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FUCK YOUR TIPS
first for DAC
2nd for double arrow to previous thread subsubedition
>FUCK YOUR TIPS
>IMPLYING
lads, lads, lads, what is THE bet for this edition of /bet/?
>>64476390
allow me to answer my own question
>>64476412
JUST
>perth comeback
lets see them pull a w
Stll living the high life after this
>>64476535
Howd you spend it m8
>tfw no greek gf
>>64476535
Damn, how the fuck...
Are you shrewd though, or was this a lucky bet?
>>64476535
are there any other wild /bet/ success stories like this?
>>64476630
>that accy
>are you shrewd
wat
>>64476535
how do you even withdraw that amount of money?
>>64476535
Didn't you say you were gonna buy a boat with that money?
>>64476300
Dead certs tomorrow or today,
How's my accy lads?
£5 stake, £800 return
I've lost all my bets this weekend
>>64476693
This should definitely come in
why is u2.5 goals at 2.0 in brisbane game an unbelievably stupid bet
>tfw climate change makes your every bet lose
kill
me
this aussie apehoop game has a ref POV cam, pretty neat
i cant open soccerstats, which is my go-to site for (what surprise!) soccer stats. is there anything similar? and please dont say whoscored, that has like a 10th of the data soccerstats has/had
>>64476866
http://www.soccervista.com/statistics.php
Im debating opening an account with betDSI or 5dimes.
Does anyone have any experience with either of the websites?
>>64476899
great, thanks
>>64476535
>exact score
hahahaha congrats.man, that's fucking awesome
would developing a time machine be the most +ev thing a human could possibly do?
thoughts?
turkish slags and kids anyone? on trabzon slags - and monitoring the kirecburnu game, twitchers not really responding to the DAs so staying off for now
>>64477283
On trabzon as well. What do you think of Admiralteets? 17-4 in DAs for the last 10-15 minutes of the half
>>64476630
Go set fire to yourself
>>64476300
>lost all the Christmas money edition
>>Selling your gifts to improve your bankroll sub-edition
*cringe*
lolol
oh my
you guys are young enough to still receive Christmas gifts?
I've got a whole new visual of the /bet/ crew.
>>64477372
fuck you my parents still love me
>>64477274
pats are missing literally half their team
>>64477332
took the +0.5 halway through the 1st, only small though
odds seem to have adjusted though i'd go for it if they keep pushing hard enough
>>64477372
adults still give eachother presents you know
>>64477453
Penulty ;_;
>>64477444
but the jets are shit compared to the pats, only good player on offense is brandon marshall, with decker being a so so.
My certainty in this is that Brady will throw more touchdowns than fitz, and fitz will throw more interceptions than brady
>>64477572
agree but you never know they might be taking it easy to avoid injury
>goal sound for halftime
EVERY TIME
>>64477485
losers get a ticket to the gulag lad, admiraltits will fight for their lives
atleast trabzon scored though, was on HT as well
Flip basketball surely rigged 33-32 at halftime with an o/u of 159
>>64477627
slovakia teach me to be shrewd like you
>>64477645
pre-game line was around 184, no riggings t b h
>>64477684
how shit must they be then
>>64477684
Bookies clueless then only dropping the total ~30 points
>tfw profited today
I'm on an upswing lids
>>64477698
might be two run and gun teams who just shot terribly, the game is close too, some people smacked the overs as the line moved up a bit, you got money on it mate?
>>64477678
just b yourself
>>64477372
>he has no friends
>>64477742
Who knows then but yea smashed it at 159.5 @ 1.80
fuming at not bankrolling overs in the slav friendly
>>64477742
>just b yourself
b-but im muggy af
>>64477697
quarters are nba long, not 10 minutes
I've lost a good amount of money on over/unders obscure basketball games to know they can easily cover the o/u line
>7 goals between 26th and 48th minute
jesus, and i wanted to get on three times since HT yet they keep scoring
>>64477775
read the short guides that get posted here, do research, question your bets
>watching cricket missed the friendly
Need death tbqh
ereglispor women getting their shit together i dont like this
bed time. quitting while ahead. Good night bet, and good luck.
lol this is ridiculous, still got on o9.5, will smack rest of the paysafecarded 365 shekels on o11.5, noone gives a shit in this game
>>64477850
shaking
>10 minutes without goals
>market closed
>match time will be 80 minutes
I'm literally crying right now
are these guys actually just going to randomly stop scoring?
>mugmeisters getting BTFO
JUST
>>64477960
pretty sad, i'll be down a tiny bit, could have been mountains made even if i lumped on HT when it was 3-1, atleast trabzon slags provided some oxygen
oh fuk
it's on again
WEW
1111111111111
1111111111111
the xif is in, suspensions were justified, o11.5 a-any second now
why is dinamo st petersburg +1 an unbelievably stupid bet
oh my lord
slovakia UAC
>>64478054
>missed
>MISSED
ayy lmao
>>64478054
>missed the last second penalty
U11.5 WAS THE FIX I HAVE BEEN OUTSLAV'D BY MY OWN KIN
oxygen
man that was fun
not taking /bet/ tips for a couple weeks though
>>64477616
>goal sound for halftime
WHY DO THEY DO THIS?
