Giants @ Vikings Game thread #3
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Ok
>>64501467
>still 20 minutes to go
First for Manning's are shit.
4th for division champs
>>64501467
post YFW the Vikings just clinched a playoff spot
why am I still watching this abomination
Finally
>>64501501
Wait for Manning's Q4 dragon autism to activate before you make such claims
>>64501509
you know you love it
AD bottled up and no one giving a fuck. Bridgewaters got this. Speaking of All Day, HE'S LOOOOSE!
>>64501509
I dont know
AP is heating up
>mfw bet the over at 44.5
An I gonna make it bros?
On the bright side I won't be able to see the Giants beat the Packers.
ALL DAY
Do I keep watching this wonderful rape of a game or go play Rocket League?
>>64501501
Next week is gonna be intense
Fucking Christ Collinsworth is absolutely right about Beckham, is he really THIS important to the Giants? Is he really THAT elite?
>>64501509
>TFW addicted to football and even watched midseason midweek MAC games
>>64501501
Captain Munnerlyn's INT webm
>>64501532
Gints with a garbage time td with a minute left will get you there.
>>64501532
you still have one more quarter to reach it
>tfw da vikings win da nfcn orth
>>64501548
>tfw watched a C-USA bowl
it was awful
>mfw a jew york fan was manually circumsised at birth by their local orthodox rabbi near me
Fuck..... Guess the Falcons aren't playoff bound.
I'm still beating my meat to the packers loss.
What a day to be a bears fan.
>>64501551
She has a squirrel face... but like, if I wanted to fuck squirrels kind of squirrel face.
>Eli tanking this game so Jints can get better draft position
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
>>64501540
Big fish in a small pond TBF
>tfw the Giants roster being exposed as complete shit without a WR1 in primetime is the catalyst needed to get Reese fired
someone at the end of eli and paytons career has to make a sack compilation
THANK YOU BASED FRODO
Goddamn Walsh is so based from 45+
>>64501572
which one?
>Walsh haters BTFO
>>64501570
not enough breast desu senpai
>>64501526
>thinking the tism can make up 29 points
>this is the giants without OBJ
If they ever ban those stupid meme gloves this team will be set back to the dark ages.
>playing against blair walsh and arizona defense this week
So who will the SNF next week? I want busc vs. pussies. What should the Giants draft to make them better?
>beer snobs
>>64501501
This is where I'd usually say "Well, it's a Minnesota team, how will they blow it this time?" But it definitely won't happen this time, everyone on the Giants has mentally checked out
>>64501598
i think it was southern miss and someone else yesterday
>>64501570
Eat shit fag
>>64501585
>OBJ coming back against the iggles
Eli could go full retard and still win next week
>>64501611
>somebody will make a football catch with 2 fingers within your lifetime
feels weird man
>be a diabetic
>watch this diabetic ad
really faggots?
Back to back sunday night Vikings? Not even mad
>>64501615
fire everyone and rehire
Peterson's 2yd touchdown webm
>>64501631
cry harder packshit
GET READY VIQUEENS FOR NEXT WEEK
THE PACKERS WILL BEAT YOU SO HARD EVERYBODY WILL FORGET ABOUT THE BEATING WE GOT TODAY
>>64501648
But outside of this game vikes have been shit in primetime...
MINN/GB SUNDAY NIGHT GAME GET HYPE
Was that just a shot of a flame heating an oxygen tank on the Gints sideline?
That heater is really close to the oxygen tank on that sideline
Fact: Football would be better if they played with a round ball
>new commercial for miracle pill to fix what ails you
>lawsuit commercial 8 months later because it killed you faster than our illness
Fuck big pharma.
What would you do with Gigablast?
>>64501648
I'm not either. 5 primetime games in 1 season? Wow.
There's that damn autism dragon
comeback?
>>64501532
fuuuuuuck solid play. looks like you just might make it bro. congrats
>>64501659
Honestly, you're pretty delusional to think you'll beat the Packers next week.
IT'S HERE ELI'S 4TH QUARTER ELITE
>>64501670
Yes. How cold is it in Minnesota?
