8:00pm UK time kick-off. ITV coverage starts from 7:30pm.
Woy's Boys: Forster; Walker, Smalling, Stones, Rose; Drinkwater, Milner, Barkley; Lallana, Sturridge; Vardy.
Totaalchokenbal: Zoet; Veltman, Bruma, Blind, Willems; Wijnaldum, Bazoer, Afellay; Promes, Janssen, Memphis.
No, that seriously is the Dutch starting XI.
Andy caroll will be on the bench against holland tonight, roy plans to bring him on if it isnt working so we can play long balls
>tfw half way through making match thread and get beaten to it
>>66455812
bringing andy carroll on to headbutt people is a legitimate tactic
vincent janssen will score a goal, take my word
Drinkwater will assist a Vardy goal
Cap this.
>yfw Clive Tyldesley drops a "How Bazoer" reference in commentary
>this creeping milieu of English expectation
worryingly familiar
>>66455860
those are some ugly women
>This is Roy Hodgson's 49th game in charge of England and the next goal will be their 100th under the 68-year-old manager. Hodgson's previous 48 games have resulted in 29 wins and six defeats.
>rate of over 2 goals a game
this would be impressive if it didn't include san marino about 12 billion times
>>66455844
OOOOOOOSH
THE CROWD ALL RISE FOR SIR JAMIE VARDY // KNOCKING IN BALLS LIKE HE'S DOWN AT RILEY'S
>>66455860
>tyldesley without townsend
>Stones
>Milner
>Lallana
>Sturridge
just spoke to the lad who rigs international friendlies and he said 4-1 to england vardy scores first, kane scores as a super sub
Yep we're fucked.
Can barely cheer this team on, bunch of nobodies
>>66455883
>3D
what did you expect senpai?
>>66455897
Never thought I'd pine for Townsend and his tactics truck but Hoddle's making me.
>dutch saying their team is shit
>snglish saying their team is good
0-1 confirmed
First Dutch starting XI in years that doesn't feature either Robben, Van Persie, Sneijder or Van der Vaart, the so-called big four.
>Van der Vaart in the big four
>The state of Dutch football
hello lads and ladderinos :^) english fan for 3 years here looking forward to the match
Sturridge don't die bls
>the state of our team
Lads, Drinky and Vardy are going to come together like this again, get ready
https://streamable.com/izk4
It'll be a draw or a narrow England win.
>>66455901
Please be real
>>66455901
>4-1
sounds like bullshit to me, 4-0 sounds more realistic
>>66455932
>mfw 3-0 win and the hype continues to grow
I scored 7 goals in the 5 de klasse this year (9th tier). Should I call Danny Blind?
Its gonna be a massacre.
If you britbongs fuck this up you'll never hear the end of it
vardy WILL get injured during this match
>>66455969
If you're a distant relative he might give you a game tbf
brace yourselves for rooney in the studio
it was announced after the germany match that he'd be on
>>66455915
more lifelong than the lifelongs ngl
>>66455969
Stick an Ajax replica shirt on and he'll call you up
>WAZZA
>rppney pundit
>rooney thinks he's going to the euros
>Rooney
please fuck off
Who the fuck steals Nike gear from Wembly
Erm, erm, erm.
Well I'm back nicking cars now so I should be back to full on burglary by the time June comes round.
>>66455990
Yeah I'll wait to 7:58 to switch it on then
>>66455984
He already is. His forearm is fucked.
Must be all the birds he's fingered
>>66456012
>>66456016
>>66456018
>>66456020
>>66456023
stop disrespecting our captain
Pizza's in the oven lads
>rppmey
le cheeky hair transplant man
you guys ready to chat shit?
only reason he is there tonight is because everyone is saying he's lost his place for the euros
Rppney reading his publicist's statement.
who /rate rooney/
>>66456044
>joined by le chicken tonight man and le lob david seaman from 20 yards out man
>>66456047
Are you guys ready to get banged?
Rooney is gonna ruin England's euro chances, if he had any dignity he'd fuck off and retire
>>66456039
Throw an easter egg on it
>>66456018
>>66456036
2bh Rooney should be in the starting XI as our CM in place of fucking Henderson.
>this team
Q_Q
>beat Germany
>lose to these literally who's
You know it's gonna happen
Who would you rather go on a night out with, Vardy or Rppney?
navy suit
black tie
>scouse
Lads
Is it Coming Home?
Here come the excuses for why Rooney is so shit
why would he get a hair transplant but not get his teeth fixed
ian is starstruck
>>66456060
check flag mate.