>>64478081
never told you to get on at that point m8, just said i was on mainly because i couldn't deal with missing out on it
i enjoyed it as well despite the bitter ending, just imagine if we sniffed this out before kick-off and everyone would lump on before the goal flurry and keep rebacking
would be a moment to remember lads
>>64478104
don't worry, I just have bad luck with my picks
cheeky fiver on curtorim 1st goal @10
>tfw overtime
Everybody loses
>>64477444
the jests are so overrated, they've had one of the most piss easy schedules statistically
>>64478202
>implying i didn't back overs after checking the stats and the line movements during the half time break
Are the Texans the LOCK OF THE DAY?
also Carolina to lose today
>>64478250
no carolina has to go 16-0 and lose in the 1st round of postseason
>>64478230
It would have hit with 10 to spare with no OT twas a wild ride
>>64477746
>he gives Christmas presents to his mates
Batty detected
>>64478242
>any sub-500 team with a bottom 5 QB
>being a lock
>ever
>>64478298
>Tennessee home form
>probably tanking at this point
>Texans with a shot at the playoffs
Euan, what's the Israeli slags bet today?
Whyd they wait until OT to pull that shit
large on o1.5 in the san roque-gerena match
>>64478471
one moar
Highly likely that Leopardstown will produce some excellent markets on Betdaq this week
Pats -3
Bears +3.5
Cardinals -4.5
>>64478471
HUP
Le lotto is in
>>64478890
was a stonewall overs game 2bh, tons of value in spanish lower leagues
still missed close to a dozen winners today due to suspensions or having my small 365 roll on other matches so not pleased with myself, trying to contain myself from upping the agressiveness
feels good to finally be able to bet on muh pseudo shrewdie shit instead of mainstream though
Sektzia Maalot DC @1.5
>You'll never go through the schedule and pick out random Turkish Women games to hype up
THE FIX IS IN THE FIX IS IN
pats @ 1.65
who else ?
>>64478997
>changed from a medium on SW to a small on HT because i was possessed by demonic spirits
>goal happens
>>64479020
just grab google translate and set out into the jungle lid
>tfw an anonymous poll on a turkish women's football fansite helped me cement my stance on a bet that won comfily in the end
Brescia -0.5 AH @2.06
damn dat bursa game was a clear fix
>>64479109
wonder if mersin players received loans for groceries as a reward for being accomplices in this fix
hello what's the bet for manu-chelsea :DD
>>64479152
they were boycotting because they're not getting paid. they're obviously on ht/ft fix. they literally gave up in the second half
>>64479157
>>64479170
Wtb in the Israeli slags game today euan lid?
>>64479183
Maybe ASA -3.5, Ramat -1.5, Hadera -2.5 but all are within 0.5 goals of what I would say they should be. I'm not good at prestaking O/U but Kiryat Gat v Ramat Hasharon looks like an overs game to me - hate O3.5s though. Need other shrewd anon's opinions
https://bookmaker-ratings.com/russian-premier-league-player-admits-he-took-part-in-fixed-match/
>small value bet on ironi tiberias o1.5 2nd half
>2 goals disallowed since
bookies having a laugh, slapping their knees and gasping for breath
>>64477274
Jets are going to win outright
>>64477572
Jets always play Pats tough. It's never an easy game
>>64479266
'no'
had £400 on united and leicester to win
life is suffering
LVG gone. Short odds but drill slow books.
>>64479273
It's definitely very close. Jets have a big chance. They're a very good team who have hit form recently.
>>64479292
Source?
>>64479283
after this week i wont bet on epl this year
my uncles friends boss just text him and said lvg is sack
>pats
>stellers
>panthers
2.7
lvg next manager to leave @ 1.03
top chuckle
>>64479305
I went to school with Phil Jones
anyone on hearts vs celtic?
>>64476535
How could you sleep on the 14th?
>>64479370
bump??
>>64479412
Small on Celtic -1 AH @ 2
The last 20 times Celtic have lost a league game (lost last week) they've won the following game 18 times. Also, Hearts are pretty shite and they have a poor record against Celtic at Tynecastle
>>64479447
on L A R G E celtic DC @1.12
>>64479529
Efe Ambrose coming on for Celtic :-/
BAIL OUT
A
I
L
O
U
T
>>64479635
Hearts fans cheering Ambrose coming on,
Hearts hit post 5 secs after Ambrose comes on.
lel
Ternana SW @2.30
>>64479635
Celtic No Clean Sheet @2.10
Still LAYING LVG next to be sacked going to be up BRAINS
>>64479692
WINNER
Celtic SW?
>>64479729
Post slips you lying wretch
>>64479170
gone, what others are there?
>>64479776
Look yourself you leeching cunt
>>64479170
is this real
what am i reading
>>64479795
It's a testimonial match for Drogba, Djilobodgi's dad. Of course they're going to let him score. It's a value bet m8
>Down £1.25 today
Should I chase that loss, /bet/?
