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Free money edition
>Looks like another 0-0 up sums again! sub-edtion


Previous >>64517348

>Helpful links
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if everything goes wrong, then you can blame climate change for it
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:^) sub sub edition
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>shrewed
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>>64534514

> :^)
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If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win few, lose more, all the same to me,
The +ev is to lay, makes no difference what you pay,
I do share your greed, the only group I need is
The PGA
The PGA

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!
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Reposting for anyone interested in getting into the Austrian indoor football

https://wearefootball.com/hallenmasters.15.16/posts/9f80ed22-7b12-4f40-9fa2-8490886e3037
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Why not Lemmy appreciation edition? :(
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>>64534581

Next one I hope, after 24hours innit :^(
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So does anyone want to post ideas or should we just sit here and type stupid songs?
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>>64534625

Ideas of what?
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Punt on the Portuguese cup as their is literally nothing else
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Started to have intrusive thoughts and dreams
>shes a goalkeeper mods pls leave me be ffs
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>>64534562
This is so cringeworthy. The worst part is you are clearly proud of constructing this song, and have attempted to samefag multiple times to promote it when the reality is no one cares
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>>64534644
There is literally free money going on right now. LITERALLY.
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>>64534635
I don't know, maybe what to gamble on

mong
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>>64534667
wtb
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>>64534669

>implying you can follow the bets discussed here

mong
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>>64534669
waah waah goo goo gaa
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when is NYE? I can't rememember how many days dec has
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>>64534682
alright dino? you're a real shrewdie you are
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>>64534700

Tomorrow lid.
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>>64534700
31
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in tears and pmsl at this kilmarnock handi, gonna be a good january sales shopping spree!
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>>64534700
30
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>>64534705
Please have sex. Imagine not taking the opportunity to increase your betfair roll by 7% right now for zero risk pmsl.
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Never betting on bangladesh again now that we know they are always worried about climate change
>>64534508
>>64534508
>>64534508
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Maccabi Beer Sheva players KNACKERED.
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>>64534661
>Literally been posted twice
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>Oosterzonen putting up the pre match meal menu and not the line ups on their website

ffs
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MCFC -130 is LITERALLY free money
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>>64534723
>He wasn't on win at 1.08
u,u
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>>64534714
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whats the score m8
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>>64534740
wow so shrewd but yet so unlucky! uh, you put in all the leg work but where's the reward amirite?
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>>64534749

>thinking Man City will win by 131 goals

Not sure on this one m8
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>>64534740
Doesn't matter, even their bench players have some form of top and second division experience. This will be embarrassing.
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>>64534740
Haha lol such an obscure game xD good on you for trying your best to do some research fella, proud of you :) hopefully pays off one day! :D
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>>64534740
>pre match meal

that's their opposition m8
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>>64534740
Have their priorities right desu.

>tfw didn't feel like keeping a spreadsheet this month
>first week and a half go great and I almost reach 30k
>skedge gets tez
>recalculate roll today
>down to 21k

Feels Mackers man. Going to withdraw 11 and start 2016 with 10.
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>>64534792
B I G
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B O Y
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>>64534740
>by mentioning this friendly I hope a real shrewdie will drop me a tip

tears, utter tears at you. Please post a screenshot of your bank account. I bet it doesn't even reach 6 figures
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>>64534792
might as well invest in an index fund m8, you wont beat market like that
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Leicester-Manchester City » 2 ( 1X2) @ 1.9 5/10

wow! for me this is great odds. leicester returns from 0-1 defeat to liverpool and plays very poorly. first time this season does not score. man city returns to winning ways with crafted 4-1 victory and can bounce back again in must win 6 pointer. for me man city with silva; aguero; de bruyne has too much fire power! medium units for 2 for this game!
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>>64534766
>>64534784
>>64534813

zzzzzzzzz, IMAGINE being so riled about some so trivial
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Lads Notts County have fired their manager, surely the pay off and the cost of appointing a new one will push them into administration. UAC is coming.
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literally am not comfortable with any stakes in lester and city, figure ill just watch and enjoy lids
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-0.5 FH L A R G E
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>>64534885

YES

ITS HAPPENING

FUCKING UP SUMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>64534867
Last time Leicester failed to score at home was in February.
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>>64534926

Quality post. Please blog more.
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Free 3% increase of your betfair roll STILL available
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>>64534660
what's her name again?
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Superlenny have Kishronot slags on a 0.0
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>>64534947
Man city defense is shambles they will no doubt score but i think man city scores a few

BTTS probably a good bet
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On Oosterzonen tbqh. One quick look at the Lille website and you can see they're in the pits.
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>>64534885

why, what have you bet?
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>>64534960
already up £25 from this match, gonna order a nice chinese for the leicester game
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>>64534960
How's that?
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>>64534960
>Not taking into account commission
What a worm.
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Another half like that please Tulane.
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Anyone who backs unders in a Maccabi Beer Sheva slags game is a massive danger
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>>64534991
Its just a running gag, some guy in PGA said Notts County were going into administration he had heard from his mate who works in the office there which would mean points deduction and probable relegation, tip went viralish and odds got knocked in everywhere. A couple of people in here started saying they had massive sums on it and now every day someone asks if they're in administration yet and so on.
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>>64535038
Yeah well played so far keep it up boys
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>>64535047
usual deductions on administration are around -10 points right?

that would still put notts 3 pts clear of relegation
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>>64534994
Why not turn that 25 into 65-70 with a bet on the draw
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>>64535086
>what is +ev

Clueless trip.
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>>64535086
-10 is the minimum deduction but the time it was tipped here they were still about 20/1 on 365 so if it were to happen which looks like total bullshit now 20/1 would be a pretty great price especially since typically teams in administration sell like crazy in January.
Won't lie I've got a fiver on it.
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North Carolina -3.5
Colorado State -3
LSU o73.5
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>>64535118
expected value calculations take into account the odds the bookmakers give you

if you think that formula is a way to beat the bookies you are the clueless one
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>>64535158
Which one are you most confident on?
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1.04 still available.
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>>64535158
Don't bet UNC they've been overrated all season

Lost to a bad USC team and got exposed against clemson

Baylor only looks bad because they played a wide receiver at qb for most of last game which they lost
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Cal -6 t b h
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>>64535159
If you can't see how information on a 10 point deduction that isn't priced in makes it a good bet then just stop betting. Would love to test your greasy little chin, you clueless little slug.
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>>64535178
Weird desu. Shouldnt be.
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>>64535178
for what
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>>64535176
North Carolina -3.5 followed by LSU overs. Baylor's entire offense is kill and North Carolina had a chance to beat Clemson if they didn't get refballed at the end. And neither team in the LSU game knows how to play defense
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>>64535215
Imagine STILL not working it out by now, baka at how Americans can be so thick
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>>64535195
O N
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Air Force over 15 in the first half easy. Their run game is ridiculous and they will own the field during their long as fuck drives
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>>64535205
im sorry i bet on what will happen

not on what has good odds

if you're letting the odds influence your decision you're letting the bookies win
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>>64535159
>>64535264

