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EDM:Patrick Maroon fitting right in with Oilers
SJ:Thornton ties Recchi in all-time assists
PHI:Mason helps lead Flyers to playoff slot
MIN:Jason Zucker is a healthy scratch vs. CGY
SJ:James Reimer will start for San Jose Thursday
EDM:Ryan Nugent-Hopkins out with minor concussion
CLM:NHL suspends Jared Boll for four games
MIN:Thomas Vanek draws back into Wild's lineup
WPG:Tyler Myers has knee surgery, needs hip next
ANA:Ryan Kesler (personal) isn't with the Ducks
BOS:G Tuukka Rask pulled, iffy to start Thursday
NYR:Three-point game for Derek Stepan in NYR win
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>>66382603
Kys you virgin autist
what's a bigger blowout? laffs beating cucks 6-5 or oilers beating the shorks 6-3?
>>66382577
Can't you just post about hockey without getting mad and trying to derail the thread?
>rags
I like hockey
>>66382980
>state of hockey
>no cups
el em eh oh
>>66382974
Don't lie to me bitch no you don't
>craps - debbies
>isleslels - tampon
>cantpucks - blose
Who ya got /hoc/?
I think someone might have been rusing me
I think Patrick and Jesse are up for this draft.
Would you rather have karlsson or doughty on your team. Be honest no memeing
>>66383117
It's Patrik and they're in the 2018 draft
>>66383117
Not for 2 years. We told you faggot
>>66383141
>>66383157
nice joke, but I don't believe you anymore
>yfw the canes get relocated
>>66382980
Do they have a team? I thought it moved to Texas?
The Bruins will collapse out of the playoffs
>>66383273
Who are the stars
>POST YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN THE BOMBSTON RUINS CHOKE THEIR WAY OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS
>MFW
>>66383286
>two most likely outcomes are the Wings streak ending or the Ruins window finally slamming shut
I love it
>>66383309
The flyers will choke
>>66383273
Not meming, I literally thought your team moved in the 90s
>wake up
>check scores
>Edmonton oilers win a national hockey league game
Is this real life?
Green Goblin=Minnesota Wild
Spiderman=Colorado Avalanche
Guy at the end=ABWs
>mfw Edmonton in 29th place with 4 more games played than Toronto
It's gonna happen again guys
>>66383408
4-1 on Saturday, cap it memer
>>66383412
Oilers are finishing 30th and drafting 4th.
>>66382511
> No conclusive evidence of the puck crossing the goal line
>>66383543
Yeah that was honestly one of the worst calls I have ever seen. My blind grandmother could have made the right call.
>>66383543
>>66383543
>>66383583
>>66383543
Part of the puck could still be sitting on the line numbnuts. Do you know what the word "conclusive" means
>>66383543
the puck is still touching the red line. no goal clearly.
>>66383653
>that image wasn't conclusive
Get your eyes checked
daily reminder that fins are based and there is literally nothing smelly canadians or swedecusk can do about it
Fucking idiot>>66383676
>>66383760
>I have no argument so I'll just insult you
Red Wings Schedule (85 points, 8 games remain):
vs PITT
vs BUF
@ MTL (2nd night of back to back)
vs MIN
@ TOR (2nd night of back to back)
vs PHI
@ BOS (2nd night of back to back)
@ NYR
Flyers Schedule (85 points, 9 games remain):
@ ARI
vs WPG
vs WAS
vs OTT
@ PITT (2nd game of back to back)
@ DET
vs TOR (2nd game of back to back)
vs PITT
@ NYI (2nd game of back to back)
Bruins Schedule (86 points, 7 games remain):
@ TOR
@ NJD
@ STL
@ CHI
vs CAR
vs DET
vs OTT
>>66383856
Gotta say I don't like detoilets chances
>>66383856
The bruins have the easiest schedule. No back to backs and their last game is against Ottawa.
>>66383869
It certainly looks like they have the toughest schedule. They will have to win their games against philly and boston if they want to make it. Bruins are facing an on fire leafs team and two tough opponents in stl and chi (with less games remaining)
>>66383444
Trip fours confirm
>>66383775
wow your a faggot
>>66383999
>gets divorced
>sits around shitting up hoc threads instead of going out and chasing pussy
>>66384031
>chasing pussy
>11:51 am
dont get out much do you Andrew?
The Flyers are not a very good team desu
>>66384054
>we all live in the same timezone
Hello little fella.
>>66384054
>Mild game threads happen at 11:51 a.m.
Don't use your brain much do you tard?
>>66384057
H I G H T E S T
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>>66384072
>shitting up hoc threads
>Mild game threads
pick one friendo
Can anyone explain why the leafs are winning? I'm honestly confused.
>>66384104
Did you even read the post shit for brains?
>>66384127
Are you being intentionally retarded to trigger me?
because I'm pretty triggered right now
>>66384127
>shit for brains
you must have high school off for good friday huh little guy?
Wait is this a hockey thread or a rooster thread?
>>66384166
define the difference.
>>66384145
>>66384156
Read
The
Post
>>66384274
Cock a doodle doo
Tell me about rooster.