>>64479816
>He isn't on muh black English youth to get the first goal as Chelsea's Africans die in the winter cold
IMAGINE not being UAC this time tommorow when PAPI G-LOW destroys niggers with an absolute blooter past that spanish fuccboi
>>64479447
Imagine being a soccerway warrior and seeing this bet and thinking you're onto a worldie.
lumping on cove rangers @2.25 just conceded, huge class difference, refuse to believe that their previous 3-3 wasn't a fluke t b h
Everton v Stoke Draw
Watford v Tottenham Draw
United v Chelsea Draw
@ 36
Besiktas - Konyaspor
under 3.5 @ 1.4
IMAGINE not taking HAYNE to score the first TD today at $51
>>64479894
#ON
Rashford is due for a goal
>>64479788
well I don't know what the squad is likely to be since I don't follow either team much
why have you got to be such a prick goddamn
http://www.tycsports.com/noticias/Futbol-solidario-en-Banfield-20151226-0023.html
>you will never get to utterly spasticate overs in this game
>>64480020
Grow a pair you utter wetwipe he doesn't owe you anything. You can either risk Cameron Borthwick-Jackson or wait for team news in the hope someone pulls out injured
Shaking for end of year PGA write up
someone kicked it into the goal
>>64480044
I want it to just say
"DAC pls send monies"
Imagine not being on South Park 0ah from here, Guernsey flew over this morning on a CRAMPED plane, their legs are going to be SEIZING up and unable to handle the fatigue. They even have a 16 year old making his debut pmsl, bet he needs an afternoon nap on the pitch.
>>64480020
Go back to reddit you fucking penny punting leftist.
>>64480058
3333333
HUP
>>64480058
zzz, barely missed the re-back, on o4.5 FH @6.5, shaking
cove bringing that air, was afraid they were gonna let it slip for a minute
>>64480087
zzzzzzzzzzzzz dis
>>64478242
Yes it's really easy money
>>64480123
unreal, holding the cat hostage for the few minutes
Finish the Kempton card with a £200 race. Decent day again.
zzzzzzzz
>>64476300
Who /overunder/ here? I found a spreadsheet of o/u percentages for every soccer league/competition except international friendlies and it's basically all I bet on now.
>>64480192
Yes the bookies surely don't have this info. Zzzzz. Take it to reddit.
>twitchers driving up the cove price up to 3.10
they're like little fairies sprinkling bits of magic dust around helping you gain value, here goes another top-up
>>64480141
Have my dog conditioned to run away when the goal sound is played in bet365 taken it out on him one time too many poor guy
holy shit what a goal
>>64480203
>not upvoting your reddit bros
wow
WAC Casablanca DC @1.20
L A R G E
>>64479226
I'm on o3.25. Price gone though, soz
Are reddit raiding us or something? What's happening today?
>>64480176
Peter such an aftertiming cunt, never loses zzz
Pmsl watching the live webcam of the Guernsey changing room and the keeper is having a sly snooze, I'm shaking so much at the thought of all these incoming South Park goals
>>64480322
>not being so confident in your ability you can nap before the game
>>64480273
Some days just about everything goes right, today is one of those days :)
500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 on South Park SW @ 1.11
Sickening sums on Cove DC
>>64480322
3-2
>>64480388
Thanks Flashscores
>>64480394
Just saw you mentioning goals in your favour, wasn't sure if you were going to inform us when a goal went against you :^)
>>64476535
Pure degeneracy. I do bets like this all the time but with pennies not €200!
Won €400 from a 50 cent bet once and thought I was a God.
>>64480403
>being this much of a seething slug
>Cove Rangers
>>64480416
>Feeling the need to actually type 222222222 and the like on a Vietnamese hovercraft appreciation forum when a team you've bet on scores a goal
Does it feel nice? Does it give you a stiffy?
Reminder you can still get on this and win a nice amount :)
>>64480431
DAC, completely bamboozled, double checked the teamsheets, the tables, it just doesn't add up
>>64480434
Pmsl blown your christmas tenners already? Begone child.
>>64480438
>jets
Been topping up on Marquette -22 all day. Can't believe not one Americlap has mentioned it. Been so many value bets this season.
>>64480438
>bears
>>64480446
Only averaging 410/day this month zzz
>>64480416
3-3
awwwwwwwww tears buddy
>>64480416
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
Pseudos are getting absolutely destroyed today.
>>64480477
Didn't realise games were 60 minutes long
>>64479088
worm
>>64479107
worm
>>64479170
bird
>>64479283
worm
>>64479321
worm
>>64479447
worm
>>64479529
worm
>>64479664
worm
>>64479948
worm
>>64480020
worm
>>64480058
worm
>>64480237
worm
>>64480371
worm
too many worms today
>>64480505
pmsl
OH MY
£100 says J West is shitposting as anon on the other side of the bet he is on, bet he posted about the Turkish games too
need a special cove cleanup from the A I R gods a triumvirate of goals
That Guernsey HEART & SPIRIT
Backs against the wall, the mighty mighty Guernsey pull a miraculous comeback
Turns out that the Gurnsey plays have trained to play football in their sleep so they can nap while also scoring goals. Unlucky lad.
4444444
F A T I G U E
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>Not on overs
>>64480616
Yeah I am sure you rebacked from 4-3 down mate. Please have sex you freak.
>>64480639
Didn't say I did you fucking freak.
>Cover rangers
>>64480654
>the beauty of football
very concerned here though, blew my brave 35 euro paysafecard deposit, no 365 roll means no israeli slags, hoping willhill carries some dece games today
Woody ffs
>>64480685
>didn't realise the Cove players were all out getting smashed last night and are dying of a hangovers on the pitch this very minute
baka senpai
tears
>>64480058
>>64480070
>>64480322
>>64480394
>>64480416
>>64480446
>>64480505
>>64480616
>>64480653
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>64480876
Pmsl, I'm up overall from team goals and a reback from 3-4 you fucking freak
>>64480897
Of course. Post slips.
