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Sydney Thunder require another 60 runs with 7 wickets and 42 balls remaining
Next BBL games: Stars vs Renegades
and Scorchers vs Sixers
South Africa vs England 2nd test starts tomorrow
NZ vs Sri Lanka 3rd ODI tommorow
>>64590118
I used to fuck her back in Neighbours days when I was her manager
"sugar how'd you get so fly" is the best song of 2015
>>64590141
forgot your Malaysian proxy
>>64590135
they are fantastic tits
>>64590141
Mr Sweet? Is that you?
Who here wants to /sodomizeHolly/ ?
2 BBL games tomorrow lads
Hussey has pulled this game right back towards the Thunder
How many of you SEETHING casuals are in this thread, pandering to the BSA?
>>64587863
>>64590164
I see this reaction pic and always think it's Cash Grablett in his 50's still leading the suns
>>64590173
>Hussey saves the day
That's every fuck game, anon.
Just like when he played test cricket.
>>64590169
yeah me mate
>He didn't graduate from Newcastle University with a degree in International Relations and Commerce
>He is a retarded PPSB that should kill himself
>>64590181
No panty lines on Holly
>g string
Good girl.
>>64590174
not many, considering the activity in that thread peaked an hour ago
keep on being late to the party though
>>64590193
you need glasses or a better monitor.
>>64590200
My skinny skinny arse beats hers tbqh
>>64590193
You can see the thong panty line if you look closely
>>64590158
a /b/-level reaction image and then all quiet again? Really?
>>64590209
>tfw big ass
>tfw girls and gay bros always grab it
>>64590216
>pretending you don't enjoy both forms of attention
So what is your excuse for not being wealthy, /cric/?
>>64590216
How tight is it mate?
>>64590222
jews
>it's a hussey saves the day game
almost like he never retired r-right guys
Will based Hussey /century/ ?
WALLOP
>>64590221
I got head off a guy once and I realised I wasn't gay
Has Mike Hussey ever played for Australia?
>>64590238
Too late
>>64590222
it's less effort to just pretend I am on an image board
Who is this Boyce cunt and why does he keep taking wickets
>>64590222
working on it
>Rest of the Blunders fail so hard Hussey doesn't have time to save them
>>64590248
He is a good looking lad
>>64590250
You don't get wealthy by working
>>64590251
Was thinking the same
>inb4 90 not out
>>64590248
I think he's a cricketer, not sure
C H A D
H
A
D
>>64590242
It's only gay if you enjoyed it. He was genuinely cute and looked very feminine but I just couldn't get past the Adam's apple and the stubble.
>>64590259
not for others, no.
M Hussey reminds me of a less gifted version of Shaun Marsh.
Blundered
>>64590164
The Don himself.
>>64590269
You have a lot to learn. I could teach you but I don't like Kiwis
>>64590262
did she fuckin gnaw at it?
Carn Reed, give us some memes
AND THERE WE GO
>Thunder being so shit that based Hussey had to take risky shots to win
Poor bastard.
>>64590280
I don't like kiwis much either. Please switch back to RC. Thanks.
BASED
A
S
E
D
What a fucking throw.
>>64590262
She's thick as fuck. Did she eat your ass?
>tripfags in charge of talking about cricket and not themselves
We should archive this thread and the last one as an example of why people hate tripfaggots
This guy's a loser don't listen to him
hahahahahaHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Thunder
>choking
>Shitney Shitters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>64590298
I tried talking about cricket but nobody wanted to. I donned the Trip and now people reply to me.
You guys complain about Trips but you sure as fuck like to reply to them.
OH BABY
>The city of Sydney
>>64590306
Jesus how many trips do you have?
>Having to use green and red lights to signal out
Kek
>>64590294
No, but she got a few fingers up there.
Next time hopefully she gets her tongue involved
>Aussie G on strike
Put the house on the Thunder
>>64590306
Depends if you prefer genuine interactions or trading insults with strangers.
>>64589455
>sorry son, we'll go to McDonald's next month
>>64590315
Thickies are dirty as fuck
>>64590323
H A H A H A
A
H
A
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A
>>64590262
Is her name Kate and is she from the North shore of Syd? Because I think we're eskimo brothers
Sandhu's batting reminds me of the WBBL
>stepping so far outside leg you can't reach the ball
Is he fucking tanking?
RC = millionaire = angry we liek rc beter than u kiwi
prove me wrong.
wtf is this
every cunt in high school cricket could bat better than that
Sandon't
>>64590349
No one can
>>64590346
Yeah man pretend you're fucking Lana from Archer
What the fuck was Sandhu doing? Is this some genius batting technique to leave your stumps wide open?
>Everyone running away from big strong Tait's bowling
>>64590349
> A million rupiah
>>64590359
its called Tait is bowling 150 kp/h and he didnt want to get in the line of it
>Taint
>>64590359
too much time at AMF tßh
me fookin nan bats better than that in me back yard
19 off 6 wew
I think Hurricanes have got this here
good one Hussey you idiot
>Blunder
So in the other thread I noticed someone bitching about how I'm not talkin about the cricket.
Any of you actually noticed there isn't any real cricket on at the moment?
Hussey must be fucking crying right now.
I saw /iggs/
>>64590338
Eskimo brothers?
>>64590324
She's into anal, but I didn't take her up on her offer because she wouldn't do an enema
>millionaire mysteriously disappears
who /bet/ here
is that cunt who always shills Kanye West here?
/mu/ is saying mean things about him after his new song
I hate Pissmanians so fucking much
RC PTFO
gambling cunt PTFO
Sydney Blunder just can't do it without both Hussey and Khawaja to safe mode their way through the bat
>>64590384
NICE PREDICTION FAGGOT
>>64590391
>Reality mysteriously appears
>>64590392
degenerates
When do NRL and AFL tickets go on sale?
Just moved out of the sticks and can now go to things.
>>64590391
Still here. Did I hurt your feelings before?
>>64590403
>it's a real mystery
jack reed le fall down man
>>64590408
who me? nah I'm ok.
>>64590399
Thanks, care to point out how I "literally" have a winning tipping record in this shitty league and that I was right on the money yesterday?
Holly posters need to fuck off with their pathetic waifu bullshit, go back to /a/ you weeb cunts.
>>64590405
buy a membership brother
>>64590399
This is RC's gimmick you freshcunt
>>64590416
But Holly isn't Anime
>>64590434
omg she is literally perfect
You are now aware that the A_League season is in full swing and it's literally happening right now.
