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Upcoming MMA events:
12/31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
1/2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw v Cruz
1/29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Sage Show
2/6 - UFC 196: Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
Rizin Fighting Federation 2 STARTS IN 7 bongs 44 bings
UFC 195 Embedded Episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h5qsu3sP-Y
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfpPmeUEyk0
Countdown to UFC 195:
Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
Arlovski vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
195 Extended Preview: https://youtu.be/EzKaI8i3b4Y
SCHAUB
is tumenov vs larkin the most entertaining fight of UFC 195 and why yes
>>64559989
What in the fuck is Ismael doing there?
>>64559989
I feels good knowing that i can
Akebono vs Sapp II best fight
What time does Rizin start in freedom time? Its like 1:00 EST or 2:00 EST, right?
>tfw I could heem everybody here
>>64559989
shoulda put the heemspeak server in the op and a link to a stream for rizin
good work though, could be better, i give this op a 5/7
just go back from some early morning mewvment training lads
Results from >>64558476
All the Aoki nuthuggers got BTFO
>>64560062
looks like a goat's vagina
>>64560065
Hello friend, where do I get a copy to test WMMA4 before purchasing it which I would totally do if I liked it.
does anyone have the webm of the left hook heem from rizin the other day?
it was pretty nasty
>>64560087
There used to be a torrent, but I guess its gone now.
There is a demo on the official website. Lets you play a couple months in game.
soon
>>64560113
Gomi's rivalry with Chute Box was GOAT
>>64560065
Why would you watch these bums?
>>64560065
Rizin 3 card
some of you guys are cool
dont set foot inside a rizin stream tonight
>>64560152
can someone explain me what I am looking at, is it a video game or will the fights actually take place?
>>64560209
Video game. WMMA4.
What's that shitty mobile MMA game with stupid names like "BJ Dildo" and "Bork Laser"
>>64560039
MATT LINDLAND YOU'RE NEXT
>Mfw missing the memiest heemspeak ever
>>64560305
Fucking slow ass refs.
>>64550306
PCP and cocaine.
>>64560305
Lawler is dumb as rocks but a real gentleman.
https://youtu.be/Et4I5X6R0h4?t=444
>>64560389
Then they should make it part of Buffer's introductions
"A cocaine user, fighting out of Albuquerque, New Mexicoooooo"
RIZIN part 2 is tonight?
3am again???
>>64560509
I rizin'd your mum last night lad
>>64560484
>"... fighting by way of Angel Dust..."
O shit, that would be hilarious. And the camera panels to the guy chewing his corners face off while sporting his dealers patch on his fight shorts.
That should be a TV show. They should even have DOPE men to work with cut men to administer random junk into the veins of fighters in between rounds.
>>64560423
this clip was very enjoyable
thanks anon
>>64560647
HIGH TEST
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>>64560647
>censor
not sure if because that is supposed to be an ass or just because it looks disgusting
I bet none of you would fight me irl
Pussies
>>64560382
it's fine it's fine
/comfy/
>>64560647
>dat webm
What in the fuck am I seeing there? I need to watch that freakshow!
Also, Norway is right, Korean/Japanese ring girls are far superior to any other form of ring girls.
This is really non negotiable.
>>64560647
>>64560769
>being a weeb
>>64560647
I'm watching Kill Bill right now. I want to chop off these fat rolls with a samurai sword.
Anyone have the webm of Kevin Lee getting rekt?
>>64560749
reviewing old clips with herb dean after the rockhold weidman thing they all look like late stoppages
FUCK ISIS
How many bing bongs till rizin?
have some high test as thanks
>>64560784
>watching Kill Bill
>watching any Tarantincuck movies
heem yourself
>>64560811
/tv/ pls go you probably like star wars
>________ is a dominate fighter
>>64560811
Kill Bill is the shit you lil twerp
>>64560843
RENE BARAO IS A MUNSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>64560811
WARM.BLACK.DINGUS
>>64560821
Your favorite fighter is probably Conor
>>64560769
Rizin ring girls are dime a dozen azns you sheltered faggot.
Vanessa has done more for ring girls world wide than those DNBs ever will
>>64560320
I discovered Tegan and Sara through Nick's youtube account.
Have psychedelics and alpha brain made Joe Rogan smarter?
>>64560530
dude that would be fucking awesome
can we make that happen?!?!
see which drug is the most performance enhanding
>>64560862
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4
>>64560809
long back
look at that back
thats not normal
long back wench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAmMBOBXSQU
@6:40
>>64560858
>American calling a Serb a sheltered faggot.
All of my wow.
