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FUCK THIS THREAD
filtered Australia
>>66476596
>balding
>Australian women
>>66476616
kekd
![NewZealandvWestIndiesSecondTestDayCFdK-p7_TQpl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KQi9dPp.jpg "NewZealandvWestIndiesSecondTestDayCFdK-p7 TQpl[1]")
>who should we play in the semi final
>sodhi yeah
>santner yeah
>who else?
>how about the two bowlers who havent played any games yet against an unquantifiable english side.
>>66476628
obsessed
>>66476640
krazyreddit
>>66476628
how do you do it every thread
explain your secret
>>66476647
based NEETdom
that or being a student (implying theres a difference)
>>66476596
>it's an Australian damage control episode
>>66476630
based michaelgoat hessongod
any serious predictions for this afternoon?
>>66476656
just one
you watching our sport
>>66476647
it's not that hard when threads stay up for multiple days
also this >>66476650
>>66476656
we will lose
literally put my life savings on it
will jump off the harbour bridge if we win
WHOEVER DOES THE BEST TOSS
WINS
>>66476656
England beat NZ in a batting dominated "close one"
good game
How do you guys know that Boult and Southee will be playing?
If it's true, it has to be one of the worst decisions i've heard in this tournament.
>>66476656
England by 40 runs/5 wickets
>australian women are better at t20 than australian ""men""
>>66476670
it was posted on the internet so it is true
>>66476670
it's a ruse
>australia cheating
no surprises there desu
england would have won had they pushed for twos earlier
bit slack running
>>66476630
Southee always does well against England
>>66476656
Liam Plunkett 5 fer
>>66476687
based daniel
>>66476670
Why does nz cricket let hesson and williamson make decisions? Ankush from magaysia clearly has more experience and cricket knowledge than both of them.
>>66476605
SEETHING
>>66476696
that's RC lad
>>66476696
>people never make mistakes
>>66476696
>Mike Hesson
>the "man" who selected Mark Craig for 4(four) Tests in a row
I think you're onto something here
>>66476656
England win the toss, bat first, put up 200+ at the WANKhede stadium. Poo Peeland haven't chased yet and will look lost
>>66476696
I just don't get it why someone would change a winning team. Also >>66476705 and >>66476706
>swisscunt this desperate to be a pseudotrip
>all these elite /nrl/ memes
Holy shit, is these reddit? Or perhaps lad bible?
Every "post" here is nothing but a rehash of /nrl/
kYs
>>66476796
based poosterwoman
>7 home Tests against Sri Lanka and Pakistan
Root is going to be pushing Voges by the end of the English summer
>>66476790
?
>wymynz cricket
lmao they struggle to hit 2 off an over
>>66476662
Reality Christ?
>>66476650
>my viewpoint is clear, concise and measured
>yours is silly
>>66476828
never read an mspaint comic before lad?
Who are Australia playing in their semi?
Internet connection in the pits for some reason, can't even stream. How do Australians watch streams with their connections?
AUSTRALIA
HAHA
>>66476858
englel they just won
>>66476858
they're too good for this ""spoort""
>>66476828
its funny that there a people mad enough to make these
t20 is obvs better than 50 overs
I can't wait for England to get cucked
go englads
>>66476796
Raiders
>>66476900
>failing the Norman Tebitt test
seriously fuck off and die you prick
>>66476903
>gayders
>>66476900
dale steyn tbqh
>>66476919
lived in this city for awhile now and never met one single Raiders "fan"
>>66476913
we don't want his kind though, he's welcome to fuck off back to india to live in 3rd world conditions because muh heritage
Someone .webm this please
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/35925424
>women's sports
>>66476919
Top Dawg. Album out this year senpai
new fone who dis
>BOWL FIRST
WIN THE MATCH
>>66476925
>dale steyn
Wouldn't even make it into the Indian T20 outfit
Holy shit lol, England just don't know how to stop embarrassing themselves.
>http://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/30964/9891241/england-3-2-new-zealand-the-greatest-one-day-series-ever
>Engcucks actually believe that their most recent series win against Poo Peeland was better than the GOAT ODI series
>>66477092
>GOAT ODI series
which is? let me south africa vs west indies in front of a bumper crowd of 700 people
>>66477092
Classic ABE bellend who didn't even watch the series. I'm surprised to see a South African poster though, you are the most fairweather cunts in /cric/ by far
KILL THE BOER
>The reported emphasised Umar Akmal's troublesome attitude, recalling his move to abandon a focus on fitness. "All the time he (Akmal) managed to retain his place back in the team. Is this the criteria we are setting for the selection of a new player? Andrew Symonds was a very talented player for Australia or Kevin Pietersen for England but due to their behavior they were dropped and never picked again irrespective of their talent.
