>nothing happening today
>bowl games tomorrow
First for NAIA
wow /cfb/ really is dead
Bama checking in.
We own you.
>>64491750
Penn State reporting.
We fuck you.
>>64491484
mfw Bama wins it all
>Who /umass/ here
O wait just me
>>64491879
For realz, will either you or thUGA score a TD in your bowl game? I'm seeing a 9-3 type game in that one.
MSU > Bama
>>64491526
9th for NJCAA
>their greatest "athlete" has been exposed as a PED using cheater
>they are about to have their shit pushed in by a bunch of nerds
Will the vols be able to play another season of football ever again? How will they recover?
>>64491692
There's nothing going on right now and a million NFL threads dumbass
How good did you team do this season?
>KU
0 and fucking 12
>>64493276
Meh season. Bowl game made me want to kill myself
>>64480802
Because none of that shit matters if they don't win their games.
It doesn't matter that Ohio State might be better than Alabama. Ohio State isn't even the best team in their conference as far as wins are concerned (which is the only thing that matters), so having them in the conversation for the best team in the nation is ridiculous.
>>64493185
What in the high hell are you talking about. Post link to PED allegatons pls
>Al Jazeera
lol wow its ducking nothing
>>64495466
why the fuck is a towelhead news corp reporting on this anyway
>>64493185
Oh you were talking about Peyton.
American Hero, Greatest Quarterback of all time, Tennessee Vol
Vols will win Outback bowl. NW is shit
>>64493276
KU should hire Bo Pelini
>>64493251
hey man you should like chill or something
>>64497014
Auburn should look into him. I'm surprised he's working as low as Youngstown State.
>>64497298
Auburn would fire him after going 8-4 his first year though
>>64491484
Wow, only four worthwhile states have programs with natural fanbase monopolies:
Wisconsin
Minnesota
New Jersey
Missouri
Nebraska
Of course, NJ is a place with lots of alumni of other schools, as well as football fans that have never had much reason to be impressed with Rutgers, but everyone knows that Rutgers is a sleeping giant if a substantial portion of the top talent stays home.
>>64497332
I meant as a DC.
>>64497745
My point was that he should be hired by KU as their head coach. I would think that would be preferable to DC at Auburn (but for as shitty as KU is maybe not). That or they should hire Jim Leavitt. Get a coach who has a proven track record that got fucked by some other school
>>64497480
>Nebraska
>Worthwhile
kek
>>64497480
>Missouri
>worthwhile
>>64497882
But they already have a coach. Auburn doesn't have a DC.
>>64493276
>11-1
>Orangb Owl
>Traded Picker Knight for a blue chip QB from A&Meme's sinking ship
>About to continue the Revenge Tour then take the golden Dr Pepper Straw
>Basedfield's gonna win the Heisman next year
Better get used to hearing Boomer Sooner
>>64498540
Please do. We need you back at the top.
>>64498540
>blue chip QB
enjoy the primadonna midget, friend
>>64491484
>best map
>Indiana U going that far northwest
Vigo county is purely ND country.
>>64495945
They hate America
Leave the SEC to me
>>64498685
He only pranced around A&M like he owned the place because daddy is Aggie royalty for some fucktarded reason, even though he never made it in the pros. Bob's dick is bigger than Sumlin's and likely told daddy to fuck off before telling Murray that if he wanted to play for OU he'd better get in line or he'd be kissing the curb. Plus he's only 18 and still has a few years left of growth in him, so he'll probably cap out at 6'2".
>>64498540
>Giving up 40 to Cole Stoudt
>Thinking that it won't be much, much worse with Deshaun
kek
>>64498851
well if Stoops was able to bring him down to earth then maybe he should also convert him to RB. he probably would have made a bigger impact at TAMU that way and let Allen do his thing
>>64498710
That's clearly not an objective map because
A) The areas are logo outlines
B) Everything stops at state borders
and 3) you see shit like MAC teams over Ohio State and North Texas over Texas
>>64498906
>implying this is anything close to the same defense that played against Clemson last year
>implying they're using the same playbooks Venables knew last year
Y'all are gonna be in for a rude awakening.
>>64499066
>implying this is anything close to the same defense that played against Clemson last year
It doesn't look as improved as Clemson's offense without Cole fucking Stoudt at QB
>>64499135
>friendly reminder that Clemson torched OU because Venables knew the offensive and defensive playbooks inside and out
>friendly reminder that Oklahoma held 3 of the top offenses in the country to well below their average numbers during the season
>friendly reminder that Clemson's run defense has only had to deal with shitty ACC running backs and OU has two NFL-caliber RBs
This is gonna be a shootout, for sure, but OU has a helluva lot more ammo.
>>64499066
>>64499211
>dubs refuting your points
brb, betting on OU
>>64499211
>friendly reminder that Clemson torched OU because Venables knew the offensive and defensive playbooks inside and out
You gonna stop this meme?
>friendly reminder that Oklahoma held 3 of the top offenses in the country to well below their average numbers during the season
Playing two backups and a guy playing with one leg
So impressive
>friendly reminder that Clemson's run defense has only had to deal with shitty ACC running backs and OU has two NFL-caliber RBs
Friendly reminder Oklahoma had to deal with either overrated, injured, or backups at QB and Clemson has the best QB in the nation
Only one team lost to a team as bad as Texas
>>64499332
>calling out overrated QBs
>in the ACC
>when you almost lost to Louisville, Notre Dame, and fucking SCar
Again, y'all are gonna be in for a rude awakening.
>>64499533
You almost lost to TCU
You did lose to Texas
>Louisville
Away game on 5 days rest
>Notre Dame
Played in a monsoon
We were blowing them out for the first 3 quarters
>South Carolina
We "almost" lost by allowing a touchdown with 1 second left to cut the lead from 13 to 5?
