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HOU: O'Brien: Brian Hoyer in last step of protocol
SD: Eric Weddle furious at Chargers organization
CAR: Rivera: Stewart 'might be' ready for Week 17
DEN: Glazer: Broncos now 'Brock Osweiler's team'
MIN: Peterson rushes for 104 yards, TD on Giants
4SP: Lake still hasn't fulfilled its promise
GB: Vikings-Packers flexed to SNF game in Week 17
BUF: Report: Bills GM Whaley's job likely safe
IND: Hasselbeck 'not super optimistic' for Week 17
SEA: Doug Baldwin notches 14th touchdown in loss
ARZ: Stud David Johnson totals 127 yds, TD in win
STL: Rams, Gurley spring road upset in Seattle
ARZ: Cardinals rinse Packers 38-8 in statement win
Chiefs
>my face when >my face when isn't blocked anymore
>42 posts early
Also whatever happened to Margus Hunt
>>64525047
is ryan mallett elite?
274 yards, td, 0 picks with what is essentially a practice squad
>>64525189
>steelers
>defense
Lol
Even Russel shredded them for 5 tds
>>64525189
eh not really. just be happy we cucked the steelers pham
>>64525246
>mfw my 5-10 ravens swept the steelers to keep them out of the playoffs
>>64525047
Oddish still won't let me Fuck her brains out
But vikings made the playoffs
>>64525328
>wanting to fuck that monkey/donkey mutt inbred nigger
>@SportsCenter 5 minutes ago
>Chargers fined Eric Weddle $10,000 for watching his daughter perform at halftime instead of going to locker room
That'll teach him for being a father. What a prick.
>>64525504
I hate NFL Owners
Probably the most petty piece of shit.
Not like other league owners arent also dickwads, but they're at least a little bit more classy than this
>>64525504
>watching his daughter perform
kek
>mfw the puckers get btfo in murrica's game of the week
>mfw the Vikes have an impressive blowout win later that night
>mfw the Vikes can win the division next sunday
>>64525628
Well, it was his last game in San Diego with the team.
>>64525642
Feels good man
>>64525792
I'm okay with them going to the owl. If we can't make it, I don't care who gets in as long as the puckers aren't there
>>64525642
>>64525736
>>64525884
packers are a sad sack of shit right now but im still not scared of the queens
have fun never winning an owl :)
Why is it that the eagles have arguably the best posters on sp in terms of quality?
Their trips are even the most tolerable and least attention whorey despite that one faggot who likes anime
>>64525642
>>64525736
That's fine, Vikings will just get BTFO by Seattle in the Wild Card then
>>64525954
Also the panthers are relatively quiet considering they have the best record in the league meanwhile the falcons go on a win steak and they become chiefs tier
>>64525942
That's good because the puckers don't scare me this season either. Yeah they won the first one, but the Vike aren't going down like that again.
>>64525954
That would be the Pats fans, who are very knowledgeable regarding the game
why are vikings fans so confident? didn't the packers have like 4 or 5 horrible games in a row and still went to minnesota and beat them handily?
>>64525972
I wouldn't be really mad if the Vikes lose to them. Again, as long as it's not the puckers
>>64525954
Police12 is pretty cool
But CKBB can be really annoying sometimes, one of those "I'm never wrong" types
But ya generally they're not that bad.
>>64526010
>being this afraid
>>64525996
Except they're all foreign scum
>>64525999
Don't mistake pride for the season we have with something akin to overconfidence that we're goin to win out all the way to the owl. I'm just happy they've made it to this point
Texans vs Redskins in the superb owl
>>64526031
Explain how this means I'm afraid
So what's the range the eagles will draft in now
I remember last week it was anywhere between 4-18
Depending on who wins week 17 where will the eagles draft
Huge fucking difference between 4-18
>>64525999
vikings fans have always been the worst
look at them change their mind about memewater every week
soon those faggots get thrown back to twitsp the better
>>64525954
>despite that one faggot who likes anime
lel police is one of the better imo
>>64526108
7-9 if they lose and 11-14 if they win
>>64526126
Ummm I don't recall all of us, me in particular, feeling strongly about his play. But know this, Bridgewater has a better completion percentage that Rodgers. But again, I'm not sold on him yet. I want another season
>>64526197
>completion %
meme stat tbqh
DAT BIRD
>>64526213
yo shut UP
Fuck Denver,Kansas City,and San Diego
>>64526243
You wanna take this outside, m8?
>>64526213
Yeah I suppose so, but Rodgers ranks in the bottom half of a lot of stats this season. I think he's a big contributor to why they aren't doing well. Not the ONLY reason, but he's done his part
>>64526197
>game manager
>high comp. %
wow my mind is blown
>>64526243
stay mad raidnigger
Please let the fucking Buncos and Bungles tie
>>64526345
See
>>64526324
And I reiterate, I'm not saying that Bridgewater is necessarily better than Rodgers. I already said I want to see another season of play
>>64526324
is Aaron Rodgers himself a meme?
>>64526197
>muh game manager has a good completion %!!1!
faster you guys move on the better it would be for you but I know vikings fans just love to delude themselves that they have a franchise guy
>>64526324
>>64526418
rodgers is having a down year but by the eye test hes still top 10 easy and the totality of his stats are not far off
>a 32 TD, 7 int, 10+ win season is arguably Rodgers worst season as a starter
feels good to have a franchise qb :)
not like you would know
>inb4 one year with 40 year old favre
>>64526389
>No playoff wins since Seinfeld was the number 1 TV show on television
>>64526126
<3
>>64526197
>matt stafford has the highest completion percentage of any QB in the NFC north
what happen
>>64526321
pedo
>>64526476
>hasn't had a winning season in over a decade
>>64526126
The thing I hate about Vikings fags is how passive aggressive they are. They are so defensive of their players its hilarious. I think they hate Green Bay more than they like the Vikings lel
>>64526469
>game manager
HA! Fuckin got em! In the playoffs and winning games but nope he sucks ass!
>>64526622
It's just very frustrating when people say are QB sucks when he is actually a good player and is getting trashed because he isn't a stat babby
>>64526622
>I think they hate Green Bay more than they like the Vikings lel
a sound understanding of human nature imo
>>64526693
>are
put the whiskey down steve
>>64526622
>I think they hate Green Bay more than they like the Vikings lel
>>64526243
>Fuck Denver,Kansas City,and San Diego
>still posts in the general when there's a gamethread
>>64526126
Anime = instant dq
>Eagles fans boo when an opponent fakes injury to slow momentum, comes off the field for one play, allows his teammates to catch a breath and hopefully make a stop, then comes back perfectly fine the next snap.
>Classes heathens
>Broncos fans do it
>Go into big replay and demonstration of why it's legitimate and justifiable
Fucking announcing crews are as inconsistent as the referees.