>comparing a fucking Akmal to Roy and KP
literally seething. Roy may have a drunk Abo and KP a pussy, but atleast they both worked worked their asses off when they were playing.
I see all the poo pealanders have fucked off to bed
Can't blame them they're going to get battered
WAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEYY
ENGERLAAAAAAAND
>>66477092
>>66477112
>thinking bi-lateral ODI's are worth more than the sloppy shit I just took
kek
>0 ( Z E R O ) World Cups between BOTH of your countries
KEK
>>66477131
im here lad
probably wont make it to the second innings
WE'VE DONE IT LADS
![3257527000000578-0-image-m-2_1458328927174[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zHVQvW2.jpg "3257527000000578-0-image-m-2 1458328927174[1]")
>>66477092
Holy fuck this seeeeeeeeeeething
>losing a Test Series at home to England
>getting knocked out of a limited over competition by England in a world record score
>having a racial quota that discriminates against whites
kek
KEK
last 2 digits show how many runs will guptill score today
>England win the toss and choose to field
JUST
>>66477010
top lel
>women
>>66477106
>>66477112
Lol, i guess expecting you guys to remember a series from 10 years ago is a bit too much to expect, after all, you've had so many other disappointing accomplishments across the entire spectrum of sports that you play with the other commonwealth nations that your mind is probably just filled with bitterness from your defeats.
Ausfags will know what I'm going on about
buttler sounds like a spastic
>England win the toss and choose to chase
JUST
>>66477155
kanebert williamstein said he would have chosen to bat anyway
truly the greatest mind in cricket
>>66477154
bit high m8
fuck this i'm not watching US bowl to the likes of Guptill, Munro & Anderson. Gonna have a wank and shower I reckon
>>66477170
i hope so m8
>>66477106
He is going to say the 438 game, which it isn't because literally who cares about bi-lateral ODI's.
This is the greatest ODI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7BNvHI-7BE
followed by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0RA7vepnuU
Even the AUSvPP group-stage game was more relevant than the 438 game
>>66477173
>he rates munro
Boult and Southee aren't playing you cunts.
fuck atherton tbqh
>>66477161
>Ausfags will know what I'm going on about
p-please PLEASE back me up big strong Australians ahahahahahahhahhaha
anyone text poopspouter? im out of credit
this is gonna be beautiful
Why are Sri Lankans so much better than other curries lads?
Sanga seems almost first world
>>66477165
muh dew towards the end will save us lad
>>66477092
it was a really good odi series though.
probably not the best ever, but still great lad.
Also important because it marked the turnaround in England's approach to limited overs.
>>66477200
its the new zealand of india lad
>>66477176
>telling your players to whine to the umpire that he discarded the ball too early and thus its a drop catch
>showing unsportsmanlike conduct in the "Gentleman's Game"
The caliber of Australian """"""""""""""people"""""""""""""" everyone
>>66477181
I know I rused you hard :^)
>>66477212
that's bhutan
>>66477212
nah because Indians (especially the ones in the South) are more butthurt toward Lankans than the other way around
>>66477219
Haha you got me real good xD
>>66477224
but australia is bigger, more arid and full of smelly brown people
>Beginners guide to tablets advert
Odd feels to be one of 10 people under the age of 60 watching in this country
>>66477242
More like over 45s + Harry Kane haha xD
reminder that if Murali played today he would be banned for chucking
reminder that Murali is literally an era-babby
>>66477242
better than the constant betting ads and whatever the fuck joe root is being used for
>to
>ta
got my autism going
>Poo Peeland's anthem
is this even in english?
John Key must be SEETHING the based REAL GOAT flag is there lads
why the fuck are the indian mascots singing the anthem?
GSTQ tßh
do poopeeland use a maori to sing their anthem?
griget time
>new zealands greatest ever new-ball partnership
>get dropped for JUST: the player and the shit Cummins
>>66477307
ko tu tapu
koto TANIWHA wharotu a
It is written. Plunkett hat-trick cap this post
Real NZ Anthem coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wui9ITl7JkY
really fucking nervous here
every fucking time
>>66477328
HE
OOEE
alright boys I'm ready
>england
JUST
>cucked by the cucktill
Predict scores for first 5 overs and after 20 overs for NZ.
>new zealands 5th greatest ever batsman
>averages 35
>>66477334
during the ask the captain thing i keep on tweeting in asking why some jumped up little paddy is england captain but they never read it out
>>66477347
40 and 140
>>66477328
I always assumed this was your anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
>>66477307
kio aura
>>66477359
forth anthem after loyal
good crowd in
stream please lads
>hes showing willey his stumps
>>66477359
everyone knows it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ
>>66477356
keep at it lad
>>66477348
>australias 2016 T20 cricketing team
>cant even get past the group stages
>>66477370
http://www.crichd.tv/live-sky-sports-2-uk-stream.php
>>66477328
>>66477359
Pretty sure its this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ
>Chris Jordan
>>66477374
>T20 cricket
oxymoron
>>66477371
Is it pronounced
"Will" + "ee"
or
"While" + "ee"
>>66477375
cheers m8
>>66477382
youre an oxymoron
gr8 pitch lads
>>66477359
i unironically like this
whats an Australian in the T20 Cup final?
an umpire
haha
>>66477390
at the grounds mate?
