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Mark Your Calendars:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
Free Candy:
CONDIT VS TANAKA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDWYzX6sqE
MOUSASI VS HUNT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
CYBORG VS HIROKO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BavkHCbwx4
LOBOV VS ENLUND:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-6-5yz25g
JONES VS DC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdRLvldfg7I
Worship Your Lord And Savior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Fr_IXOi3A
First for me
Jon Jones isn't the GOAT you fucking ZUFFA SHILL NOOBS.
Happy Easter eurontehs
>>66423438
Fedor is the GOAT, but only because he fought outsized his entire career.
you say Jon Jones, I say Liam McGeary
you say Luke Rockhold, I say Mamed Khalidov
you say Robbie Lawler, I say Ben Askren
you say RDA, I say Will Brooks
you say Conor McGregor, I say Marat Gafurov
you say Dominick Cruz, I say Bibiano Fernandes
you say Mighty Mouse, I say Magomed Bibulatov
I bet none of you noobs even know who Mitsuhisa Sunabe is
FUCKING ZUFFA SHILLS
>>66423469
>can destroyer
>goat
>>66423483
Fought the best HWs of his day, m8.
>>66423477
Stop saying things.
PRIDE IS REAL TO ME DAMMIT
>tfw I got high instead of celebrating Easter with the family
>>66423483
I agree, Anderson Silva will never be GOAT not only because his record is padded but also because he unironically was subbed by several cans.
>>66423524
weirdo
>>66423514
You can still spend a nice evening with them
God Bless
The true test of a GOAT is who their top 3 opponents were
>>66423482
>polish '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cuisine''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>66423477
Liam is lellator champ who's biggest win is Ortiz
Mamed, though on a 11 fight win streak, will fight a who? with a 9-6 record
Ben Askren got his shit pushed in before he escape by eye pokes. One dimensional bum who would end up being a worse version of Bader in ufc
We can't be sure how well other fighter could fare because they fight shit competition save few cases
>>66423514
>>66423524
it's time for you to get heemed, anons. your life is worthless, and pathetic, but furthermore you already know this.
Sad, really
>>66423593
S H I L L
H
I
L
L
McGeary would be a sizeable favourite vs Jones because his reach would negate Jones' usual enourmous advantage, his ground game is one of the best in MMA and striking is crisp af.
Askren would wrestle fuck Robbery Lawler
>>66423482
>tfw normies celebrate easter like this
>tfw I ate a pizza alone and watched badlands
Now it's 2am on heem and I wish I had a family.
What's KJ Noons up to these days
>>66423621
/heem/ is your family
Speaking of which, can someone post all the /heem/ is love, /heem/ is life WebM's we've got? I need to save them this time.
Also any other WebM's based Germany made like the mewvement one
>>66423514
>come home to celebrate Easter
>dad under cooks the lamb
>liquid poo for the whole family
>>66423491
I want Nate to be my friend.
So if Cornier is really hurt do you think Rumble can be ready in time or does Gus get his rematch finally?
>yfw DC will be injured and Mighty Manlet will be on the main event again.
>>66423777
Don't worry lads, Darth Bader will save the day.
>>66423777
No way Gus is ready, Rumbles plan of winning would not really rely on cardio so it's much more likely he wil be the replacement.
>>66423870
Also Jones wouldnt take short notice Chael, if Cormier is hurt the fight is not happening
>tfw gonna win the Euros
This feel lads
>>66423901
did the man kick the ball
>>66423837
Lowest ppv ever?
Happy /heem/ster
Rose gonna btfo tecia
>>66423931
Is there a way to bring heems back to boxing or is it only pointfighting from here on out?
>>66423953
Nah.
>>66423402
Nice, clean werk
>>66423482
eww desu
Any of you lads have Virgin Media as their ISP?
Is your net being shitty?
I can barely watch these sweet heems
>>66423640
Made the ref tap. That's got to be a few points.
>>66423491
look at that house, why are they still living in stockton anyway? nick at least was rich from a while back
>>66423961
>bring back
what did he mean by this
>>66423953
this my waifu will cuck that bitch senpai
>>66424004
bad news desu
>>66424072
To a time where people actualy fought, there is a reason boxing has no casual fans in the first world
>>66424088
Sorry to tell you but boxing is bigger than mma in europe. it's really just USA were it declined.
>>66424130
Most of Europe is third world
>>66424130
Nobody watches boxing here either desu
Since when is Easter a big thing, lads? I've never noticed that people give good wishes during this time before. Now it looks like everybody is on dat Easter time. Is is just because of social media or am I socially excluded from the society?
>>66424004
virgin media here, internet is absolutely fine.
Use an ethernet cable or some shit
>>66424159
Social media amplifies all the mediocre events now.
Alri lads
>>66424148
Just so happens every mma fighter fighting out of europe is also third world
>>66424152
mate, shut the fuck up
>>66424159
>2016
>not celebrating easter
>not celebrating Rosh Hashana
>not celebrating kurban bayram
>not celebrating chinese new year
Confirmed social outcast, you will never fit in.
>>66424243
Estonia are you high
>>66424274
Bulgaria, I have to admit, I have prejudice against you. Your people have tried to scam me many times. I visited some beach region and the security guards tried to fine me hundreds of euros for peeing on a tree. One of your taxi drivers tried to charge me 300 euros, because I got drunk and travelled to an unknown location by myself, so we spent a lot of time finding my hotel. A lot of you tried to fight me. Not nice!