>>66456079
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>>66456073
probably Rooney, but just because Vardy is a Methhead
why the fuck would anyone want an itv account? piss off
>pougatch reminding rooney of how much of a failure he's been since 2004
ha!
>>66456068
will you please stop posting about henderson
cheers
inb4 you start posting about lallana
>>66456080
looks like hes had another fresh hair transplant
>>66456095
benelux when
>everybody sucking Rooney's dick
Dunno why I expected anything else tbqh
>We should only take 1 new player to the Euros
>Rooney
>>66456114
can't blame him mate, henderson's pretty shite
rooney is and has been a class player
but i can't wait until he fucks off
>England played the best they've played in years with young lads without Rooney
>"Rooney can add something that the young lads might not be able to do"
WHICH IS WHY ROONEY NEEDS TO BE DROPPED
Can't fucking believe they got Rooney in the studio. It's just so the old boys club can try and propagandize the public into wanting Rooney.
F U C K
O F F
What are we listening to lads
>woy promoting gay rights
>>66456116
as soon as you two get your shit together la.
Holland arent in the euros? wat
>>66456107
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
Best ITV stream
>>66456118
>>66456121
>the only person who can destroy the harmony of this team is rooney
>every normie wants him back
its like pottery.
In dire need of a stream lads.
>all these 'we's
what part of Britain are u guys from??
>>66456128
Slime Season 3
harry kane? after coming on in this game hes gonna be hattrick kane
>>66456136
they're absolute shit
>>66456114
L*llana should be nowhere near an england shirt though. Henderson I can bear on the bench because of lack of decent English CM but L*llana is fucking shite
>>66456128
ahahaha holy shit you pathetic scrap of shit
>>66456128
gaga
>you've changed
>>66456095
Well shit, I'm a retard. But Still...
> Chat Shit
>Get Banged
>>66456114
everyone is complaining about henderson/lallana m8
it's not just one ABL boogeyman
Why does Gabrielle Clarke look so soulless?
>>66456128
>anime
>>66456141
cheers x
Lads who would be the best third player for a midfield 3 of Dier, Barkley and _____?
Noble? Drinkwater? Milner?
>>66456149
>normie want him back
No they don't normie want him gone its only Autistic Man U bandwagoners who defend him
>>66456152
I only liked the opening track.
>England will never hire a maverick, charismatic motivator like Neil Warnock, Barry Fry or Steve "Bleo" Bleasdale
why even bother
>>66456174
RPPNEY
>>66456174
>Dier
>Drinkwater
wat
>>66456128
align your screens ffs
>>66456174
why would anybody want barkley in the midfield
>>66456170
He's white.
-------------------Forster
Clyne---Smalling---Cahill---Rose
------Drinkwater-Dier-Barkley
----------------------Alli
--------------Vardy-----Kane
This team could literally win it all
>>66456165
no worries pal, i'm supporting you lot.
>>66456174
Wilshere, then Henderson, then Drinkwater, then Delph, then Noble, then Milner
>>66456174
Drinky > Noble >>> Milner
but in terms of what will actually happen it's Milner >>> Drinky > Noble
Reminder that Lallana has 9 assists and 7 goals this season
>>66456201
i like it
when's Pearson gonna be the England gaffer?
>>66456185
>barry fry as england manager
that would be the greatest thing ever
>>66456174
Wilshere you wasteman.
It is obvious that Rooney will play when fit, so where does he play?
Id say AMC behind Kane and whack Alli at LW
>>66456150
http://www.sbs6.nl/channels/oranje/pagina/oefeninterland-engeland-nederland/
Official dutch channel. Whines about adblockers but I only turned off uBlock and worked right away without ads popping up. I'm sure it's muh region stream, if so get Hola
>>66456205
Ex-Pat? No neighbourly love for the cloggs?
>>66456208
You're insane
Milner (based on form) is ahead of henderson
if you think noble and delph get in ahead of milner you're insane
>>66456214
which lallana are we talking about here?
>>66456201
Swap Barkley for Wilshere (if he gets fully fit) and that's easily our best team.
>>66456244
it's obviously a tax evader
couple of dutch cunts in this thread
fuck knows why
>>66456246
Milner shouldn't be playing in a midfield 3 with Dier and Barkley, the answer was to who would fit best in that midfield
>>66456244
native luxemburger, but i really don't like the dutch team.
>>66456179
Drippin' is god tier m8
>>66456251
>not including pre-season friendlies
come on, son
>>66456278
rude
uk shitposting is at an all-time high
can't wait for them to get shut down in the euros
>>66456214
WOW how could the mighty liverpool be sat in the glorious 9th place without those meaningful goals and assists. L*llana must have won at least 2 of those 44 points they have, almost FIVE PERCENT
>>66456241
Thanks mate, I think it'll be an experience to watch a football game in Dutch.
