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England 303 & 326
South Africa 214 & 136/4 (target 416)
Renegades v Scorchers starts in about 7 bongs
http://strawpoll.me/6399358
2
Reminder that listening to Triple J is exclusively the pursuit of beta bachelors students.
Reminder that I told you all England would win the series against South Africa, while you summer of cricket casuals laughed.
Do you think a girl has ever posted in /cric/?
r8, lads
>>64542957
Statsautist
>>64542957
Yeah there's one posting here m8 >>64542957
>>64542950
theyre not going to win the series you fucking casual
>>64542974
Chinks aren't even human
Statsgook on suicide watch
>>64542961
>Pepsi Max
3/10, Pepsi or nothing, m8
>>64543007
KEK, you are one of the casuals who thought South Africa would have a clean sweep.
England will literally win the series, and there isn't a thing you can do about it.
Now, be gone from my thread, casual.
Reminder that Statsvirgin is a LITERALLY is the Kiwi Elliot Roger
Reality Check on slightly plausible narrative watch
Lads, Fallout 4 sucks. In about 2 hours in and nothing interesting has happened.
I think I'm going to sell all my consoles and games, and sell my graphics card.
I never even play games anymore really.
>>64542950
If you told me a couple months ago that England would beat SA on their own turf, I would've called you an idiot.
I think >we should be thankful to India for completely fucking them.
Also with Philander ruled out of the first 2 tests and Steyn also a doubt for Cape Town, it pretty much is confirmed England 2-0 going into the 3rd test.
>>64543293
im just surprised how easy this garbage-tier English bowling (they're all crap except Bread and half Finn in these conditions) are taking SA wicket. van Lyl is genuinely awful and Amla is kill.
>>64543270
me too
i keep buying them but can't be arsed playing
i wish i weren't old
>>64543270
yeah its shit dont play it
the only video game I've actually enjoyed in the last few years was witcher 3
I only play paradox autism simulators now
Lads, does a "most runs" bet mean the for his team or the match?
>>64543504
for his team
pretty risky bets, and if its t20 (since I'm guessing you're asking about the bet365 thing), my tip is always back 'accumulators' like Sangakkara, SMarsh etc rather than meme-wallopers like Black Bull Gayle because they far more consistently get scores.
I've only done that sort of bet once so far and I won it but I won't be doing it again. Last night for instance I doubt anyone would have backed Dan Christian to top score for Hobart.
Afghan test team fucking when?
Kookaburra sits in the MCG
Smith was literally the best batsman for 2015
lads do I keep or drop Hastings
>>64543742
wait till the game and see if he plays
>>64543586
Cheers mate. I out a tenner on Lynn last night. $4+ seems a bit high for a team with only two decent bats...
Might chuck a tenner on Finch/Rimmington runs/wickets double tonight
lets get this to 50 lads
>>64543841
>Might chuck a tenner on Finch/Rimmington runs/wickets double tonight
may aswell give your tenner to me then m8
quit while you're ahead and you still have your money
>>64543457
>I only play paradox autism simulators now
I have only got into ck2 so far. hoi3 and even eu4 just went way over my head. any tips on not being a supreme casual?
>>64544348
>hoi3
could never get into it myself but I've never been a bi fan of ww2 simulators
>eu4
just dont like the game
The only ones I play are Cuck Kings 2 & Victoria 2
Vicky has a bigger learning curve than Ck2 but it's the most enjoyable and rewarding of all the games imo. The way that population demographics and politics (ie ideology, form of government etc) is simulated is alot of fun.
In my last game I played as Mexico and managed to beat back Big Strong America (with poms helping) when they came for my lands and eventually got Texas back and helped the CSA win the Civil War.
The BSA's ended up getting alot of immigration and tried to come after me again but I beat them badly and forced them to release New England and took all the mid-west states. They chimped out a couple of years later and went full commie which was amusing.
>>64544312
Cunt, it's a tenner.... got make the meme wallop interesting somehow
Fuck i fell asleep during the thread change. Had a nice photo of Holly to share as well
>>64544731
is this going to ruin your day?
>>64544785
Yeah i was on the last thread at 487 posts ready to go and i fucking fell asleep. But i don't mind this OP, better a Engalnd OP then a fucking NZ poster
R8 lads, Thunder girls edition
>>64545044
Marry 4, fuck 3, kill 1&2 desu
>>64545044
get rid of the one on the left tbqh
R8, Thunder mature girls edition. I will be making more soon
1. Roosters
2. Cowboys
3. Grubnulla
4. Melbourne
5. Broncucks Ltd.
6. Bulldogs
7. Warriors
8. South Sydney
-
9. St Poorge
10. Manly
11. Gold Coast
12. Canberra
13. Parramatta
14. Penrith
15. Wests Tigers
16. Pooasslel
>>64545096
Gotta add a dark haired girl mate. Sign of the times
>>64545177
>>>/rug/
>>64545121
Fuck 3, kill the rest
>marry some old cunt
Fuck, marry, kill Sixers edition
>>64545486
Marry Elyse, Kill Vyjayanthimala, Fuck Mrs Starc
>>64545044
4 1 3 2
>>64545121
4 2 1 3
Hey apparently Reality Check is wanted in Aus for tax fraud
>>64545486
Marry Ellyse (divorce her for Holly) kill the wog and cuck starc
>>64546086
Based RC sticking it to the man
>>64546086
NEWCUNT DETECTED
>>64546086
>reality poo doesn't know how to take advantage of the tax code
then again why would I believe any of the shit he says anyway
>>64546255
Hey just thinking could we tip off the AFP that a wanted criminal is hiding out in Indonesia?
>>64546248
>not seeing this as an opportunity to expose RC
Retard
>>64546287
His picture at the orphanage gave me all i needed. But i actually like him so ill keep quiet
Fuck marry kill Adelaide edition
>>64546411
marry 1 kill 2 fuck 3 desu
>>64546272
The AFP already know where I am. Hell they've probably been reading some of my posts here. The issue is they can't touch me on this island I'm on.
>>64546451
I know you're full of shit but still it would be funny as fuck to see you on the news getting extradited back to Australia.
>>64546424
The correct answer senpai
>>64546411
Fuck 3, Kill 1, Marry 2. 1 Looks like a fucking proper bitch
Is ABDV considered a shit keeper? Seen him put down a couple a sitters already
>>64546451
what is your "poodiction" ?
KEK
"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
https://twitter.com/strikersbbl/status/682043767646322688
Will the BBL game break the MCG Boxing Day crowd? What is Adelaide's max capacity for cricket these days?
>>64546721
he's normally pretty good but he doesn't want to do it anymore
They are LITERALLY making him keep so that they can shove two shit-tier quota players into the middle-order (Duminy & Bavuma) who shouldn't be in the team rather than play a real wicketkeeper.
>>64546777
Renegades in a "close" one.
Also random reminder that if you like the new Star Wars flick you are an idiot with shit taste and will most likely be a wage slave for the rest of your life.
I'm glad to find my old board /tv/ agrees with me on this. I have trained my young padawans well over there.
Is Afrikaans a meme language?