>>64526469
Yeah not having a career qb since Culpepper blows, which is a huge factor in why we haven't done much since. And I'm not gonna lie, watching Rodgers struggle this year has been enjoyable. Yeah his TD/INT ratio is on point as usual, but his completionpercentage is 24th in the league, which us barely above 60%, worse thanHasselbeck, Tyrod, Gabbert, Bridgewater. He’s never been below 63% in his career. My favorite struggle he's had is his yards per attempt- just 6.7 yards for every throw, tied for 28th. That’s a yard worse than he’s had since his rookie year and two yards worse than in his first MVP season of 2011. I hope he keeps this momentum going into 2016-17
>>64526622
>implying many fan's hatred for their rival doesn't come close to the love of their favorite team
see>>64526243
>>64526899
thats what happens when your best targets are a 31 year old wideout who made a career as a predominantly number 3 and an overpaid slot receiver
with jordy back they will resume as a top 5 offense
not to mention >we have a handful of high potential 2nd soon to be 3rd year receivers do for a breakout
>>64527028
Yep. We got some rookie/2nd year WRs due for breakouts, and I'm not talking like what Diggs has done this season, or what Johnson did last year. Getting Jordy back is half the battle. They better get that O line right again. The Vikes main concern is the O line as well. I think Bridgwater would do well with better protection. Hope to see his decision making improve.
nice elite kicker you got there, Buncos
Thanks for Prater, Bruncos
>>64527251
That might have been the worst kick I've ever seen.
>>64527386
>tfw would have won the division if we had him to start last season
Fuck you Alex Henry and fuck the Eagles for making him look like an average kicker.
>at 2 more weeks of Brony shitposting
>>64527708
>Would have won the division if Linehan was the OC
>Would have won a playoff game if the refs weren't fucking pathetic
>Would have a solid team if Mayhew wasn't a complete retard
>tfw we could have already had the 1st seed clinched
>Losing to the fucking Eagles due to special teams fuckups
>the city of Bill Belichick
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm convinced. The Broncos better keep Osweiler. He's legit. He is this teams future. Get rid of Manning. No need for him. He served his purpose as Yoday jedi master training the young padawan that is Brock. Brock is ready.
>AJ McCarron is gonna be the next Tom Brady!
pfft
>>64528228
I hope Elway is this stupid
What a fucking terrible OT
Fuck you Bungles
>Bengals QB's in charge of not bungling big games or primetime games
Weeeeeeeeeeeew lad
Thanks for the free trip to Superbowl 50 Broncucks
Sneak's Official Post Week 16 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Cardinals (+1)
2. Panthers (-1)
3. Chiefs (+2)
4. Patriots (-1)
5. Broncos (+2)
6. Seahawks (-2)
7. Jets (+3)
8. Vikings (+3)
9. Bengals (-1)
10. Redskins (+2)
11. Texans (+2)
12. Steelers (-6)
13. Packers (-4)
14. Falcons (+5)
15. Bills
16. Raiders
17. Rams
18. Colts
19. Giants (-5)
20. Lions (+2)
21. Saints (+2)
22. Bears (+5)
23. Bucs (-3)
24. Eagles (-3)
25. Ravens (+5)
26. Jaguars (-2)
27. Chargers (-2)
28. Dolphins (-2)
29. Browns (-1)
30. 49ers (-1)
31. Cowboys
32. Titans
AFC is fucking garbage.
>>64528249
he may have choked at the end but I was impressed by him overall
>>64528280
>implying we can beat Miami at Miami with this cripple squad
>>64528286
>puckers above 30
lolno shit list
>AJ McCarron put Peyton in the playoffs
>I'm the next tom brady
9 more to go.
PSA that A.J. McCarron sucks dick. That is all.
>>64528307
m8 pls
all this has been carefully choreographed by BB himself
Pats will get healthy just in time to repeat
Thank you based Bellichick
Thank you based Brady
>>64528261
What is so stupid about it? He isn't anywhere near elite yet but he is capable of being a starter in the NFL. Manning is too old so I think right now Brock is their best option for next season. Unless they want to risk drafting a rookie QB or trading for a QB.
BACK TO BACK FUMBLE
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C
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>shitposting edition
OP, you shouldn't have!
Whelp, looks like the road to the owl goes through New England, again
Better luck next year, rest of the AFC
>Haven't been paying attention to the Chiefs since they went 1-5 (I root for an NFC team so I don't care)
>automatically tune out all the Chiefposters so I don't realize what is happening
>suddenly realize tonight that the Chiefs are 10-5
>wtf.jpg
>check schedule
>Have gone 9-0 after starting 1-5
Jesus christ
>>64528436
you should probably take a gander at their opponents senpai
>>64528407
We still need to win at Miami, the game tonigt changes literally nothing
post yfw Brock Lobster cucks the past twice in one season
>>64528290
osweiler was the best QB out there tonight, mccarron wasn't much of anything in the second half and OT
DT was the MVP of that final drive tho
>>64528286
i really, really like these rankings
>>64528469
damn you're right. They'd be more like 6-9 with a regular schedule
>>64528288
the NFC is even worse
I thought Denver's kicker was elite. why did he miss the game-winner? he must suck
well it's us or pittsburgh ;_;
>>64528397
post butt pls oddish
>>64528286
>Chiefs at 3
La
mow
>>64528536
this could be true for the first time in a long, long time
>>64528307
they took an actually decent Jets team to OT
>>64528474
>miami
I don't see the issue here m87
>>64528528
And the panthers would be 1-14.
>>64528563
I already did bitch
So who will we face in the Owl this time Patsbros?
>>64528501
yeah I agree Osweiler came up big when it mattered, McCarron still made a number of really good throws into tight coverages especially in the 1st half which was what sparked the offense early. It was more than what I would expect from a QB making his 2nd start against a top ranked defense on the road
2ND SEED ON A HORRIBLE SNAP
damn
bungles get rekt
>>64528621
I hope its the Redskins
>>64526389
Spoiler time is coming baby
>>64528606
b-but i didn't get to see
I really hope we stick with Brock for the rest of the season. Brock is athletic enough to open up our run game and let our defense do shit
Peyton has no accuracy beyond 10 yards (also known as Alex Smeth Syndrome) and cannot run a bootleg to save his life
is it habbeding?
>>64528593
trap game.
>>64528606
Pro Football Ref has them at a 10-win Pythagorean record, and factor in the injuries and you're probably right
If Beldsoe had never been injured would Tom Brady be a literally who?
