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If Evander is found guilty and Patty gets away with it how mad will the SJWs be?
>>64499982
LE CBJ STILL SUCKS EDITION
I cry
>will evander be suspended?
REMINDER
>Last time Canada lost their tournament opener was 1998, that's also the last time Finland won the World Juniors at home
>butthawks
>>64500111
>reminders
Werensky is a beast and a goal scoring machine and a great defense man
>>64500111
REMINDER
>Last time Sweden lost a game in the group stage was 9 years ago.
>Last time Canada lost a game in the group stage was 1 day ago
>>64500111
>>Last time Canada lost their tournament opener was 1998, that's also the last time Finland won the World Juniors at home, season 98-99 was also the last season the best team in hockey won the stan lee cup
Xth for Canes
Who can stop us?
>Canautists BTFO in their own sport and will be binned by Finland
>like 7 posts early
>>64500237
the first round
>>64500184
Ready to get memed on tomorrow?
>>64500197
Faulk is legit desu. GG Canesfag, hope you guys turn it around soon
>>64500237
>tfw the jackets will finally Stop them
>>64500279
I know you are, but what am I?
>>64500237
Flash floods and tornadoes
>>64500197
>tfw no Faulk or Hanifin Dman on Bruins
Why even live.
>>64500197
>Only 7 points out of the playoffs
Please git gud, I don't want Bombston, Shittsburgh, or Publixfags in the playoffs
>>64500372
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>64500352
Thanks for the elite blueline, fampai
Now to get some wingers who can score.
>>64500237
Anyone with a decent goaler
>>64500282
Yeah every time I catch a Canes game Faulk's a fucking beast
>>64500421
>That defense
>With Pulju on offense
Could be actually decent
>>64500495
So basically no one
how do I get a qt Finn bf?
>>64500601
>qt
>Finn
you don't
>>64499768
>solid 7
Edmonton is only a ten hour drive for me, you DTF?
>>64500508
I'm extremely biased, but I think Karlsson is the only defenseman who's been better than Faulk this year.
>The @DallasStars just finished a five-game stretch against MTL, MIN, CHI, and STL twice. They went 4-0-1, outscoring their opponents 21-7.
it can't be stopped
>>64500653
God damn you are fucking lonely aren't you
>>64500677
all of those teams are shit though, why is that impressive?
>>64500672
You think wild bill is a good defenseman?
>>64500677
>MTL
>MIN
>CHI (got shut out by the canes lel)
m8
>>64500712
Sorry erika who is a complete pussy
>>64500688
Yes, but it was a joke
Lighten up rapist dubs man
>>64500705
>Booty blast 4 playoff teams
>People still doubting the memes
>>64500726
>Shut out
Seabrook stole the shutout at the last second, senpai.
>>64500770
>Seabrook stole the shutout at the last second, senpai.
>>64500677
he's so fucking hot.
>>64500770
Blues are the only decent team on that list. Montreal won't even make the playoffs.
they're on our way back right?
Evader dindu nuffin
>>64500872
good boy, need a few mill a year more for dem programs
>>64500840
>Price comes back
>Montreal memes their way into a Wild card spot, overtaking Florida in the last couple of rounds
>Montreal then goes on to lose 4 straight games in the playoffs
>>64500909
>Price comes back
won't happen
>>64500913
He's not out forever.
>>64500969
They're trading for Scrivens once the trade freeze is over. He's dead senpai.
>>64501009
Why would they trade the only solid player on their team? They need him.
When is trade freeze over by the way?
>>64501042
They're trading Kassian for Scrivens not Price. But it means Price is out for longer than expected.
I think it ends tonight.
I wonder if Poile goes after johansen once the freeze is done.
>>64501072
>Kassian is only 24
how
WHAT THE FUCK FLYERS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT KILL ME NOW
THIS TEAM IS FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK HOW DO YOU LOSE TO THE FUCKING ANALSLIME KEKS?
I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOTHING A=EVER GOES RIGHT FOR THE FLYERS
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I HOPE NICK SCHULTZ DIES IN AN OLD NURSING HOME WHILE THE NEWEST EPISODE OF THE PRICE IS RIGHT ENDS AND THE SASSY BLACK TEACHER LOSES EVEN THOUGH HE WANTER HER TO WIN BECAUSE HE IS A KEK
FUCK GIRPOO AND HIS BULLSHIT THAT DUMB FUCKING CANADIAN CAN SHOVE ESCARGO UP HIS MOTHERS URINARY TRACT AS SHE SINGS "O CANADA"
VINNY LECAVLIER DIDN'T PLAY BUT EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS HIS FAULT THAT OLD CUNT IS PULLING A ROBBERY HE IS THE ONLY THING HOLDING THIS TEAM BACK FROM BEING SUCCESSFUL
LIFE IS PAIN
>>64500495
>goaler
Fuckin fag
>>64501147
>bust
>drugs
rip career
who will torts bench this week?
>>64501280
>Vinny literally cucking your team intentionally so he can ride the bench for a good chunk of your salary cap
truly one of the greatest men that has ever played
>both goalies have a shutout in the last 3 games
>top 10 in goals against per game
>#1 in goals for with a 20 goal difference between #1 and #2
>haven't given up more than 3 goals in a month
literally our year
>>64501425
Literally your year to Shork in the first round
>>64501104
The rumor is that he already called but they wanted Jones, Josi, or Weber
Thoughts?
