454280
>2-0 in the 75th minute
>Roy brings on Welbeck, Walcott and Milner for Kane, Vardy and Drinkwater
>milner
>lallana starting again
'no'
>>66454312
/cas/
>>66454321
ABL is a mental illness senpai
We will play 4-3-1-2
rooney will start behind the strikers (personally i think he's shit, but he's captain and roy loves him)
VINDALOO
I
N
D
A
L
O
O
>>66454314
triggered
>>66454351
he might play rooney up front alongside kane
with barkley behind them, then a mid trio of dier/alli/whoever else he fancies
>>66454314
Trigger warning that shit
Who's fucking starting
>>66453988
>starting milner and hendo at the same time
>starting clyne
WEW
>>66454393
shiters
>>66454393
Me.
Why does everyone keep saying Barkley is trash?
I think he's really good. He fucks up, sure, but overall surely you must think hes better than shit like henderson and sterling who literally do nothing
>>66454393
Comes out an 1 hour before R u neeeeeewwww
Last year the england lineup was essentially liverpool
clyne, henderson, milner, sterling, sturridge, lallana
>>66454111
what about the famous "come on ______" chant made so famous by the plastic clubs in the EPL?
>people that don't think Welbeck should start
Proper braindead lads, probably don't even watch football - this is the best team posted ITT btw >>66453579
>>66454393
Drinkwater
>>66454409
hes better further forward than henderson but henderson is better as a more defensive minded guy, cant compare the two really. if you want muh workrate and muh graft then pick henderson, if you want a guy in the hole then barkleys a much better choice. yes sterling does fuck all but hes literally our only winger
>>66454409
how/why are you comparing barkley to henderson
they are two completely different players you dope, if you started barkley ahead of henderson england would lose every single game
>>66454429
yeah the england chants suck dick but i guess thats because they dont want to chant for players who arent from their teams or whatever, so we just get shit like who are ya etc.
not as bad as the england band though. fuck all bands at footy games
Eternal reminder that Woy will start Rooney, Welbeck, Milner and Henderson ahead of Kane, Dier, Alli and Vardy at the Euros
>>66454430
>wilshere
>stones
looking forward to pouring bleach into my eyes rather than watching England in the new home kit
>>66454544
>someone got paid to design that crap
where did it all go wrong?
>>66454560
yep im surprised they gave 4y/o timmy the commission
>>66454445
>>66454446
Im not comparing them by saying that they play the same role, I just think that there seems to be a circlejerk in here saying that barkley is trash, when other players warrant that more.
>there are people ITT that genuinely think that Welbeck should start, let alone play for England
fucking hell lads
>>66454579
Welbeck always performs for England, and he's been getting better at Arsenal.
http://strawpoll.me/7219793
http://strawpoll.me/7219793
http://strawpoll.me/7219793
OK Lads lets settle it
>>66454594
>Welbeck always performs for England
The last match was only a couple of days ago. Did you forget it already?
>and he's been getting better at Arsenal.
Kek. He's scored a couple tap-ins lately, but he definitely hasn't been improving at all. He doesn't offer anything at all in matches, and the work rate he used to be praised for has completely disappeared.
Seems more like he's getting worse to be honest lad
kane and sturridge should start
vardy comes on for remaining ~15-20 minutes
welbeck and rooney might as well stay at home
Wilshere > Sterling
https://youtu.be/WgIdNgzVDKk?t=330
1. Sterlel
2. Welkek
3. Lellana
4. Barkshit
5. Rppney
6. Hendeshit
7. Wilcrock
8. Walnut
9. Clyne
10. Sturrcrock
>>66454639
Maybe im just an ABA and ive never realised it but i dont want welbeck, walcott, ox, wilshit, or any other of the current arsenal players anywhere near the england team. theyre all memes
>>66454694
KANE?
and
CHAT SHIT
are the definition of meme players m8
>>66454703
You can't deny Wilshere's talent mate. The rest of the English Arsenal lads are shit though.
>>66454260
Maybe he can have a suicide pact with memepiss.
>>66454703
this desu senpai
>>66454711
kane and vardy are non-shit memes though
>>66454579
Welbeck is useful for high pressing, for a forward he's really good at tackling. As a striker he sucks though.
>>66454711
I meant meme as in shit
What's the actual line up lads?
>>66454741
sturridge is starting so it doesnt matter, all his shots will go to the keepers hands
>>66454733
>As a striker he sucks though.
