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Upcoming MMA events:
12/29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
12/31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
1/2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condito
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Snek v Cruz
1/29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Sage Show
2/6 - UFC 196: Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/k8aj0PHsey8
Thread Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAioqvHzkkQ
>195 Embedded
Episode 1: http://youtu.be/6h5qsu3sP-Y [Embed]
195 Countdown: Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
195 Countdown: Arlovski vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
195 Extended Preview: https://youtu.be/EzKaI8i3b4Y
>Results from Rizin
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/29/10682764/rizin-results-shinya-aoki-batters-kazushi-sakuraba-king-mo-lawal
>preview of Brandao vs Ortega
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/29/10682764/rizin-results-shinya-aoki-batters-kazushi-sakuraba-king-mo-lawal
>Road FC experimenting with new scoring systems:
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/finally-someone-is-getting-rid-of-the-10-point-must-scoring-system
Legal Free Fights:
Arlovski vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/M6SQud1iYXE
>Lawler vs Koscheck
https://youtu.be/keICcOxl93k
>Condit vs Kim
http://youtu.be/Q-C2a-KOfJA
>Miocic vs Hunt
https://youtu.be/MKaZDsH84uA
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Snek vs Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
>Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams
https://youtu.be/hWiusdy1miI
>Official Strawpoll:
http://strawpoll.me/6397658
1st ofr vanfanzh
Good thread thanks
3rd for Schaub
>>64540207
Dana pls go, she's finished
>What type of brow ridge do you want?
You now remember Carla Esparza
>serbia is now in the thread wars
>>64540245
thats scar tissue
>people who think athletes who are competing for millions arent doing everything they can to gain an advantage
Just look at Conor and his weightcutting, dude is willing to risk some serious braindamage for it
>>64540194
>preview of Brandao vs Ortega
>
>>64540249
>>64540245
damn his neck was huge
>>64540260
>who are competing for millions
>>64540245
This is like a before and after for kids whose parents put them through fat camp
i find it disgusting and disturbing that people are accusing holly holm of using PEDs. there is no evidence of it and her upbringing completely counteracts their argument.
>>64540253
Nah, I'll just wanted to be the Jon Jones a few times as well as propagate slavshit.
>>64540215
Thank you, this eases my crushing sense of self worth.
>>64540270
It's mostly a copy pasted thread. Its a clever ruse that survived. I even attempted to proof read.
>>64540249
literally unfair size advantage
excelllent thread op
if you were in the ufc, at what point would you break in a fight?
prolly if i'm getting outclassed on the feet like ronda/holly, or pounded on the ground like rockhold/weidman
how hard are you heem?
>Fabio Maldonado released from the UFC
Welp
>>64540299
>Upcoming MMA events:
12/29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
You blew it
>>64540249
did she retire?
>>64540245
Why do wrestlers have such a huge neck?
>>64540306
When I feel something is horribly wrong, like eyedamage for example.
>>64540312
>I never have to see him get his brains beat in again
Thank god, it felt so bad every time.
>>64540328
no she was injured, she's training again
>>64540332
Because they do neckbridges all day long
>Takes a lot of energy to be a rock star Joe!
https://youtu.be/LyXJtkE_sQE?t=1m27s
Gus finally beat an african american
>>64540332
bridges
>>64540332
wrestlers use their head to help push the other guy to the side
>>64540312
The feels
>>64540306
THAT is my boy! whoever showed up in the rockhold fight was not my boy. i want my boy back ;(
holy crap, I need a webm of that sweet hook from the Felipe Efrain vs. Yuki Motoya Rizin fight.
RIP to all the champs we lost this year:
Carla Esparza
Ronda Rousey
Chris Weidman
Hoesay Aldo
Anthony Pettis
Jon Jones*
Cain Memelasquez
>>64540388
I got 3 for you, family
How good will Sea Level Werdum be?
>>64540429
>Sea Level Werdum
This is surprisingly overlooked.
Cain Valesquez is not Mexican
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/681971745725677569
HELWANI BTFO YA GOOF
Cathal Pendred is not an Irishman.
>>64540462
mild kek, based Dana
>>64540415
>>64540431
>>64540446
does rizin just put together all mismatches to get finishes?
>>64540462
Must be a real joy working under this man
>lawler has brown hair (used to)
>wife has brown hair
>kid has red hair
is lawler a cuck?
https://www.instagram.com/p/_3qxraICPY
Find a flaw
>>64540515
lawler has freckles. hes probably carrying some redhead genes
>>64540505
can't wait for Conor fuck him over by starting McGregor Promotions when his stock is at an all time high
>>64540415
>>64540431
>>64540446
Mmmmhmmm... yeah, this is the stuff. Thanks, senpai.
>>64540532
everything
>>64540515
Brown hair is a dominant trait, it's possible they both carry the recessive gene and they both passed it on to the kid
>>64540532
>you will never fuck comfy JJ from behind
>TK coming back
>Fedor coming back
>Sakuraba coming back
>Heath Herring wishes to come back
>Mark Coleman wishes to come back
Weird how a new org with drug testing comes out, and all the Pride superstars want back in the game. I fully expect Cro Cop and Nogueira
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3usXz1Irg
>>64540544
The UFC monopolopoly would crush him fedor style
>>64540532
>flatfooted
>zero head movement
>/heem/ can't get UFC 194 right with multiple picks
>Khabib gets 5/5
>watching 195 embedded
>thinking back to when the 194's were coming out with mystic mac
>get nostalgic
any1 else?
>>64540601
I fully expect Cro Cop and Nogueira to come back for next years New Years Eve card.
>>64540616
not really
>>64540612
So what?
