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South Africa require another 265 runs with 2 wickets remaining
Melbourne Renegades 0/90 (10/20 ov)
vs Perth Scorchers
/pol/
triple j = beta bachelors students = muslim enablers = ISIS
>>64549841
seen any faces today lad?
le hit in the nuts segment
Execute all muslims.
It's weird to live someone like Byron and have weird cunts on 4chan try to tell you what it's like even though they have no idea.
I might go back to my other forum...
Gay /pol/tists literally seething
>64549869
nice bait lad, but you're not getting a (You) from me
/pol/ on suicide watch
>2 posts late
autism
Fucking finally
>>64549862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwcwXILkmjY
aka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79kyE_imYRo
the world waits with ba(i)ted breath, master.
Is the Zerogoose pasta au/sp/'s greatest contribution to /sp/ lore?
>FAYLE
>senpai shite
>>64549867
>>64549859
>>64549856
Good to see some /sp/artans here from the good old days of 2010, before /cric/ got flooded with dirty brown "people" from reddit.
>shite
Anonymous 12/30/15(Wed)18:56:47 No.64549878 ▶
>64549869
nice bait lad, but you're not getting a (You) from me
>nice bait lad, but you're not getting a (You) from me
GOATENDORFF
>SMALL WHITE DINGUS
>Black
>>64549889
kek no
the based roosterman persona "joe flaccos biggest fan" is au/sps greatest contribution
check your lastfm inbox
If you aren't white, you aren't right.
Are >we back in it lads?
>>64549889
>Zerogoose pasta
i'm thinking you slather a lot of butter on that, right?
>>64549911
Nah botado and grabee
>he thinks Ivan has actually posted on /sp/ post-2013
KEK
>>64549889
Joshy Reynolds reuniting with Ivan literally changed au/sp/ forever.
>>64549862
/cric/ version of this song when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1B2bcAwpOE
Triple J Ltd.
>>64549889
'yes'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHOKwM8rvY
RC confirmed for 2016 grammy clean sweep
>>64549907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
>time for drinks!
i'm thinking that SA needs something hard like the BBC so let's mix em up a quota russian!
just finished diebuster lads, the end almost brought me to tears desu
>>64549923
That gave me a good laugh but I don't think I will do anything like that.
>>64549942
/bundes/ is eternally tsundere
I hate Wade's face so much
>>64549907
>2016
>not being brown
btw has anybody seen that saffer poster who >pointed out that i'm american?
seriously i think we've lost him..... BANTER 1, SOUTH AFRICA 0 B7
Who's going Field Day lads?
>>64549889
TGCK finally losing it imho
>>64549956
That's why Ben Barba was offloaded to the Sharks, he had to get out of Brisbane.
>>64549956
somebody needs to tell him that the poo goes in the loo, not in your mouth.
>>64549889
Based RC's life stories have helped me improve my life more than anything
Anyone know what's up with convict lately? The poor guy seems pretty down about stuff happening in his life.
I could always see it coming and always tried to reach out and help him but I guess I failed. Hope he gets better.
>>64549988
People BARELY know who """"RC"""" is outside of /afl/, let alone au/sp/.
Is cricket hard?
I've never so much as touched a bat before but I've really gotten into watching the sport and I sort of want to give it a go. I've played other (mostly winter) sports and though I'm unfit I think I could get back into shape.
>>64549996
Nah it's pretty manageable. There's a documentary about how some baseball player switched codes and dominated.
>>64549954
went 2011, 12, 13 and 14.
2014, they brought ASAP Rocky and the crowd completely changed. 2014 was terrible, so many wogs and arabs and stuff. Skipped it this year and I'm skipping it again.
>>64549996
You thought wrong, loser.
You'll be fat and unfit your whole life.
KEK
>>64549993
Actually moot knew me quite well and we had a few back and forth arguments through email.
>>64549928
THIS
>>64550010
What festivals are /pol/-approved?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64549951
>>64549985
Shut the fuck up.
Your country lost to fucking canada in the first cricket match ever. I bet you can't even hold a fucking bat you fat piece of shit.
>>64550012
Hiro seems dumb yet naive in a good way. Might just be the language barrier tbqh
>>64550021
None.
Having fun is degenerate behaviour.
>>64550023
kys lenny face guy
>>64550007
My biggest concerns are
>actually being able to hit the ball with the bat
On TV they throw the ball at like 140kph, sure at amateur level it'll probably be a bit easier but what's the skill curve here and is it possible to pick up when you're a bit older?
>actually able to bowl the ball in a remotely effective or even legal manner
It seems like there's a lot of technique here and I might be too old to really be any good.
Are these legitimate concerns or am I being a pussy?
Who is this borderline autist on Bigfootys cricket board? He MUST post here
guys why is the pitch on fire
>>64550029
Hiro aint dumb, I can assure you of that. Maybe I'm biased because he allowed me to post with 'Reality Check' again, but I'm sure most of what he writes is ironic and intended to stir the pot.
>>64550035
I don't know, because I DON'T use the Bigfooty Cricket board because I am NOT a faggot.
>155/9
>i'd laugh but i'm american
>>64550026
>this asshole is making fun of my country because a lot of stereotypical losers shit in designated streets
>i know what'll learn him good, i'll make fun of the stereotypical losers in his country
shaddap and tell me why my computer won't boot up, pajeet.
>>64550035
Unlikely. /nrl/ RUNS /cric/.
Ricky "blaze420" Ponting
>>64550048
Lol nobody watches your gay spoort
>>64550012
It never ends
>>64550056
/nrl/ is literally the king of au/sp/ communities and I say this as an AFL fan.
>>64549951
sorry pal what you are calling "banter" doesn't even cut it as unfunny shitposting, evidenced by the fact you've received about 1 reply in the last hour.
