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Games today:
Newcastle Knights vs NZ Warriors
Kickoff at 2pm AEDT
Wests Tigers vs Parramatta Eels
Kickoff at 4pm AEDT
Cronulla Sharks vs Melbourne Storm
Kickoff at 7pm AEDT
Hey guys. Happy Easter!
wow i am bored as fuck
>>66432402
Same.
Wish I had a gf.
*sighs*
kniggers, niggers and poonulla are my tips 2bh
>>66432492
i broke up with my gf because she annoyed me and was chubs, you want her?
who /GOATcastle/ here?
>>66432655
Nah, no chubs allowed.
Knights / Tigers / Melb.
Just got back from holiday boys.
Warriors
Tigers
Storm
>>66433211
Where'd you go? I spent some down down in Coromandel. Shit was cash,.
>>66433287
Nelson. Was pretty average just went fishing and laid around the house.
>>66433167
>>66433211
>tipping the storm
based reddit
Warriors
Eels
Sharks
>poosters
I got a job at Westpac, lads.
Where is the AFL thread?
>>66433862
call centre?
>>66433938
Nah, as a teller in the local branch.
It's only 21 hours a week though.
>>66433901
I don't think there's any AFL games on today.
Dubs and knights win by 12+
>>66433985
I just lost my job mate. Hang on to it.
>>66433901
>tfw Fox and NBC have started showing AFL games here
what team should I start bandwagoning cunts
Can any sydbros hook up a newbie with some work
woolies and harris farms are full
>>66434068
Wrong thread, kill yourself.
REALLY considering moving to Australia
>>66434085
apply everywhere and don't be picky faggot
>>66434111
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>66434197
>>66434210
>anything I don't like is reddit
Thanks, /pol/
>>66434254
kys "bethany"
>>66434254
pretty much the mentality of /nrl/
>>66434197
>LEE FUGG OV WE FOOL XDXD
>>66434286
this is a newcunt that came here far too late to understand what is being ironically shitposted about
>>66434331
another typical recycled post. sigh
>>66434299
>Memeing memed memes
You don't belong here
warriors will win today lads
>tfw literally doing the /nrl/ /afl/ double
Just give up now lads
>>66434331
commit suicide
just refunded desgeae lads
>>66434500
stay mad
Went to the easter show yesterday lads
>>66434518
>stay mad
back to halo kid
>>66434537
what showbags did you get?
>>66434544
Your mum
>>66434542
>halo
>not COD
kek. just kys now
any of you lads watch DEHH?
>>66434563
>showbags
>s
Anything else, or just her?
>>66433985
that's a sweet gig man, you'd probably be sick of it for the week after 21 hours anyway. living the semi-neet dream
>>66434583
>tfw
if I could earn like 80k a year part time I'd be pretty content tee bee aitch
>>66434111
you cunts can practically walk into management gigs here with your posh fuckin' accents
>>66434611
lazy neet spotted
>>66434544
I actually walked out of the showbag thing in like 5 minutes. Not one of them interested me
Who is Based Daniel lads?
>>66434611
they practically walk into recruitment jobs.
>>66434686
/cric/ threads
>>66434686
Daniel Safiti
>>66434686
R.I.P
Kek. You'd be lucky to have 5,000 people at that crowd.
>New Zealand Warriors
>Plays in the Australian league
How cucked are you guys
Jesus, that may be the fattest person I've ever seen.
>>66434812
> who are the catalans dragons
Roosters on /flyingundertheradar/ watch
Who'd we all tip lads? Warriors here.
game over m8's
Off the back of a bullshit penalty
>>66434895
cry more, it's literally the first 5 minutes and they can't tackle
>>66434895
Not even gonna disagree it was soft.
How big is the lead that the Worriers are going to blow?
fair enough 2bh
Pass was forward to Vatevei anyway.
>>66434694
yeah easy 90k jobs like that
>>66434940
I've never heard of any British people just getting 90k jobs because they're British.
That backline movement from the scrum where Johnson can attack the line at speed is literally why he should be playing 5/8.
Now that is a bullshit penalty
>>66434971
Agreed.
>>66434971
Karma. One all now.
>pooke
>Isaac Luke
jej what a terrible signing
Is Hodkinson elite?
>literally out of the field of play
>not called
What the fuck
>>66434992
I take that back, he is making signing Jeff Robson look like the Roosters signing SBW
KEK. Why didn't johnson kick it?
>tipped warriors
What the fuck. How are they this bad?
>>66435013
Jeff Robson aka
>le steady hand white guy journeyman
Halligan is so fucking biased.
>Knights literally dominating the preseason favourites on their home ground
TYBJoey
>>66435005
heh. it was RTS. Why the fuck was RTS the first reciever on a last play option. Why did luke pass it to him?
>>66435000
Did no one else see this?
