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NE:Amendola (knee) not expected to play Sunday
DEN:No extra importance for Peyton's workout
CIN:Eifert (concussion) not at practice Saturday
SEA:Doug Baldwin a full participant on Friday
HOU:Report: Hoyer not expected to play Week 16
FA:Leonard Hankerson lasts 10 days with Patriots
CLE:Two Browns arrested Christmas morning
BAL:Trestman believes Mallett is ready to start
NO:Drew Brees (foot) officially questionable
BUF:Karlos Williams expected to start against DAL
BUF:Charles Clay (back) ruled out against Cowboys
SF:49ers RB Draughn (knee) ruled out against DET
Raiders will bootyblast the Chiefs.
Oh hey '72 Dolphins
Chiefs
>>64465661
It makes it look like my dad was black so if you're into that, I guess? (He might as well have been since he was a druggie barely in my life)
>Only 2 more weeks
thank you sweet jesus
>>64465635
That feat will never be accomplished again, the season is too long and injuries are too common for it to happen. Better hope Carolina loses in the next two weeks or it's the memes for you.
>>64465735
if panthers go 19-0 i fully expect at least 8 faggots from /sp/ will an hero
/sp/ may have to be shut down for weeks
the shitposting by pantherfags could reach apocalyptic proportions
the crying and whining by patsfags WILL reach apocalyptic proportions
please let it happen
>>64465735
>he's this worried
lmao
>>64465806
>>64465844
If the greatest team ever created couldn't do it then there's no way a bunch of sister-fucking rednecks can do it foh
It's week 16 and the Jets, Jags, Skins, and Texans are still in playoff contention. Meanwhile the Ravens, Cowboys, and Chargers are not.
>>64465806
When you put it like that I hope it does to.
>>64465635
>16-1
>>64465892
>cowboys
don't pretend like they're perennial playoff contenders or anything like that
they have 2 (two) playoff wins since 1996
how would /sp/ react if panthers went 18-1 but win the super bowl?
>>64466010
#BTFO
#
B
T
F
O
>>64466019
unless they beat the pats people will probably ignore it
>mfw the Jest fuck the Pats and Bills, then the Raiders cuck the Chefs next week
I'm gonna cum so hard
>>64466010
Whens the last time they were eliminated earlier than week 16
>>64466019
>the one loss is to the bucs
Sweet
>>64466010
Well they were the clear division favorite until Romo died twice.
>>64465892
well the jets have Eric Decker so it's not really surprising
>>64466083
2010
>missing the playoffs doesn't count if it was on the last game of the season ;^)
>>64466151
so?
>>64466151
>clear division favorites
>finish last
>>64466193
the cowboys have the greatest lore in the nfl so obviously it is shocking when they arent in the playoffs
>>64466193
Its irregular for them to not be contenders. Its also a testament to Romo's talent as a qb. Thanks statboy.
>>64466193
So yeah.
>>64466231
Yeah that's kinda what I just said.
>>64466239
>it is shocking when they arent in the playoffs
anon its never shocking when a shit-tier team misses the playoffs
>>64466239
>lore
The city of (You)
>>64466239
haha
>>64466253
it's irregular for them to not be contending in a year when romo is dead? how is them being out of contention this year surprising at all?
and they have bigger problems than just missing romo, it's not like they'd be 12-4 again with him
but i do get the initial point you were making now
>>64466298
the cowboys were 3-1 with romo, which is on pace for 12-4
>>64466298
>it's not like they'd be 12-4 again with him
hahahAHAHAhaha
They'd be the #1 seed if it weren't for Romo's injury
>>64466316
>on pace
Aahahaha
Lol
I bet you thought Joseph randle would run for 1900 yds this year
man I just want to win tomorrow
also Legally blond is a good movie
>>64466342
>#1 seed
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>64466316
sadly a schedule where you get to play the giants, eagles, redskins, and dolphins every game hasn't been created yet
>>64466342
here's a (You), don't spend it all in one place
couldn't see a fantasy thread
PICK 2:
Julio CAR
Allen Hurns @NO
Desean Jackson PHI
Like the match ups for Jackson and Hurns, but can you ever bench Julio?
>>64466081
Good joke, friend
>>64466419
Hurns
Julio
>>64466450
>picking julio against josh norman
enjoy your -11 points tomorrow
>>64466316
"on pace" is some bullshit, by that logic the falcons should be smooth sailing right now and the chiefs should be in the garbage tier just because of how their seasons started.
extrapolated stats are all bullshit because it's trying to exalt shit that didn't actually happen. you can only get validation for what has happened in proportion to how good that achievement ACTUALLY is. things like if a QB has thrown 10 TDs at a pace that has set him up for over 40 in the season, he's still only thrown 10 TDs. it's something to keep watching for sure, but you can't reward someone for shit that hasn't happened yet. if it ends up not happening, then they only earned enough praise for what they actually ended up doing.
>>64466467
He'll get about seven. I don't really know with DJax, he's not exactly trustworthy
>>64466467
norman got exposed last week, i dont trush him anymore
>>64466419
Philly has been torched by multiple qbs this year and desean is the washington teams best receiver. You would be dumb to not bench julio against a hot panthers team that shut the falcons out twice recently.
>>64466419
Don't listen to the others, I'm from the future, Jackson comes in and stomps all over PHilly. Go Hurns and DJAx.
>>64466550
I think he will be fired up for the game in philly, which either means he'll run a punt -20 yards and fumble it, or get 150 yards and a touchdown.
>>64465806
there's only like 12 panthersfags on here, they just have impressive meme output
quality fans imo tbqhwy
howdy spee
>which team are you a fan of
>if your team won't be in the playoffs, which team you're bandwagoning, if any
>what your team needs to address in the draft/FA
>Busc
>Cardinals
>secondary and or pass rush
>>64466702
>jets
>none...okay I'm a carson palmer supporter so cardinals i guess
>edge rusher
>>64466470
I agree.
>>64466679
I agree he'll either go like 6 139 1 rec TD 1 punt or 4 25 1
>>64466702
>Colts
>Bruce Arians
>pass rush, OL, cornerback
>>64466702
>Chargers
>Patriots
>Everything aside from QB
>>64466702
>Stoolers
>Stoolers
>Safeties and Tight ends
Why are Browns fans so autistic?
>>64466702
>Raiders
>Panthers
>Secondary, LBs, Oline
>>64466758
because you'd have to be autistic to root for the browns
>>64466702
Uh ok
>busc
>Cardinals
>Secondary and pass rush
>sister has debutante stuff tomorrow
>I'm required to go as her junior marshal
>have to miss watching my team play
Goddammit.
>>64466702
>pats
>oline
>49ers are going to win the superb owl now that the Hayne Plane is back
>>64466564
>norman got exposed last week
he mindfucked a meme wr into a chimpout of epic proportions
shut him down for 58 minutes
even on his TD he pushed off on norman so it should've been a penalty
what will the final score be for tonight's game?
>30-3 eagles
>>64466927
27-24 Skins
>>64467048
>cousins
>3 tds
>not in maryland
'no'
>>64466927
27-24 Washington
>>64466927
More people would rather see the Eagles lose so the Eagles will win. 27-17
>>64466927
whatever's going to drag out the nfc east the longest
>tfw 18 hours until we expose the fraudulent Panthers
>>64466470
>hayne activated
yay
>>64467203
>38-0
72-3 in two games
That's not happening bro. Enjoy watching us in the playoffs with a losing record.
