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No Argie Lovedoll Edition
>Not catching an std while out with the lads during a cold Newcastle night sub-edition
Previous thread: >>64476300
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First for American women are horrible
>>64498261
I had a persian gf before, was pretty good desu.
>Tfw bought tinder + just to check out some Argie slags
Damn, it's true
a r g e n t i n a
Post your muggy £5 EPL accas lads!
If you didn't go to the football on Boxing Day and you're not going tomorrow than you're an aspie
First for there's tons of american qts
>>64498326
I'm going tomorrow lid, hopefully see you there.
Night lids x
>>64498343
When are you going to start posting some?
>>64498326
imagine not having a home game on boxing day
>>64498349
Mines a lager, see you later
WAITING ALL DAY FOR A SUNDAY NIGHT
>>64498300
gonna be rich
>>64498378
I'm a lager sometimes cider.
>>64498358
>>64498403
more of an ipa guy myself
>>64498441
>pointy elbows
wouldn't bang/10
>>64498441
>>64498470
you are more of a pointy dicks kinda dude
Magnus got 3/4 so far tonight, probably got more bets coming up so stay tuned.
<blog>
Was at a party last night, got shitfaced and forgot to bet on Arsenal, thank god. Was a lot of fun, but woke up hangover as fuck today.
Got better before we headed out to dinner at a restaurant with lots of family.
Waiters were utter shit desu, max bet on them going out of business within 6 months desu. They didn't have toast for my club sandwich so i got some chicken with fucking cold bearnaise sauce. Wasnt that great but whatever. My cousin got a bottle of fanta because they didnt have any more 0.5l glasses, and it had expired in November.
Also they didnt ask for drink-orders at first so my uncle had to ask the waiter. Was pretty shitty and they even served some of us ten minutes before the others.
Went to my stepdads mom for coffee afterwards.
My mom started losing her hair today, so she took the machine and skinned it all off. She got a wig but it'll be weird to see her like this. Also getting second chemo in a couple days. Hope she'll be okay.
Going to my friends house tomorrow for the PL-games, then we're going drinking again. I'm hyped.
</blog>
>>64498484
>>64498484
Tiny qts are best qts t b h
>You'll never live the ultimate comfy life in Texas with a qt blonde gf listening to country music like in the movies never worrying about gambling.
Truly a horrible feel.
>>64498484
>those disgusting thighs
>>64498538
>Not playing poker with people who own ranchs of equal size to yours
>>64498513
Hot pocket man isn't going to like all this slag posting.
>>64498585
talking big sense pal
>>64498509
hope your mum gets better lid
>>64498589
>>64498451
What's your favourites? Been meaning to try some.
>>64498619
you then?
>>64498619
>tfw wake up and le hot pocket man has banned you for comfy posting
>>64498637
what kind of access do you have to american ipas? I don't really know british ipas and the last time I was there your cask beer scene was starting to blow up
>>64498589
Sauce
>>64498634
>>64498664
I'm sure they can be sourced somewhere.
>>64498400
thx la ;)
>>64498688
/sp/ t b h. probably going to still get banned though
Need some high test thighs desu
>>64498637
Start with Founders All day IPA, its a classic and its pretty good
Weyerbacher double simcoe IPA is good but much stronger taste
>>64498790
Obscene.
>>64498790
blimey
Free pizza for all if this comes in lads :^)
So Nestle I have a question for you. Say at the /bet/ meetup in Vegas we all get hammered and as per the argument of >muh ev gets brought up. But because everyone is so sloshed things escalate quickly into a full on fist fight between the angry pseudo shrewdie Brits and the utterly clueless Americans. Which side do you take?Being neutral isn't an option because both sides state if you aren't with them you are against them and remember there is only one correct answer to this hypothetical situation
How did the lids do today?
>>64498863
Forgot to add Afghanistan v Maldives O2.5g too :^(
that should have been a fucking free play
>>64498917
You need to sort your life out you weirdo
>>64498622
Thanks lad, doctors say good prognosis
>>64498917
I'm led to believe the Americans will have quite the hefty weight advantage so the +ev decision would be to join them as it provides a higher probability of coming out of the fist fight victorious. :^)
>>64498863
>exponentially multiplying the bookies edge
and on the kind of bet where it's obvious as fuck to know that you're being robbed
worm tax
>>64498959
Problem?
>>64498220
who is this plastic fantastic?
>>64498917
Angry burger anon here. It would never degenerate into a fist fight but if it did I would fucking lay waste to the brits
>>64499074
I kek'd.
