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NE:Report: Vollmer expected back for playoffs
JAC:Jaguars announce Bradley will return for 2016
CIN:Bengals' website: A.J. McCarron is day to day
CAR:Werder: Stewart could practice Wednesday
IND:Andrew Luck still not medically cleared
NO:Brees believes he and Payton will be back
DEN:Kubiak confirms Osweiler will start Week 17
CIN:Report: Dalton unlikely to play in WC round
CIN:A.J. McCarron (left wrist) headed for MRI
DEN:Broncos erase 14-point deficit, down Bengals
CLE:Again? Manziel caught partying Christmas Eve
SEA:Carroll: Lynch has chance to return Week 17
Chiefs
>>64540078
Gaytriots
>NO:Brees believes he and Payton will be back
why.jpg
Lol
>Patriots
>anime
Sneak's Official Post Week 16 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Cardinals (+1)
2. Panthers (-1)
3. Chiefs (+2)
4. Patriots (-1)
5. Broncos (+2)
6. Seahawks (-2)
7. Jets (+3)
8. Vikings (+3)
9. Bengals (-1)
10. Redskins (+2)
11. Texans (+2)
12. Steelers (-6)
13. Packers (-4)
14. Falcons (+5)
15. Bills
16. Raiders
17. Rams
18. Colts
19. Giants (-5)
20. Lions (+2)
21. Saints (+2)
22. Bears (+5)
23. Bucs (-3)
24. Eagles (-3)
25. Ravens (+5)
26. Jaguars (-2)
27. Chargers (-2)
28. Dolphins (-2)
29. Browns (-1)
30. 49ers (-1)
31. Cowboys
32. Titans
>>64540078
Based Carr will lead the Raiders to the #1 seed next season, the Raiders will make a Panther-like jump next season
Is Peyton still the GOAT after the HGH allegations?
>>64540189
>Packers that high
Fuck off
>>64540189
I still can't believe you actually have the Chiefs 3rd.
Fucking kill yourself Sneak.
>>64540189
>Dolphins below Ravens and Chargers
It's really come to this, hasn't it? There isn't much redeemable about the team at this point
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this bitch. who /playoffbound/ nigga?
hype as fuck, CHIEFS ARE ABOUT TO SCHOOL ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPER BOWL
WATCH OUT FOR THE BLOW OUTS NIGGA.
nth for Gnats missing the playoffs on their 4 year cycle
>>64540190
>mfw
TYBC
>>64540268
The only thing redeemable about the dolphins is where will their FA land
>Miller to Pats
>>64540271
>that girl below looking at him pitifully
>>64540271
say she wanna drink do drugs have sex tonight
I got ravens in da mornin'
Ravens bros
what should be next on my OC backlog
>>64540296
I don't see how it's a cycle when it only happened once.
Because the first one happened and started the supposed cycle and the second one completed the "cycle" 4 years later.
That's only one occurrence.
Not really much of a cycle so much as 2 things that happened.
>>64540338
LOL JK WE JUST GOT MOVED TO PRIME TIME
>>64540323
>Tfw Miller leaves, Ajayi becomes the feature back without a feature load, and then leaves once his rookie contract is up
>>64540434
Afternoon games aren't primetime
>>64540434
>your team
>your projected cap casualties ( * = if they don't restructure)
>your FAfu
>your day 1 draftfu
>your day 2 draftfu
>your day 3 draftfu
>your favorite 2015 meme
iggles
Riley Cooper, Demeco Ryans, Brent Celek, Jason Peters*
Travis Benjamin
DeForrest Buckner
Carson Wentz
Karl Joseph
bonermoth
I'm finally back from christmas vacation espee
did you miss me
>>64540470
>christmas vacation
bitch you were hiding because your team was struggling
fuck outa here with that christmas vacation ass bullshit excuse nigga
>>64540457
More viewers than your game, m8.
>>64540434
Raiders win help the Broncos clinch AFC West
Raiders lose don't help the Broncos win AFC West
>>64540486
nah senpai I left on the 18th and just got back on Sunday
went to rural Nebraska/Colorado/Wyoming it was lit af
>>64540541
just in time to get cucked out of the division title
>>64540557
we'd have to lose to the Chargers
plus did you see the anal raping Khalil Mack put on us? I shudder to think what he'll do to you.
Da toxins win da owl
>>64540541
>went to rural Nebraska
Don't you live in rural NE?
>>64540584
Sounds good to me. Either you or the Jets.
>>64540605
Last year I moved back to the cities. Did live in rural for like ~5 years when I was a teacher but I got a different job this year not in education.
>>64540611
Da toxins bests the jests
Now that the season is coming to an end, which team's fanbase was the most delusional all season?
>>64540218
Chiefs barely sneaked past the browns, they should drop if anything
>>64540717
I hate u Rodger.
>>64540323
I don't think the Patriots can afford Lamar Miller Tbh
We won't have any cap space next year after extending most of our defense
>>64540740
Keep bitching and the raiders will be moved to London instead of LA
>>64540717
fuck off roger
>>64540708
iggles
>offseason shitposters talking about going to the playoffs
>defended chip for trading maclin and McCoy
>p12 compared maclin to megatron of all people
it was good for a laff
>>64540761
I hope you burn in hell with Pete Rozelle.
>>64540717
thankfully all other playoff teams never played a single bad game against a bad opponent
>>64540787
*cough *cough 15-12.
>>64540786
Think its time to ask the concussion protocol teams to be a little more lenient when it comes to Raiders players getting mashed
VIKINGS
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You're playing a children's card game and your opponent summons all of these guys. What do you do?
>>64540778
Pls no bully ;_;
They were stuck in their cycle
>>64540818
Summon the Forbidden One. You know what I'm referring to if I say: "eat fresh."
>>64540818
5 GET
>>64540708
>Bucs
Even remotely thinking about the playoffs is stupid
>>64540818
Call my wife's son for backup
RAIDERS
>>64540879
Hey Mexico.
>>64540708
Houston.
And they still made it
>>64540841
Well fucking summon it
>cards the best team in the league currently
what the fuck
>>64540890
What would you do if the Jags dropped 50 on the Texans like they did on the Clots?
>>64540708
raidniggers when they were like 4-3
>>64540907
It's on my now dead laptop.