>>64466702
>Eagles
>Cardinals
>O-line and secondary
IT'S LITERALLY WRITING ITSELF INFRONT OF YOUR EYES
>Eagles BTFO of Redskins
>Miracle in the Meadowlands: Electric Boogaloo
>Darren Sproles kick return
Why there's a game on Saturday night?
>>64467222
I'd still rather have hyde desu senpai, he was better at both phases that hayne was in.
>>64466702
Patriots
>implying (I'd like to see Cards win if Patriots go out though)
I'd be fine with getting literally no one if it means no starters dying every week. If I have to pick something then OL I guess
>>64466702
>naners
>
>who cares, jed and john york will never die in my lifetime
in b4 i get run over by a truck and the naners win sb51
>>64467322
because college football normally dominates saturdays but it's now in bowl season.
so basically, because the NFL likes money.
>>64467348
Gracias. This is literally the best time for >us. 1pm on Sunday atm
>>64467332
i'd rather have hayne returning tbqh imho but
>urban meyer running back
the chronic foot injury is just the beginning
>>64466419
>>64466467
>>64466568
Julio had 10 targets, 7 catches for 88 yards against CAR two weeks ago.
Do you really think they'll get blanked again?
You don't sit your best player in the playoffs.
>>64467391
so we use him as long as he's good for? it's not like we can never ever get another one.
it's just that even though we can, we probably won't pick a good one. hahaha. ha. ha.
I miss this goofy kid
>>64466702
>Eagles
>Bengals or Cards
>O-line, WR
>>64467397
Half of those yards were against Ben benwikere on the play he broke his leg. Norman shut him down.
>>64467432
>it's just that even though we can, we probably won't pick a good one. hahaha. ha. ha.
>>64467397
Yeah so should I go Djax or Hurns
>tfw they cuck the Panthers in the playoffs
>>64467432
>hayne
So was he just not athletic enough to play in the NFL?
what other pats fans want to just throw the game tomorrow, rest our starters, and then head into Miami full steam and shot all over them (as they obviously deserve most for all their offseason shittalk) and head into the playoffs hot and rested right?
Honestly i see little positives to play the starters tomorrow, 100000% chance someone gets hurt (or more hurt considering everyones already hurt)
>>64467547
Hurns because the saints defense has been making quarterbacks look like all pros. It's awesome as a panther fan see a division Riva have such an inept defense.
>>64467203
>Falcons
>good
>in 2015
Buccs have a better chance at pulling the upset tbqh
>>64467547
I'd say Hurns because Bortles is a dragon master and NO secondary is the worst in the league.
>>64467667
Literally my thoughts. It's a shame >we don't play Miami this week so we can wrap up the #1 seed early
>>64467709
As a panthers fan I agree. With a Win tomorrow we lock up home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Cam and the starters may play half before resting and sending in the backups.
Brees or Cousins? Ordinarily it'd be Brees without a doubt, but the saints are done and have no reason to play him with this injury. I'm in the finals, help me famalam (also Fitz is available should I really need him)
>>64467667
Yo Krabs SHUTUP
>>64467820
that literally was not me
>>64467667
I just want a game without any major injuries. I'd say rest the starters both games but they still need a win to clinch home field advantage. Dolphins are easier but it's at Miami where the Patriots have struggled recently so I have no idea.
>>64467581
Cardinal is such a qt bird.
Will Cam Newton succeed in his quest to make football fun again?
>>64466702
Eagles
bandwagon<< 'no' I'll want the cards Vikings jets
Everything starting with ol
>>64466702
>Pats
>
>Offensive line
>>64467581
Wrong bird
Reminder that Bradyfags Cry MUH STATS but want to pretend that Cam hasn't been benched for the entire 4th quarters of like 4 games since he blows teams the fuck out before halftime
>>64466702
>none yet
>Seahawks and Jets
>nigga I'm German
>>64468163
MVP winners haven't won the owl in over 15 years
>t-this time it'll be different
tell that to the 2007 Patriots and 2013 Broncos. It's a bad luck charm.
>Reminder that the Dolphins were supposed to be very good this year
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/07/harvard-study-predicts-the-dolphins-are-going-to-the-super-bowl
UNLIMITED
POWER
>>64468191
>tfw you're smarter than a Harvard student
>>64468205
literally who?
>>64468191
>nerds trying to talk about sports
lol
>>64468183
>It's a bad luck charm.
Being the highest-scoring offense is, also, bad luck.
>>64468230
Literally the Flash.
>>64468191
>Harvard
bunch of fucking eggheads thinking they know dick about football.
>>64465806
>the crying and whining by patsfags WILL reach apocalyptic proportions
first the panthers have to reach the pats
second the panthers have to beat the pats
>>64468284
Those top scoring offenses that failed didn't have a top 3 defense
post yfw godgers eliminates scam and the kittens
>Giants' fans when the Redskins win and eliminate them from contention
>>64466019
The Pats should have gone 18-1 and win the Owl this year while 18-1'ing the Panthers
>Edelman, Amendola, McCourty, Chung all declared out
Jets win
>>64468368
God, please let it happen. Can't wait for Steven Jackson to get his ring this year, but I want the Jets to cuck the Queefs so badly out of a wild card spot.
>>64468333
>Rodgers
>Coming through in a playoff game
5 years.
>>64468368
Pats gotta win one more game to get the #1 seed. Perfectly fine with resting everyone this week and then beating Miami next week.
Who wins?
>>64468388
nah he only played on one leg and ass rammed the cowboys, then we all know what happened in the playoff game. yeah, totally cant count on him. /sarcasm
>>64468502
>Cowboys
>Romo
Rodgers found the one good QB in the NFC who's a bigger choke artist than him. And as for the other playoff game that was just nature taking it's course. The old lion being supplanted by the young one.
>>64468567
>romo
bones like glass
>>64468502
>beating Romo is an accomplishment
>>64468567
>Rodgers
Complete choke artist. Can't wait to see get BTFO in the play offs again.
>>64466741
iktfb
If andrew luck, TY, mathis and vontae could all get traded to the cardinals, I would die happily as a cardinal fan
>>64468502
Why do people act like he had a good game vs the Seahawks in that NFCCG?
Sure, he wasn't THE reason they lost but he was definitely part of the problem
>>64468387
not gonna happen st. louis
/sp/ i just paid 50 bucks for Muhammad Wilkerson authorgraph on a 8x10 picture
did i pay to much?
Why did the eagles give murray a nice contract and not even use him
Does filthadelphia know what the fuck they are doing at all?
>>64468857
Nope
>>64465635
>mfw da panthers lose to the seahawks in the divisional round
>mfwdsswdsoa
>>64468783
Yea
That was dumb
>>64466702
Seahawks
They're in the playoffs, but if they lost I'd only root for the Jags if they somehow make it into the playoffs. Fuck everyone else
Only thing I can think of is maybe a LT to replace Okung, in the likelihood they don't re-sign him. Also, wouldn't be surprised if they grab a #1 receiver (tall, big body) because we still don't really have one.
Reposting for shitpostng purposes.
>>64469509
>Losing to a red team
>Losing to a yellow team
>Losing at all
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/peyton-manning-human-growth-hormone_567f16e4e4b0b958f6599440?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64470585
>Al-Jazeera
Ok Sempai.
>>64470628
Read the article ya bum
Peypey about to be BTFO by the media (except ESPN, they love him)
>>64470585
He hasnt won anything since 2011, so who cares?