Leave the "banter" to the commonwealth, it's too higher-grade for you burgers.
>>64550048
This.
/nrl/ is LITERALLY the GOAT au/sp/ community.
I mean let's face it. RC got bullied the fuck out by Matt in /nrl/ and can only survive in reddit newcunt poomunities like /afl/ and /cric/
>>64550021
Field Day used to be. It's dead and gone now. There literally is NO /pol/ approved festivals left. All the 3 day ones are filled with hippies.
reminder that you are being outcasted by posting like a normal person instead of conforming to the new meme spouting era
Watching the Hateful Right lads. It's pretty much just shit.
You now remember when moot replied to RC's thread and publicly banned Matt.
Who else is ready for King WalkBro's return as the pioneer of /nrl/ and the wider au/sp/ "community"?
>Channel 10 going to air an interview with Sobers literally in tears about t20 cricket
thats brave
>>64550067
>me
>getting bullied the fuck out by ANYONE
I just didn't care for the threads too much as it was filled with supercoach discussion which I don't give a flying fuck for.
I did attend the preliminary final and grand final in 2014 though and had a pretty good time I must say.
>>64550079
link to archive?
>>64550088
>this damage control
>>64550065
might as well leave the"losing" to you too cuz we can't ever dream at achieving at such a high level.
anything else you wanna take out on me to deflect from your country shitting itself on international television?
>>64550083
Did Carrie Bickmore do the interview?
>>64550088
Sounding pretty btfo there chief.
>>64550088
i bullied you the fuck out pretty effectively earlier tbqh
i could tell I hit more than a few nerves
>>64550099
>WOMEN, HEAR US ROAR
Fuck shes annoying as fuck
>>64550090
It happened in the few months when the archive was down due to CP spam.
I'm pretty sure it was the last time moot posted on /sp/.
>>64550065
>LOSING TO ENGLAND AT HOME
>>64550102
Whatever helps you sleep at night mate.
>>64550012
your narrative is falling apart
>>64550034
You just need good hand eye coordination to bat well. Your technique and timing will improve as you keep playing. Bowling on the other hand comes naturally and you need to be in relatively good shape. You can be a fat fuck and still be a decent batsmen.
Can anyone stop >us?
GideonGela-Mosby, Latrell Mitchell, possibly Coen Hess and Matt Parcell.
>>64550110
>YUH NARRATIVE IS FALLING APART
>>64550105
>>64550104
>>64550102
>>64550100
>>64550107
hey guys i'm giving all of you a (You) so the mad south african doesn't have ammunition to destroy your psyches like did mine.
>>64550111
Merv was elite and fat
>>64550123
So was Goose.
C U C K
http://www.domain.com.au/news/david-warner-splashes-4-million-on-maroubra-knockdown-20151203-glei06/
Is 50 Cent's life philosophy of "get rich or die tryin'" the best way to live your life?
Red Melbourne throwing it away here
Perth dont have much batting tho
>Agar, Turner, Willey all in the top7
kek
>>64550121
Thanks I guess.
>>64550137
>tfw no qt3.14 """vitamin""" water to shill to goyims
>>64550111
Thanks m8. I have pretty good reflexes and hand eye coordination and I'm a pretty fast runner so I guess I could bat, but I'm sort of more interested in bowling, as that seems like where the brains and technique is at. What do you mean by it comes naturally?
at the rate he's going moeen might not have to suicide to get his 72
>>64550145
You need to be fast-twitch and tall to be a good fast bowler.
>>64550148
I'm tall and have a twitch, is that close enough?
>>64550148
>and tall to be a good fast bowler.
>>greatest fast bowler of all time was 5'10
>>greatest fast bowler of the current generation is 5'10"
know your stuff casual
TOP CEC
OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS FOR NATIONAL SHIRT COLOURS IN SPORTS
1. Black
powergap
2. Blue
3. Red
4. Green
powergap
9001. Orange
900000000001. Yellow
>>64550148
I'm 6' which I'm sure will be sufficient for amateur bowling, but i don't know if I'd be fast or spin. I feel like spin has more technique and is less likely to make me pull a muscle.
>>64550176
>he wants to be a spin bowler
>>64550173
2002-07 makes me think my little pony
>>64550176
>I'm 6'
you're one ' away from me asking for your #
>>64550148
>t. Darren Lehmann
>>64550190
1997 makes me think goatse.
>>64550176
How does it feel to be a manlet?
>>64550173
Objectively the GOAT kit. You CANNOT dispute this,
Doing a pretty big shit lads
>>64550173
>900000000001. Yellow
kys
Who can stop us?
>>64550187
saved as nasty cock slut.jpg
also
>174 all out
and this is the best test side in the world? does mars have any teams that can challenge england?
>australia: 60 all out
>south africa: literally retiring after the series
just wait til Future Hero of Queen and Country Jos Buttler gets his form back!
Started a Triple J thread on /mu/, lads.
>>64550212
>Buttler gets his form back!
KEK
>>64550212
kek
Cricket is literally homebabby: the sport. There is no team right now that is objectively good everywhere.
>>64550173
Put green above red and this is objectively correct.
>>64550210
Yeah, looks shit.
Nobody would want to wear that in public.
>>64550186
Well ideally I'd like to be an all-rounder.
>>64550192
I'm the shortest of my friends m8 6' is pretty common here.
>>64550201
I'm okay with my height because it starts with 6, if it was even a cm shorter I'd hate myself thogh.
>>64550214
crosslink it, probably more bumping than this dead "community"
>>64550212
>he is an england supporter
Is Stuart Broad elite?
>>64550210
>rating yellow
Maybe you should know your self
>>64550230
i'll paypal you $20 if you can turn on my siriusXM radio mate
>indians haven't had this much of a hardon for america since we gave them warm blankets for the winter.