You should be thanking Christ that the greatest left hander to have ever lived put on that patos Jersey.
>>64501716
>>>/mlb/
Jake Muzzin did nothing wrong
>>64501577
looks like another first round exit in the playoffs.
Panthers confirmed for the best team in Florida
>>64501716
>le meltdown in playoffs man
How fitting, that's exactly what the Sturrs will do
>post yfw canada gets memed on by based Denmark tomorrow morning
What went wrong?
>>64501280
Not as bad as the bluejackets without bobrovsky
>>64501947
>caring about teenagers
literally Finland tier gay
>>64501947
You played the USA, and they had werensky, the best defenseman prospect
>>64501835
>best team
>no cup
>no fans
>>64501979
>not caring about the second best hockey tournament to the olympics
>>64501989
>werensky
Why so many errors Tampon Gay casual?
>>64502016
>Olympics
>best anything
Olympics are a boring meme fest. I don't get how people watch that unironically
Teams most likely to be swept in the first round:
1.) Dallas
9001.) Everyone else
>>64502003
www.nhl.com/standings
btfo
>>64502032
eh fuck off, he's really good
>>64502071
>He still doesn't understand what he did wrong
m8 just look him up
>>64502061
>Stanley Cups 0
Btfo
>>64502105
It's werenski I'm not stupid
>>64502112
>muh past
Literally 1980/1993 tier response
>>64502016
Better than the Olympics tbqh, Olympics is just a bunch of pros on vacation having orgies with ski girls between games. They don't have the actual emotion that's present in teen hockey.
>>64502048
stay mad
>>64502120
>I-I was pretending to be retarded
>>64501947
You can't polish a turd son
>>64502051
Do people actually watch Stars games and really think: "yeah, this team is good"?
>>64501947
Way to many young guns on the team, should have kept some from the winning team last year.
Goaltending isn't good, synergy seems off, communication seems off too. It's the first game. Canada will be in the finals
>>64502135
>0 (zero) cups
>1993
Canadian sunrise snowbird on pooicide watch
>>64502166
I literally don't give a shit about the Olympics. I have never watched any Olympic event in any sport every.
>>64502167
why even screenshot that?
>>64502366
>didn't watch curling
it's comfy as fuck
>>64502254
Dallas fans do
>>64502254
I feel they pull wins out of their asses each night
Offensive juggernaut is all they have
Goaltending and traffic cone D will get them nowhere.
>>64502341
>at least 50% of /hoc/ wasn't even born the last time Canaduh won a cup
O I'm laffin
>>64502389
He's prob the catylin autist looking for the next meme to force
>>64502390
Isn't that the thing where they throw the circle down the ice and hit the area in front with brooms? I think I'll stick to hockey
>>64502389
He thought GP meant points Lel
>>64502366
>not watching luge
>not watching tobogganing
>not watching skiing up a hill/yeti hunting
you even sport?
>>64502458
I'm the guy that posted that, I know what gp is I just looked at the first number on wiki. It was a stupid mistake, but it's not really as meme worthy as you think it is
T R A D E S
R
A
D
E
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>>64502458
Mother fucking top Kek
You can only reply to this post if your team has an elite defenseman
>>64502543
Thanks mate
Feels good to have jack Johnson
>>64502571
>jack johnson
>elite
pick one
>>64502583
I can pick both mate
>>64502543
Reporting
>>64502543
Feels good having two
>McDonagh
>Klein
>>64502543
The rest of your team probably sucks dick though
>Tampon Gay
>>64502366
short track speed-skating, x cross and halfpipe snowboarding, skiing moguls, Jamaican bobsled in the winter. sailing, table tennis, polo, rugby, track and field in the summer. your missing out americunt check out Rio 2016 this year nigger faggot
>>64502630
That guy wasn't even from Florida
>>64499982
Kane (Evander) presumably slayed some underage snatch. That's my guess.
>>64502598
You forgot about wisnewski
>>64502543
>tfw generational talent that only comes once a century
>>64502712
>Mfw CBJ has 3 of those
Saad
Johansen
Bobrovsky
Feels good doesn't it
>>64502741
>any of those
>generational talents
I wouldn't be surprised if johansen ends up back on the bench
>>64502775
Please don't think this is a jackets fan, it's that false flagging Tampa guy
>>64502775
>implying a player can't be cold
M8 Bob is one of the best goalies In hockey and still young saad is a beast and Joey is just struggling right now
There were like 100 PIMS given out in tonights Bakersfield San Diego game. $11 bucks well spent
>>64502500
>I-I-it's not that bad
Top lele damage control man
>>64502799
nah i think the tampa guy switched over to exclusively shitposting about the stars
>>64502799
>Mfw I'm a CBJ fan and I posted those three names
Habs fans. What the fuck is gonna happen tonight/tomorrow? Who do you think is off the roster come new years?
Maybe nothing happens. MB is usually quiet so all these rumors getting out is kinda weird.
>>64502820
>this canacatlyn is that obsessed
top cuck
>>64502543
>there are teams who only have one
>>64502846
>what do you think is going to happen tomorrow
>>64502876
>He can't read stats
>He's a Cuban
>>64502895
We had 2, but now we have Rene bourque
Don't worry we still have 1
>2016
>not being a panthers fan
defend yourself
>>64502927
>this canacatlyn is trying this hard
>hes a Muslim
>>64502846
Kassian for Scrivens is the hot topic and it makes a lot of sense on paper.