>>64499104
>That hand to forearm ratio
>>64498220
>Implying this bet won't come in
Seriously though, this is the accy of the day
>>64499031
>>64499104
>not realising angry Brit anon has been training relentlessly for the moment he finally gets to test some chins irl and single handily wipes the floor with everyone
>>64499118
That just concentrates the force of a punch into a more specific and painful location
>>64499118
it's sad, I think she would be pretty if she dropped the mass of 4 normal human females
>>64499041
Muh quid, Post some tips friend :^)
>>64499157
Begone child.
>>64499173
>angry Brit anon has been training relentlessly for the moment he finally gets to test some chins irl
>not realizing angry burger anon has been testing chins since the age of 7
also, we would probably have more negros
>>64499232
Fair play, you win.
>>64499232
You have shit tier negros like rothstein, we have GOD TIER negros like Nestle.
>>64499204
pls senpai
>accy bets
Why not just by a lottery ticket?
>>64499118
From that link.
>If you liked this post then I think you'll like Roosh's Argentina Compendium, a 64-page strategy guide designed to help you sleep with Argentine women in Argentina.
Actually needing a 64(SIXTY-FOUR)-page field guide to talk to a lady. Pity my fellow millennials tbqh.
>>64499357
No chance of influencing the outcome with the lotto, its pure luck
Sweden ML vs USA. No Nylander but I still believe Sweden's offense will be flying tomorrow. USA has some talent for sure but not particularly deep imo.
There's really no edge here but if you want to get on the game, Sweden it is, for me anyway.
The over 7 is a big one for two teams that can cancel each other out so it's better to wait in play to see how the games going and jump on o/u period to period.
Czech -1.5. Vs slovakia. They should be outmatched.
Finland ML for value vs Russia. Russia not nearly as strong as usual and Finland showed last game their big boys can play in this tournament.
Would get on Canada team overs and period totals once the game starts.
>>64499416
if you want to be pernickety about it then technically the lottery is more ev since with each bet in an accy you multiple the bookie advantage
>>64499157
>wolves
>not choking
pick one m8
also Cp and Swansea gonna tie, swans have been just been unlucky this season.
ALSO
>burnley in charge of beating times
Youll really need luck on your side britbro
>>64499416
Please tell me how you influence the outcome on accys.
>>64499357
accys are more likely to come in
THIS is the official bet of the day lads, get on it.
giants are gonna ruin my fuggen accy
>>64499762
why would you bet on them m8. HGH family desu
>>64488690
somebody meme'd me for tripping
wheres that birtbong anyway
>>64499445
M8 the canadians weren't at their best but the USA were beating them to every puck, plus they have the physical advantage over sweden.
Don't be surprised if the US goes far in this tournament
>>64499790
I meme'd you because you're a pointless trip, I don't think I've ever seen you properly tip something. I don't care about stupid handegg
>>64499771
im just hoping the HGH got spread around the gnats
>>64499847
>you dont tip only things i care about so why bother tipping
m8 i told you, playoff luckswing and the occasional icefight
>>64499888
why do you continue to trip even though playoff baseball ended 2 months ago
Any value on bournemouth beating arsenal? putting $50 on 6.5 is tempting
>>64499823
>don't be surprised if they don't go far in this tournament
Why would I be surprised that a top 3 team goes far?
And I'm not sure where you're getting this physical advantage idea from. On average Sweden is like 2 inches taller and 5 pounds heavier. Watching both teams play i wouldn't say the US will out man is a forgone conclusion.
Just looking at the odds is very similar to the US Canada game. It's more or less a toss up, why not go for the better odds.
>>64499923
Because he is a fag and should be ignored
>>64499942
nah, they beat Chelshit and Manure but both those teams are playing shite at the moment, Arsenal are dece, Bournemouth might have been in with a shot if it was at their ground but can't see them winning at the Emirates
>>64499942
it wont happen. If you want to throw away your money, put it on Leciester winning the league.
>>64499888
Nice strawman argument. How am I supposed to know what you were tipping as anon months ago? As far as I've seen you've been tripping a few weeks without putting out a single tip and just generally being quite cluelees so I asked why you were tripping.
>>64500007
>>64500017
Thank you for talking me out of a stupid bet m8s
whats your opinion on betting on your own team? Does your confidence get in the way more often than you win?
Don't think I've ever seen a skedge like this. The dog better be in the mood for a very long walk.
>>64500209
I don't bet on my team or the rival because I fear jynxing the first, or the second's opponents
Also if I lose I'd feel twice as bad
>>64500209
Depends on your team. For example, I support liverpool and put a cheeky bet on them winning the league in 2013 and nearly threw my tv out the window when gerrard fucking slipped
>>64500209
Always lost on the Packers until I decided to accept they just get blown out whenever they face a team over .500.