It's better than how you did against Texas
And Notre Dame is far better than any team you've played
I am looking forward to the Military Bowl tomorrow.
One final time to watch Keenan Reynolds run the Navy attack and hopefully send him off with a win.
A reminder you should boycott the playoffs for being on New Year's Eve
Even if your team is playing in them
>>64500035
No. Do the opposite.
I want the whole country to drop this gay ball-watching shit. Every New Year's party should have college football on and hosts without it should be chastised.
>>64500098
You do know the first semi is during usual working hours for most of the US, right?
Most people worm on December 31st
It's not a holiday
>>64500198
take the day off poorfag
>>64500230
Just for a football game?
That's stupid
>>64500198
Too fucking bad.
>>64500466
Why?
Why should 2 of the most important games if the season be on during an inaccessible time for the majority of Americans?
>>64498794
leave the SEC to me
>>64500577
4pm EST and 8pm EST
the second game isnt inaccessible even for west coasters
so are we finally all in agreement that bama is gonna thrash MSU
>>64501357
"No."
>>64501397
why not
>>64501427
We want to see what excuses you'll make when they go Spartan on Bama :^)
>>64501357
Yes
Michigan State is too similar to Bama to beat Bama
Either of the teams in the Orange have a better shot
>>64501427
they are better than any team bama faced all year, and bama lost to the best team they faced. bama's offense is 1 dimensional.
>>64500252
Then why are you so upset about it
>>64501793
Bama struggles with up-tempo offenses, which Michigan State is not
>>64501357
I get it. It's a bama version of an aOSU fan impression. Pretty gud I lel'd
Bama will torch MSU but will lose to the OU clemson winner
Cap this post
>>64501867
>bama has only 1 weakness
>>64498540
>lost to Texas
>beat a bunch of overrated meme schools and almost lose to TCU
>"good"
Lmfao, I look forward to 5 more years of 8-ish wins after you get BTFO by a real conference
>>64498794
You're getting blown out. Your shit team beat 0 (zero) teams with 6 or more wins.
Hello my fellow Texas team fans
>>64502555
Remember that Wolfpack fans actually thought they should have been ranked ater beating 2 Sun Belt, a C-USA, and a FCS team
In my 24-team playoff simulation, Michigan just took the lead against Alabama at Alabama with a pick six
>>64493276
4-8
Rutgers feels are real
>>64493276
there's always basketball lmao
>>64493276
At least you have basketball
Do you?
I don't really give a fuck about apehoop to know who's relevant now
>>64503071
Here we go
4th and probably ballgame
>>64493276
8-4, lost both our starting QBs, entire coaching staff except the DC is in the doghouse.
JUST
>>64503168
Bama ties it
Looks like another OT game for Michigan
>>64503172
this should be a wake up call for the program, friend. stupid swag shit sumlin brought is finally getting swept away and we can focus on actually developing players instead of relying on flash in the pan memers to replicate what Manziel did. tamu should be going the route of bama and recruiting big nigs and fast RBs
>>64496198
>Greatest Quarterback of all time
charleswoodsonheisman.jpg
>>64503270
Chavis looks like he's going to bring back the wrecking crew and they need to adopt a Belichick-style system with a QB who can throw a quick release to fast as fuck receivers and RBs. Meme scrambling QBs have all been kill in the NFL and the jig is about to be up in college as well.
And Bama goes down
Shocking upset
>>64503270
Manziel is a Kliff babby
5-7 teams proving that every single team deserves a bowl game regardless of record
>>64503489
The PAC should be G5
>>64499675
They're running out of excuses. No bother feeding them.
>>64503389
>they need to adopt a Belichick-style system
You have no idea what you're talking about, do you m8?
>>64503071
who won the natty in the CFP simulation?
>>64499211
>shitty ACC running backs
for example...
>mfw Northwestern fans know they can’t win, and are trying to convince themselves it won’t be a total blowout
>>64503819
It's in progress
>>64503502
It needs to be the Power 3 with the ACC an Pac-12 relegated.
>>64501357
>bama
>ever winning a playoff game
>>64504222
Couldn't even beat Michigan at home
Smh
>>64503892
>Ohio State vs Michigan quarterfinal
Oh baby
>>64504291
Could you imagine /cfb/ that week?
Especially with Michigan beating Bama at Bama
>>64491989
Penn State here. Both teams will be missing an OC. UGA missing like every major coach. I'll be surprised if the combined score reaches 20, but still expecting a Penn State win.
You have been visited by the comfy doggo of elite football programs, Nattys and Good Recruits will come to you but only if you say, "stay comfy Smokey"
>>64504765
Stay comfy Smokey
I sang rocky top with my dad and brother on christmas day, such is life in glorious tennessee
>>64504765
>stay comfy Smokey
stay comfy Smokey
>>64491879
And children
>>64504765
>Tennessee
>elite football program
>nattys
>>64504765
stay comfy Smokey
>>64504824
Oh my, someone is going to have to tell him
>>64504824
Next year mayne. Dobbs will break records, Hurd will continue being a ba of muscle, and hopefully Butch can learn to pull the trigger on 4th quarter decisions
>>64504765
Stay comfy pupper
>>64504885
>Dobbs
Does he have downs? Enjoy your Taxslayer Bowl next year
>>64504934
Thats photoshopped right?
>>64504986
No that's his real fucking hairline
>>64504934
It’s a condition, familia.
And the VAWLZ will be sure to send a lovely postcard from the playoff, where they will inevitably be.
