OFFICIAL ENGLAND v NETHERLANDS MATCH THREAD 1
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8:00pm UK time kick-off. ITV coverage starts from 7:30pm.
Woy's Boys: Forster; Walker, Smalling, Stones, Rose; Drinkwater, Milner, Barkley; Lallana, Sturridge; Vardy.
Totaalchokenbal: Zoet; Veltman, Bruma, Blind, Willems; Wijnaldum, Bazoer, Afellay; Promes, Janssen, Memphis.
No, that seriously is the Dutch starting XI.
Andy caroll will be on the bench against holland tonight, roy plans to bring him on if it isnt working so we can play long balls
>tfw half way through making match thread and get beaten to it
>>66455812
bringing andy carroll on to headbutt people is a legitimate tactic
vincent janssen will score a goal, take my word
Drinkwater will assist a Vardy goal
Cap this.
>yfw Clive Tyldesley drops a "How Bazoer" reference in commentary
>this creeping milieu of English expectation
worryingly familiar
>>66455860
those are some ugly women
>This is Roy Hodgson's 49th game in charge of England and the next goal will be their 100th under the 68-year-old manager. Hodgson's previous 48 games have resulted in 29 wins and six defeats.
>rate of over 2 goals a game
this would be impressive if it didn't include san marino about 12 billion times
>>66455844
OOOOOOOSH
THE CROWD ALL RISE FOR SIR JAMIE VARDY // KNOCKING IN BALLS LIKE HE'S DOWN AT RILEY'S
>>66455860
>tyldesley without townsend
>Stones
>Milner
>Lallana
>Sturridge
just spoke to the lad who rigs international friendlies and he said 4-1 to england vardy scores first, kane scores as a super sub
Yep we're fucked.
Can barely cheer this team on, bunch of nobodies
>>66455883
>3D
what did you expect senpai?
>>66455897
Never thought I'd pine for Townsend and his tactics truck but Hoddle's making me.
>dutch saying their team is shit
>snglish saying their team is good
0-1 confirmed
First Dutch starting XI in years that doesn't feature either Robben, Van Persie, Sneijder or Van der Vaart, the so-called big four.
>Van der Vaart in the big four
>The state of Dutch football
hello lads and ladderinos :^) english fan for 3 years here looking forward to the match
Sturridge don't die bls
>the state of our team
Lads, Drinky and Vardy are going to come together like this again, get ready
https://streamable.com/izk4
It'll be a draw or a narrow England win.
>>66455901
Please be real
>>66455901
>4-1
sounds like bullshit to me, 4-0 sounds more realistic
>>66455932
>mfw 3-0 win and the hype continues to grow
I scored 7 goals in the 5 de klasse this year (9th tier). Should I call Danny Blind?
Its gonna be a massacre.
If you britbongs fuck this up you'll never hear the end of it
vardy WILL get injured during this match
>>66455969
If you're a distant relative he might give you a game tbf
brace yourselves for rooney in the studio
it was announced after the germany match that he'd be on
>>66455915
more lifelong than the lifelongs ngl
>>66455969
Stick an Ajax replica shirt on and he'll call you up
>WAZZA
>rppney pundit
>rooney thinks he's going to the euros
>Rooney
please fuck off
Who the fuck steals Nike gear from Wembly
Erm, erm, erm.
Well I'm back nicking cars now so I should be back to full on burglary by the time June comes round.
>>66455990
Yeah I'll wait to 7:58 to switch it on then
>>66455984
He already is. His forearm is fucked.
Must be all the birds he's fingered
>>66456012
>>66456016
>>66456018
>>66456020
>>66456023
stop disrespecting our captain
Pizza's in the oven lads
>rppmey
le cheeky hair transplant man
you guys ready to chat shit?
only reason he is there tonight is because everyone is saying he's lost his place for the euros
Rppney reading his publicist's statement.
who /rate rooney/
>>66456044
>joined by le chicken tonight man and le lob david seaman from 20 yards out man
>>66456047
Are you guys ready to get banged?
Rooney is gonna ruin England's euro chances, if he had any dignity he'd fuck off and retire
>>66456039
Throw an easter egg on it
>>66456018
>>66456036
2bh Rooney should be in the starting XI as our CM in place of fucking Henderson.
>this team
Q_Q
>beat Germany
>lose to these literally who's
You know it's gonna happen
Who would you rather go on a night out with, Vardy or Rppney?
navy suit
black tie
>scouse
Lads
Is it Coming Home?
Here come the excuses for why Rooney is so shit
why would he get a hair transplant but not get his teeth fixed
ian is starstruck
>>66456060
check flag mate.
>>66456079
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>>66456073
probably Rooney, but just because Vardy is a Methhead
why the fuck would anyone want an itv account? piss off
>pougatch reminding rooney of how much of a failure he's been since 2004
ha!