>26-9-47-3
Is Moeen, dare I say it, elite?
AWARDS FOR THE YEAR
Best Batsman: Williamson
Best Bowler: Starc
Best Test Batsman: Williamson
Best Test Bowler: Ashwin
Best ODI Batsman: de Villiers
Best ODI Bowler: Starc
Best Test Batting Innings: Chandimal's 162*
Best Test Bowling Performance: Broad's 8-15
Best ODI Batting Performance: de Villiers' 149
Best ODI Bowling Performance: Starc's 6-28
Test Match of the Year: England vs New Zealand at Lords
ODI Match of the Year: New Zealand vs South Africa at Auckland
I will literally fight anyone that disagrees.
>>64550253
Nice try but Stove got the real award
Got an email lads
Is spotify any good lads?
a-a-a-as long as there's a b-b-beers an b-b esky full of b-beer beers i'll be there
shut the fuck up ponting
>>64550253
>Best Test Bowling Performance: Broad's 8-15
Blinded by stats babby exposed
Broad's spell wasn't remotely threatening, it was just ducking terrible batting that nabbed him the wickets
>>64550262
tay tay isn't on it, so no
>>64550228
Nah, it's only got a few replies.
/mu/ seems pretty slow these days. I think most of the regulars moved to the greener pastures of Reddit.
I might jump ship as well if /sp/ keeps trending downward.
>>64550253
>Le statpad against Sri Lanka man
>>64550270
Literally ended Kikeal Kuck's career and the Australian challenge in about half an hour. Easily the most memorable spell of 2015. Name me a better performance then.
If you want to be pedantic about it Johnson in Adelaide was mainly tailenders shitting themselves. It's still a legendary spell.
>dat neighbours qt
be still my beating cock
Is Garfield Sobers related to Bill Murray?
>>64550286
yeah you're right, ignore him
The Ausfailian Cucket Bogans are still in denial over the calamity that was Trent *Bridge
>he ISN'T copping some sweet Calvin Klein undergarments on Catch of the Day RIGHT NOW
Kek. Enjoy being EXPOSED the next time you get a qt3.14 in the bedroom
>>64550286
Literally Hazlewood at Adelaide was a better performance, as was the Shit Lankan kid who tore >you just the other week. There's more, but I can't be bothered remembering right now
Broad's spell was significant for the series and beyond, but it wasn't the best spell of the year and it wasn't remotely impressive beyond the stat itself
>>64550316
>first ever test with a babby pink ball
'no'
>Chameera
You literally cannot use this as an example when you're already disqualifying Broad's on the basis of dumbfuck batting.
oh wow, india softened up SA for england.
thank you based kohli!
>>64550253
>I will literally fight anyone that disagrees.
This is exactly what I was talking about.
You are so insecure and desperate to protect your e-"""""persona"""" that you already get defensive just at the THOUGHT of someone potentially disagreeing with one of your posts.
>>64550324
I'm not saying that at all, I'm arguing that Broad was not bowling anything more than average balls outside off, while Chameera or whatever his name was managed to bowl """chin music""" at a decent pace for a whole game as a literal child
>>64550311
>buying wog teenager's first pair of tighty whiteys
Yeah nah, bonds cotton trunks (no gay microfibre active shit) or nothing
>>64550342
Chameera was bowling to an obvious trap that everyone including Kane, fell for.
It's in the same league as Ishant Sharma at Lord's. It's just bowling to the field.
>>64550340
>taking anonymous posts this seriously
How's that autism la'
>>64550311
>wearing clothes at home
Elgar
Smith (literally)
Amla
de Villiers
du Plessis (c)
Duminy
de Kock (wk)
Piedt
Philander
Rabada
Morkel
desu
>>64550355
>HEHE U ARE LE AUTISM XDXD
I'm right and you know it.
You can't spout shit like "I hope you fucking die you piece of shit" and then a couple of days later play the "LE WHY TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY? XD" card.
Stay insecure.
>tfw you're asked about your strategy
#1 Test ranking is in the bag lads
>that pussy triplej listening, muslim cock sucking faggot from reddit UNIRONICALLY getting furious as fuck in the /mu/ thread
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64550340
that's daniel, not statschink
unlike the latter, daniel is not a mental manlet
>>64550363
I haven't seen anything to make me dislike Amla as a captain, care to elaborate on that la?
>>64550373
No, it is statschink.
>>64550373
Daniel would have replaced all the bowling awards with Boult
>>64550363
>du plessis
He is in the worst form of his life lad. Morkel would make a better captain, but bowlers are always discriminated against when it comes to captaincy.
Who else /BSC/ here?
Why does Obesitygoose fly off the handle so much when someone threatens his life?
>>64550374
that's because you're a Summer of Cricket casual
his captaincy in India was woeful. At one point he LITERALLY took 40 overs to bring Tahir (their best spinner in this conditions) on at Nagpur. Tahir promptly took 4 iirc.
but more importantly I think the captaincy is weighing him down as a batsman. Some players thrive as captain. Amla is the opposite.
>>64550364
Kek, there's no pleasing you. I'm having a logical, rational on topic discussion here and here you are getting literally furious over semantics. Reminder that the shitstorm a couple of nights ago was literally triggered by me praising Australian bowlers, something you literally cannot comprehend because you've got it into your head that your diagnosis of this "e-persona" is the literal truth and couldn't possibly just be shitposting. Not to mention how hilariously wrong it was on practically every front.
You can spend your New Year's Eve Eve writing up another essay on my so-called insanity, and think you have some sort of moral higher ground, Zerogoose. Just a reminder that I will not be reading it and giving you the precious (You) you crave.
>>64550372
>triple j broadcast that aphex twin live set @ big day out in 1997
other than that, i dont know a damn thing about them.
