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beat me to it, here's news
NYI:Kyle Okposo returns Sunday vs. Toronto
VAN:Hansen scores twice, lifts Canucks in OT
LA:Anze Kopitar sinks Coyotes with overtime goal
ARI:OEL's two PPG not enough in OT loss to Kings
PIT:Crosby's goal, assist help Penguins tame Wild
NAS:Forsberg's 2 goals not enough in loss to DET
WAS:Ho hum: Holtby makes 29 saves in Caps' win
TB:Stamkos scores two PPG, adds assist in win
BUF:Eichel's 2G, 2A night fuels Sabres' comeback
OTT:Bobby Ryan expects to play Sunday
COL:John Mitchell to play with Landeskog, Duchene
COL:Calvin Pickard will play vs. Sharks Monday
REMINDER
>Last time Canada lost their tournament opener was 1998, that's also the last time Finland won the World Juniors at home
>>64488026
I dont give a heck faggot
>laffs
>>64488082
Illüminattü confirmed
>>64487941
So who won Denmark / Suisse ?
Pick em
Sens
Islels
Chiraq
Cryers
Flimflams
blose
Jagrs
Pens
Yotes
>>64488150
caps are not very nice to the east
Barkov killed these refugees
>>64488321
They'll get nicer in the playoffs
I'm done watching football because of the New England Patriots. I'm gonna move on to hockey now. I need a team to cheer for. What's an exciting team to start rooting for?
>>64488609
>The CanaCaitlyns
>>64488236
Agree with all your picks tbqh senpai
>>64488082
HABBEDING
>>64488609
Flim Flams
>>64488082
Holy shit. Will they meme their way to victory?
>>64488847
>marky mark will never win the cup
JUST
>>64488482
And choke as always.
>>64489310
That is what I meant, friend
>>64488150
>there are people who unironically believe that Carlel is not a terrible coach
for what purpose?
>>64487941
>whole foods gp
Has memecience gone too far? Are we going to have a trader joes one next?
>>64489764
What state has trader joes for their main grocery store?
>>64487941
>>64489764
What a surprise. Calicucks are a bunch of meme stealers. Fucking beaners.
So, do the Bolts make the playoffs with mostly AHL players and finally shake off their meme team status?
>>64488082
1997 and we won that one, caytlin
>>64489888
>those trips
Calicucks confirm meme stealers and fucking beaners.
>>64489837
Mainly California (thats where it was founded)
>>64487941
>FINAL REMINDER
bluejackets will win and take out jaromir jagr with a good game from mac
>>64488236
nah cbj got this
>>64488236
Sens
Isles
Hawks
Ducks
Flames
Blues
Panthers
Pens
Avs
Easy.
>>64490311
I hope so, the jagrs are too big for their britches
>>64488609
whichever team is closest to you, fagballs
by state boundaries, and then by distance
ie you dont root for the caps if you live in Pennsylvania
>>64487941
me guesta burritos y los reyes
who 5th line here
>>64490626
BRAH 5TH LINE 4EVER
>>64489998
Stay mad, Gordo ;^)
>>64490626
the fagrs gunna lose tonight lets go cbj
>mfw we steal professor scrivens from the oilers for some 4th line goon
>>64490725
>not the defence minister
>not Sophie's face
>>64490993
Someone wanted Benny?
REMINDER
Buffalo Sabres Verified account
@BuffaloSabres
Reminder: The Sabres trailed 3-1 with 10 minutes left in the 3rd. Now lead 6-3. #BUFvsBOS
>>64491160
https://twitter.com/NHLbyMatty/status/681171593209315328
>>64489888
It's a shit meme you faggot
>>64491185
We fucking know, it's the first post on r/hockey. now fuck off back to reddit
>>64491185
>swedish goaltending
>>64491239
>implying I have any idea what's on Reddit
A) McKill yourself
B) Youre a faggot for not following teams, stats people, etc on twitter
Get out of my sight you filthy fucking casual.
ferland is reking taylor hall tonight. trust me i know natives
>>64489888
>mad at burritos
the irony
>>64491216
Are they planning on making him a foward?
>>64491216
Benny is nothing more then a AHL backup now, why would le habs make a trade knowing this?
>flyers about to take WC tonight
>>64491381
werensky best defender in hockey, will be
Mfw this whole season
>>64488236
Bruins
Isles
Hawks
Flyers
Flames
Blues
Panthers
Jets
Avs
>>64491445
>implying the flyers wont have the best defense in history in the next 2 years
>>64491475
>mfw bluejackets just about the beginning of every season
>>64491532
what are you a fucking faggot?
