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Old thread: >>66262985
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nice pic
im from the future and man city win 6-2
whats a /bet/ without a tip
>>66301351
I am frometh the past and even I doth detect the distinct stench of bullshit emanating from this text
Estonia better deliver for us today. Getting embarrassed telling my friends and family I'm from /bet/.
>>66301351
ends 0-0
Spuds unders
44444444
Need to bankroll something
>>66301690
Manchester City tbqh la.
that was quick
>>66301477
Under 3.5? :)
Flamurtari Vlore +1.75 AH @ 1.96
SBOBET LIVE
LARGE! Pmsl at the trader who priced this up.
>>66301885
+1.5 at 1.9
large!
ALBANIA SUPERLIGA Running
0 : 0
1H 9'
KF Tirana
FK Kukesi
FK Kukesi handicap 0 at 2.33
Value up to 1.8 odds tbqh.
>>66301885
>not on bubblegums
>>66301972
>is in Asia
>complains it is not in his bubblegum of choice
Belenenses already winning
Tears if you didn't follow
>>66301885
>trader pricing up games which are in asia
reback tottenham?
>>66301885
>>66301915
>>66301955
F R A U D
PMSL.
Fake Albania such a fraud. Tipping bwin and fonbet specials and wants £30 a month but when it comes to asia he gets gobbled up within seconds.
>>66302523
>>66302718
>full time
But you are right, I don't see any point to continue tipping here tbqh.
Enjoy your shit /bet/ with mainstream shite.
Hey guys here's another one.
>Benfica HT
>Braga FT
@2
Follow if want. But I'm pretty good with portuguese games.
>>66302773
What happened to your tt?
>>66302838
It's shit interface, cba to tip there to mongs like >>66302718
>>66302523
>>66302868
waa waa goo wah
>>66302838
He realised it's easier to tip rball shite and bubblegum bets on here rather than proving himself on a tipping site where you can't hide anything (unless you're euan)
how the fuck is Notre dame @ 2.01 against a 14-seed nobody??
>>66302868
>wants to go paid
>can's hack tipping losers
You are going to hit some losers when you aren't tipping bubblegum misprices.
>>66302975
1111111111111111111
Clueless mong.
>mfw barca ml is about to ruin my acca
>>66302958
CAN ANYONE ANSWER THIS?
>>66302901
>can't hide anything
>What are unverified tips?
If anything is fraudulent, it's TT
This tipstertube thingy sure looks pretty. Glad to join you guys .
>thingy
>>66303090
I don't know how reliable it is but it looks legit, there's a site called Kenpom that does some statistical analysis on the teams and ranks them and they have SFA at 24th best and Notre Dame 38th best - http://kenpom.com/
>>66303116
If he tips something dodgy on TT I will notice
Inplay2g wants 4/10 on spurs -0.5
>>66303290
but he's shit
thanks for posting >tipper leaks tho
Cheeky on Bournemouth + city double @555
>>66303522
Wins desu
This is the pitch Cerro-Nacional will be at
U2.5 at evens is absolute value
>>66301955
>>66301955
111111111111111
Fucking faggots who doubted me.
>>66303957
doesnt look *that* bad desu
>>66303957
Belgrano-Velez Sarsfield played on a worse pitch yesterday and it finished 3-2
>>66304021
>tottenham winning
>manu winning
My 5 game acca is btfo by Neverton not being able to score a 1 (ONE) goal
Btts neverton-arselel
Leicester win
Tottenham win
Manu win
Btts southampton - liverlel
Anyone know where I can /bet/ on The Trumpening?
Preferably bitcoins.
>>66304108
Send me as many BTC as you like and I will send you back 4 times as many if he wins.
>>66304108
Unless you have a time machine too its pointless getting on now
>>66304080
thanks for tipping
>>66304044
Forgot to say that if you include both teams' performances with the pitch it's value
Nacional is resting some players and in the las 10 matches in that pitch scored like 4 goals, while Cerro's coach is extremely defensive
Evens is value
>>66301885
3-1. You seem to have forgotten to update us on this one.
>>66304067
>starting strikers are coke bottles
UNDERS A LOCK
>>66304108
Odds not even worth it
>>66304167
So, so much on this
>>66304290
>implying being about 8 feet tall won't give them a massive advantage in the air
Tears desu
Belenenses up by two
>>66304108
S_U_M_S?
Try directbet.eu, though odds are pretty dire
>>66304239
Yes, my bad. Thanks for the heads up :)
Pmsl at this Albanian freak
>>66304337
And they're black. Both teams CBs are sprite bottles, they're gonna get cucked
>>66304167
>4-3 in the last game
idk man
I know it's a different pitch but still
tfw Euan is jynxing my tips again
derby unders are SO SO easy
>followed Big_Al but he didn't follow back
Should I kill myself?
>>66304840
>didn't follow him
>he followed me
>>66302786
Where do you bet my portuguese friend?