>>66435029
it looks like all these new signings (and the team in general) have no idea what they are supposed to be doing
Shit coaching honestly
>>66435031
i'm not sitting on the sideline posting from my phone m8, i'll have to take the word of the touchie
Dumb refs for a dumb game between dumb players
>>66435022
He is
Gary Belcher for the Raiders is worse though
>>66435048
Newcastle literally got tackled into touch and the touchie didn't even call it. That's why there was a huge reaction from the crowd.
The Warriors would improve dramatically if they tossed Vatuvei in the trash and stopped signing old aussie cunts
>>66435062
Yes because home fans are the most objective decision makers. If the touchie didn't call it, I presume he didn't go out
>>66435076
>poo peelands problems are out wide
'no'
>>66435079
>not seeing that it is a culture issue
he is the head "bro" and definitely has an influence on the attitude of other players
Obstruction rules are a huge grey area imo
Based elite bunker consistency
>>66435091
should be a blanket penalty if you run behind, like it used to be
How is that obstruction and not just an offload?
I wonder when players are going to stop themselves from scoring because they realised there was an obstruction in the leadup
Can someone explain to a retard how it was an obstruction?
Is Gubb elite?
>>66435149
Haha
>>66435149
Was about to ask the same question. He seems pretty good.
>>66435146
when you run behind your player you gain an advantage that would not have been had otherwise
If Johnson hadn't have run behind his player it is possible the try isn't scored because the original defender doesn't hesitate
>5 on the outside
>make a cheeky inside pass instead
kek
>>66435181
Even though the likelihood that would've happened is slim
safiti has been the knights best all season 2bh
Knights almost look like an NRL team again. Almost.
Kata is a monster
>>66435200
you can't assess the likelihood of that happening, it's always a penalty
>>66435224
He's also a completely useless rugby league player
>>66435235
Shit opinion cunt.
>>66435224
>>66435235
I've honestly never seem him even look to pass to his winger
>tv directors making sure they don't show a replay of the knights "knockon" before the scrum
kek
Huge obstruction lmao
Thats a bullshit penatly as well 2bh
>>66435246
He's Vatuvei 2.0
Nothing but a good ball runner. Paper over the cracks that are his bad ball skills, poor discipline and absolutely terrible defense.
>>66435263
Pooasslel fan spotted
>>66435268
I swear that Vatuvei, Kata and Hurrell are all best friends and just hang out at training avoiding doing anything strenous before going to KFC afterwards
>>66435279
not even 2bh. johnson tackled the wrong bloke
>>66435246
le run straight and hard and not tackle man
NZ holding up well against all this refball
>>66435279
>he doesn't support /GOATcastle/
embarrassing tbqh
>>66434859
>0/4
>40-0
>>66435293
Using shit internet buzz words isn't an argument
>>66435224
>>66435246
Now this is a redditor lads
I support the 5 minute sin bin
DO YOU?
>>66435312
Football is more enjoyable when your team can actually win games against decent teams
>>66435318
Which internet buzzwords did I use? That is a legitimate evaluation of Kata's skillset. He's a liability.
>>66435318
Pull your head in.
>>66435318
he is about as one dimensional as you can get
maybe only Hurrell is worse in that respect
>>66435330
Yes. Sin bin is almost never ever used as it is.
>>66435331
>choosing who you support
>basing this choice off how many games they win
NZ in #1 at this sport and we dont even like it
Based Maymay
>>66435351
>not living in Newcastle is embarrassing
>not choosing to support Newcastle anyway is embarrassing
I had you figured for a retard
>tfw just had a preworkout but the eels game is about to start.
I'm conflicted bros
>there are people who fell for the Johnson meme
>there are people who stuck with Johnson despite his shit score
>there are people who went as far as captaining him
I figuratively can't even...
penalties are the only thing keeping the warriors in this 2bh. Their forwards aren't making the metres at all. If newcastle were a bit more disciplined they'll win this by 8
>>66435419
>implying it's not the other way round
Knights have done a really good job jamming RTS today. Shaun Johnson is shit too.
Genuinely surprised the Warriors are still in this given all the knights refball.
>>66435408
m8 I'm already going to lose. No need to rub it in.
>>66435460
Yeah warriors are copping some incredibly harsh calls.
Who should I trade Mannering for? He's shit this year.
>>66435460
>knights refball.
lol, you mean the warriors piggybacks in every single set?
>>66435497
Elite Ethan Lowe t b h
>>66435537
Already have him
No, I mean all the clearcut knights refball that is keeping them in the game.
>>66435553
Why have the Knights had to defend a fuckload more then?
>>66435497
Parker if you want consistent score
Taupau/papali if you want to get on the rollercoaster
Damnnnn
>That try
Kek
He needs to go buy a lottery ticket
>>66435497
>70 average
>shit
Seriously hope the Warriors win even though I tipped knights.
This knights refball is disgusting.
>piggy backing the big strong islanders down the field
Johnston is a very good player
>>66435628
Yeah, that's atrocious m8. If he was a 150k player that would be an acceptable score, but not at his price tag.
