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#lifegoals 2nd edition (renting doesnt count)
Comfy international break week 2nd sub-edition
Old thread: >>66301290
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First for Poland -1
>>66342971
S H A K I N G
>>66343079
Done my absolute nut on this one la
>>66343150
Can't feel my noggin. What on EARTH is that price?
At home
to SERBIA
Quivering.
Jannie you fucking cuck, why'd you ban me?
To make it on topic,
S H A K I N G at value of tomorrow
>>66343243
wtb friendo?
>>66343223
>implying Serbia are bad
The info makes it a good bet
Stuck 4 figs on -0.5 @ 2.05
Hope you lids are right
>>66343249
Janitor to kill himself in 2 years tops.
inb4 he bans me for this post
>>66343252
WAH WAH GOO GOO PLS TELL ME THE INFO
i'll prestake it like a good boy
>>66343264
i'll offer 1.4
>>66343274
Consider reading threads rather than just coming into them and posting. Last thread obv
>>66343295
Is it just what that serbian anon said?
That isn't good info lid
>>66343289
Value tbqh.
I offer odds of 2.1 on him being SP. He LITERALLY banned me because he dislikes my persona in these threads, what a cuck.
I bet he is a seething little penny punting slug, tears!
>>66342926
euans editions a shit edition
>>66343318
this
it's the kind of thing my mum shares on facebook
>>66343306
Are you implying its inaccurate? Because it isn't and googling for proof isn't hard either.
Same Serbian that put 27p down on a "fix"?
ON HUGE
>>66343342
I cant find any evidence of a "boycott". All I've got is Tadic and Gudelj whinging they've been dropped
>>66343318
>>66343333
>he doesnt line the walls of his betting office with pictures of nice houses and cars to bring focus and positivity
What are you going to buy when you make it big time?
>>66343409
>spending 12 hours/day alone in front of your laptop so you can get a 7% ROI in asia
>>66343409
pmsl i didn't think real life people actually did this
Either way, I won't waste my millions a house in a less developed, hotter country.
Probably just gonna shack up in a big house in the country with a lot of land and some nice cars.
>>66343431
>not getting an apartment in the middle of London and inviting models over to fuck
>>66343455
>seeing this as an enjoyable lifestyle
pmsl enjoy your loneliness liddo
>>66343392
Tadic strongly implied a number of players were against the current manager and there may soon be a huge backlash against him.
Sure they aren't outright saying they wouldn't play or wouldn't play well but at the very least its proof of a fractured dressing room.
>>66343420
>7% ROI
>stake £100mil
>???
>millionaire
>>66343431
Then my next thread will be dedicated to you.
>>66343455
Cringe.
>>66343431
>wanting to stay in this shithole country
>>66343526
You must be from the north
>>66343455
>living in muslimville
>>66343473
Have sex.
>>66343477
Cringe.
>>66343540
wrong
>>66343598
Excellent retort
Friendly reminder that tops 5 people are in long term profit in these threads.
Euan, BT, Jamie, me and some weirdo.
>>66343606
>Excellent retort
>>66343611
>some weirdo.
My names johnny pal
>>66343611
3 out of those 5 are chronic liars and are DOWN long term
someone post Albania's TT
>>66343643
https://tipstertube.com/profile/eastconnect
>>66343653
>-100%
PMSL
Does J West post daily as anon?
>>66343671
He is a janitor, pmsl.
>>66343653
>CS bet
>10/10
jej
>>66343671
Not every day but he does sometimes. Usually pretty obvious when it's him.
>>66343663
repulsed by every aspect of this tbqh
>>66343683
post some tiny amount of proof you are profitable
your ROI in /bet/ is awful
https://tipstertube.com/profile/gruzoperevozki
v. interested to see how this maverick turns out
>>66343749
What a novel idea
>>66343749
[spoiler] ~-7% ROI after 6 months (if he lasts that long) [/spoiler]
>>66343791
better than you then
>>66343823
CLASSIC
we were all thinking it, PMSL
>>66343823
zzzzz
My bets and bets I have tipped vs bets I have followed from here.
>>66343871
this is so autistic
>>66343871
of course mate
except without fonbet only bets you would have a negative ROI on TT
anyone can edit some figures in a spreadsheet
>>66343882
>tracking your own bets and that of other tipsters as well as their profitability is autistic
I really hope you're baiting
>>66343871
DON'T HIDE YOUR BALANCE LA. BABBY STAKES DETECTED
>>66343916
the whole bet-tracking-spreadsheet concept just reeks of autism
tbqh i wouldn't be surprised if every poster on this thread was on the spectrum
>>66343957
Having a little autism is LITERALLY an advantage though.
