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RIP fatshit edition
Sri Lanka v South Africa (begins in 0h 9m)
1st for Marsh is a dud. Hasn't done anything since been given first crack in the Aussie team. Better off having an extra batsman and making some of the part timers bowl more often.
cricket is gay
>>66439206
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>66439219
so am I
There are tradies posting in cric threads RIGHT NOW
>>66439249
would you let this man install gyprock at YOUR home?
>yfw the gyprock installation meme was true
>>66439285
Obviously a plastic Shitty shill
>>66439249
Imagine being anything other than a tradie in 2016.
>>66439188
>>66439199
elite muscular /cric/
Abbott inc
>dilshan scooping steyn
absolute madman
>>66439408
Steyn is poo in t20 tbf
The 2015 cricket world cup was the greatest ICC tournament in history.
literally how is someone with as much control over the ball as Steyn or Hazlewood unable to play T20s
>>66439445
Slog-o-thon
I don't think I've ever watched a tournament that has had this many amazing games.
NZ monstering all before them and embarrassing India in the opener (let us all remember the cricinfo articles basically saying why did anyone bother pitching up as its Indian's to win).
England going mental against my beloved Protea's, India going www to win against Bangladesh, Sri Lanka nearly chasing a previously unattained score and keeping themselves in the playoffs. Windies mixing flair with discipline (and giving Afghanistan something amazing to remember)
Seriously I'm loving this damn tournament (although I'm still a bit dead inside after another shit tournament by South Africa)
>>66439477
already had this thread m8
>>66439445
Not enough variation innit. Line and length gets eaten alive. It means the batsman can just swing through the line.
>that lad who put $200 on Shit Efrica @ $1.30
sweating yet lad?
>>66439530
nah lad, Sri Lanka have no batting depth and SA have four big hitters
>>66439530 (You)
WARM UP THOSE VOCAL CHORDS TUBBS
Might put $50 on West Tendies
>he's watching a dead rubber t20 game between countries other than his own
>>66439606
>he's a canadian weeb living in pakistan
![Ore Monogatari!! - 20 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_07.37_[2015.08.20_21.12.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5W8Y8HJ.jpg "Ore Monogatari!! - 20 [720p][AAC].mp4 snapshot 07.37 [2015.08.20 21.12.22]")
>>66439617
Born and raised here desu
>finally playing steyn in the dead rubber
pretty humiliating desu senpai
>>66439690
>replacing a 20 year old who is getting rested
genuinely hilarious
getting worried for a sec lads
desu senpai baka cuck
>>66439700
>b-but he's a GOAT player
>>66439803
He is though you fucking casual, look at his test stats
>>66439803
he's literally the best test bowler of the last 10 years
>>66439803
>this low quality bait
>>66439188
Cricket is over fucktards, it's footy season.
>pyjama beach cricket world cup of who gives a shit
>dilshit
>>66439803
I agree, he's a poor man's bumrash
>fucking the reverse sweep and sweep up in consecutive balls
gomedy cold senpai
>>66439803
>an indian mocking another teams fast bowling
ayyy
>>66439855
reported
>>66439893
Yes you should report errant defecation.
India have produced 1.5 good seam bowlers in their history
>>66439814
>>66439838
Dale Styne played 44 of his 82 matches in SA that's 54% of his matches on bowler friendly pitches.
I don't want to see Tahir play a game ever again
more like Dale Steynd, am I right?
pic related
>>66439910
>A fast bowler has played more tests at home than away
You are literally the dumbest cunt who posts here
>>66439910
That'll explain why all the South African quicks have over 400 test wickets at 22.
>>66439910
>indian calling any other team a homebabby
It makes perfect sense for a player to play most of their games at home. Australia and England are the only nations to regularly play each other.
Wanderers is a fucking road too.
>b-but subcontinent series
so Warne was shit too?
>>66439947
inb4 he claims hurr durr i trol u
Anyway, for Steyn to really be considered a GOAT he needs to win a major championship for South Africa. Winning a world cup takes you to another level as a player.
>>66439910
neck yourself
Steyn also averages 31 against left-handers. He's a right-hander bully.
>>66439980
he just need nz away and aus home to complete the 5WI box set
Reminder Sri Lanka are the defending champions
>an indian accusing a player of being a condition babby when their star batsman gets out to anything that moves off the straight and narrow
SRI LANCOLLAPSE
>>66440008
and their best bowler (Ashwin) literally gets dropped when playing away series
Steyn vs England and Australia
25 matches
115 wickets
29.33 average
---
The above is a """GOAT""""""" average
>>66440022
Stop embarrassing yourself lad
Steyn is just too one-dimensional, has nothing apart from a vicious out-swinger and is quite good when there is reverse-swing. Can't bowl in-swingers with the new ball and doesn't have a great yorker and bouncer either. In Limited Overs, he is very predictable.
>>66440022
>>66440033
>having a late outswinger, the most skillful way to get a right handed batter out is one dimensional
it's like claiming tendulkar is one dimesional for stat padding against shit teams on indian roads my man
It's been two (2) whole minute without a rebuttal. I'm gonna chalk this up as another win for myself, lads. Cya.
Reminder that Kohli is a bigger homebabby than Smith
>tfw they don't realise I was c/p'ing posts from: http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?161014-Can-Dale-Steyn-ever-match-the-greatness-of-Wasim-Akram
>>66440056
reminder the smith is a homebabby meme is fucking dumb when he's excellent at playing spin
>>66440022
>averaging under 30 against the 2 best teams of the last 12 years...
That in itself is a sign of how great he is, look at the players those 2 sides have had...