You are now aware the A_League has had no mainstream exposure this year, has dwindling crowds, atrocious TV ratings, and has had NO threads on /sp/.
kek
KEK
K-E-K
How long till the next WC? They were good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYWMSqX9N2U
>>64590434
>>64590439
Its the same waifu bullshit like this faggot >>64590442
>>64590442
She's a 6.5-7 tbqh
>>64590444
Sounds like a pretty dead "community" if you ask me.
>>64590444
Ayyy League on pooicide watch
new zealand are the worst test team in cric?
Based Kane, rest are pooboiz at best, mostly bbl-tier sloggers like guptill
ellyse>holly
>>64590447
How is saying someone is perfect being a waifu fag?
nuke when?
My son won't be having his birthday this year because of those dual-headed fuckwits
>>64590391
He probably had to go to a board meeting
>>64590444
They should televise the wogbrawls that'd give the ratings at least a slight boost.
>>64590444
Gallop is a meme CEO.
t. /nrl/
>>64590457
Ellyse literally married a shitskin. Holly is pure
>>64590444
>b-but it's a boycott.
>>64590455
Don't have the energy for such uninspired bait.
>>64590466
She roots a mong looking manlet though.
>>64590474
you sound jealous lad
did we literally scare statschink off with all the Chinaman posting?
KEK
>>64590470
as much as I despise the big pleb league, nothing warms my heart more than seeing divegrass fans get BTFO like that.
Is someone capturing this? So many gold reactions from Scythe Abbott
Right let's settle this again once and for all.
>Holly or Ellyse
Ellyse here, less horse-like.
>>64590480
Nah , I've gone completely off white "women". I want a qt lightskin gf.
>was in the crowd last night
>abbott was on the rope
>said "good game killer"
>he tried to jump the fence and kill me
i bet the cameras didn't get that, did they...
>>64590488
Holly. Look at those thighs and her arse is top notch as shown earlier in the thread
>>64590488
which fucking Kiwi are you?
You're far too subtle to be the walking malignant tumour that is NEETistic Bitchspouter
You're nowhere near furious enough to be statsgook
Daniel likes Holly
identify yourself
>>64590498
she's only 20 you know, most of you are probably old enough to be her dad
>>64590499
was this better than your ponting stare down rc?
the narrative gets more convoluted every post
This is me.
6 foot tall, 90kg with 8% body fat, aesthetic face and 7 inch cock.
How can you whiteboi manlets even compete?
Hint: you can't.
>>64590479
hey mick, shouldn't you be filming Crackerjack 2
>>64590507
t. your fanfiction
http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-pakistan-2015-16/content/story/957049.html
>pakistan recalling le spot fixing man
>>64590511
>asian
>6ft
>>64590505
I am Anon.
>>64590511
Fuck Matt, you've gotten huge since I last saw you
There is something painfully wholesome about her.
>>64590511
Based fucking Matt
>>64590524
>who is yao ming
>>64590525
>a "Kiwi" not trying to seek attention and build his e-persona
proxy off
>>64590521
shamefur
>>64590527
You wouldn't be saying that if you knew the things that I have done to her holes, bruh.
4 more years left in the current decade lads
time's going by quick isn't it?
>>64590524
Jelly as fuck
>>64590530
those guys are fucking 19 years old m8
>>64590533
pity you coudnt get over the line against hobart aye chris
>>64590533
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY PERVERTED MOUTH
>>64590536
No, I'm still only 18 and have my whole life in front of me. Unlike you and the majority of this thread.
The cunt in charge of After Effects should be looking for a new job, shit's rubbish.
>>64590536
Hope I get a gf by the end of the decade.
>>64590550
dON'T you have a earthquake to die in or something, sheepfucker?
>>64590552
grandpas btfo
>all these shitty trips crawling out
ew
How old are you all? 29 here
Has the age of the tripfag returned?
>>64590564
28 and self made millionare here.
>>64590564
30. I could be your sempai, kohai.
>>64590565
>the age of the filter
>>64590561
it's literally just one freshcunt sperging out because RC inpooriated him
he's trying to make some ironic point about tripfags
consider suicide
>>64590564
34 here.
I'm currently worth $8.6 million.
AMA
>>64590561
>2016
>not donning the trip
>>64590575
Why are bragging about being so poor?
>>64590564
34 and I own the entire Western Hemisphere.
Fuck, you're some old cunts.
>>64590588
how old are you?
adjust for the timezone
>>64590591
I said, I'm 30.
Literal grandpas who will die alone ITT
"Hodor" - Hodor
>>64590598
Literally asked her to marry me last night.
>>>/v/322214309
Do you think he frequents 4chan?
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/the-webcam-girl-and-the-mega-fan/7002678
>>64590616
I frequent your mother's vagina if you know what I mean
>>64590564
31 and i have 5 dollars on me. Had a can of baked beans for dinner tbqh
>>64590222
I literally am
>RC off to the beach
>>64590624
What did you mean by this?
>>64590631
Prove it cunt
>everyone creaming themselves over tait bowling at 140 kph four times a game
>"he hasn't lost his pace, has he punter"
FUCK OFF FLEMING YOU DUMB FUCK he used to bowl literally 20 kph faster than that
>>64590637
I meme inside your meme's memegina if you meme what I meme
>>64590416
he's literally mentally ill, just let the poor cunt have his moment
>>64590642
>160KMPH
which is worse/better, hollyspamming or trapspamming?
>>64590649
Why is it that people like yourself claim that other poster's are mentally ill because they post differently to you?
>>64590638
link me your house and I'll buy it right now
>>64590655
because they're mentally ill.
>>64590655
I have a legitimate mental illness.
>>64590654
I enjoy both, what does that mean?
Help me make a selection, /cric/.
>>64590655
he's a literal schizophrenic you freshcunt
>>64590658
>buying a 200k unit
wow how noble of you... kek!
>>64590666
>mandurah
>>64590654
Haven't seen any trapspamming for a while
Why is that?
>>64590673
>mandurah
What did you mean by this?
>>64590677
joshy is kill
>steyn is still kill
>getting replaced with a quota
Would your mates laugh behind your back if you married this?
>>64590682
every person who mentions josh reynolds is josh reynolds
this is a fact that cannot be disproved
>>64590682
What happened to him?
>>64590677
Maybe he's moved to /lgbt/?
>>64590685
No.
>>64590687
Sure about that?
>>64590685
High Testosterone
I'm a fag hurrr
Anyone else looking forward to having seperate /AFL/ /NRL/ communities? I fucking hate /NRL/ as its full of retards
>>64590737
/afl/ is "literally" stacked with kids from /b/
wow, Courtney Barnett is complete rubbish. What's going on?