>>64540610
>6 time kickboxing world champ
>>64540603
heem sleepy
>>64540612
i bet serbia could outpick him he's the best
>>64540632
youre all cucks
>>64540601
>mark coleman
wasnt he dieing a couple months ago and begging for money?
>>64540603
Noice.
>>64540653
>dieing
What the hell mate
>>64540673
Yes it's true he was near death
Just read on the UG that Ronda Rousey got popped for HIV
That could explain her poor performance
>>64540653
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-Hall-of-Famer-Mark-Coleman-Wishes-He-Could-Fight-for-Rizin-on-New-Years-Eve-97781
>“Look at Ken Shamrock, Royce Gracie coming back. I’d love to fight one of those two guys in Rizin,”
He'd probably beat most of the UFC's top 10 currently, btw.
>>64540678
It's pronounced: dying.
>>64540692
Remember kids, everthing you read on the internet is true!
>>64540282
Diaz gets 20k / 20k afaik
>>64540697
>pronounced
What's going on guys. I hope you don't mind if I "blog" but MMA isn't good anymore. I don't watch it anymore but I check your threads out once in a while. Looking at the OP I recognized Datsik. He was from my day. You don't get fighters like that anymore. People like Renzo, Sakuraba, Igor, Cro Cop, Murilio Bustamante, Royce, Rampage, motherfucking the Iceman Chuck Liddell. Tito fucking Ortiz, Ken and Frank Shamrock. BJ Penn,Gomi, Brock Lesnar, Randy, Vitor, Wanderlei, Fedor. Real motherfucking fighters. Only real fighters I see today are Diego, Nick and Nate, Conor and Robbie and that's it. Everyone else sucks big fat fucking dick. And now you have women fights too. What the fuck is that trash? If UFC wants to be good again they need to bring some of the guys back. It's all boring as fuck now. The rules have ruined the sport too. Ultimate Fighting is about real fighting. Which means no rules. I'm just saying. Don't be strangers guys.
>>64540306
The Aoki/Sakuraba last night was worse than that.
>>64540723
Excuse me, spelled.
>>64540649
>mfw
><3
>>64540706
It could explain her poor performance against Holly Holmes.
>>64540752
Slightly triggered desu
Can someone explain the me while first rounds in Rizin all have different times? The first one had 10 minutes on it, and the one I'm watching only had 3:50 or so.
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2517186/4chan-spreading-RR-rumor/?pc=19
>>64540462
Helwani makes me feel uneasy whenever i see him /heem/, why is that? I really would love to see that rat replaced with a bro tier personality.
>>64540734
I could tell I would one-punch you by reading that
You say Conor, I say BJ Penn
You say Robbie Lawler, I say GSP
You say Cain Velasquez, I say Fedor Emelianenko
You say Jon Jones, I say Tito Ortiz
You say Brock Lesnar, I say Ken Shamrock
You say Luke Rockhold, I say take a hike you shithead!
95% of /heem/ these days watch the same crappy MMA over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still watches REAL MMA on UFC Fight Pass, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least five threads. Don't let the spirit of NHB die!
>>64540777
le evil 4chan strikes again!!!!
i'd never go to that site
>>64540777
There was another thread that was deleted by mods. It had pictures and everything. Seemed plausible at least.
>>64540791
>You say Jon Jones, I say Tito Ortiz
lol.
>You say Brock Lesnar, I say Ken Shamrock
Who says Brock Lesnar?
>>64540789
Probably wouldn't even take a punch 2bh
Just tell him to look into your eyes and he'll break faster than all of them
>>64540306
>"serbian ninja, you ready? You ready? Lets get it on!"
>run across the cage
>violently pull guard
>engage /full guard thuggery/ mode
>butched 'im from d bott'm
>hellbows and stockton slaps
>sink in a cheeky triangle
>flex
This is also a formula to solve any and all conflicts.
>>64540791
Consider yourself upvoted, my dear friend.
>>64540791
>You say Robbie Lawler, I say GSP
>>64540697
>pronounced
>>64540868
Leave him alone
He's my boy
>>64540877
Your boy is a jabroni
>>64540800
Pictures of what? How do you shop somehome HIV positiv?
>>64540944
no u
>>64540462
Helwani suing the UFC when?
>>64540544
>Kavanagh co-founds an mma promotion
>>64540980
kek that's pretty fucked
What did she mean by this?
>>64540993
back to reddit
>>64540980
Do people just believe this shit without literally spending 5 minutes on Google?
>>64540955
Don't you have some plain oatmeal to eat?
No flavor
>>64541012
;_;
That's low lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6G9-69iVX0
randleman looked like this at 17/18
elite fast twitch genetics when lads?
>>64540999
she means boys (guys under 6ft) will be boys and always try to flirt with young girls
and MEN (guys over 6ft) are what they should wait for
>>64540999
Do you think she's going to collaborate on that photo shoot?
>mfw sat here hitting the R key on /heem/ eating a pack of Peanut Butter Oreos
>mfw I have no face
Don't leave me lads
>>64540999
That you have to be at least a millionaire to fuck her
>>64540462
jesus christ. dana is an absolute savage
Hey pussy, are you still here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3g6ID4ogLg
>>64540462
ya fuckin GOOF
>>64541068
I bet I could take you down
Where can I download or watch Rizin?
plz brehs
>>64541139
YouTube you shitstain
>>64541139
www.google.com
you dumb fucking australian
>>64541139
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5oqFLJf6gH0fSoRupHS2w/videos
More heems please.