>>66456068
will you please stop posting about henderson
cheers
inb4 you start posting about lallana
>>66456080
looks like hes had another fresh hair transplant
>>66456095
benelux when
>everybody sucking Rooney's dick
Dunno why I expected anything else tbqh
>We should only take 1 new player to the Euros
>Rooney
>>66456114
can't blame him mate, henderson's pretty shite
rooney is and has been a class player
but i can't wait until he fucks off
>England played the best they've played in years with young lads without Rooney
>"Rooney can add something that the young lads might not be able to do"
WHICH IS WHY ROONEY NEEDS TO BE DROPPED
Can't fucking believe they got Rooney in the studio. It's just so the old boys club can try and propagandize the public into wanting Rooney.
F U C K
O F F
What are we listening to lads
>woy promoting gay rights
>>66456116
as soon as you two get your shit together la.
Holland arent in the euros? wat
>>66456107
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
Best ITV stream
>>66456118
>>66456121
>the only person who can destroy the harmony of this team is rooney
>every normie wants him back
its like pottery.
In dire need of a stream lads.
>all these 'we's
what part of Britain are u guys from??
>>66456128
Slime Season 3
harry kane? after coming on in this game hes gonna be hattrick kane
>>66456136
they're absolute shit
>>66456114
L*llana should be nowhere near an england shirt though. Henderson I can bear on the bench because of lack of decent English CM but L*llana is fucking shite
>>66456128
ahahaha holy shit you pathetic scrap of shit
>>66456128
gaga
>you've changed
>>66456095
Well shit, I'm a retard. But Still...
> Chat Shit
>Get Banged
>>66456114
everyone is complaining about henderson/lallana m8
it's not just one ABL boogeyman
Why does Gabrielle Clarke look so soulless?
>>66456128
>anime
>>66456141
cheers x
Lads who would be the best third player for a midfield 3 of Dier, Barkley and _____?
Noble? Drinkwater? Milner?
>>66456149
>normie want him back
No they don't normie want him gone its only Autistic Man U bandwagoners who defend him
>>66456152
I only liked the opening track.
>England will never hire a maverick, charismatic motivator like Neil Warnock, Barry Fry or Steve "Bleo" Bleasdale
why even bother
>>66456174
RPPNEY
>>66456174
>Dier
>Drinkwater
wat
>>66456128
align your screens ffs
>>66456174
why would anybody want barkley in the midfield
>>66456170
He's white.
-------------------Forster
Clyne---Smalling---Cahill---Rose
------Drinkwater-Dier-Barkley
----------------------Alli
--------------Vardy-----Kane
This team could literally win it all
>>66456165
no worries pal, i'm supporting you lot.
>>66456174
Wilshere, then Henderson, then Drinkwater, then Delph, then Noble, then Milner
>>66456174
Drinky > Noble >>> Milner
but in terms of what will actually happen it's Milner >>> Drinky > Noble
Reminder that Lallana has 9 assists and 7 goals this season
>>66456201
i like it
when's Pearson gonna be the England gaffer?
>>66456185
>barry fry as england manager
that would be the greatest thing ever
>>66456174
Wilshere you wasteman.
It is obvious that Rooney will play when fit, so where does he play?
Id say AMC behind Kane and whack Alli at LW
>>66456150
http://www.sbs6.nl/channels/oranje/pagina/oefeninterland-engeland-nederland/
Official dutch channel. Whines about adblockers but I only turned off uBlock and worked right away without ads popping up. I'm sure it's muh region stream, if so get Hola
>>66456205
Ex-Pat? No neighbourly love for the cloggs?
>>66456208
You're insane
Milner (based on form) is ahead of henderson
if you think noble and delph get in ahead of milner you're insane
>>66456214
which lallana are we talking about here?
>>66456201
Swap Barkley for Wilshere (if he gets fully fit) and that's easily our best team.
>>66456244
it's obviously a tax evader
couple of dutch cunts in this thread
fuck knows why
>>66456246
Milner shouldn't be playing in a midfield 3 with Dier and Barkley, the answer was to who would fit best in that midfield
>>66456244
native luxemburger, but i really don't like the dutch team.
>>66456179
Drippin' is god tier m8
>>66456251
>not including pre-season friendlies
come on, son
>>66456278
rude
uk shitposting is at an all-time high
can't wait for them to get shut down in the euros
>>66456214
WOW how could the mighty liverpool be sat in the glorious 9th place without those meaningful goals and assists. L*llana must have won at least 2 of those 44 points they have, almost FIVE PERCENT
>>66456241
Thanks mate, I think it'll be an experience to watch a football game in Dutch.
> Johan Cruyff tributes
Fucking why?
>>66456241
>Hola
tip top kek
>>66456283
the current team or the team in general
Rooney is a fucking muggy cunt
>>66455798
I know this is going to be a bloodbath but pls don't kill Huntelaar again.
Lovely Moneyball music
>>66456141
>http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
>UK only
>>66456259
no, but i'm helping some chinese investors evade theirs.