>>64505010
>It’s a condition, familia
Yeah its called male pattern baldness
>>64505028
Pls be sensitive, it’s almost 2016
>>64504934
It's called Alapicia, his mom looks like that too. It's fucking hilarious honestly but I'm sure he still pulls hella girls in knoxville
>>64505061
See him around campus occasionally. Not quite Tyler Bray level of being surrounded by sluts, but he does well for himself
>>64505028
>>64505003
>>64504934
How is it fair that they can recruit an alien to play QB? No way that's legal, man.
>>64505072
Glad to hear. What's your major/year?
>>64505080
The Jest hired an alien and we butt fumbled... just gotta hire the right alien
>>64505096
2nd year grad student, education
>>64505108
Nice. I've got a lot of friends and a brother there. GBO
>>64505108
>2nd grade teacher
>posting on 4chan
It's the SEC, we already know the answer....
>French TV broadcasting 4 of the 6 New Year bowls.
>None live
Seriously?
>>64508281
You must stream for the banter françaisbro
>>64505108
Wew lad
Who /offense/ now? Other coastal teams are advised to pepper their angus.
>>64508887
literally who?
>>64508920
The man who took Memphis from doormat to SEC beater with 2/3* kids, and who managed to get nobodies Andy Dalton, and Paxton Lynch into the league.
Y'all gonna learn next season.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FxwyU1D4ndw
my eyes are sweating bros
>>64509025
Good luck Spartybro.
>>64508281
>French TV is broadcasting American college football
No joke, what's the draw for it in France? Is it a spectacle? Or is it just "lol let's watch the American minor leagues"?
>>64508992
>meme, the coach
enjoy
>>64509254
It is a very small cable channel who has the rights of NCAA (both CBB and CFB) since ESPN is not available in France anymore.
Tbh this year has been very disappointed, very few games live and not the good ones (hello Oregon State @ Michigan). The channel starting to grow up and have less time to broadcast minor sports in France, specially on Saturday night.
It's a bit sad cuz the broadcasters are fine imo, one journalist and one coach from Le Flash de la Courneuve the most famous French team (and former team of Purdue WR Anthony Mahoungou).
Last year we got a lot of bowls live (like Music City, the playoffs etc...) and I was hoping the same this year. I was wrong haha. Streaming it is then.
And like "minor" sports there are a few maniacs here. But we manage to have two really good websites.
And this video is awesome:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32hgnc
>>64509653
There's more hype in the video than what the US makes for the EPL.
>>64509653
>mfw a French cable network makes better college football hype videos than ESPN.
Anybody who thinks Michigan State has a chance against Bama is a fucking retard.
>>64508887
not even best team in state desu
>>64503502
>better than SEC and ACC this year
>should be relegated
>>64510069
Who is better? UVA? Weak trolling attempt desu senpai.
>Ohio State says Ezekiel Elliott’s reported citations from car crash won’t affect playing status in Fiesta Bowl
What a surprise.
>>64510192
virginia will become north carolina tier with based bronco
book it
>>64510535
Bronco has been worked by Fuente's offenses three times already (twice as TCU's OC and once as Memphis' HC). And if you think UVA can hire some dorky Mormon and compete with VT in recruiting Virginia you're delusional.
>>64510535
not even a VT fan but you have to be fucking retarded to think UVA will ever surpass the hokies in VA
>>64510877
Not a UVA or VT or someone who watches the ACC but I feel like UVA could definitely pass VT. Both schools share a very talent rich state that often sees the best players go out of state. So if one of them could lock down the state for recruiting they could shit on the weak ACC. I dont see why VT is set up any better than UVA. They were only good because of Frank Memer and now that hes gone UVA can take over the state. And UVA is a much much better school anyway
>>64504885
>Next year mayne
t. every tennessee fan for the last fifteen years
>>64512428
VT will always out recruit UVA in the long run because they have better facilities, and a stronger football tradition. UVA also has a student body and culture that tends to alienate the average football player. This is the best lineman of the 2012 class in Virginia talking about why he chose Tech:
>"I used to go to UVA all the time, so I thought that was going to be a good place for me, and I really liked the coaches," Teller said. "But then being on campus, I really didn't like that I saw people in suits and ties and everything, that's not me. I'm a guy that wears cut-off flannels and jeans, not suits."
>>64512721
I never get how athletes like this attend schools like Michigan or Stanford.
>Navy playing the Military Bowl in its own stadium
why is this allowed?
>>64515996
>Military Bowl
>Military School
What would you say if Boise State played in the Idaho Potato bowl?
>>64516089
i guess i should have stated the implied problem was >in its own stadium
>>64516128
Even so, I don't think it's that much of a big deal.
>>64516186
>literally having homefield advantage in a bowl game
The SEC is on another realm of existence, another tier of competition.
The SEC stands for each other, yes rivalries are strong between many, but we know that deep down, we all need each other, for when one falls, one more meme conference rises.
For every Alabama that falls, a Michigan State or Clemson rises. For every LSU and Florida failure, comes another Ohio State, Oregon, or Oklahoma.
The SEC are more than just the elite, we are the defenders, the defenders against the meme conferences that can slaughter the integrity of College Football.
The SEC are bound by the destruction of the meme conferences.
The SEC therefore must root for an LSU/Bama final every year, this sport can't take another Ohio State. The great federation of the SEC will never fall to the meme conferences, however the meme conferences will never die, it is our job to kill them before they can get to a level where they consider themselves "relevant".
Of course as the SEC we recognize that the memes will NEVER reach our status, however a meme conference that has memed too long is cancer to our sport in which WE the SEC have built with our bare hands.
The SEC will never die
The SEC will always fight
The SEC will always stand for one another in the end
>>64516281
>autism, the conference
>>64516258
And where's the problem in that? A lot of teams play what are essentially home games each bowl season, and everytime USC or UCLA play in the Rose Bowl.. it's a home game.