>>64590754
Enjoy your 3 day global ban
>>64590685
What a fucking pig
>>64590564
27 year old wagecuck
>>64590584
Get building that wall Trump
>>64590654
That Israeli who spammed the fucking machines webms was godmode spammer.
>>64590754
>>64590760
based mods appreciating art when they see it
>>64590757
she's okay
depreston is a good track
>>64590737
Nah /nrl/ is better than /afl/, /afl/ is too full of normies.
>>64590812
all her songs sound the same imo senpai and play right into the hipster meme
Only games I played in 2015 were Shadow of Mordor, Tomb Raider definitive edition, Uncharted the Nathan Drake Collection. I started but did not finish Sleeping Dogs and Fallout 4.
>>64590824
depreston is nothing like the rest of the album la
>>64590826
buy crusader kings 2 and let the autism overtake you
>>64590812
that's a negative, over.
>>64590826
Looking forward to anything this year?
>>64590826
Nuclear Throne is great. It's got the Dark Souls git gud thing, but is actually fun.
>>64590841
I will probably get Uncharted 4 near the release day, but I don't have high hopes.
Apart from that, nothing. But I'm hoping to pull my finger out and finally build a new pc so I can go back and play some old favourites.
Also, a reveal of a sequel to Red Dead Redemption would be nice.
>>64590760
How do you ban a dynamic IP?
M I L K Y
>b-but I voted against myself.
>>64590859
>liking gimmicky cartoon 2d bullshit
>>64590895
if you take out Based RC's shit vote it;s one away from being 50/50
>>64590900
This.
So sick of this hipster meme of >LE QUIRKY ART STYLE AND GRAPHICS FROM 1990 XDXD that Indie developers push as an excuse to be lazy and uncreative, and pretentious """""gamers""""" eat it up because they can then say "WOW THIS LOOKS LIKE GAMES FROM BACK IN MY DAY!".
>>64590900
simply ebin m8
>>64587863
>>64587863
>>64587863
>>64587863
>this entire thread
>>64590953
i made the post shitting on Basedman. I don't actually believe one word of what I wrote, I just did it for the (you)'s.
Up to 7 so far.
>>64590962
There's 1 guy in that thread who is replying to literally EVERY anti-cricket/anti-Bradman post in that thread at length trying to convince BSAs how superior cricket is.
>>64590806
>>64590937
>>64590942
>>64590969
all me :^)
>>64590969
Remember when Goose used to do this every fucking night?
>>64590993
it wasnt just him, it was dozens of Australians who did it
not only cricket too, but Aussie Rules and both rugby codes
and the threads would be full of pandering to stereotypes with "CUNT MATE CUNT" continuously
Fuck I'm thankful for based LSCM putting an end to (most of) that.
>>64591009
Stop talking about yourself
>>64590993
>ywn proxy up and start a "baseball is better than cricket" thread just to b8 the fuck out of Tezza EVER again
Prob for the best desu
>>64590969
Who the fuck cares what seppos think?
Americunts are fucking retards
Just commited pooicide lads what do you reckon
Worst meme to come out of 2015?
For me it has to be that posting a losing team/player image with the start of some shitty song lyric. Followed closely by >just fug muh shid up fanny :DD
Best meme is everyone pretending to bandwagon Leicester just to piss off all the divegrass faggots who are just a bunch of filthy bandwagoners themselves anyway.
Just got back from hitting a century lads.
>tfw you're the highest run score in the world in 2016 at this moment
>>64591090
>tfw don't have cholera
>>64591050
the starter pack one,
>mom and dad having loud sex again
fuck this
>>64591050
I don't even bother with /sp/ outside of /cric/ anymore but TSUUUUUUUU makes me kek. Lots of options for worst meme.
>>64590564
62 year old here
krazykrejza and co. are STILL pandering to the BSAs in the Bradman thread
I want a big version of this, Warnie, what a champion.
>>64591283
I'm still stunned that this exists
Reminder aussie girls like the BIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aPnHl68SaU
http://www.espncricinfo.com/westindies/content/story/957023.html
I'm seething lads
>>64591300
nek minnit
krazykrezja Ltd.
>>64591333
I love this facebook meme
>>64591341
never seen this on fb, all I get are lesbain sloots getting their clothes off
Is there anything more pathetic than people commenting on porn videos? Not only that, but creating an account on a porn website to comment on porn videos.
I installed gyprock and phil hughes' house yesterday
>>64591454
people who pretended to be girls and commenting on porn videos
>tfw have justin bieber songs drilled into my brain all day at work
>start liking his music
Lads, I need someone to give me a lobotomy.
>>64591464
It only works for people from the /gong/ m8.
>>64591474
Yes, you are right
>>64591454
People who have more than a 5-1 porn-fucking ratio
>>64591516
Beau Ryan is a scumbag tbqh
morning lads
anyone watching Exeter - Northampton lads
there's no /rug/ thread
>>64592339
of fucking course not
>>64592360
thanks for the reply, it was very kind of you
>>64592339
I have no idea what the fuck that means
rate my 3am weeb meal
>>64592440
Looks like shit mate
>>64592440
neck yourself zhang
>>64592453
>>64592459
jealousy is the only motivation for criticism
>>64592468
Posting a meal for compliments is a sign of insecurity and based on ego. Go post that shit on normiebook
>>64592482
purleeeaze, I'm too rich and important with too rich a back story to care about what an underage virgin like you thinks.
>>64592509
says the weeb that posts chinese meals at 3 in the morning. I'm literally 29 years old and have fucked over 100 women at least. Go to bed Zhang
>>64592339
Are Argies good at Rugby?
Not sure if I've told you before but Argentina has qt womyns cricket team and you should watch this sport.
>>64592533
hahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahh
don't forget to eat more nigger chicken, you playa, you.
>>64592468
quite clearly you are not me. I would never say anything so retarded and eat home brand meals like you.
HAHAHA quite clearly it says Not RC
>>64590505
based other guy
>>64590434
looks like she is sayin
>hahha I didn't finish him
you have 10 seconds to name a better cricket moment
>>64590153
>reality check
>Malaysian
>>64590564
Young
SA wimmin>>>Aus Wimmin
Morning lads
Just hit a six lads.
>>64593360
Sometimes I watch this video just to hear Bumble's based commentary again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztuVrYE0NFQ
>THE FRIDGE HAS OPENED
>THE EARTH SHOOK
How do I get myself into this sport
>Le Nelson is le sunniest in le NZ
I don't think we're gonna get much cricket today lads.