>>64541139
You got all the fights right here breh
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5oqFLJf6gH0fSoRupHS2w
>>64541159
thank you my portueguese friend and ally
>>64540999
You have to be an Arab Sheikh with millions of dollars to spend for her to even acknowledge your existence.
>>64541175
Or 6'+
Face the Pain vs Joe Rogan
Which one would you remove from PPVs?
>>64541162
nothing more satisfying than seeing pac getting heem'd so brutally. there was a philpino kid I knew in college and he looked depressed for like a week straight after this fight.
>>64541181
No a sheikh
>>64540999
ricky btfo
>>64541189
I want Rogan to do a cover of Face the pain and it be the new UFC theme.
Holy shit is this guy literally the GOAT tribute trailer man?
Jones
http://youtu.be/LLjVh1bO6mE
Werdum
http://youtu.be/CKI2wHixJl8
Joanna
http://youtu.be/7heerd9dSZI
When is Jones coming to take his belt back?
>>64541194
>disliking pacquiao
fuck outta here goof
>>64541189
joe rogan
i have no problem with shit music, god knows most walkout songs are shit as well. but rogan bullshits and is annoying.
>>64540791
you gotta add Weidman and Silva to this
>>64540348
Is based Karelin wearing Reebok?
>>64541162
>dem corporate sponsors
I SAID I WOULD KO HOESAY STIFF IN THE FIRST ROUND
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
>>64541209
I liked him until all that shit post-MayPac. all those dumb excuses and how he thought he won.
nigga you got sent to school.
>>64541205
Werdum is the only good one.
Jones is a rip-off from an old Anderson Silva highlight/tribute
>>64541195
Yeah right like Vanessa is going to boink some short ass sheik
>>64541225
I WILL ELIMINATE CHAD MINI MENDES
>>64541236
It's not speculation. It's literally fact casual.
>>64541253
Prove they bopped he just gave her money and she didn't even boink
>>64541227
>disliking manny for that one fight
Maybe his shoulder was fucked maybe it wasnt, he would have lost either way. They should've fought 5 years earlier.
>>64541253
>>64541276
why though, she's basically the ugliest.
>>64541298
m8 she's literally perfect
>>64541238
YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT THAT WORLD TITLE IS NEXT
https://youtu.be/4-nYYc_Koq8?t=368
i miss her lads. the ufc needs a role model of her caliber
>>64541298
Irrelevant Vanessa doesn't engage in coitus with short guys and there's no hard evidence to suggest otherwise
>>64540298
She might be on roids, but it's hypocritical to point fingers at her while Ronda has very manly shoulders and traps.
Chris Weidman got destroyed by Luke Rockhold
>>64541291
>thinking manny wins this fight ever
hes a counter punchers dream
>>64541332
that's just an "athletic" 20something with a weird face. almost all the other girls, except the plastic surgery one, is better imo
also they should just stop with those clappy and fake smiley girls, really detracts from the sport no homo. put them in the cage and see how they fare there.
>>64541380
that's just your internalized racism that prevents you from admiring a brown woman
>>64541380
Shut up fuck off to reddit Vanessa does more for the sport than your shitty country ever has or will
Go suck on one of those famous Norway rocks in your barren wasteland
>>64541334
You're being a huge DNB right now
>>64541207
Maybe as soon as April
>>64541366
Because he made a fairly preventable mistake
Before that it was a back and forth fight that Weidman was starting to get advantage of
It'll be interesting to see them fight again when Rockhold is hopefully healthier
>>64540207
>'stop fighting just be hot and do podcasts'
ahahahah
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3ynm7s/2015_fight_of_the_year_robbie_lawler_vs_rory/
does this make you sick to read some of the comments?
>"that was the best fight in all of combat sports that i have witnessed in recent memory"
>"With out a doubt this is the fight of the century"
>"Fight of the decade candidate"
why are people so swayed by the theatre of a fight? go back and watch the fight, it's a standard boxing fight, but nothing else. people are easily swayed by the staredown at the end of the 4th and the way it finished, which wasn't even that great, btw.
>>64541334
I dare you to go through this part without chuckling a little bit:
https://youtu.be/4-nYYc_Koq8
>>64541406
there is no need to be upset, or bringing my country into this.
i would say that vanessa and the other useless mannequins are actually detrimental to the sport and ufc.
>>64541397
i would hardly call her brown, but brown is delicious.
>>64541378
m8, he fought the best counterpunchers of his era and the only one he couldnt beat was Floyd. It isnt because Floyd is a counterpuncher as much as it is a testament to how great floyd is.
>>64541465
Dammit, I screwed up the exact timeline:
https://youtu.be/4-nYYc_Koq8?t=485
>>64541458
Not going to bother going there but it was a damn good fight. I rewatched it recently and it was really fun, good back and forth and it was great to see Rory come back after looking like he was almost out and Robbie had him
Top stuff desu
>>64541406
Ring girls are glorified whores and are not needed.
>>64541496
I know your country is overrun by Muslims but damn bro, this hate for women is unwarranted.
UFC best of 2015 is on fs1 right now n
It's pretty entertaining so far
>>64541507
No hate for women. Just stating the truth lad.
>>64541507
lad, they get poopied on by those muslims just to instagram themselves on a yacht
>>64540999
>tall girl
>>64541467
she's mexican or half mexican, so definitely brown
I wonder how much it'd cost to import one of those ONE FC ring grills.
Bisping's record
>loss: Rashad Evans
>loss: Dan Henderson
>loss: Wanderlei Silva
>loss: Chael Sonnen
>loss: Vitor Belfort
Considering his past record against roid monkeys, I don't think he stands a chance against Anderson Silva, desu.