>>66435646
Yeah, that Nathan Ross penalty there was totally not a piggyback.
Who gets the try assist for that one lads?
>>66435655
hes no hodgkinson 2bh
>>66435646
>refball
>warriors leading the penalty count
>>66435646
Agreed.
So many bullshit obstructions, forward passes and sloppy play the balls not being called for pooasslel.
>>66435666
Probably Johnston.
>>66435666
JT obviously
Seriously though, it should be SJ. He drew everyone and created the space.
>thought i tipped the knights
>check
>tipped warriors
Based me
GOATUVEI!
When does eels/tigers start btw?
>tfw Easts are about to be alone on the bottom of the table
>>66431819
Surprised no one noticed OP put the wrong home team for the first game, or this meme dead in the water already?
>>66435729
How's Dragonwoman m8? Still a babe?
>>66435718
Right after this game
>>66435729
I hope so. It was a shitty meme anyway.
>>66435687
>>66435681
However, I do like this meme.
kek, the last pass was forward
>>66435745
It said 2PM on livestream
Here it comes...
WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE HIP THIS YEAR
>>66435747
enjoy it whilst it lasts. I predict its got 4 more weeks before its considered reddit
>>66435767
Dogs/Broncs GF
Getting rid of Memedesco for a cheap fullback so I can afford Memeford.
>>66435782
>not having both
anon pls
Lachlan Fitzgibbon is so shit
>>66435782
>he isn't running a dual fullback Teddy-RTS system
Kek.
KEK.
>>66435799
>2016
>rts
>>66435782
give it 2 weeks m8 for maximum shekels
>memeford
>memedesco
I thought I filtered this retarded word.
>>66435804
soon m8
>>66435794
Local junior and his dad is the CEO of the Knights sleeve sponsor
>>66435777
I think the Dogs will win if Mbye is healthy all year, he's elite af
>>66435832
Don't think I've seen him play a bad game it.
>Mullen dead
Hello spoon my old friend
When is the best time to bring Memeathon Memeston into your side?
>>66435842
He was horrible just last week.
lol RTS intentionally dropped it there
>>66435768
>mfw pioneered this meme and mad my first true contribution to the community
>mfw it will be inevitably lost to the reddit hysteria
I wasn't prepared for this m8s
>>66435847
Next week if he has a another sub 60 score, or wait it out til post origin
>>66435845
Fucking cringed at that post.
>>66435848
he wasn't horrible, he just didn't do much.
>>66435847
If you didn't start with him you should wait until after origin.
love the bias from this kiwi commentator
>>66435865
Not doing much if you're a #7 in the NRL is a horrible performance
>>66435864
*tips footy hat*
Based Shaun (Sean)
>>66435408
>the city of me
Fuck Johnson desu
Who /SJ/ here?
I can't see any other team winning this year other than the Basedogs
>>66435879
cant be GOAT every game mate.
Is the Telstra live NRL app uncapped data or does it count for your overall usage?
>>66435909
Eternally fampai
>>66435859
its actually been around a little while m8, just didn't break out til this year
>>66435934
>y-you d-didn't m-make that m-meme. I d-did!
Absolutely pathetic.
The Canterbury Basedtown Basedogs are such a great team, who here agrees?
>>66435934
based RoosterGOD
>>66435955
I never said that m8
>>66435957
Never heard of them. Do you mean the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs?
>tfw no DCE and Buhrer for a month
You literally cannot comprehend Trent Robinson's master plan
His end game is divine
>>66435974
>tfw miss 2v
>>66435965
>damage control
lol
>>66435934
I actually feature in that cap m8
>>66435971
They are good too, what do you think of them?
>>66435985
Barrett doesn't really provide enough reactions
Bulldogs on ASIO and AFP terrorist watch list watch
>>66436001
not this week m8. jajajajaja xdxd
Roosters are the only team without premiership points lads
>>66436021
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66436021
Parra will be joining them soon.
>>66436021
Is RTS the worst defensive FB in the comp?
Thats like the 3rd time i've seen RTS miss some easy tackles
>that raw speed
RTS can't tackle for shit
This was a problem at the roosters as well but he was rarely tested due to their brick wall defence
Eels/Tigers game is already 10 minutes in why is no one watching?
>>66436036
Depends if you count fielding kicks as part of a fullbacks defense. Because Latrell Mitchell is absolutely horrible at that.
>>66436063
I think an 18 year old is going to be the worst by default
Based Jason Taylor going to revolutionize the game with a 3 hooker rotation
>>66436150
>Ballin
>Farah
>Cherrington
>Halatau
Can anybody stop this quadrumvirate of hooking power?
Why the fuck is this game taking so long cunt
>>66436189
I will fuck you up if you don't shut your mouth
>>66436189
Channel 9 m8
>using the word mouthwatering
do I have time for a shower lads?
Do you think the NRL should regulate the use of 'excitement machines'?