>>66440033
being this contrarian in the year of 2000 and 16 singles
>>66440064
>going on a pakistan website, you literally couldnt be any worse of a human being than right now
>>66440064
you LITERALLY started this yourself
this is more embarrassing than when Daniel tried to say that Lara was shit
>getting trolled so hard by anyone mock-criticising SA's replacement pace bowler
>that feel when used to play against vandersay for newquay 2 years ago
>hes now SL's best player at this tournament
Friendly reminder that British born lads of Pakistani origin will attend England-Pakistan matches next summer and call Moeen and Rashid traitors.
>>66440101
what went wrong?
>>66440108
I went to the one of the games of the last ODI series india had over here and there where tons of 'british indians' booing english players, it was an odd experience
>>66440116
He was an overseas pro for Grampound Road CC, hes now playing international cricket in 2 forms of the game
>>66440108
>>66440124
get the same shit with curries over here, it's bizarre
I don't know why you'd support a country you have literally no connection beyond heritage to
>bowling steyn at death
?
>>66440108
It reminds of when Switzerland played Albania in football and all the Albanian-Swiss players got booed and called traitors for representing the country they were born and raised in.
>>66440134
Desi people generally have a lot of pride and their parents/family play a big part as well in influencing their behaviour
>>66440134
I went to see australia-pakistan when pakistan played a home test series in england, there where so many pakistani guys with yorkshire accents talking about how they had always supported pakistan and hated england and shit
>shit lankel
>>66440182
That's fine but there is proper bile aimed at these lads for playing for England when they wouldn't even fucking qualify for Pakistan to begin with.
>losing 10 for 75
>>66440134
Yeah it's fucking stupid tbẖ.
I don't really have any other country to support so I support India.
>>66439219
Dietmar Hamman? You missed Kohli's knock bro.
>>66440150
He's a GOAT.
>>66440375
>muh my life hasnt started yet meme
>>66440108
>tfw could attend the second test but don't want go with my English relatives
>>66440447
it's not like you're going to be seeing them much in pakistan, I'd go lad
Amlel
Hashim
Hashim Hashim
Hashim Hashim
Hashim Hashim Hashim
>>66440375
Nice tradie meme
Really pleased that the Syrian Army liberated Palmyra, lads.
Bashar al-Assad truly is the Lion of Damascus.
ffs proteas chase it down quicker. now afghanistan won't finish ahead of sri lanka
Is this the worst match of the tournament?
>>66441042
O G R E
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So who's playing in the two semis? Windies - India and who's the other one?
>>66441138
Eng-NZ
>>66441151
Cool, thanks dude
>>66441183
Haha, nice funny original joke
Based Manish Pandey is in the squad for Yuvraj.
Is it possible to get cricket "jerseys" ? I want to get a Root one but it seems all I can get is generic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=102UvABNCeQ
top kek
>Pissrat Kohli rates his recent T20 innings against Australia his best
>a T20 innings
>his best
You can not make this shit up
>>66446101
What did he specifically say? He could've meant it was his best T20 innings
>>66446926
yeah thats exactly what he said. His next few words were something under the line of 'in the format' but ofcourse that guy took those words out because they didnt fit his narrative.
I had a little free time between jobs in the spring of 2013 and I decided to give the IPL a try despite having never watched cricket before. The match I watched was between PWI and SRH. I didn't have a full grasp of the rules at the time but got to following and looking up rules constantly. I was particularly gripped by the exciting finishes and how close they can be. I decided to pick SRH as my team mainly because I thought they were a particularly exciting team especially as it was their debut season. I've been following IPL ever since and I'm particularly excited for this season as Jos Buttler joins the IPL albeit for MI.
I'm an Englishman btw, albeit of Chinese descent. Getting into the IPL has led me to discover the Ashes that year and gain an appreciation for the longer forms of the game too.
Marsh is a dud. Hasn't done anything since been given first crack in the Aussie team. Better off having an extra batsman and making some of the part timers bowl more often.
Smith is a dud. Hasn't done anything since been given first crack at captaining the Aussie T20 team. Better off having Finch reinstated as captain and making Smith concentrate on Test and ODI cricket.
Joe Burns is a natural opener with solid technique just like Bucky before him. He's quickly becoming one of my favourite players
Jos Buttler is a natural middle-order batsman with a solid technique just like Matt Prior before him. He's quickly becoming one of my favourite players
>>66447289
I wonder why don't Steve smith try his hand in bowling .. If he does that then major chunk of cricket australia problem will be solved .
Damien, you here mate? You install any gyprock recently mate?
>>66447467
yea mate last one was at Adam Voges' place
based jonny holland having a day out in the shield final
ricka ricka slim shady
reminder South Australia are the best team in Australia
>>66448110
then how come they're going to lose?
KEKEKEKEKEK
Why are the poopeelians still posting in /cric/? Do I need to break the bad news to them?
KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
>yfw da vics win da shield
>>66448474
How did siddle completely change the structure and look of his teeth?
>>66448552
dat cricket money son
>>66439874
>>66440108
> Says a Britanon who doesn't give a shit about short formats anyway
> Thinks Pakis are the only non whites in town
අම්මට හුකපන් ඉන්ගරිසි-කාරයා! REEEEEEEE
How's the damage control today?
>>66448474
Bushrangers weren't even the top team, the shield is a meme
>>66447062
t.bcci
Nabi and Kush dropping bombs
193 to win, should be a good chase with the odds slightly in victoria's favour
>>66448825
lolwut, surely you aren't advocating for some yuro tier shit where there's no final
>>66449029
Reminder WA had a very limited number of convicts who were barely even criminals and weren't even kept in jail at first and they represent a tiny portion of the already tiny pre-gold rush population
Reminder SA had no convicts
Statscunt here
Just a friendly reminder that New Zealand is better than Australia in the only format that will be relevant in 10 years time.