I think there's more at play here, and I just hope it doesn't include Beau.
>>64502961
It's an exclusive fan club only for faggots, I'm already in the CBJ fan club
>>64502904
Oh well yeah. Habs won't beat Tampa. The games are usually a toss up when they're playing good for fuck sakes. Stamkos will probably score a hatty.
>>64502971
scrivens sucked ass in the AHL though 2 wins in 7 starts
>>64502993
idk im hoping for an exciting game. as much as >we talk shit to each other habs vs bolts games are some of my favorites. too bad price is still gone, id like to see how tampa looks against a complete team
>>64502971
I have faith MB isn't going to panic. Beau and Galchenyuks names should never come up. I'd be okay with Tinordi, Tokarski, Kassian and a pick for Scrivens Eberle and a pick. Something along those lines.
Kassian for Scrivens isn't gonna stop this ship from sinking.
>>64502970
>GP
>game points?
Maximum casual
>>64503042
Unfortunately they haven't been a complete team for awhile now. I'm hoping it's a good game but the last 10 have been tough to get through.
>>64503053
>things that werent even said
>canacatlyns
that desperation. shouldnt you be watching ahmed make love to your wife right now?
>>64502543
Two are bonafide, Hami will be soon enough
>>64503102
tampa is still using a ton of syracuse players so we aren't close to complete either. it might be a sloppy game but it should be good either way
>>64503049
hfboards tier
edm would be getting dicked
>>64503120
>can't even interpret basic statistics
Why do you even post here?
you can only reply if your team has less than 30 points
>>64503170
>cancatlyn still trying damage control his dumb meme
>you.. you should just leave
top lel, when does high school start again?
>>64503170
scrivens is fucking worthless and anyone giving more than a 5th round pick for him is getting robbed
>>64503188
There are teams that still have less than 30?
>>64503132
>Hamilton
He's a bitch nigga desu
>>64503238
Sadly the bluejackets have 29
>>64503170
Oh for sure. That's why I said something like that. MB has dicked a few so I wouldn't be surprised. But I don't see that 'exact' trade happening.
The roster freeze ends at midnight local time so it will still be a while if the trade is Edmonton and Montreal
>>64503240
Still salty? I'd be too brah
>>64503206
>gp
>goal points?
>>64503212
Eberle is more valuable than all those busts though
>>64503265
A little
He isn't a top 2 dman yet except he thinks he is.
He's got to much of an ego.
>>64503244
Torts explosion when
>>64503272
>plz leave :'(
>canacatlyns
>>64503301
It's because we lost Bob
>>64503311
Yea, that certainly hurts. the backup didn't look that bad actually, and to be fair bobrovsky was the reason the bjs had as bad of a start as they did
>tfw /hoc/ is worse than reddit and hdboards
>tfw you stopped frequenting this shithole and solely shitpost in gamethreads
iktf canacuck tripfags
pic related: puck bunny :^)
>>64503301
>gp
>goals put up?
>>64503311
He'll be back very soon just a groin injury, remember when he got him back last year we went on a 14-0-1 run
>>64503337
True but he was much better after Richards got fired, we also weren't scoring with richards
>>64503344
Cute bunny
>>64503349
>CC
>canacatlyns
>>64503373
>gp
>games with a point?
John Scott only has 9 GPs (Game Points)
Why would he be an NHL all star?
>>64503288
You bought that bombston media damage control?
He will be a top two D-man very soon, check out his numbers from the last 15 games. He has adjusted very nicely to CGY's systems and has started putted up points at a better pace than back in BOS
>>64503396
>asd
>autism spectrum disorders?
>>64503408
shitty leddit memes
>>64503408
>canacatlyn trying this hard
>pleaseee leaveee:(
>canacatlyns
>you will never be an autistic Canadian high schooler
Why live
>tfw crosby doesn't have as many game points as he did last year and it is ruining your hockey pool
>>64503414
>gp
>goal points?
>>64503413
Not saying he's bad.
But he wanted a shit ton of money from Boston which he hasn't earned YET.
>>64503498
>canacatlyn hockey players
Probably because hockey is no longer Canada's sport.
>this canacatlyn will literally cry when there are no Canadians in the top 5 of the draft this year
>>64503485
>you'll never make up stories about a party happening only to shit post all night
I miss high school too
>tfw you will never score the winning goal point in game 7 overtime
Feels bad la
>>64503518
>cc
>canacatlyns
>>64503550
>gp
>goals put in?
>>64503540
not with that attitude you wont.
>cad
Canadian autism disease
>tfw your cad is worthless
MARC
WHERE'S THE TRADE?
>>64503537
>tfw you'll never spend the entire weekend on 4chan bragging about all the cool parties you're going to
>canarabs will get btfo by based Denmark tomorrow
>>64503583
They can't trade with Edmonton for another two hours
>>64503560
>toc
>tranny obsessed canacatlyn
>>64503586
>tfw you'll never share your hockey house experiences in Alberta on a lebanese refugee application forum
>>64503524
I think he just wanted out, he signed a very reasonable contract in CGY that was reportedly only 250k per year more expensive than what BOS offered him.