>>64560811
Kill Bill are the only watchables tarantino movies
RD is boring
PF is all over the place
The other one is meh as fuck
The ones after Kill Bill are straight up insufferable
>>64560938
You obviously are based on your ring girl tastes try leaving Pooratia sometime beaner
Anyone know the video where Nick DIaz talks to Dan Hardy after losing to GSP? I think it was one of the dana white vlogs
>>64560881
Fak me ded, yes. I hope so. I think the right combo is dianabol + nootropics + painkillers + amphetamines + ephedrine + some extra blood + shitton of depo.
>>64560946
death proof is bretty good
also how do you guys think fedor will look tonight?
>>64560996
He'll beat the shit out of Apu
>>64560989
sub the amphetamines for meth
inb4 stoned nick diaz is unstoppable throwing hooks to the head and pulling gogo's
anyone got any webms from the diaz vs gomi fight?
Rizin starts in 6 BONGS 35 BINGS
That's 10pm PT/1am ET/6am UK
Can we stop asking now?
>>64560996
Fedor will sub in round one and the dialogue in deathproof is some of the worst in flick history
>>64560809
HIGH TEST
who will be the next european champion in le ufc?
>>64561023
I fucking hate George Roop so much
>>64560934
it's all about the face, and curves are for fatties
>>64561046
>Face
>FESS
>SMEEEEEAH
https://youtu.be/qWHsRr6lkU8?t=1m53s
on a serious note thoug who here hype for nate vs conor?
Chris Leben is apparently thinking about coming back
RIP
>>64561092
get him in rizin, they dont drugtest
he can fight zombie high as much as he wants
>>64560152
Fedor is back!
>mfw Rizin really is PRIDE 2.0
I hope they are a success
Where do we watch Rizin at?
>>64561055
Anyone have the Rob Font KO? Haven't seen that fight.
>>64561169
its amazing
no drug testing
just legends fighting
freak show fights
roided out mother fuckers
fighting in a ring
with soccer kicks and knees on the ground
this is what mma was missing
a good competitor to zuffa
pride owner you've done it again
and the production is great, just like pride
i'm stoked
>>64561055
>cubs face
Pure bad intent
>>64559989
just woke up lads
how many bongs?
>>64561199
Can't wait to have a comfy game thread with lads tonight.
>>64561194
Font hasn't fought since
>>64561235
what in the fuck is wrong with that ref
dude is knocked out, full spaz on one leg falling, still waits
>>64561235
Thanks senpai that's even better than the Swanson KO.
>>64561300
How are you cucked pussies the descendants of the vikings? What the FUCK
I hope you like my screenshot /heem/
lets post heems to kill the time
15 minutes until best of 2015 ufc on fs1
>>64561358
literal cucks should be put into mental institutions, agreed
>Asen vs Kron
Who wins?
>>64561199
It's a circus. I can't wait for She-Hulk to smash her opponent.
What time will the second coming of Rickson Gracie be commencing?
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/dana-white-on-twitter-fights-with-fans-the-high-road-isnt-fun-ya-goofs
>>64561471
I do
>>64561499
tonight through kron, the next generation of gracie
>>64561509
Dana "Low Road Guy" White
So this Rizin shit wont be live on american tv? I have to watch a computer stream like a low income loser?
>>64561608
its on spike tv tomorrow bro, "breakfast with fedor"
>he's loading up his hips here Mike, he's looking to spin
>>64560849
Kill Bill is shitty gore porn for smelly weeb manchildren. You're a smelly weeb manchild.
>>64560855
Shut up Peter
>>64560946
They're all shit. He's a fag and he makes shitty action movies for plebs. Kill Bill is the worst of the lot.
>>64561690
https://youtu.be/coHv74KClI0
we're doing spinning shit now?
>>64561732
>doesn't like excessively violent movies
And you call yourself a fight fan.
Hey some faggot in here said Best of 2015 would be on FS1, but all I see is college apehoop
>>64561789
Not him but Kill Bill just isn't that good. Fun for 1 watch then don't ever need to bother with them again.
Definitely Taratinos weakest
>>64561169
>>64561199
>The current calendar year of 2 0 1 6
>getting excited to see a bunch of mediocre "athlete" roidbabby cans canning it up against washed up """legends""" and faggots that dodge any sort of real competition to protect their over inflated egos
Oh and the added bonus of seeing a bunch of Asian men ringside fingering fighters to prevent them from falling through the ropes!
>24 hours till 2015 is over
wew lads
So how has this year been for you all?
>>64561819
Hats off to you for fitting so much faggotry into one post. I'm stunned
>>64561732
He's also a degenerate footfag.
>>64561823
It's been a red panty year
>>64561823
Hit top pay at work, went on two awesome trips including vegas for 194, didn't get my gf pregnant. Pretty great.
Daily Reminder that the best Tarrentino flick is Jackie Brown
>>64561838
who in Rizin isn't either a literal who that would get eaten up in the UFC or irrelevant in da fight bizness?
