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#lifegoals 3rd edition (big house in the country sub-editon)
Comfy international break week big day sub-sub edition
Old thread: >>66342926
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Friendly reminder to swerve any and all barstad-tips tonight. His form is really bad at the moment.
>>66355498
>big house in the country sub-editon
My type of #lifegoals
Thanks for making this sub Euan, appreciate it.
Much better than those sweaty seaside villas.
Now tell me, wtb for tomorrow morning?
>>66355572
I have already tipped something on tt. IN ASIA! Odds gone though.
>ping pong lotto shite
JUST
Is this a joke?
>>66355617
1.7 still dece imo
w-e-a-l-t-h
>>66355498
That's my house you scruffy meff
>>66356054
delete this
PMSL albiania so desperate to boost his
>-100%
New tip posted lads
https://tipstertube.com/post/37166
>>66356561
pmsl
>rball bet
>10/10
wew
>>66356572
Cheers lad, on -0.5 Juventud
PMSL now he's prestaking unders on an international friendly.
See this as a reminder that you need your head checking if you haven't filtered the Albanian flag yet.
>>66356653
Proofs?
>>66356659
>PMSL now he's prestaking unders on an international friendly.
What's wrong with that friendo?
>>66356653
S H A K I N G yet friendo?
tears cuiaba
>>66356668
I'm on too.
The fact that you're actually asking for proof if someone got on your tip is making me regret this decison
>>66356967
How thick can you get?
pmsl at this cretin!
>>66356976
>damage control
>>66356985
Can't you read you imbecile? The other guy is (supposedly) on the opposite tip of my pick.
1111111111111
>>66357610
not that funny desu
>>66357610
pmsl
Malta Moldova Overs the play today pmsl
Need a shag like AIR
> this is considered a big house in England
pmsl
>>66357869
sums on u 0.5 shags in 2016 @ 1.2
>>66357869
Get your bankroll up and buy an escort
>>66358768
Pmsl, market already closed in Jan.
Current line is 9.5.
>>66359136
Probably will tonight if I can't cut one out of the herd.
Bankroll is 5 digits btw.
>>66359155
$200.00 does not count as 5 digits lid
>>66359174
Ok lid. Add 45k to that and you're about there.
What are the bets for the Asian matches?
what's your favorite gambling/bet related movie?
was watching two for the money today tbqh
>>66359195
pretty much of the value has already gone, lid.
Seething because of the Wizards. Time to filter out Australian flags
>>66359601
what happened, lid?
did one of my cuntrymen trick you into pre-staking apehoop?
>>66359639
Yeah, told me it was free money too
>>66348501
>>66359648
ouch
if I meet him irl i'll belt him for ya
>>66359648
>that flag
>that topic
>>66354726
tears if you missed it
>tfw only 2 games are badly priced
wew
on Australia
>>66360113
Ends 3-0
Not on Australia
INSANE value in handicaps for tonight's U21 EU Qualifiers
>>66360113
>it's an i'm too late episode
>>66360174
fuck me too
>>66354717
sums!
>>66360142
Yeah at HT pmsl
>>66360247
pmsl, nice one
lads
>>66360266
yes lid?
o10 asian corners is the lotto bet in the Australia v Jackfuckistan match
>>66359925
I was shrewd enough to doubt betting against the Hawks >>66348730
but he sounded like he knew better
based afreeca
need aussie goals tbqh
>>66360463
need another two more than the AIR I'm breathing.
France u17 W are FAR too short
>>66360483
How short we talking? Less than 5 foot 5?
All these really really shit odds
James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
Today is absolutely beyond. Cunts will be won and lost. Some bets will be pre-game, some in-play. Balances will be ?
>>66360505
There's three game which are large stake on that list
>>66360519
uzi odds gone
>>66360519
Im only seeing Iraq mate.
Half of these fucking games dont even offer Total Goals / Handicap odds.
>>66360508
>Cunts will be won and lost.
What a vile phrase.
>>66360505
>fractional odds
>>66360526
Iraq was decent @1.8
any A L T I T U D E bets?
>>66360525
Still a bet
>>66360505
wtb? Need to phone up wonga for more money on Iraq
BEYOND large on japan
Over 9 corners Japan
Over 9 corners Korea
Iraq to win
£50 on it now lads.
>>66360554
Maybe when they don't score for a while but I'm not taking 1.7 desu
>>66360508
hoping he loses loads on bolivia
>muh altitude
just stuck the lot on japan sw
>>66360572
On the +
>>66360586
nice lid.
free 1% bankroll increase.