There seems to be a number of teams that have more EMs than others and it might be giving them an unfair advantage
Tedesco is a GOD
Feel bad as a Queenslander that Radradra can't play for NSW
Funny how the Tigers use their most expensive forward as a ball distributor
>>66436285
graham 2.0
When will Semi eclipse his tries scored with games played
>>66436293
Graham does a lot more than Woods though
>>66436301
its the same idea, tacklers hold off for the extra metre because they're worried about the pass. It also lets him get through more work instead of taking the tackle
>this game has less interest than pooriers and pooasslel
>You now remember that Tim Mannah played origin
this parrra jersey is ugo
>>66436340
I like it :)
>puke sooks
>>66436330
bc we are actually watching the game instead of shitposting
>>66436354
good
>>66436345
kys "bethany"
kicking the ball out on last should be a simple turnover. scrums in league are so fucking pointless as it is
well shit he's dead
Can't find any good pingas in newy since wicks has left
>it's a vossy sucks rugby league's penis episode
>>66436460
good
>live in Brisbane my whole life
>absolutely love it
>have an unnatural dislike for Sydney
>went to a wedding in Sydney
>first time here, staying near Broadway
>tfw missed my flight back home last night on purpose
>tfw don't want to go back
I-I am so sorry I didn't know..
>>66436496
Sydney is overrated as fuck
>>66436496
ever had your dick sucked?
>>66436506
'no'
>>66436496
grab drinks with me, all my friends have jobs or aren't alcoholics
Best game this week so far.
>Radradra down
This kills the LaffinGOAT.
>tfw no tinder matches
>>66436525
rip me
>>66436521
I'll grab a drink with you i have the same problem.
>>66436525
He's back.
>>66436521
>not being a functioning alcoholic
>have to relocate to Sunshine Coast for work
ugh
Where were you when the Tigers became the most entertaining team in the league?
>>66436545
>encouraging drinking ethanol
>>66436545
I am, just back at uni because I was too lazy to find a job
>>66436556
Are unis PC/SJW safe places like America?
Eels get so much refball fucking hell
>>66436585
>knock on
>refball
Lol
K I L L M E
>>66436577
yes. its not as large as the colleges in america but its still just as toxic
Errors: the game
>>66436607
I wasnt referring to that point. Just a general observation
>>66436609
I can't believe stuff like this has actually become normal.
>>66436528
Get Bumble m8.
>>66436619
shut the fuck up walkcunt
>>66436620
Why?
>>66436627
Hey mate I think you just need to relax okay.
>>66436631
It hasn't jumped the shark like Tinder has m8.
>>66436619
I remember a bunch of people on facebook were whinging about Chris Gayle a while back. I thought those type of people were exagerrated.
>>66436648
Is this the one you mean, or the one underneath it that's a "photo sharing" app?
>>66436664
>ladies always make the first move
TYBG
>>66436664
That one.
It's actually pretty shit and has plenty of fakes. Keep trying on Tinder lad.
>>66436681
>tfw they still don't reply
Happn appears to be go the lads
Haven't fully set a profile up but the girls on it look top notch
>>66436688
I only just installed tinder for the first time within the past hour. What is the typical time to get a match?
I look very similar to WalkBro btw.
>>66436700
Can confirm, Happn has been much more productive than tinder ever was.
>>66436702
I usually average around one match per swiping session. Just don't expect a bunch of matches straight away since it's a new account
>>66436715
Heaps of good sorts on Happn but I never get matches maybe I'm just ugly tho.
>>66436732
post face so I can assess my chances
The eels are the most overrated team
who /crusaders/ here?
>when an asian comes up on tinder
>>66436754
good for a root tho
last time I picked up was a pretty gross asian, woke up with her in my bed, fucked her again and then booted her out.
>>66436754
the only way i would give those kikes money is if you could filter out other races lol
>>66436663
Everyone I spoke to in real life thought he was done hard by. I don't think I spoke to anyone that thought he was a scum bag.
>have to relocate to Wollongong for work
ugh
>>66436801
>Wollongong
>work
nobody is going to believe this
>tfw got my first match
>arguing with your own team mate
This is when you know a team will fail
>>66436798
Even whoever ran the channel 10 twitter thought it was funny until they took it down when they realised people might start getting offended.
Are you supposed to work your biceps every day or every second day?
>>66436852
Every second day, but I do them twice a day (morning and evening) when I do them.
>>66436826
post her lad
lets get this thread pumping
>>66436851
Yeah all the commentators were losing their shit. Just the media pushing agendas and ruining careers as usual.
>>66436858
I might try that, thanks.
>>66436852
you pretty much shouldn't be working anything every day, especially not a small muscle group like biceps
>>66436867
I didn't think so but I thought I would check.
>slowings
Tedesco has saved two certain tries today with amazing tackles
>>66436867
Bro science to the max. The Internet has ruined fitness and made everyone paranoid as fuck.
Laurie Daley here
Dugan or Tedesco lads?
>>66436867
what about bricklayers you fucking mong
>>66436861
I think she might be a prostitute. Definitely a whore at least.