>>66424307
you sound like a braindead fucker mate
Eubank vs Blackwell was a certified spicy banker, very enjoyable as a casual boxing fan
>>66424246
M8, noone watches boxing casualy because they like the sport, people only watch if there is a big meme fight and it always disapoints, there is a reason boxing forums are small as fuck and /box/ is dead, the best never face the best and corrupt judges are such a big part of the sport that the commentators talk about it.
>tfw family doesn't invite me to the big family Easter feast
>>66424243
I'd love to BLEACH Malia.
>>66424337
is this real life?
>>66424335
My mom just texted me that dinner is at 3 and I don't feel like going.
>>66424348
>dinner is at 3
what
>>66424337
Brehs
>>66424353
Must be his first dinner
He is american
>>66424344
The ass is presidential.
>>66424330
>all this bullshit because you dislike it
What you mean is you tune in to the bigfights and you get disappointed. In reality people follow boxing casually and even watch shit cards regularly. In reality boxing has fantastic fights, but you likely dont know about them.
>>66424353
Family get togethers are early pham.
>>66424377
she's almost like all my fetishes put together in one person.
>>66424383
noone knows about them thats the problem, im not talking about hardcores you dumbo, also the best fighters are all boring as fuck.
precision beats _____
timing beats _____
but _____ beats everything
>>66424337
Obama has done a good job keeping her out of the limelight because bruh
>>66424412
pedo
>>66424436
precision beats power
timing beats speed
but energy efficiency beats everything
>>66424424
>Ward
>GGG
>Kovalev
>Manny
>Roman
>Canelo
>any of these men being boring
smdh
>>66424448
There's been grass on that field for years.
>mfw you don't like neetrex
>>66424448
nah, m8
a) Intelligence
b) Status
c) Darker skin
d) Bubble ass
No racist, but it's very rare to find an intelligent dark woman, not to mention in my region.
What would be your tagline if you were an MMA ref?
>>66424496
Grand wizard
>>66424496
It's touchbutt time.
>>66424475
Do you think casuals would like Wards last fight, I like the dude but he is a bigger Maywether to most people.
GGG is like 34 and is never fighting anyone, Kovalev sure, Manny is old as fuck and doesn't have much hype left, don't know much about Roman, Canelo punks midgets and isn't that good.
>>66424496
IM IN CHARGE HERE
>>66424495
>not to mention in my region.
E S T O N I A: T H E P O S T
>>66424524
>Canelo isnt that good
He has a very impressive record no matter how you look at it.
GGG will fight him either this year or the next. As for Ward I do think people like to watch him fight, just like how people loved watching mayweather fight. Watching Ward fight is something special desu, most people could only dream of being anywhere near that good
>>66424496
NO MORE SPINNING SHIT
post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfmuqGdcyIc
Womens World Curling Championships 2016
should i?
>>66424307
Lmao police tried to scam me twice too when I was in bulgaria
I find it amusing that they try this shit all the time
>>66424579
A bit Cliched but this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gjP-TtGE
>>66424307
>tried to fine me hundreds of euros for peeing on a tree
You're lucky they only wanted to fine you because you'd get arrested for that here, and rightfully so.
>>66424652
Unironically, pee is good for plants. Pee on a plant and it will grow like a motherfucker. True story. But I see your point, no single mom in this planet would want to see a grown up male peeing in front of her daughter.
Post deleted chins
>>66424652
>rightfully so
fuck off, nancy
>>66424561
>dude I totally beat cotto lmao
>dude I totally beat lara ROFL lmao
>dude look at these other people I totally beat
yeee right
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA
>>66424652
I don't consider that action normal, but if you haven't been in Bulgarian resorts, you shouldn't talk. Their business model is based on keeping people from peeing and therefore charging WAY too much for a toilet use. My urge to pee was too high and the line to the toilets was too long, not to mention expensive. I would have peed my pants otherwise.
You mad I peed in a public pool in Cali? Yea you mad.
>>66424728
He clearly beat Cotto. Lara fight was a close decision either way.
>>66424687
>Pee on a plant and it will grow like a motherfucker.
Rogan? What are you doing in Spain?
>>66424754
this dude is using a fucking proxy
THERE IS NO ESTONIAN MMA FANS, STOP BEING BLIND
>>66424337
His wife and daughters are ugly as sin fucking hell.
>>66424524
Ward is 50x more entertaining than Mayweather. Way more willing to engage. Roman is really, really good. Watch his fight with Estrada who is also top 5 P4P.
>>66424496
Get him a bodybag!
>>66424757
Cotto could've gone either way.
>Lara fight was a close decision
>mfw an American is still salty about Fidel near me
>No one talks about McMeme any more
>Muh Frankie
>manlet decision-fag
Remind me why Conor can't heem him inside 1st?
>yfw Estonia is selling us wolf tickets by hyping himself up before the big fight through intense shitposting
>>66424436
Precision beats power
Timing beats speed
But meme magic beats everything.
>>66424307
That sounds accurate
Also easter's not due for another month, you heretics
>>66424436
But footwork beats everything
>>66424858
>telling the actual answer
What are you, hate fun or something?
