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CIN:McCarron injures wrist on final play of MNF
CIN:McCarron struggles in 2nd half of MNF defeat
DEN:Broncos erase 14-point deficit, down Bengals
CLE:Again? Manziel caught partying Christmas Eve
SEA:Carroll: Lynch has chance to return Week 17
IND:Pagano: No update on Luck's Week 17 status
HOU:O'Brien: Brian Hoyer in last step of protocol
SD:Eric Weddle furious at Chargers organization
CAR:Rivera: Stewart 'might be' ready for Week 17
DEN:Glazer: Broncos now 'Brock Osweiler's team'
MIN:Peterson rushes for 104 yards, TD on Giants
GB:Vikings-Packers flexed to SNF game in Week 17
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18-1
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What are you fags listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLoGU6l88QA
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>>64531240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIjXUg1s5gc

its bretty good
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God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder

The official franchise ranking:

Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points

Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points

1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
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>>64531253
Erin pls stop :P
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>>64531240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LJSQf2u1O8
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>>64531240
Patsfags crying about getting BTFO by the Jests
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>>64531189
bosa? i think the tits will be selecting him, or else the cowboys or borwns
ramsey is a game changer tho, him or hargreaves will transform a secondary
of course he might not even declare lel but i think he's done if they win the peach bowl
>>64531221
and who would that be?
>>64531229
i guess it would depend on the person
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>>64531253
>steelers
>not making the playoffs for over 40 years in a row
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>>64531240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JmZ9ADhYg
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>>64531253
I feel like this list would be better if you took points off for playoff losses, with each round being a different penalty. Wildcard being -2, Divisional being -3, Conference being -5, Owl being -10
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>>64531258
No.
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>>64531286
You redo the pasta however you want, i've been super lax about posting it despite being on break.
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>>64531157
i dunno, who? GOATkowski?

>>64531143
he's up there, but I want to see if there's anyone else better at distance, perhaps. Adam was known more for clutch than distance accuracy, but his make %age is pretty good for before all the new guys came up and started hitting 90% overall every year.


>>64531240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DJAfe7wVyM
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>>64531268
>depend
Don't worry. You will
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>>64531240

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4BfZFh_ipeA
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Sneak's Official Post Week 16 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™

1. Cardinals (+1)
2. Panthers (-1)
3. Chiefs (+2)
4. Patriots (-1)
5. Broncos (+2)
6. Seahawks (-2)
7. Jets (+3)
8. Vikings (+3)
9. Bengals (-1)
10. Redskins (+2)
11. Texans (+2)
12. Steelers (-6)
13. Packers (-4)
14. Falcons (+5)
15. Bills
16. Raiders
17. Rams
18. Colts
19. Giants (-5)
20. Lions (+2)
21. Saints (+2)
22. Bears (+5)
23. Bucs (-3)
24. Eagles (-3)
25. Ravens (+5)
26. Jaguars (-2)
27. Chargers (-2)
28. Dolphins (-2)
29. Browns (-1)
30. 49ers (-1)
31. Cowboys
32. Titans
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>>64531265
Never knew a fanbase could get so bootyblasted

>Giving the Jests the ball

So much for Belicheat being a mastermind
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>>64531265
That's cool man. Hey, what spot did the Ravens get for the playoffs again?
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>>64531286
>>64531305
It's made by a stoolerfag, what do you expect? To them the NFL only started in the 1970's
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>>64531290
Whore

>>64531314
>1. Cardinals (+1)
>2. Panthers (-1)
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>>64531240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iG8pHWL2xo
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>>64531314
>packers
>BTFO
>dropped 4 spots
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>>64531309
how ominous
>>64531312
>posting from your phone
baka desu senpai
>>64531314
>chiefs above patriots
>after beating the browns by 4
really sneak?
>>64531335
flandre is a pleb tier 2hu
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>holmgren wants to come back

would that be the ultimate seacucking or what
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>>64531309
back the fuck off she's mine
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>>64531349
Tenshi is also pleb tier

Philly sports are shit tier
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>"Whether you know it or not, Josh Norman doesn't say much, you know?"
>"He might say stuff to other guys, but he really doesn't say anything to me when I'm out there."