Well the first thing happened for the Colts to make the playoffs. Now they just need:
>Colts win over Titans
>Jaguars win over Texans
>Ravens win over Bengals
>Bills win over Jets
>Falcons win over Saints
>Broncos win over Chargers
>Dolphins win over Patriots
>Steelers win over Browns
>Raiders win over Chiefs
So you're saying there's a chance.mov
>>64528638
lol that would be the SJW nightmare owl
>>64528644
You guys said that last time
>Seahawks will go 9-7
>Still make playoffs
>If not for refball against the Lions, would likely miss the playoffs
Fucking lel
>>64528662
m9 pls. you say that dumb shit every week. it means nothing. Brady will probably only play the first half anyway
>>64528661
We will try our best Colts.
>>64528621
trap game that we need to win. that's what the issue is
>>64528638
kek
Is ESPN's playoff machine broken?
I thought this was the scenario in which the Colts make it in.
>>64528707
And it happened
>>64528711
Every game is a trap game with the Patriots current O line and receiving corps.
>>64528654
Good, I'm hideous
>>64528662
Like always.
>>64528721
See >>64528681
Your raiders switch is wrong at least
>>64528622
once the defense made halftime adjustments he was sunk, though AJ fucked up what would have been a pretty good deep ball
not terrible for an essential rookie against the best D in the league, true
>>64528721
raiders have to beat the chiefs too
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
>bingles are 1-3 in primetime this year
>>64528668
If Barry Sanders had been picked by the Browns, would he have become a top-3 GOAT running back? Who knows (probably not desu), it's pointless to debate
>>64528755
>>64528662
shit didn't mean to reply to you, "blemishes and stuff". that was meant for >>64528528
>>64528562
You guys better not fuck up. I don't want that Big Ben, Brown, Williams offense in the playoffs.
Even if Pittsburgh lost against the crippled Ratbirds, they're still a division rival who play tough and know the Steelers well, not even surprised they lost against them.
>>64528721
Raiders need to beat the Chiefs
COME BROTHERS, LET US JOIN TOGETHER AND STAND UP FOR OUR BRETHREN, WHO IS GRIPPING WITH HIS LAST BREATH FOR A PLAYOFF SPOT
I SAY. WHO WILL FIGHT FOR THE COLTS
>>64528824
>not doing everything in your power to lose to the Texans so that the clots miss out
>>64528824
fuck the Clots
>>64528788
What are you talking about
>>64528824
do jags fans really prefer colts to texans? Or do you just want to win?
>>64528851
worst play of the year by far
worst play of the century maybe
So are the Steelers eliminated from playoff contention now?
>>64528851
>that guy standing on the 23 yard line
every time
feels bad man
>>64528878
Not if the Jets lose
>>64528864
I meant that the Panthers would not be a 1-win team with a regular schedule.
>>64528824
As a Cowboys fan, I would whole heartedly want the Clots to win. Fuck Houston.
>>64528884
lel
>two of the teams NE lost to may show up in the playoffs
>>64528661
> Pats
> Jets
> KC
> gotta lose
Can the Colts overcome the odds.
>>64528824
>Jags fans
>liking the Colts
Shouldn't you three retard teams all hate the Colts for their 20 year run of wrecking the rest of you?
>>64528908
Dall-ASS getting cucked the fuck out
Who's the current GOAT play by play guy: Al Michaels or Tirico?
what happened to all the bucs shitposting from a month ago?
>>64528927
Can Jim Irsay stop abusing drugs?
>>64528925
>tfw your team is the only one that failed to qualify for a rematch
>>64528925
>Buncos
>Jest
I don't see a problem here
>>64528985
sounds familiar
>>64528975
we'll always have Superbowl 39
>>64528902
My point was that they would be a lot worse if they played more than one or two good teams all year. I think theyre a division round out.
>pats/broncos win first round byes for the fourth year in a row
man gotta admit afc is pretty boring
>>64529004
>>64528975
good times
>>64529004
>>64529039
pls, don't bring back the bad memories
>>64529039
man t.o. deserved a ring so badly
only one who cared that day
>>64528927
These are the odds
>>64529012
agreed. the falcons loss may have been somewhat of a miracle for them, but the panthers are still too soft.
>>64529067
if it wasn't us in the Owl, or it was the next year vs. the Steelers, or we hadn't lost SB42 (Randy deserved it more tee bee aitch), I'd totally agree. Wasn't TO injured for 39, too?
Colts still have a chance...right?
>>64529080
I-is there a way i can make this bet?
>>64529123
122 yards and 9 receptions against the best defense in the league with screws and a metal plate in his leg
fuck you roy williams
>>64529146
>tfw all those happen, except the Patriots beat the Dolphins
>laughingbelichick.png
>>64529146
it's like flipping a coin 10 times and expecting every one of them to be heads
>>64529146
>0.03% chance of clinching the AFC South
>>64529146
last 3 just won't happen
Reminder that the Colts were super bowl favorites by some publications for the past two seasons
Reminder that the Colts were garbage even before Andrew Luck fucked up his kidneys
>>64529123
Should have been out for at least another 2 weeks. Would have been the MVP if they scored one more touchdown. Wouldn't have even been close if he was the one to score that touchdown.
>>64529171
>yfw all of them happen
>but the colts lose to the titans
>>64529146
Well it just doubled to .06 or .07 now that the Broncos beat the Bengals!!
>>64529171
>tfw when New England wins and is the sole reason Jim "town drunk" Irsay hoists a "2015 AFC South Participant" Banner.
>>64529198
Care to share?
>>64529172
[autism]
it's actually 11 or 12 in a row, assuming the coin is perfectly even on both sides; US coins aren't perfect so it's probably closer to the chance of 12 heads or tails in a row
[/autism]
>>64529146
Please tell me one of them is the latest game and the Colts won't know until the very end of the night if they make it or not and spend the entire day in anxiety as every single possibility goes their way until that final one.
>>64529275
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000521865/article/super-bowl-50-predictions-packers-colts-among-picks
>9 out of 13 experts had Colts winning the AFC
absolutely disgusting
Would Texans fans all kill themselves if the Colts somehow won the AFC South?
>>64529269
>clots
>>64525597
>>64525504
I get there they are coming from. I mean if you let one guy do it, you're going to set a terrible precedent and you need to keep the locker room under control.
>>64529299
Late game is gonna be Packers/Vikings which won't affect it. Falcons/Saints is the only NFC game that matters (all 8 AFC games matter if I'm not mistaken)
>>64529313
>clots
>>64529198
I'm so fucking glad the Clots are shit now.
>People actually thought Luck was a top 3 QB
>>64529313
>this is a real fucking thing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64529198
Karma
>>64529345
he could be if his dumb-ass FO would give him some help on the O-line and defense instead of almost-washed-up Pro Bowl targets; he already has enough receivers.
>>64529349
yep. they took it down because of the backlash, but it will forever be remembered for its ridiculousness, kind of like the 2007 Pats' 16-0 banner.
>>64529275
>he thinks Andrew Luck is good
Post QB's interning elitehood.