Excited to find Brady's doping evidence tho.
>>64470628
Al-Jazeera is as big a media conglomerate you'll get, they don't lie senpai.
>>64470670
Brady's not cited in it you idiot, it cites Peyton's time in Indy specifically.
>An Indianapolis anti-aging clinic supplied quarterback Peyton Manning with human growth hormone, a performance-enhancing drug banned by the NFL, a pharmacist who once worked at the clinic asserts in a new special report from Al Jazeera’s Investigative Unit.
>>64470585
>being surprised that literally every single player in the nfl has been doping since high school
>>64470585
>Manning, the media's golden boy and antithesis to Brady, LITERALLY cheats
Delicious irony
>>64470670
>“Delta-2 is not for use by anybody subject to performance-enhancing drug tests,” state online reviews for the product. Major League Baseball has banned the drug explicitly.
>The report does not link Manning to Delta-2, but Sly and Robertson name multiple football players as customers, including Green Bay Packers linebacker Mike Neal. Neal, Sly says, connected him with multiple teammates, including defensive end Julius Peppers. Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison is another NFL player he has supplied, Sly says.
>Sly also names Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard and Washington Nationals infielder Ryan Zimmerman as players who received the drug from him. He also claims in the report he gave drugs to Mike Tyson.
>Delta-2 is designed to stay ahead of drug tests, Sly explains on video. He tells Collins that he provided the drug to Dustin Keller, a tight end who currently plays for the Miami Dolphins and allegedly used Delta-2 while in college at Purdue University and then before the NFL Combine, according to Sly. (Keller did not respond to Al Jazeera’s requests for comment).
>“We just used Delta-2 because it wasn’t detectable,” Sly says.
>Sly also says that he provided Clay Matthews, Green Bay’s Pro Bowl linebacker, with the prescription painkiller Percocet to help him deal with pain before at least one game. He also brags in one undercover video that Matthews texted him in an attempt to obtain Toradol, a powerful painkiller that is banned in many countries but not in the United States.
No mention of him
>>64470585
>>64470703
>>64470729
>Implying almost every player in the NFL isn't using PEDS
>>64470585
>the amount of people openly discarding the report because of reasons like >>64470628
lmao i love the asspain
>>64470850
>everybody does it!
LMAO PEYPEY FAGS IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
>>64470850
DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>64468426
>WC
STEELERS over Broncos
Chiefs lose to TEXANS
Vikings lose to PACKERS
SEAHAWKS over Redskins
>Divisional Winners
Steelers lose to PATRIOTS
Texans lose to BENGALS
PACKERS over Panthers
SEAHAWKS over Redskins
>Conference Champs
Bengals lose to PATRIOTS
Seahawks lose to PACKERS
>Super Bowl
PATRIOTS over Packers
>as if there is any other correct answer
>yfw soft as fuck 16-0 Panthers get smacked down by the eternal playoff doormat Packers
>>64470895
>>64470937
>>64470937
>Implying I'm a peypey fan
No one seriously cares about PEDs because every single player uses them. The game would be boring as fuck if they didn't.
I'm getting the vibe that you guys are still butthurt about deflate/spygate.
>>64470585
CHICKEN PARM HAD TO CHEAT HIS WAY TO 9 (NINE) ONE AND DONES LMFAO
>implying he's the goat at anything other then having a 6 head
>>64470981
>no one cares about PED use
>alleged use by MLB players opened up a congressional investigation
KEK, stay deluded senpai
>>64468404
they confirmed #1 seed last week, fimfam
>>64470981
>this convoluted logic
lmfao
>>64471023
Boreball isn't a contact sport with the vast majority of players being over 250
>>64471085
[citation needed]
>>64471085
Wtf is your point here? If anything you just argued that PEDs would give football players an even bigger advantage than baseball players
>tfw someone got in trouble and it wasn't you
making progress Brady.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64471177
P****N M*****G
>>64471146
>http://operations.nfl.com/the-players/evolution-of-the-nfl-player/
>http://www.builtlean.com/2011/03/30/how-much-muscle-can-you-gain-naturally/
>>64471155
The game wouldn't be nearly as fast and players would take longer to recover from injuries. The modern NFL requires PEDs to survive.
>>64471364
Take a peak at Twitter to see if people care
go ahead
>>64471386
I would rather read youtube comments
>>64471364
That is some incredible circular logic you have going on right there
![[UTW-Mazui]_Toaru_Kagaku_no_Railgun_S_-_16_[720p][45301CBA].mkv_5.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aMlqqSW.jpg "[UTW-Mazui] Toaru Kagaku no Railgun S - 16 [720p][45301CBA].mkv 5")
Now Peyton's 2013 record breaking season makes sense!
>>64471364
>claims most baseball players are over 250
>posts site with NFL weight figures
>>64471432
You're just a dumbass if you can't see the vast majority of the NFL is on PEDs
>>64471462
>Boreball isn't a contact sport with the vast majority of players being over 250
>isn't
Do you even know how to read?
>anonymous sources with 0 proof say Patriots cheated
>WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S SCANDALOUS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN EVERYONE DOES THAT IT'S CHEATING BAN THE FRANCHISE WAAAH
>reports about Peyton cheating
>e-everyone d-does that
loving. every. laugh.
>>64471498
Why are you defending Manning being exposed for Steroids if youre supposedly a Lions fan?
You weren't defending brady for deflated balls when "everyone else was doing it" too?
Drew Brees >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Peyton Manning
>>64471262
An asterisk for each one and done?
>>64471537
>Why are you defending Manning being exposed for Steroids if youre supposedly a Lions fan?
Subhuman genes like everyone from Michigan
>>64471520
I'd say the same shit if it came out that Brady was using PEDs
>>64471537
Because he'd be doing something that everyone doesn't do if he actually was deflating the footballs.
>>64471024
No they didn't you bandwagonning fuck. They clinched at least the #2 seed. They have to win at least one more to clinch #1
>>64471644
after the whole deflategate thing like 20 ex-NFL people came out and said they did the same thing iirc
>>64471644
There was literal proof of everyone doctoring balls beyond the legal limits. Don't pretend like there wasn't, like your assertion that everyone takes roids when you have LITERALLY NO PROOF, whereas Brady has QBS LITERALLY SAYING THEY DOCTORED FOOTBALLS
God you're a pathetic hypocrite. At least be consistent.
>>64465635
Unstoppable
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 1m1 minute ago
>Ian Rapoport Retweeted Huffington Post
>No comment from the league.
HOH BOY
Both Peypey and Brady are cheaters
>>64471683
>There was literal proof of everyone doctoring balls beyond the legal limits.
No, there wasn't. Rodgers saying he handed over-inflated footballs to the refs isn't even close to deflating the footballs after the refs check them. If you can't see the difference then there isn't a point in continuing this discussion.
>like your assertion that everyone takes roids when you have LITERALLY NO PROOF
So you just assume that everyone in the NFL is a genetic freak that can be lean at 270? How do you explain the massive increase in weight after steroids were invented?
>>64471520
>0 proof
>>64471720
at least they're not cheating on their girlfriends
>>64471846
lmao
You aren't a Lions fan. You're either a shitposter trying to bait or a diehard Peypey fan in full damage control
Peyton cheated :^)
>>64470585
>Sly later "backtracked" on virtually all of his claims
>autists in charge of knowing when someone is very clearly joking
>>64471876
>implying Rodgers isn't a gay
smdh
DA BENGALS ARE DA BOMB
>b-b-b-b-but everyone does it!
fucking kek
>>64472053
>backtracking means he was joking, citing very specific names with very specific drugs was joking
>the farmacist declined to comment even
>>64471664
not what I had read, but if that's true then we pretty much already have it wrapped up.