I assume Euan will tip it too pmsl
>>66360592
cheers for the money pal
>>66360599
yeah that's exactly the sort of thing he would do pmsl
Afghanistan + 4.5 goals lads
>>66360618
he'll probably say he was on japan -4.5 once they are 3-0 up in the first half pmsl
>>66360113
Decent start to the day :)
BASED AUSTRALIA
up surreal on aussies -3.5
good lads
>This Japan team news
Rebacking +
>>66360692
beyond
>>66360692
I was brave and took Afghan + 4.5 prior to KO
>>66360692
who ded?
comfy
Japan goal when?
>>66360605
yeah thanks m8 pmsl
>>66360862
Japan wont score until about the 70th minute
+4.5 world
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>>66360872
:^)
1111111111111
11111111111111111111111111
JAPAN
I already had £40 on +4.5 corners first half so im up
What did people bet ?
>>66360892
Japan to score the first goal. HUP
>>66360895
Wow at odds of 1/10
Why did you even bother
>>66360892
pmsl
>>66360892
awwwwwwwwwwwww
>>66360901
>the odds were 1/10 so it wasn't a good bet
Please stop posting you pathetic slug.
>tfw went for a mortgage application a few days back
>tfw cant get a mortgage if you have activity on betting websites within the last 3 months
this thread is shit
>>66360926
>not winning enough to pay cash
>>66360926
>buying
pmsl
>>66360932
>not buying whilst house prices are low and beginning to increase
>>66360926
>not just buying a house with a duffel bag full of cash
pmsl
>living in a property
>>66360950
>house prices are low right now
pmsl ok buddy, enjoy your 30 year mortgage in some shite part of the country. >>66360953
I love that you faggot are giving me grief for going for a morgtage whilst you are sitting in your fucking parents house or some shit tier run down student accomodation.
>>66360967
You going to be paying that off for the rest of your life. Pointless buying unless you have a good inheritance waiting
>>66360970
>inheritance
Holy fuck, the absolute sense of entitlement coming from you is astounding.
I hope your parents leave you nothing.
>>66360967
Renting lid
Just woke up lids.
Had a dream Japan won 1-0
>>66360983
They already have. Sorry to disappoint
reminder that i am STILL selling accounts
>>66360993
No different to paying a mortgage for 40 years, you'll never own it because you be dead
Why would you want to rent
Its lost money. You own nothing and are basically paying someone elses mortgage
A mortgage on a £180,000 house in a nice part of Northern Ireland is only £630 a month between my GF and I. Thats genuinely nothing when we are both on a minimum of £35,000
>>66361050
>£180,000 house in a nice part of Northern Ireland
povvo detected
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NIPPON
>bet on korea -2.5
>HT 0-0
damm.
>>66360994
pmsl DAC going back to sleep
>>66361050
>180k house
lmfao
>>66361062
Lebanon keeper is having the game of his life
>>66361050
>Northern Ireland
>>66361072
A 180k house here is about 450,000 elsewhere on mainland UK
>>66361073
only 2 goal attempts by korea
guess it's a lost bet
>>66361080
shrewdie detected
Anyone tempted by vietnam?
333333333333
>Mackers backing a team who have never won a game before
wew
>>66361086
i've been tempted by the handicap of every home team tbqh
>>66361061
AFGHANISTAN NO
>>66361050
pmsl
I rent so I can bet MORE, make MORE and eventually buy a house straight up.
Floodgates have opened for Japan
My +4.5 Afghan is looking dangerou now
>>66361099
That doesnt even make sense.
How much is your rent, unless you are living in squalor 2up 2down on benefits street
The apartment I rented after Uni was £1200 a month between 2, granted it was a penthouse but still worth it.
>>66361108
800/month
>>66361108
465 a month
Lads can we stop talking about mortgages and about in play betting
>tfw no Bet365 in play bet offer this week
>>66361108
>£12000
Not even remotely shrewd. £650/month 2 bed brand new flat reporting in.
>>66361128
>2 bed flat
bender detected
Should I cash out lads, or hold tight ?
J A P A N
>>66361132
>Stake: 5.00
lol
>>66361128
>Living with another bloke
Ha, GAY
>>66360573
1/3
>>66361145
>correctly priced
>buying an account from someone I dont know for them to steal my winnings
>>66361154
>winnings
555555555
japannnn
>>66361154
>steal your winnings
once the first lot has fucked it id want to sell you another batch, -ev for me to rob you when you're paying me
>tfw your cashout option disappears when all 4 bets are winning
WHY?!?!
holy fuck this lebanon keeper
goo goo waah
>literally try and put a £10 bet on with meridianbet for £25 liability
>gets sent to the trader for review and he offers me half the odds
just incredible really. why even trade these games?