You ain't the hitman sendejo
>Vikings spaghetti begins
Dubs confirm
>>64501615
Vikes/Packers; Vikings will get BTFO but easily the best choice for SNF
lol remember that one year where the Week 17 SNF game could have been Vikings/Packers, but they made it Redskins/Cowboys because it was Redskins/Cowboys? Good thing the Redskins locked up the division
>>64501675
Empornium f@m
Eli's autism dragons are so elite, even if he isn't
SENDEJO YOU FUCK
well fug
THE FIX IS IN!!!
APPROACHING 4TH QUARTER ELITE MANNING AUTISM MODE ACTIVATE
>>64501557
>>64501656
Here's your (you)0's
Your webms are appreciated
>>64501702
you gotta fire them up for the 4th quarter
>>64501666
True, but other than the pucker game, the last one was without our pro bowl caliber defensive stars. Or were they out for that one too?
>>64501670
>>64501671
Gints confirmed for imminent "accident"
4th quarter eli is starting
pls no
>>64501693
NBC has a massive hardon for the NFC East. The Cowboys have had a ton of primetime games this year despite being total shit.
>Hasn't been blown out outside of a handful of times
Uh huh
>that kick
LEL
E
L
>>64501720
Gonna be watching for the explosion
>gnats
PFFFT
GOOD JOB SNEAKY GNATS
GETTING AHEAD OF YOURSELF THERE GINTS
Fucking lel
>meme kicks
GIANTS BTFO
Altlanta needs to fin out while the vikes and seahawks need to lose out for vikes to miss the playoffs
>atlanta 1 for 6 in last 7 facing undefeated panthers
>Atlanta win
>Seahawks described as the "hottest team in the NFL" by the pundits last week
>Lose to the rams
>All down to the vikings
>This game happens
mfe
HOHOHOHO
TRYING THE MEME PLAYS
>>64501693
That sucks. I wanted Vikings to win the North for the shits and giggles. I'm a Giants fan and I blanked out of this game.
just why
LMAO
>>64501740
Meme kicks, Meme kicks everywhere!
Can a team get any memeier than the Gints?
>Meme qb
>Meme wr
>Meme de
>Meme onside kick
>>64501717
CARLOS GOD DAMNIT YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC CANCEROUS DEGENERATE NIGGERSHIT I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR ASS WITH A SPLINTERED BASEBALL BAT
>TRYING TO TRICK OUR SPECIAL TEAMS
holy shit how can a team literally be as incompetent as the giants
>>64501693
>Vikings will get BTFO
okay bruh, you kid yourself if you think next sunday will be a carbon copy of the first game. The Vikes will give the puckers more of a fight than last time
Jesus what a strange year, it was 80 degrees in Texas two days ago then we had a thunder storm/tornado watch while having a snowstorm, snowing while lightning was striking and thunder, guys I'm starting to think this global warming thing is real
>Giants trying to act like a professional football team
>>64501760
I want that to happen too (49er fan here, I just want TCF to host a playoff game), but if the Vikings got BTFO at home against the Packers, what chance do they have in Green Bay?
>>64501781
>what is el nino
then again the fact that you are just now believing global warming is real should've given away that you're dumb
>>64501717
God fucking damnit Carlos
>that first down play
kek, Giants are a joke.
When is this meme meme going to die?
Based Teddy
>that scrambling for a 1st down
gg no re
>vikings linemen 10 yards downfield
>no flag
>>64501792
the bears and lions beat the packshits at home
Teddy doing his best Fran impression
Based Tedder
>>64501727
NBC has a massive hardon for ratings. Cowboys have the biggest fanbase in the NFL and always draw a lot of viewers.
>Lik a video game
Collinsworth confirmed maddenfag
Elite
>>64501781
The fact that they had to change it to "climate change" should tip you off that it isn't.
>>64501781
>snowing with lightning
That sounds so fucking rad
AYO TEDDY SCRAMBLE IN THE BACKFIELD AND THEN RUN THAT SHIT FOR A FIRST DOWN LIKE MIKE VICK IN MADDEN 05
LOSE YOURSELF TO DANCE
TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY
>>64501768
2007 giants
>>64501798
can't play too hard. got to make sure to be fresh for the links in two weeks.