>>66477395
yeah lad, I'm on covers duty
lads what is it with niggers and gold chains
>>66477386
>"Will" + "ee"
this one
>>66477394
That was a nice one
haha
apparently chris jordan and rihanna are mates
kek
KEK
>cucktill
ON YA BIKE
>>66477409
I would Ree all over Anna if you get what I'm saying
>cucktill
JUST
FUCK OFFFF >>>>>>>>>>>>
>New Zealand's 5th greatest ever batsman
KEKTILL
U
C
K
T
I
L
L
collapse boys
>>66477409
i'd cum in her mouth if you know what I mean
>POO PEALAND
mccullum breeding program test subject is in lads
>>66477422
reminder she is a puppet of the illuminati
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drsOjLM1fD8
>>66477432
could you elaborate a bit lad?
>>66477440
>already charging
u arent fucking joking lmao
>>66477409
I'd chris all over his jordan if you know what I mean
Munro is at 3 why?
Classic case of a 6/7 being batted out of position
fucking get these poolanders off
I just want nasser and bumble's silky voices in my ear
>>66477454
its meme20 lad
>>66477401
*two chains
>Ronchi still exists
>>66477458
I'm not saying he's a cheat but that's too many arms
Good "stop" there by Ratshit.
santner looks like an ayy lmao
based score memedictor
>>66477446
>England vs Sri Lanka
ugh, didnt that happen like last year?
What is it with poo peelanders and englels statpadding against Sri Lanka at home?
>other series is England vs Pakistan
kek, a couple of counties are going to go bankrupt this year
I believe in Willi/a/mson.
>>66477479
ffs two shit series
pookek
>>66477481
>anime
Can't you be stoned to death for that there?
What is the most meme national anthem fellas?
>>66477479
fuck this, when's the next south afrian/australia series
only ones worth watching tbqh
craig who shaun who
>>66477492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
>>66477487
They keep scheduling Tests in May despite it conflicting with IPL because they have to fulfill Sky obligations
The only two teams who will do it are Poo Peeland and Shit Lanka so you'll be getting them on rotation in May every year
If the ECB had a brain they'd negotiate a window with the BCCI for the IPL. But alas >you have Giles Clarke.
>>66477492
SA they jam 4 languages into it
>>66477503
Didn't Giles get told to fuck off?
>you now remember when Chris Jordan was considered literally the worst bowler in the England lineup and everyone was like >Jordan when he came up to bowl
![[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.07_[2016.03.11_23.24.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/17nohFo.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 16.07 [2016.03.11 23.24.23]")
>>66477491
>>66477515
Jokes on you I'm a casual and this is the first time I've seen him bowl
>>66477497
>when's the next south afrian/australia series
November, was supposed to be 4 Tests but got shrunk to 3
literally seething
Oh and Pakistan for the New Years/Boxing Day Tests because the Saffers are dumb as fuck and would rather play a T20 at home against New Zealand infront of 5 people rather than infront of 80000 at the G and a Day/Nighter in Adelaide infront of 50,000 every day
>>66477513
he is literally the President of the ECB
based autism
>>66477515
>Jordan
>>66477508
5 actually, also fuck off, ours is goat
>>66477503
i might go to a day off the Lords Sri Lanka test
last time i saw Pakistan play England was the day that the whole spot fixing thing happened
>>66477519
at least it's something
I unironically like the pakistan team too, but it's going to be a flat MCG wicket instead of the SCG or Gabba where it could be interesting
>>66477532
>last time i saw Pakistan play England was the day that the whole spot fixing thing happened
>Amir will literally be back
hope there is some top-tier banter
Pakistan have some decent bowlers but their batsman will get skittled. Series wont even be close.
>a jew factor
what did he mean by this?
>>66477536
>I unironically like the pakistan team too
Me too
>>66477536
series will only be interesting if it's roads
Paki batsman will get blown out if the pitches do anything. They might even win Sydney if it turns and Yasir is in form.
>>66477541
Willey?
>>66477539
pakistan and india should just merge and become one country, they'd have a decent team then too
theyre all curries too so whats the harm really desu
>Plunklel
>>66477497
That meme Tri-Nation series thing is happening soon lad, but >West Indies pitches, will probably be shit.