>>64547145
>le on the run gimmick man
>>64547145
You must have watched it at the cineplex on the tiny island you live on.
>narrative in shreds yet again
>>64547150
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>64547216
actually no I took my boat to the Ambon to watch it for exactly 3 fiddy in a gold class cinema.
>>64545177
>gold coast that high
>broncucks that low
>shorks that high (maloney will flop outside the basedahs system)
>penrith that low
>manly that low
>>64547145
>watching Cuck Wars
nah m8
>>64547255
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
KOTOR 2 on sale for $3 lads. Think it's worth actually buying the game just for the patch
>>64547274
thanks for the (You)
>>64547242
Do you have a cricfu? I have a feeling you find the notion retarded tbqh
>>64547325
he still cant get over his imaginary "girlfriend" who is fucking another man and letting that man raise his "daughter"
Reality Cuck's "daughter" will LITERALLY grow up loving another man
KEK
>>64546812
around 40,000 so no it won't
>>64547379
Everyone's daughter grows up to love another man, idiot.
>>64547400
I said she will GROW UP loving another man more as a FATHER you Mongoloid
Reality Cuck will be nothing more than a footnote in "her" ""life""
Reality Check on aborted narrative watch
>>64547379
at least I can still get laid you dumb piece of shit
>>64547325
No, but I can understand people having a thing for celebrities. TV does strange things to stimulate your arousal.
Daily reminder this happened
>>64547458
You did not say that.
You could argue that you IMPLIED that (you didn't btw), but you definitely did not say that.
Nice try.
>>64547491
>LE FUG LE SHID SKINDS xD xD
Reminder that man has accomplished more than you ever will.
Gonna head the my local for schitty night with the boys. Gonna have a few schooeys with the lads and maybe have a cheeky slap. Listening to Triple J right now lads. Love summer getting loose with the boys
>>64547557
Nice.
I study engineering as well.
>>64547557
I unironically say "my local" when referring to the place I frequent most for a drink, but don't use anything else
>>64547557
>schitty
I feel you're missing an n
>>64547547
leave it to Reality Cuck to take the bait
>>64547589
my old friend conshit.
What have you been up to brother? Have a good christmas?
put my first fantasy score up for a long time, little over 400 for round 3 of the BBL.
I feel that's not bad considering I had no prep and didn't even know who was playing, I'm guarenteed to catch some of you lads before it finishes
>>64547557
sounds schitty
>>64547462
brilliant ad hominem, utterly superb. The fact that whenever you get utterly PTFO'd you default to trying to insult the anon who posted for a lack of sex just highlights your own insecurity. You LITERALLY think you are actually "better" than ANYONE here because you fuck cheap underrage brown hookers in a thirdworld shithole. It's all you have. You are a broken man. Your daughter will be raised by another man and you will likely never see her until she is fully grown, if at all.
You know literally nothing about me, I have a girlfriend for your interest so I can (just about) fuck when I want.
But you are a narcissist who insists on having an "e-personality" so I know all about you and your ego. You're clinging on to a hyper-inflated selfworth in a desperate attempt to provide your pathetic and failed life some sort of validity.
YOU are a failure. Stop trying to pretend otherwise and stop trying to give other people life advise because YOU are the last person who should EVER be doing that.
Time to kill your "story"
>>64547627
I've been up to quite a bit but I don't want to elaborate.
Christmas was okay, was missing some people from it which was tough to deal with but all in all I had a nice few days
>>64547654
so the freshcunt obsessed with "exposing" RC turned out to be krazykuck
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64547697
i wana fucc
>>64547697
madman
statsbitch on chingchong watch
Guns N Roses are back together lads. Axl and Slash at least
>>64547654
The fact that you're teasing me about my sotuation goes to show who the real insecure one is here mate.
>>64547660
Sorry to hear that mate.
>>64547790
Axl, Slash, Duff and Matt Sorum confirmed
statscunt on massshooting watch
>>64542950
I said it would be close and got the same reaction. Also got accused multiple times of shilling for England, when they aren't even my #1 team
>LITERALLY about to beat the current #1 ranked team AT HOME
>ACBs will STILL shit on everything about England
>>64547883
statsbitch on 自杀 watch
>>64547145
Based cultured Reality Check.
>>64547990
在自杀监视统计屄
Zhang on pooicide watch
Just got an email from TPG lads
>>64547969
Wow lol sauce
>>64542827
Afghanistan would benefit the most from it, but Ireland would be the better competitor
>>64544348
Vicky 2 lad. Sengoku is pretty good too
EU 4 is probably more simple than CK 2, just slog your way through the first 20 hours and get to grips with the UI, just like you would have with Crusader Kings.
>playing Hearts of Iron
wew
that's the pinnacle of autism lad
Listen to the sounds of the BBL season with this official soundtrack album. The CD pack includes 40 handpicked tracks that represent tracks played at the ground.
TRACKLISTING – CD 1
1 Pat Benatar All Fired Up
2 Robbie Williams Let Me Entertain You
3 LMFAO, Lauren Bennett, GoonRock Party Rock Anthems
4 P!Nk So What
5 Chumbawamba Tubthumping
6 Good Charlotte The Anthem
7 Omi Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix Radio Edit)
8 LunchMoney Lewis Bills
9 Fifth Harmony Featuring Kid Ink Worth It
10 Deorro x Chris Brown Five More Hours
11 Chris Brown Yeah 3x
12 OutKast Hey Ya!
13 The Black Eyed Peas I Gotta Feeling
14 Sheppard Geronimo
15 Meghan Trainor Lips Are Movin
16 Jessica Mauboy Pop A Bottle (Fill Me Up)
17 Pitbull Featuring TJR Don't Stop The Party
18 Usher Scream
19 Psy Gangnam Style (강남스타일)
20 Justice Crew Que Sera
TRACKLISTING – CD 2
1 Sherbet Howzat
2 Coldplay Viva La Vida
3 Dragon Celebration
4 Daddy Cool Eagle Rock
5 Survivor Eye Of The Tiger
6 Rose Tattoo We Can't Be Beaten
7 Men At Work Down Under
8 Lenny Kravitz Are You Gonna Go My Way
9 RUN-DMC Featuring Aerosmith Walk This Way
10 Poison Nothin' But A Good Time
11 Europe The Final Countdown
12 Little River Band Playing To Win
13 Boom Crash Opera The Best Thing
14 Mark Williams Show No Mercy
15 Red Hot Chili Peppers Higher Ground
16 The Screaming Jets Better
17 Quiet Riot Cum On Feel The Noize
18 Thin Lizzy The Boys Are Back In Town
19 Kenny Loggins Danger Zone
20 Kiss Rock And Roll All Nite
>>64547270
why does her anus have a hymen
>>64546721
he's okay, but it's fucking dumb to have him keep
both him and Sanga were the modern batting GOATs, but after they stopped keeping regularly
>the region of the West Indies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrCzi1idvQ
>>64546949
I'm unironically gonna heed this tip
>>64547277
yeah lad, KOTOR 2 with the TSLRCM patch is one of the best games ever made
>>64548286
lad
Lads do you think Uncharted 4 will be good?
are we still fuck/marry/killing /cric/ slags, boys?
unsure on if I should sub Bancroft in for fatshit this game round lads
Bancroft may not get a bat but he's going to play twice, while Fatshit is an allrounder but has played like shit
>>64548325
probably not lad, Uncharted got boring after the second
>>64548330
Fuck daniel, marry Jynn, kill Reality Cunt
>>64548189
What do they want lad?