>>66436880
He's head and shoulders above every other fullback in the comp at the moment.
>>66436867
This is a meme pushed by fitness magazines. Not true at all. You can work every muscle every day within reason.
>>66436897
Tradies in general are somewhat muscular. Huge calves and forearms.
>>66436878
shouldn't be might be a bad way to put it - you can do it, but it won't make much extra difference and they will be tired constantly tired and negatively impact lifts such as rows. of course arnie thought he had tiny calves and trained them every day to make them catch up
>>66436893
Teddy with Duges in centre
>>66436898
>111km away
kek
>>66436910
I would drive 250km for sex 2bh
Teddy has done it again
he lost it
>>66436915
Fuck that for a joke.
>>66436906
>>66436915
just have a wank
Based Parra are based.
>>66436915
cum and you'll stop thinking that
Lets Go Eels!!
>>66436936
Captain America plays for the Sharks now m8
Lucky Parra took the two earlier on.
SAVE ME JESUS
Why do the Eels have so many niggers?
Crusher tackle is a grey area.
>>66436966
walkbro your obsession with the term 'grey/gray area' is fucking annoying
When you pay attention to how they tackle it's obvious they all have wrestling coaches.
>>66436983
It's basically a requirement these days
>>66436983
Teams and players publicly admit this, it's not outlawed.
>>66436989
Yeah I understand that. But just watching the way they hold players down its no wonder it's often near impossible to escape some tackles. They don't like anything like a traditional tackle.
>>66436995
I'm not against it. I don't know why Ray Warren hates it.
>normlel
lol awesome
Damn. How was he not binned
>>66437016
Because it makes the game objectively less entertaining to watch. That Storm Roosters finals game last year was awful.
>>66437035
The most entertaining thing about that game was Robinson's whinging about his team getting out wrestled.
>>66437035
Fair point. But that's also because Melbourne are script players.
>>66437035
Tbf Melbourne are the most boring team in the league. They don't give a shit about improvisation or entertaining game play. They are so strict on game plan and it makes most of their games a bore. IE Last year against Brisbane when their were 12 dropouts.
>>66437081
there**
>>66437081
I disagree. When Storm are on song they are pretty good to watch if you like seeing well executed plays and Munster is great to watch at the moment.
Sick of this "take the tackle on 6th meme"
>>66437100
Their plays are well executed, but they're the same 6 or so plays. Gets boring once you've seen the Smith to Cronk to Slater/Munster, Cronk bomb across field, shortball onto Proctor, Cam Smith grubber in behind the line or Billy sweep 9001 times
>>66437123
Pretty much said it.
>>66437108
7 tackle set from the 20 is too big a penalty to risk anything else
People said at the time the rule change came in that it would result in a lot more running inside the 20
>>66437123
I get what you're saying but i don't think they're anywhere near as bad to watch as the Broncos.
>>66436941
Parramatta 4 lyf death to the Great Satan
>le 3 games on a monday maymay
no one is going to watch this next boring piece of shit
>>66437230
It will be the second best game of the round m8.
With every passing game I feel like there's less reason to live
What did you lads think of Slime Season 3?
>geelong beat hawthorn
>selwood not bleeding after even approaching a footy ground
wonder what i would have gotten for that double
Well I think the dogs will win the GF this year
how do you make peace with the fact that most nrl players would have bullied you
>>66437302
I know an NRL player who just took the field then and he was really nice.
>>66437302
it's mostly true. entire nikorima family are cunts
>>66437302
I know a few players 2bh
>>66437321
who?
How do you get more than one internet connection at your place with adsl/adsl2+?
>>66437327
they mostly play for Souths and Roosters
>>66437334
I know a couple of under 20s broncos but one recently left due to on doing injuries. Amazing guy. Moved back home to Rocky.
I came pretty close to playing first grade this week, lads. Was 18th man.
>>66437342
Josh?
>>66437342
Congrats man. I'm sure you'll get there soon.
>>66437302
I used to play with Clint Gutheson. We don't stay in contact, but we got on ok
>>66437342
kys ivan
>>66437345
Yeah.
>>66437346
Unfortunately I'm behind two great hookers, but hopefully will get a crack during Origin.
>>66437312
Tell us some stories lads
>>66437352
>rory
>good
kek
>>66437355
He is.
>>66437354
Nothing in particular to tell. Kodi and Jayden were incredibly arrogant. They had a younger brother Iziah that used to run around school like a huge faggot trying to and forcing girls to hug and kiss him. He didn't play footy as far as remember. I was in a couple of sports classes with Kodi and he pretty much ignored you if you weren't "cool" or "popular". He dated Copley's sister at one point.
>walkcunt so pathetic he is STILL seething about getting bullied in high school
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>66437365
kodi sounds based tbqh. probably would have gotten on well with him
>>66437365
I'm pretty sure i know who this is
>>66437374
He's told us this story a couple times before
>>66437372
Kodi never bullied me lmao. I probably only spoke to him a few times. He mostly kept to his own group of friends. He got a few people off side through his arrogance. Although most of the highly popular people were pretending to be friends at one point or another. It was always about being in with the cool people. Just be as fake as possible.