E L I T E S C R A M B L E R
>>64501800
NEVER
E
V
E
R
Meme is love, Meme is life
MEME
EMEM
MEME
EMEM
Vikings-Packers flexed to Sunday Night
My body is fucking ready
>>64501727
The cowboys were only shit because of fluke injuries, imagine if fluke injuries didn't exist, the Cowboys would be 15-0 and nobody would care about the panthers being 13-2
>>64501807
I saw that. I guessed the officials were waiting for him to throw it before they threw the flag
Viking fan here
When will we get a nice non meme white pocket passer?
>Ayers jumping to prevent a pass instead of sacking Bridgewater
Please cut this retard.
>>64501781
>7F (-14C) in Denver
Well shit.
>>64501794
he lives in texas, the only way we can effect climate is if god says so
>>64501781
stop being such a pussy and shoot the fucking 'naders before they take over your neighborhood
WHAT A FUCKIN REBEL
>>64501848
This
>>64501849
lmao piss off you idiot
>>64501849
Taylor Heinecke, that's when
>>64501849
fuck off cuck
>>64501849
BRING BACK FAVRE
how do gints fans feel knowing they are stuck with eli and couglin for the next 4 years
>>64501794
Keep sucking off glenn beck, tard. Every met knows this is el nino but that won't stop redpill /pol/fags from shitting up everything
>>64501824
>I'm retarded
Kill yourself.
>>64501849
When/if Bridgewater shits the bed?
fucking semisonic
mmmm...so good
>>64501772
>Drumming standing up
ISHYDDTTBHF
>>64501781
>~70 degrees in New York on Christmas
This "winter" sucks
>>64501824
HURR DURR there's no consequences to dumping millions of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere
>>64501849
The age of the pocket passer is over, racist.
>>64501849
When we grab Rodgers three years after he retires
BUMP THAT FUCKING SEMISONIC NBC
That bad hand has to be killing JPP right now.
Scar tissue is fucking worthless for insulation
>>64501875
>tripfag
>most incoherent post of the thread
CLOSING TIME
GIANTS HAVE TO GO HOME
BUT THE VIKINGS ARE SO QUEER
closing time...
Who /BRICK IN YO FACE/ here?
2 easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Is there a team gayer than the Packers
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>64501888
>implying space doesn't just suck it up
there's a reason space is called a vacuum you know
And with that, I'm out
>>64501888
>HURR DURR
Go back to Reddit.
GO FOR TWO
BE ASSHOLES
OH MY LEL
H
M
Y
L
E
L
And that's the game
You hear that sound? It's the sound of the Falcon's playoff hopes dying.
>getting routed on national tv
weeeeeeew laaaaaaaaaaad
>>64501918
Chefs
McKINNON!
Damn feels good to be on the other side of blowouts. I was starting to forgot what they felt like the last few years.
The giants are literally fucking my falcons out of a miracle playoff berth. Everything that needed to happen today including beat the panthers happened but now the giants cants beat the vickings without Odell wtf
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSING TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64501901
>anonfag
>don't want people to know who i'm rooting for so i can jump on bandwagons
MCKINNON TOUCHDOWN YOU FUCK
Is every cycle ending?
>Giants out of the playoffs
>4th Quarter out of reach
>Austim powers nowhere to be found
>>64501888
There isn't
>>64501781
its about right for me
>>64501918
I mean it's very likely that OBJ is the first openly homosexual player in the NFL...
>trying to file lawsuits because somebody calls him a faggot
>is openly "metrosexual"
>>64501922
>he literally doesn't know what gravity is
that should get someone the over right there
>>64501532
congrats
How do the Giants play good teams so close and then get shitstomped by the fucking Vikings
>>64501912
It's ya boy DJ Akademiks and God damn
That dude who bet over 44.5, congrats. You made it, famalam.
>>64501931
it was ded at the half my mang
post your actual face when jay cutler is currently the highest paid professional football player in the NFL untill 2020
Don't worry Falcon Bros you'll always be remembered for exposing the meme cats
lmao he tried to grab with his stick hand
>mfw I knew this would be a blowout.
check em.
>That hoodrat 41 on the gnats wearing a baggy hoodie for literal millions to see
Between this and Overated Beckham last week it's pretty obvious that the gnats are the new scumbag team
>>64501922
Underrated post
>>64501940
>Doing you any favors after Week 2
>>64501976
CAN'T TRICK THE RICK
>>64501955
did you forget already? does ESPN have to do another 4 hour TV special to remind you?
Next 5 years: rather have Eli or Kirk Cousins?