>>64561854
>celebrating your genes not spreading
stay beta
>>64561797
apparently it aired last night, anyone got a torrent or link to it? someone here can livestream it for us if we find it
>>64561859
>watching Jackie Brown
>watching any Tarantincuck movies
heem yourself
How many bingbongs until Rizin?
>>64562011
500
>>64562011
5 bongs 45 bings
>>64562011
Where can we watch rizin in the UK is it on TV anywhere or a poor steam?
>>64562026
thanks, time for a cheeky nap and up at 6am
>>64562043
There are a few decent Russian streams if you can bare the commentary. It's not getting aired on UKTV
>>64561818
Kill Bill is a revenge-laced retelling of the Homeric hero's journey. It's highly stylized in its aesthetics and features a lot of memorable dialogue moments. It's very good.
>>64562026
post fights to kill the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xweop8t1bZs
that fucking hair tho
>>64562070
No English commentary then?
Has any fighter ever fallen off more than Shogun?
>>64562149
nope, not until Spike broadcast it in the US, but thats on tape delay.
>>64562170
Do you think that will be available for download
>>64562122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j3DIPxonpU
liston vs ali and the "phantom punch"
>>64562160
Makes me sad desu shogun was my favorite fighter when he knocked out machida
When he lost to chael I died a little inside I knew he didn't have it anymore
>>64562203
sure if you can wait a day or two
>>64562203
Subscribe to this guy he uploaded all of the Rizin 1 fights might do the same for 2's
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5oqFLJf6gH0fSoRupHS2w/videos
>>64562203
it will be on youtube and on the internet you noob
and just stream it live like a real fight fan ^tm
>>64562218
interesting fight, can someone webm the phantom punch?
anyone know how to throw it?
jack slack?
stream?
>>64562276
>tfw the Machida era never happened
Have you planned tomorrow's breakfast /heem/?
>>64562283
here's some russian tv
http://ok-tv.org/channels/6-match-tv.html
post more fights to kill the time pls
>>64562325
I think I'm gonna stay up & try to watch it in Russian tonight, then watch football tomorrow. Spike commentary probably wont add much.
>>64562325
nah ur mum's cooking it
Padraig O’Flannigan, the roommate and best friend of Conor McGregor, confirmed today that the UFC star has been pretty much intolerable since his victory over Jose Aldo.
“He has been microwaving his food in 13 second increments,” said O’Flannigan, looking exasperated. “And he keeps asking me if I want to hold the championship belt and then saying ‘too bad.’”
O’Flannigan assumed that McGregor would eventually wear himself out after a day or so, but the celebration seems to have only intensified. He admitted that he didn’t know how much more he could take.
“This morning, I found him in the living room wearing only the belt, blasting Queen’s ‘We are the Champions.’ Except he was singing ‘I am the champion.’ As if that wasn’t abundantly clear by now,” said the roommate, reddening in the face a bit. “He’s like the Irish Kanye. It’s horrible.”
can someone pls webm the phantom punch
>>64562160
>>64562223
I want to see him move to middleweight, he's too small at lhw. Unfortunately, I don't think he has the will to do it anymore.
>>64562397
>O'Flannigan
stopped reading there
>>64562466
i read it, feels like it came from reddit
>>64562397
>>64562500
At this point we are all waiting for McGregor to get heemed and crash and burn. It will be glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFA3DFFavwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuLWvYRpVR4
>>64562160
>forced to stop roiding when he leaves PRIDE
>basically got handed a title shot
>beat overrated machida
>hasn't had a good win since
another brazilshit fraud
>>64561199
tokov and efrain were only real fighters there. rest is a retirement league. basically fabio maldando will go here
>>64562513
speak for yourself you goddamn nigger
>>64562513
>There once was a boy named Shitty Canadian-Chinese OP
>>64562513
>I can't wait to see mendes ko Conor
>I can't wait to see aldo ko Conor (because it happened in my ea sports game)
topkuk faggot
>>64562626
lmao
>>64562596
>>64562626
>>64562665
>>64562678
Get off his dick casuals before i perma-heem you.
>>64560196
i really, really like this uriah hall autistic shooter meme
>>64562708
Canadian Salt Mines: the post
>>64562711
i do too. why is it so accurate? i could never explain why it is so apt to someone irl but it just is.
>>64560934
he says long back lynch cause thats her second name but k
>>64562841
sorry i dont speak irish
>>64562778
I know the guy is the real deal, but we all know that at some point he will become Honda 2.0 and you know it. I just don't understand what is it about him that makes you root for the guy.
>>64562876
literally says he full name in her twitter handle but k
>>64562884
Of course he will. Every fighter will lose at some point.
What makes me root for the guy? He brings the banter and he's an exciting fighter. There is literally nothing else for me to ask of a fighter.
>>64562897
>being upset because someone misquoted your lord and savior of 6 months
>>64562884
>I just don't understand what is it about him that makes you root for the guy
His exciting fighting style and how obvious his achilles heel is.