>>66304343
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Wonder how much Big_Al makes from Tipstertube.
>>66305474
Makes? B-but we're BEATING the BOOKIES together
HOW LONG B4 ICELAND CUP IS TIPPED ON TT
>>66305525
there it is
>>66305173
Tondela are gay and mean.
I was almost right
Dread to think how hard I'll have to test Portugal's chin if Benfica overs doesn't come in tbqh.
>>66305819
don't worry I'm a pro
>Zyzz going paid
tears!
>Mackers
Tears.
/bet/ setting up again in our last match in the 4CC
HI GUA IN
tez formation manager lad
Portugal gonna have a bad day if I find him
Fucking hell BENFICA! Stop playing so fucking shitty!
Of all motherfucking days..
Fuck
This
Shit
Give /bet/ your power
http://www.hitbox.tv/oldmansou
>>66306584
>Betting on games being played in 3rd World Countries.
>Not expecting fixing and corruption.
>Estonian proxyfag
>>66306707
yeah I'm with this guy.
It wasn't my fault.
I'm not a witch
>>66306707
Go bet on kangoroo fights
Hope this Estonian cunt needs to start playing real fucking formations
>>66306836
I'm not sure he has ever seen football before. He certainly hasn't played PES or seen the 4CC before.
>Leaving medals on the bench
>Spend 10 minutes making subs and adjusting tactics
>concede again within 2 minutes
Comedy gold desu
Can we vote on the next team, Estonian man please? Our campaign is fucked.
Sack this estonian fraud
>>66306990
He won't have another campaign until the next /sp/ manager is sacked so at least a few months but most likely a year or more.
Do i cash out on my 3 fold of
Celta WIn - Valencia (W)
Villareal - Barcelona Draw (W)
Real - Sevilla Draw
Pls adv
JEWSSSSSS
IDS HABEENING
>>66307035
But dont we have more games tonight?
>>66307086
This is the last group stage game, unless we win by 2 we are out.
>>66307043
>Real Draw
what are you doing mane
you're lucky af Barca was too stupid to win
>>66307086
>>66307095
But either way it will be too late to change the team
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
THREE MORE
>There are people in here not witnessing the greatest comeback in the history of virtual divegrass
>>66307133
then fill me in plex
>tune in
>/bet/ concedes
>>66307100
Aletico lost
Barcelona drew
When one of these drop points usually Real does aswell
>6-3
Estonian fraud out
rip /bet/
>>66307274
Y-y-you can't fire me, I-I quit.
Devils ML and Caps/Pens over 5.
>>66307304
Honestly m8 it made for a great match and that was all that matters.
>>66307043
Yes, seville are going to do Madrid here.
>>66307043
Yes rm will be refballrd to a win tonight based on barca drawing
Starting to doubt they'll be three goals in this Benfica match tbqh lads.
>>66307325
>we got robbed 6p yesterday, so that's what I was aiming for, while playing muh mentum :/
Still sucks tho, sorry I let you guys down ;_;
>>66307378
*There'll
heads completely gone today
fiver on serena
>Gary
>>66307439
tears
>Portugal
Shouldn't have even been once tbqh
ALT!
BOL!
>the "mighty" benfica
>>66308150
11111111111
>>66308150
:^)
>>66308138
SMACKED
Real 1-1 FT score
Bet your 2nd house on it
>>66308138
on so massive, thanks anon
Need to win something real bad
Cerro 1 Nacional 0
Feel bad because Nacional lost and is compromised in the tournament, but at least the tip was good
>>66308423
So so so large
>>66308618
MUMS. Cheers m8
1k on Mackers tip
shaking so much
Mopped up all the value. Cheers Mackers.
Mackers really does move lines eh, lids?
>>66308812
What are you on? Were you on Fas U20 earlier?
>>66308618
thanks man, come back soon
>>66308830
Nothing, just memeing. No.
PSG -1
Topping up on Universitatrio Beni +0.75 AH
James Mckeown added 2 new photos.
January 11 · Cheltenham, United Kingdom ·
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>>66308743
Why shaking? Doesn't Mackers always win?
>>66309748
>consistently profitable
>muh altitude
pmsl
>>66309781
yes, basically free money
Why are sevilla so shit this game?
>>66309963
they're homebabbies
>>66309963
yet to win away all season in all comps if i remember rightly
What is PSG fucking doing?
>>66310163
they have already won the league fa m
>>66310213
lel
should I jump on a draw bet?
down insane from mackers 0-0
>tfw Mackers loses yet another bolivia bet
When will he ever learn
>>66310251
kek lucky me
>>66310163
>betting on a team who has already won the league
the performances always drop, they know full well no one cares if they get a record points total or anything
Bayern's performances always dip when they have it confirmed
If anything it may actually wake them up now
>not cashing out of the Mackers bet to lose nothing
>people still keep backing Aurora
Tears.