>>64550394
They used to broadcast Aphex Twin, now they don't
>>64550393
考虑自杀
>>64550387
Me desu
>>64550397
I imagine they would have played his recent album
LGTSS: >Saffers
>>64550393
omfg THAT is the man, the myth, the legend (going back for thirds) that is THE ZEROGOOSE?
man i feel honored to be in the presence of legend. thank you for making my dreams come true, /cric/
and also thank you india for helping me to iron out the warranty situation with my microwave.
>>64550388
Too much time away from /cric/ has made it forget that this isn't his feelings safe hugbox where everyone has to suck his dick over his self-anointed "professor of all things cricket" status.
It's genuinely pathetic at this point. I know for a fact he will spend tomorrow night over here, just waiting for me to post. If he's listening, I will be on here from 2 am, if he wants another pointless, furious debate over "e-persona" characteristics.
>>64550393
>Just a reminder that I will not be reading it and giving you the precious (You) you crave.
That's the thing, though.
You will. You cannot help yourself. Over the past month or so, every time someone has ""challenged"" your e-""""persona""" you have launched into a tirade. Every single time, without fail. Including tonight with this post.
You will reply to me, and you will give me a (You). You just can't help yourself.
Cook or Root?
>>64550408
编织你的袜子
>>64550404
>the gaze of victory
>statue outside Lord's when?
>woke up late and actually missed us win
How embaressing SA.
What to watch now lads?
>>64550425
Watch the BBL if you must
在自杀监视统计屄
在自杀监视统计屄
>>64550412
He will until someone proves him wrong, at which point he will mysteriously disappear
統計陰戶有限公司
>>64550425
You could rewatch some of England's WC matches?
統計陰戶有限公司
>>64550453
>>64550462
>Statistics pussy Ltd.
kek
KEK
他媽的閉嘴
>>64550454
Or the one where McCullum got out for a third ball duck in the most important game of his career
Can't wait for new years lads. Me and the boys are gonna get fuckin loose. Gonna meet up for schnitty and parma and drink schooeys all day. The boys are good value. Gonna head to the local and have a cheeky slap. New Years Day gonna listen to some sweet Triple J with the lads
>>64550468
Or all out for 60? Thats a nice one too.
尿尿便便
>>64550480
>not going to Field Day
step the fuck up dave
>>64550468
No one will leap to Memecullum's defence here, you meathead.
便便尿尿置地有限公司
>>64550489
but YOU just did
How was your 2015, comrades?
I will say that mine was bloody awful
>>64550496
Homebabbery in its purest form.
>>64550500
Did I? OK.
>>64550501
I committed an act of bankruptcy, but did not declare bankruptcy.
>>64550501
+
Got a proper job
–
Still no gf and no roots
Overall pretty good senpai
>>64550509
BASED Zhang
>>64550509
Nice.
Be sure to call into Tom and Alex and let them know what happened this year as well.
Cheers.
>>64550496
Was that old fuck the masseur who was also fielding at one point?
>>64550514
Tom hasn't worked at GODiple J for a year m8. I WILL be calling Matt (a Big Strong brown African person) and Alex.
>>64550501
Ended NEETdom and got my life on track
>>64550527
#blessed
Great stuff senpai.
Can't believe this sad UPF /pol/cunt is pushing through the tears and anguish to shitpost in /mu/ after being completely btfo lmao
Friendly reminder that NO cricket-themed porn has ever been produced
>>64550501
so so, mum passed away but i got a gf and moved out of home
>>64550514
>LE FUG LE TWIPLE GAY XD XD
>>64550530
There was a gay porn with a cricket bat up the guys arse (handle first)
My girlfriend just told me I have the biggest dick out of all my friends, feels good desu
>>64550530
I saw some on /hm/ once
>>64550536
KEK.
You are literally seething right now.
Retarded beta bachelor nerds, muslim cock sucker redditors comprehensively BTFO yet again.
You will never recover from this, you smelly shitskin.
>>64550548
Concerning desu
>>64550509
same lad
almost got a root but the bitch is crazy
>>64550501
Pretty good thanks. My relationship with my wife's sons has really taken a positive turn.
>>64550546
>>64550549
>the only cricket porn is gay porn
... makes sense desu
>>64550548
thats probably more of a bad thing desu
Reminder that Tony Abbott is no longer the prime minister
>>64550548
Your mum told me the same thing m8.
>>64550565
When did this happen and why?
Perth look like they're making a solid recovery here
Just bashed some chinks with the lads aha
>>64550565
Considering switching my usual vote from the Greens as Mal seems pretty based imo tbqh
>>64550572
Everyone realised that /pol/ is gay as fuck and his polling numbers went through the floor
>>64550577
Day off at the bakery?
What is a kiwi bogan called?
What board are YOU currently browsing RIGHT NOW seeing as this """""community""""" is on death watch?
I always vote Green in the senate, and draw dicks on the lower house ballot.
>>64550593
Do you listen to Based, Muscular, Intelligent FBi?
>>64550590
A bogun.
>>64550574
How can you make a comeback when you're 0 wickets down?
>>64550592
cripplechan desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQkMM0bztLY
>>64550590
Friendly reminder that kiwis call thongs "jandals"
You can't make this shit up
>>64550590
Pakeha
>>64550530
No anime either.
>>64550581
fag
>>64550501
Lost like 20kg but pretty uneventful apart from that
>>64550593
They count that as a vote for abbott
Is anyone here actually not white?
And if you say that you are, are you game enough to prove it?
>>64550501
I was in jail for the first 4 months so everything after that has been great
>>64550615
That's not too bad dude
>>64550616
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
HOW CAN ABBOTT EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64550615
Fucking good effort lad
>>64550622
There are no non-white people on the internet.