Pro tip: Filtering the clueless mongs who are kind enough to trip up will greatly improve your /bet/ browsing experience
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>>64535233
Yeah i could give a fuck its probably some obscure norweigan darts that normal books wont even let you bet on

>>64535251
mine is 30? you mean quarter?
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G O A L
O
A
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>>64535264
Filtered. Don't understand how you can be this thick.
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O O S T E R Z O N E N
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>>64535232
North Carolina are on a -2 on 365, but -3 is 2.25 which is dece. Similar odds where you are?
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>>64535281
nah i mean o15 for airforce at the half
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>>64535276
>>64535294

>implying i wont just post anonymous anyway

:^ )
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Rebacked 1.05
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>>64535264
This might be the dumbest thing i've read on /bet/
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>>64535314
wut
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Sweden how is the handball bet looking?
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>>64535296
Ya they're anywhere from a -2 to a -3.5 @1.91, but I got on -3.5 last night. I'd go for the -3 @2.25 since I think it'll be at least a TD win for North Carolina. Baylor's top two QB, top running back, top wide receiver, and a starting offensive lineman are all out
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>>64535324

>>64534730
>>64534976
>>64535039
>>64534960
>>64534723

Use your fucking brain thicko
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>>64535264
I don't agree with the way he is speaking to you but he is right, you can get the drop on some amazing odds if you have the info early and odds are absolutely critical to decision making.
If you're offering me 20/1 on Notts County to get relegated and I hear they MIGHT get a 10 point deduction from a source that is at least marginally trustworthy then I'm having a cheeky bet on that.
If you're offering me 1.4 on Notts County to get relegated and I know for an absolute fact that they will be getting a 10 point deduction I probably won't bother as they could still get out of it and I have to lump for significant gains.
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>>64534562
Is this some shitty parody of the already pretty shitty song "Ace of Spades"?
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>>64535363
Coleman is out? Shiiitteee. On LARGE.
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>>64535394
Look out lads, looks like we've got an edgemeister amongst us, careful not to get cut!
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>>64535371

Okay like I know what the fuck you are talking about m8

>betting on jews never lose
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>>64535387
>odds are absolutely critical to decision making

the two scenarios you mention are not the same, with one you have solid information and the other is just a hunch.

I guess when I bet i just bet on what I think will happen, and that's really hard to do with futures stakes.
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>>64535460
How would you like an account the the newest and best online bookmaker: Bet4theWeekend? We have a $200 signup bonus just for you!
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>>64535407
Stidham's doubtful, Russell is out, Coleman is out, Linwood is out, and Colbert is out on the line
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>>64535493
nice meme
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>>64535426
>>64535460
MASSIVE DANGERS ALERT

Absolutely howling at these two MELTS
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>>64535495
Howd you do yesterday on bowl games?
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>tfw you are responsible for numerous epic /bet/ memes
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>>64535581
There are no epic /bet/ memes
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>>64535557
1/2 yesterday
6/7 Saturday
3/3 Friday
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>>64535460
>just a hunch
No it isn't. Its not the most definitive info ever I'll give you that but it came from a guy in PGA. You have to pay to be a part of PGA and he had been in PGA for quite a while so it wasn't some shill or moron on a forum with an anonymous account but rather someone who at least believes that information themselves even if it does turn out to be incorrect.

>I guess when I bet i just bet on what I think will happen
I'm not gonna give you masses of shit for that like most here will but truly this is not a good way to bet and you will lose out long term. Having info the bookie doesn't have and being ahead of any odds drops associated with that info is pretty much the single most +ev way to gamble.
If you're just gambling for fun its fine, you can just shake off the advice but if you're even trying to take it slightly seriously I really wouldn't go saying things like that as if it is a sound way of thinking.
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>>64535460

A winner is a winner mentality is that of a complete mug. Even most Americans will tell you its about giving yourself an edge over the bookies
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Turning a single dollar into hundreds with the use of accumulators is a huge challenge, especially with odds around 2.0.
I rather go with safer singles over a longer period of time. Currently I turned £50 into £889 with low odds researched daily bets. If my single for tonight comes in (Falkirk to score a goal) I will reach my goal of £1000.
For those who care:
19th December Real Betis Or Draw
£50 returns £90
19th December Oriente Petrolero (Win)
£90 returns £126
20th December Athletic Bilbao (Win)
£126 returns £176.40
21th December Arsenal v Man City (Under 3.5 Goals)
£176.40 returns £254.80
22th December Macclesfield (Win)
£254.80 returns £347.45
23th December Fenerbahce (Win)
£347.45 returns £434.31
24th December Western Sydney (Win Either Half)
£434.31 returns £530.82
26th December Man City (Win)
£530.82 returns £648.78
27th December Anderlecht (Win)
£648.78 returns £778.53
28th December Preston v Hull (Under 3.5 Goals)
£778.53 returns £889.74
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>19% bankroll increase avaliable
What is the world coming to?
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Kilmarnock team strong as usual pmsl
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>>64535495
Seems like a silly price even if Stidham is fully healthy.
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>>64535714
i did a rolling acca once

had germany to beat ireland in a wcq, and fucking o'shea scored in extra time to level
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mancity -1 corners @1.9 seems tasty, whats everybody on for lester-mancity ?
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>>64535777
300% increase available
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Is having children -ev?
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>>64535803
>13% for just ONE goal
unreal. Wish I had more money. Might give Wonga a call
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>>64534660
who's that?
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>>64535835
Just WHO is laying these?
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Reminder that man city -0.5 is a mainstream special
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>>64535892

>implying this nutter doesn't know what he's doing
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>>64535912
That means we shouldn't take it right?
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TODAY IS THE DAY LEICESTER CITY GETS

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E
D
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>>64535953
It means we should. I've been on 6 mainstream specials this season and only 1 has lost (Bayern -0.5 @ 2.16 against Arsenal). 1 refund and 4 wins. THIS wins
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>>64535980
What exactly do you mean by "mainstream special" ?
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Who's having a reback on the Sons of the East?
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zzzzzzzz too easy
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>conceding

tears
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>>64535951
He sure doesnt.

IMAGINE not being on BTTS @ 500
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>33% bankroll increase on top of all the other increases
I dont believe it
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I took double chance "Draw or Leicester" @ $1.87 odds.
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>>64536071

post slips
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>>64536001
A mainstream special is a mainstream bet big enough to stake over 0.5 units on.