I can't root for Jones because you just know he's going to win.
With Conor you know he'll do some amazing shit in the cage, and you're on edge because you know at any moment he could get ragdolled the ground and pounded into the 4th dimension.
FIGHT ME IRL RIGHT NOW
YOU LITERALLY FAGGOTS
>>64562944
You think you are up for the challenge?
Pic related is me 2 years ago before cycle.
>>64562929
The fact that Romero might get the title shot now and might actually get the title shot kinda scares me because lithcuck has predicted deez ting.
>yfw lithuania is the best MMA analyst on /heem/
Rizin starts in 5 hours right?
>>64562972
lithuania actually picked jacare to beat romero
it made him sad but he did it.
>rizin isn't on UFC Fight Pass™
lol fuccin dropped lads
>>64562988
No way. No fucking way! He really did? I need to find those picks.
Updated
Main Card:
Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit
Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic
Lorenz Larkin vs. Albert Tumenov
Diego Brandao vs. Brian Ortega
Tony Sims vs. Abel Trujillo
>>64562972
>yfw Romero wins the title
>>64562988
>not betting against your team
>not engaging in win win tactics
based lithbro knows his shit
>>64562884
Sounds like you have commitment issues m8
>>64563000
>Lawler
>Arlovski
>Tumenov
>Brandao
>Trujillo
>>64562929
not upset i'm just correcting you and letting you know your observation skills
need work, i'm being kind
>>64563000
Lawler
Arlovski
Larkin
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64563000
Lawler
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64563000
Carlos
Arlovski
Larkin
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64563000
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64563000
condito via 3 round heem
miocic via 2 round heem
tumenov via power of adidas tracksuit
ortega via a gust of wind and brandao does the chicken dance
trujillo via true jello
>>64563000
Robbie Lawyer
Pitbull
Russia Stronk
Brandao
Sims
>>64563000
robbie
stipe
lorenz
diego
abel
>>64563042
>believes arlovski will win
british pleb, please
>>64563000
lawler
arlovski
tumenov
brandao
truhillo
>>64563000
>Condit
>Stipe
>Larkin
>Ortega
>Trujillo
>>64563000
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64561838
Based filthy
>that dodge
>that punch
clean af
4 1/2 hours AHHHHHHH
>>64563000
>Carlos Condit
>Stipe Miočić
>Albert Tumenov
>Brian Ortega
>Abel Trujillo
>>64563220
same as my picks, i always wait for weigh in tho
>>64563000
Lawler
Miocic
Larkin
Orteg
Sims
>>64563220
>picking the croat
>picking the muzzie
why hasnt your citizenship been revoked?
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/682305188800131074
sapp might actually try to win for once GET HYPE!
>>64563265
rose is an absolute peach, there's just something about her nostrils, can't really explain it though
>>64563282
Sapp hasn't tried in 10 years
>>64563000
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Brandao
Sims
Why does Ronda Roussey receive such accolades?
Admittedly, I've never been a fan of hers and watching Holm clean her clock further cemented this opinion.
>>64563305
literally my picks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx66GFpYO1I
>rizing
>>64563282
>"I bumped into Heath Herring and I also bumped in to Mark Coleman," said Sapp. "That was awesome, it was nostalgic, weird, great and a lot of hugs and laughs."
i like sappu now :)
>>64563312
Dana went full Jew with WMMA
>>64563253
I'm going to be piss drunk for the next couple of days, so I'm getting my picks in early, but I agree with you. The thing about this card is that (apart from the main/co-main) all have distinct favorites.
>>64563271
Because panslavism. We like to play genocide here and there, but push comes to shove we know who to fall back on.
Who would win a fight between Conor McGregor and Neil Magny?
pic related
>tfw you are 10/10
>>64563312
-undefeated
-finishing people in under 1 minute
-public thinks she's pretty
-DNB thing went viral
-media is in the era of the strong woman (see hunger games, frozen, star wars, etc)
>>64563312
Feminism
The UFC's need for a star
The sports news industrial complex
and the jews
rizin is on in a few hours, right?
what time exactly?
>>64563253
PR knows
>>64563312
>Why does Ronda Roussey receive such accolades?
cause she is the most dangerous person on earth, could literelly heem every on earth
>badass, attractive
>hot
>sexy,
>tight pussy
>firm tits
>alpha woman
>can cook
>can clean and simultaneously /heem/
>has best coach
>praised by rogan
wow what a woman, literally
To her credit, she BTFO schaub which caused the schaubposter to start his madness
>>64563360
wow she looks manly in this pic, where are her breasts
>>64563356
Thats Rashad Evans you dork.
>>64563356
is he standing on boxes
>>64563388
>tight pussy
Not after Big Brown and Travis Browne have been in there
>>64563356
That's Rashad you idiot.
Anybody here follow kickboxing? His Fedor's opponent actually a good/known kickboxer?