>>66384388
He's a real cock, Kaner
>>66384401
I've got 1300 eurodollars worth of bills on my desk and only 700 eurodollars in the bank.
What do?
>>66384425
Ask your gubberment for free monies
>>66384425
>not having at least 80,000 dollars in the bank
How do you idiots survive?
>>66384401
I will never understand this meme, youre just getting money back that you shouldn't have paid. The government isnt giving you free monies
>>66384425
Post ass and I'll give you enough to cover it
>>66384464
Times are rough in Finland.
Everything is expensive and wages are shit if you can even find a job.
whats she thinking about lads
>>66384500
>Everything is expensive and wages are shit
It's like that everywhere, bud
>>66384439
I'm not a nigger or unemployed.
Life is good in Finland if you settle for a small commieblock apartment and never get a job.
When you get a job and a house, there's going to be taxes up the ass.
>>66384501
My benis
>>66384501
Orimpic Gord
>>66384571
*was based
>>66384571
>wanting no good finns
>>66383412
they gave the oilers mcmeme because he is a good old canadian boy.
they will give matthews to arizona
>>66384586
You have poor reading comprehension
>>66384605
but dude WEED
>>66384693
too bad he just got elected and will do plenty to rape your economy and hockey teams
Hey /hoc/
>rags
>>66384699
Pretty lazy trolling. Harper couldn't have prevented the oil price meltdown anyway. These things are cyclical. Where I live is still booming greatly.
>tfw Alberta won't separate in your life time
>tfw Alberta won't become the richest country in the world overnight because we're still a part of Canada
>>66384425
>I've got 1300 eurodollars worth of bills on my desk and only 700 eurodollars in the bank.
...and he complains
>>66384500
that's the situation all over the world
>>66384668
those are good things you fascist warmonger!
>>66384571
can I come too?
>>66384774
No. We pay our debnts here
>>66384759
I will never not feel my faith in humanity restored whenever I watch this video.
Grease is master troll 2bh
>>66384856
DUDE
>>66384856
How can one frok be this smuk
>>66384862
WEED
I want to fuck grease!
>>66384856
Reminder that only redditers hate this man, he's been the best PM since his father
>>66384937
You should change the sandwiches desu, a rooster wouldn't eat a tendie sub.
Good job otherwise though
>>66384958
This is a good point
>>66383653
>>66383657
Christ lads get some better glasses or something. Your eyesight fucking sucks
>>66384832
I can't comprehend why people here get roused up over my presence.
I talk about hockey, they shun me
I start saying my opinions, they shun me.
It's ok for them to speak about whatever they want but not ok for me to do the same.
I mean we have a player in the HHOF, we have medals in the IIHF and many players of greek descent, I 'd say we are doing pretty good for a country where hockey on ice is almost non-existant.
Who farted
>>66385312
Wasn't me
>Report: Oilers, Jets top NHLers’ no-trade lists
>>66385364
To the surprise of no one
>>66385312
He who smelt it dealt it.
>>66385402
Wise words
Flyers are ELITE
>>66385033
We hate you because you ask fucking stupid questions that can be easily googled. Please do not respond to this
ELITE
>mfw his team isn't ELITE
So when there's a new team, what do they put in the locker rooms and stuff? There's no history, no legends, no memorabilia
It must be really shitty to play for them with no one instilling excellence in the organization
This is almost the most annoying shit I've seen in /hoc/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZS12RiBQ3o
Finland is crazy
>>66385611
Who's them?
>>66385580
They let a rat loose in the looker room
>>66385469
fuck you, this is a forum, I will ask whatever I want. you can google shit if you want.
>tfw at my grandparents for the weekend
>my mobilephone wifi sucks dick here and I can't watch streams without constant buffering
why live
>>66385654
>forum
Ain't nobody having gladiatorial matches in this bitch, greece.
>>66385611
Watching this game now. The hockey is fucking terrible. What is this?
>>66385700
lmao this is awful
>>66385736
Ya I just said it was awful
>tfw the Nashville Predators win the Stan Lee Cup
> responding to grease
>>66385767
link? I wanna laugh too.
>>66385364
>Edmonton is the worst franchise in sports
>Winnipeg is -35C in the summer
I'm shocked
>>66385691
Maybe someday you'll win a gold medal lmao
>>66385809
Yeah okay there. bud
>>66385611
UMD
>>66385825
It's been 3 months since our last gold medal in best vs best tournament :^)
>>66385851
That was not best vs best
>>66385863
>Minions; The Later Years
>>66385864
>replying to b8
>>66385898
>replying to bait baiting future bait
>>66385863
>Taking a picture of someone who's enjoying the game in hopes that your friends on FB will make fun of him to
I never understood why people do this.
>>66385920
Fatties should be shamed.
>>66385920
If I had a nose like that I'd probably make fun of fat people enjoying life too
>>66385922
Not publicly like that.
>>66385929
He probably tried to sell them the camera afterwards, stupid goyim.
