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12/31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
1/2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condito
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Snek v Cruz
1/29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Sage Show
2/6 - UFC 196: Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
>Mike Tyson breaks his back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGeWm8dcu8
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/k8aj0PHsey8
>195 Embedded
Episode 1: http://youtu.be/6h5qsu3sP-Y
195 Countdown: Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
195 Countdown: Arlovski vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
195 Extended Preview: https://youtu.be/EzKaI8i3b4Y
>Results from Rizing
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/29/10682764/rizin-results-shinya-aoki-batters-kazushi-sakuraba-king-mo-lawal
>preview of Brandao vs Ortega
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/29/10682764/rizin-results-shinya-aoki-batters-kazushi-sakuraba-king-mo-lawal
>Road FC experimenting with new scoring systems:
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/finally-someone-is-getting-rid-of-the-10-point-must-scoring-system
Legal Free Fights:
Arlovski vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/M6SQud1iYXE
>Lawler vs Koscheck
https://youtu.be/keICcOxl93k
>Condit vs Kim
http://youtu.be/Q-C2a-KOfJA
>Miocic vs Hunt
https://youtu.be/MKaZDsH84uA
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Snek vs Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
>Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams
https://youtu.be/hWiusdy1miI
>Official Strawpoll
http://strawpoll.me/6401679
first for ariel's qt waifu
>there are people that actually defend Cockcheck
What's next for Anderson if he wins the Bisping fight? Could he come back? Could he beat any of the current top 5 guys
7th for absolute madmen
>>64550070
>not linking the old thread
Who has/had the best fighting spirit in all of MMA, lads? The strongest will, the most warrior-like disposition?
>>64550152
Yuki Nakai
>>64550152
Sakuraba Kazushi
Guys, since it turns out schaub really dyed his hair silver, I'm going to delete my schaubfolder and stop schaubposting
the good news is im going to resort to keelyposting from now on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YA6oppI7E
>>64550166
Look at Special K's ass
Just to respond to the roiding Ronda guy from last thread:
Hell yeah Ronda was roiding so what? Hell I'd fuck her, can't say you wouldn't fuck her. Shit, fuck her right in the pussy
>>64550149
I get kicking him once because your in the heat of the moment or thought he was gonna stand and it would be legal but the follow up shots just made him look like a cunt
>>64550166
Good lad
>>64550181
I have this weird feeling that Ronda has poor hygiene and her ass hole is smelly. Meisha Tate seemed to imply something similar after their fight. Not sure if I would fuck her tbhfam.
>mfw its time for droppin knowledge with Callen
>>64550218
rose be like
>>64550193
mijn neger
>>64550166
my cracker
keely for sure is getting fired 2016 tho
>>64550206
That's some pussy talk. She could be covered in feces and I'd still find a hole or a slot.
>>64550269
how come
>>64550166
>doing god's work
>>64550166
You stopped a long time ago because nobody cares you sad faggot.
I had a dream that Aldo had been given a rematch and got knocked out by a McGOAT wheelkick 6 seconds into the first round. After Aldo hit the canvas my vision transferred to his corner where his teammates were screaming in discomfort so loudly that blood was pouring out of their eyes and ears. Not long after, Aldo woke up and started clapping and cheering for McGOAT, lifting him up on his shoulders, snapping his back and dying not long after.
If the UFC suddenly allowed any and all drugs to be used, which would be the best drug to take just before you step into the cage for that critical mental edge?
>>64550306
Ritalin
>>64550306
meth
>>64550299
wie geht es mit dir meine freund
>>64550318
>>64550322
basically the same thing
Who should McGoob fight next realistically?
Finish of Frankie Edgar before 155?
Nate Diaz?
Pettis?
Kabib?
I think Diaz vs McGregor would be the best decision. Easy win for McGregor hype train plus god tier shit talking
>>64550350
Diaz is his only legit chance of winning, so that will be the fight. Can't wait.
>>64550350
I think Diaz is probably the easiest fight relative to the pay grade. RDA for the lightweight belt is a bigger fight, but also a much more difficult one and he risks losing a lot by taking it.
However, I think he should prioritize defending the belt before moving up and taking fights in another division, that's something you can do when you're either not holding the belt or prepared to vacate it. Featherweight is one of the best divisions right now and it's just not fair or realistic to hold it up while the champ's fighting at LW. Holloway and Frankie need title shots in the near future, what are they supposed to do in the meantime? They either keep fighting and risk losing, and thereby lose the chance at the title, or just sit and twiddle their thumbs.
>>64550349
your flag needs more fighters
There are "people" in this thread who wouldn't make passionate love to Joanna.
>>64550350
>Easy win for McGregor
>>64550422
Claudia is cuter senpai, stop posting
>>64550438
Enjoy sucking on a clit dick that's the size of an average male's penis
>>64550430
Heem yourself, but have some bunda to take into the next world anon
is fedor a manlet lads?
>>64550350
Edgar definitely if we're being "realistic"
>>64550349
>American Samoa
Neat
>FOR MY FATHER!
Robbie says his favorite fighter is Rockhold.
If Condit doesn't heem him, now I am going to.
>>64550281
thats because youre gay and would fuck anything with a hole or a slot
>>64550438
>>64550422
just admit youre gay and attracted to male hormones
What's the best food for fighters
>>64550560
Kale shakes
>>64550560
horse meat and viagra
>>64550533
rockhold decision whored and submitted all the guys who did the same to lawler in strikeforce. of course rockhold would be his hero
also some jon jones shit
https://streamable.com/8egb
>>64550526
The spirit of Ronda's father will never magically appear and whisper in a ghostly and terrifying voice
>SHE'S STILL MY GIRL
>>64550535
I'd fuck a toaster if nobody was watching
who death by snusnu here?
Brehs I want to buy a ticket for UFC 195 but the prices are for the entire seat and I am most certain I will only need the edge
>>64550597
As someone who has been Gabiposting ever since I found out she wasn't fat anymore, I'm extremely excited for this fight. This is what I dreamt of when I heard that WMMA existed.
