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>>66426988
First for poopeelia
ABE'S ON POOCIDE WATCH
Anime
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South australia to win the shield
POO IN LOO
>>66427018
rude
never show your faces on this board again faggots
ausfalia is gay
going to kill myself lads
>Ausfailia
kek
KEK
>>66427033
nah
petey handscomb will ton up tomorrow, the vics will take a 100+ lead into the second innings and there is no chance of a draw
Lets get some real sport discussion going lads.
How is your AFL team looking this season?
A win for India is a win for America.
>Poopeelia
>>66427070
>essendon
fucking dire lad
at least >we can beat collingwood
>>66427056
Mennie shall overwhelm thee
FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED
>>66426988
HARDICK'D
>>66426988
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI KOHLI
Why are Indians so autistic?
Imagine not having Kohli in your team. That must suck.
>>66427018
>TWO meme actors
>>66427112
>LOSTRALIA
>>66427098
GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES GO BOMB SOME CHURCHES
>England men and women unironically through to the semi-finals of the pyjama cricket world cup
>>66427131
pakis btfo
>>66427070
cautiously optimistic m8
>>66427070
>Wiggles
Winning it all tbqhy
>>66427112
>those ellipsis after every word
>>66427131
GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS GO SHOOT SOME SCHOOLS
Why does Steven Smith have trouble maintaining eye contact?
#MissYouStarc
#WhereAreYouNowThatINeedYou
>>66427162
unironic autism
>>66427162
He's got the 'tism
>Kohli
>Test batting average of 44
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Why is kohli so based Bros
>>66427112
Closeted Homosexuality
walkcunt
>>66427161
Is this Pakistani """""""""banter""""""""""
>>66427201
WalkGOD
damn son howd you choke this
>>66426988
I don't even watch this """ sport""", I just wanted to say
>Poostralia
ABI'S ON SUICIDE WATCH
lol
Is NCN and Fuckner ruining Fatson's career ending up there with the end of Brett Lee's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBG8UtgD0m8
Can't believe I missed all 6 games with weekend. Based as fuck though.
Seems like strayans went to bed
>tfw England vs India final
It will be fucking glorious.
>WE DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT T20 CRICKET
>>66427331
It's going to be PP vs India
![london-mayor-boris-johnson-sits-on-a-tractor-during-a-visit-with-picture-id165657330[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CK8zCmA.jpg "london-mayor-boris-johnson-sits-on-a-tractor-during-a-visit-with-picture-id165657330[1]")
Did anyone see Alistair Cook on Countryfile last week? What a top bloke 2bh, with all the farming stuff such a grounded lad. Massive contrast to arrogant, bogan, cheating Aussie cricketers. Can you image cheating Smoth running a farm, getting up at 4:30am every morning? No chance
Cooky = handsome, intelligent. Bucolic lifestyle
>>66427309
yeh
to be fair it is 5am
>>66427392
we need more country lads in the team, city slickers have no work ethic
>>66427331
We'll win it for god above inshallah
HAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING JOKE THE "NATION" OF AUSTRALIA IS
THEYRE HONESTLY A FUCKING EMBARASSMENT IN EVERY SINGLE SENSE. NO WONDER THEIR NEXT GENERATION SPEND THEIR DAYS SHITPOSTING ON INTERNET FORUMS
YOU CONVICT SCUM ARE FINISHED, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL SPORT AND YOURE A TOTAL FUCKING JOKE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>MUH ANGLO SEMIS
KILL YOURSELVES HAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU GOT BTFO BY A NATION OF PEOPLE WHO SHIT IN STREETS
REMEMBER ALL YOU FUCKERS LAUGHING IN THE ENGLAND VS AFGHAN THREAD OR THE SRI LANKA ONE. HAHAHAHAHA WHERE ARE YOU NOW? GONE TO WORK I BET
SUCK DICK YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>66427018
fuck that cunt cumberbatch
ugly alien looking shitbag
Looks like UK is having more fun bantering Aus than India is.
wew lads
HAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING JOKE THE "NATION" OF AUSTRALIA IS
THEYRE HONESTLY A FUCKING EMBARASSMENT IN EVERY SINGLE SENSE. NO WONDER THEIR NEXT GENERATION SPEND THEIR DAYS SHITPOSTING ON INTERNET FORUMS
YOU CONVICT SCUM ARE FINISHED, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL SPORT AND YOURE A TOTAL FUCKING JOKE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>MUH ANGLO SEMIS
KILL YOURSELVES HAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU GOT BTFO BY A NATION OF PEOPLE WHO SHIT IN STREETS
REMEMBER ALL YOU FUCKERS LAUGHING IN THE ENGLAND VS AFGHAN THREAD OR THE SRI LANKA ONE. HAHAHAHAHA WHERE ARE YOU NOW? GONE TO WORK I BET
SUCK DICK YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>66427672
like half of uk is indian anyway just ours are called pete instead of rajesh
>>66427672
Australians are such bad winners that it's pretty funny to give them some back. Funny how they've all disappeared now though.
>>66427702
BED
E
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TIME
I
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>>66427702
I agree, they're obnoxious winners and very sore losers.
Just like bullies.
Did the Windies try and tank their NRR to avoid India or what?
>Australia
>Better than England at cricket
>Have lost 5 of the last 7 Ashes series
>Haven't won in England for 15 years
I'm a kiwi
>>66427786
kia ora m8
>>66427786
>fairweather trans-tasman partnership babbys are still considered legitimate kiwis
nah m8
Embrace your new country and become Australian or seriously consider killing yourself, you noncommittal casual
https://www.twitter.com/HKane/status/714145188067872769
He's got the masked man's approval.