With soccer a lot of times the bet looks so good I end up telling myself "I'm just really liking this bet because I support these guys." most of the time the bet comes through without me being on it. It's quite frustrating.
>>64500209
don't do it without expecting a win. Do it with a small sum and don't care if it fails, because depending on your team, it probably will. And ONLY prestake. Live betting will trap you with thoughts of "my team can do this and that" and you will lose big.
>>64500209
betting on my team is very -ev at the moment
osweiler playing with separated shoulder for denver
literally taking out a loan from a mafia loanshark to lump on bengals ml as we speak
>inb4 muh dalton
>>64500455
denver will still win m8
>>64500455
Wouldnt trust McCarron against Denver D with Ward and Stewart coming back
Guys if neither Leicester (a meme team) or Arsenal (the chokest team) are winning the Premier, then who is? City?
>>64498790
FRANCE YOU LEWD BEAST
>>64500585
Tottenham
>>64500585
city probably wins it, they have the best team and dont choke as often as arsenal
Lester still going to win, put a cheeky tenner on them at the beginning of the season. Will be a nice payout
>>64500209
Often I do the opposite - bet on the opposing team. That way I get some consolation if >we lose.
>>64500585
United under Mou. Search your heart, you know it to be true.
>>64500619
sure you did mate
>>64500585
>Arsenal (the chokest team)
How would randomizing the NFL draft improve the league?
>>64499942
put it on lester sw
>>64500820
It would be a really communist thing to do, America
>>64500820
competent front office and coaching is far more important than the draft, half the first round draft picks bust within a year or 2
>>64500874
Leicester aint winning. They played like shit against Everton and got lucky being given two penalties. Their third was a blatant hand ball. They were literally gifted three goals by the ref and mongy Everton defending. Even with three FREE goals they still conceded twice and were seriously lucky to win.
At Liverpool they played equally terribly and lost even though Liverpool were also shit.
It's sad to say but their time is up, they don't have the depth to keep it going for the full season, they're all exhausted as it is entering the most demanding third of the season.
City meanwhile have some of their best players fresh back from injury recovery, including David Silva. Leicester are gonna get bummed.
>>64500996
>City away from home and without Kompany
Leicester can keep the meme going to be honest
3 Team Parlay #632985383
Football - College - Point Spread
Air Force @ California
Air Force 7.0 (-105) Dec 29, 2015 2:00 PM
Football - College - Point Spread
Central Michigan @ Minnesota U
Central Michigan 5.0 (-110) Dec 28, 2015 5:00 PM
Football - College - Point Spread
Pittsburgh @ Navy
Navy -3.0 (-115) Dec 28, 2015 2:30 PM
$3.00
$17.91
howd i do
>>64501180
>Multi bet on cfb
are you literally retarded or only pretending to be stupid?
>>64501180
don't spend your winnings all at once
Why did I bet overs on the giants game
Who else /chasinginjanuary/ here?
>>64501207
I'm on vikings o26 (even money)
defense and ST is going HAM in this game
>>64501180
Don't blow all your winnings on Fireball Whiskys
We need more quality bet tips
Need cousins rebounds like aiiiir
>>64501258
here pham
>>64501258
Im chasing today amigo
>>64501292
DEFENSE
E
F
E
N
S
E
>>64501258
Aqui
Cant sleep. Thinking of trouville and how much I h8 them.
Kek overs is actually going to happen
>30 dollar parlay on Pats/Panthers
>>64501775
belichicks going to reach out to hernandez and we will never hear from slater again
>Overs actually came in
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64501827
Nah. It was BB's call. Not Slaters. Listen to Slater say "kick off that way".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwNWklR7ltc
Slater explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54PVj16d54
I thought they were sure bets (kek) because both teams had beaten their respective opponents earlier in the season. Whatever.
Just became a pro runner ama
>>64501988
Taking PEDs? If not you aren't winning shit son.
>>64502038
running to bookies, not track running
>>64501988
Would you be willing to disgrace your entire sport by taking a dive and allowing us to profit from it
>>64502072
How much is Raj paying you? :^)
>>64502139
enough :)
anyone else feel like happiness is overrated
>>64502435
Seek help
>>64502435
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>64502658
that aint mud m8
>>64502658
>American in PGA
Can you even get on any of the tips lad?
>>64502658
is that finnie?
>you will never be a millionaire albino with an underage gf
>>64501258
im about even. got infront boxing day and yesterday by pennies. Lost pennies today.