>>66360870
What were you saying m8?
pmsl cheers once again :^)
>>66361262
nothing lad congrats on being shrewd
So much tears for anyone who backed Korea
>>66361306
hahaHAHA hehe Haha I am literally pmsl lid teehee
end yourself you stale chinless mongoloid
ON MY KNEES for two more corners in korea match
>>66361306
>lol XD it's so funny when people's bets lose
>>66361306
grow up you plimsoll
>>66361331
Scum
Uzbekistan vs Philipines
over 3.5 decent odds for likely result
over 4.5 if you wanna risk it for doubled cash
This fucking Lebanon defence
What the actual fuck
>take day off work
>+£560 already
getting a job biggest mistake of my life lids
RIP Johan Cruyff
>>66361352
ONE MORE PLEASE
>>66361455
*likes* post
>>66361455
Why post this?
11111111111111111111111111111
KOREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>66361502
because we're on a sports board? get a fucking grip you spastic
>>66361502
Sorry edgelord
pmsl at korea layers
>>66360573
so close, seething
'Arry surreal
code red code red
>>66361541
Nah not really mate, i dropped it to 8 corners for the Korea game.
Making bank already
Got on Maldives +5.5 @1.9 pregame. Comfy
>>66361602
;_;
>>66361719
post slip
One more in fh jordan?
>>66361563
SURREAL
>>66361782
Thanks, my comfy-levels are at an all-time high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
Are Jordan going to slow down?
>>66361889
Gotta watch the opening minutes.
All they did this first half was play long throughballs and watch the pajeet keeper shit himself while his defense did nothing but kick the ball directly up in to the air and commit fouls.
Surely it can't be that hard for them to not let in as many goals in the second half. All they have to do is park the bus.
Holy fuck I'm making a killing with these Asian qualifiers today
Iraq later is good value
>>66361951
Not as good as SW @1.8
pmsl at your life lad
>>66361377
Slow start la, getting worried
Hello Uzbek
Where are goals
Uzbek HT @1.8 surreal
Uzbekistan fucking when?
Anyone been watching?
>>66361998
Once one team concedes another 2/3 be banged in within 30 mins, playing defensively because of 10 men but once the fatigue hits they'll crumble
>yfw 'arry meets England in the world cup
On the FLOOR for Uzbekistan goals
feet so numb
where are the fecking goals
Knew I should've lumped on adam johnson at over 4.5 years
Got a medium on Malta DNB. Am I shrewd lads?
What's THE bet for iraq now that SW is ded?
>>66362325
jesus fucking christ, the girl knew exactly what she was doing too
What's SW?
No bully
>>66362386
>defending a pedo
>>66362424
straight win
>>66362424
Summer Winner
Also read the sticky
from the shots on target and corners you'd think they'd have accidentally scored by now
>>66362429
>15 years old
he's an ephebophile at worst lid. Bet she looked about 18 too
>>66362456
>mobile
>limited account stakes
pmsl if you're looking for bait you've found one
>>66362480
At that point why not just find a young looking 18 year old, are all mackems this stupid
>>66362456
Nice balance
>>66362480
he knew she was underage and knew he was breaking the law >keep deleting our convos. deserves everything coming to him
>>66362386
>actually having this opinion
Ridiculous some of the comments
>seen photos of her drinking underage, she wasn't innocent
>probably just wants some compensation and to be in the paper
Disgusting desu
Wtfb
>>66362588
>ugh, victim blaming. really?
>>66362599
Uzbek -2.25
Hope Uzbekistan have some big plans for this second half tbqh
>>66362599
Malta-moldova 0-0
>>66362588
>probably just wants some compensation and to be in the paper
This is literally true though
>>66362557
And she didn't. She manipulated him
>>66362669
>get manipulated by a 15 y/o girl
shit bait
>>66362687
Why is this bait? Are 15 year olds suddenly unable to rationalise or think? Are they vegetables? Stop being a delusional retard
Based Jordan
It'll be another hungry night in the Hassan household if Uzbekistan don't get their shit together
>>66361971
STOP TYPING PMSL YOU FUCKING BENDER
Tennis in play
Victoria bosio sw @3.25
Other girl can't hold her serve for shit
>>66362669
Yeah I bet she loves having to change schools due to being bullied so much, I'm sure she loves all the abuse she gets in the street and the whole town knowing and resenting her. Get a life.