>>64550597
I would love to get fucked by Gabi
>>64550605
get two buddies to chip in and sit in each other's laps
>>64550606
I know Gabi is a really good grappler but I never heard of her opponent
>>64550610
I like tall girls, but she might be a bit too much. it's the chin
>>64550639
>mfw dana has a weaker chin than gabi
i wonder who would win in a fight between them
>>64550626
Remember when Che Mills came in as a late replacement against Rory, and Joe Rogan was all like "CHE MILLS IS AN ABSOLUTE KILLER".
Yeah just get in that mindset.
>>64550639
>>64550644
hey I've spent my time considering this would. it's the chin that kills it, not even the hands/wrists as most complain about.
>>64550654
hey Mills is a pretty dangerous guy and had a decent record coming into the Rory fight.
People say Rogan over hypes everyone but I dont really get that
>>64550654
Che Mills is the thirty something Jason "Dooms" Day of the 20 something crowd tho that's different
>>64550679
rogan is a moron outside of ufc, but to be fair his job is to overhype everyone. gets the casuals interested in the fight/fighters
>>64550679
>>64550689
Hey man I love Che Mills I've got multiple tattoos of him, but Rogan's attempts to make him seem like he had a legitimate chance against Rory were comical stuff.
>>64550709
Rory fucking sucks and Mills fucking rules though
>>64550689
as a non native speaker, I've never really understood what Goldie was trying to convey to the audience. I know, he is drawing a comparison but still... It's weird...
>>64550709
hes a really good striker with a lot of KOs on his record. He had a chance to knock Rory out.
>>64550715
That's usually the case when Goldberg talks
Guys I lied I don't have tattoos of Che Mills. Sorry for telling lies this close to the end of 2015.
>>64550715
He's basically saying that Aaron Simpson is in his thirties much like Couture is in his forties much like other similarly aged combatants
>>64550737
You should Ché Mills is the best fighter Rory ever fought although Rory only fights cans
>>64550715
My favourite Goldie-ism is when the fighters are blasting eachother in the face and trading punches and he's talking about some movie or corn nuts or whatever
>>64550737
Wow man...
I literally just told my whole family and made a post on Facebook about it. How am I supposed to explain myself now? You have really set me up with this one. You have no idea how excited my grandma got about those tattoos and we haven't seen her happy in years. Fuck you man. Fuck you.
>>64550737
Just don't do it again in the new year
>>64550754
I like when there's no action whatsoever and Joe Rogan interrupts by screaming "OOOOH"
>>64550754
This desu
It's ridiculous because you can hear Rogan trying to call the action, and in between the OH'S he'll continue his shit
I swear you could just get a Goldie soundboard and no one would know the difference, he's like a machine
>>64550754
>>64550765
You guys know he doesnt do this for fun right? hes obligated to do it or the ufc doesnt get shekels
Who's your favorite fighter/less successful buddy combo? I like Jeorge Jerjel and Rich Franklins school teacher ass
If Goldberg did fight companions for the fightpass/fs1 shows I would watch every single one.
Fuck Joe.
>>64550768
This. Its how a Play By Play guy has to be. Hell hes better then when Rogan had to do it himself
>>64550597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=assZ9bcucmQ
Nigga, that's a nigga
>>64550771
Goldberg really is a huge fan by the way. Nigga watchs fightpass all day every day and trains Muay Thai with Mark Dellagrotte
>>64550771
I kinda wish he would take a book out of Joes chapter myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_L3e3tTFlM
>I'm sure Chris Weidman has been oil checked some time in his life–
>–With a last name like Wide-man
>>64550771
we need an english fight companion for rizin
even if it is chael via a phone microphone from within the audience
What's going on with Rampage ''muh low salary'' Jackson? I heard Dana convinced him out of retirement so he's still with the UFC but I don't see any scheduled fights. Is he going to fight a slow motion striker like Maldonado again and ask for a title shot and higher pay?
>>64550824
bellator doesn't let him fight again in ufc, he's stuck
>>64550768
The commercials yes, but not the rest of his endless one liners
>>64550768
Of course I know that, it's his timing that's horrible sometimes. Start shilling when they're up against the cage or it's a boring wrestlefest, not when both fighters are exchanging blows that could be the end of it
>>64550824
He's a gamer now
>>64550840
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY
>>64550824
Rampage Jackson is an incredibly dumb person even by fighter standards. He's under contract in multiple promotions at the moment.
Remember when he crashed his car into a ton of people and let the police in a chase after Griffin beat him with a 10-8 second round?
Then he says Jon jones is bad for the sport?
Rampage is the late thirties chuck Liddell of the early forties crowd if we're keeping it 100 breh
>>64550834
he should just go to bellator and fight fedor
Do you agree with Danas list?
>>64550878
wheres Ferguson v Barboza
>>64550878
>Holms vs Rousey cannot be found
Dana White on suicide watch
>>64550881
Events from December aren't up yet
>>64550886
that wasn't a fight, it was a slaughter, mendes had his takedown, dc had his round 4
>>64550842
topkek
>>64550878
>no DJ
Holy fuck Dana is a pleb
>>64550152
Lawler
I had the weirdest dream last night, lads.
I was in some market street at night in a city I don't know and there were these two exotic market women wo sold pillows and blankets and stuff like that. It seemed like they were daughter and mother. The daughter was incredibly hot but it was the mother who made really aggressive sexual advances towards me.
I was so horny because of the daughter but then I gave in to fuck the mother in front of her daughter. To my astonishement the mother had the most incredible ass ever so I came within seconds. Seconds after I was done, I could hear a friend shouting from the end of the street and he was running towards me while waving his hands. I ran away because I had only my boxers on and they were full of fresh cum stains.
I came by an ocean and ran through narrow streets because I didn't want him to catch me but eventually he caught up with me. He then urged me to follow him which I did. We ended up in his place where he had this huge MPC 5000 and he showed me the latest instrumental he had produced which sounded amazing. I remember it so vividly it was heavenly music. Funnily, the friend can't even clap in time in real life. So that's something, isn't it?
I don't know what to make of that dream. Does it mean, that Lawler beats Condit?
http://youtu.be/EDbZ8ENf_dg
Rampage on rampage after my sensei Forreat Griffin defeated in battle
>>64550930
No you idiot it means that Cruz is gonna get injured again
VERY IMPORTANT LIST
http://www.strawlist.me/312705
You wolf ticket motherfuckers really think Conduit is going to stand with lawyer? That boy is going to get on his bike in round 1 quick fast and in a hurry that Thiago Alves shit was a one off
>>64550998
>Conduit
>Lawyer
triggered
>>64551039
Early stoppage desu
>>64551039
We need towel throws in MMA
>>64551039
that fight took some years off im
whose this murder ref?