>>66427878
Literally who?
Why does australia hate steph curry?
>>66427905
EBHK m8.
>>66427905
the masketta man
Just reached home. What a night pham
>>66428029
it was traffic jam here mate people out on cheering.
>>66427167
Would Straya have even won if Starc was bowling
The announcers were the most meme part of the match. In the middle of an over they asked the crowd to do pic related
>mfw memeswell got out on the next ball
>poopeelia Ltd.
kek
KEK
>>66427219
Literally no different from the american reply
>>66427331
>tfw England vs India final
i'm salivating at the thought
>>66428240
what are they doing
did Australia blow that match against India?
>>66428702
Kind of, they should have posted a score about 10-20 runs higher, didn't score off some really shit seam bowling in the middle overs, and they wouldn't have chased down anything higher than 180
>>66428516
turning on the flashlight on their phones
>>66428702
no they got cucked by an unassailable kohli
Has this tournament been exciting?
Has the shitposting been good during match treads?
>>66428860
No.
No.
>>66428921
Based Pakibro
>>66428860
Yes
No
IMO.
>>66427878
Jesus the replies to that are PLEASE LIKE OUR SPORT personified
Lol Australia lost
>NZ undefeated
>Aus knocked out
KEK
WE
LITERALLY
DONT
CARE
ABOUT
THIS
SPORT
>>66429062
>implying it's bad to lick the boots of other sports stars in the name of expanding >our sport
Is Australia good at any sports?
>>66429129
I heard they won the AFL last year.
>>66429129
They're good at killing Emu's
>>66429142
>>66429146
Oh their women's basketball team wears spandex. I suppose that's a win.
>the chicken tendies lost to talibanistan
how?
>australia
Doesn't feel good, does it?
>>66429194
Provide .pngs
>>66427161
Is >>66427131 coincidence? I don't think so
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/suicide-bomber-kills-dozens-mostly-women-kids-celebrating-easter-pakistan-n546231
poopeelia on pooicide watch
I heard a rumor /pol/ runs /cric/, I also heard a rumor that Canada has surpassed Australia in shitposting
KEK where did all of the poopeelians run off to?
>>66430242
/rug/ runs /cric/
Also please watch out sport
poopeelia Ltd.
poopeelia Ltd.
(>)We don't even care about T20 cricket
>Australia
>>66428221
Definitely would've had a chance if Faulkner didn't.
>>66430701
Womens BBL has higher viewership than soccer in poopeelia.
THe whole of poopeelia is captivated by T20.
>>66429779
>>66430736
I can understand why.
>>66430904
BBL is the T20 cricket competition.
It is extremely popular in poopeelia. They put a lot of resources towards it.
Hopefully we play WI in the final, I don't want to embarrass India twice in their own tournament.
>>66430983
Oh thought you meant basketball.
>it's another "kohli cucks the aussies" episode
kek
Poopeelia Ltd.
Poopeelia Ltd.
In light of recent English shitposting, Australia is no longer the enemy. Hard luck, Oz, would've liked to have seen you go through ahead of the curries. England you fag, we're coming for you.
kek
>>66427161
Mate you're a shittier version of India
Is this the NZ celebration thread?
>Ausfails BTFO
>Filthy Pakis BTFO
>Englel next
In a sport we encourage AMONGST CHILDREN.
What a time to be alive lads.
Don't feel so down Poopeelia, you've still got the same amount of T20 world cup trophies as we do!
Windies paying out at over 3.00 to beat India.
what's the /gong/ of India?
>>66431641
If Gayle shows up, that's easy shekels.
>>66431647
Melbourne.
Where THE FUCK is the /nrl/ thread?
>both semifinals at 2.30 am on a weekday
Is this the worst WC of any sport ever?
>>66431688
Congratulations on winning the NRL and AFL world cups again. Really something.
Does /Cric/ care about college apehoop or college handegg? Do you follow uni sports?
>>66431699
Mysky it and get up at 4am, you'll be able to fast forward between overs and will be able to watch the last 15 overs in real time.
>>66431738
Of course not.
>>>/out/
>>66431745
4am.
Wew, I said WEW laddie.
I'll try.
If you watch cricket, you shit on streets.
You can't prove me wrong.
>>66431771
I shit on South Americans tßh.
>>66431771
PLEASE watch our sport Pablo
>>66431771
Why don't they play griget in South America?
Poopeelia Ltd.
>>66431834
Cricket is one of the hardest sports to get into. Even if you start taking it seriously it takes decades to get an ODI squad together and decades more to become a test side. The technical side of the game is too high a bar for the uninitiated to cross
>>66431771
>Brazil nut
>not actually a nut
>ausfailia
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66431699
no because it isnt a wc
>>66431901
this is actually true, basically every team was horseshit for the first three decades they played
>AUS started in 1880's. Except for the 1st series got steamrolled by England for the next couple of decades
>SA started in 1900's. Were embarrassing until the 50's
>NZ started in the 1940's. Didn't win a single game for decades
Same thing for every team basically.
>3 NZ ips
>like 50 posts
well shitposted kiwis
>>66431771
>1771
No one checks it
>>66432389
>yfw this is my second post ITT
>>66432389
Never underestimate the power of an inferiority complex
>>66432424
but how can we be inferior if our country is better than yours??!?