Other mainstream specials this season:

Tottenham +1AH vs Man Utd
West Ham +2AH vs Arsenal
Liverpool +1AH vs Arsenal
Arsenal -1.5 vs Stoke
Bayern -0.5 vs Arsenal
Chelsea 0.0 vs Arsenal
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>>64536091
>all them Arsenal games

'no'
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>>64536131
Forgot Everton +1.5 vs Arsenal too. Make that 5 winners
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>>64536071
>2-8
Madness. Madness I tell you. I would joke they swapped the keeper and the striker at HT but it is probably true.
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Over 2.5 is value in city game
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>>64536205
probably resting players, no way they should be getting less than 10 here AND conceding two. Thank the lord mara didn't bring them in-play on -9 and we saved ourselves some tenners
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>>64536257
Thank the lord fonbet didnt bring them in with £300 lays. Saved my mum a few thousand.
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Reminder that you will never be as much of a baller as NEWNES
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>Timothy McVey
what the fuck is up with all these college names
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>North Carolina drifting to -1.5

This is Bowling Green all over again.
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leicester - man city BTTS is a steal
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>>64536255
R u joking m8?
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>>64536462

My shrewd model has it closer to 1.6
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ROSSY BOY
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Benfica -1.5 is a mainstream steal tbqh
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Reminder that this is where the real shrewdies live
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>>64534581
THIS, And lemmy picture on the next thread plz
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>>64536403
Or is it Boise State Virginia all over again?
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Props to guy who tipped for Ross County, i guess you arent useless...
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ok time to tip.

Florida 3-way @ 2.10 is a good stake and is what I'm on, 1.66 SW if you want to go safe.

Montreal is coming off a shootout win but is 2-8-0 in their last 10, and is starting their new trade acquisition in goal tonight, Ben Scrivens. He hasn't played since April of this year and gave up 6 goals on 29 shots, and had a .739 save % to vaughncouver, which is atrocious.

Florida is hot and is 7-3-0 in their last 10. Luongo gave up 2 goals on 19 shots at home to CBJ on sunday, but got the win. Tonight's game is also in Florida, and the panthers will be rested and confident.

Might want to look at u5.0 at evens, since montreal can't score to save their lives, and Scrivens will play his heart out, but I'm not overly confident of this.
Might also want to put a cheeky fiver on Florida to score first at 1.71, but Montreal's been known to go 1-0 up only to end up collapsing.

Florida SW @ 1.66 if you want surety.
Florida 3-way ML @ 2.10 if you want sums.
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>>64536403
>>64536568
pls no
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I'm looking to get into betting. Is paying for handicapping a stupid idea?
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>>64536907
Yes.
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>>64536907
Yes.
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>>64536935
>>>/biz/
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6-0. Tears if you weren't on Oosterzonen
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>>64536957
I do not see your point. ASSUMING he finds a decent capper (which he wont find because you dont get any decent American ones), you need a huge bank and a long time for get a good return. Most people can only get like 5% long term in asia betting on early lines. No one who "wants to get in to betting" wants to get in to that kind of betting.
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Kilmarnock +1.25 was surreal. Thank slugs! PMSL
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>>64535800
seems very likely at the moment, too bad i didnt have the guts to do it without /bet/ seal of approval
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>not using interpals/omegle to find qts in foreign countries to help you translate websites

PMSL
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>>64537004
zzz
Bubblegum baby. There was only one shrewd bet today.
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YAYA
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>>64537043
>only get like 5% long term in asia
What's your roi? I averaged 6% and was very happy with that, increased number of bets and stake sizes. Rather have a 6% yield than a double digit yield if it means more profit at the end of the day.
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>>64537263

Ok sure buddy, sucks to not have friends doesn't it?
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Definitely on right side here with Man City -0.5. v unlucky, lots of missed chances. Hope it comes together in the second half.
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>>64537362
>having an infinite number of friends
zzz shit gimmick
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>>64537257
Are you me?
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>>64537263
Not him but made 2k+ from it with bored tier stakes on a limited 365 and 10bet. Please have sex zzzzzzzz.
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>>64534718

Just noticed the delusion of this American after he posted ten years after we moved thread and thought it needed pointing out if anyone was in need of a good laugh
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>>64537424
>limited 10bet
m8

>>64537356
Give me a sec to work it out
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0-0 plz
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>>64537382
leicester have had the best 2 chances tho and should have scored both
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>>64537441
pmsl, you sure showed him you refugee-welcoming, low test spastic
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>>64537257
what
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>ucfb

this is what joe did. was mint like
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>>64537257
>>64537406

d-do you really do this?
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>>64537424
30 lays on 365? Limited 10bet only lets me have tenners on
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>>64537389

So boring you weird autist. Why do you care so much about how others make their money? Either trip up and tip yourself or pipe down and stay in your little hole
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>>64537581
kek. Enjoy your 2k pal.
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>>64537558
Don't know why you would ask and expect a sensible answer
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>>64537356
My ROI in Asia is technically 4.7% but that includes (mainly losing) arbs. Of course it is better to have more profit than a higher yield if you are capable and happy with putting the time in of that but most arent (like that American probably)
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>>64537562
>>64537476
10bet wasn't limited and I meant to add skins too

>>64537612
That wasn't me you weirdo, bet you're the guy who reckons every brit anon is the same
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>>64537655
Actually, is is 7% in the last few months (using it properly) including arbs. Early months was me pissing about.
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>>64537655
arbing between asia and where?
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>>64537730
Bookies. Like backing fixes at slow odds and laying off in Asia
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Cheers for the Kilmarnock money lads xx
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>>64537784
Imagine being on Ross County and not Oosterzonen pmsl
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>>64537784

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>64537750
why would you lay in asia when the other side rarely ever reflects the true value of the bet, i.e. if overs is 1.3, unders will be 2.8 or something ridiculous
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>>64537558
You'd be surprised what a tenner can buy you in Uganda.
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>>64537750
My betfair and Asian accounts are distorted by this too. My roi for this month is 10% but that's a pretty small sample, will be happy with 5% roi long term. Can get better percentages on limited 365s/10 bet skins as well as betfair
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>>64537825
What? Why does value matter in zero-/negative-liability situations?
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>>64537825
>every fix wins
>creating a no loss bet isn't worthwhile
PLEASE trip up so I can filter you.
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Kilmarnock poster gone, strange how futbol24 only tells him when the team he has backed has scored
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>>64538023
Please trip up, sick of you and your passive aggressive moaning posts every day
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Ahhh christmas money to bet away
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>>64538192
Can you translate that Magnus guys video bets please lid
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>>64538245

Link
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I'm moving to the Netherlands for a couple of months and I was wandering if there are betting shops you can walk in over there, and if they carry the matches from England, lower leagues in particular. Any dutchbros here?
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>>64538245
I gotcha senpai.
His only two bets in the vid is dwight howard o11.5 rebounds, and reggie jackson over 19.
Then he spends a good two minutes talking about how he might post some in-plays for miami heat and some other match, so stay tuned on twitter(most likely) or https://vimeo.com/user26796298 for a new video.