>>66456320
>JF
>>66456295
cause he's dead and he's dutch
>>66456295
so kids can see a dutch player tonight who was actually good
>>66456320
That's why he gave it to me and not you.
>>66456295
TRIGGERED
>>66456201
>no baines
>no studge/sterling
>>66456317
he's going to eat turf
>Danny Kane
>>66456311
never liked them. robben and van persie always seemed cocky and smug and put me off your team.
> Rooney as pundit
FUCK'S SAKE.
He just has to be there doesn't he? The other pundits dare not say shit now. Fucking ITV cunts
muggy going on itv and not bbc
>>66456295
So the audience can appreciate how badly the Dutch have fallen off.
this dutch lineup just makes me fucking sad.. i miss the days of orange lads running around playing great kickball
>>66456337
vary, kane and alli are better than those two
>Italy
>Blue shirt, white shorts
Thank fuck, sick of the meme one color shit
>>66456291
>not even in the euros
At least the Wrighty-Dixon combo makes up for having Rooney there. Not great pundits but they're entertaining sometimes.
>talking about the striking options in front of rooney
wonder how he feels
>>66456246
Milner is fucking dire m8
I can stand Henderson starting but Milner does nothing of value
>>66456292
You realise these autistic posts don't work in your favour, right? they actually discredit your deluded hatred for players who just coincidentally happen to play for liverpool?
lallana is in the team because there is nobody better in that position
>rooney getting cheated on by le chat shit get banged goblin
ahahahahahahahah
>drinky
why do footballers and normie chads have such shit nicknames for each other
> Rooney looks thoughtfully at the screen during the tribute.
> Knows he'll never be held in such regard.
> English public generally dislike him
> Never produced on the international stage.
> Sons cuck him with Vardy shirt.
Wayne Rooney confirmed for seppuku?
>Wrighty and Dixon cracking up every time Rooney speaks
> Rooney's kid's role model is Jamie Vardy
Fucking hell...
D-R-I-N-K-E-Y
rooney decent tbf
>>66456367
they will be back soon enough
>>66456367
this, netherlands always used to be my second team to root for after england get knocked out
>>66456382
Henderson and Milner are pretty much the same player. Just shit versions of Drinky.
>>66456375
at least we'll be safe
>>66456383
>he thinks it's a liverpool thing
lellana is trash m8
henderson is a championship player at best
Fergie fucked up talent like usual.
Drinkwater will be world class
>>66456308
or whatever VPN/proxy you wish m8, I havent needed one in years.
>>66456294
I'm sure someone will post a britbong stream too, but this is at least something, fair quality and only ads during halftime
>>66456400
I think the kids are like that. Ryan Giggs son thinks he was just a nobody
>>66456382
>he doesn't score blooters so he's not good
is this seriously the level of sp's understanding of this sport?
>that home shirt
yeah nah
WE DEM WOY'S BOYS
WE DEM WE DEM WOY'S BOYS
milner>henderson
>>66456331
2nd and 3rd in the last 2 world cups m8 never forget it
So how hard will Oranje get raped tonight?
fucking nike
fucking itv adverts
Going to look at sexy pictures whilst the game is on then blow a fat load into my mouth at half-time
>>66456433
ok pal, whatever you say
Rooney seems like a decent guy but you can tell he's having to work his brain very hard to not say anything objectionable
>>66456442
>literally making up words
occassional blooters a la gerrard mean fuck all too desu
>>66456453
which dutch players on display tonight are good?
is it me or is rooney actually not as retarded as youd think
>>66456463
fucking bank adverts with sad piano covers
>england shirt
>no red to be seen
>white and blue like scotland
Who gets payed to come up with this shit?
> Breast cancer awareness for a men's sport
Because Prostate and testicular cancer don't matter, yeah?
I don't mind this new home shirt to be honest lads. I'd wear it to bed.
We're those he best highlights they could find of Cruyff? Over rated desu
>>66456462
we're starting milner as captain. So not that badly.
>>66456462
probably won't be that bad. england are overrated af. 2-0.
>>66456486
Its you
>all these netherlands posters thinking we'll absolutely annihilate them
lads you know we're just memeing about being the greatest team in the world right. it won't be 5-0 or anything
>>66455798
> Dat Dutch team.
Its literally Le son of the manager man and Memepiss with a team of literally who's.
>>66456436
>Fergie fucked up talent like usual
I am ABU as well but you can't say Fergie didn't develop so many incredible players...
>>66456486
That's what years of media coaching will do for you.
>>66456473
Lad he is face up to it. He is playing awful in a mid table side and is about to get sold by Klopp
>>66456486
I reckon he has a speech coach and all that bollocks
>>66456453
>3rd under FEE LOSS O FEE
>can't even qualify for the next euros
this should show you how fucking bad the dutch are now
>>66456294
Yank stream:
http://serbiaplus.club/foxsports1usa.html
>>66455914
Well, he's is becoming pretty big in a more literal sense...