66.83 Kohli's T20I average against Australia
6 Consecutive T20Is that India have won against Australia
9 Wins for India against Australia in T20Is, the most for them against any opposition. It's also the most defeats for Australia against any opposition.
12.83 James Faulkner's economy rate against India in the last five overs in T20Is: he has gone for 92 runs in 43 balls, and has taken one wicket (average 92.00)
>>66432389
all me tßh.
>>66432319
Perhaps one of the most succint damage control shitposts I've ever seen. Kudos.
>be australia
>lose
>lose to india
>lose to I N D I A
Does /cric/ care about the IPLeL?
this is a fucking ghost town
i thought this was the australian bunker, where are all the australians?
>>66426988
half the australian posters in this thread are big strong indians you dumb cunt
>>66433039
australians always disappear after they lose something m8, everyone knows that
>>66433048
Are 7-11's allowed to be open on Easter Monday? That's probably why they're not posting, too busy manning the shop.
>>66433125
>7-11
nice proxy mr BSA
>>66427266
Nothing offensive about this, this is how we greet people here in Australia, also use of the word "cunt".
reminder >we would have won if it weren't for umpball
>>66433225
>this is what ausfailians ACTUALLY believe
>>66433140
Are they called dairies in Poopeelia? I've never been there so I don't know.
>>66433225
who else besides Meme Shit was umpballed?
>>66433260
I think they call it a servo or some meme shit
>stoive smeeth
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>66433392
good post
>>66431749
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>66433429
handegg is breddy gud tßh but cawlege ""sports"" are literally fedora-tier
When your country wins a world cup does everyone get on the piss and start rioting in the city?
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>Literally no one has won the T20 WC twice yet
>England, India or WI could all be the first
>>66433456
we'd get OTP even if >we lost
t. dunners
>>66427131
>this flag
>this post
>I rate Meme20
>>66432547
I'm glad the Faulkner meme has finally ended.
Bowling half trackers at 115kph does NOT make you a death bowler.
It will be funny to see the Poo Peelians insist they do NOT care about t20 while still turning out in droves for their women and children league.
LEL
I mean
LEL
ELE
LEL
EAT SHIT AUSFAILIA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
so this is the second best day of statschinks life?
>>66427070
>Adelaide
Repeat of last year, except this coach probably won't be murdered by his son.
>>66433510
>I am an american
>I have an opinion about cricket
>I expect anyone to care about said opinion
Ausfailian Cucket Bogans getting bantered the fuck out
Thank You Based Matt
>>66433598
t. matt
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>66433606
idecatt
I love Aussie posters and posts.
Thanks for being the gatekeepers of memeculture
>>66433653
can you fuck off with your proxying, bruce?
Fucking hell I neither watch Cricket nor give a shit about it in general but we better smash those curry-munching designated shitting street faggots
They are getting cocky as fuck on facebook
I finally have access to internet now.
I saw that >we lost to the Afghans.
>>66433667
india bringing the BANTS
>>66433567
The first is the day you end your existence.
>>66431771
t. favelamonkey
>T20
KEK
call me when real cricket starts
>>66433727
>2 hours and 16 minutes ago
>>66433688
>>66433737
Some of us don't spend our entire public holidays replying to posts instantaneously, you worthless cocksucking buttfucking semenslurping sack of shit.
>>66433759
based statscunt
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>66433759
statsbro bringing the heat
reminder >we literally don't give a fuck about this format and treat it like the joke it is
>>66433759
you win this round cunt
>>66431548
Fuck off
>>66433759
B T F O
T
F
O
>>66433759
Haha, you fucking destroyed him statsbro.
Missed you lad, this place has been shit without you <3
>>66433759
kek
KEK
K E K
Turd kiwi on pooicide watch
statsGOD on king of /cric/ watch
lol
>implying we give a shit about cricket
>>66433759
Now to just keep replying to this post so I can screenshot and upload to reddit
>>66433856
It's funny because that is literally what the turdkiwi is doing
who /session/ here?
>>66433777
>>66433779
>>66433785
>>66433818
>>66433835
>>66433866
what is this
t. occasional /cric/ poster
kek, you guys don't actually take t20 seriously do you?
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
Didn't even know what a T20 was before today tbqh
I bet our team didn't even try, they just wanted to go home and do something better
>>66433875
Wish I could, but up for a promotion. Posting date closes on 4/15
>>66433883
>>66433903
>60 seconds apart
Gatefaggot is literally seconds away from kicking his stool.
I genuinely hope he does desu, it's not like that girl who forgot he was coming over would even care KEK
ITT: Ausfalian tears
>>66433921
There's a T20 tournament on?
How's NZ doing?
>>66433878
There are only a few kiwi posters here, who have developed distinct posting traits (pseudotrips) so they can stand out from each other.
AMS (Autistic meme Spouter) - ded
fake AMS (Goatistic memespouter) - RC lite, who tries to "meme" with the big boys
Statsgod - Chink from Auckland, who makes serious posts and gets upset very easily
Third kiwi - normalfag kiwi who gets his missus to mow his lawns
Daniel - RIP the GOAT kiwi cric poster
>>66433759
ZING Jeff on pooicide watch
>>66433940
thanks pham u the real mvp
>>66433925
They drug test you lad?
>>66433935
kys fattie
>>66433940
reporting in
Pls stop bullying Australia.
>>66433965
which autist are you?