>>66343904
Only been one fonbet 10/10, rest been tipped as 1/10. If I am up on my tipped bets with no fonbet, your claim cant possibly be true.
>>66343957
>>66343882
lel. Is this a new gimmick? Love your work
Night lads x
>>66343957
>He wasn't around during Uni spreadsheet days
Now that was autism. Still interesting though.
CODE GREEN CODE GREEN
>>66343871
?
last time you posted this, it was shown that you'd missed about shitloads of losers. Looking at it, I think you still have.
>>66340950
sums!
>>66344366
mums, even
Making early Asian money
>>66346376
wtb
hello laddies id like to place a bet
>>66346526
miami tonight
>>66343871
Pmsl at this, you obviously claim winners were tipped by yourself and blame others others for losers you fucking cretin.
>>66343871
In tears at this, pathetic
lads
lads
England @1.8 surely worth a bet
>>66347190
Haha nvm
Pmsl @ us
On IPE samut +1.25 based on how much of the bars and circles are their colour
>Australia overs
Why am I never on
Who getting on England here?
>>66347356
>a bet won so it was a good bet
>>66347475
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Kawasaki Frontale better fucking win this match or I'm back to sucking dicks for lunch money.
>>66347327
>pixel punting
>>66347327
tears!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35879771
>>66347695
It said it had seen "an acceleration in the number of time-outs and automatic self-exclusions over recent weeks", measures which allow punters to halt gambling with a bookmaker.
PMSL
wtb
>>66347846
Unders on afganistan player run markets
England surreal. Afghans on suicide watch.
>>66347886
Mate, isn't half your team from Afghanistan?
>>66347695
Beautiful
>>66344080
All of my bets are either marked as mine, or t4tw. So all losing bets are accounted for under either "tipster". There will be winners marked under the wrong one too.
>>66346886
Well that would defeat the purpose of tracking who tipped it. Remember betting on friendlies is bad!
>>66347905
You talking about https://tipstertube.com/profile/t4tw ?
>>66347905
Friendlies are dece
>>66347905
Schizo detected
can you get rich being a professional better?
>>66347943
obviously
>>66347905
Look buddy. Time and time again when you've tracked your own statistics whether through this spreadsheet you took a screenshot of, your graphs posted on here and twitter and your tipster tube when your tips were private your stats have been pretty impressive. But when your bets have been tracked by an independent party you've been shown up as a fraud. At the end of the day you could easily alter the spreadsheet yourself, why you feel the need to constantly try and prove yourself when everybody knows you're not that good at betting is beyond me.
If it just so happens that we're all wrong and you're actually a really shrewd bettor who just happens to get really unlucky every time he tips on tipster tube publicly or on blogabet than good for you. The constant seeking of our approval is very embarrassing, posting a screenshot of your betting spreadsheet when it directly contradicts all other verified stats about your betting is so cringey it literally makes my skin crawl. If you really had a 30% roi, according to data produced by yourself, why wouldn't you be a paid tipster? By guess is the data is wrong or it's filled with bubblegum bets, probably a combination of both,
I very rarely post on here but at times I find you one of the most vile, repulsive boy who is arguably slightly mentally ill. Please stop lying to yourself and please stop posting here, we don't like you.
>>66347970
Shame this isn't very well written but it's a good post nonetheless. I wonder if Euan sleeps well at night, knowing, deep down he's not very good at betting which is seemingly something he's devoted his life to.
Fuck me, anyone have a rball screen shot of the Kawasaki Frontale game?
>>66347970
>>66347980
It's not that he's not good at betting because he's clearly a little bit shrewd, he's just nowhere near as shrewd as he thinks he is.
Gomel backers btfo
>>66348042
Obviously he's better than your average mug but I don't think he's particularly shrewd at all. If he went on PGA he's realise how many better gamblers there are out there. Delusions of grandeur.
>>66347980
This is what strikes me the most, and the aspect I enjoy the greatest. Euan has that weird kind of autism where you are fixated on one thing and on thing only, His particular thing is betting.
He has thrown everything he has at it: He goes to an ex poly, he has made subpar friends with a group of lads that wear 'Next' and drink half cokes on a night out, he shags 3/10 Scottish birds.
His life is shambles but it's all okay because he has betting... it's just that he isn't that good at betting. When you dedicate your life to a craft only to find an innumerable amount of your peers are better at it putting in significantly less effort it drives you a little bit crazy, it drives you to approval seek and lie.
Poor, Poor Euan.
>>66348222
Hit the nail on the head here buddy
Apart from:
>he shags 3/10 Scottish birds.
