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South Africa require another 265 runs with 2 wickets remaining
Melbourne Renegades 0/90 (10/20 ov)
vs Perth Scorchers
/pol/
triple j = beta bachelors students = muslim enablers = ISIS
>>64549841
seen any faces today lad?
le hit in the nuts segment
Execute all muslims.
It's weird to live someone like Byron and have weird cunts on 4chan try to tell you what it's like even though they have no idea.
I might go back to my other forum...
Gay /pol/tists literally seething
>64549869
nice bait lad, but you're not getting a (You) from me
/pol/ on suicide watch
>2 posts late
autism
Fucking finally
>>64549862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwcwXILkmjY
aka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79kyE_imYRo
the world waits with ba(i)ted breath, master.
Is the Zerogoose pasta au/sp/'s greatest contribution to /sp/ lore?
>FAYLE
>senpai shite
>>64549867
>>64549859
>>64549856
Good to see some /sp/artans here from the good old days of 2010, before /cric/ got flooded with dirty brown "people" from reddit.
>shite
Anonymous 12/30/15(Wed)18:56:47 No.64549878 ▶
>64549869
nice bait lad, but you're not getting a (You) from me
>nice bait lad, but you're not getting a (You) from me
GOATENDORFF
>SMALL WHITE DINGUS
>Black
>>64549889
kek no
the based roosterman persona "joe flaccos biggest fan" is au/sps greatest contribution
check your lastfm inbox
If you aren't white, you aren't right.
Are >we back in it lads?
>>64549889
>Zerogoose pasta
i'm thinking you slather a lot of butter on that, right?
>>64549911
Nah botado and grabee
>he thinks Ivan has actually posted on /sp/ post-2013
KEK
>>64549889
Joshy Reynolds reuniting with Ivan literally changed au/sp/ forever.
>>64549862
/cric/ version of this song when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1B2bcAwpOE
Triple J Ltd.
>>64549889
'yes'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHOKwM8rvY
RC confirmed for 2016 grammy clean sweep
>>64549907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
>time for drinks!
i'm thinking that SA needs something hard like the BBC so let's mix em up a quota russian!
just finished diebuster lads, the end almost brought me to tears desu
>>64549923
That gave me a good laugh but I don't think I will do anything like that.
>>64549942
/bundes/ is eternally tsundere
I hate Wade's face so much
>>64549907
>2016
>not being brown
btw has anybody seen that saffer poster who >pointed out that i'm american?
seriously i think we've lost him..... BANTER 1, SOUTH AFRICA 0 B7
Who's going Field Day lads?
>>64549889
TGCK finally losing it imho
>>64549956
That's why Ben Barba was offloaded to the Sharks, he had to get out of Brisbane.
>>64549956
somebody needs to tell him that the poo goes in the loo, not in your mouth.
>>64549889
Based RC's life stories have helped me improve my life more than anything
Anyone know what's up with convict lately? The poor guy seems pretty down about stuff happening in his life.
I could always see it coming and always tried to reach out and help him but I guess I failed. Hope he gets better.
>>64549988
People BARELY know who """"RC"""" is outside of /afl/, let alone au/sp/.
Is cricket hard?
I've never so much as touched a bat before but I've really gotten into watching the sport and I sort of want to give it a go. I've played other (mostly winter) sports and though I'm unfit I think I could get back into shape.
>>64549996
Nah it's pretty manageable. There's a documentary about how some baseball player switched codes and dominated.
>>64549954
went 2011, 12, 13 and 14.
2014, they brought ASAP Rocky and the crowd completely changed. 2014 was terrible, so many wogs and arabs and stuff. Skipped it this year and I'm skipping it again.
>>64549996
You thought wrong, loser.
You'll be fat and unfit your whole life.
KEK
>>64549993
Actually moot knew me quite well and we had a few back and forth arguments through email.
>>64549928
THIS
>>64550010
What festivals are /pol/-approved?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64549951
>>64549985
Shut the fuck up.
Your country lost to fucking canada in the first cricket match ever. I bet you can't even hold a fucking bat you fat piece of shit.
>>64550012
Hiro seems dumb yet naive in a good way. Might just be the language barrier tbqh
>>64550021
None.
Having fun is degenerate behaviour.
>>64550023
kys lenny face guy
>>64550007
My biggest concerns are
>actually being able to hit the ball with the bat
On TV they throw the ball at like 140kph, sure at amateur level it'll probably be a bit easier but what's the skill curve here and is it possible to pick up when you're a bit older?
>actually able to bowl the ball in a remotely effective or even legal manner
It seems like there's a lot of technique here and I might be too old to really be any good.