Test
>>64548357
just letting me know I'm getting close to my cap la
>>64548247
would buy desu
>>64548341
>LE FUG LE REALIDY CHEG XD
>>64548397
no, I clearly said I would fuck daniel and kill reality check
Just got caught lbw lads.
Tony Cozier is literally on suicide watch lads
>>64548325
I have no doubt it will be the best of the sereis
>>64548341
>Fuck daniel
rude
W..w..whats everyone doing for new years? Might watch the BBL and post on here... thats exactly what ill be doing tbqh
>>64548247
>Big pleb league
>big pleb tracks
What a surprise.
I've always thought Western Australia’s flora is out of this world, so perhaps it’s unsurprising that kangaroo paws have been used in the latest Star Wars movie! Kangaroo paws (Anigozanthos: Haemodoraceae) are endemic to our south-west region—a biodiversity hotspot of global significance—and are loved for their whacky flowers, which are a clever adaption to pollination by nectar-seeking birds.
There are 11 species of Anigozanthos and a plethora of hybrids that are available as garden plants. We suspect the flowers used in the movie are from a tall hybrid cultivar between A. rufus and A. flavidus. These hybrids are long-lived and look fabulous as mass plantings but can also add a vibrant splash of colour to home gardens, where local honeyeaters will simply go berserk over their blooms.
The Force Awakens. May the paws be with you!
>>64548460
Same.
Probably will go to watch some fireworks at the seaface past midnight.
>>64548460
There is maybe a 5% chance that I will be invited somewhere
So most likely I will be here
Rhadinothamnus anceps (Rutaceae) is currently flowering in our coastal wetlands along the south coast. It’s an attractive species with its erect habit and clusters of bright white flowers, but some caution should be taken in getting too close. Brushing against this plant or exposure to its sap could potentially produce a photosensitive response, which can result in blisters to your skin.
>>64548460
Definitely not watching the big pleb shit that's for sure.
Just going to ring in the new years with some fireworks and a party on the beach with my church group.
>>64548460
Sitting alone, reminiscing on the year, like always.
I felt like debating coming out here for new years because I thought I'd get invited somewhere this year but the chances were only 50%, and the flights were already booked.
I'll be alone, but I at least have a nice view.
Chamelaucium sp. Gingin (N.G. Marchant 6) is one of more than 1300 informally- or phrase-named taxa on the WA Herbarium’s census of WA plants, algae and fungi. Phrase names give us the means to afford recognition and protection to likely new species that are awaiting a full, formal taxonomic assessment.
This is important because the naming of new species is an exacting exercise, and great care must be taken to ensure that potential new species are indeed different from closely related taxa, and that the new name is correctly applied according to the rules of the “International Code of Nomenclature for algae, fungi and plants” (the rules that govern taxonomic naming); in some instances this process may take some time, especially when an expert needs to revise an entire genus or family to be certain that a particular species is distinct. Phrase names allow us to deal with the species while this process is ongoing.
Chamelaucium sp. Gingin is an erect shrub to 2 m high, and is covered in sprays of white to pale pink flowers from September through to December. It is restricted to a small area just north of Perth, and is currently listed as threatened.
Reminder that while Reality Faggot constantly shills against T20 and the BBL he STILL WATCHES IT and UNIRONICALLY knows enough about it to make his meme "tips".
>>64548530
Pretty sure it's ironic mate.
Chorizema (Fabaceae) is just one of 36 genera with pea-shaped flowers native to the south-west of Western Australia. While not always the case, there are a number of species in this genus that can be recognised by their bright orange standard and cerise wings and keel. Chorizema cordatum is one of these and is currently flowering in the herbarium planter beds.
>>64548548
You still watch the games. You still actually know when they're on and who's playing. You can't """"ironically"""" do that.
If you really were anti-BBL you wouldn't have the slightest clue
>>64548562
That's the point. You can no little to fuck all about Big Pleb league, be the greatest casual in the world and still have a winning tipping record.
Biology is for women and faggots who like to mug up.
>>64548575
fuck that's a horrible typo, smoked too much weed recently.
>>64548583
With recent heat over the past couple of weeks, I've been busy planting and tidying up the gardens beds for the current summer season. It’s encouraging to see some plants already coming into flower like Boronia crenulata (Rutaceae). Common throughout the south-west, Boronia crenulata has several subspecies and varieties; it produces sprays of small pink flowers from May to December.
Hey guys when does the next big faggot league match start
>>64548588
No wonder your ex aborted your kid you drug taking degenerate
>>64548624
an hour and a half la
>>64548624
An hour and a half. Please respect the BBL
>>64548629
I wasn't smoking pot when I was with her. And I agree it's a degenerate act, but I'm just so fucking bored most of the time. I'm over everything, nothing really stimulates me in life at the moment. Feel like I've done too much.
Ellyse is cute, CUTE!
>>64548655
give matty lloyd a call and play king of the pack with him and hirdy
>>64548624
在晚上七点
>>64548673
你会说汉语吗?
>>64545044
w-what's far right's name lads?
would she go on a conjugal visit to kfc with me?
>>64548575
if you like cricket you should get used to it because it is "literally" the present and future of cricket
International cricket is dying up its ass. In 10 years time international cricket will be completely irrelevant except for the Big 3 and "international" cricket will be about as relevant as "international" Rugby League.
http://gu.com/p/4fdt9?
JUST
>>64548699
Her name is Nicola Carey and is young all-rounder to keep a close eye on. 22 years old. Message her and ask i guess
>>64548692
No I'm only using google translate on that shit because statscunt is a chink
But..
ты гoвopит пa-pyccки?
if you aren't able to converse me with your "narrative" will be in tatters
fyi I'm deliberately making grammatical mistakes so google translate wont work. If you have even the most basic comprehension of Russian you'll be fine.
>>64548700
and the new Star Wars directed by that hack JJ Abrams is the future of modern cinema. Doesn't make it good in any way.
>>64548710
>kids lying dead on the ground
>time for a picture
nice """national ""hero""""" you've got there lads
>>64548719
I've been aware of that, not just your grammar but your spelling has been off too.
I'm not going to converse in Russian with you or any one else here for that matter. It's a private language between me, my girlfriend and classic existentialist literature.
>>64548743
narrative exposed
>>64548710
“Too late if they’ve already seen these pictures. He should at least have included a trigger warning
>>64548717
hnnnng
I can only imagine how slutty she'd look with make-up
>>64548752
>YUH NARRATIVE
About as exposed as your dick has been to beautiful women.
>>64548783
it has been uncovered and laid bare for all to see
>>64548639
>>64548641
Dammit probably too many casuals to post my autism speech on the South Africa tour of New Zealand in 2022.