Comes across as a soft spoken shy kid, could see why people thought he was stuck up in BOS. I'd imagine he looked out of place in the boisterous atmosphere of a dressing room with marchand and the like swinging their dicks around
>>64503618
Those are feels I don't want to feel. At least I can spend the best years of my life forcing autistic memes on an Ethiopian rice distribution application website
>>64503607
>gp
>goal pucks?
>>64501147
Drugs
So when do the good ol ontaria boys start their wjc games?
>>64503621
It seemed he actually liked it in Boston.
I think he just wants to be on a contending team.
I could see how he thought we wouldn't be.
>didn't even say the word (yet)
>americaitlyns are at maximum triggered capacity
WEW
E
W
>>64503665
4 for USA
2 for Canarabia
>>64503600
Pretty sure the freeze lifted at 12:01 EST across the league.
>>64503700
>canacatlyn full autismo that his meme got stolen
You really are a nation of cucks aren't you
>>64503727
It's local time
>>64503719
Canada absolutely annihilated
>>64503745
Stole their sport
Stole their trophy
Stole their players
Stealing their medals-in progress
Canarabs triggered as fuck desu
>>64503770
Why is Canada so cucked?
>mfw another Kane is getting charged with rape
>>64503805
just proves that he did it, cursed name tbqh
>Canada in charge of getting btfo
https://youtu.be/i8csm9K3fVU?t=217
rate this AHL fight I saw today /hoc/
>>64503824
>tfw you'll never be as happy as that pig
>>64503808
is Evander in Buffalo as well?
Any NHLers in Buff should not leave their homes. Clearly the women there are out for money
>>64503842
That would also have the added benefit of not being reminded as frequently that they live in Buffalo
>enter thread
>mfw Americaitlyns on gender reassignment watch already
>>64503842
>is Evander in Buffalo as well?
yes
>>64503952
>Canacatyn absolutely in tears his "meme" is being used against him
Don't you have some ebin high skool parties to go to? Maybe if you're lucky a cute girl will share her mikes hard with you :^)
>>64503952
>enter thread
>Canadians already have (sandy) vaginas so no need for surgery
>Canada in charge of getting rekt
>enter thread
>canarabs on suicide bombing watch
>remember the meme game earlier
>4-2
>realize canarabia no longer can claim the sport of ice hockey as their own
>>64504044
>the "country of hockey"
>>64504060
>spee trivia for $800
>since 1993 this """""""""""""""country of hockey"""""""""""""""" has failed to claim Lord Stan Lee's cup as their own
>>64504083
What is "Canada"
>1993
>>64504096
Correct, other acceptable answers include:
>canarabia
>chinknadia
>cucknadia
>subservient of the monarchy of the United kingdom
>America Jr
>New China
>New Syria
>Lysoland
And
>Stinky Smelly Frog territories
Jesus fuck canada don't all defend yourselves at once
>>64504139
America Jr. Is a good one.
>Canada is literally more obsessed with the US and US news than their own country
>blindly electing DUDE WEED man
>they're more informed about US presidential candidates
Jesus
Caitlyn really takes this place seriously, eh? He's having a meltdown
>>64504158
>Canada bullied off
I would almost feel bad if they didn't have this coming
>>64504163
Check literally any other place on the internet outside of hoc and Canadians are begging to be annexed by trump and claim that they are Americans in all but birthright
Kek at this one autist bantering with himself
The fact that you are even thinking about us is a victory to us.
>>64504175
They got bullied off the ice today too...er should I say 4-2
>>64504172
>Canacatlyn so buttblasted he can't even come up with good banter
Where were you? Sucking off the Muslim next door?
First three words that come to mind?
>>64504192
>The fact that you are even thinking about us is a victory to us.
Holy shit did you just inadvertently cuck yourself that badly? Are you that desperate for attention by the big stronk Americans?
>>64504218
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>64504221
Seriously? The worst thing Americans could do to Canada is to forget that we exist. It is our worst fear.
We can never forget about the elephant that sleeps to the south of us, but you can very easily forget about us. It scares us that you would stop loving us, senpai.
>>64504218
>>64504227
this tbqh
>>64504192
Proofs?????????
I'm sure all our screenshots would bytfo
We know you wouldn't use the claim that it's one person on multiple devices, as I recall you have received that yourself and said there is no way to prove it
>>64504246
>6 months later
>Caitlyn is still this mad
Let it go, man, you got out memed
I thought Canada and USA had a broship against Finland and Sweden? Why are we fighting?
>>64504244
Bantz aside I wouldn't feel compete without you my Canadian amigo
>>64504192
>victory to us
>admitting defeat in your own post
Lmao
>>64504265
>no proofs
Hey man you shoulda just gone the route of >>64504192
And admitted defeat
>>64504278
Memes. Just because we're banting here doesn't mean we aren't still bffs
>>64504218
shit team shit franchise
>>64504278
Just one really angry autist talking to himself f am.
No worries
>>64504278
Fuck Canada and Sweden
Binland is based as fuck, everyone knows this
>>64504322
Pham, stop being so upset about some gp memes
>>64504322
Binland are secretly a bunch of faggots. They talk shit about us all the time. Canada is our only true ally
>>64504321
You'd think after everyone destroying him over his shitty forced meme all summer, he woulda left or at least dropped the act
>>64504369
I think he's dug himself so deep he can't back out now
>>64504355
>secretly
>>64504422
Good point
>>>64498034
Is this the saddest(funniest) game thread in /hoc/ history?