Just another friendly reminder that Australia spends millions of dollars in marketing their women and children's league and are so invested in their t20 competition that they'd turn away the biggest t20 star of all time because an announcer couldn't handle the bants.
Just another friendly reminder that New Zealand's t20 competition's total crowd attendance has a lower combined total than the average WCL attendance, and play in literal paddocks, while being sponsored by a pie company, and still manage to blow the fuck out of Australia.
Friendly reminder that New Zealand did all of this without Captain McMeme, their only good t20 player and with a WA reject who was dropped for an 18 year old.
Friendly reminder that Australian bogans WILL furiously damage control by reminding me of their win in a dead format bilateral series that has zero context, or their 5 tournament wins in a format that has completely become obsolete.
Friendly reminder that Australian bogans will furiously remind me that pyjama cricket will never be real cricket, when it literally, objectively and unironically is and that they don't care about t20s even though they still post in every WCL thread and sperg out at pooniel for hating GOAT20s.
That's all from me folks!
*farts*
>>66449452
based statscunt
>>66449452
statsbro is the Assad of truthbombs
>>66449452
You know, for a lousy chink, you're pretty based.
>>66449452
MIC STATUS: DROPPED
POO PEELIAN BOGANS STATUS: POOICIDE WATCH
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>66449452
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>>66449452
KEK, blown the FUCK out
Will Ausfailians ever recover?
>>66449452
statsGOD on eternal king of /cric/ watch
golf this saturday m8?
>>66449452
You're my favourite chink.
>>66449452
Statsbro does it again!
@66449452
@66449542
@66449541
@66449525
@66449517
@66449509
@66449496
@66449489
@66449488
@66449481
kys Bitchspouter
Three Things God Should Not Have Created: Cucktorians, Shitskins and Flies.
>>66449586
how mad are you that GOAToria are going to win back to back shields?
reminder the "statsloser" post and samefagging was actually butchspouter
reminder cucktoria were caught ball tampering
>only one victorian team in the top 4
LITERALLY KEKTORIA
>Victoria
living in a state thats a girls name
>>66449998
enjoy your march premiership
>desperately need to take wickets
>no slips or catching men
how fucking stupid are south australia?
>>66449998
>cucktoria have 8 teams
>every other state 2 teams
Only 1 (ONE) top 4 side, fucking embarrassing.
Is Jon Holland, dare I say it, elite?
>>66450190
Yes
>tfw Jim Maxwell commentating
>>66450063
>catching men
reminder Jake Lehmann WILL be making his test debut in three years
>>66450296
Is Jim Maxwell related to Glenn Maxwell?
>>66450309
Contracted on the father son rule m8
>>66450305
Helps when your old man is a selector
>>66450296
>Jim "GOAT" Maxwell will never commentate on Channel 9
>'Slats', 'Heals', 'Binga' and Brayshaw will
fiddy for trav dean, fucking top match by the lad
>>66450324
Jim Maxwell never got in a cherry picker
Sleepy time /cric/
>Scared as fuck for the India game
See you tomorrow ~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>66450329
Might see him at the local having a few cold ones after the game!
Ahaha cheers mate, hooroo
fugg
reminder Dale Steyn is overrated poo who bowled most of his spells on bouncy Australian and South African pitches and he lacks a proper inswinger
handscomb is a beautiful player to watch
>>66450394
Pretty gay lad
>>66450347
Don't worry we have those niggers in our big pockets called IPLel
They wont betray us
good day's play vics
>get BTFO of the world cup
>i-it's irrelevant
>regress to discussion about irrelevant domestic Australian cricket
>>66450550
>this is literally a poo peeland feel about literally every thing.
I like the smell of my own farts Tbh
>>66450716
More than you like T20 I bet.
>>66450737
Kek I literally got 3 days a couple of weeks ago for posting the 'KEK Where did all the poo peelanders run off to' pasta during one of statscunts breakdowns
The janny is 'literally' a butthurt Kiwi
reminder that this happened 12 months ago
reminder that >you could win 100 mickey mouse cups and it wouldnt equal ONE of these
I know this is already discussed here and most of the people already know about this but I wanted to dig deeper and find interviews and more details about what exactly happened. What was his thinking and mental situation.
For people who do not what happened, 18 year old Kohli was batting to save New Delhi. On day 2 at stumps his side was at 103/5, 343 runs behind Karnataka's first innings total. Kohli was batting at 40. His father was not well and he passed away overnight at around 2:30AM. His family did not wake him up and he found out about it in the morning. He decided he will go back and continue batting. He ended up scoring 90 runs and was incorrectly given out. But by then his team was out of the woods and on track to avoid the follow on. After that he went straight to the cremation grounds.
Here is an old article about it-
http://archive.indianexpress.com/news/father-dead-he-bats-to-save-delhi/18988/
Cricinfo scorecard-
http://www.espncricinfo.com/talk/engine/match/263097.html
Here is a interview by his mother about it-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EydkGbkNFxk
Translation-
Host: Asks about incident
Mom: He was back home after playing and went to sleep since he was very tired. His father was very sick and had brain hemorrhage. He pasted away at 2:30AM but we did not tell Kohli until he woke up. When we told him he started crying and asked what should I do. He called his coach Raj Kumar Sharma who was in Australia and asked him what should I do. His coach told him you should go to the ground since you have got this chance and you should not let go. So he went to the ground, was incorrectly given out on 90 and went straight to the cremation ground after that. So this was his dedication, he had a chance and it was his fathers dream. He made him work this hard and he thought his fathers dream is close to completion, now I should not back out. Since then he changed.