>>64538259
https://vimeo.com/150269855
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Im about to cash out that 0-0
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>>64538324
dont
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>>64538177
I'm sick of dickheads acting like they never lose and not shutting up about winning bets
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>>64538342
I am about to have a heart attack
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>>64538348

He probably wasn't even on Killie and was just shitposting for the sake of it
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>>64538348
1.01 for you to have 0 friends irl, you sound like the biggest neckbeard pmsl
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>>64538379
He'll let us know at full time no doubt
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>>64538320
To add on to this, I'm gonna try to post translations here for you lads if I have time. I've been hungover today and had to focus on an exam so couldnt write it up earlier.

Also whenever he posts about a videobet coming up, go to the vimeo-account i linked and just refresh it. It took him two hours to post the video on twitter after it was posted, so I got on the lines before all the nerds
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>>64538369
how much you got on m8?
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>>64538320

Wew lid.

Whether it's the sound or dialect, I simply only understand the gist of it.
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>>64538409
SEE
>>64537478
Not much but Im trying to build a bankroll again
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>>64538393
Booom 1.01 down, tears if you weren't on the lay
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I miss BT, Oil and the other lads
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>>64538480
What happened to Oil? SP killed him?
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>>64537694
Just seen fun88 on the boards in the Lester v City game. That is ANOTHER skin. Surely you havent been limited on them all?
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>>64538480
Pretty sure BT is responsible for a lot of shit posting
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>>64538429
Yeah he's from trondheim which has quite a distinct dialect. Lovely place though, live there myself at the moment. Home of Rosenborg BK as well.

Completely unrelated, but how much is a "ramme" of tuborg in your local store now?
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>>64538522
I've been limited on 7 maybe 8, some were limited as soon as I opened account Need to open in other people's names desu
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>>64538286
Sports betting is illegal in the Netherlands. Get out you degenerate scum.
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>>64538547
fug my cute picture of trondheim didnt get posted
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>>64538570
its funny because you are american
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>>64538547
>Local store stopped selling 20 packs Tuborg for a tenner a pop and now just doesn't stock them altogether
Absolutely haram. Best lager when it came to a balance of price and taste.
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>>64538547

I myself is going to lapland this spring to hike. Really looking forward too it. Hiked a lot in Sweden so far but not Norway yet mainly because it's so expensive.

79 kroner excl. pant, but that's rare for 24 beers. Usually it's 100 excl. pant (1 kroner each)
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>>64538584
Tastes like festivals which just reminds me of throwing up
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>>64538582
>not living in the freest state in the freest country
Unlucky
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>>64538626
sports betting is illegal in colorado bro
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>>64538554
Didnt know they all shared info. I'm limited on 10bet but not on 138 for example.
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>>64538584

I thought Brits only drank Forster. DIdn't you buy it from the Aussies?
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>>64538637
I spend about half of my year in Las Vegas m8
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3 MORE MINUTES
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>>64538641
Not sure, 3 skins wouldn't let me have more than 100 on those Ukraine slag 80 min games
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>>64538642
>Fosters
Shit tier desu
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>>64538642
Tez beer
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Leicester is not a memeteam

They're exposing meme coaches and the state of the Premier League

True heros tbqhwymdf
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YES YES YES YES
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Mackers is up 25k from the Ross County game
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Kilmarnock +1.25 wins, nice work on the -1 slugs pmsl
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>>64538777
What's it like to have an argie gf?
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>>64538342
Was about to cash out, thanks bro
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>>64538807

Not sure you quite understand how Asian handicap works m8
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Welp time to win back that "mainstream special" lock that cheeky slag posted earlier

Wtb laddos
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Lot of money coming in on Baylor what am i missing ameribets
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I know I'm asking a lot from /bet/ with a simple request, but who has a source for Israeli slags corner history? Not on soccerway or totalcorner and I dont usually deal with such meme markets
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Mugs on NC, Sharp money on Baylor. PMSL you've all been rused by Ameribets cluelessness.
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>>64538843
It was really nice

She knows how to play like 8 instruments, is a luthier. One of the smartest persons I've ever met. She's also so full of energy, it's amazing.

The last day I saw her she decided to travel through South America and told me she probably is never coming back to Argentina. Then she gave me her first guitar, in the case her grandma used. It's my most precious posession

I really wish I can cross paths with her again in my travels
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>>64538665
>tfw no argie gf
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Slugs being slugs. Chances are they'll move the ball ok, but scoring will be a struggle, especially with how good North Carolina's defense is in the red zone
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>>64538957
>She knows how to play like 8 instruments
Including your oboe amirite?
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>>64538888

Checked. You were well and truly meme'd m8
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>Dear scout,

>We need a coverage for following match:
>Fri 2016-01-01 02:00:00 Basketball USA NBA NEW ORLEANS PELICANS - LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS

>Be aware about following points:
>- All Kick-off times are provided in CET
>- This invitation is not a final confirmation.
>- We always confirm the matches to the best rated available scout.
>- It can happen that we still confirm the match to another scout.
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>>64538988
>Implying that there will be a touchdown of less than 20 yards in this game
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>>64538947
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>>64538888
Protip: Mainstream specials are probably 3 or 4 a year. Some mug in here will tip a mainstream special about every 3 or 4 days. Just filter "mainstream special" and save yourself the hassle.
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>>64539074
How is it possible to be this shrewd?
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NBA picks?
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>>64539056
Nice. You won't get it though.
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>>64539074
>"Academic Team Girls Women"
>jews in charge of naming anything
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>>64539056
Do you go to the games live or watch a stream?
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>>64539123
Pistons
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>>64539074
Cheers bbz x

>>64539135
"Women" is added to the end of all slags teams by bookies. They are literally an Academy team for girls formed by the FA.
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>>64539126
I know, it just means I have like 95% top rating

>>64539136
You can cover matches both ways. I suppose that if tickets are insanely expensive and they can't get you a press pass it's covered through tv. But then again mainstream matches are the highest on demand so they probably work around that.
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>>64539123
jizzlies heat unders if the line gets to 200 points at any point in play
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>>64539074
Reminder that if you want to be as shrewd as j west you need to keep spreadsheets as detailed as this.
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wtb on tomorrow's friendlies
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u8.5 LARGE lids

Even rape game earlier was only 0-5
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/pop-out-live-stream/27639553?feedType=dataVisualization
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>>64539074
Do you keep a manual spreadsheet or is there like a script or site that collects the data?
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4chan kill?
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Too much on North Carolina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlVoFytdG-w
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I don't understand people who post slips that show $1 - $5 stakes. Are you actually staking these amounts or are you just showing this as what percentage of your roll you are staking?
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>>64539558

Earlier

>>64539581

A bet is a bet no matter the stake. Go away Jimmy aka Meta
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IMAGINE the massive dangers watching BTSport 2 and ESPN right now.
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>>64539650
How much you got on Carolina lid? I know you love some lotto shite every now and then.
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>>64539684
Nothing.
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>>64539279
is there a difference between asian total corners and corners 2 way?

why is one price higher than the other
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>>64539722
:^)
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>>64539650
>Streamer switching to a Battlefront game whenever a commercial break happens

Surprisingly comfy.
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One absolutely staggering price tomorrow, hands and knees it holds.
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barney army
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>darts crowd singing along with eye of the tiger after an upset

literally the comfiest sport
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Guys, serious question time

Knowing that bookies receive data at least 3 seconds after it happens, how would you take this for your advantage in basketball?