>>66347970
Talking big sense pal
gomel odds ALL OVER THE PLACE
GOMEL
i cant feel my feet when im with u
India @ 1.44
Team Of Top Batsman
>India v Bangladesh
>>66348334
what sport m8
African home team accy anyone?
>Caan Berry's hairline
>not being on Poland/Wizards double
It's practically free money
>>66348490
South Sudan price is insane, DC is a worldy
>>66348500
Tfw mines the same and I'm 22
>>66347970
>>66347980
>>66348042
>>66348222
>>66348142
Oh dear. What a bunch of sad little men. I dont remember anyone asking for a pseudo-psychology essay on someone who posts on a Malaysian radiator repairman discussion board
>>66348525
Oh dear, oh dear.
>>66348539
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
What a day lads, what a day!
>>66348539
Predictable deflective response really
>>66348539
What's the problem? You only post to get attention and you got some.
>>66348222
10/10, based!
Please do a psychology report on me.
Much appreciated.
>>66348539
>begs for attention
>gets it
Doesn't respond to any of the interesting points raised,
>>66348573
>>66348549
Am I expected to respond to every point so you can reply "nibs, aha too easy"?
>>66348564
Don't know why you didn't choose a slightly more believable country like Bulgaria or Romania. Can't fault your dedication though.
>>66348543
Didn't realise games lasted 15 minutes, you seething little cockroach. Can't wait to laugh at you when the mighty South Sudan come back to win.
Eolikis Mytilinis -0.25 first half
LARGE!
>>66348581
I'm not on a wind up here. I genuinely think you're mentally ill, must take it's toll constantly lying to yourself.
MACKERS WANTS 10K ON BENIN SW
>>66348615
You got me!
>>66348638
Ok mate! Everyone here is wrong, you're actually really shrewd and it's just some real hard luck that your tips on here, tipstertube and blogabet don't reflect those stats that you're inputted yourself on a spreadsheet, real bad luck.
>some worm insults Euan's betting record
>He responds attaching a pic of his record showing he makes considerable profit
>hurr durr why are you trying to prove yourself you must be mentally ill
everytime
>>66348649
>people think 10 or 30 or 50 or even 100 tips is an appropriate sample size to get the true performance of a tipster
Nearly 1000 bets in total in my spreadsheet and I know the ROI it says it too high.
>>66348663
trip on, me. Stop being mentally ill
>>66348663
TRIP ON EUAN
>>66348501
Why Poland lad?
>PSG women on a -1
surely not
>>66348614
this win?
>>66348501
>betting against the hawks
>>66348724
Unfortunately no, even after 4 minutes of additional time, they could not nick a goal, so we are left with a half loss there.
Feel no regret, as the bet was huge huge value, and thus it is spot on the right track.
Thanks for letting me know to update you on the score, friendo!
>>66348740
pmsl please don't post your tips here
Germany worth a reback?
>>66348740
Unlucky m8
Euan don't let your only follower here starve
Wtb?
>>66348740
>tfw albania does it again
>Not one mention
>>66348776
EVERYONE IS ON POLAND
>>66348832
Life changing sums on
>>66348839
But WHY?!
>>66348827
Thanks :) x
Just wanted to say I'm 1 year sober today and I'm thankful for having /bet/ in my life.
>>66348853
Congrats m8, keep it up
>>66348853
We're all gonna make it
>>66348850
pmsl do your own research
>>66348860
>researching an international friendly
not quite pissing myself but had a small chuckle
>>66348853
You are still a betting addict though :)
xx
>>66348868
Yet here you are begging for some secret info you odd little fellow
>>66348882
Tbh I was "addicted" to /bet/ not the gambling.
>>66348884
is the secret poland have a slightly better squad and >muh serbia boycott?
Eolikis Mytilinis -0.5 @ 1.8 BET365 ( score 1-0 )
extra large stake! Wins tbqh.
>>66348898
pmsl
>>66348904
pmsl
>>66348903
Tears you absolute mug
>>66348904
Pmsl
Save the >Yous
Match is not over yet, and besides value is value.
>>66348903
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
reback?
>>66348920
It's not value when you keep losing you weirdo
>>66348920
Go home Albania ... you're drunk ! ;))
>>66348946
Nope, handicap changed to -0.75 ;)
xx
>>66348920
You are even more pathetic than Euan pmsl, never knew such a thing was possible but you managed it. Great job pal.
Who on Solvenia -1.5 here
>>66348985
pmsl what are you trying to solve?
>>66349033
rate this post m8
So much money on Inter U19 -0.25 from here, Ujana are snoozing all over the pitch
>>66349130
Guess I'll just have to get on from 3-0 pmsl, not as if these little Africans are going to muster up any more energy
>>66349143
Sickening comment
>>66349149
How did the Remain canvassing go today Lee?