>>66308890
>>66308890
>>66308890
S H A K I N G
Topped up a bit too much on this tbqh.
>>66310482
>>66310517
But the A L T I T U D E will take effect soon, r-right?
>>66310599
Value was on +0.75 after Mackersbots smashed the lines.
>>66310641
I'm on U1.0 and Draw and X2 from about 10 min ago.
>>66310599
B..b.but the Al..Altitude.. ~
if imt or clg lose i literally cant even afford a rope to hang myself
Mackers on the floor
11111111111111
le Altitude bet ;)
chasing losses by putting 10x my stake on draw @1.1 in injury time
am I /shrewd/
>>66310921
Pmsl
>>66310887
Brush your teeth and off to bed. Me and the Albanian are aftertiming taking value bets.
>>66310921
i approve of this technique
>>66310921
TEARS IF YOU DIDNT GET ON
>>66310975
Actually, tbf he did say at the time
>>66310887
Go to bed Jimmy!
Maybe your tenner will win tomorrow!
Thanks for the money lids, truly appreciate it!
>>66310993
Ain't you gonna twitch on Fjolnir (W) -1.75?
Up in Asia as well.
>>66310997
What's your roll?
>>66311077
Pmsl they started on a DNB
>>66311077
No. Not really my thing.
>suddenly /bet/ is quiet after le altitude bet lost
kekerino, imagine if it won.
Here is a free tip that is guaranteed to win lids.
Fjolnir (W) -1.75 Asian handicap.
Take your lost money back!
Returned from the Sunday service at the church. Feeling bulletproof, wtb?
so lay psg every match for rest of season?
>>66311207
666666666666666666666
how can one man be so shrewd?
Can't stop, won't stop winning tbqh.
>>66311223
Dobry Jezu a nasz Panie
estudiantes merida 0.0 lump on big
>>66311368
No fucking way. Suspended as it was processing the bet. Gotta go fast next time I guess
>altitude
lmfao
>>66311245
Just when they play decent teams
What are some NBA tips tonight lads?
>>66311612
bet the one with the most blacks
Ausclick causing me to beat my wife's kids in fits of rage when they didn't really do much wrong. fml.
>>66311612
I'm on the Boston/Philly under and thats it tonight
S H A K I N G
hurr durr this team scored 5 goals so -1.75 must be value
>>66311960
Watch it end 7-0 mong.
>>66311994
I'm large on u7.5 and u8
>>66312037
>aftertiming
How nice of you. You must be fun at parties.
>>66311844
wtb?
>>66312067
:^)
@Betting_Simply
Wtf is this?
>>66312335
Couple of little rats
Game in 5 minutes: Kansas to beat Toronto & BTTS @ 4,0
>>66312335
>Betting_Simply
>placing and taking bets min 1$/£ max 10$/£ payout within 24 hours and all bets confirmed in dm 17 y/o cr7 is hero using ps4 and supporting psv
A penny punting slug who is also a Ronaldo fan so probably gay too.
>>66311248
You mean to reply to this post? >>66311158
>>66312420
Taking him to the cleaners lad
Reminder that Euan is also Manchester United's Italian right back
>>66313289
What for lid?
>>66307324
>chasing loses edition
Who /DAC/ here?
>>66313458
Literally all of us long term
Who /Altitude/ here?
Pixel punting Tauro FC 0 asian @2.075
>>66313552
Speak for yourself :^)
>>66313641
>I'm Euan
>I lie on the internet
>>66313727
>I'm anon
>I'm a jealous permadac seething slug
>>66313429
Colorado look good against the oilers, or at least less bad
>>66313641
This tbqh
Started with 30 bucks
Up to well over 800
>>66316916
They were talking long term, lad.
Consistent profit over years, not a few good weeks/months which may be aberrations.
Is it possible to make money with blackjack? how? do you have any guides?
>>66318187
Google counting cards blackjack.
Possible to get a very small edge over the house with counting cards and using perfect play and staking.
>>66318301
There's a reason casinos don't give two shits about everyone knowing about counting cards
>>66318543
Of course.
You will be making peanuts unless you have a huge starting bankroll and even then the casinos will just exclude you.
>>66318576
Besides, things like shuffle tracking give you a much bigger advantage. If you are lucky enough not to land on an auto-shuffle of course.
>>66318650
Yeah I always considered suffle tracking part of my counting system.
Haven't played for years (around the time my local casino changed the tables to dealer hits S17).
>>66318777
This is the thing though - you need so many variables to be right for blackjack strategies to be effective. The strategies that you need to practise for weeks to get them down perfect.
I mean, you make more safer money at a McDonalds mopping floors with much less time input.
>>66318187
If you want to gamble, buy ETH and hope it skyrockets
>>66318849
Agree with your first point.
I did make a decent amount of money at the casinos as a student, and the environment is better than cleaning up people's filth at McDonalds :^).