>>66424841
>selling
>tickets are free
>selling wolf tickets for free
nigga wat
>tfw i could rear naked choke every here
>>66424579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm25H7DQxC4
>>66424812
Butter faces for sure. Malia isn't as ugly as her mother though.
>>66424867
Woops. Im dudeweedlmao rn
>>66424839
Frankie chin is overrated, its his recovery thats insane. If conairlines can land a clean shot Frankies getting dropped and goobs is prolly smart enough, and deffos fast enough to finish it.
>>66424952
didn't arlovski get heem'd by some nobody recently
>>66424993
steepay
>>66424993
Stipe? That cock guy? That nobody?
>Bank holiday sunday
>Everyone else in my house going out
>Just gonna sit in a shitpost on 4chan
Could be worse
>>66425076
>didnt even get sleepie'd by an over roid left
>deleted chin
Le fuuuugggggg >:DDDDDD
>>66425107
Prime JDS would have eaten that punch and stayed standing
His chin is gone
>>66424952
Literally never had one to lose.
Also that vid that gets posted here a lot of those boxers training the chins of their new students by taking shits at their chins - does it work?
>>66425044
With those dubs you're damn right it could be worse. You're in good company senpai
>>66424836
you fucking new? majority of yesterday was people talking fucking shit about mcgoobs all day
granted it was for the most part not dick sucking and decent discussion, the rematch is a disservice to loyal and not casual fans so0o0o0ooo whatever fuck connor if nate doesn't heem him again who cares his payday is gonna be cray z
>>66425122
Yeah
Taking full blast shots makes your chin better
>>66425122
>does it work?
On deleting chins? Absolutely yes it does.
>>66425128
Do you think this fight will be bigger than the last one? It's already happened once, I don't see what the draw will be for the casuals this time
>>66425159
Full camp by both of them. Banter since day one. Conor as the underdog.
LIFE IS SO SWEET.
>>66425159
I think it has the potential to but I generally don't like discussing mcgoobs I just don't think he is a fake, and can't back up a lot of his claims.
Goodnight britbro
i can't believe how done mcgregor is as a legit fighter and how few people are talking about it.
there has never been a bigger flash in the pan
Reminder that boxing is a pleb filter.
>>66425220
For or against? Y/N lol
>>66425219
>7-1 UFC record
>only to a guy he went up two weight classes to fight on 10 days notice
>>66425239
If you have to ask, you're obviously a pleb
>>66425083
>GIBLERT
goddamnit...
>>66425189
Goodnight senpai
>>66425179
>Banter
Last time it was funny, this time I think hearing Goobs talk shit will just piss me off because he got his ass whooped and all he'll say is it was lucky or some shit
>>66425276
STILL MY BOYS
>>66425276
SPREAD THE WORD OF THE GOOD LORD
YEEEEEEEEEEHAW
>>66425276
#JesusDidNotBackDown
>>66424952
He ate all of Arlovski's punches in that fight and won though.
>>66425220
Boxing would be fun if the gloves were smaller.
>>66423925
Guys, I cracked the code!
Happy Easter Everyone - Meisha
(HEEM)
>>66425456
Boxing right now would become an absolute shit fest if the gloves were smaller. Noone would ever engage
>>66425469
Happy erection everyone - Miesha
Fixed.
Also, walkout:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Qt9FKOxhM
>>66425311
Sweden, I need you to explain Zara Larsson to me.
>tfw i could be HW champ if i wanted
>>66425574
I doubt you could even cut to 265
>>66425456
Boxing would be fun if they combined the style and grace of boxing with kicking
>>66425276
Why are Americans so retarded?
>>66425564
>not living the lush life
Happy Easter everyone. Don't forget who died for your sins.
>>66425596
Im not American lad
>>66425509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzbR2NqeZYU
I'm white
>>66425654
>UK obesity rates are rapidly closing in on US's
can't wait to roast every britcuck endlessly tbqh
hello /heem/
>>66425674
Land whale detected
>>66425654
>>66425693
http://www.theweek.co.uk/56831/britains-obesity-crisis-why-is-the-uk-so-fat
>>66425708
>France
Don't you have to be blown up by Muslims or something lad
>>66425693
i didn't know whales were shredded as fuck m8
talk shit again you'll see what happens
>>66425719
Nice try, but Sage isn't allowed to use the Internet and he certainly would never say sh*t.
>>66425121
Prime JDS got dropped by pillowfists Velasquez
>>66425783
>pillowfists Velasquez
>tko'd TRT Bigfoot pre Hunto
>>66425809
Bigfoot's chin has always sucked
>>66425719
>talk shit again you'll see what happens
whoa whoa, what a badass
>>66425674
>can't wait to roast every britcuck endlessly tbqh
But I thought Americans preferred to fry everything?
>>66425760
http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp
>>66425831
MEDIUM RARE
JUST HOW I LIKE IT
>>66425826
Cormier had him hurt with every shot he threw, Hunt is a docile counterpuncher and hurt him a tonne too
(You)
>people say WWE guys can't hang in UFC
>meanwhile The Big Guy has been a training partner to Werdum for years
>people saying CM Punk has no chance
>forgetting he pushed Brock,Rock and Cena to their limits
>was HW champ despite being a MW
MURICA
Parents heeming kids on Easter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DUIAHLYcHA
>>66425916
that wouldn't happen with open-carry laws
>>66425916
>atheism
>tfw just shit blood
Probably gonna die lads
>>66425916
If only Obummer legalized kinder eggs this would never happen
>>66425963
IT'S OBUMMER
IT'S OBUMMER
(Motorhead)
>>66425959
Tons of blood or just a bit? Weirdly tons of blood means you're less likely to be fucked
>>66425198
Based filthy Tom was robbed at 196
>>66425959
oh no, not gonna be able to drive your lorry for another 40 years
>>66425991
what?