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>66433954
Yup. First job I've had where they do it for promotions instead of initial hiring or for "random" reasons. It's decent monet so it's worth it.
>>66433957
I'm not fat ok?
>>66433982
you should still kys
>>66433989
please no bully
>>66434003
only if you kys
>Australia hasn't won a t20 world cup
can they really claim to be the best if they can't even win the most relevant version of cricket?(relevancy measured in $s generated, of course)
>>66433466
NZee will win though
>>66433754
Was based Rambo there?
I don't even care about T20 2bh
Is bullying fatkush a sport?
what's t20
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-28/cat-recovering-well-after-spending-eight-days-in-the-post/7278844
That is the latest news folks.
>>66434060
>Looking for news? >>>/news/
If Ausfailia doesn't win the next T20 WC(which will next be in their country in 2020 lol),will they go down as the worst cricketing nation of all time?
>>66434132
http://www.newshub.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>>66434041
Yes
>>66434023
No
It's not statsbitch, he hasn't obsessed over me at all
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>66433968
Yes.
kek
KEK
K E K
K__E__K
I made the mistake of going down to the shopping mall on Saturday. Wanted to pick up some sexy lingerie for the missus.
Total clusterfuck in the carpark.
I went for a cheeky non-park, and some old lady goes "you can't park there."
I scowled and said, "who are you the parking warden?"
Her tough guy son goes, "why don't you park over there dickhead?"
So I got out obviously, walked up to him, leaned down to his face and whispered, "the fuck did you just call me?"
Needless to say, he apologised immediately.
>tfw he was Australian
Why is the ICC waiting 4 years to host another T20 WC?
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>66433940
Original AMS popped up in some rugby threads, BTFO the new version, then left.
>>66434417
t. original AMS
>>66434445
Nah not at all. He's a total fag. Even worse, a Cuntabrian.
>>66433940
>not making the kiwi poster list.
>>66434514
tell us about yourself and how your gimmick is going to stand out m8
Can we just acknowledge how great this world cup has been before the semis?
I don't think I've ever watched a tournament that has had this many amazing games.
NZ monstering all before them and embarrassing India in the opener (let us all remember the cricinfo articles basically saying why did anyone bother pitching up as its Indian's to win).
England going mental against my beloved Protea's, India going www to win against Bangladesh, Sri Lanka nearly chasing a previously unattained score and keeping themselves in the playoffs. Windies mixing flair with discipline (and giving Afghanistan something amazing to remember)
Seriously I'm loving this damn tournament
>>66434399
based third kiwi
>>66434543
it's been good for a meme series
>>66434543
I know a few people won't feel the same way because of some of the organisational issues, but purely from a cricketing point of view, the games have been superb, the pitches have been fantastic and the atmosphere is always great in India. Loving it so far. This coupled with the fact that the IPL starts almost immediately after the tournament means a whole lot of cricket coming up soon and its great.
>>66434543
This associate-filtered round of the tournament has been amazing. Almost all the matches have been interesting and most of the matches have been really close. Except a couple of matches, the whole tournament has been exciting to watch.
This tournament has been so close that the dim-witted armchair experts have been alleging that the whole tournament has been fixed.
>>66434514
Jeff BTFO
>>66434543
I usually only care about test matches and watch the shorter versions without really caring about the result. This world cup has however made me rethink the 20/20 format. The bowlers have really come into their own and it's been an excellent bat v ball contest. Gayle showed against us though what a world class batsman can do and every England game has been close enough to keep you watching until the very end. The India Bangladesh game left me open-jawed in its Hollywood ending. New Zealand have looked superb in every department. Most of all though, we have seen that in this format the associates can hold their own. I hope we see more inclusion for them next time around. There are at least 5 or 6 teams there that are capable of progressing out of a group stage that includes the big boys. I can't see anyone beating New Zealand right now but every team still in it has batsmen capable of scoring a 40 ball hundred so it's not a foregone conclusion. I'm loving it, I truly am.
TL:DR I'm a 20/20 convert. Gripping stuff
>>66434586
So, essentially, it's turned out great despite the shitty organisation.
>>66434598
I'm sure people have been asking for that pre tourney for ages, really glad it was finally done. Maybe add four rather than two associates.
>>66434619
That's not how you damage control m8.
>>66434543
I'm not as excited about it as you. I still think the inaugural was better and for obvious reasons.
One thing that stands out in this tournament are the pitches. I think bowlers have a good chance and good batsmen can get runs. It's not all bang bang with two bit batsmen hitting the ball out of the park. There were a few high scoring matches but all in all welcome respite from playing on roads.
>>66434635
The fact that NZ are the only unbeaten team is astounding considering the relatively low number of players available
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad has the damage control been?
>all these freshies respsonding to posts literally ripped off rebbit
kek. stay EXPOSED
>>66434659
Quality over quantity. I am still astounded that such a small population manages to consistently provide great players for not one but two major international sports. The Black Caps also seem to be catching up to their more succesful brethren the All Blacks.
>>66434534
I'm going to post insightful comments and keep my shitposting to a minimum, that's a gimmick around here isn't it?
>>66434682
B3K already does that
>>66434682
nope. people will confuse you for statscunt trying too hard.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't even care about T20 cricket
>>66434619
Based zerobese on open minded and progressive sports fan watch
>>66434696
literally the goat webm
>copypastaing posts off r/cricket
>>66434761
cheatles gonna get real fat soon
>>66434781
She will LITERALLY surpass BOTH Holly and Ellyse by the time she is in her mid 20's and there is NOTHING you can do to stop her
>>66434790
threadcunt BTFO
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
The Ausissies are literally Sri Lanka tier. Pretty funny when it's their NUMBER 1 sport. I derive such pleasure from knowing that obese chicken and the ausissy brigade are seething at work thinking about Kohlis tight but running between the stumps as he carried INDIA to a win. This is OUR WORLD CUP, anyone else can fuck right off.