>>64597202
Watch it
>>64597313
>Rain Zealand
>had all the cousins around last week
>beach cricket
>two batsmen
>proper overs
>bowling from both ends
>no meme rules like one hand one bands or tip and run
>stay in until you get out
>beach was like semi-hard mud and gave the right bounce for a tennis ball
10 year old me would half literally creamed myself lads, that's literally all I ever asked for at family gatherings and it would never happen
I got 26 before a jew bounce made me chop on, my two overs of pace went for like 14rpo but I got a wicket, my two overs of spin went for 0.5rpo and nearly got a couple of stumpings but for a 10 year old keeper. Turns out 13 year olds aren't fazed by pace but can't into spin.
>>64597463
>tfw no m8s that like Cricket
>tfw no beach
just got back from the club lads
>>64597463
cool
ded thread
>>64598688
No /cric/ on at the mo la.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64591050
Worst meme to come out of 2015?
>you
>>64591145
record it
Best
>>64591144
This tbqh
Worst
>>64598918
This tbqh
>>64590565
sure why not you seething casuals
Electric Funeral IS the definitive Sabbath song.
Discuss.
ellyse>holly
who /wog/ here?
>>64597463
how do I bring up with my friends that I would like to play a semi-serious game?
>Left-arm spinner Steve O'Keefe is a confirmed starter for the Sydney Test against West Indies after captain Steven Smith named the side on the day before the game. Peter Siddle struggled during the Boxing Day Test in Melbourne with an ankle problem and Smith said Siddle was still not 100% and would make way for O'Keefe.
>O'Keefe will be playing his second Test after making his debut against Pakistan in Dubai last year. His inclusion was the only change to Australia's XI for Sydney
absolutely based
Shittle on suicide watch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/957147.html?CMP=chrome
>>64601839
It's literally impossible unless you go to a club and join a team
>>64591050
Walkcunt on poocide watch was by far the best meme, too bad it's become over-saturated now. /cric/ is too unintelligent to come up with their own shit, so they resort to thievery.
>>64602224
hi daniel
will the next test series involving Australia be better than this one?
>It’s January 2022
>despite Tom Latham and Kane Williamson being ranked 2nd and 3rd in the world, NZ are still an average team, ranked sixth
>hot off the heels of a surprise 3-0 slamming of a 5th-ranked Pakistan (their first 3-0 victory in six years) at home, NZ face a 4th ranked South Africa, a demonstrably better side
>NZ’s pace attack is still led by Tim Southee and Trent Boult, who are still hot and cold
Other players of note
>Tom Bruce
Tom Bruce ideally should be the greatest batsman of all time. 30 years old, and 31 first class centuries behind him, he averages 59 in first class, but after a shocking start to a test career (that eventually improved) only has an average of 38, with two hundreds. He is a naturally fast scorer, at times dominating one day sides and has some huge scores in T20s. He has recently grown in confidence in the test arena due to a couple of top-quality 50’s in pressing circumstances, but he is also known for choking
>Dean Robinson
Robinson was originally brought in as a stop-gap, but at age 31 on debut he scored one of the most autistically impressive hundreds, a 140 off 350 deliveries, in trying circumstances. Retained ever since because of that, and some solid 50s to follow, but future is uncertain.
Part of the reason for NZ’s lack of success despite having two of the three best batsman in the world is the lack of consistency in the rest of their lineup. Aside from the opening bowlers and Bruce, no others had consistently gained a spot.
The opening spot alongside Latham had been tossed around multiple people in between Martin Guptill bursts, who got recalled for the fifth time at age 35 in Bangladesh in the previous season, and has averaged 45 since. But due to his age, it is known that he will need to be replaced as soon as possible, but none of the other players who have held the position since 2014 have averaged more than 30.
>>64602356
After vast success in the Pakistan series with four frontline seamers, a problem with NZ’s allrounder also occurred, as all the major options were also seamers - Colin Munro, Jimmy Neesham, Mitchell Santner, Corey Anderson and Scott Kuggeleijn have all held places to varying successes, but only Santner provided spin balance, and he has been sorely out of form. Ish Sodhi was selected as the all-rounder for the final Pakistan test, due to a Shield batting average of 40 this season, but is unproven as an allrounder, as he failed with the bat but succeeded with the ball
First Test
NZ XI:
>Tom Latham
>Martin Guptill
>Kane Williamson (c)
>Dean Robinson
>Tom Bruce
>Michael Bracewell (w)
>Ish Sodhi
>Adam Milne
>Tim Southee
>Trent Boult
>Bevan Small
The series opened with a reasonable South Africa batting performance, and a reasonable NZ bowling performance. Ish Sodhi, despite impressing in his Pakistan recall, was smashed, as was Bevan Small, but three wickets a piece for Boult and Southee brought South Africa down for 365, with opener Theunis de Bruyn top scoring with 143.
Any hopes of NZ keeping up were quickly dashed as Kagiso Rabada ripped through the top order, including the key wickets of Latham and Williamson, and after a subsequent middle order collapse, NZ were 140/7, with only Tom Bruce showing some fight with 44. Bruce departed to bring Trent Boult in at 10, and him and Tim Southee put on an impressive ninth wicket stand to pull the score out to 208 all out, and avoid the follow on, Southee scoring 34 and Boult 24*
Got an email from Carl' Jr today lads
>>64602376
South Africa’s second innings was a serious anomaly. Brought into the side for sheer pace but only when fully fit, Adam Milne had been only used for short-pitched targeting when partnerships had build, but after coming on as second change, he broke a solid opening partnership, and followed with two more wickets in just two overs. By the time he was brought back for his second spell, Boult and Southee had picked up one each, but Milne absolutely slaughtered the South African tail, picking up five in his second spell to finish with astonishing figures of 8/76 off 20 overs, despite being the fourth bowler used. The spell had mean South Africa were unable to set a target of their choice, but the resultant 461 still looked miles out of their range.
NZ’s response, however, was anything but in the spirit of Milne’s valiant fight. Two more failures from Latham and Williamson, and yet another fighting innings from Tom Bruce, who was evidently hitting some form, who top scored again with 37. NZ gave in feebly and were bowled out before the close of day four for 147, South Africa claiming victory by 313.
South Africa 365
de Bruyn 143, Hudson 67
Boult 3/54, Southee 3/83
New Zealand 208
Bruce 44, Southee 34
Maharaj 4/58, Rabada 3/35
South Africa 303
Jordaan 76, Rundle 69
Milne 8/76, Boult 1/41
New Zealand 147
Bruce 37, Williamson 28
Maharaj 3/22, Dupavillon 3/26
South Africa win by 313 runs
MOTM - T de Bruyn
>>64602389
Second Test: The Comeback
Due to the heavy summer workload, and lack of gaps between matches, NZ were potentially facing a fatigue crisis ahead of the second test.