>tfw fall asleep with itchy butt
>wake up with smelly finger
>>66386183
A team of 18-22 year olds could beat a team of 16-19 year olds. Well that just sounds crazy. Will the game be played with birdcages on as well? ContactHockeyLegal or NonContactAlwaysApplies?
do you ever feel like the holder of sacred memes? That so many people have left that you carry the fire like cormac McCarthy characters? That /sp/ has been so vastly depleted of its native trip fag population and that so many anons have come and gone that an epoch has passed leaving only you to bear witness?
>>66386244
You high?
>>66386244
>rags
>>66386297
>>66386260
I posted an image of laura in here not long ago and no one recognized her. It was weird. Albeit she was never CGLL to begin with, you'd think someone would remember.
>>66386244
Iktfb
>LE FIRE CLAUDE JULIEN MEME
I CANNOT FUCKING TAKE THE RETARDATION OF THIS CITY ANYMORE
I CAN'T.
I LITERALLY CAN'T TAKE LISTENING TO THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORONS THAT LIVE IN AND AROUND THIS CITY
YOU GUT THE FUCK TEAM. THE ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM FROM 2011 WAS FUCKING GUTTED. THERE ARE FEW PLAYERS THAT ARE STILL ON THE TEAM FROM THEN, AND GUNG FUCKING HO, THEY HAPPEN TO BE YOUR BEST PLAYERS (YES, EVEN CHARA, BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY STILL OUR BEST DEFENSEMEN)
THE TEAM FUCKING SUCKS BECAUSE YOU RIPPED APART AND TRADED THE WRONG FUCKING PLAYERS (CHIARELLI AND NEELY ARE BOTH AT FAULT) AND YOU SIGNED SHITTY PLAYERS TO HORRIBLE FUCKING CONTRACTS WHICH RAPED OUR SALARY CAP (AT FIRST I THOUGHT THIS WAS CHIARELLI ONLY, BUT GIVEN WE TRADED A 3RD FOR GOONALDO AND REILLY SMITH FOR HAYES, I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE NEELY'S GOT A BIG PART IN IT TOO)
CLAUDE
FUCKING
JULIEN
BROUGHT THIS FUCKING TEAM OUT FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BLACK HOLE OF SHIT HOCKEY WE WERE PLAYING PRIOR TO HIS ARRIVAL.
HE BROUGHT US TO OUR FIRST FUCKING CUP IN 40 SOME ODD YEARS, WON IT, THEN BROUGHT US BACK TO ONE TWO YEARS LATER
HE HAS BROUGHT THE TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS IN 7 (SEVEN) OF THE 8 (EIGHT) SEASON HE HAS COACHED THE TEAM
AND YET PEOPLE WANT THIS FUCKING GUY FIRED.
A GUY WHO TURNED THE TEAM INTO ONE OF THE STRONGEST IN THE LEAGUE, WITH TYPICALLY A POWERFUL GAMEPLAN THAT WORKS
>MUH LE BORING HOCKEY MEME
IN THE PAST FIVE YEARS, THE BRUINS ARE LIKE 3RD IN GOALS FUCKING SCORED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU LITERAL FUCKING MORONS
AND NOW ADD TO THE FACT THAT HE HAS CURRENTLY BROUGHT A TEAM WITH A ROSTER THAT MANY, MANY THOUGHT WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE THE PLAYOFFS, TO A CURRENT PLAYOFF SPOT.
DESPITE HAVING AN ATROCIOUS DEFENSE, TALENT-BEREFT ROSTER, AND INCONSISTENT OVERPAID GOALIE PLAY, WITH INJURIES TO AID ALONG THE JOURNEY
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING REPLACE HIM WITH THAT WILL HELP WITH ANYTHING? LITERALLY WHO IS GOING TO "CHANGE THE IDENTITY OF THE TEAM"?
LITERALLY
FUCKING
WHO?
>>66386478
>inb5 the broons are jumped by the ded wings and miss the playoffs
>>66386478
>broons
>>66386478
why didnt you faggots win last night? are you just trying to fuck us over?
>>66386510
No, we got JEWED by the refs again, and then the retarded kids on this team lost the ability to fucking play capable hockey.
Our roster is so fucking fucked. Outside of the GOAT first line with Bergy and Marchy, our team is shitty and inconsistent.
>>66386505
>city full of whiney asshats who dive
>baawston
>yfw when panthers win the big cup and barkov wins the MVP of the playoffs award
>>66386538
>who dive
lol ok their froggy
>>66386554
>And people in this fucking City want this player playing every day because they "think he has a lot of defensive upside and talent" despite him fucking sucking dick everytime he's up with us
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>northeastern
>>66386554
>>66386580
lol btfo
>>66386554
>>66386580
>>66386549
>posts out of context videos of isolated incidents
>meanwhile, get blown out by the stats
>>66386478
>BOMBSTON B. RUINS
LMAOOOOOOOO
>>66386605
>out of context
The context is that the broons are a bunch of diving faggots
>>66386605
>gets blown back
>b-b-bbut the statistics!!
stay mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi0mOtQOr80
>>66386725
stats > anecdotal evidence
S
O
R
R
Y
NIGGER
>>66386605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftGo5FR6umY
>even when the Bruins suck, they're mad at us
fucking lol
>>66386751
>broonston in charge of knowing what an anecdote is
do you guys get your tap water from flint?