>>64480897
Liking this gimmick.
>>64480897
:^)
>>64480910
Please have sex and stop being a perma-DAC slug who gets mad at someone who is actually shrewd
>>64480937
worm
>>64480957
zzzzzzzzzz seethe away
>>64480937
I wasn't the same guy actually. But if you insist on shitposting about some game so much you should be more than happy to include an image of your slips in at least one of your posts.
so do we have any ideas for sure who won't be in the Man U / Chelsea squad or do we wait for team news?
I'll probably put it on draw
So I have invented a dance move called 'The Nick Goff'.
You have to sort of crouch down hunched over like he is in his twitter profile pic. Then one hand goes over your heart and the other swings from side to side as you move to the music. You sporadically stop and look at someone and point at them and say "Danger! You are a massive danger!"
>>64480982
Just wait for team news at this point. All the good choices have been removed already.
>>64480974
ZZZZZZZZZZ I'm literally falling asleep at your repetitive boring moaning posts, wish you would use some of the money your grandma gave you for christmas to have sex you sad little virgin.
>>64481033
Stop using my gimmick, it is reasonable for someone to ask for slips of your dubious claims. It is YOU who needs to have sex my friend.
Can we actually have a fucking /bet/ meet?
>>64481072
YAWN, up too much to care about seethers like you
>>64481033
are you @smithlid2014 on twitter?
>>64481089
love to mate
>>64481033
>>64481097
is replying to each other part of the gimmick or do you both just want to have the last word?
>>64481033
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>repetitive boring
>have sex you sad little virgin
Well done you've LITERALLY just described all your posts and yourself in one sentence. I already told you I'm not the same guy you thick fuck. You tipped something then claimed to up from another bet you never mentioned so of course you're going to be asked to prove it. But surprise surprise just another pseudo shrewdie who's too scared to post his tenner slip and decides to hide behind his wall of memes and shitposting
Will panthers cover?
Let's have a good day today.
>>64481123
Wow, what an absolute seething little slug. How does it feel to be so bitter at everyone and everything around you? Have you ever thought about not taking posts on the internet so seriously? I think you ought to go take a walk to calm down or something, being this angry isn't good for your health. Wow.
>>64481123
>>64481145
Not sure what one of you I hate more.
>>64481181
I would bet a small on it being the same guy.
need a talented gif/webm maker to put two british flags on a pair of fighting slags/babies/students/kangaroos and have classic lines such as ''zzzz'' ''please have sex'' ''pmsl'' appear after each punch
>>64481181
Still better posters than you
>>64481197
this would be great.
also add seething slug and wetwipe, he loves those words
>>64481181
o3.25 in Ramat game just wins desu
panthers -7??
>>64481226
They will win, but it is questionable if they will cover. Can't see it being a blowout again.
>>64481220
/bet/ is too lazy though, it's past christmas and there is still no recorded PGA rap
someone should seriously do it though
>>64481266
There is one guy here who makes pretty good webms though.
>>64481181
wow, rude
Patriots -3 is free money
>>64481197
big fan of this idea pal
>>64480438
>implying you have dank accy's like me
nice try lad
>>64481342
I am a huge fan of yours and consider you an idol. I hope one day I can be as shrewd as you mate.
what websites do you guys use?
I am only limited to one game bets and can't parlay on the one I use.
>>64481277
There's two of us as far as I'm aware. There's the old school guy who made the day and night webms (the riot one being my personal /bet/ fav) then I made pretty much most of the /bet/ webms the last year including the Albania one.
>>64481371
Did you make the little girl dancing one?
>Jets shortened into +1.5
IMAGINE not getting on +3.
>>64481383
Nope that's an fairly old one isn't?
WTB
Hi where can i find the latest Bet365 Promo codes?
I'm not a new customer, been with them for a while. Need to deposit more.
Pls no bullying, I'm a mug
>>64481402
It's newer than the riot one. I believe it was made within the last year.
>>64481398
great, now i can get on Pats -1.5
>>64481266
I'm a decent producer, so if somebody raps over it I could cook up a juicy gimmicky /bet/ type beat with Mackers samples etc
Tenner on Pats +8.5 @1.22
>>64481402
Christ what a mess of a sentence.
>>64481420
iirc it was made by a North American a while ago and just resurfaced again this year, I could be wrong though
>>64481420
>>64481495
Oh wait you mean the J West one. Yeah that was me
>>64481486
What's the point?
Does anyone have the Happy Days webm with myself, Swedbro, and Frankie?
>>64481536
In all honesty, why not?
Not trolling, genuinely want to know your opinion.
I highly, highly doubt pats will lose by 9. In fact, I think they'll win.
I've been making losses recently, so now i'm gonna place large bets on what I personally consider to be very safe bets until i "break even".
>>64481566
I mean what it the point of putting a tenner on something like that?
Also
>large bets
lol
It doesnt matter if the bet is "safe" or not. It is still -ev. You also need to make more of these because you are getting £2.20 profit back if it wins.