Josh Norman confirmed to be Julio's ultimate bitch, even more than Patrick Peterson. So scared he won't even talk trash to Julio. He knows he's his bitch.
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>>64531357
No, she's mine senpai. You can have edp when the Eagles play the Pats in Foxborough
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>>64531349
No bully :(

Sdont feel well enough to post at computer

>>64531362
Alright we get it you're one dimensional now hush
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>>64531391
>dont feel well enough to post at computer
baka senpai
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>>64531357
>>64531380
boys boys settle down
no need to fight
>>64531359
second one yes, first one no
just use koishi, she's the one i assigned to your team like forever ago
>>64531362
will josh norman recover from getting destroyed in the atlanta game? or will mike evans or someone
have a field day with him in the busc game?
i feel like his confidence may have been affected
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>>64531401
imposter! >:(
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>>64531362
Ever hear about that tripfag who claimed she'd shove a football up her ass if the Falcons didn't win the Super Bowl or something? Remember how they didn't even make the playoffs, and she went through with it? Yeah, me either.
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>>64531403
btw did you ever finish the AFC for that project?

P.S. Suika is best Girl
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>>64531403
I'd fight over that ass everyday
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>>64531403
First one is true tho
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Why are Patriots fans the cancer of the NFL? Not even iggles fans are as bad as them
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>>64531417
I lifted the curse to be nice and earn ggp
Falcons /conveniently/ win
And lake is a jerk
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>>64531320
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>>64531190
>mfw that chiefs shitposter nowhere to be found
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>>64531323
>to ratbirds you lost last season to deflated footballs
>whats the excuse this seasonlololololololololol
>SHITBIRDS
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>>64531443
I love it when tripfags project this hard when their team is slighted even the least bit on /nfl/
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>>64531439
I'm sure Lake will give you first dibs on her bussy
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>>64531417
it was actually if the falcons lost to >>>>>blaine gabbert, which actually happened in the year 2015
>>64531427
hahahaha
no
suika is bretty good, i had her represent the giants cuz y'know
i'll start working on it again if ya want tho
>>64531428
<3
>>64531433
"no"
flandre's not the worst you could have chosen tho
imagine if you liked one of the super new ones or something
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>>64531449
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it
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>>64531439
bb shut your fucking whore mouth you are not a goddamn wizard
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>>64531457
lol, butt hurt
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>>64531465
You better finish it and draw the characters too >:(
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>>64531449
Feels good man
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>>64531433
>>64531427
I love it when there are 2 of me.
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>>64531240
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JDyT0B7rKPQ

>>64531480
Don't make me, cunt.
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>>64531458
His bussy is prob hairy and high test no thanks
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>>64531529
>implying there's only two :)
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>>64531515
smith is one of the smartest and most efficient qbs playing the game. and despite the meme he has average qb arm strength.
with a more competent cast around him he will prove himself a top 10 qb.
this is all objective fact and if you disagree you're just a buttmad faggot.

>>64531508
btw are you the same guy as usual?
whats your team?

>>64531529
how many of us are here?
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>>64531551
>>64531547
oh fugg
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>>64531508
ahh i suck dick at drawing though
maybe i'll make a nice collage or something
>>64531529
>tfw they're both responding to me
i feel very loved
>>64531551
is it weird to want smeth to succeed? i feel bad for him after what went down in SF
he wasn't worth the number one overall, but he wasn't as bad as some people make out
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Can we bring back wrestling and put nfl in /asp/? The 2015 /nfl/ general has been the gayest thing /sp/ has ever witnessed.
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>>64531575
Check your privilege cis scum
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>>64531551
I'm a nanerfig, I use this name for funsies though. Also I'm the one who's been keeping the ABPS pasta on life support.
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>>64531575
Whats gay in here exactly?
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>>64531575
Just move pats fans to /asp/ and we'll be fine
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>>64531605
This tbqh
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>>64531575
You can say what you want but I'd have rather my sport be moved to /asp/ than stay in /sp/. /asp/ is moderated way less because less people care about it. Have any of you actually taken a look on /asp/ since wrestling took over? It's 95% wresting 5% /asp/ shit. Mandrama fans won in the end. They got a board for themselves that is hardly moderated so they can do what they want.
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>>64531570
Make that four :D
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>>64531575
No
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>>64531575
>>64531605
'no'
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>>64531618
I really don't get why they weren't sent to /tv/

