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Memepiss Auburn o62.5 is THE bet of the day edition
Memphis may cover it by themselves subedition ;)
Previous >>64534476
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Extending my sincerest apologies to ameribets
>>64548467
Why's that lad?
bankroll on halal madrid and barca double sub sub edition
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love betting against the leafs
13/10 for me LOL
>>64548502
/freemoney/
>>64548502
Sociedad is gonna peel the draw dont do it
>>64548688
I don't think he was implying you should do it m8...
>no urgay bb until 8th
>no urgay football until february
m-muh growth
so scared of taking j west's u8.5 slag corners
there is a sport drought at the moment. Can't wait for a few weeks into the new year
>>64549255
when in drought, have no doubt, the future is at hand.
>>64549276
but the meme team are winning the superb owl. If panthers don't win, I hope seahawks do.
>he didn't get on overs in the ongc/pifa fc game
>>64549117
im on this, if it fails im gonna have to track him down and test that chin
Ittihad Al Shorta - El Dakhleya = X or El Dakhleya at 1.28
El Dakhleya have no away loss so far. Table position = 2/18
Ittihad have no home win so far. TP = 15/18
>>64550285
'due'
Worth a punt i suppose :^)
10.45 Greyville
SOV. REIGN is due a win
good luck those following :))
That thrill when you find value in a youth hong kong match in the 5 minute frame before the favorite scores, and then it's gone forever
>>64550608
BOOM
11.15 Greyville
ROYALSECURITYBABY is due a win
good luck if following
>>64550673
put todays food money on it
wanna go from a happy meal to a nandos here senpai
>>64550285
i've gone large on it
>>64550673
kill urself
>>64550285
In
YABL
>>64550635
>3rd
HK Rangers (Hong Kong,reserves) is up 5-0 and is 1.22 wtf
>>64550979
oh wait I have it wrong. it's the next goal
>>64550979
AHHAHAA
>>64550979
T E A R S
>>64550979
everyone falls for it at least once
difference between corners 2 way and asian total corners?
Greyhounds isn't as much of a lotto as I thought, making ok money desu.
>>64551027
no difference, odds may differ very slightly
>>64551027
2 way corners means corners total from the 2 teams. 3 way includes corners from the ball hitting the ref as well.
>>64550993
>>64551005
T E A R S if you weren't on this [spoiler]lock of the century[/spoiler]
maybe I should just go back to bed and stay there until tomorrow
>>64550979
>The team that's ahead has shit odds
stop the fucking presses
>>64551128
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
>>64551117
Plz go to work for me lid, starts in 50 bings
>>64551128
>Le clueless salty American
Woke up early because you got your last warning at your tez warehouse gig for being late again lid?
>betting on soccer
chaos ball 2bh
>tfw japs eye
lotto shite
>>64548419
I put a cheeky $75 on o62.5
Every bowl game has had like 80 points. Im sure the trend will continue
Do you guys remember that guy BritGreek? What happened to that fellow, i heard he is doing a master in gender studies?
>>64551141
Le american variation of calijah at tesco meme
>>64551162
>Every bowl game has had like 80 points
'no'
Feeling sick with how well priced these HK games have become.
Reminder to walk the dog, feed the cat, call grandma etc. because J West has a LARGE coming up in a few hours.
>>64551288
Can't stop topping up on it.
>>64551288
Corners tip?
Nice to see Jennifer West helping disprove the "/bet/ moves lines" meme.
>>64551326
How would you feel about a cum tribute?
I need tips like AIR m80s
>>64551349
doubt any bookies carrying israeli slags match in the 'land of the free'
>>64551343
Violated.
Imagine not having SUMS on a genuine J West large.
>>64551417
6% of bankroll on.
S H A K I NG
>>64551417
what is it?
I've got all my money on the big 3 Spanish teams today. Literally 90% of bank roll.
>>64551467
U8.5 corners on Bnot v ATG in the Israeli Women's Div 1
>>64551499
>he thinks that's the bet
Tears budro
>Coral account limited
Hardly used it. Nick just BEGGING for his chin to be tested.
Need a Flatanon horse tip desu
TSUUUU vs Sociedad over 4.5 goals
Magnus announced a videobet, I'll translate it as soon as it's posted.
just how L A R G E is everyone going on J West?
>>64551674
USVI tier
>>64551674
too large. see >>64551426
>>64551674
is it actually the corners bet?
Does Euan's twitter mate Luke Hicks post here?
>>64551702
yes
>>64551674
3 figs
>>64551713
Yeah. I think so
>Crying over being limited after making £180 off 8 bets
>>64551674
A greasy fiver.
