OFFICIAL SNF GIANTS @ VIKINGS GAMETHREAD #2
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3-10
>>64499907
03:35
>gnats
>wallace
thanks for contributing
1st for NFCN showdown next weekend
Nth for burrito
wew
Did anyone tell Mike Wallace that he is Mike Wallace today?
Because he's catching passes and its weird.
This game sucks
>football is almost over
imagine in refball didn't exist, the Cowboys would be reigning Super Bowl champs right now
What's next for him?
What if his brother knew about it?
>>64499958
are you neet?
This game sucks
Vikings pass game on fire, Peterson getting shut down. Giants can't compete a pass, running is the only way they've gotten yards.
Is this bizzaro NFL?
Man, teddy is so good at the hard count.
What do you guys think bobby wade is up to right now?
>>64499989
cute
What's this move called?
>>64499989
d'aww
>>64499973
so fly
>>64499988
lel is this that 50 year old man who thinks hes a 6 year old girl?
>>64499988
I agree. This game is triggering me.
>>64499992
>cowgirls being successful
I like when you can tell that the refs are cold as fuck. Ref is talking like his face is frozen
>>64499997
no, university
Honest Question:
If the Vikings win today, should they throw next week in order to avoid playing Seattle?
If they win this week and next, they are guaranteed to play the Seahawks in MN...which ended badly last time.
If they lose against Green Bay, then they get either the 5th seed and play Washington (if Seattle loses), or get the 6th seed and play the Packers at Lambeau again (if Seattle wins).
Should the Vikings throw next week's game if they win today?
I'm not a proxy tbqh. And don't imply it bc posting from here was banned for a long time and I was limited to lurk and I don't want them to ban it again
>>64499989
thats one cool cat
>>64499996
His brother doesn't know much of anything
Come on Asiata, bring that fucker down.
You now remember this is teds first full season
>>64499989
>tfw my shit iPhone won't play webms so Idk what everyone is reacting to
P please someone tell me what happens
>>64500044
I'd hate to lose to the packers more than I'd hate losing to the seahawks.
>>64500048
Nice proxy, Anon :3
>camera cuts to Zimmer just as he mouths the word "fuck"
that's
>my
coach
>>64499989
>having a cat
lmao, get a dog like a real man you fucking fairy
>>64500024
I now have PTSD because of this game.
Please donate to my patreon and gofundme thanks
>>64500048
post proof that you're not a proxy
>>64500044
Everyone was dead for that game tho
>>64500048
reported for ban evasion
>>64500044
Naw
Sea chickens looked like shit today
>>64499971
You can't win with the pro noun. But I love me some Kimber James.
>>64500044
The Vikings are gonna lose no matter what
>memewater winning a playoff game
Get a hold of yourself anon
>>64500015
The best thing I've seen all day?
>>64500044
I don't like the idea of throwing games to play someone soft. Besides, now that Seattle is one dimensional, if they had to play them, I think they can win. The rasm showed that's possible with a team similar to the Vikes
>>64500063
Get vlc player
>>64500063
Get the VLC player from the app store
>>64500044
Might not have to throw anything, Vikings have a very bad time at Lambeau historically.
>The Mannings
>>64500044
Fuck no, I want them to win the division
Wow the manning league of sacks holy shit
>gnats
HARRISON SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH
>>64500077
SMITH!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Welp
>>64500086
>Kimber James
Doesn't do porn anymore, though, I don't think ;_;
>>64500089
>second season alive
>some anon thinks he can call his playstyle and skill accurately
PICK SIX
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PICKSIX
PICK SIX
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HITMAN!
PICK
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>The Mannings are a family of 1000 sacks
FUCKING BUKEKEK
SKÅÅÅL
>Elisha Manning
>>64500116
And the one on the left still has more rings
CAN'T SPELL ELITE WITHOUT ELI
smith was not voted into the pro bowl
HARRY THE FUCKING HITMAN
welcome back son!
BACK TO NORMAL MINNESOTA BALL
DEFENSE IS THE OFFENSE
YESSSS
>gnats
How many times have the Mannings been intercepted?
HARRY THE HITMAN
DOINk
>Dat Hitman Harry
>walsh
fire him
>missed extra point
Nice meme
wow. Everyone acts like the Cowboys are a joke, it's like you all forgot the Cowboys went 12-4 and steamrolled the NFL last year, it's like you forgot the Cowboys had huge fluke injuries to their 3 best players on the team. I'll get the last laugh, 2016-2017 is the Cowboys year and i have a huge folder of screenshots of you guys talking shit about the Cowboys to post all throughout next year as the Cowboys dominate, so think twice about saying something bad about the Cowboys, it may just come back to haunt you next year as you become one of my many victims
NIGGAS I TOLD YOU PICK 6
ELITE WHITE SAFETY
>>64500125
Do you live in the middle of nowhere?
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who think that white "people" make competent qbs
dink
>every single manning is a meme
>every
>single
>one
>>64500125
thats like border patrol
are you american posted in belize?