>>64481566
>tenner
>large bet
utter utter tears you penny punting slug
I hope it loses
>>64481566
>tenner
>large
also, in the long run you'll lose if you make low odds bets with no value, just trust me. Lots of us have tried
So much on overs and Kiryat +
shaking
>>64481514
your services are needed again, the people want it
>>64481464
old neptunes beats remind me of betting for some reason, the PGA rap seems like it fits on a trap beat t b h
What did you get for xmas lads? I'm happy with my magic Star Ward lightsabre mug that lights up when its hot :^)
>>64481566
Unibwin's large stake for like 7 years was 5 euros.
>>64481612
>mug for a mug
>>64481597
so then what do i do?
>>64481583
>>64481594
basically, i don't want to bet large amounts until i start making CONSISTENT profits. at the moment i'm not, so i'm betting "small" so that i can learn to be more "shrewd"
Hadera score 10+
Why is it so hard for some people to understand the concept of +/- ev?
Is it like a certain IQ you need to have to be able to grasp it? It seems simple to me yet so many can't seem to comprehend it.
>>64481647
Do you think you are going to become shrewd by betting on low odds NFL bets? Do you even follow the NFL closely? Or do you just "know the Pats are good"?
>>64481355
Most Ameribros seem to use Bovada. I personally use it and some of the lines are shit, they don't provide MoneyLines on all NFL games. Like for example there are 3 NFL Games today without any MonelyLines. It's a shitty business practice but just gotta deal with it. Bet365 is best site but bans all Americans.
>>64481648
Getting on the + then
>>64481647
Making value bets is the only way for consistent profit in the long run (the only run that matters). If there is value at 1.2 odds, than take it, but there's almost never value unless you know something that the bookies don't.
The best way to learn this is through learning from mistakes, so feel free to try low odds for a bit as long as you're only punting pennies.
>>64481718
THICKO
>>64481742
I know you are tipping things that you are on the other side of.
The line literally just moved from +3.5 to +3.
>>64481647
Here you go lid
>>64481763
The away team are 14/15 year old girls you dullard, feel free to post a slip if you're actually on + so I can laugh at you
>>64481804
Chase those South Park losses liddo
>>64481607
I don't have Camtasia anymore and not really willing to shell out £200 for it again so if anyone knows a decent free movie maker then I probably would start making stuff again
>>64481820
I wasn't even around for that match you freak
>>64481839
Yep there are two posters who use the exact same style and phrases here within the last hour. PMSL at you desu sluggy.
>>64481856
Seen this paranoid gimmick before and I think it's shit
>>64481620
Up to €10 now, feels good man
>>64481877
Putting clear evidence together isnt paranoid m8. I have also seen this "I am an innocent anon who doesnt shitpost at all" gimmick before and its SHIT.
Having thread IDs like on /biz/ would be good
lads help me out
how do you know if a girl is just replying to you to be polite and if she is replying cause she is actually interested in you? what signs should i look for?
>>64481136
I have pretty much the same bets, except Texans over Titans.
g-good luck, Amerifriend
>>64481351
brought a tear to my eye lad.
>>64481970
Post messages
>>64481970
How long does she take to reply, if she's making conversation herself or just answer your questions and is she being a bit flirty are the questions you should be asking yourself right now
>>64482034
she replies really quickly and asks me stuff too yeah, she is a little flirty but seems kinda shy/inexperienced so it is hard to tell
>>64482102
She wants the dick G. Half the girls I go out with have never asked me a single thing besides my age and my job, kek.
>>64482182
Nestle, you on anything in the NFL today mate?
>>64482102
what's her job we need to know this information
Will off myself if the lions find a way to lose
we all love leeds and leeds and leeds leeds and leeds and leeds leeds and leeds we all fucking love leeds
>>64481371
>tfw old school guy
neat I guess
>>64482314
All Leeds aren't weeeeee all Leeds aren't weeeee all Leeds aren't we all Leeds aren't we all Leeds aren't weeeee
>>64482201
Just silly bets really.
Cheeky tenners on Seahawks and Steelers to win every quarter. @10.
Houston/Steelers/Panthers ML accy.
Raiders/Broncos ML accy.
CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED
>>64482402
if you hate leeds united have a go if you hate leeds united have a go if you hate leeds united hate leeds united hate leeds united have a go
>>64481648
good bet bruv
>>64478242
ka-ching
>>64481606
1-0 ht
Fairly pleasing, overs looking in danger though, but with Ramat playing a defender in goal we still have a chance
Israeli slags putting on a defensive MASTERCLASS today
>>64482314
Maaaaaaarching on togetherrrrrr
FUCKING CODE RED
ABORT
ABORT NOW
CASH THE FUCK OUT
>You will never move to South America with some /bet/ lads and live the high life
>>64482102
Ask her to hang out/send her a picture of you in your underwear.
Worked for me yesterday
>>64482757
just send her an outright nude desu
if she likes it, good
if she doesn't, just repond with "oops, sent that to the wrong person"
it's foolproof
How do I know if I have broken/sprained something in my hand/wrist?
Throw a couple shekels on Den/Swizz o1.5 2nd period total goals.
>>64483069
you go to a doctor and have him tell you
>>64482666
22222222
I like Tim Hightower (Saints RB) any time TD scorer. Brees is playing with a torn plantar fascia so they're going to be running it more than usual imo.