>>64563356
dumbass muthafucka. that's quinton jackson.
>>64563388
>tight pussy
doubt
>>64563436
>what is kegel exercise
also shaub prolly didn't ever penetrate her, maybe not even travis either
rumor has it she has a dragon strap which she uses until a worthy suitor shows up
>>64563408
>>64563439
>>64563480
It's clearly Tyron Woodley
>>64563356
Remember when Rashad HEEM'd Conduit's ACL?
>>64563503
>being that guy
>>64563470
He's not
>>64563470
He KO'd Sergei and is now training MMA with AKA. He might actually have potential.
>>64562303
i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad
>>64563470
He has a good score. He did make some ripples back in K1. Glory didn't seem all to interested in him and he didn't seem too interested in him. His kickboxing career has been on the slide in the last 3 years, but he didn't compete as much. He has some notable wins (Kharitonov, Yong Soo Park, Raoumaru). He's not a KO artist or a power puncher, but he controls distance pretty well.
I doubt any of it will pose Fedor too much of a problem tho.
>>64563558
>seem too interested in them*
>>64563000
Condit
Miocic
Tumenov
Ortega
Abel
>Raphael "25-7" Dos Anjos thinks he's ready for this monster
>>64563558
>Park Yongsoo and Raoumaru are notable wins
>>64563623
As notable as he had, yes.
>>64563612
dos anjos obv has found some new way to dope, that amount of energy output he has is not normal.
he is a great fighter but some hue must have hit his head over there and lucked in a new way of roiding
maybe meth influxed roiding... something is afoot /heem/ I can sense it
>>64563609
>identical picks
Odlično!
>>64563609
>that pic
>catshit in the tub
>or not clean tub
POO IN LOO
I've seen Estonia and Lithuania, but has anyone ever seen a Latvian flag?
>>64563679
oh in that case
>serbia's notable wins
>a horse
>literally nothing else ever
>>64563644
congratulations the wrestler mentality of scoring a point
>>64563661
Mcgregorcucks running scared.
>>64563701
Mendes was in search of McGregor's mentality of submitting.
>>64563523
>>64563547
Joke wasn't funny even in the slightest
>>64563716
howd that work out for him?
>>64563740
get out
>>64563765
he got bewchered from da bottom
>>64563765
Not well because he tried to stand with McGregor for too long.
>>64563705
conor will obviously lose to dos anjos, roided or not, but haffael seems to have dound some good medicine
I want to see mcgregor vs diaz
The bantz, teh baaantz
>>64563698
Its still more than you can achieve.
>>64563792
>he tried to stand with McGregor for too long.
He was getting lit up on the feet with body kicks that he always kept trying to catch.
>>64563829
And? Yeah McGregor kicked him 17 times in the first round if I remember correctly. He didn't go for enough take downs, he was overconfident in his stand up.
>>64563837
>You now realize this was what Weidman was trying to replicate.
>>64563000
>Robbie Lawler
>Andrei Arlovski
>Lorenz Larkin
>Diego Brandao vs. Brian Ortega
>Abel Trujillo
>>64563360
woooooooooo
>>64563809
i wasn't born a half-shiptar shitlicking serb. i win by default.
>>64563837
>"He shouldn't try that kinda stuff against me"
>>64563974
you sound very tough
>>64563957
>how to spot a second generation croat: the post
Feelin' proud being the descendant of cowards that ran away my fathers?
>>64563837
>yfw Vitor comes into the rematch full of steroids, knowing full well he will fail the drug test, just to do this again and then retire
>>64563981
meant for
>>64563957
fuck
>>64563981
https://youtu.be/3MdIri5ji68
>>64563987
Croatia, Serbia, Kosovo etc it's all the same minefield, war crime shit to us western europeans
>>64563991
Would be based tbqh.
Post Fedor webms
>>64564005
Its same to us here as well. The ones dragging their ass on the carpet are the ones who were born in the diaspora and use the "nationalist banter" as part of their "identity" because thats how they justify their lack of connection to their "motherland".
Second generation serbs as just as bad if not worse.
>>64563987
>>64563994
just a wind up bud. i have zero connection to the region. youre still subhumans tho :)
>>64564029
This is a UFC board
Why post a has been who would get smashed within 1 round in the UFC?
>>64564050
you sound like you're fun at parties
>>64564075
I assure you I'm not.
>>64564050
>implying you dont play up the slav nationalist banter yourself
>b-b-but it's different when i do it
So how many of these did we actually get? Why does Dana keep whispering those sweet little lies?