>>64491475
Mfw they fire bruce and not Murray for at least another year. Beauchemin for Bieska=the most retarded move ever.
>>64491570
remember how you got wisnewski and didnt resign him
>>64491553
flyers farm system is GOAT
>>64491858
CBJ better you nigger
>>64491838
My heart senpai, your breaking it.
tfw no qt jewess goalie gf.
Do you think she gets a train run on her by both teams in the shower after every game
>>64491893
remember that we have rene borque
>>64491930
Look at that five head designed to hold multiple loads of jizz. Of course she does.
>>64491891
>CBJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64491940
I'm going to commit sudoku
>>64491893
>>64491570
time to tank, Auston for Anaheim
>>64489888
>mfw I'm the original Tampa autist who forced the meme
>mfw I made the Kongs version
>mfw you're mad at a burrito
>>64491891
I wonder if you're keep saying that after Jagr's mullet shits all over your team tonight?
>>64492032
Move the ducks to Austin, TX?
>>64492043
Top kek he is mad at burritos
>>64491976
I bet she takes like 20 loads then suits up so she can still feel the jizz sloshing around when she is playing
>>64491991
>mfw our farm teams not only have a better record but a better player base
sir did you know that by being a faggot you have a better chance of losing a brain cell
>>64492057
>mfw im talking about farm teams
kek
>>64492069
She gets a load in a cup for every save she makes. At the end of the game she drinks it all down.
>>64492089
>columbus fan
I think you already lost all of yours
>>64492089
>this idiot actually thinks AHL team records are indicative of prospect pool strength
Most of those players will never play a season in the NHL
>>64492131
>>64492069
>>64491976
u guys are fcking disgusting
>>64492161
correction if someone is over 25 and still in the A they have busted. Having young qts doing well is a good sign
>>64492167
>>64491233
>mad at memes
>>64492167
This fuck can't even fucking say fucking fuck.
>>64492089
I didn't know that the Blue jackets are a farm team.
>>64492217
>I curse on teh interwebz! Am I cool yet?
Nabby >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nemo
IF YOUR TEAM IS SHIT THEN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS THREAD
NO POST ZONE:
Canadiens
Black hawks
Ducks
Avalanche
Blues
Stars
Panthers
Blue Jackets
Islanders
Rangers
Hurricanes
Penguins
Capitals
Flames
Jets
Oilers
Maple Leafs
Devils
Lightning
Red Wings
Bruins
Sharks
Kings
Canucks
Wild
Predators
Coyotes
Sabres
Senators
sorry, buds
>>64492409
>le nfl meme poster joins the /hoc/ club
>wake up
>Flyers are ELITE
>Eat breakfast
>Flyers are ELITE
>go to work
>Flyers are ELITE
>eat some lunch
>Flyers are ELITE
>take a fat shit
>Flyers are ELITE
>wipe with solid gold
>Flyers are ELITE
>eat dinner
>Flyers are ELITE
>jack my 14 inch destroyer of worlds
>Flyers are ELITE
>fart
>Flyers are ELITE
>go to bed
>Flyers are ELITE
good day all around
>>64492409
>cryers
>flyers
>anything other than shitter goons
>>64492584
>lying to yourself
>>64492584
>le flyers are le goons xxXXXDDDD
>>>/reddit/
/HOC/ IS GOING FULL FLYERA
>some people don't know what it's like to go 36 games without a regulation loss
>you will never go from mid october to early january without a loss
cuck desu senpai
>>64492719
Flyers will get cucked by the ducks tonight. Cap it.
>>64492800
Dubs can't lie
Eating publix
>>64492863
Jelly 2bh, I may go get a sub in a bit. Had wawa last night. Good but no publix
>>64492800
GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT THE DUCKS WILL GET ASSBLASTED INTO ANOTHER PHYSICAL PLAIN TONIGHT
CHILD WILL GET REBORN INTO LIONS
PARENTS WILL TURN INSIDE OUT INTO WORM PEOPLE
LION!-DJ Khaled
>THE CITY OF DISNEY'S BITCH
>ANAHEIMKEKS
>FOOTFETISH AS YOUR LOGO
LITERALLY A CITY OF BITCHES
PREPARE TO GET REKT TONIGHT FAGS
FLYERS ARE ELITE
>rags
>>64492719
>being proud about winning games in October
This is Flyers history.
>>64493077
>rags
>>64493096
>rags
>>64493080
not just games in october but games all throughout November December too.
Holidays that happened during the FLyers winning streak
>Halloween
>Thanksgiving
>Hannukah
>Christmas
>Kwanzaa (yeah it's a holiday)
>New Years
>>64493195
>Kwanzaa (yeah it's a holiday)
No it's not.