>>64548793
>this was LITERALLY how daniel spent his holiday in memestown
>>64542961
except when you get it and the chips are cold, there's one leaf of lettuce and half a gallon of mayo
>>64548743
KEK
i audibly kekked aswell, cheers cunt
>>64548830
>LE REALITY CUNT SO FUNNY XD XD
>LE BEST TRIP
>LE ABORTION
kys
>>64548838
Pooper Perturbed Matt detected
>>64548838
LSCM on Pooicide Watch
>>64548802
I did it after the tramp in my hotel room m8, I was stiff as fuck couldn't move anywhere.
Post your favourite song of 2015 lads
This has gotta be close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6M670aVxe4
>dat final solo
my literal penis
r8 mg gf lids
>>64548743
ABORTED NARRATIVE
>>64548838
im laughing at the fact that some Cucktorian NEET would put THIS much effort into giving his "story" plausibility on a Bahrainian Itchy and Scratchy forum.
I can speak coversational Russian (and no I'm not a Slav, statscunt). This idiot can't even read Cyrillic. The fact he posted that garbage unironically to try and sidestep that is utterly comical.
>>64547716
not me
>>64548886
She is literally my sister
>>64548883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdMz7BUtOvk
shitty year for music
>>64548886
that's my gf
i look so forward to the bbl every night. i love getting into bed and curling up with a good book and listening to it in the background. the only thing is, i hate perth games because it's still light over there and it's too bright and it lights up the whole room and detracts from the comfy levels.
>>64548886
Thunder have the best girls by fucking far
>>64548906
>shitty year for music
Fuck of m8 this year was way better than last year
Good pick though, seeing them live next year. You might actually like the band I posted, they're a bit post-punk sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2as9NM9d0
>dat synth riff
>>64548932
this is why you don't have a girlfriend, daniel
>>64548932
>>64548906
>>>/tripleJ/
>>64548883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt5tRaV3iY0
if you consume music through youtube you are a pleb
HAVE NO FEAR.... AMERICA IS HERE!
why do i have to wait another fucking hour for the saffers to get it before they all run off and retire like little bitches?
>put that in your quota and smoke it!
SMarsh > Burns
>>64548976
this is why the world hates americans
>>64548984
*this is why 4chan hates reddit
>>64548947
>everything that is good is JJJ-core
fuck off with this meme
>>64548976
Indian or Paki?
>>64548944
Because I like pop music?
>>64548932
>they're going to auckland but not perth
I was convinced Laneway was going to nab them this year, but instead they just recruited shitty Triple J bands
>>64548988
this is why i hate australians
>>64548963
True, but it's easier to post on 4chan because of embedded links.
Sometimes I'll look at the comments when linking someone a song and remind myself just how terrible every single youtube comment section, ever, is.
did anyone else notice that Brisbane unironically had a good crowd last night?
>>64548976
No one is watching that "game". Why the fuck would I watch a AB & a bunch of quota "players" who would literally struggle to make the Windies team attempt and fail to block for 7 hours when I could watch Black Bull Chris and his golden meme?
>>64548984
>tfw your regularly planned test cricket stream has been replaced by ATN ZOOM
>>64548989
neither... but talking indian cricket with the guy who works at my nearest gas station has gotten me free/supremely-discounted cigarettes on multiple occasions
>>64548989
You are LITERALLY the target audience for Triple J and your taste shows why.
>>64548932
Wow, haven't heard a synth riff that basic since the 80s.
>>64549005
Yuur posts are like Youtube comment section you Triple J fag
>>64549008
>No one is watching that "game"
it literally had more activity than the BBL threads
>>64548990
Laneway is so beyond shit this year lmao. I expected them, Sufjan and probably Kendrick. They always get the Pitchfork-core artists and while I hate most of that shit there are always a couple of bands that make it worth it. This year, they literally just got all the awful Pitchfork-core.
>unironically having PC Music at a festival
got given some johnnie walker red label for christmas. All i've been drinking lately is really good whisey and I just opened it to take a whiff and goddamn it sells fucking awful in comparison.
>>64548995
>this is why i hate australians
seriously m8 you're going way harder than the albino guy in the da vinci code giving himself lashes.
>ALL GLORY TO THE ZEROGOOSE!
oh and there's a daniel, statscunt, and a walkcunt aka walkGOD too isnt there?
>this is why i hate americans
>>64549010
Really, because about a month ago you guys were accusing me of "only listening to edgy metal"
Does Triple J play edgy metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNpNU1jl7Fw
>>64549015
>not loving basic 80s synth riffs
pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5sJhSNUkwQ
>>64549025
last year was so fucking good too
>ratking
>st vincent
>flylo
>eagulls
>fka twigs
they really dropped the ball this year. At least Disconnect had Mercury Rev
>>64548954
sounds like the time i accidental left my keys in the washing machine
>>64549039
I do, but it's nothing special when it's "literally" recycled trash to shill some shitty music.
There are barely any good musicians any more. The arts are dying and maybe one day you will wake up and realize this.
>>64549022
have you actually seen the threads after the AusGODS go to sleep?
And that is demonstrably false because I've actually been watching the Test. The night before last there was literally not one post about the game for the first full hour it was played, I know this because I was the only one commenting on it.
I'm just not watching it anymore because the result is a foregone conclusion and I cant be fucked watching AB either try and black and fail or just meme out.
>>64549050
You would do that considering you're a dumb pleb
Reminder that ABDV is no longer a top 3 batsman in the world and the >LE ABDV LE GOAT XDXD meme needs to die.
>>64549039
>Muse
>>64549039
Stop linking your trash taste, mate.
>>64549047
Eh I wasn't 100% sold on last year either. I don't really get St Vincent and IMO FKA Twigs has only really become great this year with that new EP.
FlyLo would have been great but it wasn't worth the price for me
>>64549066
>not post-ironically loving that song whilst still hating muse
Muse suck.
>>64549054
>objectively the best current pop artist
>shitty music
Terrible bait
>>64549054
>realize
narrative aborted
>>64549066
MWNN's favourite band. Fuck that cunt is just the embodiment of everything that can be truly shit in a person.
Can't wait to kiss my sister on new years eve.
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
SMarsh
MMarsh
Nevill
SOK
Pattinson
Hazlewood
Lyon
desu
holy shit guys this ATN ZOOM is kicking my ass. it has a shorter attention span to me cuz every ~30-45 seconds it does a wipe and bumps the theme jingle and then the announcer speaks some gibberish and then it's ostentatious techno pulsating with more gibberish and than some handsme indian bloke in a muscle shirt being interview for 45-60 seconds, wipe away for a logo and the theme jingle and then reset to another 60 seconds with the handsome indian bloke.
and then after all that you get (pic related)
and now they're playing internet videos and i can tell because the videos dont even take up the whole screen and you can see the youtube-style-red-scrollbar under the video.
but really, stop all of that tabloid news plz. and seriously get that poo IN the loo.
>>64549054
>There are barely any good musicians any more. The arts are dying and maybe one day you will wake up and realize this.