>Cheekily banter the Manning family
>Little brother gets so flustered he throws a pick 6
fucking walsh
>walsh missing the extra point
Come on...
>>64500129
Nope , he retired.
Oh look, Randle gave up another INT
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS WALSH
blair walsh, what the fuck is your deal with PATs??!?!?!
wow. Everyone acts like the Cowboys are a joke, it's like you all forgot the Cowboys went 12-4 and steamrolled the NFL last year, it's like you forgot the Cowboys had huge fluke injuries to their 3 best players on the team. I'll get the last laugh, 2016-2017 is the Cowboys year and i have a huge folder of screenshots of you guys talking shit about the Cowboys to post all throughout next year as the Cowboys dominate, so think twice about saying something bad about the Cowboys, it may just come back to haunt you next year as you become one of my many victims
wow. Everyone acts like the Cowboys are a joke, it's like you all forgot the Cowboys went 12-4 and steamrolled the NFL last year, it's like you forgot the Cowboys had huge fluke injuries to their 3 best players on the team. I'll get the last laugh, 2016-2017 is the Cowboys year and i have a huge folder of screenshots of you guys talking shit about the Cowboys to post all throughout next year as the Cowboys dominate, so think twice about saying something bad about the Cowboys, it may just come back to haunt you next year as you become one of my many victims
wow. Everyone acts like the Cowboys are a joke, it's like you all forgot the Cowboys went 12-4 and steamrolled the NFL last year, it's like you forgot the Cowboys had huge fluke injuries to their 3 best players on the team. I'll get the last laugh, 2016-2017 is the Cowboys year and i have a huge folder of screenshots of you guys talking shit about the Cowboys to post all throughout next year as the Cowboys dominate, so think twice about saying something bad about the Cowboys, it may just come back to haunt you next year as you become one of my many victims
What porn star should I fap to at halftime?
GONNA NEED A WEBM OF THAT ONE SWEDEBRO
>frodo
>>64500166
Nigga fuck you
Is Smith a white safety? whew
>>64500129
She does. But she's full male to female now. And it's gross.
holy fuck eli looks so uncomfortable around the cancer kids. How bad is his autism?
>its cold out
>my feet hurt
>this crowd is too loud
>I wish I was back home getting lesson from Peyton
>Bridgewater isn't even a real QB
>>64500125
It'd be cool to live on the water in Belize.
>>64500171
I said earlier all we needed now was a pick 6 and I'd be happy
>>64500185
>he
Anon, please don't trigger me. /sp/ is supposed to be my safe space.
>santa is a nigger
Okay, we've gone too far with this multicult shit. Fucking Jews.
>implying ELITE MANNING wont make an autism fueled 4th Quarter comeback
>white db with legit speed
Can't wait until the master race takes over the NFL again
>make 50+ yarders like they're his bitch
>miss 30 yarders
classic waslh
>>64500210
RARE FLAG
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IT'S OGRE
>>64500172
Pretty much but not really
>>64500103
>>64500105
I'm not joking, someone gave me this phone after I broke my HTC phone so when I tried to use the App Store it asked for that persons Apple ID password and idk it and Idk how that shit works, why does Apple make this shit so complicated? My android played them without needing to download apps and shit
>>64500217
santa isn't real man
Can we finally say the Blair Walsh Project is a failure?
>>64500210
>bermuda
cool
Who /Cena/ here?
>>64500166
Redskins has half their team literally dead and they won the division. Pats entire team is dead and they continued being the Pats. Cowboys have literally no excuse
>>64500015
The "Tell Me I Was Asking For It"
>all that winter breath
You'd think they were all toking
So, when's Eli going to retire?
>Still not involving jennings
This is coughlins fault as much as macadoos
>>64500240
nah
he's going to a dome next season
>>64500232
>>64500243
Everyone
>>64500130
Ya pretty much
Why is Williams in there instead of jennings
>>64500245
What happened to Brian Orakpo? He was a huge star at Texas and so hyped up as an NFL star but he just disappeared
>>64500240
But it pretty much spawned the cam-horror genre. It's here. It's queer. Get used to it.
What a shit weekend of football
>>64500243
pic related is going to be my face assuming Vikes don't somehow hit self-destruct button desu senpai
>>64500242
Bermuda is really nice, especially lately. Weather's been perfect.
>>64500259
this, and he got paid. so we ride him for a couple of seasons
>>64500253
%triforce
**TEDDY TIME**
I love when you can see the breath coming from all the players and everyone looks like dragons
>>64500249
>all that mouth brea thing
I understand it's a sport infested with niggers but you'd think as athletes they would know to breathe through their noses.
>This subway damage control after they gave a pederast and RGKnee airtime for 10 years
Lets liven up this game
Dubs I fap to gay
Trips shemale
00 I fap to a picture of Mike Tomlin
>>64500253
[zalgo]:^)[/zalgo]
>>64500240
as long as he drills a 50 yarder in the Packer game, he still good
u gonna get jolly
Who is the Steph Curry of the NFL?