>>66386778
>this post
r u dum
There are better teams out there if you like yellow and white on your jersey.
>>66386754
>that clubbing on Jules' fingers
my god, how long does he have? 3 or 4 years?
>>66386778
I'm not a broons fan you dumb fuck
Caps bro are you here today?
Shitposting from my hotel right now. Rumor has it based Trump stayed here recently
>>66386833
Don't know who you're referring to, but I'm a Caps bro
>>66386845
Pens fan here was talking to a caps bro earlier in the week
>>66386948
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>66386819
Only when they win the cup, eh.
>>66386993
>Says Canada
The Rangers are such a fucking meme team holy shit
Tampa or Caps Eastern champs confirmed (anyone who didn't already know this should get back on their autism medication)
>>66387012
look at that smug cat
>>66387027
>caps
>not choking
You can choose one and only one lad
>>66387027
Penguins are pretty elite too. It would appear that they are due for some puckluck as well
>>66387027
they must spend all practice shooting at Lundqvist
rags have no gameplan
>>66386549
>edmonton is above average at drawing penalties
bullshit
>>66386993
Eh how about all that playoof hockey comin up soon! You get to watch all your favorite teams golf!
>>66386549
Lot of 5 on 4 time in flyers games
>draw the 3rd most penalties
>still somehow have a negative differential
>>66387250
a lot of hooking calls because they are the fastest team in the league, no one can keep up. It's too bad all the speed is wasted.
>>66387259
>all your favorite teams
>ameribandwagoners have more than one favourite team
>>66386549
>carolina
>SJ
>minnesota
>florida
>calgary
>rags
>tfw all these teams are still shit despite the refpuck
>>66387329
>canacucks cant even make it to the stan lee orb playoffs
>>66387316
What I'm saying is that refs hate the Oilers and blatantly ignore many, many penalties against them. Watch last night's game.
>>66387378
Yes there's a great conspiracy keeping the Oilers shit, I agree
>>66387360
How many favourite teams do you have my bandwagoning obese neighbor?
>>66387398
Are you doing your part anon?
>>66387359
the >rags are on the lower end of refpuck tho, and just produce well when they get the calls
And pedosota's numbers are great in that chart
>>66387398
Hall, McDavid and Draisaitl get mugged all the time with no calls. You can act like it doesn't happen all you want but it's true.
>Rachel Blount @BlountStrib
>WCHA commissioner Bill Robertson has confirmed: referee Butch Mousseaux has died after on-ice fall last week. Heartbreaking.
good, kill all of them
>>66387463
I agree. The oilers would be at least a 70 point team of the weren't getting shafted by the league all the time.
>>66387540
Refs are tools of the jews and are used to control the outcome of the league for maximum shekels. The only punishment suitable for them is death
>>66387480
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/french-canadian-nhl-referees-give-more-penalties-to-english-players-new-study-says
>>66387603
>are bias
How does this shit grammar make it into a "legitimate" new site?
>>66387625
Yes. Try to name the last forward that went first overall that didn't make the NHL in the next season.
>>66387682
I've seen that mistake so many times
I don't know what it's about that word that native speakers can get it wrong
>>66387746
Probably something related to pronunciation. Someone that has English as a second language will never make the 've/of mistake that is endemic to retards with English as their mother tongue.
My anus is hurting
>>66388256
Say hi to Jamal for us, Jonne
Whatever happened to Vanek's gambling addiction? Did he get help?
>>66388295
Only mongolians here tyrese
is blues a poo team?
>>66388636
Post pooer
Is there such a thing as an "elite fourth liner"?
>>66388636
Yes
But Canucks are a doodoopoopoo team
>>66388727
first define what a 4th liner is supposed to do
then we can identify which 4th line players do it best
an elite 4th liner of old was a great face puncher
nowadays set roles like that are close to not existing, so I guess it's more debatable
>>66388727
Whoever has the most grit and or jam
>>66388883
A real meat and potatoes type player
>>66388941
Marner, Mcdavid would be the examples of a modern 4th liner
>>66388727
PEIRRE EDUARD BELLMARE
>>66388941
I really miss those meat an potatoes mcbust memes
>>66388727
Not sure but i miss Brodziak.
To me it would be a good faceoff center, great penalty killer, can score the occasional goal, real meat and potatoes game, and will scrap when needed. I think the days of some pylon that only ever fights or hits on the three shifts he gets are over.
>>66388727
Dominic Moore
>>66388963
Right
They can't compare with finesse scorers like jake virtanen
>>66389021
invaluable
when your tanking team looks like it's gonna win, it's impact players like virtanen who can right the ship
his skills were on full display at the wjc
Anyone have the publix pupper?
>>66389079
Yeah I can't believe we got such an elite talent at 6th overall
Based Canucks scouting and player development
>>66389112
>not using the most up to date
>>66389112
>go to pubelix
>get shot
>>66384802
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/4byops/carolina_hurricanes_respond_to_discriminatory/
fucking reddit thinks there can be a tranny nhl player
>>66389212
how come no one from /hoc/ ever brought a sign to a /hoc/key game
are you guys poor???