>>64540919
Talk shit to chefs fans because they can only put 17 on da browns
>>64540190
>Raiders beat Patriots with refball from obscure rule to win the owl
>>64540951
Tuck Rule II: Electric Boogaloo
who is in the mood for some hat tipping yo
>>64540945
that shit is all on andy reid playcalling. if the game is close the whole way the chiefs usually have a much easier time scoring than when they play 3 quarters of prevent offense. its painful to watch and for our sake i hope we dont get any big leads in the playoffs
>>64540916
Not for long, baby.
>>64540977
Reid is wasting based smeth
>>64540190
wew lad, calm down. The schedule is OK but I wouldn't go as far as to say something like that.
A good FA and godly Draft (as the last 2) could make us a scary team, but I don't think that scary
>>64540983
Reid wasted McNabb and now he wastes Smeth.
>>64540951
>raiders patriots owl
>raiders fans are actually this stupid
>>64540996
Typical Andy
>>64540983
>career year in passing yds and TD in 2013
>career year in passing yds and rushing yds in 2015
maybe he would scratch close to 30TD 4k yards in a more pass heavy offense with nice weapons to work with but tbqh the chiefs style offense fits him almost perfectly
>>64541011
I once saw the man eat three racks of ribs.
>>64540996
Smith Traded by harbaugh after harbaugh thought kap was better but reid thought smith could get them to the playoffs. How did mcnabb do without andy wasting him?
>>64541009
>you don't have to play anyone to get to the owl
Look I know Goodell basically hands everything to the Pats but you do realize that playoff games exist right?
>>64540978
Seattle is gonna be one and done in playoffs after they lose next week m8
/sp/, is it happening?
>>64541037
I mean we all saw how reid wasted feeley, vick, and kolb
Ken Stabler was and always will be my nigga.
>>64541047
>Romo,Goff,RG3 battling to start next off season on Hard Knocks
>mfw they show RG3 wife
>>64541070
>implying you ever watched him play
Fuck off raider hipster.
who/highasfuck/here?
>>64541126
Ayyyy
>mfw there will be two teams with 14 game winning streaks this year
>>64540467
>your team
Falcons
>your projected cap casualties ( * = if they don't restructure)
William Moore*, Justin Durant, Levine Toilolo
>your FAfu
Alex Mack
>your day 1 draftfu
Myles Jack
>your day 2 draftfu
Jeremy Cash
>your day 3 draftfu
Jake Butt
>your favorite 2015 meme
my wife's son's dad
>>64541126
>>64541126
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>64541213
Jake Butt is staying in school another year m8
>>64541213
>tfw have to come to terms with likely loss of Mack
>tfw Cam Erving will probably continue to suck at center
>>64540430
nothing is just "2 things that happened" on /nfl/
>>64540717
kill yourself, Roger
>>64541244
fugg did he announce it?
>>64540951
>two AFC teams in the Owl
nigga what are you smoking
What did he mean?
>>64541277
Only after I kill your career bby
>>64540467
>Jasg
>implying
>Vernon
>Ramsey
>Nassib
>Seau (the not dead one)
>memes? it's CURRENT YEAR
>>64541307
>my career
you're going to seek me out and ruin my current "career" as a pizza cook? don't you have some scandal to botch the league's handling of?
>>64541300
I dont understand why you pats fags dont get it
they would play in the playoffs and go to owl and win because of a tuck rule game 2.0
>>64541306
GET THAT JUICE
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>No HGH edition yet
>>64540189
>draft kings
reported to the local authorities
>the panthers started 14-0 and may not even get homefield advantage
absolute kek
>>64541335
>Raiders beat Patriots with refball from obscure rule to win the owl
I dont understand why you dont get it
that statement implies the Raiders beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, which is impossible.
AFC Playoff Quarterbacks
> Brady
> Smith
> Fitzpatrick
> Weeden
> McCarron
> Osweiler
>>64541423
>combined 1-2 in playoffs outside of brady
>all three of those from smeth
>>64541423
You got a problem with backup QBs, bub?
>>64541423
Brady really brings the group down
>Eagles have released Chip Kelly
>>64541456
>his quarterback has 0 playoff wins
>tfw team's moving in the right direction
Fucking finally, our rookies are actually good for once
>>64541490
El Oh El.
What really anally frustrates me is that the Vikings are super mentally weak. They get psyched out so easily by any team that is considered above average.
Its probably because they are young but it is frustrating as hell. They have a lot of young talent with solid coaching but they consistently get overhyped and fuck up bad.
Almost any Packers game is an example of this. Every single time they drop their spaghetti and commit penalty after penalty, or they just do super uncharacteristic things like tripping on a big play.
So dumb. Also happened first game of the year against the 49ers because they were smelling their own farts and everyone was trying to make the big play without doing their job.
>>64541456
yo SHUT UP KRABS
>>64541423
Weedman is elite
jared goff is an elite prospect and the next aaron rodgers, cap it
>>64541513
It's coaching tbqh. The bungles used to choke all the time in big games and Zimmer was their DC
We now live in a post Chip Kelly world. The meme is dead.
>>64541490
OMG WHAT IS LURIE THINKING? IS THIS GOOD? WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE SENPAI? DESU
>>64541551
Looks like a tool tho
THE MADMAN IS GONE
THR RIDE IS OVER
CIRCILE JERK ITT IGGLES BROS
MFW TITS OR NANNERS WILL SIGN HIM
POST QTS TO CELEBRATE
MFW EAGLES WIN THE EAST NEXT YEAR
>>64541552
They are still doing that bro. You watch last nights game?
>>64541554
You know who the QB is in Tennessee is. The meme is not over.
>>64541554
memes never die
they just modify themselves for further use and abuse
REV THOSE ORSON'S UP
>>64541551
Nice to know the Eagles is fine at the qb position
>>64540078
CHIP KELLY GOT CANNED! BTFO!!!
Chump Kekly fired
>>64541490
LEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMujEmFLiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMujEmFLiM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMujEmFLiMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMujEmFLiM
>>64541619
>iggles will be scray again and not a meme
>post Orson
Top kek
>>64541490
They damn well better lose the last game. The OL needs to be totally rebuilt.
EDP VIDEO WHEN
>>64541490
fucking liar
>checked
ahahaha what the fuck
>>64541490
come on Chip come down to Nashville and coach the Titans please.