It would make so much more sense.
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Post favorite korean sweatshop cartoon OSTs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4d0gcEnCok
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>>64531572
>i feel very loved
You'll feel truly loved once you finish that collage for me :)
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>>64531642
Yes. They could make all the 18-1 threads they want
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>>64531572
smeths a decent qb who lost his job from a concussion while leading the league in passer rating
he deserves better
plus he inadvertently got >us arod

>>64531575
stfu its 2016!!1!

>>64531589
for some reason I thought you where a cowboy fan
probably because abps pasta was derided by tiki

>>64531623
hey new meat!
did arch erin give you the rundown the rules?
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>>64531666
>Pats fans making >18-1 threads
you realize how short on chromosomes you sound there, right?
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now that the Panthers have lost, is it safe to jump on the bandwagon before the play-offs without being accused of bandwagoning?
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>>64531681
>Implying they don't make them for attention

How new are you?
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>>64531403
Josh Norman is a fucking cover 2 babby anyways.
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Weeden is so fucking good
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>>64531695
why would you join just before they one and done?
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>>64531715
>Brady
>Not Peyton
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>>64531654
i'm not a miracle worker
nor am i a hard worker of any kind
you'll get your collage eventually
>>64531671
i think part of it is wanting maclin to succeed, and maybe andy a little
but part of me will be sad because they didn't do it with us
>>64531715
if ray guy isn't your punter you're not doing it right m8
also
>jackie slater
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>tfw your teams playoff contention comes down to this sunday
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>>64531653
Not really into animoo, but I remember I liked this one a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m76lKsM_jaU
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>>64531732
>le hgh 5head man

no
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>>64531745

Lol.

> Not being a clinch babby
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>Eagles drafting Lynch in mock drafts
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>>64531653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pEtx_cN1tw
>tfw the channel actually removed filthy baka gaijin access to the actual music video
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since we're posting our list which won't be agreed upon at all here i go

32 TEAM SUPERTEAM
QB1: Dan Marino, Miami Dolphins
QB2: Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints
RB: Jim Brown, Cleveland Browns
RB: Barry Sanders, Detroit Lions
WR: Jerry Rice, San Francisco 49ers
WR: Marvin Harrison, Indianapolis Colts

WR: Andre Johnson, Houston Texans
WR: Steve Smith, Carolina Panthers
TE: Tony Gonzalez, Kansas City Chiefs
TE: Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots
OT: Tony Boselli, Jackonsville Jaguars
OG: Bruce Matthews, Tennessee Titans/Houston Oilers
C: Mike Webster, Pittsburgh Steelers
OG: Larry Allen, Dallas Cowboys
OT: Anthony Muñoz, Cincinnati Bengals

DE: Bruce Smith, Buffalo Bills
DT: Alan Page, Minnesota Vikings
DT: Cortez Kennedy, Seattle Seahawks
DE: Deacon Jones, Los Angeles/St. Louis Rams
LB: Junior Seau, San Diego Chargers
LB: Ray Lewis, Baltimore Ravens
LB: Ray Nitschke, Green Bay Packers
LB: Lawrence Taylor, New York Giants
CB: Deion Sanders, Atlanta Falcons
CB: Darrelle Revis, New York Jets
CB: Champ Bailey, Denver Broncos
CB: Aeneas Williams, Arizona Cardinals
S: Brian Dawkins, Philadelphia Eagles
S: John Lynch, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