>>64483124
If I wanted that advice I would have asked reddit.
>>64483198
333333333
>Not on Kiryat
>>64483371
fair enough
is it just cracking if you move it or what
PMSL the Ramat goalkeeper couldn't get a BABYSITTER on time. My source at the game is telling me she's WHEELING the pram about the 6 yard box trying to get the baby to SLEEP. No wonder she's letting so many in. Ramat CB just shouted at the goalkeeper and that's set the baby off again, the baby is BAWLING his eyes out again. Absolute scenes.
UP ABSOLUTE BRAINS
>>64483417
I punched the wall and now it feels funny. Not painful or anything, just a bit dodgy.
>>64483471
Shame about the repetition at the end but I really enjoy these posts. Good work.
>>64483488
shrug it off imo
I tore something in my shoulder 7 months ago, still hurts like hell with certain movements but what are you gonna do
What's the bet lids?
>>64481606
J U D G E
>>64483488
>punched the wall
Never know peoples thinking behind this
Sums on Marquette -23 let's fucking go.
>>64483630
Dunno mate. It's like cathartic I guess. If I dont have sex (please) or lift weights for more than a few days I tend to get a lot of internal anger. Been too lazy over christmas aye.
>>64483488
>punched the wall
you've been laying my bets haven't you?
Jets run game is surreal. Pats backers TREMBLING.
The fuck are the Steelers doing
>>64480438
you know...i talked shit about your accy without really looking at it, but now that i take a closer look, i think it has a good chance of winning. nice bet lad
>>64483889
Cheers mate. That means a lot. Long way to go yet though.
>>64483938
which game is the under 47 for?
>>64483608
large on NYG @ MIN o42
Eli is having his best year ever, and not having OBJ wont change that. I expect a lot of tight end use and dwayne harris to go off.
Need help finding my head
hello can I still lump on da panthers?
>>64482757
Post pics
>>64483969
Panthers
>>64484275
Sent ;)
>>64484347
They aren't in my inbox. Try again
[email protected]
>>64481648
Still think they cover -9.5?
>>64484653
Okay once you get them make sure you hit me back on snap chat
MapleSplurge69
>>64484653
>goy
>not goyim
1/10 kike attempt
>>64484675
Obviously not, what a silly question. I got on unders and + once I saw rball wasn't good, should be up quite a bit from this game.
>>64484755
pmsl same, obvious bet.
>>64484755
pmsl slug
>>64484901
I don't see how, the lines were +3 and under 4.5 and it's 0-0 in the 89th
Anyone think the NFL should change the draft system somehow?
I mean like deciding the order. It's so clear the Titans arent even trying from that I have seen of this game.
>>64484986
why do you want less free money?
>>64484740
its the same thing you stupid goy
Under 0.5 and DC down, oh well. Still up plenty from other unders and + bets.
>>64481486
>this is going to lose
kek
>>64485121
Cheers mate, uac.
>>64485121
Cheers for letting us know. Keep us posted.
cheeky fiver in the pats to win @4.0. Still plenty of time left and it's the pats
>>64485237
staffords wife is barbie
>"Why do you keep looking at your phone anon? Why are your palms sweaty? Why are you looking so pale? What's going on anon?"
>>64485686
>the amount of food on those plates
>>64485686
The Steelers are losing by 10 you dumb fucking whore
>>64485686
>j-just checking my bets, need a Pats TD like AIR
>Air?
>i m-mean I need it a lot, they are losing but I bet on them to win you see.
>oh, you should stop betting if you lose money anon
>>64485686
TEARS IF YOU WEREN'T ON KIRYAT +0.5 PMSL, UTTER SLUG, TEARS AT YOU, LOVE TO TEST YOUR CHIN YOU SCRUFFY MEFF.
>>64485686
>t-the waiter took my Coke when it still had half let
>>64485730
This desu.
>>64485987
>Ordering a coke any place that's not a fast-food place or cinema.
Getting nauseating memories of when Julio Jones ruined the Packers -7 last year after they were up 28-7 at halftime.
>>64486087
>mfw I have the same coca cola belief
Jets-Pats final score: 20-23
>>64486230
id hit a dick for it
>>64486393
but would you hit your own
with a hammer or similar blunt instrument
>>64486558
if my parlay was worth more then yes i would
>>64486215
>>64486087
>drinking liquid diabetes
Pls
>>64480438
utter tears for me, should have tailed this amazing parlay
>>64486975
what this?
>>64487174
my betfair p/l for the day
>This Steelers secondary
Whew lad. Can't wait for this meme offense to get blown out in the playoffs.
>>64487174
*eye roll*
>>64487235
Each line a separate bet? Fair play.
>>64487418
zzz
>>64487390
They arent going to be in the playoffs if they lose this.
DAFC
>>64487557
Forgot the Jest where winning. Even better then.
>>64483757
Tez
>Imagine losing to a practice squad team led by Ryan Mallet.
Sickening.
Holy shit if that pick 6 stood
>>64487723
Still has a chance pal.
Imagine a super bowl caliber team losing to the falcons. IMAGINE.
so wtb tonight lids?
>>64488517
Suicide @ evens rn
Somebody in one of these threads suggested backing the Panthers to lead the league in scoring by years end @2.83 or something
dont do it
down staggering amounts
Fucking Marquette game lost by the hook might just end it today lids
Need Santa to come back and give me another Steelers TD tbqh.