EAGLES STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SEAN PAYTON
rip sweet prince
your memes will not be forgotten
CHIP KELLY FIRED LMAO
RIP
>>64541562
yeah a little
>>64541620
>draft goff
>hire adam gase
>hire john harbaugh as DC
>add o-line depth
>play jordan matthews on the outside
eagles 2017 super bowl champions
CHIP IS DED
>>64541666
You can keep him devil man
Johhny harbs is gonna come to rape the babbyfceast
>mfw Moore, cousins, and Manning lose two meme bye weeks
>>64541682
>hire adam gase
don't you fucking dare
>>64541642
>they lose in the WC next year
>Orson comes back with a vengeance
>>64541682
>yfw we draft Goff just to spite you
>post yfw the dream is over for Chip Kelly
Holy shit.
>>64541642
>iggles will be scray again and not a meme
>MEME KELLY
>IGGLES
the meme dream was all just a dream lel
JORDAN MATTHEWS WILL GET REPS OUTSIDE
MUH DICK
GET READY FOR RICE BLOOD
>Eagles fire another coach to scapegoat their season.
>Eagle fans are actually happy about this
I bet you fuckers where just as happy when they got rid of Andy Reid too. Enjoy being forever shit I guess.
>>64541772
>This man was the most recent coach to send the Iggles to the Owl.
I came here for chip Kelly btfo
Wasn't disappointed
>>64541776
>tfw they were happy the team didn't pay Reggie to stay
>>64541718
shh i've had my eyes on him for a while
he's a great HC candidate
>>64541725
>raiders
>drafting above the eagles
>with 7 wins
i don't think so tim
Cold hard fact: if chip had traded to draft mariota he would still be a HC
>>64541776
TOP FUCKING KEK
KELLY WOULD HAVE NEVER WON ANYTHING
NICE DAMAGE CONTROL
YOU WISH KELLYS RIDE WOULD HAVE NEVER ENDED
>>64541551
>jared goff is an elite prospect
No. He is a very good prospect. He's just below Lynch who also isn't an elite prospect.
>>64541772
Enjoy your loss due to bungled clock management.
>Patrick Chung @PatrickChung23 33s34 seconds ago
>Hhmm.
CHIP
KELLY
ABSOLUTELY
BLEEEEOWN
THE
FUCK
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AND CHUNG DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
>>64541776
This
>firing TWO good coaches because they had a single bad season each
They have no idea what they're doing
let's see dem orseon welles
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 3m3 minutes ago
>Ed Marynowitz - Chip’s personnel guy - also was fired.
LEL
>people think that making fun of the eagles for firing Chip is bad.
Didnt he gut the team?
I guess firing Chip was the right thing to do.
But it's not like firing Chip will unrape the team.
Oh well, the Eagles are going to suck for the foreseeable future and that's a good thing.
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN!
>tfw in the shower and missed 10 minutes of prime Chip memeposting
>>64541831
chung was awful in philly desu
why didn't they just get rid of his GM privileges? They weren't awful the previous season.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_Kelly
lel
>>64541871
>Chip stays
AHAHAHAHHA HE DESTROYED THE TEAM AHAHAH IGGLES SO STUPID
>Chip is fired
AHAHAHAHA HE HAS ONE BAD SEASON AND YOU FIRE HIM AHAHAHAH ANDY REID AHAHAHAHA
it's a no win scenario famalam
>>64541925
>it's a no win scenario
So is being an Eagles fan.
>>64541954
fitting then isn't it
>>64541891
>worst girl
>>64541822
>yfw raiders draft Goff and didn't have to trade up
>http://www.casewatch.org/doj/college/indictment.shtml
>THE DOCTOR THAT PEYTON WAS GIVEN HGH FROM
>INDICTED FOR ILLEGAL CHINESE HGH
HOLY SHIT
PEYPEY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
even if you hate Kelly you have to admit he was good with quarterbacks. Bradford back on Rasm status soon
>>64541584
>bunco'd first half topped off with bungled fg
>bungled second half topped off with bunco'd fg
>Buncos win by OT FG in Mile High
That was a great game desu, had to get piss drunk during the 2 minute warning to calm down.
>>64541836
>chips meme ass
>a good coach
Why doesnt your team hire him?
Well now they have a bunch of players that can't do shit
Rebuilding confirmed
>It only took one season for Chip Kelly's bag of tricks to turn into a bag of dicks
>>64541977
I thought chip kelly was a good football mind, he just had a terrible relationship with his players
>>64541964
Why would the Raiders even consider Goff
>https://twitter.com/thEMANacho/status/681995566402813952
DAMN
>Chip Kelly BTFO
>Peyton Manning BTFO
Today's been a good day
>>64542001
He treats his players as commodities.
So the NCAA is perfect for him, not the NFL.
>>64541984
Why would they? My team's coach has a ring
>>64541836
andy had two bad seasons in a row, both sides needed a change
>>64542005
Just to piss off a single tripfag on a Laotian finger paint forum.
and now Weeden is talking trash about Jerry Jones
As a >browns fan, this is hardcore trolling.
The teams we get to face next year are:
>iggles
>cowboys with either no qb or broken romo
>gnats
>clots
>toxins with no qb
>titans
>jasg
Thank god da burrs have at least 7 free wins next year
>>64542001
Chip had some ideas but they didn't really work at the NFL level after teams knew what he wanted to do.
Chip is a great college coach who doesn't really understand the NFL game, it's why he's so crappy with his players and why his scheme fizzled after a great first season.
He needs to coach a bunch of boys against lesser competition, he's not fit for the NFL.
>muh offensive genius
>>64541962
stfu nerd snek had some amazing development and one of the more entertaining arcs
not best but still a good girl like all monogataris desu
>>64542026
peypey did nothing wrong
>>64542005
To bully police
>>64542038
this, he still has the college mindset of plug n play
it works in college because at most you have players for 4 years, so you have to value system above all else, but that doesn't work in the NFL
personnel matters above all else in the NFL; even the best systems need at least good players to execute it
>>64541984
he doesn't think chip is a good coach, he's just meming like everyone else here
>>64542061
You lost to this season's 49ers.
You can't really call any game a sure win.
So is chip gonna go back to Oregon?
>>64542061
>implying jags wont be good next year
>>64541851
>need more ideas
>>64542054
oh baby
>>64542072
he dindu nuffin, he a good boy
>>64541977
>Trades for a guy with exploding knees who can't throw a deep ball
>good
>the 76ers coach is the longest tenured coach in professional philly sports
What meme coach replaces Chip?
I hear Steve Spurrier is available.
>>64542103
Doesn't that look bad for Oregon?
Anyway, Chip's going back to college if he's smart.
In the NFL he'll just be embarrassed again.
But he seems like the kind of guy who would be arrogant enough to try it again.
>>64540135
Let them.