>>66362748
pmsl
NEED SOME FUCKING UZBEKISTAN GOALS
So do Uzbekistan unironically draw or unironically scrape a 1-0 win?
>>66362744
How many tinder matches do you have fellow pakibro
>>66362756
Doesn't seem to mind it too much given she's out on the piss most nights. I bet she loves all the money coming her way too
>o-oh no someone called me a slag in the street waah waah goo goo
>>66362796
Not nibbling.
SO MUCH riding on iraq
>>66362822
>betting on Iraq
Thailand are top of the group mate you mug
>>66362822
This
All my winnings from australia, jordan, japan are going down the drain
11111111111111111111
keep scoring plz
the uzbeqis and french kids need to sort themselves out
FLOODGATES OPEN
Tennis in play
Jessica Ponchet
SW @3.00
>>66362778
Into triple figures now
I don't identify as Paki though
I'm a proper Englishman
>>66362875
Get the fuck on it lads
your bets have got to be lost to be found
>>66362876
Charlotte parred you lid looks dece too
>>66362906
>>66362875
4-0 and still 2.10
>>66362953
Might cash out on Uzbek and put it on the tennis
Just boring when you don't have any accounts left
>>66362984
ffs m8
>>66361013
>account
>>66362928
Nah she's just asleep lad
Filipino heart surreal tbqh
>>66363017
>cig behind the ear
>not her actual Facebook age
run
>>66363017
>she
take a long look at that chin, it's a bloke
>>66363017
maybe not
Tears if you aren't on Jessica Ponchet
>>66363032
Clearly a zoot senpai
>sadpepe.jpg
>Only 1-0 against 10 juicy young Filipino boys
>>66363017
revolting specimen
>Iraq
AHAHAHAAH
Told you mugs to back Thailand
/bet/ btfo
>>66363147
you knew you were in trouble when Euan tipped it lad
Wish that Tipsters would wait for inplay to tip...
Right lads, somebody explain this
Had a 5 fold accy this morning
Iraq is the last game to play
4 of the 5 teams have won already
My cashout option is gone.
Why ?!?!?
Ausclick wants 5k on Giants
>Big_Al
>euan tipped uzbek -2.25 pregame
pmsl
>>66363229
>matches are 83 minutes long
Hope the Uzbekistan showers have no hot water tbqh
>>66363229
>they kicked off -3.0
PMSL
>>66363214
>>66363214
Up sums from last 2 bets on tt tonight so pressing on for more.
Giants lineup changes combined with the exposed team comps of CW makes this a bet
Do crack on giving views about sentences criminals should get. This time you don't even need to pretend to be au fait with South African law
>>66363201
Bookies dont always offer cash out, especially not when they have something to gain. I still can't cash out my kane golden boot bet
Lay it
shame domzale not playing that well, big guns on, only 2 nigerian, one won u17 world cup and one played with myidget u19 to come on
>3 attempts at humour
Vaduz 5th goal @2.00
4-0 at half time
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwUGSYDKUxU
Down insane on Uzbekistan and Iraq
How can I see Euan's bets? Do I have to follow him? Don't really want to give him the satisfaction desu
>>66363387
this is a bad bet
>>66363375
Oh fuck
Jessicka Ponchet is rattled
>>66363468
Fucking women
6-0 3-0 up
>>66363451
BORING
3 dollars left help a lad out with a tip
Love it when Euan gives it the old "beat opening prices" spiel. Nobody cares, people want winners you moron.
>>66363519
Syria SW. I'll let someone else explain why you are an idiot.
>>66363545
Just because the market moves towards a certain team doesn't make it value. I took the + after watching the first half an hour as Uzbekistan had no idea. Sometimes you just need to watch the game and bet the obvious bet.
>Big_Al mentioning PGA
pmsl
>>66363567
>Just because the market moves towards a certain team doesn't make it value
Yes it does you utter sperg
>>66363567
Dont be stupid. It objectively makes it value. Were you sweating when they hit the post then put it over an open goal? or when it went inches wide with the GK nowhere on several occasions? Or that time the GK had no idea what was going on and it hit him in the face?
Enjoy your tenner.
>>66363597
Excellent post
Jessika Ponchet
Leading 0-6, 0-3
Now 0-6, 4-4
Fucking women
>>66363612
tears buddy
>>66363590
I specialise in marking money going against the herd.
>>66363597
>just because other people read the same info as me and jumped on a bet and pushed the odds too far it was value
Not nibbling lad.
>>66363612
Hurr durr this women has won some games so she must carry on playing like this. Value was on Von Deichmann buddy.