Fat Lump Gay Inc.
Australia on the receiving end of BIG BIHARI LUND today
>>66435087
>>66435157
Kys ranpreet
>>66435186
shut the fuck up lorde
Watson deserved better, was great with the ball and in the field, sad way for him to go.
I am slightly annoyed that I stayed up to see Australia lose from a formidable position, but I am ecstatic I got to watch one of the all time white ball innings by Kohli.
India are the better T20 side, and they played a better match today, so just desserts, IMO.
Off to bed, night blokes.
As an Australian I blame Bangladesh.
>>66427070
>tigs
our entire team is ded
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>66435213
>As an Australian
How's the damage control been lads?
>>66435276
They've been hiding in the nrl and afl threads
>>66435321
I thought I told you to get lost kid. Last Zealand WILL NOT WIN THE WORLD CUP. Save your meme posting for 2017.
>>66435339
>kid
He's fucking 40 you seething fucking casual.
>>66435339
Peewees on pooicide watch
>>66435339
>>66435393
Thanks for exposing yourselves as retarded casuals. Saved me the effort of doing it.
I once installed gyprock at Zampa's place a few years back when he was still in Sydney, nice guy.
>I'M A HARDCORE GRIGET FAN BUT MY TEAM IS SHIT
omfg how do you even lose to india?
we thrashed them and we don't even like cricket
If the windies get to have a multinational team anzac should get one too.
Will cricket even exist in Australia in 10 years?
If India can dominate your "spoort" then it is not a real "spoort"
>>66435489
Which player are you?
>>66435548
But NZ dominates (You)r sport.
Fat Hump Gay Ltd. and GOATistic Elitespouter will be making their own /cric/ generals talking to themselves during the cricket off-season
Screencap this post for the 2016-17 summer of cricket
How was your street lads? mine was a bit too crowded desu
>>66433058
Terrorist is angry because we don't let them play with us
kEK
>>66435667
Poo-free, thanks for asking.
>>66435701
>implying I haven't got poo-repellent tires.
>>66435667
Did you step in any poo?
I installed gyprock at Handscomb's place a few months ago, nice guy.
>>66435591
But they don't dominate AFL
>>66435951
Steve "Fuck off Zampa" Smith
Its my birthday today
>>66435645
I don't care enough about cucket to do that. Most kiwis dont care about cucket.
I'll be too busy with my law internship anyway but thanks for keeping up with the elitespouters
>>66435749
Must be like driving a hover car on indian roads
>>66436132
>Don't care about cucket
Only sport where you are descent
>KEKSTRALIA
Is nz co-hosting the 2020 t20 world cup?
>>66436164
#1 rugby union
#1 rugby league
#1 rowing (pairs, gb #1 singles)
#1 shot put
#2 netball
t.b.h.
>>66436280
nope. all aus
>>66430983
>BBL
>very important
>lots of resources
>no SMITH, KHAWAJA, WARNER, MARSH, HAZLEWOOD, NEVILL in an important tournament into which lots of resources have been put into
>>WILL THE MEMESHOW EVER END!?
First get your settled capped batsmen some t20 experience, then try and create new stars for the format.
>Cricket is often known as Australia's national sport due to its equal popularity in all parts of the country.
>>66436287
#1 indycar
#1 womens golf
#1 womens pop music
>>66436287
You forgot #1 womens golf, #1 softball, #1 sailing and #1 K1. And about to become #1 in cricket.
Fuck NZ is based, how can I become a kiwi?
>>66436164
>Only sport where you are descent (decent btw)
You are literally describing your own godforsaken cuntry.
Nz would literally dominate pro kabbadi if we felt like it
>>66435087
>india's fourth greatest ever batsman
>averages 44.02
>England win against NZ despite almost fucking it up somehow
>Then they lose to India because its all rigged anyway
>Poo Peeland's greatest ever batsman
>loses the will to live after seeing Poo Peeland's ""golden age"" get belted in two successive test series by his archenemy
>wife's son reads his eulogy
>former teammates are too busy playing golf to show up at his funeral
>Poo Peeland's greatest ever wicket-keeper batsman
>averages 38 in tests
>got out for a third ball duck during the most important game of cricket Poo Peeland have EVER played
>Poo Peeland's greatest ever fast bower
>played 18 tests
>abandoned his country to coach curries in the IPL
>Poo Peeland's greatest ever spinner
>averages 34.36 with the ball
>Poo Peeland's greatest ever commentator
>unable to progress past 1981
>Poo Peeland's greatest ever new ball partnership
>outbowled by a batting allrounder using an older ball on their own ground and in swinging conditions
>unable to generate any movement after the third over
>unable to bowl faster than 135+ kph
>Poo Peeland's greatest ever chin musician
>South African
>>66436621
>>66436639
>>66436655
>>66436665
>>66436685
>>66436701
It's hilarious that, when BTFO, the average Ausfailian shithead will turn their rage on NZ. This demonstrates a childish obsession and a weak-mindedness not seen in other Anglo countries. Simply put, pathetic.