>tfw going seriousmode in january and actually recording bets with spreadsheets instead of calculating profit/loss by how much is left in my accounts
>>64502658
any pics without mud? she looks like a top quality ranga tbqhfamilia
Melbourne city slags o3.5 imo
>>64501258
November I was just learning, bank went from 50 to 100, then to 15
December's been great, that 15 turned into 170, now hovering between that and 150
If I keep this steady progress I'll put more money on my bank
>>64502792
are aussie slags on tv? wouldn't mind watching average, horrible at soccer women play
>>64502792
can't find it on jew 365
>>64503035
don't think so man
>>64503075
its in play now. goal line is 4.5 though. I got on under 4.5 asians after 1 nil @1.725. Pretty good I think. Slags are bad at scoring goals.
does any brits in here need their tips laughed at?
Blackburn SW @ 2.1 worth a bet?
>>64503123
Melbourne has 31 in 9 games
![carrie-simpson_1do2rjjabdach13197onu65et1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MkDnjFr.jpg "carrie-simpson_1do2rjjabdach13197onu65et1[1].jpg")
>how do melbourne even score when this thing is in front of the goals
>>64503190
thats 3 a game from the ladder leaders. they aren't breaking 5. not when you've got MODOK as your goalkeeper
>>64503231
what
>>64503231
>implying you wouldnt hit it
Reminder that getting married is the most -ev bet one can make
>>64503231
I'd cum on that face
>>64503428
>implying i even have enough assets to make marriage -ev
tears
>>64503075
team goals on unibet
>>64503451
wouldnt be able not to
>tfw you think you lose a bet so you turn off the game but then money gets added to your bet365 account
I just bet on cricket because ovg told me to how fucked am I alsodrunk as balls
3 more melb corners pls
slags plz ;-;
air needed
corners like AIR
who /wonlunchmoneyonslags/ here?
>>64504571
>have to call up to put 10 bucks on
>>64504578
i dont though. Just gotta plug some headphones in to use as a mic, then hit confirm when the robot starts talking.
Is this the best option for risk free?
>>64504789
do they limit/cancel your account if you do stuff like this?
>tfw only live thing atm is cricket
>>64504845
They didn't last week, I only have £40 to spare (20 each bet) though. Isn't this exactly what everyone does with this offer?
>>64504789
hate to break this to you lid, but betting on this "risk free" shit is -ev
>>64504866
how so
>>64504878
If yes wins you lose 43 bucks
>>64504866
>>64505366
365 are doing the risk-free in-play deal.
If No wins, you make £7.14 and get the £50 on Yes back.
If Yes wins, you lose the original £50 but since you make £225 profit from yes winning you end up with £175 profit.
It's win-win
>>64498692
Why does she wear the mask?!
>>64505461
Doesn't point six invalidate this?
>>64505680
What do you mean, this in the T&C?
>Where more than one In-Play selection is placed on the same bet slip, the risk free bet will be deemed to be the one which is first on the bet slip.
No will be placed pre-match as the qualifying bet. Equal bets must be placed before (at risk) and during (risk free) the match to qualify.
So £100 total in account. £50 pre, £50 during. If in play fails, it's refunded.
>>64505770
Actually this may. Does anyone know?
>Where any term of the offer or promotion is breached or there is any evidence of a series of bets placed by a customer or group of customers, which due to a deposit bonus, enhanced payments, free bets, risk free bets or any other promotional offer results in guaranteed customer profits irrespective of the outcome, whether individually or as part of a group, bet365 reserves the right to reclaim the bonus element of such offers and in their absolute discretion either settle bets at the correct odds, void the free and risk free bets or void any bet funded by the deposit bonus. In addition bet365 reserve the right to levy an administration charge on the customer up to the value of the deposit bonus, free bet, risk free bet or additional payment to cover administrative costs. We further reserve the right to ask any customer to provide sufficient documentation for us to be satisfied in our absolute discretion as to the customer's identity prior to us crediting any bonus, free bet, risk free bet or offer to their account.
>>64505770
why can't I see this offer? Because I'm australian?
>>64499157
Bumping this again, get on it lads
is posting a million accys per thread a new meme?
>tfw let m8 use my details for bet accounts so he could do matched betting and get the free bets and make thousands of pounds
>now the only account I have is skybet
Life is suffering
>>64505817
They don't do anything about it, thousands of lads all around the country do it whenever the offer is on
Fabregas first goal scorer
Hasn't travelled with the squad to Manchester
>>64505965
Will this get refunded even if match ends 0-0?
Is 365 currently broken or have I fucked up my PC in the past 5 minutes by doing absolutely nothing.