>>64504438
Why don't either of these teams have fans? They're both not bad teams
>>64504450
Pens bandwagoners all ran off once it became apparent they wouldn't win shit and no one cares about Winnipeg.
But both teams actually are bad and will probably miss the playoffs.
Shit team
Shit fans
perkele
post yfw habs thought they were good this year
shit arena
>>64504482
Perki :D
>>64504485
>Habs fans thought they actually had a team that was something without Price
lmao
>>64504503
>>64504485
How assblasted will you be when the Habs win the SCF on nothing but one-goal games?
When did the Atlantic become Central-lite
>>64504511
>Lose two players
>Become worst team in the league
Wouldn't count on it Pierre. They're a good team but rely WAY too much on a couple pieces.
>>64504529
>laffs
>buffalel
>>64504529
Central lite is pushing it senpai
KASSIAN TO EDMONTON FOR AUSTON MATTHEWS AND CONNOR MCDAVID
oh shit senpai
>>64504600
Fucking kill yourself and your team. You're getting us meme'd on by Canada because you retards don't know shit about hockey.
>>64504620
>would have won by over 300 points last year with that team
wow hockey is pretty unpredictable
>>64504628
More like your meme ass team is finally regressing and falling back to earth where it should be and now all the fairweather faggots look like the retards they are.
>>64504529
>+1 goal diff
Y-yay
>>64504644
Try injured instead. Also it's funny you're taking a meme fantasy team on a Vietnamese war crime atonement Internet forum so seriously
So are the Capitals legit this season or is Holtby carrying them? Havent seen many of their games.
Fuck all you assholes that bring your baby's to a hockey game
>>64504665
They're legit for now, they'll playoff choke again for sure
>>64504665
Cup winners desu
All series in <7 games
>>64504665
Caps were legit last year and I'd say it's carried over for now.
>>64502543
Only Blackhawks and Kings fans can respond to this
>>64504713
>Hawks
>oilelers
Lol
Now that's 11 straight home wins and we're getting better on the road, cya in the play offs
haha, hadn't checked this in a while
>one german dude managed to outdraft USA and Finland
>>64504802
I'm butthurt at whoever drafted
>>64504620
This garbage for >us.
Fucking Memes: The team.
>tfw America is fucking full of casual no knowledge hockey fans
>>64504849
Reminder that you're mad at a fantasy team that would have blown the fuck out of everyone else last year
>>64504865
>Amount of actually good players on America's team
>Malkin, Ovie, Gaudreau
>Luongo
>Weber
>Jonny T
>MacMeme
>Hossa
>>64504881
None of those are good except ovie, malkin, and luongo if he's in the mood to play well
>14-14-9 37pts
>in the playoffs
>>64504881
>mackinnon and stammer not on list
opinion trashed
>>64504908
MacMeme = MacKinnon
Post yfw the Atlanta Thrashers are still around on Twitter
>>64504894
Lou is great, but he's also on the Panthers who are a young, growing, and developing team, but despite the fact he's still one of the best goalies in the NHL.
Johnny T is one of the best forwards in the league you casual retard.
Gaudreau is the only reason the Flamers are even relevant and will only get better.
Weber is a 1st pairing D-Man on all but like 4 teams in the NHL.
>>64504908
>Ignoring MacMeme
Stamkos has been overrated as fuck since the departure of his manlet who carried him and breaking his leg. He's not as good as he used to be, or even close to it.
>>64504917
Is mackinnon really a meme though?
T R A D E S
R
A
D
E
S
>>64504949
http://www.hockey-reference.com/players/m/mackina01.html
Yes.
>>64504955
Have fun trading for Scrivens lel
>>64503258
I'd say fuck you but goddamn Gaudreau is fire
Oilies pls, stop passing to him
>>64504961
I'm holding out hope that the Habs recalling Barberio means a more significant trade is coming.
>>64504973
>What if this is the big RW trade in disguise. I'm reaching really far here but what if it is a Eberle/Yak-Scrivens for Tokarski-Beaulieu-Recent Callup/Pick
>Mfw there's Habs fans who can say shit like this with a straight face
>>64504983
kassian for mcdavid and draisaitl xD
>>64504983
I'm not the dude that suggested that trade. I do think Beau packaged with a few other players or picks would get a Yakupov deal done if he was available, but I don't think that's a trade either team would make right now. The Habs would have to give up more for Eberle.
>no trades
Fucking Montreal GM needs to wake the fuck up
MULE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
SOMEONE CALL A SUICIDE HOTLINE FOR FRANZEN.
>>64505104
Get some sleep Ameribro, something will be announced in the morning. Big day ahead.
Nicolas Poulin
"MTL préparerait une transaction à l'effet d'une bombe, me dit-on. Pas plus de détails pour le moment. Cela dit, ça peut changer vite. #Habs"
google translate:
"MTL prepare a transaction with a bomb , I am told . No details for the moment. That said, it can change quickly. #Habs"
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 1m1 minute ago
Going to bed. No confirmation on Kassian for Scrivens, but I believe it's being worked on. We will see what tomorrow brings.
"transaction à l'effet d'une bombe, me dit-on."
What did he mean by this?
>>64505277
Basically that it's going to be an "explosive" transaaction, ala a big one.