>>66437399
Yeah I have. A few professional players went to my high school (Copley, McGuire). Even other famous sports players (Jason Akermanis).
Based Sharks came from 34-6 down to win 48-40 in NYC.
>>66437399
exactly why I think I know who it is
Source: also went to Wavell
>>66437411
Your obsession with "falsehood" and image is concerning, Walkcunt.
>>66437417
I'm insecure what can I say?
Sharks always start out way too strong and fast and burn themselves out too quickly.
Also fuck those trumpet cunts.
>>66437422
>/pol/
>>66437411
>Although most of the highly popular people were pretending to be friends at one point or another. It was always about being in with the cool people. Just be as fake as possible.
Heh, reminds me of senior high where this one kid was pretty much universally hated by the "popular" kids, but they had to like him because he had the gossip about everyone
>Tfw you know where a couple of NRL players in your town live
>tvw you egg their houses sometimes
who /degenerate/ here
>>66437444
How does someone so hated find out about everyone's business?
>>66437445
Where do you live m8
>>66437447
He had this way of becoming girls best friends, Im pretty sure he is secretly gay
That and he literally would message every girl on facebook at once trying to tune all of them up
>>66437456
What a cunning bastard. I like it.
>>66437451
newcastle
Fucking Chambers you pleb
BASED. That was fucking dirty as shit.
>valentine slowmes
>>66437478
I like it.
>>66437461
His entire existence is about pandering to the people he "thinks" will make him a popular success
Too bad all those people are dumbshit tradies and retail wageslaves
Everything his puts on facebook is some rehashed rant taken from ladbible or something, and really sums up his personality
>rant about speed cameras "entrapping people"
>rant about how cancer is bad
>rant about how to live your "life"
>>66437493
Sounds like a typical social media user who let it get the better of them. I assume he's still very much disliked to this day?
>>66437462
I drive by egged people in town once, so fucking lucky we didnt get caught
The 40 year olds going out for dinner on beaumont st were literally seething
Melbourne are playing so shit tonight.
>>66437497
He is fairly well liked by his friends, only because of how much of a suck up he is
He plays golf and I laughed my arse off when he got a sleeve tattoo like his tradie "mates" to fit in
>>66437493
Sounds like a fucking knob. There's one guy i went to school with who does not but repost shit about opening your mind and how corrupt the government and shit is.
what's worse, Maryball or Flannoball?
It actually makes me furious when teams like Melbourne score when Cronulla would've scored if not for one of Melbourne's being a fucking dirty cunt.
>>66437523
Bennettball is the WOAT
>>66437528
Bennettball actually gets tries and points though
>>66437518
Is he the retarded "repost everything /pol/ tells me what to think" type?
>>66437516
Please tell me you're not the only one who sees through that facade.
>>66437529
>tries
'no'
Most tries the Broncos score are off Milford coming up with some bullshit individual brilliance and not set plays. The Broncos' actual structures are intensely mind numbing.
>>66437533
I don't go on /pol/ so i don't know but the guy was mad for drugs in school. One of his friends became an addict and ran away from rehab and stuff.
>>66437540
Most people can see through his shit, but he is just that good at acting like he is your best friend. He would turn into a vacuum cleaner if he could suck up any harder
Every game except Cowboys vs Broncos this round has been shit
Holy fuck that was an elite play
Based barba
BARBA GOAT
>>66437547
How do people like this think their clinically sane? Surely they know they're a mental case. I worked with a guy kind of like this:
>compulsive liar
>tried as hard as he could to be the most liked guy at work
>gambled away all his money (claimed professional poker player but was broke)
>took out loan on a brand new motor bike (dunno how he'll pay for it)
>friendzoned hard and hates the guy who is going out with her just because he had no chance because he's fat and the boyfriend is jacked as.
>insecure about own sexuality and constantly calls people gay for pointless things
>>66437543
I know the type of person you're talking about, they have a victim complex
They think that if drugs were legal they wouldnt be a homeless addict sucking off dogs for money
I dont know many people that are drug abusers, but I know plenty of dumb cunt hoons that think cops are there just bully and victimise them, pretty much the same people
fuck barba
>valentine nohands
Slowmes you plodder. Could be 16-6
>valentine choking twice
fucking hell
>have the 2nd highest score in our league
>h2h opponent has the highest
fml
>>66437561
The guy who went to rehab was a massive dickhead in school and messaged me randomly one day trying to act all chummy and asked if i would lend him 50 bucks.
What a shit ruling.
hope the sharkies win so the basedogs can be first
>>66437581
How do people have the balls to do this and not feel ashamed.
Get Holmes off he is useless
>>66437594
he needs to be sent holme
just knocked off work
Pay attention to me.