>>64493195
>thanksgiving
No it didn't
>>64493530
american thanksgiving not your commie "thanksgiving"
>>64488236
brooms
laffs
blackcocks
cucks
oilels
memestars
jagrs
trill phil and the pens
yotes
>this old cunt was angry that the laffs drafted kneelander over that fat bust richie
Why do you allow him on TV again?
You now remember that the Hasb
>thought they were elite
>thought they would be fine without Price
>are okay with paying DiPietro 2.0 6 mil for the next 3 years
>>64493643
for laughs
>>64493723
>rags
>>64493643
Conservative, angry white Ontarian with a media platform
>Analslime cucks
>>64493723
>islanders shipped Bobby Lou to Florida because of DiPietro
>>64493643
>soft, gutless European shit talking Grapes
Why are Finns so fucking ugly?
>>64492198
Yeah 11th in their conference
So elite
>>64493643
Only Europeans and Syrupeans hate Grapes.
Get the fuck back to your cuck sauna Teemu.
>>64493976
>Get the fuck back to your cuck sauna Teemu.
binland rekt
>>64491418
they 're going to occupy the stadium toilets? don't they have lockerrooms?
LMAO
>the city of Buffalo
>The official rape sponsors of the NHL
baka, kane
cbj game just started
mac in goal
>>64494278
>the official city of false accusations
Although kane probably did it
>>64494208
this doesm't even make sense
>devils fans "hockey knowledge"
>>64494376
LEAFS @ ISLES
>>64494376
LEAFS @ ISLES
>>64494376
LEAFS @ ISLES
>Canada
>1993
>til infinity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0VwfYCFYZws
Is there anything Ekblad can't do?
>>64494449
>flyers fan booty blasted
LM
AO
>>64494492
STARS/BLUES
>>64494492
STARS/BLUES
>>64494492
STARS/BLUES
>>64494546
Put fans in the seats
>>64494554
>devils "fan"
>>64494546
yeah
[spoiler]not be a faggot[/spoiler]
>>64494546
Be a shootout king.
>>64494385
>a millionaire would need to get a girl drunk and hold her down and rape her just like a nigger with $2 in his bank account
>>64494600
>flyers "bantz"
>>64488150
>this much obsession
>>64494688
why not Patrick?
>>64494688
You know rape isn't necessarily violent, right?
>>64494688
>rape apologist gets rapist dubs
you cant explain that
>>64494800
>kane busted a nut in me but didnt leave be 100,000 better tell the cops he raped me
I don't even care if the Penguins are playing poorly. It's all fake. Professional sports is an opiate for the masses. They are something for average joe's to think about rather than laying claim to more power or income in this world.
Just hand over your money and stop asking questions. And by all means, really, truly concern yourselves over which temporarily grouped people, none of which you have ever met and who don't come from the place they "represent", perform in a series of non-sensical physical activities against another group of people you have not met and don't not come from the place they "represent". While you are at it, hand over billions in pubic subsidies to the billionaires who control these various branded groups.
I wish the jackets would get good
>>64494838
/pol/ pls go
>>64494866
he's right you know
>>64494864
this, bob will be back soon, without him we suck
>>64494688
>defending a rapist
>gets rapist dubs
Pottery
>>64494838
"I'm a retard": the post
>>64494833
>>64494688
>>64494800
merry getmas /hoc/
Will the Jets lose again?
Can they keep the streak alive?
>>64494838
jokes on you I am a member of a minor league team booster club and I have know Josh Currie since he was making $200 bucks a month in the ECHL. Kid is going to be elite someday
>>64494972
Yes
>>64494838
>hand over your money
can't do that when I watch free streams all day and buy chinese knockoffs
>last name Kane
>rapist
pick dos
>>64495015
Why the fuck do you assume he's a rapist? Just because he's black?
>>64495036
because he raped someone
Post yfw Avs BTFO the sparkle dogs tonight
>hes not shitposting on vacation
>>64495008
pic related
>>64494989
damn, the Islanders post the best girls in /hoc/.
The Devils girl usually posted by devlelbro is also hot but I associate her with his autism, so she is not so likeable.
>>64495036
because his last name is Kane, it's right there in the post
>>64494585
Turn on the game m8. Looks like a full house.
>>64495041
Proofs?
>>64495056
>best girls
>literally a 6/10 without makeup
detroit girls a best.
>>64494838
polish American Pittsburgh heroin addicts on suicide + paranoid schizophrenia watch
>>64494740
>greek "money"
>>64495173
i wish i could put a greek-born player instead of pulju but there fucking aren't any.