Adam Milne, despite being far and above the best NZ bowler in the first test, was rested due to chronic injury problems and the thought that him at less than 100% would not be worth it. To replace like-for-like, NZ called up Phil Ellis, a 22-year-old with only seven first class matches to his name, for the sole reason that he could bowl 145kph.
Ish Sodhi, brought in for batting in the first test, was also dropped again, due to not delivering with either bat or ball, and Jimmy Neesham was brought in as replacement with hopes of strengthening the obviously failing batting, having not played a test for over a year.
Dean Robinson was also rested following his nine-test run in the side, due to his age and the fact that his average had been steadily declining. Henry Nicholls, who had a solid debut the previous season, was brought in at 5
Bevan Small was also dropped, more out of lack of form, being replaced by a debutant, Alan Hyde.
Martin Guptill retained his place, though many fared he would be next.
NZ XI:
>Tom Latham
>Martin Guptill
>Kane Williamson (c)
>Tom Bruce
>Henry Nicholls
>Michael Bracewell (w)
>Jimmy Neesham
>Tim Southee
>Phil Ellis (debut)
>Trent Boult
>Alan Hyde (debut)
Anderson in, Steyn out.
Who's ready for 2-0?
>>64602412
NZ won the toss, batted first, and got off to a wonderful start, with both Latham and Guptill hitting fifties, before Daryn Dupavillon came back from his second spell. From 109/0, Dupavillon pulled NZ to 165/6, with all six wickets falling to him, including the recalled Henry Nicholls for a golden duck. By tea NZ were in serious trouble thanks to their middle order, and even the in-touch Tom Bruce had fallen.
Michael Bracewell, in his sixth test and without a fifty to his name, teamed up with Tim Southee, promoted to 8 due to lack of batting in the tail, to try and rebuild. And that they did. They put on a monumental 180-run partnership for the seventh wicket that saw both batsmen reach their highest scores - Bracewell a maiden century with 111, and Southee falling just short of his with 86. Dupavillon, despite picking up seven in the end, was in the thick of this comeback, his once stellar figures ending as 7/120. NZ reached a decent 373, a total they could only have dreamt of at tea on day 1.
South Africa’s response was clinical, however, and they showed their class as they too put on a hundred run opening stand, as well as another hundred stand for the fourth wicket, as their top order did what NZ’s failed completely to do in the first test. De Bruyn, Hudson and Rundle all reached fifties, but it was Quinton de Kock, batting at 3, that anchored the innings with a massive 226, pulling up his 200 with the #11 at the other end - although NZ managed to crumble numbers 6-11 for only 34 runs between them, in that time De Kock had carried his bat and scored 91 runs of his own at the other end. South Africa finished on 499, gaining a healthy first innings lead of 126.
>>64602596
NZ’s second innings did not seem awfully impressive, but considering the events of the final innings, it now seems vital. Latham top scored with 89, by far his highest score of the series, while Tom Bruce again scored a decent knock without a triple figure reward of 71, but it was two new faces, Henry Nicholls and Phil Ellis, that turned the game. At seven down, SA were rolling through the NZ tail to look at a target of around 150, but coming in at 9 Phil Ellis entered, and with Nicholls blasted a quickfire partnership of 65, including Ellis scoring 34 off 27 deliveries. It shoved the lead out to 200, a total that South Africa still would have backed themselves to chase.
That was not to be. By stumps on day four Trent Boult had obliterated the top order, and South Africa were 45/4, facing a huge ask of 150+ on a day five pitch with their tail. Boult and Southee came back in on day five and finished the job within an hour, NZ ultimately only using three bowlers as South Africa caved to 88 all out, Boult taking 6/41. After being behind for nearly all of the test, NZ had got their noses in front thanks to some belligerent batting, and their bowlers needed just a sniff of that to pounce and level a series that they had been being in for eight out of ten days.
New Zealand 373
Bracewell 111, Southee 86, Latham 56, Guptill 51
Dupavillon 7/120, Piedt 2/133
South Africa 499
de Kock 226, de Bruyn 74, Hudson 53, Rundle 51
Southee 4/130, Neesham 2/60
New Zealand 325
Latham 89, Bruce 71
Dupavillon 5/138, Piedt 3/100
South Africa 84
de Kock 26, Maharaj 13*
Boult 6/41, Southee 3/28
New Zealand won by 115 runs
MOTM - Q de Kock
>this level of autism
Daniel Ltd.
>Daniel being THIS agitated that there's no cricket on
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>64602612
Apologies for the sudden change of writing style, I wrote this one up before deciding greentext was lame
Third Test: The Decider
Some debatable changes were made after the second test, with the selectors deciding not to reverse the resting after the new team ended up as a winning team, so Adam Milne, despite taking eight in the first test, was sidelined again. The only changes were Ish Sodhi returning, after Jimmy Neesham had failed with the bat. Although he took two vital wickets in South Africa’s first innings, he was viewed as needed more for batting, and Sodhi was recalled again to aid in team balance.
The bell had also tolled for Martin Guptill, who was rested even after doing reasonably in the second test, being replaced by debutant Simon Nesdale, who had been the 12th man for the first two tests. Due to Guptill's age, however, it is likely that it could be his last test.
NZ XI:
>Tom Latham
>Simon Nesdale (debut)
>Kane Williamson (c)
>Tom Bruce
>Henry Nicholls
>Michael Bracewell (w)
>Ish Sodhi
>Phil Ellis
>Tim Southee
>Trent Boult
>Alan Hyde
Day 1
>NZ win the toss and elect to bat, on a reasonable bowling pitch with both turn and bounce on day one, on the assumption that it will only get worse over time
>After a steady opening partnership of 51, off spinner Dane Piedt causes an abrupt collapse, with both openers and Williamson falling within the space of two overs just before lunch. Bruce enters during the middle of this collapse, and in true style smashes his first two balls from Piedt to the boundary.
>a small partnership between Bruce and Nicholls begins, but Piedt continues excellent bowling and eventually takes Nicholls too, for 15. Bruce contributed 70% of the runs in the partnership at a strong strike rate
>Michael Bracewell comes in, and although his heroics from the first innings of the second test are remembered, few expected him to do it again
>>64591746
Adam Zampa is orrite tho
>tfw Dad bought me a pocket almanac when I was about 10
>used to spend hours just reading about domestic cricket matches
>>64602736
why are there no screenshots daniel?
>>64602384
End of season /cric/ meet up at Carl Jrs lads?
Muscular, Intelligent Ajay on plunging his BIC in bog average Slav girl watch.