>>64550603
and eskys are "chilly bins"
shaun darsh on pooicide watch
Nathan Hauritz is just as good a spinner as Nathan Lyon
>>64550603
and speed humps "jutter bars"
![[Anime-Koi] Barakamon - 05 [h264-720p][78EA59FF].mkv_snapshot_17.15_[2014.08.03_12.46.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FmJjsZ0.jpg "[Anime-Koi] Barakamon - 05 [h264-720p][78EA59FF].mkv snapshot 17.15 [2014.08.03 12.46.12]")
>>64550607
>Kabaddi manga exists
>Cricket one doesn't
>>64550501
every year has been progressively worse for me since 2011 desu
GET SHAUN MARSH INTO THE TEST TEAM!!!!
>>64550653
Seriously? What is wrong with this country?
I seriously hope these threads get no activity tomorrow.
I always post as if I hate you guys, but I do genuinely wish you do all one day make it as normal human beings.
I will genuinely feel so sad for any one of you that has no friends or family to have fun with tomorrow.
Please don't be here tomorrow.
>>64550663
Kek.
Get OFF 4chan and make an effort in 2016.
KEK.
>>64550638
Chully buns
>>64550668
'btfo'
>>64550663
You should take up smoking
>>64550671
Will YOU be here tomorrow?
>>64550660
Japan unironically altered one to be about cricket to appeal to the Indian audience
>>64550668
Warner failed twice; maybe he should be dropped for Marsh. Warneronly playing because of who his dad is anyway
>>64550663
2010 for me, senpai - when i was 17. It's really been all downhill since those glory days
>>64550678
No, I will be in Tweed Heads/Coolangatta doing the ol' "celebrate new years twice on the same night" thing.
Cheers Zhang, you are welcome to join us.
>>64550653
>jutter bars
You can't even shitpost correctly.
>>64550671
I'm having a pissup with the lads
>>64550694
north /gong/?
>>64550663
2008 for me
>>64550624
jail has always sounded pretty comfy to me
>>64550672
I will try, it probably isn't a coincidence that that's when I started coming here
>>64550678
why?
>>64550687
Same, 17 in 2011 m8.
>>64550691
It's not his fault you guys name everything like a 3 year old would
>>64550671
My mates party doesnt kick off until 6 so I'll be here in the morning reminding everyone about this poomunity
If Mitchell Marsh's dad wasn't a selector he wouldn't be in the test team
>>64550713
Will it be a Big, Popular house party? Or something more Chilled and Laidback?
>tfw dont know about any new years parties
April from Parks and Recreation is the perfect woman.
Where can I find a girl like this?
>>64550719
Shaun
>>64550671
Going to Lake Eildon for the weekend to get pissed, will probably remember I have clover on my phone and shitpost at 2am if I get reception
>tfw 6.5 more hours at work
>tfw new years at home with mum and dad
a-at least there are two people who care about me, r-right?
>>64550671
I will unironically logging on to ensure I get the first /cric/ post of 2016 (AEDT)
Red Smelbourne
And you cants bagged me for telling everyone SOS is the best batsmen in the country
t. Turknjaydee
>>64550722
Half and half
His place is along the coast and literally has a boundary on a cliff edge
Should be sweet
>>64550671
Why can't normies understand the concept of not having friends?
>>64550790
gonna get a root lad?
>>64550811
I know right. I literally have no friends and 3 contacts in my phone (related). I'll be here tomorrow
>>64550671
t. Someone who got a pity invite to a NYE party for the first time in his life and suddenly thinks he's a normie
kek
KEK
'no'
>>64550671
>tfw just about to go out for the 3rd night in a row in a halfa
>tfw ringing in the new year with a 12 hour sleep
NYE has always been overrated. It's party time for people who don't know how to have a good time.
ABScorchers faggot btfo
>>64550829
wanna be my friend :3
>>64550671
have friends just fucking hate parties
>>64550837
>in a halfa
I would literally slit your fucking throat and chop you into pieces if you were here right now.
>>64550671
i have depression and I can't even be bothered doing anything. i could do something i just don't care
>>64550845
'no'
>>64550815
probably not lad :(
>>64550850
Your thin wrists would tremble with fear at the thought of doing something substantial and radical in your "life"
>>64550851
>>64550848
>>64550837
>>64550830
>>64550811
These are all made by the same person.
>>64550855
If there's more than 8 people there, then some single drunk slut will want to hook in. Try your luck and have a good time m8
>>64550871
>""""person""""
FTFY
>>64550875
KEK
Agreed.
>>64550880
>>64550888
>not using Tomorrow
>>64550873
yeah but all the chicks that are invited, the guy hosting the party is obsessed with them all
he has a gf, but he acts like all his girl friends are his side gf's
i dunno, I might try with this one chick that likes me
>>64550880
>>64550888
>>64550895
KEK, love how these poorly shopped images come EXACTLY a minute apart.
Keep trying, chump.
>>64550897
Tomorrow looks ugly. Light background goes easier on the eyes
>>64550871
i really think you'll feel more welcome on reddit
AND UM
>>64550671
see you tomorrow fag
>>64544531
>>64548245
>Vicky 2
yeah cheers for the rec lads, I'll definitely buy it when I get back. hope the steam sale is still on.
>>64550912
Are you THIS uncomfortable with the thought of there being multiple people who don't like NYE/don't have friends?
kek
KEK
>>64550911
we should think of some way to embarrass him horribly in front of them all without him knowing it was you
>>64550917
Probably.
There's no pathetic samefagging over there.
Enjoy spending NYE on 4chan AGAIN though, nerd.
>>64550911
>i dunno, I might try with this one chick that likes me
well there's a fucking start
>>64550911
Just have a good time bro. Don't dwell on it if you don't get a root, just don't sperg trying out shit "pick up" moves.
who would you have in your team, ashwin or moeen
keep in mind that your team play both home and away series
>>64550932
what does it matter where i spend it tho
>>64550927
"""""people"""""
>>64550941
Ashwin by a mile.