First to score amounts? Quarter handicaps once a team starts to bounce back?

Haven't tested on football but I think you can't bet on next goal due to the delay of staking
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>>64539853
Forgot to say: watching matches live
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>>64539853
Most sites have like a countdown, no? My usual one has 5 seconds delay before your bet gets placed
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>>64539074
Is that rballdb?
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>>64539621
lol why even bother betting those tiny amounts? i mean it's fine if you do, but why would you bother posting it? do you expect anyone to be impressed when you show a bet with potential winnings of $3 LOL
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>>64539853
would be extremly difficult i think, the scouts at the games know about subs who are checking in long before anyone watching a stream or a live game on TV and i would assume adjust the over/under quarter lines based on the floor lineups average
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>>64539853
Simply wont work in basketball. Would work in football, (ice)hockey, tennis, probably volleyball. Just not in a high scoring sport. Plus you have to beat the delay so you would have to delay passing on the info so your bet would go down.
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tease
Heat Grizzlies U 194
LSU -1
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>>64539911

Trip up, Meta.

You belong in the filter
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It's two bigguns chucking stuff at a board. That's all it'll ever be. Grow up.
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>>64539853
Have seen on 365 a few times where a goal has gone in on the stream, and I mean the 365 provided stream, but rball hasn't registered it, score hasn't changed and odds are still open. You still have to be pretty fast to get your money down but they fuck up more than most realise.
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>>64539933
volleyball and tennis are high scoring
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any of you goons play DFS?

or is that too degen even for you
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>>64539979
>what is courtsiding
Kill yourself.
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>nick goff's new "glorious caliphate" meme

What are we giving it out of 10 lids?
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lads, lads, lads, i need a winning tip like A I R. Down SUMS since yesterday. Please help! I want to move out of this storage unit ASAP
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>>64540001
well exactly
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>>64539983
>DFS
I'd prefer not to lose all my money
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>>64539933
Actually I used this in basketball to adjust handicaps

For example say I had team A (favorite) and team B (underdog), and was looking for a big + on B. What I did was watching the + increase as A got streaks, and I was able to place the bet before the + decreased with B scoring back. Of course I needed to study the match beforehand. And obviously I didn't cheat, just scrapped a 1-2 point edge

I was also able to place the 'first to score X points' before bookies adjusted the odds. Again not actually cheating, because they remove the market 5 points beforehand, but getting better odds

The data input in basketball is slower than you think, the procedure is as follow: placing the ball properly, open menu, 2-3 point attempt, score? yes-no, if no: who had the rebound?, confirm, adjust time if needed
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>American sports event
>Starting on time

pick 1
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>>64540044
Most of that is just being at the game and seeing what is happening in terms of momentum, rather than betting the rball. Would be the same if you sat and watched a low quality football game.
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>>64540044
Forgot to say, I can see it being way more effective in other sports. Only did it in basketball because football bores me to death, and other sports like volleyball, futsal, handball, I'm the only scout here.

I can see people abusing the corner feature now that I think about it.
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>>64540082
It's true, the act of watching the game or just knowledge would be more effective than investing so much energy and attention on getting slight edges. There's also the risk of being too invested in the edge and forgetting it's a backup at best
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>>64540021
why didnt you cash out that stupid fucking treble you had when you could make 700 dollars profit
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>>64540044
>>64540083

I do this all the time but the problem is you never know with "momentum" i could have gotten on nuggets +20.5 against the spurs but waited too long, line dropped to 15 after a quick run and it was ogre after that.
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>>64540159
Fuck the spurs for that game

Can't cover a 10.5 tease against the god damn nugs. Second time they've burned me after the christmas shithouse performance

Meanwhile they're 8-3 against the spread in last 11, cunts
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>>64540126
lol what are you talking about? i did cash it out for $1500 profit.

But that's all in the past, i need a NEW winning bet and there's nothing to fucking bet on
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>carolina
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>north carolina on a + now
pmsl
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Hockey tip:
Dallas stars the best team vs the Blue Jackets the worst team
easy money. Jump in lads
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all this twitching
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Been out shagging all day, have I missed any worldies?
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>>64540304
Leicester DC
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For today's matches the only thing I'd say is poorly priced is the Bohemios-Atenas match. Getting a +10.5 or more is likely because they give a starting +5.5 Bohemios

The match will actually be very close: Bohemios just got a new coach, Atenas' stats are a bit overrated by blowing out a shit team, and when (IF) they win it's always really close, scrappy wins. Match will be on TV and players will want to show off, most important is that whoever wins will be very safe from relegation

Urunday's odds are a bit generous, if I were the bookies I'd given them -4.5, no idea why they thought this match would be so even. I don't like betting on minuses or simple wins so I'll let this match go, also >prestaking basketball. If at any point you see like a +6.5 on Urunday it's value, they always catch up in the latter quarters

Hebraica is sure to beat Larreborges, the question is if Larre will keep it close or not, most likely scenario is either 8 points close, or a blowout, so the 15 handicap is not value. If at any point I found a -5.5 Hebraica I'd go into that.
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>>64540384
Where are you getting +10.5
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>this complete lack of pass rush

tears at me for not lumping on -6 at 2.6 instead of being a giant pussy on -2.5
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ameribets surreal
>>
eye water
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>>64540408
inplay
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something i've noticed with handegg is the team to next score market

one team will be 1.12 and 50% of the time they'll fail and the odds will come back closer to evens each way
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>>64540466

why arent you rich yet then?
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>>64540492
i am
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Can you actually get rich off tailing people in this thread?