Are these legitimate concerns or am I being a pussy?
Who is this borderline autist on Bigfootys cricket board? He MUST post here
guys why is the pitch on fire
>>64550029
Hiro aint dumb, I can assure you of that. Maybe I'm biased because he allowed me to post with 'Reality Check' again, but I'm sure most of what he writes is ironic and intended to stir the pot.
>>64550035
I don't know, because I DON'T use the Bigfooty Cricket board because I am NOT a faggot.
>155/9
>i'd laugh but i'm american
>>64550026
>this asshole is making fun of my country because a lot of stereotypical losers shit in designated streets
>i know what'll learn him good, i'll make fun of the stereotypical losers in his country
shaddap and tell me why my computer won't boot up, pajeet.
>>64550035
Unlikely. /nrl/ RUNS /cric/.
Ricky "blaze420" Ponting
>>64550048
Lol nobody watches your gay spoort
>>64550012
It never ends
>>64550056
/nrl/ is literally the king of au/sp/ communities and I say this as an AFL fan.
>>64549951
sorry pal what you are calling "banter" doesn't even cut it as unfunny shitposting, evidenced by the fact you've received about 1 reply in the last hour.
Leave the "banter" to the commonwealth, it's too higher-grade for you burgers.
>>64550048
This.
/nrl/ is LITERALLY the GOAT au/sp/ community.
I mean let's face it. RC got bullied the fuck out by Matt in /nrl/ and can only survive in reddit newcunt poomunities like /afl/ and /cric/
>>64550021
Field Day used to be. It's dead and gone now. There literally is NO /pol/ approved festivals left. All the 3 day ones are filled with hippies.
reminder that you are being outcasted by posting like a normal person instead of conforming to the new meme spouting era
Watching the Hateful Right lads. It's pretty much just shit.
You now remember when moot replied to RC's thread and publicly banned Matt.
Who else is ready for King WalkBro's return as the pioneer of /nrl/ and the wider au/sp/ "community"?
>Channel 10 going to air an interview with Sobers literally in tears about t20 cricket
thats brave
>>64550067
>me
>getting bullied the fuck out by ANYONE
I just didn't care for the threads too much as it was filled with supercoach discussion which I don't give a flying fuck for.
I did attend the preliminary final and grand final in 2014 though and had a pretty good time I must say.
>>64550079
link to archive?
>>64550088
>this damage control
>>64550065
might as well leave the"losing" to you too cuz we can't ever dream at achieving at such a high level.
anything else you wanna take out on me to deflect from your country shitting itself on international television?
>>64550083
Did Carrie Bickmore do the interview?
>>64550088
Sounding pretty btfo there chief.
>>64550088
i bullied you the fuck out pretty effectively earlier tbqh
i could tell I hit more than a few nerves
>>64550099
>WOMEN, HEAR US ROAR
Fuck shes annoying as fuck
>>64550090
It happened in the few months when the archive was down due to CP spam.
I'm pretty sure it was the last time moot posted on /sp/.
>>64550065
>LOSING TO ENGLAND AT HOME
>>64550102
Whatever helps you sleep at night mate.
>>64550012
your narrative is falling apart
>>64550034
You just need good hand eye coordination to bat well. Your technique and timing will improve as you keep playing. Bowling on the other hand comes naturally and you need to be in relatively good shape. You can be a fat fuck and still be a decent batsmen.
Can anyone stop >us?
GideonGela-Mosby, Latrell Mitchell, possibly Coen Hess and Matt Parcell.
>>64550110
>YUH NARRATIVE IS FALLING APART
>>64550105
>>64550104
>>64550102
>>64550100
>>64550107
hey guys i'm giving all of you a (You) so the mad south african doesn't have ammunition to destroy your psyches like did mine.
>>64550111
Merv was elite and fat
>>64550123
So was Goose.
>>64550114
C U C K
http://www.domain.com.au/news/david-warner-splashes-4-million-on-maroubra-knockdown-20151203-glei06/
Is 50 Cent's life philosophy of "get rich or die tryin'" the best way to live your life?
Red Melbourne throwing it away here
Perth dont have much batting tho
>Agar, Turner, Willey all in the top7
kek
>>64550121
Thanks I guess.
>>64550137
>tfw no qt3.14 """vitamin""" water to shill to goyims
>>64550111
Thanks m8. I have pretty good reflexes and hand eye coordination and I'm a pretty fast runner so I guess I could bat, but I'm sort of more interested in bowling, as that seems like where the brains and technique is at. What do you mean by it comes naturally?
at the rate he's going moeen might not have to suicide to get his 72
>>64550145
You need to be fast-twitch and tall to be a good fast bowler.