I understand why the AFCS hates luck but why do the pats?
>>64529385
>he thinks Andrew Luck is good
Andrew Cuck is a bust
>>64529394
He just really believes in Charlie Whitehurst or that practice squad guy that might leapfrog him for the starting job
>>64529406
colts were the team responsible for deflategate
>>64529406
Deflategate
>>64529385
Any franchise QB could be elite if they're given a good team. Just look at Dalton this year.
>>64529406
Pats fans actually enjoy hating other teams more than they do watching their team win. They're kinda like Queens fans, except their team is good.
>>64529418
>>64529428
They hate the shithawks for no reason too.
>>64529418
>>64529428
Not to mention 15 years of Peyton vs. Brady rivalry and the two teams being the only contenders year in and year out in the AFC (and occasional Steelers/Ravens)
>>64528660
Considering him and the offensive line took two quarters to realize the importance of tonight's game, I am pretty nervous about it
I would fuck the dog shit outta Eva Longoria
>>64529406
you forgot that 9 month circus?
its still technically going what with the NFL appealing the Judge's decision of the NFL is full of shit
>>64529404
>interning
Probably correct. He'll be leaving to join the mediocrity club soon
>mfw pats draft Noah Spence
>mfw 11 DE packages
>>64529460
And it's the Colts fault the Patriots are constantly involved in cheating scandals?
>>64529431
and he was great, really, and until the FO decided defense didn't matter he started getting BTFO because he makes more mistakes than usual, like young Peyton.
>>64529447
No one likes the Seacucks after all the hooting and nigging they've done
>>64529453
why is there dog shit in Eva Longoria?
>>64529472
but he isn't from Rutgers
>>64529488
Le ebin Rutgers meme!!!!1!11!!!
>>64529480
No it's the Colts fault that a completely spurious investigating leading to suspensions, fines and draft losses was carried out. Irsay cried like a bitch for Goodell to nerf the Pats because they've been cucking his dogshit team for entire 21st century
>>64529428
>>64529431
>>64529460
sorry im kinda drunk and it slipped my mind
still team aside luck is kinda based
>>64529453
too bad she wouldn't fuck you even if she'd been dead for two decades
>>64529480
only when they lie and Goodell decides this would be a good opportunity to look like a strong Commish.
Why do you think the NFL won't releases the football numbers?
>>64529499
yep.
MFW the R******* win da superb owl
>>64529515
>implying I'm not into necrophilia
>>64529486
He was padding his stats against the AFCS. Luck is good, but not great. He's like most other franchise QBs, just his situation lets him put up good numbers.
>>64529512
>>64529516
Well next time, try not to have a guy called the deflator take the footballs into a bathroom after the refs check them. You can't blame the Colts for shit the Pats bring down on themselves.
>>64529523
Dumb cartoon poster
So broncos confirmed for going to the superbowl followed by a 40+ point beat down by whoever represents the NFC am I reading this correctly?
>>64529513
>Career 85.0 passer rating
STOP
THE
FUCKING
MEME
>>64529570
This desu senpai
>>64529570
>9 TD and 12 interceptions in the playoffs
at least he made it to the playoffs those three years though. He had to do better than the Jags, Titans AND Texans!
>>64529551
well, I certainly help the consistent butthurt their owner and GM live in.
>>64529615
certainly can't help I meant
>>64529570
>not liking a ballsy gun slinger
u r gay?
>>64529612
Luck lives up to his name and is the luckiest QB.
>Chofs dying on the field
>Bungles and pathetic Broncos team
>>64528348
> HOME TEAM
> MVP
> BAMA BOY
>>64529523
>doesn't even post a Redskin anime
>>64529551
Stat-padder or not, he was doing really well.
Should QB "prodigies" who are drafted by and turn around AFCS automatically be disqualified from "elite" status?
>dalton wont be ready by wildcard
>mccarron ded from last play
https://twitter.com/pauldehnerjr/status/681711827223379968
PRAY THAT YOUR TEAM IS THE 6TH SEED IN THE AFC, YOU GET A BYE WEEK
>tfw back hurts
>no one around to give me a relaxing back massage
fug
>>64529660
>Bengals collapsing before the playoff
Wow
>>64529657
>Should QB "prodigies" who are drafted by and turn around AFCS automatically be disqualified from "elite" status?
If the other 3 teams in the division are constantly picking in the top 10, yes.
The past 2 years the Colts have swept the division and went .500 in the rest of their games. I think Luck is good, easily top 10. I don't think he's miles ahead of anyone outside of the elites just because he gets to play a bunch of shit teams every year.
>>64529660
time to give tebow a call
>>64529660
Is there really any excuse for the Pats not winning the AFC?
Steelers or Jets might be the best teams to beat them, but only one of the two can make it
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ylTWM0IzwRw
Best hype song in Madden imho
>>64529650
wow that hat's a bit bigger than a normal hat
>>64529762
They'll probably blame the refs when they lose and claim Goodell was out to get them for embarrassing him
>>64529773
SO IM OUTSIDE OF THE CLUB
>Packers open up as a 3 point underdog
>at home
>against the Vikings
what a pathetic shit team
>>64529781
Why would the Jets blame Goodell?
also reposting this for the late night crowd
QB: Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints
RB1: Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings
RB2: Todd Gurley, St. Louis Rams
WR1: Julio Jones, Atlanta Falcons
WR2: Odell Beckham Jr., New York Giants
WR3: Antonio Brown, Pittsburgh Steelers
WR4: Allen Robinson, Jackonsville Jaguars
TE1: Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots
TE2: Delanie Walker, Tennessee Titans
OT: Joe Thomas, Cleveland Browns
OG: Marshal Yanda, Baltimore Ravens
C: Mike Pouncey, Miami Dolphins
OG: Kyle Long, Chicago Bears
OT: Trent Williams, Washington Redskins
DE: JJ Watt, Houston Texans
DT: Marcell Dareus, Buffalo Bills
DT: Geno Atkins, Cincinnati Bengals
DE: Ezekiel Ansah, Detroit Lions
LB: Khalil Mack, Oakland Raiders
LB: Navorro Bowman, San Francisco 49ers
LB: Clay Matthews, Green Bay Packers
LB: Lavonte David, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
CB1: Chris Harris Jr., Denver Broncos
CB2: Darrelle Revis, New York Jets
CB3: Jason Verrett, San Diego Chargers
CB4: Josh Norman, Carolina Panthers
S: Eric Berry, Kansas City Chiefs
S: Tyrann Mathieu, Arizona Cardinals
K: Dan Bailey, Dallas Cowboys
P: Pat McAfee, Indianapolis Colts
KR: Tyler Lockett, Seattle Seahawks
PR: Darren Sproles, Philadelphia Eagles
32 teams, 32 spots
inb4 >Kyle Long, the bears suck ok
>>64529789
ANNND YOU THINK IMA PUUUUNNNNNKKKKKKKK
>>64529723
I agree, and people have used that meme forever on Brady because the other 3 AFCE teams have had a combined 10 playoff appearances in the 15 Brady/Belichick years (including the 2008 season when Brady tore his ACL), with none from the Razorcakes.