Everytime i do i feel like i hit one and lose one. Prob different for americans because not all of us can bet on israeli slags
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>North Carolina
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>literally only have to worry about baylors run game
>RB is taking direct snaps
>still cant contain their run game

>college "sports"
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>>64540556
I see you're new here.
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T E A R S if not on SMU -5

>inb4 i jinx myself
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>>64540622
How could you possibly tell you must be a fucking mad genius
>>
who /pre-staking/ here?
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>>64540646

>assmad assburgers

I resent you
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>>64540646
As an American you are forced to bet on games with less of an edge. You should quit while you still have your money.
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>>64540646

Why do Americans have to be so sassy all the time?
>>
Find it hard to believe that with all black market Asia bookies and brokers NONE take american customers. There was an article about Pinny getting caught by the FBI and they are tiny compared to some asian bookies.
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>>64540705

American anons have zero chill
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>>64540713

Does b4tw take americans?
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>>64540733
Yes. We love our American punters. We have a special signup offer just for them
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Please can we all just start ignoring Ameribets.
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>Can't stop a team that has no QB

Lesson learned. Not betting against these meme teams again.
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are these spotty faced carolina teenagers actually fucking serious right now? Every fucking snap is a run play, how can you actually not contain them literally just hold hands and run at the line of scrimmage red rover style you fucking mongrels
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
>COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRINGS UNREAL WEALTH
>THE BOOKIES ARE CLUELESS
>BOWL SEASON? THAT MEANS DOUBLE PROFITS
>EVERYONE FOLLOW ME TO MONEY LAND!
>CANT PROFIT ON MAINSTREAM? PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WE WILL SHOW EM!

etc. etc.

should be a webm of this, americans talking up bets and getting everyone to follow then losing again and again
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>tfw you almost clicked that bet on unc but then remembered ameribets is a bitch nigga
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>>64540774

Its my fault because I got on and LITERALLY every coin flip bet I take loses. Only got on because Nestle called it a LARGE and I was breaking even for the day. Never. Again.
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got on baylor ML evens during that drive
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Who's on pistons -2 tonight?
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>>64540833
north carlolina look like the better team its just they are beyond fucking stupid right now, baylor are direct snapping to their running backs most of the time, as in the defence knows 100% its going to be a run play and yet still somehow cannot contain them.
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What is the software to add text to webms? Looked online and Windows movei maker doesnt support webms, and the thing I got for webms doesnt add text.
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>>64540851
on ML, based M A G N U S tipped it
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>>64540860
I do it in camtasia, not saying it is the best for it but I often record with it too so dual purpose at least.
That doesn't support webms either though but if you convert webm to mp4, edit it in vid editting software then reconvert to webm it'll work. Easy enough with a little know how and some basic software
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>>64540845
Making me feel bad here lad. Bet is a medium as best, I was just reacting to the team news.

In theory this bet should win easily I mean hell Baylor is missing 5 offensive starters and have no defense what so ever. Only thing that has me concerned is that Carolina their QB seems to be unable to make a proper throw so far.

Reminder that Carolina almost (should have) beat the #1 team in the game a few weeks back.
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rumour has it the club couldn't afford to pay them anymore

on the verge
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>>64540860

I use xmedia recode to convert the file to webm. Windows movie maker allows text but only allows one box of text so if you want multiple things overlaying it can be a bitch
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>>64540718
>using the word chill unironically

pmsl you low test pickaninny. Would love to see you swinging from a tree
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Carolina has a black qb? Why was this not specified in the tip? :^(
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>>64540885
What else he on tonight?
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>>64540891

I should say I'm not on LARGE myself and I wasn't blindly following, it does have sufficient reasoning for a bet but goddamn I'm cursed
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Oi lads, night/bet/ is supposed to be cozy
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>>64540940
>>
>>64540940

But it is?
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>>64540954

>the one who must not be named
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>>64540934
Howard o11.5r
Jackson o19
whiteside o11.5r
conley o16.5

bucks-game o205.5
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>>64540940
I prefer it after 10pm EST
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>>64540939
In the same boat. Can't win a non-"soccer" bet at all recently.
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>>64540940
Ameribets has been tipping lotto shite NCCAF for weeks now gets all the addicts (including me) riled up
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>ameribets
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Vegas knew. Time to walk the dog.
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Ameribets was DUE desu
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>>64541110

DUE a winning tip you mean
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>>64540984
I just get on whatever he has the most units
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imagine losing to a football team playing without a quarterback

imagine knowing for a fact the next play will be a running play and not being able to stop them
>>
Good to see sp back under his new guise. Looking forward to him building up everyone's trust before eventually causing everyone to lose thousands by tipping a large when value is on the other side.
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>Black QBs

hate this meme
>>
Frustrating.
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What do you think /bet/? Blatant fix?

https://streamable.com/7xn4
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>>64540900
Another racist chairman
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>>64541257
Tbf that wasn't his fault. His receiver just stopped running
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Who else is filtering Ameribets after this?

Fed up with his lotto shite. Such a tez skedge I've been duped into following. His reasoning for an overs bet was "both teams have a bad defence" for fucks sake
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>>64541361
tears
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Imagine putting 6 men in the box against a team that's run the ball every play. Imagine
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>mfw I log in and see that there are STILL "people" following American """tips"""
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>>64541374
HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING

THEY KNOW FOR A CERTAIN FACT THEY ARE GOING TO RUN THE BALL ITS FUCKING UNREAL, LIKE LITERALLY JUST STAND THERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE AND TACKLE THE BACK I MEAN JESUS CHRIST
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The helmets really shouldn't be that loose. Enjoy your concussions boys.
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based refs also have money on carolina
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HE PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK DOE

FUCK IT

CROSS THE LINE

TOUCHDOWN
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>wanting to have a bet on EVERY NBA/NFL game going on

Tears. This is how you lose money, newfriends.
Just stick to expanding your knowledge about one team in a sport that you know a lot about and have preferably played for a reasonable amount of years yourself.
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>Baylor sets a Russell athletic bowl record of 333 rushing yards in a half
not fucking cool
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Colorado -4,5
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>>64541611

Shut up Jurn. Not like Belgian posters contribute great tips
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Holy shit, the Eagles fired Chip Kelly. Hahahaha who the fuck are you going to get? >iggles
every fucking time
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Really all North Carolina needs to do is move another guy into the box, play a safety over the top and man coverage on the outside. Baylor's QB hasn't shown that he can throw the long ball yet, so make him do that. Protip: NC will keep playing 6 in the box thinking it'll magically start working and get BTFO
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How did I do? (besides the lack of creativity)
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>>64541862
>UNC bold defensive strategy: Let them run until they get tired
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>>64541906

Why is it so small? (thats what she said)
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>the ````state```` of North Carolina
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>>64541906
ITS FUCKING TINY. Something went wrong.
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>>64541906
I was going to have a profit label over the ball as it moved but this is nice
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>>64541906
Back to the drawing board lid.
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>>64541906
>>64541906

Should show him writhing around in pain on the ground just to sink home the point. Oh and don't make it for ants next time
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>>64541906
creativity 6/10
execution 2/10
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>>64541611
This desu. It's the bets that you don't take that are ultimately quite important.
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>>64541906
Why are you such a failure?
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>>64542066
I'm s-sorry, dad
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>>64542041
therefore i am encouraging people in here to restrict themselves to no more than about 14 well-researched bets each month. Anything more than that is addict lotto shite to feed the gambling habit
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>>64542112