That's the important part m8
>>66454280
this board would explode t b h
>>66453407
shes gay
vardy just brings the all important chaos factor that is normally lacking with england
Reminder that England's striking options used to be Rooney, Crouch, Defoe and Welbeck
It's now Kane, Vardy, Sturridge
>>66446791
>Walels
OOOOOOH DANNY DANNY
DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DRINKWATER
*rounds up ABE's*
*summarily executes them*
3 LIONS ON THE SHIRT ITS COMING HOME
>>66451272
Kane
Vardy
Sturridge
Sterling
Welbeck
>Danny Drinkwater
>Sounds like a wrasslin jobber
>Should belong on /asp/
ITS
COMING
HOME
>>66454948
tfw watching this and crying
http://youtu.be/RJqimlFcJsM
>Euro final
>tied 2-2
>79th min
whos coming on lads?
>>66454993
phil jones
>>66454993
probably gotze or david silva
>>66454993
gotze
>>66450911
>vorm in 2016
>memepiss
>clasie
>huntelaar in 2016
>blind at cb
ARE YOU TRYING TO LOSE 50-0?
>lallana and vardy as wingers
>spurs wingbacks
apart from that its ok
>>66455046
>>spurs wingbacks
have you not tuned in this season? walker and rose have been great
>>66454948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CcU085tGwE
VINDALOO!
how come everyone from holland has a big forehead and receding hairline
Friendly reminder that Liverpool players will kill our /lifelong/ Euro dream just like they did at the world cup
Here we go lads!
>>66455101
>Drinkwater and Vardy starting
nice
>>66455101
>Walcott even being on the bench
Woy out
>>66455101
Literally meme starting 11
>>66455101
>Lallana still starting
>>66455101
>Lallana in the starting line up again
When will this meme fucking die!?
>>66455101
>stones
>barkley
oh great
we beat germany, hype starts building
then we get absolutely butt molested by holland and the teams confidence is destroyed
>>66455101
>woy will only ever pick half the correct players
>>66455156
I don't know, did you see Holland v France? They're pretty abysmal
unironically want holland to win lads
need to kill this drinkwater is england quality meme
>>66455101
>This will be interesting, I'm looking forward to this
Im not used to feeling like this about England.
4-4-2
lallana-barkley-drinkwater-milner midfield isn't too bad desu
>>66455078
You deserve a (You) for that video
Would rather milner start than henderson at the euros
>>66455186
lallana and milner arent wingers
desu we need to play some kind of no winger meme formation
When will lallana fuck off
>>66455101
>drinkwater
>vardy
rip in pieces pays-bas
To be fair this team would be outsiders for the 2016 Euros
>>66455223
4-4-2 diamond
I've been saying this for a while tbhfam.
>>66455267
>wright-phillips
>>66455267
>cahill
People STILL don't realise he is a woeful CB and a total liability
>>66455126
You'd think that's good but really it's R(EEEEEEEEEEEEEE)oy giving them a run out because there's no way they'll be starting in France
>>66455101
>not playing Dier
he's the fucking anchor of the England team
literally one of the most important players if we want a chance to beat the top sides
>>66455293
looooooooooooooooooool
>>66455289
And Stones isn't a liability?
Cahill is literally the second best CB we have, the whole defense is a liability.
>>66455267
>wright-phillips
What year is this?
>>66455289
Disagree senpai.
He is shit for Chelsea, but he constantly performs well at the back for England.
It was evident when he had real libalities like Johnson and Jagielka with him
>>66455267
>wright-phillips
haha netherlands does it again!
>>66455342
he's good if he's next to someone good/experienced
cahill and terry at the back would be the best
>>66455303
>implying it's not 100% true
>Everyone happy that Drinky is playing
>They don't realise Roy is making him play as the anchor man
>>66455367
>implying there are degrees of truth
who /euro2008champions/ here?
>>66455374
deep lying false regista i would imagine family
>>66455361
>cahill and terry at the back would be the best
Idiot they were fucking exposed in 2014. Couldn't defend a fucking goal kick from the other keeper.
>>66455405
>terry
>2014
dier is a meme and an alli babby. id literally rather have drinkwater and henderson there
>>66455391
>kirkland
haha remember this meme
bet the same people that are calling for butland/forster to start were calling for him to start then
>>66455405
are you talking about the wc? that was jagielka im pretty sure
Nice and bright out still
>>66455401
>not advanced tackle poacher
>>66455374
thats all hes good at. well that and being carried by kante
>>66455391
>kirkland
>taylor
>dunn
>wright-phillips
Ew
Best I could do, truly dark ages.
>>66455425
to be fair green and robinson were just as shit. there was another meme goalie back then but i cant remember his name
>>66455452
scott carson
>>66455452
>there was another meme goalie back then but i cant remember his name
Ben Forster?
He was around then.
>>66450911
Pretty good line up could go either way easily.
>stones
>milner (c)
oh fug
Henderson is going to start in the Euros. It's fucking pathetic. Jonjo Shelvey is better. Henderson is just....JUST
>>66455449
>No Tete
>>66455391
holy fuck that cant be the taylor from newcastle surely
literally the worst player ive ever witnessed. titus bramble was better
>>66455478
deluded
>>66455449
> Bruma
Surely not... Jeffrey?