>>64541553
>It's a weaboo post
>>64541334
Huge difference between Pre-184 Ronda and Post-184 Ronda, in my opinion.
>>64541574
>korean chicks
>weaboo
Trayqwan pls
>>64541574
>I get mad when people like asian girls
Ask a guy who's grappled with Jose Aldo and Renan Barao anything
>>64541540
>>64540999
MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://www.ufc.com/octagonGirl/vanessa-Hanson?id=#i=7
>>64541640
>>64541675
>It's a white cuck is obsessed with Asian girls cause they're the easiest chicks on earth post
>>64541458
Eh, people have different opinions. To me, watching a guy fight 4 rounds with a broken nose and then finally submit to the pain isn't really a good fight. To other people it's fantastic. Whatever.
>giving a shit about plastic vanessa
>not wanting goddess chrissy
>>64541748
>5'8"
>115 lbs
>>64541749
>Easiest chicks on earth
>Not trashy Latinas
Hold up senpai
>>64541458
I remember in the gamethread people were bitching that nothing had happened in the first two rounds. It didn't feel like fight of the year watching it live. I guess it just "aged" well.
>>64541749
I like every type of girl but I don't get mad when someone doesn't
>watch the aoki vs sakuraba fight
>sakuraba almost dying
>aoki almost crying after the fight
what the fuck was that referee doing
>>64541748
i wonder what books she reads
When is Claudia scheduled to beat Joanna (again)?
>>64541748
>>64541540
>i'm a reformed bad girl
>>64541898
February
>>64541749
>founding country of black on white interracial porn calling me a cuck
How rude.
gif related: it's whats gonna happen to you if you keep chatting shit
when does the RIZIN part 2 begin???
>>64541932
thank you
>>64541435
>Before that it was a back and forth fight that Weidman was starting to get advantage of
lmao I know you don't actually believe it but it's funny that you said it anyway
>>64541898
>expecting post WADA Claudia to beat based JJ
>>64541946
>biggest consumer of cuck porn calling me a cuck
You're welcome to my guard any time
Goodnight /heem/
>>64541898
Claudia is a qt. I hope she's lost that roid gut with the new testing though.
>>64541980
It's so fedora when brazilians lay on the ground like and invite like that
>>64542031
waiting for when she accuses schaub of rape or something
You had a shit childhood if you support banning steroids.
>>64541963
Well it was before Weidman threw the kick
Don't get nasty with me
>>64542108
Your mother is a whore if you like steroids
>>64540194
kurwa
>>64542137
>>64542108
get a dog
>>64541980
>get absolutely mauled with ground and pound in first round
>act like your opponent is scared of your ground game
That was so fucking cringe worthy.
>>64542031
>this whore claim she's half norwegian
I bet she hasn't even eaten a sheeps head or killed a mountain troll in her lifetime.
>>64542165
get a new meme
>>64542257
I bet your favourite fighter is Conor
>>64542274
I know this is 4chan and all but you seriously cannot fucking say shit like that. That's fucking low bro
>>64542168
Jacare was robbed
>>64542114
Weidman was not gaining an advantage in anything before he threw that stupid kick
>>64542297
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>>64542274
it's actually Dave Bautista
Who is the most underrated fighter right now and why is it Warlley Alves?
>>64542357
Luke was gassing hard Adan
>>64542439
it's actually Dave Bautista
>>64542439
Wonderboy
>>64542496
oh, and if you're going to delete keely, you might as well delete the ring girls too retard, they are both only tangentially related to mma
What does it mean?
>>64542475
Dave Bautista would give a lot of UFC HWs trouble, desu.
>>64542769
>he's stepping in to fight Northcutt on short notice
Donald, no, don't end your career like this
>>64542769
It means that cerrone just can't get enough of humiliation.
>>64541859
At least we know what would have happened to Cowboy if based Herb Dean hadn't stopped it...
>>64542859
Donald would kill Sage
>>64541859
>>64542893
Do we have a webm? Please and thank you.
Guess who
>>64542903
Yeah, no.
Donald is a notoriously slow starter, and isn't very athletic. Sage would hurt him to the body pretty bad in the early seconds, and then get a quick RNC when Donald crumbles. Its a terrible matchup for him.
>>64542980
natty
>>64543004
>he fell for the sage meme
christ kid
>>64542908
I think the beating goes on too long for a webm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZTt3eCIjpM
>>64542769
He wants to get KO'D again.
>>64542980
I can't even get jealous of Sage, he is that kinda guy for some reason, good for him man.
>>64543029
Thanks burger, that is pretty fucking savage. I feel like like Japan would be the first country to come up with a live tv FFA deathmatch if they were allowed.
>>64542903
Wow, thanks for your brilliant insight once again
>>64541859
Who will they match Sakuraba up with next?
Knowing how Japanese matchmaking usually goes, he'll get Fedor, Sergei Kharatonov, King Mo, or if they can recruit him, Alistair Overeem.
>>64542439
Ben Saunders
10th Planet will have its first champ within a couple years in him
how many hours until the next rizin starts?
>>64543121
Hopefully he will never fight again. That man has enough braindamage as it is.
How was Alan Belcher magically able to wreck Palhares on the mat?
>>64540245
Fighters always get their noses flattened.
>>64541470
>he thinks JMM didnt win every single one of those robberies
>>64543175
Paul Harris is a 0/10 mentally. If he fails his kneebar attempt even twice in a fight he completely gives up
>>64543166
Tomorrow evening for us i suppose
>>64543040
yeah, he's one of those guys that society says you should hate and be jealous of but it's really hard to
>>64543208
>JMM unironically believes he won them
Pacquiao would have won the first one aswell if it wasnt for one refs fuck up, which he admitted to later.