>>64529808
NFC Pro Bowlers?
>>64529808
>Dallas best player is a K
This feel is familiar
>>64529829
whelp nvm there's some AFC guys in there
>>64525047
I forgot what that website is that changes words to other words and can't fucking find it for the life of me. What is it called?
>>64529801
>Packers open up as a 3 point underdog
Seriously? People think the Queens can beat the Puckers after their last beat down?
>>64529829
This guy knows nothing about football. Bandwagoners like you make me sick.
Da Bengals are da shite
>>64529843
Google yurai generator, origin generator
>>64529829
nah just something i made, a superteam with one elite player from every team a lá the pro bowl
i might do one with all-time greats if i can't sleep
>>64529836
to be fair they've got some candidates on the line but none of those teams except baltimore can rep the kicker position well, and yanda>anyone on the dallas line but smith
>>64529843
At the risk of getting into a fight with an anonymous Canadian on a Mongolian guitar-tuning forum, explain why I "know nothing about football". Literally two posts down is me correcting myself on the list I replied to.
>>64529886
Janikowski still can m8
>tfw starting to realize the Patriots aren't gonna win it all this year
>>64529908
Time for bed m8
>>64529886
how far back are you going for "all-time" ? Like, before the forward pass?
>>64529926
Not like any of those guys would be able to play in today's NFL
>>64529912
i meant of the teams that are represented on the OL there, khalil mack is (rightfully so) your representative there
>>64529926
probably post merger with maybe an exception for jim brown
if you played a game in or after 1970, u good
>>64529920
Theres still a chance
We just need to see how they are health wise come the first playoff game
If its anything like it is now, then ya we're fucked
>>64529943
yeah, most are probs in nursing homes or dead
Oroty? I think yes
>>64529920
>dalton ded
>mccarron ded
>parm ded
>implying lobster will win in foxboro
>rapistburger not in playoffs
>implying the jest will beat brady in the playoffs
>weeden starting for the texans
>chefs think they're good despite beating literal shit teams (lions, chargers twice, browns, ravens, raidniggers, razorcakes)
>implying wilson doesnt destroy the nfc in the playoffs and put an end to 0 playoff wins palmer and the overrated cardinals.
>implying wilson wont choke again in the owl
You guys are winning it again
>>64529977
You cheeky cunt
>>64525954
All trips are cancer.
>>64525954
Mayo is goat I hear
>>64529996
>Bradford won in Foxboro
Friendly reminder
>>64530038
Tim Bradford or Sam Bradford?
>>64527386
Elways always trying to save money. That's why we got rid of Dumervil and decker. I dream of us with dumervil, ware and Miller on D and DT, Sanders and decker with a leet RB. Gets my dick hard just thinking about it. Once Peyton retires after season it'll free up a lot of cap space for an RB
>>64525954
True
Shit team and very nice trips
>>64530047
Who the hell is Tim Bradford?
so yeah this is final now, 2015 out-of-division records
1. (24-16) AFC East
1. (24-16) NFC South
3. (23-17) NFC West
4. (22-18) AFC West
4. (22-18) NFC North
6. (18-22) AFC North
7. (14-26) NFC East
8. (13-27) AFC South
so yeah if your division played babby divisions this year, it's not as impressive as it could be. a win's still a win though, so you playoff teams can still laugh anyways.
>>64530056
Ah
>>64530070
Plays for New England, wears #12
>>64530073
>1. (24-16) AFC East
Strange
>>64530073
Toxins are da shit
why is brett favre doing infomercials?
>>64530073
>>64530130
they played the 2 worst divisions in football. schedule babbies
>Whole OL is shit
>can't pass pro or run block
>no run game to speak of
>receivers drop everything
>only reliable target other than Gronk is dead
>Brady not looking too hot
>defense giving up big plays in passing game
>can't stop the run all of a sudden
>did I mention everyone is dead/playing injured on defense?
Owl hopes looking slim
>>64530130
in what way? two of their teams will probably make the playoffs
this is no barometer that any division is better especially when the top 5 divisions are seperated by 2 wins
Toxins win da owl
>>64530179
Texans suck dick
>>64530183
Texans suck dick
>>64530179
I hope so. Can you imagine how assblasted /spee/ will be once the meme king wins an owl
>>64530183
Suckin dick in the playoffs.
Yeah that's right
>>64530173
>lost to Brock Osweiler (rookie making his first start) and Sam Bradford (Failed #1 pick)
Literally any team could beat us right now
>>64530179
Too bad the toxins suck dicks
>>64530195
>JJ "Arayn Pride" Watt is disliked here
Bucme isn't the only nigger
>you now remember Ndamukong Suh
Hahahahahaha
>>64530167
You're right
The tunas are 0-5 in division, i thought they won some.
>>64530165
Relax mayo
>>64530217
Mayo pls
>>64530217
I bet he's just crying about his millions of dollars
first draft of the all-time team (1970-present except for Jim Brown)
>>64530205
>"Failed" #1 pick
au contraire
this makes it worth it by far
>>64530235
>Kevin Mawae
Discarded
>>64530235
>Gronkowski
>Over Gonzalez
>>64530228
No fuck you
I don't know what happened to this team, but we're 2-3 in our last 5 games
Shit needs to change
>>64530237
Do you enjoy bullying me? Kicking me when I'm down?
>>64528721
>Post yfw the toxins beat the queefs in the playoffs
>>64530235
>Montana
Ugh
>>64530269
We're fine famry
>>64530235
>Second Team
>Tom Brady
You fucking cuck
>>64530266
Yep. Gronk's better in every way except longevity. Deal with it.
>>64530235
Montana over Brady?
Fuck off
bold predictions of this offseason
>Mike Smith will be the next head coach of the Titans
>Chuck Pagano gets canned, becomes the next Dolphins coach
>Forte will sign with the Cowboys, Jerry makes some retarded Super Bowl prediction
>Chiefs defense will be dismantled this offseason, while the Raiders pluck away Eric Berry
>Fitzmagic finds his home for good in NY, signs a multi-year deal with the Jets
>Bruce Irvin leaves for Atlanta on a 3 year deal (where he does fucking nothing)
>>64530284
you and your autistic cuckoldry need to go
>>64530269
maybe a little
>>64530277
i would have no sides left to go with my meal of pure unadulterated laughter
>>64530280
>>64530284
>>64530292
>omg pats fan DOESN'T think brady is da GOAT what a faggot!!!
that's all of you right now. I will think about it, though.