Peyton Manning is a cheater. Feels good to know that, let alone say or type/post it.
>>64465635
>refball champions
>implying pharmacists even sell hgh
FUCKING KEK
>>64472131
We didn't clinch it, but even if we LOSE BOTH games and the Broncos win BOTH of theirs, we have an 81% at the #1 seed because SOS or some shit.
So it's basically ours, but not yet confirmed.
>>64472145
>this damage control
>Sly, when pressed by Al Jazeera, backtracked, saying that his claims about supplying the drugs to athletes were “false and incorrect.”
>In a subsequent statement to Al Jazeera, he walked back the comments even further, saying that Collins took advantage of him while Sly was grieving the death of his fiancée.
>>64471434
>tfw had a hunch that nigga was doping and that's why he fell apart right after the season
>tfw I was right
>>64472100
>>64472195
>Pats fan
>Posts anime
>Manning cheater apologists arguing with Brady cheater apologists
Dis gonna be good
>be a pats fan
>FINALLY have a cheating scandal of big names that DOESN'T connect to the Pats
>can finally shitpost about cheating
good feel.
>>64472222
lel nice quads
This just confirms Favre is the GOAT
>didn't need a spying team
>didn't need HGH
Is this surprising? The Broncos are notorious for being a cheating organization
>>64472294
Happened while he was with the Colts though m8. Right before heading over to Denver.
Reminder that the Redskins are currently in the process of ending "The Cycle".
>>64472218
Is Tom Brady still elite?
>>64472290
>played until his 40s without HGH
pfffft
>>64472163
Is /sp/ filled with 10 year olds? Honest question.
If the Patriots lose out and end up 12-4, and the Broncos win out and go 12-4 the Broncos get the 1st seed due to them beating the Patriots head to head.
If the Patriots record ties Cincinnati for #1 then New England gets the tiebreaker due to them having a better record against common opponents.
New England needs to win to clinch
>>64472337
Yes, but he's going to lose the MVP to sCam
>>64472326
Colts are cheaters too with a walking pharmaceutical company as an owner, still not surprising
>>64472334
Pats owl confirmed
>>64472334
What's the cycle?
>>64472360
also
>battling through injuries and starting 20 full seasons (including playoffs) worth of games in a row, playing through numerous injuries, without HGH
>>64472387
that's okay, Brady collapses in the playoffs when he wins MVP. He's better as an underdog
>>64472437
>Brady
>Better as anything
Pick one
>>64472334
based Kirk ending my nightmares
fuck off Eli, not this year
>>64472463
Injuries going to fuck us though. Our team is literally dying of cancer.
>>64472290
>all-time leader in interceptions
>GOAT
not even close.
>>64472290
wasn't he addicted to painkillers?
>>64472541
and sending dick pics of his 4 inch dong
I'm watching Concussion right now.
Its higher quality than i thought it would be and basically, I'm never gonna stop watching football and loving it, but i also wish they would just destroy and disband the sport. Fuck everyone in the nfl basically.
And now nfl players are getting outed for doping? Ughhh just fuck these people.
>>64472451
I'll pick both, Brady's literally the GOAT
>>64472437
regular season MVP tends to be a curse for playoff QBs. Only a few MVPs who were QBs won the SB the same year iirc. Warner was the last one to do it in One Yard Short.
>>64472682
That is some hardcore denial.
>>64470979
>>64470979
Uhhh, does uh...if the packers and seahawks win their wildcard matchups, wouldnt the seahawks play the panthers and the packers would play the cardinals?
Also your predictions are retarded
>my team unironically lost to the eagles
feels bad man
>>64472682
christ, and I thought Brady's press conference was bad when he acted completely oblivious. Somehow that seems more convincing that this shit.
How many times are the iggles going to get cucked out of the playoffs by the R********?
>>64472830
IKTFB
also fuck you
>>64472779
maybe, but that wouldn't change the results except for the Owl being a repeat of SB49.
237th for
>Raaaaaaiiiiiiddddeeeeerrrrssss
Autism cyclefags were you at now?
>>64472830
Like literally, how the fuck did we lose to them??
>losing to the iggles
>>64472911
what is the point of this scripting
>>64472917
Only time the pasts can win* an owl is when Eli isn't in the playoffs
>>64473022
No scripting, thread was dead when I made that raaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddeeeeeeerrrrrssss
>tfw Brady doesn't have to face Eli in the owl
literally 4-0 in owls without Eli.
How will they do it this time? Butler coming through in the clutch again? Ghost kicking the game winning FG Vinatieri style? all I know is the opposing team will get butthurt and accuse them of cheating
>>64472997
Because our special teams handed them 14 points and Brady handed them another 7
>>64473092
>our defense only allowed 14 points
They deserved better.
>>64473083
I don't know this pic is kinda cute. It's like Tom Terrific is passing on the torch to Cam.
Panthersfag, idc Tom Brady is the GOAT
>>64473083
Cam has never lost to the Pats, try again next year
>>64473169
tbqh with you Joe, despite all the shitposting against Cam, it's pretty cool what he's doing for your team and I like him and your team's pretty cool (outside of Norman, he seems really niggerish and annoying and full of himself like OBJ)
>>64473216
Good that means Brady will go into the game with something to prove. Brady's always at his best when doubt is on him. He was cocky as hell in those Giants owls.
>tfw roiding pey pey
>>64473274
nobody's gonna doubt Brady family, he's won 4 super bowls and is one of the GOATS. Even if we were 18-0 we'd be underdogs
did Cousins really knee instead of spiking?
i don't wanna watch football anymore tonight
>>64473414
Yes, but he's been unironically elite outside of that brainfart
>>64473216
>N and n both equal 1
try again dumbass
some team will concoct a story full of holes but shoved down our throats and debated 24/7, until a month later, after the Pats have won the Owl, we'll find out it was a load of shit the entire time.
>>64473414
yes
doesn't matter though, Eagles and Gints are out.
>>64473230
This. I like the Panthers. I just want the Pats to win for the ultimate middle finger towards Goodell. Plus Brady will become the unanimous G.O.A.T. if he pulls it off.
>>64473437
post more butt so I can comfort you then slut
>the city of Tainted Manning
just retire pham
>>64465635
Cam ‘Schedule Babby’ Newton’s Undefeated Season
>Jaguars (20th ranked defense)
>Texans (6th ranked defense)
>Saints (31st ranked defense)
>Buccaneers (21st ranked defense)
>Seahawks (2nd ranked defense)
>Eagles (26th ranked defense)
>Colts (29th ranked defense)
>Packers (16th ranked defense)
>Titans (10th ranked defense)
>Redskins (19th ranked defense)
>Cowboys (18th ranked defense)
>Saints (31st ranked defense)
>Falcons (15th ranked defense)
>Giants (32nd ranked defense)
>Falcons (15th ranked defense)
>Buccaneers (21st ranked defense)
Average: 20th ranked defense
THE GIANTS WON'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
GLORY
BE
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU BASED KIRK BASED R********S
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>64473437
>highlight of the season was beating the Patriots
2014 Chiefs/10
>>64471720
So are peppers and matthews, get fucked packerfag
>>64473538
>>Texans (6th ranked defense)
>>Seahawks (2nd ranked defense)
>>Titans (10th ranked defense)
>14 wins in 14 games
not bad tbqh
now post your team
>Mike Loyko @NEPD_Loyko 2m2 minutes ago
>Another year and another year with no recognition for #Patriots front office. Almost 80 players on the 53 man roster, let Hall of Fame CB go and replaced with UDFA. 7 Pro Bowlers, all home grown, rebuilt Super Bowl winning Secondary with unknowns. Hicks, Williams, trades, etc.