>>64504620
Let's play spot the bluejackets and former bluejackets
>>64504906
The western conference is complete trash, I wish the bluejackets stayed there, we would be a presidents trophy contender just about every other year
>>64504802
Nice >we picked the top 4 NHL scorers
Post yfw when the Kings win yet another cup on u fuck bois
>>64505650
Build wall pablo
>blackcocks
>rags
>the city of bombston
>bitchburg
>>64505650
>implying Bettman will let a team of drug addicts and wife beaters win
lel
>>64505675
You forgot
>Finnish goaltending
desu
>>64505687
>>64505687
>scared to pour up some lean and slap ur hina
oralleeee lookit these maricons ese
>>64505687
CBJ FOREVER
>>64505674
Hello nfl
>>64505773
>Giving it attention
stop
>>64505650
>hoc explodes
I can't wait 2bh
>>64505780
Why not be nice? You guys should be friendlier 2bh
>>64505818
>>>/reddit/
>>64505848
>being a faggot
>>>/r/hockey
whadup homebois
>>64505922
Getting my noose ready because this bluejackets season is going to tank and ryjo is going to opt out at the end of this season, I'm not ready for another streak of terrible terrible hockey seasons
>>64505922
Hello binland
>>64506027
LMAO LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN MONKEY
>>64506027
Lmao is this a real monkey? Why would it make a face like that?
>>64506027
KIWI
I
W
I
>beat good teams
>lose against bad teams
>literally in the halfway mark of the standings
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>64506209
>implying you're not one of the bad teams
lel
>>64506227
>bad team
>the only good team in the Atlantic besides the kitties right now
>>64506231
If they were a good team they'd reflect it in the standings lel
>>64506209
Just as an addendum, I wont be around to see the bolts/habs game, but I seriously hope those frogs get BTFO because I fucking hate snowbirds invading my town and then complaining about how hot it is
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0
>>64506234
>Literally mad that another team actually has a fanbase AND they travel
>>64506233
The top 6 spots in the Atlantic are all neck and neck. Probably the only really quality division right now. Too bad the laffs and sablels are making it look worse than it is
>>64506256
>Laffs are making it look bad
If you look at their roster it's actually really fucking impressive that they're so high in the standings. The new management and Babcock have them playing real hockey.
>>64506227
They aren't "bad", but obviously aren't as good as like Dallas right now, I mean right now Dallas is where Tampa was last year, still kinda bothered Tampa hasn't won in the east nearly as much as last year.
>>64506273
It's almost like everyone else improved and made solid moves in the off season while Tampa did nothing and regressed to where they should actually be.
>>64506247
>implying they're "fans"
No they're just rich assholes who don't really care. They're just filling premium space because it makes them feel less guilty for leaving their home country.
Frogs cant stand the heat anymore than the cold, which is why they flip back and forth between places, they're natural cowards.
>>64506311
>Being this asshurt about the best travelled fanbase in the NHL
top
top
lel
>>64506285
They didn't have to make moves because everyone on the roster is extremely talented, even the 4th liners are good. They're just so injury ridden and were badly conditioned in the off season. They should still be one of the best teams in the league, but they haven't been able to put the whole roster together this year
>>64506285
The triplet line has been non-existent since the start of the season p much.
One or 2 of the triplets have been injured and that has really hurt them since they made like 70% of the goals last season.
(and desu I really feel like the lack of Gudas has really hurt them too since there's no one willing to roll heads)
>>64506335
>goondas
I liked him, but I think all the defenseman (minus Carle) are less of liabilities than he was
>>64506315
>implying those old shit frog fans are a threat to anything but human decency
Im sure some canacuck grandma is taking some ybor negro dick right now while the grandpa faps in the corner.
>>64506285
What's funny is that they have to choose between the triplets or Stamkos despite both being shit.
They are in cap hell ala Blackhawks & Kings style minus the championships.
>>64506360
Stamkos is a shadow post St. Louis/Leg break desu. It's actually really hilarious. On paper his points, etc are still there but he's nowhere near as scary as he used to be with the Manlet.
>The City of Tampon Gay
>>64506360
>both being shit
Top denial. I'll disregard that post due to your flag, or assume you're just shitposting
>>64503842
>yfw it's the same grill
>>64506368
>implying it wasn't stamkos carrying manlet st louis
The leg injury didn't slow him do insomuch as having to play captain/leader
Stamkos is having to do shit he didn't have to do before like sticking up for players and drawing penalties.
>>64506382
Is there a porno of stammer ramming st Louis' wife while he watches? It would be even better if it was stammer and yzerman dp while Marty watches
>>64506382
>With St Louis
>90 point seasons
>Without St Louis
>Only hits 60-70
Youre both retarded and wrong m80
>>64506368
That broken leg really fucked him up. There's just some things Gary Roberts can't fix.
>>64506389
>Is there a porno of stammer ramming st Louis' wife while he watches?
Yes, but you prolly have to search on clips4sale
I don't have a link cuz Im not that big of a fag.
>>64506393
You're ignoring total points in general for teams too, Stamkos/Cally/Killorn + the triplets have way more
>>64506410
Why does stammer always look like he doesn't want these girls coming on to him
>>64506410
Obviously not or the Tampons would be higher in the Atlantic lel
>>64506429
Maybe he prefers women who haven't been ravaged by children and age?