Military Bowl thread
>>64516486
>>64516486
>>64516486
>>64516486
>>64516474
>literally playing a bowl game in your own stadium
>lel nothing wrong with that
meanwhile there are team that have to travel 800+ fucking miles to their bowl
ANCHORS AWEIGH
>Navy
>Minnesota
>Cal
>UNC
>Nevada
>TTU
>Memphis
>Miss State
>TAMU
>USC
>Houston
>NU
>Michigan
>Ohio State
>Stanford
>Ole Miss
>Georgia
>Arkansas
>Oregon
>ASU
>Oklahoma
>Bama
>Oklahoma
>>64516524
nothing new. pretty much all southern and western teams get home bowl games every year. pitt is at least close-ish to annapolis.
>>64516844
It's all a giant conspiracy to fuck over your team and make your conference look bad.
Jesus christ you faggots are some whiny paranoid bitches.
>>64516281
We're all counting on you bama
>>64517027
the same teams get unfair bowl locations every year.
Any disrespect going on here?
>>64517333
based sparty trips
>>64517212
I do think the conferences need to do a better job with some tie-in locations to improve attendance. The ACC plays bowl games in Detroit and El Paso for fucks sake. Those should be MAC/B1G and PAC/Big12/Mtn West games respectively.
>Pitt kicker name is Blewitt
>misses a chip shot FG
He blew it indeed.
>>64517409
>giving birth to a kicker when your last name is Blewitt
Child abuse desu senpai baka
Why the fuck did they put the Cotton Bowl at 8pm again?
>>64503892
>Ole miss
>losing to LSU
>>64517551
I believe Chad Kelly got hurt
>>64517577
>fratcannon not being able to beat a shit team
Smh desu senpai
>>64517453
Why are those games on New Year's Eve at all?
Reminder that you should boycott all 3 NY6 games on that day even if your team is playing in them
>>64517632
>tfw didn't have any plans anyway
>>64517632
>being this autistic
>not having friends to go see a bowl game your team in playing in and getting shit faced New Year's Eve
>>64493058
>tfw playing community college football next season
Im embarresed lads :-(
>>64517659
>Not having a job
You can't watch the first one if you've got a job
>>64517685
I don't even know what the first one is.
Sugar bowl is best bowl.
>>64493276
>UMass
Even with the best QB/WR combo in school history we're still FCS/10
Alabama is going to fucking annihilate Michigan State. 56 to 0 at halftime. Saban could easily get this thing in tripple digits if he wanted, but will have some mercy because he's a class act.
Michigan State will not score a single touchdown.
Michigan State will not score a single field goal.
Michigan State will never get past the fifty yard line.
Michigan State will not get a single first down.
Michigan State will finish with negative yards on offense.
Michigan State will be historically humiliated on national television.
We will never see a thrashing as violent and heinous as this game.
Children under 13 should have an adult with them.
This is going to be the single most lopsided sporting event in recorded history. You could pit a team of barely functional handicapped three year olds against the '92 dream team. 5 vs 5 on the court. The beatdown wouldn't even be a fraction as great as the one on New Year's Eve.
Michigan State is bringing sticks and plastic forks to the fight. Alabama is bringing 18 billion tons of TNT and several thousand nuclear warheads. They have the Death Star, and Luke Skywalker is nowhere to be found.
>>64517994
capped for when sparty wins the game off of a cheeky FG with 2 seconds left
>>64518036
Michigan State is not going to have a single first down the entire game. Please cap this post. PLEASE.
>>64518063
ok. will you give me a bj if sparty gets at least one first down?
>>64518109
>asking for a bj from a guy
mad gay yo
>>64518214
It's only gay if balls touch m8
>>64518063
>>64518223
Well that was a fuckup
>>64518214
>everyone on 4chan is a guy
maybe he has a feminine penis, you cunt
>>64518242
That was also a fuckup
It's fun being retarded
>>64518313
you did it, champ
are we about to witness history in this half?
Damn, that was a cheeky play
>>64518350
Daily reminder that not one bowl game so far has been worth watching, and this is coming from someone who loves college football.
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>>64518436
>not watching football to enjoy watching football
Normies get out.
>>64518436
Grip and Sip's bowl was p neat though
>>64518436
>byu almost-comeback
>based grip n sip
>toledo putting the final nail in the templel meme
>georgia southern domination
>tulsa almost-comeback
>snowbowl
>ookla-nebraska
>>64518498
The best part of bowl games is the matchups that you don't get to see often. So far, they managed to put together a bunch of matchups that nobody gives a shit about.
>“Sure, we're aware of that, but we just decided that people will watch these games,” CFP executive director Bill Hancock said. “This playoff would be successful if it was played on the Fourth of July. People watch the NCAA Tournament on Thursday and Friday. This is an iconic national sporting event and people will watch it.”
Can someone tell me what will happen with Keenan Reynolds after this season? Will he enter the NFL draft and if so, where do you expect him to get picked, 6-7 round? Don't really see how he will even remotely work in the NFL, considering that he threw below 4k yards in his college career.
>>64518581
If an NFL team picked him up it would be to play receiver. He's too small for a running back and no one wants an option QB.
>>64517685
>having a job where you have to work on national holidays
>>64518632
New Year's Eve isn't a national holiday, idiot
Why is 5-7 Minnesota in a bowl game?
>25 yards from Denard's record
H-he's not gonna break, right guys?
>>64518670
welp
I would tell pitt to stick to basketball but they seem bad at that too lately
>>64518670
JUST
>>64518665
because bowl games = money. it's really not that hard to figure out.
>>64518665
probably because they scored the most points against the Hawkeyes and there was no better team left to fill the spot.
>>64518665
Because there are so many bowls now that they need losing teams to fill them.