>>64550148
I'm tall and have a twitch, is that close enough?
>>64550148
>and tall to be a good fast bowler.
>>greatest fast bowler of all time was 5'10
>>greatest fast bowler of the current generation is 5'10"
know your stuff casual
TOP CEC
OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS FOR NATIONAL SHIRT COLOURS IN SPORTS
1. Black
powergap
2. Blue
3. Red
4. Green
powergap
9001. Orange
900000000001. Yellow
>>64550148
I'm 6' which I'm sure will be sufficient for amateur bowling, but i don't know if I'd be fast or spin. I feel like spin has more technique and is less likely to make me pull a muscle.
>>64550176
>he wants to be a spin bowler
>>64550114
>>64550173
2002-07 makes me think my little pony
>>64550176
>I'm 6'
you're one ' away from me asking for your #
>>64550148
>t. Darren Lehmann
>>64550190
1997 makes me think goatse.
>>64550176
How does it feel to be a manlet?
>>64550173
Objectively the GOAT kit. You CANNOT dispute this,
Doing a pretty big shit lads
>>64550173
>900000000001. Yellow
kys
Who can stop us?
>>64550187
saved as nasty cock slut.jpg
also
>174 all out
and this is the best test side in the world? does mars have any teams that can challenge england?
>australia: 60 all out
>south africa: literally retiring after the series
just wait til Future Hero of Queen and Country Jos Buttler gets his form back!
Started a Triple J thread on /mu/, lads.
>>64550212
>Buttler gets his form back!
KEK
>>64550212
kek
Cricket is literally homebabby: the sport. There is no team right now that is objectively good everywhere.
>>64550173
Put green above red and this is objectively correct.
>>64550210
Yeah, looks shit.
Nobody would want to wear that in public.
>>64550186
Well ideally I'd like to be an all-rounder.
>>64550192
I'm the shortest of my friends m8 6' is pretty common here.
>>64550201
I'm okay with my height because it starts with 6, if it was even a cm shorter I'd hate myself thogh.
>>64550214
crosslink it, probably more bumping than this dead "community"
>>64550212
>he is an england supporter
>>64550211
Is Stuart Broad elite?
>>64550210
>rating yellow
Maybe you should know your self
>>64550230
i'll paypal you $20 if you can turn on my siriusXM radio mate
>indians haven't had this much of a hardon for america since we gave them warm blankets for the winter.
>26-9-47-3
Is Moeen, dare I say it, elite?
AWARDS FOR THE YEAR
Best Batsman: Williamson
Best Bowler: Starc
Best Test Batsman: Williamson
Best Test Bowler: Ashwin
Best ODI Batsman: de Villiers
Best ODI Bowler: Starc
Best Test Batting Innings: Chandimal's 162*
Best Test Bowling Performance: Broad's 8-15
Best ODI Batting Performance: de Villiers' 149
Best ODI Bowling Performance: Starc's 6-28
Test Match of the Year: England vs New Zealand at Lords
ODI Match of the Year: New Zealand vs South Africa at Auckland
I will literally fight anyone that disagrees.
>>64550253
Nice try but Stove got the real award
Got an email lads
Is spotify any good lads?
a-a-a-as long as there's a b-b-beers an b-b esky full of b-beer beers i'll be there
shut the fuck up ponting
>>64550253
>Best Test Bowling Performance: Broad's 8-15
Blinded by stats babby exposed
Broad's spell wasn't remotely threatening, it was just ducking terrible batting that nabbed him the wickets
>>64550262
tay tay isn't on it, so no
>>64550228
Nah, it's only got a few replies.
/mu/ seems pretty slow these days. I think most of the regulars moved to the greener pastures of Reddit.
I might jump ship as well if /sp/ keeps trending downward.
>>64550253
>Le statpad against Sri Lanka man
>>64550270
Literally ended Kikeal Kuck's career and the Australian challenge in about half an hour. Easily the most memorable spell of 2015. Name me a better performance then.
If you want to be pedantic about it Johnson in Adelaide was mainly tailenders shitting themselves. It's still a legendary spell.
>dat neighbours qt
be still my beating cock
Is Garfield Sobers related to Bill Murray?