>it's a jap mma card without Mike Schiavello on commentary episode
It's just not the same lads
>>64543245
>>64543040
Do you guys actually feel jealousy?
>We will never see a style like this at HW ever again
>>64543318
>Losing to Cro Cop because you spent most of the fight giving him high fives and hugs
>>64543313
I feel ambition which sometimes manifests itself as jealousy, why?
>>64543313
being jealous is the first step in becoming a cuck
>>64542769
moving up to 170
guarantee you
>>64543427
He's right though.
>>64543318
>>64543362
Why does Pat have to look so funny when KO'ed
>>64541221
>You say Chris Weidman I say Anderson Silva
Not
>you say Luke Rockhold I say Evan Tanner
gegard v uriah II when?
>>64543600
When they want to sell fight pass to another wave of casuals
>she'll never run over Edmond
feels bad man
>>64543318
Why'd the ref call it? Verbal tap?
>>64543655
>mousasi revenge fight
>casual
I fucking hate SA beaners
>>64543676
edmond is just a creepy dude and a bad coach.
ronda's mom seems like an unholy bitch borerline psychopath. much rather see her run over.
>implying Browne vs Arlovski wasn't FOTY
when does gabi fight tonight and also where can i watch?
>>64542371
Sorry for what?
>>64543736
>borderline psychopath
More like she sounds like a mom that is worried about her daughter training with a hack.
I heard she's making games now, she should develop a game about running over guys that look like Edmond, and they say "great work, champ" after you crush them, doing a smashed cockroach sound effect.
>>64540462
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>64543737
It wasn't
Keep eating up that wolf hype though
>>64543882
Ronda must be banging Edmond on the side
>>64543166
It's on spike at like 10am on thursday
>>64543318
I remember when Pat trained at our gym. he would put two heavy bags together and kick them.
Guys I feel bad about Maldonado, sure he got beaten up too much, but he was a likable Brazilian dammit. :(
>>64543882
>making games
you should see the "games" she makes. they're shitty knockoffs of educational games for elementary schoolers but with native americans and tipis. because native americans can't learn arithmetic without a native american protagonist going on a spirit quest to save the buffalo or whatever. and she gets grant money to do that shit. she's a way bigger huckster than edmond.
>>64540515
Kids hair will turn brown by the time he's an adult.
>>64540515
>i never passed high school biology
Where's Germany?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3MvinY66r0
>>64540696
> we would have seen PRIDE Fedor vs PRIDE Shogun if it wasn't for this
>>64544043
Maldonado vs Perosh should have been made with loser leaves town stipulation.
Who was that Jared guy, he was my other favourite LHW punching bag
>>64544116
>sports
>>64543949
Nobody believes that for a second Eddie.
>>64544116
I can't handle this.
>>64543600
Hall kicked that dudes head off last time. Hall should be fighting higher ranked competition.
srsly, when is the gabi fight?
>>64544514
>Joe Rogan said she looks hot now
She looks fucking hideous, she looks like Gabe Gonzaga.
>>64544577
rogan is clearly a closet case so that makes sense
>>64544514
http://www.rizinff.com/iza/en/
31st, on the Fedor card.
>>64544461
Like Whittaker?
>>64544514
its just that she has no lips, no hips, and no ass. if not for that and not a giantess i'd smash for days
>>64544643
thats like in 5 hours with eastern time right?
>>64544699
29 hours.
>>64544699
If it's on at the same time as the 29th event, it'll be another 27 bongs.
>>64544699
10 a.m. E.S.T on thursday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0cXOMpj5RQ
>tfw you will never step to the ice man
>>64544577
For a 200+ pound steroid queen I would say she actually is pretty attractive.
>>64544514
would
>>64544577
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/681971745725677569
jesus christ dana
Anyone else think the ranking system is fucked beyond belief? Al Iaquinta pointed out that he rose from #14 to #10 without even fighting, Dominick Cruz has fought one time in five years but has gone from #3 to #1 in that time, past a lot of guys who are still fighting and active.
This basically encourages fighters to avoid fights they might have a risk of losing if they want to keep their ranking, as not fighting at all is better for you than losing a fight. It's a very bizarre system.
Moreover, what the fuck do the rankings mean, anyway? Frankie Saenz came out of nowhere and had a competitive war with the #3 guy in his division, and he's ostensibly nothing more than a can.
Is there an English broadcast of Rizin? I know they're showing it on Spike, but is that broadcast actually complete? I thought they were going to leave off a bunch of fights.
and when does the RIZIN begin?
>>64545417
i want that sweaty thong
>>64545373
>that side boob
>that nipple slip prob bannable
>need the wandelei comparison
>>64540696
Mark Coleman is so busted up and old
>>64545417
>Moreover, what the fuck do the rankings mean, anyway?
Nothing at all. Only cuck clickbait 'journalists' give a fuck about them
>>64545417
>he's ostensibly nothing more than a can
Clearly not
my grandma just posted this on facebook lmao
>>64545569
I don't believe you but still kek'd
A YOUNG GORILLA
>>64545417
Rankings mean nothing, even scorecard aggregates would do better.
>>64545417
>and he's ostensibly nothing more than a can.
that's wrong though
Rizin happened yesterday?
EMBEDDED #2
https://youtu.be/vfpPmeUEyk0
>>64545417
Cruz is undefeated (other than 1st Faber fight) and he never lost the belt. The rankings mean nothing but everything at the same time, it's corrupt to say the least.
>>64545689
>Tfw no mewvment memes
;_;
>>64545689
Owen did better against Jon Jones than Chael Sonnen did
>>64545689
Jon fucking rekt Condit's boy.
>oldest trick in the book dude
>>64545689
These are really shit.
All these guys are so boring outside of the cage
>>64545733
Only thing is though, how does Conor become #3 P4P without defending the belt?
What is Robbie Lawlers IQ?
>>64545945
Probably by knocking out the P4P #1, I dunno.
>>64545689
Thanks, I am enjoying these desu
>>64545689
These are great, fuck you haters.
>>64545962
Maybe 85 post brain trama>>64545962
85 at best
based Jones in the new embedded
>>64545962
91 according to Raven's Progressive Matrices with 100 being the White American mean.
>>64545689
What are those alarms that go off in the gyms?
>>64546173
Those are the Heem detectors
>>64545689
>Stipe shaved off his beard
;_;
>>64545962
Smart enough to be a world champion and make a life for himself and his family.
was anderson an overrated can-crusher?
When is jon jones coming back manhump fans? he and conor are the only interesting ones
>>64546232
is new zealand an overrated country?
>>64546232
No but he never applied himself.
>>64546273
He retired last week bro, this was headline news
>>64546281
looking at his record the only super dangerous guy he beat was vitor, everyone else is kinda shitty
>>64546314
Hendo
Chael 2x
Vitor
Okami
>>64546314
>TrTitor
Probably his best win.
>>64546314
Pretty much. A win over Dan Henderson gives you great MMAmath though thanks to Fedor and Shogun canning out.
>>64545689
>Dodson is tough midget
>He's a cool guy
Jackson-Wink confirmed for gym of ultimate friendships.
Is there a stream link for Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015?
How many bongs until these lads have their spicy banger?
>>64546314
>Hendo
>Not super dangerous
Casuals gonna casual gonna casual
>>64546314
Roided Vitor, Prime Henderson, Forrest Griffin at the time he beat him was the former champ and had just lost the belt.
>>64546396
They both look like their pussies would smell horrifying.
>>64546401
Hendo is overrated.
>>64546396
Still would.
>>64546436
Tbf, you try cutting up your penis and leaving it sitting somewhere for a few years... it will smell bad.
>>64546396
>New Big Brown has never competed in any actual combat sports
>Gabi is world class in BJJ
I got Gabi by ultimate surrender in the very first round.
>>64545689
In episode one, Stipe reaches into a bowl of salad and sticks his fingers into it and stirs it up a bit to grab a piece, and then in episode two, he stirs oil into a guys glass of water by putting the same two fingers into the guys drink and stirring it.
With his fuckin fingers! You can honestly tell that he's the kind of guy that goes around stink fingering people
>>64546492
shootboxing rules, no groundwork
>>64545373
>>64543782
>>64546482
*steel wood
>>64540299
I picked out a book at the bookstore because of you today. It's called Heavenly Serbia.
>>64546396
why is abel trujillo wearing a curly wig
>>64546379
Dodson's counter could probably heem Arlovski
>>64546639
I would like to agree with you, but judging by sheer weight, Andre's skull is fucking huge compared to what Dodson is hitting it with. Dodson has heem power when he's punching someone with a tiny skull like his. Wouldn't be able to heem giant HW skull though
>>64545689
When will these 2 get their own buddy cop show?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6GE_x39rqE
>You will never kiss a happy crying Mackenzie Dern on the head after she wins a BJJ match
>>64546677
How tall is McManlet?
>>64546677
When Conor gets his own reality show where they follow him blowing coke and playing with toy guns inside his house.
>>64546706
great filename bud
>>64543175
He trained with Dean Lister for that fight is how. He focused all day on avoiding leg locks against a real deal master of them
when does schaub in 3d come out?
>>64546754
>35 second montage of him getting heem'd
>>64546706
Gabi is always looking to her corner.
I miss Hendricks.
>>64546677
This actually has potential... American black dude spitting catch phrases + big Russian intimidating dude... Like Rush Hour. Someone call Dana
I miss Schaub.
>>64546754
>when does schaub come out?
FTFY
>Mfw Lawler vs. Condit is over in 30 seconds
>>64546860
I thought there was a rule where you had to shoehorn cucking into anything related to a black dude or something like that
>>64546852
Fuck off lol
>>64546677
Strong gloves.
>>64546879
>Condit tears both ACLs climbing the stairs into the octagon.
I miss Schaub too
>>64546879
>mfw Condit goes point mode and it's a decision
>>64546706
> winning a decision in BJJ
>>64546924
This will most likely happen unless Robbie heems him.
I miss Gina.
I miss Ronda.
I miss Chael.
I miss Jones
I MISS GSP
FUCK YOU DANA
I miss Stitch.
I miss Tito.
I miss Tito.
I miss steroids
I miss Nick.
I miss Brock.
>>64547022
>>64547023
hivemind is strong
>>64546956
Yeah, I think so too. I don't see Condit throwing many Condito elbows for fear of eating dat left hand shot. Probably not going to be the war that we all want but who knows, maybe Condit lands a head kick early or something that changes the dynamic of the fight.
I miss pre-2013 UFC
I miss Kevin Randleman
I miss pre-sheikh arriany
I miss Burt :(
I miss pre-Rockhold Weidman
I miss Weidman
I miss Randy.
I miss MY BOY
I miss ur mum's amazing pumpkin pie
I miss Conor
I miss liddle man
I miss motivated bj penn
I miss Aldo.