Does he have a point /nfl/?
>could already have the 1 seed locked up if we had taken care of business against the fucking Giggles
Fuck
I mad
>>64473691
>7 pro bowlers
No, he doesn't have a point. Pro bowl is a popularity contest and Pats have the biggest bandwagon
>mfw Gronk isn't on the list
LITERALLY A FREAK OF NATURE
NO HGH REQUIRED
>tfw Eli's autism cycle meme is now dead
This was the last year boys.
It's gone from here on out. It was fun posting it. I'm sure going to miss it.
>ESPN hasn't said a lick of the Peyton Manning story at all yet
>they literally interrupted programming at 1:30 at night back in January to break news about the Patriots scandal
come on the bias is obvious
>>64473742
His whole family seems like natural freaks, so I can't help but believe he DOESNT take roids. He just looks naturally humongous.
>>64473691
coach of the year is basically just most improved team award
>>64473746
No one cares about some drug scandal when most of the NFL uses
>>64473746
Because Huffington Post is a reputable reporting site right?
>>64473874
Because Bob Kravitz, a local writer for the Indy star, was a reputable source on twitter, right?
>Yfw Jets vs Eagles SuperBowl
>Both considered trainwrecks and predicted to be dead last in their divisions
Sports media blown THE FUCK OUT
>>64473874
More reputable than some fucking colts beat writer at 1 AM after a 45-17 blowout loss
>Manning missed the 2011 season, when he was a member of the Indianapolis Colts, after undergoing neck surgery. In the documentary, Sly tells Collins, who is taking secret video of his interactions, that he was “part of a medical team that helped [Manning] recover” from the surgery. Sly alleges that the clinic mailed growth hormone and other drugs to Manning’s wife, Ashley Manning, so that the quarterback’s name was never attached to them.
>Manning left the Colts after the 2011 season to sign with Denver. The NFL banned human growth hormone as part of its 2011 collective bargaining agreement with players, but did not begin testing for it until 2014. No player has ever tested positive.
so what he did wasn't technically illegal
>>64473746
>tfw ESPN said the Patriots taped the Rams practice when the Boston Herald admitted to lying about that to cash in on the Spygate publicity
ESPN is as blind as everybody else. Take them with a grain of salt
>>64473996
>they apologized for spreading this false information at 2 in the morning
God I hate them.
it's over
>iggles
congratz redskins
REDSKINS CHIEFS SUPERB OWL
WHO DO THE SJWS ROOT FOR?
>Seahawks @Redskins
who ya got?
>>64473722
A third of the votes are fan voting. The other 2/3's are coaches and players. Your autistic Patriots hate is showing
>>64474265
Memehawks
>>64474280
That explains why guys like Megatron make it in
>>64474265
Don't be surprised if the Redskins pull the upset. The seahawks have to travel to the opposite coast to play in Washington where Kirk has been pretty good. That plus the injuries for the Seahawks does not bode well.
>>64474244
They petition to stop the super bowl unless the Panthers and some non-racist AFC team gets in. Which Goodell would let happen.
>>64474265
Seahawks by 40
>>64473958
>liberals
>watching sports
sure.
>Kiko Alonso got lit up in this game
>the one guy Chip traded a HUGE piece for was personally responsible for ending their season
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>64471711
buncha solid 7s
>>64469509
The more you win the weaker your schedule becomes by definition. You're denying every opponent you play a win after all, at least in the Panthers case. What's the strength of schedule for these teams if you subtract a loss on each of the teams they beat and subtracted a win on each of the teams they lost to? That should give you a more fair comparison to make.
You started this shit now end it you fucking Shitskins. You gave Wilson/LoB their first playoff win instead of one and done'ing them. The Pats and Packers got their revenge now its time to go back to where it all began and fucking end this shit. For once do something right DC
>iggles eliminated
OWG thread when?
fantasy thread is worthless
You may start 3 of the following 4 receivers this week:
Antonio Brown (hurr)
Kamar Aiken
Micheal Floyd
Doug Baldwin
>Chip Kelly traded LeSean Mccoy for Kiko
Is there a guy who ruined a team faster than Chip Kelly?
>>64474436
>mfw DeAngelo Hall pulls a real nigga move on Wilson and tears his ACL
>>64473538
>>64473681
only good teams from that list are the Seahawks and Packers, who were both struggling when they played the Panthers
Seahawks are going to beat the Panthers in the divisional round.
YOU
>>64474620
Fun fact, Kiko Alonso has only started 1 game for the Eagles.
>MFW raiders were supposed to go to the playoffs in the preseason
>mfw no face
>>64474620
kiko hasn't been that good this year but those first 3 stats are a retarded thing to measure for an ILB
navorro bowman has exactly the same stats in those categories and no INTs
the tackles is the real telling one
>>64474630
>who were both struggling when they played the Panthers
Gee I wonder why they were struggling to beat the best team in the NFL
>muh eli
>muh autism cycle
>muh OBJ
>muh prophecy
>>64474689
Here comes the spin.
I kid, but Kiko is fucking terrible.
>>64474690
>Panthers
>best team
>mfw when they don't even make the top 3
>tfw you get to end a shit team's playoff chances again
>>64474704
it wasn't a good trade but it's not a bad trade because he hasn't forced any fubles or sacked anyone lel
but idk i don't really feel like defending the eagles at all tongiht
i'll take any criticism because we deserve it
>>64474364
I'm a liberal except on immigration and I watch sports.
>>64474735
It's a bad trade because of who you fucking traded.
His production is terrible. But what makes it a bad trade is that you literally traded for him with LESEAN MCCOY
>>64474735
OK.
Chip Kelly is a horrible GM
Chip Kelly is a mediocre coach
Nelson Alghalor is terrible
Jordan Matthews is a lesser man's Odell Beckham
Sam Bradford will have to be resigned
Bryon Maxwell is a joke
Walter Thurmond isn't coming back
>Giants cannot make the playoffs now
YES FUCK YES
EAT SHIT SHELI
EAT SHIT GNATS
FUCK THE FOUR YEAR CYCLE
FUCK THE FLUKIEST TEAM IN THE PAST DECADE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64474724
>He doesn't know that even if the jets lose against the pats that the jets can still make the playoffs
>>64474758
Also, I should add
They traded their best offensive player for a guy coming off an ACL tear and a guy who has a history of ACL injuries.
>>64474735
I figured you guys would be screaming bloody murder for what he's done as a GM, so I don't get why you're defending him, but hey do what you gotta do.