Euan considered a BIG BOY?
an, in that case it's nothing to do with me. Sorry.
too BIG for CORAL
>>64551750
What are your thoughts on this slag game then Euan lad? you on anything other then this greasy fiver.
>>64551751
All of that is dealt with in Gib. Nick is in London.
You'll never get people talking about a game of darts like it's full of skill and tactics in the glorious caliphate.
>>64551773
Would have taken -4.0 which it was when I woke up but now it is -4.5 I'm not sure it is worth anywhere near as much. Will probably just be hoping for decent rball, no early goal, and they line to drop.
Prestaked the favs SW double in the other two games priced.
>>64551730
>not available on 365
>>64550285
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>64551800
tears if you missed it
>>64551795
Big shift just now; down to -3.5. Worth a go?
Smacked corners just in time
A I R
>>64551845
S H A K I NG
Magnus' videobet is uploaded and the twitterslugs doesn't have a clue.
5 bets from him today.
Spurs u197.5
Plumlee o7r (8 or 9 units)
Gortat o9.5r (6 units)
Young o9.5r (7 units)
Kobe o19 (6 units)
Will be posting some twitter-bets later possibly.
>>64551893
( M I N U S T H R E E )
This you Uruguay basketball guy?
>>64551893
down to -3 now
>>64551908
on large
>>64551906
>>64551908
M A D N E S S
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E
>>64551800
just reappeared
>>64551917
Genuinely considering a a large on it tbqh, and I'm usually pretty conservative with my stakes.
Whats behind the drop? Surely there's something we are missing?
Shaking so much @ -3 finally going to become a millionaire.
>>64551916
>>64551945
>>64551927
post slips
>>64551926
What's the bet?
>>64551949
Academic SW. Handing out /freemoney/
>>64551927
It is a large imo.
>>64551942
Someone tipped Bnot DC cheeky.
Dread to think how hard Euan is shaking right now.
head's gone. 12.5% bankroll on this game now between corners and -3.0
You know that way your penis goes all funny feeling when you get really nervous? Got that.
>dedi22 is on bnot DC
>>64551993
UAC
>>64551991
yeah, I'm hard too.
Another HT/FT festival in Portugal today?
Moreirense and Portimonense game look promising.
Lads, back again. What is worth betting on today.
Btw, I see you lads like betting on obscure hipster football, I support Kings Lynn (maybe someone remembers me posting a few years ago) and could give you some tips for non league football.
For starters, put everything on us to lose away from home second half of the season.
>>64552050
Dire gimmick.
shaking 7 minutes
Need to get some fags but it's pissing it down. Seething.
Literally dedi22 vs Euan
Blogabet vs /bet/
>>64552082
Smoking is -ev anyway m8
>>64552058
>supporting the second best team in my country (Suffolk can have Lowestoft) is a gimmick
Behave please
>>64552091
this.
It's crunch time.
>-3 odds TUMBLING
>>64552110
How you feeling lad? About to be UAC or full of WORRY
Requesting we get moved to /biz/ if blogabet KOs Euan
>Keep in mind that this is a very low stakes bet. Yes, sakhnin is poor, being trashed week after week because of bad economical situation. This season there are many good teams with 3 foreigns each for most of the teams. But- sakhnin still has 6-7 regulars that stayed from their solid last season and they play today vs academic team that itself is very young of 18-19 years girls. They suppose to be the best girls from all youth team, playing together for 2 seasons before return to their home based clubs, but still this is their 1st season together, and they look much more weaker and for sure inexperienced comparing to previous academic u19 team that did well on league. Again, this is my 1st ever real low stake bet, keep it in mind
S H A K I N G
Too much on
>>64551900
Ah yes, a bookie shill who advises you place 9(nine) units on a player prop (the biggest vig taken by vegas) and claims he had a 132% ROI last season.
C L U E L E S S
THESE ODDS
MINUS 2.75
>>64551900
>all bets over 6 units
'no'
>>64552159
>>64552162
concerned lads. d-do we reback?
plus b365 says it's raining, so that's also suggesting there won't be a goalfest (it's israel slags ffs)
HOW MANY REBACKS LADS?
EUAN SMACKING THE OTHER SIDE
IN TOO DEEP LADS. ALSO CORNER MARKET DED.
>>64552175
not gonna lie, biggest bet of the month lid.
Strange, very strange.