Calling a giants turnover this drive. Interception if even, fumble if odd.
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
Is Adrian Peterson still the best RB in the league?
>>64501954
theres a qt that works at that subway there. pls tell her i love her...
>>64501781
ayy lmfaoooooo
Seeing those highschool teams makes me miss HS Football
First the Wild Card then then the division title and then THE WORLD
>>64501954
>humidity 90%
What
This is an enjoyable game of handegg, however I was under the illusion that the NY Giants were a good team. What happened? Where's RGIII?
>>64501994
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
This game is delightful. I hate the Giants so fucking much, seeing them get embarrassed is almost as good as watching my team win.
Post your face when the Vikings knock Rodgers out of the game and go on to win by 30
>On their way to a 9th loss in 15 games
I mean it's true but fuck, the savagery.
>>64501995
Did he actually play a snap in an NFL game though? I thought he was a canadian football player now.
>>64501888
Chemistry says no.
http://www.dailywire.com/news/2071/most-comprehensive-assault-global-warming-ever-mike-van-biezen#.Vnrfzk_kZlk.twitter
Sorry Falconsbros. Thanks for ruining Cam's meme streak though
Its happening /sp/
Prepare thyself
So will Palmer win the MVP?
>>64502018
>NY Giants
>Good team
what an illusion
Is Adrian Peterson still the best RB in the league?
Is Adrian Peterson still the best RB in the league?
Is Adrian Peterson still the best RB in the league?
>>64501872
im fine with this as long as reese is out
>>64502006
hah i dont know if you are kidding, but there is only one chick that could be considered a qt there and thats a stretch. and btw she is single
>>64502024
i really do feel for you man it must be terrible to have the cowboys lakers and yankees all suck at the same time
>>64502034
>dailywire
>>64502011
I still think the Vikes should bench all their starters next week and lose to the Packers.
Arizona is gonna kill Seattle, and that gives MN the 5th seed. They get to play the lowly Skins in the Wildcard.
>still 4 minutes to go until I can take my pore strip off
fuck these are so satisfying
>>64502015
when the temperature is so low, doesn't require much moisture
>>64502015
>Cold air holds less moisture
Bruh
>>64502046
your mom is the best R(ectum) B(lower)
>>64501875
>/pol/
>climate change
lol
>>64502046
check his numbers
lmao onside kick webm
>>64501969
after taxes, it's philip rivers actually
>>64501772
Rock Chalk!
>>64501969
>>64501938
This. Feels real good man
>>64502031
he played preseason games for the Rams and I think was active for a game or two during the season for the cowboys
>not even trying to reach for the first down
They don't give a fuck
>>64502026
>Implying they won't tank so they play the lowly NFC East "champ"
Enjoy getting rekt by Seattle again
>>64502000
CUT MY LIFE INTO FECES
>>64502024
>watching my team win.
Didn't do much of that this year did you
>4th & 1
>pass play
holy shit i just turned on the game and the giants are gettin fuggin stomped! hahaha
what song was just played leading into the break?
>>64502087
>you
>remembering that pic was taken while i was a jayhawk 7 years ago
lmaoing at the giants
literally everything went wrong today
>>64502085
nice "kickoff" you got there, gints!
>>64502060
I'd rather win and let everything play out.
They clearly need Odell, these niggas cant even catch the ball.
>>64501969
How the fuck is it even possible to drop a pass with those fucking gloves on?
>bounced off hands
>bounced off face
I thought these men were professionals
>>64501969
> currently
>>64502026
>>64502060
>"Let the packers have the north"
>"they will lose to the seahawks in the wildcard"
sounds like a good plan
Cuck me up inside
>>64502031
Didn't play in any regular season games. Went to some CFL team then left because he couldn't handle getting his shit kicked in by Canadian players
>>64502124
nice tweet
McKinnon touchdown webm
Name a more shitty division than NFC north
That's right you can't
>>64501995
fixed that for you
What went wrong? like how was he so dominant and now his team is shit?
>>64502147
Don't buy into the glove meme, catching still requires concentration.
My wife and her boyfriend are making a lot of noise while I am trying to watch my giants at a respectable volume. What should I do?
>>64502170
NFC East
>>64502168
thank you based swedebro
>>64502040
So has this meme just been eeeeeeeeeeeeeeli taking advantage of garbage time and 2nd/3rd string defenses? Have we been led astray for all these years?