>Poo Peeland's second greatest ever batsman
>an eunuch
>Australia's greatest ever t20 bowler
>bowls 2 overs
>>66436711
Your literally proving how pathetic and butthurt your are . We were beaten by better teams it's happened get the fuck over it.
>>66436741
how much longer on the visa lad?
*farts*
hehe
>>66436753
No visa lad
>>66436775
got a permanent residency then?
good stuff, the gold coast always needs more scaffolders
>>66436780
No your incorrect. And I would never live in that festering shithole.
>>66436804
sorry m8, I assumed you were a queenslander from your inability to use proper grammar
>>66436780
Nah lad all Kiwis are on a special visa which never expires and isn't considered permanent residence. Same for >us when >we go to Poo Peeland (implying).
So unless you find the name of that specific visa he can keep denying it la
>>66434445
He wasn't me, actually.
KEKTORIANS ARE SCUM
www.cricket.com.au/news/mick-lewis-victoria-bowling-coach-reverse-swing-ball-sheffield-shield-final-south-australia/2016-03-28
am I here on time lads?
elite truth bombs
worsten "australians" on pooicide watch
I hope both Gayle and Kohli get out for a duck so all the casual t20 scum commit suicide.
>>66436889
reminder tradies get the ladies
facebook. 725451430819116/videos/vb.725451430819116/1146439165387005/?type=2&theater
>>66436948
i notice you cut out the part right below it which says it amounted to like 30 people or whatever
>>66436948
they're LITERALLY retirees m8
>>66436956
I notice you cut out the part where you don't leap into instant damage control.
>>66437092
haha nice comeback you showed him
>>66437098
"""him"""
>>66437098
Thanks.
>>66437452
>going on /pol/
>>66437505
I can't wait for the next generation of fatshits to play
It never ceases to amaze me how someone can put so much effort into concentration in a joke format, averaging literally 200 in chases at WT20, and yet average 40 in test cricket
>>66437556
can you repeat that in english mate?
>>66433940
Daniel LITERALLY still posts here, all the time.
>>66437596
Doesnt even try to hide it either when he posts the same shit here that he does on his lebbit account that everyone here knows now as well.
Still buzzing from last night desu senpai. Have a sore throat from all the screaming and my entire body is aching from dancing after LITERALLY every over
>>66437556
The fuck you on about.
>>66437593
>>66437642
Kohli you seething fucking casuals
No wonder Statsbitch only posts here infrequently now. That coupled with his breakdown after the Voges demolition doesn't give him much reason to comeback.
>>66437556
Kohli is quite literally the Statpadman of T20s
>no one really takes it seriously
>everyone just memeswings at the end and gets out
>instead he concentrates really really hard on pacing his innings
>autistically measures out chases
>rakes up dozens of not out fifties in chases
>never has to memeswing so never really risks his wicket
It's pure statpadding.
How can you get the title of 'great' without ever succeeding in test cricket? Do exactly what Kohli's doing.
>>66437664
Voges>Kane
>poopeelians and poopeelanders bitching about GOAT kohli like subcontinental housewives
>India's greatest ever batsman
>averages 40(forty)
>>66437689
>implying Gayle won't expose you anyway
Don't get too excited
>>66437634
Jealous as fuck tbḫ
>>66437708
SEETTTHIIIINNNGGG
I'm actually mad Ausfailure lost desu imagine the bantz if there were zero asian teams in the finals of a cup in asia
ESPECIALLY a T20 cup, because the only teams that unironically give a shit about that are asians
r8 /cric/
>>66437843
Me on the left
>>66437843
That chick on the far right has always been my #3 for the Aus team. Cheatle is okay but still has tons of baby fat on her face (which should go in a couple of years)
Tbh I reckon the saffer team is more qt on the whole. Minge, DVN and Sune are all more qt than everyone bar Holly and Ellyse
>>66437821
This, though ausfalian reaction to any result win or lose is similar to how my 5 year old nephew would react if he beat his mate at mario kart I'm fortunate to not know any irl.
The Indians at work are totally insufferable when they win but act all butthurt and refuse to talk about shit when they lose. So annoying.
>>66437843
How steamy do you think their lesbo orgies are?
Bet far left packs a mean strap on ride
>white women
>doing this
>in India
wew
>>66437865
>unironically being ABA even about womyns "cricket"
comeon lad, the AUS team is objectively the best looking and it isn't even close.
Dane whatever her name is isn't even good looking.
After Holly & Ellyse you have Cheatle, Schutt and Meg who are all decent. None of the Saffers really beat any of that latter 3
>>66437904
>forgetting it's only 14 years until they're begging on the street for big strong indian men's money
https://youtu.be/Xl0b2LGf9jM?t=134
>>66437915
I literally just said that Holly and Ellyse are objectively the best, how the fuck am I "ABA"
Just said that there are tons of uggos in the Aus team too. Meg isn't qt in the slightest m8.
>i rank femal athletes based on their appearance
nice sexism, you f*cking p*gs
>>66437936
Meg is objectively average but she is better looking than this uggo piglet
>>66427331
>you will never ever BTFO your colonial masters in a world cup final
>professional athlete, best in the world in his role
>rich
>tall
>could literally get any girl in Australia he wanted
...
>fucks a HEALY
literally fucking WHY?
I wouldn't fuck a Healy if I was a 40yo virgin. I can just imagine slamming into her and imagining it was Ian bent over
NOPE
>>66437945
>no trigger warning for this post
>>66437983
How long has he been engaged to her? Was it before the 2015 WC?