K: Mark Moseley, Washington Redskins
P: Ray Guy, Oakland Raiders
R: Devin Hester, Chicago Bears
>>64531768
excuse you what is wrong with that
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>>64531762
livin on the edge here, trippy
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>>64531783
Do a 32 Team Shit Busted
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Houston will win da owl
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>>64531776
Good stuff

>>64531752
A shit

This
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jj4DMghEP0Y
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>>64531695
It would be retarded to do that though.

several flaws were presented that will be their undoing in the playoffs:
>it's literally a one man show on offense, and if you stop Cam you stop the entire team
>Cam struggles against good pass rush in his face
>crossing routes draw Kuechly into playing too deep into his zone
>Norman is useless against big and physical WRs

And most importantly, they are total schedule babbies (for the record so are the Falcons).
The NFC East and AFC South are the two worst divisions in the NFL by a wide margin, and they're responsible for 8 of their 14 wins. The other easy wins came against the Saints twice (wow), the Falcons once (imbressive), the Bucs once (amaze), and the Packers (total frauds who will be the #6 seed).
The only impressive win they've had was against the Seahawks, who they barely, barely beat.

The Seahawks, Vikings, or Cardinals could all eliminate them. The Cardinals will definitely beat them if they play, and it won't be close.
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>during deflate gate
>elway talks about it all the time and holds press conferences
>peypey gets accused of using HGH
>hasn't said a fucking word about it and it's his own teams QB

I'm not saying Elway knows peypey is guilty, but he totally knows peypey is guilty.
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happy belated birthday, adam vinatieri. we still miss you in NE!
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>>64531846
what like the worst bust from every team making up a team?
that actually sounds like a great idea, and i'll have to do it sometime
but rn i am dead tired
goodnight /nfl/
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>>64531715
Funny thing is that defense would get dunked on in today's league.

The majority of that defense is run stoppers
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>>64531921
Good night, sweet prince
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Goodnight /cfb/
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>>64531921
>what like the worst bust from every team making up a team?
Exactly
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>>64531921
Ripip

Im out as well sweetmemes guys
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S8HUIHeybMY
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>>64531921
Goodnight. Protect that ass of yours
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So if Peyton Manning is proven to have used HGH will he have an asterisk by his name forever?
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>>64531883
You sound sure the Panthers would lose. Would you like to wager something?
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>>64531971

Yes, he's not Goodells puppet like Tim Brody
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>>64532037
awesome can't wait to spam asterisks anytime peyton manning is brought up.

Oh and that Colts superbowl? ********
Bronco's 'one of the best offenses of all time'? **************************************************
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>>64532057

Im assuming the Nfl keeps piss on file so we should know if the superberb owl is real
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>>64532091
>he thinks yearly piss tests are a good way to check if somebody is on HGH

oh to be young and dumb again
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>>64532091
>Roger Goodell has a warehouse of primarily African American piss.
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Reminder that the NFL planted this guy as the Jaguars GM in an attempt to sabotage the franchise and move them to LA.
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>eagles are picking 9 lowest or 17 highest depending on next week
If bucs giants and saints win eagles lpse, eagles pick 9 can possibly get lynch
If those teams all lose and eagles win through sos eagles can pick 17th
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It always makes me so happy to realize that everything went according to belichick's plan:
>Keep jets game close in order to decide the outcome based on Ravens steelers game
>Successfully sent into OT
>Find out steelers have lost
>Proceed to throw the game, gambling on the fact that AJ Mcarron won't be able to beat the bronco's D
>Bengals lose, meaning New England keeps home field advantage
>all is well in the world of Hoodie
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>>64532526
I think you're putting a little too much into BB's genius. He's smart, but I wouldn't say he's that smart.
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>>64532547
I don't know if you watched the game, but it felt like belichick was playing hyper conservative, even for belichick. You're entitled to your own opinion, but I really do think that that is what happened
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Go Raiders.
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>>64531349
>implying the chiefs wouldn't smoke the pats right now

