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No Argie Lovedoll Edition
>Not catching an std while out with the lads during a cold Newcastle night sub-edition

Previous thread: >>64476300

>Helpful links
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First for American women are horrible
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>>64498261

I had a persian gf before, was pretty good desu.
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>Tfw bought tinder + just to check out some Argie slags
Damn, it's true
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a r g e n t i n a
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Post your muggy £5 EPL accas lads!
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If you didn't go to the football on Boxing Day and you're not going tomorrow than you're an aspie
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First for there's tons of american qts
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>>64498326
I'm going tomorrow lid, hopefully see you there.
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Night lids x
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>>64498343
When are you going to start posting some?
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>>64498326
imagine not having a home game on boxing day
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>>64498349
Mines a lager, see you later
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WAITING ALL DAY FOR A SUNDAY NIGHT
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>>64498300
gonna be rich
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>>64498378
I'm a lager sometimes cider.
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>>64498358
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>>64498403
more of an ipa guy myself
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>>64498441
>pointy elbows
wouldn't bang/10
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>>64498441
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>>64498470
you are more of a pointy dicks kinda dude
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Magnus got 3/4 so far tonight, probably got more bets coming up so stay tuned.

<blog>
Was at a party last night, got shitfaced and forgot to bet on Arsenal, thank god. Was a lot of fun, but woke up hangover as fuck today.
Got better before we headed out to dinner at a restaurant with lots of family.
Waiters were utter shit desu, max bet on them going out of business within 6 months desu. They didn't have toast for my club sandwich so i got some chicken with fucking cold bearnaise sauce. Wasnt that great but whatever. My cousin got a bottle of fanta because they didnt have any more 0.5l glasses, and it had expired in November.
Also they didnt ask for drink-orders at first so my uncle had to ask the waiter. Was pretty shitty and they even served some of us ten minutes before the others.
Went to my stepdads mom for coffee afterwards.
My mom started losing her hair today, so she took the machine and skinned it all off. She got a wig but it'll be weird to see her like this. Also getting second chemo in a couple days. Hope she'll be okay.
Going to my friends house tomorrow for the PL-games, then we're going drinking again. I'm hyped.
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>>64498484
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>>64498484
Tiny qts are best qts t b h
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>You'll never live the ultimate comfy life in Texas with a qt blonde gf listening to country music like in the movies never worrying about gambling.

Truly a horrible feel.
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>>64498484
>those disgusting thighs
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>>64498538
>Not playing poker with people who own ranchs of equal size to yours
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>>64498513
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Hot pocket man isn't going to like all this slag posting.
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>>64498585
talking big sense pal

>>64498509
hope your mum gets better lid
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>>64498589
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>>64498451
What's your favourites? Been meaning to try some.
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>>64498619

you then?
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>>64498619
>tfw wake up and le hot pocket man has banned you for comfy posting
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>>64498637
what kind of access do you have to american ipas? I don't really know british ipas and the last time I was there your cask beer scene was starting to blow up
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>>64498589
Sauce
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>>64498634
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>>64498664
I'm sure they can be sourced somewhere.
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>>64498400

thx la ;)
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>>64498688
/sp/ t b h. probably going to still get banned though
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Need some high test thighs desu
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>>64498637
Start with Founders All day IPA, its a classic and its pretty good
Weyerbacher double simcoe IPA is good but much stronger taste
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>>64498790
Obscene.
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>>64498790
blimey
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Free pizza for all if this comes in lads :^)
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So Nestle I have a question for you. Say at the /bet/ meetup in Vegas we all get hammered and as per the argument of >muh ev gets brought up. But because everyone is so sloshed things escalate quickly into a full on fist fight between the angry pseudo shrewdie Brits and the utterly clueless Americans. Which side do you take?Being neutral isn't an option because both sides state if you aren't with them you are against them and remember there is only one correct answer to this hypothetical situation
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How did the lids do today?
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>>64498863

Forgot to add Afghanistan v Maldives O2.5g too :^(
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that should have been a fucking free play
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>>64498917
You need to sort your life out you weirdo
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>>64498622
Thanks lad, doctors say good prognosis
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>>64498917
I'm led to believe the Americans will have quite the hefty weight advantage so the +ev decision would be to join them as it provides a higher probability of coming out of the fist fight victorious. :^)
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>>64498863
>exponentially multiplying the bookies edge

and on the kind of bet where it's obvious as fuck to know that you're being robbed

worm tax
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>>64498959

Problem?
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>>64498220
who is this plastic fantastic?
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>>64498917
Angry burger anon here. It would never degenerate into a fist fight but if it did I would fucking lay waste to the brits
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>>64499074
I kek'd.

>>64499104
>That hand to forearm ratio
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>>64498220
>Implying this bet won't come in


Seriously though, this is the accy of the day
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>>64499031
>>64499104

>not realising angry Brit anon has been training relentlessly for the moment he finally gets to test some chins irl and single handily wipes the floor with everyone
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>>64499118
That just concentrates the force of a punch into a more specific and painful location
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>>64499118
it's sad, I think she would be pretty if she dropped the mass of 4 normal human females
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>>64499041

Muh quid, Post some tips friend :^)
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>>64499157

Begone child.
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>>64499173
>angry Brit anon has been training relentlessly for the moment he finally gets to test some chins irl
>not realizing angry burger anon has been testing chins since the age of 7
also, we would probably have more negros
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>>64499232

Fair play, you win.
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>>64499232

You have shit tier negros like rothstein, we have GOD TIER negros like Nestle.
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>>64499204
pls senpai
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>accy bets
Why not just by a lottery ticket?
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>>64499118
From that link.

>If you liked this post then I think you'll like Roosh's Argentina Compendium, a 64-page strategy guide designed to help you sleep with Argentine women in Argentina.

Actually needing a 64(SIXTY-FOUR)-page field guide to talk to a lady. Pity my fellow millennials tbqh.
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>>64499357
No chance of influencing the outcome with the lotto, its pure luck
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Sweden ML vs USA. No Nylander but I still believe Sweden's offense will be flying tomorrow. USA has some talent for sure but not particularly deep imo.

There's really no edge here but if you want to get on the game, Sweden it is, for me anyway.

The over 7 is a big one for two teams that can cancel each other out so it's better to wait in play to see how the games going and jump on o/u period to period.

Czech -1.5. Vs slovakia. They should be outmatched.

Finland ML for value vs Russia. Russia not nearly as strong as usual and Finland showed last game their big boys can play in this tournament.

Would get on Canada team overs and period totals once the game starts.
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>>64499416

if you want to be pernickety about it then technically the lottery is more ev since with each bet in an accy you multiple the bookie advantage
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>>64499157
>wolves
>not choking
pick one m8

also Cp and Swansea gonna tie, swans have been just been unlucky this season.