>>66389223
>wanting to publicly associate yourself with a North Korean juche discussion board
>>66389240
bringing pictures of frogs and retarded cringey memes to hockey games sounds like something /hoc/ would do, as with reddit doing shoutouts
>>66389275
>mad at memes
>>66389212
>tfw your team supports degeneracy and mental illness
JUST
great to see that ref take it in the nuts
>>66389310
they just want money tbqh, even gay money
>>66389212
There already is
>>66387008
>>66387259
>americages
>not checking >93 and cup talk
Yall slippin
Bolts gamethread?
>>66389608
Shut the fuck up
I'm playing Eastside Hockey Manager with my boys, who should i draft /hoc/?
Stralman dead
bloos loose st loouis
>>66389771
leo komorov
>>66389810
good
>>66389275
Look for my Marry Me, Kippers sign :3
go kings go
>>66389913
>bolts
>>66389944
didnt mean to quote
>>66389866
>jets fan detected
>>66389944
Why is Boyle bullying that manlet?
Dammit Islanders
Fucking Griess that the fuck
>>66390022
Yay Lightning
>islels
JUST
Cap needs to be fired asap
Nothing more pathetic than teams being so small they can't even get a gamethread on /sp/
>>66389212
>All those idiots thinking a trans person would be able to play in the NHL
>That one fag saying how great it is parents are becoming more supportive and letting their kids start taking hormones earlier
Fuck off, it should be illegal for someone to take hormones until they've hit puberty
>>66390090
Yep, Sharks fans are the worst about it
>Stralman possibly out for the year
kill me
>>66390216
hahahahahahahahah
>>66390216
What's the word?
What are their chances against North Cuba tomorrow?
>>66390216
kek
>blots
oyy vey lmao
gave a 2nd rounder for him LOL
>>66390292
>tfw your GM isn't jim benning
>>66390216
Rip cup window
Rip stamkos as a bolt
Rip fanbase
>>66390436
>Rip cup window
>Rip stamkos as a bolt
Never even thought of this.
the maple leafs are honestly the worst and most embarrassing franchise in sports
>>66390520
Duh
is OEL really worth a 1st overall pick?
>>66390520
Whos worse lafs or oilels?
>Jew York
>>66390603
The >laffs haven't been relevant in almost 50 years
>Islels
>>66385695
I 'm not playing it smart. Instead, I come here and ask because I want to learn and interact with people who know and follow hockey more than me.
And forum was the marketplace, not the arena.
>>66387012
look at that bunny, it looks like it's up to something. What is he up to??!!
>>66390647
>>66390749
fuck off grease
>it's the third
>scoreless
>against the President's trophy winners
>with Alex fucking Ovechkin
pack it up, the Devils have a play-off spot
>tampon gay
RIP in Pieces Butch
>le better than Zach Parise face
LET'S GO DE-VOLS
>>66391075
who is this semen demon
how many canada teams will be in the playoffs this year
>>66391449
Cant be real
>>66391449
canadians really are chinks lol
>>66391469
file name
>>66391781
cant trust your ruseful file names bby
>vanpooper
>caps
>cantpucks
based canucks in full tank mode
Suck my dick oilcucks
>>66392283
>not knowing that the team that finishes 27th will win the lottery this year
>>66392283
nah canucks just suck
>bolts
this game
G-go Isles
>blots
fuck Bishit fucking faggot doesn't even deserve to be in the conversation for the Vezina trophy after this game
>>66392509
>one bad game
>I HATE BISHOP
why don't you guys all leave again
>>66392283
>they've only scored two goals in their last five games
impressive
>bis4op
>Grie66
ffs
>>66392553
we are probably going to get poopooharvey and he will be bullied 5ever
I am sorry for your lots
>lightning remembering how to score
Thank you for bailing out bishop and the bad D this game
This Tampa game is hilarious.
This makes 12 goals in 2 games for the Bolts
>>66392757
>impending Sedin-Sedin-Puljujarvi line
meme alert
CANADIA PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>66392778
>bad D this game
better get used to it they're going to be one and done in the playoffs without Stralman.
>>66393137
Nah they can carry on without stralman. The d really stepped up this 3rd period
>>66393137
I hope he's okay. Callahan and Flip are already hurt =\
>>66393178
he got rekt hes out for the playoffs
back in first place
>>66393375
Until there is anything official he's fine by me.
>13 goals in 2 games
>>66393418
Did you see the replay of the injury? There's no way he won't be out for an extended period of time.
>>66393443
>wasting your goal allowance before the playoffs
>>66393394
For about 24 hours ;^)
>>66393512
jaromeme going bald
>>66393458
I haven't seen it. Just let me believe.
>>66393620
He broke his boodle. He'll be out for the rest of the season.
>>66393458
Just kidding, he fractured his fibula.
>>66393620
well if you did then you'd know hes not comming back. You can tell by the way he landed hes gonna be out for a while.
S C O T T I E
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>>66393606
Yeah. Must be stressful being in a stable relationship
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND
>>66393512
Is Jagr the most based man to ever live or what
>>66393752
fucking eat a sandwich bitch
shit
>6 weeks
RIP
>Hongcouver
>>66393752
i really don't get guys who prefer that. Sure it looks good but when you are making out i want to feel her softness and not the structure of her bones.