>>64551039
WHAT IS THAT REF LOOKING AT
>>64550149
Damn. Too soon.
>>64550149
See also; James Te Huna vs. Anthony Perosh.
>>64550930
"Fucking the mother in front of the daughter" can only mean that Holm destroys Tate
>>64551039
What the fuck he was about to counter and the fucking ref stops the fight.
>>64550930
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjixZMJ2C_Q
rizin has fixed fights, this guy dives so hard
>>64551227
Ishii is just a pussy
Post yfw McGregor wins the WW belt
>>64551227
Looks that way but he was taking damage beforehand for sure. I'd say he just quit.
>>64551146
jaysus chroist that's messed up
>>64551227
> rizin fixes a fight so that a no-name foreigner beats one of the popular Japanese fighters
You don't know how fights are fixed in Japan if you think that one was.
>>64551227
hes unironically an asian
what do you expect they have hollow bones
who /cavemancoffee/ here
>>64551039
>levelchange to go for the takedown
>ref stops it
nice job you dick
>"ching chong Aoki, ching chong ching chong Aoki"
What did he mean by this?
>>64551405
its not racist that I laughed at this right
>>64551414
obviously not
racial humour is still funny
>>64551414
a little racist. But it was funny
>>64551443
That's not racist.
>>64546551
Cool. Let me know what you think of the book. I read the summary of it. Should be a good set of shits and (not so many) giggles.
>>64551405
>mfw I find out my parents got nuked
>>64551440
>>64551443
>>64551470
make up my mind lads
>>64550150
The OP was shit in the last thread so it wasnt worth linking
>>64551542
It's racist, but its okay.
>>64551548
That kind of begs the question of whether or not what is racist is decided by an individual or by society as a whole. Most people nowadays would tell you that being proud of being white makes you racist.
>>64551542
>shoes on the bed
the fuck dude
>>64551230
Do you think Lawler could take that left hand shot?
>>64551569
>wearing shoes indoors at all
is this an american thing
>>64551569
Racism is the equivalent of the satanic panic of the 90s. Everyone and everything is "satanic"/"racist".
It'll pass soon enough.
>>64550152
Sakuraba/GSP
>>64551569
dey cant take it
>>64551581
>Racism is the equivalent of the satanic panic of the 90s. Everyone and everything is "satanic"/"racist".
Well you aren't helping by telling a guy that saying ching chong is racist dude
>>64551626
You could look at it that way, but the flip side is that racism is mundane (and can be funny) so dgaf.
>>64551542
>visible address
Focus 194 fight week edition for that one Australian that also watches them
https://youtu.be/FY69AX5KvsY
>>64551653
cant see shit tho
>>64551653
like anyone on heem would do shit
i dare one of you to come my house
i'd perma-heem you in 13 seconds
lads, post rory's next walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XS_owE_WJA
>>64551693
How do you heem someone that has a gun
>>64551719
Vulletproof best
>>64551707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gte3BoXKwP0
>>64551723
That doesn't defend noscope headshots
>>64551707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
WAKE UP HOE SAY
>>64551732
My headmovment is too good, your guns are stiff and predictable
Start your morning off with some Joe
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/30/10688222/interview-joe-rogan-ufc-part-1-revisiting-ronda-rousey-loss-aftermath-edmund-tarverdyan-holly-holm
>>64551841
>To have someone like Ronda Rousey show up, and be on that stage and have them cheer her and boo Bethe, that's crazy. No one had ever seen anything like that. Then, to have her win, and by knockout...the whole thing was just overwhelming. Seeing her strut around the Octagon, I had the sense that we were watching something historic. This wasn't just some sports moment. We had reached some rare place, and that's how I felt. It's one of the only times I've almost cried inside the Octagon.
Joe needs to lay off the TRT and get his hormones in check.
Why do Americans say Bisbing instead of Bisping?
Do I have to teach them proper English?
>>64551897
It's supposed to be pronounced " BIZ-BONG" so the typical American way is actually close.
>>64551707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZYgIrqELFw
>>64551707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8_ZTUOT_q4
I win
>>64551707
Damn that's nice
>>64551707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wGMZdlsGko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jukcTVix40
>9:45
If your feels weren't all over the place, then you're not a true Fite Fan.
>>64552097
Do they have the rights for that?
>>64552131
I'm pretty sure they don't.
>>64552139
Top kek
The Russian TV channel were playing Sakuraba clips too and I guarantee they didn't pay Zuffa for them
Guess they were just hoping no lawyers were watching
>>64551841
Joe makes a lot of sense here. I mean do you guys think that Holly Holm will be as well known as Ronda besides "that chick that Knocked out Rhonda"? For sure shes a better fighter but a better public figure? I dont know. Plus when you look at Rondas record shes taking people out in Seconds. Untill holly hom starts knocking girls out left and right in 20 seconds then she will be another Ronda Rousey. I am not even being disrespectful I love Holly and I hate Ronda but what Joe is saying is right.
>>64550166
It's a sad day.
>>64551707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls
>>64552147
They broadcast UFC as well.
>>64550560
Post workout?
Canned tuna and pineapple.
Lots of protein and carbs.
https://youtu.be/anP7DzTpESM
tfw you dont practice mewvment
>>64550152
Rory. He went 5 rounds with a shattered nose.
>>64552407
Doesn't make sense. You literally used movement to type that post.
Movement = life
>>64550152
nick diaz, the man will never quit, you'd have to kill him
>>64552375
is this shit within weight classes or openweight?
>>64552448
i practiced movement with ur mom last night
>>64550152
Jon Jones.
https://youtu.be/Sa7fIDxm9ic
Didn't tap to Vitor and came back to win against Gus. He is unbreakable.
>>64552455
I marathoned his fights yesterday and I agree with this
>>64552486
Did Schaub finally come out?
>>64552489
>>64550152
post fighter's primal screams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPh4c0KEx3Q
>>64550930
I had a dream about Al Iaquinta out of all fighters. He won his fight by a brutal KO and gave the most autistic post fight interview of all time. Joe Rogan asked him all kinds of questions and he just stood there staring into the crowd without saying anything. Joe just kept asking questions but he wouldn't answer for minutes.