DELAYED KO BECAUSE BNOT ASKED THE REF TO WAIT 10 MIN TO SEE IF THEIR DEFENDER TURNS UP
Here we go lids
>>64552214
Delayed because one of the slags is going to give a birth of the child PSML
CANT STOP FARTING
>>64552050
Auburn -3 is my Certified Best Bet of the Day™
Go large. There's no way that bet is losing
>this very early rball
Oh god what have I done
>>64552285
>bet365 refreshed itself and I lost my rball
>>64552297
Fucking hate that desu
Wish I had money left to back this drift.
JUST
>2 corners in the first 5 minutes
JWest in floods of tears
>Two corners already
>J West
Stick a fork in me lids.
-2.5 DEAR GOD
got a bad feeling lids. off for a very long walk to contemplate what i'm doing in this life.
>>64552214
well, did she turn up?
lel, I'm small on u4.5 and the dedi tips
I'd love a stream of this for the lulz
meanwhile penulty
Dedi is unreal. No words if you're not following him.
>>64552393
https://www.stoiximan.gr/live/Bnot-Sakhin-W-v-Girls-Soccer-Academy-W-573144
If you've lost the b365 rball
>>64552385
Yes but hasnt warmed up. Will get cramp SOON
>>64552442
mysides
>>64552405
>We regret to inform you that due to changes in British legislation (Gambling Act), which will apply from 1 November 2014, the page Stoiximan will not be accessible in the United Kingdom after October 31, 2014.
Tempobet also has it which I'm using but cheers though
feel sick
LITERALLY going to be on a 0 soon
>>64552393
IMAGINE following Euan rather than a shrewd local who knows each team inside out and regularly talks to players.
>>64552509
>LITERALLY going to be on a 0 soon
that's what you get for following tips for jewish slags playing soccer in a korean painting board
Corner bets are more lotto than ameribets' tips. Imagine thinking there's any logic to number of corners.
As always, pmsl.
>>64552516
looking like I'll be down on corners and -3. Might kill myself if this doesn't come in. Absolutely cunted this up.
Had a small chuckle at MARK replying to Euan on Twitter tbqh.
How much are the spotty faced summer students going to be down after this fiasco? Don't worry though lids, student loans get paid in January!!! Tears!!!
>>64552566
Please have sex.
never been so DOWN
Everybody waited for rball before staking so I doubt anyone's lost anything.
Right guys?
>>64552553
>le get angry at teams on twitter over late teamsheets man
>this rball
only a matter of time budros
>slugs getting robbed by kike slags
poetry
>trusting yuro tips
You faggots deserve to lose money tbhonest
>>64552608
yes 2bh might stick a tenner on -2 for fun now tho. Seems like lotto shite.
Just been to the shop and she forgot to charge for the kinder buenos I bought pmsl. UAC.
REFBALLLLLL
OPEN THE FLOODGATES
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>The penalty wasn't pushed away for a corner
E U A N
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Bnot Sakhnin F.C.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Bnot Sakhnin F.C. Full name Bnot Sakhnin Football Club br/>בנות סכנין
Founded 1999
Ground Doha Stadium, Sakhnin
Capacity 8,500
Chairman Hamid Ghanaim
Manager Zahi Alian
League Ligat Nashim
2014–15 6th
>Bnot Sakhnin (Hebrew: בנות סכנין, Arabic: هبوعيل فتيات سخنين) is an Arab-Israeli women's football club from Sakhnin competing in the Israeli First League and the Israeli Women's Cup.
>ARAB
well, of course they'd be fucked over lel
Down insane
>>64552789
It's not over lid
>>64552806
No chance DC wins now zzz
>>64552824
>haha! im opposing /bet/ look at me! >:)
Euan shaking
>>64552872
>>64552872
I'm following a very good Israeli tipster who has won me tens of thousands as opposed to a lotto corners bet with tiny lays and the psuedo shrewdie Euan.
Malaga
Deportivo
Sevilla
Villareal
Atletico
I am the shrewdest shrewdie on here
Is it 3-0 yet?
>>64552970
>tens of thousands
pmsl
>>64553015
It will be soon mate. Go have a half coke and relax.
>actually putting money on an israeli womens soccer corner kick proposition bet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You degenerates crack me up
>>64553068
Value's value
>>64553068
But the corner bet looks good right now?
>>64553068
Corner bet is looking good laddy
>>64553091
Whats the corner kick total at?
>>64553120
3 at half time, needs 6 more in the second half to lose
Becoming CONCERNED and AGITATED
>>64553136
Its still a rediculous bet win or lose
J West unreal
actually considering taking a red on the -3 and hoping the corners shite gets in
>>64553201
the longer you consider the more you lose
Cant take it. Got some on U3 to trade out a bit
>>64553240
W E A K
>>64553215
took a decent hit but will be comfortably up if corners get in.