>inb4 iemand niet snapt dat Rafa vadsig is
>>66456498
Good trolling
>>66456498
fair point
>>66456400
Only the self important mongoloid section of football fans (aka the sort on here) actually hate Rooney. The rest is thinly veiled racism against the Irish
>>66455798
Since the 2014 World Cup...
England:
>Played 17
>Won 14
>Drawn 2
>Lost 1
Netherlands:
>Played 16
>Won 6
>Drawn 1
>Lost 9
England are winning the Euros and there's not a single fucking thing that ABEs can do about it.
>>66456540
>toni duggan will never piss in your mouth
why live
>>66455969
Zit je bij de Fjes van Ajax? Dan ja.
>>66456510
Don't we have Blind jr. as captain, though? That's even worse. Fucking nepotism.
>>66456541
You should have potato growing awareness.
>>66456540
>bloodthirsty gorilla in the background
Oh heck
>>66456488
yeah fucking them too
Why does everyone hate rooney?
Even if he has lost his form the last few years he still seems like a genuinely alright lad
>>66456535
A fucking Scot in the studio????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
>>66456540
>Duggan
>Greenwood
Not even the accent could put me off
>>66456565
blind's better than milner tbf
>>66456383
Sterling
Young
Gardner
Rodriguez
Sinclair
Osman
Albrighton
>>66456574
cant find an english footballer smart enough
>>66456128
New Spark Master Tape song
RANIERI SIGHTED
MEME MAGIC IS HAPPENING
>>66456573
I used to hate him but rate him as a player. Now that the talent isn't there anymore all that's left is hate desu
>>66456371
baines is a defender, weird to compare him to vardy kane and alli
So how mad will scousers be when sturridges leg gives way again during the game?
>rppney wants to lead us
Nah lad
>>66456595
cant believe you actually took the time to type those names
cringe
>>66456517
i expect england to blow it
>>66456617
was talking about sturridge and sterling
>>66456412
>>66456367
Just give it some time. Oranje has always been all over the place if you look at the long term results. From not qualified to finals and back. So this EC we're shit, probably next world cup too, and then outta nowhere we'll have based players again and get to the finals (and choke).
Get scousers out of the England team
>>66456619
they'll just hype up Origami again
>Koeman and Ranieri in the stadium
Does this mean the KNVB is finally searching for a new coach?
>>66456595
They are literally all worse than Lallana. Albrighton is just having a meme season and Rodriguez is broken.
>>66456525
>le reaction image which means nothing
back to the bins you scouse cunt
To be honest.
This is Vardy and Drinkwater and a bunch of passengers vs Holland.
>Waterkneus als analist
>this ITV propaganda
FUCK OFF WAYNE
>tfw half Dutch
Feels conflicting t b h
Just got word from Sturridge's dad that Daniel isn't going to make a effort today because he doesn't want to get injured.
Please keep this in mind when you criticise him later.
Why do Liverpool and Everton players get selected for England?
>>66456626
meaty legs
>>66456642
Sterling is better
>there are people so obsessed with england that they support whoever england are playing
>>66456517
they are saying that so when we beat them 2-0 or 3-1 they can tell themselves that they have done well
![3260EEB600000578-3500915-image-a-83_1458438427491[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3qOQmuA.jpg "3260EEB600000578-3500915-image-a-83 1458438427491[1]")
>>66456573
£300k a week and still steals from Nike
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/03/20/01/3260EEB600000578-3500915-image-a-83_1458438427491.jpg
>>66456647
obsessed
>>66456590
Don't know much about Milner desu, all I know is Blind is absolutely shit.
>>66456663
muh >>96
>>66456640
Leicester vs Southampton on Sunday you prick.
Imagine being in the changing room before any major finals and having that scouser prick doing a speech
not even sure why i'm watching this
>>66456640
Koeman is destined to be your manager lad. I just want him to come to Arsenal instead.
>>66456696
lel
>>66456605
>england 4-0 down at half-time
>roy commits suicide
>ranieri does half-time team talk
>vardy scores three
>mahrez is given a passport and scores two
it's habbeingn lads
who /raveathalftime/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO2C1zzbRKA
>>66456128
> Muh breast cancer
Fuck off you tit
>get rid of andy townsend
>replace him with glenn hoddle
think i'd rather have andy 'go on' townsend
>wembley will be full to the rafters
>thousands of empty seats
>>66456688
They both play in numerous positions badly
>ABLs are fuming at the idea of liverpool players being in the england squad
ABLs lose, again
>>66456701
he has the wow factor until he opens his mouth
>>66456685
good meme
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Lads I left some red wine open over the long weekend reckon it will be alright to drink?