Rueing not having my fedora folder right now
>>64549105
>if you don't like popular stuff you must wear a fedora :^)
Idiot.
https://twitter.com/BBL/status/682090045407277056
This guy has been reading too many Ian Chappell cricinfo articles
>>64549098
why is that shitter SOK being played?
is it le blood le new boy meme?
so i'm supposed to pay for a tv channel that plays indian-youtube-knockoff videos?
ok then.
hey lads
>>64549124
indian ads are the best tbqh
>>64549131
hi autistic memespouter
brb, calling up my provider.
>>64549114
No, moron
If you unironically think that there are no good musicians anymore, even after a song like fucking this >>64548954 was posted in this very thread, you are an illiterate moron. If there are no good musicians now there were never any good musicians.
Fortunately I know you're only having a meme, but this is one side of your narrative that I don't approve of.
>>64549144
Not your autistic Australian friend
Does anyone here listen to Portishead?
>>64549156
s/t>third>dummy
>>64549150
But that "song" is objectively terrible. "literally" worse than any of the shit I used to mix when I was DJing. I hope you're the one who is really memeing here.
>>64549163
>unironically thinking that Dummy is their worst album
>>64549156
Literally everyone listens to Portishead desu
>>64549169
You referring to OPN? I'm not the biggest Lopatin bandwagoner but his production is seriously cutting edge.
so uh is anyone going to watch >englel take out the retiring saffers tonight? or do we have some hot BBL action?
>>64549156
if i was a 14 year old girl seeking a pityfuck i would. fortunately i'm not that cuz i get my dating tips str8 from varun
who /grimes/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv9YoYCKNoE
>>64549187
Yeah, "edge" being the key word here.
>>64549189
Everyone who is actually here for cricket will be watching that match, yes.
>>64549189
I'll be alternating between the two tbqh
>>64549192
I still don't know what I think of grimes
>>64549187
Literally no one I know listens to it desu
>>64549189
ok
![tumblr_mwqw9ecNqs1qkzudxo1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z3Svtfj.jpg "tumblr mwqw9ecNqs1qkzudxo1 400[1]")
>it's a /cric/ descends into offtopic music discussion and Daniel starts RUNNING the thread episode
music peaked in the 2000s
most of this 2010s shit has been garbage. i hate how everyone is trying to experiment with those god awful "post modern" sounds in their songs
>>64549197
hi Daniel
>>64549205
naw seriously malaysiabro, unless i'm mixing up portishead i remember them being sad music for sad people (ironically sung by a pretty bangable chick)
SPEAKING OF BANGABLE....
>>64549197
actually i'm here for the "more" in "it's more than just cricket" -- which i always assumed meant a reacharound
>>64549220
>2000s
"literally" been on the decline since the late 80s kiddo.
>>64549192
Favorite song of the year
>>64549230
the 90s were literally the peak of music
>>64549223
W E W LADS
E
W
we've hit peak daniel
>>64549230
actually, music was pretty garbage in the 80s as well
the 90s and 00s were a golden age for music in all honesty
>>64549228
Yeah you're right but 'Happy music' just doesn't appeal to me anymore. The chick was pretty cute though.
>>64549230
'no'
>>64549230
Seeing how Radiohead are the greatest band of all time you seem to be mistaken
>>64549228
Portishead are literally regrettable sex: the band
>>64549243
in the end can you really ask for any more than a cute chick when you're talking about popular/ish music?
>>64549247
Radiohead was pretty fucking good senpai but turned into some electro junkies.
.@ScorchersBBL XI: Klinger, S.Marsh, Harris, Bancroft, Agar, Turner, Willey, Paris, Behrendorff, Tye, Hogg #BBL05
.@RenegadesBBL XI: Finch, Gayle, White, Wade, Bravo, Beaton, Cooper, Gannon, Tremain, Rimmington, Hauritz #BBL05
>>64549263
anybody else /ABScorchers/ here?
Worstern Australians literally make me SEETHE.
>>64549247
>radiohead
>anywhere near the greatest band of all time
That's just fucking garbage mate and you know it.
>>64549263
what are the betting odds?
>>64549272
kys please
Still seething that Radiohead's spectre song wasn't chosen
>>64549281
It's a good song but doesn't sound like a Bond song. Sam Smith's song was pretty shit desu
>>64549263
i still maintain that a perth scorcher is some sort of STD
>>64549272
keelhaul your shipmate
>>64549281
It was great but it was also far from a James Bond theme. Whose fucking moronic idea was it to ask Radiohead in the first place?
>>64549273
literally 50/50, both @ $1.90
it's basically stacked batting: the team vs stacked bowling: the team
>>64549289
>>64549294
It was more fitting than Sam Smith tbqh
Fucking trash artist selection all around though, they should have just got Adele again. That whale was born to sing Bond themes
>>64549295
not worth it
i thought the renegads would have been paying
>>64542827
Why replace West Indies? I'm sure they could do better than Zimbabwe. Those two should have a test series with one another.
Actinodium cunninghamii (Myrtaceae) is flowering in the wetlands around Albany at the moment. With its subtending floral bracts, beginners to botany are often deceived into thinking it belongs to the Asteraceae family; this is also reinforced by its common name, the Albany Daisy. However, on closer examination of the flower structure, and once you smell the crushed leaves of this species, you immediately notice the distinctive scent belonging to Myrtaceae.
>trying to shitpost via phone app at work
>some shitcunt got the entire telstra ip range banned for the closest tower
Feels bad lads
why is Mark Waughner on Foxtel for SA/ENG?
shouldnt he be at the Based Bash?
>>64549318
There's no future in West Indies cricket, no one feels any attachment to a body that arbitrarily grouped together a bunch of different nations.
Cricket is going to keep on declining over there unless T&T and Jamaica go independent
>>64549309
Portishead could've done a good job.
ok now my scaled down indian version of 12 corazones is over (or was it a show with a host rocking 50 gallons of hair gel and some C-list bollywood celebs answering questions about ??? while tooting horns?)
alls i know is now they're on to showing low res music videos which are basically giant group shots of ppl dancing interspliced with close up shots of the DJ setup and closeup shots of beautiful people....
...oh and this guy too. he must be the DJ/producer? idk. you know what this reminds me of tho.... JUST...
>hurry up englel
>Stuart Clark: I'm backing South Africa
kek
KEK
>this golf special with Guptill's wife in that skirt
Muh fucking dick
High test af
mid 2000s music was pretty elite
2004-2006 was just a great time period in general
>2006 will be 10 years ago in 29 hours time
Reminder that 80% of trade work sites in January will unironically play Triple J
>AB DE SHITTIERS
kek
KEK
>>64549332
He worked the Based Bash last night.
>not having 2 (TWO) jobs
Kek.
KEK.
Lift your game.
QUICK LADS
HOGG OR TREMAIN
>PLUMB
wow im literally the only one watching it AGAIN
fuck this, im watching Based Bash. This is ogre
HOLY SHIT DOES ENGLAND HAVE A WICKET ALREADY"!?!?
>JUST...
de villiers better make em pay
K E K
E
K
>THE BEST BATSMAN IN THE WORLD
>GETTING OUT TO MOMEME
Literally rip in piss seth iffica
>>64549360
Tremain
>OI JOHNO TURN UP THE VOLUME M8, MY BOY MCKIRDS IS ABOUT TO DROP THIS WEEK'S SUPER CHILLED FRIDAY MIX!