However, now that I have a real job it would no longer be worth it.
finally got skrill to work
what is THE bet today /bet/?
Not gonna place a single bet today, TEZ
1111111111
>>66321449
GABOOOOOOOM
Trondheims
>>66318898
Dont listen to this shill, ETH pump and dunp is over.
Anyone buying for 10$ is retarded.
>>66321725
>>66318898
Crypo "investing" is like trying to take on a Rossy boy that is 100x more powerful than the BIG BOYS OF BETFAIR. You wont win.
>>66321735
You can win if you get on the boat early enough.
ETH was 2-3$,whales pumped that shit up to 15$. Dump is long over.
Reminder that this 14-fold @3.16 is the bet of the year
>>66321790
>You can win on football if you bet on the wining team.
>Man U were 3/1 and won 1-0. Tears if you werent on
>>66321806
>getting on anything over 1.1
>>66321817
That 9 fold is still free money friendo
Can this filthy bookie operative fuck off already?
Euan is such a piece of shit. I know all about him but I feel sorry for the ones who don't and continue to be ripped off by him.
Absolutely abhorrent amounts on Cruz, giving up gambling if he doesn't get the nomination
but he will LOL
>>66321725
>>66321735
This is why I said "gamble", whales could stay for another media hype
>>66321806
Who fucks it up this time?
>this was three years ago
fuck me
"the house always wins"
>>66322542
Actually, that's not the one I wanted to post, that was this one
GABOOOOOOOOOM
been limited on 365, where do i go now lads?
>>66322827
To the morgue
>>66301290
how much is the most you've ever seen anyone win in /bet/
>>66322992
On one game/event?
A few thousand, maybe 30k
is there a bigger leech than al?
https://tipstertube.com/post/36646
Epic write up lol
HUGE on Vikingur Olafsvik
Keflavík have decent team but most of the team are heavy drinkers and were extremely intoxicated on friday, saturday and sunday. They made a "tenging" on both saturday and sunday and my info tells me that they also had a "afréttari" today. They will be hungover as fuck in todays match and wont perform. Dont see them scoring more than 3 goals here.
Game is played in Reykjaneshöll where Keflavík have been strong but the svifryksmengun there has had bad influence on the Keflavík players so most of them have asthma. Therefore their form is really dire. They wont be running full force the whole 90 minutes here because if you're hungover as fuck and have asthma you cant run for 90 minutes straight.
3 best players from Keflavík team have recently been bought by the Valur team and wont play here today. Keflavík will field a striker in the goal. Will also have a 11 year old in the right back and a 40 year old in the left back. Purisevic JR will tear them apart.
>>66323407
>They wont be running full force the whole 90 minutes here because if you're hungover as fuck and have asthma you cant run for 90 minutes straight thats a cold hard fact.
>I shout 'tips' so it doesn't make me more negative
>>66323439
is this the womens game?
>>66323523
>tipped by Cock Ring
>"one cockring to rule them all"
im regretting this already
hahahaha Cockring MOVES lines
>>66322827
pls respond
>>66323544
I got on at +4.0
lyl
will the mountain jews equalize?
Hope Big_Al gets hit by a bus tbqh
>>66323407
Do I?
>>66323691
hes got 1 tip and 1 win
let him have his moment
thats lose lose for you imo
>>66323691
yes
>>66323544
Probably because it opened up in Asia lower tbqh, sorry to spoil your fun
tfw in too deep rebacking unders in this Al-Arabi game
I feel ill and sleep deprived as fuck and I've just half-consciously backed half my roll on u2.5 up to u5.5, lord have mercy
Reminder that TipsterTube, Blogabet and the various other tipping sites ruin livelihoods by allowing pathetic slugs to get their fivers on and ruin lines pre game.
>tfw loss chasing on Bird accy
MACKERS
Kurt is tez
>>66324076
That's king Kurt to you peasant.
Hello
cheeky NBA accy @ 14.00
>>66324367
It's me
>We are sorry, we have made a mistake when we advised that we would be closing your account.
>We have double (and triple) checked and we would love you to continue operating an account with us.
>We’ve put £10.00 bonus funds in your account, as an apology for any inconvenience.
they all come grovelling back in the end (betvictor)
Wtfb
>>66325129
Nothing on with all these internationals
>>66325129
Al Sadd
0.0 (from 0-2)
@1.9
who /-2.75/ here?
>>66325505
/whichgame?/
>>66325302
1111111111
>>66325302
Up insane
-2.5 absolute GIFT. Pseudos will be in tears.
eye watering sums
>>66325302
222222
Well done if You followed
>Price bouncing up and down like crazy
Pls stop
Really hope the line didn't shift in massively just because of this guys tip
Spasticating if it hits -2
This is what happens when two BIG BOYS (Euan and Big_al) are on opposite sides of the line, both piling on making the odds go crazy.