ALSO

>burnley in charge of beating times

Youll really need luck on your side britbro
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>>64499416
Please tell me how you influence the outcome on accys.
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>>64499357
accys are more likely to come in
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THIS is the official bet of the day lads, get on it.
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giants are gonna ruin my fuggen accy
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>>64499762
why would you bet on them m8. HGH family desu
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>>64488690

somebody meme'd me for tripping

wheres that birtbong anyway
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>>64499445
M8 the canadians weren't at their best but the USA were beating them to every puck, plus they have the physical advantage over sweden.

Don't be surprised if the US goes far in this tournament
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>>64499790

I meme'd you because you're a pointless trip, I don't think I've ever seen you properly tip something. I don't care about stupid handegg
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>>64499771
im just hoping the HGH got spread around the gnats
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>>64499847
>you dont tip only things i care about so why bother tipping

m8 i told you, playoff luckswing and the occasional icefight
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>>64499888
why do you continue to trip even though playoff baseball ended 2 months ago
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Any value on bournemouth beating arsenal? putting $50 on 6.5 is tempting
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>>64499823
>don't be surprised if they don't go far in this tournament
Why would I be surprised that a top 3 team goes far?

And I'm not sure where you're getting this physical advantage idea from. On average Sweden is like 2 inches taller and 5 pounds heavier. Watching both teams play i wouldn't say the US will out man is a forgone conclusion.

Just looking at the odds is very similar to the US Canada game. It's more or less a toss up, why not go for the better odds.
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>>64499923
Because he is a fag and should be ignored
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>>64499942
nah, they beat Chelshit and Manure but both those teams are playing shite at the moment, Arsenal are dece, Bournemouth might have been in with a shot if it was at their ground but can't see them winning at the Emirates
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>>64499942

it wont happen. If you want to throw away your money, put it on Leciester winning the league.
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>>64499888

Nice strawman argument. How am I supposed to know what you were tipping as anon months ago? As far as I've seen you've been tripping a few weeks without putting out a single tip and just generally being quite cluelees so I asked why you were tripping.
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>>64500007
>>64500017
Thank you for talking me out of a stupid bet m8s
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whats your opinion on betting on your own team? Does your confidence get in the way more often than you win?
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Don't think I've ever seen a skedge like this. The dog better be in the mood for a very long walk.
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>>64500209
I don't bet on my team or the rival because I fear jynxing the first, or the second's opponents

Also if I lose I'd feel twice as bad
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>>64500209
Depends on your team. For example, I support liverpool and put a cheeky bet on them winning the league in 2013 and nearly threw my tv out the window when gerrard fucking slipped
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>>64500209
Always lost on the Packers until I decided to accept they just get blown out whenever they face a team over .500.

With soccer a lot of times the bet looks so good I end up telling myself "I'm just really liking this bet because I support these guys." most of the time the bet comes through without me being on it. It's quite frustrating.
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>>64500209

don't do it without expecting a win. Do it with a small sum and don't care if it fails, because depending on your team, it probably will. And ONLY prestake. Live betting will trap you with thoughts of "my team can do this and that" and you will lose big.
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>>64500209
betting on my team is very -ev at the moment
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osweiler playing with separated shoulder for denver

literally taking out a loan from a mafia loanshark to lump on bengals ml as we speak

>inb4 muh dalton
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>>64500455
denver will still win m8
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>>64500455
Wouldnt trust McCarron against Denver D with Ward and Stewart coming back
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Guys if neither Leicester (a meme team) or Arsenal (the chokest team) are winning the Premier, then who is? City?
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>>64498790
FRANCE YOU LEWD BEAST
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>>64500585
Tottenham
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>>64500585
city probably wins it, they have the best team and dont choke as often as arsenal
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Lester still going to win, put a cheeky tenner on them at the beginning of the season. Will be a nice payout
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>>64500209
Often I do the opposite - bet on the opposing team. That way I get some consolation if >we lose.
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>>64500585

United under Mou. Search your heart, you know it to be true.
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>>64500619
sure you did mate
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>>64500585
>Arsenal (the chokest team)
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How would randomizing the NFL draft improve the league?
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>>64499942
put it on lester sw
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>>64500820
It would be a really communist thing to do, America
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>>64500820
competent front office and coaching is far more important than the draft, half the first round draft picks bust within a year or 2
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>>64500874

Leicester aint winning. They played like shit against Everton and got lucky being given two penalties. Their third was a blatant hand ball. They were literally gifted three goals by the ref and mongy Everton defending. Even with three FREE goals they still conceded twice and were seriously lucky to win.

At Liverpool they played equally terribly and lost even though Liverpool were also shit.

It's sad to say but their time is up, they don't have the depth to keep it going for the full season, they're all exhausted as it is entering the most demanding third of the season.

City meanwhile have some of their best players fresh back from injury recovery, including David Silva. Leicester are gonna get bummed.
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>>64500996
>City away from home and without Kompany
Leicester can keep the meme going to be honest
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3 Team Parlay #632985383

Football - College - Point Spread

Air Force @ California

Air Force 7.0 (-105) Dec 29, 2015 2:00 PM

Football - College - Point Spread

Central Michigan @ Minnesota U

Central Michigan 5.0 (-110) Dec 28, 2015 5:00 PM

Football - College - Point Spread

Pittsburgh @ Navy

Navy -3.0 (-115) Dec 28, 2015 2:30 PM

$3.00
$17.91

howd i do
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>>64501180
>Multi bet on cfb

are you literally retarded or only pretending to be stupid?
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>>64501180
don't spend your winnings all at once
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Why did I bet overs on the giants game
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Who else /chasinginjanuary/ here?
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>>64501207
I'm on vikings o26 (even money)

defense and ST is going HAM in this game
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>>64501180
Don't blow all your winnings on Fireball Whiskys

We need more quality bet tips
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Need cousins rebounds like aiiiir
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>>64501258
here pham
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>>64501258
Im chasing today amigo
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>>64501292
DEFENSE
E
F
E
N
S
E
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>>64501258
Aqui
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Cant sleep. Thinking of trouville and how much I h8 them.
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Kek overs is actually going to happen
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>30 dollar parlay on Pats/Panthers
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>>64501775
belichicks going to reach out to hernandez and we will never hear from slater again
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>Overs actually came in

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64501827
Nah. It was BB's call. Not Slaters. Listen to Slater say "kick off that way".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwNWklR7ltc

Slater explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54PVj16d54

I thought they were sure bets (kek) because both teams had beaten their respective opponents earlier in the season. Whatever.
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Just became a pro runner ama
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>>64501988

Taking PEDs? If not you aren't winning shit son.
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>>64502038
running to bookies, not track running
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>>64501988
Would you be willing to disgrace your entire sport by taking a dive and allowing us to profit from it
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>>64502072

How much is Raj paying you? :^)
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>>64502139
enough :)
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anyone else feel like happiness is overrated
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>>64502435
Seek help
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>>64502435

What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>64502658
that aint mud m8
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>>64502658
>American in PGA

Can you even get on any of the tips lad?
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>>64502658
is that finnie?