>>64474403
Better than your team's solid 2's
>>64474756
yeah i'm aware, i wasnt a fn of the trade when it first happened, you can probably find my rants in the archve if anyone cared enough to look
i accepted it because you can't changhe it but shady was one of my favorite players ever
i still miss him
>>64474758
true
tru
troo
truu
truuuu
true
i hope not but probably true
>>64474779
>FLUKIEST TEAM IN THE PAST DECADE
That would be the Puckers
>>64474795
>theyve all been BLACKED by Cam
>>64473452
>No depth
>38yr old hasbeen
>Injury-prone team
Enjoy the inevitable blowout
>>64474785
>implying the asspain from taking Brady's enormous cock won't destroy any chances they have of playing decent football the following week
>Gnats
Inb4 they try to live in the past
>Weeden and Cousins going to the playoffs
>#1 and #2 draft picks from that year are on the sidelines
Who woulda thought
>>64474836
>impying the bills can stop Fitzmagic
>>64474833
post Cam's superbowl rings
failing that, post panther's superbowl rings
>>64474849
>Weeden
Just
>Cousins
Pleasantly surprised
>>64474794
oh im not defending the shady trady, it was retarded and chip overstepping his boundaries
chip's main problem is that he doesn't place enough value on individual players, and thinks a good system will work even with less talent
it's why he let maclin walk, why he traded a pro bowl 1300 yard back for an oregon product, why he let mathis walk, and why the team isn't that good this year
unless he realizes his errors, which i think he is, shit isn't going to improve much either next year
>>64474849
literally no one prob
>>64474627
See, I knew for sure Cousins was based when I saw this picture. Only a real nigga would agree to do a Cool Runnings group costume. That's fantastic.
>>64474833
You do understand that Brady also did not defeat the Russell Wilson-led Seattle Seahawks UNTIL Brady went superman mode in the Super Bowl, right?
>>64474849
Don't forget Osweiler may go to the post season before Ryan Tannehill the guy who was supposed to save the Dolphins and lead them to the Owl the Superb Owl contenders according to Harvard
>scandal breaks RIGHT before football sunday
for what purpose
Just kill me now, anons.
>>64474889
>unless he realizes his errors, which i think he is, shit isn't going to improve much either next year
I don't think he's realized his errors at all.
He's done nothing to remedy the situation this season, even tonight on a desperate playoff fight. He's made comments all season that have sounded as if he was defending himself, he's been extremely defensive, and he's been arrogant and full of himself.
I literally think he's backtracked in his way of thinking. But that's just me man.
>>64474990
no
we want you to live in perpetual misery
>>64475034
i just realized that last statement made no grammatical sense, whoops
and yeah i think in the sense that he's seeing his system fail, and that he's slowly phasing murray out of the offense, that he may be making some progress
but he hasn't really shown any signs of contrition or any admittance of guilt on his part for this lost season yet i suppose
perhaps after this humbling loss we'll see something resembling actual cognizance from him, who knows
either way now is the time to tank for the best draft spot possible
>>64475067
that's nice of you
>>64475106
it's not really tanking when you only have 1 game left
>SportsCenter @SportsCenter 2m2 minutes ago
>Peyton Manning denies Al Jazeera report that a pharmacist sent HGH to Manning's home after neck surgery.
>the first fucking thing they tweeted out
lmao
>>64474779
Looks like it's up to >us to avenge the NFC.
Wait, Al Jazeera does American sports? I thought they hated the US?
Well, at least that takes care one part of The Cycle.
>They got paid for telling me Cam would be a bust
>They got paid for saying Tom was done after getting blown the fuck out and benched last year
>They got paid for saying Luck and RG3 were the next best things for football
>They got paid for saying Wilson was a fluke
>They got paid for calling Kaep the next goat dual threat QB
>They got paid for saying Ryan Tannehill would lead Miami to the post season
Ladies and gentlemen "sports analyst"
>>64475135
idk i don't want "muh pride" to get in the way of earning that 6-10 record and its draft spot
hopefully the giants blow us off the face of the planet
i'm not good with draft spot calculation, can anyone tell me where we'd draft if we lose in week 17?
>>64475179
what other parts are there? the giants are out, it's done
>>64475158
ryan howard is also on the list
What are some examples of cucks in the NFL?
So assuming the vikings get blown out by the packers, we're headed to Carolina for the divisional.
See you soon, Cam :^)
>>64475272
>>64475197
let me guess you are a e!spn pleb
>>64475197
Trent Dilfer is probably the worst big name/known sports analyst around at the moment.
I know he's ridden Kaep's dick in the past, and I wouldn't be surprised if he said/believed any of the other "predictions" listed there.
>yfw redskins vs texans in superb owl 50
>>64475154
>avenging your own failure
>>64475284
Can't wait to fuck your shit up in BoA.
>>64475284
Refresh my memeory, how did the Panthers do lat time a playoff team came to town?
>tfw season is now officially over
>tfw as soon as it was apparent the Cowboys were fucked everyone was saying the Giants were a shoe-in
Here we are again.
>>64475359
Birds don't do so well in the den.
>>64475359
>>64475376
Are you guys really gonna talk shit at 1-2 with Cam, getting blown out by both the Seahawks AND COLIN KRAPERNICK in your backyard?
No wait, do go on and serve this up.
>>64475376
>>64475327
No, Ray Lewis is INDISPUTABLY the worst """"""""""""""analyst"""""""""""""""
He is absolutely horrific and brings NOTHING to the discussion. I mean literally, NOTHING. His entire opinion on everything is "THE GAME MAN, AND THE EMOTION IT CARRIES MAN, THAT MEANS SOMETHING"
literally everytime.
He was so bad ESPN stopped forcing him. Think about that for a moment.
>>64475376
Be careful m8. Don't talk too much. It hurts a lot more when the shitposting is flung back your way.
>Your team
>Player whose development you are most excited for
>Season theme
>Steelers
>Robert Golden
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
>after my team goes 19-0 I'll have no more reasons to live
(ahem)....
AH HA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAA
4 rings, HGH free ;)
>>64475501
l-let's have a good game f--ffaam
>>64475501
>the city of Tainted Manning
>>64475401
he also killed a guy
>>64475517
>fake stuttering
are you a bitch?
>>64475523
Feels so good senpai
Skins
>>64475496
>tfw you will never know what 19-0 feels like
fuck you Eli and your magical ability to scramble out of pressure and throw miracle passes in clutch situations. Giants could go 1-15 for 20 years and i'd still have no pity for them.
Ether lose a game now Panthers or deal with the pressure of 18-0 and the implications if you blow it.
>>64475540
shut the fuck up philthy subhuman
Filthadelphia is a shithole full of classless fucks and their teams are a mirror image of that. I would post an owg, but honestly even OWG is probably getting to the point where Philly is getting too sad for him to laugh at
>giggles
biggest chokers in the nfl
>76ers
are currently 2-30, quite possibly the worst sports teams of the modern era
>lillies
cucked by the yankees in their last world series and have fallen off a cliff
>>64475615
uh you got me? gj man
>the shithouse of the afc east actually beat the nfc east leaders
>>64475559
who gives a fuck m8 we've got 4 owls and another one coming
>>64475665
desu you're better than the bills
>>64475688
>0-5 in the division
no we are not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K3hoc_mCnY
>normies can't catch a football correctly
>>64475559
>implying the Patriots can't be the Giants this time around and give 18-1 back
just gotta wait for this handsome motherfucker to come back and the teams heals up a little bit more.
Fire coughlin
>>64475703
i think he means historically
>>64475768
they should fire their DC first, dude is rob ryan levels of bad
>>64475768
>Giants fans want Coughlin fired
>a year later they win an owl and completely forget about it
every time
>>64475785
>it's the DC's fault
pleb as fuck opinion
the giants have NO fucking talent on defense, he's actually done a pretty good job getting turnovers considering how talentless the defense is, not to mention the injuries.