>memphis barely taller than the dopey nigglet with the massive arse
MUH BREASTS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66456696
fantastic post
>>66456706
Fucking kekd m8
the arse on that black lad
fuckin' hell
>>66456718
how much does a (decent) ticket go for these days?
>>66456734
give it a sniff lad
dutch anthem reminds me of i vow to thee
>not singing your national anthem
DIEEE
>>66456717
>mfw I always thought Andros Townsend was Andy Townsend's foreign son
>all these niggers not singing our anthem
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>literally no one singing the Dutch anthem
nice """country"""" you have there
>that indian girl
>>66456723
Probably because they've been the worst players for England for a very long time now
Gerrard and Johnson alone cost England too many games to count
>>66456741
that kid is thick as fuck tbf
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>66456760
It's a shit anthem
>>66456760
>It's just the niggers
Typical
>tfw 2nd monitor is broken and you have to pleb it out like pic related
>no butland belting out the national anthem
;_;
>>66456774
leafy fucked up that cheeky cunt
>these players not belting the anthem
hope none of them go to france
OUR BRAVE LADS
I'M GONNA CRY
My god, the English anthem is shit.
>>66456723
I'd think most people would care more about having the best squad possible for their country. So it's probably not ABLism. it's just that their players aren't good enough to start.
>vardy singing the national anthem
What a sight lads
Forester looks like he's going to have a stroke.
>>66456792
You better not be talking about the anthem dedicated to her majesty the Queen you ugly fuck
>English females
>>66456774
V A P E
GOD SAAAAVE THE QUEEN
>>66456820
u chattin shit about the queen mate?
>>66456778
What an illogical comment
let's take clyne out the squad too, because gerrard cost england some games a few years ago
ABLs make me worry sometimes
Such a fucking shit anthem.
>Fucking nigger not singing
>>66456820
That's the British anthem you damn jock.
>Sturry not singing
Fuck off back to Jamaica then you prick.
Did the U.S copy their anthem from the Brittish? It sounds pretty similar to me.
>>66456802
>placeholder ads
why would anybody want to own this site
god bless her lads
>>66456814
This, no fucking effort at all compared to rugby players.
Did you see those Africans not singing the Dutch anthem, toppest of keks
OFFICIAL ENGLISH PLAYERS OF THE LAST 25 YEARS POWER RANKING
1. Gascoigne
2. Linker
3. Shearer
4. Beckham
5. Owen
6. Lampard
7. Gerrard
8. McManaman
9. Terry
9001. Scholes
90001. G Neville
900001. Rooney
900000000000000000001. Rio Ferdinand
>That "Good luck England, we stay at home" sign.
Good gesture.
>>66456820
You're not even a real country. You're literally a backwater, and not just for football.
>>66456833
Would recommend a noise job/10
>>66456760
Fuck off, Fascist!
Both anthems suck. Dreary and slow as fuck. Don't inspire to kill.
>>66456723
>victim complex
I don't even mind Sturridge and Clyne isn't too bad (though I'd prefer Walker) but angry scousers can't comprehend that someone legitimately thinks their dire midfielders shouldn't be in the team.
>>66456833
She's got a cleft lip or somat. Dont be a meany now
Where the fuck is LCIM?
>>66456802
>tfw have a 1440p monitor and this is natural
best upgrade I've done in a while tbqh
CHAT
Lads, I just put all £2347 of my student loan for this term on an England win tonight.
How fucked am I? I literally wont be able to eat/pay rent if they lose
>>66456835
more!
>mfw Ingurland win this game
>mfw Brits start shitting up this board with unwarranted hype
>mfw Brits seriously think they will win the Euros
>mfw this thread
>>66456875
>>>/isis/
>>66456869
based dutch desu
>>66456868
>no David Nugent
What is the better match to watch
This one or Germany/Italy?
>>66456868
>ferdinand that high up
peru pls
>>66456820
i hope we meet you in the euros scotland.... oh wait
>>66456875
LANTVERRADER
GET A FUCKIN MOVE ON
NOBODY CARES ABOUT WAFFLELAND
GOD SAVE OUR MEME
>>66456868
>crouch not getting an honourable mention
i miss him 2bh
>>66456868
Rio was the best CB has had in years, and I hate the cunt.
>>66456820
I agree but Scotland's is hardly any better
Beethoven did a decent arrangement of God save the queen as part of his Wellington music
>All the english lads sing the anthem
>Most of the nigger infested dutch team silent as fuck
nice ""patriotism"" you have there clog fuckers
>>66456890
pics
Uncanny. In the Netherlands squad it's like the blacker you got the less you gave to the anthem. With full-blown niggers not even trying, half-castes giving a mumble, and the actually >white players even trying
>>66456898
>no Michael Ricketts, Francis Jeffers, Kevin Davies or Jay Bothroyd
Ah, yes. Standing in silence will stop the bombings. Very good
>>66456890
Suddenly hoping for a draw
>>66456879
The alternatives are even worse
why the fuck were they talking dutch its not like anyone doesn't understand english there anyway
>lahore
fuck off
>muh Belgium
didn't 70 people get blown up in Pakistan the other day?