What a terrible time for everyone on Tampa to get hurt.
>7 straight losses
wow
>>66394002
worst canadian team by far
>No Future
>No Goals
>Sedins ready for salami factory
>Republic of China
>Indefinitely
JUST
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING TONIGHT, LIGHTNING SENPAI
GET READY BINLAND
WE COMMIN FOR YA
>>66394433
DELETE THIS
Karma for the blots scoring too many goals
>>66393752
she's gonna die in childbirth
>>66394716
She'll die once he unloads his mighty seed in her.
>>66394433
FUCK OFF ANYTHING BUT CHINKCOUVER
>>66394964
Deadmonton it is.
>>66394873
Like a honeybee?
>ALERT >ALERT >ALERT >ALERT >ALERT
>PLAYOFF UPDATE
>LELANDERS BTFO
Red Wings Schedule (85 points, 8 games remain):
vs PITT
vs BUF
@ MTL (2nd night of back to back)
vs MIN
@ TOR (2nd night of back to back)
vs PHI
@ BOS (2nd night of back to back)
@ NYR
Flyers Schedule (85 points, 9 games remain):
@ ARI
vs WPG
vs WAS
vs OTT
@ PITT (2nd game of back to back)
@ DET
vs TOR (2nd game of back to back)
vs PITT
@ NYI (2nd game of back to back)
Bruins Schedule (86 points, 7 games remain):
@ TOR
@ NJD
@ STL
@ CHI
vs CAR
vs DET
vs OTT
Islanders Schedule (87 points, 7 games remain):
>L@TBL
@CAR (2nd game of back to back)
vs CAR
vs COL
vs PITT
vs TBL
@WAS (2nd game of back to back)
@NYR
>>66394993
Fine anything but vanpoopee
>mfw US teams have 0 (ZERO) chances at drafting Matthews
>>66395139
Please take mattheews i beg you
>>66395154
taking poopinajarvi
>>66395178
Don't FUCK with me
>>66395224
why is finland so autistic?
(srs)
>>66395275
No sun and freezing weather half of the yeae
The Debbies playbyplay guy's nasally jew voice is so grating
>>66395139
>mfw Canadian teams have 0 (ZERO) chances at making the playoffs
Can any of you friends to the north tell me where is a good place to purchase a summer home? I would like a place that is somewhat remote, but preferably no more than 6 hours from the airport.
>>66395666
Alberta.
>>66395726
I was hoping for somewhere slightly more specific, but I was considering Alberta. Low oil prices should make things even cheaper near Banff, and I've never had a bad vacation there.
>>66395812
Red Deer, Alberta.
>wake up
>Edmonton Oilers are still a laughing stock to sports
>stralman dead
At least carle stepped up right? The d really played well in the 3rd.. We'll be ok
>>66396446
MOVE OVER SHITMONTON
TIME FOR THE GLORIOUS ONES TO TAKE FIRST OVERALL FOR A WHILE
Question hoc
Why the fuck are the Red Wings in danger of losing the streak?
Why did Howard regress into a shitty goaltender? He was an Allstars last year then got a groin injury.. Never recovered from that after a whole season?
Also why did Tatar and Nyquist regress? Once leading goal scorers they both have become ghosts out there.
Other than that Larkin, Athanasius, and now Mantha are exceeding expectations, but there's nothing to show. Can this only be summed up by a locker room/ coaching issue?
>>66389832
We clinched a playoff spot bruv. Going on our 5th consecutive year of choking.
are we still greentexting >Hongcouver?
>>66397376
Go for it. I don't feel anything anymore.
>>66397418
I think that goes to show how much better than Larkin is. Nyquist is a seasoned nhler, Larkin is a rookie. If Nyquist can't put up points unless he's on Zetterbergs line then he's worthless
>>66382511
>>66383119
>>66383157
whats this new meme?
>>66394433
>>66394688
>>66394747
whats going on?
>>66397569
The tank is on
Top 3 pick is ours
Finland will Make Vancouver Great Again
>one team has 9 games left, the other has 5
Nice scheduling Bettman you fat fuck
>http://lightning.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=875534
>6:35
holy shit sometimes i wish i would listen to the radio rather than watch the games just so i can listen to this fucking madman
The Canucks have been mathematically eliminated for 4 hours and I haven't seen an updated "this is our year" pic yet.
Hoc, you're slipping.
>>66397915
>tfw we don't make anyone mad anymore
Truly dark days my friend.
Not cloutier dark, but dark
>>66397937
Was there even a gamethread tonight? I didn't see one.
Went 1/3 on today's games betting the over.
Thinking about just going hard on the Anaheim/Ottawa game tomorrow at 5&1/2.
Thoughts?
>>66398034
this might be the best pepe ive ever seen
>>66397906
That's how I feel about the Blues radio broadcast just because of Kelly Chase
Gostisbehere jerseys are finally available.
Just let me have my meme, that's all I want.