>>66425980
>30-27
>>66425916
Is this a spicy banger? This Easter be sure to remember that Black Lives Matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkDyM7nKvH4
>>66425973
>just lost 1l of blood
>better in than out, as they say
>>66426002
Round 1 should've been a 10-8
>>66426017
at the press conference even cory said he was surprised.
>>66426026
Even though he lost he should still at least be #15
>>66426010
>Small amount of blood = greater chance of something like cancer
>Large amount of blood = greater chance of it being a one injury rather than a sign of an illness
http://youtu.be/-GPL4nLMpMA
>>66426033
ufc ranking system is more fucked up than my countries future.
>>66426103
God has Aldo come off as the biggest cuck ever after losing his title
>>66426103
Kek
>>66426103
>7 defences in 5 years
Shit tier
>>66426103
He forgot:
>13 seconds to lose the title.
>>66426103
8 months of training camp
1 training camp filled with preparation
2 injured ribs
1 training camp filled with perfecting and improving everything from the previous training camp
13 seconds
1 deleted chin
>>66426103
Is Kanye running his twitter?
$mh
>>66424307
Bulgarians are trying to steal my internet right now
And Romanians
And Pakistanis
And the Vietnamese
poo poo people
What's up with the Aldo dislike? He's right. No one has accomplished what he has. Did Jose run from Frankie? No he fought him, he didn't run from Chad,KZ,Faber. Meanwhile that's all Conor has done. Be real, Conor's punch was lucky. Conor doesn't want the rematch either.
>>66425122
Do you think it's possible that Schaub accumulated too much trauma from football that his chin was basically deleted before he started MMA?
>>66426297
Because he's being a bitch after the loss. No one except the Irish fans dislike him that much.
What do you think Weidman's IQ is?
>>66426103
This faggot is really making me hate him.
>>66426297
I like Aldo but you've got to keke at the tweet
>>66426338
yes
also training with prime, fully roided carwin
>>66426369
~ 65
>>66426103
this can't be real
>>66426369
152.
Grilling up some shark. Mercury poisoning making me BIGG
>>66423986
Oh god.
>>66426103
What an asshole, that's like padding your k/d on an online game then not playing anymore because your stats look nice.
Obviously he's good but what the fuck
>You're talking out of your ass
-Joe Rogan
>There's never been a fat president
-Brendan Schaub
>>66423477
>>>youtube
comeback when you're atleast 16.
>Jon Jones! Get ya dick erect boy, Imma suck it!
>>66426269
We also steal your vehicles, cellphones, wallets, watches, credit card info and anything else of value. Stay mad ameriburger.
>>66423477
You Say Jon Jones I say Tito Ortiz
You Say Tito Ortiz I say Chuck Liddell
You say Fabricio Werdum I say Ken Shamrock
You say Luke Rockhold I say Evan Tanner
You say GSP I say Pat Militech
You say RDA I say BJ Penn
You say Dominick Cruz,Mighty Mouse,Conor McFuckBoy,or any women and I call you a faggot.
>its a my performer cousin talks about all the famous people she knows over easter dinner episode
someone heem her please
What fight should I watch before I drive into work to do some tax return? It can be any fight of ALL TIME.
>>66426739
Has she met Brad Pickett
>>66426685
I hate to brake it to you but, no one finds the meme funny anymore
>>66426785
You're getting emotional Daniel.
>>66426730
You say anything else and I'll heem you
>>66426739
Why don't you just bring up fightan and talk about famous fighters? Tell her about your Boys and the journeys you've had. Tell her how Britain's own Michael Bisping took a vicious flying knee to the face and STILL came back and won the fight against an undoubted legend in Anderson Silva.
Who cares if it makes you sound like a raging autist, from the sounds of it you don't see her much anyway
At the very least ask her to get into your guard
>>66426821
YOU SAY MONSTER I SAY XYIENCE
YOU SAY REEBOK I SAY TAPOUT
COME ON HEEM ME WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?
>>66426785
I do
If Rich trained in MMA, do you think he could do well?
>>66425912
Brah I think you have autism
>>66426995
His best shot is blitzing in round 1
>>66426995
YEAH BABE
>>66426995
Would gas 30 seconds in
>>66426995
Fuck yeah. If he hit your arm he'd probably shatter it. Imagine him landing on your chin. He's probably kill you. Good luck stopping him with leg kicks. His legs are nice thick and massive. Dude would be a monster.
>>66427008
>>66427016
>>66426995
>>66427005
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>66426779
Kimbo slice vs Dada 5000
>>66427071
>If he hit your arm he'd probably shatter it. Imagine him landing on your chin. He's probably kill you.
rich piana is a synthol'd up fag. he wouldn't do shit.
JON JONES!
GET YA DICK TOGETHER BOY IM SUCKIN!