*tips fedora*
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>>64532565
I can see what you're saying.
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I would unironicaly vote belichick for president
in all honesty he is the superior being and needs to rule desu
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>>64532609
Ehhhhhh, Id say he knows football, but president? Why the hell not, its not like the current politicians are that amazing.
There are times in life at which point I wish I had a save button, similar to a checkpoint in a videogame, if I had 3 for my whole life, I'd use one now, just to vote trump in to office, and see what happens.
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BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. I was so happy watching that Bengals game that first half. Then, so happy again when the Broncos missed the game winning field goal.

Too bad about that fumble, I was pullin' for the Bengals, CHIEFS WANT THAT TOP SPOT, NIGGA. #stillplayoffbound

Ain't nobody able to stop the best ALL AROUND TEAM IN THE NFL.
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>>64532520
Hoping the others bench everybody for playoffs so bucs can win and falcons tank
I don't see the giants beating >us because chip has the anti autism cure and will probably make everyone play for pride hopefully Beckham goes off and reminds agholor why he's a bitch nigga
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>>64532751
Jagsbro here, I just want a Chiefs/Cardinals Superb Owl
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>>64532526
Nah. Brady loves stat padding too much for that.
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With the Chicago Bears winning at Tampa Bay last week pushing their win total to 6 surpassing the previous year's win total of 5, John Fox has now officially improved the W/L of every new team he's ever been HC of.

Talk about a rebuild/post-blowup specialist. How does he do it?
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Is this a man's ass?
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>>64533267
damn is that oddish? too bad she's as weird as my sister.

would let blow me
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>>64531314
>Vikings above packers

Daily reminder that the line on sunday is still Packers -3
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>>64533324
>trusting Vegas ever
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>>64533267
since you asked i'm gonna say yes
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>>64533324
>you
>knowing how Vegas makes lines

Pick one
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>>64533313
It's police12
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Falcons December roster grades
>not grading your owner
>not grading your longsnapper

r8 & deb8, post your team
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>>64533524
>Le Pete Carrol babby is great
Is this meme still a thing
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>>64531971
For his time in Denver, yeah
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>>64533033
except he literally doesn't
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>>64532526
>BB ever wanting the Jets to win in any universe
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>>64533570
2014
>32nd ranked defense

2015
>15th ranked defense
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>chip kelly kill yourself

Where were you when Snoop Dogg channeled EDP?

http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/21/snoop-dogg-chip-kelly-eagles/
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>>64533582
it does leave a bad taste in your mouth, but the fact remains that I think Bill would rather face a ryan fitzpatrick led team come playoff time than a Big Ben team with antonio brown and martavis bryant to throw to.
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>>64533524
Post the template, I like this one better htan the cheap shit one
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>>64533608
but now he's in a position to get knocked out of 1st seed because the pats have to face a team that's always had their number
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Can someone explain what impact last night's game and the next game is going to have on the Pats getting home field advantage?
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>>64533588
Drafting and scheduling explains most of that.
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>>64533524
Got the template for that?
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>>64531314
Feels good to be top three
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>>64533582
>Bill Belichek not cheating to give himself an advantage in the playoffs
>air
>signals
>Being a cunt in general
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>>64533626
Pats have 1 seed if they win. If they somehow lose and Denver wins they get 2 seed
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>>64533625
I think belichick thinks he can beat the dolphins, you are right about them having had their number though, truth is neither of us really know, but its my opinion that Belichick doesnt want the steelers in the playoffs.
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LET'S GO CHARGERS

BEAT THE BRONCOS

CROWN THE CHIEFS

LEL @ RAIDERS
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>>64533629
no and no