Host: Did you feel weird about this or was he brought up to be so focused (Dunno the right word for Sanskar).
Mom: Yes, this was his fathers habit and he worked very hard with him. So he had it in his mind that I shouldn't step back. We didn't even know whats going and where he was. Only afterwards we found out when he came to the cremation ground that he came back from playing. We had no idea. But its fine, everything has a time, may be it was in his destiny, may be if he might have backed out all this would not have happened.
Here is another interview with Kohli about it-
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3x05mo
Honestly the host was pushing too much into personal details and it felt like Kohli was not to comfortable talking about it.
Translation-
Host: Asks about incident
Kohli: That incident is very important in my life because I learnt alot from it and was the toughest time for me. But I don't know what feeling I had and I went and played.
Host: Explain the feeling for the audience everything?
Kohli: If you have a passion about something there is nothing that stop you. Cricket is everything for me and has been since my childhood. So when this incident happened obviously I was in shock for me and everyone but I talked to my family and asked permission to play. They said its fine you can go and play its you decision.
Host: Explains his father died at 2:30 when he was 17(actually 18) and non out on 40.
Kohli: So yes, I went alone to the ground. I usually go with Ishant Sharma who was my team mate and we used to joke around alot. I obviously was in shock, so I didnt talk to him much. So he asked what happened and I told him. He then told about it to the entire team and everyone told me its your decision. If you want to play you can play if not you can go home. But I knew from inside I have to play and if I am playing a match I have to continue playing. So I played that day and got out at 90 and saved the team from losing. That day I learnt alot in life, if you are dedicated towards something in life you should be completely dedicated towards it and nothing should distract you from it.
Host: This is a rare example of a 17 year old(actually 18) goes out to play and goes straight to the funeral after that match.
Kohli: Yes, I went to the funeral straight after the match. Like I dont know what happened to me the entire day. The only time I was in my senses was while I was batting, apart from that I had no clue what was happening. Like I said was a very tough time and still recall it till today. I still get confidence from the situation, whenever I am stuck in a tough situation I think about those times and think about how I dealth with the toughest situation of my life. I get alot of strength from it.
Host: You said a great thing and how you handled the toughest situation of you life and hopefully you do the same for the country.
Kohli: Hopefully I can do that
Summary-
We all know this guy is an unreal cricketer but he also has a unreal passion for the game. I honestly don't know how to feel about the incident. But what I do know is Kohli is one badass bhenchod and nothing can stop him. He probably trains the hardest and longest to get better at his skills. He absolutely hates getting out without finishing the job and will give his everything to cricket. No wonder he is one of the best batsman in the world while other more talented people (Read Rohit Sharma) are still struggling. Kohli handling pressure in chases and tough situations is no fluke. He was mentally built for this and this incident has a huge factor on it.
TLDR-
Read the whole damn thing if you want to learn more about Kohli.
>>66450760
Kholi is the only likable Indian
He would fit in in those great 90/00s Aussie sides
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>66450855
please watch the real version of our sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNoKQABZEs
watch the docu to learn what this game is actually about. none of this mickey mouse slogfest shit
Get in here lads and watch Australia succeed at a RELEVANT SPORT.
>>66450790
>>66450790
>>66450790
It should take some of the sting away from getting utterly BTFO at the World Cup.
>>66450884
>mickey mouse slogfest
B T F O
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F
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Literally
Can't Hang: the Nation
>>66450995
And yet, >you have about as much chance of winning it as >we still do
Is replicating reddit threads the hot new meme of 2016?
>>66451004
No we have a greater chance because we're in the semis lmao idiot
>>66451035
>No we have a greater chance because we're in the semis lmao idiot
I didn't dispute that
But how does that give you a bigger chance of winning than >us ?
As far as I see it, both teams have null chance
>>66450779
He's better than any of the batters in those Australian sides.
Alright, which one of you was this?
>>66451059
do designated shitting streets make it easier to inspect your stools?
Ahead of the semi-finals and final of #WT20 the latest MRF Tyres ICC T20I Player Rankings have been released
Virat Kohli leads the batsmen but who is the leading bowler??
>>66451059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG5Ai6ueMgA
>India going to Windies for 4(four) Tests
Guess the Indian Cricket Council are desperate to get Pissrat Pooli's average up
>>66451199
>yfw they get blackwashed
kek
>>66451171
#6 - Milne
#9 - McClenaghan
#20 - McCullum
#41 - Sodhi
#46 - Santner
#52 - Anderson
We RUN this format.
(the highest English bowler is 49 ftr)
Teams I want to win the meme cup:
1. Poo Peeland
<POWERGAP>
2. West Tendies
<POWERGAP>
<POWERGAP>
<POWERGAP>
9001. England
9002. India
Really tough to pick between the last two
This qt bromance :3
>>66451268
yfw Kane gets dropped for Rppney
Reminder that AUSTRALIA have been KNOCKED OUT in the GROUP STAGES of the WORLD CUP
>>66451340
reminder that INDIA literally SHIT in the STREETS
>>66451340
>of the WORLD CUP
>>66451360
>clinging on to a dead format
top lmao tßh
>>66451392
>flag
>post
>>66451401
Nice meme friend, come back when you can actually win some cricket matches eh :)
>>66451439
Won one a couple of weeks ago actually, took a twofer myself
And I still rekon my grade side could beat the West Indies in a Test series
https://twitter.com/GMHikaru/status/714495204288540672
Based statselite dropping elite truthbombs
Ausfailian Cucket Bogans on suicide watch
>>66450779
He behaves just like one of >our players, I don't know why any Australian doesn't like him
>>66451672
>#1 US Chessplayer, Adventurer, Hiker and Sports Junkie!
seems like a cool guy
>>66450775
>No wonder he is one of the best batsman in the world
>other more talented people (Read Rohit Sharma)
>>66451199
didn't India blacklist them after he pay dispute?