>>64552147
I'm pretty sure they'll just accumulate the offences and then just close up shop and open up a new organisation later on.
PRIDE Fighting Championship
Rizin Fighting Federation
Puroresu Fighting Union
Gabi doesn't look human tbqph
>>64552769
She has left humanity behind
>>64552769
She probably has higher test levels than Reem in his last fight
>>64552769
She has ascended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCRQHtGwNMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxrh5x_Yyrc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53STLHRVefI
has anyone ever seen a schaub highlight?
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/30/10689056/donald-cerrone-vs-michael-johnson-cowboy-wants-fight-menace-willing-oblige-mma
Could be a good banger
>>64552852
Nice rebound fight for Cerrone deshou
So, the RIZIN GP is pretty much going to go down between Nemkov and King Mo. I know Nemkov is the favorite, and I doubt Aukstuolis will stop Lawal.
I'm kinda excited to see Nemkov fight. He seems hella good.
Also, Kron vs Asen should be bretty gewd.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty excited for RIZIN.
>>64552920
how many bongs til it starts?
>>64552932
like 26 lel
>>64552840
so based
>>64552840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acoJ7DMQSk8
used to be my favorite highlight
whats your favorite highlight family?
>>64552954
You mean 13
>>64552932
1am est
>Jaideep at +800
Does he have a shot? I'm thinking about dropping a cheeky 4 thousand on him.
>>64552932
22 bongs and 40 bings.
>>64552981
He has the high ground
He has beaten a Russian before (in kickboxing)
>>64552964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLjVh1bO6mE
So, Peter Aerts is filling in for Jerome Le Banner against Baruto.
I don't think I've ever wanted an underdog to win so bad.
Go you geriatric lumberjack!
>>64552964
do you guys think the penn vs diaz fight was a late stoppage?
looks about worse than weidman/rockhold to me
>>64553007
i like this jones one even more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uisdqVz7KXY
just fits jon so good
>>64553043
Aerts is like the greatest dad ever
>>64553067
Actually if you look closely at that webm you can see the white guys hits the other guy with his elbow on the way down. Not really an early stoppage imho.
>>64553067
>do you guys think the penn vs diaz fight was a late stoppage?
in the sense that it WASN'T STOPPED AT ALL?
>>64550152
Lawler nowadays IMO.
>>64553067
Would rather have a late stoppage than an early one and I'm sure the fighters feel that way as well. See Diaz vs Paul Daley - Diaz got knocked down with a single punch, his feet were parallel on the ground and he wasn't defending himself for a few seconds but then he recovered and won the match.
>>64552964
mystic mac mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91liSjahuNw
>To have someone like Ronda Rousey show up, and be on that stage and have them cheer her and boo Bethe, that's crazy. No one had ever seen anything like that. Then, to have her win, and by knockout... the whole thing was just overwhelming. Seeing her strut around the Octagon, I had the sense that we were watching something historic. This wasn't just some sports moment. We had reached some rare place, and that's how I felt. It's one of the only times I've almost cried inside the Octagon.
>That's a problem I've always had, ever since I was a little kid. If a movie is emotional, I cry. Another time I've almost cried in the Octagon that I've never talked about is when I was talking to Conor McGregor after he beat Chad Mendes. I was bringing up the Irish people, and one of the things that freaked me out about that fight was the amount of love he got from his countrymen. As I'm talking to him about this, they start cheering, and I start welling up. I'm thinking to myself, ‘You are not gonna cry.' [Laughs] I've always been like that. I don't know what it is, but I've just accepted it. It's just me.
Meanwhile on Rogan Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU98GUpKg94
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/30/10688222/interview-joe-rogan-ufc-part-1-revisiting-ronda-rousey-loss-aftermath-edmund-tarverdyan-holly-holm
>>64552964
Not mma but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj5Aij24ihw
>>64553241
delete this post
>>64552150
>and I hate Ronda
Correct me if I'm wrong but I swear you rush to defend her every thread
Tell me about Tank Abbott, /heem/.
>>64553296
maybe your getting confused with another australian? I hardly talk about her
>>64553241
>Meanwhile on Rogan Watch:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU98GUpKg94
>its Charlie from Lost
That's the last straw, fuck Joe forever. Fuck him.
Lads, it arrived.
Will report back when I have transcended this reality.
>>64552983
This isn't even close to correct Serbia, are you fucking drunk?
>>64553360
>drinking literal snake oil
>>64553296
A few threads back I said Ronda has loads of power on her strikes and I got cyber-bullied in return :(
>>64553402
Stay beta brained, bro. I'm operating on a different wave length.
>>64553122
Can you imagine having him as a dad? You spend the afternoon drilling legkicks and thai clinch combinations while Semmy Schilt and Reem argue over the BBQ.
>>64553394
Yes, but that has nothing to do with it. Click the link and scroll down.
http://fightchanneltv.com/pay-per-view/events/rizin/
>>64552606
Stop posting this
>>64553415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqpjgZyWI98
>>64553360
Nice waste of money...
Literal retard
>>64553435
That countdown is for the replay on spike I believe. That is when they will be airing it anyway and they are doing it on a tape delay.
Rizin 2 will be live in 13bongs (1am est) everywhere that I've seen.
>>64553468
Welp, then I'm screwed.
>>64550899
He has Ronda vs cat zingano on his list
http://entimports.com/2015/12/source-mcgregor-vs-rda-in-the-works-for-ufc-dallas/
>>64553460
Lol, the only people who can "waste money" are the people who need to save money. Stay poor.
>>64553452
Who is this real life memester?
>>64553493
lol they will never give him croke park
>>64553412
You deserved it
>>64553402
they should really replace arianny and brittany with better ring girls, they ruined themselves already
>>64553498
>Implying someone is poor because they don't spend money on frivolous items.
Keep supporting onnit you shitlord.
Hey famalam, quick Q 4 U (question for you); does Joe Rogan actually do drugs, or does he just talk about them?
>>64553542
They should get the Road FC and ONE FC ring girls to be quite perfectly honest with you family.
>>64553555
No, your mentality towards money screams working class. No offense intended. To think you can "waste" money implies that there is something else it would be better spent on. When you have money you can buy whatever you want without having to compromise.