>>64530277
>>64530307
No fuck off its more that Brady literally is and your fucking opinion doesnt matter
Fucking bandwagon I swear
>>64530299
One of the Paganos or Jim Haslett will be the iggles DC
>>64530277
please god let this happen
>>64530299
>Chuck Pagano gets canned, becomes the next Dolphins coach
Don't see it, dolphins aren't hiring a guy Bill backhands with ease. McCoy from SD makes sense.
Also AHEM.
>>64530280
We're most definitely not fine and you're dumb for thinking so
We're down to what our 5th string tackle? We're starting two rookies on the interior who look clueless. Lafell has gone back to his Carolina days and Amendola can't decide whether he wants to play or not. Meanwhile Edelman is dead and Gronk is getting triple covered. And don't get me started on the defense.
This team is anything but fine.
>>64530305
S-stop it...
>>64530307
It's okay man. You don't have to do this. Just put Brady where he belongs and everything will be just fine.
>>64530327
>bandwagon
sweet meem, brosephson.
fresh OC made in far too much time at 2 am
dean pees looking at the ravens like
Raiders should take Weddle if the Chargers cut him.
>>64530372
No thanks
Beedrill!!!!
>>64530341
Stop overthinking mayo gosh. Fap or something idk relax dude
>>64530307
Shut up faggot theres nothing to think about change it :\
>>64530347
Kek'd
>>64530379
Why not? With Woodson leaving they need a S.
Who'd you rather get?
>>64530341
sorry that was mean of me
i apologize
>>64530347
kek
pretty high quality stuff m8
>>64530380
you confuse me
>>64530347
pretty good m80
>>64530383
Fuck you man
The patriots are shit right now.
These past couple weeks we haven't looked like a playoff team aside from Houston.
>>64530396
a much younger safety
>>64530396
Preferably not Divisional Rival legend
>>64530401
> His team didnt claim brandon kukuna on waivers
>>64530405
Meditate
Deflect on life
Calm the mind
Eye of tge storm
Im. Very tiredm.
>>64530401
Post a banana in ur bootyhole if you're really sorry
>>64530424
Haru
Take a step back and look at the team.
Do you really think, as is, it can win the Super Bowl? Even with Edelman?
>>64526879
Every fanbase does that. Everyone understands that, and most respect it.
Every fanbase DOESN'T cheer when an opponent gets hurt, or throw ice at Santa.
>>64530386
>>64530401
>>64530402
much appreciated
now to lose to the bagels for dat dere draft pick
>>64530406
They have a ton of youngsters around the field, some experience wouldn't be bad at all. He probably still has a couple of years of good football on him.
>>64530413
I know what you mean, but I don't see a ton of FA quality S around. Would Berry hit the market? Not sure, and he'd come from a divisional rival too.
>>64530437
Make the superbowl yeah if guys rest
>>64530437
well i'm not THAT sorry
i'll balance one on there if i can find one
>>64530463
but if you don't beat the bungles the colts can't make the playoffs!
>>64530473
I never saw Weddle as a good safety anyway
if anything they should draft a safety in the second round and build from there
>>64530055
>implying you could effectively use 3 edge rushers
>implying Barrett isn't a much, much, much better value for a 3rd edge rusher than Dumervil
>implying Dumervil and Elway didn't reach an agreement that got mishandled by Dumervil and his agent at the last second
>implying Ware would've been signed if Dumervil was still there
>implying Denver doesn't need to improve their O-Line and tight end way before halfback
>implying Von Miller won't step in and eat up a huge amount of the cap space Manning's departure will free up
>>64530473
I'd try and bring T.J. McDonald or Kemal Ishmael in
>>64530506
We cant meme on the NFL that hard, the ravens COULD spoil another teams playoff run but the draft position is already compromised
Besides, who cares about the bengals enough to break their spirit before their body
>>64530413
Most teams prefer to sign divisional rivals for the fact that they know the opponents playbooks. Most likely Raiders and Chiefs will sign either Weddle or Berry.
>>64530518
Dumervil an overated niggger anyways
Broncos 7 is stacked. Shane Ray looks gud.
>>64530235
>Glasskowski
Might as well just move Gonzalez to 1st string.
>>64530537
>Weddle
Dudes lost the spring in his step 3 seasons ago. SD is riggt to dump him with Verrett being good.
>>64530539
Barrett and Ray would be starters on most teams. So would Jackson or Wolfe.
Chris Harris is overrated, so is Ward
We could be going 9-7 into the playoffs and I still wouldn't lose hope
>we
>>64530486
No
>>64530506
Real nigga
>>64530567
CHJ has one off game and is overrated? kek
>minny str8 2 playoffs
the ZIM-ZAM profecy came true
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/free-agents/safety/
Nelson and Richardson seem probable, thurmond could be a gem, but there is a lotta unknowns here
>>64525189
ELITE
L
I
T
E
>>64530541
>lol
>being this wrong
>>64530615
Flacco will never be elite, nor will Mallett
>>64530532
I think the Falcons are cutting William Moore and signing Ishmael for the cap savings. Ishmael is honestly a little more reliable anyways.
>>64530473
>Would Berry hit the market? Not sure,
The Chiefs have Hali, Derrick Johnson, Eric Berry, and Sean Smith all hitting free agency.
Hali gets the franchise tag I think because his talent is very hard to find, and he with Houston make this defense what it is.
Eric Berry will want top dollar, and they may not be able to give it to him.
>>64530615
>still mad over just a game
get the fuck over it faggot jesus christ
>>64530578
>>64530578
9-7 is embarrassing
>>64525189
very
>>64530630
Nah
>>64530600
Yes
>>64530644
yeah flacco won't ever be elite
>>64530630
Flacco's already proven m8.
>>64530661
yeah proven to be shit
>>64530534
fair enough, i prefer the texans anyway
>>64530600
i'll go look for one after i finish this list
>>64530644
good booty
>>64530662
not as good
>>64530658
tell me what its like to be a faggot
>>64530662
>that tattoo
>>64530269
>Do you enjoy bullying me? Kicking me when I'm down?