>>66438031
Relationship is atleast 2 years old because I remember it mentioned on 9 yonks ago
So yeah he went shopping before his career had really kicked into gear
>>66437983
Maybe she has a nice personality, you pig. You should not treat women as sex objects, anon.
>>66438062
If I was rich and 6ft 6 I sure as hell wouldn't try to date someone based on their personality
Reminder that when Starc comes back from injury in June/July he won't be the same bowler that he was before.
>>66438177
you're right, he'll be 6 months older than the last time he played
also he will be back for the IPL well before June.
shows how much he cares about this tournament
Are they a couple lads?
>>66437634
fucking nerd lmao
>>66437865
SA>WI>Aus>England>India
can't say I've seen the others
>>66437843
Holly has more muscle than me
>>66438062
>a member of the Healy family
>nice personality
>>66438177
reminder getting injured was the best thing to ever happen to Lillee
>>66438284
>WI>AUS
Top fucking kek monkeyfucker
>>66437843
cheatle getting BTFO by holly here 2bh
>>66438247
Pretty sure they are
>>66438364
>>66438368
Krazykuck just got back from work lads
>>66438375
Don't you ever respond to my posts again faggot
Anyone actually going to watch the game today?
>>66438507
got nothing better to do lad
I like the SA team too
>>66438507
Why watcha dead rubber between two boring teams when i can just watch anime
>>66438572
>posting 2mb screenshots
just post the original pics, you bundle of sticks
>>66438336
what time do u play la
>>66438608
get better internet rajesh
and how am I meant to get 'original pics' for a video uploaded on twitter?
>>66438620
then upload the video or post the link
>>66438619
Lad why are all the Trini cricketers blacks when there are more Indians numerically?
All the Trini cricketers I can think of (Lara, Bravo x2, Pollard, Simmons etc) are all nogs. Only Indians are Ramdin (complete shit) and Narine (cheater, ded)
Is it, dare I say it, because the BBC is superior to the TIC ?
>>66438649
carib blacks are fucking GOAT at sport
>>66438658
I know its fucking weird. They produce top performers in basically every sport.
>All the cricketers from 70's/80's
>Bolt
>Dwight Yorke in soccer (there were probably others as well)
Were they like bred to be GOAT because there isn't even alot of them like American blacks.
Marsh is a dud. Hasn't done anything since been given first crack in the Aussie team. Better off having an extra batsman and making some of the part timers bowl more often.
>>66438673
they're genetically predisposed to be good and slavery natural selected the best of them
>>66438673
>Dwight Yorke in soccer
lol
>>66438676
Don't know what you're complaining about. he was dropped from the T20 team for Finch.
As for the Test team, he has pulled his weight with the ball. He is 'literally' a better bowler than Shittle at this point.
>tfw you're going to India for vacation and won't be able to post on /pol/, /int/ and /sp/
Indianbros, how do you cope?
>>66438676
he literally bowled better than trash like bird and siddle (who are >our reserve seamers right now) in poo peeland and he won >us the second ODI before getting umpballed in the third
he also barely had a chance to bat against the West Indies too
>>66438685
He has had 2 good knocks across all formats in the last 20 games. Better off picking an extra batsman or bowler.
>>66438692
>and won't be able to post on /pol/, /int/ and /sp/
why not?
and kys for even going on the first 2
>>66438692
>going on /pol/ and /int/ at all
>>66438695
I don't seem them?? He bowls well and bats like a tail ender that does the occasional brilliant thing with the bat in hand.
>>66438676
>Steve Waugh is a dud who hasn't performed after being given all these chances!
>Steve Smith is a dud who hasn't performed after being given all these chances!
>Mitchell Johnson is a dud who hasn't performed after being given all these chances!
>Kane Williamson is a dud who hasn't performed after being given all these chances!
>Usman Khawaja is a dud who hasn't performed after being given all these chances!
>>66438697
>Better off picking an extra batsman or bowler.
Why? I literally just told you that he is unironically better than the available replacement specialist bowlers.
As for batsman, you could drop him for his brother who is even more inconsistent than he is. Maxwell isn't ready for Test cricket. Needs another season of First-Class to screw his head on first.
So no point.
>>66438718
Why not give Faulkner another crack? Played 1 test batted 8 and went for 23 then 22 and took 6 wickets for the game! And it was an Ashes series in England
>>66438697
he's a better bowler than any of >our first class shitters right now
if you want another batsman, drop Bird/Siddle, move Burns into the middle order and call back SMarsh
>>66438725
he's been poo for the last year
>>66438725
Because he is just a shit version of MMarsh and has been out of form for fucking ages in every format.
As a 1st-Class bowler he is no better than Marsh and as a batsman he is shit.
Seems like you just want MMarsh dropped for the sake of it. Typical armchair selector.
>>66438732
>>66438738
I wonder why don't Steve smith try his hand in bowling .. If he does that then major chunk of cricket australia problem will be solved ..
>>66438179
>getting elective surgery so you can play the memepl
nice athlete you have there straya
>>66438725
KEK no
the allrounder options are
>Hastings
>Maxwell (kek)
>Killer (KEK)
>Stoinis (K E K)
Mitch Marsh is better than all of them
>>66438676
He's starting to play really well in ODIs (I'd argue that he and Khawaja were your best in the NZ tour) and didn't do anything wrong at this t20i championship desu.
But yes the only thing he's contributing in tests is his bowling. A walking wicket.