> Johan Cruyff tributes
Fucking why?
>>66456241
>Hola
tip top kek
>>66456283
the current team or the team in general
Rooney is a fucking muggy cunt
>>66455798
I know this is going to be a bloodbath but pls don't kill Huntelaar again.
Lovely Moneyball music
>>66456141
>http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
>UK only
>>66456259
no, but i'm helping some chinese investors evade theirs.
>>66456320
>JF
>>66456295
cause he's dead and he's dutch
>>66456295
so kids can see a dutch player tonight who was actually good
>>66456320
That's why he gave it to me and not you.
>>66456295
TRIGGERED
>>66456201
>no baines
>no studge/sterling
>>66456317
he's going to eat turf
>Danny Kane
>>66456311
never liked them. robben and van persie always seemed cocky and smug and put me off your team.
> Rooney as pundit
FUCK'S SAKE.
He just has to be there doesn't he? The other pundits dare not say shit now. Fucking ITV cunts
muggy going on itv and not bbc
>>66456295
So the audience can appreciate how badly the Dutch have fallen off.
this dutch lineup just makes me fucking sad.. i miss the days of orange lads running around playing great kickball
>>66456337
vary, kane and alli are better than those two
>Italy
>Blue shirt, white shorts
Thank fuck, sick of the meme one color shit
>>66456291
>not even in the euros
At least the Wrighty-Dixon combo makes up for having Rooney there. Not great pundits but they're entertaining sometimes.
>talking about the striking options in front of rooney
wonder how he feels
>>66456246
Milner is fucking dire m8
I can stand Henderson starting but Milner does nothing of value
>>66456292
You realise these autistic posts don't work in your favour, right? they actually discredit your deluded hatred for players who just coincidentally happen to play for liverpool?
lallana is in the team because there is nobody better in that position
>rooney getting cheated on by le chat shit get banged goblin
ahahahahahahahah
>drinky
why do footballers and normie chads have such shit nicknames for each other
> Rooney looks thoughtfully at the screen during the tribute.
> Knows he'll never be held in such regard.
> English public generally dislike him
> Never produced on the international stage.
> Sons cuck him with Vardy shirt.
Wayne Rooney confirmed for seppuku?
>Wrighty and Dixon cracking up every time Rooney speaks
> Rooney's kid's role model is Jamie Vardy
Fucking hell...
D-R-I-N-K-E-Y
rooney decent tbf
>>66456367
they will be back soon enough
>>66456367
this, netherlands always used to be my second team to root for after england get knocked out
>>66456382
Henderson and Milner are pretty much the same player. Just shit versions of Drinky.
>>66456375
at least we'll be safe
>>66456383
>he thinks it's a liverpool thing
lellana is trash m8
henderson is a championship player at best
Fergie fucked up talent like usual.
Drinkwater will be world class
>>66456308
or whatever VPN/proxy you wish m8, I havent needed one in years.
>>66456294
I'm sure someone will post a britbong stream too, but this is at least something, fair quality and only ads during halftime
>>66456400
I think the kids are like that. Ryan Giggs son thinks he was just a nobody
>>66456382
>he doesn't score blooters so he's not good
is this seriously the level of sp's understanding of this sport?
>that home shirt
yeah nah
WE DEM WOY'S BOYS
WE DEM WE DEM WOY'S BOYS
milner>henderson
>>66456331
2nd and 3rd in the last 2 world cups m8 never forget it
So how hard will Oranje get raped tonight?
fucking nike
fucking itv adverts
Going to look at sexy pictures whilst the game is on then blow a fat load into my mouth at half-time
>>66456433
ok pal, whatever you say
Rooney seems like a decent guy but you can tell he's having to work his brain very hard to not say anything objectionable
>>66456442
>literally making up words
occassional blooters a la gerrard mean fuck all too desu
>>66456453
which dutch players on display tonight are good?
is it me or is rooney actually not as retarded as youd think
>>66456463
fucking bank adverts with sad piano covers
>>66456448
>england shirt
>no red to be seen
>white and blue like scotland
Who gets payed to come up with this shit?
> Breast cancer awareness for a men's sport
Because Prostate and testicular cancer don't matter, yeah?
I don't mind this new home shirt to be honest lads. I'd wear it to bed.
We're those he best highlights they could find of Cruyff? Over rated desu
>>66456462
we're starting milner as captain. So not that badly.
>>66456462
probably won't be that bad. england are overrated af. 2-0.