>>66349143
shrewd!
>>66349143
Inter player literally TRIPPED over the sleeping defender and the ref gave a pen pmsl, the little darkie STILL didn't wake up with all the commotion
F A T I G U E
Those lazy Africans pmsl. I bet Lee would argue they should go through as they've overcome more difficulties in life and it "means more to them"
>>66349234
big fan m8
>>66349234
Very good post.
Loving these past few posts, would be a shame if the banter sponge Euan came and ruined it all.
>>66348853
Congrats m8, keep loving life
>>66348730
>he hasn't been watching the Wizards recently
They are going off familia
Can't stop blowing off
Won't stop blowing off
>>66349365
Thanks for spoonfeeding me, their record is a surreal. Going for both spread and ML
Scared of how much I have on Poland tbqh
Cancelling my plumbing contract if the Poles dare lose
what's the info on those poles then lads
>>66349101
Banned little friendo? aww tears, Jannie does it again!
>>66349532
Revenge for Brussels
Dear Valued Sky Bet customer,
We write in relation to the bet you have placed with a selection from the South Sudan vs Benin match. Unfortunately this match kicked off 2 hours ahead of the scheduled time and was already in play at the time of bet placement, despite not being a game we were offering live betting on. As a result, and as per our rules, your selection on this match has been voided.
We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused.
>tfw can't bet on Barca-PSG
damn this country
Smashing Asians like Mackers on a trip to the in-laws'
>>66349592
What were you on?
>he didn't get on iraq @1.8
>>66349656
Benin, actually didnt know it'd kicked off early too :(
Going to be greedy and afterlime on this value I found, kicks off at 6
abort
>>66349684
>afterlime
>>66349825
Big Al the Icelandic expert
I know a little about not a lot but it gets me through.
Successful independent sports trader for a number of years.
Could you BE anymore pseudo?
>>66349918
>number of years
>15k roll
>>66349918
Whose bio is that?
>>66349928
Proof?
>>66349946
The mental illness lad
whats the info on poland?
>>66350063
Stop
1111111111
>>66350065
when you tell me
Malta U21 +1.25 is an unreal gift
>>66350240
1111111111
Reading slags +2
>>66350240
>pixel punting
>>66350315
Pmsl the line was only there because of pixel punters, clueless little slug
>>66350286
'why'
>>66349976
>The mental illness lad
Is this his name now?
Pmsl at some of these WSL 2 prices. I owe the trader a pint or two, he's paid for my summer holidays already.
macedonia is a good bet boys get your filthy numbers on
Pmsl at Barca backers, PSG -0.75 and lower is THE bet of the day
>>66350505
too much on
Pmsl at everything, everyone and the universe in general
>Euan STILL hasn't emailed me
Just been on the phone to me nan and she said to smack PSG because of pixel punters driving the price up and to tell that Euan lad to stop stealing her haircut pmsl
>>66350599
nsa fun?
>>66350611
You watching the stream la
>>66349644
pmsl underrated post
good effort lad
Giving people FREE tips and they have the audacity to ask why
>>66350611
>stop stealing her haircut
>>66350599
Too busy being PERMa-DAC pmsl
>>66349169
Been giggling at this post all through the microwave tikka masala I had with my wife's kid.
Actually made it an enjoyable evening for once.
Anything you need lid? I'm in your debt.
Literally everyone is on poland, going to celebrate all over twitter when it wins
Poland is changing back four, Salamon (central defender from Serie B) is expected to start instead of better Pazdan imo. I think they'll concede, I don't trust this guy. Krychowiak coming back after injury, he won't be fully fit.
BTS is the real bet @1.83
Poland and BTS @4.50
>>66350755
I'm not
>>66350764
PROXY OFF BOOKIR SHILL
>>66350766
get on m8
>>66350764
Yeah, here in Poland we want to see a show. Everyone is so excited about those friendly matches. I feel Lewy gives this team a new life. Not so long ago we had a crisis, a lot of people criticized everything related to national team. We still have many problems: Glik without solid partner in defensive, lack of good alternarives in the middle. Door is still open, so I go for Poland&over 2.5 ~3.60:)
this is from a true polak
>>66350764
la la la la la la i can't hear you la la la la
#toppingup on serbia +
SO comfy on Barca + right now
Expected lineups:
http://static.przegladsportowy.pl/2016/03/23/635943264036490000.jpg
>>66350781
Proxy off ISIS Troll
>>66350965
>that serbian back 4
SCARED
>>66350965
Surreal lineups
serbia team looks dece desu lids
KING KURT WANTS 250EUR ON MALTA U21 +0.75
Of the last 15 Gibraltar games, o2 has only lost once. Of the last 15 Liechtenstein games, o2 has only lost three times. The current best price for o2 is 1.75, this is a mainstream special.