We need D coaching overhaul tho.
We dont need a whole QB/HC hence entire coaching personnel overhaul. Let Breesy lead the O, and Payton continue to build the rejuvenation or overhaul of the team for the younger. One or two drafts from now, and a decend D scheme and we are a playoff team again.
By then i am hoping GG18 will be a decent QB.
>>64542096
Agreed. But the reason we haven't been able to close up games is because we don't have the elite talent yet to do so. In fact, it's a miracle we've won 6 games with our banged up roster
>>64542106
I feel our team can shut down or at least contain their strengths at the moment, our corners have been pretty underrated (especially Fuller)
>>64542106
they still have bradley so that defense is going to be a dumpster fire
>>64542103
I bet he'll got to Tennessee for his fuckboy
>>64542141
a d a m g a s e
alternatively, jim harbaugh or sean payton
>watch the eagles hire Marinelli
First death on the field dude to batteries thrown
>>64541908
that was before he got rid of all our good players
>>64542096
So did the viqueens but look how far they've gotten with the hamburglar at the helm of their team
>>64540467
>Giants
>Victor Cruz*
>Eric Weddle
>Myles Jack or Jaylon Smith. Whoever we can get.
>Poo in Loo
>>64542061
>Bears
>Easy wins ever.
You must be new.
>>64542141
Josh McDaniels
>>64542193
C'mon, I haven't been able to shitpost in a while
Seriously though, the schedule looks pretty easy next year as long as the Cowboys and Giants don't get too much better
>>64542061
you'll probably lose most of those
>>64542177
I will internet slap you
Commissioner Opinions on Browns Offseason changes
If they fire Ray Farmer, they'll bring in Eliot Wolf from Green Bay as GM
I'd like to see Pettine possibly retained conditional on him replacing O'neil with a better DC, or the entire staff fired and replaced with Hue Jackson as HC and whoever he decides to hire.
>>64542167
>harbaugh
>leaving Michigan
Official statement
>>64542209
Oh yea. McD is going to be on a lot of lists this offseason.
>>64542167
Jim Harbaugh isn't going to Philthy.
>>64542146
nonsense, there's no reason we couldn't be back next year, considering this is a 6/7 win season with injuries and general terrible defense. they just need to make a few power moves.
>>64542141
Ken Whisenhunt
Welp the fix is fucking in. Chip headed to Tennessee to be with his boy Marcus. He is probably so happy to get the can in Philly.
Why didn't the Eagles at least try and trade Kelly?
>>64542167
Jim was just given eleventy billion dollars to be idolized as a God at Michigan, he aint going nowheres
Payton is a possibility though.
Eagles vastly more talented then NO, except at QB obviously.
>>64542261
>ken whisenhunt
You heard it here first. Eagles shortlist:
>Mike Shanahan
>Norv Turner
>Mike Martz
Shanahan gets the nod, but Turner ends up in Miami.
>>64542263
Because Chip is their GM?
Is he going to trade himself?
How many picks would he give up to do that?
>>64542261
>win first game of season by 30 points
>get blown out every other game
as is whisenhunt tradition
>yfw Chip becomes HC in Tennessee
>>64542238
>>64542252
meant john, but either way i wasn't really being serious
>>64542267
>mfw he brings brees with him
>>64542285
>mike martz
>>64542285
>Actually wanting Shanahan and his cancer in your franchise
>>64542287
That would have been the funniest shit ever tho
Would Chip have traded himself for a 1st round pick?
>>64542167
>Awoken from slumber, an enraged Jim Harbaugh goes to Philly and joins his brother to create an unholy alliance of "The Large But Mostly Forgettable Northeast City Bird Teams"
>should they will it, the Gods will give another Harbaugh Bowl come next year
Look into your hearts, you know it to be true
>>64542285
jeffery lurie isn't retarded
>>64542288
>start 4-0
>get BTFO every other game
>>64542325
is he a good owner?
>>64542325
If that were true, he wouldn't be firing one of his employees today.
>>64542310
>not photoshopped
>>64542292
I would totally welcome Chip, he'd have a good quarterback for once and there's no expectation to win immediately and he has a top 5 pick in the draft guaranteed. It makes too much sense for him to come here.
>>64542333
>tfw Klob is so concussed that he probably doesn't even remember this game happened
>>64542287
>Chip trades himself to the Titans for Mariota
>While everyone stands around confused
>Sam Bradford tries to steal the Lombardi Trophy
>Breaks his legs and arms going down the stairs
>>64542342
the word on the street is lurie spoke to him and tried to strip his power as GM and Chip didn't comply so he released him
>>64542394
>kolb isnt just drunk
>>64540467
Pats
Mayo
Jason McCourty
>draft
why bother? just some kids from Rutgers and some WRs or CBs that won't pan out
>>64542420
>word on the street
so the Eagles, knowing that if they were trash they were gonna fire Chip, let chip destroy their whole team this year?
going into next season would you rather have Blake Bortles or Andrew Luck as your QB?
>>64542469
Johnny Manziel
>>64542456
I really expected them to give it another year or two, this makes me think something happened behind the scenes that prompted this, especially before week 17
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>>64542394
i'm not sure kolb even remembers that he played football
>only one player from this image is still on the eagles
>may not be next year
pls stay for cheap brent
>>64542469
ryan fitzpatrick
>>64542456
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64542487
Didn't Peters come out and say something that sounded like he had given up on Chip? All it takes is one of your respected veterans to turn on Chip and the locker room could have been lost
>>64542379
I'm glad to be off the meme train
Enjoy trading delanie walker green Beckham and Brian orakpo
>>64542532
Chip constantly calling his players niggers while strolling the halls with a whip in hand probably didn't help.
>>64542249
PLZ LEAVE McD
>>64542532
the emmanuel acho tweet says it all
>>64542562
Savage af
Too bad he's not savage on the field
>@RapSheet: Among the things DeMarco Murray told owner Jeffrey Lurie weeks ago was that he had no confidence in Chip Kelly as head coach, I'm told.
Honestly though. If you were philly who would you go for?
Gase, austin. patricia my guesses.
I would hire patricia from the pats, austin second gase 3rd.
>>64542562
>emmanuel acho
>anyone caring what he thinks
dude fucking sucks
only made the team because all of our LBs died last year, and only stuck around this year for as long as he did because hicks died
The Eagles' sinking ship just got boarded by pirates, prolly an upgrade over sinking but where does it really put them?