>evandrape kane
>evanderape kane
>rapevander kane
which do you guys like best?
>>64495052
Not happening amigo
>jackets 1sog
>itty bitty kitties 16sog
>5 min left in the 1st
>>64495209
>evandrape kane
more clever but
>rapevander kane
easier to type
>>64495223
>jagrs get easy 1st in the division
luckily the wings have an even easier game against the minnesota no-cup-havers
>>64495223
At least their PK is good.
When is Fleury back for the Pens?
>>64495223
Had a big chance to score
>>64495212
Capping this for later
>>64495264
Rude desu
>>64495223
Why is it so quiet in Florida land
>>64495209
>>64495270
do you guys know that it was Patrick Kane?
Barkov is ELITE
>>64495496
http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/police-courts/sources-evander-kane-is-subject-of-sex-offense-investigation-20151227
>>64495534
An elite faggot
>>64495496
>meme
>>64495496
not this time
>>64491891
> Unironically thinks Columbus Blue Faggots have a good farm system
MOTHER FUCKING CBJ IM GOING TO COMMIT SUDOKU
happy birthday sharp
>shots 19-1
Have they benched Johansen yet?
>>64495648
Delete this anime shit faggot
>>64495648
Your pic already makes you obviously know nothing of hockey>>64495692
No they won't either
>>64495692
Torts needs to beat the shit outta veterans.
>>64495692
jesus christ you're not kidding
>>64495735
Torts needs to leave and Bob needs to stop being hurt
>>64495577
I bet the police are so stupid, that they saw a file with "Kane, hockey player in the NHL" and they arrested the first black person that fit that description.
Literally, the story of the U.S.A.
>BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
>BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
>BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
>>64495747
oh my god they're like some kind of terrible mutants.
>>64495692
NATION WIDE COMMERCIALS AT THE FIRST INTERMISSION GOD DAMNIT
>>64495753
If Torts leaves then the CBJ will tank though you guy might need Austin.
>>64494503
This is how we chill from 93 til
;_;
>>64495839
I'm tired of losing, being a Cleveland Browns fan I can only take so much losing
>>64495707
How about no. Blues fan says hi.
Just saw a rapey faced old man meme on facebook
Like, wtf senpai
>>64495900
Jesus Christ how about yes, all you stl faggots need to die
>>64495921
meme stealers are to blame
>>64495921
>dat filter
Fucking weebs
>Watching the moose fucker feed of the Islanders game.
>Intermission is some shitty country singer.
wat
>>64495973
Intermission for the bluejackets is just Peyton manning being a faggot the entire time [spoiler] do I really look like this
>>64495882
Shhhhh, it'll be over soon bud.
>>64495759
You're a fucking idiot. I don't think I've ever genuinely hated someone on 4chan before
>>64496021
I'll be dead before then
>kane
lmao
Will this be the night torts goes insane?
>>64496124
He's already gone insane
>>64495747
the blonde girl on the left has a sad look on her face, she is cute.
>>64495808
Siriously man. Not a single attractive person in sight
>the city of Ohio
>>64495715
> thinks I don't know anything about hockey
> Know Pittsburgh had Yellow Jackets and the Pirates before the Pens
> Blues were among the expansion 6 (Seals, North Stars, Flyers, Pens, and Kongs were the others)
You wanna reconsider that shit?
>>64496209
Welcome to Columbus
yfw da bears win the cup
>>64496233
You realize Pittsburgh is the pens
>>64496185
>mfw some inbred albino goblin is a 10 in Finland
Memes
>>64495929
mad at waifus
>>64496281
I see you judge things on face value.
>how can one general be so outmemed by me, the Great Greece?
>>64496305
Weeb
>>64496305
Tharja?
>>64496281
REFPUCK
>>64496356
you are god damn right
>>64496302
Can we not post Facebook "memes"
>>64496281
Mfw, that girl could play hockey better than the habs
I'm a Leafs fan who is planning to travel somewhere in 2016 to see a game. What city should I go to?
Google your team name including city, post results
>>64495929
Fuck you buddy
>>64496393
You are fucking gross
>>64496430
Columbus or Dallas.
>>64496468
back to reddit kid 4chan is an anime board
>>64496441
>second pic is a pic of Marty St. Louis
REEEEEEEEEEEE
holy shit this CBJ hockey is fucking awful tonight
>>64496305
>Tampon Gay fan
>weeb
lol'ing at your life, to be honest
>>64496421
G-gallagher and Price are coming back soon, and the Habs are gonna be elite again, j-just you wait and see
Here, have a meme.
>>64495900
How about kill yourself
>>64496430
Montreal to see a Leafs/Habs game.