I never miss
>>64547059
iktfb
I miss Rashad Evans
I miss Rampage for real
I miss being wrong
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
I miss Ronda's father
I miss not buying PPVs and not having 8 or 10 buddies over, and everyone kicking in 4/5 bucks with some beer and some food and having a great night
I MISS JAKE THE SNAKE, GOLD DUST, AND OWEN HEART
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ2yoZpx3Lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ2yoZpx3Lo
I miss Jon Jones
I miss FIGHT WEEK BLOG WEEK
I miss Frank Murr on commentary
Is there a fixed time in between the UFC events or do they just decide on the fly ?
>>64547260
miguel pls
>>64547260
I miss Frank Mir when he used to be seen as a dangerous threat on the ground back before he got full of himself and decided he wanted to "prove himself" and stand with fucking everybody
I miss being able to get close
>>64545033
TAPOUT!!!
AMERICAN
ARROGANT
AND IN-YO-FAAACE
so glad he got permaheemed and their brand along with it desu
>>64545033
>>64547373
that opener is the cringiest thing i've ever seen
Don't forget about the time Weidman got destroyed
HOMEBOY
>Mighty Mouse-Cejudo
>Dillanaconda-Cruz, winner will certainly fight Faber
>Conor-Frankie or Post-heem Aldo v Frankie 2 for the FW belt
>Conor-RDA or RDA-Ferguson or RDA mauling Pettis Part 2
>JUST BLEED
>Rockhold-Romero or Rockhold-Boy II
>possibly two DC-Jones bouts if things play out
>Sea Level Cain v Werdum II, Econoreem or Arlovski or Stipe might get the winner
Great time to be a real fight fan
>>64547556
>urijah Faber will get another title shot in the immediate future
Top
Joke
Holm vs Tate @ Key Arena is in talks apparently.
You say Jon Jones I say Charles "Krazy Horse" Bennett
You say Reebok I say TAPOUT (tenacious,audacious,philanthropic,outside,underground,technique)
You say Luke Rockhold I say Rich Franklin
You say Fedor I say Volk Han
You say Bud Light (or Budweiser) I say a Coor's Light cause Bud Light won't pay me nuffin
>>64547643
Brought a tear to my eye Tbh
>>64547626
muh dick
>>64547626
HIGH TEST
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
Since the thread got all nostalgia I will post memory lane webms
> Guaranteed fights in 2016
Jones v Cormier
Ronda v Holly
Cruz v Dillishaw
Nurmagomedov v Dos Anjos
Bisbing v Anderson Silva
Rockhold v Silva/Bisbing
Condit v Lawler
Werdum v Velasquez
JJ v Rose
What did I miss?
>>64547757
>Cruz v Dillishaw
>guaranteed
lel
>>64547757
>rousey ded
>khabib knees
>rockhold won't fight either
>>64547757
McGregor vs GSP
>>64547626
Her forehead is fat.
...her forehead, is fat.
>>64547626
Honestly at this point family I think Tate has a better shot at beating Holly than Ronda. UFC dream scenario right now is probably
>Holly vs Tate
>somehow Tate takes down Holly
>five round UD
>Ronda comes back
>Ronda cucks Tate
>no Holly rematch
>feed her someone,maybe two others
>Dana says "you know we don't give out automatic rematches,Anderson was fucking Anderson,GSP,Cain,Barao everyone has to earn their rematches"
>Ronda retires
>Holly back in title picture
>wins
Also dat's some high test forehead right there.
>>64547556
My bold predicucking
>Hendricks will miss weight again
>Urijah vs TJ will happen for No.1 contendership after Cruz memes on Dillashaw
>BJ Penn will fight at UFC Hawaii
>Benson will be in the title picture at WW
>Cowboy WW debut
>Nate Diaz vs McConMan will happen
>Jose Aldo will fight Pettis at LW to see who the meme of memes is
>Cathal Pendred will be back
>Phil Davis will win the Bellator LHW title
>Tito Ortiz will fight Fedor at Rizin Great Fight Promo New Years Eve Great Battle
>Cyborg vs Holm superfight which will get a ton of hype
>Thiago Alves retires
>CM Punk retires from MMA despite never fighting
>>64547816
>off mic
a ha hha haha aa aha a
Would you let him buff your girlfriends car /heem/?
>>64547924
Yeah. He's a nice Christian guy. And if he did fuck my gf I wouldn't be mad at him. I'd be mad at her, and heem her without a moments notice. She's the one who spread her legs for him. But if it was Ubereem it'd be a whole different story as not only would I not be mad, but also be in the corner pumping my goofballs as he thrusts the horse meat of his and slams her to the living death.
>>64547963
god fucking damnit
>>64547924
Fuck yeah.
>>64540194
>sad that I had to pick between drinking with friends, family and normies or rizin part 2
>international date line
>i can do both
man i feel silly for worrying
Feels good knowing I could
Who should Rockholds fight next?
Yoel
Vitor
Weidman
>>64548141
Feels good know you could do what? Finish your thought Ausfailian. And before you reply keep in mind I've mastered the art of Jeet Kun Do and ninjistu. Ninjitsu being what ninjas were taught. I wouldn't heem you. I'd kill you.
>>64548158
Yoel. If Romero wins, then that interpreter can multiply the cringe levels with Dana right there.