>>64518738
It has to do with the "Academic Advancement Rating" which is basically the progress in student athlete grades at a given university.
>>64517668
hey if you do well an fbs team could you a scholarship next season
>his school isn't going to have a single first down in their entire bowl game
>>64518880
I dont see that happening for any team
STOP THROWING THE BALL AND SET THE FUCKING RECORD ALREADY
oh shit
>>64518581
He has to serve 5 years active duty in the Navy.
hurrdurr checking in
nice carry Pitt
>>64518950
this
he'll get some do nothing ship's detail, do his service contract, and then probably wind up either back field in the NFL or maybe a leggy QB in the CFL
although ship's detail in the Navy is getting more dangerous these days w/ China and Russia cranking out new ships recently
>>64518957
>mfw there were people who unironically picked NIU over Hurr State IN A BOWL GAME
every fucking time
>>64518581
Navel Academy players have to serve in the military after they graduate for a few years. So he wont get drafted in the nfl.
>>64519006
i had no idea we were going to trash them so badly
almost feel bad
>almost
>>64519038
it was such a massacre
>>64519086
more like televised rape
>>64518581
Very unlikely that he makes the draft because option QBs aren't used at all in the NFL.
If a military player is drafted they get to skip the otherwise mandatory military commitment, but most go back anyway.
>>64519086
it wasn't even fun to watch
everyone in the thread that day was remarking on what a bland beige booty blasting it was
hopefully next year Rypien can come into his own and take the Buncs to another Fiestab so we can beat up on someone exciting
>>64519015
He could if he's assigned close to a team
Like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_McCallum
>>64519102
>getting drafted redacts your commitment to military service
No
he has a contract obligation to serve for a period of time, the only way he would walk out on that is of his command saw fit to waiver him, and I don't see that happening.. all services are hurting for personnel since the furlough four years ago
>>64519144
And a more recent case https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Greenspan
>>64519144
>as a recruiter
I could see that happening
even David Robinson got the Navy to bend some rules so he could do his term, and they WANTED to waiver him cause he was to tall for ship details
>>64519144
>>64519173
well then I guess it could happen for him too
BTFO
T
F
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how many yards does reynolds need to break denard's record?
WEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW GO PITT
still have a game
>>64518662
Are government offices shut down? Anyway, I get it off with pay, so I guess you work a shit job ;)
>Pitt coach trying to ask refs for a targeting call
Seriously,fuck off goof
>>64518662
NYE is a federal holiday, all government employees who are not mission critical are given leave for the entire holiday weekend
source: 10 years in the military
>>64519400
I'm off for Christmas break, but I'd still rather it be on New Year's Day
THAT LAND DRAGON
Anyone watching us fucking style on CMU or is everyone still on the Pitt game?
>A high-stakes game between AJ McCarron and Brock Osweiler
Who saw that coming?
>>64519489
watching both
need Pitt to come back and I need you faggots to embarrass the Chipps
>all these 4ths
jesus christ Navy
>cockran
>andballsfollowed
sorry, I'm a little high right now -_-
>>64519489
I'll switch over when the pitt game is done
>>64519489
>CMU currently styling on the gophers
Hope you're ready for some MACtion!
>>64519583
dude, it's done
Navy won
>>64519497
>believing that games are won by the quarterbacks
Keep drinking that E!SPN kool-aid and watching NFL media. Games are won by the offensive lines and defenses, jack.
>88
>>64519599
I just want to see if there will be any more spaghetti
>shittesota
Why are they so inferior to Wisconsin in every conceivable way?
god dammit gophers
>>64519616
And delivered
Game's over for sure now
now I'm switching over to Wisconsin-Minnesota
it's definitely over
>>64519645
>>64519636
>>64519514
>>64519489
>literally the worst state in sports
>pitt was ranked this season
>this goal line standoff
is an gopher a athlete?
>>64519489
>7-3
Minnesota would be middle of the pack in the WIAC.
Minnesota will be the second school to be kicked out of a conference for the sole reason of sucking at football. (Iowa State will be the first)
>tfw the gf gets home from work and wants to fuck but you're trying to watch the game
>>64519744
they would be a bottom feed in the MVC
>>64519787
>no, no, Jacob is you Mother's lover.. I watch them, sometimes from a closet, sometimes from a chair, almost always dressed as Superman..."
>>64519787
>tfw your gf has become more of a roommate, sex is not as good anymore, and the relationship is nearing its end
at least i'll have football
>>64519784
Iowa State wont get kicked out. It will be abandoned after the good big 12 teams leave for better conferences
>>64519830
Iowa State is fucked if the Big 12 folds. They will be forced to join the MAC or Mountain West.
>>64519784
>kicking out Minnesota
Yeah when Michigan and Wisconsin leave the conference.
Adorable.
BALLING
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>>64519830
>>64519856
gentlemen, please
the first team to get kicked out of the FBS will be the Vandals, and that's what's really important, I think
>>64519784
Temple already got that award a while back.
>>64519827
>current state of me and my gf
>>64519856
If the Big 12 folds
Texas can go anywhere including independent.
Oklahoma could go SEC or Big 10
OK State is fucked if the SEC doesn't let them in.
Kansas is Big 10
K-State is fucked
Texas Tech is Either SEC or Pac 12
Baylor and TCU could go SEC maybe
Iowa State is fucked
>>64519935
>post-Miami and VT Big East
Major conference by contract only
>>64520088
Is it Kansas and K-State or Oklahoma and Okie-St that are required by state law to be in the same conference? I remember reading that on here back a few months ago.
>>64520088
Every school in the Big 12 (10) would be fucked except for Texas, OU, and Kansas
>>64520149
Oklahoma
>5-7 bowl teams
>>64520088
Texas goes independent or B1G
Oklahoma goes B1G or PAC (Boren has zero interest in the SEC)
OK State tries to leverage anything they can and probably fall to the AAC.