What was that statistic someone in here posted about Smith having one of the fewest errors of pick ups of the ball or something?
>literally 100% Australian flags except 1 Kiwi
KEK, nice poomunity you have here
>>66437606
I remember a few years ago there was some article in the paper how smith had handled the ball like 1500 times and hadn't made a single error.
>tfw eating spaghetti watching this spaghetti match
>>66437559
I know guys that are compulsive liars
One said he had 1mil in a trust fund, when in fact he is a poorfag that sleeps on a mattress on the floor
Same guy once told everyone his little brother died in a car crash, and I found out a year later he made that up
>>66437613
Yeah I've been paying attention to his play of the balls and he does it so cleanly. I'd like to read his statistics somewhere..
>>66437616
Yeah a guy at work told me that the liar had told him he wont nearly 100k betting on sports and I called it out straight away. It was complete bullshit and no one else knew about it. He literally lives week to week and it's no wonder he's poor either:
>gambles
>buys breakfast, coffee, lunch every day at work
>goes out clubbing
>drinks all the time
He complains about it yet does nothing to fix his fucking atrocious spending habits.
Compulsive liars make me sick. I don't understand it because most people can see through it and we're all just pretending to believe your bullshit.
>>66437612
>that pic
top kek
Who /backtoworktomorrow/ here?
>tfw 7 days in a row
>having a job
>>66437630
We (our group of friends) have just gotten to the point where we just pretend to acknowledge everything he says is true. He's an alright guy, just does some stupid things, he is lying less though.
>>66437644
I lost my job last week. Back to looking for permanent work
>>66437652
how did you lose it matey
>>66437655
Kept showing up to work late and smelling of rum.
>>66437649
>he is lying less though
How can you tell?
>>66437655
It was just a christmas casual contract. I was hoping to get part time or full time out of it but unfortunately someone else got those positions. It's pretty demotivating but I've gotta get back on the horse and keep looking.
>>66437652
Thinking about jumping in front of some fancy car and sueing the everloving shit out of them so i can finally live the comfy wheelchair life forever
>>66437655
I got caught watching Evan Almighty on the toilet
>>66432655
I'll have her
>>66437661
Normally I'd expect him to tell me he was super busy working, and that he was being lined up to take a managerial position
But last time I talked to him he said he was only working 12 hours a week
>>66437661
what was the job?
>>66437685
Just working at Rebel sports.
>>66437685
Ditch digger.
>awkward white halfback dabbing
>LE EBIN DABBING MAYMAY XDXD
yep, Townsend is unequivocally reddit
BASED
Can't believe what I just saw.
Grubnulla literally the most embarrassing "team" in the nrl
>>66437688
why is everything so fucking expensive at Rebel? seriously, I wanted to buy a Holden Cup ball and it was like $50
>>66437709
>implying that isn't the roosters
kek
KEK
>tfw you're wife's son won't stop being an autistic little cunt that keep replying to posts with LE XDXD
>>66437712
Licensed sports products are always expensive. Replica jerseys for most sports come at minimum $150. League jerseys are usually $180. I've seen $120 soccer balls too. I think it depends which company manufactures it whether it's Nike, Canterbury or Adidas etc.
>>66437718
What have we here?
>>66437688
did you ever get a lot of gronks coming in to look and play with the gym equipment then fuck off?
>>66437719
Oh okay fair enough I guess. I have another question for you. I live in NSW but I'm a queenslander and Broncos fan. Why is there literally every jersey at rebel except broncos? It doesn't matter what store I go to, there's never any broncos jerseys
The grounds keeper in charge of this field deserves a sacking
>>66437726
Looks like a tripfag that dropped his trip to reply to you because he already succeeded in triggering you
>shane flanagan will never die
>>66437729
Yes. All the time. You wouldn't believe the amount of lads that came in to buy bum bags. Also had one guy literally say "this will be perfect for stereo".
>>66437730
That's a good question. Obviously at my store we had an abundance of Broncos merch. We had almost every team except Raiders, Tigers and maybe another couple of times. Being in NSW it's not really a surprise. Did you see Cowboys gear?
Barba motm so far
>>66437737
Oh right. Thanks
When is this weather going to fuck off, lads?
>get my blanket out
>have comfy blanket sleep
>wake up sweating
>fan on all day
>>66437739
Yeah there was plenty of cowboys stuff and even obscure teams like raiders and titans
>>66437749
It's getting pretty annoying desu.
>too cold no blankets
>sweating with blankets on
>>66437753
reeeeeeeeee
>>66437752
You can request it. Ask them if they can get another store to transfer some in.
>valentine blowmes
>>66437760
Tbf at least this time he caught it. Koribete just fucked him up.
>>66437757
yeah true but then I may as well buy it online
Storm are a rabble and Cronulla cannot into attack
>>66437764
Exactly. It's fuck off expensive though.
Btw Cronk is fucking filthy angry.
Got a email from Bunning's today
>>66437769
Don't work for them. Scum bags. I know this is a may may though.