>>64496421
do you know her? She looked as if she didn't want to be there. Is her sister sucking all the life out of her because she's fat and jealous of the thin sister?
>>64496494
>implying 4chan isn't for normies
ALSO SAAAAAAAAD
>>64496526
Those are always awful to watch
>>64496528
Oh please that's just Columbus
nice boxing night dallas
Reminder the jackets are literally saad babbies
>>64496556
>hockey girls in a hockey thread
>announcing your reports
>Luongshit
>>64496516
>tripfag
>laughing at anyone else's life
why is it so quiet in jagr home
>>64496597
>angry Florida fan
we have the 3rd most players with 10 goals or more
CBJ fan who even is falk
>>64496516
>hasbsbeens shitposting on based tampa
Thinking about going to AA, thoughts?
>>64496710
Quitter
Reminder that to tampon gay casuals GP = Game Points
>>64496516
refpuck
>>64496710
only pussies get help t b h f a m
>>64496710
Hope you find it helpfull, if you do go.
>>64496628
>Florida
>fan
I'm a fan of the other Florida team m8. I also like the jackets because of torts. They're still saad babbies though
>>64496686
He does that all the time
>>64496829
Why would u like CBJ because of torts
>>64496686
Stamkos is a fucking faggot, enjoy having him on your team before he signs with Toronto lol
Oh and btw, would you look at that, even tho they lost the last 20 games, the Habs are still ahead of Tampon Gay in the standings
>>64496710
go to a doctor, AA is going to stop you from drinking but you 're going to have to trade in your freedom of thoughts
if you want to break a habit in my opinion, you should change the routine that surrounds it, that is your life.
go to a doctor first.
is your alcoholism that severe?
>rags
>>64496865
It's my favorite pastime
>>64496899
>2004 meme
>>64496923
>kongsnes
Post your face when Auston Mathews.
>>64496869
What is this pic implying
>>64497003
Torts is a fuckboy
>>64496989
>oilels get 1st pick
>again
>>64496940
Usually other hasb fans are better at bantz than you are refpuck. I love hasb vs blot bantz but you're just lazy and uninspired
>>64496989
You faggots are done taking #1 picks and ruining them. Got it?
>>64497017
He didn't coach the oilels or buffalo though
>>64497062
>inb4 Gretzky redux
>>64497062
Bettman won't let them ruin the sunbelt's best prospect anyway. So far they've only gotten irrelevant Canadians and a Russian.
>>64497028
>>64497062
Get used to it. We're winning the draft lottery.
>>64497069
Ou m8 idfk mout
>>64497039
It's not for the bantz tho, I legit hate them
GOD DAMN IT
These fucking losses are brutal. We keep playing goalies that are playing out of their minds.
Fucking will suck dick for a defensemen that isn't complete shit.
>>64497123
>legit hate the blots
Why?
>>64497117
If they really want to win the draft, call up Benny ;)
>>64497150
Cause they suck dicks obviously
>>64497062
>ruining them
when will this meme end?
the only ruined one is yak and im not really sure he was ever that good anyway
>>64497152
Eberle and RNH are doing their best in his absence.
>>64497172
Yak is trash. Even Mcdavid can't make him a goal scorer.
BIG mac is doing well tonight
>>64497163
D'you hate your mom for the same reason too?
>>64497163
This is what I mean m8. You have to get better at bantz. Have a sandwich, think up some good insults and come back
>>64497145
You can have Bartkowski back for your first rounder
Thoughts on Jake Muzzin literally booty blasting that yotes dude straight to concussion town ladt night?
Dindu nuffin 2bh
>that gay kid sitting behind Tortorella staring at his phone with headphones in.
>>64497191
Habsolutely btfo
>>64497145
>meme'd by Mika Zibanejihad
>>64497244
Florida fans don't like their team
>rise against playing,
There's the reason
>>64497191
GOT EM
great pk by cbj
>>64497191
How can one tripfag be so absolutely destroyed
>it's a "Lu flip flops and costs the team two points" day
>>64497371
Don't you mean HABSolutley
>Oilers and Habs talking about Kassian
Fucking MacTavish.
>>64497395
Don't you mean every weekend
>>64497191
REFPUCK BTFO
THE STREAK IS BROKEN
>>64497415
>tfw we get Yak for Kassian
>mfw 13 minutes till the flyers begin to BTFO the Cucks
>>64497471
>Wanting the worst #1 pick since Stefan
'Kay.
>Roberto Lunongo and Jagr are on the same team
>the team has no fans
Truly unfair
>>64497528
Well, he and Chuckie played for the Sting together and they were ok, r-right?