That's the best part about you tho senpai
>>64530680
>>64530671
the ass was soooooo fat tho
niggers just need to accept the next coming of christ its that easy
>>64530662
Typi al flabby camwhore body
Into the trash it goes
>>64530690
Ball ass
>>64530691
>cant wait for all the triggered fags to respond
>>64530662
>tfw trying no fap for 2016
stop
>>64530671
I dont know what it is but white wimmens are fucking amazing and ive wanted one for what feels like months
that one however was busted
>>64530643
For u
>>64530690
Fat in an overweight, cottage cheese ass way
>>64530662
fucking reported
>>64530634
>>64530717
>>64530701
>>64530702
low test detected
>>64530708
you have 3 days
>>64530644
>some guy actually did this
fucking kill me
>>64530555
Trips confirm
Then who will take him? Safety is a very undervalued position because there's a bunch of stinkers out there
>>64530655
Either the Chiefs or someone with a good d line (Broncos, Bengals, Jets) can and probably will knock us out
>>64530671
Make sure it's firmly lodged in the anus
>>64530683
Bully me
I love it
>>64530708
Fuckin kek
>>64530718
>still mad
>confirmed
>>64530690
too cottage cheesy for my taste
>>64530708
that woman is not white m8
>>64530733
i don't want to get banned fampai, posting here is like 50% of what i do with my life
>maya already jumping ship
what a beta nerd
sean would never quit on the pats
>rip sean ;-;7
>>64530718
reported for reporting a report
first draft of the 1960-present GOAT defense
>>64530733
Stop stealing my 33s
Bengals cards sb50 mhm
>>64530721
Testorone is poison bud
>>64530733
>that flag
>this topic
go back to fucking baby seals you moose jockey. I can't wait until we build a wall across your shit country
>>64530718
How does it feel to miss the playoffs because your team sucks multiple cocks?
>all these tripfaggots
Fuck off. Makes sense most of you are idiotic Pats fans as well. Seriously go to the Pats subreddit if you want name recognition.
>>64530754
Nope, Jets Cards
wew finally done, took about 5 minutes longer than it needed to because i couldn't remember that the buccaneers existed
QB1: Dan Marino, Miami Dolphins
QB2: Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints
RB: Jim Brown, Cleveland Browns
RB: Barry Sanders, Detroit Lions
WR: Jerry Rice, San Francisco 49ers
WR: Marvin Harrison, Indianapolis Colts
WR: Andre Johnson, Houston Texans
WR: Steve Smith, Carolina Panthers
TE: Tony Gonzalez, Kansas City Chiefs
TE: Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots
OT: Tony Boselli, Jackonsville Jaguars
OG: Bruce Matthews, Tennessee Titans/Houston Oilers
C: Mike Webster, Pittsburgh Steelers
OG: Larry Allen, Dallas Cowboys
OT: Anthony Muñoz, Cincinnati Bengals
DE: Bruce Smith, Buffalo Bills
DT: Alan Page, Minnesota Vikings
DT: Cortez Kennedy, Seattle Seahawks
DE: Deacon Jones, Los Angeles/St. Louis Rams
LB: Junior Seau, San Diego Chargers
LB: Ray Lewis, Baltimore Ravens
LB: Ray Nitschke, Green Bay Packers
LB: Lawrence Taylor, New York Giants
CB: Deion Sanders, Atlanta Falcons
CB: Darrelle Revis, New York Jets
CB: Champ Bailey, Denver Broncos
CB: Aeneas Williams, Arizona Cardinals
S: Brian Dawkins, Philadelphia Eagles
S: John Lynch, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
K: Mark Moseley, Washington Redskins
P: Ray Guy, Oakland Raiders
RS: Devin Hester, Chicago Bears
>>64530743
Give me your number
Just text the picture to me privately ;)
>>64530750
>no Ed reed
Yo what's your address
We'll meet up and fight
>>64530754
At least you know we won't be in it
>>64530766
>somad
its only a game chill out lmfao
>>64530662
You have to ruin everything, don't you?
>>64530750
>Seau
>Palupoolu
Nigga did u just
>>64530741
get a load of this fag, oh wait your mom already got a load of Flac's sack
>>64530743
This one is
>>64530662
name?
>>64526389
Let's dance cheifnigger
>>64530769
Wrong
>>64530770
Wtf is th s shit
>>64530778
>confirmedmad
>still being a faggot
Yup sounds like a text book Ravens fan, nothing to see here folks
>>64530770
Jim Brown was a fullback you anal astronaut. Stopped reading right there, kill yourself Philly faggot
>>64530787
Fuuuug
>>64528661
Who "get the Colts in" broship here?
>>64530797
>>64530787
That's an ass to go gay for
>>64530770
lel nice list, fuccboi
>>64530798
I was your mom's anal astronaut last night m8
>>64530277
>you know remember the chiefs choking away a 28 point lead against the Clots
>>64530824
>confirmed
>still confirming
>>64530838
Fucking rekt >>64530798
>>64530847
>still shitposting about the GOAT sports city in the USA of America
http://strawpoll.me/6392140
>New England Patriots
>Being so cucked that you name your team after a foreign country
>Winning less than half of your superb owls
>>64530798
when fullbacks had a similar role to the modern day halfback in the running game. Calm your autism
>>64530857
>somad
>stillconfirmingit
>lol
>>64530863
Oh look, a butt mad patriots "fan"...
>>64530796
made an all time super team with one player from every team
>>64530798
>fullback isn't a type of running back
>being THIS autistic
i'm embarrassed for you man
>>64530771
as close as u gonna get ;(
how do we only have one banana in the entire house is the real question here
>>64530857
>mfw the wizards move back to Baltimore and go back to being the Bullets
>>64530877
I full backed your dad you faggot
>>64530891
the absolute madman kek
>>64530891
Insert banana
>>64528661
I'd be shocked if they can even beat the titans with their 4th string QB. Of course it is the titans, so Pat McAfee would probably have a shot at beating them.
>>64530890
Fuck what was this game again? saw it on /v/ first
RAVENS
>>64530891
Please
I'm so close
Put in in
I'm begging you
>>64530876
>New England
>foreign country
>win 4 out of 8 Super Bowls
>4/8 = 1/2
>1/2 < 1/2
you aren't even trying anymore. how embarrassing.
>>64530911
R types
>>64530914
>not in the playoffs
>because they're horrible
>>64530876
also the pats have won exactly half their owls, soooo
>>64530903
>>64530915
too late i ate it :/
>>64530925
>won
Debatable
>>64530920
>tfw you are such a shit state that George Washington ignores your troops during America's most important war
>tfw Maryland troops were George Washington's most reliable troops
>Still replying to DPBH
Poor form
>>64530925
Why must you tease me
Sexy Bitch
>>64530933
>yusomad
http://strawpoll.me/6392173
http://strawpoll.me/6392173
http://strawpoll.me/6392173
>>64530914
>my face when "people" thought the steelers were going to the playoffs
>mfw they couldnt Pallet the Mallett with the 24th ranked Defense
>mfw stoolers miss playoffs because of the Ravens
its a good day to be a raven
>>64530925
>His team lost an owl
>>64530876
I hate patniggers as much as the next guy but most things in America are named after something in Europe or after Native Americans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Baltimore
>>64530939
>not going to Boston and shove a banana in p12 ass
baka desu senpai
Ayyy. Would you support the butte pirates?
>>64530891
this is going to be the fantasy loser trophy for Autism Arena from now on thx
>>64530947
>Trips voting for themselves
>Not voting for all trips are cancer
This board is a fucking disaster
>>64530952
>ratbirds arent even in the playoffs
>lolololololololool
>>64530921
nah senpai it was a sex game
>>64530958
The freeburg midgets is also a pretty good choice.
>>64530957
He lives in Hawaii
>>64530933
ok debate me then
>>64530939
i would have take an in-progress shot but i kinda just shoved the whole thing in my mouth
no slow insertion or anything
>>64530952
my team has lost all of their owls :(
>>64530963
ayyy
i'm so mad about that one week i lost by like a point though
shit was rigged
>>64530946
>Losing every owl you couldn't cheat in
>>64530964
i voted for mayo
>>64530964
I voted harbs
>>64530981
Oh. You also can't forget about the robstown cottonpickers.
I hear the redskins scout their talent out there quite a bit.
>>64530949
lel. remember that the stoolers drafted Alvin Dupree in the first round and the Ravens drafted Zadarius Smith in round 4? Both went to Kentucky but only Zadarius Smith is good at football. Almost as bad as Shittsburgh drafting Ryan Shazier over CJ Mosley
>>64530983
There's always next time babe
>>64530987
I'm 100% sure you didn't
Ask me how I know
>>64530891
>you will never bust a nut in that ass
>>64530985
Post the one with Victor Cruz
>>64530983
>ok debate me then
They cheated to get to those owls and win them. Their wins should have been vacated, and the coach and ownership banned for life.
>>64530987
>>64530995
You're all cancer anyway
>>64531000
At least we can agree on one thing, Bud Dupree is shit at football and should've never been drafted in the first round.
>>64530985
>being this mad
just give up hunny
>>64530964
don't have an ass disaster now, bud. we're all here to support each other. and shitpost.
>>64530963
>>64530891
People in this thread seriously think this isn't a mans ass.
This is literally a mans ass.
>>64530947
Lol that time /sp/ voted between me and sean winning a fight was brutal
I won 300 something to 80
>>64525086
as a broncos fan, this post no longer gives me headaches
have fun against the surging raiders
>>64531007
>lol
>lol
>lol
>lol
>lol
Are you a nigger?
Because that is only what dirty little niggers think
>>64531012
>>64531028
>Can't even get revenge for 18-1
Maybe they should have deflated the footballs a little more.
>>64531011
Just like Vic Beasley
>>64531017
>implying that doesn't make it better
>>64531000
>still mad over a game
Why are you such a faggot, I really don't get it
http://strawpoll.me/6392209
http://strawpoll.me/6392209
http://strawpoll.me/6392209
>>64531035
>implying they didn't beat the gnats this seasons
>just give up
>>64531001
that banana was hella overripe btw, not a great experience
>>64531003
if you're ever in boston and you see someone wearing eagles apparel with a nice butt, just go up to them and grab it, it's probably me
>>64531007
ehh i've heard better
>>64531038
at least beasley was a starter before the final 3 weeks of the season
>>64531000
This draft better fucking work
I wouldnt mind bosa as a first round pick and pick up some safeties later on
>>64531035
When was the last time your shit team did better than 18-1???
>>64531054
>Getting bailed out by the refs
I remember when people actually though the Pats were good
>>64531079
>Being proud of the biggest choke job in NFL history
Pats fans are worse than the Clots. Did you guys put up a 19-0 superbowl finalist banner?
>>64531091
>somad
>cryingaboutit
Lolololololollolololololololol
And there we have it
>>64531057
oh I definitely will
>>64531091
Its only a game man, no need to get so worked up lmfao. People like you really make my day lol.
>>64531102
>Losing to Eli in the owl
JUST
>>64531102
you're the only one acting mad here
is 18-1 your trigger?
who's the greatest post-merger kicker besides Vinatieri
>>64531045
ultimate surrender is the porn thing where they wrestle right? i based my vote off that assumption
>>64531073
i don't think bosa is gonna be there when you draft considering that you have 5 wins
you should really go for ramsey or hargreaves or maybe a WR if you somehow beat the bengals
there's always jeremy cash in the second round too
>>64531111
quads...confirm?
>>64531116
>18-1
>18-1 part 2
Whats the best 3am food? im hungry famadillos
>>64531132
cereal
>>64531111
>>64531125
Quads confirmed P12 gonna get rekt in Boston
>Patsfags defending 18-1
I don't have enough laughing girls in my folder for this
>>64531123
GOATowski
>>64531119
>lololol
sure bud what ever you say
>>64531123
Who the fuck you think
>>64531125
Yeah. The asian woman is good.
>>64531142
just kill yourself already
>>64531132
Patriots fan's tears
>>64531129
>wont comment on being mad
>pretends its ok
>>64531132
Patsfag tears
>>64531123
a k e r s
maybe seabass or vanderjagt can be considered also
>>64531132
honey roasted peanuts
>>64531140
i resigned myself to getting assaulted by someone from here long ago senpai
>>64531142
>implying ratbirds came even close to accomplishing history
>>64531125
Right now the ravens have the 8th pick and best case scenario the 6th pick but I doubt hell go that high
>>64531181
Unbelievable
Striptfag
>>64531170
So are the Ravens in the playoffs?
>>64531116
Love how patsfags start acting like everyone is super pissed off when they're really just normal /sp/ posts that are too complex for the idiots to understand
>>64529996
>you
>knowing shit about football
Select one
>>64531180
>>64531140
>tfw that ass was already assaulted by someone here
>>64531180
>assaulted
it's not assault if you like it
>>64531162
>>64531170
Far too much salt, not trying to kill my gains
>>64531180
nuts are disgusting, all forms, even testicles
>>64531138
will do, football in rectum and all that
>>64531210
>implying im a cheatriots fan
woooww get your shit straight retard
>>64531185
>>64531196
And what history did that Pats accomplish?
>>64531243
What is the best record that the Ravens have ever had?
>>64531242
you're right, I should have somehow magically known everything about you anon. Please tell me more about yourself
>>64531276
2-0 in the Superb Owl
>>64531288
>doesn't know what context clues are
>being this retarded
>>64531303
>doesn't answer the question
>>64531303
>doesn't answer the question
>typical
>>64531319
RAVENS HAVE NEVER LOST A CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is that so difficult to understand patsfag?
>>64531319
>>64531333
samefag
>>64531346
>implying im a cheatersfan
>still wont answer the question
>>64531361
ur rite my thing wus laggin dats y i did it
>>64531319
>>64531333
>>64531363
>Pats fans
Literally cancer
18-1 :^)
>>64531373
>?????
>stoolers fan
????????????
Typical shitbirds fans lololololol total retards
>not living in the GOAT sports city in the USA of A
>not seeing the GOATS John Unitas, Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, Terrell Suggs, Joe Flacco, John Ogden etc etc