>>64506431
Swear to christ you are just shitposting for the sake of shitposting, Im about to pass out so I hope you dream of nothing but all your failures coming to fruition if they haven't already.
>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>64506557
>RAGS
>rags
Wheres binland hiding
>>64502254
Pretty fun to watch though sempai. Keep in mind I've been a Laffs fan all my life, so watching paint dry feels pretty good at this point.
>>64506692
At least for the first time in 10 years you're playing real hockey with an actual system.
>>64504529
Are the Panthers elite?
>>64506736
MFW
>>64506736
>dead last in the second worst divison
>AT LEAST THERES AN ACTUAL SYSTEM AND REAL HOCKEY
Wangs fan detected
>>64506788
Have you looked at possession metrics, stats, or even watched a Leafs game?
Roster is worse but the team looks way better now with Carlel gone.
>>64506756
32-19-6 since Jagr joined the team.
101 point pace
>>64506816
>oh but the advanced metrics
lmao, that shit doesnt matter when your team sucks dick
wait wait, let me coach that well real quick
"if you get the puck, fire it at the net"
BOOM, PAY ME MILLIONS SON
>>64506834
Statistically the >rags are one of the luckiest teams in the league m8. Look how that goes for them every year.
>bustk0+0v
>>64506915
>tfw Finland is once again being eclipsed by a Swedish prospect
SWEDEN
YES
>>64506915
>20 points less than a Swedish defenceman
Nice """""hockey player""""" you got there
>jackits unironically getting outshot 19-1 in a period
>>64507244
>The Florida Barkovs outshot the jackits 19-1 in a period
>still only won by one goal
Is YLE showing any other game than the FIN-RUS game? I thought they were supposed to show every game. Do I have to go into MTV jew shit to watch games?
>>64507286
who even cares. both of those countries suck dick anyway
>>64507286
They show some games in Areena only
MTV doesn't have WJC rights anymore
>Today is bank holiday in Scotland
>work for a bank
>still working today
What's going on here lads?
Also
>oilels
Youth toilet hokkei
>Panthers top of Atlantic division
Sweet sweet justice
>>64507610
RARE
3rd period soon
>>64507755
RARE
>>64507791
You got tickets for both games today?
>>64507815
Yeah, gonna see Meemijärvi today
I AM SO FUCKING READY TO FUCK OF SOME SWEDISH BOI PUSSY
USA VS SWEDEN WJC
>>64507907
>>64507907
>>64507907
>>64507912
Why the fuck did you make a seperate game thread when there are no other games on
>>64507921
tradition you mongol faggot. generals are gay
>>64507934
fuck you bitch
>>64507791
>läpsyttimiä
Why you need something on your hand to make noise when you have too good hands too use for clapping?
>>64508293
For that extra 0.2 decibels
>>64508311
But the sound they make is worse than vuvuzelas
habs traded for scrivens
>>64508391
more like dumped kassian, he's a wreck
>>64508391
This is the dumbest trade I have ever seen
>>64508424
Especially after all of this "bomb" hype
>>64508419
>dumped
>in Edmonton
>a place where there isn't much more to do than drinking
>not just making a reality show out of him to get back some money
>>64508462
Now that's a tv show I would watch. Imagine all the shenanigans he would get into
SOON
WINTER WAR 2.0
Are you ready for some Pulju?
>>64509406
The man
The mystery
The Finnish Pro Scout Trophy winner
Mr. #9 Puljujärvi
>>64509469
everyone's over here if youre looking for responses
>>64507907
finland russia wjc gamethread
>>64510280
>>64510280
>>64510280
>>64509469
The meme
>>64501577
Nashville should trade Weber then. He is going to get old and slow fast, and that contract is going to screw them over. They are great at turning out great dmen so they should have another top 2 in 4 years. Nobody ever wins the playoffs with only dmen.
>>64512082
>Nashville
>Trading Weber
lel, no. That wont happen. They should trade Jones though.
so now that sweden beat the US, are they objectively better than canada?
>>64508462
>guest star Theon Fleury
But it should take place in Calgary, 'Home of the Coke'
>>64508391
Oilers also retained about 25% of Scrivens contract so that neither teams salary changed. Basically they are both trading garbage for garbage, in the hopes that this new garbage will stink less.
>shitsburg lost to jest
LMAO
>>64512143
>30 years old
>paid 7.8mil until he his 40
They should drop this benign tumor before it inevitably becomes malignant. If they can get Johansen for him then they should definitely pull the trigger.
>>64512497
>garbage
I'm pretty sure he'll actually do a better job than Condon/Tokarski. Feels more like a legit 2nd goalie, he's had good sv% for most of his career. Condon has already been exposed and Tokarski is a manlet.
>>64499982
>be hockey player Kane
>get accused of rape in Buffalo
>>64501147
cocaine is a hulluva drug
>>64512196
There is never ever a question if we are the best team in a tournament.
Reminder that Canada needed to take out our top 2 centers as well as 3 canadian reffs to beat us at the Olympics
>>64512814
>pottery
>>64512877
Reminder that the game wasn't even close and a star player wouldn't have changed shit like Patrick Kane or Kessel did nothing either.
>>64508419
>2000 pucks to slapper at people in boats
Good to see he's been working on his skills.
>>64512814
>call the guy called Cambria
>say "I afraid I can't answer that question right now" to the reporters
>win the Art Ross next season
Canada denmark game?