>>64488836
Heads gone. Entire roll on Chelsea.
>>64488983
Get on overs in the Jags - Saints game m8
>>64488690
Why do you even trip?
>>64488750
I was on -22 desu
>>64489084
my forte is playoff baseball and that just ended
i also told people not to take that bet when it was posted too
>>64488750
heads gone here too, need a short sabbatical t b h
What are you putting Bet365 risk free on?
£50 on o0.5 match goals
£50 on Chelsea win @1.5 I think for £150 free monies.
>>64489330
Fuck off.
>>64489201
>playoff baseball just ended
Almost 2 months ago
>>64480438
Unlucky brethren
>>64489330
chelshit 3-1 for £1400 free monies
>>64480438
What did this lose on lids?
beat if 49ers cant get at least a TD in 3 minsleft of play
FUCK YOU 49ERS
tears buddy :(
hope bengals get smashed now
>>64489330
I'm putting it on no goalscorer. o0.5 isn't risk free, put it on >>64479170 or something
i wanna go to the pub but my mate is ignoring me
i wanna go to the nearest bridge
I wanna be adored
>>64489330
>@1.5
don't like this meme
>>64489330
> Chelsea win @1.5
They're @ 3.1 wtf
Pretty sure I'll earn more over the next few days from trading than the software will turnover this entire month!
What's everyone on for the evening NFL kick offs
>>64491455
vikings -6.5 and overs.
Seahawks live bet t b h
>>64491681
this senpai. BET of the WEEK. my entire bankroll on hawks -4.5 and over 47.5
>>64491681
>>64491822
Is this the BET?
>>64491822
>>64491681
>>64492038
No, Shithawks always struggle against the Rams. Best case scenario they win by 3
>>64492038
100 PERCENT
I just keep farting, xmas turkey STILL not come out
>>64492174
If you don't poo at least once per day then there is something wrong with your diet.
>>64492210
Poo every morning checking in
>>64492235
>tfw you wake up a bit later and have to risk getting into work late or holding it in
>>64492280
Poo > shower >go out
GOAT morning routine desu
>>64492280
>work
Tomorrow's skedge looks...
Tap
Remember lads; love is the bridge between two hearts <3
>>64492526
tap
need a dece film to watch
>>64492583
2deep4me
>>64492607
Goodnight Mommy
>>64492607
The Revenant
>>64492607
Skyfall
Giants have nothing to play for now and the falcons are sneaky close to getting near the vikings wild card spot.
Must win for the vikes i like spread/over teaser?
somebody play devils advocate for me though seems too obvious and after that steelers game who the fuck knows
>>64492607
indecent proposal
Finish the Kempton card with a £200 race. Decent day again.
>>64492607
the original Total Recall
Every moment is a GIFT that's why we call it the present.
>>64492933
tuneeeee
>>64492933
>tfw your bet wins by a last minute goal
>>64493014
I cashed out of Everton yesterday at 80 minute
>>64493050
why not just go down with the ship? Don't see the point of cashing out at that point when you're probably only getting back about 3% of your stake
>>64492933
post a rare euan lid
On Afghanistan -0.5 at 1.95 for tomorrow
>>64493125
course you are
Unders is the bet in lelkers v memepiss
>Seacucks +4.5
surreal
>>64493107
I'm a retard that's why. I also had >Arse in my accy so it would have lost.
>>64493164
13183637 2015-12-27 22:24:55 Full Time Afghanistan vs Maldives (Dec 28, 2015)
Afghanistan -0.5 (Asian) Done 1.950
Need it to be January 1st asap desu. Can't even see the numbers on my spreadsheet with how much blood is being spilled over.
>>64493119
This rare enough?
>>64493424
yes
>>64493424
how tall is Euan
>>64493424
Awful shirt, tez hair too.
>>64493424
id suc euans cawk
>>64493424
RARE
A
R
E
>>64493424
How big of a folder are you sitting on lid?
>>64493553
zz both look great, guy is handsome as fuck
>>64493857
pmsl
>>64493897
Post your pic then brad pitt
>>64493424
what a fucking manlet, hope I run into him next time I'm in Scotland desu
>>64493961
Shave it Peter for gawd sake.
>>64493800
Nothing major so will use the photos just when the time is right
Can you pay for real sex with cam whores?
>>64494023
half of them are on POF so no need to pay
Not been on bet in a week or so, what's the news? Any new memes?
>>64494263
>value in mainstream
EXTREME value in Leicester SW lids
>Former El Salvador national team footballer Alfredo Pacheco has been shot dead, officials say.
>A man approached Pacheco, 33, and fired several shots at a petrol station in the city of Santa Ana, 76km (47 miles) west of the capital San Salvador.
>Police say two other people were injured in the attack, the motive of which is being investigated.
>The defender, who was El Salvador's most-capped player, was banned for life in 2013 for match-fixing.
When Raj gets mad at you
>>64494334
Vardy might be out which would fuck them right up.
Still, 16/5 home win on 365, anywhere better?
>>64494518
>FRACTIONAL ODDS
Kill yourself.