>>64497542
>no fans
pic was taken less than an hour ago
Can you weebs post more 2d hokkei waifus?
Also, make me a Debbies one pls
>>64497627
Most busiest Sunday night in a long time.
>>64497398
Someone else already said that, didn't wanna meme
>>64497627
I didn't know Columbus had so many people living in sunrise
>>64497219
#freeMuzz
Which NHL arena has the best food?
>Isles getting blown the fuck out by the Leafs
>>64497690
The Stape
![1915265_10153211162271283_6515605385610515960_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4FY0eDO.jpg "1915265 10153211162271283 6515605385610515960 n[1]")
fug
>>64497759
What do they serve there? All I can see is sushi, beet salad, and gluten free beer.
Where are all the chimichangas ese?
>>64497794
Cle is actually good
>>64497145
>Krejci Injured
>Krug Injured
This is not good
>>64495865
Underrated post
>>64491858
>flyers farm system
You mean the kings farm system
>>64497822
I was counting on you faggots to help knock the snes into 6th
>Mfw almost a short handed goal
>>64497690
>Canautists unironically buy overpriced meme food at arenas
>Canautists literally can't smuggle in pubsubs to the game
KEK! Fucking snowniggers
>>64497794
how come one of the teams has the dragon from how to train your dragon as the mascot
>>64497902
>a shitty beer costs 9 bucks at Amalie
How do people afford this shit
>>64497884
Once Krug died our chances of beating Snes were gonna be slim add in Krejci and it seemed nigh
we had the effort but couldn't capitalize.
>>64487941
nigger faggot
>>64497902
i make my own subs fameroo
>can only find a stream of the sparkledogs broadcast
Someone halp
>>64497936
they graduated high school and got a job above $25k
>>64497958
Do you at least use boars head meat
B A R K O V
A
R
K
O
V
>>64498001
Fuck off
>>64497993
Why would you pay 9 bucks for beer no matter how much you make? That's just irresponsible
>>64498001
>all those finnish flags in the crowd
>>64498001
Only likable Fin on the team
>>64498017
Blew jackets fan spotted
>>64498001
holy fuck that eye-hand coordination getting that puck midair. ELITE AS FUCK.
>>64497997
pretty good meats but they are a meme brand.
most of my shit is imported from le boot country or locally sourced.
pens vs fag jets
>>64498034
>>64498034
>>64497958
>I d-didn't want a p-publix sub a-anyway
truly a nation of cuckolds
THE BUST SCORES AGAIN
>>64498046
Can CBJ just be put out of their misery once Bob comes back we will be good? R-right?
>>64498046
>not liking Jokinen
the fuck
>>64498037
how fucking broke are you?
>>64497997
every grocery store in north america has boars head its basically just a step above oscar meyar now do you think thats special? I bet you dont even know your butcher's name because you dont get real meat
>still getting fucked out of playoff spot by meme teams
Fug
Which team from Florida is the best right now?
I want to kill my self, when will the blue jackets win again
>>64498081
Tampa is technically Syracuse right now so itty bitty kitties on a technicality
ELITE
L
I
T
E
Why are the Kanes rapists?
>>64498077
I was surprised that stammer is back on form.
im watching the arizona puppers versus the colorado snowmemes, but the play by play is fucking TERRIBLE.
all bluejackets fans want to commit suicide, please be on watch, let them know that it will be better once bob comes back
>>64498074
I'm sure he's a nice guy and all but he ain't like he was during the Canes stint.
Why are there so many Finns at the Panthers game?
>>64498128
He's definitely looking better. He's still a PP meme babby and he's really only sinking shots from his meme spot on the face off circle. I'm surprised at how well some of the Syracuse kids look though, I think marchessault will find a permanent spot on the team this season
a lot of tension at the ducks flyers game
>>64498164
They're working on their tan.
>>64498181
who cares
>>64497993
>getting a worthless high school """degree"""
>not dropping out and making fat stacks dealing drugs
Ayyy
>>64498164
holiday time.
COLORADO HOW DO YOU HAVE WORF DOING YOUR ARENA ANNOUNCEMENTS, HOLY SHIT.
>>64498164
It's stupid, Czech flags aren't that rare either now that Jagr's there. The only acceptable flags in a Cats home game should be Old Glory and the flag of the state of Florida.
>>64498209
do you guys meme in real life?
also, tell the finns down there to pick up some pubsubs, they won't regret it.