>>66427016
>Implying he wouldn't gas on the way to the cage
>>66426785
I enjoy it.
>>66427071
i know you're joking but at some point all that muscle must hinder your ability to throw a punch rather than giving you more power.
What does the "DC" in Daniel Cormier stand for?
![article-0-1C2A3E4A00000578-894_634x557[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BEYdAEa.jpg "article-0-1C2A3E4A00000578-894 634x557[1]")
>>66427109
Look at this. This is is synthol. Now look at Rich. Rich lean and mean and fucking nice muscle. You're just mad he'd heem you to the living death.
>>66427109
i see you have problems understanding sarcasm. maybe the youtube comment section is more your speed
>>66427170
arrrrrrrr lindo
>>66427169
jON jONES
>>66427170
Damn that guy looks pretty strong he'd have a good punch I think
>>66427169
drinks cum
double chin
don't cry
dark chocolate
>>66427174
fuck you bitch
Where does she go from here?
New Thompson/Weidman Easter update
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDdu_O2ChlW/
>>66426995
Steven Thompson would unironically murder him.
>>66427169
Dick Cleaning
HEEM ME
HEEM ME INSIDE
>>66427210
Ultimate Surrender
Piana vs Mark Hunt
Piana vs Roy Nelson
Piana vs (insert fat MMA guy here)
Are you guys saying he wouldn't win these fights?
>>66427253
Yes.
https://youtu.be/NEwUeZo5PwY
>>66427093
God damn it
It was funny but once was enough
>>66423482
The only people who are happy when they have famines.
>>66426975
>YOU SAY MONSTER I SAY XYIENCE
Did anyone here ever take Xyience? Was it actually safe??
Gonna order some food lads
What should i get?
>>66427299
honey baked ham
>>66426779
There's a fight where Igor fucks up some BJJ guy twice in the same night, then the BJJ guy's corner demands they start the fight again due to some complaint, and Igor wrecks him even worse the second time.
>>66427189
Next hw champ
>>66427158
I thought he was 5'6"? Pretty sure he tweeted that.
>>66427349
maybe with his lifts
>>66427317
Think he could beat Ben Rothwell? Those huge arms might help defend against Ben's deadly Gogo Choke
>>66427299
get a couple bacon cheeseburgers and fries
>>66427299
Do you tip?
>>66427299
Cauliflower and broccoli.
>>66427388
Not required to lad
>>66427416
what did u get u fucking goof?
>>66427416
the guy is out there delivering food to you on easter and you don't tip him anything
>>66427488
Chinese
>>66427502
Im spending my hard earned cash, fuck him
I can imagine Joe Rogans' bald faggot bandwagoning face in Conor vs. Nate 2.
>"In my opinion, Conor is arguably the best p4p fighter in the world right now. He is up there with the likes of Jon Jones and Demetrious. He's technically undefeated in the ufc since he was wining the entire Nate fight up until he gassed and that was only because our lord and savior decided went up 10 weight classes, to sumoweight, so he can please all the fans and give them a main event."
>>66427563
>bulgaria is unironically being retarded again
>>66427563
What
>>66427563
fuck joe rogan
literally the easiest way to spot a casual/new fan is if they like rogan
>>66427657
i wonder if he tips
>>66427657
most mma fans like rogan though.
>>66427667
he talks about tipping all the time on the podcast
says he's a big tipper
leaves $100 regularly for starbucks baristas and shit
says it's like "leaving happiness bombs"
>>66427657
If you don't like Joe Rogan, chances are you like sucking cock even more than DC. FAGGOT
>>66427657
What if we like him for things unrelated to MMA?
>>66427705
really? i do that too.
i'm literally going to stop now that i know he does.
>>66427657
I like him desu, he is full of shit, but I like how he genuinely seems to love the sport and his OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHS
>>66427705
>"leaving happiness bombs"
DO I FEEL LUCKY?
WELL, DO YA, PUNK?
DIRTY JOEY
>I dislike Joe Rogan
>>66427705
Talking about the size of your tips is hilariously insecure, but then again he's a manlet.
>>66427741
>I smoke marijuana
>>66427349
Apparently his niece is 5'6 and she towered over him.
>>66427761
>I don't need drugs to enjoy life
>I am an enlightened intellectual unlike the sheep that bullied me in middle school
>>66427657
Bullshit. If you're a real fight fan you appreciate Rogan all round. You must be a newfag who's been watching for the past three years of something if you dislike Joe. Everything Joe says is for a reason, the timing,OOOOOOOH!,the breaking down of what is going on within the cage is precise. No detailed left untouched, no stone left unturned. You can learn a from just listening to Rogan commentate. Shit you can learn about life from just listening to his podcast. Honestly the best way to spot a casual/new fan is if they say "fuck Joe Rogan"
>>66427761
>i dont drink alcohol or use drugs
>>66427804
>this entire post
people dont like joe rogan? seriously?
>there are goofs in this general RIGHT NOW that live by sacramento/lodi/stockton and don't train mma with the diaz bros
>>66427804
fuck Joe Rogan and fuck you
>>66427915
the plural of goof is gooves
>>66427909
There are also people who don't like Cruz. Sm
>>66427929
Goobers
>>66427915
>>66427929
pathetic samefag
Okay, you have to kiss one, fight one and the third refs your fight. Who do you pick?