I know we have a ODI series against you lot in October, but I don't think there's any tests on the horizon
KEK where did all the bongs go?
>>66477548
agreed
>>66477548
>pakistan and india should just merge and become one country
Akhand Bharat.
>>66477543
their batsmen WILL be exposed regardless of pitch, so it basically comes down to what the pitch can do for their bowlers in terms of good viewing
>They might even win Sydney if it turns and Yasir is in form.
Yeah, I was thinking specifically of him when I mentioned the SCG
Could be good
>>66477551
>I know we have a ODI series against you lot in October, but I don't think there's any tests on the horizon
dingbat >you are literally coming here for a 3-Test series in November
>>66477556
gotta get bengal and sri lanka first mate
>>66477548
>stacked bowling being combined with stacked batting
too good lad
>>66477548
lad.....
>He's a wicket taker
>That's what England believe
>>66477556
myanmar's pushing it desu
>rashid
This is make or break for him
>>66477565
not to mention unfucking afghanistan
>>66477570
This has never made sense to me though. Is it just pure coincidence that Pakistan has always managed to get gun pacers while a country directly South to it gets shit like Ishant?
that was close
>>66477565
Sri Lanka, yes.
The only problem with gobbling those countries is all those muslims coming in. They need to convert to Hinduism, hell! even Buddhism is fine.
>>66477573
Yea lad. New goberment and al.
>>66477586
>religion
>relevant
>>66477579
Partially
Pakistan started off with better bowlers, so all of the paki kids want to bowl fast and that's where their cricket infrastructure is orientated
Curries just want to spin and swing because that's all they've ever done, so whenever a talented bowler like Ishant and Bumrah comes along they just converted into poo since they have no idea how to handle them
BIG
>>66477576
fuckng durant line. Pakistan Occupied Kashmir was our only connection to Afghanistan and hence we could have made our own silk route. I don't know if average pakistanis know this or not but they're sitting on a fucking gold mine. It is a very important point which would help India influence central asia
Gib Kashmir back REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66477590
lad, you don't know muslims. that's the only thing relevant to them. we really can't handle so much polarity.
>>66477579
I think its just the culture because as you say the pitches and genetics of both countries are the same
Pakistanis worship players like Imran Khan, Wasim, Waqar etc. All fast bowlers
Whereas Indians worship Gavaskar, Tendulkar etc. All batsman.
There's a few good Paki batsman and Indian bowlers, but they're basically memes like Inzi
got to go pick up my wife's son from school desu
>>66477593
>Bumrah
>talented
top wew
>>66477602
that whole hindu nationalism shit aint gonna do anyone any good
>>66477607
he unironically is
Poo Peeland would kill for a 12 year old Bumrah
based memero
>>66477612
no, he isnt. The fact you are saying that because he had a couple of good pyjama games is honestly laughable. Even fucking Bangladesh have better young bowlers than him.
he is the latest version of Bhuveneshwar Kumar, Praveen Kumar, RP Singh, Munaf Patel etc
Started off a 135 kp/h. He'll be down to 125 kp/h within 2-3 years
>>66477610
if it was hindu nationalism i'd have said convert to only hinduism, i'm fine with buddhism or even christianity. but no more muslims please. The only thing they'll do is cause problems, you should know this by now.
ratfuck ltd
i hope those stands collapse with all the poo in loos in them
imagine the smell
by golly
BASED INDIAN CROWD
Munro's hitting reverse sweeps for 6 and there's people talking about Muslims
I come to cric to avoid that shit
>>66477617
>Started off a 135 kp/h. He'll be down to 125 kp/h within 2-3 years
because of indian infastructure
he'd be a thoroughly okay bowler if he was raised anywhere else and this is a fact
>stokes
JUST
OOOH GOODNESS
>this guys accent
through the wickets
>>66477618
yeah i wasnt calling you a hindu nationalist - was making a comment about the likes of modi and those in his party
plenty of hindus seem to be capable to keep religion out of politics and general life, unlike an awful lot of muslims, sikhs and buddhists seem to be alright most of the time too imo
aside from fucked up places like bhutan
>>66477628
India 'literally' have the best "infrastructure" after AUS/ENG, if not better because of all their curry shekels you idiot.
He will become shit because he is shit. Literally Yadav is better than him.
>nz are unironically winning all their games
>>66477646
they LITERALLY do not have fast bowling infrastructure in place, that is what I'm saying
all of their coaches and development programs doesn't change the fact that they have NO idea how to develop a fast bowler
do they sell beer in the stadium?
when will the nz meme die? i thought it would begin to fade with mcullum fucking off
Williamson rotating the strike nicely.
When he gets out that has been our weakness in the middle overs period tbqh.
this slow speaking commentator pisses me off so much
>>66477642
bhutan's just isolated, doesn't seem like a bad place tbqh
>>66477659
nope
Who /gayforroot/ here?