>>64542552
As much as i like Delanie Walker, its not like we won very many games with him. 5 games in the past 2 years 12 in the past three.
>>64542645
It doesn't get them the quarterback they desperately need.
And it also doesn't fill any of the holes Chip created by being retarded.
They have a bare bones roster that I can't imagine any good coach wants to take over.
>Ian Rapoport
@michaeljhudson
>#Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul suffered three broken fingers on Monday after falling off a neighbor's "hoverboard", source says. Brutal.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>big belly
>sips jelly
>shit smelly
>>64542712
Just cut his hands off and be done with it.
>>64542712
Fake account bro
>>64542707
exactly, obviously big change will get people excited, but I'm not terribly optimistic here
>>64542707
>It doesn't get them the quarterback they desperately need.
no, losing next week will give us the draft spot we need for that
cutting chip isn't a miracle balm, but it stops him from fucking up our personnel any more
>>64542712
no way that's real
>>64542754
>no, losing next week will give us the draft spot we need for that
Outside the top 10?
Unlikely.
>>64542754
we beat the dolphins week 17 and ended up with Leonard Williams
draft position is overrated
>>64542849
How is Leonard, anyway?
>>64542819
They can draft as high as 8 if they lose tomorrow
Chip Kelly to the saints?
>>64540078
>anime edition
hidden
>>64542819
we can get inside the top 10 with a loss, 7 is the ceiling rn i think
>>64542849
>comparing the 6th spot to the 14th
really krabs
also i don't think either of the passers that would be worth a first rounder are going to last past the top 10
>>64542870
he'd be rookie of the year in a year without gurley or winston
>>64542870
DRoTY desu
>Howie Roseman expected to return to running Eagles' personnel department
At least they might stop the bleeding
>>64542881
Only if Tom Benson really has gone senile.
>chip to the cowboys
Imagine
>>64541666
>666
I hope he comes to Philly but there are more interesting positions like Miami and the Indy
>>64542876
They can draft 7 if they tie with Baltimore with record and Strength of Schedule. The next tie breaker is a coin toss at the combine. Winner picks 7, loser picks 8.
>>64542955
as an eagles fan, I hope this happens
I believe Chip Kelly is going to the Chargers.
>>64542955
>romo
>dez
>chip
>jerruh Jones
All the fucking memes
the bigger question is what the iggles are going to do at qb
Sanchez is fine as a backup but they obviously need to address in the draft or FA
>>64542986
Fuck no.
>>64542970
Really? Who do you take at 7? I've payed zero attention to CFB this year
>>64542998
Draft someone like Paxton Lynch or someone. Maybe poach Fitzpatrick.
I kind of want to see Fletcher Cox in a 4-3
>>64540078
Jets making playoffs edition.
>>64542955
dez bryant released for gang connections
>>64542970
who would you want most at head coach, one of gase/mcdaniels/payton? someone else?
>>64542998
goff/lynch
>inb4 retards thinking we're trading for kaep or memeziel now that chips is gone
>>64543016
offensive line or QB
>he goes to the bills and trades lesean McCoy again
>my dick when traded back to the eagles for Riley Cooper
>>64542970
Are you the tripfag who couldn't stop sucking Chip Kelly's dick?
Looks like it was all for nothing.
Delusional faggot.
>>64543052
>goff/lynch
They could both be gone by 7.
>>64543052
would be an easier decision if we had a 2nd round pick :(
Wait. Guys.
We're thinking too small on Belichick's reign of terror.
This guy is a man with a plan, he isn't just some shitty ruler he has dominated the league for over a decade. He just isn't going to do this until he retires. He's a ruler, he knows his time is coming to an end soon enough. He has to name a successor.
I think, he's been preparing Tom Brady since Brady's career has began to take over the reigns of the patriots. When Tom Brady retires he'll work for the patriots for awhile to test stuff out, and then eventually, he'll take the reigns of headcoach when Bill retires.
>>64540557
You get the surging raiders
we get the pathetic chargers
Enjoy your shitposting while you can fám
>Chip Kelly fired
>Ben Roethlisberger regressing
>Steelers BTFO by Ravens and knocked out of the playoff picture
Pennsylvania officially on suicide watch
>>64543016
Either some bust QB or OL
This is a weak year for QBs and the Eagles don't have a second roun pick, I think they should offer Bradford a contract similar do Kaepernick that makes it easier for the team to release him if he fails to deliver
Post your superbowl predictions boiiis.
>Jets vs Panthers
haters gon hate
>>64543058
>shady could just say he was only salty at philly because of chip
>comes back and forms a 3-headed monster with sproles and mathews
>they rush for 2000 yards combined
>>64543097
yeah that would blow
hopefully the cowboys don't draft a QB and the 49ers do some retarded jed york shit
>>64543102
CHIP STRIKES FROM THE GRAVE
yeah that really sucks, maybe we can trade murray and get back into the second
>>64543174
>mfw Jets lose and >we still get in
>>64543215
Bradford's not going to take that kind of deal.
No quarterback is going to take that kind of deal after what happened with Kaepernick.
>>64543267
Maybe if you do that contract for 150 million with 135 guaranteed.
>>64543253
>trade murray
I'd wait for the new coach to see if we'll an under-center team again. In that case I want Murray
>>64543263
then proceed to get BTFO by the first team they face. Pittsburgh is shit m8, the curse of Tim Teboq cannot be defeated
>yfw he was hoping for a Mariota trade to Eagles
>yfw he knew it wouldn't happen so he devises a plan to get fired so he can coach the Titans
>yfw he purposely destroyed this team from the inside to ensure his plan
>yfw he will most likely be able to go to the Titans with Mariota
He's an ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Hey Chip
Thanks for that 2nd round draft pick.
Enjoy your vacation.
>>64543304
i'd like to see if we can actually get some production for our money's worth, and with a real offensive scheme maybe he'll return to form, idk
if we want to go with that approach it would probably be best to go o-line in the first round then
>>64543413
>this meme has evolved from "mistaking something for something else" to "steve harvey is wrong about thing"
what a time to be alive
>>64543438
Guess we'll be continuing in this pseudo-rebuilding phase
>watching EDPs video
>wants to get Matt Patricia as HC
Seriously?
>hiring Belichick babbies
>>64543416
the rams suck DICK at drafting
they got a gorillion picks from the rg3 trade and still have one of the worst rosters in the league outside of their pass rush
>>64543416
>Rasm
>not drafting a bust with the pick
C...Caldwell isnt keeping his job.
R...right?