>>64542883
Why do you keep reminding us of things we already know?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64549347
post
never been that into her desu but I could see her looking great in certain circumstances
>>64549368
HAHAHHAHAHAH IT STOOD?
>136/5
i think they're chasing another ~200? wow. who's got a heroic stand against english imperialism in them?
>Sky commentator announcing the wrong black man
>the muslim literally has four wickets
B E A R D
E
A
R
D
>>64542883
This 2bh.
I guess it's fitting that retards who choose to study a useless degree all listen to a useless radio station.
>>64549384
if people observed your rule there'd be 100 posts per day on all of 4chan
Execute all /pol/tists
>tfw finally get to use my momeme folder again
Daniel streams triple J.
>>64549403
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
Unpopular opinion here
Moeen is actually a good spinner now
People keep saying he's shit because a) he's english and b) his batting has always been better than his bowling (possibly not anymore)
England don't actually need a world-class spinner, he's completely fine for the job. Better than anything from half the test nations and better than Lyon after the same amount of tests.
fuck /pol/
>OK LADS WHAT INQUISITIVE, THOUGHT-PROVOKING QUESTION ARE WE GOING TO ASK DR KARL AND DR ZAN THIS WEEK?
>>64549406
nice meme friend xD
>>64549403
This person unironically gets their "news" from triplej and the project.
This person also is unironically a beta bachelors nerd.
>umpire helmet
>>64549423
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>64549420
Yeah, I don't understand all the criticism he gets
>>64549388
oh nvm... they're stuck on 136 and they're chasing 416. england might be dropping wickets and maidens on these clowns right out of the gate!
i think i might have to do the south african thing and retire here. there is no competition for the mighty england: 2015 ASHES CHAMPIONS.
hey /straya/ if you hear a bump in the night don't make any fuss, it's JUST.... stuart broad taking another wicket.
The greatest artist Indonesia has to offer, not that he is appreciated much over here anymore. Based Benyamin S:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWdjtcay3yc
This video is unironically hilarious to me, but probably lost on most of you as you can't speak Indo. It's basically about some dude in his village cucking his woman.
/pol/ posters are literally underdeveloped, subhuman scum, on a lower level than most mongoloids
Is Bavuma literally the best black batsman in South Africa?
>>64549426
>It's a doctor Zan is a passive aggressive bitch to the guests episodes
>>64549441
K E K
E
K
>>64549440
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUGG LEEEEEEEEEEEE /BOL/ XDXDXD
>136/6
>moeen ali had 2 wickets stuck in his beard when he walked on the pitch
there's losing and there's going out like bitches... what do (You) think SA is doing here?
C O L L A P S E
wew
the SA meme is over
>>64549431
KEK, this is very true.
People that unironically are LE FUGG LE BOL shitposters are more often than not sheltered beta nerds who jump on the latest progressive trend in a desperate bid for female attention.
>Bairstow got a stumping
>Bairstow
>after missing literally four stumpings in the last few months
wow
fucking hell this is a fall from grace. Who's new #1? It's not fucking Statpadralia is it?
There is literally no (zero) redeeming qualities of /pol/ posters
Remember that time when moot UTTERLY rekt /pol/ and all the /pol/tards became eternally SHOOK as fuck?
good times
>>64549464
>It's not fucking Statpadralia is it?
it LITERALLY will be
Stay salty, cuckiel
>>64549464
it's the curries
>Getting out stumped by Bairstow
>Getting out to MoMeme
>>64549469
rip SA
>>64549156
yes, but there's been no new releases for years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeAEv1R4wMY
What the fuck is this Australian mog doing in this combox
He literally has the most fucking annoying accentuation I have ever heard. What he says is often okay but fuck his voice just makes me want to murder someone
I'm glad that all you cunts can sit here and have a laugh while one of the great cricketing test nations slides into mediocrity because of dindus and quotas. It's like you don't even want competition.
>>64549458
is it back to back maidens now? or back to back to back maidens? ha! they might never score a run again
>moeen ali: great spinner or the GOAT spinner?
somebody bat him leadoff please!
>3 wickets No runs
sounds like a viral internet video, eh?
>>64549461
There is only one anti-pol shitskin in /cric/.
Most people on /cric/ are /pol/ regulars.
inshallah south africa will be whitewashed, praise allah
>>64549491
Everyone's watching the Based Bash m8, we all know that international cricket is already dead.
>>64549491
the slide has already happened la, I'm just dumbfounded at how severe it's been
>>64549491
>one of the great cricketing test nations
>>64549491
Yeah it is sad, I agree. I'm just glad as an England supporter that England isn't as in decline as some people are claiming
PS, I'm admitting it now
Moeen is a good spinner.
Jesus, why are /pol/ posters always sad undergrad failures who spend the other half of their pathetic time arguing on uni stalkerspace normiebook pages?
>>64549495
I'm a Zhang that unironically attempts to get tweets aired on Q&A every week and I've been /cric/ since it's generalised inception.
Post yfw you found out SA LITERALLY has a blacks quota the have to meet
>>64549467
>>64549475
>he gets EXPOSED as a beta triple J listening nerd
>he unironically resorts to samefagging on 2 different devices his >LE FUG LE /BOL/ shit, but is STILL too beta to reply to the posts directly
KEK, you CANNOT make this shit up
>>64549491
Didn't realise we were the ones enforcing quotas on you.
>>64549495
t. Saxon
>>64549491
It is quite sad desu. Isn't cricket basically a rich private-school white kid sport over there?
>there will never be a GOAT Australia v South Africa series again
fuck me lads
>>64549518
You are not "a" zhang, you are THE zhang.
There is only one Chinese here and only one Arab.
The rest of us are actual human beings.
>>64549495
>Most people on /cric/ are /pol/ regulars.
Fuck off.
>>64549510
>US flag
>>64549495
lol you wish you degenerate
>>64549324
someone was shitposting blacked/bbc material on /pol/ and got an optus mobile ip address range banned.
>>64549521
We should be enforcing quotas on all the beta little white boys trying to flee from that shit country and enter ours.
STOP THE BOATS.
>>64549420
yeah he's looked a whole new bowler this match
>>64549516
>he is STILL too beta to directly reply to the posts that trigger him
KEK, all you >LE FUG LE BOL posters are the same
>>64549520
kek
KEK
K-E-K
He is LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY running off to cry on his reddit hug box RIGHT NOW.
>>64549530
We're never going to have another good test series again as long as we keep using these shitty drop-in pitches.
>>64549532
Too old for Wenger.
>>64549534
m8, i'm afraid that your post didn't meet the quota. please have a proud POC come back and insult me and then i'll officially be able to be hurt by it.
>>64549514
>as and England supporter
Cuck.
>tfw mom comes home with two big victoria secrets bags
>>64549495
This.
At least, most Australians are. The Brits and poo peelanders are unironically green voting, triple J listening, muslim cock sucking faggots, but apart from that one muzzie cunt and one chink, au/sp/ are /pol/ regulars.