>2.10pmSome good news filtering through, the rain has stopped for the moment and the groundstaff are at work.
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>>64602736
>Bruce and Bracewell share a vital 148-run stand, with Bruce smashing 83 of these before being stumped, finishing with 123 off 147 balls. His 32nd First Class century, but only his 3rd Test century, and the pace at which he got it was completely at odds with the pitch and the match situation
>Ish Sodhi comes in at 263/5 halfway through the evening session, a reasonably solid base, but NZ are aware that with Sodhi at 7 their tail runs long. Despite his healthy first class average for the season, Sodhi did not prove himself as a batsman in either of his two previous recall tests
>But, in perfect timing, Sodhi digs in and lasts out the evening with a fully in-touch Bracewell, who finishes on 91*
>Play ends on 320/5, a far cry from the 68/3 of earlier, or what NZ expected having batted on a bowling wicket. South Africa, except Piedt, failed to capitalise on the pitch, being demoralised by a dominant Bruce hundred, knocking all SA bowlers to over 3.5 runs per over
Day 2
>Bracewell quickly passes his hundred - his second in seven tests, and returns the number in the 50s column back to zero as his second converted fifty. However he nicked behind to Kagiso Rabada shortly after on 104, leaving the tail fully exposed.
>Rabada also accounted for Phil Ellis in the same manner shortly after, but Tim Southee, batting at 9, was harder to budge. Southee managed to belt his way to 36 before becoming Piedt’s fifth, and in that time Sodhi had raked up a valuable half-century, their partnership reaching 54
>>64602846
>But it wasn’t over, as Trent Boult came in at 10 and proceeded to also aid Sodhi, them also gaining a 50 partnership as Sodhi waltzed to a career-best 75 before being caught lbw by Rabada. By this time NZ were 458/9 and already millions of miles ahead, but the demoralised SA bowlers still found it hard to knock the tail, with Boult and Alan Hyde putting on a third consecutive 50 partnership to bring the total to 512, before Boult was caught on the boundary for a career-high 66
To explain what happened next, I feel the best way to experience it is to list Tim Southee’s innings figures
>17.1 overs
>4 maidens
>36 runs
>9 (nine) wickets
>After taking the first three wickets in his opening spell, two in consecutive balls, Southee came back after tea to bowl at a solid partnership between Stiaan van Syl and David Rundle, which had built in his absence. After dismissing both of them, plus Tonton Jordaan, South Africa reached stumps completely shaken on 121/6, with Southee taking all six.
Day 3
>unfortunately, due to a break required in the middle of two ferocious spells, Alan Hyde took the 9th wicket of Dean Elgar, meaning Southee could not go for all ten, but on the second over of his fourth spell he had Rabada caught at slip, ending with nine of the ten South African wickets, and their innings on 161 all out, the lead a mammoth 351. For contrast, Trent Boult’s figures were 16-1-63-0.
A lead of that size almost always calls for a follow-on, but with the on-song Southee requiring a rest, and nearly three whole days to play, Kane Williamson decided to send his men in to bat again, to absolutely rub it into the demoralised South Africans, who were now facing only one result.
>>64602797
Carl's Jr, fuck you, I'm eating.
>There will be a pitch inspection at 2.40pm
There might be some hope after all lads
Should I get a sleeve tat this year lads?
>>64602903
>pyjama game between two of the worst teams in the world
literally who gives a fuck
>>64602869
>Nesdale, on debut, had impressed under tough conditions briefly in the first innings, but his 71 in the second rubbed big piles of salt into the South African wounds, as he used the lack of pressure to gain his first test 50
>Tom Bruce, again, finished the job off, smashing 64* from 77 deliveries in quick time to declare with 45 minutes before stumps, declaring at 189/3 and setting a “target” of 541.
>Daryn Dupavillon, the star bowler of earlier in the series, was carted for five an over.
South Africa entered the fourth innings facing certain defeat, and it wasn’t long before they were nearing it, with Trent Boult, wicketless in the first innings, taking the first three, before Tim Southee Grabbed his 10fer.
Their second innings collapsed to just 133 in the first morning of Day 4, conceding a loss by 407 runs. Boult picked up six wickets in total, with Southee taking three to end with match figures of 12/74
New Zealand 512
Bruce 123, Bracewell 104, Sodhi 75, Boult 66
Piedt 5/170, Rabada 3/121
South Africa 161
van Zyl 41, Rundle 36
Southee 9/36, Hyde 1/29
New Zealand 189/3 dec.
Nestle 71, Bruce 64*
Robada 2/50, Piedt 1/44
South Africa 133
Jordaan 31, de Kock 27
Boult 6/68, Southee 3/38
>>64602946
This
>>64602997
>Aftermath
The series began with New Zealand facing a better side, having spent the best part of three years being completely reliant on their two best players. In this series, both those players failed. Latham scored only two fifties in his six innings, and Williamson failed to pass 30. But in their absence, nearly every member of the team stepped up. NZ’s batting was carried by a spirited Michael Bracewell and a reborn Tom Bruce, as well as vital contributions by nearly every tailender in the squad, who also bowled very well.
After being comprehensively beaten in the opener, NZ took a flukey comeback victory in the second test and won the decider in the most ruthlessly uncompromising manner, a far cry from the team that crumbled to 147 all out in the first test.
Man of the series?
Tom Bruce, for top scoring in nearly every innings amongst crumbles, and then finally unleashing in the final massacre?
Michael Bracewell, for two absolutely vital hundreds after top order crumbles?
Tim Southee, for both his best figures and his highest score?
What about Boult, who also took two five-fors and a ten-for? And then you can’t ignore the individual brilliance of Milne’s 8/76 or Sodhi’s 75 or Ellis’ 34 on debut, or even Quinton de Kock’s double hundred or Dane Dupavillon’s 12/180.
Most runs
Tom Bruce 354 @ 70.8
Quinton de Kock 301 @ 50.17
Theunis de Bruyn 276 @ 46
Michael Bracewell 231 @ 46.2
Tom Latham 210 @ 35
David Rundle 201 @ 33.5
Most wickets
Tim Southee 23 @ 15.74
Trent Boult 18 @ 20.39
Dane Piedt 17 @ 34.12
Daryn Dupavillon 15 @ 35.4
>>64602946
>>64602997
You're right, let's spend the rest of this thread reading Daniel's autism series. That sounds much more worthwhile.
>>64603042
>not being autistic
Scorchers fan here, do you think we can make it back to back to back?
>>64603353
No. >You have no batting. >You unironically have Agar, Turner & Willey in your first choice top7. It looks pretty dire beyond SOS&Klinger
Just bowled a googly lads.
>>64603407
pls
rekon South Africa should cap him just so Poo Peeland can't steal him?
>we literally live in a world where fucking New Zealand can poach players from another country
why are the sixers so shit this year lads
>>64603475
>South Africa
>"country"
Kek.
KEK.
>>64603492
No batting after their top 3.
>>64603492
>Henriques dead
>Lee retired
>Baddin dead
>Lumb dead
as >>64603515 said, they had this same problem last year but Maddinson and the bowlers were bailing them out. Their bowling is now substantially weaker without Lee (Jackson Bird is a fucking shit replacement) and Maddinson hasn't done anything. Their overseas players are crap aswell. I rekon they got Botha just because they know he will be a "domestic" player next year but why they keep bringing Lumb back is beyond me. They need to sort out their internationals. Just off the top of my head I can think of half a dozen internationals they could have got who would have been better.
>>64602739
Yeah he's a good lad. Beau was a dick
What's more valuable lads, (You)s or upvotes? I feel like (You)s ate because they require more effort, but then again unlike upvotes they're not always a positive thing.
>>64603643
*(You)s are
>>64603643
What is an example of a (You) that's isn't positive?
>>64603703
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>64603586
fucking henriques being kill will fuck them
bird bowled pretty tight the other week but shabbot bowls trash half the time
>>64603731
No I still think it's a good thing, I get a nice fuzzy feeling when I see the little (You) notification in the tab, even if it goes away pretty quick once I read the reply.
how fucking dire does your team have to be to make this fuckwit your captain? He has actually that dumb that he makes David Warner look like Richie Benaud
The best part about Head's innings was watching his "brain" overheating as he was trying to come up with some sort of "plan"
Literally just make Haddin the captain
>>64603737
Bird just bowls 135 kp/h back-of-a-length FC lines. he has 0(zero) variations so he is useless in t20.
>>64603772
the worst bit is pink sydney would be fucking goat if they got all their players from te international team and also if starc and henriques werent kill
gaz, smith, starc and now sok as well
get somebody in a cherrypicker ffs
>>64603814
it isn't really fair because the teams can only have 18 players and that includes the internationals. So the Sixers are carrying Starc, Smith & Lyon on their roster and have to include them in the salary cap (even though CA actually pays their salary).
Even as recently as last year Starc was playing most of the season for the Sixers because he wasn't in the Test team, but they really should clear those guys off the roster now.
The Sixers have no bench strength because of those guys whereas teams like Hobart which have no internationals have good players like Rainbird and Mennie on the bench.
It's 1506. Time to have some food.
>>64602412
>>64602389
>>64602376
>>64602355
>>64602596
>>64602612
>>64602736
>>64602846
>>64602869
>>64602997
>>64603039
imagine being quite literally the only person in your country who cares this much about cricket
>Of all his contemporaries, Williamson appears to possess the most complete game, a combination of technique and temperament to succeed in all conditions, all situations, and all forms. The shorter formats of the game have added more energy and dynamism to batting, which has become pacier and more attractive, but there has been a palpable erosion of defensive technique, which makes the contemporary batsman vulnerable in conditions suited to bowlers, particularly against the moving or turning ball.
>Kohli has showed that pace doesn't scare him, but he nicks off far too often for a batsman of his stature; Smith scored two hundreds in England but failed every time the ball nipped about; and Warner is yet to master the turning ball. But Williamson is yet to reveal an obvious weakness in his batting. His defence is secure, most of his scoring strokes are orthodox, and yet he has been able to adapt his game to every form without a noticeable change in playing style. When wickets fell in a rush in New Zealand's home World Cup match against Australia, he hit the calmest of sixes to settle the nerves; and in the final Test of the season, on a pitch affording generous bounce and movement, he kept New Zealand's unbeaten home streak intact with an unbeaten 108. The next highest score was 35. He ended the year with a Test average of above 90, and he was the second most prolific scorer in the world in ODIs.
>But more than anything else, in a world where young batsmen are confused about how to develop their game, Williamson is the perfect model. McCullum was a tempting thought, but in the end Williamson is easily my man of the year.
>>64603879
>LE POST FOOD PIC PLS LIKE XD XD
I'd have to lift your wallet if i ever saw you
>>64603908
Imagine that his country is still literally better than yours at sport despite none of them caring
>News from the inspection is the start time will be 3.40pm, with 24 overs a side. Toss shortly.
Thank fuck Tbh I am so bored.
>>64603916
>even considering mccullum
>>64603938
Wrong. Australia has more world cups and gold medals than Poo Peeland.
>@UberFacts: A new theory suggests that the Australian accent is actually the result of Australians continually getting drunk together.
Thoughts lads?
>>64603998
Checks out
>>64603998
Post that on /pol/ for a shit storm tbqh
>>64603731
Did you post this on /tv/ too or is this some new meme?
>>64603943
you're about to be even more bored if sl bat
I knew /mu/ was bad but holy shit
>>>/mu/61415020
>this post got THAT many serious replies
post your favourite cricketers lads
Bowler: Malinga
batsman: Mccullum
Commentator: bumble
>>64604062
/mu/ is shit for sure, you get better music discussion on /sp/.
>>64604053
SL won the toss and are bowling
>>64602356
>>64602376
>>64602389
>>64602412
>>64602596
>>64602612
>>64602736
>>64602846
>>64602869
>>64602997
>>64603039
easily the most autistic thing i've seen on /cric/
[spoiler]and i loved every word of it[/spoiler]
>>64604081
Bowler: Mark Craig
Batsman: Damien Flemming
Commentator: Ian Smith
>>64603916
>all situations
except the ones where there is pressure and something of relevance on the line
>>64603879
>It's 1506
Actually it's 2016
What's for lunch lads?
>>64604210
Scrambled eggs and tea.
What are your ICC autism moments, lads?
Me:
>only play tests
>always play an allrounder/5 bowlers
>pick 18 players for the whole year that I rotate based on performance (10 batsmen, 8 bowlers)
>determine selection by an average of 35
>if a batsman averages 35+ in the previous year, or a bowler <35, they get picked for the next year
>the rest are all picked based on their previous FC season
>only make a change for the next test if a) the average runs per wicket in the match is under 35 when batting, or over 35 when bowling
>if batting average <35, change the batting lineup
>if bowling average >35, change the bowling lineup
>if both are unacceptable, replace the allrounder(unless he plays well)
>make zero adjustments to the field
>keep aggression on 3 bars for both batting and bowling
>>64604236
>tips fedora
Based Hughesy
>>64604236
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>64603998
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
>>64604279
I love how everyone's love for the movie is slowly beginning to disappear
Brief update from my alternate universe
It's like 2025 now, and we're total fucking shit lads. Ranked 8th. Nesdale, who debuted here >>64602736 has 26 matches and an average of 50, and our batting reserves are great, but fuck our bowlers are shite. Southee and Boult have both retired, I consistently rested them in their last years and tried bringing in some fresh blood but even age 35 they outperformed them
Kane got a broken finger for a series and I had to make Nesdale captain (young, high average, good pic), and in his first series, against Bangladesh, he fails every time with the bat and we lose 2-0. (Although Ban are actually now a mid-ranked team in this timeline)
These are dark times in the future of NZ cricket lads
>>64604280
Fuck you RC
>>64604237
>only play tests
yes
One day series show up, I pick only guys who are under the age of 30 and fully fit, then skip the games
>>64604237
>>only play tests
i play t20 aswell
>>make zero adjustments to the field
same except in t20 i always pitch outside off
>>keep aggression on 3 bars for both batting and bowling
thats just lazy
others
>If >I have to start batting with <1 hour of play in a day I open the batting with two bowlers
>>64604279
elite truth bombs
>>64604311
Daniel you can stop now the NZ-SL game is back on
Ban all New Zealanders from /cric/
>>64604311
I memed a 9 wicket draw against Straya, destroyed them in the second test with Southee taking 10, and then lost by 15 runs in the third ;__;
I find it hilarious how >we play Straya like once in 15 years.
>>64604341
niqqa wut
>>64604311
has bane dethroned don yet?
>>64604363
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>64604306
Still haven't seen it, but it seems like it was really, really, really polarising
50% of statuses about it say it's great, the other say it's garbage
>>64604334
>watching meme24
No
>>64604341
Theres one NZ poster is is 28 who is ok. The rest are 19 year old attention seeking faggots
>that appeal
:3
this is gonna be adorable as fuck
>Basically a T20
>Latham and LRPL are playing
fuggg :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>64604341
was the kiwi posting last night a new person or was it just rc with a new proxy
>McCullum sitting out the one game where he has a license to slog
this man is a walking meme
>>64604398
It was me. Garold.
>>64604331
>>If >I have to start batting with <1 hour of play in a day I open the batting with two bowlers
That's pretty meme I might try that
I also autistically put in a nightwatchman even though the game has no option for nightwatchman (it should)
>>64604398
it was me, but the newfriend was in damage control because i outed him
>>64604376
niqqa wut
>>64604380
Suit yourself m8. I've got nothing else to do today so I'm just pleased the rain has gone.
>>64604396
>LE FUG LE FAYLOR XDXDXDXD
>>64604367
Got the 100 FC hundreds
>>64604341
But Daniel, Statscunt and A. Memespouter are such intriguing personas.
>leave the Commies to me
Do Kiwi girls like Aussie boys?
>>64604396
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUGG LE BOSS FAYLOR XDDDDDDD :D :D :D XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>blocking in a 24 over game
LITERALLY KYS LATHAM YOU FUCKING MANLET
>Every Breath You Take being played at the match
My sides
>>64604433
Outed him as?
Statistics Pussy Ltd.
>>64604385
>Theres one NZ poster is is 28 who is ok
You DO realise that is statscunt, right?
Daniel and AMS are both third year uni students, so 20/21, as is the one guy from Canterbury. Statscunt is the oldest by miles.
>>64604487
kiwi girls like anything that isnt a kiwi man
>>64604385
He's 30.
Statistics Pussy Ltd.
What age is "too old" for 4chan lads?
>>64604515
Na some guy last night who wasn't statscunt
>>64604498
Nah it's fine, we don't want the meme genetics to get into our one Pure Autistic Test Opener™
Why don't we have another meme opener? Surely they're not gonna use Latham in the WT20?
WOULD YOU, /cric/?
>>64604487
Who tf would want a NZ woman
>>64604537
31
>>64604515
No it isnt you seething fucking casual.
It's the guy who was posting lastnight who is NOT statschink
NEETistic Bitchspouter is walking cancer. Daniel is a beta autist. Statsgook is a enraged chinaman with an inferiority complex.
The Other Kiwi is based as fuck.
>>64604550
It's likely to be bane with worker at 3 i reckon
>>64604573
it wast 3rd kiwi
>>64604573
Well thank you. You're pretty fucking radical yourself.
>>64604567
I want a Tower Stacker combo pre bad rn family.
G U P P Y
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>>64604573
Thanks senpai. I worry about Statscunt 2bh, he seems genuinely mentally deranged.
Name a more aesthetic slogger than Martin Guptill
Protip: you can't
Out of that massive meme in crushedchurch there were only like two shots that were legit memeswings and not fedora-tipping lofted drives and pulls.
Is this game on Foxtel, cbf watching on some shitty stream tee bee ayytch
240 incoming
>>64604621
>tfw practise my golf swing like Guptill's lofted straight drive
Even do the autistic head down shit
It begins.
>>64604615
>taking cred
what a fucking slack cunt
>24 overs
we meme20 now lads
Lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3z36b5/saturday_sledge_thread/
>Leltham
awkward length rain effected limited overs > t20 >odi >test
This game will be rained out I reckon. The state of those fucking skies overhead.
>>64604659
>poo peeland
>literally Reddit
>>64604623
yeah but i cant watch it while playing ICC15
cricket captain always closes my foxgo stream for some reason
>turn on WBBL (its on 10)
>4/8
KEK
Meg Lanning on pooicide watch
>>64604670
this tbqh
>>64604573
Daniel's a good lad, really.
anyone watching the WBBL right now it's a comedy goldmine desu
On my way home from the lake.
Just did a poo at a gas station.
>this womanlet bowling faster than fucking Lawford
utter kek
its weird knowing that there is some 5'0" womanlet who weights 48kg that can bowl faster than me lads
>>64604762
'no'
>>64604762
>covered in tattoos
maybe
>had a kid
no
>>64604686
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64604762
Nah.
>with tattooed kid though
fuck yeah
>du Preez
is she Saffer? She is qt
>>64604762
No.
>>64604796
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64604805
inb4 someone posts that screencap
Weather is so shit in the north island. Cant believe that they are playing in nelson
NEW THREAD
>>64604826
>>64604826
>>64604826
>>64604826
>Cuckmeme out
fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>64604837
>0 posts early
autism
>>64604108
Imagine living in a country where rugby union was the mainstream sport.
>>64603908
>>64605140
meant to that tbqh
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64597463
>tfw you and your older cousin opened and never out and batted alone until everyone got fed up and left
Fuck sake I was like 10 at the time I miss the good old days of beach housing
walkcunt on suicide watch