Oh my fucking god it fucking is AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66454711
How is Kane a meme? Give me a serious answer someone please.
If he was named Kaymar and played for Barcelona he would have won third place in the balloon door because he would have had messi and rat king feeding him on a plate all season. Nb, I think neymar is an awsome player, He just has amazing service that any good player could thrive from
>>66455391
>Dunn
literally who?
>Tonge and Mellor
Jesus Christ
>>66455474
>if we win woy will use it as an excuse to play these cunts
>if we get blown out the loss will be blamed on drinky and vardy
>>66455465
Shit, you're right. How could I forget le fumble ball at Wembley man?
Disregard >>66455471
>>66455497
>forgetting le rabona failure man
>>66455479
Good call. I couldn't think of a RB. Tete is probably a better shout than blackcard Greg.
the team that will start at the euros
>>66455527
>phil mcnulty
"no"
>>66455527
and where exactly do the goals come from?
>>66455452
>>66455465
>>66455471
>the city of 2000s goalkeeping
>>66455527
>barkley
>baines
>stones
come on son, there's a reason everton are in a relegation battle
>>66455527
how old is this?
>>66455542
in hindsight Robinson and James were ok
>>66455527
>Baines
>Rooney
>Walcott
>Sterling
>Carrick
>Barkley
fucking united cunt
>>66455527
Surely this is like two years old
pls
>>66455391
>you know realise we will be laughing at this squad in 5-10 years time in the same way
'lel who the fuck was drink water' etc
>>66455495
he good now
hope janssen plays only to see him shiver under the enormous ambiance of wembley. next van nistelrooij
>>66455527
That screams boring 1-0 defeat
>>66455527
>carrick
>wilshit
>rppney
>>66455564
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34506013
about 6 months
>>66455527
Football journalists in general make me confused as to how they keep their jobs but Phil McNulty is on another level. He works for the BBC too, they don't have the excuse of needing to appeal to a wide audience via terrible journalism to make money.
>>66455567
He wasn't that bad for us I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBio7fqdTMM
HUP ORANJE HUP
>>66455578
Wilshere is our best CM
>>66455557
october http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34506013
>>66455588
Kek
>>66455580
ikr he's not even a minority or a woman wtf
andrew benson is wank for f1 stuff too
this competition is the era of the meme teams
for years everyone has been saying all the english players from teams like united chelsea and arsenal have been ruining the team and need to be dropped for the meme teams english players. now they have their shot, if it fails i never want to hear x man u player is shit get him out for x spurs or x watford player ever again
>>66455588
>the state of dutch football
oh my fucking god
We were always shit at the back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVF7tgUnnM
>>66455588
>janssen
>promes
>bazoer
>willems
>veltman
>zoet
have genuinely never heard of these players
>>66455588
literally who
>>66455588
>Bruma
>Zoet
>Literally who as striker.
>>66455625
This
English CBs being good has to be the biggest meme ever
NEW THREAD?
We need to drop Robben and Sneijder already, atleast Blind is doing that and experimenting a bit.
Whatever happens now is not important, the next tournament is in 2020 and the next generation needs to be able to hold its own there.
>>66455634
>janssen
played in our second division last year, since the beginning of january he's scoring like crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibt9MPjxlkw
>promes
pacey black man
>bazoer
literally a meme pogba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPlgDzFQFK4
>willems
next marcelo, heavenly left foot
>veltman
meme rb, originally cb, don't mind him
>zoet
meme goalkeeper of psv
>>66455679
We should put Robert Huth at the back
>>66455625
>>66455679
what am i supposed to be looking at here?
scholes scythes down some player needlessly and seaman gets lobbed in the resulting free kick. what does that have to do with centre backs?
Who wins?
>>66455703
>2020
>>66455728
zoet sounds like zoot which is slang for a spliff
>>66455681
here you go: >>66455798
>>66455789
0-0
>>66455796
Its dutch for sweet
>>66455795
Perhaps it's not a mistake, but pessimism.
>>66455795
Fine 2018 then your pack of cookies is on the way.
>>66455873
Digestive?
>>66455728
>played in our second division last year, since the beginning of january he's scoring like crazy
>Dutch Vardy
>>66455796
That's correct, Zoet is pronounced zoot and not like Koh Ed. It means sweet.
>>66455438
Then why has Drinky played well with King this year and Kanté in a midfield without Drinkwater has looked shit? Drinkwater keeps everything going, and Kanté's a better player undoubtedly at what he does, but Drinky's just as influential. Also a much better range of passing. Kanté has tidy short passing but he never releases the ball at the right time to play it through for Vardy and his long passing is much worse than Drinky's.
>>66455889
Naturally
>>66456645
Context?