>>66477661
when will the england is good at limited overs cricket meme die?
>>66477661
kane's a better captain desu
missing his batting in these meme formats though
>>66477668
Everyone should be.
>>66477669
in the final
>>66477664
theyre a very repressive society
>>66477661
He's been replaced by Williamson who's just as aggressive as captain and Munro who's as aggressive with the bat
McCullum's still there
>>66477653
>they LITERALLY do not have fast bowling infrastructure in place
Actually quantify what this means because they have the best academies, training facilities and coaches that money can buy
>all of their coaches and development programs doesn't change the fact that they have NO idea how to develop a fast bowler
They LITERALLY just hire the best foreign coaches like Lillee you fucking mongoloid.
You're full of shit.
The reason Indians don't develop fast bowlers is because Indians aren't interested in becoming fast bowlers and all try to become Sachon or Kumble. End of.
>>66477661
I don't care what pommys say
The NZ meme is here to stay
Inshallah
BASED ALI GOAT
when will the cricket meme die?
>kane
fugg
BASED MUSLIM(pbuh)
Allah's chosen one intervening for us Inshallah
kanebert giving england a pity wicket to ease their attack a bit
truly a student of the game
masha allah
Salat al-maghrib
Allahu Akbar!!!
>Terrorist picks up the catch and there goes williamson
I miss that commentor
Based Moeen Allah
>>66477706
howcome you're in Asspain lad?
thought only retirees did that
huge wicket that!
Munro looks absolutely budget though, textbook definition of hit and hope, barely knows where the ball is going off the bat
fuck watching England this year after this world cup ends
gonna go full /ipl/ wanker this year
>>66477708
Who, Dean Jones?
>>66477668
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12zUOGNanwA
>AB will never serenade you
why live?
>>66477642
Modi is still way way better than the previous congress government, he was set up by the Congress government, they worked with terrorists made a plan to assasinate him when he was the Chief Minister of Gujarat, when the police of Gujarat caught and killed the terrorist the congress government's plan failed and they tried their best to hide the fact that the lady and her husband were terrorist.
They showed it as if it was gujarat police hunting down "innocent muslims" coz they dindu nuffin.
The whole 2002 riot was also initiated by muslims when they burned up a train. By this time the Hindus were really really upset because when muslims killed hindus no one would bat an eye, but if hindus even said "stop it" everyone would start saying "you're communal" this is exactly what is happening right now.
We could not go out in certain muslim dominated areas, (still can't in some areas late at night.) But after the riots the muslims actually became silent and there has been peace for more than 14 years.
I know for a fact modi didn't help much to stop the riots, but whatever he did was necessary to curb the muslims here.
Look at malda riots in west bengal, no one covered it because muslims were rioting and killing hindus.
having said that, too much nationalism isn't going to do anyone any good, but these paki and bengali muslims aren't even middle eastern they are ex hindus who converted during the muslim kings rule.
the left media has creeped so much that even if a hindu tries to protect himself he is called being communal.
>>66477713
>barely knows where the ball is going off the bat
The boundary usually
Doesn't matter if NZ hit 300, qt Rooty's magic will lead >us to victory.
Based Munro
>>66477642
>aside from fucked up places like bhutan
whats wrong with bhutan?
genuinely dont know anything about it. Thought it was just comfy and peaceful with mountains and buddhas
Nepal is the one with gommies right?
mccullum breeding program is a success lads
>>66477719
fucking kek, I didn't know this existed
why do cricketers always have to start music careers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y963o_1q71M
even worse than Lee's
>>66477740
how about the cricket lad
>>66477740
I reckon i could name all countries in Asia thanks to 4chan
>>66477717
Yea Dean jones, I miss his commentary
>>66477720
interesting post
based score memedictor
Getting worried lads
Need wickets like air
BULLIED
pls no bully
>>66477747
I could do it before I came to 4chan
>tfw autistic
still struggle with Western and Central Africa though
>>66477744
>>66477747
These are the two chokepoints that i'm talking about.
The bangladesh one is still manageable, but it's head is deep inside our territory, incursions can be easy.
And the major one is the Afghanistan one, that's why china is helping pakistan develop the region, the Pak-China corridor. investing billions so that India never gets it back, and China could have the monopoly on the new silk road.
reuploaded.
>>66477744
cricket is love, cricket is life. india is hosting under 17 football world cup in 2017, I hope it gets more popular.
>>66477747
lel, same desu
>>66477752
Thanks mate.
love cricket
>hate bullying
>wankhead stadium
cricket
>>66477769
this is interesting. keep it up.