>tfw no qt rugby league bf
>>66437772
>I know this is a may may
>Replies with a serious post anyway
Jesse Bromwich Ltd.
Melbourne are playing dirty as shit and still losing.
>>66437787
Sharks are outgrubbing them and are winning the penalty count and are only ahead by 6
>>66437787
>he equates playing dirty with winning
bullwogs supporter identified
>>66437791
They should be up by about 20 the way Melbourne are playing.
>>66437791
Melbourne are playing shit, but their defence is still holding up
>>66437799
Because Melbourne have the best goal line d in the comp, even better than Brisbane.
This thread is shit. Where is based WalkBro when you need him.
>>66437794
Bulldogs don't play dirty
>>66437808
Been here the whole time
>>66437808
He's the one shitting up the thread, retard.
>>66437810
Based Joshy
>penalty against the storm
Ofcourse
Storm will win this
>>66437826
name one example this year
Who else won their first H2H?
>>66437846
Not me. Had my worst round thus far too.
>>66437846
Won my fifth of the year
>all this refball against storm
>>66437842
Based Joshy
>>66437859
lol you cant
Barba motm for sure
Barba carrying the sharks so hard
>>66437871
Ennis has still been consistent
>>66437884
fuck off walkbro
>>66437846
Nope. All of Rooster's PODs fired this week. Didn't leave me with much of a chance.
I should win in the 12's though if Munster doesn't bag a try before full time.
>Melbourne playing this bad
>camera never cuts to bellamys fits of rage
Cmon m8
I hate the storm but this fucking refball all game is a bit much.
>>66437885
lol mate, calm down
>>66437885
lol mate, calm down
so, the two ex-bulldogs players carry the sharks home......
classic! bulldogs make champions.
>>66437895
stop making such casual, pointless observations and I will stop exposing you every time you post
try and say something intelligent for once
Barba fucking holding him like a wheel barrow kek.
>>66437905
lol mate, calm down
>>66437905
Better than describing everything as a meme and trying to pass it off as legitimate discussion.
>even when they win sharks want to start a fight
How is that shit not reportable
How'd everyone's tips go?
6/8 reporting in.
Matty Johns looks like he's had several face lifts and they were botched as fuck.
>>66437922
6/8
>>66437922
8/8
>>66437922
3/8 wanted to change my tips to dragons and eels in the last hour or so but the site wouldn't work. I won't be leading anymore
>he rated melbourne as a contender in this year's premiership
>>66437930
>3/8
Who did you tip?
>>66437918
Stop being such an idiot
Cowboys ladder predictions? 6-7.
>>66437916
you are just as bad
>>66437933
Basedogs, Broncos and Warriors.
>>66437940
Good argument lad.
>poor hindy getting bullied
;_;
>>66437916
>I don't understand how to use the word meme in the context of talking about players
You feel left out just like you did in high school. End your "life".
>>66437956
No I just don't buy into the whole "using a word to shit post and trying to shut others down". You wonder why people hate this "community" lmao.
>it's a walkcunt gets comprehensively btfo and he goes on an autistic damage control rampage episode
Yawn. Seen this one too many times.
>Gummi Bears played 16 players this round
>He has 1 (ONE) win from 5 (FIVE) H2H's
>caring about 12s
lmao
Why do commentators keep trying to force this meme that Cowboys and Broncos are the two best teams? Have they already forgotten that Panthers beat Broncos and Eels beat the Cowboys?
>not being undefeated
lmao
Why dont the commentators recognize that bulldogs have 2 key players out yet they are killing everyone.
How many more years before the Knights figure out how to play rugby league?
reminder that the eels are over the cap and still haven;t been punished
>>66438032
They're losing 10 points. NRL is just finishing up their investigation. Don't worry
>>66437980
>he didn't make the superior league
is there anyone that can stop the basedogs this season?
>>66438053
they were stopped just last week
>>66438065
by a team over the salary cap, doesn't count.
Is NRL 360 the only acceptable NRL show?
>>66438086
Sterlo is good.
>>66438047
I'm in the top 4 in the 12s.
Its literally an irrelevant meme comp like origin or draft.
It's a consolation prize for the losers who can't cut it with the big boys to fight over.
>>66438121
I would put on walkbros trip and make everyone in that thread poorious but im not feeling it
>>66438129
Someone's gotta do it.
Holy moly Roosterman dropping bombs at NRL Memes regarding the Latrell Mitchell No Try
>>66438161
more like Fatrell Bitchell lmao
>>66438161
how that cunt hasnt gotten arrested and sued for doxing and defaming the handsome and muscular gentleman that exposed shitchell pearce is beyond me
>>66437846
nope. Comprehensivly BTFO here.
Need to get rid of shitorima this week so I can loophole in safety
>>66437903
Does Fifita count as an ex-lebdogs player?
>tfw you beat your rival
loving every laugh
last for walkgod
I once drive from Cairns to Townsville for sex.
Walkgod on 9th immortal watch