>>66451340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EIFyzBZECk
test
why are we being autosaged
AWWW
>>66452157
we're not
>>66452153
T20s
fuck meme cricket, when's the next test series lads
>>66452217
Australia are literally playing nothing but pyjama games against the West Indies, Ireland and South Africa
>>66452353
good thread
who /praying for turning pitch/ here
>>66452777
sure about that m8?
how many grils are in /cric/?
>>66453151
>tfw no white supremacist south african gf who hates herself
>>66453151
There's no way that is accurate.
>>66452157
only important generals get autosaged
>>66453158
post feet
>>66453151
for some reason I can't imagine the majority of /cric/ being women, but I guess it would appeal to the big strong americans we want to watch our sport PLEASE
Fact: Call the Doctor is Sleater-Kinney's best album
ree let me post moot
/r/cricket here, why is everyone in /cric/ a massive cuck towards >big strong americans
grow a spine
>>66456021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc
haha, get fucked Ausfailia
your moms
Cricket
>ENGLISH TEARS
who /ABE/ here?
fuck lads i think my wisdom tooth is coming through. it hurts like a cunt and i cant afford the 800 to get it fixed lads what do i do?
>>66467948
go to the shops and buy some painkillers
make sure you stock up and buy about ten packets
>>66467948
stop being poor lmao
it's covered by medicare, right?
>>66467948
Take a hammer and smash it out
>>66467948
mine only hurt occasionally
panadol doesnt really help so get something stronger
>>66467948
save up you dumb shit
you can't just ignore them, or they will permanently fuck up your bite
>>66468057
ive got some panadeine forte which contains 30mg of codeine
>>66468073
they might. their website is pretty vague regarding what theyll cover.
>>66468144
its not protruding enough im afraid.
>>66468170
how long have you had yours for?
>>66468249
theres no way i can ignore it senpai it hurts too much
>>66468609
since i left high school
about 6 years
>>66468609
Do GOMAD. That will make your teeth stronger and they will hurt less.
>>66449452
Fuck off and die, statsfaggot. I MADE you.
rigged
Just alerted the pootrol guards, told them to look out for Poo Peeland's pooicide attempt.
>English weeb on twitter puts up a poll with no context to choose between England and New Zealand
>fellow weebs all vote New Zealand
>>66470015
b t f o
/toss/
reminder to support the motherland tonight lads
KEK
South Australia got exposed
roast lamb and veggies for tea
How do the Windies keep getting so many tours? Like seriously, Australia again and a four-match against India?
They get more than literally everyone bar the big 3, despite being unironically 9th ranked
>>66473342
muh history, thats literally it
they'll never get a proper Australia tour again though, not after this summers fiasco. I promise you the next time they come here it will be during the winter and in Cairns and Darwin.
>>66473511
Yeah but surely their board understands that they're shit at tests and should bargain for some more meme20s for shekels?
Although that board is like more than a total mess
Where is /nrl/ ?
>>66473565
The India tour is because of the Big 3 agreement. Basically India bribed the 'small 7' to agree to the Big 3 takeover if they did an extra tour. That's why they went to Zimbabwe, Bangladesh etc.
International cricket is broken to the point that the only way that the 'small 7' can turn a profit is if India and to a lesser extent AUS/ENG tour.
And 4 Tests is better than a 5 match T20i series because they get all the money by selling the rights to Indian TV channels. 4 Tests is potentially 20 days play (more like 12 for the Windies lel) so the broadcasters make alot more money out of it then a single T20.
It's a massive misdemeanor that all the money is in T20. The IPL is the exception to the rule. The BBL and CPL run at a loss. Channel 9 far prefer Tests to ODI/T20 because it runs all week and they can just load it up with adds. That's why Day/Nighters are so important because it gets Test cricket into prime time.
Exciting match today lads.
>>66473342
They still pull revenue because of nostalgia
>>66473565
WICB are still obsessed with returning to their test standard
>all of the NZ pool matches were at good times for NZ viewers
>this semi is at fucking 2:30AM
Seriously, did the organisers of this meme comp not think we would finish the pool first or something? Idiots.
>>66473918
I think you'll find the 1 or 2 million viewership in Australia and NZ doesn't really count for much when the total curry viewership would be a fucking billion.
PLEASE world, watch our unique quirky """spoort""""
Vince, Lumb, KP, L.Wright, Bairstow, Billings, Bopara, Dawson, M.Wood, Broad, Finn
This England B team would win this """competition"""""
WE do not even care about this spoort
kek
K E K
>>66473918
Same shit for >us against India and that was actually fixtured. They're LITERALLY losing money over this shit by timing out all of the oceanic audience
>>66474050
It's at a good time for curries regardless of when it's played since it's local
>>66474280
Lad our market value is literally irrelevant to them
Besides they don't get any extra money. They already sold the rights to 9/Fox. Only they can make more money from it now.
>>66474241
>WE do not even care about this spoort
Kek, maybe >you should because its 'literally' the only chance >you will ever have of winning a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""World Cup""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ever again
>>66474373
If they scheduled >our games in the earlier time slot they could have sold it for more though.