>>64502162
aw look the little giants fans anus is ruptured
>>64502170
NFC anywhere
BRINGING DOWN THE HAMMER
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Hey look, it's the giants being thugs again
>tfw had to make so many webms today
>>64502170
AFC South
>>64502176
poor little white boy
L O L
ZERO
CHIMPOUT
TOLERANCE
EJECTION
EJECTED FROM.A BLOWOUT
>disqualified
EL OH EL NINO
Niggers niggin
Chimpout incoming.
>chimp out
OUT
This is pathetic. The Giants have basically turned INTO Coughlin, they're old and worn out and can't control their bowels.
how much do the vikings win by next week?
>>64502201
You've been busy pham
>#55 got BTFO by ref
wew lad
nigga probably just wanted out of the cold
CHIMPOUT
THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOW OUT
Please make a weebm of the jog in his coat
>That warrants an ejection
>Odell Beckham Jr. being a little bitch didn't warrant an ejection last week
>>64502218
-20
Honestly that was a pretty fucking weak ejection
>>64502218
at least 20
>refs trying to give the impression of authority after completely losing control of the game last week
>>64502182
Go check it out
>>64502182
Have your wife's son tell them to keep it down
>>64502056
>attacking the source
>not the content
Tsk, tsk. Lazy thinking.
baka and they say Dez and Hardy are thugs, they're choir boys compared to the Giants
>>64502236
oh you just salty lol
>>64502218
I'll be conservative and say 17
i love these blowout games where al and chris start getting drunk and talking about gambling and how stupid some player or coach or ref is midway through the 4th quarter
>There's more than 11 minutes left in this game
>chimping out
>during a meaningless blowout against a team that isn't even a division rival
You are now aware that there are still 11 minutes left in this game.
>>64502182
find a noose
test it out on yourself
profit
Who /on vacation all week/ master race here?
>>64502182
Did you try calling your wife's son's father and see what he thinks?
The announcers going completely off topic with 12 minutes left in the game is incredibly infuriating.
How is that bullshit allowed?
>>64502260
Gotta give the fans a reason to watch the rest of this shit.
>>64502218
I'm going on the record to say I'm not jinxing it by making predictions on the outcome. I'll just say I can't wait to see those faggoty puckers and their dookie chute loving leader next weekend
>>64502218
3. Close game
>>64502182
Tell your wife's son to microwave you up a grilled cheese to relax.
God I want to fuck Tina Fey
>>64502262
50 BURGER INCOMING
>>64502279
No, neet here
/52 weeks vacation a year/
>getting btfo by a team that wears purple
>>64502279
>vacation
>>64502240
>>64502241
They said they will get me when they are done. They also said they will have a nice surprise for me as well. I hope its an OBJ jersey, I told her I wanted one for christmas
>>64502289
>all trash looks the same
couldn't be farther from the truth
>>64502251
Not worth reading the content if the source is known to be shit
>not eating my shit
>just because it comes from my ass
How do you know if it tastes good? Just because the source is my assholes?
>>64502258
If they would make the pro bowl Al Michaels and Gruden I would actually watch that garbage.
>>64502279
I knew I should have taken it off. I do have friday off though which is ok
>>64502258
Al Michaels finding ways to sneak in gambling discussions is one of my favorite things about SNF.
And then there was that one time when he deliberately hit the over on how many times he and Chris were going to say 'Deflategate' in their broadcast. I'm surprised NBC didn't suspend him for that, he probably made himself some nice money.
>>64502309
purple is the GOAT color, fuck off
>>64502279
Nope. Back to work tomorrow morning. :(
you will not be missed kalil
>>64502279
>first year at new job
>3 weeks paid vacation
>one of them this week
aw yeah son
>>64502307
>>64502314
I prefer having money to buy things without having to ask my mom first
Go for it desu
>>64502320
It's just a meme bruh. Let's not try to overanalyze it
>>64502353
>he doesn't know
>this game isnt over yet
>>64502335
yeah for women
**midwest power rankings by a texan**
1. Michigan
2. Ohio
3. Wisconsin
4. Minnesota
5. Illinois
6. Indiana
7. Iowa
8. Nebraska
9001. Missouri
>>64502360
Zimmer is a defensive minded coach, he would never go for it while leading a blowout.