Wait who are doing we FGS for in the United - Chelsea match? Can't find Costa on the list
>>64506016
Only getting this all of a sudden. Even after restart/update flash & java.
>>64506031
Costa is suspended
>>64506031
I'm goin to wait until 82/83 minutes and then do over goals.
>>64505817
50 on utd win before
50 on draw in-play
50 on another bookie on chelsea win
guaranteed profit without breaching t&c
>>64506054
>>64506057
I know he's suspended, and I'm talking about the pre match bet. Anyone else confirmed to miss it?
>>64506072
Fabregas
>>64506076
Thanks lad, he's on there!
>>64504789
looks gr8, but I'm not 100% sure the BBTS 1st half is available on live.
>>64506115
I'll probably go with Chelsea+1.0 prematch and either MU-1.5 or -1EH (-1.5 AH usually isn;t available when inplay starts) - This is how I usually play it.
Also o0.5 prestake, 0-0 CS live gives you a really nice return, but I don't see it happening.
Also on the constant TCs banter, I'd always say that you don't get guaranteed wins as a very early goal (like in the 1st minute) can fuck over your calculations if you play live after that.
>>64506170
>>64506115
you both actually have money to gamble?
>>64506115
>>64506170
Yeah, I changed my mind on that one anyway. I've simplified and made sure to follow the rules.
£50 over 0.5goals = £54.15
£7 0-0 (on skybet) = £56
£50 in play over xgoals which I'll place nearing the end of the second half. Normally the odds get pretty high, I want to place it roughly @ 7 minimum.
>first win of the day
Feeling like it's going to be a good one.
backing Bhutan to comeback because altitude
>>64506569
They're getting dominated.
Cashed out on Bang to win first half, rebacked it on o1.5 first half goals.
>>64506569
I'll probably back them once it moves into a better line late after half time, altitude will only be a major factor later on
>>64506595
is probably a good bet
>>64506595
Chuffed.
I'll take over 20 offside flags @ 1.1 because jesus lads get it together.
>>64506015
Yes because he didn't play
>Mackers
The unforgettable thread from this day in 2011 - http://www.betangel.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=5276
Everton -0.25
Arsenal -0.75
Southampton 0
Chelsea +0.5
Advising LARGE stakes on all of these
>>64506943
what did he even get on
>>64506987
Arsenal drifting probably because of team news.
>>64507010
Bhutan +
>>64506987
Everton far too short today
>>64507059
I took Bhutan +1 from 0-2, refund pls Bhutan
>>64506987
Bournemouth are gonna win you mainstream SLUG
mackers -120k for the year
>>64507077
Up 500k last year though
and that's not even taking into account money from PGA fees
>>64507085
Gets taxed on those subs though and he has costs. The tipster app is pretty pricey I think.
>>64507085
wouldn't have made more than 50k from subs, even with the price rise
>>64507114
>>64507096
Don't forget the income he will earn from his property empire
>>64507124
he has two flats doesn't he? wouldn't have made more than 15k from those pmsl. still in the red for the year
>>64507136
He will win it all back next year
Counting down the days for end of year write up desu. Can't wait for Mackers to claim he's been "unlucky" for six months making 5 bets a day as if variance lasts that long and it's not his fault he's down for the year.
>>64507173
seething slug
>>64503231
Imagine testing her chin.
You can't be shrewd and lazy.
I put my 50 pre match on over 0.5 and was going to put my 50 in play on 0-0 is this not allowed now?
who /shrewdbutlazy/ here?
>>64507219
It's always been against the T&Cs, they never do anything about it though
So after being tricked like a little slug by Magnus into playing spurs over 200 and cousins o10.5 last night i'm on my way to bankruptcy.
Got 3/4s of my bankroll on a blackburn win today, with the rest on a draw coverbet.
Good luck today lads.
What are you on?
what's the bet? i got on a special one posted here for 1.90 a few days and won
spoonfeed me
>>64507239
Halifax +0.5 - large
Exeter +0.25 - medium
>>64507254
Palace at 2.1
>>64507239
Retirement plan.
>J WEST
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64507278
max payout is 250k
>>64507302
Like it makes a difference
>>64507278
can only see one or two of those actually winning
Winter skedge beyond tez zzz
need oz and friendlies like air itself desu
Can't stop myself topping up on Afghanistan
We're being moved to /biz/ lads
Testing out this new gimmick
>>64507412
That accy gave me cancer
>>64507427
Just you wait m8, THIS is where the value is at...
>>64507412
literally lmao
>>64507445
Not liking this meme tbqh
>>64507412
so what happens when one of those games ends 3-2?
