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#lifegoals 3rd edition (big house in the country sub-editon)
Comfy international break week big day sub-sub edition
Old thread: >>66342926
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RBL WOH
Friendly reminder to swerve any and all barstad-tips tonight. His form is really bad at the moment.
>>66355498
>big house in the country sub-editon
My type of #lifegoals
Thanks for making this sub Euan, appreciate it.
Much better than those sweaty seaside villas.
Now tell me, wtb for tomorrow morning?
>>66355572
I have already tipped something on tt. IN ASIA! Odds gone though.
>ping pong lotto shite
JUST
Is this a joke?
>>66355617
1.7 still dece imo
w-e-a-l-t-h
>>66355498
That's my house you scruffy meff
>>66356054
delete this
PMSL albiania so desperate to boost his
>-100%
New tip posted lads
https://tipstertube.com/post/37166
>>66356561
pmsl
>rball bet
>10/10
wew
>>66356572
Cheers lad, on -0.5 Juventud
PMSL now he's prestaking unders on an international friendly.
See this as a reminder that you need your head checking if you haven't filtered the Albanian flag yet.
>>66356653
Proofs?
>>66356659
>PMSL now he's prestaking unders on an international friendly.
What's wrong with that friendo?
>>66356653
S H A K I N G yet friendo?
tears cuiaba
>>66356668
I'm on too.
The fact that you're actually asking for proof if someone got on your tip is making me regret this decison
>>66356967
How thick can you get?
pmsl at this cretin!
>>66356976
>damage control
>>66356985
Can't you read you imbecile? The other guy is (supposedly) on the opposite tip of my pick.
1111111111111
>>66357610
not that funny desu
>>66357610
pmsl
Malta Moldova Overs the play today pmsl
Need a shag like AIR
> this is considered a big house in England
pmsl
>>66357869
sums on u 0.5 shags in 2016 @ 1.2
>>66357869
Get your bankroll up and buy an escort
>>66358768
Pmsl, market already closed in Jan.
Current line is 9.5.
>>66359136
Probably will tonight if I can't cut one out of the herd.
Bankroll is 5 digits btw.
>>66359155
$200.00 does not count as 5 digits lid
>>66359174
Ok lid. Add 45k to that and you're about there.
What are the bets for the Asian matches?
what's your favorite gambling/bet related movie?
was watching two for the money today tbqh
>>66359195
pretty much of the value has already gone, lid.
>>66359236
oh...
Seething because of the Wizards. Time to filter out Australian flags
>>66359601
what happened, lid?
did one of my cuntrymen trick you into pre-staking apehoop?
>>66359639
Yeah, told me it was free money too
>>66348501
>>66359648
ouch
if I meet him irl i'll belt him for ya
>>66359648
>that flag
>that topic
>>66354726
tears if you missed it
>tfw only 2 games are badly priced
wew
on Australia
>>66360113
Ends 3-0
Not on Australia
INSANE value in handicaps for tonight's U21 EU Qualifiers
>>66360113
>it's an i'm too late episode
>>66360174
fuck me too
>>66354717
sums!
>>66360142
Yeah at HT pmsl
>>66360247
pmsl, nice one
lads
>>66360266
yes lid?
o10 asian corners is the lotto bet in the Australia v Jackfuckistan match
>>66359925
I was shrewd enough to doubt betting against the Hawks >>66348730
but he sounded like he knew better
based afreeca
need aussie goals tbqh
>>66360463
need another two more than the AIR I'm breathing.
France u17 W are FAR too short
>>66360483
How short we talking? Less than 5 foot 5?
All these really really shit odds
James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
Today is absolutely beyond. Cunts will be won and lost. Some bets will be pre-game, some in-play. Balances will be ?
>>66360505
There's three game which are large stake on that list
>>66360519
uzi odds gone
>>66360519
Im only seeing Iraq mate.
Half of these fucking games dont even offer Total Goals / Handicap odds.
>>66360508
>Cunts will be won and lost.
What a vile phrase.
>>66360505
>fractional odds
>>66360526
Iraq was decent @1.8
any A L T I T U D E bets?
>>66360525
Still a bet
>>66360505
wtb? Need to phone up wonga for more money on Iraq
BEYOND large on japan
Over 9 corners Japan
Over 9 corners Korea
Iraq to win
£50 on it now lads.
>>66360554
Maybe when they don't score for a while but I'm not taking 1.7 desu
>>66360508
hoping he loses loads on bolivia
>muh altitude
just stuck the lot on japan sw
>>66360572
On the +
>>66360586
nice lid.
free 1% bankroll increase.
I assume Euan will tip it too pmsl
>>66360592
cheers for the money pal
>>66360599
yeah that's exactly the sort of thing he would do pmsl
Afghanistan + 4.5 goals lads
>>66360618
he'll probably say he was on japan -4.5 once they are 3-0 up in the first half pmsl
>>66360113
Decent start to the day :)
BASED AUSTRALIA
up surreal on aussies -3.5
good lads
>This Japan team news
Rebacking +
>>66360692
beyond
>>66360692
I was brave and took Afghan + 4.5 prior to KO
>>66360692
who ded?
comfy
Japan goal when?