>>64498217
no faggot youre a fedora. tension is girl codework for
>I'm mad at her but she doesnt know for sure I am
>she might be mad at me but I dont know for sure she is
keep pretending anyone gives a shit about 2 non playoff teams though youre basically ugly girl high school drama
>>64497982
P-please respond
These guys are fucking dire
>>64498247
CBJ SCORED, 3-2 LETS GO CBJ
>>64498247
>pick up some pubsubs
DONT DO IT
I TRIED IT AND ITS LITERALLY JUST A FUCKING SUB FROM A PIZZA SHOP. NOTHING FUCKING SPECIAL ABOUT IT
>>64498270
Shut up, cuck.
>>64498258
Calm down autismo
you can tell this nigga loves the pubsub
>>64498247
I've seen Barkov shopping at Publix with his mom before. I'm sure he knows all about their subs.
>>64498247
you have to be able to translate the core humor of a meme into normal conversation, rather than meme outright
-guy who uses /sp/ memes as jokes irl
>>64498291
did you run out of fedora pictures so your next step is to call me autismo? fuck off nigger faggot your team is shit and literally no one cares
rofl lmao all of my laughs
lindback slamming into the back boards and failing to play the puck
Yotes what is wrong with this swede? Is swedish goaltending just a fake meme version of finnish tending or something?
>>64498278
>telling lies on a Srilankan Watercoloring Colloqium
baka desu lad
>read "Kane wanted on sex assault blah blah blah" headline
>oh they're probably just getting patty back in court
>hours pass
>realize it's evander and not patrick
>the city of kane
>>64498310
does he still live with his mom?
what a babby
>>64498346
Better then Smith
>>64498374
more like barkov's mom lives with him.
>>64498416
do you think his mom is good at menes?
Sean show yourself
I need your help
>>64498366
Friendly reminder that BLM will say evander kane is just being targeted because he's black.
Friendlier reminder that sjws think everyone accused of rape actually did the rape
watch em try to rationalize their two dumb fucking belief systems at the same time. kek
>>64498430
she's really good at the "blacked" meme
>>64498439
yet Byfuglien, Subban, Okposo, Simmonds, Duclair, Daley, Iginla, Ward, Jones, Oduya etc etc etc aren't being accused of rape
LUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64498439
>blm
>knowing hockey players
>>64498517
ongo gunna fuck up
>>64498439
Who said it was rape? I read he was being investigated for a sex offense. For all we know he could have fucked a chicken or something.
>Toronto passed us
>Both Anaheim and Winnipeg winning
>bring up a Finnish goalie from the minors
>lose to a bottom feeder
Why does this happen?
>>64498560
He's a nigger, it's in his blood: he raped the chicken.
>>64498510
shhh, Evander a good boy he dindu nuffin
>>64498530
All they need to know is if a person is black or not. If they are, then literally everything bad that has ever happened to said black person is because white people and racisms.
Even if a black person beats up another black person, the perpetrator was forced to become violent cause of le white man oppression. Also if you disagree with that premise, you're also a racist and probably white :^)
>>64498584
Maybe the chicken seduced him.
Colorado Avalanche vs Arizona Coyotes
>>64498632
>>64498632
>>64498632
SPARKLEDOGS @ FOOT CLAN
>best team in Atlantic
>he STILL doesn't know about the Kitties
Can someone post some Panthers slags or at least waifus?
>>64498703
>>64498669
>>64498681
Better then le habs and Detoliet.
>>64498720
Eh. Any high test ebony goodness?
>>64498728
i sex'd yer mom
>>64498669
>not name it "Lu doing the Trudeau dance"
>@EricEngels
>2015-12-27 03:04:34 UTC
>Last time the Montreal Canadiens lost 10 of 11 games, they fired Alain Vigneault and gave Michel Therrien his first NHL coaching job (2000).
F-forgive me Hockey Gods, I accept Jesus Price as my Lord and Savior, I will never say "we don't need Price" anymore.
C-can you p-please stop torturing us now?
>itty bitty kitties first in Atlantic
>blots (currently) out of playoffs
THIS IS THE END
gg panthers, gg jackets
i for one am at least happy the game didn't devolve into chaos.
I'm no pro so take this with salt: keep doing the little things you guys did right tonight, and as it becomes routine..
im not going anywhere
>>64498784
>meme bin
Thoughts?
>>64498784
lel classic broad street bullies.
>>64498821
It's funny that he hired the same lawyer
>>64498821
Why are Buffalo girls so assaultable. I've been there they aren't all that attractive.
>>64498796
Gudbranson slugged one at Hartnell at the end FYI
>>64498796
Who do you think torts is going to healthy scratch next game
>>64498842
>sir, mister Kane is on the line, says he's accused of sexual misconduct.
>again?
>no, his name is Evander.
>>64498821
What a coincidence that both Kane's have had assault cases against them.