>>64533641
>>64533624
There is no template, it's my own design. Feel free to edit it though, the font is bold Arial Black
I might make a template later if I have time
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>>64533652
dude your team lost, stop being mad and just accept it
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Dolphins
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>>64533682
Literally the only time that defense has done anything impressive is last week vs. CAR. Did you forget how it's poor play resurrected Blaine Gabbert's career?
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>>64533694
What made you think he was mad?
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John Fox has improved the win record of every team he has been head coach on in the first season.
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>>64533760
not really hard to do, usually a coach's first year is after the year the last coach got fired for having a terrible record
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>>64533725
I don't think you realize how fucking garbage the 2014 defense was
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>>64533524
Made the blank template
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>>64533652
Steelers v. Cardinals for the Super Bowl

>Ben Roethlisberger leads his Steelers from the depths to defeat the Cardinals and their resurgent QB
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>>64533524
>ryan
>great

please explain
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>>64533524
How the fuck are you able to grade every member of the DL and the OL? Do you rewatch games and pay attention to different players each time?
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>>64533830
nice
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>>64533857
When OL fuck up the analysts put them on blast
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>>64533857
I rewatch games yes, but not with PFF levels of autism
For the OL it's often quite obvious who made a key block in a great run play, or who fucked up in a sack

>>64533840
elite felt a bit rich so I knocked him down a peg family
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>>64531190
>Manziel caught partying Christmas Eve
Are Browns no fun allowed: the franchise? It's fucking Christmas and the season was over for >us two months ago, what's wrong with partying a bit at this point?
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What are the chances some team wins the Owl before the Eagles this season?
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>>64533857
>matt ryan
>Great
19 touchdowns, 15 interceptions and 4200 yards this year btw.
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>>64533930
>first owl
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>>64531575
Bitch nigger I will fuck your ass right after I collect the trophy that is Oddish's

>>64533930
Cardinals bby
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>>64533930
cards, panthers, and vikings all have quarterbacks playing at an elite level right now, prolly one of those 3
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http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/dec/29/san-diego-chargers-fine-eric-weddle-for-watching-daughter-perform-at-half-time

Is there more to this story, or...?
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>>64533930
>panthers
>cardinals

bretty good i'd say
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>>64531347
They are better than the Falcons.
Falcons shouldnt have gone up that much,they are really fucking bad.
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>>64531190
>Browns High School coach trying to look tough and save his job
>literally everyone on the roster wants Johnny Football to start
BTFO
>mfw Jerry trades a 5th round pick for him and Godhand tutors him until he retires
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>>64533962
>teddy
>elite
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>>64533951
>>64533962
>>64533967
got no faith in the Bengals and Toxins?
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>>64533968
But they just beat the onky undefeated team in the league!!**
>Literally barely got away with beating most of the babby teams on their schedule thus far
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>>64533977
he's 10-5
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>>64534002
Osweiler and the corpse of Peyton Manning are 11-4
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>tfw the Jags are fun to watch now
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>>64533838
if that super bowl were to happen again, I would definitely root against the steelers since they would have had to have beaten us to get to the owl, and then carson palmer is likeable as fuck, as is Fitzy J
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>>64534022
>the corpse of Peyton Manning
did you see the interview of him denying using HGH? he looked like a whithered mummy.
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name some speedy WRs going into FA?
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>>64534055
Wheaton, mark my words
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>>64534069
Steeler's receiving Corp too OP. Please Nerf.
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>>64533937
Playcalling affected Ryan.
I thought this was something known by everyone.
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Dean pees looking at the ravens like
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>if the vikings lose against the packers this week they get an easy wildcard
>if they win they own the division first time since 2009
Vikings success yes
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>>64534166
Statistically he wasnt good. It doesnt matter why. He's put up a below average year.
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RAIDERS
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EAGLES
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>>64534320
>easy wildcard
I assume you mean the Redskins. The Seahawks also have to lose for that to happen.
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Hey Cardinals, get ready to get your fucking ass raped this sunday when the Seahawks come to town.
They're going to have some players back and I bet they're fucking pissed after that horrible display against the Rasms.
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RAVENS
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FALCONS
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>>64534423
And the Seahawks are the huge underdog. Let the games begin.
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>>64534426

>The Ravens didn't go 2-14 with their only two wins being a sweep of the Steelers

Kinda disappointing
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>>64531470
"Will miss the playoffs"

Dude, they are in already, what the hell.
Also, statistics during playoffs mean/have meant nothing in some cases.