>>66427993
Easy - Kiss Big John, Fight Beltran and be ref'd by Herb.
>>66427993
kiss big john of course.
ill have to fight herb because if i let him ref giant walrus man will heem me and herb wont stop it
>>66427993
Kiss herb, fight zz top, big john can ref
>all these plebs not kissing Herb
>I don't like Rogan
>I unironically care about fighter pay
>>66428107
>Why not?
>i green text
>>66428171
>me too
baka...
desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BFfs1cuWw
Why doesn't Jones just embrace the heel?
sm
>>66428285
Is DC a single parent, home schooled, only child?
Why would you react to a kindergarten level insult? That boy ain't right
>>66428334
You suck
Lombard coming for that MW belt
>>66428379
>38
>1 ft tall
>Fighting at 185
RIP
>>66428379
>MANLET
>GOT REKT BY A SKINNY LANKLET
>THINKS HE IS NOT GOING TO GET REKT BY A BULKED UP NON-MANLET
DELUSION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTrp_V3K0zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTrp_V3K0zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTrp_V3K0zk
>>66428171
>i dont green text
>>66428449
what is this autism?
>>66428487
not sure senpai, someone had a thread about it on sherdog
>>66428379
manlets need to learn
if youre under 6 feet tall please dont fight above 170 unless youre a once in a generation fighter
>>66428506
>someone
>>66428510
DC is King of manlets and fucked everyone in HW and LHW except Jones
>>66428449
never have i ever heard more insufferable accents
no one on heemspeak is even this bad
>>66428542
hes a once in a generation fighter senpai
>>66428551
the british guy from the south is pretty fucking bad. sounds like a fairy
wtf is the senpai shit? i heard it on Trigun but
>>66428578
f.a.m is filtered to senpai, t.b.h. is filtered to desu
honestly though, I just type desu and senpai now
>>66426995
He does. If you were a real mutant and left humanity you'd know.
But really he has no mewvement, too much mass, would probably gas as bad as R2 post-USADA Lombard.
>>66428615
You got cucked t
>>66428551
yeah it's unlistenable
why are white people so genetically weak, heem?
my wife is doing family medical research because we're ready to make some lil mulatos and half her family is either autistic or died of cancer. meanwhile i have like one uncle with beedus and 4 grandparents that lived to at least their mid 80s. fuck this social pressure for successful brown people to marry white
>>66428542
Since when is 5'11 considered being a manlet? I know he has pretty short arms that make him look like one but he's actually normal sized.
>>66428660
what the heck are you talking about?
>>66428649
copypasting/altcoding the blank space character isn't worth the effort to me desu
>>66428660
mma races power ranking
1. black white mix
2. white
3.black
4.hispanic
5.asian
9001. everything else though i might be forgetting some race
>>66428668
>Since when is 5'11 considered being a manlet?
Always.
>>66428695
>tfw we've still never seen a Black/Samoan mix
>>66428695
>implying Filipino isn't the strongest race
>>66428718
This
Most powerful tbqhaf
>>66428713
isnt that the rock? he coulda been goat shame mma came too late
>>66428660
>we're ready to make some lil mulatos
>we're ready to make some lil mulatos
>we're ready to make some lil mulatos
so... is she an ebony?
>>66428749
the rock in his prime could've heemed half the ufc roster (considering 97-2001)
$$$$$$$$$
>>66426297
jose aldo is my boy and always will be but he's been saying some shit after losing, it's kind of embarrassing but i still like him
>>66428542
The weight cut is really fucking with him.
He gasses way too easily at LHW.
>>66426297
Conor fanboys usually.
They're dumb motherfuckers.
Even still sucking Conor's dick after McTappy made excuses and whined even posting that shitty pic of him hitting Nate even though he lost like a bitch.
Aldo still my boy and it's just JDS vs Cain all over again.
Conor doesn't want to lose to Aldo. He knows he got lucky.
Feijao and Sarafian cut by the UFC
>>66428830
good
lads I'm 5'10
should I give up any hope of being a lightheavyweight/heavyweight champion in the ufc?
>>66428897
How much do you weigh you cuck?
>>66427372
Sure....
>>66428897
Hunto is a HW and 5 ft 9
>>66428578
>>66428615
finding out what baka translates too, I think it's baka
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/28/sports/boxing-youngstown-anthony-taylor-hamzah-aljahmi.html
>Stacked MMA Hour @JonnyBones @MightyMouseUFC @joannamma @CMPunk @RenzoGracieBJJ @MarcRatnerUFC
name fights that people dont remember properly:
schaub vs arlovski
griffin vs bonnar
carwin vs lesnar
>>66423986
LOL she looks like that one furry porn guy who's face always gets posted
>>66429274
implying you know shit
>>66426995
i don't think he can run a mile without dying, desu babe
>>66429274
Jones vs DC
>>66429274
What are you talking about? How could anyone forget Lesnar vs Carwin?
Shit was cray
>>66429274
What do people remember wrong about these fight m8?
>>66429381
>schaub vs arlovski
people said it was boring and the worst fight ever
actually wasnt that bad
>griffin vs bonnar
spiciest fight of all time
actually wasnt that good at all
>carwin vs lesnar
fight should've been stopped in the first
lesnar wasnt actually ever close to being stopped
>>66429430
>Griffin/Bonnar wasn't good
Mate that was the spiciest of bangers
>>66429430
>lesnar wasnt actually ever close to being stopped
The thing about it is that you just know if Herb was reffing the fight it'd have been over there and then.