>>64550286
yeah you're right, ignore him
The Ausfailian Cucket Bogans are still in denial over the calamity that was Trent *Bridge
>he ISN'T copping some sweet Calvin Klein undergarments on Catch of the Day RIGHT NOW
Kek. Enjoy being EXPOSED the next time you get a qt3.14 in the bedroom
>>64550286
Literally Hazlewood at Adelaide was a better performance, as was the Shit Lankan kid who tore >you just the other week. There's more, but I can't be bothered remembering right now
Broad's spell was significant for the series and beyond, but it wasn't the best spell of the year and it wasn't remotely impressive beyond the stat itself
>>64550316
>first ever test with a babby pink ball
'no'
>Chameera
You literally cannot use this as an example when you're already disqualifying Broad's on the basis of dumbfuck batting.
oh wow, india softened up SA for england.
thank you based kohli!
>>64550253
>I will literally fight anyone that disagrees.
This is exactly what I was talking about.
You are so insecure and desperate to protect your e-"""""persona"""" that you already get defensive just at the THOUGHT of someone potentially disagreeing with one of your posts.
>>64550324
I'm not saying that at all, I'm arguing that Broad was not bowling anything more than average balls outside off, while Chameera or whatever his name was managed to bowl """chin music""" at a decent pace for a whole game as a literal child
>>64550311
>buying wog teenager's first pair of tighty whiteys
Yeah nah, bonds cotton trunks (no gay microfibre active shit) or nothing
>>64550342
Chameera was bowling to an obvious trap that everyone including Kane, fell for.
It's in the same league as Ishant Sharma at Lord's. It's just bowling to the field.
>>64550340
>taking anonymous posts this seriously
How's that autism la'
>>64550311
>wearing clothes at home
Elgar
Smith (literally)
Amla
de Villiers
du Plessis (c)
Duminy
de Kock (wk)
Piedt
Philander
Rabada
Morkel
desu
>>64550355
>HEHE U ARE LE AUTISM XDXD
I'm right and you know it.
You can't spout shit like "I hope you fucking die you piece of shit" and then a couple of days later play the "LE WHY TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY? XD" card.
Stay insecure.
>tfw you're asked about your strategy
#1 Test ranking is in the bag lads
>that pussy triplej listening, muslim cock sucking faggot from reddit UNIRONICALLY getting furious as fuck in the /mu/ thread
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64550340
that's daniel, not statschink
unlike the latter, daniel is not a mental manlet
>>64550363
I haven't seen anything to make me dislike Amla as a captain, care to elaborate on that la?
>>64550373
No, it is statschink.
>>64550373
Daniel would have replaced all the bowling awards with Boult
>>64550363
>du plessis
He is in the worst form of his life lad. Morkel would make a better captain, but bowlers are always discriminated against when it comes to captaincy.
Who else /BSC/ here?
Why does Obesitygoose fly off the handle so much when someone threatens his life?
>>64550374
that's because you're a Summer of Cricket casual
his captaincy in India was woeful. At one point he LITERALLY took 40 overs to bring Tahir (their best spinner in this conditions) on at Nagpur. Tahir promptly took 4 iirc.
but more importantly I think the captaincy is weighing him down as a batsman. Some players thrive as captain. Amla is the opposite.
>>64550364
Kek, there's no pleasing you. I'm having a logical, rational on topic discussion here and here you are getting literally furious over semantics. Reminder that the shitstorm a couple of nights ago was literally triggered by me praising Australian bowlers, something you literally cannot comprehend because you've got it into your head that your diagnosis of this "e-persona" is the literal truth and couldn't possibly just be shitposting. Not to mention how hilariously wrong it was on practically every front.
You can spend your New Year's Eve Eve writing up another essay on my so-called insanity, and think you have some sort of moral higher ground, Zerogoose. Just a reminder that I will not be reading it and giving you the precious (You) you crave.
>>64550372
>triple j broadcast that aphex twin live set @ big day out in 1997
other than that, i dont know a damn thing about them.
>>64550394
They used to broadcast Aphex Twin, now they don't
>>64550393
考虑自杀
>>64550387
Me desu
>>64550397
I imagine they would have played his recent album
LGTSS: >Saffers
>>64550393
omfg THAT is the man, the myth, the legend (going back for thirds) that is THE ZEROGOOSE?
man i feel honored to be in the presence of legend. thank you for making my dreams come true, /cric/
and also thank you india for helping me to iron out the warranty situation with my microwave.
>>64550388
Too much time away from /cric/ has made it forget that this isn't his feelings safe hugbox where everyone has to suck his dick over his self-anointed "professor of all things cricket" status.
It's genuinely pathetic at this point. I know for a fact he will spend tomorrow night over here, just waiting for me to post. If he's listening, I will be on here from 2 am, if he wants another pointless, furious debate over "e-persona" characteristics.