>you will never be a millionaire albino with an underage gf
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>>64501258

im about even. got infront boxing day and yesterday by pennies. Lost pennies today.

>tfw going seriousmode in january and actually recording bets with spreadsheets instead of calculating profit/loss by how much is left in my accounts
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>>64502658

any pics without mud? she looks like a top quality ranga tbqhfamilia
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Melbourne city slags o3.5 imo
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>>64501258
November I was just learning, bank went from 50 to 100, then to 15

December's been great, that 15 turned into 170, now hovering between that and 150

If I keep this steady progress I'll put more money on my bank
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>>64502792

are aussie slags on tv? wouldn't mind watching average, horrible at soccer women play
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>>64502792
can't find it on jew 365
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>>64503035
don't think so man
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>>64503075

its in play now. goal line is 4.5 though. I got on under 4.5 asians after 1 nil @1.725. Pretty good I think. Slags are bad at scoring goals.
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does any brits in here need their tips laughed at?
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Blackburn SW @ 2.1 worth a bet?
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>>64503123
Melbourne has 31 in 9 games
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>how do melbourne even score when this thing is in front of the goals

>>64503190

thats 3 a game from the ladder leaders. they aren't breaking 5. not when you've got MODOK as your goalkeeper
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>>64503231
what
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>>64503231
>implying you wouldnt hit it
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Reminder that getting married is the most -ev bet one can make
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>>64503231
I'd cum on that face
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>>64503428
>implying i even have enough assets to make marriage -ev

tears
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>>64503075
team goals on unibet
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>>64503451

wouldnt be able not to
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>tfw you think you lose a bet so you turn off the game but then money gets added to your bet365 account
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I just bet on cricket because ovg told me to how fucked am I alsodrunk as balls
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3 more melb corners pls
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slags plz ;-;

air needed
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corners like AIR
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who /wonlunchmoneyonslags/ here?
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>>64504571
>have to call up to put 10 bucks on
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>>64504578

i dont though. Just gotta plug some headphones in to use as a mic, then hit confirm when the robot starts talking.
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Is this the best option for risk free?
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>>64504789

do they limit/cancel your account if you do stuff like this?

>tfw only live thing atm is cricket
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>>64504845
They didn't last week, I only have £40 to spare (20 each bet) though. Isn't this exactly what everyone does with this offer?
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>>64504789
hate to break this to you lid, but betting on this "risk free" shit is -ev
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>>64504866
how so
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>>64504878
If yes wins you lose 43 bucks
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>>64504866
>>64505366
365 are doing the risk-free in-play deal.
If No wins, you make £7.14 and get the £50 on Yes back.
If Yes wins, you lose the original £50 but since you make £225 profit from yes winning you end up with £175 profit.

It's win-win
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>>64498692
Why does she wear the mask?!
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>>64505461
Doesn't point six invalidate this?
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>>64505680
What do you mean, this in the T&C?
>Where more than one In-Play selection is placed on the same bet slip, the risk free bet will be deemed to be the one which is first on the bet slip.
No will be placed pre-match as the qualifying bet. Equal bets must be placed before (at risk) and during (risk free) the match to qualify.

So £100 total in account. £50 pre, £50 during. If in play fails, it's refunded.
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>>64505770
Actually this may. Does anyone know?

>Where any term of the offer or promotion is breached or there is any evidence of a series of bets placed by a customer or group of customers, which due to a deposit bonus, enhanced payments, free bets, risk free bets or any other promotional offer results in guaranteed customer profits irrespective of the outcome, whether individually or as part of a group, bet365 reserves the right to reclaim the bonus element of such offers and in their absolute discretion either settle bets at the correct odds, void the free and risk free bets or void any bet funded by the deposit bonus. In addition bet365 reserve the right to levy an administration charge on the customer up to the value of the deposit bonus, free bet, risk free bet or additional payment to cover administrative costs. We further reserve the right to ask any customer to provide sufficient documentation for us to be satisfied in our absolute discretion as to the customer's identity prior to us crediting any bonus, free bet, risk free bet or offer to their account.
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>>64505770

why can't I see this offer? Because I'm australian?
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>>64499157
Bumping this again, get on it lads
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is posting a million accys per thread a new meme?
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>tfw let m8 use my details for bet accounts so he could do matched betting and get the free bets and make thousands of pounds
>now the only account I have is skybet

Life is suffering
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>>64505817
They don't do anything about it, thousands of lads all around the country do it whenever the offer is on
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Fabregas first goal scorer
Hasn't travelled with the squad to Manchester
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>>64505965
Will this get refunded even if match ends 0-0?
>>
Is 365 currently broken or have I fucked up my PC in the past 5 minutes by doing absolutely nothing.
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Wait who are doing we FGS for in the United - Chelsea match? Can't find Costa on the list
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>>64506016
Only getting this all of a sudden. Even after restart/update flash & java.
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>>64506031
Costa is suspended
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>>64506031
I'm goin to wait until 82/83 minutes and then do over goals.
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>>64505817

50 on utd win before

50 on draw in-play

50 on another bookie on chelsea win

guaranteed profit without breaching t&c
>>
>>64506054
>>64506057
I know he's suspended, and I'm talking about the pre match bet. Anyone else confirmed to miss it?
>>
>>64506072
Fabregas
>>
>>64506076
Thanks lad, he's on there!
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>>64504789
looks gr8, but I'm not 100% sure the BBTS 1st half is available on live.
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>>64506115
I'll probably go with Chelsea+1.0 prematch and either MU-1.5 or -1EH (-1.5 AH usually isn;t available when inplay starts) - This is how I usually play it.

Also o0.5 prestake, 0-0 CS live gives you a really nice return, but I don't see it happening.

Also on the constant TCs banter, I'd always say that you don't get guaranteed wins as a very early goal (like in the 1st minute) can fuck over your calculations if you play live after that.
>>
>>64506170
>>64506115
you both actually have money to gamble?
>>
>>64506115
>>64506170
Yeah, I changed my mind on that one anyway. I've simplified and made sure to follow the rules.

£50 over 0.5goals = £54.15
£7 0-0 (on skybet) = £56

£50 in play over xgoals which I'll place nearing the end of the second half. Normally the odds get pretty high, I want to place it roughly @ 7 minimum.
>>
>first win of the day
Feeling like it's going to be a good one.
>>
backing Bhutan to comeback because altitude
>>
>>64506569
They're getting dominated.