Lads, now that I've cashed out the goals will flow, worry not.
Imagine having an account available to get a decent stake on corners pmsl, bookies will get your tenner winnings back tomorrow
>>64550474
m8, its liverpool were talking about
BOOM
EUAN UNREAL
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>>64553270
kek
Need some lotto college bowls tip
who /hoping for a 1-3/ here
BNOT HAVE A GOALKEEPER IN NET
>Traded out and got on the +
S W E A T I N G
>>64553270
can follow you now and only take £1.50 hit, debating it
>>64553348
Auburn -5
Bankroll it
>>64553392
Hope this is subtle bait desu
Just put my stepson's birthday present money on -1
>the madness in the inverness game
>>64553409
my wife's son is watching the rball with me, im teaching him some betting stuff, he said he has a feeling it they are gonna score 2 more so I have gone LARGE
>>64553433
no.1 dad
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378081/Looters-target-flood-victims-homes-Thieves-steal-properties-submerged-dirty-water-Storm-Frank-threatens-6in-rain.html
>climate change is not a thing
imagine leaving anywhere but the glorious south east
>>64553488
>living in an area where it can flood
-ev
TEARS
DOWN BRAINS
>>64553390
UAC
A
C
DOWN
A
C
down so much i cant breathe
help me please someone
done
>>64553519
>>64553525
>>64553527
zzzzzzzz no you aren't, bubblegum babbies like you are down mere pennies in terms of my roll
just tested my wife's son's chin, didnt go too well, hes on the floor not moving
>>64553488
>imagine leaving anywhere but the glorious south east
Freudian slip?
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64553541
Why wont you have sex? There's lots of girls everywhere m8, I am sure one will like you enough if you just try.
It wasnt supposed to be like this.
THE BET was u8.5 corners desu
>>64553544
No, he's from the south east so his first language is some Somalian dialect.
>>64553561
I have plenty of sex. Please have sex.
hope your chin's feeling strong Euan buddy
>>64553543
no.1 dad
>could have followed J West
>followed Euan instead
Up insane from corners 2bh
>>64553589
followed both, neither up nor down
>/bet/
Is Euan kill?
inb4 late flurry of corners
zzzzzzz
>>64553613
one more goal and yeah he is finished he tried to cover with u3 so if it ends 3-1 or 2-2 hes double fucked
>>64553614
S W E A T I N G
>>64553614
WORRY
>2 corners in 2 mins
what is this?
LMFAO
Euan down so much
>>64553648
banger
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>64553648
youve got a virus mate
Euan on suicide watch
U
A
N
>>64553655
I want to get off this wild ride
Euan GAGGING for a 4th
>>64553597
>neither up nor down
New /bet/ meme proposal: being 'neither up nor down' shall be known as the Grand Old Duke of York
Does it have potential? Pls rate
>>64553589
2nd generation of /bet/ trips > 1st > 3rd
2nd = banter and shrewdness
1st = banter but no shrewdness
3rd = no banter and no shrewdness
2 = Joe, J West, BT, Luca, Can't be arsed etc
1 = any mug with a trip from early days
3 = Euan, Ameribets, Canadians, Gooz etc
E U A N
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UNBELIEVABLE JEFF
Taking my wife's son out for ice cream and then buying him the new game he wants. Dreams do come true.
>>64553520
DAC
A
C
Whats the corners total at now?
How much time left?
ffs
euan wiping his brow with a beach towel
>>64553698
-3 refund and u3 lost but I'm sure he'll be on in a bit to tell us how he's up somehow with no slips
L O T T O
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HUP
NEVER
IN
DOUBT
EUAN SURREAL
-3 refund and corners won, today was a good day!
J West SURREAL. SLAGS FOOTY IS ACTUALLY A VIABLE SPORT TO BET ON. CHRISTMAS CAME 5 TIMES FOR ME THIS YEAR!
>>64553579
kek, it's better than Essex slang
>>64553710
6 at full time
UAFC
>>64553710
6 - FT
>HUP
>celebrating a refund
good one lads
CORNERSSSSSSSSSSS
Tears at the seething penny punting slugs who weren't on 4-1 correct score.
Pellets in the post for all of you.
>>64553648
shaking lads, can anyone screen theirs to see if it's the same
>>64553737
Corners was the bet pmsl
Reminder the real bet is at 6pm.