Jerry Reese is the one that has to go, but coughlin is too old for a rebuild so he needs to go too
>>64475761
odds that Vegas will favor the Panthers in SB50 against the Patriots if the Panthers go 18-0?
>>64475517
Jets gonna win
Unless Brady goes off
>>64475850
the Patriots aren't gonna lose, mooselover
>>64475845
probably be a toss up like last year. Despite the Panthers record the Patriots are well established as a team that plays owls down to the wire. Patriots are never underdogs because they've been good for so long.
bros
i bought a 750 tonight, drank 2/3s of it, then accidentally filled it mostly up with practically straight water piss (was supposed to be pissing in another essentially identical 750)
what do
w-would you drink the rest?
>>64475904
>would i drink my own piss
is this a serious question senpai?
are you that strapped for alcohol
>>64475756
Moon still has a nice spiral.
>panthers are undefeated
>jets are in the playoff hunt
>kirk cousins has led the redskins to a division title
>peyton manning is a juicer
>ravens, cowfags and colts among the worst teams this year
wtf happened this season?
>>64475979
Absolute madness
>>64475946
n-no i just didn't want to waste 7 bux and was looking for encouragement from other degenerates. i thought that shit though and realized it would have been bad
now i see the light, i will just drink the beer i was gonna give my estranged father
spee is always right
>>64475979
2015 is the year of the memes my friend
>Giants/Eagles/Cowboys fans ACTUALLY thought they would win the division
o i am laffin
>r******* fans think that they have a chance in the playoffs
>>64475957
moon's throwing motion back in the day was one of the best i've ever seen
>>64475979
injuries, regression, memes
>>64476026
always here to help friend
hello
I have a question: Why did kirk cousins take a KNEE/KNEELED when he could have scored? Media is all over this and some people say this is a representation of prayer because he is very religious and he is thus giving mercy to the eagles. What does it mean?
>>64472504
>volume stats
found the plen
>>64476093
It's because he confused spiking with taking a knee
>>64476093
Brain fart I guess
>>64475559
this will forever be the bane of my existence
>>64476093
Because he's so alpha he let the Eagles off the hook before halftime
>>64474849
I never thought my team's old QB's would have a career after being on my team.
The only thing I know to come out of the browns are tears.
Threadly reminder, Dougie B is elite.
>https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/681009140643278849
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I officially lift the curse on the falcons
Lakes bussy is safe once more
>>64476229
Remember when people were acting like Chip knew what he was doing and wasn't just a bumbling lunatic lurching toward termination? Those were fun times.
>>64476117
that's really the only plausible explanation. He's been in the league for years, he's not stupid, and in the end it didn't matter because his team was already well on their way to curb-stomping the Eagles.
>>64476229
pottery
>>64476229
lel
LEL
L-E-L
>>64476248
Football in ass now, Lake.
>>64476229
>that's sort of ironic isn't it
L M A O
>>64476184
incorrect
>>64476229
>it's sorta ironic
That fucking reporter, bless him.
>>64476250
>Remember when people were acting like Chip knew what he was doing
no
>>64475979
Suberb Owl 50 gods wanted the biggest meme season ever, threw the entire league juju magic out of wack into meme levels
>>64476184
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>64476260
The panthers needa lose.
>>64476277
At least you got kiko Alonso out of the madness.
>>64476277
Honestly, the only people I heard actually calling him an idiot were the Philadelphia fans (hilariously, they hate everything so they take the pessimistic side of things) and Skip Bayless
Everyone else said he had a plan that would succeed
Skip was right once again.
>>64476289
i miss shady
>>64476292
skip bayless is just a mouthpiece for pro-cowboys opinions, so sometimes he;s right
>>64476292
despite all of Skip's trolling, the dude is right 90% of the time unless it comes to the cowboys or the spurs or floyd mayweather
>>64476289
>At least you got kiko Alonso out of the madness.
He cost them their season tonight by getting lit the fuck up in coverage
and he's been horrible for them
>>64468054
I give you a (you)
>>64468426
>skins and texans
>4th seeds
good format NFL.
Let's say hypothetically you are able to choose the coach for >your team's most hated rival for the next 5 years. List:
>team
>which of these two guys you choose
>first thing they do after being named head coach
>>64476271
>>64476283
He'll run post paterns all day, remind me which day your team plays in the posteason?
>>64476306
I didn't watch the game so I can't comment on that but prior to that injury and a few weeks ago he was on point desu.
Also who /happyasafrog/ here? The media is finally realizing Chandler Jones was overrated yay :D
>>64476336
Rex to the Jets KEK
soon
>>64476336
>Seahawks
>Chip
>>64476336
>Saints
>Chep Killy
>summarily execute Matt Ryan
>>64476292
based skip
>>64476406
Who
Elway btfo on a scale of 1-10, go.
>>64476336
>Giants
>Chip
>move the franchise to LA
Is Smeth elite?
>>64476432
paxton lynch, #12 QB memphis tigers
the savior of the philadelphia eagles
>>64476443
On a scale of 1-Smeth. no.
>>64476455
he'll go to the Browns
>>64476455
O
>>64476436
5head outa ten
>air unintentionally escapes a football
>4 game ban, million shekel fine and lost picks
>Manning swims in HGH and roids for his neck
>who cares if it's illegal his poor neck >:( fucking patsfags cheaters
>>64476465
NO
they will ruin him
he needs us
>>64476455
Why do you want this future-bust trashmaster?
>>64476292
People forget since he gets paid for being nothing but a shitspewing troll now but Skip Bayless used to be a hardcore sports journalist. He actually knows his shit even if he rarely chooses to use that knowledge. It's kinda sad to see how far he's fallen, but he's getting paid way more to be a troll than he ever did to be legit.
Okay this is different from asking if an college team can beat an nfl team.
Could adding one nfl skill position player on a shit college team make a difference? For example Tom Brady on the Boise State Broncos. Do they suddenly become top 4 or would they still be shit?
>>64476526
>he used to be legit
When? Wasn't in like 1999 when he claimed that Aikman was gay with no proof whatsoever?
>nb4 Aikman is gay
I'm not defending the guy, just saying I'm gonna need a little more than Skip's word on that.
>>64476497
also >sneak would be a terrible wife
>come home from work
>hi honey how was your day? mine was great! i closed the johnson deal and the new boss is really taking a shine to me!
>g-go puckers...
>>64476525
he will be elite in the NFL and carry this team to the promised land
>>64476336
>cardinals
>chip kelly
>move back to St Louis after the Rams move to LA
>>64476533
>would adding an elite NFL QB to a college team make them much better
Are you retarded for even needing to ask?
>Yes.
>>64476553
Adding any NFL QB to the Terps won't bring that shit school a Playoff championship
>>64476538
Nah, in the 70s and 80s is where he really made his mark. That rumor aside (that was started by Switzer anyways), he didn't really become total shit until ESPN hired him.
NFL what would happen if I started stealing creditcards and just used the money to donate to charity anonymously?
Would the companies just take the money back from the charities? Or would they be forced to cover it?
>>64476548
How is he going to do that when Famous Jameis is dominating with 10 Owl wins in a row?
>>64476548
Yeah but rather than nag about chores on sunday sneak gets naked, lays next to you and p-puckers for 3 hours between commercials. I'd take it.