India will win the World Cup
>>66477749
Terrorism is cancer - Dean Jones.
lee hates kiwis
GONE
MEMERO
it was all part of my master plan
>>66477788
chicked
>getting out to pookek
MEMERO
mccullum sperm bank just caught fire lads
>>66477769
Honest question, how is India SO shit at soccer?
I know it isn't your number one sport, but its probably more popular in India than it is in Australia per capita let alone in gross terms.
I mean honestly. Losing to Guam???
GUAM
Just got out of work early. What have I missed?
>>66477778
so close ;_;
Starting to find these Vitality sponsorship ads really fucking annoying after 3 weeks of them every 5 seconds tßh lads
>>66477807
Moe is the only reason NZ aren't out of sight 2bh inshallah
should drop rashid and play an extra batsmen, ali, plunkett, willey, stokes and Jordan/Topley/overton/Gregory
>munro
thank fuck hes out, would have been a terrible 50
>>66477811
fancy a bowl joe
>>66477811
indian ads are even more annoying
>>66477806
never heard of any of those countries in my life
>>66477769
good tabs
>>66477828
I AM IGNITE
>>66477822
>Rashid dominated the BBL
heh, >we really are shit at this
>>66477720
Very interesting. You should have free anal sex in return for this. Well done, bhai.
Protip: Enema your colon 3hrs beforehand.
>>66477811
They seem to sponsor fucking everything these days. They've thrown everything into their marketing budget.
>>66477806
>Is popular in few states
>no proper infrastructure
>also no talent
if anyone seriously thinks the winner of this game aren't favourites to win it, they are delusional
>both india and west indies rely on one player to win games
>windies 1 big win because of said player and a few scrappy wins with him not firing
>india are literally kholi: the team
don't want windies to win after how gayle has been at this WC
not batting 2 of the games infront of sell out indian crowds
>>66477848
reminder we unironically have the best bowlers in the world at the moment
KEK
I hope divegrass never catches on in India
Shitty sport that is too popular for its own good.
>>66477848
Agreed. India really don't deserve to be in the semis, let alone have a chance of winning the tournament. I'd be offended if they won it all.
>>66477846
yeah but
GUAM
literally my local club could probably beat them
Chris Gayle
doesn't play test series
doesn't play t20 games
>>66477848
india also got raped by NZ, were outplayed by Bang until the greatest choke since us in 99, and needed kohli miracles vs aus and Pakistan
Can genuinely see england winning this tournament despite their bowling being pretty average, any side with plunkett at 11 is dangerous as fuck
what % of AU and NZ cricketers die of skin cancer?
>>66477855
183
>>66477848
You have to give credit to our captain too
>>66477869
not to mention umpballing Smith cheaply
I don't think the outcome of the Pakistan game was ever in dispute though
>which team has the best batting line up
>india and WI have 35% and 50%
both sides have literally 1 players
NZ and Eng both have an immense top 7
>>66477877
whens your semi lad?
>>66477874
The sun killed my father and raped my mother!
>>66477874
sun protection is heavily ingrained in cricket culture m8
>>66477869
NZ's bowling will be the biggest test for us the whole tournament. If we overcome that, the final is half as difficult
>>66477885
Population different m8
>>66477856
It's more popular than cricket with a lot of upper class people.
>>66477885
>NZ
> immense top 7
pick one
Elliot, Ronchi and Taylor are fucking useless
they've done well by outbowling teams on turning decks
>>66477881
Agreed, Erasmus made an absolutely appaling decision, Smith was nowhere near it
Pakistan have that X factor though, ive lost count of how many games theyve won out of nowhere or thrown away when certain to win
>Rashit is still allowed to bowl
>>66477902
disgusting
>>66477869
>England winning this tournament
Implying you will win today's match
K
E
K
>every scheduled ICC event is scheduled to take place in either India, Australia or England
based
>>66477903
guptill, Elliott, KANE, taylor, Anderson and santner are all class, as a saffer i know how much of a cunt Elliott can be...
Ronchi bats at 8 so thus doesn't count (i agree hes budget though)
>>66477901
i dont think theyve picked Nathan McCullum so england only have to negotiate the 2 spinners (sodhi + sants)
>>66477921
>and santner are all class
based on what?
he has done a good job with the ball, fucking nothing with the bat
atleast the others you can cite past performances. Santa has never done anything
>>66477907
Divegrass or the population difference?
More of that please!
Gib moar full toss
>>66477919
you would have lost the final if it was in NZ
>>66477939
divegrass of course
>>66477915
england have actually won games against good teams rather than relying on bangeldesh choking and australia getting umpballed, nz are clearly favourites but england do have a shot. winner of this game wins the tournament and you are painfully delusional if you think otherwise
>>66477224
>literally a civil war in SL between tamil and sinhalese people
>ausfalian knowledge
Since it is pretty obvious that we will win our semi, who would be the easier opponent in the final? Personally I would prefer NZ. They look pretty wank desu senpai
>>66477939
Not him but an Indian soccer fan is literally the most pathetic thing there is
There is literally not one semi non turgid-shit team they have to support, either club or country
Which means they are all just Chelshit bandwagoners
that crowd
>>66477955
Yeah, majority of my neighbours in India only watch IPL or India/Pakistan games. They watch more EPL though.