>>64494340
>still haven't been able to source kelong kings for a reasonable price
>>64494302
>IT LOST THEREFORE IT WASN'T VALUE
What is this bookies have more information meme?
down and concerned,
oh so much i have learned,
and the money i yearned,
will never be earned.
the tables turned,
my bankroll i burned.
>saints/jaqs over is in
Why didn't I get on
>>64494967
>Germany won 7-1, why didn't I get on
Because hindsight is a wonderful thing?
>tfw you'll never have the bankroll of a fuerdai
>>64495142
What's this from lid, would like to hear more from Jason.
>>64495142
;_;
>>64495189
kek
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-10-01/children-of-the-yuan-percent-everyone-hates-china-s-rich-kids
>Tim Barnes recovering 2 fumbles in a minute and a half span
neat
Need college bowl bet
>Rams Fumble twice
>somehow both work out in their favor
absolute fucking trash
>>64495234
one of my best friends at school is a hong kong rich kid.
>He will walk into any exclusive club with his friends.
>The manager is alerted, and he goes up to him and welcomes him to the club.
>Manager takes him to a crowded VIP table of his choosing and kicks everyone out of that table immediately
>Brings out 10 bottles of don perignon and grey goose with the sparklers attached
>racks up a $5k-20k tab every night
>Personal bouncer brings the hottest girls to the table, bouncers can also kick out or beat the shit out of any dude they want
>Their trips to Macau are legendary
Im heading out their during spring break, it should be wild
>>64496019
>grey goose with the sparklers attached
oioi
>>64496257
That's one of ROSSY boys favs isn't it
>>64496300
Nothing shows off wealth like a few sparklers.
>>64495812
Navy -3 and Central Michigan +5 senpai
>>64496019
>I'm heading out their during spring break
Use the right form of there
>Kobe already has more points against Memepiss than he got in the game against Cloppers on christmas
>>64496672
DELETE THIS
>>64491822
ruh roh
>>64482744
>live in south america
>am a /bet/ lad
>tfw no high life
>>64482744
>and live the high life
I-is that a subtle reference to ALTITUDE?
>>64496972
>he lives so close to argentina
>he hasnt yet popped over to buenos aires to get an argie gf
>>64497147
I did
>>64497393
jelly
>>64492124
I tried to warn you lads
>>64497560
Wasnt on large no worries still down MASSIVE sums as a whole tho
>>64495142
>inherited wealth
>>64497526
They're just the same as uruguayan gfs, maybe a bit more well dressed and hot-headed
>>64496972
Need to become a big boy then
>>64497000
Nope, just living like a king and getting qt South American gfs
So far in my travels I've met a good amount of argie, brazilian and chilean slags, but also german, english, spanish, frenchies, americans, aussies
I'm in no way an authority on this but for some reason I've gotten laid with about 3-4 times to foreign girls than local ones
All I will say for now is that european girls are fuckin weird
And americans are stuck up and bitchy as shit, always behaving like teenagers
Haven't got to met asian girls but I can see why you think south americans are elder god tier
>>64497813
American girls are WOAT
>>64497813
Ya the overwhelming majority of American women are like that, although you can occasionally find a diamond in the rough
If Minny doesnt win might give it up
>>64497849
that's british girls
>>64497813
line set at o2.5 Americans trying to defend that their women aren't as bad as made out
>>64497876
>Le there is occasional value in America man
>when you got literally no money to /bet/
>>64497941
Nah theyre shit
>>64497947
There is though. Do you not remember the Alabama basketball game last year where bovada massively fucked up the line but still payed out?
>>64497921
>le self hating Brit meme
a lot of Brit girls have more personality than American girls from my experience
theres ugly and hot girls from both countries so thats irrelevant
>>64497947
Good post
>>64498021
It;s not a meme, our women generally are extremely ugly. Vapid, self obsessed slags. Woeful dressers.
>>64497921
Met this Colombian girl once who spoke British with a Colombian accent. Hnnggghhhh.
>>64498007
Can't really call it value when it's just one bookie screwing up lid.
>>64498007
Paid
>>64498067
PLEASE have sex
>>64498067
Spend time elsewhere than nightclubs.
>>64498093
Haven't been to a nightclub since 2009.
From experience
European > South American > British > Asian > American > African > Australian
>>64498080
But that's the exact definition of value. The likelihood of that event occurring was far more likely than the odds dictated
>>64497941
>line set at o2.5 Americans trying to defend that their women aren't as bad as made out
they're not at all though. the state of British women however....
>>64498067
Pmsl. Where do you live? They're much better than Americans
>>64498116
You must have got a dud bird mate. Our women are dece
>>64493424
Delete this.
>>64498116
>no middle eastern
>>64498135
Oh sure purely mathematically it is, but around /bet/ value is mostly defined in information not being known to the bookies while still being accessible to the regular punter.
Can't sleep, thinking about that mainland pride goal/ref mistake over and over again
>>64498182
you're handsome, love to suck you off. x
>>64498156
south east
>>64498021
>hot girls from both countries
there's maybe 4 and they're all movie stars
>>64498169
They're too blokey. Loud, crass, extroverted, I don't mind banter but not rugby lad tier stuff. Maybe it's just the ones that have moved over here.
New Thread
>>64498220
>>64498220
>>64498220
>>64498212
Unless you're from essex (not the nice villages) you're wrong
>>64498251
>essex
>south east
>>64498067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk
