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Hobart Hurricanes Vs Sydney Thunder tonight
Phillip Hughes status: avenged
Sean Abbott status: suicide watch
Travis Head status: GOAT watch
Holly is on TV right now btw
first for /gong/
second for Mark Footitt
Third for /arse/ & /broad/
>>64586716
You getting on the piss tonight?
based Holly
>>64586740
>tfw le catching black man gets picked instead
http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-england-2015-16/content/story/956991.html
>Put simply, so committed to playing aggressive cricket had England become, they were reluctant to include another batsman in the style of Cook - what might be called a grafter rather than a dasher - in case it resulted in stagnation.
>"Ultimately, I'd like to see two of the top three guys as attacking-style batters," Bayliss said. "I just think if you have a couple of attacking guys up the top it puts pressure on the opposition a lot easier.
DUDE
AGGRESSION
LMAO
Anyone /dong/ here?
>>64586923
AGGRESSION?
>>64586947
Ur mum 2bh
who /fuckingmental/ here lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
>>64587358
top notch bantz lad
>>64587185
based autismbro
>>64587185
So what was his problem?
Having a good New Years day lads? I'm just watching Holly and drinking VB. Might put some Triple J on in the background
Is there a more comfy sport than Cricket lads?
Fuck I'm glad they kept Guptill in. He seems a born opener to me, has the presence & will to compete that all great openers have. He doesn't smack it around like McCullum or Ryder, but is more than a technical rock like Rigor. Quickly becoming a real favourite of mine.
>>64587439
Who's your pick for the Hottest 100, lad?
>>64587185
dont you need to hold the button down to be able to talk through the machine?
>>64587448
Finch>Guptill
I'd love them to put someone like me, 85kg and have never played cricket in anything other than a recreational setting, into a wbbl side for a game to see how much they'd tear it up
>>64587480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87G9xfOx6I
Cook
Warner
Williamson
Root
Smith
Chandimal
Ashwin
Broad
Shah
Anderson
Hazlewood
Tbh
Happy New Year lads (:
>>64587509
Some of them bowl 125 which is no small feat you fat fuck. The only thing you'd tear up is your pants
Guptill
Dilshan
Williamson
Taylor
de Villiers
Maxwell
Faulkner
Starc
Boult
Morkel
Tahir
Tbh
>>64587185
does he have a gun?
>>64587511
know your stuff
>>64587551
#ForeverFresher
>>64587538
>Williamson
How the fuck can you put him in ahead of Stove?
The only ODIs that matter are the CWC and Kane choked hard and Stove won his team the tournament
Taylor is utterly laughable
Poo Peeland pooicide watch
>>64587564
Settle down lad
If I was rating players based on the most important games Smith wouldn't be in the test XI
>>64587581
183
2-0
>>64587564
>>64587581
But you're right, now that I think about it, Smith over Taylor in the ODI XI. Easily.
>>64587599
>World Cup Final
>>64587528
Happy New Year
>>64587605
>any pyjama cricket "final"
>more important than a test.
Kek, don't make me laugh, kid. Take your memes back to reddit. A test match against Zimbabwe has more relevance and importance than a """"World""""" Cup """"Final"""". This is an objective fact.
>>64587599
I could reply with a "witty" greentext post, but really the fact you have to resort to this is just sad.
New Zealand doesn't 1(one) single respectable achievement in cricket in any format so you have to claim those of other nations.
>>64587599
>>64587626
P...P..PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>64587538
This is some shit bait.
>>64587626
>>more important than a test.
(>)You lost two of them aswell, kid.
There is no format, age-group or gender where poo peeland is better than GOATstralia.
>>64587630
It's in retort to the 183 and 2-0 comment, insinuating that Kane bottled it in his two most important games, to which I countered with the 60 comment, as it is objectively the most important game of Smith's career so far. Even he would admit it.
Anyways, I'm off now. Feel free to type another rebuttal I will not see or respond to. For good.
>>64587605
>Memecullum literally ran across the fucking ground to shake Clarke's hand
>>64587613
>this is the type of person Shane Warne hangs out with
https://twitter.com/GazTheWolf
Literally Daniel at 40 years of age
https://twitter.com/GazTheWolf/status/608981663679303680
>>64587637
got a reply out of you
Do you think the coach gives Holly a spanking if they lose?
https://twitter.com/GazTheWolf/status/566646437698478082
>Holly getting ready to go out
>putting on her leg pads and vibrating panties for protection
>But as the likes of Chris Gayle, Andre Russell, Dwayne Bravo and Lendl Simmons earn anywhere between Aus $65,000 (US $47,300 approx) and $120,000 (US $87,300 approx) for six weeks' work in the Big Bash League, the West Indies Test players are paid relatively meagre sums. Match fees were slashed from US $17,500 to $5,000 in 2014 as a result of an agreement between WIPA and the WICB that led to a mass walkout from that year's tour of India. By comparison, Australian cricketers are awarded Aus $15,450 (US $11,200 approx) per home Test, or $21,631 (US $15,700 approx) for overseas matches.
>Contract retainers, meanwhile, provide an even wider discrepancy. The 12 WICB-contracted players are split into three categories earning between US $100,000 and $140,000. By contrast, the lowest ranked Australian contracted player, or the earner of an incremental contract like Peter Siddle or Usman Khawaja, will be the recipient of a deal worth Aus $250,000 (US $182,500 approx) in addition to their match payments. The top-contracted players, meanwhile, earn around Aus $1.5 million (US $1.1 approx).
"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/957013.html?CMP=chrome
https://twitter.com/GazTheWolf/status/679168870721044480
>>64587825
>Holly will never assume the spanking position in front of you
>>64587895
Pretty sure Paul McCartney would agree Kanye will be considered a legend
Dis bitch seriously not wearing a helmet?
Holly out next?
>>64587743
zerogoose?
Holly out
>my dick out
Holly out
>my dick out
Holly out
>my dick out
I wonder if I can cum before she gets out
>>64587986
>Holly nearly caught
That was close
>so am I
She's looking like a Goddess out there
Stump cam of Holly's arse, when?
>>64587976
>>64587986
>>64587997
>>64588012
>>64588013
stop samefagging you autist
>Holly caught
I hope she gets spanked until she cries for that hit
>>64588013
Here an arse shot to carry you over
>>64588052
very nice
>>64588052
Thanks, anon.
breh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLWNA3Clm-Y
>"the big names of women's cricket"
1) Holly
2) ????
>>64588091
thats where i got this from
>>64588110
>Holly sees your dick for the first time
Feels bad man
how everyones new years? got a nasty hangover after drinking a bottle of kraken rum. cant eat anything and been spewing my guts up all morning
>>64588091
Her morning voice is hot as fuck
>>64588091
Can any Brisbane bros figure out where she lives by following her route from home to the gym?
pretty upset that this place was down for that literally goat ending last night. Went and got drunk in a park then got some dumplings. Who's /startingablogforthenewyear/ here?
>>64588176
from what I remember brisbane is ugly as fuck and all looks the same 2bh
atleast by staying home I had a better new years than these people
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380614/Above-Harbour-attendees-anger-seeing-no-New-Year-s-Eve-fireworks-Sydney-paying-500.html
>you will NEVER be as based as Darren Julius Garvey Sammy
https://www.instagram.com/p/_9S9IKwITh/
why live
Just organized my bookmarks lads
>>64588212
>bookmarks
get a homepage
>>64587743
>I’m a pedant.
>No, not a paedo. A pedant.
the man is a wordsmith!
http://garethedwards.com/
>>64588212
cleaned up my inbox this morning, feels good lad
>>64588232
Get any emails?
>>64588232
Just clean up my cum from Holly batting
>Travis head is younger than you
>>64588222
bookmarks are for "interesting" websites that I may wish to view later
>>64588239
I oiled my bat while i watched Hollys innings desu
>>64588238
just got one from Facebook
>>64588250
i meant like this
>>64588261
what about?
>>64588197
>After that public urination by both sexes became rampant.'
Just like the Romans
I plan on going to the womens game tomorrow stars v renegades at mcg cos its free if you got the main ticket etc, does anyone know if they will kick us out after the womens game? Or just let us sit and wait for the mens game?
what a memester
>>64588266
one of my friends tagged me in a photo
Lads what is the best youtube channel
>>64588262
>fashion
fag
>>64588293
Million DOllar Extreme
>>64588275
I'd imagine if it's reserved seating you'd need to be in your allocated seats
if it's gen admin then i don't see why they'd kick you out
>>64588304
not me lad, just saved it as an example
/fa/ is basically tumblr
>>64588262
>fashion
>Pitchfork
>New York Times
kys "karlie"
>>64588309
>LE LETS HATE ON FEMINISM AND WOMEN BY ACTING EXACTLY LIKE THEM
Why don't /pol/ realise that the best way fight them is to just ignore them? Whining about feminist/sjw's is stooping to their level
>>64588309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
conflicting stuff
>>64588262
Those are for sites you visit frequently
My bookmarks are for garbage. Here's a sample
>>64588355
/pol/ is just the other side of the same retard coin as the SJWs
>>64588378
infinitychan /pol/ is worse 2bh
>>64588378
Very true
>>64588378
This.
Honestly one thing I don't miss is people blabbing on about the bullshit left/right dichotomy. At least over here no one gives a shit about politics, and there are arguments about policy rather than "YUH LEFTIST" or "YUH BORN TO RULE MENDADILIDY"
>>64588378
Horseshoe theory
Why does he wear those stupid sunglasses
>>64588378
>>64588400
>>64588408
>>64588416
>>64588427
>hating /pol/
Why don't fuck off back to reddit if you're so triggered
>>64588378
except for the fact that /pol/ is grounded in reality and fact
>>64588442
/pol/ is just /b/ with politics
>>64588445
>>64588442
ruh roh we have got some holocaust deniers in our midst
>>64588442
>>64588445
There are retarded SJWs on reddit the same as there are retarded conservatives on /pol/.
I miss /new/ when it was all ironic desu.
>>64588400
>worse
Funny way of spelling based
>>64588442
>>64588445
/pol/ is nothing more than self important male SJW's
>>64588462
I don't deny it. Just don't think it was a bad thing
>>64588456
This.
>>64588462
The holohoax was massively exaggerated though mate.
>>64588478
>ITS HABBENING XDDD INSANE PROOFS ONLY 3 PEOPEL DIED IN HOLOCAUST
STICKY THIS!!!!!!!!
Can anyone recommend a good blu ray player that also has wifi for streaming services? The one I have, a sony, is really laggy at times. I know my connection isn't the issue as netflix etc always run fine on my xbox in the other room
>>64588486
Thanks for introducing me to the term 'FOMO' last night btw
>>64588495
A distasteful exaggeration
No one's asking you to like it m8
this photo triggers
>>64588527
is this where the boats land
How have we not called out James Packer on being a massive cuck? Kerry would slap the shit out of him
>>64588537
Nah, that's the east coast
>LE PINK TEST
Reminder Glenn McGrath kills animals and has replaced his deceased wife. He is a narcissistic psychopath that only does this pink charity shit for his ego. He is NOT a nice person
>>64588564
australians are the ones that say fesh and cheps
>tfw Ella Hooper got her snaggle teeth fixed up
>/cric/ arguing about /pol/ again
how many times do we have to do this?
>>64588574
>yfw Sean Abbott kills Holly with a pink ball during a demonstration of muh girl power in the lunch break of the pink test
Reminder that Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>64588586
i love snaggletooth gap teeth bitches tbph
>>64588110
good to know this webm I made has been saved by everyone.
http://www.sportsfan.com.au/will-nevill-get-a-bat-in-sydney/tabid/91/newsid/183976/default.aspx?cid=SF_LOWDOWN_AFL_article_willnevillgetabatinsydney_010116
>will nevill get a bat
>sportsfan confirmed for /sp/ortsfan
>>64588668
it's literally only reposted by the same person each time
>>64588684
>he thinks /teamholly/ is one person
lads
>>64587863
>>64588698
>the BSA noticed us :`3
What percentage of the Thunder Women's dressing room do you think he has had intercourse with?
whichever one of you nerds made this post, I truly hope you're being ironic
>>64588737
>>64588737
>>64588737
>>64588733
You're talking about the coaching staff right?
>obvious homosexual is obvious
Biggest tits i could find
/cric/ was better when unironic pandering was prevalent
>>64588809
t..thanks
>>64588668
cheers mate
How many bongs until BBL lads?
>not calling the Women's Big Bash League the Big Gash League
>>64588935
It stars in literally 3 minutes
>>64588952
cheers la
>>64588948
>not calling it the BBW league
>>64588962
I'd pierce her cunt like an angry stingray
Can we please actually post about the game that the thread is made for and not descend into another sperg-fest
>>64588983
But rape fantasies involving Holly are /cric/ related...
>>64588983
there's always /r/cricket, friendo
>>64588962
>vegan
yeah fucking right
>>64589016
vegan diets increase estrogen. soy milk especially
>>64588983
krazycasual detected
>>64589031
fair point
>>64589016
She's definitely eaten a bit of "meat"
>>64589062
What are you implying?
Who strikers here?
Head is a champ, Abbot on suicide watch.
>>64589068
She's had multiple cocks in her mouth.
>>64589068
BLACKED
>>64589073
Abbott's been on suicide watch since he killed Hughesy mate.
who came up with this "freddy is a commentator" meme?
He's funny but a fucking garbage commentator
At least the games are live this year, I think ten learned from the backlash.
what's for dinner lads?
just picked up a streetwise feast for me and my wife's kid, gonna have a boys night in and watch the game
>>64588262
kys newcunt
>>64589103
coles angus beef patty
>>64589103
Rum and BBQ Shapes.
I have left over lasagna from yesterday to warm up but the kitchen isn't in view of the tv.
>>64589073
Reporting in m8
>>64589103
can of baked beans tbqh
>>64589103
might make some scrambie eggs
>>64589103
Honey, sesame & garlic chicken, with beans, broccoli and carrots, on brown rice
oh shit it's friday. better start drinking
>3 people in charge of catching 1 ball
Shitgekarra, glad >we got the decent Lankan
Some BBQ stuff leftover from last night.
>brett lee thinks he comes off as cheeky in these ads but just succeeds in looking like a monumental cunt
>>64589192
he is nothing more than a glorified /gong/ bogan
gong
JUST
>this RR
>>64589103
I got a streetwise feast at lunch, can't believe I was able to swap the chips for potato and gravy
Also how the FUCK was this game even money at the start, I knew I should have put the $325 I won on the horses today on Sydney @ 1.92
>>64589103
spag bol
>adelaide
>not a shithole
pick one
>those panty lines
Fucking disgusting.
They expect us to take womens cricket seriously when they can't even dress properly?
My fantasy team is looking dire lads, I don't think I can stay #1
WHAT A CATCH
>super nigger
>tripfag
>not a complete wanker
Pick one.
>>64589267
>disgusting
DRE RUSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUtX0pG8tQ
>Andre Russell played one (1) test for WI
literally the embodiment of everything wrong with West Indian cricket
dan christian best abo cricketer since yours truly
why is my PC so hot lads?
I'm in an airconditioned room with an aftermarket cooler installed
>>64589295
>Who is Andrew Symonds
Derro cunts down the road got a go-kart for Christmas and won't stop driving it up and down the street.
Why has my street turned to shit?
>>64589302
looks normal to me family
>>64589302
Your mum is sitting on it
>>64589292
>tfw all the good windies players are t20 mercs
Good have a decent side if they actually got payed a bit more
>>64589308
Oil up the road m8
>>64589302
dust on the fan in your pc-box brah
who's winning
>>64589306
weak bait lad, symonds is windian
Name a worse commentator than Ponting
Protip: YOU can't
>>64589309
that's idling though
I was playing fucking CK 2 before and it was 55 C
>>64589317
a wet cloth would do it, right la?
>>64589302
boohoo, this is 10°C better than yesterday too
>>64589321
Andy Maher
>>64589267
Do you want them to wear hijab?
>>64589321
Flintoff
>>64589325
Buy a compressor you cheap cunt
>>64589321
Ponting is unironically good
>>64589325
reapply the thermal paste if your autism gets out of hand lad
>>64589332
No, I want them to wear a fucking gstring like a civilized women
>>64589336
YOU are unironically retarded
>>64589325
Ideally a compressor if you have one, but a damp cloth would work alright. Read up on it before you take my advice, I'm not Indian.
KING GEORGE
>>64589302
nice set up, how much did that set you back lad?
>C89s are coming out
lads
>>64589321
Andrew Strauss
>>64589355
>implying he'll give you an answer in $ not in dicks sucked
>>64589302
My PC was heating up and the CPU fan making too much noise as well. I just bought one of these blowers, cleaned the entire cabinet, applied thermal paste on the processor and now the system is as good as new.
Are >we playing any odi's or t20's against NZ?
>>64589332
Yes
>>64589281
>LE FUG LE TRIB FAGS xD xD
>>64589375
Fuck off tripfag
>>64589373
3 ODIs
>>64589302
before I cleaned my graphics card it was getting up to 95c
>>64589367
I'm going to buy some compressed air tomorrow, but replacing thermal paste is a fucking pain. I guess if cleaning it out doesn't fix it I probably do that
>>64589355
about $1500 from memory
>>64589374
good lad
Allah will be pleased with you.
If Graham Yallop had played in the T20 era he'd be Graham Wallop
The descent of backyard legends from genuine innocent videos of authentic situations happening in backyard cricket to the fabricated, pre arranged scenarios we are now presented is really detracting from it's entertainment value.
>>64589393
>India being pro-hijab
But doesn't that make them harder to rape?
>>64589379
>calls himself a bowling expert
>was a shit
>>64589386
odi>t20>test
>>64589382
Fuck off an ominous idiot. Tripfriends built /cric/ and you know it.
>>64589403
>that video of the memesegway guy
not staged at all
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64589404
it's like a lucky dip, you don't know what you're going to get until you open the packet
>>64589409
whats your lastest poodiction lad
>>64589409
>hurr hurr this is our site
>having an ego that large and pathetic
kill yourself
Why is my computer running so cool?
>>64589425
>Windows XP
kill yourself
>>64589434
It's the best operating system
>>64589425
cuz ur a cool dude anon ;3
>>64589425
absolute monster of a PC there lad
>>64589434
Hi Windows shill!
>>64589439
>best os
>windows
Way to pleb it up
Prakesh with his harem, lucky bastard
>>64589445
Pfft, it's not like I told him to upgrade to 10
>I still use based 7
>Put $325 on Sydney @ 1.42 when it seemed Hobart was collapsing
FUCK
>>64589421
he tipped the Thunder in a "blowout"
>>64589443
It's literally a music and porn player, it does the job.
I defy anyone to explain to me why they need a shit hot computer if they don't play serious games on it. I also defy anyone to explain to me how XP isn't better than 7 or dare I say it 10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-I7gRrE1d8
big strong foreigners noticed us
>>64589455
Serves you right, gambling degenerate.
>>64589459
7 is the best mate
10 is a huge pos still, and 8 was replaced in 6 months
>>64589447
>Linux
>Good
Pick one, Kike. When you grow up and stop being an edgy contrarian, you will realize that XP is the superior operating system.
>>64589460
>mentioned in passing
>makes PP news
>>64589459
I need to render my memes at 4K
L A D S
A
D
S
The BIG STRONG Scotsmen FINALLY noticed us
https://twitter.com/andy_murray/status/682522135173050368
>>64589468
I have 7 on my laptop and it's alright but it's not better than XP. I am 28 and have been using computers since windows 3.11 days, I also work in the sector and my opinion is objective.
Sorry to burst your bubble but 7 just isn't that good.
>>64589469
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>64589478
fucking tweet about test cricket >:(
>>64589447
watch our sport schlomo,
it has memes.
this triggers the /pol/
>>64589493
Saxon is SEETHING right now
>>64589493
Everything triggers /pol/
Bunch of fucking whinging babies tbqh
>>64589423
I'm not taking any credit for it, but it's widely acknowledged her that guys like Zerogoose and convict are what made this forum great.
>>64589493
It's kind of insulting and dumb that they put it on a bridge. They should've put it, y'know, on the land or something.
>>64589483
I know this is copypasta but all linux is shit
>>64589505
kill yourself
>widely acknowledged
>by one person here
Oh wells
wigget
>>64589493
This doesn't trigger anyone. I am a fascist and and anti-immigrant but I respect this land and it's owners.
Are you by any chance retarded?
>>64589508
Ubuntu, Mint, and Debian are pretty good tbf
>>64589513
>look at this stupid old image a fellow ominous legionnaire made.
Two can play at that game, and I think you'll find my image has more valid points.
Fucking finally
Hurricane Sammy time
>>64589522
>I am a fascist and and anti-immigrant
>>64589526
>this is what tripfags ACTUALLY believe
>>64589526
>I think you'll find my image has more valid points.
LOLOLOLCANO
You literally sound like the tripfaggot stereotype in the image
>>64589524
My objective opinion here again; the only good Linux system was Linspire 4.0.
>>64589526
it's all invalidated by the fact that you fucks proxy/trip-off and samefag constantly
>>64589531
You're the retarded cunt that is more interested in spouting memes than making sense. You don't even have a point, you just post macro images in an attempt to gain meme points.
If you don't stand for anything, sit the fuck down and keep your memes to yourself.
Am I the only one who doesn't support a team?
I like watching the games but I don't really care who wins.
Maybe it's because I'm from Sydney and I don't know which team to support. I sure as fuck can't support a team with >Baddin on it and fuck >Western Sydney kek
probably be easier if there was just 1 team
>>64589526
>unironically posting Quentin
do you know how much of a human mess he was RC?
>>64589531
>le be a leftist or u fedora
>>64589549
Second team should have been Canberra tbqh
>>64589541
I've never taken off the trip without referring it was me since I've taken one up.
>>64589538
>LOLOLOCANO
I'm not sure if this is ironic, but you sound exactly like the anonymous faggot in that image. Nice rebuttal by the way.
>>64589537
Nice rebuttal.
>>64589526
>make friends
>>64589549
same but i'm from cuckbourne
>>64589543
one of us
>>64589551
No, but his comics always hit the nail on the head on most topics.
>>64589531
>>64589544
>>64589560
>>64589571
Do you enjoy being a meta meme spammer?
Your new nickname is going to be MMS
>>64589558
>I'm not sure if this is ironic, but you sound exactly like the anonymous faggot in that image.
"I know you are, but what am I"
>Nice rebuttal by the way
>>64589557
No rural teams are a fucking meme
There's literally not one rural team in any code that has done well. Literally Poo Peeland would be better than a Canberra or Geelong or some poo
They just need to brand the teams better. /wog/ has unironically done that better
>>64589580
he made them to piss people off, the guy doesn't actually believe the shit he spouts
>>64589569
>YUH CANT MAKE FRIENDS ONLINE, THATS SO WEIRD DUDE
Actually the ability to forge friendships online is significantly more difficult than it is in real life.
MMS on Metawatch
>>64589526
>wanting to have an identity and reputation on a discussion forum
Found the redditor
>>64589558
I've seen you obviously samefagging several times, but I guess it's easy enough for you to wave it off or deflect the fact. Every single anonymous Australian who bangs on about tripfag heroes are just those same sad faggots with their trips off. Plain and simple. Constant self-advertising for no real reason.
>>64589582
>I-I'm not triggered! H-honest!
>>64589586
Who the fuck over the age 12 says lolcano? Grow the fuck up.
>>64589595
Based Reality Christ dropping truthbombs once again
>>64589602
>>64589607
>>64589611
MMS going all out
>>64589595
Only when you're a massive wanker.
>>64589609
>hurr hurr r u 12?
>Nice rebuttal by the way
@64589626
I am beginning to think that you like being known as MMS
>>64589606
jesus fucking christ perfect example
>>64589615
>>64589603
uh...you got me I guess?
>>64589606
The silent majority here genuinely like me and the content I post. Now and then they will ask me to further elaborate on the advice I give, but most of the time they are content reading my posts and sometimes give shit to tripfriend haters if they are acting too childish. I'm sorry they bullied you so much, but the truth is I never go anon, so deal with it and move on.
Robelinda2 here
AMA
Dave's daughter is fucking hawt
>>64589664
I would rape her until my dick was worn down to the size of a tripfaggots
hey guys RC here oops i forgot my trip hehehe
sad how obsessed you are all with him
>>64589672
>watching_your_mother_get_gang_raped.jpg
>literally boom beach ads on tv
as if youtube wasn't enough
>>64589644
>The silent majority here genuinely like me and the content I post.
kek
KEK
When will the WBBL meme die?
>>64589683
"t-they do, anon. they're just scared to speak up"
The funny part is, tripfag honestly believes that, because he doesn't realize that anon's don't give a shit about voicing unpopular opinions, because they're not worried about their fragile reputation.
>>64589695
it literally gets better ratings than the ayy league
>>64589695
Nothing wrong with WBBL m8. Not a bad watch and the qt hunting is a bonus.
>is the "big bash" finished yet anon?
>>64589726
not yet you fucking slag
>>64589701
They're not scared at all, they just don't give a fuck what the plebocracy thinks about me. They also know that I am hard as fuck and impenetrable to online bullying and understand I don't need any of their support.
But when they do post in support it makes plebs like you so fucking angry at the prospect that someone who DARES don the trip could be somehow liked. Then you spin in to a frenzy and try convincing yourself that it's all just samefagging and nothing about what I say is truth. Pathetic really.
OC from SASMEE park Circa 1998
>>64589705
S1 was better imo
>>64588786
Is she related to Greg Inglis?
I find the levels of cynicism on display in this thread to be very disheartening. I, for one, have no trouble believing that Reality Check has
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect, despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas part for a local Orphanage
I don't need "evidence" of his deeds, I simply have faith.
>>64589744
>this autistic sperg out
My fucking sides
Cook (c)
Compton
Root
Manlet
Bitchstow
Strokes
Buttler (wk)
Muslim (PBUH)
Bread
Finn
Blanderson
V
Elgar
Cook
Amla (c)
de Villiers
du Plessis
de Kock
[insert underperforming quota player]
Piedt
Viljoen
Rabada
Morkel
>>64589302
>nvidia
>>64589705
there's a movie about this guy holding in a shit for like a month
>>64589744
Go get me a coffee
>>64589755
What show is it?
how many generations of cricket australia eugenics do we need before we can have a pace attack of four ayy 160 lmao bowlers
holy shit the cucks removed "bloody" from the "bloody caravaners" ad
>Cancer
>>64589758
Why do you insist on regurgitating memes all the time?
>>64589771
We all know nVidia are literal kikes but there's no reason to torture yourself over morality concerning video games
AMD need to get good
fuck off tait you retard
>>64589455
#rekt
http://www.gam-anon.org/
i feel sorry for watto
>>64589455
lad
Why does Watson continue to get paid as a professional cricketer?
le glasses man
>>64589302
Exact same rig as me senpai :3
A WADZON SPECIAL
>watshit
reminder Bradwoman literally sent his number 11 to bat on a minefield and waited like a coward until the pitch got good just to protect his precious average
>>64589811
he's alright
>>64589820
tactics
you wouldn't see mcmeme using elite cricket knowledge like that
>>64589811
literally better than both marshes
>le fugg shane watson cancer XD
>>64589811
he's fine in odi's
The Thunder look like they're making a promising recovery
>>64589644
Righto.
http://strawpoll.me/6419056
http://strawpoll.me/6419056
http://strawpoll.me/6419056
>>64589825
he did it in the wc final
>>64589786
Fargo
Based Lion Nathan selling 10packs. It's like a company finally gets me.
>>64589801
>literal kikes
Jewtel are worst 2bh
Hobart well in control now
>>64589744
holy shit
>>64589832
>he's firing up the proxies
>>64589828
>le fugg shane watson cancer XD
Do you think this is what the selectors to say when faced with the decision of leaving him out or not?
this game looks like it will go down right to the wire
>>64589799
You forgot your trip again
>>64589837
Whoa, Angus actually made it overseas?
I might have to watch it now
>>64589758
recently added is the direct lineage to Machiavelli, and a couple of others I forgot to write down
>>64589744
based RC
btw me and my friends were thinking of going to this haunted military bunker and conducting a seance, do you have any tips on what rituals we could do?
>>64589860
>direct lineage to Machiavelli
you're kidding
>>64589811
"potential"
Same reason he was given a baggy green for years.
>>64589858
But seriously, why are you the person that tries desperately to revive memes all the time?
You've been doing it for years. In every NRL, AFL, Rugby or Cricket thread, you are there, posting the same shit every day.
>>64589863
Why would he lie about something like that?
>>64589863
it was in the thread where statscunt got outed as a chink, he was talking about his italian lineage
>>64589860
he claims he had sex with Miranda Kerr
>>64589864
I think the "potential" meme goes out the window when you are in your 30's. If he was Sean Abbott it would be different but Watson has shown fuck all in the last 2-3 years.
>>64589866
>You've been doing it for years
Guess again samefag, I'm a /cric/ newfag for BBL
>>64589861
Don't waste your time that shit doesn't work. If you want to communicate with the dead you need to let Satan into your heart.
Looks like a thrilling ending to this KFC T20 Big Bash match will take place tonight
>>64589871
Ok fuck off
>>64589877
you sound like you're speaking from experience
>Watson
>"big gun"
Pick one
>>64589878
>whiteboys
>>64589871
i thought it was the chick off that my kitchen rules show
Hussey looks set for a big innings here
>>64589887
>LE FUG LE ZANE WADZON
>>64589896
Hussey always saves the day
>>64589871
Meh I doubt that but I did finger Hex in a nightclub, not sure how that became a meme
>that milf licking her lips while staring at the camera
lads
>>64589897
>klinefelterson
>>64589917
>being jealous
regretting the maccas I had for brekkie lads
Is Stoinis, dare I say it, literally better than Fatson at this point?
>>64589526
BASED
FUCKING
QUENTIN
>>64589925
He's not having to put a lot of effort in to hide his penis...
>little dick
wew
>>64589526
>>64589931
Same proxyfag
>>64589932
implying he's not barred up to 11 inches
Happy New Year cunts
>Ponting conveniently forgetting the "reverse-sweep" he played in the 2011 CWC quarter-final
>>64589937
How did you get that pic?
>>64589937
looks like your average wanganui gutter rat 2bh
>>64589947
she's my gf
>>64589941
>tfw you have more inches than runs
this is nice because it reminds you just how GOAT Hussey was
can that cunt stop talking about last nights game
>>64589946
Fuck Ponting.
I was indifferent to him, but have fucking hated the cunt ever since this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3j6qWKRKIY
>>64589943
Happy new year brother
>staged video inc
>>64589943
>>64589971
>LE TRIP BROTHERS
>LE BEST TRIP FRIENDS
Vomit
ol mate chocolate rain is at the hurricanes now...
>>64589970
comeon lad
he was averaging a solid 30 since 2009
he needed that series to pad
>>64589970
What happened?
>>64589970
remind me what happened
>>64589980
No one on this forum has been tripfriends as long as convict and I have. Sit the fuck down.
is there a match on lads?
fucking bored and stoned, happy new years
>the silent majority here genuinely like me and the content I post
And let's not forget to minus a few not-shit votes for RC proxy on and off, one from his phone and prob his mum's too.
kek
>>64589987
>>64589990
>5th day
>was meant to make quick runs before they sent India in
>if you take away his 5 boundries, he scored 40 off 91
WALLOP
A
L
L
O
P
>>64589992
Is that supposed to impress me? It's sad and i genuinely feel pity for that pathetic achievement
>>64589992
I distinctly remember you saying, in an attempt to avoid getting exposed and btfo yet again, that you are a fairly new trip. Which is it?
>>64589995
you are pathetic and new
>>64589997
that's right
I also remember Ponting declaring early in one game to preserve his precious average and losing Australia the test, it must have been in the late 2000s
>>64589937
Stop posting old shit. Fucking hell this community is stale. I don't even want to think about how boring you cunts must be in real life.
>>64589995
Actually I voted shit when the votes were massively in my favour, like 6-1 or something. I'm sure most of my fans didn't even vote.
>>64590004
RC's been around for years la
he only showed up in /cric/ recently though
Honestly why does anyone bother with this league? No team ever cares if they lose, the season goes for like 6 weeks and the main selling point is the shitty pyrotechnics. You really have to have an IQ below 90 to follow it
>tfw you back a chris waller roughie
kek
>>64590014
>No team ever cares if they lose
That's some hot opinions you got there, kid.
>>64590014
Walkcunt
literally look at the OP you fuckknuckle
WALLOP
>ctrl+f Reality Check
>20 results
>not a single post is about cricket
Kill yourself, you worthless attention whore
>>64590014
Its fun entertainment, not everything has to have some meaningful point to it.
Australias best cricketers get together and tonk it about for six weeks and nobody really gives a shit who wins the cup... what's not to love
>>64590023
So I am to assume that I am allowed to laugh at you because my dick is bigger than yours, right?
>>64590014
Why are you watching it then? And if you say you aren't watching, you a posting in a thread dedicated to it. You are a fucking sub 90 IQ sped
>>64590006
AM why haven't you killed yourself yet you miserable little fuck?
>>64590026
>sean abbott
a "literal" baby who needs to win because he is so shit at the other formats
>>64590014
this is my biggest beef with t20 leagues
there's no actual rivalry or authenticity to any team, especially when you have the same guys (Gayle, KP, Pollard) playing every single league
really the only t20 league where each team feels unique is the CPL because each team is actually representing a country
>>64590030
>not having him filtered
>not having anonymize turned on
step up
>>64590030
holy fuck, checks out
>>64590013
Oh thank fuck for that. i though he'd been spouting total bullshit or something equally unheard of.
based huss bringing it home again
>>64590037
kek small dicked faggot
>>64590038
>immediately makes damage control post and mentions cricket
there's that lololololcano again
>>64590030
b-but he brings a vibrant personality to this board
>>64590046
kys newcunt
people like you less than rc
>>64590023
That's like 8% of Hobart. Like 360,000 turn up to a Melbourne game.
Howie red pilled as fuck
>>64590038
>DAMAGE CONTROL
This thread is crawling with seething newcunt casuals fresh off the boat from normiebook.
>>64590053
>people like you less than rc
people don't know who the fuck I am you dumb little shit
>>64590023
What is the capacity of Bellerive?
Is it used for anything other than cricket because I think the Cucktorians dont let the Pissmanians have a bogan jump team do they?
>>64590063
yes we do. you're the newfriend fresh off the boat from reddit who has just found /sp/ in his first summer out of high school who is literally getting furious at gimmicks that have existed on /sp/ for years
>>64590069
they play AFL games there
>>64590053
>having your tongue this far up a tripfag's arsehole
>>64590076
top cuckolds
they dont even have a team and they still follow that "spoort"
Lot of good cricket discussion in this thread. I sure hope the mod doesn't wander into this thread ;)
>>64589551
quentin is fucking based
no matter what shit he posted people still would fall for it, literally no matter how obvious it was
off to have a jog lads
>>64590072
>newfriend
>just out of high school
>furious
>been here for years
how ,many shitty insults can you regurgitate in one post? holy fucking shit you're monotonous.
Who is our Neighbors waifu?
>>64590093
you're literally doing it again, jesus grow a thicker skin
>>64590093
t. summercunt
>>64590093
am i wrong? you have not repudiated a single point
>>64590085
>people would still fall for it
>/v/
>/tv/
Literally no one gave him the time of day at /lit/
Coincidentally /lit/ never entertained RC when he tried to establish himself there as well
notice how RC posts stopped when NZflag 2 posts became frequent?
>proxy samefag
>well his job for us was to get wickets
fuck me great insight punter, i've always wondered what bowlers were meant to do.
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
>>64590082
Actually that's the reason why Tassie don't have a team
everyone there already follows and attends it, no need to push for support
>>64590115
I thought it was to eat pies, and that's why Warnie was a legend.
Execute all muslims.
Why do thick bitches always love to eat ass
NEW THREAD
>>64590130
>>64590130
>>64590130
>>64590130
>>64590094
>>64590122
dank meme friend, you should post it in every thread
>>64590134
>4 posts early
autism
>>64590072
been on /sp/ about 2 years, nothing to be proud of. I finished high school a decade ago. I've never been on reddit except to get links for fights. Speaking of which, I've asked you before, but you went all quiet. Let's meet up. You're in Auckland right? Or did you go back to your shitty Sth Island home for NYs with mum and dad?
>>64590134
>5 posts early
>>64590134
>5 posts early
Autism
>>64590127
3edgy5me
>>64590136
I have noticed you small weak auskid
>>64590114
I've fucking noticed.
new thread reminder
>>64590130
>>64590158
All quiet again.
>>64590165
>9 posts late
autism
Execute all muslims.
>>64589877
>you need to let Satan into your heart
What did he mean by this?
last for dizzy
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64589496
who is saxon?
walkcunt on suicide watch