I'm not saying that the games should be played at 5 PM over here or anything, but if you're playing two games each both I make sense to allot then based on the international audience
Anyone in Auck wanna come join in on a social game this sunday ?
You're guaranteed to be better than 80% of the people currently attending
>>66474402
Each night it makes sense*
>>66474402
Okay but 99% of their money comes from Indian TV. Australia is their second biggest draw after Pakistan.
So do you really think it makes sense for them to move Australian games to a sub-optimal afternoon time-slot?
Even when Australia is playing a neutral team like Bangers or Pakistan it makes more sense to have the game at the best time for Indians.
>I'm not saying that the games should be played at 5 PM over here or anything
No but to have them @ 2030 here they have to be on at 1530 Indian time
Who /cucktoria/ here?
Dukes ball. All indicators are NSW won't win the Shield next year.
Clarke and his NSW mates in Watson, Haddin, Warner, Smith, Warner are the ones who can't handle the swinging ball.
And let's be serios, Dean and Handscomb getting tons is hardly going to get them in the Test team is it? White and Stoinis a ton v NSW in Alice Springs. Are they going to get promoted?
Change the ball...big deal.
>>66474624
>>>/reddit/
>>66474681
t. redditor
>>66474688
The only redditor here is you, krazyreddit.
>>66474703
t. statsreddit
*farts*
>>66474459
>15:30 Indian time
Ah, that would make sense
>>66474408
Reminder Daniel was the only one who showed at the last Poo Peeland /cric/ meetup
Reminder /gong/ pissups are the only ones worth attending
>>66474566
Based Saxon
i will fucking kill hesson if he starts southee or boult instead of a spinner
>>66475043
I thought they were >your greatest ever new ball partnership
Starc's back in June lads
reminder his injury will compete his transformation into the next lillee
just saw Joel Paris in freo lads
>based, muscular and elite Jeet Raval has got ANOTHER hundred
Hope Farting Cucktill has his sights set on McMeme's spot because he sure ain't opening
>>66475085
>living in Worstern Ausfailia
I am so sorry
just saw Richie Benaud in Newcastle lads
>>66475098
sup danny
>>66475102
>not rubbing shoulders with GOATs like Fyfe, Voges and Paris daily
KEK
tell Shorten I said hi krazyfucker
just saw Adam Zampa at the local gyprock outlet lads
>>66475115
>LE POST ABOUT NZ KEKET
>LE MUST B DANLEL XDXDDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDD
>>66475124
thought he already got his installed lad
is he complaining?
>>66475140
Seems like he's in the market for some more lad
Asked for me by name too, looks like he was happy with the installation I did the other arvo
Really nice bloke
>>66475137
Your ""opinion"" is stolen straight from Danny's reddit
>>66475118
I wont be able to because I'm moving inter-state soon. Cucktoria for a few months and then S*delaide.
I just want to attend Brumbies games. Is it so much to ask?
>>66475149
daniel EXPOSED
>>66475157
KEK
what's next on the list m8?
Darwin?
Alice Springs
Dare I say it, Hobart?
>>66475186
Two of those three are 'literally' more relevant than P*rth from a national security perspective.
>>66475205
Reminder Rottnest was an integral part of Australia's defence during World War 2
Reminder Fremantle was one of the major Allied ports during World War 2
>>66475157
Be careful of the cultural enrichment in cucktoria, m8.
>>66475252
based saxshit
>>66475252
based Saxon
>>66475252
based saxon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js7Mpg1YRx0
cheeky early reminder that we literally dont care about this sport
>>66475288
By doing this you are 'literally' copying a Big Strong AusGOD meme
Reminder that >you can NEVER leave our shadow
>>66475287
I thought that was Melbourne for a second.
>>66475304
Haha good one Saxon
>>66475309
>you will always be a shitskin ;_;
you have ten seconds to name a wittier poster than saxon
>>66475337
unironically daniel
>>66475341
t. trannyiel
>>66475352
>>66475341
stop this
>>66475352
danny doesnt post here anymore lad
Daniel, you here m8?
>>66475361
Yeah lad just starting up a new career mode in international cricket captain and listening to the duckworth lewis method
>>66475367
Based Daniel
Woah, woah, woah, since when did the ICC pass a gay orgy match to take place at the WC?
Oh, wait a minute
I misread. It's actually England vs New Zealand :^)
>>66475421
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>66475421
Ahaha, going to post this in /r/cricket's Saturday Sledge Thread lad?
>>66475426
You know it gentlesir
>>66475421
That's good; let the jealousy flow through you; and wash away the pain of having your ass owned by us in all formats of the game for the last ten years.
>>66475421
Haha nice one xD
>>66475421
BTFO
T
F
O
>2:30am
even games in england have better time zones
>>66475537
do you have a big day of pushing trollys tomorrow faggot?
>>66475606
a big day of pushing my trolley into ya mum
Why is saxon such a poof, lads?
Imagine what life must be like being born a non-white sack of shit. Poor non whites, they hate us so much and yet they would give it all up to be us.
>>66475679
Delete this
>>66475679
>>66475681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
literally only 14 years until this happens
Bet $100 on New Zealand to win, thoughts?
>>66475701
lottery
>>66475701
This is quite literally luckswing. Anyone pretending they can call this is lying to you
>>66475705
I literally made $100 last game
>>66475705
You are correct but I'd be inclined to bet on England for the reason that New Zealand are probably overrated because of how easily they coasted through the group games which hence makes England a better value punt.
PP played on turners in the groups and this will probably be on a Wankhede road so if anything England might have an advantage because they bat a bit deeper.
>>66475701
england have the home advantage
>>66475725
It's Mumbai, not Islamabad la
>>66475697
Inshallah
>>66475717
True, but you are forgetting just how trash england's bowlers have been.