>>64500278
I think we would have been better off if the cam horror genre hadn't been discovered
>This Deckerson/Payton commercial
[flip]TOUCHDOWN TEDDY[/flip]
>>64500280
what?
>14-1
>stoolers
>pats
>puckers
>seacucks
where have you been m8
>>64500291
newfag
>>64500312
Here your (you)
>>64500304
You live in some shitty southern state, don't you?
>>64500319
Russel Wilson
>>64500306
>he's never been winded
>he's never participated in sports
>>64500253
*ayy*
>>64500277
Drafted by the Skins and he was decent while he was here, but literally every season he would be injured and miss half the season. His contract ran out last year and he signed with the Titans
>>64500312
cuck
Gonna have a shower at half time me thinks.
When is OBJ going to start making meme catches?
>>64500194
TS Foxxy
>>64500306
this is a joke, right? have you ever winded yourself, fatty?
>>64500342
>signed with the Titans
Brian Orakpo is a stupid nigger
>>64500332
>Thinking someone on 4chan goes outside ever
SACK
>>64500326
Cheering for the packers
Wow Manning sacks are becoming a meme
>>64500240
He needs immersion therapy with PATs or something. He ices 50+ yarders all the time, so it's not like he's a shitty kicker. The dome next year should help even him out.
>Eli sacking
>>64500234
>santa isn't real
>>64500321
First person horror is cool. But not in the theater. Paranormal Activity had been okay (as a horror genre) but the new one seems retarded. The other spin offs have been bad. Maybe you're right.
>>64500373
I wish I looked like this beautiful man. Do you mind if I save this image?
Lmao elite just fall down anytime someone looks at him
Vikings pass rush starting to resemble the cardinals
>Action around the head
>>64500373
Good point I suppose. I concede.
>>64500377
puckerfags btfo today
>>64500391
To be fair, manning was fucked there. He made a career decision, and I don't blame him.
>>64500194
Kimber James. Fabians Spears. It's all good.
>>64500061
and he left college after 3 years
>>64500377
sorry to hear that.
>>64500355
fuck yeah, can I join you? Let's lite some candles
>>64500365
No, I'm fit and not a meathead so I don't get winded
The only white elite DB and 2015 All-Pro Harrison Smith pick 6 webm
>>64500332
I live in Connecticut
Guys I have 4 years of free college for me and don't what I should major in
It can't be anything math related because I can't even do anything like in the picture
What should I do?
>>64500403
Enjoy the night because you guys are gonna start 2016 losing twice to us.
>>64500392
That's what it looked like during the win streak before Joseph, Barr and Smith went out
>>64500410
Fatass thats never exerted himself detected
>>64500409
Nah m8, I'm not a bender.
>>64500410
Do you even realize what meathead means
>>64500410
Yes but have you ever played team football? So shut the fuck up
>>64500381
>it just keeps happening
>>64500418
203 or 860?
Where we're you when the Giants and Odell fraud was kill?
>>64500277
He tore a titty and never was the same
>>64500418
Yeah, that's southern as far as I'm concerned.
I bet you don't even have snow on the ground right now.
>>64500423
business
>>64500423
marketing
>>64500418
>CT bro
mah nigga!
>>64500423
Work at Subway
>>64500413
I can clap to this.
>>64500423
A)
B)
>>64500435
scared little bitch. try some new things.
Fuck Bridgewater is making some really, really tight passes.
>64500425
You don't deserve a (You)
lol the vikings stadium looks like a fucking college stadium
>>64500423
Biology and law enforcement, then live a rewarding life as a national park ranger
>>64500441
the ride never ends man
>>64500473
i was literally about to say that, good stuff man
>>64500425
I have enjoyed the night you fucking turd. I relish every pucker loss and Vikes win like a fine bourbon. See your boys next weekend
>64500472
You don't deserve a (You)
>>64500413
lel, he whiffed on his toss at the endzone wall.
>>64500472
That'd because it is, dill hole
>Giants fan
Fuck this team.
>>64500423
Engineering > Medicine > Computer Science > Math > Physics > Biology > Chemistry
>>64500472
Name a single college stadium that looks anything like the new Vikings stadium.
>>64500472
thats because it is, I swear some of you mother fuckers dont even watch the game
go take a picture of your sister's feet and post em ITT
dont worry we wont do anything creepy!
>>64500472
You must be trolling
2/10
Incoming miss fg
>depending on walsh
>>64500418
>>64500456
>tfw live in a west texas desert and my dad from CT tells me how when he was a kid he was a 30 second walk from the beach and about their famous pizza
Must be nice
Hory shet.
Holy shit he made it!
>ITT sp memesters and int communists are out of shape and get winded
>>64500410
>i don't get winded
i actually laughed
you don't play sports
good first half
>>64500524
sheeit, he dun did it gud!
>Walsh making 52-yard like it's his prison bitch
god walsh is weird as fuck. he makes these long field goals but misses extra points. Whatever I guess I'll take it
>>64500527
The beaches suck and the pizza is overrated
>>64500527
Where in there as desert? Every year I spend a few weeks out there.
tybasedwalsh
>>64500240
Look at this cuck and laugh
>>64500544
Walsh's reliability is inversely proportional to how easy the kick is m8
Why are the Gunts wearing AtTheMoment on their jerseys
At this rate the Vikings will win 38 - 6
Ayers Jr is a real hothead
>>64500555
>Trips confirm
>>64500555
Trips confirm.
Also Maine is 10x better
>>64500527
Connecticut actually kind of sucks. It's super expensive and the only benefit is being close-but-not-too-close to major cities. But the pizza is pretty great and the Sound is nice.
I'd definitely rather live here than in the middle-of-nowhere Texas. But not Austin or San Antonio.
>Walsh makes a 52 yard fg
>can't even get the kickoff inside the 5
>>64500527
a lot of people like to shit on CT but I gotta tell you man, i love living here
>>64500555
Trips of truth.
New Haven pizza is decent, but the beaches are shit.
HOL UP
>head smokes
WHASS U SAYIN IS
>>64500563
Where in the Texas desert*. Autocorrect really butchered that.
>>64500566
Yeah thats right, the autistic fuck can nail 40+ yarders night and day, but ask him to kick and extra point and he misses.
>>64500580
Your liquor laws are a joke bro
im conflicted.
i need the vikings to lose for muh falcons but i want walsh to make everything because muh dawgs
>>64500583
>Maine
get the nukes ready
>>64500527
Fellow TX bro!
At least I'm not in West Texas doe heh
Will someone get this hothead out of here
>>64500527
Panhandle or west texas?
>>64500570
Wouldn't be much different from the final score of the Arizona Green Bay game
>>64500580
every state > CT (I'm the OP from CT)
since there is state talking going on.
moving from illinois to iowa. what to expect? chicago rn
>>64500580
Why do we allow Rhode Island to continue to exist?
>>64500555
New Jersey and Long Island beaches are better, but New Haven pizza is pretty good. So is Colony Pizza.
>>64500591
/pol/ pls go.
>>64500410
>fit
>don't get winded
Please elaborate anon
>>64500410
no you just arent working hard enough
>>64500610
>>64500610
>>64500610
I second this
>pantera
>in an advertisement
>>64500607
From Oklahoma
Can confirm that this is wrong
When will the league mandate 50 yard PATs so all these other cuck kickers have to actually compete with BASED Walsh
Hey guys. Remember that time that guy on the Patriots elected to kick after winning the coin toss in OT
you now remember this
https://streamable.com/8fnu
DOINK
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>>64500527
>living in texas
when does scheduling for next week get decided
>>64500609
Rhode Island is based as fuck
>>64500635
this
>>64500610
That's a /tv/ meme
>>64500608
Davenport here, expect not much to do even in the larger cities.
>>64500594
Abilene, sometimes San Angelo
>>64500607
My cousin had to pay a million dollars or something for some tiny shantyhouse in Darien, CT.
Fuck that state and their elitism.
>tfw realizing ive lost $1300 on fanduel/draftkings this year
>>64500628
From Arkansas
Can confirm
>>64500647
for a place founded by a guy kicked out of Boston, it's okay
>being fit means you never breathe hard
No (You) for you
>>64500635
50 yard PATs would be pretty interesting tbqh
>>64500638
>https://streamable.com/8fnu
stolen from reddit
>>64500652
Seriously. We were paying more for gas than Hawaii and California in 2014.
>>64500654
That's pretty cool that you had $1300 to throw away. Congrats man!
>>64500654
Kill yourself.
>>64500669
what's your username on reddit?
>>64500650
>Daveport
me too
>scared
>>64500661
Based Roger Williams
>>64500656
CTbro here. Arkansas is one of the states I'm kind of fascinated with and would like to experience. Tornadoes aside, it seems like it's filled with nice folks and beautiful scenery.
>>64500647
It's literally a shitty Connecticut.
>>64500652
>Fuck that state and their elitism.
Waahhh I had to pay to live less than an hour outside of New York City in a town with some of the best schools in the country right on the water.
>>64500651
Abilene is a lovely cozy town. But San Angelo sucks.
>>64500647
>800 year old buildings
>literally still shitting in pots under the bed
No
>>64500669
I know but it makes me laugh
>>64500654
you fucking dumbass
>>64500693
ill give you two guesses but you're only going to need one
>>64500698
>Gun Wavin' New Haven
Sure brah. Stay ducking shots.
>>64500693
neodestiny
How meme do you ahve to be to get married on a football field?
>ywn be a part of the Sacktastic trio
>>64500698
>I want to live near NYC or any metropolis
>costas is still employed
Minnesota confirmed best state
>top 5 economy
>#2 in education
>"Minnesota Nice"
>Gas prices near $1.70
>leader in medical science, ag science
Why wouldn't you want to live here?
Why the fuck would you get married in a stadium?
>>64500651
>abilene
>west texas
>>64500650
>>64500694
im into outdoorsy stuff. i am guessing ill have to drive away from iowa to do stuff like hiking and climbing?
just curious. s'all good if itsnt your thing so you dont know
Hi guys I am meme(maymay) how are you
>>64500721
Providence isn't any better.
SHUT THE FUCK BOB COSTAS
Why doesn't the team just fucking play defense if they want to win?
>>64500608
where are you moving in Iowa?
>>64500580
MD>RI>CT
Fixed for you
>Tuxedos
>Football
Where have I seen this before?
>>64500747
too fucking cold
>Muh sudden death overtime rules suck
Bob just shut up.
>patriots lose
Should we change the rule? Let's change the rule
But seriously I think it's pretty dumb you don't get to match
Fuck off Costas
If your defense can't do their jobs you don't deserve to win
>>64500747
>And i'm from there
awww yiss
>>64500747
Feet of snow and never-ending road construction
>>64500763
cedar rapids
>>64500747
Fucking cold as shit
Hot blonde chicks though so...
>patriots get fucked in OT
>"WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE COINTOSS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE"
>>64500747
The only downsides are the cold and being that close to fucking Wisconsin AND Iowa.
>>64500772
Two sides to the game
PLAY. BETTER. DEFENSE.
>>64500703
>Not appreciating architectural history
fuck off plebian
>Teams have been losing in OT from 1st possession tds for years
>happens to the pats and Pink eye Costas goes on a diatribe about how the rules aren't fair
>>64500775
This. Walk off BTFO is apparently a Pats weakness, but that doesn't mean the rule is bad.
>>64500739
Yeah, with all those neetbux you've got, I could see why you wouldn't want a six-figure finance job in the city.
Bob Costas needs to get off his soapbox and fuck off.
>"m-m-muh fair overtime rules! a coin flip decides overtime!!!!!"
They already butchered it enough. All that's left is them going full retard like college football.
>>64500697
Its much better than Oklahoma.
>hills
>forests
>not as much bad weather
>4 seasons
>>64500771
>>64500772
seriously, if you are giving up a touchdown before you can get your offense on the field you need to work on your defense in the off season
>>64500794
>america
>architectural history
lmao
>>64500702
I love the people here but damn there is nothing to do, it's very depressing to spend a week in Dallas or Houston with cousins where there's so much to do and then pull back into quiet, slow Abilene. I'd love to live here when I'm older but not now
>>64500747
>minnesota
>cold as shit
it's been fucking warm as hell here though this winter
>>64500767
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA
>>64500769
>>64500786
>>64500789
>Complaining abut cold
fucking faggots
Do you guys think BO3 is worth buying? Couple of my friends have it and I can join in the multiplayer
>>64500760
>In 2010, Providence fared better regarding violent crime than most of its peer cities: Springfield, Massachusetts, a city with approximately 20,000 fewer residents than Providence, reported 15 murders in 2009 (i.e., the same number of homicides as Providence, but a slightly higher rate per capita);[68] New Haven, Connecticut and Hartford, Connecticut, cities with approximately 50,000 fewer people than Providence, reported, respectively, 24 and 26 murders in 2010, significantly higher murder rates per capita than Providence.
>Big Guys
Friendly reminder that
>When the Cowboys collapsed, everyone said we were a shoe-in for the East
>This was supposed to be the year of the cycle, everything was lining up for it
>Tom Coughlin always wins the Owl when he is on the hot seat
WHAT HAPPENED
>>64500757
there's a nice state park within a couple of hours. Plenty of fishing all around.
>>64500793
Just like you said
>two sides to the game
So you should be able to match on offense. Cfb OT makes more sense
Are they seriously arguing that they should change OT rules just because the Pats shot themselves in the foot and were objectively wrong to kick? There is no good reason to kick if you win the flip in OT, I get the possible advantage of knowing whether you need the FG or TD, but it's not worth risking giving up the TD and losing outright. The pats fucked up, they made a bad choice, and they deserved to lose if only for that reason, especially if they were trying to be cute and clever by doing so, cry more
>>64500737
God DAMN Eli looks fat as fuck
>>64500821
but family, that's been the case throughout the country with irregular weather
>>64500827
It's a fun game go for it.
Daily reminder that based Zimmer deferred in OT and won because Vikings D is actually good and can win games.
>>64500821
same over here
first snow came today
i hadnät even seen ice on the roads up until today
>>64500788
I'm done with the NFL changing rules because the current ones are detrimental to the fucking pats
>>64500755
It's kinda in the middle of Texas but it's considered "The Gateway to the West" and is considered West Texas
>>64500819
Are you in San Angelo for work or school? I'm assuming you work in the oil fields out there. Aren't there some closer to Houston?
>tfw halftime lasts longer than your halftime fap
>>64500785
I have family in the area but I know nothing of hiking in the area, I've spent my whole in life in central IA.
>>64500827
campaign sucked
multiplayer is a bland twitch fest
zombies was okay tho
your call amigo
>>64500747
You forgot to mention the part where they openly said they would accept refugees.
>>64500827
to play with friends, yes
otherwise, no
Will Eli go Elite in the 4th Q again?
>>64500821
>this winter
Yeah and it's too cold literally the rest of the time. Plus when the ice age cometh, MN will be under 2 mi of ice.
>>64500854
This.
I can't wait for Brady to retire and for the pats to fade back into mediocrity.
>>64500857
I'm from the panhandle. You're not in west Texas until it's 16 miles to the nearest walmart
>>64500871
>implying MN isn't already full of somalis
>>64500849
el nino years are automatically fun
>>64500857
Jesus, you're like New York considering anything above NYC to be "upstate"
>>64500737
Did Archie get cucked? Elisha looks nothing like him
>>64500839
cool. excited to move. open to more recommendations for stuff to do btw
>>64500862
figures. hopefully the drive to places is not too shabby.
>>64500892
I heard it was only Minneapolis
>>64500851
>>64500846
Deferring is definitely the alpha move. If your defense can't hold them from scoring a TD, you deserve to lose. If your defense stops them, you can win with just a field goal, which is almost a given when you are in 4 down territory
New York will score on this drive.
>>64500871
It's MN, they're the most based state, why would they turn down refugees?
>>64500747
All the fucking somalians who can't drive for shit
>>64500892
That's just Minneapolis and St. Cloud.
>>64500885
>vikings always self destruct in the 4th
>manning becomes elite in the 4th
MAKE IT SO
>>64500908
and the suburbs
and rochester
and moorhead
and mankato
basically any large enough city has 'em
>>64500854
Remember after the Ravens Superbowl there were people talking about changing the "safety" rules in the last two minutes or something? They never said how they wanted to change it everyone was just butt blasted that the $(ers lost.
>>64500908
from what I've heard they've started to spread to rochester and St. cloud. Not sure how true that is but, there was anti muslim shit in St cloud a lot recently
>64500912
You don't deserve a (You)
>>64500925
>>64500926
Can't be
>>64500926
Why are you rooting for that jerry?
>>64500908
They're pretty numerous here in St. Cloud.
>>64500917
Good goy
>>64500919
I think you meant "Iowans"
seriously, fuck iowa drivers
>>64500901
he inherited the downs from his mother
>>64500912
LOL nope.
THE FORCE
IS
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>>64500919
then drive your broke ass to the airport, cunt.
What a shitty weekend it has been for west coast offenses.
>Green Bay
>Giants
>>64500912
The city of (you)
>>64500933
Yeah that sounds familiar. I think a case can be made for rule change if it occurs multiple times over the span of a season or two, not just to one team or in one game
>>64500955
Hey fuck you, I've never been in your fucked state and never plan on it you Shitteapolis clown
>>64500933
>>64500933
Intentional safeties are too fucking rare, though
North Minneapolis here.
No. Im not a nigger.
>>64500974
Pretty hard with all the Somalis. Plus blm tried to shut it down.
>>64500997
>STUD
>T
>U
>D
Let's see... What Vikings meme hasn't happened yet...
AP fumble?
>>64500747
Ask Minnesota's sports teams, all of them have attempted to leave
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of a GE employee!
>>64500963
>>64500942
I don't know still can't really see it
>>64500955
Cant be helped, states full of old people.
>>64501012
>blm
literally had my cousin come in on a flight during these protests.
>>64501025
No "sleep tight memey" yet
>>64500846
The rules are shit. College is infinitely better, just move it back more for nfl
It is gay this is spurred from a pats nigger talking like a literal chimp
>>64501031
Because they all suck
>>64501025
>and then he fumbles the ball
>>64500859
Nah I work in Abilene but I have a sick grandparent that lives in San Angelo so I take a lot of time off to spend time with them in San Angelo and help take care of stuff. Even if I do move I know eventually I'll end up back in Abilene, I like the people too much
>>64500963
"I used to dance with the negros on bourbon street and cuck my husband with their negro dongs. I'd blow them dongs like I was playing a trumpet. Then we'd jazz it up with zatarains."
>>64501025
Teddy being knocked the fuck out
>>64500938
Yeah there's a decent Somali population in both Rochester and St. Cloud. I never liked St. Cloud and a lot of people are showing what true mouthbreathers they are with this anti-muslim shit. There's always minor tension in Rochester it seems, but I think they've been far more accepting. Can't say much about Minneapolis though.
>>64501025
Sleep tight memey hasn't happened yet, either
>>64500627
hardees ads are always horseshit though
Another Rudolph sighting! Fuck yeah
>>64501011
your not fooling anyone jamal
HOLY SHIT
that throw to Rudolph
Collnswirth is good. Fuck u if u disagree
>>64501055
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO GODDAMNIT DUBS
>>64501077
shhheeeiiiitt boiiiiiiii
>>64500955
>iowans bad drivers
>when MN closes I35 if there's a threat of snow
who comfy here
sweet throw
>some wt idiots here unironically compared teddy to ponder
>>64501092
>bud ice
my nigga
>>64501092
>piss
kill urself my man
>>64501083
Of course hes good
He was in madden. (They subsequently got nantz and simms but my point stands)
>all these people talking shit about somalians
>people from minnesota basically telling everyone they're not that bad
this is why minnesota is the most based state
>>64501091
I35 is full of iowaniggers trying to escape the hell known as where they belong. of course they would.
>>64501100
The only qbs comparable to ponder are freeman and cassel and maybe jackson
>just pound that thing right in there
>>64501091
>threat of snow
>at a foot a pop
yeah. its a big deal
>>64501131
RARE FLAG
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>>64501113
>piss
5.5
fuck off memer, even if it tastes like shit
>>64501092
Drinking some Not Your Fathers Root Beer here
GIVE ME A REASON
>>64501143
>5.5
>not drinking nordeast
literal pussy shit. kill self
>>64501091
ive had to take I29 up to sioux falls to get home one night because i35 was closed in northern iowa because they dont have enough plows
WALSH MADE IT
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this game is boring af desu
If the Giants are going to make a comeback just to lose in the last 10 seconds in heartbreaking fashion they better get moving.
I currently reside in based Iowa.
You want to honestly know when the only time we get pissed and stop acting like the humble, good-natured, genuine folk we are?
When fucking out-of-staters come here and steal our work, or come here and start raising the crime rates.
Sure you faglords' cities are SOOOO based with your negroid majority and stupid crime rates, retarded high rents, no peace and quiet. So stay there and leave us the fuck alone.
>>64501120
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Who /DJGlenn/ here?
Is there any issue with getting drunk when I have the flu?
>>64501157
Just had that for the first time on Christmas Eve.
Why wasn't I informed that Hard Root Beer existed?
Wlash's range is 0-29, 45+
>>64501172
no this game is comfy as fuck
>tfw out of beer and bourbon
Fuck blue laws
>>64501172
I'm paying more attention to the thread
>>64501092
>bud ice
>not natty daddy
why?
>>64500462
>>64500489
you guys are making your countries look bad
>>64501163
>Nordeast
Mah nigga.
>>64501182
Lel no, I've actually been doing that for years, when I get sick I just get drunk every night, it probably slows down recovery time but I feel better dammit
>>64501181
BASED GLEN
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FROM THE MAIL ROOM
>>64501192
>not being properly stocked with alcohol and snacks on a football Sunday
you get what you deserve, slacker
>"cmon shoot"
Motherfucker, I have literally killed people for less than that. I'm not talking about navy seals copypasta shit, I'm talking about me blowing peoples' brains out for saying the wrong shit to me.
Some punks on Facebook said the wrong fucking thing to me a while back and I made this video to straighten them out. You've been warned. Back the fuck down now, or this shit might escalate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkFMf_hxeIs
>>64501178
As a Minnesotan who lives in the Twin Cities...I agree with this. Iowa, you don't want this vibrancy.
>>64501163
>15 bucks for a sixer
>>64500972
I was joking. I hate New York.
>>64501185
I didn't know until around August lol
New brother-in-law had some
>threw a bunch of beer cans into my neighbors yard
>police knocking at my front door right now
WHAT SHOULD I DO
>>64501231
>being poor
>>64501226
faggot
>Eli
>Elite
>>64500517
he said he can't do math, so most of those are out
really leaves medicine, bio, or chem, but even then i believe most universities require at least calc 1 for all of those
he should major in black female studies desu
>memeli
>lelite
>The Entire Manning Family
>>64501255
j-j-just wait till 4th quarter
>>64501178
Quit memeing you fuck. I live here as well, you think I care about the insults? They're funny.
>ELI MANNING IS ELITE.
>>64500982
I am from miami and still live there.
>>64501238
Ignore them. They will go away, leave a card at the door. Then they'll prob come back in a day or two if you don't call.
CAPTAIN
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Eli
wew lad
Is Eli Manning the worst starting QB in the league?
PICK
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>just
>>64501206
c for the first one
b is correct for the second one
reminder that it is 430am over here
PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6
Fucking eli lmao
CAPTAIN
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>I could not stand me
FIRE EVERYONE
It's Pucker vs Cards all over again.
Fuck
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>eli just got 2 of his players injured
Giants look like a team that found out it lost the division last night
>Giants
>Absolute garbage with out le meme one hander man
What a terribly put together team.
ELI MEMES AGAIN WITH THE INT
Min: "how you want this game to go?"
Eli: "just fuck my shit up"
Game over
>VIKINGS DEFENSE
Has the "Eli Manning: Elite QB" comic already been posted?
>>64500517
>Biology in front of Chemistry
m8, Biology majors are just wannabe chem majors who fail at math and couldn't pass o-chem.
>>64501256
I thought that was the joke and he was listing jobs in order of math difficulty when I glanced at it desu
Medicine and physics would be swapped tho
>>64501268
>MFW I thought it WAS the 4th
PEE-LI FANNYLING!!
>>64501182
I would never drink booze when I was sick. In fact that's how I eventually stopped drinking after being blackout drunk nearly every night for almost 10 years.
I went for two days straight without drinking so I decided to go for three after I felt better. then I tried to go for a week without drinking. Then a month.
That was six years ago and I have not been drunk since.
IT'S A PICK CAPN
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>>64501231
Sadly $15 for a sixer is pretty normal where I live, famalam.
>>64501231
Are you serious? I can get a 12 pack of 16 Oz cans for $9.99 from total wine. Surly has the expensive boutique shit.
Hey guys 4 year cycle, am I right?
this game doesn't even matter, but fuck this
>>64501269
Hey pham, I'm just saying, the worst thing about Iowa is the people who live here who aren't from Iowa.
GO FOR 2
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AD TD
fuck that was close, I thought he was going to fumble
ADRIAN MEMERSON
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>>64501325
how bad did the pats get exposed today?
essentially reverse result from the shamfur dispray 2 years ago when gnats btfo joshfreeman-ledd vikings
>>64501300
And now non-Giants fans begin to see this...hopefully Reese gets fired for this
The SNF crew is the most boring sack of shit.
>Dan Patrick
>Tony Dungy
>Bob Costas
>Hines Ward
>Rodney Harrison
VIKINGS
>>64501325
>pats crying for attention again
Literally worse than KC fans
>>64501353
no one won that game not even the fans
>Hey Jack, its a fack.
why am I even watching this game? the giants are already worthless WITH beckham jr. now they're just embarrassing.
>Horsefuckers are even in our commercials
good god nothing is safe
pack fans never got a chance to shitpost
This game just got real comfy. Incoming division fight next weekend
>>64501360
why do you prefer the MNF crew?
>bunch of thick-headed meatheads
>>64501363
is someone madd@dachefs?
>>64501325
>Losing to meme teams in the Owl
>>64501349
>started almost no starters
>still went into overtime in new york against a playoff team
Felt good about this game today desu, we had a WR who waws a 5th stringer for the TEXANS as our starting WR and a special teamer as our starting HB.
>>64501309
But you have to take a year of o-chem for biology, the math part is accurate though
>>64501238
wait for them to leave then pick up your trash
Drinking tonight?
>>64501360
Still better than Buck and Aikman
>>64501336
>property next door repeatedly rented to out of town college students coming to our PRESTIGIOUS chiropractic school
Hatin it.
>US Bank Stadium
aww yiss
What's with all these once elite teams being horrible?
Giants
Packers
Patriots
Broncos
Ravens
>>64501238
even if you answer, the worst that would happen is they'll ask you to go pick them up. if you refused, they can write you a ticket for littering. quit being a pussy and go pick your cans up.
we need a new thread
>>64501418
>patriots #1 seed
>broncos #3 seed
what
>>64501380
You know for a fact that if they would've won those packfags would be here right now talking shit
>>64501399
Stoli and a Makarov?
Soviet/10
Stadium looks amazing but ill never go.
tv and couch, best seat in the house
yfw nobody started a giants victory thread yet
>>64501385
1. NFL Network
2. CBS
(power gap)
3. FOX
4. ESPN
(power gap)
5. NBC
>>64501418
>3/5 made playoffs
>horrible
R
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>>64501446
>Stoolers getting BTFO
>>64501449
Football is hands down the worst sport to watch live.
>>64501399
>slavshit
>>64501449
This desu. Literally no reason to ever go to a game in person.
>>64501418
With the Ravens I'd say injuries
>>64501458
(You)
>>64501449
I'll be making the trek for the first regular season home opener
>>64501467
>>64501467
new thread
>>64501475
>squishy squishy
>>64501461
They haven't been playing like playoff teams though
Packers rekt by the Cards
Pats losing to the Eagles and jets
>>64501475
I love Nordeast but it always gives me the farts.
mfw its still 3rd quarter
>>64501474
Unless you mean because the half time shows are shit you are objectively wrong.
Hockey is much worse if talking about purely watching the sport.
According to jaws Twitter, tom coughlin is cold and wants to know if the Giants can just forfeit
>"Hail to the Redskins"
based Al
>>64501092
I have the benefit of living in Minnesota, but close enough to the WI border to buy this nectar of the gods
>>64501092
>drinking piss instead of beer
>>64501620
me too
>>64501178
>mfw Driving over the border to Iowa when Dueling Banjos starts playing
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