Also
>muh elite QB and defense
Even Cinci means more than the Chiefs
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Question for Ravensfags, who will be the lead TE next year? Gillmore or Williams?
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>>64534423
>>64534544
So glad the majority of US 12s who used to shitpost here have killed themselves but obviously the job isn't done. I hope the rest of you faggots prepare to jump ship then drown after Carson Palmer shits all over you.
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>>64534549
I would have killed someone for this

>high draft
>cucking the steelers for the second straight year

it would have been extremely joyful
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>>64534531
Pls post pics of Lake shoving a football up her ass ;_;
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>>64534588
Personally I like Max Williams for being able to block better and being able to move the ball from the flat but Crocket can catch a little better
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>>64534590
Hahaha nope.
And guess what? If that faggot pansy Palmer doesn't get injured again this next game, he will in the playoffs.
The Cardilels will never win an owl.
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>apehoop
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I remember everything
Just know
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>Peyton Manning*****
>The Indianapolis Colts*****
>The Denver Broncos******

When will these cheaters be removed from the NFL?

Peyton Manning already confirmed for lying in his denial of taking HGH, if it were anybody else he would be banned from the league. Where is the justice?
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>>64533313
I think Oddish's ass is lumpy due to all the beatings from bucme
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>>64534641
do you remember your fathers face or youve never met him
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>>64531971

> implying
> 2011
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>>64534641
And yet you didn't remember to attend Sean's funeral >:(
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>>64534651
The reporter already denied all allegations what more do you need

it was clickbait and you along with the entire NFL fell for it
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>>64534676
>>64534684
I see you then look away
Just know
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>>64534693
https://twitter.com/ajam/status/681643165875441664

>literally video proof that guyer lied

What more proof do YOU need?
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>>64531362
I think it's more like Norman respects real receivers but shit talks meme receivers like Beckham
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>The Eagles can either draft at 9 to 17 this year and it will probably 17
>We will never have a franchise quarterback
>We will never have a super bowl in my youth
>It will take the Eagles at least five years to recover from the absolute madman's wild ride
>Chip Kelly cannot draft well in the first two rounds
>Bradford was two steps back
>Every player on the offense has their value inflated by Kelly's system which is now completely exposed
>Jeffrey Lurie will never die
>His wife will never die and let us return to the Kelly Green Unis
>We will never watch OWG kill himself on camera at the sight of an Eagles dynasty
>Straight Porn is filmed and viewed from the point of view of a cuckold and the Jews are using it to slowly indoctrinate our nations youth
>Barwin was never good and he was only in the pro bowl last year from stat padding on imploded O lines
>Kiko Alonso is a bust, Murray is shit and Mathews is underwhelming
>Jordan Matthews will eventually leave the team and be a top 10 receiver on another team that will play him outside
>By the time the rest of the team gets good Jenkins and Cox will be out of their prime
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>>64534620
Arizona doesnt need to win the Owl. Shittle just needs to lose. Your time is done
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>>64534698
Your father looked away and kept walking out of your shitstained life, faggot
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What's this shit with Weeden now?
Is San Diego actually a bunch of scumbags?
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>>64531286
Should be the other way around

-10 for a 1st rd lose since it's a one and done

-2 for losing the Owl
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>>64534423
give it a rest the Seahawks lost their flame after their embarrassing loss against the Rams. Enjoy the same ass-ravaging the Cardinals gave the Packers last Sunday
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>>64534698
He saw them then look away
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>>64531314
>Pats not in top 2
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>>64531317
Pats defense hasn't played that great so it was odd for him to give up the ball. If the defense was stopping them all game it wouldn't be such a bad call.
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>>64534808
I know this is bait, but who would you put the pats above?
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>>64534704
Why is nobody talking about this?