Kansas goes B1G or ACC
K-State is probably shipped to the AAC
Tech is fucked and goes either AAC or MWC unless they can leverage a deal with Texas
Baylor and TCU are fucked and end up AAC or MWC
Iowa State is fucked and ends up MWC. Even the American wouldn't take them.
>>64520149
In Kansas the regents have a stronger role, in Oklahoma they could just say fuck it, but don't want to burn political bridges in a deep red state facing budget cuts,
>>64520160
I'm sure Oklahoma and the SEC are thrilled about that.
Mitch is playing well today, if fucking Drew Wolitarsky didn't drop two sure passes (one for a touchdown) he would be perfect on the day.
>>64520172
OU already got offered a slot in the SEC. After A&M went there was a deal in place for Kansas, Missouri, and Oklahoma to go there to make 16 but OU turned it down.
that central michigan ball
>>64520203
THE CITY OF ME
FUCKING JINXED HIM
Minnesota is fucking shit
There's the Mitch we know and hate
>>64520088
K state goes B10 and Kansas goes big East and plays AAC football
>>64520275
do you think OU and Kansas would still go?
if offered again?
>>64520168
I don't think the B1G wants Texas.
>>64520340
K State never gets into the Big Ten
>>64520351
OU is Big Ten or nothing right now.
>>64520351
Kansas absolutely would
Oklahoma absolutely would not. OU's goal is to get AAU certified and they have been begging for a B1G or PAC slot for a while now.
>>64520340
K-state is not AAU
Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas are the only schools that could get into the Big 10
>>64520378
would the B1G take Kansas to fill out a 16 team roster?
>>64520374
I've never seen them spike it on 4th down
>>64520340
they would have to do a major overhaul in academics to get in
>>64520391
Yes because basketball.
>>64520388
OU isn't either, but that's only because Texas keeps blocking them. Ivies, B1G, PAC already gave the go ahead.
>>64520388
Can't they just join it?
>>64520391
The Big would rather go east to fill in the last slot so they are will wait and see before jumping on kansas
Them gophers. Kek
NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
>>64520397
They have neither the academics nor market desirability
>>64520427
go east where?
>>64520302
Then why'd you pick 'em, Frenchy?
>>64520425
the AAU first inspects the academic merits that the university offers the group then they vote weather or not they can get in
>>64520468
Cuz I tought they're weren't that bad
>>64520457
Boston is the biggest East Coast market they don't have a team in, I think
>>64520448
Well if they go g5 they have no school
>You graduated from KSU.
>No one cares outside of Kansas.
If it wasn't for my family, I'd seriously consider taking my life.
GOLDY ABOUT TO RAPE THAT ASS
>>64520500
Do you do anything related to farms? Also don't sudoku
>>64520500
Get a year or 2 of experience in your industry, save up money and then move.
what a fucking perfect kick
>>64520500
>graduate from alabama
>everyone has heard of it because of football
Funny how that shit works
>>64520457
They want to try and pick up a school in the south east. Virginia, UNC, Duke, and GTech are schools they are looking at in the east. The odds of getting one of those schools is slim right now but they are taking a wait and see approach to see if any dominos fall before giving up and going all in on Kansas.
>>64520489
>>64520603
i could see BC or UVA, but Duke/Tarheels/Wreck all have a comfortable agreement in the ACC, same reason OU wanted nothing to do w/ the SEC
>>64520686
I like the Clemsoning one more
>>64520742
need one with somebody in the back of the first frame screaming NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
>>64520489
Boston has a shit college market.
BC is not a large brand and most people don't care
>>64520784
That's not the Big Ten will make themselves believe
>>64520784
The B1G won't try to make BC big in New England, but the other B1G teams. I mean everybody there is a fairweather and bandwagon fuck, it shouldn't take too much to supplant Notre Dame
>tfw picked Minnesota
>>64521070
>tfw picked Central Michigan
JUST FUCKING CAPITALIZE, YOU ASSHOLES
>that cheeky smile
>Graduated in anthropology.
>About to get thrown out of grad school.
>I need to find work with a bachelors in anthropology.
My life is over, I guess it's time to go teach English in some backwater Taiwanese village.
>>64521105
join the military
seriously, if you apply yourself you can come out of the service with better accreditation and better financial benefits than you have now
that bachelors is probably even enough to get you a commsion
>>64521105
you can get a degree in computer science
>>64520457
UConn. Rutgers already fills the New York market and UConn would be a monster pickup for basketball, plus it would tap into the Boston market about as much as BC would, especially since they are never leaving the ACC.
>>64521092
LIKE ON THAT PUNT. MOTHERFUCKERS
Out of curiosity...
What do you guys think of when you think of of the University Minnesota as a school?
>>64521287
Hockey
>>64521287
The mortuary science program
>>64521287
UMTC is legit. Or at least I percieve it to be that way
>>64521105
I was a History major until my senior year of college.
I took a bunch of math over the summer and a bunch of math my senior year and got into a Statistics PhD program. You can do the same shit, the investment will be worth it
>>64521313
>furpuck
REFBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>64520149
OU alum here. Both states have it in place, but the Oklahoma regents have softened their stance and are fine as long as both schools stay in the FBS. I want to say Kansas is coming around as well.
Last I heard Oklahoma and Kansas are "B1G package or bust," which is what the B1G also wants (because football and basketball blue bloods, respectively). The only thing standing in Oklahoma's way is Texas's constant refusal to let them into the AAU; as another anon said virtually every other schools is fine with it. At the same time, I wouldn't be surprised if the B1G said "fuck it" and let them in anyway, since Kansas and Oklahoma are both academically Iowa/Minnesota/Nebraska tier anyway.