>>64543491
Good old EDP. Dumber than a box of rocks sucking cocks in socks.
OFFICIAL FRESH MEMES OF 2016 POWER RANKING
1. Chip Kelly is a good coach
>>64543474
unfortunately yeah
chip left us in a really bad state, and we deluded ourselves into thinking it wasn't as bad at it seemed because of how horrible the division was and because we didn't lose THAT many games
if we draft well next year, don't splurge in FA on overrated players, and get a good HC and DC, by 2017 we will be on the verge of being a good team again
>>64543491
>watching EDP for football knowledge
???? ????
>>64543513
Keep the Cooter Pooter Scooter.
>>64543521
>both McDaniels and Patricia get hired away this offseason
>need to find new meme OC/DC
>>64543253
>not 2000 each
>>64543536
Chip Kelly just pulled an Al Davis on your team, family.
>>64543521
more like meme of 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvIbSWB-n2M
lel
>>64543594
YO SHUT UP KRABS
>>64543538
Id like the Coot Destroyer to stay but I feel like Caldwell is gonna need to stay for that to happen.
>>64543547
>resign michael vick
>run the triple option
>each player rushes for 3000 yards each
>yfw
>>64543560
at least we didn't have to kill our cancerous GM to get rid of him ;^)
HOLY SHIT JUST HAD AN EARTHQUAKE WHO SOUTHERN CALI HERE?!?!?!
>>64543668
Damn...
You're still here...
My earthquake machine didn't do the job
>>64543668
Where you at in Socal?
sorry Jest. mebbe next year
MISSED THE HABBENING
KHIP "KOOL" KELLY GOT FIRED?
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
REMEMBER WHEN IGGLES FANS DEFENDED HIM FOR TRADING MCCOY?
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>64543694
>I.E. Brah
>Inland Empire
I am so shocked Kelly got fired.
What the fuck
>>64543494
Well that RB they recently drafted is pretty good.
>>64543750
>UK
>Not saying sacked instead
>>64543714
it's nice that every playoff spot isn't decided yet, it makes the last week exciting
>>64543717
remember when the ravens did better than the eagles this year?
>>64543773
rob havenstein is also really good for a rookie tackle
>>64540467
>Panthers
>Roman Harper, Joe Webb, Josh Norman (Jags and Raiders have more money to throw at him)
>Mohammed Sanu
>Jaylen Ramsey (delusion), Jeremy Cash (realistic)
>Corey Davis (if he goes pro)
>Shawn Oakmeme
>Chefposting
>>64543773
yeah who'll they run into the ground in 2 years
>>64543780
People say fired here too mate
I thought they would stick with le happy genius for another year
>>64543798
do you remember the last competent coach of the iggles to win an owl
>>64543858
is chip kelly the jose mourinho of the NFL? minus the big stage success of course
>>64543875
remember when the ravens were predicted to win their division and the super bowl in the offseason?
>>64543897
>is chip kelly the jose mourinho of the NFL? minus the big stage success of course
>generally a good coach
>has one bad season
>fired before the season is over
I guess so (minus the actual success)
>>64543897
by who? JFFM?
just take this L and we can be friends again
Broncos fans and others, let your voices be heard: http://www.strawpoll.me/6399682
>>64543798
Why must you jinx yourself police?
>ravens and eagles end up with same record
>ravens win 7th pick, eagles 8th
>ravens trade that pick to the saints
>yfw 49ers drafts Goff and Saints drafts Lynch
>yfw Eagles drafts d-line or lb
>>64543656
Mfw
>>64543717
Lel taking harbaugh
And there's nothing you niggers can do
Maybe riot
>>64543941
http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2015/09/06/super-bowl-50-prediction-ravens-packers-nfl
there are others too
and we were always friends fampai
>>64543978
all we can hope for is that jed york is actually retarded and not just pretending on the goff front
and ozzie newsome isn't gonna trade a juicy pick like that senpai, he's gonna draft ed reed 2.0 or some shit with it
it's rare that they draft this high, he'll make the most of it
>>64543817
Pretty sure Corey Davis is staying at WMU for his senior year. Trust me, as a Raiders fan I wanted him in the 3rd round too
>>64544022
you can have Jimmy, that nigga can win games for any team
>4-3 defense
>draft paxton
>send bradford to the cowgirls
looking bright
>>64544036
:^)
>the amount of NFL players for the eagles that are bashing Chip on twitter
holy lel they hated him
>>64543817
>Sanu
Completely forgot he was a FA this year. The WR class for FA's this year is actually pretty decent between Alshon, Sanu, and Travis Benjamin.
>>64544171
Send screen caps m8
>>64544150
Both harbaughs did 3-4 base d
Fak u mean
Bradford to cowgirls would be based
friendly reminder of the Ravens-Jets broship
Eagles fan here. I wish to die desu we're turning into the Browns.
@CKBB
What will your name be now friend?
>>64544232
I think he would like it there anyway
>>64544255
Chip Kellys Broken Balls
dubs confirms said decision
>>64544255
Chip Kelly's Castrated Balls
>>64543547
who is this cum chum?
With all the blacks coming out on twitter about chip will he get a bounty on his head on behalf of the nohgs like Zimmerman?
>>64544150
>tfw fletcher cox possibly in a 4-3 defense
he's gonna get 30 sacks, cap it
>>64544254
drama queen
we're gonna have some rebuilding to do, but we're not run by incompetent idiots (anymore) and our starting QB isn't johnny manziel
>@morteport:Source close to Chip Kelly says he is very intrigued with Johnny Manziel and would be very interested in #Browns HC job
>>64544499
>and our starting QB isn't johnny manziel
its like you want to be jinxed this offseason
>>64544499
Where do we go from here? Chip has gutted the team, there's no chance Bradford re-signs now and we don't have a 2nd round pick. Are there even any good coaching options right now that would fit our team?
Ease my mind here friend.
>>64544547
>it's real
holy shit
the memes would be off the charts
>>64544547
Chip interviewed with the Browns before only to drive up the price with Philly. I'd laugh if he actually came to Cleveland now
>>64544576
They're going to hire Sean McDermott and he's going to suck so hard that Juan Castillo will, once again, seem like a better option.
>>64544598
>morteport
fake account
>>64544547
If the Browns were to clean house, I would only consider Chip if he was as a headcoach only and not involved in the personnel department.