>>66398209
He's gonna have an incredibly underwhelming sophomore season
>>66393815
>>66393951
>being a fatty fucker
>>66398487
>falling for propaganda that leaves all the good women for the true alphas
yes good goy, enjoy your scraps of fat. Leave the meat for the others
>lose to the Flyers twice
>beat the Wongs
>beat the Islels
Why are the Blots so based bros?
>>66398603
I can't believe >we lost to the fucking flyers. If they didn't piss away the easy games >we'd be sitting comfy in 1st
"Fuck it I'll do it myself"
How the fuck are the Cantcucks WORSE than Edmonton?
>No goals in 16 of the last 17 periods
HOW
>>66399550
Well, it starts with an "Auston" and ends with a "Matthews".
>>66399708
>implying that would save them from Benning or the retarded italians
>>66399708
"Patrik" "laine"
>>66399729
Agree re: Italians
Disagree re: Benning
>>66399738
Under the assumption Benning is just a puppet for the retarded ownership?
>Washington gets the President's trophy
>Ovechkin doesn't get fiddy goals
Puljujärvi back from his injury tonight. Whos hype? Answer: everyone
>>66400302
Why is your language so fucking ugly
>>66400336
to keep anglo subhumans from learning it
>>66400398
Why the fuck would ANYONE ever want to learn such a shit language
>>66400413
to understand things that are hidden from lesser people
>>66400441
>All worthwhile mythology and stories come from the Danes and Swedes
>Finland has a culture of literally nothing anyone gives a fuck about
Wow its fucking nothing Pekkea
>>66400457
that's what we want you to think :^)
>>66400468
>Your culture in one image
>>66400474
5.5% vodka? Huh?
>yotes
>>66400486
its a gin based soft drink
Huomenta
>>66400628
vitun pummi heräsit sitte kello 2 PÄIVÄLLÄ, hanki saatana työ paikka
>>66400652
Meni yö vähän pitkäks änäriä kattellessa
>>66400664
ohuilla ja hennoilla hiuksilla on merkittävästi vähemman rakennetta kuin normaalin paksuisilla hiuksilla
>>66400723
Juu
>>66400652
>töissä
>lauantaina
League pass is balls cheap for the rest of the season.
I dare anyone to find what the recurring regular price is for next season
>protip:
League pass is balls cheap for the rest of the season.
I dare anyone to find on the site what the recurring regular price is for next season
>protip:
Is the >leafs win against the Bruins?
>>66400580
>>66400628
>>66400652
>>66400664
>>66400755
guys, why are we so much better country than anyone else on /hoc?
>>66401188
Superior intelligence and genes
https://www.nhl.com/news/ryan-johansen-wishes-he-still-was-a-blue-jacket/c-279894484?tid=277548856
tl;dr Johansen reconciling with BJ's
I don't even
this might be worth watching for drama alone
>>66401417
haha based Keklu Kekäläinen just robbed Nashville of Jones and will still be able to sign Johansen.
>>66401431
>>66401417
Holy shit Kekäläinen absolute madman
>flyers game at 5am
fug :DDD
>>66401476
the most meme game will at 8pm finnish time. Biggest game of the season so far.
Good morning finn friends
>>66401476
>>66401509
sorry meant to say at 9pm
>>66401522
good morning friend. Nice to have some diversity here!
>>66397251
Because despite what everyone says, Babcock is actually a really good coach
the best possible outcome of the upcoming playoffs would be chiraq vs stinky smelly kongs guaranteeing one of them gets eliminated in the first round
Tell me about Markus Niemeläinen
There are so many fucking games today and I'll be flying from 5-12 reeeeeeeee
>>66401631
big bodied meat and potatoes type of tough defenseman
>expansion draft
god damn kikes
>>66401727
I'm going to be so butthurt if the penguins lose murray or fleury
19 years ago today, lemioux turtled
There will never be a rivalry this intense ever again. Look at this shit
https://youtu.be/voy7FIMQj6o
>>66401796
Why even do it when we still have teams that fail to draw any substantial revenue whatsoever which could be moved easily
>>66401893
Its a ponzi scheme. Take $500 from this new team to help the rest of the sunbelt survive then deal with it later when the money runs out again. Dont forget this will give another 25 players that arent good enough to be in the NHL a roster spot
>>66397251
>Nyquist and Tatar overperformed last year, and other skaters now know to guard them more closely
>the team is built around speed, not size
>the bigger players don't play as physically as they should
>Kronwall got old
>Blashill is no Babcock
>the defense still sucks ass
>Jimmy has always been a good, but not great, goalie
>the cap is lower for the wongs due to injuries, but Holland doesn't make risky trades anyway, just risky FA signings and overpays on contract extensions
This is known.
Who /hype/ here
>>66402024
The Wong's core players are aging which is why they're struggling. They got lucky as fuck when they drafted zetterberg and datsyuk in the later rounds of the draft. Those 2 players kept their streak alive for an additional 10 years. When yzerman retired we all thought they'd be shit but they managed to draft well and keep a float. Fuck they even won a cup after. Not to mention Lidstrom played forever and was effective. I think we're about to see a Detroit team take a little bit of a rebuild approach.