>He isn't going to bet against a team that is starting Matic and Ivanovic
Serbia is literally Chelsea 2.0
Topping up on Poland and there's nothing you can do about it
>>66351080
>two teams who can't attack playing each other
>overs
pmsl
>>66351124
Pmsl at this clueless little slug, you can't argue with statistics, buddy. Tears!
>>66351124
>>two teams who can't attack playing each other
What
Fuck this I'm off to reddit.
>>66351170
Cheerio leftist scum
>>66351153
In their last 10 games Gibraltar have scored 2 goals.
In their last 10 games Liechtenstein have scored 3.
IMAGINE staking overs. Just think about how unlikely it is for one team to score a goal and them imagine needing TWO goals just to get a REFUND. The mind boggles, it really does.
>>66351213
Good post.
>>66351213
Pmsl at this utter cretin
>>66351213
Shhhhh wanted to see mugs lose their money
>>66351256
Which part of my post is incorrect you fucking wastecadet.
>>66351213
my model has this game having 3.1 goals
>>66351296
The part where you conveniently forgot to mention that both team's previous matches have been spent parking the bus pmsl, you're in for a right treat when you see the goals flying in here. Luckily you'll only be losing mummy's fiver lmao.
>>66351304
How can you score 0.1 goals? PMLS check out this moron.
>>66351326
PMLS
>>66351304
>my model
Bahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahndkebdkwneocmjelsbfoemdnnfnfkwke
>>66351304
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
>>66350965
Didn't that serb say their players were boycotting the team? That line up is still decent wtf.
Inb4 match ends with 2 goals as it's CORRECTLY PRICED.
>>66351326
>>66351360
>>66351372
surreal banter
this is why we need a /bet/ meet, just imagine the jokes we would get after a few drinks
>>66351393
>it's an international match therefore must be correctly priced
>>66351326
Here's your (You)
>>66351380
Maybe 2 players have refused to play lmao
>>66351393
>he's not got a 3.17% roi on correctly priced shite this season
Prem has been UNREAL.
>>66351393
Coral had the initial odds for Liech SW @ 1.33 and Betfred had 1.9. Which one was correct? :^)
Praying its carried
>>66351471
praying you have sex
>>66351485
Had sex earlier lad
Would LITERALLY apply for a visa to UK if we guys decided to meet there for some drinks on a Saturday night tbqh.
Imagine the banter with Jamie and Euan.
>>66351500
What about BritTurk?
>>66351515
I AM BritTurk.
>>66350240
>>66350273
>>66350315
Half win, oh well.
TOO. MUCH. ON. POLAND.
>>66351532
Full win on -0.5 though
>>66351500
Whywould you need to apply for a visa to travel down from Stoke?
>>66349684
11111111111111111
>>66351572
Well done, also a full win on under 1.5, 2.5, 3.5, 4.5 etc, over 0.5, under 0.5 second half, Montenegro to win first half, Montenegro DNB, DC etc. What's your point? You wouldn't happen to be a slimy little aftertiming slug, would you?
Lineups:
https://twitter.com/BrilovD96/status/712713204963680256
Poland very very much offensive squad
On Poland SW also
2 dangerous attacks for Liechtenstein already, can't imagine how many goals are incoming
Still no goals
Surely Romania can score and Liechtenstein Draw?
Got on Lichenstein -1 @2.3 pregame. Come on lads
>>66351669
nie wolno
Still no goals
>>66351812
thanks flashscore
>>66351812
Update me every 5 minutes please mate cheers.
>>66351784
Is there something wrong in backing my National team, Friendo?
>>66351827
Yes, addiction.
>>66351837
where is the fix mane?
>Disallowed girl
pmsl
Disallowed goal for Lichenstein
11111111111
>>66351837
Oh I understand,
Patriotism = Addiction in Albania
wow fuck
So much on Man City qts
>>66350944
Hup hup hup
>>66351877
once i made 200 grand from betting I'm moving back to Poland, where my family originate from
Still no goals
Fuck. I bet almost 600 dollar of skin and lose. Time to start right back
>>66351939
U WOT M8
>not betting on Lewandowski to score anytime at 1.9
Shiggidyyyyyyyyyyyy
PEN
>>66352000
>imagine not being on Milik
Just put all my money on Poland
Only one goal so far.