>>64550393
>Just a reminder that I will not be reading it and giving you the precious (You) you crave.
That's the thing, though.
You will. You cannot help yourself. Over the past month or so, every time someone has ""challenged"" your e-""""persona""" you have launched into a tirade. Every single time, without fail. Including tonight with this post.
You will reply to me, and you will give me a (You). You just can't help yourself.
Cook or Root?
>>64550408
编织你的袜子
>>64550404
>the gaze of victory
>statue outside Lord's when?
>woke up late and actually missed us win
How embaressing SA.
What to watch now lads?
>>64550425
Watch the BBL if you must
>>64550406
在自杀监视统计屄
在自杀监视统计屄
>>64550412
He will until someone proves him wrong, at which point he will mysteriously disappear
統計陰戶有限公司
>>64550425
You could rewatch some of England's WC matches?
統計陰戶有限公司
>>64550453
>>64550462
>Statistics pussy Ltd.
kek
KEK
他媽的閉嘴
>>64550454
Or the one where McCullum got out for a third ball duck in the most important game of his career
Can't wait for new years lads. Me and the boys are gonna get fuckin loose. Gonna meet up for schnitty and parma and drink schooeys all day. The boys are good value. Gonna head to the local and have a cheeky slap. New Years Day gonna listen to some sweet Triple J with the lads
>>64550468
Or all out for 60? Thats a nice one too.
尿尿便便
>>64550429
>>64550480
>not going to Field Day
step the fuck up dave
>>64550468
No one will leap to Memecullum's defence here, you meathead.
便便尿尿置地有限公司
>>64550489
but YOU just did
How was your 2015, comrades?
I will say that mine was bloody awful
>>64550496
Homebabbery in its purest form.
>>64550500
Did I? OK.
>>64550501
I committed an act of bankruptcy, but did not declare bankruptcy.
>>64550501
+
Got a proper job
–
Still no gf and no roots
Overall pretty good senpai
>>64550509
BASED Zhang
>>64550509
Nice.
Be sure to call into Tom and Alex and let them know what happened this year as well.
Cheers.
>>64550496
Was that old fuck the masseur who was also fielding at one point?
>>64550514
Tom hasn't worked at GODiple J for a year m8. I WILL be calling Matt (a Big Strong brown African person) and Alex.
>>64550501
Ended NEETdom and got my life on track
>>64550527
#blessed
Great stuff senpai.
Can't believe this sad UPF /pol/cunt is pushing through the tears and anguish to shitpost in /mu/ after being completely btfo lmao
Friendly reminder that NO cricket-themed porn has ever been produced
>>64550501
so so, mum passed away but i got a gf and moved out of home
>>64550514
>LE FUG LE TWIPLE GAY XD XD
>>64550530
There was a gay porn with a cricket bat up the guys arse (handle first)
My girlfriend just told me I have the biggest dick out of all my friends, feels good desu
>>64550530
I saw some on /hm/ once
>>64550536
KEK.
You are literally seething right now.
Retarded beta bachelor nerds, muslim cock sucker redditors comprehensively BTFO yet again.
You will never recover from this, you smelly shitskin.
>>64550548
Concerning desu
>>64550509
same lad
almost got a root but the bitch is crazy
>>64550501
Pretty good thanks. My relationship with my wife's sons has really taken a positive turn.
>>64550546
>>64550549
>the only cricket porn is gay porn
... makes sense desu
>>64550548
thats probably more of a bad thing desu
Reminder that Tony Abbott is no longer the prime minister
>>64550548
Your mum told me the same thing m8.
>>64550565
When did this happen and why?
Perth look like they're making a solid recovery here
Just bashed some chinks with the lads aha
>>64550565
Considering switching my usual vote from the Greens as Mal seems pretty based imo tbqh
>>64550572
Everyone realised that /pol/ is gay as fuck and his polling numbers went through the floor
>>64550577
Day off at the bakery?
What is a kiwi bogan called?
What board are YOU currently browsing RIGHT NOW seeing as this """""community""""" is on death watch?
I always vote Green in the senate, and draw dicks on the lower house ballot.
>>64550593
Do you listen to Based, Muscular, Intelligent FBi?
>>64550590
A bogun.
>>64550574
How can you make a comeback when you're 0 wickets down?
>>64550592
cripplechan desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQkMM0bztLY
>>64550590
Friendly reminder that kiwis call thongs "jandals"
You can't make this shit up
>>64550590
Pakeha
>>64550530
No anime either.
>>64550581
fag
>>64550548
>>64550501
Lost like 20kg but pretty uneventful apart from that
>>64550593
They count that as a vote for abbott