Frenchy, you here?
I wish international cricket would just fuck off and die already.
Think about it, we could have a competitive World Champions League!
>>64549554
>American """""banter""""""
>Steyn is finished
r/cricket
>A fun place to discuss cricket with insightful discussion and some banter thrown in
4chan /cric/
>le epik maymay
>/GONG/
>what shit-tier fast food are you eating today?
>tripfag drama
Reddit is superior to 4chan
>>64549559
probably just makeup mate
>>64549560
>unironically believing this
>>64549562
Nah busy making dank normiebook videos m8, soz.
>>64549524
used to be, but "grassroots" and "development" and "equal opportunity" took over.
That literally sounded like sex to be honest lads
rated
>>64549550
(underrated post)
ALSO
>138/7
i'd make a joke but you know that saffer in here is mad enough. and his team is more hilarious than any joke i could make.
/pol/ fags getting utterly embarrassed ITT lads
>>64549567
>Fuck I'm glad they kept Burns in. He seems a born opener to me, has the presence & will to compete that all great openers have.
>He doesn't smack it around like Warner or Hayden, but is more than a technical rock like Bucky.
>Quickly becoming a real favourite of mine.
>unironically forcing a """"team"""" song for a """"club""""" that has existed for like 5 years in a league that is unabashedly plastic in a form of cricket which is basically Meme: The Type of Cricket.
>>64549560
KEK, and look at how cowardly those triplej listening, muslim cock sucking faggots are.
They can't even reply to the big mean AusGODS directly.
It's fitting though. All muslims and muslim enablers (aka beta bachelors triplej nerds) are cowards.
>>64549578
like you would know haha
/pol/shitters back to your """""""""""""satire"""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""subreddits"""""""""""""""""""" please
>>64549567
Pretty sure most people here browse and post on both.
>>64549572
Fuck that. Hope they realise that they're just destroying their own cricket.
what's happened to amla and faf ;ads?
>I'm literally a tradie
like 98 percent of you guys have autism dont you?
you guys need to move out, get jobs, and stop acting like children
>>64549588
Don't worry.
Most of those triplej ISIS supporters will leave Australia for Syria soon, so we will be a strong, white nation again.
>>64549584
does any of that matter when voges > the don?
>>64549595
>Pretty sure most people here browse and post on both.
No, that's just what freshcunts like you say to reassure yourselves.
>>64549560
I'm as right as can be but fuck off it I want anything to do with that shithole.
Renegades vs Scorchers HD Stream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/PPXcGSvLUrS
England vs South Africa HD Stream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eQ2cPQkY78j
enjoy folks.
>>64549569
nah i looked inside, it's full of panties and bras.
![MCD0874_600x640_FANTA_McSpider_PINE_LIME[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bAJjX4L.jpg "MCD0874 600x640 FANTA McSpider PINE LIME[1]")
who /pinelimespider/ here?
Based af desu
triple j = beta bachelors students = muslim enablers = ISIS
>>64549595
whats r/teenagers like mate
>>64549613
thanks big fella
What is your favorite BBL snack, lads?
>>64549604
I have a job, my mental illness just kicks in when I get home and come back on 4chan every day.
>>64549618
Rasberry ones are GOAT yet they always take them out for these shitty meme flavours for some reason
>oh fuck, people are laughing at me because I'm an ideological NEET faggot
>>64549607
>strong, white nation
why are you dropping oxymorons on here? look no farther than south africa for what a "strong, white nation" can produce in 2015/16.
>quota up we're facing a retirement crisis!
>>64549495
get fucked
>>64549613
You're the real MVP, friend.
>>64549623
>Ok, so I'm a freshman, but I'm friends with a lot of older people because I'm friends with them through Theatre, and I tend to act a lot older than I actually am.
>So last night, my Theatre friends and I were all planning on going out to eat, but eventually nobody else can go except me and a senior girl I'll call Hailey. We've kind of flirted on and off throughout the year, but nothing worth noting. We've definitely got chemistry though.
>So we end up going to eat, and have so much fun. Spontaneously, we decide to head back to my house and binge Star Wars, because why the fuck not?
>OUT OF NOWHERE, we are just cuddling the shit out of each other. I'm takin it pretty well because I'm a slick motherfucker and whatnot /s, but I'm still freaking out because Hailey is super nice and a senior and she just cuddled into me!
>So at the end of the movie, (this being her first experience with Star Wars) she turns around to me and we just start discussing empire strikes back. We are making jokes and getting deep into talking (all while still cuddling) and we just stop and smile at each other. All of a sudden, it just felt natural, and i proceed to not just have my first kiss, but make out with her for 10 minutes. None of it felt awkward, and it was one of the best nights ever.
>10/10 would kiss again.
>>64549618
Where from
>>64549637
Its posts like this which have managed to make /cric/ an even bigger steaming pile of shit than it was 18 months ago
>>64549620
KEK, this is very true
If you talk to the average green supporter, they all have ideals that very closely match those of ISIS.
>>64549582
>>64549593
>>64549633
>he is STILL too beta to directly reply to the posts that trigger him
>>64549610
'no'
>>64549623
Mostly Americans so pretty shit
>>64549637
I've got a pair of based ATH-M50s m8.
>tfw accidently bought a pizza with pork instead of chicken
fuck this
>CG333 will never be your Stepdad
>>64549637
>courtney barnett
I cannot begin to describe the disdain I have for this sort of music. To be honest, if I focus really hard on the instruments, shut out the vocals and pretend that they were being sung by someone tolerable and with lyrics that aren’t embarrassing, I can potentially see why this isn’t bad. But the truth is that she is there, she is awful, she is unbearably moronic and she does ruin any little bits of skill that the drums or guitars bring in. After one of my friends declared Barnett his “new waifu” I decided to check this out, and after confronting him about this absolute nonsense, he made a comment along the likes of only enjoying it to impress girls at parties. This album is exactly the sort of thing that those teenage girls who listen to “indie” as an image or a statement would lap up. They’ll talk about the bad vocals as “dylan-esque”, and will break into singing quotes from the frankly embarrassing lyrics whenever they can, because they’re SO ME XD, snapping up lines like “I want to wash out my head with turpentine cyanide” as if they’re extremely meaningful poetry. And jesus, I haven’t even mentioned the accent. If there was ever a convincing case for a nuke heading right to the middle of Australia’s eastern coast, this is it. An album filled with nonsense psuedo-meaningful ‘indie’ lyricism, complete with an image you’d expect one of those Sundance films advertised as indie (but actually aren’t), mostly forgettable instrumentation and songwriting, and one of the worst voices you’ve ever heard. Is there anything worse?
in all seriousness i wanna stop joking around and thank south africa for the tens of minutes of test cricket entertainment they're giving me tonight!
>>64549643
well i actually forgot about /sp/
been doing streams like this for reddit (inb4 bashed and shit) for a few weeks now and they enjoy being able to see the ball
>>64549652
I'm not affiliated to any particular party but can you please elaborate on this? I get the feeling you're one of those beta bachelor degree idiots you're mocking.
>>64549649
KEK, you are literally perturbed as fuck because everything in that post is 100% accurate for you.