PMSL
tears streaming down my cheeks
>>66352088
Still no goals
WTF REF YOU PRICK
>>66352106
Pmsl what on earth was it disallowed for
>>66352118
How can you disallow a direct free kick? Just because this is non-fifa are they playing different rules? Shaking with rage.
dis ref tho
on serbia +
LARGE
>>66352186
Going to love it when I win money while you lose it on the same match
Down insane on Man City boilers
>>66352186
No you aren't
>>66352222
quads and truth go hand in hand
>>66351948
csgo roulette
started with $100
then $600 and lose it all in 2 days
>Poland STILL hasn't scored
>>66352250
>0 DAs after 2 mins
DAUFC
>>66352250
>hasn't
>>66352222
Yeah ok pal
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Polak and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
>Poland
>>66352321
Q: What's the difference between Euan and a pork business in the middle east?
A: Nothing they're both unprofitable.
>Chelsea players
>>66352250
lewa brace incoming
So far I have found;
Dutch
Jewish
Turkish
Girls to translate web pages for me.
Need a Finn like AIR though
Holy shit Vitality -2.5 @ 6
-1.5 @ 2.62
and to win @ 1.72
not enough money to smash on all of this
>>66352391
whats the info lad
Still no goal
>>66352389
oooh look at me, love birds me
Cashing out. Absolute farce this.
>>66352430
worm
>>66352430
PLEASE
>>66352389
>web pages
??????
Need Man City x2, Milik, Gib or Liech, and a cheeky Cerro Res goal please.
>>66352406
Vitality are just a much better team, they have arguably not just the best EU top laner but best Western top laner, and they've shown to be much more consistent and have a much better grasp of macro play. Fnatic are being overrated because of their performance at IEM, but since coming back to EU LCS they've shown that they're no better than they were before. Vitality did also just have a shock loss to a garbage team it's worth noting.
My prediction is a straight 3-0 win for Vitality, but there's always the chance of Fnatic taking a map. Definitely putting money on -2.5, -1.5 and SW.
>>66352503
I don't know what any of this mean. Like literally no idea.
But the fact you've written it all out coherently makes me want to put money on it.
On SW large
Reminder that if you bet on esports you belong on Reddit
11111111111111111111111111
>>66352496
Yes.
111111111
GASPING for Liebenstein goal
>>66352591
What do you mean though?
>>66352632
Pages on the internet that are in foreign languages, google translate is terrible at some languages.
Cmon satellite state.
>missing the bees
>>66352667
VIVA LA REVOLUCION
>>66352644
Oh ok, do you Skype them?
>>66352711
No we write letters pmsl
>over 70DA's
>5 shots on target
>>66351213
Quick reminder lids :^)
>>66352896
Have a (You)
>>66352896
tears
>>66352979
>>66352957
why? He's right
Can't believe, won't believe people took overs in Gibraltar game. Surely these type of dumb people don't post in here, r-right guise?
>>66353019
>-100%
>>66353019
Be quiet you vermin
You tipped two in-plays and they lost within seconds
>>66352957
>>66352979
worms
reback the poles?
>>66353009
>>66353055
tears
[spoiler]Im acually crying[/spoiler]
>>66351899
pmsl
>>66351899
Down so much on Man City slags
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
>>66353095
What you laughing at m8?
>>66353122
Check again
airrrrrrrr
>>66353122
dont worry mate, just dont add it to the spreadsheet and it'll be like it never happened
>>66353122
M A G I C
A
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C
I
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Why did I add that Gibraltar v. Liechtenstein game to my bet? The two fucking worst teams in Europe. Should have known they would be too unpredictable. What a shit show of a game.
Fucking stupid.
UP BEYOND SUMS BASED CITY
>>66353133
yeah you were totally on SW @1.2 zzzzzzzzzz
>>66353175
zzz what are rebacks
>>66353173
Literally fuck off and die aftertiming scum.
>>66353181
zzzzzzz said you needed 2 earlier
>>66353187
Is this a joke?
>>66353181
>Yeah, let me reback a team who can't score!!!1
>>66353187
>he wasn't on
>>66353187
Full and complete list of people in this thread who wouldn't be missed if they died and in fact it might even be celebrated:
You.
>>66353181
How convenient you rebacked.
>>66353191
Because I was on -1 then SW? Why is that hard to imagine?
>>66353200
They were smacking all game. Had 4 off the line. Would end 3-0 any other day.
Hate Euan so much
>>66353217
Unibwin
Wouldn't mind another Poland goal tbqh
>>66353239
same, hes got some serious personality issues
>>66353223
>Why is that hard to imagine?