Cashed out on Bang to win first half, rebacked it on o1.5 first half goals.
>>
>>64506569
I'll probably back them once it moves into a better line late after half time, altitude will only be a major factor later on

>>64506595
is probably a good bet
>>
>>64506595
Chuffed.
>>
I'll take over 20 offside flags @ 1.1 because jesus lads get it together.
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>>64506015
Yes because he didn't play
>>
>Mackers
>>
The unforgettable thread from this day in 2011 - http://www.betangel.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=5276
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>>64506878
>>
Everton -0.25
Arsenal -0.75
Southampton 0
Chelsea +0.5

Advising LARGE stakes on all of these
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>>64506943
what did he even get on
>>
>>64506987
Arsenal drifting probably because of team news.
>>
>>64507010
Bhutan +
>>
>>64506987
Everton far too short today
>>
>>64507059
I took Bhutan +1 from 0-2, refund pls Bhutan
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>>64506987
Bournemouth are gonna win you mainstream SLUG
>>
mackers -120k for the year
>>
>>64507077

Up 500k last year though

and that's not even taking into account money from PGA fees
>>
>>64507085
Gets taxed on those subs though and he has costs. The tipster app is pretty pricey I think.
>>
>>64507085
wouldn't have made more than 50k from subs, even with the price rise
>>
>>64507114
>>64507096

Don't forget the income he will earn from his property empire
>>
>>64507124
he has two flats doesn't he? wouldn't have made more than 15k from those pmsl. still in the red for the year
>>
>>64507136

He will win it all back next year
>>
Counting down the days for end of year write up desu. Can't wait for Mackers to claim he's been "unlucky" for six months making 5 bets a day as if variance lasts that long and it's not his fault he's down for the year.
>>
>>64507173

seething slug
>>
>>64503231
Imagine testing her chin.
>>
You can't be shrewd and lazy.
>>
I put my 50 pre match on over 0.5 and was going to put my 50 in play on 0-0 is this not allowed now?
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who /shrewdbutlazy/ here?
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>>64507219
It's always been against the T&Cs, they never do anything about it though
>>
So after being tricked like a little slug by Magnus into playing spurs over 200 and cousins o10.5 last night i'm on my way to bankruptcy.

Got 3/4s of my bankroll on a blackburn win today, with the rest on a draw coverbet.

Good luck today lads.
What are you on?
>>
>>64507225
>
>>
what's the bet? i got on a special one posted here for 1.90 a few days and won

spoonfeed me
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>>64507239
Halifax +0.5 - large
Exeter +0.25 - medium
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>>64507254
Palace at 2.1
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>>64507239
Retirement plan.
>>
>J WEST

KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
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>>64507278
max payout is 250k
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>>64507302
Like it makes a difference
>>
>>64507278
can only see one or two of those actually winning
>>
Winter skedge beyond tez zzz
>>
need oz and friendlies like air itself desu
>>
Can't stop myself topping up on Afghanistan
>>
We're being moved to /biz/ lads
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Testing out this new gimmick
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>>64507412
That accy gave me cancer
>>
>>64507427
Just you wait m8, THIS is where the value is at...
>>
>>64507412
literally lmao
>>
>>64507445
Not liking this meme tbqh
>>
>>64507412

so what happens when one of those games ends 3-2?
>>
Notts county in admin yet?
>>
>>64507459
I lose 1£. Not gonna happen though.
>>
>there are greasy faced, limp wristed, corbyn-loving, white guilt ridden, refugee welcoming, sockless leftist students with a 3 digit roll and 2 digit IQ browsing this thread RIGHT NOW
>>
>>64507550
i know you are but what am i
>>
>>64507550
m e t b h
>>
>>64507560
a garbage man
>>
ahahahah anyone watching the the Afghanistan v Maldives stream?
>>
>>64507601
JUST turned it on, what did I miss?
>>
>>64507550
8 out of 10

not bad
>>
>>64507615
Maldives player faceplant the advertising boards. Was going to make a webm but cant find the youtube stream. It was right before the 1st corner around 4.5 min in if anyone finds it.
>>
>>64507601
I have a large on o2.5g from gooz tip on it, do tell.
>>
>>64507601
What happened? Large on the afghans and I'm busy shagging atm, how they looking?
>>
>>64507643
sure you are lad
>>
Reminder if you "guarantee" about 6 quid profit on the inplay offers rather than having a risk free fun bet at above evens you're a seething, penny punting, low IQ slug.
>>
>>64507550
No, no, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no
>>
Limerick seemed to go off early there, going to catch a few bots out
>>
>>64507654
not worth bothering unless you're going for something with odds >6
>>
>>64507654
>around evens
You mean between 5/1 and 10/1?

>>64507627
Loses

>>64507643
Might win.
>>
>>64507671
>Loses

Explain why, friend :^)
>>
>>64507670
>>64507671

PMSL, hate this meme. You do realise if you have a £20,000 roll your medium should still be £200, right?

You've all been fooled by inspect element, J West's fake tips and Mackers' addictness to believe shrewdies are supposed to be betting thousands.

Euan doesn't even stake enough to get his 365 limited for fucks sake.
>>
Expecting a much quieter day today, but hoping to back the winner at 29's as it crosses the line a bit later :)
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>>64507697
what does that have to do with what you put your risk free £50 on
>>
>>64507694
Because I'm watching and J U D G I N G. On Afghanistan win to nil here.

>>64507697
>risk free
>win a quarter of a stake
why?
>>
>>64507714
>Because I'm watching and J U D G I N G. On Afghanistan win to nil here.

So am I friend, I see a 3-0er too :^)
>>
>>64507697
>>64507697
Too aggressive. If you're staking 1% on more on a medium you're either a nutter or have a tiny roll.
>>
>>64507643
Pleasing,
>>
Reminder that having children is -ev
>>
>>64507714
>>>64507694 (You)
>Because I'm watching and J U D G I N G. On Afghanistan win to nil here.

:'^)
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>>64507671
>Loses
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>>64507783
Must be fixed. No one can defend so poorly if they are trying.
>>
>Only went small on over 2 goals at evens
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>>64507792

Yes, surely it wasn't a fix and the value was miss-priced..