>>64548158
Probably Yoel, even though that last fight was a draw
Weidman-Jacare
Then Rockhold-Weidman 2
Hopefully culminates in a trilogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9DnWebKbQ8
>you'll never get a brohug from GSP
>>64548211
I feel like Yoel has a bigger chance than people think, he either heems Rockholds quick or gasses and gets picked apart
>>64548158
>Yoel
Should have lost to Souza, once you wait for him to gas he's pretty easy to control. That being said you could just feed Yoel to stonegrasp while you see how Weidman vs Souza goes. If anything that's the fight
>Vitor
Got soundly beat by Weidman, wouldn't see a reason for this fight
>Weidman
I feel like he could challenge again, but I'd like to see him fight a top 5 hit guy in the meantime to get back on the winning track
hashtag fuck ariel
>>64548238
Yoel can and may gas, but can you seriously say that he can't catch rockhold? Hard fight to call
>>64548211
It sucks too because Yoel can really hit your feels when he talks Spanish. I remember the interpreter on the MMA Hour being real horrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4_szu9eknw
>>64548198
Pitfighting is the ultimate art. The confines of the pit force a man to fight... and win.
>>64540332
did anyone else have some coach that made you fall back into a neck bridge from your feet for freestyle season?
just fuck me up please
>>64548382
Just fuck my old life up senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o7yp6JpsSE
This is one of the greatest official promos ever right?
Vanessa Hanson is the best ring girl there is no deb8
>>64548445
>If you are in jail break out
Nice fan promo
>Uploaded by UFC - Ultimate Fighting Championship
How many bongs until Rizing?
>>64548503
that played on TV....let that sink in
Remember to support your local 10th Planet gym
>>64548312
Pit? What mud pit? Mud wrestling type shit.That's gay as fuck. Like you. Prove me wrong. Confine your self in a cage, on entrap yourself in my guard. Either way I'm going to fuck you
Is there a bigger scumbag on earth than Dana White?
>>64548579
moshpits
>>64548664
lmfao
>>64548664
HOW MANY TWITTER FOLLOWERS DOES THAT GOOF EVEN HAVE?
SHUTDOWN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF IRELAND
2010 overeem is the greatest hw of all time
>>64548921
those bicep veins man
When do we find out how much Fedora emilanko weighs
>>64548921
He may have had the easiest path to the WGP win ever.
>>64548935
>have basically the same thing
>arm 1/3rd his size
>looks weird as fuck
>feels batman
>>64549045
Minus well just start shooting heroin into the veins buddy.
>Fabio Brawldonado got cut
Koscheck is in bellator?
>>64548664
People like him are ruining capitalism in America with their greed.
>>64549003
He literally beat up on decades old, past their prime kickboxers. He's decent though, has some really great fundamentals he literally never showed in MMA. It was one of the GOAT K-1 tournies though if for nothing else then Aerts dethroning the GOAT.
>>64549213
He kicked the shit out of Jeff Joslin
>Canadian mma themed Zumba classes
>>64547924
>buying a red car
>>64547787
I think Cruz would fight with a torn ACL at this point just to avoid the embarrassment.
>>64549246
>cruz somehow manages to tear a yet undiscovered third kneecap days before the fight
>>64549231
jesus christ hes also 38
>>64549237
all my cars have been red, but my dad and my good friends entire family had red vehicles. think it's some underlying unoffical gang. rural canadian illuminati
>>64549267
I assume everyone who buys a red car on purpose is an asshole.
>>64549265
I feel for the guy he had some tough losses like the Thiago one and then he got his ass beat towards the end there
https://youtu.be/PnL7G-DgF_g
Since Koscheck has been brought up what's everyone's problem with the knee shit? Two guys threw dirty ass illegal knees but that's totally ok and Koscheck is the asshole? I never understood that.
>>64547626
I feel like Ronda could have easily been one of these people if she had been born in a different household.
>>64549401
I only saw his fight with Daley and the knee completely missed and Koscheck is acting like he took a Knee from Wanderlei
I am so fucking happy Rizin exists bros
>>64549449
It's ok to shoot a gun at someone if you miss tho? Makes no sense
>>64549449
this was meant for >>64549414
>>64549450
this
i dont want to live in a world without a JMMA presence
>>64549459
there have been plenty of times where a guy throws a kick to the grounded opponent but it misses or he barely stops himself and no one says shit. The fact that koscheck faked an injury is disgusting
>>64549471
What about soccer?
>>64549471
He made a guy pay for trying some dirty shit in a grudge fight I feel
>>64549493
idk I dont watch soccer
>>64548999
Fedor 236
Singh 233
>>64549493
Soccer is shit though and diving is a major problem in it as it is in basketball after the rule changes that made it so you couldn't defend anymore.
>>64549503
based
>>64549414
It didn't hit.
It's not even the only thing people hate him for. He's always been a cunt. It's not like Bisping where people just couldn't handle the bantz, he was shit at talking an admitted it all being an act to sell a fight.
I enjoy watching him get heem'd Tbh after all the wrestle fucks and his shit talking being so shit tier.
>>64549536
this hes a Grade A Cunt
I have always hated him since tuf
>>64549536
Well yeah I get people don't like him but the knee situation in particular is dumb as fuck from a logical standpoint
>>64549580
if a guy doesnt hit me why should I act like he hit me?
>>64549627
Well if you dislike each other and he intentionally breaks the rules, do it right back
>>64549651
>But muuuuum he did it first!
>>64549675
I just think Daley and Johnson getting a pass for missing an intentional illegal strike is gay
>>64549702
GSP feints low kicks to the groin all the time to set up his Superman punch
>>64549720
GSP sounds like a gay robot from the future with all due respect
new bread?
>>64547827
Damn Aleks has some quick hands
since this thread is dead
Is it painfully obvious to anyone else that Rhonda was roiding? I mean it's pretty intense how much of a job certain people did to try and hide it.
>>64540462
deeeeeeaaaaam
>>64549580
I'd fake stomps to pass guard and knees to opponents against the cage to switch knee their body with no elbows guarding