>>66363621
>I specialise in marking money going against the herd.
Please have sex
>>66363621
But I was on -2.25. How was that a bad bet? It was the opening line.
>>66363634
Your bet lost. MOVE ON.
Ponchet backers on SUICIDE WATCH
I'm cashing out on this bitch
>>66363639
>How was that a bad bet?
Erm hello? Did you see the final score? Also Philippines only had 10 players for most of the match, they didn't even come close to covering, bad bet in my book.
Ive backed Thailand
They are winning
How the fuck can my cashout option be worth less than what I put on.
Im convinced Bet 365 fucks you
£100 was getting me back £750 and the cashout is £69
pmsl at people on tipstertube complaining about prestaking
>>66363668
This is bait.
>>66363671
I hope this is bait.
>>66363668
>>66363671
SO much bait itt
>>66363633
What? Von Deichmann was still the favourite after losing the first set 6-0. How is that value?
>>66363671
tears!
>>66363689
Because she's much the better player. Odds drifted nicely.
>>66363689
worm.
>>66363612
> betting on slag racket
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IRAQ !
>>66363701
Really is too much bait itt
>>66363725
You really are clueless are't you. Put it in football terms, if you fancy a team to win and they go a goal down early on double chance or draw no bet is naturally a bet.
>>66363735
So your saying that no matter the situation, backing the current losing team is always better value ?
>>66363751
Are you fucking dense?
>>66363735
4 breaks in a row is not the same as one goal. You're the clueless one
>>66363751
>your
School finished early?
No. I'm talking about a shock start to the match which doesn't reflect the difference in gulf between the two opponents. The odds overreact and creates value.
>>66363772
But in this case the odds didn't overreact
>>66363788
Like I said I bet going against the public or the herd as I call them. It's done me well over the last few years and I won't be changing. Think we've been through this enough. Have a good day.
Need a goal in iraq-thailand PLEASE
>>66363808
So basicaly, when you see a team 2-0 down, and having a man send off you think, fuck me lads, backing the losing team to win seems like a good bet.
You are a slug
There is nobody with an easier life than Stephen Constantine
>>66363808
And yet the public is doing exactly what you say you would have done. Yeah I'm done too you're clearly too arrogant to admit you're wrong
PONCHET COME BACK IS ON LADS
STICK YOUR AGAINST THE HERD BETTING UP YOUR HOLES
>>66363816
Like I said I don't think you really understood the points I'm making, you're very entrenched with your view on betting, I'll keep on doing my thing and you do yours. I hope it works out for you.
>>66363419
Took a while but
tears
O man I'm desperate for a goal
Paul Maughan such a limp wristed gayboy.
and i thought bird was shrewd
MIDTECH VALENTINE SURREALLLL
FUCK OFF IRAQI CUNTS
PONCHET !!!!!!!!!!
Lost a big correct score double (odds around 60) in the 6th minute of extra time yesterday night. That shit had me so tilted I was angry in my dream, woke up angry and I still am. Don't even know why, I usually never tilt. I stopped myself from placing any bets on tonights matches, but I've already made my selections. Better luck this time I guess.
>>66362662
>>66362754
#shrewd
>>66363884
such a horse JUDGE
>>66363958
gotta vent somewhere.
Going small on Hong Kong
Qatar already guaranteed top spot in group
>>66363975
tell your mum
>>66364036
She's not home yet.
1111111111
dafc today, done it ALL wrong
Paul Maughan is such a bootlicking turnip
>It can now be reported that Adam Johnson was arrested for possessing extreme pornography - bestiality - on his laptop last year
lel
>>66364195
He's right, fair play to the fella.
>>66364210
no he's not
>>66364202
source?
>>66364202
It can not be reported Adam Johnson watched rugby union.
>>66364202
He's clearly a deviant yet lads will defend him to the death.
>>66364228
Take your pick of any news site desu
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35891143
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>>66364228
Yes he is
hows the 12fold coming along?
>>66364249
You mean 14 fold
Syria surreal, doing it for the Syrians.
>tfw have about 2k of winnings not paid out by sing yet
Could really ruin my day if the cunts void
Deichmann never in doubt hup hup
>>66364248
No, he isn't. The girl knew exactly what she was doing, she led him on for money, and yet this limp spastic thinks she is some kind of sexual assault victim. Absolutely pathetic
Imagine having a spreadsheet full of Filipino players and STILL overreacting to a bit of team news about injuries pmsl, Euan so utterly hopeless at bets in Asia
What happened to maple leaf and unibwin?