>>64521105
I know oregon state offers a computer science degree that you can get in one year if you already have a degree in another field. I'm looking into it
http://eecs.oregonstate.edu/online-cs-students
>>64521247
smartest thing I've heard today 2bh
How the FUCK did Minnesota EVER beat Alabama?!
>>64521529
they did?
>>64521557
Minnesota is undefeated against Alabama (1-0, 2004 Music City Bowl [Minnesota's last bowl win])
>>64521529
Bama was p shit in the late 90s early 00s
central michigan might get the lead here
well that was a hype commentary
He just powered through
>>64521529
Minnesota's running game was unstoppable back then.
>Goophers
fuck
>>64521575
This, people forget that Alabama was a joke of a program before Saban. Exactly what they will become again after he departs
FIRE UP CHIPS
>>64521402
Dude ku is literally community college tier. They are now where near ou/Iowa/Minnesota
Not even nebraska.
>>64521575
really?
did it happen on your birthday, or are you just bragging about a twelve year old bowl victory cause you're bored of watching your shit team get booty blast by an Directional Mich.??
>>64521643
Ehh, they've won legit natties under three different coaches since the sixties.
>Glolden Gophers
As a Michigan native I kinda want CMU to win, but as a Michigan fan I want Minnesota to win so that the B1G looks respectable..
I want all B1G teams to win besides Ohio State, and then I want MSU to beat Bama then lose in the championship.
>>64521666
>Satan roots for Crimson Tide
i knew it
>>64521655
What the fuck are you mad about? I looked it up on winsipedia and replied to someone who didn't know about the fact that anon said. I'm rooting for Central Michigan cause that was my pick 'em
Get fucked, you inbred baby
>>64521691
>he thinks that I'm mad
>Losing to Antonio Brown St.
Goldie pls.
>>64521683
Not a tide fan at all my good sir. But Bama is undoubtedly a blue-blood. They qualify in pretty much every relevant all-time stat.
is this Directional Michigan #1, #2, or #3?
>>64521744
depends on how they rank at the end of the bowl season
definitely 1 or 2
EMU has been 3 for a pretty long time now
>>64521650
KU is still AAU, pham.
>>64521744
#2. Western is #1
>>64521744
#2. Western is the best directional Michigan. Central better than Eastern.
GET FUCKED CHIPS
GOLDIE, BITCH
BOOTY BLASTED
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>game gets interesting with 5 minutes to go
nice
>>64521744
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_MAC_Trophy
Just shouting out WMU CMU and EMU play for a Trophy between each other.
>>64521825
>trophy isn't a giant compass
I'm disappointed.
>pope twitter
As a catholic we should be above this
>>64521847
he has to get the followers somehow
this was a poor choice of uniforms
this looks like it could be the Minnesota spring game, or vice versa
>>64521843
Sadly no but it is in true Michigan fashion a giant mitten with the schools and their location on it.
PICKED
ouch
>The direction of Central Michigan
>the central most portion of Michigan
>like, dead in the middle
ouch
> SPAGHETTI
>>64521682
I know that feel bro. West Michigan here seeing the Broncos win was cool hopefully Fleck can build on it.
>CMU (not Carnegie Mellon) decision making
>>64521891
SDSU (not South Dakota) vs Cincy was the same way
>>64521948
that was a good game
>inb4 tons of laterals and overtime
what was that
>>64521974
Let 'er rip
I'm all braced
>>64521985
And why the fuck couldn't Central Michigan stop the run after
>>64521985
>a demonstration?
>we need emotional content.."
>yfw bowl games tomorrow
c michigan has a shot now
>>64522052
I'm pretty hype
not that hype though =\
>double zips up penis and covers booty hole
INCOMING LATERAL SPAGHETTI FESTIVAL
>>64522057
>that punt
Gonna need a miracle
WE HOOK AND LADDER NOW
NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
OMFG THEY DID IT HOLY SHIT
B1G babbies be like
THANK YOU GOPHERS
GG gophers.
Minnesota did it
>Getting sacked on a 3 man rush on the last play attempt
My god
>taking a sack on the last play and not just tossing it up for grabs
What a fucking pathetitic piece of shit school and state. Enjoy your losing season.
>have losing record
>win bowl game
>5-7 teams are now 3-0 in bowl games
>his school has a losing season
5-7 teams are 3-0 in bowls now?
NICE SOUND ESPN
What is the future of this program?
>Audio cuts out
IT'S LIKE POTTERY
>>64522151
topkek
>>64522138
It's like the last four in teams in the NCAA tournament. Wild.
This whole season just seems so... pointless. It's like, why bother. Alabama is going to win again like always.
>>64522225
>Alabama is going to win again like always
>like always
The Big Ten is STILL the worst conference in all of football
>>64521682
As a Michigan fan, I want Minnesota to win so that winning/keeping the Jug actually means something
>First bowl win in 7 seasons
>Win with arguably our shittiest team in the Kill era
>Win a bowl when we shouldn't have even been bowl eligible because ACADEMICS
I don't know how to feel about this guys...
Back to my playoffs
It's not going too well for Oklahoma at the moment
>>64522487
O U
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>>64522461
It's bad enough that the team is 5-7 and went to a bowl game in Detroit (although the weather there was better than in El Paso this year, lol); a loss would have done irreparable damage to the program (think Purdue)
So Mayfield threw an interception at the goal line but the Oregon left the endzone but went backwards for a safety
Has that ever happened before?
>>64522461
Eh, Minnesota had a weird year. Dealing with the Kill thing, tons of injuries, the Michigan game, Liedner not really progressing... I think it's a good win to build off.
>>64491484
I've always wondered, what is /cfb/?