>Merkel's new year speech with arabic subtitles
It's official, sweden is no longer the cuck center of the world
>this Ronda HIV meme
>>64553591
>being a weeb
Hey /heem/, is Ronda natty?
>calling it Rizing
Lad...
>>64553632
I don't even know how to respond to this.
>>64553632
R A R E F L A G
>>64553653
Yet you did, and gave him a (You) in the process
Come on lad
>>64553632
Asian promotions have better ring girls than the UFC, but that's because the UFC has awful ring girls.
Also
>I get mad when people like asian girls
lol
>>64553608
Or I make fiscally conservative moves with my money, thus I see your actions as moronic, and something a below average human would spend their money on. Tbqh I own more than one house and make wise investments, but you spending a 100 here and a 100 there and trying to justify it by saying it's small amounts and anyone who disagrees with me is "working class" shows how pigheaded you are. Enjoy being "average"
>>64553653
>>64553658
>>64553668
thanks for the (you)s
UFC needs a thick-type ring girl. Like those South Americans, you know the type right?
>>64553667
I am not a clever man. I have no shame in admitting I've been bested.
>>64553692
Happy new year then breh.
>>64553692
(You) culture is destroying the cultural harmony of these lands :(
>>64553697
Bogan bush pigs and abos?
BREH
>>64553691
nope, I'll stick with my original assessment.
Cuck chat starts in 40 bings
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/30/10688472/live-chat-ufc-195-preview-rizin-results-mma-in-2015-in-review-and-more
>>64553814
thanks senpai, post the youtube live stream
whats for lunch heem?
i think i'ma make an egg sandwich maybe
>>64553697
how thick we talking
>>64551039
jesus christ what did the ref think he was going to do?? pull a matt hamill on him?
>>64553621
Didnt realise germany wanted to appeal to refugecucks that much
People cry about syrians here too but I havent seen one
>>64550998
Condit will outsrike Lawler for 3 rounds then eat a right hand in the 4th and drop dead
why is Nicolas Dalby not even ranked top 15 despite winning 14 and losing 0?
>>64553591
Serbia knows what's up.
>>64553920
Cause he's shit
>>64553920
Literally who?
That's why
>>64553920
Because he has 1 (one) win in the UFC. It was also a split decision over an untangled opponent.
>>64553621
you have to be trolling
>>64553962
based turks, tam cok güzel AMK.
>>64553867
Thicker!!
>>64553468
>>64553482
Serbia BTFO
https://www.instagram.com/p/_5QBfWqGvY
>>64553867
this is a midget i think
>>64551897
I was wondering the same thing this week hermano.
>tfw I could heem every here
>>64550754
Thats not a goldie-ism, dummy.
A goldie-ism is when the fighters are blasting each other and he says something like "Fighter x has been training under the great Firas Zahabi, who also coached former UFC welterweight champion Georges St Pierre."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-LW8AURLA4
Lawler's favorite fighter is Rockhold
>>64554262
Lawler confirmed for smarter than Rockhold, ironically.
>>64552852
Damn Johnson will be 0-3 in his last fights after this.
Live chat starting any minute
https://youtu.be/zMvMBTV9Cs4
>>64554262
because they both get sweet adidas sponsorship money.
Btw, I'd really like to know why Rockhold and Lawler got the adidas sponsorship and not some other flashy or interesting fighters
>>64554217
I call weird shit Goldie does Goldie-isms, if you try to stop me I'll wrestlefuck you into a controversial split decision that then leads to a questionable rematch when we're both out of our primes
>>64554378
There aren't judges on the street, kid. Hugging won't get you anywhere from me. I would butcher you from the bottom and then get to my feet and take your head clean off.
>>64554348
I would really like to fite him. I don't know why.
>>64553360
Nice bro.
Not only are you going to achieve a heightened sense of awareness, but the (You)s from poorfags are already coming in.
>>64554348
>unironically watching the cuck thomas show
>>64553691
When you earn minimum wage, you have yo be careful with your purchasing decisions.
> Tbqh I own more than one house
No you dont.
I'll give three (You)s to whoever can tell me the song being played at in the latest embedded
https://youtu.be/vfpPmeUEyk0?t=49
>>64554565
at 0:48*
https://amp.twimg.com/v/43e15b9b-dffc-4da4-959c-50e7e248699c
Why are George and his nephews talking like fags?
>>64553608
I guess some people just have different outlooks on money. I have a lot of money but I definitely consider money 'wasted' when its spent on shit products or stuff that does literally nothing like Onnit products.
It's more about not supporting shitty businesses than actually parting with the cash.
>>64551693
rude
why can't we just watch some fightpass together and hit the bong
Guise, i didn't know Rizin would be a two day event
What did I lose last night?
which of these fighters are worth following on snapchat?
Jessica Eye: evil1eye
Andre "Touchy" Fili - touchyfili
Brian "T-City" Ortega - briantcity
Nate Diaz - natediaz209
UFC - ufcglobal
Cris Cyborg - pinkbeltfit
cage potato - cagepotatomma
Lorenz Larkin - da_monsoon
Vanessa Hanson - vanessahanson
David Michaud - bulldawgufc
Kelvin Gastelum - kelgas170
UFC Europe - ufceurope
Vallie-Flagg - ikevf
Yancy Medeiros - yancymedeiros
Brittney Palmer - brittneypalmer1
Joe Lauzon - JoeLauzonDotCom
Shay Walsh - shaywalshmma
Chrissy - chrissy_blair
Cub Swanson - cubbybearpics
TJ Dillashaw - tjdillashaw
Jamie Varner - jamievarner
Louis Smolka - lastsamuraiufc
UFC girl Red Dela Cruz - red_delacruz
Sergio Pettis - sergpettis
Mike Wilkinson - wilkyasw
Max Holloway - maxblessedmma
Zak Cummings - zakcummings_mma
Scott Askham - askhamufc
[unconfirmed] Rampage - rampage4real
Elias Theodorou - judochop69
Lance Palmer - lancepalmer145
Cody Garbrandt - cody_nolove
Nicolas Dalby - nicolasdalby
Arianny Celeste - ariannyceleste
Jason Ellis - ellismate41
Ian McCall - unclecreepy1
UFC girl Jamillette Gaxiola - JamilletteG
Bellator - bellatornation
Matheus Nicolau (Nova União fighter, fought in Shooto Brazil) - Matheus.mma
Urijah Faber - urijahfaber1
>>64554668
You missed PRIDE v.2
>>64553621
>>64553621
If Germans don't care about Germany than neither do I. Let them burn
Did anyone notice Satoshi Ishii walking out to Chrono Cross music the other day?
Y-yeah me neither
>>64554394
you'd get mucked
he's like 6'4"
>>64553908
Have you ever watched a condit fight before
First 2 rounds hes not that active, as the fight goes he gets more deadly. If anything expect him to finish in the 4th
But lawler gets berserk in the 5th so I dont see condit winning that round
>>64554672
>following male fighters on snapchat or insta
>>64554668
>tfw visiting the senpaitachi in another state
Gonna be driving during the fights, cant even watch it with heem.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/30/10688310/ufc-khabib-nurmagomedov-love-fight-anthony-pettis-for-vladimir-putin-russia-patriot-mma
>>64554823
driving at 1am?
>robbie lawler is black
>has a ginger son
is it his wife's son or something?
>>64554773
Don't worry it's not going to the 5th round. As I said, Condit will put on a clinic until Lawler throws a bomb.
If I'm wrong I'll draw a dutch flag in my ass and post it
>>64554858
He's a lorry driver
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
>>64554858
Oh woops, I had assumed the spike tv thing was live for some stupid reason.
Same difference though I'll be at my grandma's house.
>>64554860
robbie is part asian, not part black you tosspot
>>64554860
Robbie Lawler isn't black, he's Filipino
like John Dodson
>>64554930
does grandma have wifi?
>>64554933
flips are black tbf
>>64554951
I know what your saying but I'm not that autistic my man.
>>64554976
you're just not a real fight fan, my man.
Why is Carlos Condit fighting for the belt?
Where is Hendricks, Woodley, and Maia at?
>>64550149
Story here?
So 1am est is when the fedor card starts? So maybe 2 or 3 am Fedor fights? I'm west coast so I guess I can stay up that late. Depends if I have to work tomorrow or not.
>>64553043
how is Aerts an underdog? Baruto has no MMA, bjj or stand up or wrestling training. He has done some basics of MMA for maximum of 4 months. He has nothing. Also, he has really bad knees. so what's up with that?
>>64550878
>McGregor vs Mendes
Why?
It was an ok fight, but not even top 50 for the year.
>>64555001
>implying I wont be using my dvr footage to create an hour long youtube breakdown of the fedor fight
I call it the friday afternoon analyzer.
How are you going to feel when Fedor gets taken out in one punch like McGregor vs. Aldo?
>>64554680
I just watched the opening ceremonies
So much hype
Did you guys watch it live from a YouTube feed or something?
>>64555056
Aerts is old and has came out of retirement on short notice (no prep) and Baruto is probably on jezus juice.
Also the little thing about weighing almost 200 kilos.
>>64555003
hendrick is too fat to cut weight
novody gives a shit about woodly
maia didn't have a solid claim when the fight was scheduled
>>64555099
It was on TV here.
>>64555003
Woodley's getting the next title shot, and I'd guess the winner of Wonderboy - Hendricks gets the one after that. I think Maia needs a win or two more under his belt before he gets it. Maybe have him fight the loser of Condit-Lawler.
>>64555003
Woodley is a shit coward
Hendricks is a fat entitled cunt
Maia hasn't beat any contenders yet
I could literally heem anyone in this thread
>>64555160
You're a fucking pussy bosse.
>>64555160
i made your mum tap out last night
>>64555106
>confirmed for not knowing anything about the fight game.
Aerts is one of the trainers of Baruto. He knows Baruto's every weakness. Striking technique doesn't just disappear with aging compared to Baruto's non-existing technique. Baruto wont get close to Aerts in this match and even if he does, he has no ida what to do next. I am betting 2000€ for Aerts.
Put together the next Rizin card.
Good fights:
>Fedor vs. Sergei Kharatonov
>Aoki vs. Marcin Held
>Sakuraba vs. Paul Daley
>Hideo Tokoro vs. Kid Yamamoto
>Ken Shamrock vs. Mark Kerr
>Tyrone Spong vs. Kyotaro Fujimoto (k1 rules)
Other fights:
>Kiril Sidolnokov vs. Vadim Nemkov
>Jaideep Singh vs. Satoshi Ishii
>Kaido Hoovelson vs. Bob Sapp
>Kron Gracie vs. Hideo Tokoro
>>64555259
>Sakuraba vs. Paul Daley
>Ken Shamrock vs. Mark Kerr
fuck you
>>64555259
fuck, just realized I listed Tokoro twice.
>>64555259
Ernesto hoost vs Bas Rutten
>mfw crocop could have signed to lellator instead of ufc and be fighting tonight juiced to the gills
Real talk lads, is conor the only current champ that isn't a jesusfreak?
>>64555369
Bas said he can't even do his signiture jump anymore without blowing his knees out.
So Rizin would probably give him Cheick Kongo or Vitaly Minakov.
>>64555381
>new org with no drug testing pops up
>all the old pride stars like Fedor, Sakuraba, Heath Herring, Mark Coleman, and TK come out of retirement
Too bad UFC still has Cro Cop, Nog, and Wands contracts, or I'm sure we'd see them back to can crushing while juiced beyond belief in Rizin too.
>>64555433
>don't ask Christ for strength
>winning a world title
How would that work?
>>64555433
Luke
>>64555433
Is Mighty Mouse a christfag? Ive never heard him thank god. He seems to smart for that. Ive never heard TJ thank god either... or Luke.
So it looks like you didnt think too hard about your question before posting. You should work on that.
>>64555488
Just fucking heem me breh
>>64555433
what does that tell u canuck?
better start praying
>>64555488
god dan the ufc, release wandy, cro cop, diaz, chael
let em all go fight in rizin
>>64555543
>Ive never heard him thank god. He seems to smart for that.
>>64555571
>next Rizin card gets Chael vs. Wanderlei, with them both allowed to roid as much as they want
>Juiced up Cro Cop rematching Nogeura
>Sakuraba vs. Nick Diaz
Goddamn, I can't fucking wait.
>>64555216
Well I'm sure you're completely right Estonia. You vast fighting prowess are more than evident. Good luck in spending your city budget on a bet.
Rockhold vs Gustafsson
Five rounds
At 205
Who wins?
What if wandy did fight in rizin? How much weight do those ufc contacts hold overseas?
>>64555803
Rockhold, Gus would spend half the fight turning his back and running away
>>64555840
If he did, they'd sue him. Aren't they suing him already? For saying they fixed fights?
>A prease watchu lizin
Bob Sapp lives up the street from me, how should i congratulate him if he heems Akebono?
>>64555433
>white people dancing
lol you guys should just stop trying
>>64553920
1 ufc win by dec, and a draw. top 25 for sue, but needs to fight to move up. dalby/covington or something would help
>>64555886
buy him a hot dog brander
Alright, cuck chat is wrapping up.
Time to listen to a couple of neckbeards' take on the fights this weekend
https://youtu.be/sz2gjfrCkTc
>>64556030
Ah man, I thought you were gonna link care/dont
care
>>64554926
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
ufc best of 2015 is on fs1 at 7 est tonight
watch that then rizin, gonna b a comfy night
>>64556224
Nice I'll shitpost along with you in 4 bongs
>>64556140
hammerfists should be illegal, they're 12 to 6 and hit with the forearm/wrist often which are just as hard as the elbow
>>64556224
You know that's a rerun, right?
>>64556471
whats a rerun ?
>>64556510
The UFC's best of 2015 already premiered on FS1, I wasn't sure if you thought tonight's showing was the first. It's pretty good all around, definitely worth watching
when is rizin exactly
>>64556576
10 bongs, roughly
>>64556613
>go to sleep
>wake up
>rizin starts
noice
>>64556625
get a job
>>64556930
You realize it's 9pm for the guy, right? He's going to bed and waking up for the card
What a goof
Getting closer to the fight I'm getting more and more scared by the thought of Condit getting his face rolled like Lawler did with Rory.
I also think Carlos always ate too many punches as well in fights against 'lesser' fighters but a guy with power like Lawler might put him to sleep.
Are my fears justified heem? :(
>>64556930
>spic education
>>64551312
fixed fights happen in order to make money from sports betting. So having the underdog win makes sense.
>>64552964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItvpJaStpsg
Rizin looks like a freakshow. Also, Fedor. I'm excited.
>>64557037
Condit will put up a fight, but yes, there will be blood.
>>64557037
You bet they are. I feel like Blood God Lawler's power will ultimately be too much for Condit, either in the form of an accumulated beat down in line with the Rory fight or a vicious power heem
>>64557155
true murrican hero
>>64550349
Dude are you a US military personnel or what?
>>64557155
>Dan Henderson will die in your lifetime
What's more impressive, Stipe's fiancee or Carlos' messy house?
Last night I had a dream that Conor was fighting Aldo in a rematch which was being held in a massive stadium in Rio. The fight went pretty much like the first one, and Conor knocked Aldo out in the first round after just a few exchanges. As I left the stadium I heard a lot of screaming and turned around to see Conor charging in my direction, drenched in blood, holding the head of Aldo in his hands as he screamed "Eire!!!". He made his way to the favelas, parading the head through the street and drinking the blood, acting like a madman. He placed Aldo's head at the doorway to the shack he grew up in and everyone around him cheered.
I woke up with the most intense feeling of dread and terror that I've felt in a while. It was so bad that I couldn't get back to sleep, which is annoying because I work overnight shifts.
>>64557409
>>64557265
his bomb on Bisping was uncalled for
He's nothing but another run of the mill brute, another American wrestler who abuses the right hand
>>64557435
Lawler raising his wifes son
>>64557501
Robbie could have been a redhead when he was younger, you know
>>64557479
hendo is the original murrican' wrestler who abuses the right hand
>>64557472
>Last night I had a dream
these were never funny
stop
>>64557581
Wasn't that Frye?
>>64557581
then he foreshadowed the cancer in MMA
>>64557198
its a refreshing change of pace from the conventional mma organizations of the past years.
>tfw got so used to watching UFC that i was hype as fuck when i saw the first soccer kick
>Kevin Souza released
>mfw reebok is in charge of the paperwork and Jacare gets released instead
I'd pay for an Arlovski-Dodson fight
>>64557472
I believe it
I would pay for literally any ppv the UFC puts out.
>Pacquiao dodging Crawford for a third fight with Bradley
zzzzzzzzz
>>64557788
Y-Yeah me too. I get eight or ten buddies over. Everybody brings something to eat, beer and chips in 5€ for the PPV and we have a great time.
>>64557840
>boxing
zzzzzzzzz
>>64557788
how many people here actually buy ppvs? i only bought 189 and 194 because i want to support conor. ufc.tv has a pretty good setup for watching events
>>64557840
>pacquiao dodging CRAWFORD
are you stupid? It's Bob Arum who doesnt to risk a loss for his future golden boy
>>64557692
kevin souza is merely a free agent, not fired so to speak. I wonder if ufc is waiting till they get the yearly paperwork sorted before hiring these free agents.
>>64557855
>I get eight or ten buddies over
more like eight or ten million amirite
>>64557855
>tfw my friends are grown men who only want to discuss anime, films, and video games while making fun of anything remotely masculine
how long before zuffa buys rizin?
>tfw I could heem everybody here
>>64556625
dude, I laugh every time somebody writes "noice" because of that Bro Santa sketch from Jimmy Fallon.
>>64558098
500 bongs
>>64558137
Source?
>>64558069
I know that feel
>they all play Magic: The Gathering despite being mid-twenties
>only watch anime
>all obese
>I lift, don't like anime or Magic, and do MMA
>they laugh at lifting and MMA. Call it gay
>just play MMOs all day.
Being a physics grad student is suffering.
>>64558151
it's a prank bro
>>64558110
>everybody
atta boy
>>64558168
Oh lol am I going to be on YouTube?
Who is Luke Rockhold? That nobody
>>64558200
not my boy thats for sure
>>64558167
>play magic
>only casually with 2 old friends I know from past high school/gymnasium times
>be certified true fucking fite fan™
>lift
>would practice kickboxing if it wasn't for my injured foot
>don't watch anime
>don't play MMOs
W-We can be friends, if you like.