>>66475697
>the future of the white race
JUST
anyone watching the women's semi final? or should i just leave?
>>66475903
I'm watching it but that doesn't mean you shouldn't leave
feels fucking weird that there is an unfinished cricket tournament without Australia in it
>>66475910
why is that?
>>66475903
I'm watching it but please do leave.
>>66475697
streets paved in teflon
>>66475917
>t20
>cricket
>>66475917
Get used to it.
T20 is the future.
Australia is shit-tier.
Years of rebuidling ahead.
Dark days indeed.
Dark days for you.
>>66475923
i don't see why i should
>>66475918
>>66475935
Because america
Will Smith score a century today?
>>66475939
can you score a century getting gyprock installed at home?
>>66475933
>t20 is the future
>>66475938
yes that is most definitely where i am
nice attitude by the way
>>66475948
Pls leave
>>66475953
you know what? i think i'll stay
>>66475943
No
I heard that Adam Zampa's a nice guy.
>>66475935
Because you can't play cricket. You've never got a wicket or scored a boundary.
You've never had a game of cricket on the beach with the boys. You've never bowled your uncle in the backyard. You've never sat at a one-dayer pissed and sunburnt to shit. You can watch all the women's cricket you like, but you'll never avoid the fact that you're a dumbfuck yank in a thread full of people who couldn't give a fuck what you think or say.
Peace.
pretty hostile thread today
>>66475935
Ignore them, please, PLEASE watch our sport mr big strong American
>>66475961
sorry to burst your oh so pretentious bubble but i'm actually English
>>66475964
It's because of all the Australian damage control.
>>66475956
Leave
might make some avo and condensed milk lads
>>66475969
Replace 'yank' with 'pom'
Statement stands.
Cheers.
>>66475964
YOU WHAT CUNT
I mean, yeah its a bit aggro.
>>66475977
>>66475984
fine i'll leave. i'd rather actually watch the game than read what you arseholes have to say.
y'all have a nice day
>>66475989
Thanks. Will do
>>66475989
KEK btfo
amerilard on suicide watch
>>66475989
Thanks. You too.
>>66475987
probably just nerves, eh?
Lots of bullying going on today t b h
>>66476023
Mm and Aussies are such poor losers that the tone really fucking bottoms out.
>>66475717
but this at feroz shah kotla not wankhede
it's west indies v india that's on the wankhede road
>>66476030
>NZ posters
They've lived their lives growing up under the shadow of big strong Australians
They're very bitter and resentful and it comes across in both their interactions with other nationalities and utter obsession with Australia
>tfw the big strong americans at google are watching our sport :3
>>66476030
He says, fresh off a successful amerifat bullying session.
stokes please run root out again
\o/
>>66476041
Yeah it seems like theres just one today though. Long day of being a neet obviously
>>66476041
Don't forget to save some of that legendary banter for game day, sport.
However it ends, lads
We can all hold hands and be happy that Australia aren't even involved :)
Jeff, you here mate?
>>66476043
more like the UK branch of Google did that
>>66476064
Which is probably like 50% staffed by Indians anyway
>Australasian "comedy"
Get this leftist cucklord off my telly ya gimps
>>66476106
Who?
>>66476106
>le tories are evil man
I hate this guy
>>66476106
Forgot he existed tbqh
>>66476106
who
>>66476041
Yea okay mate, you gonna be shitposting this badly when your team isn't even in the final?
>>66476106
Is that the Spicks and specks bloke?
Hey lads, where's Goose?
>>66476151
kill
>>66476151
Right here ama
>>66476134
Hit a nerve did we? Your resentment is showing through.
>>66476168
rip
>>66476173
lost any weight yet lad? which kfc is better, Aus or Malaysia?
Just looking for a discussion about obviously T20I
There has been alot of talk about how it is the flip of a coin and anyone can win. I do think this used to be true when the format first started and there was no known good strategy. Now the best 4 times of the last couple of years are all in the semi's and they didn't get there by chance. The tactics have evolved enough to make the make a test of skill and tactics. It is definetly not a showcase of skill like a test match but i don't think it can be called anyones game anymore.
Discuss.
>>66476151
hasn't posted in this thread yet
t. memeologist
Not been here in a while.
What happened to Reality Check? I know he said he'd kill himself then he randomly came up a couple threads later to say he was on the run to Japan.
Did he ever return?
>>66476188
your mom is still anyones game m8
>>66476201
word is he posted in /afl/ a month or two back
he probably did kill himself after 85% of essendon's team were banned for drugs
>>66476188
it's good for the memes
>>66476207
haha xD
>>66476201
He couldn't afford his VPN service anymore.
>this post not only was the most liked comment on the India team page a few days ago but is unironically getting copied and pasted to every single post and being one of the most liked
Indians never fail to amaze me desu
>>66476215
>Sanjay
Jesus can a nation be any more pathetic
>>66476215
saw it a month ago lad
>>66476215
Haha I agree, you should check out my favourite subreddit full of funny silly brown people comments!! It's a real hoot!
https://www.reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook
>>66476181
Na no nerve hit, I just find it funny how badly you obsess over nations at the end of the world that you know nothing about.
>>66476233
t. 18 year old peewee
>>66476188
It's not as meme-y as it used to be, for sure. It is still quite luck based, but not more than an individual game of baseball or football etc. In general, better team should win, but if the teams are relatively close 'anything can happen', so a few key incidents can decide a game, which can be pure luck, but also might skillful play or a tactical decision.