>>66456892
even the Brits should know the Dutch team is a shit atm. Anything less than complete victory for the English team is failure.
where is the silence for Pakistan
F
>>66456868
>9001. Scholes
FUCK off Australia
>Giving a shit about Belgians
>The library of Wembley
literally no fucking crowd noise at all for like a whole minute now
>>66456892
calm down it's just banter
>>66456901
this one will have more memes
>Brussels again
Are they going to do this during the fucking Euros too?
>>66456890
enjoy your millions m8
>>66456833
Looks like Postman Pat tbf
>>66456947
Why would anyone here give a shit about that?
>>66456938
literally false
>deluded scousers
> ITV muting the broadcast in case of happenings
kek
>Wembley actually quiet for a silence
Did someone forget to suggest that one of the victims might have been a Manchester United fan or something?
It's raining
Is Wembley doing a minutes silence?
I can't tell.
Oh fucking hell, every match they do a minutes silence now
F
>>66456947
>>66456955
shitskin lives are worthless
>>66456947
>>66456955
nobody cares
>>66456734
Alcohol evaporates m8, if it tastes alright it'll still probs be like 5% alc vol
Got some fresh white on the go personally lad, got a 3L box from France come join
what was that minions thing that bloke was holding up kek
>>66456963
Fucking dreadful. I would have thought it'd be explosive.
>>66456573
He's a money grabbing cunt who threatened to leave Man U for Chelsea and then City just to get a better contract. He could have been a Man U legend but he has lost all chance of that.
>>66456833
I'd still smash it. Only from behind though [spoiler]so she can't see my mongoloid face [/spoiler]
MY MUM BOUGHT ME A XBOXONE INSTEAD OF A PS4
>ISIS
REFUGESS WELCOME SIGN WHERE?
>>66456961
Meme player before memes were a thing. The original meme. Unplayable meme at his best.
>>66456933
Feel free to enlist.
>>66456980
No Liverpool fans in the crowd
>>66456963
Fantastic post lad
>more terror attacks
>more silence
>soon there will be no football whatsoever, simply respectful standing
bravo!
>>66456868
Does Wembley do the best minutes silences?
Mad respect.
>>66456977
more pakis here than Belgians
>you now remember RIP FRANCE
#NotAllJihadists
>>66456892
>ingurland
>brits
Thick
>>66456982
lel
Vardy has his paki genocide face on again.
Who remembers "RIP France" written in toothpaste?
>>66456986
Sounds like a twitter campaign I can get behind
all these black people in our team
>>66457005
this isn't germany lad
>Giving shit about the Pakis
>ireland 1-0 down after 14mins
>>66456994
suck your mum, bredda
>>66456850
The music to the star spangled banner was an old English drinking song
>white kit with red socks
hope isis has its way with whichever cunt gave that the okay
>>66457004
>video games other than FM
>living with parents
F
>>66456967
> Implying there won't be at least 10 more attacks, one of which somewhere the west gives a shit about, before June.
> Implying the minutes silence during the opening game won't get bombed.
>still 0-0
What the fuck Woy
>>66457059
>FM is a game
>>66457037
When has he ever turned it off
>>66456875
dutch anthem is from the fucking 1500s, they didnt have dubstep yet nigga
>>66457057
I know, right. Where the fuck is the red in the England flag?
>>66456901
This will probably have more memes but Germany/Italy will probably be better.
D R I N K Y
R
I
N
K
Y
Why does FIFA insist on teams having different coloured shorts? Surely shirts in enough.
>>66457064
F
I pay my respects to the remnants of the Netherlands team, cruelly blown the fuck out way after their time.
Last two digits predicts the score
>>66457048
>And Elliot appears to have injured himself in the process of trying to save it. Tonight was his chance to stake his Euro 2016 claim to be number one...
NEWCASTLE FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
genuinely don't see how england won't win the euros
give us a clue lads.
>the state of the refs hairline
>>66457071
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for you
>>66457057
>Having an all white kit
YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOT
>>66457044
meh, who cares. One of our best captains was black. This team is just shit.
KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER
But seriously all those Liverpoop players
>>66456979
i forget the reason, but japan once played the US and during the moment of silence someone yelled "Konnichiwa bitches" and everybody watching could hear it clearly
>>66457044
Well step up whitey
>no Dier
>no Alli
>no Kane
rubbish desu
FFS Daniel, how shit can you be
>Lallana
Why?
>ITV site not working
fucking cunts
>>66457092
INGERLAND
How's the match been so far?
CHAT
>>66457059
>playing FM
>living anywhere but with your parents
Choose one
What is the optimum number of memes to have in a side?
hahaha ireland losing at home to slovakia
>>66457122
You need a login anyway
>Willems
dumb nigger
>first llalana does is get an offside because he didnt WALK back fast enough
>>66457083
where's the light blue?
cunt
>Willems
>dutch defending
We suck so hard.
kek
>Vardy banging mans out already
can you stop him?