..surely :^)
>>
>>64507671
>Loses
>>
Euan knew it would win and said it would lose for the (you)s
>>
What's the accy of the day?
>>
>>64507906
Gooz's muggy 12 fold!
>>
>>64507714
AWW TEARS BUDDY! OTTER TEARS!!!
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>>64507906
this
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>>64507928
and for the majority of you that don't know swedish, that's just BTTS bets
>>
>>64507928
fuaaark 4000? damn you're a big guy
>>
>>64507939
trip :^)
also chasing losses: the game
>>
Is this offered in-play?
Got a feeling United will score an own goal
>>
>>64507952
cash out
>>
Remember it is against TOS to do the bet where you can't lose, I have read on Twitter a few had accounts closed/locked from the Arsenal/City game. If you don't care about your 365 account it is fine but if you use it all the time like I do I would not risk it. I will be doing £6 on another site at 0-0 to return £51 and my pre match bet on 365 on over 0.5 goals so that means the inplay bet you can bet on anything you want since it is refunded if it loses.
>>
>>64507973
cashing after a couple goals. probably
>>
>>64507928
on

looks like a winner. good value for money.
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>>64507987

>tfw copied from Reddit and is actually a bit smarter than I first realised
>>
bolton goal imminent
>>
Afghanistan HUP.
>>
Up unreal
>>
>>64507928
On m8

>1 Yankee @ SP
>Stake: 55
>2 Fourfold @ 11.68
>Stake: 10.00
>Potential Winnings: 106.792813
>>
>>64508098
Thanks, got on last night
>>
>>64507239

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>64508072
Bolton thx
>>
>>64507239
Bye.
>>
>didnt get on o4.5g
>>
>>64499445
Czechs won 2-0
>>
>>64508196
Thanks
>>
>>64508196
My line was at -2.5 glad I didnt hop on. Good tip tho fa/v\
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>>64508196
Tfw forgot to bet on it
>>
>>64508196
Cheers lid
>>
>>64508234
Yeah the bovada line was -2.5 but 365 had it at -1.5. How she goes.
>>
>>64508196
>>64508263
Wait my bet lost.

>Goal spreads : Czech Republic -1.5

Did I make a mistake?
>>
what is T H E bet for T H E bet365 inplay offer?
>>
Gonna put £18 on Arsenal to win @1.44

Convince me why I shouldn't?

I put Tenner on Patriots +8.,5 Yesterday and that Came through.

It's just Easy money if it's Guaranteed..
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>>64508302
Go back in time at least 26 hours and get on Papy or Rashford FGS
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>>64508318
>Convince me why I shouldn't?
What if they lose or draw?
>>
>>64508294
Not as far as I can see. Czechs won by 2 and covered. Might want to bitch at your bookie.
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>>64508302

This is literally /freemoney/
>>
>>64508334
They Literally Won't..

Ok what If i get on Arsenal DC @1.1
>>
>>64508344
Who's that? Only know of Cesc
>>
>>64508371

You probably like them £10 to £10,000 challenges too do you?
>>
>>64508344
also got on this

I'm certain that he'll score first
>>
>>64508379

>da Silva Willian
>Aguera Ander Herrera
>Emboaba Oscar
>Hoelgebaum Andreas Pereira
>Robert Kenedy
>Nascimento Ramires
>>
>>64508371
literally spelled this out for you yesterday, idk why I bothered t b h. Teens eh

Don't worry about listening to me, come back after a month or two of making 'guaranteed' bets all day and see if you profit in the long run. If you do, I'll congratulate you.
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yes?
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>>64508342
Thanks Maple the bookie said he is sending the query to the trader.

I wouldn't even check it if it wasnt for you.
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>>64508505
2-2
1-3
3-1

screencap
>>
>Pick is @ 1.67
>ML is @ 2.25

Can anyone explain to me why these have such hugely different odds? They're exactly the same bet, why would I take the pick over the ML?
>>
>>64508532
Pick is like a DNB in this case. ML loses on a draw.
>>
>>64508550
Thanks
>>
>>64508512
np man I GOTCHU
>>
the bank on crystal palace
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>>64508505
>>
>>64508710
Cash out
>>
>>64508710
you should probably cash out
>>
Imagine guaranteeing yourself a few quid profit and then being happy with yourself. I fucking DESPISE you slugs. Literally go back to reddit ffs.
>>
>>64508710
only 75 mins to go and you win
>>
>>64508318

Post slip. Pretty sure this is some new troll.
>>
>>64508318
Are you the guy who did @1.1 or something silly?

Do it if you want, just don't cry when you end up losing £30 for a chance to win £34.
>>
>>64508318

Do it mate. You seem to have found a great method of getting rich. Might have a bang on that myself.
>>
>>64508808
>new troll
/freemoney/ isn't new
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What could possibly go wrong?
>>
Is Hibs at evens one of these very rare occasions of a mainstream special? Just don't understand these odds desu
>>
>>64509014

?

That guy was Canadian
>>
Navy -3 and Central Michigan +5 tbqh
>>
>tfw we are LITERALLY being raided by reddit
>>
>>64509086
>Rangers
Staying away from that game desu
>>
What's the /bet/ for the arse game?
-0.5?
>>
>>64509086
No.
>>
>>64509086

Excellent, now I can reback
>>
>About to get on DNB @ 2.50
>Literally between the time my brain sends the signal to click to my finger and the time my finger responds, the fucker suspends
>GOAL
>DNB now @ 1.3

Every fucking time god damn it.
>>
need an Everton and Crystal Palace goal like A I R
>>
Navy -3, but only if you like free money
>>
>>64507928
this is starting to look pretty good guys
>>
>>64509089
>>64509286
On -2.5 I guess
>>
>>64507928
Looking good so far man. Good luck!
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>that mental gymnastics where I see the first 2 hockey games are going to finish on unders, therefore Finland vs Russia will surely finish over 5.5
>>
Hello? Is it time to lump on Palace yet? Also can you bet on the Olympics? What about the special Olympics?
>>
>>64509463

>it's possible to bet on Finnish 4th tier football, u16s basketball, indoor soccer from some Austrian league
>can you bet on the Olympics

Wow really? Can you tie your own shoes?
>>
>>64509531
You can't bet any of that here you monkey
>>
>>64509577
land
of
the
free
>>
>>64509463

Engage your brain m8. Of course you can bet on the biggest sports event in the world
>>
>>64509089
>>64509286
Navy -3 THE BET?
>>
>>64509419
Does that mean it's going o5.5?
>>
>>64509577
So why ask then? Fat meff.
>>
>>64509531
You can't bet on Olympics in America
>>
LARGE ON SAF NEXT UNITED MANAGER SHAKING QUAKING TREMBLING
>>
>>64509621
Calm down nerd.
>>
>>64509612
Everyone will be on Navy -3

Pick Pitt +3

Navy's two losses came to the only two real teams they played.

Pitt lost to Miami, ND, Iowa, and UNC
>>
>>64509646
>Pitt lost to Miami
Did you watch Miami yesterday? They looked poo in the loo tier. And which good team did Pitt beat this year?
>>
>>64509620
Dare I say the game is DUE to go over?
>>
Palace?
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Assuming these all win, should I just let it run or cash out for ~£20?
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1-0 Finland
>>
>>64509984
Nobody gives a fuck.
>>
crystal palace please...
>>
>>64510010
Betting related question in a betting thread you mongoloid.
>>
>>64509994
1-1

#due
What a time to be alive
>>
>>64510082

I think he made a very valid point though. Nobody does give a fuck. Ask /r/socerbetting if you were looking for a genuine answer
>>
>>64510085
o6.5?
>>
>>64510172
If you want. Possibly shekels on o1.5 2nd period goals.
>>
>>64499823
Sweden won
>>
>>64505852
people wanna be like me, but they just ain't me
>>
I always put a couple of quid on a Lukaku brace but not today. Fuck me.