>almost 4000 snaps
Yeah offensive linemen definitely aren't prone to brain damage
>>64502309
>purple
>the color catholic people wear during lent
>plums
>the pro wrestler The Undertakers original attire
>the color of bruises
>not manly
>>64502365
did I say farther? I meant closer
>>64502322
Stay in your bubble then. Safe spaaaace....
>>64502377
>shit opinions
to be expected from a redneck
>>64502377
>Wisconsin that high
list already invalid
>>64502392
Also the colour of royalty, because purple dye used to be very, very expensive
>>64502353
I prefer getting a allowance of 20k a year, with free rent and a car.
>>64502400
Aren't you the one trying to maintain the status quo though?
>global warming isn't real! This irrefutable source says so!!!!
>>64502404
This. Wisconsin is the south of the Midwest.
Oh boy, summer memelypmics. Can't wait to wade through all the normie threads.
>>64502368
nice things, not foodstamp-tier things
>>64502396
Oh okay then I retract my statement
>>64502353
>not just breaking into people's homes and spawning their stuff for cash
Keep up with your gusto attitude, friend. ill catch you when you're not home and hard at work
>>64502392
>making a pro wrestling reference
oh i didnt realize you were in 5th grade sorry
>>64502377
1. Chicago
2. Who cares about farm states
>>64502422
At least I'll read info to the contrary....
>>64502279
I wish...I just started in October, not enough PTO to take more than 1 day off, and I took Christmas Eve off
Based montage song.
>>64502437
The fuck do I care? I have insurance. I'll just get all new things.
>>64502446
>The city of niggers, gun violence, and obama
Anyone have any spare (You)'s? I used to have a bunch but I must have dropped them in the past few threads or something...
>>64502447
I'm sure reading every retarded thing on the internet will drastically improve your life
>>64502446
Illinois fag here
Can confirm that this is not true at all
>>64501467
Well, looks like I'm about to get cucked by garbage time
Old man Collinsworth can into sk8brding
>>64502334
>>64502258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi0NPfGmFGU
>premature confetti
>>64502420
>20k
That's it? How much does that get you in canadabucks nowadays?
>>64502467
No faggot they're mine
>tfw watching garbage time for the last two and a half quarters
just fucking call it already
>>64502400
Why are you making climate change a political issue. I would kill all blacks amd browns without hesitation and execute all leftists but I admit climate change is clearly happening. It isn't a left vs. right issue, it's an issue of how much you enjoy sucking the cocks of billionaires, which you evidently love to do.
>>64502426
>herschel schkelstein told me these headphones are worth $450 dollars he would never lie to me and besides what would this girl think if i didn't show i'm willing to waste all the money i make on her
>>64502420
>tfw I work 2 part time jobes
>only make around 5k a year
feels bad man
>>64502392
It's also a color associated with royalty shithead
>>64502469
Like I said, enjoy your bubble, being a safe space retard must be comfy.
>>64502132
>Implying I would forget
>Clean up crew is here
Good game Vikings
Why does /pol/ love /sp/ so much?
>>64502412
>Prima nocta in my purple jammies
aww yiss
>>64502467
You could get some mentioning how Minnesota beat a team from New York, but New England didn't.
Or how the Vikings could beat the Falcons, but the Panthers couldn't.
>>64502509
>5k a year
good god you are poor
Fucking bench eli, you fools.
eli takin it up da asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>64502504
Things that make life easy.
Food that doesn't come out of a can
Television so I don't have to beg for a stream in every gamethread
More than one towel
Double-ply toilet paper
Alcohol
A comfortable bed
>Terrance Newman fucking sucks
>goes to a different team
>suddenly gets good again
Why does this fuckin happen to every Dallas team?
>>64502517
This buttfucking rapegame isn't that interesting, may as well argue.
Any Giants fans still watching or have we all become Jets fan for the rest of the season?
what ever happend to victor cruz, i thought he was gud.
>Vikes have a bigger blowout than the Cards did against the puckers right now
>>64502472
If you needed Eli to stay in single digits you already lost, sorry desu sempai.
Eli's face looks a little roughed up, lads
>>64502552
>rooting for the jest
>ever
>>64502483
No it's in Canabucks, so 15k American. It's enough to play hockey 5 days a week and go out Friday and Saturday night.