>>66476201
aborted narrative watch
>>66476227
hahaha xD
>>66476207
>>66476211
>>66476251
It was just a reddit copypasta but thanks for the (you)s.
Yuvraj is kill lads
alright lads who is actually going to win tonight
going with meme zealand with a classic english batting collapse
>>66476277
Thankfully they got Manish Pandey as the back up.
He scored a century of 80 balls against Australia a few months ago.
>it's a leg side wide episode
Natwest Cricket force is this weekend.. Get your tools together and get down to your local club to help out ..
Game on here ...excellent from Lanning but England clawed it back after a poor start in the field ...good pitch again at Delhi
>how do you want your flag bruh
>just give me the UK flag and add some stars mate cheers
is there anything more pathetic?
kek
KEK
>>66476308
being a washed up ODI ""specialist"" trying to get a buck however you can
>>66476311
"OddsChecker"
More like "DubsChecker"
LOL
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch.
>>66476336
haha.
>>66475961
based statsautist
>>66475964
>freshie cant pick a statscunt post
>>66476121
>>66476130
>>66476135
hes the guy who panders to big strong foreigners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE
And you know what we do here in Australia? I didn't realize 'till we went overseas. We ask questions that don't need answering.
"How nice was the weather today?"
I didn't know we did that until I got to England. I was with a group of English people
"Oh, how heavy is that rain?"
They just looked at me..
"Really heavy?"
I think Jesus might've been an Australian. I think Jesus might've been a Aussie and we've just been reading his scriptures with the wrong inflection. Maybe Jesus walked out in the Sermon of the Mount and just went "Ohh, how blessed are the meek?"
And of course the irony of it all is that we're always so arbituary about the languages we speak in Australia. We were almost colonised by the French. In fact we were almost colonized by the Dutch.
The Dutch arrived in the 1600s but they arrived in the part of Western Australia when desert basically meets ocean. The Dutch basically walked off their ships and walked around going "Well this is ridiculous...we cannot grow marihuana crops here." They sailed off.
The French arrived 150 or so years later, but they arrived in Botany Bay, next to city harbour but kinda like swampy, marshland. The French looked around going "Well I agree with the Dutch, this place is shit. [mimics French]" They sailed off.
Captain Cook arrived in Botany Bay but in a rare display of British optimism. He looked around and went "Well it is a bit shit, but I think if we go around the corner if might be nicer." Although to be fair, I have done my research, Captain Cook would not have sounded like that. Cause Captain Cook actually came from Yorkshire, which means the first words heard by English people upon sailing to Australia would've been "This place is focking shite!"
reminder: WHOEVER WINS THE TOSS WINS THE GAME
>>66476387
*farts*
>>66476361
Australians spend their lives pandering to foreigners.
>we call our mates cunt and cunts mate! hahaha
>a brown recluse in my bed! She'll be roight mate! hahaha
>>66476408
>Australians who browse /int/ and /pol/ spend their lives pandering to foreigners.
ftfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-stQoViotts
please pander to us :^)
>>66475964
I've been busy with study so I havent been here to take control of the situation like i normally would.
I'm here now lads. Just going to take a quick nap before the match starts.
Statscunt can u txt me just before the toss. Cheers m8
>>66476418
are we now posting videos with foreigners obsessing over us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHGit3zF808
hard mode: no poo peeland allowed since more of their stuff than not is about us anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ixNFktX9dc
ahahah lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
Bowlers serving up fresh pies lads.
>>66476431
AM I BEING DETAINED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GANpHlJ-eVs
Pakime visits Australia
Guptill
Williamson
Munro
Anderson
Taylor
Elliot
Ronchi
Santner
Southee
Boult
Sodhi
WTF ARE YOU THINKING WILLIAMSON/HESSON?!??!?!?!
>>66476431
Is this a "posh" Australian accent?
>>66476471
>+Mack Lee are you brother of bret lee the fast bowler.
>>66476481
he's trying to sound like a pom tnqh
>>66476479
>Southee
just like McCuck before them, they started to believe their own hype
and why no McJUSTigan? He actually did well
>>66476479
>dont play southee or boult
>win every game
>semi finals
>cant lose any games
>'i think we should play southee and boult'
HESSON YOU FUCK
>>66476481
unironically attempting an Englel accent
sarah taylor can tickle my pickle anyday
>>66476494
haha, time for stokes and buttler to viciously flay them
also is it me or two men out tries too hard to be funny?
>no Holly
>no Cheatle :3
not watching
i hope they lose aswell
damn this fielding is pretty bad
>>66476504
Fact: Two Men Out try too hard to be funny
>>66476520
>>66476505
reminder this is krazyreddit
hi when are the semi finals
>>66476494
>>66476489
Elite tactics from based hesson. He's intentionally blowing this match so the team can fly back to NZ sooner to start preparing for the start of the next test series. Nobody cares about this tournament anyway.
Absolutely genius.
>>66476535
1h 58m
>>66476535
2 bongs
>tfw no more cricket after these three games before June
ENGEERLANDDD ENGEERLANDDD ENGEERLANDDD ENGEERLANDDD ENGEERLANDDD ENGEERLANDDD ENGEERLANDDD ENGEERLANDDD ENGEERLANDDD
>expecting slow WI turners
>Head included in squad
ELLYSE GOAT ELLYSE GOAT
>60 off 70 with 9 wickets in hand
>now 42 off 31 with 7 wickets in hand
it's on
>>66476551
>>66476559
>>66476560
reminder this is krazyreddit
>>66476551
good
>>66476553
Rasheed or porridge wog
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
>>66476600
7 (Seven) posts early
>>66476540
>>66476542
cant wait
>>66476551
There's a test series in May
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