>>64553765
wtb
>>64553786
post a pic of your face, drivers licence and 365 balance and I will tell you
>>64553648
Big adele fan here too mate
>>64553813
>Big Adele fag
Sounds about right
>>64553786
Spouwen handi
What's Nick Goff saying today then lads?
Woman greets other woman in pub, looks at her baby: Look at you, you've grown since the last time I saw you' WTF did you think would happen?
J West has JUST got home, about to make his first post of the day.
>>64553827
Woman greets other woman in pub, looks at her baby: Look at you, you've grown since the last time I saw you' WTF did you think would happen?
>>64553843
S H A K I N G
>there were 5 corners in the previous game so u8.5 is a LARGE
only J West can tip this lotto shite and still win
zzzzzzzz
Pmsl at mugs celebrating winning a few fivers on corners. Would LOVE to see you slugs TRY and make profit in asia, seriously embarrassing the amount of posts about this game. Tears at Euan too desu.
>>64553737
>he didn't take -2.75 and o4
lel
>>64553856
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
People in this thread STILL haven't been limited on 365. P M S L
>>64553869
>not having an unlimitable 365
lmao
Inter-divisional Belgian friendlies are the home of value desu
>>64553863
Aftertiming cunt.
Full time football bettor, occasional bookmaker.
>>64553869
>he hasn't paid his postman yet
lads, lads, lads. it's that time of the day to share with you my most dank accy of the day.
salutations to j west for winning me a TINY on his u8.5 corners bet in the highschool israeli slags footy match. it may have 0 entertainment value, but if it's profitable, so what?
>>64553910
#itaywhatitusedtobe
NYE paid for.
>>64553919
Probably wins desu
Can someone post a few pics of Euan, doesnt matter which one.
wTb on this friendly then lids?
Blunderland SW L A R G E
>>64554009
question is, does she love animals so much that a zoo will make her sad?
think about that one.
>>64554009
>Anyone ever took a girl on a date to a zoo? She loves animals and sounds up for it. Can finger her in one of those nightlife rooms too.
I have and it went really well. Plenty of opportunities to interact with enough going on that it's easy to carry conversation. Definitely a +ev date imo. Don't try to get any action at the zoo itself though you mong.
>>64554009
kek what are the chances. I went to the zoo yesterday with a bird I met on tinder.
>>64554047
Might be the same girl.
>>64554009
Zoo's are horrific places, all the animals look miserable
>>64554074
that would be pretty funny tbf lid, where you from?
>>64554009
I once got a handy at the Holocaust Museum, so the zoo is definitely a fingerable place
>>64554089
they all remind me of metaKnight
>>64554009
>funding zoos
Scum, sub-human scum.
Why is Euan so quiet? He should be up a little from that game.
Wonder if he made some big mistake and lost his head.
>>64554111
how so?
>>64554009
Take her to the zoo. I hear retards like the zoo.
>>64554009
Aren't zoos expensive tho? Otherwise sounds like a genuinely good idea
>>64554168
Yeah I know but he said he only traded out a bit. He was on -2.5 and -2.75 too from what I can tell.
>Trading out
>Being a cashout wanka
>>64554009
>Can finger her in one of those nightlife rooms too.
Good luck finding a stable girl you sex fiend.
wtb lids?
>>64554186
>Euan trying to prepare his reappearance
sad
>>64554199
tail my accy you mong
>>64554009
Yes, I have
>This summer
>Meet girl on Tinder, talk, hit it off
>Get on well, invite her out for drinks
>Goes well, don't sleep together
>Keep talking, another few dates
>Take her to the zoo, been a month since first contact so think tonight might be the night
>Walking round, get to the gorillas
>Think I'm only saying it in head but turns out I saw 'dumb niggers' out loud talking about the gorillas
>girl is horrified and literally runs away from me
>Now can't even find her on social media and haven't spoken since
>>64554199
Spouwen handi
>>64554169
Not him, but the lad that went to the zoo on a date yesterday, was £20 per person and that included some safari ride. Pretty good tbf. She wants to see me again so it's obviously not too bad of an idea.
>>64554169
Over here high schools would give out free tickets to the zoo for good grades every quarter. Shit was pretty cash. Do they do anything like that in bongland?
>>64553919
why pacers and jazz? just out of interest.
>>64554160
Underrated post
>>64554229
>implying the zoo isn't haram for 75% of the brits on this board
zzzzzzzz
>>64554219
This is a work of fiction.
>>64554219
Spat out my water at this. GREAT post.
>>64554242
those 2 are in there due to high value. i consider both those games to be 50/50.
My crush went to the zoo with her BF.