Eliot Wolf and Chip would make a good pairing I think
Revised Playoff Predictions
>AFC
1. Patriots
2. Broncos
3. Bengals
4. Texans
5. Chiefs
6. Steelers
>NFC
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Vikings
4. Redskins
5. Packers
6. Seahawks
>WC
Steelers > Bengals
Texans > Chiefs
Seahawks > Vikings
Packers > Redskins
>Divisional
Patriots > Steelers
Broncos > Texans
Seahawks > Panthers
Cardinals > Packers
>Conf. Champ
Patriots > Broncos
Cardinals > Seahawks
>SB
Patriots > Cardinals
>>64544569
that's some fine terrorist booty there friend
and it seems like we dodged the johnny bullet by booting chip, see >>64544547
>>64544576
adam gase, the bears OC, would do well here i think, same with sean payton or one of the belichick babbies
while chip made a mockery of our offense, we still have at least one quality rusher between the three backs we have, and jordan matthews playing outside of the slot should spell some more production for him
if we change the way we've been going about the defensive playcalling, maybe even change to a 4-3 and get with the times, we have enough talent in the front 7 to have a pretty good defense
the biggest thing to focus on for this offseason is resigning thurmond and curry or thornton, and making the right pick in the first round
if we have someone who isn't chip choosing the first-rounder, we have the possibility of drafting an immediate impact player, and possibly a cornerstone of the franchise
the 7th/8th spot is the best place we've picked in a while, and the last time we were in the top 10 we drafted the best lineman on our current roster
it's not smooth sailing from here on out, but it's not the end of the world
we just have to focus on rebuilding and accepting that next year is not a time to make a championship run, that tiny window has passed
>>64544666
well spotted, satan
i let the excitement cloud my reading ability
So, if the Bengals face the Chiefs in the playoffs, whose losing streak ends?
>>64544703
have a bad taylor swift shop instead
Bros, chick wants to go out again this weekend, 6/10 face, 10/10 tits
what do
>>64544772
Queefs, sadly
Guise, what if the firing was just to ensure the iggles don't have to be on Hard Knocks?
>>64544806
be a fuccboi and buy her dinner and take her home
unless you want to wife this female, fug her
I don't get it do we hate the baltiniggers or not?
>tfw pxton Lynch will be the next goat and a Philadelphia eagles
>tfw great white hope
>>64544772
chefs are owl bound
>>64544786
>>64544806
>3dpd
stop this meme you rancid swine!
>>64544806
if the date goes well tell her/lie to her that you're into s&m so you can blindfold her
>>64544806
tell her to come over your place and bring da movies
>>64544888
hey qt 3.14
>>64544888
3D is superior to your Chinese cartoons
>>64544786
wow her outfits would be really slutty if she had some curves
>>64544865
this anon is dead on
also we don't really care that much about baltimore, any dislike outside the division is peanuts compared to our actual rivalries
>>64544917
blockbuster and relax?
is he right?
>>64544994
>tfw you owe hollywood video like $70 but they've been out of business for 5 years
>>64544964
objectively and verifiable incorrect muhamed
3d humans are dirty conniving apes who will never provide happiness beyond what you delude yourself to.
while 2d is the personification of human desire and displays purity of character
2d>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3d
>>64544931
is decker still elite?
>>64544994
movies at your house = you're gonna fuck her 10 minutes into the movie, multiple times. everyone knows this apparently the weirdos in this thread
>>64540577
>Phillis Rivers
>Denver
>important game
TRAP GAME
R
A
P
G
A
M
E
>>64545103
>is decker still elite?
>>64545109
*except the weirdos in this thread
>>64545109
that's kinda what he implied
>>64545113
Considering the Chargers having nothing left to lose, it should be fun.
DID SOMEONE SAY EAGLES?
>>64545103
you know it (;
>>64545154
Jon Gruden is a Redskins man. Cousins already confirmed he is working with Jon during the off-season.
>>64545086
best day of like 5th grade for me was when the video store near me went out of business and sold everything
they rented games and i bought animal crossing, pokemon colosseum, and some racing game for like 10 dollars
>>64545103
not like he caught the game winning touchdown against the pats or anything
>>64545145
p much this, thx for having my back jamaica
>>64544697
I don't think the Packers can or will beat the Redskins.
>>64545198
Jon Gruden needs to be a Raiders man again IMHO.
>>64545233
Dubs confirm
>>64544697
>>64545233
neither are the texans capable of beating the Chiefs
>>64545156
why didn't the seahawks just do this in the super bowl
>>64545233
This, I expect Green Bay to get ruthlessly kek'd by Washington. Washington has just looked like the better team on both sides of the ball the past few weeks.
>>64544697
>steelers in the playoffs
give it up, the jets are going to the playoffs and shittsburgh isn't
OWG ALERT
>>>64544812
OWG ALERT
>>>64544812
ITS HAPPENING
>>>64544812
>>>64544812
>>>64544812
Dubs decide what team I play in Madden franchise mode
>>64545488
packers
>>64545488
Raiders.
>>64545233
I agree. Funny how that sentence would be shitposting a year or two ago
>>64545488
Tits
move them to canada
>>64545437
this one was pretty amazing desu
>>64545511
Got you senpai, time for based Carr
5 most elite tight ends in the NFL right now:
>Gronk
>Barnidge
>Eifert
>Kelce
>Olsen
>>64545488
eagles
if trips, run the franchise like Chip Kelly would
>>64545553
kek
>>64545575
>No Delanie Walker
>>64544240
sounds cool
Toxins vs. Redskins in the improbabowl
dubs confirm
>>64545575
>Gronk
>who cares
>who cares
>who cares
>who cares
>>64545575
>Name the player you hate the most in your division:
For me its Aqib Talib he is the biggest chimp in the NFL
>>64545623
Probably Terrell Suggs
>>64545595
this
>>64545623
Phillip Rivers
Cry babby loser
>>64545623
ryan tannehill
luckily he's doomed the dolphins to half a decade of nothing
>>64545612
This is why no one likes patsfags
>>64545623
probably dez bryant because he's a whiny bitch
>>64545672
why would you hate the biggest reason the dolphins are garbage?
>>64545695
the thing is, it's actually true.
Latavius Murray deserved a Pro Bowl nod over Marcel Reece, imho.
>>64540078
WHEN WILL THE NINERS EVER BE RELEVANT AGAIN????????
>>64545575
Jordan Reed is number one. Blocking is for stone hands. Any TE who didn't start off as a basketball player might as well be a lineman.
Glasskowski fakes injuries whenever he knows the pats are going to get btfo.
what are the chances in like a few years we find out the main character in "Concussion" is an asshole and made up a lot of things?