>>66477957
>L I T E R A L L Y banning ALL Sri Lankan players from one of your stadiums
kek
KEK
K E K
K__E__K
Stay mad
Stay furious
Stay obsessed
>cricekt is dying even in India
LUCK O THE IRISH
superb catch
England got this match in the bag
>ross failor
>>66477806
Literally no one plays soccer here, the only reason I played it is because I had a good school and my dad asked me to try all the sports I can.
>tfw dad is javelin throw district champion
>tfw he also won 10k meters running
>tfw better sportsman than I will ever be.
I'll tell you about my two friends, they both were selected for nationals level. Their parents said " nah kid study no need to do football" The coaches tried their best but the parents only wanted the kid to study. Can't blame them either.
There is also a lot of politics going on, even in the lower tier.
The biggest one is no financial compensation. The hockey team was pretty good, but the ex hockey players are struggling to live life while cricketers are millionaires.
The other sports aren't popular and that's why no money, and no one takes them because no extra money.
The few rays of hope are that India will be hosting under 17 WC, due to success of IPL other sports are getting their own league, like football, and kabaddi.
When these sports get popular they will earn some money and with that will come the infrastructure.
If we want to improve other sports in the country it has to be a multi angle approach.
>>66477915
dont forget in the last 12 months england have beaten NZ, Aus and Pakistan in T20 series and were very close against us until they choked last ball
They are a fucking good side chasing, NZ should have really stuck them in but then again NZ are goats at defending
>>66477933
ive seen him do more than enough in ODI cricket to know hes capable of kicking on in T20s plus hes young as fuck
HOLY FUCK MORGAN
Daily Reminder that an elite baseball player like Trout or Harper would literally hit dozens of sixes per match
I thought jordan was supposed to be shit.
p-pls
FUCK THE IRA
some absolute nonce said 200 was on the cards for NZ what world are they living in
>>66477980
you literally made that up
please watch our sport
>>66477994
>The coaches tried their best but the parents only wanted the kid to study.
indians.txt
are we winning?
>>66477994
>tfw grandfather almost played divegrass for Ireland
>tfw father played first grade cricket
>tfw always the worst in the team at every sport
<<66477998
<<66477980
(you)
>>66477956
I agree our team is literally kohli and dhoni with more than descent bowling but it is still better than England
Only if you ask your MAJESTY to get Petersen back on team
>>66478007
with Elliott and Anderson at the crease any total is still possible
>>66477997
>ive seen him do more than enough in ODI cricket
cite these performances
>and kabaddi.
thought this was just a meme you lads used to troll Kiwis t b h
>>66478011
we won the toss
>>66478022
>>and kabaddi.
for >>66477994
>>66477997
>NZ should have really stuck them in
That's the thing about losing the toss you don't get to decide who bats first
>>66478026
the paddy is useful for something
>>66478026
>we
>>66478039
miss his catch lad?
what happens if the ball thrower knocks over the little wooden sticks
>wrong shit and faylor out
based
we suck
>>66478014
get a sex change and come play womens sport, the IOC has said they'll allow transgenders to compete in their post-surgery gender
WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1 - WE ARE NUM 1
>INDIAN TEARS
fucking pathetic, ronchi was dropped from WA for a reason
that was a free fucking six
W O R K
O
R
K
>going to place a bet on who wins the toss
>the odds aren't 50-50
wtf
Ronchi is the Quade Cooper of cricket
only difference is that >we arent obsessed enough with Poo Peeland to boo him
>>66478047
The man with the larger wooden stick gets to shoot him in self defense
>>66478047
The paddle man dies
>>66478031
aaah, i missed the toss and the first 5 overs as i had to go town and get birthday cards :(
>>66478061
morgan spins it
>getting caught on a full toss
not a fan of this meme
>poo peeland
what sort of final 5 overs you want family
>back to back wickets from full tosses
jesus fuck
B-but Stokes is garbage!
>ENGLAND'S BRAVE CHRIS JORDAN
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>>66478068
happy birthday lad :^)
>two full tosses
>two wickets
is anyone really going to call this garbage cricket?