1111111111111111111111
1111111
-1.75 from here half win minimum.
>>66323439
tiers
/bet/ mafia up insane
222222222222222222
How many do galway score?
https://tipstertube.com/profile/nonos37gr
>>66326321
3 more la
>>66326364
tears!
Keflavik third when?
>>66326509
never, /bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
can't stop losing
won't stop losing
>>66324664
>sixers over the pacers
into le trash
33333333
>>66325607
hup hup
Is what AWFUL dystopia is Galway -2 not a refund at least?
>>66326939
kek
>>66326939
utter utter
>>66326939
this one
>>66326939
DOWN SPASTIC PMSL
>>66326939
pmsl
>>66326939
Pmsl
fuck you clermont
>>66326939
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
>>66327086
>Betting on a team with a female manager
>>66326939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBPeOfE-Ino
>>66327119
>the year of our Lord 2016
large on Mayo +0.5 from here
literally 8 mins left lmao, Galway wont score
HUGE on o8.75 in the Airdrieonians game
>>66324834
Teach me
>>66325140
Worm
>>66327284
Bird
>>66327327
>muh fonbet speshuls
What's the big oidea
>Nestle working at Unibet
/bet/ mole confirmed.
>>66327383
How do you know?
>>66327397
faceyb
On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you for this week?
>>66327383
reporting him to mackers tbqh
need to protect my £50s :^)
>>66327413
7 but should probably be more
>>66327413
5, int week is never as good as expected will be happy with making a grand or two
>>66327321
hope somebody got on, neither team has any sort of defense
>>66327284
this was the freest money I've ever made desu
>>66327413
0. My gf is on some charity trip to africa, didnt explain it very well. I have to look after her son all week.
>>66327427
>>66327447
Bird
>>66327428
Worm
>>66327458
Cuck.
>>66327456
Cracking game of football that
>>66327542
were you there?
>>66327555
Yeah behind the goal. Had a nice chat with the Airdrie keeper. Nice young lad with a young kid. Hope he does well
>>66327383
>no higher education
Live chat rep confirmed pmsl
>>66327593
>Nice young lad with a young kid.
Was it his own or his wifes?
>>66327637
Didn't say. He wasn't married so it's probs his girlfriend's
>>66327712
Euan pls
>>66327593
Get hold of Aidrie teamline by any chance?
>>66327748
>>66327712
Use alcohol, kills off the germs.
Tears, pokey bum wanking also triggers the janitor.
unlucky Albania, its just nibs lad.
what do i get my wife's son for easter?
>>66328257
Just a choccie egg m8
Make it a good one though, none of this 2 for £3 shite
>>66327915
so obvious you're the janitor
Anyone know a good chicken & chips recipe?
>>66328534
Yeah, thats why I give myself 3 day bans twice a month.
>>66328548
>Chicken
Wrap in tinfoil, cook in the oven
>Chips
Cook them too
Put them on a plate. Maybe gravy?
>>66328583
Cheers lad. Never would have thought of that.
VAMOS RACING VAMOS ACADEMIA
>>66329239
>Racing
11111111
2222222
Thread absolutely dire
RAFAELA GETTING BTFO
RACING TE AMO
>>66329405
no-one cares about your lotto south american shite
we all know betting after 11pm GMT is -EV
>>66329432
3333333
VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS LA ACADE
>>66329432
Wrong.
5555555
>>66329432
RACING CLUB
A
C
I
N
G
C
L
U
B
>>66329432
>not betting against rafaela
sava was guaranteed to shit all over that defense
>>66330500
Don't understand why racings odds were so long
Wish I'd looked before the match
hello? is it Thursday yet?
who /SkippingWorkThursday/ here?
also selling lots of things so I can have a bigger roll for it, planning to take Wonga and Quickquid loans out too. Cannot wait
what do we think will be the biggest misprices? I think Japan wins by 10+
>>66333512
can i buy your strap on
>>66324664
FUCKING 76ERS BY ONE POINT
Unlucky ;_;
>>66333561
wtb?
>>66333566
Over 2 European countries closing their borders
Brexit - yes
etc
>>66333603
odds changed on the referendum, not by much though
>>66333561
this one will sting for a while..
atleast i won decent with the single bets
were you on?
Forgot Will Wilde was racist
>>66333631
Had some on the accy yeah, not on the singles unfortunately
How are the odds calculated on B365
Im convinced the shit tier leagues are all made up
Kazakhstan Cup
The favourite 3/11 is now down 2 goals to nil against a team who was rated nearly 6/1 against
This happens so frequently with early morning random EU league games.
>>66333782
>he wasn't on
To Stay in EU upto 1.57. Time to top up lads.
>>66333923
already got the farm on desu.
>>66333948
think we leave, belgium puts fear into the oldies who are the only ones who vote
>>66333985
can you leftist slugs please vote then.
thanks
>>66334042
Let's talk about football or snooker, because the vast majority of you have awful views on politics.