>>64502552
kek
>>64502517
If you have a problem with /pol/ you don't belong on 4chan desu
>/pol/ hates minnesota
oh shit, we suck...
>Shaun hill time
Right wings are a bunch of faggots
Tbh senpai
>>64502482
kek, top bantz
>>64502553
he's ded
patellar tendon took him away from us :'(
>>64502517
Both are focused on athletic black men that fornicate with white women.
>the gnats aren't even trying anymore
>>64502553
season ending injury from last year
>>64502542
>he has to make what little downtime his slave masters give him easy by getting drunk and abusing drugs because his life isn't easy 24/7
>>64502564
>~$1k/month
Holy shit that's serious poverty tier
anyone wanna bet that the crowd starts cheering "teddy" at the end?
How does Eli look so much derpier than Peypey.
>No Heniecke
ree
Am i the only one who gets hype when the relief qbs come in
EZ
>>64502517
/pol/-/sp/ OTP
Did no one tell McKinnon its garbage time?
How fucking fast is he?
>>64502602
He's inactive
THE CITY OF ELI "AUTISM AWARENESS WEEK" MANNING
Is Fitzmagic a more meme Qb than eli?
Oh wow
>>64502517
Because of le cuck/blacked maymay
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>64502553
He literally died in the Philly endzone last year, diehard Eagles fan and gnats hater but that injury looked so bad that even I wouldn't wish it on him.
Giants BTFO
>>64502601
he was thrown down the stairs more as a babby
Bite the pillow, Giants. Vikings are going in dry.
>scoring
What the hell man, just end the game
>>64502594
What little downtime? I started this by saying I'm taking the week off. I get 25 paid days off per year not including holidays (another 12) and never have to work weekends
and there's your garbage time touchdown
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>64502602
hes injured
the giants d is embarrassing
BTFO
TFOB
FOBT
OBTF
>McKinnon unleashes a land dragon in garbage time.
the gnats really have given up
4 8
1
O
This is just rude lmao
50 BURGER INCOMING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COMPLETE ANNIHILATION
GAPING HOLES
gaping holes
gaping holes
>vikings flag running across the field while the camera focuses on tired giants players
top kek
Horry shiet
We have officially entered Madden tier territory
>It'd be 50 if Walsh hadn't missed the PAT in the first half
gaping holes
Vikings just need two more points to score a point for every player on their roster.
that chant senpai... FeelsGoodMan
>fight song
Now that makes me feel happy
Jesus Christ, this game has just gotten to be embarrassing at this point.
What are the fans singing? Are they all drunk off mead?
PICK SIX
I
C
K
S
I
X
incoming
MULTIPLE ENTRIES
Theres still plenty of time left. I really really believe, I fully believe... that the vikings can get the ball back and break the 50 point mark. Please god hear my prayers.
kek, they pulled Manning
>>64502635
>25 days off a year
wagey please im trying to enjoy some hot cocoa while i sit her warm and snug in my blanket and slippers don't make me spill it from laughing so hard
>>64502672
It's not too late, defence is on the field again.
>the Giants and Eagles face off against each other next week
is it possible for both teams to lose?
Inb4 fumble 6
New York will score.
>>64502677
Four, I meant four.
>>64502594
The difference is that he won't commit suicide in 5 years like you will when you realize you ruined your life.
He also isn't insecure enough to have to keep trying to convince strangers on the internet of his perceived superiority.
>even manning is pulled
>>64502685
It's the Viking touchdown song. It dates back to the beginnings of the franchise. Google it
>>64502542
canned food is tasty as fuck and comfy because you can pretend you are surviving in a post apocalyptic world
television is for cucks who enjoy paying for channels they never watch
you dont need more than 1 towel, showering more than 3-4 times a week dries out your hair and skin
washing your asshole is far more hygenic and cheaper than wasting money on toilet paper, toilet paper also makes filtering the water for reuse much harder for city utilities
>buying the liquid jew
>sleeping on an overpriced mattress or bed that will fuck up your back and posture
I JUST SHIT MYSELF FOR THE 3RD TIME TODAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING COLD
WHEN WILL IT FUCKING STOP
>>64502512
>>64502575
>Minnesota never ever won an owl
>Feels bad man
- Tweeter
Re-sign Landon Collins
Construct a new hand for JPP a la Luke Skywalker
Throw everyone else out onto the fucking street and start over.
This is like watching rape porn, only this is real!
>>64502635
How much do you earn?
>>64502695
He said 25 paid days off a year, which is actually pretty gud
I thought the Packs vs Cards game was long jfc there's still 2 and a half minutes left
>>64502721
allright I'll admit, I laughed at this
>>64502725
take some pepto
Ryan Nassib has the best job in the NFL
"chicken soup"
>>64502709
>Teams can only dress 46 players on game day
>Vikings have already surpassed 46
Just in case you don't make it to 53, familia
>>64502721
>comfy because you can pretend you are surviving in a post apocalyptic world
Sensible kek
has Eli ever been injured?
it seems like he never has. how does he stay so healthy?
>>64501962
they always lose to the vikings senpai
>>64502730
Do the Giants need new RBs or is Orleans Darkwa the future?
>>64502734
170k+bonus
>>64502715
>ruined life
>government gives me money to exist
>i do whatever i want do every single day
>he is desperately tellnig me how miserable and lonely and pathetic i should be
>i am the one whos insecure
Loving Every Laugh
>Stillers lose
>Beat the Pasts through ebonics
>Little Brothers get BTFO
One of those rare days where it feels good to be a Jests fan
>>64502731
>His rape porn isn't real
yfw Mannings dumbass should have been pulled in the third and you might have had a less embaressing loss
>>64502715
typham
im from deep down south and i am a cow turds fans, but watching the vikes play at home always makes me feel like a dirty cheating whore
o wait
>>64502635
>tfw you're a teacher and you get 3 months in the summer off, along with winter and spring break, and about 5 other holidays off.
That's 80 work days off each year, senpai.
>>64502756
Gets HGH from peypeys "wife"
>we're gonna need a new thread
>>64502509
donate plasma you'll almost double your income
SOUP
O
U
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>>64502756
Autism powers
>>64502777
you're guaranteed 5 weeks holiday every year over here
>>64502777
That is pretty good. Downside is you have to deal with kids. No way in the fuck I'd ever want to do that, but if you enjoy it to each their own as someone has to do it.
>>64502756
His nii chan
>>64502756
he's too autistic to know when if he's hurt
>>64502770
My rape porn is real and being broadcast live across the nation.
They literally just mentioned the land dragon
MODEST MOUSE
O
D
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S
T
M
O
U
S
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>>64502769
This was a bad season, but there is no way the Giants are the Jets' little brother? It's you're forgetting the past seasons of Geno and Sanchise
>>64502756
He got injured Week 17 two years ago. It didn't matter because the season was over, but he would've missed time had it happened any other time of the season.
Is Nassib elite?
>>64502793
That's going to go down dramatically in the coming years. Get back to work to pay for those refugees swedebro.
>score
Im clapping
That was a really pretty throw
Fuck this piece of shit team. Fire everyone. Get rid of the entire defense. Get an actual fucking running back. Fuck this fucking team. Literally worse than the fucking Iggles. B-but same record. No, they are worse than the Iggles. Their coach is the only cancer. Every aspect of this team is cancer except for the offense and Coughlin. He'll be gone after this year because this team was so shit. Jerry Reese should be fucking crucified and raped by a dozen elephants.
>>64502472
>the city of (You)
>>64502812
>>64502812
new thread
OH BOY, GARBAGE TIME TOUCHDOWNS
THAT'LL SHOW 'EM, ELI
>>64502707
Checked
Lol this stadium looks like it's for college or something
>vikings
DID YOU SEE THAT FG BLOCK ATTEMPT?
THEY ALL JUST STOOD UP AND RAISED THEIR HANDS
Put in Nassib
Eli is old and busted
>>64502762
I was talking about the defense.
The Giants backfield should be Jennings/Darkwa with Vereen as a passing option. Williams should be traded, he's regressed from where he was at the end of last season.
>>64502756
There was that one time back in 07 when he separated his shoulder but still didn't miss a game
I think that's it
>>64502833
>making a new thread for a dead game with less than 2 minutes left
>>64501948
This a pretty gay pic desu
>running the clock instead of breaking 50
>>64502862
What can the Giants get for JPP?
>>64502839
>tfw Jerry Reese will most likely remain as GM
Why even live?