>>66429453
see this is exactly what i mean about people not remembering it properly
>>66429430
>schaub vs arlovski wasn't that bad
shut up
>>66424159
desu I'm sort of noticing this too, everyone seems to be mentioning it this year when I'm pretty sure it usually just goes quietly by
I spend my days indoor shitposting anyway so what do I know
>>66429453
it was spicy, but it wasn't the spiciest of bangers
>>66429480
I watched the fight for the first time two weeks ago m8. It's nothing to do with nostalgia and remembering it wrong, you contrarian fuck.
>>66429507
Rory vs Lawler wasn't even spicy
It was just a jab fest untill Robbie deleted Rorys noes
Is Dominick Cruz gay? He gives off that vibe.
Seems like a nice guy though.
>>66429547
you're an idiot.
>>66429538
>i watched the fight for the first time two weeks ago
oh wow i guess you're a real fight fan now right?
>>66427271
Brazilian tv is like those satirical future tv shows from Robocop and The Running Man.
>>66429547
im tired of your shit m8
>>66429547
>Rory vs Lawler wasn't even spicy
opinion discarded
>>66429561
i wouldn't be surprised, honestly
>>66429569
>>66429573
Im right though
>that scrub fighter who will never ever anyone play in UFC2
What is his name?
>>66425963
I learned what a kinderegg is from an asmr video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwZHzeE_16U
>>66429593
don't talk to me
>>66429592
pat barry
>>66429593
that asmr stuff is some weird shit. it genuinely freaks me out
>>66429593
never speak to me
>>66429593
what the fuck am i watching
>>66429594
Isn't that the huge bastard Fedor threw an armbar on?
>Check out heem
>Minowaman webms
You're good lads sometimes
>>66429634
Yeah. Hong Man Choi
>>66429593
Want to get on some chat and talk?
>>66429619
i swear to god i literally paused this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPJEOC4XDw
to play this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwZHzeE_16U
and got weirded out
>>66429592
One of the women. Nobody knows any of them that aren't top 5.
>>66427741
>Commenting From Jail1 day ago
"The Diaz brothers are huge stars, THEY'RE HUUUUUGE" - Joe
(previously said) "The Diaz brothers aren't box office draws"
"And they're vegan... they're just real interesting guys" - Joe
(previously said): "Vegans are fucking stupid"
"I don't think Conor's obssessed with Ju Jitsu" - Joe
(previously said): "Dude, Conor is training on his ground game NON STOP"
"Maybe Dana didn't know that Diaz was a star" - Joe
(previously said): "Dana knows a star when he sees one"
Joe Rogan is a turd.
I will be doing my first stand-up set after the fight in later in July. Should i film it so we can all laugh at it later in life when I am touring the world?
Was Hong Man Choi a can?
>>66429742
why are you trying to be the main character in the movie of joe rogan's life?
>>66429742
euro euro bills y'all
>>66429771
I was thinking about it myself. I don't know. I don't really look up to him, he's too blue collar for my taste, but some of his choices in life relate to me.
>>66429742
Is laughter permitted in Estonia?
oblique kicks should be banned
>>66429791
don't worry, he got pills for that
>>66429742
>is not potato man, is secret police
>>66429797
brain-trauma fists should be banned
>>66428542
DC sucks dick. Literally and figuratively.
>Jeff Monson
>5'6
>HW
>good
>Bigfoot
>good
>Josh Barnett
>outside of Japan (no roids)
>good
>ever
>Frank Mir
>post 2005 Mur who has had his intestines removed
>Patrick Cummins
>guy who was working at Starbucks
>Roy Nelson
>good journeyman win
>Dan Henderson
>no TRT 45 year old man with deleted chin
>Jon Jones (the only good fighter he's faced)
>loses
>Rumble
>one dimensional striker who gasses out
>but good win
>Gus
>legit ran away at several points
>cucked by Rumble
>>66429791
I am not sure, my set wont be that funny probably. I will start out by trying to get comfortable with being in front of a crowd. My plan is to do random jokesvand stories for 10-15 minutes in 2 different clubs a night 5 times a week for a few months Meanwhile keep the company running and try to write some good shit.
Reminder that a high carb, raw vegan diet is the diet of a true martial artist and a true fight fan
>>66429877
are corn nuts (corn to the core) vegan?
>>66429867
will you record and post for us?
>>66429843
that's actually really funny. I couldn't have held it in by that uncomfortable moment. I wish I was there instead of her. I would have laughed by myself for years after that.
>>66429900
i am doing it in my language, lad. I'll try to film all of my sets anyway, When I get some tough crowds or boos, I will make sure to post them here. These moments translate without knowing the language.
>>66429742
I think you would do surprisingly well showing up there with that head of yours
>>66428749
The rock is just as black as he is white.
>>66429858
>Gus
>legit ran away at several points
He literally runs all the time, like with his back turned. I guess it works for him, but if UFC scored with pride rules he'd lose all his decisions.