>>64545775
what are the chances in a few years people even remember this movie
>>64545623
Phillip Rivers or Alex Smith
>>64545146
Chargers also have no lineman left, nor receivers, nor dbs
however, Phillip will somehow find a way to fuck shit up
>>64545775
we already know that
>>64545837
All they have left is Rivers, really.
Heh, I was playing Madden earlier, and Te'o was put in at RT.
>>64545812
not a chance maybe we will remember how mad the nfl was.
it sad because it had potential to do a lot of bad things for the nfl but too bad hollywood took a hold of it
If he played in today's game, would he still be considered the GOAT linebacker?
>>64545538
It would have been shitposting up til week 5
>>64545886
He would be flagged at almost every snap, thanks to the No Fun League.
>>64540203
Peyton was never and will never be the GOAT
>>64545886
That depends, is cocaine tested for nowadays?
>>64545886
no because no one considers players playing right now to be the GOAT uniformly
>>64545886
he'd get flagged all the time
now if that isn't considered than yes he would be
LT was in-fucking-sane
If McCarren wins a playoff game does Dalton ever get the job back
>>64545960
Vinny?
SO
Fox News had Lou Holtz on to talk about Peyton Manning and the HG scandal
Here are some quotes...
>Fox News @FoxNews 8m8 minutes ago
>@ESPNDrLou: “I know the Manning family – they’ve never [had] a bit of scandal in their entire life.” #Hannity
>Fox News @FoxNews 6m6 minutes ago
>.@ESPNDrLou: “Peyton Manning has never changed his appearance. I had the same neck surgery…the doctor never recommended HGH to me.” #Hannity
>Fox News @FoxNews 2m2 minutes ago
>@ESPNDrLou on Peyton Manning:
>“How can you make an accusation against somebody who has done so much for so many people…without any proof?”
>>64545437
>chip stays on the team
LEL MEME OFFENSE MAD MAN MORE TRADES RIDE NEVER ENDS
>rid ends
LELE CHIP WAS GONNA WIN A SUPER BOWL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY FIRE CHIP KELLY?
>>64545724
you already know the answer.
you know what must be done.
>>64545999
I have no idea why everyone is so shocked at everyone defending Peyton
Brady, and the Pats, spent a career alienating the media and being a dick to non Patriots.
Manning, the whole family and Peyton, spent their careers coddling the media and getting all buddybuddy with them.
>>64545999
>>“How can you make an accusation against somebody who has done so much for so many people…without any proof?”
Where was this logic for Brady, ESPN?
>>64545964
>tfw no player in the NFL right now that is so dominant they have to create a new formation just because of him
>>64545623
Von Miller
Which is strange because I probably hate the Broncos the least between KC and SD, but they got some dirty africans on that D
>>64546047
>players coddle the media
trash
>You are now an NFL player on offense
>On defense are Lawrence Taylor, Jack Lambert, Ray Lewis, Dick Butkus, Ronnie Lott, John Lynch, Steve Atwater, Dick Lane, Jack Tatum, Mean Joe, and Deacon Jones among others
Who would you be most terrified to be hit by?
>>64546047
Not shocked but still very mad about it.
One of those things you knew would happen, but still bothers you.
And there's a lot more circumstantial evidence here than there ever was for Brady
The doctor has lied twice and was indicted for illegal chinese HGH for christ sake
>>64546109
Deacon Jones since the likelihood of him hitting me hard again would be increased with every headslap that concusses my offensive linemen
>>64546109
>among others
that's 11 players, senpai. but out of those, Ray Lewis, because I might get shot as well
>>64546171
>had serial killer on his team
>makes Ray Lewis jokes
>>64546109
Ronnie Lott because even if he got injured too he'd still go as far as cutting his finger off to come hit me again.
>>64545995
adam? i feel like there's never really been a consensus on the GOAT kicker in any era, because the great ones are pretty similar
it's more like how brady is inevitably compared to montana in a less favorable light, and how revis will be compared to deion in the same light, stuff like that
nostalgia is powerful
>>64546109
brian dawkins t b h
>>64545999
Why does everyone forget about Manning raping that chick in College?
>chip kelly intrigued with johnny football
HAHAHAHAHA
TOP KEK
>>64546227
DINDU
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>>64546109
Atwater. Dude was a head hunter and hit like a train.
Why does he still have a job?
>>64546276
he's Mike Brown's pet monkey
>>64546276
because cincy has a shitty owner
>>64546276
Because he's been drafting great lately. If he could only hit on a qb....
>>64546205
the number of Ravens who are/were criminals outnumber Aaron Hernandez by approximately 25 to 1. I feel comfortable making Ravens murder jokes.
>>64546222
>kickers
the problem is, they've become more and more accurate over time with the specialization of the position and better technology. And you can't compare guys who had to drop-kick FGs (and often played many positions) to current guys
Deciding on a GOAT kicker in each era is like deciding any other GOAT from his era, though, imo.
>Accuracy
>Clutch
>Distance
I'd weight them roughly 50%-30%-20%, respectively.
>>64546109
Inversely, which runningback would you most afraid to go head up in the hole with?
>Walter Payton
>Christian Okoye
>Earl Campbell
>Tony Forsett
>Jerome Bettis
>Larry Czonka
>Adrian Peterson
>>64546438
>wanting your coach to hit on a QB
I had no idea shitcinnati liked faggotry that much.
>post yfw you look at the Eagle's trophy case
>>64546465
Bus
>>64546465
jim brown or beaterson
>>64546500
dead horse, etc.
>>64546500
>>64546520
On the football field, not in the doorway of your house after a date with a Jewish waiter
>>64546465
Campbell
>>64546552
I'm sorry you have to keep hearing about how bad the Eagles are. Hey. Maybe next year will be there year.
HAHAHAHA CHIP KELLY
SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR CUTTING TEBOW
>>64546065
You forget that Brady's the league's and media's favorite punching bag, while Manning's the golden boy.
As for me, I don't believe much of anything being said about Manning. I'm no fan, but I'm not buying into an OMGNFLCONTROVERSY based around shaky evidence during the run-up to the postseason about one of the league's biggest names. Hell, even if he did get HGH, if he got it legally it would be a violation of his HIPAA rights, and it's worth noting that HGH was only banned by the league after 2011
>>64546453
Tom Brady did commit perjury
>>64542712
Does he even have three fingers left?
>>64540818
just believe in the heart of the cards, and friendship will see me through