Actually, let's stick to snooker. I've read a lot of your views on football too.
>>66334099
share political views
>>66334119
The problem is, tragically, that the normal, logical human beings are now quite conclusively the minority.
>>66334119
>>66334141
if you are not right wing leaning you are either young (likely a student) or mentally deficient.
real talk.
>>66334141
That doesn't make sense.
If a big group of people all think alike then that would be the norm and whoever doesn't conform is considered abnormal minority.
Just because there has been a social shift and the people you relate to and consider "normal" doesn't make their views the norm desu
The only thing you can say without sounding like a mug is that you don't agree with the new normal and then list a reason....
Nah lids my m8 Mohamed at uni was a proper lad. Loved fifa and everything defo #notallmuslims.
>>66334173
or we care about our fellow man
rightists are usually very hateful and greedy
>>66334192
>No tall Muslims?
Manlet detected
>>66334184
How many Boer people you killed today lid?
Tears at the slugs who mindlessly back the minus in every womens u17 UEFA game.
>>66334212
I'm at home affairs getting my new ID card so that I can register to vote lid
#zumamustfall
>>66334195
pmsl, you must be on break from your gender studies course, lid.
>>66334226
>being unhappy and mean all of the time
>March madness
>3 tips
Pmsl
>>66334236
Go change your tampon, Jasmine.
Briton killed. My condolences.
>>66334219
yeah i don't get that at all
>>66334236
mudslime lover, I hope a filthy "refugee" kills you.
>>66333923
>>66333948
Stupid fucking bet.
There is only a finite amount of cuckery a nation can take.
This attack should wake up some more Brits to get the fuck out.
>>66333512
Japan finishes 6-0 max
England beyond worldly
>>66334586
beyond dac if they don't win
Need Denmark goals like a i r
>>66334141
>>66334099
Surreal
>>66334710
>ruining it
Wtfb
>>66334720
You missed it >>66334586
>From 1. May 2016 this will be a paid service. #CockRing will charge 50 gbp per month. Stay true #CockRingKnows
2 (two) tips in and he's charging £50 a month pmsl
>>66334815
Bet he'd get more customers than >Euan though
>>66334827
He does have a better ROI than Euan after only 2 tips though pmsl
>>66334815
this has gone too far.
If valur women had opened on -1 like they were going to do before the pre stakes i would have took the great old kúlulán and put it on. Pre stakers zzzzzzzz
What the FUCK are Denmark doing?
Large staking Denmark U17 W -0.75
>>66334943
hup!
>>66334943
where to bet lad
>>66334943
Betting in asia is FAR too easy at times.
3333333333333333333
>>66334904
The best thing about this speech is that was intended to be a mockery of English nationalists.
>>66335090
>being a self-parody
I missed you while you were inactive
Need one more Denmark goal, I'm a horrible person
>>66334219
Pmsl clueless little scrote, gobbled up by BT and J West
>>66335129
thanks metaknight, got any accys for tonight lad
44444444444444444
hi
>rockets ml @5.25
you'd be mad not to
Most addict bet you've ever placed?
>>66335259
ok BTC
Large staking St Johnstone u20 -0.75
King Kurt with an essay
>>66335517
post pls
>>66335534
don't want to face his wrath
>>66335544
queer
>>66335544
p-please anon
can't wait to spunk on germany on saturday lads
Out of respect for the legend, and my personal hero, I ask you to join me in honouring the late Rob Ford with bets on Leafs ML and Raptors handicap for their next games.
Today is a real tragedy ;_;
can somebody PLEASE wake me up when it's thursday
not much point in living until then
>>66335697
not excited for it at all desu
>>66335416
Lost
How has PGA been lately?
>>66335935
w o r l d
Back from a 3 day ban lids
Have I missed any fixes? Any new gimmicks?
>>66336066
no and no
>>66336066
>Have I missed any fixes? Any new gimmicks?
Being banned doesn't mean you can't read pal.
Bet on Poland against Serbia, easy doubling of your money. Our players are boycotting the coach, and in general are shit for the national team.
Safe bet Home Win, you can also play handicap, even Czech rep beat us by 4-1 last autumn.
>>66336066
If I was a betting man (and clearly I am) I'd say you may have been given a 3 day ban but you've served considerably less. Like say perhaps you're the guy who got banned a bit further up the page a few mins ago and now you've reset your ip.
>>66336075
tears
>>66336099
>wanting to observe a thread when you can't join in
>>66336146
nah was banned in the politics thread couple days ago
you know I run /bet/ when a thread by Euan has been up for more than 48hrs
KING
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NEED to buy VPN Express for trolling purposes tbqh
Don't get the janny though, he's selective with the banning when the whole thread needs cleaning
Don't mind me and Euan just giving tips to each other (◕‿◕)
Kapa +1.5
>>66336425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV4id57i0_s
for anyone interested :)
>>66336559
is that the Italian Inter?