>>66429934
BANTZ
A
N
T
Z
>>66428749
Whenever WWE fags talk shit show them this video where Rock says WWE is gay and MMA is way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yK0tCki_0c
>>66430007
for islam, the religion of peace
shalom
>>66430007
GLASS THE GREATER MIDDLE EAST YESTERDAY
look at this guy's chest lads
>>66430104
wow, he seems really strong for a boxer
>>66430104
He looks like when you fuck around with the body settings on a video game
>>66430104
watching that makes me feel very uncomfortable. it's like some kinda cronenberg body horror shit
>>66430104
Holy shit, what is going on here?
Synthol freak vs Mexcian off the street?
>weidman unironically thinks he has a chance
>>66430187
back down anytime
>tfw MMA will never have a fighter as great as Floyd Mayweather Jr
>>66429732
THIS IS THE GREATEST FIGHT EVER
(previously said) THIS IS THE GREATEST FIGHT EVER
hes consistent
rate one of my (translated to English) jokes, lads:
Lately I've beem getting more into key issues of the world. I read that Bill Gates recently invented a straw that filters dirty water, so Africans can get a drink in. It has been a huge problem for a long time. I mean, call me crazy, but why don't you buy a fucking bottle of water? Like, get a job you lazy fuck.
>>66430327
10/10
>>66430327
well at least we know the next place in europe that's getting bombed
>>66430308
"Ronda Rouse is a beast, a killing machine, a brutal pitbull monster with never seen before technique!"
(previously said) "Ronda ...Rhon..." *Sobs uncontrollably*
>>66430160
Nah. The Mexican is the plastic surgery guy. He was a politician and Kardashian type figure in Mexico.He was normal looking before but is apparently bipolar or some shit.
>>66430327
took me some time find the joke
was right after "Anonymous"
>>66430327
It's good, but you should throw in some Bill Cosby references as a segue-way to some really killer rape jokes.
"Speaking of Bills etc..."
>>66430104
how would synthol make you a better boxer?
>>66430394
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>66430397
Speaking of getting a job. Ever wondered how Bill's mother feels after what he's been doing?You're saying your best effort as a mom resulted in creating a serial rapist? Girfriend, you really need to step your game up. You should be able to raise a one-time rapist at most.
>>66430480
wait, my point didn't come across due to bad wording.
Time to sleep now, I'll have fresh jokes ready in the morning.
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>>66430457
>more mass = hitting hard
>Mark Hunt,Roy Nelson...etc
>since he's built more mass when he turns to punch all that mass and centrifugal force is carried through his fist and creates ppms (power per mili square)
>the synthol is also a chemical and gives him endurance,strength,less lactic acid per pound
>thus making him a better boxer through methodical methods
There's also an intimidation factor when you see a huge impressive yolked up thick guy in the ring with you.
>>66430520
don't forget to trane ufc
>>66430340
LOL
>>66430531
>There's also an intimidation factor when you see a huge impressive yolked up thick guy in the ring with you.
Only against noobs. You learn that looks don't mean shit real quick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWOtRnK5a8
>that ending with DC
>>66430579
>having to reaffirm that you are in fact black
>>66430327
Smacks of Kinison's "MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!!!!!!!!" bit. Good one, Mencia
>>66430579
>Jones swimming
Quit fucking with my stereotypes, asshole
I was practicing for my upcoming fight and I tried applying a standing RNC on my sister (she's 5'2" and I'm 6'1") but as I locked it in she elbowed me in the hip/groin area and I had to break my hold.
How am I supposed to do this to a full grown man?
>>66430640
>she elbowed me in the hip/groin area
hot
Any good UFC fighters who have a boxing background and a good, sportsmanlike attitude? Boxing fan looking to get into MMA and hoping I can start with a fighter I'm prone to like.
>>66430657
Alexander Gustafsson
His fights with Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier are prime.
>>66430657
The Diaz brothers, not exactly sportsmanlike attitude but they keep it real
>>66430657
Moose was like 12-1 as an amateur. He's got a real smooth style, just stuck in first gear tho
>>66430657
Bob Sapp
>>66430640
Did you feel her up? I hope you did.
new bread when?
>>66430756
when im done shagging ur nan
>>66430791
NEW
>>66430657
Did you fuck her?
>>66430657
Alexander Gustafsson baby, young thug turned his life around and used his amatuer boxing background to launch an mma career, great to watch and as nice as they get, also not a manlet, also he beat DC and Jones btw
>>66430340
Bing bing BING
>>66430579
>definitely nothing going on there
No shit.
>>66430640
>>66430727
>brother-with-topless-sister-in-choke-hold-at-christmas-while-granny-watches-on.jpeg
>>66430327
beg you stop posting here lad
>>66423360
When will the violence end?
Post Fuckin' Relic fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Guz4h7HCj8
>>66430798
new thread
>>66423360
>UFC 198
How high does this number have to get before you give up on math like the rest of the sporting world?
>>66431145
Current thread:
>>66423360
You fucking idiot.
>>66431170
>YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL EXACTLY 500 POSTS STOP BREAKING THE RULES
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/fedor-emelianenko-i-want-a-rematch-with-ufc-champion-fabricio-werdum-032616
>>66431697
With the current state of the HW-division I honestly don't see why he shouldn't get a straight titleshot.
209 WUT
>>66431875
def
>>66431907
Connemara mudderfukker!
Have some bunda
BIG Ben Rothwell will gogo choke Werdum and Fedor in consecutive title fights
Cap it
>>66430798
new thread
>>66426785
enjoying here
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