That's not a stab at Momeme, but Ashin is unironically the best spinner in the world right now, no matter how much it pains ABIs.
>>64550951
says the trip
>>64550829
>in my phone (related)
post the pic plz
>>64550928
kek, I would love to
he's passive aggressive as fuck
>>64550939
yeah nah, there's no good way to get a sneaky root at his place anyway
gonna try to get a ny's kiss though
>>64550941
ashwin because at least he's a good spinner somewhere
>>64550956
>trip
Freshcunt needs to get back on his boat desu.
>>64550956
>trip
>>64550923
makesure you download the HPM mod. The details for it are in the general on /vg/
fucking great mod. Those autists must have sunk literally tens of thousands of hours into making all that content.
>>64550958
He LITERALLY meant that the people were related to HIM. They are OBLIGATED by birth to associate with HIM.
>>64550972
PLEASE recognize ME
>>64550959
Good lad
>>64550972
the second 'HIM' was utterly unnecessary tbqh
>>64550970
Mods are your best friend with gsg games, you can even mod all the DLC in FOR FREE
>>64550987
i dont mind buying Paradox stuff and i don't even hate the DLC system because now we get a shitload more stuff than we used to.
they cater to a relatively niche market and are pretty receptive to the community. If everyone pirated they'd go bankrupt and then no one would create new content to pacify my autism.
>>64550941
Ashwin
Momeme is just mediocre at two roles
>>64551002
I pirate the cosmetic stuff since I'm not as rich as RC, but the expansions are all worth buying, yeah
Anyone else think it's unfair on the players to have a two day break (potentially only one) just so we can have muh new years day test?
>>64551012
The 3rd Test doesn't start until the 3rd you UTTERLY seething Summer of Fox Sports Facebook Cricket casual.
>>64551012
>LE LETS NOT OVERWORK THOSE FRAGILE BODIES
>LE WORKLOAD
They get payed generously. I'm sure they can take it
>>64551012
is the test starting on the 1st? it doesn't usually
>>64551012
The test starts on the 3rd.
It's a pretty typical break in the middle of a test series.
>>64551011
yeah see i don't mind it
/v/ will tell you that it is Johan Jewing shekels out of the community. But the reality is that under the old system we just wouldn't have got a facepack for Ethiopian Jews and underage Kyrgyzstani prostitutes like we do now.
And that's the good part because you only have to buy the stuff that you want.
>Englel win a test
>Interesting BBL game happens
>Go to check /cric/ out of boredom
>It's chockers with inane e-drama bullshit
everytiem
>>64551020
>>64551023
>>64551024
>>64551026
Jokes on you guys, i was just pretending to be retarded
>>64551023
>payed
>>64551029
Yeah it's times like this I wish reddit was available. Considering getting a VPN now.
>>64551029
>that picture
>that filename
>this post
Went to JBHIFI with my $100 voucher and all i could fucking find to buy was a USB
who /losttheirvirgitnityin2015/ here?
>>64551023
cricketers complaining about workload is the biggest fucking meme
Most of them have 50% of the year off or more. Compare that to other sports like povertydive where they have a 9-month season in a sport that is far more physically intensive.
Lets have a look at 2015 in terms of how much cricket was played.
Okay they played Tests and ODi''s (World Cup) from January to March. That's fair enough.
Then April/May was IPL. Literally just Warner, Stove and Starc for half of it played in that. And it's just meme20 anyway and they get paid literally millions for it.
In June they had Windies. Both games finished <3 days.
July/August was Ashes.
Then from August to October they had literally fucking nothing. That's three months to play Playstation and sit around wanking.
So that right there is basically 5 months off for EVERY player. And that is ASSUMING they play all three formats. Someone like Chris Rogers or Nathan Lyon or Glenn Maxwell who only play certain formats play alot less than that.
Cricketers need to harden the fuck up, especially the fast bowlers.
>>64551060
I lost mine in 2002 tbqh
>>64551060
I hope you find it soon lad
>>64550734
Good luck mate.
>>64551029
Is BBL on still? Got nothing better to do until celebrity storage hunters repeat in 3 hours, so hit me up brother so I can do some comfy shitposting.
>>64549950
>laughing girls
lmao
>>64551012
of course a fat fuck seething casual bogan would find standing around for several hours severely physically demanding
>>64550970
hmm is that just to fix historical inaccuracies?
>>64551067
No other sport plays 7 hours a day 5 hours in a row though. I know a lot of that is spent scoffing teas and waiting to bat, but it's a huge toll on a bowler having to bowl say 50 overs in the space of 3 days generally.
Also the Ashes for example went into September with the ODIs and T20s and most people play country in 2 different summers so they're quite busy.
They're always training as well. and you can't imagine how fast paced cricket is compared to your club cricket. It's no longer the days of fat openers and chubby spinners.
>>64551107
>that flag
>this post
What a surprise you consider what they do to be 'hard work'.
>>64551107
>No other sport plays 7 hours a day 5 hours in a row though. I know a lot of that is spent scoffing teas and waiting to bat, but it's a huge toll on a bowler having to bowl say 50 overs in the space of 3 days generally.
for fast bowlers I accept this. Every other position requires little to no athleticism. Brad Hogg is 44(literally) and unironically still one of the best bowlers in the Big Bash.
Misbah is one of the better batsman in the world (atleast in his home conditions) and he is over 40 years old.
le Jesse Ryder face. le Mark Cosgrove face. etc.
Literally most other professional sports, be it soccer, rugby, AFL, whatever you want, require a far higher level of athleticism than cricket does. Fast bowling is the single exception to that rule.
>and most people play country in 2 different summers so they're quite busy.
what do you mean? No most players dont play two seasons kek. The few who normally do (Voges, Klinger etc) are exceptions to the rule, not norms.