Hasn't Lukaku scored in something like 9 consecutive games now? Can we call him the best ST in the premier league now? Aguero doesn't give a shit anymore, and Lukaku is the only one with consistency.
>>
how did crystal miss that ffs

gonna lose 200
>>
>>64510409
no hes on a 1 game streak as of today
>>
>Djilobodji on the bench
>>
>>64510515
JUST
>>
>That post result hindsight feel
>>
>Tottenham can't score against 10 men
Kill me.
>>
>>64510515
Also no Cahill in the squad

worry.jpg
>>
>>64510586
I got on o1.5 spurs goals at 1-1 and thought I was a genius when they went down to 10 men.
>>
>>64510657
I'm on BTTS/Spurs win. Thought it was going to be a 3-1/3-2
>>
>>64510515

LMAO
>>
Pretty sure Chelsea have never won a game when starting Hazard up front.
>>
I'm guessing no one was on over 11 first half corners in the west brom game? :^)
>>
>>64510690
Can you even get o11 first half without requesting it?
>>
Palace will never score in our lifetimes :(
>>
>>64510690
>I'm guessing no one was on over 11 first half corners in the west brom game? :^)
hah, 12th corner@45+3

meanwhile, the city of tottenham has 3 corners in the whole game. useless fucks
>>
>>64510741
well, they still didnt get a corner:)
>>
HOW DO YOU MISS THAT ZAHA

FFS
>>
>>64510690

zzzzzzz
>>
>>64510684
Winner winner chicken dinner!
>>
>didn't take o6.5 on stoke/everton
Why live
>>
Fucking hell my heart, thank you based Stoke
>>
>>64510859
neither did I take over 23 corners on west brom
why live?
>>
Goff so shrewd on Wigan unreal. uafc.
>>
U11 corners in Stoke/Everton was THE bet
>>
In what world do Fenerbache not win today?
>>
What's the best on Utd/Chelsea?

3-1/2-1 Chelsea, undecided. Might go 3-1 Chelsea and aim for a cashout.

Tempted by a 3-2 even.
>>
>>64511133

>aim for a cash out

what the FUCK is the logic behind this?
>>
>>64511133
>aim for cashout on a risk free bet
>thinking there will be lots of goals

m8...
>>
>>64511133
pmsl
>>
>>64511173
>>64511201
Why not take the guaranteed 400 if it's 2-1 instead of risking it for 1400 on 3-1?
>>
>>64511252
pmsl
>>
>>64511252

I dont understand.

You think it will be 2-1 but will bet 3-1 so you can cash out when it's at 2-1? Do you think this will result in more money or something?
>>
>>64511252

Because you could win an extra £1000 with just one extra goal with no risk attached?
>>
>>64511277
No, obviously I'll wait it out if it's 2-1 at 65 minutes, but not at 80.
>>
>>64510688
Hazard hatrick confirmed.
Put a 2+ goal bet on lads....
>>
Literally wish I had a huge pot of salt to pour on all these slugs ITT right now.
>>
>>64511321
Oscar anytime/Chelsea 2-1 @ 36
>>
United o3.5 goals @19 is WORLD
>>
Oscar to score 2 or more at 50/1. Merry Christmas.
>>
Glad everyone here thinks this is an overs game. Just reassures me 0-0 is THE inplay bet.
>>
Chelsea -2eh lids
>>
>>64511359
putting my wife's kids' university funds on it
>>
Just text J West he says Chelsea -1 is THE inplay bet.
>>
>>64511413

Just like the City-Arsenal game right liddo.

>>64511429

PMSL
>>
>>64511413
also getting on this, it either ends 0-0 or 1-1

cannot believe that people are taking overs lmao
>>
>>64511359
And who do you suppose will score these goals?
>>
Arsenal/Bournemouth?
>>
I'm more nervous about united not scoring than I am for bournemouth not scoring. do I cash it for 9.4k or do I stay in? refer to my earlier picture
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>>64511462

Rooney, Martial x2, Mata
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>>64511434
>my wife's kids
>>
Hazard FGS @8
Hazard LGS @8
Hazard AGS @3.6
Hazard Hat-Trick @101

These will all win.
>>
What did you lids bet on to qualify for your FREE in-play bet then?
>>
>0-0 only 7/1
What kind of joke is this?
>>
>>64511517
Marcus Rashford FGS
>>
>>64498343
her homeland is Israel though
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>>64511434
>my wife's kids
Every time
>>
>>64511525
it was at 9 earlier, it's because they know that this ends 0-0
>>
>>64511513

None of those win. Chelsea wont score.
>>
>>64511525

You are a big name in the betting world now m8.

The 365 mole prob saw you talking up the 0-0 and informed the trader.
>>
>>64511579
tears
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>>64511599
Pmsl
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>>64510172
>>64510262
Both in. Neat.
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NEED a 4chan filter for pmsl. How do I recommend it to Chinese Moot?
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>>64511721
tfw forgot to bet on these
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>>64511751
eh, it's not used enough outside of here to warrant it tbqhwy
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>Navy drifting
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on united 3-1 @19
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>>64511804
Quality pun but still on Navy. Pitt cant stop the option
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>>64511828
Any particular reason? Chelsea have a dangerous lineup and Utd a good defence, but Utd just doesn't have the attacking power to break their weaker back line.
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inb4 chelsea score within 5 minutes
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On 2-1 Chelsea @ 11
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i am pmsl if you weren't on over 15 corners
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On Man U clean sheet. Chelsea don't score.
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>>64511843
No idea what you're trying to say here
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>betting on this game
Begone children
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>>64512484

>not realising his unintended pun
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>>64512520

>50$ free bet
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God I fucking hate bet365. Whenever they off that free in play bullshit the quality of the thread drops dramatically.
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>>64512663

I agree but probably for different reasons to yours
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Down insane sums today. Need to take a break. Heads gone.
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>>64512663
they're fun desu, I like it whenever everybody gets on something

Also, why does 365 still do these offers? They must lose money, or do people actually put down £50 bets on things that aren't certain/will be voided
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>>64512755
I explained it to a friend and he's put £50 on draw and is now deciding on his in play. So yeah, even though it's very clear people are just too stupid.
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>>64512755
Probably a mix of people fucking up their bets and the people who wouldnt normally have £50 in their account end up having £50 in their account once it is refunded and then lose it rather than withdrawing.
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>mfw arsenal making back all ur losses and even more profit
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>>64512755
>They must lose money

Hahahaha good one. Have you seen some of the stupid stuff people have done here even when being spoonfed what to do? It also just gets mugs to deposit more into their account to make sure they've got a £100 to bet with
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>>64512812
but a 0-0 draw is certain, anon :^)

>>64512872
same with lots of these offers. Bookies are fine with giving you money because they trust that you will lose it back (which most people do)
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how do I check the rball of games? Do I have to become an rball data scout? pls help im a worm and I'll stimulate your prostate if you tell me
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>>64513178