They have some nice pieces in larkin and mrazek to be their cornerstone players. But I think it'll take a few years for them to be elite players for their respective team.
Kuka /Pulju/ täällä?
Aho easily the next Giroux
>>66402953
the guy is so fucking good. Bigger Mikael Granlund with much better skating, better shot.
Aho completely dominating in the finnish league tonight, in both ends of the ice.
Guaranteed calder winner next season
>>66403150
>dominating the Finnish league
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>66403196
he is eighteen (18) years old, Steve.
>>66403150
Bust
>>66403222
And Nylander did the same in SHL.
Finnish league is Allsvenskan tier
>>66403150
Mega bust
So we can all agree that Aho>Laine>Pulju>Matthews
>>66403264
finland was the best league in CHL.
Canacucks angry that carolina hurricanes will dominate the league for the next 10 years with aho + pulju/laine
>>66403264
>SHL totals 43 games 27 points
Flyers r ELITRE
>yfw the one game the pongs lose is to the wongs
such is the life of a flyersfag
reminder that there was only two(2) ppg players in Liiga. This isn't some babby kids league where players score free babby points.
>>66403294
Except Frölunda cucked Puljubust to literal tears all while having their worst form in years.
>>66403316
>Literally PPG on the worst team in the league
>Meanwhile Aho, Laine and Pulju are all top tier babbies in a shit league and still can't come close to Nylander
>>66403442
one game doesn't tell much. It's about the league level and Liiga had like half of the playoff teams in CHL.
>>66403495
>literal refpuck against multiple teams
Go away bustland nobody wants your shit players
>>66403517
Lmao still buttblasted at our double agent
>>66403488
Swedish teams don't give a shit about CHL. Most teams just wants to lose so they can concentrate on SHL.
Finland got their inferiotiry complex and thus gives a shit about that glorified DOnald duck league
Why do sweeds have to inject their shitty players and teams to every unrelated conversation?
Answers in a postcard.
>Strålman is rip
Who will replace him in the world cup?
>>66403363
The lost to the devils 2 days ago faggot. Did you realize that out of the 4 major sports leagues Philly is going to finish dead last in 2 of them this year? Thats pathetic
>>66403591
Why do finns have to inject their shitty swiss tier league into hockey discussions?
Win an olympic gold before you talk more than the brits in /hoc/
>>66403603
Pretty obvious that Lindholm and Klingberg will get spots
>>66403630
>not trusting the system
top fucking kek u r dum
>>66403666
>system
You don't even know the right word
Why haven't we renamed the Atlantic and Pacific divisions to Florida and California divisions yet? Seems pretty obvious.
post >yfw the oilers win the draft lotto and the maple laffs NEVER EVER get a number one center
>>66403775
They should both be relegated so they stop ruining promising careers tbqh
>yfw the hawks and stars face each other in the first round
>yfw the los angeles beaners get swept in 4 games in the first round
>yfw the ducks get cucked
>yfw the entire western conference going into the second round is bloosers and shorkers and other teams that can't do anything right
BUT WAIT
>yfw the caps crap themselves
>yfw >rags and >pongs suffer from bad playoff goalies
>yfw an absolute shit-tier team somehow memes their way to the cup and the blackcucks/kongs pattern is disrupted forever
>>66403831
i hope the hawks get blown out in the first round
>>66403831
You want me to post 7 faces?
>>66403831
>yfw an absolute shit-tier team somehow memes their way to the cup and the blackcucks/kongs pattern is disrupted forever
Shit tier team you say?
>>66403865
>not having multiple faces
could Vegas potentially make next season?
>>66403993
No. And they only have 2 months to figure out and agree to all the expansion rules or they wont even be in 2 years from now
>>66403993
fuck no
I got diarrhea
Hold me /hoc/
>>66403363
No senpai
The Bruins will meme their way out of the playoffs.
Wings finish third in division, wild card flyers and isles
>>66404091
I'm taking a shit right now
Hope the mods are okay with that
Literal shit posting
>>66403893
>implying the flyers won't fuck it up again
You must be new to watching hockey.
PULJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66403649
>swiss tier league
bit rude
>>66404175
Laine 2+1 tonight including gwg
>Pulju scores in his first game back
>Laine 2+1
>Buston golfing after getting swept in a literal beer league
>>66402208
I /hype/ here
>>66402208
Me, fuck the Avs
>>66404349
you would think that the GMs would have learned from the Mackinnon debacle but i'm sure they will be stupid enough to take that mexican goof over big and strong finns.
>>66404476
Fuck you bud
>>66404517
>canada
wew lad
>NHL Public Relations @PR_NHL
>The @StLouisBlues have clinched their fifth consecutive playoff berth and 40th in franchise history. #StanleyCup
>40/48 years have been in the playoffs
>not a single cup
how?
>>66404505
Mackinnon>bustk0v
>>66404538
>his entire country is a meme at every sport
Weeeeeeew
>>66404550
ahAhahahAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAH
sorry bu-ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66404349
good post, i cant wait to see pulju and mcdavid combine for 300 points next season while auspic becomes the media scapegoat in toronto and quits hockey forever
>>66404638
New
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