>Conor #3 on the ufc p4p rankings
>RDA #8
What the actual fuck?
RDA says he has good news to announce soon and he should be fighting early in 2016.
Conor confirmed for ducking Frankie.
>>64558353
There are rumours for a card in texas with RDA vs. Conrad and Cejudo vs. Mighty Mouse.
>>64558321
>knockout the p4p #1 in 13 seconds
he should be #1 2bh
>>64558321
The p4p rankings are made out of "selected media members". In other words, its bullshit. Some Bruzilian MMA website bumped McGregor down 8 spots and moved Aldo one spot up after they fought. It's literally bullshit: the rankings.
>>64558353
Some literally-who website says that their "source" confirmed that RDA and McGoobs will fight in Dallas in March.
>>64558321
>has never defended the belt, ever
>#3 P4P in the world
Guys, can Schaub unretire and fight Fedor in Rizin?
>>64558392
technically he won the belt in july and this was he first defence
>>64558321
Conor beat Aldo in 13 seconds is probably the reason
>>64558353
https://youtu.be/ijT22s48af0
Would /heem/ watch my card?
>>64558430
That was literally a toy belt
>>64558385
>king conor blessing the manlets with his noombers
what a nice lad
>>64558476
I'd pirate it the next morning.
Sorry I just got back from swimming in the ocean what did I miss?
Who /stuckinthemud/ here?
>>64558476
>Wand vs. Sonnen
I can't let it get close.
>>64558476
>no Nick Diaz
no
>>64558619
UFC LW is becoming the meme central. it's the future, get over it.
No matter who Conor fights, they'll be saying the UFC is coddling him
When are you just going to accept that Conor is the greatest fighter on the planet
>>64558716
>in his last 4 fights, he fought Poirier, Mendes, and Aldo
Pretty sure no one is saying his coddled.
Is this any good?
>>64558716
Get off his dick faggot
do you guys have off of work for new year's eve? i might take off to watch rizin
>>64558805
its literally unplayable. it takes like 20 headkicks to knock someone out
>>64558849
Back to street fighter it is.
>>64558818
no i retired 12 years ago
>>64553867
this is what every mexican girl looks like if they stay in really good shape after their mid 20s
>>64558892
Like midgets?
>>64558716
people have stopped saying hes being coddled and started saying he will loose his next fight. everytime people are convinced that conor is in over his head but he always pulls it off. i wonder what they will say when frankie and rda are sleeping
>>64558716
DEY SAY I TALK AND I TALK AND I TALK
WELL GUESS FOOKIN WHAT
I BACK IT UP
I BACK IT UP
>>64558849
That's because you're probably kicking them with no stamina
>>64558805
Undisputed games were much better
Conor vs Overeem on two weeks notice, how would it go ?
>>64558805
I have the EA boxing game. Ids bretty good.
>>64559008
Overeem knees Conor in the body and kills him.
is there gonna be a heemspeak tonight doing english commentary/fight companion during rizin?
australia bro is pretty good with commentary
Will Rockhold defend his belt vs Romero successfully?
JUST
>>64559306
If i were a janitor i would heem you.
>>64559269
yes
>>64558805
Just get WMMA. Way better.
>>64559269
>heemspeak
>>64559342
You think I would just sit there and let you heem me?
>>64559381
>i'm too scared to talk on a mic on the internet, (mommy might hear me)
come on heemspeak and i'll verbally heem u boy
>>64559269
I'm up for it.
how did reebok manage to make uniforms gayer than baseball's?
Freetheanonsufuk, did you get the weed? You never came back breh.
>mfw people suddenly pretend RDA is elite because he beat Cowboy Cerrone and the Mexican kid from the Wheaties box
>>64559425
>I enjoy talking to my cool Internet friends, it helps me practice how I can talk with people in the real world
>>64559371
>>64558476
Which is better and where do I get it from?
Someone give me a ETA on rizin now
Do you think Couture is disappointed in his son?
>>64559576
It's not just that he won but it's how he won you faggot
>>64559616
he'll peak in his 40s
Cain Valesquez is not Mexican
>>64559576
I was inclined to throw a supportive argument your way but then I realized your flag and all I have to ask you is:
How many potatoes does your sister charge for an "Around the World"?
>>64559606
Sideways sequels. Neither is better, they are just different.
>>64559607
10 hours c/;^{D
Anyone have webms of the last few Rizin finishes? 4chin crashed and I haven't seen anyone post the nice King Mo finish or that Lithuanian guy
>>64559788
wew lad.
>>64558321
Beating the guy who was formerly #1 on the list will do that.
>>64559469
yes i got the weed my nigga, still got a little bit left saving it for 195 if i can
i smoked, watched the diaz fight, watched the overeem fight then passed the fuck out drunk af
>>64558321
That fight was for DA NUMBA HWUN SPOT
>>64559918
Epic night bro
>>64559918
Epic bro xD
>>64559922
based, thanks lad. Don't suppose you have any of the last few fight's finishes?
>>64559594
>talking to ppl in the real world
dude we just bantz and watch fights
dont b jelly cuz u watch fights alone
if ur a real fight fan, u get a few friends, u get on heemspeak, u link up ur illegal streams, u have a few beers, some food, and u have a good time.
>>64556389
12 to 6 elbows should be legal
>>64559918
Proper lad! Did you steal his shoes?
>>64559576
Cowboy isn't champion level honestly. If Khabib could stay healthy for more than 30 seconds he would've beat him and Cowboy never would've got that title fight in the first place
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>>64559940
Only other one I made. Sakuraba's beating was too long to webm. Ref wanted to make sure Sakuraba's last couple brain cells got destroyed.
>>64558476
>sokoudjou v king mo
jej
>>64559954
nah i let him keep his shoes, had to do it quick so i could smoke n watch diaz put on a stockton beatdown
>>64559929
>>64559928
it was definitely a fun night on heemspeak
thanks for the (you)'s
>>64560007
Makes sense. Either way, a night of fun was had!
>>64556389
and there should be no kicking either,and only open handed slaps with the padded part of the glove on the palm.
Someone could get hurt you know.
>>64550306
Adderall + Cheque drops
Adderall for focus, Cheque drops for psychotic aggression. Perfect combo.
You'd have to take them a few hours before though, not right when you walk in
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