>>64551139
Bernard Hopkins, Evander Holyfield etc were top of their class at 50. Are we to say there is no athleticism in boxing?
Goalkeepers in football can play in their 40s and are athletic.
Cricket isn't as bad as it used to be, the levels are rising and rising. Bradman would be found out these days.
Just done a massive shit lads
>>64551226
Bradman would have been scouted out at the age of 10 and ushered into a development program where he would have spent the next decade under expert coaching, rather than being left alone in the middle of the bush wth nothing but a stump and golf ball
>>64551306
"literally" this.
Honestly these plebshits who cry "BUT IT WAS IN THE OLDEN DAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER" have no concept of reality whatsoever.
>>64550941
Ashwin easily. This is literally Momeme's second good test with the ball,
Last day of the year lads
>>64551352
still the 29th here lad
>>64551356
based perth
http://www.espncricinfo.com/big-bash-league-2015-16/content/story/956545.html?CMP=chrome
>Australia, once again, is voting with its feet. Melbourne Renegades attracted their largest ever non-derby crowd and what the 26,787 at Docklands saw was a tale of two opening partnerships. First, Aaron Finch shared 98 in 68 balls with Chris Gayle, but the hosts stalled to 170 for 4 and were well and truly trumped by Perth Scorchers' Michael Klinger and Shaun Marsh, to the tune of the BBL's first ever ten-wicket win.
>The BBL has been playing to packed crowds throughout the country. The Adelaide Strikers confirmed they had sold all 52,000 tickets for their New Year's Eve clash at Adelaide Oval, and early estimates suggest that 50,000 will head to the MCG for Saturday's Melbourne derby, another record. For context, a combined 33,164 watched days three and four of the second Test against West Indies.
"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
>>64551356
>29th
>>64551383
fucking normie plebs I would fuck them all up the ass if I had the chance
just got back from a nice indian restaurant lads
I ordered a bowl of lamb saag with steamed rice and plain naan bread on the side, along with a bottle of Little Creatures Pale Ale (a personal favourite of mine).
The meal was prepared and delivered promptly, and with a big smile. The food was spread across three bowls, so I combined the rice and curry together on a separate plate and then dipped my naan into that.
The curry, despite its unappetising colour (from the spinach I'd imagine!) proved to perfectly balance the mild flavours of the coriander, ginger, garlic and cumin seeds with chilli, creating a pleasing flavour that pushed the bounds of a "medium" curry.
The rice itself was perfectly cooked, retaining the perfect amount of moisture, and the serving size was generous.
The naan bread was sadly soggy, and it marred what was otherwise an excellent experience.
All in all lads, I'd have to give my meal an 8/10
>>64551437
literally 100% accurate
I kind of wish I was in Sadelaide so I could go to the game
just got back from a nice indian restaurant lads
I ordered a bowl of lamb saag with steamed rice and plain naan bread on the side, along with a bottle of Little Creatures Pale Ale (a personal favourite of mine).
The meal was prepared and delivered promptly, and with a big smile. The food was spread across three bowls, so I combined the rice and curry together on a separate plate and then dipped my naan into that.
The curry, despite its unappetising colour (from the spinach I'd imagine!) proved to perfectly balance the mild flavours of the coriander, ginger, garlic and cumin seeds with chilli, creating a pleasing flavour that pushed the bounds of a "medium" curry.
The rice itself was perfectly cooked, retaining the perfect amount of moisture, and the serving size was generous.
The naan bread was sadly soggy, and it marred what was otherwise an excellent experience.
All in all lads, I'd have to give my meal an 8/10
>>64551459
>>64551466
Nice blog. Where do I subscribe?
>>64551486
https://www.reddit.com/user/turknjaydee
>>64551466
sounds good mate wish Indonesians were more partial to Indian food. I can get it in Bali but just got no motivation to get over there at the moment.
just got back from a nice indian restaurant lads
I ordered a bowl of lamb saag with steamed rice and plain naan bread on the side, along with a bottle of Little Creatures Pale Ale (a personal favourite of mine).
The meal was prepared and delivered promptly, and with a big smile. The food was spread across three bowls, so I combined the rice and curry together on a separate plate and then dipped my naan into that.
The curry, despite its unappetising colour (from the spinach I'd imagine!) proved to perfectly balance the mild flavours of the coriander, ginger, garlic and cumin seeds with chilli, creating a pleasing flavour that pushed the bounds of a "medium" curry.
The rice itself was perfectly cooked, retaining the perfect amount of moisture, and the serving size was generous.
The naan bread was sadly soggy, and it marred what was otherwise an excellent experience.
All in all lads, I'd have to give my meal an 8/10
>>64551463
it's literally hell on earth tßh, fuck NYE
>>64551050
You are what's wrong with this community, if you can call it that.
Indian food is shithouse
>>64551657
Explain how.
>>64551383
It's comparing (at least day 3/4) a test which Australia had all but won to a New Year's Eve event and then a derby. I don't know how comparable that could be but yeah I really wish test was more popular. People either can't or won't spend a whole day watching cricket.
>>64552114
Adelaide's day night meme maintained strong attendance for the whole game, I think the interest is still there
>>64551854
ur mum
>>64550161
>inb4 Stuart broad isn't 5"10 though
>>64550501
Hit my first double century so perfect
>>64552114
>>64552143
Id much rather play in front of no crowd. The tv ratings are the most important thing anyway. Crowd atmosphere is overated
just did a big poo at a fancy restaurant
Who can stop us? Johnny foreigners on pooicide watch.
>>64550223
England just won in South Africa.
>>64555063
JUST
>>64550380
Not true at all, I agree with pretty much everything there. Chandimal's innings is the only debateable one but it would be in my top 3 regardless.