She seemed to enjoy it
>>64554279
>high value
>nba pre stake
you are the gift that keeps on giving
>>64554281
I took my wife's son a few months ago, he loved it.
>>64554253
>but the emotionally unstable ones give the best sex
Kek. Can't disagree there. Go for it tiger. ;^)
SHIT IS GOING TO GET REAL BOYS
cassandra in only fools is w o r l d
>>64554317
OH SHIT LADS
havent been here in like 2 months, whats the latest on mackers?
so someone in here yesterday said they went on omegle and talked to foreign qts to help them translate webpages
i actually tried this and just met an Estonian girl and she seemed to like me
going to payoff BIG TIME come spring
>>64554317
lmfao
>>64554308
i do what i can to help you bubblegum baddies here on /bet/ but i feel that the brits especially tend to filter me and ignore my advice. that's ok though.
I don't trust men over 26 with suntans.
>>64554342
Sold PGA to Euan, running a property business now.
>>64554358
just go on /int/ you mong
>>64554384
>girls on 4chan
>>64554363
Reserving a daily tenner to jump on your shrewd accys mate. Keep fighting gods fight and we will both soon leave our storage homes. ;)
>>64554384
>Not pipe-lining this girls for when your bankroll is big enough to go visit them and make qt shrewd babies
Already got invites to Estonia, Russia and Barbados set-up.
>>64554393
>'girls' on omegle
>>64554393
oh right i thought you wanted help with translations not internet sex
>>64554427
so you think that if you made a thread on /int/ every day asking them to translate shit then they would?
also would you trust their advice?
if a girl is into you she will do anything to impress you and make you want her more
look like you need to have sex pal
>>64554479
definitely +ev
>go on omegle video
>put bet in interests
lets see what we all look like then lads
>>64554460
>so you think that if you made a thread on /int/ every day asking them to translate shit then they would?
there are generals for nearly every collection of nationalities. slip them a fiver now and again for their contact emails
vic smith beds
IMAGINE BEING THIS BUTTHURT
>Auburn overs
Ameribet pls
>>64554550
>dissilusional
>>64554479
+ev. Though have found the sex to be dire.
Rather spent the money on a few extra dates.
>>64554587
thatwasthejoke.jpeg
>>64554479
This is actually a complex question.
Do you only have a gf for sex? If so then sure.
but from the sex do you gain purely physical pleasure or some psychological pleasure too? For me I gain a lot of psychological pleasure from sex which I wouldnt get if I was paying for it, so an escort is useless for me.
Not all girls need shitloads of money spent on them either m8.
anyone got info on the spouwen v termien friendly? kicked off 20 mins ago but 365 still listing pre-game odds
Congrats DACattack
;_;
>>64554720
>stopped playing like 6 weeks ago
>still 3rd
>>64554716
Wouldn't be the first time they got kick off time wrong and just left it up unadjusted.
In fact its just appeared inplay
>>64554720
cheers
>>64554752
>i didnt play past the first week
>i won it
Wtb in the Spouwen game lids? Thinking Spouwen - handis if the rball starts well tbqh
Euans gone for a long walk
>>64554787
Definitely the handi. Odds are all over the place
>>64554787
why picking spouwen game?
>betting on friendlies
>>64554716
it didn't kick off 20 mins ago, ko was delayed
>>64554805
Are you thick? Friendlies are surreal value.
>>64554797
Not long back. Windy, rain, flooding. Dire situation.
>>64554805
>Bookies can accurately price inter-divisional Belgian friendlies
Please mate. Have a word. And have sex.
>>64554781
>lying on the internet
Guess you boys can't compete with big strong Americans when it comes to hand egg
>>64554821
Yeah just seen, would have assumed they'd have put it on in-play as it neared listed KO time so thought it was a cock-up
uac
>>64554805
shame you're so shrewd eh?
>early goal
>early goal
zzzzzzzzzzz
getting on -1 anyway
hup
need madrid goal like AIR
Where are you lads partying for new years eve?
>>64555078
On /bet/
>>64555078
Will probably go to 1 OAK or Omnia
Just been thinking, /bet/. Could you make more from "obscure" games on "bubblegum" bookies if you actually reduced your stake? Surely that would mean your account lasts longer so you get more profit per account. There must be an optimum average stake that gets you a big enough turnover but is low enough to avoid getting your account limited in 2 x £500 or £1k bets on some shite league.
So, my question is: Would this work? What do you think in the "optimum" stake?