>>64522779
College FootBall
>>64522779
College Football.
Colleges are where American Football and Basketball developed. Also the schools aren't created like NFL franchises
Oklahoma just gotten blurred out
Adams: 169 rushing, 3 total TDs
>>64522779
Its the greatest show on turf
>>64517551
Well aren't you going to be pissed
>>64516814
I agree with everything but Moo State and TAMU
I hate the cow fuckers for being a fanbase that somehow manages to surpass Bama fans in retardedness (also I don't think their team was any good. Lost every big game) and TAMU is playing with a third string QB that looked shitty in the only real playing time he had
>>64523962
I picked TAMU because I feel it's a turning point for the program. they have finally gotten rid of meme scrambling qbs and can focus on defense and the run game. hubenak has only had 4 games played so far, but i see him as more of a game manager if anything
Senpai I just landed in Detroit
Weather is pretty shitty
>>64524309
>going to michigan in the dead of winter
why would any rational human being do this?
>>64524335
I live in Detroit desu
>>64522195
Not really. The last 4 in in the tourney would have to play 1 seeds. Minnesota got to play a G5 school. Nebraska's win was somewhat impressive, but it's not like UCLA is an incredible team.
>>64524477
>tfw real doubles hours
>>64524412
>Who are 2011 VCU, 2013 LaSalle, and 2014 Tennessee
I don't think you understand the last 4 in anon.
>>64524516
I thought the last 4 in had to play to get in and were the 16 seeds?
>>64524569
No you dingbat
>>64524589
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>>64524589
>>64524569
The last 4 in are the last 4 at large teams. They have one extra play-in game to be 11-13 seeds.
>>64524589
goddammit
>>64524589
The greatest thread in recent history is going down on /mu/ and you had to do that shit here?
>>64524589
What did he mean by this?
>>64524650
What thread is this???
>>64524684
Anon killed Lemmy the thread got stickied. Go see for yourself dingus.
>>64524759
i think it's just autism
HOLY SHIT GUYS
>>64524921
>not kicking the field goal
why
>>64524955
Idk
They may not have been in field goal range
>>64524993
>72 yard int return
>can't event attempt a 45 yarder
Well, that was certainly entertaining
Bama and Oklahoma eliminated
LSU and OK State survive
>>64525185
Forgot pic
>>64525165
That doesn't mean they were at the 28
Just means the LSU guy caught it at the 28
>tfw PS3 is back at college so I can't play NCAA 14
Might as well get comfy with some RuneScape
>>64526246
Study for your spring classes, you lazy fuck
>>64493276
>Oregon
Should've at least been in the rose bowl. Why do QB's fingers have to break... Why...
>>64526305
I cheese everything the night before.
What facemask should i wear next season
>>64526773
Something like this
>>64526837
Why dont you, suck my cock
Leaning towards this, want the OBJ facemask but its a custom and i feel like the equipment staff would just say 'no'
>>64526889
good taste
>>64526911
We fucking get it. Really, we do. You live in Texas and want to be different. All your friends wear burnt orange. They root for the longhorns on Saturday. And it fucking erks you to no end. You despise them. You despise that they go to a better school than you. A school with more history and prestige, both on and off the field. You don’t even go to Texas A&M. You couldn’t even get into that piece of shit school. You go to a 2 - year community college working on your bullshit ”””degree””” that is completely worthless. Three years ago when Johnny Memeziel hit the scene you KNEW this was your shot. This was your ONE CHANCE to be a fucking piece of shit bandwagoner and latch onto something in texas OTHER than the horns. And so you rooted and rooted for le “Gigs XDDD” meme for a couple seasons - and now what? What was it all for? You are left with a fucking pathetic ”””program””” that is left in fucking shambles. A ”””program””” that is FUCKING HORRIBLE and GOING N O W H E R E. FUCK YOU FAGGIE.
>>64527318
kek haven't seen this pasta before. gig em
>Alabama QBs
>>64524335
this winters been p mild anyway
>>64527400
could somebody post the bootyblaster's version of this pepe?
>>64526773
This is a good option for you.
>>64528984
here is a template
Goooooooooooooo
Raidersssssssssss
>>64529096
thx familia
>>64523962
Mad at Dogs?
>>64526773
Why are other people posting Mississippi State stuff. It's weird.
>>64520088
> Any team in the state of Oklahoma
> Ever being allowed in the SOUTHeastern conference
We don't allow filthy midwesterners in our conference, mizzou barely made the cut and if florida was a few hours to the south they wouldn't make it either.
>>64523305
True true
>>64520168
>>64520149
>>64520088
UT and TTU have to be in the same conference. aTm could split because it's a land grant university and runs under different financial rules.
>mark dantonio who has won 38 of the last 42
Can't believe he actually brought MSU football back. The absolute madman.
>>64532059
>tfw everyone is outlining Big XII breakup destinations and ignoring your school
>>64532320
>the city of aac
>>64532320
No one remembers that WVU is in the Big 12 because they shouldn't be in it to begin with. How does it feel to know your community college academics will relegate you to the G5 when the Big 12 folds?
Did /cfb/ coin "Clemsoning"?
>>64532373
It's whatever. I'm in grad school elsewhere now
>>64532425
No
That term has been around longer than /sp/, let alone /cfb/
>>64532425
Clemsoning has been around for decades anon
Connor Cook's nose is goddamn enormous. Biggest non-jew or black nose out there.
>>64532425
ESPN
games need to start already damn
>>64534490
Fucking excited for the first two
(Texas Bowl is a bit too late senpai)
>>64534490
15 min
>Games don't start until 2 today
>Games start at 12 tomorrow but my alma mater has a basketball game at 12
Fucking scheduling man
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>>64535217
games about to start, new thread with today's schedule