>>66364233
>not
>Euan can't even Goffpost properly
>>66364328
battling addiction and literally serving 6 months for domestic violence
>>66364293
Why do you use a bookie that constantly voids bets?
>>66364322
But he beat the opening odds!
Is international break more profitable than regular season? on one hand you have your A L T I T U D E fueled Bhutans on +8.5 handi's, but you don't have your Leicester's at 2.50 against your Crystal Palaces
>>66364328
Maple no longer bets.
Uni literally doesnt post except to aftertime now.
>>66364364
They either were the only site trading it or were much better odds
>>66364348
ffs
>>66363545
2-0 up. Bet should win from here. Hop you got on.
pmsl @ albania on TT
>>66364392
just as bad on bloga pmsl
What MORON is backing Malaysia +?
Can't stop topping up on -
Won't stop topping up on -
>>66364406
>>66364471
LOL
>>66364471
pmsl @ me
Dread to think of the sheer mischief I could get upto with VPNs like Albania.
>>66364526
update your TT cunt
>>66364526
>>66364471
BUY MY ACCOUNTS LADS
IH SW is the slave.
Better be quick.
>>66364551
I would, friend, but we need to solve the problem with trust. How would I prevent you robbing me off to fund your gambling addiction?
>>66364563
Who is IH
>>66364455
Same. Not getting any alternate AHs on b365 though, will wait for in play
>>66364563
Pmsl there's a far better bet going on lid
>>66364618
A football team.
>>66364631
Are you going to share it or just aftertime?
>>66364653
I'm going to aftertime like you :) It's in Asia so it's probably not for you anyway pmsl
>>66364563
thanks m8
>>66364563
too late :/
>>66364681
>like you
I just tipped my bet though as I do with everything I post about
>It's in Asia
So was IH.
>>66364731
>iceland
>>66364731
Was on about your aftertiming of Man City last night not to mention all the other aftertimes. Enjoy the ISN limits, tears!
>>66364374
I don't always aftertime lad
Saudi Arabia - is a large btw
>>66364784
dino so cringe
>>66364249
nicely m8
5 wins
2 2-0
1 2-0
>>66364812
Delete this
EUAN
>>66364801
Missed you lad
>>66364801
the asian?
>>66364784
Are you implying it was aftertiming because I rebacked but didnt say I did?
You must have some sort of weird hatred of me despite never meeting me. I hope it eats you up at night the same way you get gobbled up by the big boys in asia.
Enjoy slaving away for your 3% ROI while I make easy bets on ISN and IBC.
>>66364801
Finishes 3-0 m8
>>66364870
do you use asianodds or an alternative?
Will malaysia score tonight?
>>66364870
>Are you implying it was aftertiming because I rebacked but didnt say I did?
I can tell you go to an ex-poly, do I need to explain what aftertiming is to you?
>>66364838
I'll never leave you anon
>>66364854
Always the Asian
>>66364875
'no'
6-0 min, Al Salami scores 4
>>66364870
What a strange little man you are. Let me guess your own tips you put into your spreadsheet today have a better roi than your tipstertube?
>>66364870
Pmsl acting like billy big bollocks again even though you clearly have a terrible record in Asia going off everything you tip on here, I'm sure you'll produce some altered numbers on a spreadsheet to try and say otherwise though. You really are a very deluded little man with a serious personality disorder.
>>66364887
Used to use AO but now use a better, secret alternative.
>>66364899
le ebin ex-poly meme
>>66364901
Are you saying Malaysia will get battered like your gf?
>>66364918
Probably not today, no. Why do you ask?
>>66364854
Obviously, can't bet the euro handicap for an Asian team can you?
>>66364931
Just wondering. Seems to happen with alarming regularity, just out of interest what bets have you been on today, the busiest day of the month?
>>66364928
Oh dear. IH 2-0 and carried in asia. The only personality disorder I have is being a compulsive winner and certified shrewdie m8
>>66364931
>Used to use AO but now use a better, secret alternative.
why is it a secret?
EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN
>>66364870
You have zero wit
>>66364957
Wow one winner, probably with shit limits, imagine winning in asia long term. Imagine.
>>66364953
Comoros 0.0
Uzbekistan -2.25
Singapore -1.0 (1-0)
2-0 CS Singapore
Singapore -0.75 (1-1)
Singapore SW
Denmark -2.75 (1-0)
Throttur Vogar -2 (7-0)
O9.5
U10.0
IH
All in aisa except losing CS bet.