Not hard to imagine but less believable considering you only mentioned needing 2 :)
>>66353255
Thats how bets on -1 win lad. http://www.betshoot.com/asian-handicap-betting/
>>66353239
Don't we all, pmsl at him getting pissy with all the attention before yet just a few hours later he's attention seeking again. Not bothered really as he can't profit in Asia and no one is going to hire him based on his 2:2 from an ex-poly.
>>66353223
So do you re-back everything? That seems like a terrible strategy.
Or just when you need to make it look like you're not DAC?
Post slip worm.
>>66353272
You really are a mong.
>>66353279
Only when it deserves it.
>inb4 inspect element
I believe Euan rebacked for the record. Was clear City dominance and although I didn't get involved until 2nd half I would've been rebacking if I was on the AH. Seemed impossible they wouldn't grab at least one.
>>66353317
>Gibraltar-Liechtenstein Over 1.0
PMSL
>>66353317
Damn Euan, back at it again with the evidence
>>66353317
So you have a small win, medium loss and medium refund. DAC.
>>66353317
What's that website lad?
Ignore the trolls.
>>66353350
Pennies win (for aftertiming purposes), pennies loss (for potential trolling purposes if it wins) and a medium refund more like
>>66353350
No
>>66353366
Yeah, I back bets for trolling and aftertiming purposes.
inb4 nibs
>>66353358
I'll message you on tt
can we all just reply to Albania with '>-100%' from now on.
>>66353440
Okay friendo.
Only averaging £640.30/day this month zzzzzzzzz
>I'll message you on tt
>>66353458
>-100%
22222222 when?
>Euan still hasn't bought my accounts
zzzzzzzz
>>66353488
fuck off I'm being serious I'm selling off spares
>>66353488
I would buy them, really would, but how could we solve problem of deposit-withdrawals without you robbing me? :)
How much would you all pay for an unlimitable 365?
I'll start the bidding at £2k.
BTTS in
>>66353543
If unlimitable for a whole year, would pay up to 50k.
DAC
>>66353548
BTTS out
>>66353548
pmsl
>>66353543
Far more than that
>>66353554
pmsl
you dont have 5k let alone 50
So if I start using an eastern european proxy then start tipping obscure lotto shite like I am an expert would people think I am shrewd too?
Any Asian games tomorrow looking juicy?
Only up 1k from Poland zzzz
>>66353588
I believe he has 50k
>>66353548
Mug. Thought Serbia scored
>>66353680
They did. Disallowed
Lost my whole roll last week and today just got my dream job. God works in mysterious ways :]
So, how can one buy accounts off strangers in the Internet without getting scammed by the seller party?
Would love to buy accounts from you mugs here and I'd pay good amounts, but really inclined as you addicts will just rob me off my hard earned shekels.
UAC on polacks
Thanks, lids
>>66353737
>Implying I'd want to some commie knowing my personal details
>>66353534
you can make the accounts (fresh bookies) i'll just end you what you need for how many accounts you buy
>>66353737
come to the UK and buy it off me in person
>>66353749
*send
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-cHNC6hRU
>>66353747
But you need shekels to survive, dear friend.
>>66353749
I would need your ID, and a recent utility bill to open Neteller/Skrill in your name and verify it.
Then open bookmakers and verify them using your ID and utility bill, but you could always contact Neteller/Skrill to change password and rob me off :)
HOW CAN WE PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING, /bet/?
>>66353750
Applying for visa and stuff is boring and lengthy process.
>>66353764
No idea why you posted that
>>66353764
amazing
>>66353785
post front of passport
>>66353820
Cba to clear EXIF data off from freaks like SP and that weirdo obsessed with me.
>>66353832
4chan clears exif data automatically retard
>>66353839
Oh yes, my bad. I forgot.
I think it does same with credit card data as well.
Test
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
>>66353839
Since when
>>66353849
since years
When was the last time you saw someone get doxxed from exif data
>>66353832
uk proxy confirmed
>>66353848
This doesnt really work, does it?
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
How much does 4chan pass cost
>this is a man who beat federer in 3
>mens tennis
>>66353871
$20
4chan.org/pass
>>66353785
who still gets bills sent out?
>>66353898
You tell me m8, you are from UK.
Bookmakers need a recent utility bill in your name though, for KYC process.
Haha told me mum that I bet Euan would claim to reback Man City, check my phone after walking the dog and surprise, surprise he did. It's genuinely amazing how he only rebacks bets which go onto win.
Stop lying to yourself, seek help.