>>64500237
Regular season is nice, but don't talk shit until you can win in the playoffs.
how the fuck did the puck stay on the line like that?
>>64513267
seconded for that, anyone got a strem?
all i got is a meme to trade
>>64513267
>lazy fat canadians
>>64513319
nm senpai
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/iihf-finland/theater
it's on ustream
wait they just went back, wtf. these niggers
CANADA DENMARK
>>>/sp/canada
>>>/sp/canada
>>>/sp/canada
>>64513376
>>64513355
>>64513355
>>64513355
i mite b drunk
>>64513376
not official, made by an americaitlyn
Denmark already getting out played by canada. lol
>>64502961
Panthers are a comfy team and have no ill will towards said team. god speed.
Daily reminder Tampa has better attendance numbers than the >Rags
why is finland so shitty stinky smelly mongol?
>>64514080
bcos finland
stars win cup btw
>IT WAS 3-1
>>64506788
I hope you're trolling, the Atlantic is the most solid division right now
>>64514321
>m-muh jesse
>>64514370
>m-muh buston
>>64514267
>stars
>out of the first round
>>64514390
Stay mad, vodkamongol nigger ;^)
>>64514416
get off the proxy already you pussy cuck
>literally commercials to remind canadians to have team spirit
holy shit
>>64514501
>implying Russia isn't America's greatest hokkei ally
>>64514321
Be sure to explain which column is points or the Tampa Bay Lightning fans will get confused lol
>>64514531
>allying with russia to spite your friendly rivals
cuck, complete cuck
well some scandinavian countries consider it a compliment
>>64514416
>his own countries prospects are so shit that he has to bandwagon their biggest rival
wew lad
>>64513813
>having an average less than 15k
Why do these teams exist?
>>64514601
more like our country isnt playing and >our team's prospects are russian
>>64514547
>canacatlyn still this desperate
Didn't you get bullied enough last night
>>64513319
Isn't it streaming on tsn.ca?
>>64514931
>having to log in using an account
yeah no.
>>64514980
lmao I thought canada liked hockey
>>64514980
Facks sake bahd just use a burner email and get over it
Preds playing the >rags tonight, hopefully it goes better than last time.
>>64515172
>rags
>>64515172
>finnish goaltending
Will the Bruins take the #1 seat in the Atlantic at least once this season? I'd like to see them there if only for a day.
>Need help on defense
>Acquire a shitty forward
Is Chiarelli the new MacTavish?
>>64515828
>finnish goaltending
>>64515983
Can you even form a single, insightful thought without resorting to memes?
Jesus fuck you people are terrible
Can't wait for all the social justice fuckers to call Evander Kane a rapist. Lol jk, he's black so they won't care.
>>64516049
They cannot. This is why /hoc/ is terrible before the Americans and Canadians wake up.
>>64515625
Pekka has been playing a lot better lately. Just have to pray that a forward can fart a puck in the net.
>>64516135
>
When Canada and the us are on the shitposting is even worse. Were you not on last night?
how many goal points does your favourite player have, /hoc/?
>>64516284
>>64516284
881 current
1755 all time
>>64516207
Yeah that was pretty shit tier
>>64513047
Remember when kessel was good, oh wait nobody can
leastern on suicide watch
(The numbers on the right are points fyi Tampa Bay Lightning fans)
>>64516207
Last night was annoying, but the only thing Europe brings to the table here are clipart memes they think are absolutely hysterical.
>>64516503
The west is still complete shit
>>64500237
1st round of playoffs
>>64512877
Reminder Chris Kunitz scored in an Olympic Gold Medal game against Sweden
>>64516529
This desu. The Eastern conference has been the stronger conference for ~3 years now.
>>64516503
more like western teams have no depth
>>64516550
The last time the leastern won a cup was against the worst team from the country that hasn't won a cup since 1993.
Pathetic
>>64516582
Remember that the eastern has the best teams to weed out the shitty players and send them to either Toronto for Columbus
>>64516582
>implying the 2011 Bruins weren't the best team since the 2000 debbies
>>64516634
>A cup win
>Against the cancucks
Nothing to be proud of
>>64516284
>canacatlyn this desperate for attention
Here's a (you)
https://twitter.com/zkassian9
Is Kassian elite?
Should I get his autograph to jew on ebay?
>1993
>>64509406
>>64509469
almost forgot how inbred can a man look
>>64516683
thanks for the (you) my mad tampon gay friend.
>goal pucks?
>>64516764
and then you took a look in the mirror
>tfw your team doesnt score enough game points
>>64516842
Andrew Cogliano is the best player in the world
the ducks shouldn't be struggling
sick goal by alex giroux canada up 1-0 on davos
>>64516550
>>64516529
lol is this some sort of /hoc/ meme?
>>64516801
Are you the same cuck that admitted he just wanted attention from the big stronk Americans?
>>64517022
Holy shit are you saying the west isn't complete trash? Remember that there isn't a team under 40 points in the playoffs or wild card in the east
>>64517025
Americaitlyns are big and fat but not strong, fyi
>Auston Mathews will be an Oiler and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>64517098
Except for the cap space
>>64517098
>3 number one overall centers
The menes would be elite
>>64517063
i'm saying the bottom 5 west teams would beat 2-8 place teams easily
>>64517078
So you did it 4-2 with a bunch of fatties? Lmao Canada on pooicide watch
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