>>64476632
Stupid has no color
>>64476648
>bucs-eagles NFC championship rematches
>except this time the eagles have the white QB
baka desu
2002 will be avenged in spades
eric rowe will intercept jameis in the NFCCG and take it to the house
>>64476658
>sneak, pucker up
that's a good pun
>>64476548
>>64476658
you guys are weird
>Tfw the 2 greatest qbs of the modern era are gigantic cheating faggots.
1. Brees
2. Roethlisberger
3. Rodgers
4. Palmer
5. Wilson/Eli
>>64476632
Hope you purchase a freedom loving VPN first from a computer 500 miles away
Then 200 miles away buy bitcoins and launder anonymously for real money. You've now figured out the scam that is cryptocurrency.
>>64476685
You come across as a very slutty fucktoy tbqh sneak
>>64476679
>igles in NFCCG
Not gonna happen
>>64476695
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying
- Bill Belichick
>>64476685
We'd make a cute couple
I'd make you wear a collar too ;)
WHOSE READY FOR THE REDSKINS/CHIEFS TO SOMEHOW MAKE IT TO THE SUPERB OWL?
NATIVE AMERICAN OFF.
SJWS EVERWHERE BOYCOTT THE NFL.
>>64476685
no u
>>64476715
yeah it's never happened before, and certainly not 4 years in a row and 5 times in 8 years
>>64476695
>PEOPLE WILL NEVER FULLY GIVE BRADY THE CREDIT HE DESERVES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT WAS .5 PSI OUT OF A FUCKING FOOTBALL THATS NOT EVEN SOMETHING YOU CAN FUCKING NOTICE DESPITE ESPN OBVIOUSLY FUCKING PUTTING ON A SKIT WITH PEOPLE LYING BUT EVERY OTHER FUCKING REPUTABLE QB THAT WAS SHOWN CHECKING THE DIFFERENCE COULDN'T FUCKING TELL
HE HAS LITERALLY PLAYED WITH NOBODY'S HIS ENTIRE CAREER, REMAINED DOMINANT IN A SALARY CAP ERA FOR OVER A DECADE AND HAS COME AWAY WITH 4 OWLS, 6 APPEARANCES AND THE STATS TO BE CONSIDERED THE ALL TIME GREAT
YET PEOPLE WILL STILL LATCH ON TO THIS FUCKING RIDICULOUS NOTION THAT HE WAS SOME HARDCORE CHEATER CAUSING OTHER TEAMS TO SHAVE POINTS AND HE WAS INGESTING A SUPER PILL THAT GAVE HIM AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE LITERALLY WAS PART OF A SCANDAL OVER THE AIR INSIDE OF A FUCKING FOOTBALL, AS IF NO OTHER QB IN THE LEAGUE MAY HAVE ALTERED THEIR FOOTBALL TO THE TINIEST FUCKING FRAGMENTED DEGREE. EVEN IF HE DID DO IT, WHICH IMO HE DID AND I WILL ADMIT THAT, IT LITERALLY, LITERALLY, LITERALLY DID NOT GIVE HIM AN ADVANTAGE WHATSOEVER. IN FACT IT CAUSED HIM TO PLAY A HORRIBLE FIRST HALF FOR GOD'S SAKE, THERE WAS NO UNFAIR ADVANTAGE HOW CAN YOU EVEN CONSIDER IT CHEATING?
AND SPYGATE? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT WAS FILMING A THING IN FRONT OF YOU KNOW, 80000 OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WRONG DESIGNATED AREA (BECAUSE YOU CAN STILL FILM, JUST IN THE DESIGNATED AREA THOUGH). AND THEN THE BOSTON "LIBERAL BOSTON-BASHING SHITHOLE" HERALD MADE UP LIES TO SLANDER THEM THAT EVERYONE RAN WITH.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEYTON LITERALLY ENHANCED HIS BODY WITH A DRUG THAT WAS BANNED FROM THE LEAGUE FOR ITS UNFAIR GAIN AND NOBODY SEEMS TO FUCKING CARE OTHER THAN PATS FANS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRADY'S HAD HIS ENTIRE CAREER OBFUSCATED BECAUSE OF SOME TINY FUCKING "VIOLATIONS" THAT MAKE NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE TO THE GAME BUT NOBODY WILL GIVE HIM THE CREDIT HE DESERVES
FUCK ALL OF YOU. HE IS LITERALLY THE GOAT. FUCK.
>>64476769
This is delicious pasta.
It fuels me.
>>64476737
>yeah it's never happened before, and certainly not 4 years in a row and 5 times in 8 years
When was the last time m8?
>>64476702
That's a lot of projecting right there.
>>64476725
No and no.
>>64476778
Well pasta is high in carbohydrates.
>>64476728
>Smith cucks sanfran
>Reid and Maclin dance together in cucking philly
>Berry wins an owl before the cancer inevitably resurfaces
>Smeth posting drives /nfl/ to insanity
Happy endings all around
>>64476769
Wew
>>64475979
Injuries
>>64476769
>implying Brady gives a fuck about the size of his balls
she still gonna suck them
>>64476725
kinky
>>64476788
much sooner than the bucs ;^)
nah we're not exactly primed to be playoff contenders, but hey we might strike gold on a franchise QB ourselves next year
that is, if we make the right choice (fuck carson wentz, cody kessler, and gunner kiel)
i look forwards to rekindling the rivalry that never was
>>64476790
You weren't given a choice bitch
>>64476822
I can't tell if you're gay or not so I assume you are.
>>64476827
That's stupid. This is stupid. You're stupid. I'm going to bed.
>>64476695
mah nigga
>>64476695
>putting ben above rodgers
literally retarded
>>64476839
No u
Serious discussion tho
Why are night games x10 times cozier than noon games?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=08Dj-C5CzKw
>>64476822
>mfw the bucs might actually have their first ever franchise QB
Feels good. I think he has the ability to actually lead us to the promised land.
The Bucs, more superb owls than the Igles since 2003.
>>64476903
Faggot
>busc
>good
>>64476879
>that guy who keeps telling him to put the camera down
>>64476833
if that's how you want to imagine me i'm not gonna stop you anon
>>64476903
more like more superb owls than us since literally ever lel
i'm a big jameis fan tho, so i'm happy for you there
>yfw people thought he was gonna bust because of "muh off-field issues" and "muh immaturity"
>>64476336
>Giants
>Chip Kelly
>fires/trades Odell, Eli, and Jennings for Tebow, Maziel and Mariota
>>64476915
Just watch, we going to sign half a hand or Mario in the offseason and draft VH3 or Ramsey. Give us 2 years and we will be competing.
>>64476927
People wanted him to bust so badly because a white bitch with an inconsistent story yelled rape.
>>64476443
he's playing efficiently at an elite level but he's still not putting big numbers up
tfw only like 9.5 hours until football.
Who else loves Sundays?
>>64477016
>tfw season is both literally and metaphorically over
I don't care anymore, just fuck our shit up familia.
>tfw my one and done record is forever tainted
>>64477124
>glennon's neck
>manning's forehead
which is longer
>2 more weeks
maybe for your faggot ass teams
>>64477124
Add wrinkles and red spot
>>64476336
>Browns
Don't need to do a damn thing
New bread when???
xth for National American Handegg League.
>>64476769
cheaters can't be the goat. period.
Are the Ravens going to wear their pee pants again today?
>>64477269
I hope so.
Martavis Bryant needs to go off today. I have 3rd place on the line :^(
>>64477286
>>64477286
>>64477286
new bread out of the oven
>>64477047
iktfb
last desu senpai