>>66336596
yes
>>66336168
>getting done in by goffposting 5 (five) hours late
Dear diary, wew
>>66334141
>now
this has always been the case
the only time logic and reason had a brief victory was the late 1700s to the early-mid 1900s.
/bet/ mafia HUP msl nibs
>>66336701
>Becoming a Goff poster
>>66336369
> not knowing how to change your router mac
pmsl
>>66336742
Humans are born good and made evil m8
>>66336066
>He doesn't know how to unplug a router
Going to refrain from expressing my political views out of fear of being banned again, don't want to miss any more value
>>66336950
>unplug router for 20 seconds
>clear cache
There you go, your ban is gone.
Anyone thinking about a bet on the Masters?
There's got to be some value around after everyone lumps on the misfiring McIlroy
>>66336986
Spieth e/w at 8.0 should be refund minimum really, loves playing at Georgia. Outside of that I always like a cheeky on Sergio Garcia e/w.
>>66336985
live in an apartment complex, don't have control of the router
>>66337062
>apartment complex
FOY
>>66336986
Kevin Na is insanely long imo but I still don't think he'll even come close to winning. Might have a small on him each way and hope he sneaks into 5th or something.
>>66337116
lmao
edgy as fuck bro
who is gonna do all the simple tasks that intelligent people find mind numbingly boring?
Janitors gonna have a field day :^)
>>66337104
flat sounds generic
>>66337116
Anyone with a functioning brain thinks that. We would literally be a space faring species by now.
>>66337149
Robots, you simple fuck. We dont 'need' cattle tier humans.
>>66337149
robots
but really if you think about it all those mind numbing boring jobs would not even be necessary if the world population was only around 500,000,000
>>66337177
>>66337184
Oh I'm sorry I didnt realise we had robots that could do all that stuff already, where can I get some?
>>66337322
pmsl
>There are people in this thread too busy discussing robots and shit to get on Kiryat Gat slags
Reevaluate your choices immediately
Hey guys I'm back
Will be covering a tournament in Chile next month, and two in Argentina in june
Yesterday when I was trying to get to the airport a brazilian lady helped me, asked me if I needed anything then we started talking, hit it off and we ended up kissing. She asked me to add her on facebook. Only thing I knew is that she was a gymnast for the Brazilian national team and was kinda cute
Couldn't get to check her profile until I got here. This is her. I didn't notice she was this hot. God damn
Now she's asking me when I'll be going to Sao Paulo to visit and paint her. H-hold me brahs
>>66337580
>paint her
uwotamigo
>>66337594
I'm a painter
>>66337580
Im glad you South American nations still believe in and practice the art of picking up women.
Meeting a random girl at an airport and kissing her is absolutely unheard of for most the cucked faggots in my country
>>66337600
>paint like one of your Brazilian girls
what's her IG?
>Yesterday when I was trying to get to the airport a brazilian lady helped me, asked me if I needed anything then we started talking, hit it off and we ended up kissing. She asked me to add her on facebook. Only thing I knew is that she was a gymnast for the Brazilian national team and was kinda cute
ALPHA AS FUCK
>Euan still hasn't emailed about buying my accounts
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66337805
BEGGING you to have sex
Peru u16 at 2.88 is a value bet. May not win, but it's definitely too big.
AWFUL simpsons on yet again
>>66337580
South american girls such UTTER sluts
>>66337617
See what I mean
>>66338002
>>66337036
Spieth has dropped from like 10 to 8 overnight, I'm questioning him there.
Mickelson seems a cheeky each way, he's usually in the pack.
>>66338120
It's a good thing pal don't get me wrong
Anyone know if any bookies carrying Cuba vs Bermuda in a bit? Had a bit of a check around and can't see anyone.
>mfw I've literally paid my rent two months in a row from sports betting
I feel like this could get dangerous
>>66338205
nice work, anon
>>66338205
I hope to one day live dangerously like you do anon
>>66338205
well done mate, keep it up
>>66338256
Start betting on UFC fights then, the bookies are full retard in that sport.
>guy who wins all his fights by submission is a 5 to 1 underdog against an Irish hypejob who always loses by submission
>bookies unironically thought this would work out for them
>>66338205
Tfw up 2 years rent this month
Wew
Lads I'm getting scared, England @5.5 won't hold will it? Is it worth the prestake?
>>66338514
After seeing how well the England C boys got on today, I can't see past a comfortable win for us.
>>66338514
tbqh England are always value because of clueless cockney skinheads betting against them because Arry Redknapp should have been gaffer and James Collins should be in the side but he'll be overlooked because he "doesnt play for Liverpool"
So yes, it will hold.
Mackers such a lucky melt
>>66338318
surely no-one can be this thick
>>66338703
Do you r8 Big Sam m8?