If that is statscunt that's pretty rich from him considering I was constantly saying that Chandimal's was the best test innings earlier in the year while he called it "luckswinging garbage"
>>64550253
>Best Test Bowler: Ashwin
Nope, disagree with this one. You can't rate sitting at home and lapping up free wickets.
Happy new year lads
who /rug/ refugee here?
>>64553853
It gets even more hilarious with each reposting.
>>64557584
What's on for tonight lad?
1 more day of 2015 left lads
>>64557781
/rug/'s not aloud in here, /nrl/ RUNS /cric/.
Unless you're here to help us bully /afl/, in which case you are aloud.
>>64557781
/rug/ here. Fuck /nrl/ and /arl/. Fuck them both. In the ass.
Who /gonnasayhappypooyearinsteadofnewyear/ here
>>64558696
I think I mean /afl/. But fuck /arl/ too. If they exist.
>>64558699
Do you stay up all night shitposting, or wake up at 6am and start shitposting?
It's fucking hot, lads
I literally don't give a flying fuck about this shit. It's 4chan. If you think this is my real personality you're retarded as fuck. This is a fucking website where I can post whatever the fuck I want. Everyone else shit posts, so why don't I just ruin these threads more?
>>64557347
Le Hazelwood face
>>64559057
Straight from the NEET bible.
>>64559205
No one gives a flying fuck how long you've been in /nrl/ threads you angsty cunt. Get off your computer and do something productive faggot.
>>64559243
>>64559057
based Joshy
>>64559057
This desu
>>64558012
This one >>64550729 was me m8. Getting off work at 1 to drive up. I'm literally getting paid to play NBA jam today, no chance I'll do anything productive
>>64557274
Not everyone is as stubborn to a change of heart as you Trannyiel
Morning lads
is cucktill the most inconsistent player ever?
>>64560445
30 isn't great but hardly shit lad
At least it was at over 100 sr
>>64560445
>30 at 100 SR
>bad
Come on lad
>>64549996
>and though I'm unfit I think I could get back into shape.
You don't need to be in shape to play cricket. There are plenty of fat fuck batsmen. David Boon, Ranatunga
Literally didn't even realise that many people lived in Nelson
>>64560445
Oh shit theres a match on
Nice strike rate Kane..
>literally asking the same trivia question at multiple games
it's 1904 lads
>>64560598
>you
>this fucking placement
muh dick, Kane is literally elite
>>64560445
He's a massive homebabby statpadder. Watch him hit hundreds for fun and then turn to shit the second the Aussies step of the plane.
>>64560598
He heard you lad
>>64560598
You were saying?
Does anyone have a Laura folder? Never found too many juicy shots of her but I'm sure they exist
WALLOP
>>64560632
>>64560654
>>64560663
I was using reverse majic to get his strike rate up losers
>>64560681
There was some show on Sky last night about Warne's golfing tournament that she was hosting.
Looked high test as fuck in this tiny black skirt.
Sri Lanka need Sanga back
SL are such shit preparation for Aus
Anyone got a stream?
>>64560775
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eQ2cPQkY78j
>>64560808
My man
anyone don't see Latham as a long term option?
i have a feeling le aggression meme will see him dropped for a meme walloper to open
>>64560870
kek, called it
>mccullum talking all over a wicket
come on lad
>>64560775
hey newfriend
http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket_1
The fuck does WASP mean?
COLLAPSE
>taylor
>>64560923
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WASP_(cricket_calculation_tool)
>FAYLOR
Fucking hell Taylor
>>64560923
tells you how many wasps there are near the grounds
Go get your eyes checked again
>>64560964
Need one on my front porch tbqh
>hit 290 in Australia
>get PTFO by Shit Lanka
Cricket is not a sport... it was designed for dying pregnant women to idle the time away. Fuck off to /tv/ with this shit.
Really miss Ryder and Anderson around now
>>64560998
dont we have Elliot down the order or something?
or did i imagine that
>>64560870
I'm personally a bit annoyed they're forcing him into the pyjama team, it may ruin his test form
>Its a Kane carries the team episode
>>64561015
Nah he's out too
>>64561016
hopefully kanes captaincy rights the ship a bit in that regard
>>64560985
Here's your reply
Is this time of years still considered the holidays?
>>64560985
hi bsa pls watch our sport
Why does Angelo Matthews have a normal sounding name?
>>64560998
yeah the batting looks pretty weak from 5 down
>fielding restriction memes
>free hits
>getting out but not getting out
This semen slurping sport may not be for me lads
>>64561094
> Russel Arnold
> Middle name is Premakumaran
Predicting a Kane century
>>64561094
It's not normal m8 there's only one t in his last name it's weird
Taylor is one inconsistent maori
>>64561145
Yeah Tbh we need to find a new one to fulfill our maori quota
Wasn't there something about how Israel Dagg could bowl 140 but got cucked by the rugby jew?
>>64561167
Is Israel Dagg related to Israel Folau?
>>64561198
Yeah they're both jews
>>64561198
yeah they're both mediocre fullbacks that crumble under pressure
>le reverse sweep
>>64561224
Is Ben Smith related to Central Districts opener Ben Smith?
>>64561243
No but he is related to Will Smith
>LE BRAND OF CRICKET XDXDXDD
Will this meme ever end?
>>64561243
Yeah m8 Dick Smith is their father
>doug, memecullum and styris
holy fuck this cant get any worse
NEW THREAD
>>64561283
>>64561283
>>64561283
>>64561283
>>64561295
>4 posts early
autism
>>64561295
>5 posts early
Autism
>>64561295
Based threadcounter
>>64561262
Good to know
new thread reminder
>>64561283
walkcunt on suicide watch
why do kiwis instigate so much beef against aussies?
why are people still pretending nz isn't just an offshore farming state?
walkcunt on suicide watch