>>66364957
Pmsl who are you trying to impress? Everyone knows you're not a shrewdie on here, can tell just from what a big deal you're making from winning IH with tiny limits
>this britanon so into euan-bashing he is actually running up and down the stairs to post from his mums iphone as well
>>66364986
>>66365013
>winning in asia
>shit limits
thing about Asia is you can reback as many times as you want. Im sure you know that though.
>>66365005
>Imeriti lay
AHAHAHAHA
Rossler GOBBLING you up
>>66365080
I wasnt going to back @ 1.1 0-1, was I?
>>66365091
Why would you bet at all on the game if you weren't exploiting a bubblegum misprice?
>>66365091
zzzz lowest it got @ 1-0 was 1.2
please end yourself lido
>>66365124
zzz was pulled from all bubblegums bar one (that you don't have an account with) with utterly shit lays
>>66365124
Because I saw it as value. More than 1 in 10 times a bet on a similar game would win.
>>66365005
Eurgh, similar to my bets, feel a bit sick.
>>66365152
I'm not saying there was lots of value to be had on bubblegums for this particular game, more that it's very hard to make good profit on fixes just betting on betfair
>>66365158
Fair enough
Anyone else keeping an eye on Russia U21s?
>>66365193
fair enough also
>>66365226
keeping an eye on Russia u16 girls if you know what I mean ;)
>>66365226
would like a goal next half
>>66365248
oioi
Portugal u21
MONEY TRAIN
Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador - Ecuador -
>>66365295
Good to see this classic get wheeled out every now and again, bit of a gem
>>66365291
>-5 at 1.7
meh, good luck to you but don't like it much myself
SPAL11
Fingers in so many pies right now lids
fuck azerbaijan man
utter freaks
Just want off the wild ride of life tbqh
Need a Qatar goal like AIR
>>66365429
same
>tfw not a victim of a terrorist attack
>tfw no guns to be shot by in dingoland
>>66365388
russia come up 2-1
sick af
Saudi started so fucking tez pmsl
got a big stake on HSV (Bundesliga) to win vs Holstein Kiel (3. Liga).
got it at odds of 2.00, bookie fucked up. 2:0 up after 10 minutes. top kek
>>66365578
>aftertiming
Saudi -4.25 another DIRE bet placed by me today. DESPISE internationals, getting on awful bets tipped by a bunch of fucking psuedos
>>66365578
I haven't checked lineups but I'm guessing it wasn't a fuck up and probably just team news considering this is priced in Asia
FUCKING AZERBAIJAN
>>66365646
Pmsl just remembered I took u2.75 in Croatia game as I thought Spain wouldn't break them down. Croatia 2-0 up at HT, why the fuck did I not bet the +?
>>66365646
Yep, done today all wrong and it looks like Saudi is just going to top it all off. Terrible, terrible game. Terrible, terrible day.
>>66365700
Hate to be an aftertiming little shit but it's been a great day
Would quite like Portuguese U21s to grab another goal this half please
>>66365723
I mean for me personally mate, done it all wrong.
>>66365742
I'm with you, today has been world but I've gone wrong on a few and so far slightly down for the day. A little bad luck and a little my fault.
Uni m8 what have you done to me?
>>66365723
Days like this there are loads of great bets, could have easily been up four figures but just got on the wrong bets. What you been on today?
>>66365618
just happy it went so well, still 1 hour to go for any decent games.
also got smaller stakes on 3 regionalliga west games:
viktoria köln to beat ssvg velbert @ 1.61
wattenscheid 09 to beat ahlen @ 2.05
long shot, dont think it will come in but its good value: verl to beat rot weiss essen @ 3.8
as for the friendly internationals:
greece & u2.5 @ 2.87
denmark & no @ 2.87
czech republic & btts @ 4.33
turkey & btts @ 4.75
northern ireland dnb @ 2.20
spain & u2.5 @ 4.33
>>66364801
Nice one mate. Got em good.
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
Uni tip failing miserably so far. PMSL stick to the aftertiming lad
>>66365655
I think it's because it's a friendly and HSV have embarassed themselves in a friendly last year. Also, because some players are missing due to the international friendlies. Still, 2.0 is way too high.
>>66365781
>>66365811
>>66365805
>football matches are 30 minutes long
topping up desu
>>66365873
>topping up
Clearly not watching it
>>66365800
on EVERYTHING
Uni is as good as betting as a chocolate tea pot pmsl
PMSL at Saudi finishing
in-play (15'): greece & no @ 2.40
Ausbro I'm scared
Giants are looking scary
Anyone on the Turks?