>>66478052
Really? holy kek that could be a viable career path in the future for nearly men's athletes
ING EEER LANDDDDDD
>>66478068
TITS
I
T
S
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN STOKES
*farts*
>collapse
some good catches these mind
Reminder Ronchi was too shit to play for Western fucking Australia
Reminder he LITERALLY walked into the Poo Peeland limited over sides
New Zealand's shit middle order exposed finally
Ronchi pls retire
>The city of New Zealand
>>66478081
>getting birthday cards for yourself
what the fuck kind of tomfoolery is this haha
>>66478085
i dont see how its possibly going to be allowed, men have a natural genetic advantage in many sports due to testosterone, bone density, muscles size etc, so even after hormone treatment, that natural advantage will still be somewhat present
Where were you when Ben Stokes became the greatest death bowler in the game
>>66478108
Reminder that New Zealand is playing in a semi final after eliminating Australia by being a clearly superior team
COMING HOME
TIME FOR WORK
LEL
L.E.L
Love being mediocre at every sport in the world.
>>66478116
i rused you :^)
>>66478122
you're shit at rugby
cheers VVS
>predictor was 200 like 20 minutes ago
>>66478109
wrongshit 'retires' (some top lad breaks his legs outside eden park)
taylor realises he should never play anything except test cricket
black caps back in t20 action
>>66478116
They're not men shitlord
>>66478014
:( feelsbadman.avi
hey at least straya ranks no.1 at shitposting. So you've got that going for you, and i totally count it as team sport.
>>66478029
it's real man, and pretty good sport desu.
http://www.starsports.com/kabaddi/competitionid=50000003/matchvideos/vod/video=pro-kabaddli-league-2016-hightlights-patna-pirates-jaipur-pink-panthers-pirates-sneak-past-jaipur-point/index.html
>tfw I should start making Kabaddi thread during the season and say "please watch our sport."
>>66478141
sounded so sarcastic lmao
>>66477994
get a job Tinku
>>66478081
>lad
Under 160 and it's ours
>>66477602
>Gib Kashmir back REEEEEEEEEEEE
You fuck off from here you ugly brown cunt
>poo pealand
>>66478162
NZ has spent the whole tournament making shit scores and then blowing teams the fuck out with the ball
>
JUST
>this wickets
jesus
I would literally suck Jordan's BBC
cricket is shit.
Since when is le angry red man good in t20s?
>>66478165
no bully kashmirbro
luckswing
>>66478189
>knee high full tosses
>good
purely luck
>>66478116
>in many sports
not being sexist here but its literally every single sport unless you count shit like horse riding and driving cars as "sports"
This is very chaseable
>>66478148
they were born as men
>big unit
4 u
hes a big unit for you
>>66478189
>gib Kashmir back
I mean, is Kashmir a piece of toffee that you're demanding it? This behaviour pisses me off
>tfw cricket is coming home
>>66478160
>having a job
>not owning a business.
lel.
>>66478165
not giving anything back lad.
>>66478203
is an horse a athlete?
>>66478205
They were born into the wrong bodies.. Google gender dysphoria you ignorant cunt.
They are NOT men.
>>66478197
>concedes 3 off the last over
i'm sure one of your boys on the plane could have done better
>>66478226
>30 posts early
time for fucking bed to be honourable lads
still anyone's game
koywoys 30 runs shy
>>66478226
bit early desu senpai
>>66478197
Wickets are wickets m8
>>66478216
>unironically getting angry at someone on a Japanese anime website
Relax bhai
>>66478226
>30(thirty) posts early
why do this?
>>66478231
can you blame me after that aussie cunt who stays up all night every day posting threads of some random butted girl even when the aussies aint even playing
>>66478216
>I mean, is Kashmir a piece of toffee that you're demanding it? This behaviour pisses me off
you're like one of those fatty girls, even if someone genuinely complements on their dress or hair or whatever, she thinks that the person was being sarcastic or making fun of them.
the problem is in your mentality, not others.
I never intended it to mean the way you took it.
>>66478246
How was Vietnam lad?
>>66478246
I have slight fever, so bad mood tbfh
>Last 4 batsmen
Can't imagine they're happy with that, what a way to waste a start.
>aussie OP thread tears
always tomorrow night/morning
>>66478227
sociology is not a science
biology is a science
its apart time we stopped pandering to people who have mental health problems and started giving them actual treatment
>>66478263
Pretty based. Locals are fucking scums though.
>>66478266
Yeah I can understand. Which team are you rooting for in this tournament?
>>66478289
Trip in /cric/ is an expert on mental health issues
>>66478308
t. daniel
>>66478292
Want to see India vs England final cuz Lagaan part 2
>>66478289
elite womenbomb
yeh haha
>>66478312
Sorry lad I'm only here during world cups so idk who Daniel is
>>66478342
>I'm only here during world cups
then what are you doing posting here now?
see you in 2019 lad
>>66477677
this desu
>>66478358
I'm so casual I thought this was a wc
How is it an international tournament played every 2 years but not a world cup?
>>66478358
>>66478409
aussie in denial
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