>>66456486
Its you
>all these netherlands posters thinking we'll absolutely annihilate them
lads you know we're just memeing about being the greatest team in the world right. it won't be 5-0 or anything
>>66455798
> Dat Dutch team.
Its literally Le son of the manager man and Memepiss with a team of literally who's.
>>66456436
>Fergie fucked up talent like usual
I am ABU as well but you can't say Fergie didn't develop so many incredible players...
>>66456486
That's what years of media coaching will do for you.
>>66456481
>>66456473
Lad he is face up to it. He is playing awful in a mid table side and is about to get sold by Klopp
>>66456486
I reckon he has a speech coach and all that bollocks
>>66456453
>3rd under FEE LOSS O FEE
>can't even qualify for the next euros
this should show you how fucking bad the dutch are now
>>66456294
Yank stream:
http://serbiaplus.club/foxsports1usa.html
>>66455914
Well, he's is becoming pretty big in a more literal sense...
>inb4 iemand niet snapt dat Rafa vadsig is
>>66456498
Good trolling
>>66456498
fair point
>>66456400
Only the self important mongoloid section of football fans (aka the sort on here) actually hate Rooney. The rest is thinly veiled racism against the Irish
>>66455798
Since the 2014 World Cup...
England:
>Played 17
>Won 14
>Drawn 2
>Lost 1
Netherlands:
>Played 16
>Won 6
>Drawn 1
>Lost 9
England are winning the Euros and there's not a single fucking thing that ABEs can do about it.
>>66456540
>toni duggan will never piss in your mouth
why live
>>66455969
Zit je bij de Fjes van Ajax? Dan ja.
>>66456510
Don't we have Blind jr. as captain, though? That's even worse. Fucking nepotism.
>>66456541
You should have potato growing awareness.
>>66456540
>bloodthirsty gorilla in the background
Oh heck
>>66456488
yeah fucking them too
Why does everyone hate rooney?
Even if he has lost his form the last few years he still seems like a genuinely alright lad
>>66456535
A fucking Scot in the studio????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
>>66456540
>Duggan
>Greenwood
Not even the accent could put me off
>>66456565
blind's better than milner tbf
>>66456383
Sterling
Young
Gardner
Rodriguez
Sinclair
Osman
Albrighton
>>66456574
cant find an english footballer smart enough
>>66456128
New Spark Master Tape song
RANIERI SIGHTED
MEME MAGIC IS HAPPENING
>>66456573
I used to hate him but rate him as a player. Now that the talent isn't there anymore all that's left is hate desu
>>66456371
baines is a defender, weird to compare him to vardy kane and alli
So how mad will scousers be when sturridges leg gives way again during the game?
>rppney wants to lead us
Nah lad
>>66456595
cant believe you actually took the time to type those names
cringe
>>66456517
i expect england to blow it
>>66456617
was talking about sturridge and sterling
>>66456412
>>66456367
Just give it some time. Oranje has always been all over the place if you look at the long term results. From not qualified to finals and back. So this EC we're shit, probably next world cup too, and then outta nowhere we'll have based players again and get to the finals (and choke).
Get scousers out of the England team
>>66456619
they'll just hype up Origami again
>Koeman and Ranieri in the stadium
Does this mean the KNVB is finally searching for a new coach?
>>66456595
They are literally all worse than Lallana. Albrighton is just having a meme season and Rodriguez is broken.
>>66456525
>le reaction image which means nothing
back to the bins you scouse cunt
To be honest.
This is Vardy and Drinkwater and a bunch of passengers vs Holland.
>Waterkneus als analist
>this ITV propaganda
FUCK OFF WAYNE
>tfw half Dutch
Feels conflicting t b h
Just got word from Sturridge's dad that Daniel isn't going to make a effort today because he doesn't want to get injured.
Please keep this in mind when you criticise him later.
Why do Liverpool and Everton players get selected for England?
>>66456626
meaty legs
>>66456642
Sterling is better
>there are people so obsessed with england that they support whoever england are playing
>>66456517
they are saying that so when we beat them 2-0 or 3-1 they can tell themselves that they have done well
![3260EEB600000578-3500915-image-a-83_1458438427491[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3qOQmuA.jpg "3260EEB600000578-3500915-image-a-83_1458438427491[1].jpg")
>>66456573
£300k a week and still steals from Nike
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/03/20/01/3260EEB600000578-3500915-image-a-83_1458438427491.jpg
>>66456647
obsessed
>>66456590
Don't know much about Milner desu, all I know is Blind is absolutely shit.
>>66456663
muh >>96