THANK YOU BASED PANTHERS
>tfw watching hall and Draisaitl fuck around like bros at warm up
>>64498792
The two Florida teams will never be good at the same time and have a good rivalry.
>>64498886
How long until the Hurricanes get on the rape (allegations) train?
>>64498821
What happened with Pat Kanes case? Because I'm betting that's what will happen here.
I don't like to make assumptions but it seems to be a trend that girls regret sleeping with someone and open an assault case.
>>64498821
SJWs will defend him because he's black and he dindu nnoffin
>finnish goaltending
does it again.
>>64498908
We have better publix here :^)
Who /1-9-2 vs Atlantic teams/ here?
>>64498703
>>64498962
They all taste the same to me desu senpai
>>64498923
>being an evil rape denier
>>64498984
I'm not saying he didn't rape someone but from what I got from the Pat Kane story, that's what happened.
>>64498821
>yfw it's the same girl
>>64498923
The DA basically called her a lying gold-digging whore
>>64498995
Believe women you shitlord.
I'm hungry where should I go to eat
>>64498963
What's going on with johnny T?
>>64498821
These NHL players need to get NDA signed before sleeping with random women. My college roommate slept with a few of the Oilers and signed one every single time and the one time she didn't, he offered her cash to remain silent about it all.
>>64499059
He's just not very good dude. Not Stefan levels of bust, but pushing it.
>>64499059
I don't know. He's not playing that awful; I think he's just not putting the effort in.
Will Evander Kane be allowed to play while they look into it?
>>64499059
I don't follow the team but from what I saw tonight he's just really slow and seems to have no drive for the game?
>>64499128
He should be, but SJWs cried when Patrick Kane was allowed to attend training camp, so they might be pressured suspend him.
>>64499281
>>64499281
>>64499281
EDMONTON AT CALGARY. BATTLE OF ALBERTA STARTS NOW
I hope analslime loses
>>64498963
Same here bruv
>>64499337
>>64499147
>>64499116
>>64499084
All of these are correct. He wasn't hyped quite as much as McDavid or Crosby, but he was expected to become a top 5 player in the game.
Looks like that won't be the case. Think Eric Staal. He'll produce, sure, and get paid money. But ideally you want a higher caliber player if they're gonna be the face of your franchise. And, funny enough, they're both ugly SoBs. Must be part Finnish
>>64498873
jets started it though cant get cucked in your own building
>>64498821
Dindu nuffin
>>64499392
One cold streak and Tavares is getting compared to Eric Staal. This place can be just as reactionary as HF.
>>64499075
What a sloot
>>64499485
Was Giroux a meme all along? Not even in the top 10
PEOPLE ON TWITTER ARE FUCKING COMPLETE KEKS
>>64499487
Nah man. I'm envious honestly. She on/off dated Justin Schultz for a year and he was giving her tons of gifts (purses, clothes) and even went down to the Dominican during off season.
Puck bunnies may look slutty but they get a lot out of it. I don't blame them.
>can't score at dallass
>shut out at home vs carolelna
>chicag0
Lelmao at the butthawks
>>64499628
That's great.
But she's living in Calgary now and has been dating a flame for two years and works as a vet tech. Some women just have a type.
>be stars
>be the best team in the league
>still see tons of empty seats in home arena
fucks sake
>>64489764
next: Aldi
>>64499594
>being envious of a girl banging dudes
>>64499716
Didn't they just have a bunch of tornadoes and shit come through? They should still sell out most games, but today seems understandable.
>>64499738
I'm a grill
I'm average 7/10 and she's a 10/10 who gets whoever she wants. Of course I'm jealous.
>>64499768
should post butt desu
>>64499738
>not bartering your boypussy to closeted athletes for free shit
smhtbhfam
>>64499716
Stars are actually 14th in the league in attendance at the moment. Plus there's been a ton of tornadoes yesterday, a flash flood at the moment in Dallas, and half of the state is iced over in a winter storm
>>64499794
this 2bh
>rags
>>64499768
Hello m'lady. I for one would have loved to take you to a dinner with seafood and candles if I lived in Canada and played in the NHL.
/r/ qt with flames sweater
>>64499861
>tfw not in Canada
JUST
>>64499861
rrrreeeeeeeee
http://peachmodel.tumblr.com/post/135667493335/me-bum-ft-ripped-underwear
>>64499902
Did you actually believe she was real?
>>64499927
>le that's me excuse
Hey nice job cat fish you just obtained a million fedoras
>>64499922
Do you actually believe I believe that?
>>64499950
bread on butt
>>64499968
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpeachmodel.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F135667493335%2Fme-bum-ft-ripped-underwear
>>64499982
new
>rags