That sexy as fuck blue kit wont be seen at the Euro's
F
Wow that kit really is an abomination and red socks wtf
>>66457124
The first 1 minute and 48 seconds have been boring.
England are shit.
>Milner
>milner
>>66457082
They could have chosen Merck Toch Hoe Sterck. From the 17th century, but I could march to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_2auYMS-VM
>milner
>>66457100
Wayne, Milner and Hendo start la
>>66457131
I have a log in
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Jesus christ, who let James Milner play football
>mongner
>milner
>Milner in charge of corners
>vardy number 10
BASED
A
S
E
D
>No Alli
>No Kane
>No Dier
>Fucking Sturridge
WOY OUT
>MILDner
LOW AS FUCK ENERGY THERE, SON
>nilner
>>66457137
You weren't complaining about the blue though, were you.
Twat
>>66456979
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9mBxebfZUk
typical milner play
>England kit
it's just as bad as the last game
>>66457129
100%
Fucks sake Milner
> Milner
Fucking hell fire WHY???!!!
>Milner
>>66457129
I like the Sweden way of having a massive meme who is actually good, as opposed to multiple average memes
> Those grey sleeves.
FUCKING WHY??
>>66456868
>no Beardsley
>milner
>forster
kek what the hell was that
can we just bomb liverpool so we don't have to endure their shit players again
Milne aspiring to be Rppney
>Trying to play it out from the back
holy fuck this kit kill me
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>66457196
>grey
Get your fuckin eyes checked mate
>Dutch defense
4-0 coming in
Where the fuck is the L*llana Internet Defence Force now?
>milner
>lallana
>>66457165
Slut
>le owl man
>Forster
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>englel's tiki-caca
wew
>>66457179
i was complaining how ugly it was and you brought up the flag like it's relevant
where's the blue on italy's flag?
mug
>Liverpool players near the England squad
ehhhh
>>66457093
I think he was going to be third choice at best too
Penalty!
>>66457221
>English defense
4-4 coming in.
>No one has played for Hodgson's England more than Milner
as expected of Woy
>That baby blue on the England kit
JUST
Forster's overrated
tfw England won't even beat us
O-W-L-E-Y
>WOY-WOY-WOY
>>66457221
English attack . 0-0 incoming
>>66457196
Rains a lot innit
>Quincy Promise
Strong name game there
>Henderson
>Lallana
>Milner
WHY ARE ALL LIVERPOOL PLAYERS FUCKING SHIT?
>>66457241
No, you specifically brought up the colour red as if it had no relevance to England when it does
Yoke? Oh... Oh no.
>it's an ABL suffers from confirmation bias episode
>>66456820
oh man, i expect your the guy who was shitposting constantly in the GER-ENG threads, until england came back and you unleashed the 'it's a meaningless friendly' damage control.
Getting pretty hype for whispers of the old gods to be desu
>game starts
>scousers instantly bugger off
amazing
>>66457258
>city of holland
me forster
me big keeper
ugg
English referee cucks
Liverpool players once again showing us all how shit they are
>rose
>tottenham
>tottenham fans
>spurs defending
REFBALL
That's a penalty
>no penalty
That was risky
>>66457290
>playing virtual card games
>Rose
I'm actually enjoying watching England
What is happening
>>66457276
>as if it had no relevance
nice inference
how much does your mum pay for the autism treatment?
>>66457304
You walk into a bar and this man slaps you girl on the arse
What do?
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>no penalty
wew
Greatest ally
gg spanish ref refballing NL
KANTE SCORED
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>put the liverpool players in the team
>play shit
Something people need to understand about English 'delusion' that always happens just before a major tournament happens - We're not always entirely serious.
Anyone who has watched at least 1 world tournament knows that England have an unfortunate habit of embarrassing themselves on the big stage. Then they start looking good until the next tournament.
If we actually win, we get something that actually happened and can shitpost about it on a mongolian fingerpainting board for generations to come. If we lose, it's all one big meme anyway which nobody was actually taking seriously.
TL;DR: England are literally winning the Euros this year.
When did we stop using white shirt and socks with black shorts at home and red shirt and socks with red shorts away from home?
I miss Umbro
Dat refball
>rose
Trash
ERA PENAL
KANKER
>not buying the ref
>everyone playing like shit
i thought this was supposed to be a good game
how long will it be until mempiss fucks off these lot and goes and plays for the US
>>66457333
>watching men kick a ball around
NO ERA PENAL
Will Jamie Vardy be celebrating a hat trick with some blue WKDs tonight, lads?
OK for which club does promes play for and who in the shit is vincent janssen, literally heard of him just now.
>Vardy rekt by a 60 year old
YFW you finally acknowledge Bruma is the best defender in the world
>milshit
milner is fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>milner fucks up again
it writes itself
>milnerr
>milner
well this will be a fun game of laughing at him.
Thats a penalty
>>66457365
same amount as against germany you shitposting autist
>Milner
FUCK. OFF.
Milner just did a milner
can we just like
liquidate liverpool fc
KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE
We need a new thread
>still not 3-0 for england
what the fuck
this game is so quiet
>>66457393
And some 16 year old slags
>MILNER
Good god, how the fuck??????
Fucking Milner.
>>66457394
>> dutch
>> Hai Tai Senpai
Just raked my arsehole, clogged the toilet with paper. Had to get a shower in the end to ensure maximum cleanlinesses
FUCK OFF MILNER
>liverpoo
playing meaningless friendlies at wembley
fuck the fa and the ira
Sturridge you diving cunt
Milner is in this team milner
He will continue to be in this team
These corners by Milner are woeful.
>Sterling cant tie his own shoe
Fucking niggers
move him off the fucking pitch until he stick it back on
>>66457393
>blue WKDs at international level
I think you mean grey goose and charlie now m8 vards is a big time playa
FUCKING MILNER
>Sturridge already ded
>>66457436
>he fell for the Englel meme
ERA PENAL
>sturridge is injured!
>sturridge is injured!
>sturridge is injured!
ah wait, just boot came off
>his foot's come off in the boot!
>his foot's come off in the boot!
>his foot's come off in the boot!
>his foot's come off in the boot!
ah shit hes up and running again
>I don't rate Milner
Go back to the LAD bible
>>66457437
>tuesday evening
All families lad, plus Wembley is always dull.
>>66457398
>rekt
He just got tackled, friend.
>>66457386
j/k senpai I played a cards tournament at i57 this weekend lel
That moment when Memphis scores
Any Streams Lads?
ITV HUB Is shit and won't let me log in.
>>66457558
>ITV HUB Is shit and won't let me log in.
Fucking this, the cuntbags that they are.
When Willems is laying down and still is better than any given England player
>memepiss shoots that balls instead of laying it off to Wine Al Dum
fucking memphis
>>66457558
Don't you have a tele?
>>66457618
Maybe his mum's watch Holby
Why can't England play away all the time
atmosphere is shit at WemblEE(tm)y (c)
>>66457605
don't fuck with the GOAT
>>66457558
Me too, what the fuck is this shit?
Our kits are disgusting, why not just go with black and orange?
>>66457558
>>66457597
Here you go lads http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
>>66457687
>anon_delivers.tiff
Thank you!
Lads why do people even bother going to matches at Wembley?
>always £50+ no matter what fixture
>fucking nightmare getting home after any game
>shit food, £10 a burger in the stadium
>no decent pubs anywhere
>miles from the fucking pitch
>no atmosphere
>stupid fucking brass band always playing
>>66457687
can i zuk ya dik?
>>66457687
cheers m8
>>66457766
>>fucking nightmare getting home after any game
So much this. How shit do you need to be at town planning not to provide adequate transport links for the national stadium.
>>66457766
You're asking a bunch of people watching the game in their house
>memphis
even robben passes the ball more than this faggot
>>66457888
No need to pass when you're the goat
>>66457882
I could have gone tonight but didn't want to, pretty much of because of what >>66457766 said. Also, the muslims. Don't wanna get blown up tbqfwy
Narsingh is coming in lads, now he can show the world how good he is
>>66458027
nice meme kid
>>66457868
Went to FA cup final between Chelsea & Pompey, took me 3 fucking hours just to queue to get on a train. Crushed together on Wembley way in fucking baking heat, thirsty as fuck, never again
>>66457954
What kind of England fan are you if you can't take a little explosion
> England - fast, tight passing and quick play
> Netherlands - slow, boring, endless passing about, no on dares to make an attempt on goal
>>66458075
Should just host games at Selhurst park
>John stones wandering aimlessly forward with the ball
It's like he knows he is >le ball playing defender meme
>>66458191
Disgusting little stabby shithole, I'd rather go to boro than Norwood
To all Brits
> What is up with your team ???
I expected England to be 2-0 up by now ???
Gif that Vardy face pls
>>66458461
>We are shit, haven't you heard?
>>66458535
we are even more shit, haven't you heard?
>Everyone complains about Milner more than Lallana
>I love u Jamie vardy
>score a goal for me
>bring me to your chav town centre and insult me in front of your pals outside the chippy
>finger me in the pub car park AJ style which we drink blue WKD
JAPJAPJPAJAPJAPJAPJAPJAP
Where are the chants
where is the atmosphere
why is the only noise the fucking brass instruments who only know 2 songs
>>66458922
It's wembley
>>66458922
Out supporters that travel are the better ones.
Wembley's full of pretentious London cunts who see this as a social occasion.
>>66455833
Well, guess you were right.