(I'm thinking of withdrawing some and starting the new year with a bank of between £10k-20k. Probably £15k)
>>64555167
I'm sure the bookies would notice your overall profit, as well as the obscure leagues and limit you just the same. It's not just necessarily a case of large stake wins.
>>64555078
Buddies parents are gone (we're in our late 20s) and they have a small mansion so we're going to rage like we're in college again. Should be a grand time. Going to watch the NYE games in their home movie theatre and gamble my dick off too.
Next day is going to be dire t b h. My body can't take that shit anymore.
>>64555167
Have withdrawn well over 5k from my bet365 and still not limited and staked quite a few "syndicate" bets. Never staked over 500 euro on an obscure game and when the max stake is lower I always stake a few tenners below it.
Probably helps that I stake on the NFL/CFB/NBA on a daily/weekly basis.
>>64555167
how often do you bet mainstream soccer? I've always heard (as I'm sure you have) about throwing money on mainstream losing bets in order to keep your account from getting limited but it doesn't really affect me as throwing money on mainstream losing bets is my MO.
>Not being in the greatest FB group
>>64555245
This is also the same for me. If you bet mainstream and play casino occasionally they will not limit you very quickly.
Limiting you is basically saying "Okay we have no chance of ever getting our money back from you, just take it."
>>64555198
But I imagine a £1k staking account goes much quicker than a £100 staking account. That is my point. Wondering if anyone here has experience of both.
>>64555245
Just withdrew £5k from 365 today. I usually have a weekend accy or two on with them too. Will know in a few days if the limiting on withdrawal is true.
>>64555291
Usually have 2 or 3 mainstream bets a week on bet365. Rest not so much.
>bet o13.5 3Q
>Memphis throws a pick in the end zone
>>64555347
Lynch has looked pretty bad today
>>64555167
Betting obscure games will quickly l get you limited regardless of what you are staking.
down down down
tumbling down a cunt
>spouwen
today can fuck off already tbqh
>>64555413
No it wont.
>No Lemmy apreciation edition
I FUCKIN HATE YOU BET.
Anyways, this was an intense bet bros
>>64555454
Er yes it will
SPOUWEN
>>64555347
>bet u 53.5 when the state of these offenses became clear
most welcome news
>>64555343
you could also try your hand at poker as a +ev table game if that interests you at all. It's honestly a lot easier to make money on hold 'em (at least as an american) and the house makes their money all the same. My heart can't handle the stress of it too often - bluffing down a single hand is worse than watching a special lose - but it's probably a far more profitable venture in the long run. You'll never ever have trouble finding action.
>>64555435
we are back in business m8
>>64555474
>pretending to know who 'lemmy' is
Steady with those stakes heavy rocker
get in there soup kitchen
>>64555525
FFS is that your point? I'm talking to euan, obviously talking about +ev bets you pedantic knobhead.
WTB for liverpool vs sunderland
>>64555498
What do you consider obscure then? I am up nearly 10k on my 365 betting on similar stuff to the rest of /bet/, similar situation to what Nestle described.
>>64555567
sunderland + handi
>tfw no Christmas present from Betfair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uU6Yfq2jwQ
>>64555567
U 2 1/2 obviously
Whats the best site for Americans to /bet/ on?
>>64555612
Bovada. Want to use my referral code lad?
>>64555612
>Whats the best site for Americans to /bet/ on?
They all suck unless you're comfortable operating with bitcoin. Bovada is the main one though.
can everyone please open up your b365 live chat and ask them when live in play dota betting will come back? i don't know if i can live off of these meagre $2k paychecks. NEED LIVE IN PLAY DOTO LIKE A I R
Ffs was planning my first lie in for ages tomorrow but money never sleeps lids ;) Bet Euan hasn't seen it yet
>>64555662
plz spoonfeed
>>64555671
I can't yet, /bet/ moves lines
>>64555662
Got the teams for it? Looked on the home team's site but it doesnt list the players for that game, only the other one. Not sure where I'd find info from the away team's side of things.
>>64555662
India?
>>64555749
You're either very blind or looking at the wrong game if you can't find the home team
>>64555612
>>64555639
betonline.ag doesn't deal with bitcoin and they have like a dozen ways to send you money
https://betonline.ag/RAF/YTPMDWPL
>>64555501
I know a few people who live of betting poker but I know barely nothing about it. Might try and learn this summer.
>>64555413
I doubt bet365 limit someone who punts £10 on random non-top-5 leagues shite.