>>64563000
Robbie Lawler
Stipe Miocic
Albert Tumenov
Brian Ortega
Abel Trujillo
>>64564112
they have them all, the issue is uploading them all is taking forever
>>64563000
Condit by decision
Miocic by 2nd round TKO
Tumenov by 2nd round KO
Ortega by 3rd round sub
Sims by 1st round KO
>>64564005
independent catalonia in my <3
>>64563997
kekd
>>64564156
the catalans can go fuck themselves
they're getting invaded by moors
>>64564105
Oh, no that's completely different. I'm just a shit person.
how many bongs and bings until RIZIN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHBg8dzW2Xw
fuck this guy is scary
the way he sees openings and his hand speed are amazing
lads
lads
how many bongs & bings?
cheeky accy for today
/r/ing Browne heem on Struve
>>64564344
don't have it, have this though
>>64564344
hmmm I dont have that, but I have Struve heeming Stipe.
>>64564397
thanks fella, Seychelles send their warmth to you ;)
>>64564479
may your island sink into the sea
I just saw odds for WWE.
What the actual fuck, how can you bet on it if its literally staged ?
>>64564495
bit rude senpai, Seychelles are based
>>64564479
>>64564495
>may your island sink into the sea
>>64564517
the same way you can bet on RIZIN ;)
>>64564479
>>64564517
rare flags, have embedded #3
https://youtu.be/molgWartXyk
>>64564552
actually in my local betting shop i found odds for UFC and WWE but not for Rizin
>>64564572
thanks maple leaf peru
>>64564585
>my local betting shop
gosh the third world is just adorable
brehs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=molgWartXyk
>>64564585
rizin just got released today, i've bet on wwe a couple of times as you can make some good money. its the same thing as bookies accepting odds on who becomes next james bond etc imo
>>64564676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y
>>64564607
Macedonia is second world though, you fucking retard.
>americlaps in charge of geopolitics and history
Third World doesn't mean what you think it means. Fucking Switzerland is a third world country. All it means is that you were unaligned during the Cold War.
>>64563850
Front snap kicks to the stomach, gassed him in round one.
>>64564855
>yfw macedonia will surpass sweden in your lifetime
JUST
>>64564900
You watched the fight also? That's so cool.
>>64564855
>autist not understanding colloquial speech
typical sweden desu
Post relevant champions
I.e. champions anyone care about
>conor
>crickets cricketing
that is how relevant the champs are
>>64564970
Colloquial speech and being an idiot aren't the same thing you know.
>>64564935
What does watching a fight feel like?
>>64565041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t821w-paEg
>them feels
>>64565013
you probably know all about both :^)
Violence is bad and should be frowned upon.
>>64565106
lol
>>64565106
I agree 100%
>>64565102
You're right and it takes one to know one.
You fucking imbecile.
>>64565172
We kickboxing webms now?
>>64565155
Reported to Merkel for Nazi tendencies.
Serious question though - in Germany are the major violent groups Turks and Skinheads?
>>64565106
Violence is the leading cause of heems worldwide
>>64565050
Gomi's hair is like a battle helmet there
>>64565159
ur mom takes one to know one
>>64565106
How is it violent? They are only fighting!
>>64565222
sleepy
>>64565208
I'll always root for Gomi, even when I know he's going to lose.
>>64565188
>Skinheads
All bark, no bite
>Turks
There aren't that many violent Turk groups and same as above for the majority of them
Arab and Albanian groups are way worse, they will fuck you up.
>>64565242
>that severe aryan gaze as a shitskin gets dropped
>>64565214
This is un-fucking-believable.
>>64565214
>when the referee wants you dead
>>64562160
JDS didn't lose as many times, but I think it's worse than Shogun in some ways.
Shogun went out on his shield, now JDS is just sad to watch these days. He looked like a shell of his former self against Miocic, and he fought like a scared animal against Overeem, shit is just hard to watch. Cain totally stole his soul.
>>64565319
>albanian detected
germans are destroying /heem/, and europe too for that matter
>>64565344
>>64565388
That was a good finish, Barao was still swinging.
>>64565303
I'm 90% sure that I'm the guy that screamed Gomi after Buffer's announcement then got cut off
Glad I did, he might have lost if the crowd didn't get behind him.
>>64565386
Making a lot of assumptions there, Mohammed
>>64564572
>no stype
>no warlovski
dropped
>>64563000
Robbie
Arlovski
Albert
Brandoa
Trujillo
>>64565440
>no maximus
absolutely dropped and discarded into the recycling bin
>>64565444
waste of trips
you are wrong on 4/5
>>64565437
can't stump wont stump, angela btfo
>Not dropping pocket change on Jaideep for the keks
>>64565538
I don't disagree
>>64565214
>that zombie defense
He's standing in there, Joe.
>>64563799
McGregor will win in a one sided easy fight.
>>64563000
Lawler
Stipe
Tumenov
Ortega
Sims
>>64563837
Just put your guard up and block the kick. What's Rockhold even doing?
>>64565620
I think nate has it, maybe he will not win officially but he will surely win it win it
>>64563436
>travis browne
Literally throwing hotdogs down hallways for that man
>>64565686
Nate is undefeated at the real fight.