>>66366115
yea, they have the better team right now and ibrahimovic skips this friendly
LARGE on Northern Ireland U16. #unethicalbetting
>>66366177
>not on 365
zzzzzzzzz
>>66366215
This. Why bother?
Large staking o3 Goal Line in the Clyde U20 v Morton U20 game, Morton are world but with some younger defenders playing.
>>66366177
ABORT. Big_Al is on.
LARGE on sweden -2
>>66366240
Wew lad
What's the Saudi Arabia bet?
1111111111
kek at Arry's interview after his jordan side won 8-0 today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT8BQxC8_ok
>>66366426
-4.25 AH
look at the rball
holy fuck saudi arabia are SO bad
one guy gets to the touch line and cuts it across to his player. you'd think he shoots straight away but no he takes a touch and passes it back to the guy who gave it to him
>>66366571
>arry manages jordan
How did I miss this
>>66366619
So embarrassingly tragic watching a team of shite players trying to be overly intricate.
Not sure I want to know how many years Uni has been coming to /bet/.
>>66366771
and he still can't pick a winner pmsl
>100 DAs
>24 shots
>2 goals
embarrassing really
>Pooan Park
Gobbled up by the big boys in Asia again as he put it earlier
>>66366177
1111111111111111111
>>66366831
>matches are 55 min long
>>66366081
super tip
>>66366849
Going to be out shagging before FT so getting it in now
>>66366863
anything can happen in a friendly
>>66366243
zzzz usual. Blocked him.
>>66366973
You can't profit in asia, deal with it.
Put my house on Spain SW
Is it right that the turk stream on 365 is well ahead of betting, turkey scored and it took around 10 seconds for betting to be suspended
Hope uni dies in his sleep tonight
>>66367032
Me too, perfect way to go after losing this much
>>66367019
i noticed they seemed to have some trouble getting the real time data some time before the goal already (in-play markets were suspended for minutes).
>>66367052
how much you down liddo
>>66366114
Yeah I'm scared desu, although this wolves comp is exposed, I don't think they have anything left to show so if the Giants draft correctly(big if considering what they have done so far) it's theirs to win
>bird
such a worm
How did Mackers do today?
>>66367276
Slightly down I reckon
>>66367093
€2.50
>>66367093
500 Great European yuros
>>66367276
James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
Bolivia vs Colombia...
Monumental chase incoming
>>66367341
:O
BIG BOY
>>66367313
That's 5 beers
>>66367271
pmsl
Euan LOVING that Scotland goal.
>>66367345
Lel please tell me he was on
>muh altitude
pmsl
muh mackers
>>66367591
When do I get on Czech m8
>>66367857
The altitude will hit then in the second half
sweaty as fuck but Giants win 3-2
Down 50% of my roll today thanks to Asia and bird
What's the chase?
>>66368372
Bolivia+2
>>66368372
France U21
>>66368372
The Chase is a British television quiz show broadcast on ITV and hosted by Bradley Walsh. Contestants play against a professional quizzer, known as the "chaser", who attempts to prevent them from winning a cash prize. The chasers are Mark Labbett, Shaun Wallace, Anne Hegerty, Paul Sinha and Jenny Ryan.
>>66368035
Surreal
>>66366849
Pmsl stick to fonbet kiddo
>>66368434
Shaun was fucking woeful today. Gifted them 10K each.
PMSL gonna lose this accy because Czech is deciding to lose to some kilt wearing gingers
Large staking Chelsea slags -0.75 from here, rball reflects stream so not just pixel punting
>>66368572
>matches are 57 minutes long
>>66368572
Rude.
>>66368676
>Watched first 5 mins then switched to Wales v NI and forgot about it
Mad at myself desu
Good Lord, wife so angry at me for spending too much time on computer, any married friends have any ideas how to deal with this situation?
To make it on topic so jannie the poor cuck won't give me a ban, how has your day been lads? Any winners?
>>66368827
Up 3k today, best day in a long while. Just keep reminding her of how much money you make and take her on a nice holiday every once in a while, works a charm lid.
>>66368827
>any ideas how to deal with this situation?
Go see a therapist as you are hallucinating.
>>66368911
>>66368911
>>66368911
New thread lads.
>>66368827
Keep this thread on-topic, please.
>>66368848
post proof
>>66368827
lost 4 of my main bets so far (can't say im very surprised), won 2, cashed out 1, and won a small accu with safer bets. im at least breaking even today. if czech republic can equalize ill make some profit. also got a tiny stake on a correct score double: spain v italy 1-1 and czech rep v scotland 1-1. im just hoping for czech to score so i can cash out.