>>64555776
I hope you dont consider a 12 oclock ko getting in the way of a long lie. And I meant the away team
>>64555620
i would appreciate it anon
>>64555850
Wrong game lid, home team will be doing it for their player who got hit by a car yesterday if that helps you but that's not why they're the bet
>that ref spaghetti
'avin a giggle
>>64555612
most of them suck, I had betonline because I could use it in both countries
S P O U W E N
U
R
R
E
A
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33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
uac
>>64555909
https://www.bovada.lv/welcome/P45A6A86/join/?extcmpid=rafcopy
Gl lad
>it's a "the overs comes in on the first play of the next quarter" bet
absolute state of ameribets
>>64556066
Hes going to be DUE for a win soon
commentator lady for this bowl game sounds like Peter Griffin's boss on Family Guy
Well that's it for this one lads
>look away for 5 minutes
>u53 is now sweaty as fuck
really?
>>64556286
>Aftertiming slug sweating
Love this meme
Why do American's even gamble?
Imagine not being on the mainstream special of Liverpool SW, putting all my stepson's birthday money on that got refunded from academy earlier
>>64556414
>Aftertiming
It was in-play you mong
>>64556434
>Why do American's even gamble?
Because I make money? Surely you don't think I revisit a Thai finger painting website for over a year, constantly emptying my bank account to redeposit
>>64556572
I#'m just going on Sunderland +0.5 for the halves. Can easily see 0-0 or 1-1
>keeper dives for ball and gets it first
>Messi keeps running into the keeper
>penalty to barca
Just watching this game as I'm not into /freemoney/ but WOW
4-1
UP UP UP UP UP
SPOUWEN
P
O
U
W
E
N
Based freekick specialist
I have the Barcelona 4-0
wtb?
>>64554226
I wouldn't spend that much on a first date
>>64556954
>being poor
lad...
>Not spending a couple quid on a date. Come on now m8
Fuckin liverpool, score pls
>tfw no girlfirend
>hong kong women vs guangdong province women
bet365 head's gone
Did Ameribets lose again?
>>64557109
Get better results when I spend less
>>64557424
wtb then?
Lads, lads, lads. About to go to the doctors and tell them sometimes I blood comes out when I shit. Kinda scared they'll stick a finger up my ass.
Anybody else get on no ST/D TD in the Mississippi st game at 1.83? The QBs have combined for 8 ints all year so a defensive score is unlikely.
>>64557704
I typically stay away from betting no on those, especially with mediocre teams. Blown punt or kickoff coverage isn't uncommon.
Got the next thread ready to rock'n'roll in about 50 posts time lads ;^)
>>64557798
Normally I would but with a pick 6 so unlikely and those accounting for most defensive scores I really don't think there's a 45% chance of a scoop and score or blown kick coverage.
BovAda uses a lOT of "generic" lInes to fill out their ga me bets. -120 is bovadas "generic" line they use for the lay bet and I don't think that should apply here.
>>64557878
Lemmy apreciation sub edition plz
>>64557878
Any decent bets for UFC?
>>64557878
:^)
>>64557909
:^)
>>64557922
Yea, a few like, just waiting on weigh-ins :^)
>>64557936
;^)
SWEATING TIME
>>64558051
Assuming you will cash out the dbl when barca go 4-0?
BILBAOOOO
up unreal on mainstream shite tbqh
need an aberdeen goal like air tbqhwy
FUCKIN POSTS
>>64555612
Betonline is the best
Bovada is ok
Topbet is the worst
Anyone checked the schedule for tonight/later (USA) ?
>>64558485
goo goo ga ga
>>64551907
lol no
who is he?
>>64558567
its you lid, fucked up by not asking your name first tbqh :^)
Let me be your bespoke bookie
>>64558666
Special request: price up a mackers to be alive tomorrow market
>>64558592
not really, he looks kinda old, I'm 25
>>64558732
Back at 4.58 lay at 4.75
>>64558051
Cash out time :^)
>>64558748
https://twitter.com/Pesqy/
:^)
>>64558592
>le try and dox everybody for absolutely no good reason man
>>64558762
max lay? want a large on mackers+
>>64558793
£18 trading at 4.75
>>64558816
so max stake is ~£5? pmsl
>>64558779
>supporter of a random colombian team
but why
>>64558777
Should I ?
New
>>64558912
>>64558912
>>64558912
inb4 leftist butthurt
>>64558929
b-but you aren't gooz
>>64558929
>early for no good reason other than to force your gimmick
>>64558948
>>64558963
>>64558929
Ignore it, Havent readhed post limit yet
NEW REAL THREAD
>>64558974
>>64558974
>>64558974
>>64558929
Ignore this thread lads
>>64558929
>early
>traditionalist gimmick
>pruned
lel