Embedded 3? Wasn't posted that I saw
https://youtu.be/molgWartXyk
https://youtu.be/molgWartXyk
https://youtu.be/molgWartXyk
>>64565692
damn that's tragic. no wonder ronda lost.. she's not getting pounded out proper before her fights any more so her test is low.
>>64565692
lol his asian half
>>64563837
>>64565673
He had just landed a shot and was doing his trademark cocky nod when Vitor spun around.
>>64565812
>Asian
>>64565727
Would you roll with Joes mom?
>>64565812
muh dick
>>64565854
fuck off chink
>>64565915
He's Hawaiian dumbass
>>64565891
she looks like a ghoul with a wig on
>>64565927
>>64565854
>lol his asian half
Brotip: It's his tiny penis.
>>64565936
She would tap you
>>64565949
>implying i didn't tap it first
is the RIZIN On yet?
>>64565927
Hawaiians are island chinks, just like the japanese just with a tan
Are the Diaz bros. vegans?
https://youtu.be/FCzz99arhWo
Condit better not be walking out to this shitty remix or I'm going to have to change my parlay
>>64565990
Your mom treats me like a thug so maybe I am.
>>64565996
pescetarians
>>64563000
>Carlos Condit
>Stipe Miocic
>Lorenz Larkin
>Diego Brandao
>Abel Trujillo
>>64563000
RUTHLESS
Stipe
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo
where are our webm specialists
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3jyssc_joanna-jedrzejczyk-gets-caught-doing-weird-training-in-the-morning_sport
I should have taken a cheeky nap so I can get up early for rizin but then I'll fuck up my sleep schedule.
>>64563000
>Lawler
>Miocic
>Larkin
>Brandao
>Trujillo
>
>
>
>>64566087
awww
>>64566142
>elmer's bliss
>>64566124
>watching it on tape delay
not a real fight fan
>>64566087
p4p most adorable champ
>>64566200
*Undisputed.
>>64565944
>>64565984
Hawaiians are not asian you retards
tfw no bundaposting
>>64566213
Do you have a tiny penis because I think you have a tiny penis.
>>64566087
It's like she's fantasizing about being a pro mma fighter.
>>64566087
i never realized how long her limbs are. they're kinda freaky
>>64566213
they aren't but the vast majority of 'hawaiians' are mixed with legit asians. also they are kind of asians bc they, and all polynesians really, come from taiwan originally
>>64563792
How long can he last with shit TD?
>>64566200
yea but i bet her feet stink
>>64566087
>average heem poster pretends to be in the UFC when home alone.webm
>took a 4 hour nap today
im fuckin ready bros
i have a quick story.
i live in oregon and went on vacation for 5 days in SF for christmas with my wife. we went to the nutcracker and after it was over guess who she point out in the crowd...... GUESS!!!!
>>64566356
>nutcracker
Cup Chieck?
![makowiec_poppyseed_poppy_seed_cake_polish_traditional_christmas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BFSPxor.jpg "makowiec poppyseed poppy seed cake polish traditional christmas[1]")
>>64566329
i bet she makes a killer makowiec
>>64566371
the ballet. at the war memorial.
>>64563000
Lawler via KO (lead hook to straight, late in a round with Condit stepping straight back and not at the proper angle)
Arlovski via KO
Tumenov via IDK I am just picking a random
Brandao via IDK I am just picking a random
Sims via IDK I am just picking a random
>Daily reminder to train in a gi 3x/week
>Daily reminder that this guy took down Chael from a clinch and immediately triangled him
>>64566327
>How long can he last with shit TD?
>shit TD
Depends greatly on how many body blows he's taken, I figure.
>>64563360
>TFW the reason Edmond went bankrupt was paying for Ronda's cutting edge undetectable drugs
i think im going to miss ufc 195, im very bummed
>>64566430
UFC 200 is in June/July
Can't wait
>>64559989
Why can't WMMA fighters into head movement?
>>64566430
You and your gf are going to keep on partying on huh. Be safe.
>>64563792
>this guy thinks he can beat full camp healthy Khabib
Will smash. Is no problem
>>64566477
their tiny pea brains rattle around in their skulls if they do
>>64566484
i asked this girl out and she never responded :(
the helium cant come soon enough
>>64566341
>sick with a cold and need as much sleep as possible
sleep is for the weak.
>>64566518
It's okay bro. She probably didn't even have Fight Pass
>>64566518
You'll always have us my man. For sure get in my guard bro and lose her number
>>64566518
She's a whore and probably doesn't even like fighting. Lose her number like she lost yours.
>>64565727
>poirier trying to convince himself he would rather be on the fightpass prelims than the main event.
Will you nerds shut the fuck up crying and hugging each other
>waaah tfw no gf
Just join FarmersOnly.com m8s
anyone betting tonight?