>>66360605
yeah thanks m8 pmsl
>>66360862
Japan wont score until about the 70th minute
+4.5 world
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>>66360872
:^)
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JAPAN
I already had £40 on +4.5 corners first half so im up
What did people bet ?
>>66360892
Japan to score the first goal. HUP
>>66360895
Wow at odds of 1/10
Why did you even bother
>>66360892
pmsl
>>66360892
awwwwwwwwwwwww
>>66360901
>the odds were 1/10 so it wasn't a good bet
Please stop posting you pathetic slug.
>tfw went for a mortgage application a few days back
>tfw cant get a mortgage if you have activity on betting websites within the last 3 months
this thread is shit
>>66360926
>not winning enough to pay cash
>>66360926
>buying
pmsl
>>66360932
>not buying whilst house prices are low and beginning to increase
>>66360926
>not just buying a house with a duffel bag full of cash
pmsl
>living in a property
>>66360950
>house prices are low right now
pmsl ok buddy, enjoy your 30 year mortgage in some shite part of the country. >>66360953
I love that you faggot are giving me grief for going for a morgtage whilst you are sitting in your fucking parents house or some shit tier run down student accomodation.
>>66360967
You going to be paying that off for the rest of your life. Pointless buying unless you have a good inheritance waiting
>>66360970
>inheritance
Holy fuck, the absolute sense of entitlement coming from you is astounding.
I hope your parents leave you nothing.
>>66360967
Renting lid
Just woke up lids.
Had a dream Japan won 1-0
>>66360983
They already have. Sorry to disappoint
reminder that i am STILL selling accounts
>>66360993
No different to paying a mortgage for 40 years, you'll never own it because you be dead
Why would you want to rent
Its lost money. You own nothing and are basically paying someone elses mortgage
A mortgage on a £180,000 house in a nice part of Northern Ireland is only £630 a month between my GF and I. Thats genuinely nothing when we are both on a minimum of £35,000
>>66361050
>£180,000 house in a nice part of Northern Ireland
povvo detected
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NIPPON
>bet on korea -2.5
>HT 0-0
damm.
>>66360994
pmsl DAC going back to sleep
>>66361050
>180k house
lmfao
>>66361062
Lebanon keeper is having the game of his life
>>66361050
>Northern Ireland
>>66361072
A 180k house here is about 450,000 elsewhere on mainland UK
>>66361073
only 2 goal attempts by korea
guess it's a lost bet
>>66361080
shrewdie detected
Anyone tempted by vietnam?
333333333333
>Mackers backing a team who have never won a game before
wew
>>66361086
i've been tempted by the handicap of every home team tbqh
>>66361061
AFGHANISTAN NO
>>66361050
pmsl
I rent so I can bet MORE, make MORE and eventually buy a house straight up.
Floodgates have opened for Japan
My +4.5 Afghan is looking dangerou now
>>66361099
That doesnt even make sense.
How much is your rent, unless you are living in squalor 2up 2down on benefits street
The apartment I rented after Uni was £1200 a month between 2, granted it was a penthouse but still worth it.
>>66361108
800/month
>>66361108
465 a month
Lads can we stop talking about mortgages and about in play betting
>tfw no Bet365 in play bet offer this week
>>66361108
>£12000
Not even remotely shrewd. £650/month 2 bed brand new flat reporting in.
>>66361128
>2 bed flat
bender detected
Should I cash out lads, or hold tight ?
J A P A N
>>66361132
>Stake: 5.00
lol
>>66361128
>Living with another bloke
Ha, GAY
>>66360573
1/3
>>66361145
>correctly priced
>buying an account from someone I dont know for them to steal my winnings
>>66361154
>winnings
555555555
japannnn
>>66361154
>steal your winnings
once the first lot has fucked it id want to sell you another batch, -ev for me to rob you when you're paying me
>tfw your cashout option disappears when all 4 bets are winning
WHY?!?!
holy fuck this lebanon keeper
goo goo waah
>literally try and put a £10 bet on with meridianbet for £25 liability
>gets sent to the trader for review and he offers me half the odds
just incredible really. why even trade these games?
>>66360870
What were you saying m8?
pmsl cheers once again :^)
>>66361262
nothing lad congrats on being shrewd
So much tears for anyone who backed Korea
>>66361306
hahaHAHA hehe Haha I am literally pmsl lid teehee
end yourself you stale chinless mongoloid
ON MY KNEES for two more corners in korea match
>>66361306
>lol XD it's so funny when people's bets lose
>>66361306
grow up you plimsoll
>>66361331
Scum
Uzbekistan vs Philipines
over 3.5 decent odds for likely result
over 4.5 if you wanna risk it for doubled cash
This fucking Lebanon defence
What the actual fuck
>take day off work
>+£560 already
getting a job biggest mistake of my life lids
RIP Johan Cruyff
>>66361352
ONE MORE PLEASE
>>66361455
*likes* post
>>66361455
Why post this?