>>66353339
Nice
Only up 20k this month zz
>>66353916
yes, never received a bill since my providers do it online
Raptors +1,5 tonight lads, anything with them having a +handicap in their current form is value. Throw Cavaliers SW in there if you want to spice up the odds a bit
wizards value gone since the victory 2 days ago but they'll probably take the win anyway
>>66354009
I'm on Pacers HT/FT
>>66354032
ok, but they dont play tonight
>>66342971
>final score 1-0
You doubleniggers. I put cash money on that game. :(
>>66353942
>>66353317
>>66353458
>no reply.
>>66354070
Then you should have got a refund mate.
>>66354085
>actually messaging a troll on a proxy
>>66354063
pmsl meant Pistons
>>66354103
Where's the nearest customer service center?
>>66354085
Responded.
>>66354115
Tears friendo!
>>66354115
Need to set up the next /bet/ mafia
>>66354149
pmsl did you take European handicap
Need a new funny gimmick like A I R tbqh familia
>>66354149
Did you bet asian or euro handicap?
>>66354149
>2016
>går ikke på den asiatiske linja
Cheeky bet on over 1.5 goals in the Belen match.
>>66354330
Hahaha yeah
>>66354352
>bellend match
is Euan playing? pmsl
>>66354413
PMSL
Cheeky amount of Poland winnings on Cruz to be nominee. Refuse to stop topping up tbqh.
Tears at me, my bet is going to lose...
>>66354543
tears buddy :(
>>66353848
Nate Shultz, Visa, 4146-7332-9803-4829, security code: 718, exp: 6/18, 1017 Oak Lane, Milwaukee WI, 53202
>>66354573
>Americlaps
>>66354562
I am literally crying out of shame... I have literally disappointed everybody... ;___;
>>66354628
I literally repeated literally twice... Tears...
>>66354235
>>66354312
>>66354330
Fug. European of course. Fucking Asian is magic like magnets.
>vær gem a Ola
>>66354573
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO I DELET THIS
>>66354693
>Shultz
Oy veeeeeey
Wizards U104.5 points
LARGE
>>66354717
Large on Knicks/Twolves under too
Friendly reminder that there is only addicts after midnight.
>>66342926
i BET there's a new thread in a minute
>>66354727
>USA lower leagues
>Aus/NZ lower leagues
>random tournaments in summer
tears "friendo"
>>66354769
Reported for racism.
>>66354765
zzz
>>66354769
Welcome to /sp/ - Sports
>>66354769
Too right. I suppose he regularly stopped Irish people during the troubles did he? Of course not, vile, racist scum.
>>66354794
Exactly mate, you wouldn't ask people living in the Basque Country about ETA so why would you ask a Muslim women about these attacks? Obviously he asked a women and not a man, pathetic coward.
>>66354769
MODS MODS MODS
Pretending to be a lefty is truly the worst /bet/ gimmick
>>66354861
>being a Tory wool
>>66354858
>grass as well
Truly a tragic individual. Lucky I'm posting from mobile.
Did LEE ever post on /bet/?
>>66354886
You wot m8?
>>66354904
Would love to test your chin fella
>>66354916
Come to Stoke anytime lid.
>>66354904
Do NOT @ me again until you have brushed up on your English, pal.
>>66354881
I'm not.
>>66354901
Yes he was BT
So much on Atibaia SP draw no bet, S H A K I N G
>>66354933
He was BT's mate actually, think they met volunteering in Palestine or something
>>66354954
>-100%
>>66355048
>-100%
>>66355048
Its half past midnight in Albania buddy :^)
;)
>>66355048
It is in Albania though. EXPOSED AGAIN.
pmsl KNEW he'd fall for that
#gottem
>>66355048
>It is not midnight yet friendo.
In which country?
>>66355048
>deleted
PMSL
Giggling like a school girl right now tbqh
>>66355048
aww
Hopefully he can drop this boring gimmick now.
>-100% ROI
Anyone else having their best month ever? Not even had a proper bubblegum bet either apart from Cheltenham, surreal.
What are the prestakes for tomorrow?
Medium staking ituano -0.5
Is betting on discrepancies in Asia shrewd behaviour?
>>66355165
I'm currently halfway through pricing up all the international games, just finishing off the UEFA U17 womens stuff. Will be rising bright and early to get my pre stakes on, can barely sleep with excitement, will undoubtedly stake 20k+ tomorrow.
>>66355201
Any tips friend? :-)
>>66355165
Sweden
>>66355209
I can't advise any bets until I see the lines in asia.
>>66355285
Quite a few internationals are already up mate. Lines look pretty spot on to me
why do japan always kick off 4 minutes later than everyone else?
>>66355294
Fuck me Macedonia u21 are favourites v Iceland that's a real shame.
>>66355363
Shame?
>>66355379
Would have taken Macedonia dc, value in Iceland now.
>>66355165
Peru
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