Why did we get 6 months of talking about a fraction of a percent of 1 PSI in footballs and nobody talks about legitimate cheating over long periods of time?

Is the NFL nothing but a meme or something? One of the most well known NFL athletes of all time gets caught abusing HGH and not a single word about it? No suspension, no slap on the wrist, even Elway hasn't said a word?
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>>64534808
>losing the EAGLES

That's how that works, retard
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>>64533830
>Vikings
>Using Madden ratings
>95-99 >Just
>90-94 Elite
>85-89 Great
>80-84 Good
>75-79 Average
>74 and below Bad
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>>64534824
>he legitimately thinks the Panthers are a top 5 team
Schedule baby pls
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>>64534755
>>64534804
Cause I remember what you took away
Just know
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>>64531240
>tfw pre workout music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4xvmH3WSQ

>tfw BB is the only trip to call out Cards success this season before it began
>mfw my prediction cards going to owl and lose is unfolding

BB was saying Bungles but I think it'll be Pats.
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>>64534846
>Losing to the FALCONS
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>>64534848
>Teddy Fagwater
>great
Vikings fans lmao
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https://soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g/honey-i-shrunk-the-kidfaqqi-dissprod-by-empty-beats

who team/fuckfaqqi/ here?
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>>64534876
>85 Overall
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>>64534869
Just remember who said the Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl before the season started, and even at 1-5, nigga.
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>>64534826
>Tom Brady
>suspended, over 1 million dollar fine loss of a 1st and 4th round draft pick
>for a rule that only applies to staff and wasn't even documented properly

>Peyton Manning
>breaks the law importing HGH
>breaks NFL rules by taking it for years
>NFL won't even acknowledge it

Kek, at least nobody can say Brady is the NFL's golden boy anymore, or that he gets off easy.
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>>64534826


The NFL owners are behind PeyPey. The NFL owners were against Brady.

The owners are the real Jews in the game. The commish is just the puppet
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>>64534826
The pats stuff was legit cheating over time. They deflate balls and do all kinds of things against the rules. Who even knows what else they did that we don't know about?

That's why you dumb jew
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>Peyton Manning may sue Al Jazeera
>Manning sues Qatar

TAKE THAT FUCKING PAJAMA MEN
STAY THE FUCK OUT
HE DINDU NUFFIN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBOWeP70VHA

you groove you lose
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>>64534848
You could probably put an above elite tier for AD but teddy is hard 80, barely above average
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>>64534896
>punishing the patriots because "who knows what they are doing that we don't know about"
>don't punish peyton manning for objectively breaking the law and rules with video evidence of it

k
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>>64534896
PEDs are against the rules and cheating too. Anyone who defends Brady or Manning is the lowest scum
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>>64534903
He will never sue them because the court will ask if his wife ever received HGH, if she did it will be national news and his legacy will be destroyed forever along with his superbowls and his record breaking season.
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>>64534870
>losing to the falcons
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>>64534915
>>64534922
Say what you want about manning I can't see anyone caring but it has nothing to do with the cheatriots
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REEEEEEEEE
I'M GETTING MY OIL CHANGED AND THESE FUCKBOIS ARE TAKING FOREVER
REEEEEEEEE
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>>64534848
Just a little more objective
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>yfw proof comes out Parm did infact do HGH
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>>64534954
"Tampering with footballs is equivalent to taking steroids or performance enhancing drugs" - Roger Goodell

I think the NFL will care
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>>64534963
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>>64534954
>Say what you want about manning I can't see anyone caring
That's the point, he's the NFL's golden boy, guy breaks federal law and doesn't even get a 1 quarter suspension or a fine.

Brady is accused of breaking a rule that only applies to staff members and gets the biggest punishment in NFL history.

Saying Brady is treated fairly at this point is impossible now.
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>>64534978
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