Just kill yourself you pathetic worthless manlet.
>>64549667
I just watch the Based Bash on TV.
>ywn walk in on CG333 making love to your qt mom and see his silky black ass moving up and down as he thrusts into her love muffin while talking to Howie and Bowlologist in the box
>>64549637
1) I didn't even know /mu/ had Hottest 100 threads
2) I've NEVER, EVER even tuned into Triple J willingly ONCE in my life, let alone for the Hottest 100
3) The ONLY reason I know the Hottest 100 exists is because of Normiebook and because of YOU constantly spouting shit about it on here.
4) YOU know all of these facts, and as such obviously participate in all the activities you are so vehemently shitting on.
>>64549667
Thanks for the streams mate.
>>64549676
Most people do, so do I but some people in NZ and other countries dont wanna pay for that shit (my streams are better than official streams....)
>>64549683
welcome mate
>>64549668
>I get the feeling you're one of those beta bachelor degree idiots you're mocking.
He is. He clearly hates himself.
>>64549680
Holy STEAMED alert!
Reclaim Australia on pooicide watch
>>64549680
>he is STILL in full damage control mode because he got upset about being exposed as a beta triplej /mu/ loser
>he is LITERALLY crying right now
>>64549667
hi hayden
>>64549680
You are unironically furious as fuck right now.
He clearly hit a nerve with you.
Take a deep breath and calm down.
What's Goosey doing in Melbourne?
rip RSA
The Renegades unironically RUN Melbourne now.
Melbourne is red and black!
>It was a fly
KEK, where did all the redditors run away to?
Aww, did the big mean /pol/GODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed plebbit poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64549657
YES. You are SO desperate to convince yourself that you aren't DESPISED for being a fresh off the boat from reddit newcunt that you have to CONVINCE yourself that everyone else here also posts on r/cricket.
>>64549699
do ya mind.....
Just had Grill'd for dinner lads
Really good shit, would recommend
Imagine being born as a brown or black person.
You would have a massive chip on your shoulder your entire life because your people have never achieved anything, and never will.
You would also be ugly as fuck and be a literal permavirgin.
>>64549649
>Its posts like this which have managed to make /cric/ an even bigger steaming pile of shit than it was 18 months ago
>>64549612
>>64549578
>>64549589
>>64549659
>>64549668
etc etc
it's like saying that 2yr old poop has nostalgia value over a freshly dropped nugget...
....and i should know: peep the flag!
SPEAKING OF FRESHLY DROPPED NUGGETS
>143/8
7 runs, 4 wickets.
is this a great collapse or the greatest collapse of all time? i'm having flashbacks.... deja vu.... man it's like i've seen this b4...
>60 all out
* twilight zone theme *
>>64549690
Easy down with all the celebrity and boxing posts though.
i know it's meant to be fun, but i wish these cunt commentators would stop trying to put themselves over. you're not funny.
>>64549725
but Australians have done literally nothing either lol
>>64549731
but.............
You are literally seething with jealousy.
I can taste it.
Your post confirms everything we already assumed about you; that you are a pathetic, insecure, jealous, piece of shit that has achieved nothing, and will never achieve anything.
You have no real world experience and it shows.
You hate normal and successful people because they remind you of what you will never have and will never be.
What's YOUR 10 picks for Hottest 100 this year lads?
>>64549707
> The Renegades unironically RUN Melbourne now.
>Melbourne is red and black!
they are on the gear like essendon?
>>64549718
it's actually fucked how infested this place is with redditors now
>>64549718
ok sure
>tfw most of the posters in this thread are posting from a mobile device
>tfw 2015/16 /sp/ is cancer
>>64549747
All the OG 4chan posters have moved to wizchan.
>>64549725
>imagine being born black or brown
Yuck.
I would never torture myself like that.
I'm glad my affluent suburb is wealthy and white.
>>64549572
Is there a large demand among South African blacks to play cricket or is this just a pointless political decision?
>>64549753
>unironically signed up for Optus' v. generous 10GB for $40 plan for on-the-go shitposting
australia is a poor and powerless nation
who /ByronBay/ here
My fantasy team is FUCKED this week lads
>>64549760
All the blacks want to play soccer. The sooner South Africa give up on white man sports and concentrate on soccer 100% the better, maybe then they can actually be a relevant football nation!
nice crowd catch
haha, did he hit the heffer?
>>64549753
>I'm somehow superior because I sit on my fat arse all day and bask in the glow of a computer monitor
>>64549768
Beta bachelors nerd who listens to triplej and sucks muslim cock spotted
>>64549623
It's honestly fascinating. It's like 100% americans who think their life is like a movie.
>>64549768
I want to be.
>>64549745
all my picks are retiring like the greatest batter in international crickit. RIP.
tho to stay in line with the quota i'm thinking this one is in the hot 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kga2soqvMF0
why is /pol/ so insecure, lads?
>/pol/shitting, meta-satire-subreddit posting, normiebook-group trolling undergrad literally crying for my (You)s
>>64549780
You're thinking of Melbourne
>>64549779
>glow
>he's a SEETHING Channel 9 Summer of Cricket Fox Sports Facebook Freshcunt who DOESN'T use the Handsome, Intelligent Tomorrow theme
>>64549623
Probably better than my teen years waheeyyy
>>64549798
rip Daniel
>>64549796
>zan rowe
what is with all this triple j shilling lately?
>>64549783
It's basically King Kunta desu
>>64549792
No, I'm actually referring to Byron Bay, which is why I replied to that post.
classic topless lad with the bucket hat ahaha
>>64549808
You don't seem to know what Byron Bay is actually like though.
>>64549804
Well all the beta bachelors nerds who exclusively listen to triplej are on holidays, so they come here in droves to push their garbage station on the proud white men of /cric/.
Ivan on king of au/sp/ watch.
>>64549804
/cric/ is undergoing a coordinated raid by /r/australia
>>64549814
Byron Bay is literally a leftist shithole that unironically loves triplej and loves minorities.
You've clearly never been.
Will not respond to another of your ignorant posts.
>>64549607
ISIS are training muslims in combat and war tactics while white young adults play vidya and fap all day. They literally rekt Paris, Sydney is next on the cards pal. Nukes to come soon.
I tip that white people are going to get their ass handed to them this century in a "close" one.
>>64549828
I live here
>>64549595
>>Pretty sure most people here browse and post on both.
I don't understand why anyone would want to post on reddit. Terrible interface and terrible users.
Got another one.
Stay fucking furious.
NEW THREAD
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>>64549841
Brown and black "people" on pooicide watch.
>this dire BBL game
>>64549824
>exposing yourself as a redditor
>>64549774
our non-reflectives don't have either the brains or physicality to be a relevant footballing nation
I'm going to start making my own music again. When I post it on here it will blow all your shitty triple gay crap out of the water, guaranteed.
>>64549850
>7 posts early
Autism
>>64549851
new zealand has quotas too?
NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>64549841
>>64549841
>unironically losing to england by 200+ runs in the first test of a tour
Jesus christ south africa, get it together
walkcunt on suicide watch
forkcunt on chewicide watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
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