Go on bet365
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just got in here, wtb? I'm thinking 1-1 from here since 0-0 is gone
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Placing BTTS in this game is my biggest regret of the year
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>>64513178
Ask lux on superlenny live chat
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>>64513226

Its just an awful gimmick m8, please don't feed him the (You)s he wants
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>>64513178
>>64513226
Also betfair. Doesn't look as pretty but being able to see last X amount of minutes is a nice touch.
Also a bunch of other sites but might have to get creative i.e. willhill, go to game, ctrl+f "attack for team x" look at amount of results found
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>>64513262
why would you
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>>64513299

Unless he wants past games rball
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>>64513262
My biggest regret was letting the love of my life move to Australia without telling her how I felt
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>>64513342

Well if thats the case he should be more clear and you gave an incorrect answer
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>>64513401
it's ok anon she probably didn't feel the same way
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The Man U - Chelsea match is fixed for over 1.5 goals lids get on, have it from a reliable malaysian source.
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>£50 qualifying bet is over 0.5

sweating
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>>64513500

zzzzzzz
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>>64513474
You're probably right, best not to know
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>>64513401
my current gf said he left some brit who she knew loved her but she never really liked him. actually she thought he was annoying.

are you him?
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>>64513500
Mine too. Good job we both put £5 on 0-0 on Skybet, right?
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>>64513500

awww poor little reddit slug will lose his £50 christmas money

fuck off you worm
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chelsea win with a pedro goal would be comfort table rntbqhwy
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>>64511470
Cash they wont score
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Need 4 United goals like AIR
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>>64513735
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>>64511470
Nobody cares you muggy prick, fuck off from my board and drop the trip you retard.
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>Kebab keeping
>>64513735
Are you talking about for the rest of the season?
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>>64513920

Please have sex.
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whats the bet laddos

is this all yuropeons or can we talk nba and nfl
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Anyone else see that ad for Jagermeister and think of Euan?

Bet he is always getting Jager bombs in with the lads!
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>>64514027

>nigga netball
>nigga rugby

fuck off
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>>64514027
>can we talk NFL
'no'
And the bet is Navy -3
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>>64514060
so yeah it is all you foreign fucks huh

>>64514090
why m8 Pitt lost to some quality teams, good defensive coach with time to prepare, etc
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>>64514090
cincinatti bengals to win tonight is THE bet
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2015 has been pretty terrible on the betting front. Keep doing more and more research to try and turn the tide, but nothing seems to help... Spending more and more time trying to change my results with little noticeable improvement and starting to wonder if it is really worth it. /bet/ is a pretty annoying place when you are struggling as well given that everybody seem to claim to win all the time on here... All means that the betting is far from enjoyable and the research feels rather pointless, so might be time for a break from it all...
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Euan so shrewd
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>>64514166
Mccarron vs the broncos D seems a little risky to me

may tease the bengals with the cavs tonight
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>>64514165
>Pitt lost to some quality teams
And they also didn't beat any quality teams. And you can't really prepare for the triple option with more time because your practice squad doesn't run it at the same speed as the other team
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>>64514165
>so yeah it is all you foreign fucks huh

Correct. So come back during Euro sleepy time and talk about your correctly priced sports and talk about it then
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>not realizing the beat is Elon +23

Pitt couldnt stop an injury decimated triple option from GT they would stop Navy
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>>64514223
no risk -> no reward
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J West just phoning it in at this point lads. Hearts gone.
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>>64514249

>when you can't type properly because you're shaking so much being on Euans tip
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>>64514090
classic james brayshaw
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>>64514190
>he's not on 0-0
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>>64514190
Pmsl if you're not UAC this year desu
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>>64514190
Hi Mackers
>>
Recommend canada vs Denmark over 1.5 and 2.5 2nd period goals
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>>64514190
u need a shrewder attitude to betting
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just got back home and it's still 0-0. For anybody who's watching the game, how is it? Is there a goal coming up? No shots on targets is very impressive
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djilobodji subbed on pmsl
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>>64514190
Hi Ian
@SportDW
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>matic
>chelshit
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>>64514660
it's so fucking shit. should've gone with the 0-0 really. cant see anyone scoring
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>>64514660
almost a penalty given, and chelshit missed a sitter

things are heating up
>>
Is there another goal in the Arsenal game?
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>C. Borthwick-Jackson on
>>
is ameribets still good at betting ive been away for awhile

seems hes on navy which everyone and their mom is on always a risky move
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>>64515034

Was sooooo close to taking him, had him in the my bets section and everything
>>
Need 0-0 like air
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>>64515077
*bet slip, obvs
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>>64515068
He lost like 8 of these bowl game bets in a row.
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>>64515129
>like 8
Try half of that. Still have hit 72%
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>>64514840
>>64514829
rivaling opinions, tears

might put a semi-hedge on o0.5 if it hits 3 or so

>>64515034
came close to taking this but waited for Febregas. Hope that, if anybody scores, it's somehow him just so that the /bet/ mugs will be up a cunt
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>>64515206

Don't think anyone's actually on him
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ABSOLUTE TEARS AT PEOPLE NOT ON THE 7.0 ENHANCED ODDS ARSENAL TO BEAT BOURNEMOUTH BET COURTESY OF GALA CORAL GROUP™
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NEED 0-0 so hard. I'm a leftist student slug, 300 quid is a lot to me
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>>64515325
Post slips of last five bets.
>>
10 sweaty minutes left for 0-0
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>>64515297

Was it a max £5 or £10 bet?
>>
IM FOREVER BLOWIING BUBBLES PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR
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>>64514493
tfw only went small on o2.5

Thanks maple
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>>64514493
top stuff, cheers man
>>
>tfw wanted to bet 0-0 but thought both teams would score so bet on draw
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>>64515357
4 are Lithgrow Rose rebacks (up £60 from them overall), most recent was Bhutan refund
>>
LADS I JUST CASHED OUT THE PRE-GAME BET BY MISTAKE ;_;
>>
>>64515655
How you cash out by mistake? you need to click twice
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>>64515655
good
>>
>>64515684

I wanted to cash out another bet
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>>64515655
JUST
U
S
T

My Fabregas bet doesn't even have the cashout option
>>
>>64515655

What was it?
>>
PLEASE no last minute goal
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>>64515684
You only need to click once
>>
Need united game to end 0-0
>>
Lads lads lads

If I cash out my in-play can I still get my pre match back?
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>>64515726

Djilobodji FGS, but that means they won't refund the inplay bet
>>
how much extra time????
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>>64515776
3