1u nemkov
1u teodoras
1u gabi/kron/sapp/ward
0.5u singh
>>64566583
Why doesn't UFC have a dating site yet?
>>64566583
i think you mean pic related
>>64566536
>>64566552
>>64566576
thanks bros
>>64566583
eat shit potatofaggot
>>64566593
it would be sausage fest
>>64566518
Write back saying "Oops wrong number, lol. Im glad you didnt get that yet, it could have been awkward. " or something like that. Its what i always do.
>>64566617
>Its what i always do.
>>64566617
Smooth as hell, playa
>>64566617
Thanks for the pro tip, I'll use this next time too
>>64566617
are you really that spineless?
fucking weeaboo hours
when is this fucking fedor fight happening EST?
>>64566686
She's ignoring him, who's being spineless?
>>64566410
I really hope you're right about the first two. I fear Condit will fight at distance, and keep distance better than rory. What if he reopens his lip and his face falls off.
>>64566696
the jellyfish
>>64566703
>Weedman's kid calls him "Champ" just to fuck with him now
TAIMA has RIZIN listed as starting at midnight (53 minutes from now)!
brehs im looking at her instagram and i think it was for the best
>>64566703
>you got beaten up very well though :)
>>64566703
fool should be deadlifting with jon not getting his shit fucked up with junior. baka
>>64566711
absolutely rekt
>>64566724
>from now
Hahahaha
East Coast Beast Coast
>>64566724
midnight is 7 minutes past you central time faggot
>>64563000
Lawler
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
I feel like Condito is going to rock Robbie with spinning shit or a kick like Rory did but then actually finish him.
Mini-Mendes' chin was obviously still affected by 189, maybe Robbie's will be as well.
Is this true?
>>64566687
Maybe 6-8 hours from now? It starts in an hour (3PM Japan time) and should run until midnight here. Fedor's fight is second-to-last.
>>64566760
I'm thinking the same thing. Maybe you and I can spar our brains together sometime. Iron sharpens iron
>>64566687
5-6 am
go to bed least cost, this real fight fan game isn't for softie casuals
>>64564155
How is life over there at RAREland? Seriously how comfy are you at the moment ?
RENA is ready.
Are you?
>>64563000
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Sims
>>64566806
>generic asian female
would
>>64566806
i want her to heem me and rape me
>>64566798
I'll bring flash cards
>>64566806
My DICK is ready. If you know what I mean.
>>64566800
smoke my pole candacuck
I've been watching Fedor since his amateur days.
>>64566803
very comfy, the only thing is that the internet isn't that great so i will probably miss the upcoming fights.
>>64566806
does she do JAVs?
What's Gabi thingken bout?
>>64560738
look here puto should tlj dare pick q fight with me believe I will defend myself and give you a fair run for your money just by the shit you wrote, you sound like someone who cant wait to have a dick put right up your bitch ass
>>64566703
>>64566732
If Weidman stands with Diaz, could he finally get people on the team?
Is this Admiral Bulldog?
>>64566848
Do you live there or just visiting?
>>64566854
>tfw gabi has better male jaw structure than you
fuck this life
>>64566848
how many Seychellois rupees do you have in the bank?
>>64566854
probably some sort of bloody violent shit
>>64566862
just imagine the gigantic shits that guy has laid to rest in his hotel room
>>64566862
BARRUUTTOOOO
>>64566865
just visiting for the holidays
>>64566877
about tree fiddy
>>64566908
What does the place smell like?
>>64566854
probably thinking about how she is the optimal female for breeding champions
>>64566882
gabi is a gentle giant. i dont think she'll be able to destroy this chick the way people are predicting. she doesnt have the aggression
is this applicable?
>>64566916
decomposing leafs and bird shit
>>64566944
>leafs
r u canadian?
>>64566962
no just a silly goose
>>64566943
What is up with the dressed up guy (Nagashima)?
Also how many hours do we have left?
>>64566925
>she doesn't have the aggression
She's built like a fuckin silverback gorilla lad. Her reptilian brain is fueled on testosterone and conquering the weak
Rizin stream? Is Taima doing one?
>>64567006
yeah
>>64567003
you ever seen her bjj matches? she aint a beast like you'd think
>>64566989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx66GFpYO1I
>>64566989
He wants to be the little girl.
>>64566989
He heemed Memeoki. Other than that he likes to cosplay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcGjmRXA0xc
>>64566989
28 bings
>>64567073
>assume the position
Guys, what's Russian for "heem"
>>64567098
geem
23 BINGS LADS
how can I watch boyos?
>>64567019
>>64567056
>>64567025
Thanks but i want him heemed at this point if you don't mind.
>>64567098
heemamedov
>>64567196
reddit .com/r/mmastreams
>>64567098
hyom
>>64567196
ty sir