What did you use to make it?
>>
I'm already on baylor but I could easily see this turning around
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>>64542147
Camtasia. Is there a trick I'm missing?
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Unreal lads.
Had two glass bottles of julebrus and set one outside my window for it to keep cold.
The second I close my window the bottle fucking tips over for no apparent reason, hits the roof, cap pops off and it starts spraying soda everywhere. Then it rolls down to the end of the roof, I'm staring in dismay as my beloved bottle is rushing on its way down. I then hear glass breaking.
Can't leave it there since its right outside our front door and my [spoiler]mom[/spoiler] would kill me, so I get dressed, go downstairs and bring stuff to pick up the pieces.
Turns out the sound I heard was from it hitting the gravel, and there's still half of it left.
Nice.
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>After scoring a touchdown, players at the professional level often celebrate by spiking the football. In NCAA football, the scoring player is immediately obligated to either leave the ball or return the ball to an official - spiking the ball is illegal and will result in a penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct

no fun allowed
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>>64542195
subscribed
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>>64542195
You have the comfiest blogs
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>>64542166
Don't output it at that low res
>>
pmsl
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>>64542354

Want to share your little joke there mate?
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>he was out of bounds
fucking horse shit
>>
Got a glass of Port and listening to Elton John

/comfy/
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>>64542390
North Carolina ran for 70 something yards for a touchdown on the first play then it got called back because his toenail was out of bounds.
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>>64542407
I don't even think the video evidence was good enough to overturn it either.
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>take the run away stacking 8 men in the box
>pick six
>suddenly the bet is a push
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even if they win im never betting on lotteryball again
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>>64542497
>>64542513
>putting 5 in the box on a 3rd and 1
JUST
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How to save it as a webm less than 3MB on XMedia?
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>>64542579
it's horrible. actually horrible. some of the worst coaching I've ever seen.
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Running is rape decide to pass on 1st and goal

lmao
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they have to score here and take the momentum. preferably on a 17 minute drive. if they can't spell their D and get some tempo they're not winning this game.
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Alright lads? Not been in a /bet/ thread for like 18 months, nor /sp/ really for that matter. Had enough of the over moderation.

Anyway, been reading the thread and you guys seem a bit more clued up on betting. Wouldnt mind getting back into it. Has something replaced arbing yet that I've missed?

I remember when /bet/ had trips like Bantamite telling us to put a cheeky tenner on Bradford to win the FA Cup and stuff.

I would suggest if you fancy some easy money betting on England to beat South Africa tomorrow. around 1/5 and we have 3 sessions to get 6 wickets and they need over 300 runs. No chance of bad weather and they've just come off a thumping and would need to set a world record to win.
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>>64542740

/bet/ has changed so much.

We actually had a meet up about 4 months ago (pic related) good laugh.

We are a close knit bunch now at the core but there are always people who come and go. We are definitely shrewder than ever but recent skedge has been dire. Looking forward to January desu.
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>>64542791
JWest turning up in his sisters t-shirt. Absolute banter tbqh
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Argentine fag I need your bet tips
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>>64542643

Select video > options > birate calculator > file size > ok > add to queue
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Did it lads.
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>>64542791
>what kinda tattoo you want?
>JUST-
>say no more pham
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>>64542857
Didnt do it lads
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>>64542857
>that stutter
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>>64542791

Those people don't look like I'd imagine the niggas on the other end of /sp/ to look like.

Those 2 old tatted bald guys look far too alpha and mature to be here. Kinda scary and the type of guys who would batter you for liking anime (I don't like anime but I see you typing words like desu).

I'll be in Germany (Brit studying there) in a few days and can find out more about German football and handball if we're nice people who share info. Also can do a wee bit of translating I guess, although I'm kinda shitty.
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>>64542839
Did that but it made it a tez bitrate. How do I have a decent bitrate and small file?
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>>64542857
third time's the charm lid
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>>64542791
fucking massive potato head
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>>64542915

/bet/ are a gang of hard lads mate, have you never been in a bookies?
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>>64542962

I live in Norfolk so it's old bastards waiting to die and the odd Asian in there.

However, I remember being in a Ladbrookes in Nottingham and a guy lost on the fruity and threatened to kill everyone in there, squared up to the old dear on the counter screaming at her to give him his money back and a few people told him to leave so he did shouting he was going to get a weapon to sort it out.

I left sharpish.
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>>64542791

anyone got the other pic of this with a few more people in?
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>>64542918

Em it shouldn't really be much different quality to the original since its from a webm already uploaded to 4chan. Try making it smaller in the filters/preview section. I ain't much of an expert, so its just mainly trial and error for me. There's also this https://handbrake.fr/ but I'm not sure its any better than Xmedia
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EYE WATER

AIR

I LITERALLY DONT BELIEVE THIS SHIT
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>literally going to score a TD
>fumble instead
JUST
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want death desu
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tears
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>>64543197
>FIRST PLAY RAN BACK FOR A TD

U N R E A L
N
R
E
A
L
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>64543144

>>64543189
>making me think NC had got a touchdown
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we tears
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TEARS!
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Why do I even bet on College games
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>>64543256
Just noticed BT is wearing the same shirt on both nights out

Would've thought he could afford 2.
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>>64543256
why the fuck would you think that

seriously why the almighty absolute fuck would you think a piece of shit team that is giving up 600 rushing yards in a game against a team where they LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE TO DEFEND ANY PASSES would score a touchdown

how can you possibly think that
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absolutely spasticating on hawks +11.5

inshallah brothers
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>>64543256

cheers lad, im in this pic at least haha
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It's laughable at how bad these coaches decisions are. I can't even be upset
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>>64542857
Just keep fucking about with the settings. Frustrating to watch you have these problems but you'll learn.
Key thing is to just get the main video output in as good a quality as you want then you can downgrade the quality and fuck about with settings when converting to webm without having to redo the whole lot
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>>64543256

Now the two old guys look even more like benders and the two guys on the right look like Kirk off Coronation Street (100% northerners)
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COMEBACK IS ON
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>>64543357

kek
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>>64542915
If by German football you mean Regionalliga and Oberliga, yes.

>>64543345
I have a full quality webm but it says it is 3.4 MB and has to be no more than 3 MB to upload here. When I change the file size in the calculator thing, the bitrate goes too low and it looks like >>64542857. Idk what else I can change.
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>>64543520
Can you shorten it slightly?
I'm sure you could also experiment with colors and codecs as well.
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>>64543520

Just noticed the webm is 2.7MB, you can still increase it by .3 which might make a bit of difference
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Uploaded it to a dead /wsg/ thread because they have bigger limit.. PLEASE someone sort it out.