S W E A T I N G
>>
Buducnost -4.5 (Basket: ABA League) @1.76
They have won 9 last against Zadar. The last 7 of those they covered by 4.5 in regulation.
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>>64515765
so you meant to cash out the in play bet that gets refunded anyway? then surely the cashout for the in play bet is winning.
>>
Tears if you werent on o0.5/0-0.
I wasn't.
>>
who /sweaty palms/
>>
So how many reddit slugs put their pre-match on 0.5 cause games never end 0-0?
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>>64515821

No I meant to cash out another unrelated bet. I took Djilobodji pregame and then Man U SW inplay.
>>
BOOKIES = FUCKING BASHED

0-0 is in
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HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
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>>64515876
>>64515829
>>64515809
>>64515776
>>64515749
>>64515738
>>64515325

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>
:)
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>tfw as an eurofag only get 10 euro to bet inplay

Would have loved a 50 on 0-0.
>>
How many people were on 0-0? Hard to gauge when no slips are posted
>>
sums
>>
>>64515984

Euan and then 1 or 2 anons. It's the same guy who always spams his bets.
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>>64515876
>>64515922
>>64515937
>>64515957
>>64515776
>>64515749
>>64515738


Everyone post 0-0 slips. There weren't that many on. Serial shitposter is here.
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>>64516003
I'm that guy and I'm not on this match because I'm not a clueless penny punting bubblegum owning little slug
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inb4noslips
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>>64516062
Only got on draw ;_;
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0-0!!

we bet the bookies lads! weew
>>
00000000000000

UP INSANE SUMS
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>>64516126

You thought both teams would score and got lucky. You don't count as you're not on 0-0.
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holy shit

£300 profit, from one bet.

cheers Euan uac!
>>
bookies on suicide watch
>>
Imagine being one of those mugs who backed Bournemouth from +1.5 to +0.75 pre-game, then continued to lay Arsenal from 1.7 to 1.85 before the goal. IMAGINE being that clueless pmsl
>>
>>64516216

Imagine caring about something so pointless you thought you'd share it in the hope that someone else was just as sad as you. IMAGINE pmsl
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>>64516176
He still needed0-0 to hold cunt
>>
zzz bubblegum babbies
>>
>navy
>>
Perfect, now I can reback Navy
>>
>navy
>>
>tfw only got on united clean sheet @2.0

Still nice
>>
You guys are fucking idiots.
>>
When was the last truly WORLD tip on /bet/? Bubblegum babbies and penny punters need not reply.
>>
>having a clean 365

tiers. so many penny punting slugs and tadpoles swimming around this thread
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>>64516364

How much you down today lad?
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>>64516298

Chill you weirdo.
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>>64516393
I "timed out"
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>>64516378
the argie fix
>>
>>64516385
>not having an unlimitable 365
It's like you dont like free money

>>64516426
Youre mixing up /bet/ and "P"GA
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>>64516378

>thinking there has been any WORLD bets to make recently

Its been a dire skedge, even for a bubblegum babby such as myself. The Asia virgins with no friends must really be struggling desu
>>
>>64516378
fiji on the U20 worldcup
>>
>>64516448
>not having an unlimitable 365

how did you find out?
>>
Ameribets DOWN once again. Tragic.
>>
>>64516426
Clueless. I'm looking for something not taken from pga or blogabet.
>>
>ameribest

might just start tailing considering this streak is so fucking bad it has to end sometime soon
>>
>>64516490
>football games are 10 seconds long
I'll have to write that down somewhere
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>>64516466
There's been plenty actually, the difference is shrewdies no longer spoonfeed them here
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>115 posters

surreal
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>>64516556

Such as?
>>
>>64516623
most posters are ameribets proxys
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>>64516466
what do you consider a WORLD bet? what about a 30:1 accy that i tipped TWICE before the weekend. What about the 8:1 accy that is going to be complete on jan. 2? what about the live in play 5:1 doto odd? i could go on, but you people are too focused on your slags footy bets to realize what's going on around you.
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>>64516623
/sp/ would be dead without us lid.
>>
>>64516378
Every Kurt Drago tip
>>
>>64515442
>>64515511
No problem
>>
>>64516623
this, depressing. Thread used to be a tight knit community of maybe 10-15 posters, now every student mong is in these threads
>>
Sports in which "athletes" are rewarded rather than those with world class skill at that specific discipline.

All Americans secretly have a fetish to be cucked by a 6'4 250lb black guy with loads of fast twitch muscle fibres. That's why they all love the convoluted snooze fest that is American football.
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>tfw only about 3 hours until all the angry posters go to bed and I can get comfy
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>>64516678
That's because anyone shrewd enough moved to the fb group
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>>64516729

zzzzzzzzz
>>
>>64516729
does Euan still have his fb group?
>>
>Didn't reback navy when they were 7-0 down
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Still mirin those Navy helmets
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>>64516729
This desu
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>>64516738
Must have just been coincidence that all the trips stopped tipping once Joe tapped them up on here
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>>64516697
>convoluted
yuropeons can't understand a game played by nigs with IQs of 70
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>>64516753
Euan's FB group was embarrassing, he tipped a bunch of Armenian shite, the majority of which lost. Then realised he wasn't a JUDGE so quit. Then there was a clueless black guy posting complete shite and another addict posting NFL bets for a bit, now it's completely dead PMSL.

>Euan wanted to charge £10 a month for it.
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>Bengals drifting

Meta pls
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>>64516493
UCD waves
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>>64516815
Dead
>>
>>64516831

Bengals + 4 is actually WORLD
>>
>>64516831
redskins odd spiked like crazy before the game on saturday. not worried at all
>>
Bengals at 2.8 value?
>>
whats THE BET for MNF
>>
Man City @1.85 against Leicester is a mainstream HUGE
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>>64516815
Only posted shit bets desu.
>>
any of you lads got some hair styling tips? got a BIG date but my hair is a little too long for how I normally have it, needs cutting, just kinda all over the place at the moment
>>
>>64517197
It's too tough to call in my opinion. Usually there's a bet to be eked out in any game but this one is unpredictable.

Either offense might click, neither might click. Broncos defense might shut down the Bengals, might not.
Impossible to say if it'll be low scoring, high scoring, a close game or which team is going to win really.

I'm a Broncos fan but 1.47 against the Bengals is not value at all so I won't be betting on them.

I might just have something small on Demaryius Thomas first TD or something like that.
Demaryius and Sanders Overs for yards and receptions might be worth a go too
>>
>>64517255
My hair is always in great shape and I'd be happy to help but I need a pic
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>>64517255
shorter on the sides, bit longer on top, messy top m8

bring the back up a bit and shave your face

bitches love this look, can be messy or clean
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>>64517255
Shave it off. If you're relatively attractive it looks good.
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New Thread

>>64517348
>>64517348
>>64517348
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>>64517266
I got west ham when it was on 7.5 and then made west ham and broncos just because Im a Broncos fan too, hopefully I win this multibet
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>>64517255
I have the messy fawhawk type deal going on. Can't pull off the boardwalks empire long hair thing.
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