>>66438742
do you not remember Smith's specialist leg spinner days?
he was absolute fucking trash. Voges is unironically a better part timer than Smith is
back to fox sports m8
>>66438699
>POO IN LOO LMAO XD
Outside of /cric/ it seems difficult to not get barraged with these maymays.
>>66438742
Did you literally just start watching cricket?
Stove shelved bowling (he was never good anyway) to focus on batting. That decision has paid massive dividends.
> If he does that then major chunk of cricket australia problem will be solved
What "problem" is that exactly? Already got a good Test spinner (Lyon) and now a decent pyjama spinner (Zampa) and also a pyjama part-timer (Maxwell).
Stove's bowling isn't necessary at all. I guess it could come in handy as a golden arm when touring Asia but otherwise just no.
>>66438755
based goosey
Reminder that AUSTRALIA have been knocked out in the group stages of a WORLD CUP
>>66438777
>have been knocked out in the group stages of a WORLD CUP
literally never happened
REALLY considering moving to Adelaide
>>66438777
reminder >we would have won were it not for umpball
>>66438749
>>66438755
He's done very little to justify all the wraps he's been given and needs a season or 2 in shield cricket to develop
Reminder that this competition is a fucking a joke
Reminder that India's LITERAL GOAT and demi-god quit after one game because of what a steaming pile of shit he thought it was
>>66438789
he's LITERALLY developed into a test quality bowler m8
name who you'd replace him with, I guarantee they're worse
>>66438803
He already did, Faulkner (kek KEK)
Not even worth debating
>>66438803
>>66438809
Watson is the last man of goldem age cricket team australia
>>66438813
>implying Kikeal Cuck wont make a comeback
typical ABA poobsessed pom
https://twitter.com/HKane/status/714145188067872769
>>66438695
>he literally bowled better than trash like bird and siddle (who are >our reserve seamers right now) in poo peeland
By what metric?
note: "I have a boner for him and not Bird/Siddle" is not a valid response.
>>66438826
GOAT recognises GOAT desu
>>66438837
by the metric of my fucking eyes m8
>>66438842
Reminder that Memeli "literally" isn't in the top20 Test batsman in the world
>>66438845
We've already established that you are a retarded Ausfailian Cucket Bogan fanboy, so what you desperately want to be the truth does not change reality.
>>66438867
>n-no I'm wrong your right
literally neck yourself
>>66438867
did Marsh fuck your missus or something?
>>66438853
no u
those 10 innings in england really bring it down, surprisingly his best series have been away at RSA, NZ and australia.
Atleast he isn't a homebabby.
reminder mmarsh is only selected because his dad is the selector
>>66438880
Rahane is better tbqh
>>66438873
>>66438878
Perturbed as fuck Ausfailian Cucket Bogans unable to face reality confirmed
>>66438880
>averaging 14 against Bangladesh
>>66438880
List of active players with a higher average than Pissrat Pooli (min 10 Tests)
AC Voges
Younis Khan
SPD Smith
AB de Villiers
HM Amla
JE Root
Misbah-ul-Haq
AD Mathews
DA Warner
UT Khawaja
JA Burns
KS Williamson
GS Ballance
CA Pujara
AN Cook
LRPL Taylor
Sarfraz Ahmed
LD Chandimal
AM Rahane
My apologies, I was off by 1. There are 19 batsman than Statpadli
>>66438888
No, he's only selected because of Flintoff during the 05 ashes, the same as plopson
>>66438673
a new theory is the presence of aluminium ore in large quantities in Jamaican soil, which when in a mother's diet during early pregnancy is believed to cause increased growth of fast twitch muscle fibres in the foetus. fun fact- every Jamaican who has won a medal at the olympic's mother lived in the area of high aluminium concentration during pregnancy. also some other slavery related stuff but dats racisssst if an academic speaks about it
source- i'm writing my dissertation on something similar
>>66438676
Damien, you here m8?
Marsh is a dud. Hasn't done anything since been given first crack in the Aussie team. Better off having an extra batsman and making some of the part timers bowl more often.
Voges is a dud. Hasn't done anything since been given first crack in the Aussie team. Better off having an extra bowler and making some of the Marsh bat more often.
>>66438813
Nope, thats Shaun Tait
>>66438697
>>66438712
Western Australia is a dud. Hasn't done anything since been given first crack in the Aussie team. Better off picking some players who aren't overrated hacks.
Hoping we win the toss and elect to fly home now
>>66438802
Why would anyone take t20 seriously but it is interesting format
>>66439028
Lets be honest, none of them want to go home.
Your current flag is evidence of that.
>>66439028
I can almost guarantee that you will stomp all over them now you're out, it's how we english do it anyways
>>66438880
even when you look deeper though, he tends to score his runs on absolute featherbeds (Adelaide - probably the 2nd easiest ground to score runs in the world behind the old rec in antigua and joburg)
when he starts getting hundreds in CT, northern england, waca/gabba, Auckland, uae then people will rate him as highly as smith, Williamson, Matthews and root
>>66438895
This
I like cricket
>>66439082
lol nerd
put $200 down on South Africa lads
free money right now tbqh
*thinks about tradie meme*
*farts*
>>66439104
No one wants to murder their MONEY on chokers
500
>>66439094
haha xD
>>66435951
>AFL
kek. real sports only senpai
>>66438682
>hating on Dwight Yorke
senpai..
>>66438802
Reminder that Sachin GOAT Tendulkar won the orange cap in the IPL