>>>/wsg/881996
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its ogre lids
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>>881996
>half the weebum is the guy writhing on the ground

is that really necessary euan? Cut that shit in half and your limit problems are solved
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>>64543607
>>
Anyone on Colorado

If not why not
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I put 100 on The Friendlyassass in the 7th at Reefton
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>>64543740

Nice
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>>64536648
did anybody jump on this?

2-1 Florida atm
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>>64543740
Praise the lord. Can't edit any more. Camtasia crashed without saving.
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>>64543772

>betting on any more coin flip

'no'
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>>64543826

What's the next masterpiece going to be lid?
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>>64543826
webm for retards is the best converter in my admittedly limited experience at least if you're not some sort of expert.
Just edit in camtasia, output top quality mp4 vid and fuck about changing res and bitrate and so on in webm for retards
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Another christmas cracker from ameribets.
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>>64543898
>he is STILL taking mainstream tips from yank slugs
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>>64543874
Only 29 days left of my trial so need some super duper base footage soon.
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wait, are you saying there's no value on mainstream bets? LOL oh my god that is the funniest thing i've ever read on 4chan.
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Eh I was due anyways.
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>>64543918
First time in a while actually. Should've had an early night really.
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>>64544189

Here is your (You)
>>
>Pistons
why why why
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>>64544430
magnus btfo
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>>64544457

>taking a bookie shills tips

Hope people weren't really doing this?
>>
Anyone that works a bookmaker, and advises you outlay 5-10U per game is not someone you want to be taking advice from.
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Two tips won, the losing one will be refunded because the match was suspended
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>>64544189
surely you, the shrewdiest of canucks, got on Florida ML
>>
noun. The definition of a lotto is a game of chance where you or a machine select numbers and you win a prize if the numbers are picked in a random drawing. The PowerBall is an example of a lotto.
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>>64543813
Well that was a bust
>>
Need one point for conley or I won't get any sleep
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just a quick little reminder that james luxton believed he and mackers owned a copyright to the tips they posts on facebook and that if mackers took tipperleaks to court mackers would win.
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>>64545524

cheers joe!
>>
>hawks +11.5 wasnt value
>the cockshits can hold on to a 20 point lead
>the cockshits arent the mentally softest team in the NBA
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>>64545725
>tfw picked bucks, heat, and nuggets

bucks covered, heat are going to OT, nuggets are getting BTFO
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>>64545780
Almost went heat under200
PHEW
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>>64543520
would like to become shrewd like you, need contact email innit :), or is there a way to talk with you without you needing to post your email here
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>>64544208
might start laying every ameribets tip
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>>64546012

What's wrong with just asking the questions here?
>>
You guys have tennis tippers in this thread? Could you use one?

>one of 5 people who can't wait for the season to get going
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>>64546048
>no skype dates
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>>64546060

>that post
>that flag
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>>64546060
Isn't tennis like the least profitable sport ever?
>>
>>64546097
>>64546107
tennis is /freemoney/ m8
>>
>>64544638
>>64544189
>no value on mainstream bets
>accy's are long term negative profit
>etc. etc.
my accy's for the day lads. don't listen to the other shills who pretend to give you good "tips"
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>>64546140
T E S T C R I C K E T
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>>64546060
>You guys have tennis tippers in this thread?
>Could you use one?
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>>64546167
pic related
>>
>another belgium friendly
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>>64546378
>lions +1

literally for what purpose, either take the higher cap for a better payout or dont bother
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>>64535158
You were warned about nevada..akron..Wmu..Georgia Southern... Not havin a go .. Friendly reminder
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>>64546563
that parlay already lost, but my nhl/nba parlay won tonight.

i'm just pointing out that there is value on mainstream bets, and you can win parlays and be profitable consistently
>>
>>64546800
Only if you pick winners :^}
>>
>>64546816
well, of course you have to have dank picks. that's where research/experience comes in to play.
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>>64546800
>you can win parlays and be profitable consistently

you really cant m8
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w2b
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>>64546874
Mfw a cheeky on one of metaknights accy's LITERALLY bought me playoff tickets
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>>64546910
if you are good at spotting winning bets, then yes you can. i am living proof. getting ready to quit my job and do this full time.
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>tfw $100 on LSU -7.5
I'm still UAFC in bowl season if this doesn't hit but it would be nice
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>Mahomes II
fucking kill me
>>
>>64546378
>no panthers

Did you filter jimmy too?
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i don't filter anyone. a huge reason why i like 4chan is because i get to see everyone's opinions/thoughts, including the stupid ones. i don't need a shitty filter on a thread that only has <100 posters anyways. Anyone who uses a filter is a bubblegum baddie LOL
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>>64547913
You... I like you...
>wahhh I can't stand people who do things other than what I do so I'm going to block them
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>>64547913
>bubblegum baddie
m-muh I can't profit on mainstream therefore it's impossible
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>>64546140

see >>64546181
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>>64548003
I already saw it since it was literally a reply to the post you quoted, you mong.
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>>64548003
howtobetontestcricket.jpeg
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is -1 -103 on athletico madrid vs rayo vallecano VALUE?
atletico is 5 wins one loss in the last 6 while rayo is 1 win 5 losses
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>>64548041

1. wait till the Paki comes out
2. give him 30minutes to get set
3. bankroll ON
4. repeat
>>
>>64548084

muh soccerway warrior
>>
>>64541361

Should've bet on lsu and over 75.
>comfy
>>
>>64548084
>bookies don't know this
>>
Any bets for la liga tomorrow?
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>>64548135
>just realized theres decent games to watch tomorrow

fuck i love this time of year
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>>64548097
>Should've bet on lsu and over 75
up fucking brains
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>>64548254
Did you enjoy your time in Pullman? I did my undergrad in Moscow and am curious
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>>64548273
Yes and no

None of my friends went there but it was kind of family tradition. I wish I had rushed t b h. I had really terrible luck in that my dorm mate was a 21 year old who drank smirnoff and watched dragon Ball z. Also my gf at the time was a year younger than me and cheated on me with my best friend back home... that kinda sucked. It was still fun though. Went to a few frat parties in moscow. You guys have cheap as fuck cigs compared to washington.
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>>64548360
My dorm mate drank smirnoff ice* is what I meant to say. Willingly and of his own volition he would pay for it and drink it casually. Needless to say I ended up transferring.
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>>64548273
>did my undergrad in Moscow
Ameribets confirmed for rich wanker
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>>64548379
>Ameribets confirmed for rich wanker
he's talking about moscow Idaho (USA)
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>>64548379
Moscow Idaho ya wanker
>>
Tfw lying on your couch in your living room watching the highlights of all your teams that won your parlay for you after smoking a fat joint
>>
>>64548410

>a wii

Confirmed manchild
>>
>>64548379
Funded it with my gambling winnings ;)
>>64548419
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>
Malago and deportivo tomorrow on medium
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