>>66338703
You've just described my da, apart from the cockney bit
How has today been lids?
>>66338318
I would post ">bookies set odds" but you wouldnt even understand.
>>66338941
w o r l d
apart from kurt
shaking
so much on
>It's now been 114 days since the Greek fix
>Ladbrokes STILL not paying out
>>66338957
Whats he posted? Was kicked out the other day
>>66339062
taunton town -
LARGE
>>66339063
>kicked out
pmsl, why?
>>66339063
Some Croatian tripe
>>66339107
Because I didnt pay him his crisp ten pound note.
>>66336701
What's a goff, toothpaste? If it involves cultural enrichment, I don't want to know.
>He wasn't on Oxford
Thought you lads were supposed to be shrewd Pmsl
Collinstown Surreal
>>66339349
nice aftertime buddy!
Only up £4383 today, could have done better really.
>>66339508
What you been on today lid
>>66339508
Wanna buy some accounts?
Dread to think the number of Marathon accounts getting limited tomorrow morning for the sake of less than £300.
>>66339626
The Taunton game? Unreal lays on loads of other sites
>>66339626
>he's not on
>>66339650
Yeah some people would have used their Mara account for it.
>>66339656
Not with my clean Mara, no.
Up sickening sums on Taunton
dead
>>66340485
Post slip
>>66340486
Lot of people banned earlier I think for going all /pol/ again. Dunno why they keep doing it. Surely by now they know they're getting banned?
In any case its a fairly quiet week at least till Thursday, some dece games but nothing too much and obviously all the mainstream bettors are gone at least till the international friendlies are on.
>>66340569
That means nothing to me
>>66340569
>tfw went out and only just got back a little while ago
Which mug bookies were carrying this? Obvious Bashley get absolutely destroyed even to soccerway warriors
>>66340569
How are they? Pay out easy enough? Heard bad things
>>66340728
Not encountered problems personally, though they do want a selfie with id etc.
>>66340650
uni, sky, boyle, betfred, betsafe, mara
>>66340823
Ooof thats painful, not limited on a couple of them yet so could've got on.
Ah well.
beyond bored
>>66340823
Limits?
>>66339307
@nickgoff79
It's a meme, my snownegro friend
Is Oklahoma Thunder U116.5 points THE nba bet?
>Nobody carrying Caribbean Cup
Kill yourselves bookies
>>66340952
>he hasn't seen
:^)
>>66340823
How did you sign up? Cant see UK on the list of countries when signing up
>>66340887
>>66341010
pmsl euan so desperate
>>66341010
please have sex
>>66339508
>>66339626
>>66339650
>>66339656
>>66339726
>>66340485
>>66340569
>>66340603
>>66340650
>>66340728
>>66340823
>>66340887
>>66340997
>>66341010
PLEASE have sex FFS
Cringing so HARD at all of you!
>>66341010
Found Scotland, never mind :)
>>66341060
imagine being any of these specimens' parents pmsl
>>66341060
all me
Is Rio Preto women dnb a bad bet?
>>66341235
'yes'
>>66341248
'why'
>>66341235
http://tvbrasil.ebc.com.br/webtv
Im on. Not been watching but just found stream.
Euan "caught his mum getting shagged in the" Park
>>66341310
pmsl
111111111111111111111111111111
Pretty sure she was saying to enjoy the shekels there.
>>66341363
calm down nerd, first bet?
>>66341248
'why'
>>66341380
nah second.
What was everyone's first bet?
What was everyone's first shrewd bet?
Muggy 10 team btts accumulator, fiver on, nothing back
Think it was Jordan slags, can't remember figures but probably made around 50 quid and I felt on top of the world
Caps sw+overs
Flyers sw+overs
Coyotes sw+overs
Stars sw@+120 on ice tonight
>>66341508
Brazil sw opening game of the WC, won a tidy 50p
>>66341635
WORLD CUP BET????????
I JUST PUNCHED A HOLE IN MY WALL
YOURE WORLD CUP BET????
GRRR!!!!
>>66341613
Put in accy ready for MIRACLE ON ICE
Asia SO beatable this month
>>66341635
wcbet ... please do one ! just joking ! every one is welcome in /bet/ imo ;))
>>66341694
still a virgin though, cant win em all eh?
>>66341248
>>66341380
>>66341708
Absolutely SEETHING he missed out pmsl
>>66341786
I dont even bet mate. I just come here for the banter.
>>66341708
That accusation is wrong pure and simple. My ability to beat Asia has allowed me to shag the finest escorts this side of the Pennines
>>66341830
CRINGE
Just got home for dinner and realised I hadn't actually had any lunch!
>>66341907
Matthew Stevens is that you?
>>66334099
>>66334141
PMSL only just realised these were goffposts
uni SURREAL
>>66342926
>>66342926
>>66342926
Please move to the new thread