11111111111111111111111111111
KOREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>66361502
because we're on a sports board? get a fucking grip you spastic
>>66361502
Sorry edgelord
pmsl at korea layers
>>66360573
so close, seething
'Arry surreal
code red code red
>>66361541
Nah not really mate, i dropped it to 8 corners for the Korea game.
Making bank already
Got on Maldives +5.5 @1.9 pregame. Comfy
>>66361602
;_;
>>66361719
post slip
One more in fh jordan?
>>66361563
SURREAL
>>66361782
Thanks, my comfy-levels are at an all-time high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
Are Jordan going to slow down?
>>66361889
Gotta watch the opening minutes.
All they did this first half was play long throughballs and watch the pajeet keeper shit himself while his defense did nothing but kick the ball directly up in to the air and commit fouls.
Surely it can't be that hard for them to not let in as many goals in the second half. All they have to do is park the bus.
Holy fuck I'm making a killing with these Asian qualifiers today
Iraq later is good value
>>66361951
Not as good as SW @1.8
pmsl at your life lad
>>66361377
Slow start la, getting worried
Hello Uzbek
Where are goals
Uzbek HT @1.8 surreal
Uzbekistan fucking when?
Anyone been watching?
>>66361998
Once one team concedes another 2/3 be banged in within 30 mins, playing defensively because of 10 men but once the fatigue hits they'll crumble
>yfw 'arry meets England in the world cup
On the FLOOR for Uzbekistan goals
feet so numb
where are the fecking goals
Knew I should've lumped on adam johnson at over 4.5 years
Got a medium on Malta DNB. Am I shrewd lads?
What's THE bet for iraq now that SW is ded?
>>66362325
jesus fucking christ, the girl knew exactly what she was doing too
What's SW?
No bully
>>66362386
>defending a pedo
>>66362424
straight win
>>66362424
Summer Winner
Also read the sticky
from the shots on target and corners you'd think they'd have accidentally scored by now
>>66362429
>15 years old
he's an ephebophile at worst lid. Bet she looked about 18 too
>>66362456
>mobile
>limited account stakes
pmsl if you're looking for bait you've found one
>>66362480
At that point why not just find a young looking 18 year old, are all mackems this stupid
>>66362456
Nice balance
>>66362480
he knew she was underage and knew he was breaking the law >keep deleting our convos. deserves everything coming to him
>>66362386
>actually having this opinion
Ridiculous some of the comments
>seen photos of her drinking underage, she wasn't innocent
>probably just wants some compensation and to be in the paper
Disgusting desu
Wtfb
>>66362588
>ugh, victim blaming. really?
>>66362599
Uzbek -2.25
Hope Uzbekistan have some big plans for this second half tbqh
>>66362599
Malta-moldova 0-0
>>66362588
>probably just wants some compensation and to be in the paper
This is literally true though
>>66362557
And she didn't. She manipulated him
>>66362669
>get manipulated by a 15 y/o girl
shit bait
>>66362687
Why is this bait? Are 15 year olds suddenly unable to rationalise or think? Are they vegetables? Stop being a delusional retard
Based Jordan
It'll be another hungry night in the Hassan household if Uzbekistan don't get their shit together
>>66361971
STOP TYPING PMSL YOU FUCKING BENDER
Tennis in play
Victoria bosio sw @3.25
Other girl can't hold her serve for shit
>>66362669
Yeah I bet she loves having to change schools due to being bullied so much, I'm sure she loves all the abuse she gets in the street and the whole town knowing and resenting her. Get a life.
>>66362748
pmsl
NEED SOME FUCKING UZBEKISTAN GOALS
So do Uzbekistan unironically draw or unironically scrape a 1-0 win?
>>66362744
How many tinder matches do you have fellow pakibro
>>66362756
Doesn't seem to mind it too much given she's out on the piss most nights. I bet she loves all the money coming her way too
>o-oh no someone called me a slag in the street waah waah goo goo
>>66362796
Not nibbling.
SO MUCH riding on iraq
>>66362822
>betting on Iraq
Thailand are top of the group mate you mug
>>66362822
This
All my winnings from australia, jordan, japan are going down the drain
11111111111111111111
keep scoring plz
the uzbeqis and french kids need to sort themselves out
FLOODGATES OPEN
Tennis in play
Jessica Ponchet
SW @3.00
>>66362778
Into triple figures now
I don't identify as Paki though
I'm a proper Englishman
>>66362875
Get the fuck on it lads
your bets have got to be lost to be found
>>66362876
Charlotte parred you lid looks dece too
>>66362906
>>66362875
4-0 and still 2.10
>>66362953
Might cash out on Uzbek and put it on the tennis
Just boring when you don't have any accounts left
>>66362984
ffs m8
>>66361013
>account
